Talking Simulator

TheAinMAP: Signal
DideRobot: LRR: Cameron and Cori are going to bus on they fruit until the customers stop coming 🍒 httpstwitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113908108076846186
 LordZarano: 
 baltimore_667083: 
loufghyslaufey: (snorting) Hm-Mmph. BUS
TheAinMAP:   
 baltimore_667083: hi cam! hi cori!
loufghyslaufey: The Talking must BUS on until the Desert Simulates...!!
TheAinMAP: Hello  
loufghyslaufey: Also, Hello
loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh. That Monkey Puppet Stare meme
 iris_of_ether: Tiltyhouse followed you
 Amentur: Content™ 
EvilBadman: Welcome to wetmics
 TheAwkes: Choices have been made.
Jethrain: Ben will flay for this
EvilBadman: Scented cravats
 iris_of_ether: Mmmm VoCs
 dumbo3k: I’m sure no one will clip this
StringCheeseRiot: *hops on the fruitbus*
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThankfulOddPieChefFrank-0NlJE5_FFGYg_LxB
 TheMerricat: Chat do vapor rubs actually do anything or were they all just psychological?
EvilBadman: You saying we should go to this museum?
 iris_of_ether: Yankee
Jethrain: Yankee candles?
 iris_of_ether: There's a LRL or Desert Bus that's Yankee Candle or Hallmark Movie
 korvys: cuir bouilli
 SymphonySolstice: chat, please clap, I sent an email I've been putting off for 2 weeks
 CaptainSpam: Froot froot, motherbussers.
 iris_of_ether: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 dumbo3k: yeah Gambeson we’re the most common
 SymphonySolstice: thank u thank u
 iris_of_ether: I know there's a post kicking around out there on grad students who used rabbit glue to make linen armor, and discovering it's both really really hard to cut and makes a great dog chew toy
 dumbo3k: padding the brain box is important
 BrowneePointz: stupid Shotgun mics
 BrowneePointz: and being persnickety
 SymphonySolstice: hm. bad filtering
 korvys: Does butter not have butter as an ingredient?
 spo8n: they misspelled butter
 Gadora: @iris_of_ether You want to cut it before pasting it together, and they also tested it by shooting an arrow at it while someone was wearing it.
 spo8n: did you try buttr?
 SymphonySolstice: 
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Help chat understand?
loufghyslaufey: What's happening to butter?
 BrowneePointz: I still love how the Mythbusters did the Folded Paper Armor and found out it was REAL effective @iris_of_ether
 TheAwkes: Some kind of stealth vegan filter.
 SymphonySolstice: huh
 goombalax: its called WHT
 spethycakes: your data has been tracked
 goombalax: Nuts To You?!
 spo8n: which warehouse are you searching?
 BrowneePointz: HALF A GALLON?
EvilBadman: https://www.costco.com/s?keyword=butter I don't get actual butter either
 iris_of_ether: CAM
 BrowneePointz: OF BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY SAUCE!?
Jethrain: body butter, made with real bodies
loufghyslaufey: Anything with signature in its name is obligated to be signed with each unit(s) sold
 Amentur: (Fruit)Bus is coming 
loufghyslaufey: Otherwise "What the BUTTer are they doing!
loufghyslaufey: "
 spethycakes: butter data SOLD
 spo8n: I think "elgin" might be the keyword that only gets you butter
Jethrain: exclusive fullscreen is "actual fullscreen", as opposed to windowed fullscreen or a borderless window
 spo8n: it's the internal brand for the ks butter
 TheAwkes: Living that 3440x1440 lifestyle.
Jethrain: the kind of fullscreen that makes it awkward to alt-tab out
GedankenPalast_: @TheAwkes That's my next res I'm going to buy
 CaptainSpam: I would be more willing to upgrade to a 4k display if anyone would make a dang 16:10 version that didn't cost $everything.
 SymphonySolstice: magical....
EvilBadman: @GedankenPalast_ your new year's res
GedankenPalast_: @EvilBadman Nice, I like that one 
 CaptainSpam: Pumpkins aren't fruits!  This game is a fraud right away! 
  Akaiatana: You're a gourd person
 accountmadeforants: @TheAwkes Yeah, I've also been on 3440x1440 for a while now. The one downside is when there's 21:9 video that's been letter-boxed to 16:9  (Some YouTube people need to learn that YouTube does in fact support resolutions other than 16:9)
Jethrain: @CaptainSpam Pumpkins are fruits
 accountmadeforants: *other aspect ratios
 TheAwkes: @accountmadeforants That's my chief complaint too. At it's worst when the pilot episode of a streaming show is in real 21:9, then the later episodes are in letterboxed 16:9 and appear at only ~1/4 their size on the screen.
 baltimore_667083: subocean?
