Let's NOPE! || 1st Time Last of Us

 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sup gamers!
 KeytarCat: gup samer!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (10s from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Close but no cigar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Keytar I think no one who knows me would argue I am a "samer" because autism is a hell of a thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also does chat feel weirdly quiet to you?
 Brozard: a little too quiet
 MAPBoardgames:   
 jessieimproved:  
 korvys: 
 Brozard: 
 dumbo3k: @Thefluffiestguineapig Shhh, or the zombies will hear you
 KeytarCat: There we go 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 jessieimproved: better?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Here are the rest of the nonsense people!
 jessieimproved: Road Quest vibes
 saucemaster5000: I am not a nonsense I am a very serious well dressed proper gentleman
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks good spoop to you
Blakemcm: the first of us in this chat
 betweenmyself: them spoops though 
 hieroglyphica: Good evening everyone!
 YawnLance: Greetings fellow nopers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica A good time of day to you!
 Kramburger: I'm so glad that twitch sent me a going live message for a chennel I was already in the chat for
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 wiganlass: 14 months of spoop 
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 saucemaster5000: just to make sure you knew
 Wrexadecimal: aw dis gon be gud
 Tripleyew: ‘evening, LRRfolk, and howdy all
 hieroglyphica: My alopecia seems to be ending, I have hair growing! :0 it is white tho, but that seems cool. How's it going with y'all?
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 dankmemeter: Last amogus time
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 Wrexadecimal: @hieroglyphica I've been getting grey in my beard recently and I'm just taking it as my ascent into wizardry. 
 jessieimproved: @hieroglyphica white hair rocks
 Kramburger: I am perma-tired, but I might have a job interview next week
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Congrats! If it stays white at least it's easy to die!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *Dye
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn autocorrect
 Wrexadecimal: @Kramburger Best of luck!
 hieroglyphica: Yeah it's right at the front, so at first the bald spots were the worst but now I think they'll be cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HEY good thoughts on job interview
 Tripleyew: good luck, @kramburger
  Juliamon: ooh you can do the Rogue thing
 hieroglyphica: Woo job interview! Well don't
 hieroglyphica: *well done 😅
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Have you seen the KA livestream lately? It's been particularly adorable
 itira: 
  Juliamon: yessss I love watching Cloak and Tutu play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Have you seen the camera Mr. A put inside the cat tree?
  Juliamon: ya!!
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 squ3e: Is this a real game for real gamers?
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 dougma: o/ boop
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OmnipotentTrevor: I wonder if they were inspired to play this because of the unskippable
JoeLowe2: Hey everyone!
 Orxolon: good night everbody!!!
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 patrick_stonecrusher: Everyone: "The Last of Us is a great game!"  Me: "Sounds good!"  Me, waiting until now to look into anything about this game despite a sequal and a show: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Good!!!! Kitten Academy is a fucking light in this world and they deserve all the support and love
 Kentosaurus: ominous soon
 Datnade012:         
JoeLowe2: Let's go
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 public_key_reveal_party: Is this the location of spoops and spoop-adjacent streams?
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 whitebadgerwolf88: Excited to watch them play this!! My favorite game with the favorite spoop bois 
 baltimore_667083: hi Adam! hi Ben!
 lamina5432: evening
 shendaras: 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 
 raulghoulia: okay byeeeee
momocharityops: Hi!
 BusTed: whatup
 TheWriterAleph: hello boys
Blakemcm: lookin smoooth adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sup boyos!
 Tripleyew: hello Nopers!
 gamercat88: its any punch buggy
 jessieimproved: kids making excuses to hit other kids, classic
 YawnLance: Also dogs are cool
 thatguysteve2709: Hello, hope everyone is having a good day so far
 ButButTheJesus: "there's a car!"
 Nigouki: children are not very creative with violence
 saucemaster5000: sitch dog (shoots friend)
 itira: helloooo
 Kramburger: Um, accusing me of flinching is defamation and you'll be hearing from my lawyers
 patrick_stonecrusher: Flick their earlobes!
 BusTed: hell yeah
 gamercat88: damn $$$
OmnipotentTrevor: It came with every playstation
 Mr_Horrible: they're gonna milk that cow til it disintegrates
 Kramburger: Ben are you flushed, or is the red balance off?
 ThorSokar: w h a t
Mister_BlueSky: A re-remaster even.
 Scy_Anide: Remastered Remake Rebirth ReOrigin
 saucemaster5000: more like the last of pus
 YawnLance: And then you can play the remaster of the sequel because gamers love remakes
 Orxolon: never played this game
Blakemcm: the last of my wallet. the bills are the real monsters
 Kramburger: Nintendo-ass pricing scheme
 Scy_Anide: They charge that because they know suckers will buy it for the 7th time.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
 Scy_Anide: (Also often the upgrade price is $10)
 Wrexadecimal: Business expense, NBD. 
 MAPBoardgames: I want to see what mods Ben has installed on this game
 MWGNZ: thats nz levels of pricing
 PotatoWraiths: Adam's about to revolt
 PotatoWraiths: lmao
 ThorSokar: highway robbery
 VeryBadLifeChoices: this is why I don't buy games and only watch lets plays
 squ3e: check the spreadsheet
 Forlorgen: man sony got the spoop boys
 UnkeptFlea: it's buy one, get one 50% off
Blakemcm: dont woke up the zombies
 Mr_Horrible: both because lesbians, but neither, because Druckmann's a tool
 patrick_stonecrusher: Everyone was mad at 2 for some reason..?
 raulghoulia: identity theft!
 Orxolon: woke approved?great
 betweenmyself: but how am I spose’ta shoots mushroom zomboids without ray tracing!?! 
 squ3e: show is very faithful imo
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Clicker Troopas
 Makrosian_Tay: Oh shit. is it TLOU week? Oh...this is gonna hurt 😩
 saucemaster5000: Ellie is a Dugong
 Kramburger: [M O D  D I S C O V E R E D]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would have been here for that honestly
 YawnLance: Let's goooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
 Kramburger: OH HONEY NO
 raulghoulia: mod discovered!
 Kramburger: BEN
 Kramburger: Consider the Tone
Mister_BlueSky: I think they said they aren't doing anymore Dead Space?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah it was called the Callisto Protocol
 MAPBoardgames: It went from everything being sequels to everything being remakes.
 Kramburger: There's so HEAVY stuff
 saucemaster5000: Silent Hill Poo tho
Blakemcm: callisto protocol is ripe for a remake already right?
 KeytarCat: Calisto Protocol remake 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: it'd be hilarious if 2025 lets nope was only remake games
 raulghoulia: wait this isn't talking sim?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Kramburger Which ones the one with the dog ending?
 BusTed: what would his sword be
 saucemaster5000: Dongle the Bongle pyramid head
 Kramburger: I thought James was the big weiner
 ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger consider how seriously they considered it when they played SH2 original
 gualdhar: I was gonna make a dick joke but fuck
 Orxolon: pointy?
 betweenmyself: @kramburger but imagine what mods can do to the Dog Ending 
 Makrosian_Tay: TOS?
 Fanklok: Pyramid Head isn't already?
 Mr_Horrible: he's got the dildo bat from Saint's Row 3
 baltimore_667083: big wiener? so a Costco hot dog?
 public_key_reveal_party: So your pitch is silent hill 2 but not subtle?
 gamercat88: lmao
 YawnLance: Nicole nooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The whole thing with SH2 is that people are unsure how they will work with the fact some of the coolest shit was them trying to work around system restrictions
 MWGNZ: 
 circusofkirkus: as they should
 BusTed: amazing
 ThorSokar: OH NOOOOOOOOO
 ghizmou: that dirty talk
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow Nicole
 ButButTheJesus: good for her 
 itira: ahahahha
 saucemaster5000: LMAOOOOO
 Mr_Horrible: "Bailiff whack his peepee"
 Kramburger: In a work context? You're cat's peepee is broken
 gualdhar: fastest way to make someone lose all confidence
 Forlorgen: If you were coming to magicon chicago you could go to the wiener circle
 YawnLance: uh oh pee pees
 ButButTheJesus: heehee omg
Blakemcm: all that peepee for mee mee
 Kramburger: That'll throw off your rythem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger I work in a vet clinic and a coworker has done that before
 goombalax: PeePeeArr
 Orxolon: you remember,you are blushing xD
Mister_BlueSky: Is a good'n.
 Kramburger: @Thefluffiestguineapig noooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are for sure some big triggers
 Makrosian_Tay:  And all that pee! (sung to the tune of All That Jazz)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger We have to laugh at stuff sometimes my dude
 Mr_Horrible: it's kinda the brand at this point
Mister_BlueSky: I would be more surprised if Adam did the nice thing in a game.
 ThorSokar: Adam just wants to watch the world burn
 saucemaster5000: that child coulda grown up to be a corrupt cop
 Makrosian_Tay: So hype for this game, but also the feels are gonna hit me HARD so I'm glad Ben and Adam are here to make light of it
 Kramburger: Do you think it's obvious that Adam was partially raised by a cop?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was an employee pet, easily fixable problem so funny
 Nigouki: My only exposure to this game is the "this is the cutest fkn thing I've ever seen" streamer clip and some utterly insufferable takes about how this was the introduction of narrative storytelling in video games
 Tripleyew: Adam “Lawful Neutral” Savidan, they call him
 James_LRR: Leave the toad alone!
 YawnLance: Toads aren't real
 saucemaster5000: you're not real man
 Kramburger: Ew, James is here?
 spethycakes: 
 Fanklok: Adam thinks it's funny to destroy children's dreams
 ghizmou: it was a test and you failed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because if you can't police other people then what will we do 
 BersonCorps: Breaking news: toads aren't real
 raulghoulia: wars have been fought over vanilla
 BusTed: wouldn't you love it if they had vanilla
 YawnLance: Setting up their villain arc
 Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance vanillain arc
 Kramburger: That happens in the comics
 Kramburger: It's like the second arc
 ThorSokar: offf, games where your save carries over are probably a thing of the past
 YawnLance: Flawless Mr_Horrible thank you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I wish there had been a card called Vanillain as part of the food deck in Eldraine
 KeytarCat: "Us Money!" - Bengineering
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 circusofkirkus: you skeeted
 Kramburger: Thiursty for your card condoms
 Mr_Horrible: the peepee are
 Jadaris: pee pee R
noSmokeFire: they're sleevie for your horns
 Scy_Anide: Adam keeps touching that mic and Cam had it in his mouth.
 BusTed: agree
ItsThugDimmadome: @Kramburger I picked a bad day to be literate.
 Mr_Horrible: no, that's still in the lexicon, sorry bro
 jessicaengle: Hi chat.
 e_bloc: raw dogging was the word of the year
kusinohki: meows
 Mollylele: it would be called rawnugging. lazy.
 gualdhar: people are using it to "rawdog plane flights" and it's disturbing
 YawnLance: 100 chicken nuggets, no protection
 Kramburger: HA
 NotCainNorAbel: Raw dogging this stream
 gualdhar: oh fuck yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Same
 MWGNZ: 100 nuggies in a blender to make a nug shake
 James_LRR: lets be honest. stupid, stubborn men.
 PhorrestGaze: I love this segment of the show where Adam learns stuff
ItsThugDimmadome: No stimuli.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 gualdhar: literal psychopaths
 BusTed: that's a hankerin' for some blood clots
 Nigouki: that'll kill your arteries
 Fanklok: Raw dogging is a word of the year
 ButButTheJesus: Dan Ryckert on giantbomb was talking about doing this
 MWGNZ: turns out moving is good for you
 Mr_Horrible: Oh I thought that was referring to flying without medication
ItsThugDimmadome: Apparently MenaRD does it all the time.
 Makrosian_Tay: That ain't a person no more that's a robot
 Mr_Horrible: but no that's very silly
 schordash: yo that sounds ✨awful✨
 ghizmou: you can't go completely smooth brained
 YawnLance: Men smh
 jessieimproved: you could get a blood clot, for real
 saucemaster5000: It's the peepee
 Mr_Horrible: the peepee, Adam
 underhill33: many are asking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Testosterone
 The_Timo: humans in general tbh
 NotCainNorAbel: we do not have time to get into why men are stupid
 jessieimproved: chat please don't sit still that long
 ThorSokar: no, that's a 100% way to get a deep-vain thrombosis, that shit will kill you and hurt the entire time it's happening
 Mr_Horrible: you're stupid but not in those ways
 Veshnikard: We only have 3 hours we can't start
 KeytarCat: And I thought I was one, so I'm not one to talk
ItsThugDimmadome: Beats paying to go to Alpha Male camp 
JoeLowe2: we're sorry - men
 YawnLance: The corrupting influence of the peepee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real this is why you neuter pets
 hieroglyphica: A friend did that and had no problem doing it. That, and him not crying at Up, really shoulda clued me into that guy's headspace
 ButButTheJesus: actually Dan Ryckert was talking about it in terms of no video game on flight, just zoning out/meditating. not sure if he was moving around
 Kramburger: Adam's 'watch this' stupid, not 'refuse therapy' stupid
OmnipotentTrevor: Planet of the Apes is us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The testicles are a horrible influence neurologically
 tr3ewitch88: What has this convention become 😅🤣
 ghizmou: 2 weeks, that's rookie numbers
 goombalax: thats not just a guy thing tbf
 Kramburger: I'm so quirky teehee
 Nigouki: Ben, make the fucking call
 dumbo3k: teehee
 saucemaster5000: mcdonalds coffee? POG?
ItsThugDimmadome: @Kramburger I love how you nailed this perfectly.
 raulghoulia: ben's rawdogging the air
 Fanklok: Because we've spent thousands of years being told only girls can be gay
DreamyPants: Not doctors exactly but very much that way with dentists
mitomanox: adam, we miss you kissing ben's cheek
 Mr_Horrible: @ButButTheJesus was gonna say, this sounds like a phrase that different people mean different things by, since I thought it was just "flying without taking something for anxiety"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ItsThugDimmadome Yes, that is perfect
 saucemaster5000: "Check this out -- Shit"
MirrorDisco: I love the little giggles - you all are too cute.
violetblight: oh shit last of us, ive never actually seen this game properly
 Mr_Horrible: "an air flight"
ItsThugDimmadome: Remember when Adam caught a wasp at beerfest and stung his hand?
 saucemaster5000: I like my ground flights
 Diabore: small human supremacy
 Orxolon: sleep¿?
 dumbo3k: Ben, you are a saint
 MAPBoardgames: Heh, heh, Canadian sucker
 Mr_Horrible: I'm able to fall asleep anywhere, so flights are ezpz
 itira: aisle is best imo
 hieroglyphica: I will say, for me rawdogging would be doing it without being high, so I do think there's a variable context dependant meaning
 BusTed: wasted
 Makrosian_Tay: @violetblight not to put the boys on blast, but I think you still won't 😅
 aerohydra: im a window all the way
gibbousm: I like the Window because I like being able to lean on the wall
 ThorSokar: yea, the center of my chest is KILLING me after any flight over an hour, all the airplane seats are too narrow
 baltimore_667083: I’m a window seat ride or die kinda person
 saucemaster5000: I purposefully bring really weird books on planes and see if they notice
 KeytarCat: I want airplanes to be less worse, and it wouldn't even be hard!
 lamina5432: same with the lean as a big dude
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilySecretiveSandpiperSquadGoals-jk6nISHRCbkMrbzk
  Juliamon: aisle sucks, people constantly walking by you
 squ3e: ABSOLUTELY
violetblight: @Makrosian_Tay yknow this is fair
 squ3e: willing to fight for that
Blakemcm: true and based ben
 Masslost: wont lie i pay for first class for the lounge and for the fact i get comfy seats
  Juliamon: window lifer here
 betweenmyself: cousin died in his mid twenties from a pulmonary embolism a few hours after an extended flight
 hieroglyphica: Yeah but the window person gets too decide if the window shade is up and the planes gotta deal with it
 Dog_of_Myth: Window person here.
 gamercat88: just piss on it first
 Bratmon: Aisle means you can pee without asking anyone for permission.
 Mr_Horrible: I put my arms inside the space defined by the armrests, I try not to put my arms on them
 saucemaster5000: do you caress their hand?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Window seat for the win
mitomanox: 
 YawnLance: Hold hands 
 Mr_Horrible: since I can get pretty compact
 whitebadgerwolf88: Always preferred window seats, but absolutely hate middle...
 itira: just rub their hand
 schordash: ben! 
 MAPBoardgames: Lick their arm
 NotCainNorAbel: do not lick anything while flying
 Tripleyew: “I claim this armrest in the name of MEEEEEEE!”
 Mr_Horrible: don't antagonize, you toddler
 Mr_Horrible: GROW UP
 jessieimproved: Move, and drink water on a plane, plane humidity is like 20%, you are dehydrating *quickly*
violetblight: airports give me enough diseases dont add planes to it
 Cptasparagus: thats assault
 dumbo3k: you don't know where there arm has been
 Kramburger: Rawdogging arms?
 AirmanKJE: Who knows where that arm has been
 hieroglyphica: I have the bladder of someone in their 30s, I think it's aisle seat for me 
 Orxolon: "your poor planing doesn't constitute an emergency to me"
 hieroglyphica: WHAT
kusinohki: the last time I was on a plane might have been '89...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely
 tr3ewitch88: I've only flown twice first as a toddler second with both my kids ... no arm rests for me
 enbycephalopod: as far as airplanes go looking slightly unhinged is decent for personal space
 Bruceski: I spend most of my life worried about being in other people's way. When I know I'm in the right it feels so good to just turn that off and roll over people's personal space.
 Nigouki: licking is wierd, but wiping the sweat of your brow? perfectly fine 
 NotCainNorAbel: Window seat, headphones, and a book.
 KeytarCat: My dad likes to sit in the window bc he has a special interest in maps and flying
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam confirmed psychopath
 The_Color_Twelve: I need the aisle seat for how wide I am. I need the space even if it does lead to my arm being hit
 saucemaster5000: I got to talking to a video game tester who was telling me how they would try to break the tetris game I was playing
 korvys: im just going to think it real loud
 BusTed: 🙂
 MAPBoardgames: Adam is now the cool old guy people sit next to.
 TheKingWiggins: I’m flying tomorrow. wonder if I will have a nice older person by me.
Mai_Andra: cool story.  i got here just in time.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I once sat next to someone who was a retired medium ranking navy combat veteran
 NotCainNorAbel: I was sitting next to Mr Farty.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude was fascinating
 YawnLance: !cw
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 tr3ewitch88: Start fights on plains sounds like a video game or a band
 far2muchsarcasm: Ben asserting dominance
superdude097: Yes
 YawnLance: *Things* will happen
 itira: i couldnt watch the show because it was too sad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Extremely sad
 ButButTheJesus: yeah there's a LOT in this one
 Kramburger: This STARTS sad
 Mr_Horrible: no, Adam, that's #2
 MAPBoardgames: This game gets sad frequently
 underhill33: this gets real fuckin sad
 ThorSokar: this game is real messed up
Mister_BlueSky: Something dies. Big spoiler.
 saucemaster5000: oh yeh this is a cotnent warning game
 Makrosian_Tay: This one is VERY EMOTIONAL
 niccus: it's a sadcore game
 tehfewl: it starts sad and just rollercoasters from there
gibbousm: everyone dies
 hieroglyphica: Everybody dies pretty much
 enbycephalopod: but ben, thats a people show
mitomanox: 
 dumbo3k: Unskippable managed to make the intro funny
 0x6772: I've got bad news about Pedro Pascal in this series.
