Garbage Day || WATCH+PLAY

 KakuEpsilon: It's so quiet between streams, weird.
 SnackPak_: 
 TheAwkes: 🗑️⌚
 Jedi_Master_Zell: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In chat or in the actual stream?
 KakuEpsilon: 
 KakuEpsilon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Chat.
 Creideiki_SE: 
  Juliamon: It is not quiet here. Boo is doing the thing where she drops her voice a pitch to emphasize how awful she feels that we're ignoring her.
Metric_Furlong: it will soon be time for garbage day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Here neither, one of my cats just got mega zoomies and is skidding about
  Juliamon: (she already got her afternoon wet food but she wants more of it)
 KakuEpsilon: Oh is that why? I thought it was because everyone has to do extreme squats to brace themselves for Garbage Day's horrors.
  Juliamon: (and she can't be bothered to actually lick the bowl clean)
  Foxmar320: Hello
 KakuEpsilon: Hi Hello Foxmar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Foxmar!
  Foxmar320: 
 LostThePirate: Heya Chat. I'm ready to see some Garbage today.
 KakuEpsilon: That's a good fox
  Foxmar320: I need some garbage today.
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
 KakuEpsilon: Is that what we're calling cats now
  Juliamon: speaking of garbage, how about that TCG Pocket trading huh
 SnackPak_: it could be anything inside the box, even another box!
 LostThePirate: Boo LRRBot, that's why we're asking you, so it isn't a mystery anymore 
  Foxmar320: Yeah the TCG Pocket trading system is... yikes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
  Juliamon: it's Wonder Pick with even LESS agency
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (1s from now).
 red_shoes_jeff: !next
  Foxmar320: Heard you liked timers so we added more timers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was so close!
 KakuEpsilon: @SnackPak_ Not since the incident.
  Juliamon: and more currency!
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot how is that bad advice
  Foxmar320: It feels like Bungie designed it somehow lol
  Juliamon: how many currencies is that now?
 warpstonewarlock: Wait, that was supposed to be a bad advice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is "Learn from Heather" in the advice 
 baltimore_667083: @Thefluffiestguineapig only one way to find out
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Escape the cheesecake.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
  LRRbot: Cure a dead man of his peanut allergy.
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: Steam-pressin' your Calvins!
ThrinagaBattleheart: Twitch... Please stop eating my messages
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That phrase got me
  Foxmar320: @Juliamon All of them
ThrinagaBattleheart: !advice
 SnackPak_:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Steam pressing your calvins"
 baltimore_667083:      
  Foxmar320:  
  Juliamon: We have garbage sign!
 KakuEpsilon: @warpstonewarlock Oh trust me, learning from Beej is always bad advice. So many Noodle Incidents are caused by that
  Foxmar320: Refresh for garbage
 KBKarma: noot noot
 LilyOfTheVeil666:      
 baltimore_667083: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Hello Kitty is a human girl? And she's British!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
 Strebenherz:   
 L0rdX33n: woo!
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Jethrain: garbanzo day???
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 neisan2112: TRASH TRASH TRASH!!!
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt:   
 neisan2112:    
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 arcaneIllumination: 107 months! so close to 9 years!
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 SymphonySolstice: gyarbage dyay!
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 warpstonewarlock: It's garbage time!
 KBKarma: If our hosts could delay by uhhhh fifteen minutes, that would be great. Gotta run down for my meds in 7 minutes.
 NightValien28: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT
Cheese_Hammer:   
 NightValien28: got here in time
 NightValien28: p
 KBKarma: *Metaphorically* run, I hasten to add.
 red_shoes_jeff:     
  Foxmar320: Just in time for hot garbage
  Juliamon: KBKarma Good news, you have sub welcomes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon And also general chatting time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And potential game breakage
 KBKarma: Neato. That should give me all the time I need. Thanks, @Juliamon and @Thefluffiestguineapig .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cheese_Hammer Three of those in sequence is unsettling
 baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a silverfish!
  Juliamon: because... the sub welcomes broke last stream, it cut off at io_Otter for some reason
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LRRbot that's not treasure
 KBKarma: Wait, aren't the sub welcomes at the end traditionally?
 arcaneIllumination: @Thefluffiestguineapig Searching doesn't mean you'll find it.
  Foxmar320: Silverfish you say? 
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 lamina5432: afternoon lrrsfolk
 KBKarma: We've got a minor silverfish issue here.
 wordnerdify: Ciao, all
 KBKarma: @lamina5432 o/
ThrinagaBattleheart: !searchfortreasure
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ThrinagaBattleheart: !advice
 KakuEpsilon: Nah, that Silverfish is an adult.
jordorowsky subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 jordorowsky: Oh boy it's garbage day!
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  Texan_Reverend: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
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 BigDaddyBland87:  
 kristian_fischer: Don't know why I figure W+P would be on hiatus while Alex was in The Zone, but glad it's not.
  Foxmar320: I don't believe you
DideRobot: LRR: Graham & Alex are here and they've brought awful games. It's WATCH+PLAY! | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113913895967069733
 warpstonewarlock: @LRRbot ok, this IS a bad advice
 neisan2112:   
ThrinagaBattleheart: 
Dyllbert: Garbage time!
 KBKarma: I thought for a moment that they'd done a new opening.
Unas84 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 84 months!
 Unas84: the number! it did the thing!
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ThrinagaBattleheart: The intro actually worked this time 
 Strebenherz: still a classic banger
 KV1NN4: gorbj!
  Foxmar320: Hello hello
 KBKarma: Look, it's Watch and his buddy Play!
 wordnerdify: howdy, howdy
  Texan_Reverend: Greetings, folks!
Artificer_Evan: HI
 baltimore_667083: hi graham! hi alex!
 Brozard: I'm watching! You're playing!
 Strebenherz: Only good game as a treat
 bytecaster: Hi hi!
 warpstonewarlock: Hello Graham, hello Alex!
 SymphonySolstice: hi graham, hi again alex
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 TheDangerWaffle: sowwy
  Foxmar320: Real bad
 MehallD: hello folks
ThrinagaBattleheart: Games Of Opposite Quality From The Bad Internet
 Drasvin: Hello internet people
  Texan_Reverend: But generally not _good_ bad like Stalker.
Wonderdoc: Happy garbage day everyone
  Foxmar320: !patreon
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 GhassanPL: дивитися і грати!
  Foxmar320: !prime
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 red_shoes_jeff: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL! (aggressive beatboxing)
  Foxmar320: !store
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 KBKarma: !alex
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 lirazel64: Graham has a config
 leandertnb: Yay, garbage day!
 Unas84: with a bit of 'luck' there'll be a stalker rip-off ... ? ... "stalk'em" ?
  Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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megadrivers: can I get some uhhhhhhhhh garbage?
 KakuEpsilon: Maybe we'll get a Stalker Inspired game today Alex.
 Sorator13: *we* did this?
  Foxmar320: Wizard chat?
 Unas84: coaster printing isn't what it used to be, WotC cheapening everything!
 RubikDarkwill: Oh, there you are second Graham. Goodbye second stram
 SymphonySolstice: wizards of the coasters.....
EvilBadman: Probably iris of ether's fault
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Wizards of the coasters?
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 L0rdX33n: cause wizards are awesome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have told two different people this week about you guys!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That'll happen with your foil coasters
 red_shoes_jeff: Coasters of the Wiz
  Juliamon: !ppr
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 jonnykefka: Thanks for the garbage!
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shamblingkrenshar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
 shamblingkrenshar: Garbage day, fellow Stalker.
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Artificer_Evan: it is nice to catch this live
  Foxmar320: I might actually be around for a PPR for once!
 CaptainSpam: Driftin' on that aether!
 Creideiki_SE: Not Ætherdrift?
Artificer_Evan: Guests!! HYPE!!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: We're so back!
  Juliamon: Creideiki_SE They got rid of the ligature years ago
 Garfman314: eeeeeeeetherdrift
 LostThePirate: Congrats on getting the new Wizards PPR contract settles before the first PPR of the year this year 
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 Strebenherz: good start
 Brozard: Gaming PC is protesting
 Creideiki_SE: @Juliamon Truly a typographical catastrophe.
 wench_tacular: no signal, my favourite
Artificer_Evan: @LostThePirate that is nice too
  Foxmar320: From zero to BROKE
NimrodXIV: No Signal? We've played that before
Wonderdoc: No signal, IVe heard good reviews
 jonnykefka: this is better than most W+P games
 shamblingkrenshar: I'm glad the Æ is gone. It was painful to search for.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the game break the setup?
 KBKarma: bbiab. Keep it broken for another five minutes!
ThrinagaBattleheart: You WISH it was Balatro Alex 
 SymphonySolstice: not like this!
Artificer_Evan: @Foxmar320 new record
 VeryBadLifeChoices: censored for our protection
 Unas84: the sagnil it broke
 TheDangerWaffle: oop
 Jedi_Master_Zell: There was a game on Watch and Play that looked like this once.
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh, we're playing No Signal again.
 KakuEpsilon: Also, uh, reminder to Friday Nights Backers, an email was sent out to finalize your addresses and chat name for the credits.
 niccus: we should totally play balala
 wench_tacular: #blamejames
 Strebenherz: Has there been a watch+play game to date, that crashed the computer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We haven't had a game break the setup this fast in a while
  Foxmar320: Is this the fastest something broke on W+P?
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: the game was so bad the computer REFUSED
 korvys: #BlameJames?
epsilon_vee: i've missed you test pattern 
 Mnemonicman: 
thebuzzstreams: I come into Garbage Day to see No Signal. Everything is right with the world
 L0rdX33n: Is this the original No Signal or the remake?
 LurkerSpine: 100 HOLD
 jonnykefka: !paul
 shamblingkrenshar: So garbage the stream resigned
 SymphonySolstice: did he change the channel?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PAUL
 Strebenherz: PFT
 DaxStrife: Sooooo more Stalker?
 red_shoes_jeff: PAAAAUL!
 Sorator13: the game was so bad, the stream rejected it?
 wench_tacular: go on
 MehallD: light the Paul signal! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We require assistance!
 ryuhimora: Light the Paul signal
 warpstonewarlock: The garbage is strong today
 baltimore_667083: go on
 EricTheOrange: so hows stalkin' going Alex?
 raulghoulia: again!?
  Foxmar320: Oh ive heard this story 
 SymphonySolstice: a classic
 Unas84: so a regular Saturday so far, continue..
  Foxmar320: !alex
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 TheDangerWaffle: sure
 Strebenherz: Spaceshipping is great
Wonderdoc: Go on, do tell
 Jedi_Master_Zell: That's why the dogs were chasing you.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Garbage so strong it broke Paul's setup
 jonnykefka: I missed the stalker stream earlier, just how bad WAS that blowout?
WudenHed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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 Strebenherz: Meowthusla lives rent free in my brain okay
 baltimore_667083: hi paul!
 wench_tacular: hi paul
thebuzzstreams: Helooooo
 Brozard: Paul exudes his aura
epsilon_vee: hashtag blame james
 red_shoes_jeff: Paul!
 SymphonySolstice: hi paul 
 NotCainNorAbel: Hi paul
 Strebenherz: Hi paul!
  Foxmar320: Paul is a wizard
 wordnerdify: Hi Paul!
EvilBadman: Paul walked in like he was in the Royal Rumble
 DigitalSeahorse: hi Paul
 red_shoes_jeff: HI!
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 Strebenherz:   
 baltimore_667083: hi james!
 accountmadeforants:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz And now mine too, I'm genuinely happy about that
 MehallD: Watch+Paul
 wordnerdify: Hi James!
 iris_of_ether:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Ashmantle: 
 Drasvin: 
 JadedCynic: Heya (I was busy troublshooting my dad's laptop  )
Jericu: why did he walk in like that
Invitare: 🦀
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh good James. We needed someone to blame
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt:   
 RubikDarkwill:   
sneakiesttuna subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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 Jedi_Master_Zell: 
 Mathwyn: No! More crab!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 jonnykefka: Paul AND James? wow this is really messed
 Astra7525: When was the last tiem W&P had this many guests
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astra7525 Never
 red_shoes_jeff: Hi James! 
 wench_tacular: vamp for time
  Foxmar320: Do you want a honest answer Graham?
 SymphonySolstice: the kids sitting here watching dad fix the xbox
 Strebenherz: Off work, and the weather is NOT freezing for once!
thebuzzstreams: All we need is Ben to show up and we'll know the system is well and proper bricked
 TheMerricat: When they did the rereplay of Prayer Warriors?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WAIt, I forgot about Deus Ex Machina 2
 ArmondoSC: have you tried turning it off and back on agian?
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 Knitting_Goblin: No Signal - always a good sign
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 Greyah: I love how the position of the greenscreen and colors and stuff makes it look like Graham can hide behind the pink bar.
 maestrith:  +  = 
 Dromos_GHG: watch+play+wait+blame
ArcadeEngineer: hi! i'm using my sudden free time to look up pictures of slipper lobsters
 CaptainSpam: 20!
 Brozard: Happy 20th Anniversary!
  Juliamon: well, KBKarma you got your delay
  Foxmar320: Thats something at least
 Strebenherz: OH GOD ALEX
 ryuhimora: Alex
 wench_tacular:  
 baltimore_667083: ALEX
 CaptainSpam:  Happy 20th anniversary!
 BigDaddyBland87: It's LRR's 20th Anniversary!!!!
thebuzzstreams: TEETH!
 warpstonewarlock: ALEX!
 Mathwyn: Nice smile alex
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 JadedCynic: WHY Alex???
 TheDangerWaffle: LMAOOOOO
  Foxmar320: ALEX 
kusinohki: meows
 Ashmantle:  
 baltimore_667083:  
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this is exactly the kind of riveting content I love from LRR 
 neisan2112:  
 RealGamerCow: don;'t like that
 SnackPak_: 
 Strebenherz:  
 MalFnord: yay?
 SymphonySolstice:  
 Drasvin:  
 Sergue_Thorien: Paul!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mathwyn: Better wash that mouth alex
 Creideiki_SE: It's been a while since we got a LRRTech stream.
 Sergue_Thorien: James!
 Ravage2002: Games are so crappy even the computer don't wan't  to play them anymore
 MehallD: pop'n music Lively
  Foxmar320: Thank you James and Paul!
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 red_shoes_jeff: T E E T H
ThrinagaBattleheart: Brush the Mouthole
NimrodXIV: It's LRR's 20th Anniversary!
 wordnerdify: Goodbye James and Paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul and James and best!!!
 Mathwyn: Road
  Foxmar320: ROAD
 baltimore_667083: road
 warpstonewarlock: ROAD
 SymphonySolstice: ROAD
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: #ThankPaul
 Sorator13: we're professionals!
 bytecaster: ROAD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
  Juliamon: Oh, right into it
 baltimore_667083: ROAD
ThrinagaBattleheart: ROAD 
  Foxmar320: oh good just right into it
 RealGamerCow: HAH
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
 margieargie: Road huh?  Any quests in this game?
 korvys: SAVE ME
 Brozard: Incredible
 Kentosaurus: off to a great start
thebuzzstreams: SAVE ME
 Thefluffiestguineapig: welp
 SymphonySolstice: good start good start
 Garfman314: very cormack mcarthy
 iris_of_ether:    
  Foxmar320: Oh! So it's driving in Florida simulator
 Dromos_GHG: aetherdrift tie-in?
 TheDangerWaffle: lmao
 Shparky2197: Hi friends, it's Garbage Day!
 Brozard: B-B-B-Banger!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh god, it FMV
 red_shoes_jeff: WAKE ME UP!
 jonnykefka: Thanks Paul for making this possible
 BusTed: This reminds me of those handheld digital LED games
 Sorator13: Oh, I didn't realize we were doing lrrmans already
 korvys: Oh, it's one of them subway surfers
 DaxStrife: Oh man, it's overlaid over an actual road video.
 RealGamerCow: this is an attempt
 Unas84: the game brings the ROAD, you have to supply the RAGE yourself, I'm guessing ...
 AugmentingPath: the way the objects interact with the background is quite something
 TheDangerWaffle: oh god
 JadedCynic: ah, the prminent indie developer "Not-Armor-Games" 
Reecer6: kinda love that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, I'm trying to read the signs
  Juliamon: billboard about IBS?
Voidhawk42: Is this like one of those shitty mobile runners I keep getting ads for??
kassbjames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 kassbjames: A Wednesday of regret, so let's get at it!  Thanks Paul & James for getting the regret to work
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 MehallD: Does this count as an FMV game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where in Illinois is this?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: YUP
 Brozard: We call this "Driving to MagicCon Chicago"
thebuzzstreams: Wait, where's the AI reading reddit stories?
 KakuEpsilon: HotJams?
ButterBall000: !uptime
 jonnykefka: OH YES
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:12.
 GhassanPL: Densha De Car
 CouldntPickAUsername: I dig the music
 Unas84: heck yeah
 Kentosaurus: this was filmed in the volume, like the mandalorian
 Alness49: So this is technically a FMV game?
 TheMerricat: That's what we had before Gameboys Alex. 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 3d and taped cars
 Gekyouryuu: That's why it's called a VIDEO game, Alex
 Brozard: Oh, I know exactly where this is
nostra83 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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 baltimore_667083: could be gary indiana
 wench_tacular: new geoguesser mode
 KBKarma: Right, back. What are game and why steam? And like everything else?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, I assume this is central, I'm trying to determine how far south
 jonnykefka: That could be literally anywhere in the midwest, but 94 west and 270 north? probably IL
 Nenluen: i294?
epsilon_vee: now we just need a person in the shot moving a steering wheel in a way no real driver would
itsaysTRUENO: RTX ON
 3cbb: classic w&p game 10 second music loop
 JadedCynic: this is actually a little interesting, but yeah...
 SymphonySolstice: I kinda love this AR vibe
  Foxmar320: It's not lined up either
 Brozard: This is the highway in Indiana going west into Illinois
 Nigouki: spoiler: you're actually remotely operating a "self-driving" car
  Juliamon: Wind Creek Casino
 kristian_fischer: Look out for Psychotronic Man coming the other way.
 TheAwkes: An instant classic.
 Brozard: That damn dude with the pompadore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jonnykefka There was a sign saying "To Chicago"
 Strebenherz: it's unique
 Brozard: THAT GUY
 CouldntPickAUsername: ok what happens if you drive into one of the cars in the video
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close and so far
 Brozard: RIGHT THERE
 Strebenherz: THE TRUCK PEELER
 Unas84: love how chat immediately went to play GeoGuessr with the footage XD
 cheetoJack: If we could get to an exit sign we could pinpoint this
 jonnykefka: @Thefluffiestguineapig There's a sign in Pennsylvania that says "Maine", that means nothing
 JadedCynic: oh, 10'8"?
 Nenluen: oh yeah, i droe this almost everyday
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 11'8
 SymphonySolstice: The Can Opener
Aenir798: Oh that one
 niccus: reverse truck dismount
 margieargie: North Carolina
 Kentosaurus: 11'8"
 offbeatwitch: it's in Durham, NC
 SalmirAeon: Can Opener Bridge!