Astramentha: :0
loufghyslaufey: Wow, already?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: so if baby humans call toy small humans "dolls" do baby bears call Teddy bears "Dolls"?
Astramentha: D: nooooo teddy
  Akaiatana: Fatal Plush
 CaptainSpam: @Jethrain Dangit!
loufghyslaufey: Gall, you saw that glare
 TheMerricat: Grandma is letting us use a KNIFE?
  Akaiatana: Disappointed Hades loading screens but it's this Grandma
 accountmadeforants: @TheAwkes There are is an add-on to forcibly fix it (Ultrawidify), but it still means stretching a small image to a higher resolution...
Astramentha: gramma is so critical 😭
 accountmadeforants: Eat the cores
  Akaiatana: Bears can digest them
Jethrain: making salad like a real professional, with apples directly from the floor
 Pteraspidomorphi: Are there blueberries?
 TheMerricat: Grandma ate the BOWL!
Astramentha: @pteraspidomorphi and can we put them on the train?
 accountmadeforants: @Akaiatana So can humans, just not very well.  (I believe Beej demonstrates this fact occasionally)
  Sarah_Serinde: A bear pass
 iris_of_ether: 
  Akaiatana: Character proportion wise, this game really reminds me of Bugsnax
 TheAwkes: @accountmadeforants When I care enough to keep watching I just find myself a copy that's encoded properly elsewhere.
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure 
 accountmadeforants: And it can control the minds of other fruits
Jethrain: i can't decide if the low frame animation on grandma is kind of endearing or kind of unsettling
 BrowneePointz: Bears are ancient Mammals
Astramentha:   
  Akaiatana: Oh, this is The Last of Us
loufghyslaufey:   10 years of what?  
kusinohki: meows
 BrowneePointz: kind of I think. I believe Giant Pandas are at least 6 million years old as an Evolutionary offshoot alone Cam
 BrowneePointz: then again, apparently Giant Pandas are the oldest Ursine Species still living, so there's that
  Akaiatana: The H beam on its side
 KeytarCat: the /ih/ beam
 BrowneePointz: Mr Scrap Man...bring me a Scrap
 BrowneePointz: Make it not rusty, and make it not crap
 BrowneePointz: bum bum bum bum
 dumbo3k: my Fursona is a Crane
kusinohki: a crane?  wouldn't that be a birdsona??
 jacqui_lantern234: @dumbo3k love me an avian 
  Akaiatana: You're not union
 jacqui_lantern234: "dearest pumpkin" is a weird way to address me 
kusinohki: dearest avocado @jacqui
 jacqui_lantern234: @kusinohki i didnt say it was WRONG 
 CaptainSpam: "They may need some convincing.  But that is where the fruitbus's tire iron comes in!"
 BrowneePointz: Venba
 jacqui_lantern234: yall cant prove im not a pumpkin 
EvilBadman: venba
 iris_of_ether: Gam-gam needs a little accomplice for some kneecappings
 iris_of_ether: Venba
 jacqui_lantern234: Venba Bus
Astramentha: D:
  Akaiatana: I want this game to exist in Night the Woods' world.
kusinohki: glorius 24 frames per second
  Akaiatana: You'll have to urn your keep
 goombalax: SLAM in the back of my FRUITULAAA
 CaptainSpam: I still find it somewhat funny that Dragula is very actually about one of the cars from The Munsters.
kusinohki: "standard" refering to a clutch is so weird...  it hasn't been standard in quite a while...
loufghyslaufey: More like... "Benba VUS," right? @jacqui_lantern234   
  NapalmSideburns: they were all Faberge enginess
 dumbo3k: Excuse me, we are Pumpkin! Not Cupcake!
  Akaiatana: That's why you call her by her legal name
  NapalmSideburns: bodyslam mom over the rail ing!
 SymphonySolstice: a HATER???
 MungoDude: 
  Akaiatana: Cactholic confession
  NapalmSideburns: time to buy that cabin from mom I guess
  Akaiatana: Hey mom, I have you and a cactus and the cactus succs less
 dumbo3k: Anything is a urinal if you try hard enough
  NapalmSideburns: everything's a urinal if you're drunk enough
 CaptainSpam: "Hey, mom?  This cactus is less confrontational than you."
 iris_of_ether:  
 EricTheOrange: animating on... 20's?
kusinohki: banamas triangle?  quadrangle??
  Akaiatana: I do not like the text box moving
 bytecaster: I just came in and I was promised bus but this seems like boat?