DreamyPants: It would be faster to list people that don't die
kusinohki: just assume the CW is basically 'yes'
 YawnLance: The zombies also die
 BusTed: Oh I heard about that
 enbycephalopod: harrison ford
 BusTed: Harrison Ford?
 ThorSokar: Oh, I 100% you were gonna say Castlevania
 Wrexadecimal: I saw a couple eps of that. it's good.
 saucemaster5000: What's it like finally graduating from lucky charms cereal shows Ben?
 Fanklok: This many awards and remakes it had to be the saddest shit in the world
 couchboyj: Shrinking rules
 gamercat88: oh nice
 Jadaris: shrinking rules
 kimmibeans: I've been wanting to watch that! I'm glad it's goodf
 Lobo_Apache: My most recent people show was Ted Lasso.... great show, I don't even like soccer
 ratprints: whens it from?
 Kramburger: What if they made a live action castlevania
ItsThugDimmadome: Oohhhhh, "people show' means live action?
 kimmibeans: @ratprints Now. it came out last year iirc
OmnipotentTrevor: I thought it was a show based around the movie "downsizing"
violetblight: im the same as ben tbh
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 Fanklok: First we get Jeff the Shark and now there's a Jason Seagull?
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 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok it was essentially the game that hordes of insufferable people say "video games are finally art", to put it bluntly
 Kramburger: Technically this stream is a people show
mitomanox: severance
 saucemaster5000: They never showed us the East Wing!
 PhorrestGaze: Could've been an osteoporosis show
 ThorSokar: oh, we just starting fights now?
 underhill33: James catching strays
 Mr_Horrible: Severance has sounded good, yeah
 0x6772: Definitely do watch Severance.
frank_the_great: I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time rn. About halfway through season 2, enjoying it thoroughly
 betweenmyself: Ted Lasso doesn’t rope a single cow, 0/10
 niccus: is road quest a people show
 Orxolon: you didn't like Ted Lasso¿?
 whitebadgerwolf88: Haven't started the new episodes, but season one of Severance was really good!!
 Jennie_Fuchsia: a Ted Lasso actor WROTE Shrinking
 NotCainNorAbel: What if I'm new?
ItsThugDimmadome: I thought "people show" meant "meant for people". Like Ben watches shows to keep dogs stimulated.
 itsr67: TRUE
MirrorDisco: severance is something else ♥️ it’s good
 PhorrestGaze: I'm never prepared for it
 squ3e: Ben when you say you downloaded a show do you mean that literally?
 Mr_Horrible: he's not sorry
 ratprints: mmm @ItsThugDimmadome dog show
 squ3e: Or that you're streaming it
mitomanox: severance is NOT a work of fiction
 Mr_Horrible: but you wouldn't download a car, Ben
 Kramburger: Ted Lasso isn't about Football, it's about Belief
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Brett Goldstein wrote both Ted Lasso and Shrinking
violetblight: REAL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same ben
 Fanklok: Think about the new viewers
 squ3e: I genuinely didn't know you could download things off of sstreaming servicess
 7gorobei: shoresy S4 coming up next month
 Diabore: ive gone down to 0 streaming services outside of twitch
 RealGamerCow: ziig lookin incredible
 kimmibeans: @Kramburger It's about Life. Football is Lif
 saucemaster5000: Adam only watch the finale of castlevania
 enbycephalopod: yar har
 KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible Especially annoying bc it's the narrative that's different from previous titles!  They decided it could be art because someone added "Novel" to the tags >:( I don't know how much I believe this
 Dog_of_Myth: Arrrrrgh
violetblight: getting dat booty
 gualdhar: avast, me hearties yo ho!
 ratprints: pie rat
 squ3e: Argh brother
Mister_BlueSky: 🏴‍☠️
 Lobo_Apache: After dat booty
 ButButTheJesus: y'har
 Chaotically_Random: Benny D Ulmer
 dumbo3k: You do look a little like a Canadian Pirate
 Kentosaurus: you can download off netflix to watch later
 DaxStrife: If your show gets canceled you are morally correct in stealing it (until they put out some physical edition or something).
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're called "linux iso"
 0x6772: I mean, you *can* actually, from some streaming services, download.
 YawnLance: Going Hamburgler mode
 ThorSokar: https://i.imgur.com/AJoH1cS.jpeg
 GreyThey: Admitting to pirating TV? I guess the shows won't be the only thing getting cancelled, Ben. 
 itsr67: just video games
 PhorrestGaze: I'm already sad
 itira: wdym Adam doesnt have FEELINGS
 Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat it's very much a game made by a guy who wishes he was writing prestige TV
 gamercat88: lies adam
 saucemaster5000: Donkey Kong Country makes me cry
 dougma: it is too soon to start the game
 BusTed: 
mitomanox: smooch
 Wrexadecimal: @ThorSokar Accurate. 
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam never finished Yakuza 0 to be fair.
 vinewood_og: Let's get dangerous!
 tehfewl: play ffxiv
 RealGamerCow: Kingdom Hearts will make you feel an angry at how DUMB it is.
  Juliamon: even if the show *doesn't* get cancelled sometimes they'll just... decide you can't stream it anymore
 tr3ewitch88: 
 Mr_Horrible: it'll make you feel... confused! *gunshot*
violetblight: LMAO
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 jessicaengle: Mario 2 was all a dream!
violetblight: sauce is doing a bit around the kong family
 itsr67: fucking sauce
 itira: 
violetblight: we've all begged him to stop
violetblight: he wont
 JinaMahavira: Get blasted 
 Chaotically_Random: Adam has his own Discord?!
  Juliamon: it is ethically correct to pirate shows
 Masslost: gears of war 2 has a big sad moment
 jessicaengle: Big "no, and" energy
 kimmibeans: I'm already on the edge of crying, so let's fucking go! I want to start sobbing
 DandyGeek: lol someone got read
 Kramburger: Don't bring seachats in here, this is a nice place
 itsr67: keep it quarantined
 Kaaannaaa: If there ever was a game that could give Adam a feel, this is probably it
 YFiddler: Not at work
 saucemaster5000: I only have three more days till I'm free
 ratprints: speaking of darkness. the brightness
 Kaaannaaa: assuming he don't get distracted by chat
 Fanklok: You didn't feel sad when The Ancestor pasted The Abomination
 Mr_Horrible: that response was the equivalent of Sauce going in drive rush and getting perfected
 Kramburger: The bandai namco screen
 saucemaster5000: it's honestly not worth it, let's watch the last of us
 jessicaengle: 1at time Pasta Bus?
Mister_BlueSky: There's a lot of accessibility here, it's pretty great actually.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I never check Discord. I am going to go check Discord.
 Makrosian_Tay: I haven't played this game in forever, but just thinking about it hits me hard
 NotCainNorAbel: Like when they released a barbie without ears
 baltimore_667083: better than being too sleepy
 Kaaannaaa: honestly, the sound design is the most impressive thing about this game
 niccus: oh yeah, these games have *big* time accessibility features, there's a good reason it won accessibility awards
 baltimore_667083: how do you release a Barbie without ears…
 ThorSokar: pretty sure you accidentally turned that hearing one off
 Kramburger: Because it's Art
 Frizzlenill: because all logos have become the marvel logo
 Mr_Horrible: like I said, Ben, it's made by a guy who wishes he made movies
 Chaotically_Random: YUP
 Mr_Horrible: yes
BradTheLemming: yes
 jessicaengle: Whenever PlayStation is not on screen, I should be asking, "Where's PlayStation"?
 Chaotically_Random: Its this one I think
DreamyPants: it's this one
 Fanklok: @mr_horrible Kojima made Last of Us?
 vinewood_og: MCU ruined intros
 betweenmyself: Should “Are they woke?” be added to the “Are they single/baptized?” routine? 
 GreyThey: That was Negaoryx
letsbelgo: Part of the load screens is for actual loading of the game. That space would be blank
 niccus: legitimately designed to have a mode playable without sight
Mister_BlueSky: Left Behind is pretty good and I do recommend it after the game.
gibbousm: Left Behind is the story of Ellie before she meets Joel
 Makrosian_Tay: Don't do it!
 raulghoulia: melee build
 0x6772: Yeah, don't do that.
 VeryBadLifeChoices: some people like to pay 80 bucks to suffer
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok no, Kojima is the only one of that auteur cadre that actually really loves games. The amount of specific hardware tricks he loves to pull, and all that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah nope
 itsr67: haha
 Nigouki: it's the setting you turn on because you paid $80 for a game and you need to keep playing it for months to get the value
 gualdhar: uh
 tehfewl: for honor mode
 gualdhar: Adam
 Kramburger: Hardcore mode? This game's just ripping off PoE
 shendaras: what mode have you been playing in poe2 recently?
 YawnLance: What if we're not cool?
 itsr67: ssfhc says what
 squ3e: most roguelikes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Even crazier, just one save slot. Imagine doing something that crazy.
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 0x6772: "if"
Mai_Andra: Path of Exile (xp loss when you die)
 Mr_Horrible: "TLoU SSFHC"
 Mr_Horrible: oh that directional audio indicator is p nice
 0x6772: Oh, I forgot this opening sequence. Wooooof.
 raulghoulia: Pasture Bedtime
 BusTed: 
kusinohki: did the recent unskippable prompt this playthrough??
 BusTed: got her ass
 Makrosian_Tay: Chat, I'm not gonna make it. It's already starting 😢
 dumbo3k: such dad energy
 itsr67: mixed
 ButButTheJesus: hardcore drugs!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 YawnLance: naptime
 0x6772: She's who you're playing, Ben.
 BusTed: maybe she's the main character
Mister_BlueSky: I mean.. he kinda knows that.
mcbaseballface: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, death
 Mollylele: excuse me stewardess, I speak foreshadowing
 itira: Benjamin
 ButButTheJesus: @Makrosian_Tay 
frank_the_great: BEN
 ButButTheJesus: Ben
 tr3ewitch88: When you like them that fast you know, they're gonna die.
 7gorobei: death flags set and flying
 jessieimproved: 
 Dog_of_Myth: @Mollylele I understood that reference
frank_the_great: Embrace the pain, this is Let's Nope
hackingducks: why'd her dad not tuck her in?
 Rhynerd: death flags visible from the next ship over.
 YawnLance: Asshole hung up on her smh
 saucemaster5000: misery can be beaten by just smiling more. Men keep telling me
 Mr_Horrible: why you callin' Sarah's phone then, Tommy?
 raulghoulia: play as woman. woke
 KeytarCat: @hackingducks summer in texas?  or something?
 hieroglyphica: The way this game uses lighting is what taught me that games do that
 Mr_Horrible: she's got room phone
 SnackPak_: 
violetblight: your line is gonna be dead
 itira: uh huh Ben
 hieroglyphica: Now I get frustrated in games and look for the lights focus
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben
 YawnLance: VHS machine
  Juliamon: vhs machine
 itsr67: 
 Mr_Horrible: okay but if she's a jiggs main she deserves what she gets
 goombalax: turn in your millenial card
 0x6772: Well, Adam, you gonna get up there on the pole and fix that phone line, since you know so much about it?
 vinewood_og: Adam Savidan: fun at parties.
 BusTed: aww
 gualdhar: next Ben will call it an ATM Machine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also we are a few minutes into the apocalypse so phones aren't dead yet
frank_the_great: pops
mcbaseballface: oh shes gone
 hieroglyphica: Facts
 circusofkirkus: she's got that gamer slouch
 hieroglyphica: Me too!
ItsThugDimmadome: 
 vinewood_og: Same.
 betweenmyself: Ben doesn’t recognize things from 30 years ago and Adam doesn’t recognize things that happened two weeks ago.  The ultimate Odd Couple 
 hieroglyphica: Then I married that guy
 NotCainNorAbel: my people, typically that person is a dog or cat
 0x6772: Shitter?
 Mr_Horrible: and if forges a LIFELONG BOND, Benjamin
 raulghoulia: I always leave a newspaper in the shitter
 saucemaster5000: mirrors are windows into our souls
frank_the_great: Mirror in the bathroom
DreamyPants: 
 Diabore: by their powers combined...
 Mr_Horrible: can't see yourself in the frost shower panes, 0/10 were they even trying etc etc
 Lobo_Apache: Dude that's my apartment
 0x6772: Welcome to midwest America, Canadians.
DreamyPants: Property in texas is cheap
 The_Timo: definitely bigger than mine
ItsThugDimmadome: Who keeps an eliptical i ntheir bedroom?
 0x6772: I grew up in this house, but it was two stories.
 saucemaster5000: just a usual day in america honestly
 gualdhar: The Commies are invading!
gibbousm: Seattle?
 Mr_Horrible: seems fine
 NotCainNorAbel: 
superdude097: We're in Texas right now
BradTheLemming: texas
 BusTed: This is Texas
 YawnLance: Texas right now
InconsiderateHat: God, you're right, the things in this game didn't even register as not-modern because I was her age when this was made.
 kid_flashionable: Austin
 RealGamerCow: This is normal for Texas.
 0x6772: Yeah, north Texas.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: seems like school's out
Mister_BlueSky: 'Murica.
 shendaras: You heard her accent, right?
ItsThugDimmadome: Tay-hass
 CaptainSpam: Coloradofornia
 Mr_Horrible: this was actually a stealth reboot of Modern Warfare 2
violetblight: no its not
 saucemaster5000: yeah this is just tuesday
 gualdhar: chemical plants go up all the time
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, their power grid is fucked
 niccus: yeah sometimes it's leftover fireworks day
 MilkInBags: did adam or ben ever play this game before?
 circusofkirkus: it's actually dialed back
frank_the_great: Texas Tuesdays
 Lobo_Apache: There is NO submillion dollar house that's that big, but the explosions are accurate
violetblight: its only like once a month we get fireworks
 WiJohn: Looks like UT lost, it happens
 Decaped: Normally the explosions are accompanied by a train derailing
 jessieimproved: power grid failures are normal for sure
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags Adam played the OG release quite a while back
 baltimore_667083: yup the horns lost and the city has gone rogue
 0x6772: @violetblight That's every weekend in Philly.
 dumbo3k: Look, iPhones were new
violetblight: nah itd be A&M, theyre louder abt it
 YawnLance: Peak phone UI
 Nigouki: mid-00s non-iPhone
violetblight: fuckin aggies
 Veshnikard: 2013 phones were wild
Duwani1: it is like 2002
 CaptainSpam: Actually resembles a G1, kinda.
Mister_BlueSky: We are not in current times right now.
 Mr_Horrible: "Behold, an Android"
 niccus: how much overlap was there between CRTs and smartphones
 MilkInBags: adam
 0x6772: @0x6772 (I mean, it's that or gunfire. It's hard to tell, at range.)
Duwani1: dog died
 public_key_reveal_party: Man Ben's too young to remember VHS players, too young to recognize early smart phones
 Kramburger: BEN
  TStodden: Apple has a licensing deal that ONLY HEROES use iPhones...  (Villians must use Android or other phones).
 Kramburger: You had ONE job
 Orxolon: that house is HUGE
gibbousm: click click click
 Decaped: Young Joel 
satyropodobny: ah yes the hairy single father origin story
ItsThugDimmadome: Gee, ya think Joel?
 SnackPak_: mawp\
gibbousm: casually has a revolver. Yup its Texas
 BusTed: He ain't gonna be in Last of Us 2
 CaptainSpam: "Ow!  What the hell, Joel?"
 saucemaster5000: he's not gonna be in part 2
frank_the_great: Jimmy's not making it to TLOU2
 ghizmou: she has the eyes of a warrior
 Orxolon: she looks like an actress whose name i cannot remember
ItsThugDimmadome: @CaptainSpam "I gave you back your mower!last week!
 Mr_Horrible: ironically that's how 2 starts, Jimmy wakes up and goes "man, I've got a *splitting* headache!"
 RealGamerCow: "You got red on you"
 MilkInBags: it's the woke mind virus
 Kramburger: I've got some notion? Did Joss Weadon write this?
 saucemaster5000: you choo choo chooose me?
 0x6772: Sufficiently distinct to avoid copyright violation Jeep Grand Cherokee.
InconsiderateHat: No go bag? *tsk tsk*
violetblight: milk cmon
  Mathwyn: no seatbelts smh
 Makrosian_Tay: This opening sequence completely put the fear of god into me when I played it. It was so well done, it felt so realistic
Mai_Andra: ♫ When you walk by every night~ ♫
 0x6772: @Mathwyn I mean: Texas.
hackingducks: in your headdddd, in your headd-ed-ed, zombeh, zombeh
violetblight: damn this is down by austin
 kid_flashionable: Travis county is Austin
 as_ever_ellesandra: At the time this intro sequence hit like a sack of bricks
 Dalrint: Again, texas
  TStodden:  Where's Your Head At? 
violetblight: skill issue, wouldnt have happened to dallas
 Lobo_Apache: OH shit, this is in Buda, tx
 YawnLance: No need to wear your seatbelt in the apocalypse
 saucemaster5000: no seat belt? well I guess she gets what's -- nevermind
 MilkInBags: i can't believe they copied a TV show
 dumbo3k: I'm sure not wearing your seat belt won't be a problem
 NotCainNorAbel: Midwest safe
 dumbo3k: It's practically a cutscene, don't need seat belts
 kid_flashionable: @Lobo_Apache Thatwould def be accurate
violetblight: wdyall mean thats texas, is that not the sorta thing ppl do everywhere
 tr3ewitch88: 🎵 it's the end of the world as we know it 🎵
satyropodobny: flip that kid truck kun
 0x6772: @dumbo3k Easy there, cowboy
 RatherLargeToad: (he did not)
 SnackPak_: clever kid
 MilkInBags: "they abducted my family!" (that's for adam)
 Mr_Horrible: establishing character traits! *jazz hands*
frank_the_great: Joel makes the tough decisions
 TomatoKigu: Joel, meet Karma.
Duwani1: don't eat the pancake mix
 Toxxick: I still think this might be one of the most effective video game openings from the past 20 years
 Mr_Horrible: prominent TLoU NPC, Count Lachlann of Ogham
 0x6772: @Toxxick Agreed.
 MilkInBags: don't spoil anything chat 
Mister_BlueSky: @Toxxick It's a good'n.
 SnackPak_: oops
 YawnLance: So uh about that seatbelt
 BusTed: 
 NotCainNorAbel: roll credit
 Nigouki: seat belts are importnat
 goombalax: roll credits
 CaptainSpam: So, lesson learned: Seat belts.