 SymphonySolstice: 12'4" now
 iris_of_ether: There's a website!
 jonnykefka: Storrow Drive?
 orangeceltic71: The footage is from right near our house! It is Rt 90 just outside of Chicago.
 baltimore_667083: 11 foot 8 in durham
 jordorowsky: Durham NC
itsaysTRUENO: it eats rental trucks all day
 red_shoes_jeff: I've seen that one.
megadrivers: goated bridge cam
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  Foxmar320: Yeah ive seen video of the bridge.
 djalternative: G, this is in Indiana on the way to Chicago
Tehbeard: Ah the canopener
 Octonomicon: I was thinking Storrow Drive
Reecer6: munster? germany looks different than i remember
 Crokoking: what does the "save me" do when you crash?
 baltimore_667083: it is
 AugmentingPath: 11' 8" + 6"
 TheMerricat: https://11foot8.com/
 SymphonySolstice: they raised the bridge but it STILL gets some trucks
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kusinohki: I think I've driven on this interstate
Jethrain: new character?
Sliibee: They lowered the road under it
 arcaneIllumination: It still opens some
 MehallD: a Glasgow bus got can-openered a few months back, brutal
Sliibee: Twice
DaveUncreative: We've got one of those in Melbourne
 korvys: Under a train line, over a sewer line
 Blip2004: signs, lights, height bars and barriers can't stop people from slamming into it
gnomebot1: it's now 12' 6"
 CouldntPickAUsername: can you hit the truck with the trailer?
 margieargie: They made it to turn red if a tall truck shows up, which means the drivers gun it to make it through before it turns and then hit the bridge
 Strebenherz: https://11foot8.com/
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: They set it up so that if it detects a truck it'll change the light red in the hope that the driver will read all the signs...but then drivers just speed up to make it through before the light changes
  Foxmar320: It just rips trucks open it's amazing
 JadedCynic: you get people who rent u-haul trucks and just use GPS because they don't know the local area, and don't know to avoid it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck are those clouds/spaceships
 TheMerricat: Durham, North Carolina
 red_shoes_jeff: This game... kinda rules, in its own way.
 KBKarma: Oh lord, I just noticed that there are cars *in the background*
 NightValien28: the entire UI is hurting me
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 Unas84: bahahahaha
 Its_VeeBot: Just paint a Wiley Coyote tunnel on it
 SnackPak_: art
 Sorator13: They have made MANY changes to try to prevent trucks from destroying themselves
 BusTed: awkward
 JadedCynic: so it becomes WORSE 
 Ravage2002: at least the music is good
 wishiwassleeping: we have one in Louisville, Ky. we call it the can opener
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 Sorator13: including a sign that lights up and says you're too tall, you have to turn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So everything about the civic design is just worse then
  Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic Yeah U-Haul trucks are not the problem
 3cbb: and those truck drivers are the average person you share the road with everywhere else that doesn't have a comedically low bridge
DevInsanity: There is also a giant flashing sign telling you that you're too tall though
MaygeKyatt: That bridge is about 20 mines away from where I live! …I should really go find it sometime
ThrinagaBattleheart: Change the light so it becomes Boneathan
Wonderdoc: does this game have a goal?
 SymphonySolstice: there's a GIANT sign that says "OVERSIZED, TURN RIGHT" and they don't read it
 iris_of_ether: I ended up seeing a train trestle eat a truck as a kid, and it was taller than the 11'8" bridge
 korvys: I kinda want Alex to just hug one side and see how far it goes
 niccus: this is probably accurate to chicago freeways
 journojared: Melbourne Australia has the Monatgue St bridge https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/
 SquareDotCube: The 11'8"+8" bridge is in Durham, NC, which is also home to Duke University
 CaptainSpam: I think there's another one in upstate New York where it IS accurate, but it's over a dip in the road, so longer trucks still smack into it when the wheels hit both sides of the dip.
 baltimore_667083: ok so this has to be in indiana then
Tehbeard: Swap out the light up sign they dont't read for a kilowatt laser aimed at the tires.
itsaysTRUENO: it would be easier to make 3D assets than try to sync the video
 Sorator13: did that say new character unlock?
EvilBadman: You're around here I think https://maps.app.goo.gl/L5ZmnS9XycgXN7qr8
 CouldntPickAUsername: notice that the stuff you 'pick up' doesn't disappear?
 Crokoking: can we get a RoadQuest version of this 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @journojared AAAAAHHHH I willl have nightmares
kusinohki: a friend of mine used to live in danville
 Blip2004: this would be more interesting if you could actually choose to do stuff like take the exits
 JadedCynic: are we recreating the Blues Brothers epic drive to pay the orphange's back taxes? 
 baltimore_667083: road
  Foxmar320: Sure was GAME
 KBKarma: ROAD
Sliibee: I have a new proposition for Desertbus. Illinois Road
 Its_VeeBot: boat
DoodlestheGreat: Fun Road.
 Garfman314: did it say new character?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Not quite, I wish
 CouldntPickAUsername: where we're going we don't need road
 AugmentingPath: Cormac McCarthy really let himself go
 RealGamerCow: https://www.google.com/maps/@41.5778214,-87.5337527,567m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDEyNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
phoenixletmeuseadashd: app
itsaysTRUENO: Default Font Andy
 red_shoes_jeff: @Sliibee For Despair
  Foxmar320: Graham is this the episode where all the games titles are ALL CAPS
 SymphonySolstice: enzombed....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also my dad used to play where he could see all the police cars in a junk yard from when they filmed Blues Brothers
 JadedCynic: huh, in medias res
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck????
 Orlantia: That road appears to have been in Alabama
Aenir798: uhhhh
 SnackPak_: 
itsaysTRUENO: this rules
 Lysander_salamander: no
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHH
 LostThePirate: LOL
 accountmadeforants: Is the hole in the roof just a black orb??
 margieargie: Great start
 Nigouki: wat
 NightValien28: what is going on
 Kentosaurus: fine
 NightValien28: wat
 Strebenherz: whelp
 JadedCynic: ooops...double-playback 
 AugmentingPath: Oh, it's Portal if we were bad at audio triggers
 CouldntPickAUsername: is someone attempting a stanley parable?
 Shparky2197: Wut
 red_shoes_jeff: Hold on...
  Juliamon: I guess the theme of today's games is "immediate bafflement"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The overlapping voice lines made that hard to parse
ArcadeEngineer: is this a human? he got an actual person involved somehow?
3 raiders from Chamelenyan have joined!
 JadedCynic: @AugmentingPath yeah
 Redbassist:  
 wench_tacular: don't like the camera alex
itsaysTRUENO: your character looks like he listens to nu metal
 Blip2004: a lesson on how to use location triggered sound clips wrong
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 kalira77: hoorah for garbage!
 MolaMolaphant: huh, playback issues aside, that audio quality was remarkably good?
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 Jedi_Master_Zell: Does the camera turn?
 red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
twistedsylvan: I was alt tabbed and thought I had just loaded some weird AI ad
  Foxmar320: Welcome Raiders
 TheDangerWaffle: OH GRACIOUS
EvilBadman: @Orlantia No, it wasn't
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Chamelenyan: Hi hi! how's the garbage today?
 baltimore_667083: @Chamelenyan it's strong
 Greyah: I love watch+play, but I hate how it always puts that godawful tune from the Slaughtering Grounds in my head and it makes me angry.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Chamelenyan Juliamon hit it on the head with "immediately baffling"
  Foxmar320: At least he's honest
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the voice acting isn't bad
 red_shoes_jeff: WHAT island!?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: just...nonsensical
 SymphonySolstice: "you're probably wondering how I got into this situation"
 Shparky2197: AI voice? Sounds too clean for Dev voiceover
 Astra7525: The VO is unusually good for this type of videogame
 KBKarma: This appears to be in media res.
 baltimore_667083: why is he so condescending
  Juliamon: deffo AI
 Strebenherz: are you being haunted by the ghost of AI clippy?
itsaysTRUENO: this game was written by the cards against humanity people
EvilBadman: This guy's doing his best jackbox host
 KBKarma: @Astra7525 I thought the same.
 Chamelenyan: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sounds promising! lmao
 MolaMolaphant: "hey, I really don't want to say more about this, but you should try mouthwashing. Don't look anything up about it"
 Brozard: How smarmy can the narrator be?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 Stanley Parable inspired is my guess
 Orlantia: @evilbadman then where was it? That casino advertisement was for a casino in Alabama
 JadedCynic: it's not bad voice-work...just...everything else
epsilon_vee: ikr?
 niccus: is this writer poison
 Redbassist: Okay budget Wheatley
 Fruan: This is desperately trying to be Wheatley, and it's just not close.
  Juliamon: Orlantia The casino is a chain
 Brozard: I don't like this adaptation of 17776
Voidhawk42: It gave you headphones and contacts
 AugmentingPath: @MolaMolaphant instructions unclear, now the inside of my nose is minty
 notthepenguins: It had you pick up ear buds
 Saintnex: this game is SOO dark
 Greyah: The Last of Us sure looked better yesterday. Weird.
ArcadeEngineer: the intonation makes too much sense i'm sure it's a human. which just raises many more questions
kusinohki: the VA sounds familiar actually
EvilBadman: @Orlantia both me and real gamer cow dropped a link
 Sorator13: It told you to put in earphone thingies so that it can talk to you
 Astra7525: How are you able to see anything?
itsaysTRUENO: the screen is mostly black for me
 TheMerricat: THat's why it gave you earbuds and contact lenses Graham, so they could give you a hud and talk to you. KEEP UP! 
 CaptainSpam: Very very dark.
 Mathwyn: So dark
 korvys: Is it as dark for you?
  Foxmar320: Game can we at least have a flashlight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Can't see shit Captain!"
 wench_tacular: get bitten you say
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anything?
 Kentosaurus: good elocution on "bitten"
 JadedCynic: Devil: "...ANYthing?"
 KBKarma: Oh wow. A zombie game with an OHKO,
 korvys: Well, the voice actor has good recording equipment at least?
 AugmentingPath: Fine
 LurkerSpine: what are the chances it's AI?
Angreed66: let's get bit then narrator is too insistant
 Mathwyn: Either AI or the dev paid a guy on fivrr
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this isn't even a studio lighting against a display thing, this game is just straight-up mostly black
  Foxmar320: It's like 1% better now
  Juliamon: LurkerSpine Extremely high
   Anubis169: Garbage day! Made it 
Jethrain: It doesn't sound like AI to me
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Don't get bit" is kinda evergreen advice
 L0rdX33n: when all your budget goes to voice acting
itsaysTRUENO: alan wake 3
Voidhawk42: Maybe the student who made this had the idea to contact a local amateur dramatics club?... nah, it;s probably AI isn't it.
 JadedCynic: the jeep weighs less than we do
  Juliamon: This is exactly the sort of thing AI is getting used for
 TheMerricat: Just a heads up - this is on the store page - "IMPORTANT ! You only have 1 life, so, if You die OR Leave the Game, You have to start over from the begining !"
 flatluigi: this is 100% an ai voice
  Foxmar320: Government? Don't trust them at all
JuneBlue58: @Laserbeaks_Fury There are many vampire fans who would disagree.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat .................
 Strebenherz: If it's Illegal, WHY POINT OUT THAT IT'S ILLEGAL?!
 Kentosaurus: what happens if we drive into water?
 JadedCynic: SpeedMark™?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The spelling mistakes say a lot on that store page
 CaptainSpam: Oh, don't worry, this is the generic government.  That's at least better.
 Strebenherz: Holy bussing bus spiderman talks a lot but at least he's got WIT
  Foxmar320:   
itsaysTRUENO: the voice over is epic bacon rick and morty
 A_Dub888: what up gamers, what level of garbage are we?
Aenir798: what
Reecer6: this is absolutely not ai, there's no way
 Saintnex: somehow giving us the worst flashlight and headlights makes the darkness worse for me lol
 red_shoes_jeff: A week!? WHAT is happening?
 Sorator13: I was gonna say, it's absolutely possible to hide from napalm
 Shparky2197: He is throwing a lot at us
 JadedCynic: wouldn't that mean it's NOT WATER ANYMORE?
 GhassanPL: @JadedCynic Yuuup
 Redbassist: SQUARE
 silenceaux: I don't think you can turn the entire coast that alkaline
 notthepenguins: That would be uh, well. My concern is no longer the zombies!
itsaysTRUENO: we call that the Filmmakers Crosshair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shrimp in the sun levels of garbage
 Blip2004: ground water can be alkaline, its common in alberta
 AugmentingPath: we worldbuilding now
  Foxmar320: Zombie was like, my bad ill just die
 SymphonySolstice: this is someone's VA demo reel
 Strebenherz: Dear writer, it's okay to SHORTEN YOUR SCRIPT
 Carlioo: bro's yappin
 notthepenguins: But the destruction of the ocean biome
HavenDragon: oh its an enzyme shotgun
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Obviously
Voidhawk42: The lore is wild, in for it actually
 CouldntPickAUsername: sorry, go back a second, explosive?
 Sorator13: I'm actually enjoying this lore and lore delivery
 bytecaster: Is this a playable audiobook?
 Carlioo: this is just like pacific drive right?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Holy, there's so much yapping
 WalkingProfanity: It doesn't matter if it is true. He is just trying to manipulate you with fear.
 Kentosaurus: sounds real
 notthepenguins: I like the voice tbh
 GhassanPL: Voice acting is cheaper than gameplay I guess 
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, sounds real to me
 BusTed: It sounds canadian, actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think it's AI either
 KBKarma: @SymphonySolstice Well, they're doing quite well.
 Garfman314: there's too much inflection
itsaysTRUENO: some fiver podcast advert type voice
 lirazel64: Strangely rational backstory.
  Foxmar320: The VA is not the worst honestly
 BrowneePointz: it’s very flat delivery
 Fruan: I somehow find this more insulting than just a plain storiless asset flip
 flatluigi: no i've heard this generated voice before i'm pretty sure
 silenceaux: Praise for getting an actual recording setup
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 ArmondoSC: i bet its a fiverr VA
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 Strebenherz: Not terrible delivery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The VA is actually decent
 Garfman314: we've heard much much worse human voice acting
 Shparky2197: Paid somebody on fiver sounds about right
 accountmadeforants: We've never had dev dialog through a normal mic
 korvys: Whoever it is, they are pretty ok, and the writing is... not the worst
TomfooleryFox: he is CARRYING this game right now
 BrowneePointz: yea it’s good diction but very flat delivery
 notthepenguins: Maybe this is a VA who's doing a passion project
Luckssmith: Didn't it say at the beginning that it's the dev?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And that's a good audio setup TBH
 Greyah: Car's got a forcefield.
Jethrain: It did say on the title screen that the voice was the dev, at least
 JadedCynic: Most game development undersell the importance of writers.  This is an example of 'what if you had a dev team of ONLY a writer?'  
 Drasvin: Maybe the dev took VA lessons instead of game dev lessons?
itsaysTRUENO: i see your programmer art and raise you programmer VA
 ArmondoSC: paper mache zombies
Cheese_Hammer: it almost sounds too good for being transmitted
 LurkerSpine:   
 accountmadeforants: @Drasvin Honestly, I'd respect it
 KBKarma: Honestly, VA is one of the things I didn't consider would be high quality.
 JadedCynic: "a fake house" - nice lampshading 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: real fake houses
 thesurfaceofthemoon: Hellooooooo! Arrived late so heading to watch the VOD, but hope the garbage is especially steamy today.
ArcadeEngineer: there's a yt channel linked on the dev page. the last three videos are '[game name] is coming to steam!'
 MolaMolaphant: in the 1800s it would have been keelhauling, but modern society has graced us with the grundle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma I know right?
 wench_tacular: gross
  Foxmar320: Oh no
 azureHaights: OSHA: Occupying Space and Hitboxes Assurance
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOOOOO
ArcadeEngineer: three different games. 3 days ago, 7 days ago, 10 days ago
itsaysTRUENO: is it getting keyed?
 CaptainSpam: UM
 A_Dub888: 
 red_shoes_jeff: UM
 Sorator13: WHAT
 Drasvin: Aaaaah!
  Juliamon: It looks like a green smoothie.
NimrodXIV: hurk
 cmdrud87: I mean, it interacts with the green screen. that's normally a bad sign...
   Anubis169: it's Soylent Grey
 Strebenherz: NOVEMBER
 Nigouki: does not look very smooth
 BrowneePointz: it’s charcoal grey
 LostThePirate: It looks rather grey over here
  Foxmar320: That looks cursed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
  Simriel: This looks like it is called "The Substance!
 niccus: 2023?
 TheDangerWaffle: WHAT
 AugmentingPath: Garbage day, with special guest: literal garbage
 BrowneePointz: on green screen it was legit slate grey
 accountmadeforants: @KBKarma He took the "audio is the most easily recognizable flaw" thing to heart.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
MatzerKat: "Sir, I'm gonna need your license and registration. Is that hitbox permitted in the county?"
  Texan_Reverend: I was betting it was from Desert Bus, and given the date, I may be right.
 accountmadeforants: In what hidden containment was it?
  Juliamon: wait, shit, was that from Jigpaw
phoenixletmeuseadashd: so your smoothie died
Sliibee: How fitting to be getting rid of biohazards on garbage day
 DaxStrife: Just have a big ol' glass of Brown.
  Juliamon: Texan_Reverend Same hat
 BrowneePointz: it looked like liquid Rubber Eraser
loufghyslaufey: Wow, a game with VA?
 KBKarma: Huh. Wow. This is a quick game.
LathosTiran: yap yap yap
EvilBadman: I maintain this is like a juniour Jackbox announcer
  Foxmar320: 
loufghyslaufey: So- so Rare...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz   
 Wolfstrike_NL: So your smoothie turned into a zombie drug, do you sip it?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PunchyThoughtfulLatteDendiFace-p0TRYewBzMQO86JL
 Mathwyn: A burning island is kinda visible
 JadedCynic: I mean, V/A beside the point, the script for this is actually pretty competent
JuneBlue58: Pretty sure that building fake towns isn't even that atypical. I've heard stories about them around the US.
loufghyslaufey: How do you we rate the VAs performance?
 Rhynerd: either they won’t, or it’ll get written off as a wildfire I assume.
 silenceaux: Also they said fake fishing village, did people live there?
 wench_tacular: it is functional, which is something
ThorSokar: something something weather balloon
 CouldntPickAUsername: yeah at least it's not another 'here fight our asset pack in an unrelated arena'
 azureHaights: The tone of this narration feels like Getting Over It Where "It" Is The Zombie Apocalypse With Bennet Foddy
 Shparky2197: Definitely no unskippable content
 dougma: havent seen this pacific drive mod yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JuneBlue58 The military builds them distressingly frequently given our current cost of living crisis
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY
 notthepenguins: Wait it is???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They learned quite a bit
 JadedCynic: 
 baltimore_667083: that explains a lot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's Road first
 3cbb: i'm gonna go out on a limb and say road came first
 AugmentingPath: I hope I know what order they made the games in
MatzerKat: The press won't cover the firebombing because the press will ALSO be firebombed.
kusinohki: "light from venus reflected off a weather ballon ignited a pocket of swamp gas" - K
 Saintnex: well I know which order I’m hoping for lol
 BrowneePointz: err not rubber eraser. what the heck are those stretchy grey moldable erasers called?
 red_shoes_jeff: It feels like they forgot to put a story in the game, and shoehorned one in when it came time to record VO.
 korvys: Huh
itsaysTRUENO: im experiencing doubt
 AugmentingPath: that is so cool, actually
 accountmadeforants: Okay but where's our Blue marker???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To replace preroll ads all videos have unskippable ____, do you make the change
 wench_tacular: 
loufghyslaufey: Mhm, unreliable narrarator 
 Drasvin: Hmm. Green or red?