  Akaiatana: @bytecaster Bus iss on ferry
 bytecaster: I see, thank you!
 niccus: so many cozy games about fighting for gainful employment/income
  Mathwyn: Fruitbus? Any relation to fruit train I wonder? (fruit fruit)
 dumbo3k: the platonic ideal of fruit
 NoxStryx: Bussing sumulator
 CaptainSpam: Yummy Yummy.
  Akaiatana: A Salad dressing down
  Mathwyn: Honk honk bus, fruit fruit
 bytecaster: Uuuh, the slicing animation is fun
  NapalmSideburns: Bowl and all
 dumbo3k: please do not hand feed the customers. they have to pay extra for that
  NapalmSideburns: He ate it bowl and all, that's dedication!
 bytecaster: "Thumbs down"
goatprince: 'use'
 dumbo3k: Urn's Haunted
Jethrain: "do you wish to huff the urn?"
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 bytecaster: Use Urn, huh
  NapalmSideburns: @Jethrain Pass the grandma on the left-hand side
kusinohki: rub the urn 3 times and grandma appears??
  Mathwyn: Just be sure you don't use gramma as a topping
 dumbo3k: Wait, if there is a Plank upgrade, does that mean we can make Unruly Customers walk the Plank?!
Jethrain: The top side
  Mathwyn: This bus sure needs some upgrades
 CaptainSpam: Maybe you're the only vehicle.
 bytecaster: Noto: You can never leave
 niccus: plank upgrades are either really big or really small
Astramentha: welcome to the Hotel Banamas
kusinohki: "NO.  to anywhere else"
  Akaiatana: Miles Prower grew up too fast
kusinohki: why is there a hammer?
 spo8n: what if you hold an octopus in each hand?
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Non-standard animation framerate, are either of you excited for/intrigued to play South of Midnight when it comes out in April?(the Southern Gothic Action Adventure Platformer by Compulsion)
  Juliamon: splort
  Mathwyn: So sanitary
Jethrain: Could the hammer be an entry-level smoothie tool?
 dumbo3k: Uhh, I don't think apples grow on bushes
 dumbo3k: wait
 dumbo3k: what
 BrowneePointz: Why do they call it a BUSHel of apples if they don't grow on bushes!
 BrowneePointz: that's just simple mathematics1
  Mathwyn: Reality may not be in play here
  Juliamon: A lot of apple "trees" are actually cultivated to be bush-height nowadays. Not what's going on here, but like, it's not impossible
  Mathwyn: No one crushes dreams like Gaston
 CaptainSpam: A Sallenge, if you will.
  Akaiatana: No one snarks like Gaston
  Mathwyn: No one can judge refried beans like Gaston
 BrowneePointz: Is a really sketche Bungalow a Scrunglow?
 Firewhiskers: Hit it with something?
  Akaiatana: This is what the hammer is for, I guess
kusinohki: did the stream freeze for anyone else??
 Firewhiskers: @kusinohki No?
 dumbo3k: could buy the backpack when you run back?
kusinohki: I'm getting a very slow slide show...  gonna try a reset...
  Mathwyn: I hope the end of the game is you getting put away for fruit theft
kusinohki: 4 player arcade night looks fun
kusinohki: spent so much money on the xmen game...
 Earthenone: !venga
  LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
 KeytarCat: Venba Gus
 iris_of_ether: Oh no!
  Mathwyn: Cameron's motion is sick? I hope it gets better!
  Mathwyn: You can have any meal you want as long as it is apple banana salad
  Akaiatana: Island time
 CaptainSpam: The customer watches you carefully cut the fruit up, place it in the bowl, turn around, look them in the eye, and drop it straight on the ground.
 RandomTrivia: Oops, almost forgot about FROOTBUS - hi friends! 
 niccus: are there games that need two mice?
BTownMC: grandma added werthers
  Juliamon: Gran's never been better
 CaptainSpam: "Hello, I would like the mystery salad, please."
 RandomTrivia: Classic banana salad
  TStodden: MYSTERY SALAD!
  Mathwyn: 
  TStodden: 20c for Can...  You have 14c
 RandomTrivia: 
kusinohki: it would suck, but be amusing, if the hammer costs more because you tried to steal it
  TStodden: I can see us using hammer on fruit in the future...
  Mathwyn: I will noun your verb, just watch me
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  Mathwyn: Universally compatible grandma
 CaptainSpam: Aha, so the answer is to drive all the customers away, and the manager will be free to go!
 goombalax: they got Catering from the Fruitvan, way cheaper, 4 star on yelp
 CommiePuddin: Maybe you need something to put the water in?