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 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is my first time seeing this and I think its excellent
 Kramburger: That was the fifth time I died
 saucemaster5000: oh look at that! the person NOT wearing a seat belt was fine!
satyropodobny: they got isekaied to mushroom kingdom
violetblight: yeah no she shoulda flown
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 see that's how you know the game's not woke
ItsThugDimmadome: @satyropodobny 
 baltimore_667083: this is anti-seatbelt propaganda I guess
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: good brick!
Duwani1: brick is mighty weapon
Mai_Andra: not wearing a seatbelt? fine? anti-woke.
 Mr_Horrible: that brick is actually the player character
  Akaiatana: I don't think I've seen the remaster. The additional face detail is astounding
 Decaped: Characters aren't allowed to make good decisions in this game
 Orxolon: to be honest i'd be so scared
 MilkInBags: welp
 BusTed: ggs ggs
hackingducks: whoops
 SnackPak_: rip
 MilkInBags: game uninstalled
 0x6772: And roll credits.
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
ItsThugDimmadome:    
satyropodobny: short game
 squ3e: gg go next
TheAinMAP: 
 MilkInBags: pedro pascal lost his job
Mister_BlueSky: And that's... how it really ended.
frank_the_great: Death count: 1
Duwani1: did not know you could die
 NotCainNorAbel: just need to outrun the slower non-zombies
 Jadaris: modern gas prices there lol
 MilkInBags: and it's not even over
 BusTed: It is a great sequence
 Mr_Horrible: also note: they're in the city now
 itsr67: 
 SnackPak_:   
 MWGNZ: 
violetblight: idk its no kingdom hearts 2 opening
 CaptainSpam: BENJAMIN
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 MilkInBags: Skyrim = Last of Us, you heard it right here
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
hackingducks: ben's not wrong.
 MilkInBags: 
 raulghoulia: Paws!
 SnackPak_: fair
 TheWriterAleph: 
 30teracyte: its certainly memorable
 gualdhar: LOL
 MWGNZ: o7
 itira: thats it, we're turning this stream around
 hieroglyphica: Thank you Adam
 0x6772: Oh, this is gonna be a minute.
 MrSarkhan: Ben's been canceled
 Mr_Horrible: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: 
 saucemaster5000: This is deserved
 LithelyUnshod: I thought I missed a bunch, but then I remembered: the podcast
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Ben
 Makrosian_Tay: Fuckin GET HIS ASS
 baltimore_667083: 
 JinaMahavira: 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: they hated him because he spoke the truth
Blakemcm: trying to cross the border ey ben?
 Lobo_Apache: I was just gonna ask how long until Adam just walked out
ItsThugDimmadome: 5 minute major
frank_the_great: I don't know, this is really ripping off that zombie show on HBO
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 itsr67: goddamn it
 tr3ewitch88: RIP BEN
 DaxStrife: It's woke? GOOD.
 Veshnikard: I mean everyone knows what game it is, so it's a great opening
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh good! some well timed comedy!!
 Mollylele: it's not called Let's Woke
 thatguysteve2709: When we come back Adam only bens never be here at all
 betweenmyself: I was once running  from a mushroom zombie outbreak like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Blakemcm: got picked up by that imperial ambush like the rest of us
 0x6772: lol
hackingducks: lmao
 varmintx0: lol
DreamyPants: 
frank_the_great: Death count: 2
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyDoubtfulFennelSeemsGood-LSrmx5LwqjoVZt9J
 vinewood_og: I'll update the spreadsheet!
 Orxolon: wait,what was that pause for?hahahah
 CaptainSpam: Was this one of those "Tell Heather" moments? 
 0x6772: 3x
 raulghoulia: Let's Nope coming back from commercial is always fun
 tehfewl: imagine dying in the prologue
hackingducks: make that thrice
 Mr_Horrible: damn, can't believe the zombie fungus made you gay this whole time 
frank_the_great: Death count: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game does not tolerate fucking around at all
ItsThugDimmadome:   
Duwani1: Reading the words explains the words
Mai_Andra: I still haven't actually played skyrim...
frank_the_great: Tommy is a G
satyropodobny: red polo shirt is the goat
 Fanklok: Losing in the tutorial is a Ben classic
hackingducks: tommy clearly never played deadspace
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real Tommy is one of the most hardcore characters ever
 0x6772: No way this ends badly for anyone involved.
 NotCainNorAbel: no, no we can't leave him because he has the gun
 RatherLargeToad: (he was not fine)
 MacbethSeemsSus: (it was not fine)
 50keyz: strong alan wake vibes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: TRIGGER WARNING
 Mr_Horrible: honestly kudos to Tommy, keeping a pretty level head
 whitebadgerwolf88: Even after multiple playthroughs this whole sequence gets me.  It's so damn good
 raulghoulia: he's more scared of you than you are of him
 Crimall: Oh boy here we go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Child death
 MilkInBags: o7
frank_the_great: BRO, that sounded like the 30 second alarm in Katamari
 MilkInBags: @Thefluffiestguineapig don't spoil the game either
 0x6772: What could possibly go wrong?
 baltimore_667083: there is our answer
 MilkInBags: tommy 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Tommy
Blakemcm: fuck yea tommy
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 CaptainSpam: Tommy to the rescue!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags Sorry, I'm trying to provide people the chance to get out for the triggers. I try to be as not specific as possible
 tr3ewitch88:  
 Orxolon: oh no 
 itira:   i never cry
 Orxolon: how awful
 MilkInBags: 
 Toxxick: 
 korvys: Hey this sucks 
 MWGNZ: 
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 korvys: (her dying, not the game)
Duwani1: the watch broke
 saucemaster5000: so when do we get a rocket launcher?
 TheMandrew: whelp, what a horrible time to join the stream.  peace out everyone
 NotCainNorAbel: wait a minute, that isn't a dog
Ba_Dum_Tish: 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: :c
 kimmibeans: I know I said I wanted to cry... but damn
frank_the_great: Tommy will avenge her
 thatguysteve2709: This is such an amazing opening
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  o7 for Sarah
ItsThugDimmadome: YEESH
Duwani1: Almost like his life stopped
 hurricanealpaca: 
 MilkInBags: it's wild how they copied a tv show
 TheWriterAleph: VIDEO GAMES *jazz hands*
 Mr_Horrible: good at setting up characters and stakes, it's true
 saucemaster5000: yeah milk is right
  TStodden: Well...  this is a short game...  What's next? 
 Makrosian_Tay: Yup. Still good opening ;_;
 whitebadgerwolf88: Music is so good too
 saucemaster5000: let's get some lawyers
 Kramburger: This makes the ending make more sense, tbh
 itsr67: and they kept remaking this game for a decade
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Opening good, but hits VERY hard
 MilkInBags: no
violetblight: no but its got like 3
 Diabore: oh god no
 YawnLance: It has two, yeah
 varmintx0: not even close
 Dalrint: Skyrim doesn't have any remakes, technically
 Mr_Horrible: Skyrim never got remade
 Makrosian_Tay: Troy Baker better have gotten an award for this
  Juliamon: Skyrim doesn't have remakes, just ports
 Mr_Horrible: it's just been released on multiple new platforms
 Orxolon: 20!?
 thatguysteve2709: I 100% agree with game being the best game of the PS3 era
 BusTed: just had a 20 year anime time skip
gibbousm: 20 years, thats a long time
Duwani1: who wants to live for 2 decades in this hellscape
 Mr_Horrible: "Shit, same as the rest of them"
 Orxolon: @BusTed imagine the power ups XD
 MilkInBags: Where were you Tess when the Westfold fell
 0x6772: Nah, Tess is a good 'un.
 saucemaster5000: I bet it'll end in a dance number
frank_the_great: It's no Minecraft
 Mr_Horrible: it's not sunshine and rainbows, that's for sure
 BusTed: time to get a real slouch goin'
 itsr67: game to enjoy at a 45° angle
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 this isn't AI: The Somnium Files
 Orxolon: how old is Joel?like 50?
 Makrosian_Tay: This game is gonna get me all over game and I'm not even playing this time
 ratprints: i didnt watch the last of us except for the gay episode which was VERY good
Duwani1: Joel is one of the most complex characters in recent history.
 MilkInBags: i remember this looking very good at the time
 KeytarCat: yeah, Joel is 50s
 Mr_Horrible: yeah the visual update did really pay off
 CaptainSpam: Okay, now we need someone to make a PS1 demake of this.
 Orxolon: @KeytarCat thx
violetblight: pixel art last of us when
 HadesLeprechaun: I think this was pretty handily the best looking game on the PS3, but it was still the PS3, so 720p and 30fps
 Mollylele: Ben tryin on that Savidan Slouch
Duwani1: Last of us - or as it should be known Critical role the game
 0x6772: Oh yeah, remake this with tank controls. That'd really make the game sing.
 raulghoulia: Boston looks just like this to this day
 betweenmyself: I would pay a good $87 for this game…  That last buck really kills me
 KeytarCat: It's def worth a session of nightmare cart
 The_Timo: those are prime zambo hours
 MilkInBags: worst, there are people who don't agree with the government 
 ratprints: If youre out past 6pm youre a zombie
 Fanklok: Nightmare cart CTS?
 Mr_Horrible: Joel's mosey
 Orxolon: do we know the rules for this zombies?intelligent,sound atracted,vulnerable to fire,etc?
 saucemaster5000: hey how come the truck gets the big door?
 MilkInBags: they're trying to go to the washroom
 MilkInBags: worse than puzzles to reach it
 Kramburger: Did that sign say FEMA or Freda?
 SnackPak_: papa john's? this really is the apocalypse
 ratprints: @Orxolon not yet revealed
Duwani1: fireflies suck
Duwani1: everyone kind of sucks
 vinewood_og: He called papa johns, pizza. Zombo detected!
 Orxolon: @ratprints we will learn?
 MacbethSeemsSus: In this reality papa john is a despotic warland claiming Kentucky
 raulghoulia: humans are the real monsters
 saucemaster5000: not me I'm the best in this game
 ratprints: @Orxolon yes over time
 Kramburger: Ellie is perfect how dare
 Orxolon: cool
 Kaaannaaa: turns out the apocolypse makes people cranky
 baltimore_667083: Joel’s back. tell a friend
  Akaiatana: The game's thesis statements don't work with a bunch of good people.
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you finally make amends with the deer, and live in harmony in the ruins of Cali
 MilkInBags: jimmies were rustled
 vinewood_og: "Cranky"
 saucemaster5000: someone has a case of the mondays
 MilkInBags: how expensive are eggs in this world
 Decaped: Joel is a drug smuggler
 ratprints: my new dishwasher arrived 
 Kaaannaaa: look at the detail on those rug stains
 BusTed: 
drcthulu: Pivot!
Duwani1: When the world ends all the floor is a toilet
 patrick_stonecrusher: Link to the Past moment
 saucemaster5000: bro you tipped over the books!
 MilkInBags: imagine you pull and the whole tv stand breaks apart
 Mr_Horrible: the ol Hollow Television trick
 Diabore: i dont think hes getting the safety deposit back
 MacbethSeemsSus: My ankles!
 NotCainNorAbel: and who moves the case back"?
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 Kaaannaaa: git gud joel
 Lobo_Apache: God's Caliber baby!
 MilkInBags: yeah Ben once you learn all the controls, it's 100% just QTEs one after another until the end for 16 hours
 Mr_Horrible: I wanna see 100% on that mission-end accuracy report, Joel
 0x6772: Gotta make sure the weapon functions!
Mai_Andra: "One."
 Mr_Horrible: "Ammo's a commodity!"  *shoots toilet*
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 ratprints: *holding gun* is this thing on??
loufghyslaufey: Wait. You replace the whole inco.plete clip when you reload?
Mister_BlueSky: "Make your shots count." Me: Melee only, got it.
 saucemaster5000: holy shit what a lift
 MilkInBags: pull her down as a joke
  Akaiatana: Tess' upper body strength is admirable
 VeryBadLifeChoices: stronk
 Mr_Horrible: behold, the genesis of Yellow Paint 
loufghyslaufey: *incomplete
 lochnessseammonster: 
 tehfewl: gun in the waistband, SMH
frank_the_great: Teamwork 
 saucemaster5000: it was from uncharted
 Kramburger: I thought thta was uncharted
 Mr_Horrible: not actually no
 saucemaster5000: which they also made so
 goombalax: at least Mirror's Edge
DreamyPants: I remember someone pointing it out in like ps1 tomb raider
Duwani1: it started with the free running game
Mister_BlueSky: I remember it in Uncharted.
 Mr_Horrible: but Naughty Dog's games were some early prominent examples
 MilkInBags: it was a great movie
 saucemaster5000: uncharted 2 was a fun time
 Mr_Horrible: that really stuck in the zeitgeist
Mai_Andra: the first time i saw it was only Horizon
 raulghoulia: uncharted is a horror game
 ratprints: think we'll get a guitar weapon in this one 
 Kaaannaaa: i bought a ps4 basically to play the uncharted series
Duwani1: 4th uncharted was incredible
 Mr_Horrible: Uncharted has zombies, so you're good 
 lochnessseammonster: very spooky 
 Fanklok: Farcry
 TheWriterAleph: uncharted is scary... good 
 ghizmou: I bet it's got great mods
 MilkInBags: bloodborne is spooky
 Forlorgen: Theres a damn wendigo in uncharted
 MilkInBags: uncharted is not
 Makrosian_Tay: Bloodborne is indeed spooky
 Nigouki: Call of Duty has zombies, you gonna play that?
 ducking_mad: did I miss the musuem scene that was the part that sold me on this game
 ratprints: bloodborne has blood in the name. blood's scary@
 0x6772: Chat: we won't tell on them if they play Uncharted, right?
 MilkInBags: ludwig's 50th attempt is spooky
 saucemaster5000: what is scarier than western men raiding other countries in the name of capitalism?
Mister_BlueSky: Uncharted on the hardest difficulty... pretty spooky.
 ghizmou: it's spooky how much I love it
 Mr_Horrible: okay mr "I'm not scared of the Meat Wolves in Yahargul"
Duwani1: zombies, wendigo, the devil, and avarice
 korvys: Minecraft has zombies
 Makrosian_Tay: They'd have a better chance of pitching the new Tomb Raider games
 Mr_Horrible: CoD Zombies actually fucks tho
 Orxolon: LRR update Let's Nope changed it's name to Let's not adventure XD
 Decaped: Pivot: The horror section of Outer Wilds would be cool to see on Let's Nope
 Mr_Horrible: fun stuff
Mai_Andra: hehe... "duty"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MilkInBags: Stellaris has zombies
 RealGamerCow: "Do I still get paid?"
 Lobo_Apache: There be browncoats around
 gualdhar: Call of Doodie? lolgotem
 Kramburger: Minecraft has Zombies
 saucemaster5000: sellaris also has nerds playing it
 MilkInBags: i have no survival instincts 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: "You're lucky there wasn't a round chambered"
 Fanklok: Hey what day is April first this year?
 Forlorgen: talking sim X Lets nope 6 hour stellaris stream
 patrick_stonecrusher: Plants vs Zombies...? Hmmmm..?
 ratprints: make em flinch
 dumbo3k: Spore was a neat game
 Kramburger: Playing Stellaris would activate the Cam
 Mr_Horrible: damn, only 80 bucks on steam 
 tr3ewitch88: Zombies just aren't scary anymore.... we need deep sea monsters
 MilkInBags: look, that's saucemaster
 HadesLeprechaun: the second one is coming really soon, too
 Mr_Horrible: Sony learned it's better to actually sell your games
 Makrosian_Tay: Tbh I might re-buy and play this after this
 goombalax: I guess that explains the Playstation ad
 saucemaster5000: building has bad lumber support
Mai_Andra: eyes AND ears?
 Makrosian_Tay: And stream myself crying the whole way through LULp
 Makrosian_Tay: 
ItsThugDimmadome: Least it wasn't load bearing
 MilkInBags: *stomp*
 RealGamerCow: get stompin like you're listening to ska
loufghyslaufey: (sighs) liberate him
 Mr_Horrible: "What if I just sat on the filing cabinet?"
 saucemaster5000: nice shot
 MilkInBags: 
 Kramburger:   
 Orxolon: liberated!
 MilkInBags: he never....saw it coming 
loufghyslaufey: Like damn
 Makrosian_Tay: Anybody know if TLoU 2 is on steam?
 Decaped: Joel's a mouthbreather
 Mr_Horrible: he's in a respirator you sillybilly
frank_the_great: If this was like The Wolf Among Us, Adam would have left his ass
Blakemcm: i cant breath with this dang mask on!
 raulghoulia: Ben sounds like ancient reptillian brain
 Pteraspidomorphi: What if he could be turned to the dark side?
 Kramburger: Joel's a dad, he's just making dad noises
 MilkInBags: sneak with your flashlight on
 Kramburger: shhhhhhh
 saucemaster5000: (sneaks up) tag you're it!
 Kramburger: shhhhh now
  TStodden: Waaa?  No Segal Special?
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ We got Death Star (Death Star Death Star Death Star) ♪
 MilkInBags: personally, i wouldn't die from getting choked for 5 seconds, I'm different
 shendaras: that seems very risky when bites would get you infected...
frank_the_great: Just like the bear in Skyrim!
 Orxolon: zombies that breathe?
 Makrosian_Tay: I'd advise not trying to 100% every enemy moment 
 lochnessseammonster: gross sounds
 WitchyTQ: chew with your mouth closed smh
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags well yeah but you wouldn't be infected in the first place, clearly
 MilkInBags: adam, if you were infected, you wouldn't make any noise when feeding?
 Orxolon: interesting
 Kramburger: That dude died last year RIP
Blakemcm: my new coworker eats so goddam loud
 Mr_Horrible: a succulent human meal?
 CaptainSpam: They don't react to our flashlight?  So we can't do the "hold your flashlight under your chin to make a scary face" trick?  
 baltimore_667083: exactly tq
 neisan2112: A succulant human meal?!
 vinewood_og: A delicious human meal!?!?!
 DaxStrife: A SUCCULENT American meal?!
 KeytarCat: Yeah, the choking takes more like 15 seconds
 ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ zombies so rude
loufghyslaufey: A break room at a community college kind of looked like this place
 MilkInBags: it's the australian guy
 MilkInBags: manifest destiny
 Mr_Horrible: for eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?
 RealGamerCow: That man touched my...
 Makrosian_Tay: So chat, at average pace, when do we get clicks?
ItsThugDimmadome: Serial dine and dasher being arrested.
 Orxolon: never seen Democracy maanifest?
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 MilkInBags: get your hands off my penis! i see you know your judo well
 Kramburger: It's a dude getting arrested in brisbane, cops here used to be heavy-handed
 0x6772: That sort of choking out has nothing to do with "breath". That choke move stops blood flow in the carotid artery.
 gualdhar: THIS IS DEMOCRACYYYY MANIFEST!