Caleb_QDC: aw, that’s cute
 TheMerricat: Road was the _newer_ game. Huh.
 ArmondoSC: time to get the red pages
 Mathwyn: "Do not believe his lies"
 A_Dub888: @Caleb_QDC you're cute
 Akaiatana: Brain made me think of a game of The Road, and I guess that's sort of The Last of Us
 arcaneIllumination: Trying to stifle the god complex?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Now my eyebrows are raised
itsaysTRUENO: Firewatch 2 leaked alpha
 AugmentingPath: approach red to doubt
 L0rdX33n: “Don’t trust the skull”
Voidhawk42: The counter narrator? The Adversarator?
Caleb_QDC: @a_dub888 UwU
  Juliamon: Road being newer makes sense if you consider the dev made its assets, where they just bought assets for this one
 JadedCynic: green  - follow the voice's instructions; red - dont trust him instructions
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is it supposed to be the character's thoughts?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is trying to be Stanley Parable
 korvys: The HUD is... sentient?
 BITs19_: this being made by the last dev makes me think this is an asset flip
Voidhawk42: The text and markers are because he gave you "digital contacts" from the drone
loufghyslaufey: Hm, I thought Left 4 Dead was somewhat like that though
 BrowneePointz: art direction hard
 Akaiatana: Stalker negative 2.
 UnboundLaconicness: They did say something about special contact lenses back at the start
 Greyah: At least he didn't say "would you kindly"
  Juliamon: also, this game DID say quitting the game restarts the game
loufghyslaufey: Get on his level, Game! C'mon!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Stanley woke up at his desk.....
  Juliamon: you HAVE to play it in one go
 wench_tacular: Bioshock, but shorter
Atarra: student project vibes, in the best way
 Crokoking: oO if i look at the dev on steam they made like 50 games
 notthepenguins: Tbf he told you he was extorting you in the first dialogue
  Foxmar320: A twiiiiissssst?!
 AugmentingPath: It's a little bit of a deconstruction of the "my first game" medium. Do you trust the only voice actor in the game or the floating advice text?
 JadedCynic: then again, that's assuming the game's length - maybe we're 1/2 way through....
Jethrain: four minutes in but we have had 3 hours' worth of dialogue
ThrinagaBattleheart: Is this car just at an angle?
 notthepenguins: Just that you didn't have a choice anyway
 CouldntPickAUsername: wait, so you can't ever leave the game?
 A_Dub888: Quitting the card, explains th- wait
 MehallD: @Jethrain Metal Gear?!
  Foxmar320: That is a strong fence
 Shparky2197: Couldn't figure out how to make saving work m
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 Shparky2197: ?
loufghyslaufey: So in case of restart, "restart PC" instead?  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jethrain But some of it was overlapping at the beginning disorientingly at the beginning
ThrinagaBattleheart: Oh Boy! Floating Red Expository Text Boxes!
 kumatsu: contractors must get paid well here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is Dennis?
 Saintnex: what?
 Shparky2197: Love how readable this text was
 accountmadeforants: I think I've found my favourite review of the game so far: "worst game i have ever played. archor wright i know where you live. cant tell if you just couldnt be bothered to actually finish the game or if you forgot to put markers at the end but regardless this game sucks. and just to say it again. i know where you live archor"
 accountmadeforants: (That one's marked as Positive)
ArcadeEngineer: the fact there was a pause to read story in an archor games game is weird enough in itself
Sliibee: It was 5 before
JuneBlue58: I do love spiting people who think that they can project their voice into my head and tell me what to do.
ThrinagaBattleheart: Score Equals..... Question mark?
 Sorator13: You just have to get really far from the destination marker and then align it with the score overlay
 Akaiatana: Game says go this way, so goodies are the other way
Sliibee: Maybe it's just how many green options you did in a row? I thought it was how many zomblebees you'd killed at first
 accountmadeforants: @JuneBlue58 I mean, you're literally just wearing airpods.
 wench_tacular: the secret third option
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: always pick the secret third option
 Transmuted_Elf: now curious about you in a ttrpg
 accountmadeforants: It's very low-level voice projection
 KBKarma: Spicy as in neurodivergent, spicy as in sexy, or spicy as in food?
 JadedCynic: the red instructions were a novel alternative to 'following the main quest', but NOW they're just *another* set of instructions
 MalFnord: To be fair VO Guy is glib to the point where if he told me the sky was blue I'd consult three different sources first.
 Fruan: "You have free will, but we wish you didn't"
 CouldntPickAUsername: sounds like tech support
Angreed66: actually yes that is the expected out come Alex
 AugmentingPath: I'm hoping the end of this game is that we make it to the subocean, and right before the killplane we see a blue marker
 arcaneIllumination: That reminds me: Will we ever see Slay the Princess on Talking Sim? If they already played it, I can't find the VOD
JuneBlue58: Someone hijacking my headphones to tell me what to do is close enough.
ButterBall000: But it's so nice when games take into account the player being dumb and puts in a joke
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You know what, I appreciate there ar not hundreds of zombies
  Foxmar320: The guy just watching us like "wtf are you doing?" 
 DaxStrife: "You can't tell me what to do!" [Clips through the floor]
 red_shoes_jeff: "The problem with making something completely foolproof is the tendency to underestimate complete fools."
 BrowneePointz: ah yes my favorite mtg land Terminal Moron
 Akaiatana: Stanley Parable? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I don't believe that there are any zombies because the narrator says so
 LostThePirate: Definitely getting a Cookie from YDKJ vibe from the VA in this
 CouldntPickAUsername: Star Trek TOS the Harry Mudd episode
 Transmuted_Elf: @Akaiatana this?
johnnylongtorso: Star Trek TOS episode "I, Mudd"
HavenDragon: star trek does that all the time
 notthepenguins: its a not uncommon sci fi story idea
djliftinlive: thats gotta be a star trek TNG episode right?
 Brozard: That's what Data did with the Borg
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Mrs. Davis?
 accountmadeforants: Unfortunately humans are worse at randomness than computers.
 RubikDarkwill: Or The Talos Principle
rick0chet008: Blaine the train gunslinger series
Angreed66: except perfect knowledge would mean they would know how you would act "randomly"
  Juliamon: arcaneIllumination They have not played it, but Cori has a discord thread for game suggestions
 AugmentingPath: logic is like a beautiful flower that smells bad
 KBKarma: While Wheately says "Two."
 BrowneePointz: that’s actually how different factions beat the Necrons Alex
 KBKarma: No, he says "yes".
Invitare: reminded ME of the Star Trek Prodigy episode about the Kobayashi Maru personally
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 TheMerricat: "everything I say is a lie" was the trap.
 Brozard: Heck yeah Math Man
 arcaneIllumination: @Juliamon I'm sure it's already in there multiple times, but I'll take a look. Thanks.
 red_shoes_jeff: @KBKarma And the turret next to him explodes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 You're just describing the Deadpool vs Taskmaster comic
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
  Foxmar320: Checks out
JeshuaWithAnE: What is the score on the top left of the screen for?
 A_Dub888: heyooooo
 MalFnord: *rimshot*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
kusinohki: "this. statement. is. false!  (don't think about it don't think about it)"
 Akaiatana: And then Portal 2 undercuts that where the robot is too dumb to understand the question
 accountmadeforants: 
 Shparky2197: Love it
 KBKarma: Expository text, ho!
 TheDangerWaffle: FUCKING SCANS
Riandisa: Square One was such a good show
  Texan_Reverend: To confuse you.
ToastyLoaff: its for the equals sign
 arcaneIllumination: Games need a score OBVIOUSLY
  Juliamon: JeshuaWithAnE Dev didn't know how to remove it, much like they didn't know how to implement saves
 halftrip: SCORE =
 A_Dub888: Our score is
ThorSokar: it's a video game, it has to have points!
 Drasvin: Points mean prizes?
 SquareDotCube: It's for settling
 BITs19_: tennis
 Mangledpixel: Pinball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would bet it's because the dev forgot to remove it
 margieargie: Pinball and the like
ButterBall000: pinball
qwertiest_mint: imagine trying to drive this with Halo Warthog physics 🤣
 KBKarma: I think you'll have to dismount.
 Mathwyn: Carnival games
 Akaiatana: Card games, plenty of things. Cribbage is just points
ThorSokar: 100% pinball
 RubikDarkwill: Carnival games too
 Zandivya: High score! Keep putting in quarters
  Foxmar320: 
 BrowneePointz: speaking of earlier video games, did not have New Ninja Gaiden on my 2025 Bingo list Graham
 plaidanddrpepper: more philosophy. I request a Watching Simulator
 Mangledpixel: Akaiatana Cribbage is not just points, Cribbage is life
 EikoandMog: Austin Powers'd it
MatzerKat: I'll be honest, I don't think Forest Trucking Simulator's gonna turn a profit
 CaptainSpam: Mmm pinball
 Greyah: Score went up!
ArcadeEngineer: would you say this is 'driving with realistic manoeuvring' as listed as a feature on steam?
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 mozes_rose_weary: happy garbage day  what is this..? dark driving simulator?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: What did we do to get score?
 Akaiatana: @Mangledpixel Cribbage IS the point?
  Foxmar320: Yes we are
 Mangledpixel: hehe
Barb4rian: Why wouldn't I?
JeshuaWithAnE: Mmmm, it isn’t a watch n’ play if a simple mechanics question doesn’t result in a philisophical “how did we get here”
 Drasvin: There's how get all the best noms
 Getter404: There's an inventory?!
ArcadeEngineer: @Getter404 'Action Shooter Gameplay experience with weapons, supplies, documents, map, inventory, and more.'
 VeryBadLifeChoices: I thought the first rule of zombie apocalypse was remember to loot
qwertiest_mint: low key the box reticle isn’t half bad
 Greyah: Oop nevermind score's gone again
 Crokoking: oh yea the score only shows up when you are on foot
ThorSokar: are you currently trapped in a pyramid?
 A_Dub888: !dbcountdown
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 Mathwyn: Implying the evil corporation and the government are separate entities anymore
 Creideiki_SE: The voice (Graham) works for the company (Bionic Trousers Media).
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: And also, not Halogne
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 JadedCynic: and also passenger cars too - they're all supposed to have headlights aligned like this
  Foxmar320: Weeeeeeeeeeee
Caleb_QDC: I especially appreciate that having astigmatism
 BrowneePointz: it’s because big trucks and buses headlights are at head level
 Greyah: Do a flip!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEETT
 Strebenherz: To the subocean!
Sliibee: Nailed it
johnnylongtorso: where we're going, we don't need roads
Bearudite: score is now 6?
Sliibee: oh hey you have a score again
 SalmirAeon: to grandmother's house we go
 VeryBadLifeChoices: a good flip
 JadedCynic: oh wow, yeah, we have a finite score!
qwertiest_mint: the lights change angle depending on what side of the road you are on, right?
  Juliamon: You got out of the car
  Texan_Reverend: It only shows up when out of the vehicle.
 Akaiatana: You did a six flip
 BusTed: sick air
 accountmadeforants: 6 for 6 flips
qwertiest_mint: scores show in foot
EvilBadman: We did six flips, brah
 dougma: shot zombie?
ThorSokar: you shot a zombie
 NotCainNorAbel: a triple back flip and landed it
 Transmuted_Elf: score is outside of car, and went up when you kill zombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who drives a smol car I wish SUVs and other big stupid cars would have headlights that were not directly in my face/mirrors
Gizmoloid: why do we have two flashlights and why is one used exclusively to light our feet?
 Ravage2002: shot a zombie
 KBKarma: You got six.
  Foxmar320: Killed zombies?
Angreed66: is this based off a trick engine?
 KBKarma: That's what got you siz.
 Getter404: You have performed 6.
 Fruan: You got to all this checkpoints
 Crokoking: completed objectives maybe?
 KBKarma: *six
 halftrip: You did 6
 Shparky2197: Read the red text?
Sliibee: but only shotgunning zombies
 Zandivya: It's your credit score
 Akaiatana: "I lose my mind to zombies."
Angreed66: 6 is the best number as a carbon based lifeform
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Who hasn't killed 6 zombies?
 Duffadash: Well so am I Alex, you're not special
 Greyah: He's gonna download more RAM
johnnylongtorso: reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
 Mangledpixel: hack the mainframe. frog blast the vent core.
 Getter404: Tighten up the gigabytes on the subroutine
 Shparky2197: Zoom and enhance logic
 KBKarma: 0.7
 NotCainNorAbel: listen, it is IT speak for I don't know what I'm doing
 Mathwyn: o7
 Laserbeaks_Fury: o7
 halftrip: Town round?
 VeryBadLifeChoices: someone went to buzzword class
 dumbo3k: o7
  Foxmar320: o7
 wench_tacular: o7
ToastyLoaff: Have we been able to understand any of this games story at all?
Sliibee: o.7
 Wolfstrike_NL: o  7
ThorSokar: F's for Town Square
 Ashmantle: o7
 ph0enix__42: o7
 L0rdX33n: bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Atarra: hrm, he was supposedly working for the government, but he mentions a corporation....
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Parasol
 Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit
 Mathwyn: Portable Sun Shade Corp
Sliibee: Not for nothing but I miss the truck
ToastyLoaff: You are selling it well
 korvys: The HUD is... sentient?
 JadedCynic: @Atarra he's mentioned 'The Company" doing bad things all along
 LurkerSpine: a drone crashed through the roof
 Getter404: Zomblebees? How's the bar there?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is voice vs text
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me...the Red Pages...
ThorSokar: also, apparently there is heat lightning, as there is thunder but no rain
 accountmadeforants: Paraplu corporation
  Foxmar320: Umbrella is comically evil lol
 KBKarma: And Cam didn't want to buy it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A giant indestructible man
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Voidhawk42: Now you've reminded me of the wonderful "The Weapon" series of sketches. loved those so much
 Shparky2197: I loved the crapshots you made about weapons companies
 JadedCynic: hmmm, I wonder if "Tara" is the real Company Agent?    Why should we trust EITHER of these two 'mission givers'.
Atarra: Umbrella Corporation: Lots of funding, not so great with results
ToastyLoaff: "Dang it Ralph! Can you give ONE suggestion that isnt zombies?"
EvilBadman: Comically evil, and deeply in the pockets of the governments
 Shparky2197: Fictional weapons companies*
 EikoandMog: You literally made this a crapshot series.
 accountmadeforants: Listen they create jobs
 Astra7525: gov casually nukes a city that has been overrun by zombies
  Foxmar320: LOL
 EikoandMog: 
 Omthebox: "everythings going well then, we'll see you at our next meeting in a month"
 A_Dub888: jam your shambling horrors inside men
Sliibee: YOU DIED
 Strebenherz: DED
 accountmadeforants: 
 KBKarma: You cannot swim.
 wench_tacular: well then
 BusTed: asked and answered
  Texan_Reverend: Welp.
 GoblinMyra: wooooow
 Mathwyn: 
 BigDaddyBland87: welp
 Greyah: Remember the guy said the water makes you go melty.
Thatwasademo: YOU DIED
  Foxmar320: 
 korvys: Asked and answered
 Omthebox: So no swimming then
 MrSarkhan:   
ThorSokar: there it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Sorator13: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think we have an answer
 dumbo3k: water reached your knees, you died
 Getter404: "We can turn precisely one blonde douchebag into a supersoldier. The leather jacket was entirely his idea."
 baltimore_667083: YOU DIED
 accountmadeforants: 
 EricTheOrange: wow not even a death animation
 notthepenguins: he did warn you about the water tbf
 TheMerricat: If you die you start over.
 ArmondoSC: holy moly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REstart
prince_infidel: F
 Mazrae: Well what a good time to tune into
 arcaneIllumination: They did say it would kill you
 Izandai: ENZOMBED???
Atarra: I think he did warn you about the water at the start lol
 EikoandMog: ENZOMBED
 halftrip: U DED
ThrinagaBattleheart: Smash Cut to YOU DIED
 Strebenherz: EMZOMBED
 Saintnex: I mean they did warn us 
  Foxmar320: Checkpoints? In this game? No
Thatwasademo: the water was corrosive alkaline, remember?
Sliibee: The water was so alkaline it melted all the skin off your bones
 red_shoes_jeff: YOU DIED is what happens.
 KBKarma: HOGuru Games.
ArcadeEngineer: it's on the steam page there is none. start from scratch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Enzombed???????
 arcaneIllumination: Confirmation of Dev VA
 Sorator13: the writer is also the VA!
eid010n: oh hey, it is the dev speaking
 Drasvin: Tbf to umbrella, the zombies weren't their intention. They were effectively industrial waste from their weapons production project.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the fucking name???
 VeryBadLifeChoices: trench foot is deadly
 baltimore_667083: that's probably a sticker already 
 notthepenguins: the water melts you
ToastyLoaff: You breath through your feet
Angreed66: Hypothermia maybe
 LostThePirate: 
 accountmadeforants: Oh, it is voiced by the dev
 Tiber727: At least in Prototype it kinda made sense. They were making a virus designed to target certain ethnicities.
Voidhawk42: "Unlike our competitors at OCP, who encase men in shambling robotic horrors, our shambling robotic horrors are safely encased inside men!" "WHY?!"
 SnackPak_: 
 BusTed: hahah
 baltimore_667083: WHAT
 Izandai: 
 neisan2112: Oh joy
phoenixletmeuseadashd: what
Reecer6: oh, this is a classic
qwertiest_mint: 
 dumbo3k: ToS?
 VeryBadLifeChoices: oh no.
 wench_tacular: pardon?
 JadedCynic: @Atarra I mean 90% of research doesn't produce anything interesting (apart from "x doesn't do anything to y", which is only interesting from an esoteric level)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 NightValien28: I am afraid
 MalFnord: oh dear
 A_Dub888: Gong Hey Fat Choi everyone
 Saintnex: ummmm
 warpstonewarlock: I'm sorry, what?
eid010n: oh no
 dougma: excuse me???
  Foxmar320: What a great game name
 red_shoes_jeff: UM?
 Greyah: Look. Zomblebies are also not possible. So the water meltered you and that makes sense or something.
Angreed66: is this SFW
 Omthebox: Is that... a directive or...
 Wolfstrike_NL: Uhhhhhhh
 Lysander_salamander: hmmm
 Amentur: Huh
Jethrain: sorry WHAT
 RealGamerCow: What from the what?
Sliibee: I love in RE4 Remake the whole Wesker plan is "I want the parasite so I can kill everyone" and he just expects Ada Wong to give it to him
ThrinagaBattleheart: UHHHHHMMM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PSA you will get kicked
 neisan2112: I'm sure this will be normal
 SpacePotato01: but what if I want to eat beef at the same time
ToastyLoaff: Is it legal to call a game that?
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhhh
 MrSarkhan: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Would you like to read the Community Announcements board?
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultIncredulousKittenTheTarFu-ZNTkcY5oYYw28ZRb
 DigitalSeahorse:  mmmm raw milk
  Simriel: G man, you gotta warn me before you say shit like that
 littleunknownn: 
 KBKarma: @warpstonewarlock Directly Drink Milk from Cow.
 NightValien28: this feels like something to tell my therapist about
 damnitscraig: from prior experience.....excite
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh I've seen this
  Foxmar320: Skyrim music?
johnnylongtorso: at least you can see this game
 red_shoes_jeff: Are we... SURE about this one?
 SalmirAeon: skyrim?
gnyrinn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months, currently on a 78 month streak!