  Juliamon: Maybe you need a vessel to pump the water into?
  Mathwyn: From the people who brought you Desert Bus for Hope, it's Fruit Bus for Profit!
 RandomTrivia: Wow, this game has no chill
 GasCityGaming: we call that the ol credit card jump
 CaptainSpam: All video game characters should be able to jump like Mario.  It's disappointing when they cannot.
letsbelgo: Did cori eat cam?
letsbelgo: Was he also a fruit
 LordZarano: Can you put fruit in a bowl you're holding?
 Firewhiskers: Typically you pay *before* you get to eat the food
 CaptainSpam: "Lemons?!?  We don't have a plan for that!  Close everything!  You're on your own! *starts engine, peels off*"
 RandomTrivia: Of all the times for life to *not* give you lemons...
 RandomTrivia: Flawless, no notes
letsbelgo: is lemon shaped
letsbelgo: thats your speed
  Juliamon: That's your spedometer
 Ravage2002: no
  Juliamon: you're full up on fuel
 RandomTrivia: *donk*
 RandomTrivia: That was some top-notch sfx
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeterminedOriginalShrimpFUNgineer-awAUKxQ2AT5BY2cz
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 niccus: https://www.pottspointvet.com.au/blog/potts-point-dog-eats-carrots-turns-orange
 RandomTrivia: You're playing it CORRECTLY
  Mathwyn: Did cori ever grab a backpack?
 Forlorgen: Galactus needs fruit too
 Forlorgen: star fruit
  Juliamon: Nope.
 Omthebox: None of the above
  Juliamon: Gone forever. Oh well.
  Mathwyn: 12 item capacity is an upgrade over 2 yes
  Mathwyn: Though I guess it adds to hands so it'd be 14?
  Mathwyn: Look Grandma, no hands!
 Tangsm: Is it combustible? That's important to know for a gas station
 Omthebox: Wifi gas pog
 schordash: h-hey cori, how’s it going?? 
 schordash: well that’s definitely needed 
 v_nome: Inside you are 4 grandmas
 RandomTrivia: *scraunch*
 CaptainSpam: Yep, you startle a bear, they burst into flames.  Them's the rules.
 schordash: 🌋 
 schordash: uhh is it okay that volcano is active?
BrindleBoar: means you save on your heating bill
 RandomTrivia: @schordash How do you feel about baked bananas?
 schordash: @RandomTrivia mmmh, i don’t like them as much as i like pure char
 Tangsm: Do you think it's an emergency that could be solved with a banana?
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: I have to say, this game is visually and conceptually indistinguishable from Breath of the Wild 
  Mathwyn: @randomtrivia I can't wait for the blood moon!
 RandomTrivia: WHEEEEEE!
 RandomTrivia: Mathwyn Gotta respawn all the bananas
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 CaptainSpam: How much is the backpack?
 spo8n: flaming fender as a step?
 CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, thought I saw a backpack before.
 schordash: 
 RandomTrivia: Game pls
 RandomTrivia: Why would it take the music from us
 schordash:   
 tyrsredritehand:  
 schordash: wb o/
 RandomTrivia: It's so you can *jump* back into the gameplay 
 korvys: If i had that bug, I'd leave it in
 RandomTrivia:  Mango gete!
 RandomTrivia: *get
 CaptainSpam: MANGO'D
 schordash: 
 Bratmon: Just got in.  How goes it?
 FelanEntane: I wonder if its just stars like that they will accept any kind of different ingredients
mrverbal: delicious apple lemon salad
 Bratmon: Why are people making incredibly vague orders?
 Bratmon: Maybe our food truck should have a menu.
 RealGamerCow: that's a mighty big fanfare for "thanks"
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
 Bratmon: Imagine going to a food truck, putting in your order, and then the person closes the shutter and drives off.
 Bratmon: I would never buy food again
 schordash: but also runs into something on the way out xD
 spo8n: closes the window on your head while you are still talking
 spo8n: tru dat
 schordash: 
 schordash: i feel like not having an ingredient and straight up driving away are two different problems xD
 MungoDude: Mary pop-ins
 jessicaengle: Hello!
 jessicaengle: What fresh bus is this?
 jessicaengle: birb!
 schordash: fruit bus! 
 schordash: also loool
 Songar87: 
 schordash: hm?? 👀
 MungoDude: mmm banañas
 Bratmon: Again, this seems like an issue that could be solved with a more clear menu
 schordash: the gall xD
 MungoDude: maybe walk all the way to where mangoes are
 spo8n: fresh lemon salad
 KV1NN4: WAIT, THAT'S What this game thinks a bananan tree looks like?!