 Diabore: he passed recently
 Mr_Horrible: chalk up another one for Old Man Adam
 MilkInBags: dude is funny
 Diabore: GET YOUR HAND OF MY PENIS
 WitchyTQ: i think this chat should be on a slow mode so they have to think before the type
 Kramburger: The Savipappy strikes again
 vinewood_og: man was kind of a prophet with that quote
 saucemaster5000: chalk up another smartass quip for Mr Horrible
 CaptainSpam: Adam is merely gaming out of his mind, is all.
ItsThugDimmadome: Having Adam play "Spot the Fake Meme" would be a fun LRL bit.
 WitchyTQ: put them in the corner
 Mr_Horrible: honestly it's a good defense mechanism
 MilkInBags: thinky stinky
 Makrosian_Tay: TQ may be on to something
frank_the_great: Says Adam, who is actively not gaming
 hieroglyphica: Look, being chronically online isn't enviable
 Lobo_Apache: @WitchyTQ But I never think anyways
 MilkInBags: ook ook
 hieroglyphica: I am cursed
 vinewood_og: NEVER!!!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Kramburger: Oook
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 there's not enough chalkboard in the world, dude
loufghyslaufey: All this "Democracy Manifest" sounding like Helldivers II
  Juliamon: you really think that'd help TQ
 gualdhar: I don't fuckin think about anything
frank_the_great: ook ook
 MilkInBags: every sentence i type on twitch chat is funny
  Juliamon: we can try it
 saucemaster5000: I neer correct
 saucemaster5000: never
 Decaped: bummer, Democary Manifest dude died in August 2024
 Decaped: zombies got him
 MilkInBags: minorspellingmistake
 Mr_Horrible: if it's one that annoys me I'll post an amendment
 Kramburger: I might correct it if what I meant isn't clear
 Lobo_Apache: I've never done anything worng
frank_the_great: Ive never made a misteak in my life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So confirmed Ben isn't a human?
 YawnLance: Splish splash
 Forlorgen: Bens the true riz god
 Mr_Horrible: she does, apparently
loufghyslaufey: Democracy Manifest. Understood. Still can't play Helldiver 2 atm
ItsThugDimmadome: Wouldn't you be breathing in spores from on your clothes?
 Kaaannaaa: every time
 Mr_Horrible: W
 dumbo3k: yeah, every single time
 saucemaster5000: ew plants
loufghyslaufey: Probably for the best
 lochnessseammonster: yes 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More greenery please
 raulghoulia: also no people
 Decaped: You can do that now....if you don't have pets.
 VeryBadLifeChoices: wasn't there an entire tv show focused on that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also more accessible housing
 hieroglyphica: Man it's the only thing I miss from covid
 saucemaster5000: I'd make an idle game out of books
 Mr_Horrible: hoop, stick, dirt road
 betweenmyself: they’re gonna get a stern letter from the HoA with all that overgrowth 
 Forlorgen: Magic would still be around lol
 ButButTheJesus: board games
 Makrosian_Tay: @verybadlifechoices I remember that one! "Life after people"
 KeytarCat: Apocalyptic Solarpunk
 Kramburger: My 1y/o was just lying on my cat and he gave her the softest baps, he's so patient with her
 Mollylele: you'd have to fight in the actual street
 vinewood_og: "I'm not a perfect circle!"
 Mr_Horrible: "But Beeeeeennnn, we gotta practice for regionals!"
 DarknessKingCoH: Bugs everywhere, more so than they already are.
 saucemaster5000: check out this mix! (hits the hoop)
 NotCainNorAbel: one person's apocalypse is another person's paradise
 lochnessseammonster: i'm gonna start calling knitting loop and stick
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueDoubtfulBisonStrawBeary-NUVfhdPcX3ddnzHC
 Cptasparagus: Benedict Cupandball is my favorite actor
 7gorobei: hoop and stick regionals are coming up
 Mr_Horrible: cupping ball night is an entirely different activity
 YawnLance: Cup and Ball club being notably different than Cupping Ball club
 Decaped: oh no, this is also a milkshake duck situation
frank_the_great:   
 Kramburger: do a backflip
 Mr_Horrible: "Remastered!" 
 Forlorgen: Post apocolyptic magic con
 Mr_Horrible: he's pulled an Alan Wake
 saucemaster5000: the future is now
 tr3ewitch88: Om so  confused 😅
 VeryBadLifeChoices: it's too high to jump he scared
 MrSarkhan: cool game
 CaptainSpam: 
 Forlorgen: trade rations for commons
 gsyhiap: Perfect game.
 Mollylele: floor's lava
 Mr_Horrible: although Alan Wake let you get back down
 Robot_Bones: Peak gaming
 Orxolon: hahahaha
thegitrogsquirrel: 
 MilkInBags: steam refund
frank_the_great: I wish that you would step back from the ledge my friend
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Never made a mistake Ben?
 YawnLance: Tess we need uppies to get down
loufghyslaufey: #TheyLiveHereNow
 betweenmyself: dodge roll to freedom! 
 DaxStrife: Can you dodge-roll out of it?
 raulghoulia: emergent game play
 hatboozeparty: Hardcore over
 0x6772: Perfect game, no notes.
 tr3ewitch88: Oh noooo
letsbelgo:   
 DaxStrife: That was a fast reload though.
 Lobo_Apache: *That's* his first warning?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Benjamin
 Fanklok: Joel wanted uppies
 KeytarCat: See if it's repeatable!
 saucemaster5000: cats learn faster
 Mr_Horrible: he cannot deny his nature, Adam
 DaxStrife: Ben hears the call of the void. 
 tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ben
 Orxolon: question is,can you reproduce it?
 Mr_Horrible: the better kind of Gamer Moment
 Mr_Horrible: tbh
 Kramburger: @saucemaster5000 considering the way my cats insist on lying on the floor near my toddler, I disagree
frank_the_great: First of 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Twitch won't let me send an all caps repeat of BENJAMIN apparently 
 Orxolon: how many warnings do you need¿?
 Mr_Horrible: Tess just watching like "...I trusted this man with a gun"
 saucemaster5000: and only one kiss earned so far...
 raulghoulia: that would be so freaking heavy
 betweenmyself: until today that “accidentally getting stuck on the boxes and having to reload from autosave” trick was thought to be TAS only 
 gamercat88: let me smash
 YawnLance: Ook ook good provider give plank
 Kramburger: plank together strong
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: her hands are full of splinters now
 tr3ewitch88: She can handle it 🤣
Dragonality: not ook ook, oak oak.
 Mr_Horrible: I would tho
 MilkInBags: delicate twitch chatter hands
 Mr_Horrible: I'd say exactly that
 VeryBadLifeChoices: speaking as someone handling planks like that at work, damN she stronk
 itira: your weak ass baby skin Mr Horrible
 Kramburger: Tess doesn't have soft gamer hands
 Mr_Horrible: in that exact inflection
 7gorobei: tess has never skipped grip day
 Kramburger: Jesus ben
 saucemaster5000: ben what do you put in your hair
  Akaiatana: My fingers qwerty-hurty
 Mr_Horrible: man can't even roast me right
 MacbethSeemsSus: Imagine complaining about a splinter in a zombie apocalypse
 Forlorgen: JERGINS BEN its right there
 Mr_Horrible: I deserve a better class of nemesis
 MilkInBags: it's called a tuque
Dragonality: That had to hurt
 saucemaster5000: they got good stuff
 vinewood_og: I had to cancel pert plus. They kept raising the subscription price.
 Orxolon: @Dragonality hahahahaha
 YawnLance: All made from 100% bee
 TheWriterAleph: not the beeeees
 MilkInBags: just spit on your hands, fixes everything
 dumbo3k: Mmm, Bee Vomit and Feces!
 0x6772: Burt's Bees is good stuff.
 Mr_Horrible: I've saved so many tubes of Bert's chapstick, yeah
 DaxStrife: Honey 'n Shit Cheerios.
 itira: @MilkInBags D:
 ButButTheJesus: @vinewood_og heh
 vinewood_og: Jorkins.
 TheWriterAleph: straight jergen it
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags don't you work in a hospital or some shit?
 Kramburger: Ben's a gamer, he uses 4-in-one bodywash, shampoo, conditioner, and rash cream
 MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 that would make it way better but no
 0x6772: It's not Tony Hawk, Ben.
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's him
 betweenmyself: how does that work?  rub the honey in your hair then wait for ants to come and eat all the filth out your hair? 
 Orxolon: this game's gonna explode XD
 RealGamerCow: it's not as good as that game where they were making the movie and her head twisted all the way around
 SnackPak_: toothpaste
superdude097: Face wash
hiFunko: Butt stuff
 0x6772: The fourth thing is for jorking.
 saucemaster5000: Australians can only count to three
 MilkInBags: anti perspirant
 Kramburger: adam
 ghizmou: the irish spring 5 in 1 is also a great shower cleaner
 Robot_Bones: and motoroil
frank_the_great: There's a secret 5th thing
 Mr_Horrible: guys I don't think Adam understands counting...
 MilkInBags: the shower is very pog
 itira: ahah funny joke Adam
 vinewood_og: Swass is real.
 MilkInBags: yeah sorry adam this chat doesn't deserve you
 YawnLance: doggies
 gualdhar: we are enjoyment vampires
 tr3ewitch88: That seems like a lot lol
 Orxolon: i'm a when i wake up guy
 Robot_Bones: showerchamp
 Kramburger: don't know, why can't you count
 ButButTheJesus: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 Mr_Horrible: fun's illegal in the post-apocalypse, Streamer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doggos!!!!!
hiFunko: Yeah but are you part of the armpits+crotch+everything else takes care of itself crew?
 dumbo3k: WoW, they really didn't remaster those doggos
RampG4mes: hey are you guys going to magicon
 the_walking: does twice a day dry out your skin?
 Decaped: Dogs would be great in a zombie apocalypse
 MilkInBags: hello neagan
 Mr_Horrible: LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA INFINITE
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Kramburger: Pits, tits, holes, and soles, the basic shower
lilbeezie259: Why are tickets the currency?  Idk how explained that is, I've never gotten into TLOU
 Diabore: damn how up is tess?
 dumbo3k: @lilbeezie259 Ration cards/tickets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A loud one or silent crop dusting Ben?
 Fanklok: Hey Adam, what's an antidiluvian?
 Kramburger: FINALLY
 ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger be free!
 WiJohn: More of a super trowel
 Kramburger: I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
 The_Timo: It's child sized,
 itira: im backing Adam here
 Mr_Horrible: gotta dig big ditches in the post-apocalypse, Ben
 SnackPak_: I;m with Adam
superdude097: Adam's right
 MilkInBags: ben, any shovel can have any size they want
Blakemcm: my wife says that shovel is fine
 Mr_Horrible: nope, Adam's right
budgetjim: it is. it has the T handle
 0x6772: That's either a trench shovel or a shovel whose haft broke off and was refashioned with a new handle.
 tr3ewitch88: Snow shovel
loufghyslaufey: No, Am with Adam too.
hiFunko: that's OG shovel right there
 Decaped: CLIP IT
 dumbo3k: Look Ben, it's a grower not a shower
 Diabore: if thats a normal shovel that hammer is fucking massive
drcthulu: what it's umpa loompa sized
frank_the_great: Ben is just really tall
Boon_33: it's a zombie shovel
 MilkInBags: all sizes are valid
 HedgehogKnight: Looks normal to me
 0x6772: But trench shovels 100% exist.
 DaxStrife: This is what peak shovel performance looks like.
 UltraVioletVodoo: the shovel is fine
 gualdhar: look shovels come in all shapes and sizes
 RealGamerCow: That is a shovel that had the handle break and be replaced
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Adam's right
ItsThugDimmadome: Yeah, shovel checks out.
 TheAwkes: There are shovels of all lengths, Ben, and they're all beautiful!
 VeryBadLifeChoices: I sell shovels and that's fucked up
 UnkeptFlea: lots of post apocalyptic shovels look like that
 gualdhar: nothing to be embarassed about
twistedsylvan: it's just cold in here
 Kramburger: Sometimes you shovel just looks different
ItsThugDimmadome: Maybe it's just cold in that shed.
 Mr_Horrible: seems an odd place for it, true
 kimmibeans: I don't think that was garbage...
loufghyslaufey: "Adam hath spoken"
 itira: Ben has a shovel complex
 Fanklok: No one is going to shovel shame with you Ben
 tr3ewitch88: Sorry ben I think it's just a shovel 🤣🤣🤣
 MolaMolaphant: haft seems a bit small for a D-handle shovel, but that can happen if you're using it for a long time and re-set the head
 saucemaster5000: that guy is john wick
lilbeezie259: @dumbo3k Aaaahhhh, got it.  Thanks
 KeytarCat: Garbage on the bike bc someone was going to take it somewhere and it kept piling up like my garbage does!
 raulghoulia: are tickets fungible? can you pay with half a ticket?
 Mr_Horrible: that's not very cash money of you, Adam
drcthulu: dug a hole
 MilkInBags: @james_lrr show yourself
 Diabore: !holes
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
 Forlorgen: This chat is too shovel pilled
 Orxolon: call him xD
loufghyslaufey: Excuse u, Ben
 Kramburger: We're WHAT?
 ButButTheJesus: its true I don't diggy diggy hole
 saucemaster5000: sorry ben we aren't from a family of pirate treasure diggers
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did someone mention Holes?
 Mr_Horrible: well this looks suspiciously like a combat arena
Boon_33: mnnn beef.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes I wonder about why clothes are so dirty in post apocalypse stuff, in Medieval settings and Roman settings they didn't have white clothes but they washed their fucking clothes regularly
 itira: my partner diggied holes for years. i think id know better
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 thatguysteve2709: It is not meant for digging deep holes it is a survival shovel ment for digging latrens
 KeytarCat: is his name Smuggler or does he not get a name?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's a dead eye
 MWGNZ:   
 lochnessseammonster: 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: Tess knows how to escalate effectively
 Fanklok: Ask Alex is he thinks it's a weird shovel
 Diabore: you ready, she asks AFTER starting shit
 raulghoulia: @KeytarCat Ol Smuggler Jones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Also ask Ian
 MilkInBags: 
 Diabore: jesus thats some splatter
 Kramburger: Zombie game, headshots only
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We can have mono Yeet strats???
 MilkInBags: !build
Boon_33: and beer bottles, bottle him!
Mister_BlueSky: Get absolutely bricked.
 HadesLeprechaun: you don't get like, a lot of ammo, so you do end up doing a good amount of stealthing
 Diabore: uh oh boosties
 Robot_Bones: give uppies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you're taller
 Crimall: Boostieeeeessss
 dumbo3k: Cause she has the upper body strength to pull you up
 itira: that command is broken Milk. Adams working on it
frank_the_great:  
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig I assume they just have "wash clothes" as the lowest priority, if the choice is "find food so you don't starve" or "wash a shirt" I think the first gets picked every time
 lochnessseammonster: yeah
 Makrosian_Tay: D A N G
 0x6772: Yeah, just Joel, Ben. Just Joel.
 tr3ewitch88: Tess definitely a top
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tess is a power top
 tehfewl: rat could be a carrier
 Orxolon: UNLIMITED AMMO?
 Orxolon: sorry for caps XD
 Kramburger: Adam
gibbousm: you're too buff
 MilkInBags: 
 ghizmou: you can't
  Juliamon: You're way too large
 0x6772: You are WAY too big.
 MilkInBags: at best a twank
 Decaped: too old too big too hairy
 Crimall: Too hairy
 Forlorgen: your a giant adam
drcthulu: no
 tehfewl: twunk
 saucemaster5000: we said he could be a twunk!!!!!
OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: You are burly sir
loufghyslaufey: But why though?
 RurouniGeo: Physically can't
 itira: nope
 lochnessseammonster: you're trying to be big!
 hieroglyphica: You have generally too much hair
Boon_33: you can roleplay a twink
 Diabore: wow theres a lot of waist high cover in this small arena
 gualdhar: body shaming? in the gay community? it's more likely than you think
frank_the_great: Adam, you can be whatever you want to be
twistedsylvan: at worst you're a twunk
 Kramburger: They're called otters Adam
loufghyslaufey: What even is that, twitch chat?
 Forlorgen: your at best a otter
 tr3ewitch88: Absolutely adam
 hatboozeparty: You can be a Twunk
 TheWriterAleph: twonk
 hieroglyphica: It would have to be very well maintained, that's for sure
 MilkInBags: from dessert to animal
 Kramburger: Well...
ItsThugDimmadome: Twinks have 5 points of quality. Young, thin, hairless, care-free joie de vive, can't spell "joie de vive".
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh absolutely, for me it's more the idea of if there is an infection as your biggest threat filth might be a second priority
 TheAwkes: Also too old.
 lochnessseammonster: twee twunk
 hatboozeparty: Dinky Twinky
 0x6772: You can be a twink if your partners all play basketball professionally, Adam.
frank_the_great: Hunk is old school
 itira: uh oh twunkies
 Fanklok: You have gray hair
 xVoxtric: the last thing twinks get is respect
beneckja: There's a very good segment on one of the chackpoints baoutwhat qualifies as a twink
 saucemaster5000: "check in the twunk" I think he means trunk
 MacbethSeemsSus: How honest could you walk like that before your thighs give out.
ItsThugDimmadome: "TWUNK SMASH"
drcthulu: twinks have respect, 
 ghizmou: twunk is the past tense of twink
 MilkInBags: you're a silver otter twunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you can be a Kronk, like from Emperor's New Groove
loufghyslaufey: Otter- Twunk- what do these bits mean?
 UnkeptFlea: twee twunks
 betweenmyself: Look in the Twunk…
 Crimall: Adam with the Bear energy
 Orxolon: hahhahaha
 0x6772: oh shit, clip time
 vinewood_og: A smart mimbo? A Smimbo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Crimall Adam is big time Kronk from Emperor's New Groove
 TheAwkes: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always brat.
 raulghoulia: lithe
hiFunko: otter is mid range
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig That's why I appreciate Project Zomboid having different levels of bandage/clothing cleanliness and sanitizing
 tehfewl: otter is smaller bear
 Orxolon: slim
 MilkInBags: twinks type on twitch chat with delicate hands
 Crimall: @Thefluffiestguineapig Absolutely
frank_the_great: My favorite part of Twunk was when Twunk said "it's twunking time" and twunked all over the place
  Akaiatana: Ral Zarek
 Fanklok: Remember the only labels that matter are the ones you apply to yourself.  You can call yourself a twink if you want to.
 DaxStrife: Otter implies a large degree of flexibility. 
 saucemaster5000: this chat is twoke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tess is so good
 dumbo3k: See! Keys! This is a horror game!