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 accountmadeforants: 
 Izandai: 
  Foxmar320: Oh my
 KV1NN4: oh my goodness
 SnackPak_: oof
 Shparky2197: Hate
 wench_tacular:   
 BigDaddyBland87: UHHHHHH
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I have questions and I don’t know that I want answers
 Brozard: This is what you hear when you drink raw milk
 Saintnex: mmmmm
 Omthebox: Whos driving
 LostThePirate: No thank you
Barb4rian: Mawp
 Lysander_salamander: oh no.  Is this a meme game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o.0
 L0rdX33n: Raw milk advocates are getting weird
 NightValien28: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
devilcultivator: that's a song choice
 ToppHat: HELP
phoenixletmeuseadashd: this would need to be a stronger than pot edible
 Wolfstrike_NL: More sounds please
 lamina5432: thats a noise
  Foxmar320: ???
 Fruan: I enjoy games that are exactly what they want to be
 EricTheOrange: that's one way to avoid copyright on music
ToastyLoaff: Its kicking in!!
 JadedCynic: WHAT?!?
loufghyslaufey: Woah, wut?
 Getter404: Is this what happens when you finally ingest too much Glurp
 FarleyF: alright who dosed the water supply again
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAT
Sliibee: That's a camera shot straight out of Roadquest
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 sethtriggs: Oh the suspension on this car, wow!!!
Sliibee: tire cam
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 Strebenherz:   
 Greyah: Ah yes. This is video games.
 3cbb: then who was car?
 korvys: It's that guy from the Magic Curses
 KBKarma: The face on him.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My teeth hurt
  Foxmar320: Flawless
 Izandai: WHAT
  Juliamon: !clip
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 BusTed: yeet
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
Sliibee: FUCKLES
 sethtriggs: PING!
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 Amentur: 
 KBKarma: CAR.
 Lysander_salamander: yep.  One of those "intentionally bad" games
 AtakChees: LOL
 neisan2112: Lets go
 JeremyDevoid: Wow
 MrSarkhan: 
 SnackPak_: 
 MWGNZ:   
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
  Foxmar320: Oh this game is perfect
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 spawnofhastur: i love garbagee day
 RealGamerCow: ohhhhh I've seen this
  Texan_Reverend: It's a Scion XB!
loufghyslaufey: Damn this Scion-looking car
 NightValien28: sick flip broh
 littleunknownn: WHAT
 MrSarkhan: 10/10 perfect game
 LurkerSpine: the flyin scion
 accountmadeforants:  🚗
 Brozard: your welcome, not mine
johnnylongtorso: fuck that Scion in particular
 JeremyDevoid: Perfect game no notes
 neisan2112: 
 KBKarma: Oh no, Japanese.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullTrappedShingleDancingBanana-eqLNjxVS8mBN23Kw
 accountmadeforants: Game good
 halftrip: Thanks to employ me
 red_shoes_jeff: You're the strongest man alive!
 Izandai: We're off to a GREAT start with this one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The went boing
 Getter404: 10/10
Aenir798: what the hell
 dougma: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What the fuck
 Sorator13: oh lord
 baltimore_667083: wait a minute this is the guy from that mafia game meme
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
eid010n: every day, we stray further from... something.
 Astra7525: Is this making fun of bad steam games?
 niccus: now THIS is VA
 ArmondoSC: this... this might be AI voices
 LostThePirate: Japanese dialogue, ok
 Brozard: Oh no, it's a breeding simulator
 halftrip: Nice body
 NightValien28: that there gotta be AI
trainpants: nice body
 red_shoes_jeff: What
Sliibee: oh my god it's Harvest Moon
 VeryBadLifeChoices: why does he look like Rhett from GMM
 Lysander_salamander: yeah, it's a meme game
Barb4rian: Was this recorded on a trapper keeper?
 sethtriggs: Is this a through-the-looking glass Farm Expert/Farm Simulator?
 Mazrae: This......... Is a game......... I think........
Atarra: this would do numbers on tumblr
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveTameRhinocerosBibleThump-G_pdJ12HEd8nAvR5
Atarra: whatever the heck is happening
  Texan_Reverend: Oh...these translations have strayed _far_ from god's light.
Sliibee: it's harvest moon built on first principles
 kalira77: i... don't think they were saying what the dialogue said
 halftrip: Let's get on with it...
 gnyrinn: I'm sorry, I'm foreign. What is a stock farm?
 sethtriggs: Truck needs to settle down
 accountmadeforants: Your truck is already dead
SiegeFeathers: where are the leaves whose shadows those are
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: was this dialog recorded via Answering Machine in 1994?
 Brozard: This is the best escort quest ever
EvilBadman: Good to see our Elden Ring stat allocation is "make all our bars huge"
megadrivers: we have senator Armstrong at home. Sn. Armstrong:
 korvys: You have stamina
 Brozard: What does your mana do
 sethtriggs: Nice asset selection
eid010n: God, I love kusoge
 NotCainNorAbel: nice barn
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WildSincereKaleArgieB8-GsdXPh7fFlXX1NIr
 arcaneIllumination: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseGracefulPlumNomNom-7wa8VxkGgjEy01uO
ArcadeEngineer: is the barn on like a 20 degree slant
ThrinagaBattleheart: I have to go to work and I am SO SAD BECAUSE I'LL MISS THIS
 halftrip: I hope he doesn't ask you to squeal
 Lysander_salamander: oh good. They're just  cows
 Greyah: We also have a stamina bar. So it's a dark souls.
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 Greendrag13: Howldy!  
 Wolfstrike_NL: Are we high on smoothie right now?
  Foxmar320: Strong game of the year continder
 RealGamerCow: I don't know if this game is intentionally like....this but it is extremely this
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 littleunknownn: I had to stop eating and drinking
  Juliamon: We have found the cows
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyBlueAyeayeStrawBeary-rwrdXZf-y4WwrSZ9
 sethtriggs: This is better than Grass Simulator
 KBKarma: The TONGUE on that one.
 Fruan: B(Q)
Thatwasademo: to push B(Q)
Aenir798: what is wrong with that cow
trainpants: B(Q)
eid010n: The synchronicity frightens me
 JadedCynic: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifferentCorrectSnailShazBotstix-sgngv1C0ejd5yRKY
 Chesul: What's with taht ones tongue?!?
 Nigouki: is this the secret cow level people talked about back in middle school?
 MrSarkhan: that tongue is very upsetting
 Mnemonicman: Syncronized Cow
 Getter404: BAKU SPAISU
 sethtriggs: I didn't know dogs interacted with the cows like this
 RealGamerCow: backuspaco
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dogs from the kennel to the front of the cows?
kusinohki: "we will fight, for bovine freedom...."
ThorSokar: how MANY cigarettes does this guy smoke per-day?!!?!?
 VeryBadLifeChoices: are we feeding the dog to the cows?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we feeding the dogs to the cows????
 sethtriggs: These are not the default Unity Cows! Nice
 Mazrae: I think the auto tune is broken
 korvys: B(Q)
 Creideiki_SE: I don't like the art direction for this new season of Silver Spoon.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThorSokar ALL of them
 halftrip: Try to the cows
 Strebenherz: What IS this even
 Laserbeaks_Fury: He's definitely about to shot at Han Solo
 RealGamerCow: Fly my bretheren, FLY
 lightfut: Onegai shimasu
 RealGamerCow: or, sisteren
 Izandai: IS THAT THE SUN?????
 BusTed: It sounds like a Speak 'n' Spell
 lamina5432: did they do it over the phone?
ArcadeEngineer: hatsune miku is very very sick
  Texan_Reverend: Japanese Speak n' Spell
 A_Dub888: wait, is this Japanese?
 BusTed: @Texan_Reverend 
 Izandai: IS THE SUN JUST A YELLOW CIRCLE
 FarleyF: Poor Teri - after leaving the spaceshipping crew this is her new career
 Jigokuro: Is this a Chinese voice synth being made to speak Japanese? In addition to the generally bad quality, it has an accent...
 halftrip: No cow jumping
 Akaiatana: Someone put Japanese text into a Tom Waits Text to Speech
 KBKarma: Punch a cow!
 matthaus_c: how many of those cows do you think you could hug in 5 minutes
 BrowneePointz: Japanese Speak and Spell that just hit a fat blunt
 Saintnex: I’m 90% sure we have seen this exact cow animation/asset
 Strebenherz: A CORGI
 A_Dub888: @Izandai it's not supposed to be?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: hey corgis are herders
 JadedCynic: AI-gen v/o ?  inthe language of the devs?
 KBKarma: Farms for the fae.
 gnyrinn: At least he's not facing the same way as the cows
 wench_tacular: shake dat ass
 GoblinMyra: Corgis are actually herding dogs
Bearudite: actually tho
 BusTed: 
Bearudite: they are
Nickiatori: Corgis are farming dogs
Thatwasademo: I wish I could walk like this NPC does
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham have you ever heard someone who had their larynx removed from throat cancer and had an artificial one?
  Juliamon: Can we look at the sun?
 Mathwyn: You joke, but my neighbour had 3 ex-farm dog corgis
 lightfut: Still good boi
  Texan_Reverend: Corgis are actually herding dogs...ish. But not for cows.
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: they are herding dogs tho lol
 accountmadeforants: Oh, but the dog can rotate, at least (just not very well)
 BrowneePointz: they are herding dogs
SiegeFeathers: not sure about this Earthboundlike
 damnitscraig: that does sound like a metaphore for bad game development, robotic cries for help
Angreed66: We've also seen the top ui element before
  Foxmar320: I think that NPC did it for you
TomfooleryFox: look at the corgis feet
 jordorowsky: Umm Graham, Corgi's are cattle hearders
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Corgis are farming dogs, but not cattle dogs
 BrowneePointz: yep
 Lysander_salamander: normal corgis are herding dogs, but not miniature corgis
eid010n: They are, actually. Like dachshunds. They have stubby legs so they're too short for cows to kick.
LadyGrey21: They bite the ankles
 sethtriggs: Those are some sick sideway shuffles
Sliibee: bred short so they are too short to kick
 JosephDeath: I thought they were ratters?
  Juliamon: Cattle dogs are different
 ArmondoSC: oh god, the sun is a yellow circle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cattle dogs are specific breeds because cattle are very particular fucks
 BrowneePointz: which is why they have a tendency to nip kids etc
phoenixletmeuseadashd: they're tiny and short because it makes them harder to kick
EvilBadman: look left at the sun when you can lol
 Getter404: I thought Corgis were bred as ferret-hunting dogs, like Jack Russels
 KBKarma: I think yer coo beasties is broke.
 GoblinMyra: they were bred to be short to avoid getting kicked, they herd by nipping ankles (legit)
 notthepenguins: for sheep, not cattle i think
 JadedCynic: I mean, Liz popularized Corgis as a pet, so....
 TheMerricat: "The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is a cattle herding dog breed that originated in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Around the 19th century, The Corgi used to be known as the Welsh Cur, Cur meaning working dog, and Gi being the Welsh word for "dog." It is one of two breeds known as a Welsh Corgi, the other being the Cardigan Welsh Corgi."
 sethtriggs: The pathing here is AMAZING
 Gekyouryuu: Think of it this way, Graham: on a farm or with the British royals, the corgi will have to be around a lot of bull shit
 jordorowsky: The Queen used hers for cattle droving
 sethtriggs: It's just a glow disc
 accountmadeforants: ☀️
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulBreakableElephantVoteYea--PS9hA1IuNJXcRCt
 notthepenguins: oh, huh
 matthaus_c: Big Yellow Dot
 JadedCynic: she's a great ranchhand
Thatwasademo: the sun, famously not absurdly bright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the hell is the vet just here?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: and the shadows are pointing TOWARD the sun!
 AirmanKJE: Lack of QA the game 
 Strebenherz: Why do you have a mana bar, and why is it already that low
Jethrain: Q, i think
Thatwasademo: didn't it say to press B(Q)
 wench_tacular: release the hounds!
 sethtriggs: Find someone who loves you as much as the movers in this game love getting stuck.
 Strebenherz: JESUS
 TheMerricat: @Strebenherz Hydration I would guess.
  Foxmar320: MAWP
 JadedCynic: 
 Izandai: 
eid010n: This very much feels like a kusoge
 EikoandMog: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MAWP
 sethtriggs: Okay!
Aenir798: aaaaaahhhh
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the volume difference is
 jacqui_lantern234: MAWP
 NightValien28: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 baltimore_667083: MAWP
Sliibee: JESUS SHIT
 KBKarma: I think this is a Kusogame.
 matthaus_c: holy voice acting batman
phoenixletmeuseadashd: quite a thing
 LostThePirate: MAWP
 littleunknownn: 
 red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
 Amentur: 
 BrowneePointz: FUJISAWA DESU
 wench_tacular: her hands!
thebuzzstreams: That scared my cat!
Barb4rian: MAWP
 red_shoes_jeff: ow
Atarra: 
ThorSokar: WHAT, I'm DEAF now
 Strebenherz: Alex, could you please turn that down
 littleunknownn: true jumpscare
  Juliamon: This is a HELL of a choice of VA
 accountmadeforants: 
 sethtriggs: ALVIN!
 Mangledpixel: it has a certain kusoge-ness to it, yes
Mal2mad: SUDA51 VOICEACTING
 halftrip: See how the cows body conditions
 3cbb: "is this a kusoge" it is watch and play innit
 CouldntPickAUsername: 5 dollars says this game has 1 voice actor and they played with the pitch and other effects for all the characters
Angreed66: watch this be the devs little sister
 Getter404: It's amazing. The progress of science.
 BrowneePointz: I’m CRYING
Bearudite: kuso yes. game? that is for you to decide
  Juliamon: cow app
devilcultivator: nice mic quality 
  Texan_Reverend: These are just pitch shifted into the worst possible sounds.
 littleunknownn: cow app
 kassbjames: Is this the same voice actor just sped up and down?
 FarleyF: i want that voice as an alarm clock
 Amentur: Someone call Sunraku 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kassbjames I think so
 Saintnex: oh this is not helping my headache lol
  Foxmar320: oh no
Sliibee: the tongue
 Izandai: oh no
 gnyrinn: Can someone sit the developer down on an uncomfortable office chair and explain sound design to them?
 sethtriggs: Oh so that's how you clear the jam
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that audio quality…   was this recorded by pulling the string on the back of a doll?
 RealGamerCow: Git im!
Jethrain: the TONGUES
 eric_christian_berg: Is... is this made my AI>
 Greendrag13: What that tongue moo?
 damnitscraig: why does bad game has sooo much dialog?!?
 A_Catastrophic_Success: dodge roll!
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileCuriousAubergineTinyFace-6OC4BCN0GceMSw7E
 Greyah: We know cow tipping, but have you tried cow clipping?
 ArmondoSC: Harvest Moon has changed since my day
 sethtriggs: This barn isn't private?
 NotCainNorAbel: wwwhhhhaaat??
 MalFnord: Yeah, it's the same guy just filtered to hell and back
 FarleyF: Cow going to give you a lap dance
 wench_tacular: "private" room?????
 sethtriggs: Do the cows have "VIP" rooms?
 Mathwyn: Deep in the barn
 Lysander_salamander: what
EvilBadman: please add get yourself deep in the barn to advice
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: deep into it
 EricTheOrange: a fork?
 halftrip: Get yourself deep into the barn
johnnylongtorso: @eric_christian_berg the real reason NVIDIA's stock tanked
 red_shoes_jeff: The... HWHAT?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe there's a pitchfork?
  Texan_Reverend: Is "get yourself deep into the barn" a TOS thing?
 matthaus_c: you ever been licked by a cow
 JadedCynic: but where is "the Inner Court"?
 Mathwyn: Fantasy house
 Megaparsec256: pitchfork for the hay probably? because they're hungry?
qwertiest_mint: DEEP INTO THE BARN
 KBKarma: Oh hey, Baba Yaga is here!
Sliibee: Why do you have a mana bar?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: the bowl is for the milk
 sethtriggs: How bad is it being licked by a cow? I bet it's gross
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyDeadMonkeyMrDestructoid-4JPfwcFZC4hQhl07
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Follow the cow into the VIP room should be bad advice
 Pteraspidomorphi: I think you need to reverse engineer the dialogue assuming it's been through google translate fifteen times
Thatwasademo: Do not sleep until 22:00
  MrPhlip: No! Sleep! Till! 10pm!
 TheAwkes: It's like the worst Serpoians coming for your banan.
JuneBlue58: Remember, this is the tutorial.
  Texan_Reverend: 1v1 the breaker box.
 KBKarma: Punch a ~~chunk~~ cow
  Foxmar320: We look like we got lost on the way to another job
 Izandai: 
Bruceski: "Get a fork from the inner court, then go deep into the barn and follow the cows into a private room" sounds horrifying
 offbeatwitch: came with the free asset
 TheAwkes: Why can thing? Because engine default!
MatzerKat: Cows only respect business casual
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: o7
 dumbo3k: Is the barn going to do a backflip now?\
 Akaiatana: You're in business  cowsual
 sethtriggs: Hey, whatever happens in Lubbock stays in Lubbock
 Shparky2197: Well ... GG I guess
 matthaus_c: CQC stands for Cow Quarters Combat
 SpacePotato01: just punt the building
dm818: to fight off cattle rustlers maybe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely manhandling cows is often part of the job
 MalFnord: crouchin' on the inside
 RealGamerCow: I *think* there's an unstuck button?
  Texan_Reverend: Call the dog. Maybe it'll bump you.
johnnylongtorso: oh, so this is set during COVID
phoenixletmeuseadashd: bringing up the app apparently involves squattng
 sethtriggs: Is there a "unstick from manure" app?
 neisan2112: I assume cus they just cloned another game and put whatever this is ontop
 Izandai: oh my god
 wench_tacular: corgi toe beans!
 Shparky2197: That Sun though
 Strebenherz: killed by a corgi
 halftrip: This is pretty amazing
 JadedCynic: I mean, you knew the game had level problems the moment you got out of the car. this should have been expected 
 sethtriggs: Is this meeeeeemes?
 ArmondoSC: were not gonna get to the milk drinking are we?
MatzerKat: Is there a noclip app?
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedEndearingPheasantDancingBaby-DQDeLtOVeehLuqub
 Fruan: I wish my phone was the obelisk from 2001
 Izandai: oh my GOD
 lightfut: This man about to get down
SiegeFeathers: this is a pretty indirect way to drink milk from the cow
 sethtriggs: Man, Sounds like those cows didn't have enough fibre
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Were you more or less confused by this than by Meeuuw
 KBKarma: Oh, your character's called Yamada.
  Foxmar320: Only the sub ocean could complete this game
 Izandai: You've found a real treasure here, Graham.
 Greyah: It's very good. It's also kaput.
 Mathwyn: W&P dot gif
MooseAndTato: Thji
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This us W+P in a single screen
 sethtriggs: Your dog is cut in half by a disc
 KBKarma: I'm sorry, what did the settings say?
 matthaus_c: if you played W+P bingo with this game your card would just explode
MooseAndTato: This is a fine vintage of Watch+Play garbage.
 KBKarma: "Have a potato PC.."
 RealGamerCow: khoomi?
 ArmondoSC: Khoomii?
Gizmoloid: Khoomi?
 Mathwyn: Khoomli button?