 CaptainSpam: I'm still just picturing these people placing orders, then watching as you look around your truck, then wordlessly run out the back and scramble into the trees.
 MungoDude: they didnt ask for apple
 RandomTrivia: She's popping off!
 Bratmon: @captainspam We've certainly created a bizarre dining experience.
  Mathwyn: Apparently holding the tool wheel button (R on keyboard) show money?
 TheMerricat: "Hold R (with the tool select wheel) will show you how much money you have on the top right"
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 MungoDude: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 MungoDude: how much am backpack cost?
 MungoDude: oooh for smoothies
 CaptainSpam: Wait, so the hammer ISN'T for smoothies?  You get a proper blender?  I am disappoint.
 MungoDude: jingle jingle
 DeM0nFiRe: Wait, this isn't a 24/7 Fruitbus channel now?
 DeM0nFiRe: What about Fruitbus for Hope?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Helllo, I am here to make bus jokes.   Am I early or late?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Garlique?
 RandomTrivia: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yes. No. [non-sequitur]
 CaptainSpam: Mmm, apple-banana-garlic smoothie.
 KeytarCat: Experience Shovel
 MungoDude: the dangly vine?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: doctors hate her...
 CaptainSpam: Now all we need are pineapples.  Got any pens?
 DeM0nFiRe: @CaptainSpam 
 MungoDude: someone asks for a pineapple fruit salad, they get garlic and apple
 Strebenherz: Volcano what
thedepthandbreadthofseth: um question;  fruit?
 niccus: oh one of my favorite fruit looks like a cross between garlic and a pangolin
 niccus: https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/snakefruit-salak-indonesia-bali
 KeytarCat: Garlic Santa, to the tune of Mushroom Hunting
 LordZarano: When does someone come along and ask "got any grapes?"?
  Mathwyn: @niccus I misread that as garlic and a pigeon, and i was very confused 
 CaptainSpam: @LordZarano 
TheAinMAP: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @niccus I think I'd say more fig than garlic.  but pangolin FOR SURE>
TheAinMAP: honk!
 LordZarano: Can we make lemon flavoured gasoline?
 spo8n: I wonder if Sheldon is a shell fish?
 niccus: @LordZarano yes https://patents.google.com/patent/US4915707A/en
TheAinMAP: Lemon gasoline for lemon cars?
 niccus: there has also been attempts at lemon rocket fuel https://www.gilesorr.com/blog/ignition.html
 LordZarano: @niccus Huh
 MungoDude: what a view
 EricTheOrange: is this gonna turn into pinapple on pizza?
 jessicaengle: Why is that, are we a pineapple?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingGlamorousZebraSuperVinlin-F5NbgOZ4VmsXzE1d
 spo8n: is your mom in the urn next to you?
 EricTheOrange: welp we borked it
 CaptainSpam: 
 CaptainSpam: 
 MungoDude: relatively fast way down
 CaptainSpam: Hopefully that didn't cost you a bunch of cash.
 MungoDude: can't draw bridges club
 Cptasparagus: e-stop
  Mathwyn: @MungoDude You beat me to it 
 Cptasparagus: we should get Alex to play this and tell him its the sequel to Pacific Drive
 EricTheOrange: only for pumpkin?
  Mathwyn: Called out
 Cptasparagus: its an angel
 CaptainSpam: GASP
 MungoDude: AngelThump
  Mathwyn: Tree going to train with King Kai
TheAinMAP: 
 Cptasparagus: what does the music button do
 spo8n: garlic pepper lemon?
 Forlorgen: sweet spicy fruit cocktail
 MungoDude: chili is fantastic
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 CaptainSpam: Cash money.
 Forlorgen: they want the heat!
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightFriendlyVultureKippa-olu8j0DI7yuHYGe9
  Mathwyn: replace mango with gasoline
 MungoDude: welp
 MungoDude: 🪙
 RandomTrivia: 
 MungoDude: thanks for an entertaining stream
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 KV1NN4: i have 55bits...it hasn't changed in 6 years 8n8
 RandomTrivia: Do not put polish into salad
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
  Juliamon: muffin...
  Juliamon: c'mon muffin
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  Juliamon: Beeeeej?
EvilBadman: Someone mentioned dale last night but 🤷
EvilBadman: for robo
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
 spo8n: Thanks Cori!
 CaptainSpam: I hope the old Konami Simpsons arcade game is part of the lineup.  With the weird first-season assumptions from a culture that didn't actually fully have the Simpsons at that point to begin with.
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