 LeokadiaBosko: Otters are hairy like bears, but thin
 saucemaster5000: look to the yeast on the third day
 raulghoulia: food is rare. starch everything
 MacbethSeemsSus: Salt the earth, then starch it. We'll have our starter dough in no time.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is the fae trickster from Eldraine?
 ghizmou: oko?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He has BIG twink energy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou YES
 Crimall: Use your wall hacks
 Orxolon: ouch
 0x6772: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TallSpineySwallowTheRinger--f3hd51IxIwyAovX
 MilkInBags: god shot him
 SymphonySolstice: that guy's not coming home for dinner
 tr3ewitch88: Put mashed potato flakes on the earth😅
frank_the_great: If I've leaned one thing from covid, it's that the apocalypse brings about a lot of bread lovers
 Dalrint: this game is exhaustingly brutal. the first time I played it, I had to take breaks just to calm down.
 MilkInBags: what kind of gun do you think god uses?
  Juliamon: fingergun
 Crimall: Kill a son of mine??? Ill kill a son of yours!!
 saucemaster5000: do you think god only eats godiva chocolate?
frank_the_great: God is American
 raulghoulia: god uses slappers and only headshots
 MacbethSeemsSus: Approaches St Peter: I'd like to speak to the manager.
  Juliamon: nah God has better taste than to waste time with Godiva
frank_the_great: Must have been rats
 MilkInBags: i was an adventurer like you until i took a bottle to the nose
 Orxolon: "curious,bottles are falling from the ceiling"
 tr3ewitch88: Rain is just angels peeing
 MilkInBags: joel has such great knees to walk like that
 Fanklok: I saw Joel vent
 Nigouki: what is this Naked Gun gag
 MilkInBags: i would also approach my target if i had a gun
 patrick_stonecrusher: 
 TheWriterAleph: GOTDAM
 SnackPak_: 
 Crimall: Work my foot out of your FACE!!
 saucemaster5000: negotiations are for quitters
 MilkInBags: banned from twitch
ItsThugDimmadome: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 RatherLargeToad: The Last of Us…Because We Snapped Everyone Else’s Necks
 Decaped: I definitely forgot how much of a murderer Joel is
 MilkInBags: to be fair ben is controlling him 
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frank_the_great: I wish more video games had a spare option tbh. Hate how Skyrim they'd just get back up
 RedcoatsRevolt: Out here yanking our chains
 Decaped: They really softened Joel in the TV show.
 dumbo3k: Ben is yanking your chain
 Diabore: oh its certainly not a new bit
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 raulghoulia: that's just Boston
 Crimall: @dumbo3k Bah dum tss
 SymphonySolstice: legally obligated not to hear gunshots
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>"boy they sure are doing a lot of fireworks over there!"
 Diabore: BRICK
 MilkInBags: normal day at work
 thatguysteve2709: Got his ass
 MilkInBags: "Steve is at it again"
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed The TQ emotes continue to be so good
 Diabore: oh, not brick 
 MacbethSeemsSus: @raulghoulia Perfectly normal Tuesday live fire practice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Brick: the ultimate weapon
 tr3ewitch88: 
 Diabore: no i saw the med pack and thought it was brick
 SymphonySolstice: Brichard!!!
 hieroglyphica: I guess I'll get up and stretch my legs
 Orxolon: Ben,show Adam the suculent chinese meal!
 RedcoatsRevolt: Brick, where did you get that hand grenade?
 shendaras: 
 Fanklok: But Adam ran ads at the 42 minute mark
 Lobo_Apache: Don't brick that safe!
 tr3ewitch88: 
 Lobo_Apache: 6/10 burp
 0x6772: Thanks, Adam.
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>8/10
 dumbo3k: okay adam
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Diabore: secret podcast
 0x6772: Going to the bathroom to burp harder?
 raulghoulia: every time
 underhill33: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !break
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 Crimall: But burp
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>so about donkey ko-
 Crimall: Butt**
 gsyhiap: @0x6772 Much better reverb in there...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Crimall Isn't a butt burp just a fart?
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>fart implies poo particles
 tr3ewitch88: Can someone grab me a drink while you're up? No? Ok I'll get it
 Crimall: @Thefluffiestguineapig there are nuances
 Incandescent_Zubat: @saucemaster5000 what about donkey kong?
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>no zubat please! I was hoping chat would scroll past it!
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>you're gonna get me shot
 Diabore: sorry saucemaster, rules are rules
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>uh.. quick what's everyone's favorit cookie?
   LoadingReadyRun: *grabs brick*
 Crimall: Choccy chip
   LoadingReadyRun: *arcs brick*
 MacbethSeemsSus: Run Sauce!
 Diabore: BANG
noSmokeFire: oow
ItsThugDimmadome: We're not running back GBFV on Oki Oki?
 0x6772: @gsyhiap Just double-clicked "ian.wav" on my desktop in commemoration.
 Kramburger: WELP
 Fanklok: Stand your ground Sauce
noSmokeFire: *pow
 itira: damn
 itira: i really wanted to talk about cookies
 Fanklok: We can still talk about cookies
ItsThugDimmadome: Oatmeal Raisin gang in here?
 itira: oo OK chat! whats your favorite cookies! ill take notes for sauce.
 Crimall: Remember what Sauce said? Pepperidge farm remembers...
Dragonality: Yo, we talking about cookies?
 NotCainNorAbel: My SO made homemade caramel delight cookies
Mister_BlueSky: White chocolate macadamia or cranberry orange cookies.
 Fanklok: White chocolate macadamia
 Makrosian_Tay: @notcainnorabel you hold onto that person! That's a good partner!
 ButButTheJesus: I just had cookies from my Burger King order but they were kinda hard, don't recommend
kusinohki: about to say "nestle tollhouse pan cookies"....  and now I want pan cookies...
 SymphonySolstice: your first mistake was ordering cookies from burger king
 hieroglyphica: Wow a lot happened while I was gone...
 NotCainNorAbel: @Makrosian_Tay +20 years, they haven't figured out how to drop me yet
Dragonality: My mind went to Thin Mints, and I haven't had some in forever.
 ButButTheJesus: @SymphonySolstice but I wanted cookie!
 Fanklok: Is it weird that we as a culture will distill down an entire relationship based purely on what one if them bakes?
 Crimall: Aussies in the chat, do you class Tim Tams as a cookie or a biscuit????
 Makrosian_Tay: @notcainnorabel the foozies!
 Mr_Horrible: itira honestly, with contemplation I gotta just say a soft chocolate chip or m&m cookie
kusinohki: "If you love someone, cook them tasty food" - tshirt a friend has...
 itira: "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!"
 Orxolon: yeeeeyyyy
 Crimall: An aussie icon!!
 ButButTheJesus: an knower
 lochnessseammonster: 
 0x6772: Adam, you're one of Chat now.
 Decaped: Milkshake duck alert.
Dragonality: One of us? Oh, I'm so sorry
 Orxolon: "it seems you know your judo well sir"
 enbycephalopod: Can I offer you a brick in these trying times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Decaped I'm sorry, what?
 saucemaster5000: for the record, my favorite cookies are nutter butters
 NotCainNorAbel: OSHA would be there so fast
 UnkeptFlea: oh long brick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Orxolon: boink
 tr3ewitch88: Fight Fight Fight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Joel's got a fucking arm on him
 Decaped: @Thefluffiestguineapig Don't look into who the succulent chinese meal guy was if you want to keep enjoying the joke.
 itira: 
 Crimall: Use your wall hacks to spread enemy cheeks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plus whoever did that foley had so much fun with the brick impact noise
 Cunobelenos: have you checked your butthole? skidapbadap
 saucemaster5000: blaming the controller smh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Decaped Same with the cookbook mentioned last night during Jackbox by Alex
 Orxolon: *why can we be friends?why can we be friends?*song in the background
 Mr_Horrible: there's a reason Tess rhymes with Best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome back sauce! someone took notes on cookie preferences
 MacbethSeemsSus: My knee!
 tr3ewitch88: "Must have been a figment of my imagination "
 Mr_Horrible: bro didn't maximize his Unarmed Strike
 Mr_Horrible: is there auto-aim?
 Orxolon: can they be looted for ammo?
 Crimall: I always forget how terrible the pre-upgraded handguns are
 saucemaster5000: LMAO
 KeytarCat: My trick with controller is that I do fine aiming with the left stick
 Mr_Horrible: "My one weakness, Old Milwaukee!"
 MWGNZ:   
 SnackPak_: gottem
 saucemaster5000: juggernaut coming in!
 Orxolon: hahaaha
 Decaped: Joel is a serial killer already.
 Crimall: LEEETTTSSS GGGOOOOOO
Dragonality: Are we the bad guys?
frank_the_great: Have you considered that we're the real monsters?
 Crimall: HELL YEAH BRRRROOOTTTHHEEERRR
 tr3ewitch88: He did want none🤣
 Mr_Horrible: Ben is just gonna be trying to moonwalk/shimmy Joel this this whole game
 Pteraspidomorphi: Passing notes in class?
 BusTed: Sometimes you gotta journal
frank_the_great: It's folded, so passed note?
 Mr_Horrible: geez *Bob*
 0x6772: Oh geez
 0x6772: pause the game
 Orxolon: i'm confused,why are Joel and Tess killing all these ppl?
violetblight: journaling method
 itira: Adam please
 Crimall: "do you think im cute?? O yes  O no
 Mr_Horrible: it's when I write in mah journal with mah AK brother KKona love Amurica
 RealGamerCow: But there's no lines in the journal, just dots.
 0x6772: Let's get all the links about bullet journeling up for Granddad Adam.
 BusTed: free gun
 Decaped: @Orxolon Joel and Tess's gang is in a turf war with their gang, basically
 Kramburger: It's kinda like graph paper, Heath was big into them I think
frank_the_great: Pull an ol' Superman maneuver
 Mr_Horrible: time to have a Hoely Joely Christmas
 MacbethSeemsSus: "we just want to talk" after murdering 20 people.
 Mr_Horrible: why bro look like Sean Penn?
 7gorobei: is that bron from GoT?
 tr3ewitch88: He didn't think that all the way through
 patrick_stonecrusher: Nancy Karrigan
ItsThugDimmadome: "WHYYYYYY WHYYYY"
 Mr_Horrible: "Me and the guns aren't really on speaking terms right now"
Dragonality: Betting on horses is probably why he's in debt
 Mr_Horrible: "At how much I owed the Fireflies"
ayir: 10 million Fireflies? yeah I probably WOULDNT believe my eyes
 virgil82: Reminder that Joel is not a good person.
 ghizmou: is this what they call the money shot?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Just a few, kept in a jar... jar... jar...
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah I've gotten shot before, covid, flu, tetanus
 0x6772: No no, Ben's been behind the shoulder of somebody who's been shot in the head.
 Crimall: Ben knows the angle because he did the shooting
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 Fanklok: Ben hears gunshots on the regular
 varmintx0: bye, Robert
Mister_BlueSky: Joelver?
 tr3ewitch88: Bricks are better 😅
 Mr_Horrible: there's no fish, but there's Joel
 ButButTheJesus: @Mister_BlueSky thank you
 patrick_stonecrusher: Too spoopy for serge
 Mr_Horrible: his heart wasn't in that one
 Mr_Horrible: yes but the real monster is mankind
 Kramburger: They're not gorey though
 NotCainNorAbel: their cuddling
 Cptasparagus: theyre roommates
 Mr_Horrible: that makes it a national treasure, Ben
noSmokeFire: serge famously made a people grinder and named it after adam
 Mr_Horrible: immersion ruined
 SnackPak_: Adam Lavadan
frank_the_great: I'd be honored
 Kramburger: Is that like James Burner?
 saucemaster5000: adam doesn't grind people, you lock in and feel the Gs
 Mr_Horrible: because you view us chatters as chattel 
DistractedMOSFET: adam hardly mince-meats enough people to deserve this
frank_the_great: 
 itira: no one said Serge was good at naming things (Kevin)
 Mr_Horrible: he's playing minecraft and you expect better? 
 WitchyTQ: did i hear my name? im doing finances
 WitchyTQ: cool
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: minecraft is the oatmeal cookie of video games
 lochnessseammonster:  
  Juliamon: look, the villagers each had one job, and if they couldn't do it then it's perfectly fine to yeet them into the lava
 MrSarkhan: oatmeal raisons are great!
 itira: shes already not listening im sure of it
 neisan2112: Fuck yeah Ben
 gamercat88: cowboy cookies all the way
ItsThugDimmadome: HELL YEAH BEN
 Mr_Horrible: in that it's never really bad but you don't want it all the time
 saucemaster5000: oatmeal is good, structural and no one really hates it yeah
 ghizmou: I like those big ass oatmeal cookies from cafeterias
 Lobo_Apache: what about oatmeal coconut chocochip?
violetblight: i hate it
 TheWriterAleph: i like non-oatmeal raisin cookies
 lochnessseammonster: i like oatmeal raisin if the raisins are chocolate chips and the oatmeal is coconut
  Juliamon: Oatmeal pie cookies were goated
 tr3ewitch88: Try oatmeal cranberry
 saucemaster5000: @violetblight damn it vi
 tehfewl: 5mins
 WiJohn: Not long for a blood choke
 0x6772: Well, it happend on the NYC subway a couple years ago.
DistractedMOSFET: you can make someone black out very fast at least
omniep1c: under a minute for permanent brain damage
violetblight: eh probably a few minutes
Boon_33: KO in 3-15 secs, head in 2-5 mins
Mister_BlueSky: I'm not googling that, thanks. My FBI agent would not be happy.
 Lobo_Apache: most people can survive several minutes of being choked
 0x6772: Three minutes or so, as I recall.
ItsThugDimmadome: Blood choke is like 10 sec I believe
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 violetblight: but like you could do damage pretty easily
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can go several minutes without breathing so longer than that
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 gamercat88: i have a 5th amendement right not to answer that question
Boon_33: *dead
 hieroglyphica: I don't want to know
 UnkeptFlea: like 3-5 business days
 saucemaster5000: get rekked
frank_the_great: Got their asses
gibbousm: about 9 second for a proper chokehold to knock someone out.
  Akaiatana: I mean, there are two people on stream, you could do science
 Mr_Horrible: no, Adam, they just fell down a wikipedia hole!
 violetblight: man i know that bc of a dr doom comic it aint me
 Mr_Horrible: they're innocent!
ItsThugDimmadome: I just like watching jiujistu vids officer.
 violetblight: ty sauce
 0x6772: This is a not quiet news story, Adam.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, martial arts are powerful
 NotCainNorAbel: your brain like O2
Boon_33: the blood flow loss can KO somone in a few secs, 3-15
 tehfewl: blood chokes are Very effective
 dumbo3k: Choke Holds aren't suffocating you, they are stopping blood flow to the brain. No blood, no thinky-thinky
 0x6772: The white ex-marine who killed a Black street performer on the NYC subway because he was being loud.
 hieroglyphica: Yeah, lack of air wouldn't do it but I need that blood flow, you know?
 ButButTheJesus: @dumbo3k huh, TIL
 Mr_Horrible: "Ow! I didn't know we were fighting for real, you jerk!"
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah me and my friends were dumb kids who would knock each other out with choke holds. It really is just a couple seconds to pass out.
ItsThugDimmadome: My cousin told me it takes about 4lbs of strike force to bend an elbow back. He's a nurse and amrital artist.
 0x6772: He was "exonerated" shortly before the recent US Presidential election. Shockingly.
 Nigouki: there were a bunch of "cool kids" in my high school that thought it was cool to apply pressure to each others necks until someone passed out and then laughed at the confusion when they came back to. high school was stupid
 Mr_Horrible: it's a good game, just got a little poisoned by its own hype
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cook the brick
 HadesLeprechaun: the pro play is 'hit with brick to stun, then run and punch as followup'
 lochnessseammonster: he's winding YOU up ben
  Juliamon: kids love that permanent brain damage shit
 Mr_Horrible: Adam like "Whaddya mean 'would'? I've done that like 3 times."
 hieroglyphica: Wow these comments here are making me SO glad I didn't go to high school
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 I am unsurprised and also sad
ayir: Joel "Magic Hands"
ItsThugDimmadome: "aaaayyyyyy badabing"
 ButButTheJesus: whater thoooose
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig Don't look too closely, he'll get a cabinet position soon.
 patrick_stonecrusher: Loading screens
 Mr_Horrible: cool switchblade, kid
 RealGamerCow: Git on up is one of the most Texan things he's said in this game
  s1ck1y: oh shit you guys are playing dad simulator
ItsThugDimmadome: Is this still the OG voice overs?
 saucemaster5000: god of big snore
 violetblight: no that ones called dad of boy
 ButButTheJesus: @s1ck1y hewwo, sad dad time
 RealGamerCow: the first was was an all timer
 Decaped: Better game: sure, Better dad, no.
 violetblight: adam have you been able to play ragnarok yet?
 Mr_Horrible: the old ones are definitely of their time, but they're still very fun
 lochnessseammonster: literally your going live music 
 0x6772: I think God of War counts as a horror game. Play it on this stream!
 MichaelSnowbird: He called us Smart
Mister_BlueSky: Start throwing bricks?
 Lobo_Apache: would you prefer us to be dumbasses?
 raulghoulia: adam called us smart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 I know, there's a reason I'm powering through getting as many veterinary skills as possible as fast as possible. i want to outweigh my high scovil neurospiciness and genetic issues with good skills so I'm less of a target
 saucemaster5000: I do like god of war 1-3. The remake can drink my...
 tr3ewitch88: Just remember children are our future.... what a sweet girl 🤣
 HadesLeprechaun: I think the old ones are more fun to -play-, but the writing in the new ones are waaaay better
 violetblight: god of war 2018 is about the horror of family trauma
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of chat is smart for now!
 tehfewl: this game kinda hits different now that i have a niece named Ellie
Dragonality: God of War has zombies, just sayin
 whitebadgerwolf88: Some creatures in God of War are spoopy...right??  We could play it 
ayir: I like to exist in the juxtaposition of Dumbass and Smartass
ItsThugDimmadome: Cut it down the middle and call us smart marks?
 saucemaster5000: I heard it
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think we agree, but also I think this is the wrong forum to go too much further into it. I'm glad you've got a focus, though!
 HadesLeprechaun: you go to literal hell like, 4 times
Dragonality: Loud and clear
Mister_BlueSky: Would watch.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 Absolutely! But good thoughts
 Nigouki: God of War got creepy and violent aspects to it, that's basically 90% of horror game formula
 MichaelSnowbird: Wheeler does that
frank_the_great: Now presenting: Let's
Dragonality: Yeah! Own it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Reference Bloodbourne
ItsThugDimmadome: How bout next week?
 raulghoulia: Games for Babies
NarishmaReborn: we would watch that
 shendaras: but can you throw a brick at her?
 0x6772: Definitely cap Ellie. See what happens.
 DaxStrife: Ah, the return of Adam's Gamehaus?
 omdorastrix: What IF:  This is the game Ben and Adam want to play?
 GhostValv: Mario Kart has Dry Bones and Boo, so they should be fine right 
 TheAwkes: Just need one of us to be smart once and we all get to feel smart until one of us is un-smart.