 AirmanKJE: E pose
 JadedCynic: trapped in a falling animation...
saintguard: This feels like a good encapsulation of the W+P experience
 matthaus_c: uh ohhh khoomieees
johnnylongtorso: can't talk now, Graham's tripping!
 SpacePotato01: Was a crapshot just born?
 Mathwyn: Stab?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And why is it a control?
  Foxmar320: Yeah sounds like a Crapshot
 halftrip: Directly drink
 KBKarma: Ah, the right list is the controller.
 TheMerricat: Khoomii is the chinese call for cattle.
 anclag: As opposed to indirectly drink??
 sethtriggs: Oh directly drink, like deep-throating the teat? Wild
  Texan_Reverend: ABsolutely zero context-sensitive controls. _Everything_ has a button.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Epic NPC man
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Graham) [now] Stab? Bladder?
  LRRbot: New quote #9251: "Stab? Bladder?" —Graham [2025-01-29]
  Foxmar320: Cow
 sethtriggs: Cows have skates
 KBKarma: So, is this the new hip Fortnite dance?
 matthaus_c: Power Word: Cow
 Mangledpixel: you have summoned an cow
 Shparky2197: Thanks MrPhlip
 RealGamerCow: 0.o
  Foxmar320: uhhhhhh
 sethtriggs: A didjeridoo?
 KBKarma: And someone's playing a didgeridoo badly.
MatzerKat: Moos Ro Dah
 niccus: throat singing
kusinohki: ah yes.  the cow summoning ritual dance...
JuneBlue58: Cow's a robot.
  Foxmar320: Yup
 sethtriggs: YUP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Theme of this W+P has been "what's this? I don't know"
 Shparky2197: I think you just goozled
 red_shoes_jeff: @sethtriggs didjerimoo
 EricTheOrange: FYI Raw milk can be very bad for you
 sethtriggs: The banner art promises glitches, and I will say this game delivered
 ArmondoSC: uh oh
Voidhawk42: I feel like this could easily be a Yakuza subgame
 Mangledpixel: may have been too quick of a reload
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also one of the things I will say is I didn't see a hose and if you are milking a cow WASH THE TEATS
 sethtriggs: @red_shoes_jeff looooool
 Izandai: Hm
Angreed66: I don't
  Foxmar320: Game is so broken 
 margieargie: I don't think -you- broke it...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That may be a new record
 Mathwyn: You need to pasteurise you cow first
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice for QA in the bag!
MatzerKat: You didn't realize this game had permadeath?
 ArmondoSC: gotta verify that integrity now
 red_shoes_jeff: But did they remove Herobrine?
 korvys: I won't be disappointed - that game was aurally distressing
 sethtriggs: That's realistic though
 Izandai: Damn
 Strebenherz: "Is this game relevant to you?"
 Strebenherz: "Similiar to planet zoo"
 matthaus_c: they... fixed a thing?
 JadedCynic: it might need some time after 'qutting' to close out temporary files (if it were optimized poorly, so clearly that's NOT the case  )
 sethtriggs: I can't believe there's actually error/issue tracking by this dev
 red_shoes_jeff: The game itself no longer wants to play.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Same, it actively made my teeth hurt
 Astra7525: Can you perhaps delete the cloud-save for that game?
 RubikDarkwill: Verify integrity of game files?
  Foxmar320: Game too broken for W+P
 dumbo3k: Steam drank directly from the cow
 matthaus_c: steam is scawwed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no, is that game so bad did it break Steam?
 TheAwkes: Raw milk, huh? The protagonist's initials aren't R F and K, are they?
 red_shoes_jeff: Uh oh.
 JadedCynic: @sethtriggs I can, but I can also belive that the dev's efforts aren't solving things...
Invitare: Steam looked at your Library and decided to give up
 ArmondoSC: oh boy, today is just the day of errors
 red_shoes_jeff: PAAAAAUL!
 Akaiatana: Those cows were hole steams.
 korvys: Did you install Russian malware again?
 matthaus_c: did you download a Bitcoin miner
 Astra7525: Let's hope it didn't encrypt the disk drive in the background
 red_shoes_jeff: NEVERMIND!
 JadedCynic: @TheAwkes YAMANDA so no, and it's not funny
 sethtriggs: Is this game on the up and up though?
 Earthenone: that name is udder nonsnese
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn down sound in advance please?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. You actually had to reboot your PC?
 JadedCynic: gawd that fence
 LostThePirate: You can't be too reckless when attempting to drink milk directly from the cow...
 sethtriggs: I love that progress bar that looks like a slider
 Shparky2197: Oh no, not again
  Texan_Reverend: Still hits.
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah you're driving a cursed ice cream truck
MatzerKat: Did you get a virus? Did you get 400,000 viruses?
 Mangledpixel: kuso = crap, ge = game
 littleunknownn: This is amazing
 red_shoes_jeff: I am
loufghyslaufey: Delightedly hilarious    
 TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusoge - effectively intentional Watch+Play games
  Foxmar320: Reviews for this are positive
 RealGamerCow: shitpost games
DoodlestheGreat: Sunraku's specialty!
ArcadeEngineer: @sethtriggs it's the default unity slider. you could just turn off the knob component to make it a loading bar, but they didn't even do that
 A_Dub888: @Mangledpixel like bad or poo games?
 JadedCynic: like 'a shitpost' of a vidjama game?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: ok the car almost feels intentional that time
 TheMerricat: "The term kusogē is a portmanteau of kuso ( fucking or shit , lit. ' crap ' ) and gēmu ( game , ' game ' ; a loanword from English ) ."
 KBKarma: Ah, not like what Sunraku plays?
 Mangledpixel: A_Dub888 essentially
 sethtriggs: I guess the problem I have with these is if you're parodying a bad game, you just made a bad game if it doesn't turn good LOL
 SquareDotCube: A lot of kusoge use Cho Aniki as a theme
 halftrip: Nice body
 sethtriggs: Ito's body is ready for breeding
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma No, exactly what Sunraku plays.
 v_nome: Feels a lot like the "useless inventions"
Bearudite: sometimes intentional sometimes not
 Mathwyn: There were a lot of real bad famicom games, some became legendary
 JadedCynic: so basically it's a regional genre that perfectly encapsulates what we look at here?
 KBKarma: @DoodlestheGreat Is't? I thought the games were shit despite themselves, rather than intentionally.
 matthaus_c: @sethtriggs so that's what he meant by This hole was made for me
 sethtriggs: Love the shuddering juddering moves
 Akaiatana: The vet is here to give the cows establishing shots
 Mangledpixel: that's Agnes, she's special
  Texan_Reverend: Graham, L speaks Japanese and confirms that the subtitles are actually super accurate. What's being said is actually that stupid and weird.
 sethtriggs: dat walk cycle tho
 EikoandMog: I kinda like the idea of Kusoge as someone deliberately making something crap just to learn.
 Greyah: Despite being nothing like it, this somehow reminds me of Katamari.
 Izandai: @Texan_Reverend 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also cows not moving is not a sign of them being hungry
 Shparky2197: What does B(Q) even mean?
 damnitscraig: Kisuge: "Im Garth Marenghi, and this is my dark place"
 JadedCynic: @Texan_Reverend wow, thanks L & Texan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai Dude, that makes it so much worse, also I'm so impressed with L
 KBKarma: @Texan_Reverend So it may have been translated *into* Japanese?
  Texan_Reverend: L waves back.
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma They're a mix. Mostly because the devs had reach they could no grasp.
 Mathwyn: Good luck catching Kira, L!
 matthaus_c: B(Q) is my DJ name
 sethtriggs: Are the cows ready for review?
Thatwasademo: B is just Q now, don't worry about it
 JadedCynic: it wasn't even poor translation; bravo
 Shparky2197: Hi L!
 Ard_Rhys: mildly levitating cows
  MrPhlip: all the cows shaking their heads in sync made Cyriak music start playing in my head
 Diabore: dudes got a sick moon walk
 JadedCynic: I love how the farm owner doest TURN but simply has a walking animation and SLIDES in whatever direction he needs 
 Izandai: At least they're filing in in an orderly manner this time.
 sethtriggs: Whoa, looking at Ito's jeans, he's definitely ready for breeding
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yo uave to get to the liquid physics
 KBKarma: As a note, the vet said she was there to inject the cows then get their bloods. Generally, you get bloods *before* meds. And you do a draw.
 halftrip: Cow app
 Shparky2197: Oh man, from way back in the day, I remember Graham singing, "Look at the cows, standing in the field ..."
Gizmoloid: squeeze the cows into a barn
 Shparky2197: From a W+P long past
 KBKarma: Cow 2.
  Foxmar320: I know I always throw a punch when using my phone
 sethtriggs: This farm is so high-tech you've got a synchronized cow team
 Mathwyn: @kbkarma Maybe she is from the Can't Draw Cows club?
MatzerKat: Oh lord, there's not a separate UI layer for the phone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I apologize, I am literally taking a class on large animal medicine right now so my brain is just "the step is too high to be reasonable for a calf to go up and would cause issues in inclement weather, plus injuries, having wood in a milking parlor is a bad idea for so many reasons"
Bearudite: yamada-kun denwa
 sethtriggs: Oh that was not nice that voice
Sudobyte: perfectly synchronized cows
eid010n: the clock outside the barn is making me nxious
 KBKarma: @Bearudite x 8
Atarra: x_X
 korvys: "see how the cow's body conditions"
 halftrip: how the cow's body conditions
 A_Dub888: I could be playing Infinite Wealth right now... Why am I not playing Infinite Wealth?
 sethtriggs: Oh she's a strength and conditioning coach too!
qwertiest_mint: check out how fast the in game clock is going lol
 AugmentingPath: Yeah, how it conditions. Does it condition into being yoked?
 matthaus_c: intimate cow time
 sethtriggs: Get DEEP in
 KBKarma: Deep into the barn. Up to the elbow.
 Kazman20a: why does that cow have a 3 foot tounge?
johnnylongtorso: there's a cattle backup on I-95, you might want to take an alternate route
 halftrip: Follow the cows to a private room, if you know what I mean
 sethtriggs: That cow's nickname is "Tickler"
 matthaus_c: these cows are actually all part Gene Simmons
 BigDaddyBland87: I poke you
 Cptasparagus: you said pitchfork the cow right?
  Foxmar320: yeah maybe don't do that to a cow
 Izandai: I don't know what I expected.
 halftrip: Are you going to fork the cow?
 NightValien28: what is that stance
 Shparky2197: That's ... not how you pitchfork
 RealGamerCow: what is that animation
EvilBadman: Power stancE!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
Bruceski: Using a pitchfork like a pool cue
MatzerKat: Rope Tug style
 sethtriggs: Anyone who knows about farming...are pitchforks used with cattle?
 JadedCynic: oh man, this can ONLY END WELL
 AugmentingPath: stab that cow! stab that cow!
 KBKarma: You're holding that pitchfork like a quarterstaff. Sort of.
Atarra: it is embedded in your arm....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: it phasing through your arm
Voidhawk42: Tactic-cow
qwertiest_mint: wolverine became a farmer
 Astra7525: But can we reload that pitchfork?
 sethtriggs: OH he should've explained this
 eric_christian_berg: uh tongue
 halftrip: Put the fork down!
  Foxmar320: Sure
  Texan_Reverend: YEET
 dumbo3k: ah, hand feeding the cow, directly off  the pitchfork
 JadedCynic: sure
 Shparky2197: You stronk
 sethtriggs: Yamada's got guns
johnnylongtorso: if I were a rich man
 LurkerSpine: Why are we feeding cattle STRAW???
 JadedCynic: yay
 KBKarma: Crunchy straw.
 sethtriggs: That was a Shredded Wheat sound
eid010n: astounding
 AugmentingPath: hoers
 DigitalSeahorse: cro.ch
 Mangledpixel: cronchy
 matthaus_c: honse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You don't feed straw
 Transmuted_Elf: unsure if youve ever been near a bail of hay, that stuff is stupidly heavy
 halftrip: You forked that cow!
 Izandai: I think there's some plastic in that straw.
Jethrain: but... they don't eat straw
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You feed hay
 DigitalSeahorse: cromch
 JadedCynic: horse...cow...close enough
Gizmoloid: a milky dog!
 red_shoes_jeff: That is some CRISP straw!
 matthaus_c: can't cow horses club
 KBKarma: Yes. They behave strange when the dog is around.
 halftrip: The cows behave like cows
johnnylongtorso: I love the giant clock on the side of the barn
  Foxmar320: Much crunch
 BusTed: That sounds like plastic wrap foley
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Not as strangely as donkeys do (PSA do not have dogs around donkeys if you value the dog)
 halftrip: Kelloggs Hay Chex
 sethtriggs: There's going to be the most amazing piles due to this hay
 Izandai: The traffic jam is incredible.
 A_Dub888: is hay supposed to be that crunchy? Should we get a fresh batch?
 Mangledpixel: he did ask if you've fed ALL the cows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The audio of this whole game is so upsetting
 sethtriggs: You have to earn your teat-suckling
johnnylongtorso: sound effects taken from Crack-a-Pack
 Izandai: 
 Shparky2197: It really does sound like someone crumpling a chip packet.
 Crokoking: i think you need to bring the dog all the way inside the barn to make the cows go into their spots
 KBKarma: I don't think you get to drink milk directly from the cow.
 sethtriggs: You have to pay your dues Graham and Alex!
dm818: Bovine tuberculosis
 flatluigi: have you been in ten feet of a cow
Aenir798: Babies do it!
 Strebenherz: i'm sorry what
 KBKarma: *in* directly, maybe.
 3cbb: the bacteria adds flavor
 Garfman314: graham with the hot takes here
ThorSokar: it's crazy dangerous and stupid
 LostThePirate: Have you ever SEEN a cow???
 Mangledpixel: IS IT? good grief
 dumbo3k: "Health" not Health
 Greyah: Hence it being a grift.
 3cbb: it's like yogurt
 AugmentingPath: Grifter: Health Nonsense was a David Cage game, right?
 KBKarma: That and raw water.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is how the health grift works
Nickiatori: yeah like eating vegtables
Reecer6: i saw a post of a raw milk guy admitting they *obviously* boiled their milk before drinking it, but it was still raw
 JadedCynic: it's like "horse dewormer will save me from this plague"
 SpacePotato01: Is it like a 'Liver King' thing but with milk instead?
 Diabore: because preservatives are bad rabble rabble rabble
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Aenir798 Baby cows and they often need medical treatment if the cow is not correctly medically managed
 KBKarma: @Reecer6 I saw that too!
 sethtriggs: When do we get the movement that says, "Well you know, Newton was wrong."
 korvys: What is that scam?
 arcaneIllumination: It's also probably part of the whole "anti-science" movement of idiots
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Reecer6 ii have so many questions
MatzerKat: Try punching the cow again
 JadedCynic: "the more things change, the more they stay the same"
 bytecaster: thy token whence is infungible
 Drasvin: Old English? I would have figured it was older than that
 AugmentingPath: @korvys I'll tell you, but first you have to buy this pig from me. It's in a sack, but I swear it's a pig and not a cat
 Blip2004: so loud
 Greyah: I think you need to get all the cows to like, a standing place position by using the dog. And then feed all of them.
 sethtriggs: Well no wonder your cow is agitated, the cow keeps walking in place
 Crokoking: bring the dog back in to get all the cows into their spots
johnnylongtorso: danger, agitated cow!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic I wanted to put a guy through a wall when he mentioned that near me recently. during quarantine I had trouble getting dewormer for my actual horse
 matthaus_c: tfw Corticosteroids are up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Corticosteroids are medications
 Strebenherz: I wyll neuer bye the pyg in the poke Thers many a foule pyg in a feyre cloke
 sethtriggs: We can't just go to Tractor Supply and get one?
SiegeFeathers: they all have them
 damnitscraig: cow rave
 Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig jesus christ
 Ard_Rhys: probably agitated by her voice. I know I am
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not what you measure
 Getter404: This whole farm doesn't have An Brush?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ard_Rhys Same
 sethtriggs: Killing me softly, with his love
 DigitalSeahorse: my ears
 Pteraspidomorphi: Can what
 KBKarma: See, what can kill *me* with rejection is not taking my immmunosuppressants,.
 RealGamerCow: @Getter404 oh yeah they gotta get one of those sweet rolly brushes
  Texan_Reverend: Oh,  the brush is probably one of those car wash type brushes they give cows to walk against.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also you can't milk these cows
 sethtriggs: Is...is milk directional from cows?
 halftrip: Once the bucket is put
 Chaotically_Random: Why does it sound like The Chipmunks on Helium?
 sethtriggs: I'm learning so much. Also it's a quicktime event?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Here comes the best part
 Shparky2197: At least they warned you about the quick time event
 Thefluffiestguineapig: None of them have calves/are pregnant/recently had calves weaned
 L0rdX33n: Raw milk is “Gubmint can’t tell me not to get debilitating diseases!” sold to idiots by jerks
 KBKarma: That's a tub, not a bucket.
 gnyrinn: No you see Graham "Brush maker" is a legally protected term and only fully qualified Industrial Engineers can go on to study brushmaking.
johnnylongtorso: stampede!
JuneBlue58: @sethtriggs The casing ejector isn't designed for ambidextrous use.
  Texan_Reverend: All my cows. Gone.
Jethrain: moowalking!
 NotCainNorAbel: GRAHAM!
 BITs19_: quote that?
dm818: putting the moo in moonwalk
 KBKarma: What are you doing there... ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, none of these cows would have milk
 shamblingkrenshar: I think my "favorite" health grifter scam was the "all steak diet"
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
  Texan_Reverend: This man lost all his cows and you're LAUGHING?!
 sethtriggs: "Pass the milker to the left hand side"
 Drasvin: Where's Starboard on a cow?
eid010n: approach the cow widdershins, or you'll spoil the milk
 JadedCynic: wait, a QTE to milk a cow
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johnnylongtorso: milking a cow = turning sticky keys on
 Izandai: This game is AMAZING
  Foxmar320: This game keeps getting better
 NightValien28: bessey is zooming
Atarra: rotating cows
 Laserbeaks_Fury: wait for it...
 matthaus_c: this game might rule, actually
 JadedCynic: well it WAS connected, but not in the USUAL way...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is stardew valley right
 sethtriggs: Well of course the cows aren't solid why would they be
 KBKarma: And then you're going to drink it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Milking cows is hard, this might be harder
 wench_tacular: slow steady stokes
johnnylongtorso: oh no, the cows have conjoined
 Izandai: The UI elements being attached to in-game objects is so good.
 Izandai: 
 KBKarma: The cows are intersecting.
7gorobei: is that hay on the floor, or is it manure now?
  Foxmar320: Wat
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's minecraft cow physics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmm
 Izandai: Did you get shot???
  Texan_Reverend: You just took damage from that failure...
  NapalmSideburns: these cows trying to create a bovine centipede?
 KBKarma: You appear to have taken cow damage.
Jethrain: you took damage??
 AugmentingPath: press left arrow and alt at the same time I guess?
 Megaparsec256: cow kicked you ig
Voidhawk42: I bet this isn't the most popular milking simulator on steam
 Shparky2197: Which alt?
 sethtriggs: PING
  Texan_Reverend: Did you get cow kicked?
 Mangledpixel: yeet!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean cows will kick you if you milk them wrong
 Garfman314: that's clearly how cows move
 KBKarma: There's a cow outside that's just fucking glitching.
 Drasvin: GlitchCows
 Greyah: Now the cows remind me even more of Katamari.
 Strebenherz: I think there was there a milk cows key in the controls?
 dumbo3k: halpp canm't breathe, laugh too hard
  MrPhlip: that cow wants to get the Watch For Rolling Rocks star in 0.5x A presses
 MalFnord: The cows are phasing out of existence
 DigitalSeahorse: calf can milk her!
  NapalmSideburns: That's what she said!
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig I saw an article on the Guardian a bit ago about cows killing people and being the leading cause of death for farmers.
   Anubis169: Suddenly cow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma I believe it
 sethtriggs: Cows can end you if they feel like it
 matthaus_c: Milking at QPU speed
  Texan_Reverend: Half tug press
 lirazel64: It's like *Silver Spoon* on acid.
satyropodobny: those cows be acting like goats
 LordZarano: Do we need the brush to calm the cows?
 DigitalSeahorse: half an a press on teet
 KBKarma: Something something give your nuts a tug.
 Mangledpixel: but first we need to talk about alternate dairies
 sethtriggs: Private room is the nursing pod!
Gizmoloid: wow the barn clock goes fast!
Caleb_QDC: quadruple parallel udders
 Izandai: No Graham, a kid is a baby goat.
 dumbo3k: I think you put the bucket down and have to wait for the animation to finish
 KBKarma: Hey, I wonder if you can milk the calf.
 SnackPak_: 
 Izandai: 
 matthaus_c: MILKED
  Foxmar320: We did it!
 Garfman314: milk achieved!
  Texan_Reverend: That was...a sound.
 wench_tacular: 
 Amentur: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
johnnylongtorso: *sploosh*
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 JadedCynic: 
 sethtriggs: Phantom milk
 KBKarma: Schroedinger's milk?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate all the sound design of this game
  Texan_Reverend: Dunk it on the farmer in celebration, Gatorade style.
 Megaparsec256: might be in your inventory now?
 Drasvin: Milked directly into the app
 Izandai: Oh god this game is on a timer?
 Izandai: Absolutely the piss not.
MatzerKat: There's time pressure? They think they can get away with that?
 sethtriggs: Are those infinite spawns?
 Izandai: IT SURE IS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If the new guy has never worked on a farm honestly this is probably about what they expect
 sethtriggs: It's hard, that's why he's the breeding farmer
Gizmoloid: mostly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Talk to "us"
  Texan_Reverend: ummmmmmmmmm
 Shparky2197: Wut
 Izandai: EXCUSE ME
 AugmentingPath: nah, that's milk
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 JadedCynic: um
  Foxmar320: uhhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: What??
 sethtriggs: Well no wonder why the cows act like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
 KBKarma: The cow irradiation device. Obviously.
 baltimore_667083: WHAT
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 damnitscraig: what was the "Drink milk direct from cow" button?
 dumbo3k: a well known milk additive
 Drasvin: Radioactive propane?
 offbeatwitch: ooh, fissile fuel!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: zombie cows
thebuzzstreams: This explains the VA work
  NapalmSideburns: it's a secret tool that will help us later!
 wench_tacular: a vital component of milk production
 Strebenherz: can you punch the uranium?
 accountmadeforants: Is the barn a cover-up for us trying to build our own nuclear reactor
 PhorrestGaze: it's actually just full of plates
 DaxStrife: Did the designer thought it was a propane tank?
 JadedCynic: WHY [interrobang]
eid010n: that's the milk centrifuge
  Foxmar320: 
 Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MatzerKat: Our milk is backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS
 accountmadeforants: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KBKarma: Can't ask Marshmallow, she's not on.
 wench_tacular: the rare double door
 accountmadeforants: Anomalies
 TheAwkes: Default-Assetitis
 Izandai: ARMOR???
 sethtriggs: Well, yeah why not
 JadedCynic: of course
 Izandai: IS THAT NITRO
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
satyropodobny: that's how we get strawberry milk
 CaptainSpam: What's wrong?  He opened the door. 
thebuzzstreams: It's the uranium
  Foxmar320: The sub ocean calls us!
 Alness49: Well, you need to pasteurize the milk SOMEHOW
 matthaus_c: IT HAS NITRO
 A_Dub888: Real fake cardoors!
 red_shoes_jeff: My truck now!
 sethtriggs: Oh this looks like an unsteerable brick!
 kassbjames: It says 248 on the end... so not a stable version
 Dog_of_Myth: Why does the truck need Armor??
 baltimore_667083: wait why is it armored
 BrowneePointz: Anhydrous Ammonia? for some reason?
EvilBadman: Look at me, I am the milkman now
 RealGamerCow: time to isekai a noob
  Foxmar320: Time to play ROAD again
 Mathwyn: Truck: Not even once
 margieargie: Some nasty washboarding on that road
 Transmuted_Elf: love the 5th wheel on the truck
 KBKarma: Oh hey, it's Nym!
satyropodobny: All right truck-kun let's isekai some highschoolers
 RealGamerCow: that's Cletus the meth dealer
johnnylongtorso: the cows cut the brakes!
 matthaus_c: we live, we die, we live again!
ArcadeEngineer: that grass is astonishingly green. like 100% saturation green
 dumbo3k: It's Speed! Box Truck edition!
 sethtriggs: I think there's a bicycle transmission operating this truck
 matthaus_c: shiny and chrome!
 BrowneePointz: Bennett Foddy?
  Texan_Reverend: Is this truck a dually...but only on the right side?
  NapalmSideburns: 5/7 perfect game
 KBKarma: @johnnylongtorso The cows *are* the brakes!
 Izandai: You're on a concave surface! How did you high-side it!
  Foxmar320: Punch the car while using your phone like we all do
  Texan_Reverend: Or is the entire axle just shifted right by like half a wheel width?
 sethtriggs: OH wow that truck has Hot Wheels wheels! Look at 'em!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do your tires keep exploding?
EvilBadman: thank god our armor is still perfect
 KBKarma: Yes, slam into the floating fence.
 matthaus_c: we just have to play as Truck-kun now
 Greyah: So where's that bridge? I wanna see you peel this truck.
  NapalmSideburns: Why does thiss truck have "Armor"?
 KBKarma: It just keeps rolling...
 Izandai: Where's the brake?
 sethtriggs: Love too squeal tires on gravel!
  Texan_Reverend: @NapalmSideburns Cows kick really hard dontcha know.
 L0rdX33n: We’re in a truck now, did we got milk?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NapalmSideburns Because cows
 sethtriggs: You can stab in this game
eid010n: Press M to Directly Drink
 margieargie: Extrude self from truck
 EikoandMog: Yeah, I was thinking Trevor
 sethtriggs: Love the desert farms of Japan
 RealGamerCow: that is a stock Unity guy, he's in Supermarket Simulator as well
 KBKarma: I wonder if all the NPCs are the same person with some kind of filter.
 Shparky2197: It's it?
 Izandai: [Citation Needed]
 Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing?
 sethtriggs: TOS
MatzerKat: hello i am sholdun bezingo
  Foxmar320: So forward
 YawnLance: My milk or *my* milk???
 Cptasparagus: "daddy"
 CaptainSpam: That is very forward of you, sir, no.
 Strebenherz: !tos
satyropodobny: We should have never let Trevor watch Young Sheldon
 MalFnord: aaaannnnnd ToS
 matthaus_c: sometimes you just gotta help a bro out with his milk
 KBKarma: I think this game is trying to be Shenmue.
EvilBadman: @Izandai just google "largest milk producers" 
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHAHA
  Foxmar320: hahaaaaaa
 SomebodyNowhere: truck why
 Izandai: ?????????????????/
 sethtriggs: Oh no it ditched you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAAHHHH
  Texan_Reverend: GTAed!
 margieargie:  
 Izandai: @EvilBadman 
3PlayerPolitics: goodbye
Atarra: XD
 KBKarma: Wave goodbye to the truck.
johnnylongtorso: speaking of GTA
 accountmadeforants: That's amazing
 sethtriggs: It's Herbie's drunk uncle!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Truck
  Foxmar320: uhhhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: Truck-kun was like "fuckin walk then!"
 Izandai: That is an incredible phone number.
 SomebodyNowhere: huh
 EikoandMog: nnniiiccceee
 PhorrestGaze: nice
 sethtriggs: This game having a stamina bar is an insult
  NapalmSideburns: 3
EvilBadman: "and my wife is 01"
 jae_dorian: Was the ring tone Bella Ciao
  Foxmar320: Graham you're goign to get so many spam calls now
  Foxmar320: 
Gizmoloid: @Foxmar320 
 korvys: It's a good thing you have stamina, to prevent you abusing the dodge roll
 Mathwyn: "There was a truck here. Its gone now"
 AugmentingPath: Is the blue bar mana? xp?
 Drasvin: I think they guy who took the truck was it's original driver
EvilBadman: Mana, silly
 sethtriggs: This game is full of hate
johnnylongtorso: blue milk
EvilBadman: we dumped into int
 korvys: Man, obv
 KBKarma: @Drasvin It Is a Mystery.
  NapalmSideburns: humanity
 Diabore: maybe its a piss meter
 KBKarma: Like where the truck went.
 Greyah: Maybe the blue bar is how much milk you have inside you.
 Akaiatana: FP. Your farm points\
 damnitscraig: Current internal milk status
ArcadeEngineer: two shadows!
ArcadeEngineer: two suns!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chores?
 JadedCynic: maybe it's "how much cow milk have I drunk"?
 KV1NN4: is blue... milk drunk content
 sethtriggs: It went to a farm up-prefecture
 KBKarma: Something something Beware of Chicken.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We haven't even gotten to the liquid milk physics part of the game yet
 Shparky2197: Oh yeah, just noticed the double shadow
 korvys: (the dimension is death)
 ShaneLeeAtk: Another dimension
johnnylongtorso: it's the Vashta Nerada
 Izandai: Probably.
 CouldntPickAUsername: another dimension?
Atarra: @ArcadeEngineer look, it's either that or have everything in pitch darkness, apparently
 sethtriggs: Are there two suns in this game?
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no, my upper body has been isekai'd
 CataclysmicReverb: Like, getting unstuck from an Amantiallo wall by isekai truck?
 sethtriggs: The cow flop is weighing you down
  Texan_Reverend: PS: that tidbit about milk production is a bald-faced lie. The US is number 2 - producing half as much as India - and Japan is 26th.
 ArmondoSC: oh i bet the blue bar is time
 30teracyte: I Stared Working At A Dairy Farm And My Boss Won't Stop Moonwalking!
 KBKarma: @CataclysmicReverb By god, Montressor!
 CaptainSpam: Okay, new game jam idea: You're a truck, you're at Manga High School, there's all these kids in the wrong universe, and...
 ArmondoSC: its a clock
 Gekyouryuu: "It used to be that when a child was about to be run over by a truck, they'd be saved by a passing tokusatsu hero. That doesn't happen anymore, and that's why isekai is so prevalent."
 Xed_Regulus: I want a new Isekai where the guy who dies wakes-up in a regular, modern day world, with now special powers or gamification abilities.
 Izandai: @Texan_Reverend 
 Xed_Regulus: **no special
 sethtriggs: Not even holding the handles
  Foxmar320: That sound
satyropodobny: @Xed_Regulus yeah that's half of Korean Manwha
 KBKarma: Maybe you should try the Drink Directly button.
 Strebenherz: Press M
eid010n: What does pressing M to directly drink do?
 damnitscraig: M
 KBKarma: There's a keyboard shortcut.
 Izandai: The menu said that was M
 SomebodyNowhere: everyone knows raw milk is soooo good for you
 KBKarma: Raw milk and raw water.
 sethtriggs: This seems like a nightmare to control
 matthaus_c: bovine superposition
 CaptainSpam: @Xed_Regulus So... just plain reincarnation, then?
 Greyah: Rawdogging that milk
 Strebenherz: Humans, totally not lactose intolerant, let alone of raw milk
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @SomebodyNowhere to be fair these cows have 99.99% less shit on them than usual
 KBKarma: Yeah, @LoadingReadyRun, there's a button for drinking directly.
 Izandai: At least forward isn't Z.
 RealGamerCow: alex is a professional
 Izandai: Alex is a professional at this.
Voidhawk42: Alex, coming from you that is a hard bar to clear
  Foxmar320: Alex is a professional
 Izandai: It's M
 RealGamerCow: Alex is the speedrunner of shit
 Cptasparagus: hes the glurp champion for a reason
 sethtriggs: I actually wonder if there's a bucket faucet
 Strebenherz: Alex was notably using his W+P expertise on glurp
 Xed_Regulus: @CaptainSpam Yeah, but call it an Isekai because the genre needs something new
mrverbal: strong elbows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say the fact this barn has solid walls with no aisle outside a fence you can climb to escape angry cows is a profound safety hazard
 KBKarma: Time to hrvist coos.
  NapalmSideburns: @SomebodyNowhere I love raw milk, I like it better warm though so I heat it up for a while
 CaptainSpam: @RealGamerCow One day, Alex will be on Awful/Silly Block at [A|S]GDQ... 
 sethtriggs: My goodness this fence is the land equivalent of a screen door on a submarine!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KBKarma: Cows.
JuneBlue58: Cows, I assume.
satyropodobny: when I said I wanted to be isekaied into another world I didn't mean Albania
 sethtriggs: You are growing radioactive lichen
 Strebenherz: those look like ferns
 Strebenherz: but why thou
Voidhawk42: Low poly ferns, they sell them to Far Cry game devs
 Astra7525: This is where the chroma green pigment comes from
 KBKarma: @JuneBlue58 Same hat!
 Mangledpixel: 550 nm wavelength grass
 Izandai: "I have a side gig farming... You know, green. What? No not weed, I mean the color."
 sethtriggs: The real money is in HSV farms
  NapalmSideburns: spare parts
 Laserbeaks_Fury: YOu have to plant crops in a complementary rotation
 sethtriggs: dat strut tho
 RealGamerCow: lets see you digest grass
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ruminants
 matthaus_c: absolutely stacked with stomachs
 Izandai: [Hank Green has entered the chat]
 Laserbeaks_Fury: moo juice
 sethtriggs: Can't do it when doggo is nearby?
  Texan_Reverend: You might need to ditch the dog to keep them from running.
  NapalmSideburns: how'd you know that cow's name was shirley?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A trochar?
 LordZarano: Gotta be real skilled to run a Y Cb Cr farm
JuneBlue58: Notably, grass contains silicates that will severely damage human teeth over time if you chew on it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To vent the gas?
 damnitscraig: cow window
satyropodobny: someone call Gaben
 Izandai: 
 Garfman314: they can light the methane on fire, so you can have a cow blowtorch
 ShaneLeeAtk: Relieve boat
 sethtriggs: You can tap the cow for gas
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bloat
  Foxmar320: Gotta tap the cow
 Cptasparagus: OOH! My research lab is attached to our vet school, and they have a lot of those cows. They use it to put things in and see how they digest.
 damnitscraig: also to look and or reach in and check consistency
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because bloat is genuinely a hazard to life
 Saintnex: honestly relatable 
 CaptainSpam: Inflatable cows!
 KBKarma: Vacuum pack your cows?
  Texan_Reverend: Also, rennet. For making cheese.
 RealGamerCow: it's usually a syringe with the plunger removed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh it's HORRENDOUS
 Garfman314: fistulated cow is a similar but separate thing
 Sergue_Thorien: I think they still have porthole cows at the Experimental Farm in Ottawa
 warpstonewarlock: "I'm working on that technology!"
 SpacePotato01: so it must be possible to make a rocket-powered cow, where the cow provides the fuel
 Izandai: How???
Sliibee: They light that gas on fire sometimes, to keep the pure methane from going into the atmosphere
  NapalmSideburns: getting stuck in cows is how people die
 Shparky2197: Call dog?
 BITs19_: I saw someone turn it into a little blow torch. I hope that ended okay for the cow...
 arcaneIllumination: @warpstonewarlock stop
  Foxmar320: 
 BusTed: 
 KBKarma: @warpstonewarlock "Stop working on that technology."
 matthaus_c: trepanation is good for the cows' humours
 Its_VeeBot: Excuse me for a moment. *walks away and begins making horrible vomiting noises*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Not necessarily because if it has to stay in for a couple days it needs to be screwed in
 sethtriggs: What a well programmed game!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Between Two Moos
 Shparky2197: Yeah?
JuneBlue58: @Texan_Reverend It's actually pretty rare to use actual animal rennet these days, lab synthesized is the norm.
 sethtriggs: OH
 catcard: we did it.
 Izandai: WE DID IT
 BITs19_: YESSSSSS
 SnackPak_: 
 neisan2112: AAAAAAA
  Foxmar320: omg
 Garfman314: congrats?
 MrSarkhan: I hate that
 BusTed: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 Izandai:   
 sethtriggs: I'm going to be suck uuuuugghghhh
 lirazel64: Eww.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOO
 YawnLance: Got there
 neisan2112: The fucking SLURP
NimrodXIV: nope nope nope
 Diabore: NOPE, ABSOLUTELY NOT
  NapalmSideburns: Vomit vomit vomit!
 30teracyte: The noises
sfn____: D:
 KBKarma: It sounds like he's vomiting it back up.
Voidhawk42: "Whoops, that was a bull"
ForOhForError: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
 korvys: Well, does what it says on the tin
Invitare: fresh from the tap
 Izandai: WE HAVE ACHIEVED RAW MILK
 damnitscraig: YEEESSS
 sethtriggs: Sick, I mean. SICK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's poo on those udders
 CaptainSpam: Straight... from the source, I guess.
 Steelwolf171: Noooooooooooooo
 Lysander_salamander: retire champion
 matthaus_c: udderly satisfying
SiegeFeathers: somehow both more and less graphic than i was expecting
 Unas84: well, enjoy your H5N1 
 Lysander_salamander: I guess?
 LilyOfTheVeil666:    
EvilBadman:  but with a cow
ToastyLoaff: Game complete
 LiveFaust: RFK Jr would be proud.
eid010n: the rawest milk
Bearudite: farm to table
  Simriel: I love that alex got what he wanted, and wasn't happy about it
 korvys: The slurp
 KBKarma: I think it's safe to exit the game now.
epsilon_vee: raw cowing
 Strebenherz: cursed
  Texan_Reverend: @JuneBlue58 Indeed. That was more about historical context. And some traditional methods.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
KevinTheShark: The blue bar IS the milk level!
 sethtriggs: My stomach is doing flipflops right now
 Greyah: Did that fill the blue bar? Was I right about the blue being how much milk is inside you?
doctorGunsforhands: It filled up some of your blue! Whatever that is!
 lamina5432: I feel like we've experienced enough of this game
 lirazel64: Can we escape over the horizon?
  Foxmar320: Yeah it filled your blue. Time to drink more Vex milk
 BITs19_: Graham, you were saying about the pick line during chemo?
 halftrip: SCORE =
 Shparky2197: I'm still wondering what the second light source is
 sethtriggs: You're going to cast fireball as your insides become your outsides
 Izandai: You know what, if drinking raw milk would let me cast Fireball, I'd risk it.
johnnylongtorso: maybe if you're lactose intolerant
 matthaus_c: so the Pick Up prompts are on their own UI layer, but the fucking Phone ISN'T
  NapalmSideburns: @Izandai I wouldn't, I'm very flammable
 KBKarma: Oh, I feel that Graham. They were going to stick a pic line in me, but they never got a chance before discharge.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, when I had my terrible bleeding ulcer they did that too
 RealGamerCow: sit the bed up, slap your face a few times, jump scare you
 CaptainSpam: That is not what hay sounds like.