 0x6772: You've got a recent save oint.
 Mr_Horrible: more like subtractductors amirite gamers?
 saucemaster5000: damn it horrible I was figuring that on eout!
ItsThugDimmadome: Knew a guy who called that the "No Machine"
Mister_BlueSky: Adam + Ben: Play it Forward? 
 mrjujubeans: gotta stop abducting people Adam!
 Cptasparagus: your dad ducts are sore?
 Mr_Horrible: "Ellie, rule number 1: don't interrupt the moonwalk"
frank_the_great: Ben's Gamehause
 Mr_Horrible: those ducts are where puns come from
 ButButTheJesus: need some abduct tape? 
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig 👍
Mai_Andra: "only I get to moonwalk"
 Mr_Horrible: the walk of the moon, the dance of my people
 RealGamerCow: dumpsters are SO heavy
  s1ck1y: joel truly isn't the stepdad, he's the dad that stepped up
 Mr_Horrible: Ben just loves player agency
 TheAwkes: What is this, Hollow Body?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Are you one of the Inhumans?
 ANeMzero: you want me to believe the dumpster wheels that never ran that smooth when the world hadn't fallen apart have suddenly become properly lubricated in the apocalypse
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig if I was blackbolt you'd all be fucked, I'm Yapper Supreme over here
 saucemaster5000: goldlewis helps brisket through her stuff, #1 dad energy
 Mr_Horrible: also he's not asking 
 Mr_Horrible: true
 0x6772: Good talk!
 saucemaster5000: you're blackbolt in multiverse of madess
 saucemaster5000: be warned
 tr3ewitch88: GOOD
 Mr_Horrible: they have drink powders for that now, Joel
 Mr_Horrible: unless those were lost in the apocalypse
Dragonality: One poop is negotiable
 RealGamerCow: wait what happened to Tess?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mr Horrible in that universe your wife can also bind your mouth eternally with her hair
 Mr_Horrible: the Eeper
 saucemaster5000: Whoever says they are a one shot coiler is a lie -- you give two shits
Mister_BlueSky: Just needs to have a hat to put over his face.
 ANeMzero: I am not sure if I don't give two shits is caring more or less than not giving a shit.
 Cptasparagus: its hard to hear ellie as a child when I know its a like 29 year old Ashley Johnson
 SymphonySolstice: time for some snork mimimimi
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 itira: he was laying on that backpack??
 gamercat88: 
 Decaped: God, I despise Joel
 Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus I think she does a pretty good "teen kid" tbh
 lochnessseammonster: someone said i don't give a shit and the other person tried to one up them with i don't give TWO shits
 chanterelleton: Cool game! Cool to get to watch y'all play it
 Mr_Horrible: "it sucks out loud, Ellie"
 ButButTheJesus: @Cptasparagus oh right, one in a million chance but anyone else remember Phenom from mid 90's? it was like 1 season
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Decaped It is hard when everyone around Joel is so awesome
 Kramburger: TBF, Joel's not in a good place right now
frank_the_great: Good for them
 tehfewl: its true
ayir: just in public??? get a room!
 YawnLance: Sounds messy
 Mr_Horrible: "Clickers? No no, they're called *Dickers*."
 Cptasparagus: @Mr_Horrible yeah when I first played it before I got into critical role it was easy to believe, but now I just hear Fearne lol
 0x6772: @Kramburger Oh yeah, he's *still* nursing a hangover too!
ayir: good one Adam
Mai_Andra: but we *just* turned lit this lamp...
 Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus ah, fair 
 patrick_stonecrusher: Drop and give me 12
 gamercat88: narina
 YawnLance: Gamers love secret doors
 Mr_Horrible: look someone thought it was cool
 Mr_Horrible: c'mon DBD Player
 0x6772: Pull it harder, Ben.
Blakemcm: 3 pump chump
Dragonality: What else are bookshelves for? I'm hiding like 3 holes in MY house right now.
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm the daughter of a large wig, yes"
 0x6772: @Dragonality The real tech is hiding things inside objects *on* the bookshelves.
 ghizmou: anyone seen the latest canadian ad to get kids moving?
 tr3ewitch88: Everyone expects the Spanish inquisition?
 0x6772: You can fit so many drugs in there. It's where I keep my ibuprofin.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ellie modeled on Elliot Page?
 RealGamerCow: thats some good rain noise
 Mr_Horrible: "Sir there's some dumbass poking his head outta the sewer over there"
ItsThugDimmadome: @ghizmou Is it better than "Get Your Rear In Gear?"
 Mr_Horrible: it's got zombies in it
 Nigouki: it's a post-apocalyptic game!
 Cptasparagus: BOTW2 is scarier
 itira: 
 violetblight: you wake up 100 years in the future, thats horror
snowyowlly: the sequels have kinda zombies
Mister_BlueSky: True though.
 0x6772: Chat: Breath of the Wild counts. Don't tell Graham.
 Mr_Horrible: don't get too clever you'll both pass out
 ANeMzero: @Thefluffiestguineapig She is vaguely modelled after Ashley Johnson
NeoGabi: Everything is a horror game if your anxiety is bad enough! =P
 ghizmou: @ItsThugDimmadome oh yeah, it's called fill your holes
 Mr_Horrible: memory loss hooray 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ANeMzero That also makes sense
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 SnackPak_: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Rip Ramirez
 0x6772: You still that soldier, Adam?
ItsThugDimmadome: @ghizmou W H A A A A A A A T
 Mr_Horrible: soldiers getting shot in the side of the head count: 2
 VeryBadLifeChoices: you started the stabbing, girl!
Boon_33: technology has never failed us in this apocalypse !
 NoxStryx: My nightime black and white on my screen just kicked on and this looks pretty good as a black and white film
 Orxolon: oooohhhh i seee,Ellie is the last of us
 Mr_Horrible: uh oh, stinky
 0x6772: Yeah, that's def how she'll be remembered.
 omdorastrix: Night mode on android yeah
 circusofkirkus: "I don't see color after 9pm"
Evil_John_Cena: hello everyone
Boon_33: i see less blue at night 
 Mr_Horrible: it's the 4 Swords prison yard all over again
 Lobo_Apache: That's COmmander Shepard and this must be her favorite hole in the Citadel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To help your brain wind down
InconsiderateHat: Oh yeah my phone does that too
 gamercat88: too real
 Cptasparagus: too late
 ButButTheJesus: ohhh
 vinewood_og: Too soon.
 ANeMzero: White light has blue light in it Ben.
 violetblight: oh its like death stranding
 Mr_Horrible: The Least of Us
 Orxolon: really?
 NoxStryx: After 10, yeah helps me wind down
 ghizmou: @ItsThugDimmadome I'll post it on the discord
 0x6772: As a US resident: bring it.
 korvys: topical
 brainbosh: Yeah every other country is still fine
loufghyslaufey: (hisses)
Boon_33: turns out countries with socialized healthcare were fine with Zombies.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 Honestly please
loufghyslaufey: I almost always anticipated that though, Adam.
 Mr_Horrible: IDK if they ever elaborate?
 ANeMzero: Everyone else is fine and having a big party without the US.
Boon_33: they use zombies as manual labor, they're fine 
 Decaped: depends on if you count the TV show
 Mr_Horrible: the opening at least was talking about in the US
 Cptasparagus: everywhere except new zealand
 0x6772: I don't recall that LOU ever goes into detail about other locales.
 Nigouki: i mean, we have our own experience of pandemics at this point....
 korvys: It's probably just this one town
 Mr_Horrible: the US is the world, Ben 
 korvys: Everyone else is fine
 ButButTheJesus: everyone else is just watching. waiting.
loufghyslaufey: Well, it wouldn't phase me if it wasn't worldwide tbh
 TheWriterAleph: that's why Texas fell so fast 
 tr3ewitch88: Yes pandemics are usually worldwide
 shushu2539: they're lucky its keep raining through the whole scape
 Orxolon: 2020
 brainbosh: the "pan" part lol
loufghyslaufey: I don't buy it either
 Orxolon: xD
 NoxStryx: A zombie move where ONLY the US got infected and canada and mexico have like huge walls to block it out would be kinda cool
 Kramburger: All those americans who have specced hard into guns are going t have a rough time when their food runs out
 0x6772: Chat, Adam knows what "pandemic" means.
Evil_John_Cena: @Kramburger next pandemic, trust
 Nigouki: Ben that's psycho murder hours
 0x6772: Ben, it takes more like 4:30am in Philly for that.
 ANeMzero: Same feeling as walking around on Christmas
 Mr_Horrible: 1 in the morning is Mapping Time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3am is the witching hour right?
 RealGamerCow: I walked 10 miles home from a friend's house starting at 11PM and it was weird.
 lochnessseammonster: gross
 0x6772: And even then the nightowl bus still rolls by.
 lochnessseammonster: i would never
 lochnessseammonster: either 
 CaptinOfBeez: I was driving on the interstate when everything in the US started shutting down and there were the DOT signs all over the highways saying "Stay home" " Do not travel" etc.... very creepy
 lochnessseammonster: if i can help it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I go to the barn in the mornings
 mrjujubeans: I used to have to work at 3am
 Bruceski: My hometown evacuated due to a fire decades ago, and we were some of the last ones out. Driving through a town that's not empty because everyone's at work but because everyont's just *gone* is eerie.
 itira: yep 3am for coffee shop workers
loufghyslaufey: (sputters) not the abandoned office desk wasting away outside
ItsThugDimmadome: Night gym is also good.
 RealGamerCow: Joel's the dumbass in hockey who punches someone in the helmet
 Mr_Horrible: SLASH!
 hieroglyphica: I work at 7:30, so my ass is up at 6 for dog walks. I recommend early morning dog walks, everyone is friendly and it's quiet
 BusTed: quick, behind this chest-high wall!
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig Growing up, I convinced myself that 11:11 (pm) was "the witching hour" because of the digit repetition on digital clocks. (I have no further defense of this position.)
 Fanklok: Good thing no one decided to radio in
Dragonality: I only played part of this years ago, was there a 'see through walls' mechanic?
 korvys: Do you have health or is it one of those "catch your breath" games
 Mr_Horrible: leave one alive, to tell the story
 korvys: Cartographer
loufghyslaufey: @realgamercow when in scraping, u capping?    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IE a geographer?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
loufghyslaufey: Or is it scrapping?
Mister_BlueSky: Folding the map back up, that's the real challenge.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben??????
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 Fanklok: Well yeah you don't just look at a map, you need more tools
 MacbethSeemsSus: All joking aside, most people would be screwed with just an elevation map.
NarishmaReborn: nah, we millenials we had to read our printed out mapquests
 Mr_Horrible: at least he's honest
 0x6772: oh dear i can't breath
 violetblight: wait you were being funny
 lochnessseammonster: 
 enbycephalopod: Just remember, latitude is FLATitude
 Lobo_Apache: We've had your back this entire chat though
 Mr_Horrible: it's telling you to shake what your momma gave you
 violetblight: adam youre only a martyr if other people remember you
Nickiatori: new idea for a live prerecord, yall go orienteering
 Kramburger: Ben's too young to rememberpaper street maps
 raulghoulia: we had your back with the shovel
 shushu2539: to read a map maybe
omniep1c: i thought you were only a martyr if u died
Mister_BlueSky: Triple A game btw.
 Fanklok: Yeah Ben is the bad guy this time
 Orxolon: i cannot find anywhere if it is the last of us pronoun or the last of United States
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam we have had your back this stream
frank_the_great: I'll never forget you, Allen
 itira: ooooooooooo
 Nigouki: gonna remember your feet
 gamercat88: damn nice one
 0x6772: @Kramburger I recently learned that (US) AAA will still actually give you TripTiks.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 violetblight: damb fair point
ItsThugDimmadome: GOT EM
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Fanklok: Yo who was the one soldier guy voiced by? It was so familiar
 ButButTheJesus: heyoooo
 rosesmcgee: Who won't remember the legendary Alan Slamajam?
 LeokadiaBosko: 
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam Shoresey Arc
 thatguysteve2709: Adam is going to go down in the annals of history as the largest twink
DistractedMOSFET: my mum doesn't remember many client's names, sorry
 lochnessseammonster: she actually will 
 violetblight: i got nothing for that
 Mr_Horrible: and he says he never bullies us
 betweenmyself: seems to me Adam would be great at orienteering…  He has a high vantage point on his surroundings by just standing there.
 NotCainNorAbel: Joel' the klepto
 0x6772: B I G TWINK.
 Nigouki: become a twink by eating all the other twinks
 lochnessseammonster: twinks cannot crush watermelons
 SnackPak_: wooow
 gundamschwing: The Incredible Twulk
 couchboyj: Big twink energy
 Fanklok: Oh it's teasing when Adam dies it
loufghyslaufey: @fanklok do we have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the good points Yahtzee made was that "the last of us" isn't referring to humans because there is so many of them
 Mr_Horrible: actual lol on that one
 circusofkirkus: yes sir mr seabats sir
 thatguysteve2709: 2 floor flinching
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thatguysteve2709: For
 lochnessseammonster: 
 0x6772: Adam is the bully instigator.
 Mr_Horrible: Adam is a sidearm for everyone's partner
 korvys: Beej and Heather?
 violetblight: ok but thats so real, i do this with friends so much
 tr3ewitch88: Adam can be whatever he wants 😅🤣
Nickiatori: do you and Kathleen bully G?
 gamercat88: Adam is the 
DistractedMOSFET: it's hilarious if the fight goes on long enough that you can manage to sneakily change sides
Dragonality: Adam not bully, simply accomplice
 Cptasparagus: @korvys adam and Beej are blood brothers
 circusofkirkus: what a metaphor
 7gorobei: Adam is the catalyst
 Fanklok: Scout rifle?
 0x6772: Yeah, let's get picky about loadouts in this context, Ben.
Dragonality: Adam the Needler?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's just the survival move
 rosesmcgee: Adam is the Unreal Tournament Shock Rifle combo
ItsThugDimmadome: "Heather, what did Beej say now?"
gibbousm: Remember, Heather is always right
 tr3ewitch88: Adam is that 1 friend that brought the duct tape
Dragonality: For exposition, yes
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben like "the pixels  "
 SnackPak_: 
 Nigouki: hahahaha
 violetblight: LMAOOOOOO
 shushu2539: what is out there?
 neisan2112:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Ben are you not getting the injections due to stubbornness?????????
 xantos69: Hey Kids hope the stream has been going well.  50 Bits!
 Mr_Horrible: true tho
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 mrjujubeans: she told on you?! :0
 circusofkirkus: don't make deals with terrorists and your significant other is a terrorist
Dragonality: Sup
 Mr_Horrible: we're going great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't get them due to US insurance BS and I want them so bad
 Mr_Horrible: 
 itira: look booking appointment anxiety is a real thing
 0x6772: Nah, Ben, we're always the Problem.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm studying and this is my break
 Mr_Horrible: "So this weather, huh?"
 korvys: What's the timeline here - how long after the start is this?
 mrjujubeans: so, what’s your favorite color?
 NotCainNorAbel: does it look safe kid?
 Mr_Horrible: @korvys you mean in game or, like, since they started playing?
 korvys: No, in the game
frank_the_great: !updog
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 SnackPak_: smartass
 violetblight: its been 20 years
 Mr_Horrible: 20 years since shit hit the fan
gibbousm: 20 years post click
 korvys: Yes
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 Fanklok: Ben also spends a d3cent chunk of time running around in circles
 Mr_Horrible: it's called reciprocity, streamer
 0x6772: You're my Grok, Adam.
frank_the_great: Google gives AI answers now, you're all we've got
 0x6772: oh good grief
 itira: >.>
 BusTed: 😬
 Mr_Horrible: 
 0x6772: I'll try to avoid it?
 Fanklok: It's a coding term for understanding things
 Kaaannaaa: can't promise anything
  Juliamon: Grok is what Musk named his AI shit
 Mr_Horrible: a real teeth-drier, that one
 0x6772: I also don't ask Grok for advice, was the point.
letsbelgo: comes from aa programming termm
 Bruceski: Grok is slang from a weird sci-fi book that nerds pretend isn't all sorts of weird and messed up.
NarishmaReborn: it's a heinlein term that has been coopted by douchebags
 itira: @Juliamon ew D:
 violetblight: well its a word for understanding that came from sci-fi, but more importantly its the twitter AI
 Mr_Horrible: yeah it's the dumbass twitter version of chatGPT, which means it's dumb squared
 tr3ewitch88: Mmmm
OmnipotentTrevor: Hey, you were admiring the sideways building, and now you're in the sideways building!
 shendaras: grok, from stranger in a strange land, iirc
 BusTed: 
NeoGabi: Zombies? In my zombie apocalypse?
 Mr_Horrible: I get it
 Fanklok: Seabats
Boon_33: Somebody should do something about these: zombies.
Mister_BlueSky: Good... joke?
 korvys: Crafting, like Minecraft
 Nigouki: Shiv Master? You mean Palpatine?
 rosesmcgee: Merit badge?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam did I ever tell you about the time I saw a plaque at the zoo that said "Look up to see bats!" and I was like "Yeah, I guess I do" 
mrbuzzfuzz: helloooooo 
Nickiatori: its a survival game from the 2010s of course it has crafting and skills
 couchboyj: Gitten shivvy with it (sha na na na na na)
 BusTed: @Mr_Horrible aww
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Mai_Andra: I would simply carry 99 of everything, just in case.
 Mr_Horrible: I have the picture saved somewhere
Boon_33: pop pop!
 MWGNZ: perfect stealth
mrbuzzfuzz: cant wait to see what they do with last of us 3
NeoGabi: Unsightly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no my health!
Mai_Andra: "Fool of a Took!"
 Mr_Horrible: real Pippin Took hours
 Orxolon: zombos are plants?i thought they were against each other!
 fcloud: hard hittin' new-brickin'
Mister_BlueSky: That was a perfectly good brick.
Nickiatori: new brick just dropped
drcthulu: it's kobe time
mrbuzzfuzz: love a good brickjob
Dragonality: Is the window single?
 0x6772: "new brick dropped" actually is not a good sign in any urban environment
NeoGabi: @Orxolon They're mushrooms, that's not the same as plants.