 RatherLargeToad: vampire jumpscare
 Izandai: 
 Blip2004: as someone who has gone through 3 IV lines in 2 days I would rather a long term solution
 sethtriggs: Yeah I knew of people who had those kind of ports
 Izandai: 
 damnitscraig: different to a Canula?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Ports are definitely a thing.
  NapalmSideburns: She had a to-go order
 notthepenguins: Graham "Put A Spigot In Me" Stark
 KBKarma: I had a bunch of ports in my neck.
  Juliamon: My mom got one of those when she was having sepsis treatment
 matthaus_c: Graham's USB port
 KBKarma: Reminded me of the Predator dreads.
JuneBlue58: "Hell is breakfast with other people" the cow says.
 Strebenherz: i assume they removed the blood faucet later
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would have loved one of those
 Jigokuro: My mom had a port for chemo. It was convenient then but then also years later it still worked.
  Foxmar320: Did it leave a scar?
 Shparky2197: Why Alex
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A stab? With a KNIFE?
 Garfman314: go full horned lizard!
 Izandai: Bye!
 RealGamerCow: spray them with radioactive blood!
 matthaus_c: you didn't want to keep the blood faucet?
 neisan2112: Oh no the dugler!
 Strebenherz: what's the proper term for that?
 DigitalSeahorse: thank heavens and all that is good for modern medicine
  Texan_Reverend: Potential infection risk is probably why it's not recommended more often.
 sethtriggs: They're going to make you muck out the barn in this game aren't you?
 sethtriggs: I could see that being a potential for acidents
mrverbal: is that just a canula, or something more?
 korvys: SLURP
 offbeatwitch: slorp
 halftrip: SLurp!
  Texan_Reverend: Glug Glug
 dumbo3k: gah, how could alex drink with that sound going xD
 sethtriggs: Yamada's mouth even sounds like a glass
 Jigokuro: Any time a hospital needed to IV anything they just used the port.
 KBKarma: I still have a scar from my arterial line. Which is a terrifying version of a cannula.
 Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah one of the reasons being hospitalized during the ulcer was so awful was being shaken awake for the blood draws every 3 hours
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
 SnackPak_: neat
3PlayerPolitics: um?
 Shparky2197: Oh, cool!
 Izandai: WOA
  Foxmar320: Wow thats kinda cool
 Izandai: That's wild.
 arcaneIllumination: Uhhh
 matthaus_c: cool technology
 dumbo3k: Magnets, how do they work?
 RealGamerCow: that is WILD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's cool and also terrifying
 sethtriggs: Wow!
 warpstonewarlock: Wow
ToastyLoaff: Thats so rinky dink sounding
NimrodXIV: freaky, but yeah okay
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Shittiest escort quest
 Greyah: Yo that's rad.
 wench_tacular: that sounds like some video game shit
 BITs19_: wild
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was hooked up to a heart monitor twenty four hours a day. And got meds like three times a day. Not including the drop.
  Juliamon: Science is actually pretty great
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet
  Foxmar320: Like it sucks you had to deal with all that but it's interesting to learn about
 Shparky2197: So splashy
Saphiroko: did you feel it moving through your veins??
 korvys: And that's called a picc line?
 arcaneIllumination: I'd be worried that if I moved too much I might fuck that line up.
 znicol85: Like the board game Operation, but hardcore mode
 Izandai: 
EvilBadman: is that trick farm perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And your arms
Saphiroko: phew
 Izandai: Yeah you got no nerve endings on the inside, and thank goodness for that.
 offbeatwitch: i mean theres no nerves in there right
 Greyah: I mean, you got no nerves inside your veins. That'd be real weird.
 offbeatwitch: its good you cant feel your blood moving inside you
  Foxmar320: Id love to hear you talk about it in more detail
 KBKarma: I once had a right heart cath, and it went wrong and I could *feel* the catheter tube going through me.
Saphiroko: oh true, I figured it would press on other things
 RealGamerCow: saline flushes are SO weird. You get so cold
 sethtriggs: @KBKarma that is high octane nightmare fuel
Saphiroko: @KBKarma *screams incoherently*
 KBKarma: Oh yes, same!
 RealGamerCow: and there's no reason for it, right?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Was it cold saline?
  NapalmSideburns: yeay, Saline can do that to people
 Izandai: 
 DigitalSeahorse: lol the cow takes the feed with long tungue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Yeah, and especially since I was at that time idopathically tachycardic the heart monitor would scream SO OFTEN
 EikoandMog: If I had nickel for each time one of my favourite creators had very treatable cancer they are open to talking about, I'd have two nickels. That's not a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
 dumbo3k: Oh yeah! I've been telling the IV nurses at the hospital about that, and your explanation
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Hank Green did a video on that a while back
 BusTed: "..."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But answer the question
 KBKarma: @Saphiroko I actually started calling for sedatives. I woke up with bruises on the inside of my arm *and* outside.
Saphiroko: lol gee thanks
 Izandai: 
NimrodXIV: but why tho
ToastyLoaff: "Thanks for not answering my question doc"
Angreed66: they don't know
  Foxmar320: That gives off big "Great question.... next question" energy
 matthaus_c: "fucked if I know brother"
 sethtriggs: Nervous system is weird I guess!
 PhorrestGaze: that added more questions to my question!
Despoiler98:   but WHY thos
Saphiroko: @KBKarma geeeez, that really sucks, I'm so sorry
  Juliamon: They're so afraid of admitting they don't know
 Izandai: Aaaah
 SnackPak_: also neat
Saphiroko: ohhhhh
 BusTed: funky
 Lysander_salamander: oh cool
 DigitalSeahorse: ooooh
 MrSarkhan: huh
3PlayerPolitics: ohhh
 sethtriggs: That sounds scary
HavenDragon: oh WOW
 KBKarma: I actually told nurses in the hospital that. Because they didn't know.
doctorGunsforhands: Coooool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Weird
 dumbo3k: Yeah, happens with normal IVs too
 VeryBadLifeChoices: human body is wiiiild
 A_Dub888: pretty sure you HAVE told this story but I couldn't tell you when. Still interesting
 Drasvin: Salty breath
 DeM0nFiRe: So if they put fire in instead of saline, you would become a dragon?!?
mrverbal: medicine is so wild
 Lysander_salamander: the human body is fascinating
 KBKarma: And a few also didn't know you could taste saline.
HavenDragon: that's very cool
 matthaus_c: oh so we're always tasting CO2
ToastyLoaff: Sea breath
 warpstonewarlock: I remember this from your stand up during that LrL
 sethtriggs: I didn't know these lil' Hondas are 4WD
 Mangledpixel: the Promised Land
 BITs19_: wild
  NapalmSideburns: Sub ocean, grant us sweet relief!
 KBKarma: But yeah. Getting a heart transplant has a whole lot of complications.
 BITs19_: human body is weird, yo
 Izandai: Yeah, molecules move around way faster than you think.
 LostThePirate: Have heard it before, yeah, but it's still interesting
 raulghoulia: incurious people drive me crazy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The detection threshold for CO2 is very, very high.
ToastyLoaff: I think thats a sales tactic to never admit when you dont know something
 KBKarma: FREEEEDOM!
 sethtriggs: I guess they're like "Don't worry about it"
  Foxmar320: Flawless
 sethtriggs: Ahhh collision is just a suggestion for water
 lightfut: Water just a suggestion
doctorGunsforhands: Medical professionals not wanting to admit they don't know lest they lose your confidence
 Cptasparagus: I was talking to my mom about this earlier, I work on tissue regeneration and its really weird for me to build up a ton of knowledge and design a product, then to have it eventually be used by someone who understands it not at all but just enough to help people. Its a strange conundrum.
Voidhawk42: Fun fact: it takes blood roughly a minute to make a full circuit of your body. Red cells be zoomin!
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  Foxmar320: Now on the moon I think
 Strebenherz: @Voidhawk42 whaaa
 sethtriggs: Peelin' rubber underwater is the way to be!
  Juliamon: real answer is they aren't told in school and don't have time to look it up on their own time, but they can't tell you that because they fear for their jobs
Saphiroko: @Cptasparagus sounds like software engineering!
 Izandai: dinger
 RatherLargeToad: Armor, as represented by this gas pump
Despoiler98:  
 lightfut: Ian approves finding the roof
prince_infidel: I guess there are so many weird medical stuff they tend to forget to look it up
 Cptasparagus: @Saphiroko honestly yeah
  NapalmSideburns: @Voidhawk42 pump up the jam
 halftrip: nice recovery
 SnackPak_: 
coriolis_storm: It’s like the Lotus from James Bond!
 Izandai: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahahaha
 Izandai: YES
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: YESSSSS
 KBKarma: And off we go!
 sethtriggs: This is fine what's happening!
 Shparky2197: Yes!
Aenir798: beautiful
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Izandai: GHOST RIDING UNDER THE SEA
 halftrip: Sweet skills!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEESSSSSSSSS
 Strebenherz: IT GOT BETTER
 margieargie:  
 NightValien28: YES
Despoiler98: perfect
Gizmoloid: the best way to drive!
 Drasvin: XD
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 Greyah: I wonder what would happen when you become filled with milk.
Saphiroko: sea ride the whip!!
 MolaMolaphant: ghost riding?
eid010n: You are now an outrigger, I believe
Despoiler98:   
 Garfman314: that's how i like to drive
 korvys: Oh, I think we have an invisibile wall
 neisan2112: HOh hell yeah, ghoast ride on the lake floor
  Texan_Reverend: Boooo....indivisible wall.
JuneBlue58: I looked away for five minutes, are we on the moon now?
 warpstonewarlock: One of the best/worst W+P games in long time
 KBKarma: Oh neat, crickets underwater.
 Izandai: @JuneBlue58 Under the sea.
   Anubis169: hung up on geometry
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon I think that its just more that if its not absolutely critical for helping someone, then its not worth trying to teach a million nurses
 Izandai: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Why are you in italics?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @warpstonewarlock The Battle of Angels still tops it for me
 sethtriggs: v8 - keep your diet straight!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
  NapalmSideburns: he's leaning into the bitt
  Foxmar320: We are on the moon now 
 KBKarma: Strong wind underwater.
 Garfman314: he's a smooth criminal
 TheWriterAleph: leeeean wit it
 Astra7525: ah, he's Dutch
 Greyah: Hey I read about this in Alex's comic.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is what happens at the dge of the FLat Earth
 korvys: Alex is always on this show
Gizmoloid: @NapalmSideburns 
 KBKarma: The Dutch! Again!
  Juliamon: Cptasparagus I didn't specify *why* they weren't taught, it's all time crunch all the way down
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 korvys: Alex is always in it
 sethtriggs: Aw no you got Austin Powers'd
 arcaneIllumination: It alex, so he's in italics
 Lysander_salamander: bummer
 margieargie: Boooo!
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon yeah thats fair
coriolis_storm: @astra7525 Ok, that was really funny!
wholsometiger: What is the name of Alex's web comic?
Aenir798: if you park up against the wall, can you exit on the other side?
 sethtriggs: The cows are supersonic
MatzerKat: Seacows
 Garfman314: they're the sea cows, clearly
ToastyLoaff: Who doesnt?
   Anubis169: so... can you line the car up and 'get out' through the invisible wall? 
  Texan_Reverend: Hot Cocoa.
 KBKarma: I love Coco too. Great film.
  Juliamon: co(w)co(w)
 halftrip: Yes
 damnitscraig: its a tilt like the perspective trick in Zelda, a Link between worlds
 MDK_Marshal: I wonder, if you rubbed the side of the car riiight up to the wall, would you get out THROUGH the invisible wall, and be free?
  NapalmSideburns: cocomelon
 sethtriggs: Well this convinced me to buy a Scion
 A_Dub888: I love lamp
 terrence_too: Use the getting out animation to clip past the barrier?
 MDK_Marshal: @Anubis169 Oh snap 
   Anubis169 hugs MDK_Marshal
EvilBadman: Yeah the halo out of wrold clip might work
 KBKarma: Wow. That water texture.
 LurkerSpine: I wish scion still existed 
  Foxmar320: Yessss Graham! The old Destiny sparrow trick
 Izandai: YES
 SnackPak_: yooo
   Anubis169: oh please...
 TheAwkes: I thought that was heat shimmer as a LOD effect. Forgot you were exploring under water.
 Strebenherz: Yessssssss
 Cptasparagus: the scion xB upset me greatly
 Shparky2197: Are we sub ocean?
 MDK_Marshal: Looking gooooddd
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 That's been a bungie glitch longer than that 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait for it!
  Texan_Reverend: Your jaunty angle may also have helped. Who knows?
ToastyLoaff: Alex are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Alex?
 sethtriggs: Nice Large Magellanic Cloud
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SincereCheerfulDogeMVGame-C8jvcdDMgdlBanzP
 Shparky2197: Please let us get to the subocean
ArcadeEngineer: at night there's only one sun to cast shadows
 halftrip: Is your name Ilene?
 Izandai: Oh you can see the aurora!
 sethtriggs: Cows with swollen udders
  NapalmSideburns: The cows are mad you get to escape this game's boundaries
   Anubis169: YES!!!
 MDK_Marshal: Y E S
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 
ToastyLoaff: This is a terrible Tamagotchi
 Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 sethtriggs: YESSSS
  NapalmSideburns: YES
 KBKarma: This is why it's easier to drink milk directly from the cow.
 SymphonySolstice: 
   Anubis169: Sub-ocean get!!
  Texan_Reverend: We deed eet!!!
SiegeFeathers: yessss
 warpstonewarlock: YEEEEES!
Despoiler98: YEEEEEAAAAGHH
 Strebenherz: YES
 Wolfstrike_NL: o7
 arcaneIllumination: Sub ocean!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those cows are probably getting mastitis
 offbeatwitch: subocean achieved!
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 Shparky2197: Yes! We made it n
 CaptainSpam: WE DID IT CHAT
 MDK_Marshal: It's goooooodddd
 Garfman314: home free
 KBKarma: SAFE!
 Amentur: YES!
 halftrip: Splash!
 Mangledpixel: we're HOME!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSS
 EikoandMog: YESSSSSS
 terrence_too: Success!
  NapalmSideburns: SWEET RELEASE!
Saphiroko: sweet release
Gizmoloid: o7
 Unas84: sweet release!
 MrSarkhan:   
 NightValien28: YEEEEEES
HavenDragon: yeah!~
 Its_VeeBot:    
 Aarek:   
SiegeFeathers: it's so beautiful
 TheWriterAleph: WE DID IT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOME
wholsometiger: YES!!!
 VeryBadLifeChoices:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Aenir798: Success
 Amentur: 
 arcaneIllumination:   
3PlayerPolitics: huzzah!!
 Ashmantle:   
 Drasvin: 
 arcaneIllumination: Summon cow?
 Izandai: This is one of the greatest games this show has ever had.
Sliibee: Hello subocean my old friend
 JadedCynic:  GOAT THERE
 lirazel64: FREEDOM!
 Marvoleath: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Lysander_salamander: pretty
ThorSokar:  FREEDOM! 
 JadedCynic: nice skybox
 red_shoes_jeff: Having listened to that song SEVERAL times on the radio at work, I have concluded that the 'Smooth Criminal' is in no way smooth.
Jethrain: in this part of the country?
 sethtriggs: It's the Norway part of Japan!
Metric_Furlong: sub ocean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc
 Aarek: Aurora Borealis?
Despoiler98:   
   Anubis169: that is really pretty
 Alness49: Drinking directly from the sub ocean!
 Strebenherz:   
 Sorator13: The subocean looks surprisingly like space!
SiegeFeathers: surprisingly nice skybox
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: at this time of year?
 DarthRagnar815: Victory condition achieved. 
 JadedCynic: 
HavenDragon: moons haunted
 sethtriggs: Moon is scared
 PhilanthropyLich: Can you pull up your phone?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Aurora Borealis? localised in your computer?
 Dog_of_Myth: Moon is haunted
 halftrip: Teeny
 RatherLargeToad: The rare Jiggle Moon phase
 DaxStrife: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day? At this part of the map? Localized entirely in the sub-ocean?
 Izandai: That was a wonderful experience.
   Anubis169: i guess you fall until the game runs out of addressable coordinates
 Shparky2197: Time for break?
  Texan_Reverend: That was _quite_ an experience.
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 JadedCynic: *record scratch and freeze fram*
 sethtriggs: Oh wow I wonder if that was going to crash the computer with increasing float distance
 SymphonySolstice: milk: drink
  NapalmSideburns: Let's never do that again
 LostThePirate: Oh yeah, that's a good crash, can't edit a clip crash
 halftrip: Pizza is epic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
 Izandai: @sethtriggs Nah, the game would fail before the computer did.
Angreed66: they might have
 ArmondoSC: weve played this
 Lysander_salamander: I tried to read Snowcrash, but bounced off it.  I should give it another try
 CaptainSpam: Microprose?  The software company?
 ArmondoSC: i swear weve played this
DoodlestheGreat: All of those are debatable.
 DaxStrife: I mean, accurate on that last one.
 jessicaengle: Hello beloved Garbage friends.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YYYeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh
 Duffadash: I've watched the opening to the Bollywood horror movie Pizza, and Snowcrash was definitely wrong on that front
   Anubis169: it wasn't really supposed to be an instructional manual
 Its_VeeBot: Why are we on gm_flatgrass?
epsilon_vee: we did not actually live in a late-capitalist hellscape at the time
 Lysander_salamander: please don't make the torment nexus
 MalFnord: Yeah, "the metaverse" kinda has roots in Snow Crash
 KBKarma: Pizza time!
 red_shoes_jeff: Having listened to A LOT of American music, that one's not even debatable, it's just a lie.
 halftrip: Nice car!
 Aarek: reading neuromancer is weird because its got a bunch of stuff that now seems like generic cyberpunk tropes, because its the source of many of those tropes
 A_Dub888: Dan Olson talked about that in relaction to Decentraland
Voidhawk42: Things like play the stock market
AMuseOfFirebane: eh, lack of empathy =/= lack of morality
 lirazel64: Zodiac hits different when you live in Boston these days.
 red_shoes_jeff: Do Not Create The Torment Nexus
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticVibrantHerringMoreCowbell-cL9FBFkJUbC9FDmT
 Izandai: https://x.com/AlexBlechman/status/1457842724128833538?lang=en
 sethtriggs: YEP
 jessicaengle: That's horrifying.
 Garfman314: the roads are oddly half-circles
 sethtriggs: I like the music
 jessicaengle: 
 LordZarano: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/386/534/fd2.jpg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Innovation for innovation's sake it one of the worst things
 RatherLargeToad: pocket pizza
ThorSokar: High speed pizza delivery reminded me of this x-mas light display: https://i.imgur.com/ykOikDg.mp4
 TheWriterAleph: in a ROW?
 sethtriggs: Are WE the ones waiting?
HavenDragon: its miniaturized pizza
 MDK_Marshal: I could sure go for a dozen pizzas
 NoOne_OfConsequence: That's a pretty fly ride for a pizza delivery man.
 KBKarma: 12 pizzas delivered by a guy in a Mazerrati.
SiegeFeathers: music could be more funicular tbh
 EikoandMog: I mean, there's a GPS now so....
 accountmadeforants: Listen, the pizza delivery person just has pizza. And if they tell you they don't they're lying and you should complain at them.