 Kaaannaaa: but for the content
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's on the *content's* team
 0x6772: Gotta fail to learn, Ben.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes it's funny for the content
 kimmibeans: I'm an only vhilc
 fcloud: @0x6772 it can be healthy if ur constipated 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: always on the team of dramatic irony
 Mr_Horrible: why is he making the mama mia hands while saying this?
 circusofkirkus: in fact I hope you get more cocky
 Fanklok: Damn, Adam is such a Dark Angel
 kimmibeans: I'm an only child, so I'll just assume Adam is correct
 SnackPak_: 
 0x6772: @fcloud oof?
 lochnessseammonster: he says with the straightest face 
mrbuzzfuzz: lololol
 BusTed: oh, yeah yeah
 Orxolon: @NeoGabi myconids xD
 Mr_Horrible: "uh, samesies"
 Makrosian_Tay: "I hope you never become humbled" is a top tier compliment
 7gorobei: herbris
Nickiatori: you guys have big oldest and middle sibling energy
 ButButTheJesus: uh yeah yeah
 tr3ewitch88: I have a brother... can confirm what Adam said 😅
NeoGabi: @Orxolon Exactly
 fcloud: a little liturgical humor for my catholic homies BillyApprove
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's older, because he doesn't know memes
 Darleysam: oh I mentioned it on Adam's discord, but I found a priest who DJs from his church on Twitch the other day
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableSuperFrogPhilosoraptor-bJ-UYA8TjCzoYmcd
 Mr_Horrible: and Ben is younger because he's got gremlin energy
 gamercat88: second first child in my fam
 Mr_Horrible: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam  That's amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm the oldest of two in my family
 Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was so happy it's a thing
 Mr_Horrible: @Darleysam baptism stream real?????
 itira: 
 RealGamerCow: is he single?
 lochnessseammonster: 
Mister_BlueSky: Are they single?
 tr3ewitch88: Yay I'm da baby and the girl....I'm so spoiled 😅
 BrowneePointz: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOTSE'S EVERYTHING
 rosesmcgee: God's a snitch?
 Darleysam: I didn't see baptisms mentioned as a redeem, sadly
 MacbethSeemsSus: Patch notes
 BrowneePointz: wow I am NOT awake
Dragonality: God like: Like, Share, and Subscribe
 Mr_Horrible: "These Canadians stole my idea!" - that priest watching the AW2 streams
 0x6772: I mean, God wrote a pretty long coupla books alreaedy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I just did a small spit take luckily missing my computer
 Darleysam: @Mr_Horrible funnily enough, he's also Canadian 
 tr3ewitch88: 
 SnackPak_: you bully
 betweenmyself: “you tryin to hit that?” 
 ButButTheJesus: you're doing great
 0x6772: God on social media, trying to get people to buy the Amazon ebook of the Bible.
 BrowneePointz: I hope it eats the shit of Ben
 gamercat88: a Canadian priest DJ
NeoGabi: LMAO
 BrowneePointz: let the hubris flow
 Mr_Horrible: can this actually do enough damage to kill?
Nickiatori: bulliying the zombie solidifies ben as the older sibling of you two
 hieroglyphica: I love how they walk
 violetblight: zombies are pretty low on the fuckable monster list tbh
 Mr_Horrible: "She let me hit cuz I'm stealthy"
 BrowneePointz: that's a woman
 violetblight: like, rotting flesh is a big no for me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sound design is great and also it's very upsetting
 0x6772: That's an eating disorder, Adam.
 enbycephalopod: that was a woman
Dragonality: Twink by way of Nurgle, maybe
 tehfewl: thats a mushroom zombie
Mister_BlueSky: That's a clicker.
 Makrosian_Tay: @thefluffiestguineapig real
 LeokadiaBosko: It is very much not genderless
 Mr_Horrible: IDK the nomenclature but I usually see it referring to men
 violetblight: LOL
 violetblight: real tho
NeoGabi: New Unit just dropped: Twinks of Nurgle
 theHazeSystem: imho Tracer from overwatch is a twink
 violetblight: bro i got a girlfriend i aint got time for twink discourse
ayir: LOL
 BrowneePointz: Adam is closer to a Wolf
 Nigouki: Ben stopped updating his relationship resume
 violetblight: nah bear beats gorilla
mrbuzzfuzz: Ben's a good bear :3
 tehfewl: yeah the big thing now is poly dog girls
drcthulu: Be a Harambe
 circusofkirkus: Adam, the world's first giraffe
 BrowneePointz: or a really buff Otter
 itira: Giraffe vtuber when
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who enjoys both genders, yes there can be women twinks
 0x6772: How has the giraffe fan art not yet arrived?
 omdorastrix:   (Bear bear bear bear!)
Nickiatori: be the animal you want to see inthe world
 gamercat88: he wants to twinkle
 Fanklok: Now he's on his giraffe thing again
ItsThugDimmadome: Get cultivating mass Adam
ayir: "Im not a twink im a Giraffe!"
 Mr_Horrible: man's never found a hill before
 neisan2112: This is just called a Fursona
Nickiatori: 2025 is Adams twing gorilla year
 tr3ewitch88: Now Adam is just being greedy 🤣
 theHazeSystem: @Thefluffiestguineapig both? theres only two? 
 Mr_Horrible: 1*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 No he has that already and it's a giraffe
Dragonality: My ONE hill is that I get many hills
 0x6772: Just keep "climbin' up that hill".
 7gorobei: always want what we cant have
 neisan2112: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah true
frank_the_great: (1*) (He gets more than 1)
 Fanklok: NO! Bigger than a hand.
Mister_BlueSky: 1 + x, where x is the amount I decide at a later time.
 Mr_Horrible: (1*] is what you just said
 YawnLance: one* (more than one) ((one))*
 LeokadiaBosko: How many hills do you have that are close enough together that you can be on more than one?
 adept_nekomancer: 1 ± some amount
ayir: thats true he doesnt have to
 BrowneePointz: actually yea Adam has that Joe Manganiello Build, so he'd be pretty close to being a Wolf
 MolaMolaphant: giraffe is the animal of choice in an analogy for Non Violent Communication (it's a thing)
Nickiatori: ocelot?
 rosesmcgee: Source? "I made it up"
 Mr_Horrible: revolver? I barely know er
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theHazeSystem No, sorry I was typing too fast and my brain is full of the names of veterinary surgical instruments rather than good relationship terms
 ToppHat: Source? Cause I said so
satyropodobny: look the definition and criteria of a twink are razor thin as an edge of a knife they are not to be trifled with
 Fanklok: Ocelot would be like 130 years old
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MolaMolaphant I mean, but they have violent communication, the males will beat each other
 MacbethSeemsSus: We need to stop the zombies from activating.....metal gear.
 YawnLance: He's not ripe yet
Mai_Andra: featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
 Mr_Horrible: "No, no, I just had too much jam!"
mrbuzzfuzz: fungays
 LithelyUnshod: I'll say this: watching Tokyo Drift on the 2020's, with a main character named Twink, is a hell of a thing
 BrowneePointz: the ones with fruiting bodies on their face can't see
 MolaMolaphant: @Thefluffiestguineapig the analogy is more that people look at you funny IRL
 Mr_Horrible: gunfected
ItsThugDimmadome: @satyropodobny "Young, thin, hairless, care free joie de vive, can't spell "joie de vive"." I heard this from a twink comedian.
 tr3ewitch88: If no shrooms on face they can see
Mai_Andra: they usually lose their sight around the time their face opens to fungus
 ToppHat: Joel-ver
 BrowneePointz: 3 normals and 1 clicker
Mister_BlueSky: It's Joelever.
frank_the_great: I think that was 4. Good run
 BrowneePointz: and yea if a Clicker gets you i'ts a 1 shot
 patrick_stonecrusher: You dont just carry a couple bullets in your pocket?????
 Mr_Horrible: bookshelf instructions lookin ass
 Mr_Horrible: keys, phone, earbuds
 gamercat88: but he does keep a little dirt under his pillow for the dirtman
 Mr_Horrible: mask in the back
 0x6772: "What'sssss Ben got in itssss pocketssss?"
 patrick_stonecrusher: Adam doesnt drop loot smh
Mister_BlueSky: That's just an All That skit.
mrbuzzfuzz: a little bit of monica in my life?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MolaMolaphant OH, dude I'm so autistic that I'm used to everyone looking at me like    because of my niche things and pitch black humor that other people don't believe me when I say "just tell me not to use that in this context"
 BrowneePointz: I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other is giving a high five
ShaneNeebus: i carry bullets in my pocket and just throw them if a threat comes at me
 calculated_uncertainties: I heard Canadians get weapon proficiency Hockey Stick instead.
Nickiatori: I'm a pocketman carrying all these things inside my pants
 Fanklok: Someone go get Beej's weighted training vest
 HadesLeprechaun: Getting bit gets you infected gets you dead, so yeah, not even once
 omdorastrix: Keep a little lint in your pocket for the pocket man?
 tr3ewitch88: Adam
 violetblight: joel is a tool
Dragonality: So Joel is a tool?
 violetblight: so like yeah
Dragonality: Confirmed
 Mr_Horrible: perhaps it is you, the one controlling Joel, who sucks 
 Kramburger: My family Joels
 Cunobelenos: kicked in the family joels
satyropodobny: the joel economy is in shambles
 Mr_Horrible: the crown Joels
 Fanklok: Maybe Ben needs a few more shivs
mrbuzzfuzz: have you guys heard of Jake and Joel are Magic? 
 Kramburger: Coca Loela
ayir: down to hiiiiss laaaaair, deeep within the mooountain
 gamercat88: swing away
 BusTed: haven't they ever seen a ninja movie
 Mr_Horrible: this isn't Callisto, Ben
 Mr_Horrible: they expect you to actually play
 BrowneePointz: WE ROWDY!
 omdorastrix: They seem to wait - obeying the ninja one-on-one rule
ayir: very much so
 Mr_Horrible: sure is
 BrowneePointz: Dubstep is very much around. Brostep fell off
 violetblight: technically yeah
InconsiderateHat: I still love that song
Nickiatori: dubstepe is a lifestyle
 violetblight: but like i wouldnt know
 omdorastrix: at least the zombies respect the one-on-one
 rosesmcgee: Dubstep exists in the cosmic background radiation from whence it came
satyropodobny: is dubstep retro yet
 ghizmou: I was always more of a substep kinda guy
Dragonality: Still not a fan of my step dub
 lochnessseammonster: STOP
 MacbethSeemsSus: Skrillex was apparently at Lolla last year.
 violetblight: goddamn wild
 underhill33: my bones
 Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
ayir: I wish I never heard that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel old
 underhill33: they wither
Mister_BlueSky: I'm gonna... gonna lie down now.
 lochnessseammonster: i just crumbled to dust 
 DaxStrife: 12 years of an awful song by an awful band.
 Cunobelenos: how old is sandstorm at this point?
Nickiatori: catecrash is 12 years old this month
 BrowneePointz: just a dude and his uncle Party Rockin
 violetblight: that was so many school dances
 Thefluffiestguineapig: go take your back meds
 rosesmcgee: Need to take my back medicine
ayir: Im tired boss
kyp_dorrun: still listen to it when i work out
Nickiatori: gatecrash*
 Mr_Horrible: incredibly funny that they released "Party Rock Anthem" then "Sorry for Party Rocking" then broke up
 VeryBadLifeChoices: Sandstorm is 25 years old
 HadesLeprechaun: they really just dropped like, 2 all-time hits and dipped
ItsThugDimmadome: The Legend of Korra turns 13 this year.
 circusofkirkus: that's like a 27-30 year old
 BrowneePointz: we were in college
 DarknessKingCoH: Try 14 years ago
 lochnessseammonster: i think you mean weddings
 rosesmcgee: @Mr_Horrible gotta respect calling it quits
 DarknessKingCoH: 2011
ayir: Yeah it was a house party song for me as well
 Mr_Horrible: that's college time, yeah
 BrowneePointz: same for OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
 0x6772: It's 2025, Ben.
 hieroglyphica: I was firmly house party stage
 neisan2112: Yeah it was like the end of highschool time for me
 itira: good one Adam
 Mr_Horrible: @rosesmcgee just the mental image of deep contrition for party rocking too hard
 Forlorgen: GOT EM
 BrowneePointz: There's people who watch yall who weren't born when Party Rock Anthem came out now
 BrowneePointz: have fun with that
 hieroglyphica: I even went as a homemade Shuffle Bot costume to one boozy Halloween
Dragonality: I went to a US college, I'm definitely not educated
Nickiatori: I am a scout leader and all of my scouts are younger than party rock anthem
 Mr_Horrible: he said the line, chat 
ItsThugDimmadome: @Nickiatori ow
 dumbo3k: No, but they are a fun-gi!
satyropodobny: joel gentrifying the neighborhood with his blood
 Mr_Horrible: "onthem"
Dragonality: Covers blown, abandon ship
 BrowneePointz: Pahty Rahk Ahntham
 HadesLeprechaun: not any more
 MolaMolaphant: I love their Bit of having the Party Rock Anthem, and then "Sorry for Party Rocking" and then broke up the band
 NotCainNorAbel: people keep fucking
 itira: hey man
Nickiatori: I was in scouts when party rock anthem came out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then there would be no ben
 adept_nekomancer: People being born?  In this economy?
 circusofkirkus: no, births stopped Dec 31, 1999
 Decaped: Adam is Child of man
 BrowneePointz: I'm Queer as fuck, my line IS ending with me
 Forlorgen: They broke the mold with adam
frank_the_great: Why bother after perfection?
 tr3ewitch88: You're all so young 😭 running around in your 20s an shit😅
 Mr_Horrible: that early, huh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're only a couple years away from the Children of Men timleline.
 JinaMahavira: Im free of this mortal coil
 circusofkirkus: Ben's a boomer
 Mr_Horrible: the age of 30 is in the chat
 BrowneePointz: Okay Wesley Snipes
 tr3ewitch88: I'm 36 ben!
frank_the_great: I'm 30 and single
 BrowneePointz: pay taxes "sometimes"
ItsThugDimmadome: 29 here.
 shendaras: (for legal purposes, that was a joke)
Nickiatori: is 30 2 better than 30 1 was?
 shushu2539: well, this game has a Children of men vibe
Mister_BlueSky: Listen, I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this right now.
 neisan2112: Hey once a year is sometimes
 Veshnikard: Adam and LeBron James on the same day, has to be the peak
 Darleysam: I turned 42 a week ago...
 Spacepup: 37 and feeling it every day.
 neisan2112: 31 in less than a month
 HadesLeprechaun: hey if the federal government is trying to halt all spending, why should I pay federal taxes?
 Mr_Horrible: that he's a poser
ayir: 
 Darleysam: did you put "say it back" in the message?
brutusq13: any recommendations for my 30th birthday on April 1st?
 0x6772: You are twink-sized relative to Lebron James, Adam.
 tr3ewitch88: He's rude?
Nickiatori: I just turned 28 last week and I dont fear aging
 MacbethSeemsSus: That he'd like you out of his house.
 NotCainNorAbel: he doesn't celebrate birthdays?
 YawnLance: I knew what Ben was thinking
 Makrosian_Tay: Adam you're my hero 
satyropodobny: I too have joined the covenant of the third decade two weeks ago
 itira: hes not dead ben
 LithelyUnshod: Knew it
ayir: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 hieroglyphica: All my years past like 27 have been better than the last
 0x6772: oh, woof
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
Nickiatori: BEN
ItsThugDimmadome: wooooooooow
 Spacepup: "Kobe's dead?"
 LithelyUnshod: Read you like a book Ben
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Mr_Horrible: good news, you don't have to!
 LithelyUnshod: This is true
 Spacepup: I like it though.
 adept_nekomancer: Wouldn't your third decade be your 20's though?
 Darleysam: sounds like something the Master Chief's gonna want to fight
 HadesLeprechaun: baby joel needs his bawttle
 0x6772: @satyropodobny Happy late birthday!
 tr3ewitch88: So raise your hand if you have unexplained back pain 🙋‍♀️ 🤣🥰
 Mr_Horrible: I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH T-
 Mr_Horrible: it really is
ayir: right down the roooooad
 neisan2112: @tr3ewitch88 
 0x6772: @adept_nekomancer Yes. Shhhhhh.
  Juliamon: Mine is very easily explained
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
drcthulu: bad posture
ItsThugDimmadome: Mine's just from bad form
 itira: must be nice Adam
 BrowneePointz: Your Unexplained Back Pain is either not enough activity or not enough stretching
 Mr_Horrible: yeah the explanation is that my posture is dogwater
 BrowneePointz: or Shrimping
 omdorastrix: Mine is explained - I'm over 40
satyropodobny: join the covenant we offer male pattern baldnes and bedtimes
 hieroglyphica: 🤷 always? but yes extra today
 0x6772: 3-43-78
Despoiler98: 3 43 78
 rosesmcgee: My back is full of bulging discs. It's awesome
drcthulu: it's explained you're over 30
 Makrosian_Tay: 3-43-78
 hieroglyphica: I think mine is I wasn't drinking enough water
 HadesLeprechaun: you keep all the notes on your person, can just pull it back out
frank_the_great: I forgot it
 varmintx0: don't worry, the back pain will come for you to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with back pain that is not easily explained or treated because I had genetic issues my parents refused to get surgically treated when I was a toddler must be nice
 lochnessseammonster: i had to take meds for my back for the first time today... it was humbling  
 betweenmyself: as someone approaching 43, everything randomly hurts on occasion 
frank_the_great: 7
mrbuzzfuzz: Ben do you have a moxfield?
 Nigouki: stealth in vidya games is traaaash
frank_the_great: OF?
mrbuzzfuzz: @frank_the_great if only
 BrowneePointz: Ben, with the Aetherdrift PPR on Friday, has the Tokyo Drift song been playing in your head on repeat?
OmnipotentTrevor: should you pre-reload?
 HadesLeprechaun: Ben gives the feet pics for free
 tr3ewitch88: That's so much
 Makrosian_Tay: All the cool kids are doing it
frank_the_great: Reverse psychology, smart
 hieroglyphica: Having an OF is a hell of a lot of engagement
 itira: Same Ben, sameee
 hieroglyphica: It's just too much work
 BrowneePointz: I have Ace Friends with OFs too. Also shout out to Sex Workers. Job ain't easy
 frameshifty: samesies
satyropodobny: alright but why do all mushroom zombies wear the same clothes
 Spacepup: Money could make me do a lot of things.
 DaxStrife: Sex is a silly thing, ace or not.
 Kramburger: Your pjeenis
 LithelyUnshod: https://moxfield.com/users/Bengineering
 Forlorgen: Only Feet ben get them thangs out there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Certain people do
 omdorastrix: Being sexy is kinda ridiculous from time to time - it's ok to giggle...
 shushu2539: 3-43-78
 frameshifty: lol weiner portrait session
 gamercat88: depends on the weiner
mrbuzzfuzz: I almost made one when I lost my job lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrbuzzfuzz Same
 Spacepup: "20$ is 20$"
 DaxStrife: Another, smaller safe.
 WiJohn: Wiener photo shoot
 tr3ewitch88: Is only fans all sexy stuff though?  I don't use it so no idea
 ghizmou: a photoshoot of weiner in costumes
 Kramburger: Al capone's vault
 0x6772: This is not intended as a brag: I'm 45, and my back only hurts (a very little bit, rarely) at the moment because I'm given to vagus syncope and scraped it against the cabinet handles under my sink last night. If you're 30+ and your joints started hurting, but you're otherwise healthy, I encourage you to be more active. Bike rather than drive. No need to go Lift, but maybe take up rock climbing. Move more. That's really all it takes.
drcthulu: *the safe is empty*
satyropodobny: there may be better sources of weiner photos, but they don't have 'this' hat
Nickiatori: woah 17 dollars!
 HadesLeprechaun: you'll find out later
 HadesLeprechaun: but you want em
 gamercat88: make a calendar of it
mrbuzzfuzz: would buy ahah
InconsiderateHat: @tr3ewitch88 It wasn't necessarily MADE for that, but it's how it tends to be used
gothtoesuckr: id buy that
 SnackPak_: no thanks
  Juliamon: it's all just Beej
Boon_33: holes?
 tehfewl: im sure we could pick out whos who
 circusofkirkus: privates of LRR
 betweenmyself: a month for every inch, eh?
 Kramburger: I feel like there's some where you'll know
 violetblight: weiners and more
 omdorastrix: WeinLRRs?
 BrowneePointz: And it's all Dachshunds
ShaneNeebus: onlybeej
 KV1NN4: but what if I need to know what brand of hotdogs you're using
satyropodobny: it's difficult to put a hat on a vulva
frank_the_great: Wieners* (more than wieners)
 rosesmcgee: Sell it alongside the body pillows
 adept_nekomancer: @ShaneNeebus [beejdrop noise]
 GreyThey: "WeinLRRs and Other Assorted Genitals 2025 Calendar:
 kimmibeans: I'm honestly just imagining a bunch of hot dogs with the condiments each LRR member prefers
 HadesLeprechaun: Ellie doesn't actually affect anything
 Forlorgen: Look at this friend I made
 MacbethSeemsSus: Aren't escort quests fun?
mrbuzzfuzz: PPR: Penis Picture Rotation calendar?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A Beejdrop OnlyFans Crapshot could be funny
 neisan2112: @0x6772 If it wasn't activly hostile to do so/everything insanley spread out I'd love to bike so much.
 omdorastrix: OnLRR's Fans?
 varmintx0: yeah, it was just a coincidence
 ButButTheJesus: I don't think Ellie can alert them
 0x6772: I mean: Ellie's immune, right? Just let her get bit.
 rosesmcgee: Ellie's like "I'm immune. You on your own"
mrbuzzfuzz: @omdorastrix lmao yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 Can't they still rip her apart
frank_the_great: ook ook
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, I'm pretty sure anyone following you will not aggro enemies.
 HadesLeprechaun: Ellie can walk directly in front of human enemies and wont attract them
mrbuzzfuzz: gottem hahah
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig Let's find out!
 BrowneePointz: this also is one of the first Hard Rooms
 lochnessseammonster:   
 0x6772: @neisan2112 Welcome to the war on cars!
 YawnLance: The wiener calendar is too powerful
thegiftedgrifter: Whatssl this about weiner engagement farms?
 NotCainNorAbel: time for fire?
mrbuzzfuzz: @thegiftedgrifter prepare for a LLR weiner calendar
OmnipotentTrevor: I think my strat was to cull the herd with stealth kills, but I can't remember 100%
 HadesLeprechaun: I like how on the reload, Joel just walks up to a random safe and opens it, and the people with you are just like "how...?"
  Juliamon: a t&a calendar but it's all actually photos of bent elbows
Boon_33: bottle them!
Boon_33: glass them
 betweenmyself: “I wouldn’t last three seconds.”  Just think about baseball 
 shushu2539: 3-43-78
 0x6772: @neisan2112 But more seriously: I'm said "bike" because it's what I do. Do what works for you: walk, run, swim. That whole "take your back medicine if you remember X" joke only hits because we've become so sedentary, societally (regardless of calendar age).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Or they call it T&A without specifying so they can submit a picture of anything that has the initials t and a
 tr3ewitch88: So many people would be screwed in a zombie outbreak...I got kids.
insomniacmonkey: Do better?
 HadesLeprechaun: so, I think the runners can see your flashlight
OmnipotentTrevor: safe save
 neisan2112: @0x6772 OH definitely, I'm just sad I can't bike places.
  Juliamon: run!
 lamina5432: this is why i stopped thvideo game
 SnackPak_: o7
insomniacmonkey: 
 TheAwkes: Have you tried simply not being bitten?
 Spacepup: Mods, feed that guy to the zombies.
mrbuzzfuzz: Have you guys ever heard of Jake and Joel are Magic? 
Dragonality: Yeah, I think I stopped around here. I seriously dislike stealth or die mechanics. Not 'gamer' enough lol
 0x6772: @neisan2112 I am also sad about that for you. (Where are you? I know bike advocacy folks in lots of North American and European places, in whose newsletters you might be interested.)
 CaptainSpam: All these infected, just having a fun time in here, minding their own business, and then you come by and...
mrbuzzfuzz: would love you guys to meet at chicago
 HadesLeprechaun: that was almost "pick up bottle, knock over whole shelf of bottles"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Define fast food
insomniacmonkey: 100
 MacbethSeemsSus: But the bit
 0x6772: wait wait - subway zone?
 lochnessseammonster: subway is the only restaurant
 Decaped: Subway is chill to work at tho.
Mister_BlueSky: Could've said Arby's.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it have to be a chain or can I pick the local place that is fast food but it is local vietnamese
 Orxolon: Wendy
 Kramburger: I've done subway, mixing up the seafood extender haunts me to this day
Dragonality: In n Out. I don't care for the food, but I heard they pay decent.
mrbuzzfuzz: Wendys is bae
 DaxStrife: Subway first pick, A&W second.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, what pays highest
 JusticeJuice: A&W, or Quizno's
 tr3ewitch88: I just make my own subs
drcthulu: so would tacobell
 Mr_Horrible: the "Jevil"
 SnackPak_: 
 Mr_Horrible: there's like 3
drcthulu: there are
Mai_Andra: The only A&W around here is combined with a KFC.
mrbuzzfuzz: kfc actually became really good!
 HadesLeprechaun: I went to A&W recently and at least where I live the quality TANKED. Got a chili cheese dog and it was just awful
 enbycephalopod: there are like 200 left
 enbycephalopod: quiznos
 LeokadiaBosko: There's a Quizno's just down the road from me in Seattle
 LithelyUnshod: I worked at Wendy's for a whole month. Never again
drcthulu: I have a 2 for 1 deal on my uber eat for quiznos
hackingducks: quiznopes
 SnackPak_: the subwayverse grows
 tr3ewitch88: I really don't know if I could work at a fast food chain.  I did work at a delli
 Fanklok: Quiz NOs
 dumbo3k: It's rusty
frank_the_great: The death of Quiznos ruined the alphabet game for car trips
NimrodXIV: too rusty
 dumbo3k: might get Tetnus
 Darleysam: "oh I'll go back and get that ladder we literally just used"
 adept_nekomancer: "We climbed around an abandoned building, but this truck is pretty big."
 brainbosh: "Throw me!"
drcthulu: it has to break the skin
  Juliamon: no chance Joel's gotten his TDAP in the last 20 years
BrunchMansley: "You're gonna have to toss me"
 0x6772: It's just the spores, Adam.
 brainbosh: the eggs are in the teeth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Any bodily fluid?
 kimmibeans: Not necessarily depending on the necessary route of entry
 0x6772: The blood, apparently, has no spores.
 Forlorgen: they might not produce spores yet
Mai_Andra: but it's fungus.  wouldn't you get infected just breathing near them?
 shendaras: 
 Spacepup: It does seem a real bad idea to choke someone out and get your bicep right up in their face when a bite could infect you.
 Mr_Horrible: make a reel, brother
brutusq13: make video game that's just screaming
 rosesmcgee: @Mai_Andra I was just typing that
 varmintx0: I feel like that is an achievable goal.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra I think so, and wouldn't you need to burn anything you were wearing near them?
 dumbo3k: Pistol whips to the head a pretty lethal, or at the very least, very debilitating
 kimmibeans: It probably needs to be directly into the blood stream, so a bite or needle prick
mrbuzzfuzz: its very close to noises you hear on OF
 0x6772: Wait, Ben, stop pushing that crate, let's let Adam get his death screams in the clear.
 Mr_Horrible: no shot that would move that smoothly
 betweenmyself: “Adam Savadan, reading for dying zombie…  AAAAUGH!” 
 YawnLance: Bodily fluids, huh?
drcthulu: don't boink the zombies
 Mr_Horrible: their bodily fluids comingling with theirs I think
  Juliamon: make the wounds kiss
insomniacmonkey: No more calendar then. 
 Darleysam: don't let the zombie spit in your  mouth
mrbuzzfuzz: docking?
 lochnessseammonster: don't get cut 
 Mr_Horrible: so no raw-dogging
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, so not having facial coverings so very bad
 kimmibeans: Yes, you should, but Joel has plot armor
 HadesLeprechaun: loading screen, Ben
 tr3ewitch88: ADAM.....BEN!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Definitely not hiding a loading screen
 Mr_Horrible: "Spoiler alert, Joel has to pull a lot
 shushu2539: the truck wall didn't stop them?
 Mr_Horrible: buh dum tish
Mai_Andra: "you got someone on your shoe"
 0x6772: Crafting!
 DaxStrife: I've seen EDC videos like this.
 Orxolon: hahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: Joel on HSC
 Mr_Horrible: "Ooooh look at me, I'm a gun"
 betweenmyself: I load my guns, then I pit them barrel to barrel so it looks lime they’re kissing 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So modifying your hands?
 adept_nekomancer: Gotta upgrade your hand.
 NotCainNorAbel: finger exercises
 Mr_Horrible: re-chambers faster
drcthulu: bump stock
 WiJohn: Smear "parts" on it
 brainbosh: cycling action
 lochnessseammonster: lube
 xVoxtric: How fast the firing pin resets and strike another round
 Dalrint: Video games!
 kimmibeans: Magic
 DaxStrife: Better striker and/or springs.
 paulthemapguy: This buff infuses the protagonist with caffeine so he can pull the trigger faster
 Mr_Horrible: gotta cycle the bullet casings
 dumbo3k: probably something to do with oiling up the action, stronger spring maybe?
 betweenmyself: you put some more screws in using needle nose pliers, just like the game
Dragonality: As someone who knows nothing about guns, let me explain:
 lochnessseammonster: 
Dragonality: Magic
 MolaMolaphant: but actually, add lube, so that it can cycle more quickly. It'd be graphite? not silicone
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait who did you pay to upgrade?
 tehfewl: you do have to lube your guns
 brainbosh: Spent too much time reading chat lol
 Mr_Horrible: congrats lochness you've learned how to direct Adam's eyes
Dragonality: Thank you
 YawnLance: Magic (lube)
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyHotPineappleCeilingCat-gdipEr1DVEgAaTQC
 rosesmcgee: Science
 Fanklok: You work with a guns guy
 7gorobei: you can tweak it by changing springs
frank_the_great: Busty
Mai_Andra: I'm sure Alex has thoughts
 paulthemapguy: by succulent you mean sucky
 Mr_Horrible: "Charles turn that tutorial off, that guy is full of shit"
 omdorastrix: You can make your own explanation, with blackjack and other things...
 HadesLeprechaun: "I demand a new explanation" that's what like, Pharoahs would say to their magicians
drcthulu: berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who likes berries and cream
Mai_Andra: why is that one hiding behind its pedestal...
frank_the_great:  
 Mr_Horrible: Tell the others what you saw this day Dr Franklin
 paulthemapguy: If one of them was Lincoln or Kennedy that would have felt extra wrong
 tr3ewitch88: But isn't it called greasing your gun?🤣
 DaxStrife: Nah, he owned slaves, waste Jefferson.
 Mr_Horrible: looks like a John Adams
 rosesmcgee: Get behind Lincoln. I wanna re-enact something
 fcloud: adam just shooting plaster busts like bullets are free
 omdorastrix: This shop is kind-of a bust
 Fanklok: Name one president that isn't on money
 Trahas: For some canadians you sure know a lot of the founding fathers and presidents of america
 dumbo3k: Boston is pretty big on their busts on various revolutionary peoples
 Darleysam: "OW"
 Mr_Horrible: "AWOOOOGA!"
 ButButTheJesus: OURGH
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam just quietly says "ow"
 paulthemapguy: YAH AIN
mrbuzzfuzz: again, death screems close to noises you hear on OF lol
 Mr_Horrible: "ayy!"
 neisan2112: Perfect
 itira: 
 Makrosian_Tay: Perfect no notes
Dragonality: Game developers, take note
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ButButTheJesus: waow
 tr3ewitch88: That girl who hit her hip on the bed post
 paulthemapguy: Shakira as Kirby?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I don't think Mahershala Ali is gonna get to play him in this timeline either
 neisan2112: Yeah Snipes wasn't acting, he's actually just Blade irl
 jamesinor: Wesley Snipes exists in every world
 paulthemapguy: Kirby eats Shakira, goes "lalay lalay"
 WiJohn: Trapped like rodentia!
  Juliamon: these floors should be creaking so badly
Dragonality: The can't find me hiding if I simply don't hide
 NotCainNorAbel: at the end of the day his legs are going to feel it with all of the duck walking
BrindleBoar: bri
 paulthemapguy: we need a knee pain meter that fills to critical after walking like this for some time
 tr3ewitch88: Tess
greenday61892: the noises you make when you make a shot
 Nigouki: PILLS HERE
 LithelyUnshod: Oooh, Friday Nights Kickstarter email...
 Makrosian_Tay: @notcainnorabel I think about that sometimes. Like, every stealth game protagonist must be soooo caked up because all they're doing is crouch walking for 7 straight days
 fcloud: @paulthemapguy i'm thinking 3-5 seconds
greenday61892: wait wtf
greenday61892: how did i end up in this shtream
greenday61892: lol
Mai_Andra: got the hiccups
 paulthemapguy: I planted a portal
 VeryBadLifeChoices: party rocked too hard woke up 12 years later
 Mr_Horrible: AGAIN
 Fanklok: QUEER MAGNETO
VigorishG: They can only hear right?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam vs The Door
 Mr_Horrible: a classic bout
 BusTed: 
 Nigouki: the quite and quick way
BrindleBoar: 
 adept_nekomancer: The spicy bottle claims another victim.
frank_the_great: Fire move
 tr3ewitch88: Well
 0x6772: def cooked
 fcloud: then ellie burned to death the end
 rosesmcgee: Light a man a fire and he's warm for a day...
 itira: 
 HadesLeprechaun: the fully transformer cordyceps guys can only hear, these runner-types can still see
 Mr_Horrible: "Zombie crashout, chat was this justified?"
 paulthemapguy: that guy needs some lotion, he's all ashy
 ButButTheJesus: teh gorl
Mai_Andra: it's fairly close to the end of this chapter, i think...
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Mr_Horrible: "ow, my solar plexus!" - that zombie
 Nigouki: ian_noise.wav
 ButButTheJesus: owwww!
 fcloud: "mind if i CRAFT you a few questions?" -- ben, probably
 paulthemapguy: lmao @Nigouki
 tr3ewitch88: I still want mine to be the girl that hit her hip on the bedpost.
 Mr_Horrible: wee ben
loufghyslaufey: Wow. They're cutting it there
 lamina5432: gnight
 shendaras: 
 kimmibeans: Well, I think this is the first Let's Nope in a long time where the game may actually give me nightmares
mrbuzzfuzz: night daddy! 
 NotCainNorAbel: feet dangling
 paulthemapguy: Judge! What's a mutual fund?
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 tr3ewitch88: Thank you guys for another fantastic stream
 tr3ewitch88:      
 Mr_Horrible: free them
 RatherLargeToad: 
 itira: 
 ButButTheJesus: frogs begone!
 RatherLargeToad: Still here
NeoGabi: Thank you for streaming today!
 Mr_Horrible: gotta go on a quest to find the missing shipment
mrbuzzfuzz: can we suggest a board game?
 dumbo3k: I would be shook
 Mr_Horrible: "Salutations, fuckers!"
 paulthemapguy: hahahaha
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: Oki Oki Thright Club
Mai_Andra: i kind of hope he sees this and just does that in the intro
 itira: BEN!
 Ferisar: the fart of us part 1
 Ferisar: oh you're done
 Mr_Horrible: Damn, dude
 lochnessseammonster:  
DistractedMOSFET: she gotta kick your ass
 underhill33: Benjamin...
 paulthemapguy: you cook yourself lol
 SnackPak_: ok, thats fair
 Mr_Horrible: WHOLETHIMCOOK
 0x6772: Just let Ben cook, Adam!
NeoGabi: Valid
 itira: you know what. Ben has a point, i make appointments for my partner too
 ButButTheJesus: as a struggler with keeping up witht hings, I can appreciate that
 Nigouki: Zods
 Mr_Horrible: Zoid
 Nigouki: *zoids
 paulthemapguy: Tyrann(osaurus)
 neisan2112: Ah zoids
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 paulthemapguy: Birds are small dinosaurs
 Mr_Horrible: okay Peepaw let's get you to bed
 MolaMolaphant: probably a beetle, tbh
 BusTed: 
Mai_Andra: they have literal dinosaurs also
 jamesinor: Adam about to start talking about featherless bipeds
 Mr_Horrible: gotta play fast
NeoGabi: They do have actual dinosaurs, yeah.
 Mr_Horrible: le bazaar
 tr3ewitch88: I have so much anxiety so my partner does a lot for me not gonna lie 😅
 itira: yikers
  Juliamon: BZR
 Mr_Horrible: yeeesh
 0x6772: So, like $13 USD, then?
 ButButTheJesus: ooh Xmen!
 Mr_Horrible: "Charles, I need meter!"
 BusTed: "Oourrraaaghh!"
Blakemcm: oh man gimme gimme
 ButButTheJesus: put Cyclops in Rivals you cowards
Blakemcm: magneto! relive your childhood!
 itira: HAA wtfff
mrbuzzfuzz: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: "Charles! Did you eat all my eggs, Charles?"
 jamesinor: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think it's time for bed
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why does he sound like Bane
mrbuzzfuzz: thats his sex name for him
 tr3ewitch88: Nope 
Mai_Andra: The Vanisher's real name was Telford E. Porter.   He's a teleporter.
 Darleysam: o7
 Kramburger: Looks like the sauce ran out
 itira: thanks for the stream! Have a good night everyone!
 ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
 tr3ewitch88: Thanks Adam and ben
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads 
 YawnLance: Nah we're stuck here
 0x6772: Love you too, Adam!
 itira: you cant get rid of us
 tr3ewitch88:    
 Mr_Horrible: I'm codependent at this point
 Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream guys! You rock!
 SnackPak_: we put up with it
 shendaras: 
mrbuzzfuzz: 100%
 varmintx0: abusive relationship
 lochnessseammonster: no we're not 
insomniacmonkey: Just like my parents
 dumbo3k: Negging us is our kink
Mai_Andra: There it is - wieners and dillholes
 DEATHlikescats: peak tsundere
 MacbethSeemsSus: And Manifesto out
 Orxolon: g night every1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good night! Got all my cat's nails trimmed cduring that last stretch but good stream!
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