  Juliamon: They just plug in the GPS coords, it's fine
 Shparky2197: And there's absolutely no street signs
 KBKarma: Pizza time!
 Drasvin: GPS and building numbers
 NightValien28: innovating what *angry geese* innovating what
 lirazel64: And now, guess what I want?
ThorSokar: suburbia hell roads are a nightmare
devilcultivator: are you in Niom the future city in saudi arabia?
 PhorrestGaze: I rode around with a guy who did that when I was sedated from having my wisdom teeth out. I thought 6 hours was, like, 10 minutes.
 Strebenherz: do what now?
 Izandai: 
 Garfman314: why are the roads semicircular in cross-section?
 SnackPak_: 
 sethtriggs: Was that a tunnel stuck in the ground?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The what?
 TheWriterAleph: ahhhhhh
 BusTed: The building can be whatever you want it to be
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I miss a joke?
 Drasvin: The green screen house
 Izandai: Oh, so this community doesn't have an HOA. Good for them.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH right
 Amentur: It's Pascal's Wager for tech bros
   Anubis169: Graham: They did that with the movie Rollerball (dunno if you've seen it), which was supposed to be about brutality in professional sport. A real company tried to make it and the author patented the sport so nobody could actually make it.
 raulghoulia: don't be stupid my octo penis depends on it
Metric_Furlong: Roko's basilisk, aka Pascal's Wager for redditors 
 korvys: Roko's Basalisk is Pascal's Wager for tech bros
LathosTiran: you were given 12 pizzas to deliver to 3 people. what do we do with the other 9?
 sethtriggs: Wow you can't actually navigate by road
 KBKarma: Pizza time!
 JadedCynic: <--- IRL Taxi driver; please don't use black numbers on your dark blue, green or brown house, and please have a light shining on them
 MalFnord: Roko's Basilisk is a bunch of techbros reinventing Pascal's Wager from scratch and scaring themselves silly with it
 Aarek: look when do we get to the point of everything becoming paperclips?
 Lysander_salamander: ah, the harlan ellison project
 TheWriterAleph: for teh lulz
Master_Gunner: it is the *stupidest* thing
 notthepenguins: Because you don't know you're not a simulation, is the idea
thebuzzstreams: I know Roko's Basalisk solely from the sketch y'all did a while ago about it
 Strebenherz: this is a creepypasta in tech form
 JadedCynic: @korvys that's the best explanation I've heard
 notthepenguins: It's stupid though
 Amentur: Yup
 electric_claire: Yes, the folks on LessWrong when bonkers and banned dicsussion about it.
 electric_claire: *went bonkers
 Darleysam: it sounds like a bad episode of Outer Limits
 Izandai: Yeah, they had to ban discussion of it on the LessWrong Wiki forums because some people found it legitimately upsetting.
ArcadeEngineer: the titular roko is also openly a nazi now
 TheAwkes: "If we presume that this is inevitable and malevolent in one very specific way"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: yeah, Roko's Basilisk has some massive GARBAGE assumptions
 MalFnord: @electric_claire Presuming the LessWrong guys weren't bonkers to begin with
LadyGrey21: Fun fact: Talking about Roko's Basilisk is part of how Grimes and Elon got together
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 Alness49: And as a version of Pascals Wager, it demonstrates that Tech Bros will make an existing concept But Worse
 ArcOfTheConclave: not wrong
 Diabore: do you have to get out of the car to deliver?
 AtomicAlchemical: YEPPPPPPPP
thebuzzstreams: Was it a crapshot or something else with Roko's Basalisk?
Invitare: that would be cultural appropriation
SiegeFeathers: oh wow. Flip, that *is* what it is
Angreed66: yep
 Lysander_salamander: probably
ToastyLoaff: That cant happen to me. Im white!
 niccus: for a rationalist community lesswrong created more terrorist cells than expected
 JadedCynic: indeed
 Izandai: 
 Izandai: GRAHAM
 JadedCynic: WOW
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Saintnex: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GRAHAM
 JadedCynic: 
 sethtriggs: LOOOOL
 Amentur: 
 Sorator13: LOL
 MehallD: goddamnit g
 Shparky2197: As someone who lives in Australia, yeah, colonialism is the absolute worst. I am white
 EikoandMog: I mean, that's just Lovecraftian Horror.
Caleb_QDC: OMFG
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @Invitare 
thebuzzstreams: 
 red_shoes_jeff: Gra 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I cackled so loud I woke up my three cats
 KBKarma: Honestly, Alex, that sounds accurate.
 MolaMolaphant: it does pre-suppose an oppressive instinct
Voidhawk42: Speaking as a white guy, every white fear complex (zombies, AI, alien invasion) is just "what if others do what we want to do?
 korvys: Can you just drive into the deliver circles?
 CouldntPickAUsername: reminds me of how I feel like a lot of zombie media has a bit of 'let me shoot the poors'
sbuiko: it's like aliens, a story about birth for men
 KBKarma: I think I read something along those lines as well.
MatzerKat: I mean at least this is basically functional
 Lysander_salamander: plus, the model starts as with a species we invented and therefore have power over, gaining power over us.  So yeah, very white paranoia
 Mangledpixel: that sort of thing has been a staple of scifi since the beginning - see The War of the Worlds
 KBKarma: It's like Crazy Taxi but not crazy and without a taxi.
 Alness49: "We've come to subjugate you, Earthlings" "Hey, that's OUR word!"
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Thought Slime has a good video on Rocco's Basilisk: https://youtu.be/wUkHSPdudn4?si=J23bhMljnJOcLZXL
 sethtriggs: Look at the crowns of those roads, are they cylinders?
 Crad0k: speaking as an irish, this is not an unknown concept to me 
  Texan_Reverend: I think you buried a wheel in the sand.
coriolis_storm: The trivia I know about Roko’s Basilisk is that Elon Musk tweeted about it randomly and ended up bonding with Grimes which led to their coupling
Nickiatori: to the joker crazy taxi is just a regular taxi
 sethtriggs: Do you HAVE a fuel gauge?
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingTolerantGarlicPanicBasket-NtB7wlg5UzKnxjpl
 korvys: G, did you end up seeing the Crazy Taxi GDQ run?
 AtomicAlchemical: But what if I, a billionaire, were suddenly not in charge of the machines that run the world? Terrifying
 KV1NN4: imagine if this was the game instead of Smoke n Mirrors one Desert Bus...
 Ravage2002: crazy dull taxi
 KBKarma: @Crad0k Yeah. Something something Great Hunger something something Brits.
SiegeFeathers: this is present day Tatooine
 Shparky2197: Did you guys hear about the deputy opposition leader here in Aus trying to say that Musk's Mars missions are comparable to the settling of Australia? Pretty sure there are not people who already live on Mars
 Izandai: QuestionableContent
 Izandai: Roko Basilisk
 RealGamerCow: she has the best boston accent
LathosTiran: bread
 Shparky2197: QC is absolutely awesome, I love it so much
Zephyr256k: Martha Wells (Murderbot Diaries) gave a talk a while back where she described AI Uprising movies as 'slave revolt stories where you're supposed to root *against* the slaves'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Crad0k Historically at that time Irish, Italians and Russians were not "white" apparently. So the two palest possible people, Irish and Slavic people
 Dog_of_Myth: It ruled
ThorSokar: DMCA BS, you can't even stream it on youtube
 sethtriggs: Niiiice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds SICK
 CaptainSpam: That was an awesome run.
 Izandai: Roko Basilisk: Sentient robot and police officer turned AI rights advocate.
JuneBlue58: @Shparky2197 Given that the leader is just one in a long line of racists leading their party, that tracks.
 jessicaengle: Yes!!! Live musicians!
 NightValien28: it was so damn cool to see
 DeM0nFiRe: Suddenly cutting off when the level ended was SO funny
 JadedCynic: oh THAT was why!  BRILLIANT!
 neisan2112: Its so damn cool
 JadedCynic: 
 LostThePirate: I need to check out that VoD
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah. The moment the sun comes out, we turn lobster red.
 jessicaengle: PLEASE hire and pay humans to make music  
 korvys: Only GDQ run with a mosh pit
Master_Gunner: GDQ had some absolute bangers (as usual)
 Anaerin: What is wrong with this car? It's coded in Unity.
 Astra7525: There was also a run earlier where the runner played the SMB1 soundtrack on piano WHILE speedrunning the game
 Darleysam: "the g is silent"
EvilBadman: the silent G
 EikoandMog: I need to watch the Awful Games Done Quick segment
 RealGamerCow: i gotta watch the all romance
ThorSokar: little surprised you didn't do an Awful Block run back for Alex this week, there were some crazy ones in there
 DeM0nFiRe: I love how the last few years GDQ has been getting more adventurous with what types of urns they allow. I remember when doing bingo was a crazy experiment, now there's usually one every marathon
Gizmoloid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4AomNJHzHk
 Crad0k: why are we delivering pizza in a Totally Not A Porsche?
 Shparky2197: I live how the government is trying to restore pride in Australia Day, when most people are aware of the horrors of colonialism.
 Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma As someone who has Polish and Irish heritage and am so pale I can trace my veins from wrist across my chest, yeah
EvilBadman: Surprised we didn't get any awful block games yet on w+p
 bytecaster: I miss Peanut Butter the Dog
twistedsylvan: The DrDoot run in Elden Ring was magical
 EikoandMog: 
 sethtriggs: God tier suspension on this car
  Texan_Reverend: Can you drive onto the dots to deliver without getting out of the car?
saintguard: Shoutout to the opera song after the Ratchet & Clank run
 Fuzzra: DMCA: Citizens will be punished for disregarding copyright. "AI" Corporations will receive investment for disregarding copyright.
 Izandai: Sure
 baltimore_667083: so much for the subocean
 sethtriggs: RUDE
TheAinMAP: Can't let the pizza get wet, I guess.
 EikoandMog: SECRET TUNNEL
 DeM0nFiRe: Dang it, no pizza place will deliver my order of 12 pizzas soaked in the ocean
 Greyah: The opera after Ratchet & Clank was excellent.
 JadedCynic: @Crad0k oh PLEASE - that's clearly Not_A_Mazda 
 Darleysam: weirdly though, this game is making me miss Crackdown
 jessicaengle: Secret tunnel!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAinMAP At least that is an ok excuse
 Shparky2197: Egh
JuneBlue58: @Fuzzra Seeing OpenAI whining that a Chinese company built an AI by stealing theirs was very funny.
 dumbo3k: mmm Moist Pizza
 Anaerin: Deep Sea Pizza
 MDK_Marshal: Pizza in 30 minutes or your next one is concerningly damp
Aenir798: Just put it in some rice
 ArcOfTheConclave: how wet?
 bytecaster: Wet Pizz?
 gnyrinn: Wet and extra salty
 jessicaengle: "Where's my diet Dr. Kelp?"
Angreed66: dry pizza is nasty
 sethtriggs: What's it wet with though?
 Shparky2197: WAP. Wet Ass Pizza
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm Irish and Greek, so I tan fairly well. Though the hospital still says to slap on sunblock every day no matter what.
Koios7: did it cancel the delivery mission? there’s no markers on the minimal now
 TreeVor84: ah yes pizza-wet
ThorSokar: Also, if it's not there in 15 minutes, it's free
EvilBadman: shame AI lost it's job to AI
 MDK_Marshal: Oh yeah, AI loosing it's job to AI
 Marvoleath: Big pepperoni, extra salt water
satyropodobny: where's toby maguire when you need him
 Izandai: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: but that was OUR work getting stolen!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 VeryBadLifeChoices: leopards plagarized *my* face?
devilcultivator: i nice hot SOUPY slice of za
 jj_q: It's pronounced tomato an jus, and it tastes better in an airplane bathroom
 couchboyj: Fair use for me but not for thee, eh Sammie?
 EikoandMog: FBTouchdown
 Anaerin: What, Deep Seek Right-click save as'd OpenAI? Shame.
 sethtriggs: At least this car has an undercarriage unlike the Scion
Atarra: that'll buff out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, you can go eat my entire ass on a platter
 FarleyF: Loving the Grundle Cam
 JadedCynic: "Oh no, other con artists came along and provided a cheaper useless thing than the useless thing WE provide!"
 Mangledpixel: aaaaaand crotch
 offbeatwitch: epic pizza achieved
 bytecaster: When you are right, you're right
 Amentur: I'm just happy there's an AI version out there that doesn't need a nuclear power plant and half a trillion in electricity to function
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 Saintnex: oh a third game?
 JadedCynic: *cries to government to intervene on their behalf*
devilcultivator: oh and audio only game?
 halftrip: Tomato An(g)us...that's pretty great
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 ShaneLeeAtk: A little peculiar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @halftrip Now I'm just going to rewatch the Tomato Way W+P episode after this
 sethtriggs: It's still amazing that modern games can just fail to launch
 jj_q: What is going on?
  Juliamon: I think that was a music reference
 bytecaster: Maybe they forgot the exe file
 sethtriggs: All hail shovelware! It's even able to crash the launchers!
Bionull: Does Alex see himself as a Player of Games?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, this session really busted steam didn't it
 accountmadeforants: Ah, so they were exclusively trained on Stackoverflow and Reddit
  Texan_Reverend: Helicopter AIs
 Anaerin: MU/TH/UR?
 ArcOfTheConclave: As Cam says, humans are the AI's 'idiot pillow children'
 JadedCynic: s-mother robots 
 Fuzzra: @Bionull D:
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah definitely run a malware scan after today's game run
JuneBlue58: That's possibly worse.
 jj_q: 'And I say to myself. What's going on?'
 Shparky2197: I sometimes go back and watch Alex's reaction to Tomato Way 2. It was so good.
 JadedCynic: yay, it's just like my flesh-and-blood mother
 AtomicAlchemical: Oh noes! The death of masculinity!
 bytecaster: Double click to start?
 baltimore_667083: oh boy more archor games
 sethtriggs: My EYES
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 notthepenguins: Look if it's actually good at providing advice unlike said "Well intentioned" parents
 JusticeJuice: We overtook all countries and implemented UBI AI?
JuneBlue58: I don't want robots killing me *or* thinking for me, personally.
 Crad0k: no
 JadedCynic: oh.  I was about to say...
 sethtriggs: Is this cribbing from Google?
thebuzzstreams: another google earth game huh?
 FarleyF: Careful when flying over Target - you dont want to get hit by the Target Kids
 orangeceltic71: It is in Niles, IL.
LathosTiran: consult the geoguesser
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably in the Midwest
 orangeceltic71: We live near it.
 Lysander_salamander: oh, it's like a slightly less annoying Superman 64
Magnifisquatch: this drone is VERY fast...
 Garfman314: i knew about the stonehenge in Washington state
 sethtriggs: Niles, IL? cool
 ArcOfTheConclave: there is one in chicago
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Near Chicago, on Golf.
johnnylongtorso: of course it's in the midwest
 orangeceltic71: It's not on Golf. It's on Toughy.
 Strebenherz: "Ilgair Park's pools and artificial lake needed a large water tank and pumping equipment to function, which Robert Ilg decided to hide by building a replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa to house them"
 offbeatwitch: this is what the new jersey governor thinks is flying over the state
 niccus: is this a gaussian splat map?
 Fuzzra: @sethtriggs No, it's cribbing from reality *via* Google. *nodes*
 SquareDotCube: Didn't they try to stabilize it with liquid nitrogen?
 Shparky2197: I wonder if this game has a subocean m
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 AtomicAlchemical: BUS Target, they know what they did
 sethtriggs: OH what a MESS
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This might be actual drone footage meshed together
 Anaerin: The leaning tower actually start leaning while they were constructing it, so they can't "Straighten" it
 KBKarma: I was thinking of 17776.
 JadedCynic: I'm kinda impressed...
SiegeFeathers: this feels like a cool music video
 sethtriggs: You are actually near Chicago, I wonder if it's in this game
  Juliamon: oh we farlandsin' it
 ArmondoSC: oh i know what this is
Atarra: this is not a place of honor
 niccus: yeah this is gaussian splats instead of polygons
   Anubis169: Reminds me of when PubG got delivered to Xbox
thebuzzstreams: Geo-FS is essentially this but anywhere I think
 offbeatwitch: we're moving from jon bois pretty good to jon bois tim tebow cfl chronicles
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this might be some composite the dev made themselves
 halftrip: Do you get to fly over the Gulf of America?
 Greyah: Nothing valued is here.
 sethtriggs: It makes me think of an inscrutable version of Beautycopter
 ArmondoSC: corridor did a video about this kinda 3d scans
   Anubis169: and they had to stagger-load the assets
 orangeceltic71: They built the one in Niles leaning.
 jessicaengle: Bless you!
   Anubis169: Bless you! 
aceofroses_: this is what going through a stargate must feel like
 KBKarma: Gesundheit squared.
   Anubis169: Twice! 
 korvys: You know, I bet this was from a drone photogramitry scan of that tower - so things away from the tower are less precise
 Lysander_salamander: Someday I want to see a Blame-style story, but set in a procedurally-generated game like the minecraft farlands
Angreed66: @halftrip no such place exists
ThorSokar: Heh, you reminded me of the YouTuber who decided he wanted to walk to the far lands, I wonder if he ever got there
 SquareDotCube: Far Lands is the old map algorithms, that doesn't happen anymore
 EikoandMog: I wonder if there's a way to force minecraft to spawn you on Farlands logic...
devilcultivator: i hate the gooey part of america
 sethtriggs: Wow this tower of Pisa is half-size and built in 1934!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is what it's like in an Animus, and you try to go outside the memory
 UnboundLaconicness: I watched a computerphile video a while back about an AI photogrammetry technique that looks kinda like this
 ArcOfTheConclave: the og tower in piza was straitened back up to a more reasonable angle a couple years back (but not fully straight)
 JadedCynic: @sethtriggs what could possibly be MORE inscrutable than Beautycopter itself? 
 sethtriggs: Is that in Chicago?
thebuzzstreams: Geo-FS actually uses a different framework, but is very close
 DeM0nFiRe: This isn't necesarily a good game because the gameplay is meh, but it is kinda neat
 orangeceltic71: Just outside of Chicago in Niles.
 orangeceltic71: Niles is a Northwest suburb
 Laserbeaks_Fury: that water is very blue
 JadedCynic: or even parks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this drone footage the dev took?
 sethtriggs: This building is very familiar
 raulghoulia: would also consume less water
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does the dev live in/near Chicago?
 electric_claire: kudzu
 Garfman314: kudzu
 CaptainSpam: The Jolf Course: A golf course made entirely out of jeans.
Aenir798: But then you'd keep getting your windows broken
Angreed66: bambooo
 jj_q: Do people speeding jolf?
  Juliamon: We know that
JuneBlue58: Kudzu, probably.
 Amentur: Kudzu
 KBKarma: Kudzu or bamboo.
Nickiatori: bamboo
Shadowsoflife: kuduz
  Texan_Reverend: Also excellent candidates for rewilding and public park spaces.
 jessicaengle: Fairway?
 Astra7525: bamboo?
Voidhawk42: kudzu and it's not close
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're mostly on flood plains, so ok, but not great.
 JadedCynic: bluegrass or tumbleweed?
 Sorator13: Convert golf courses to "real-size" minigolf courses with housing as obstacles
 Shparky2197: We tiny now
NarishmaReborn: kudzu probably
SiegeFeathers: giant car
 jessicaengle: We're so wee!
 AtomicAlchemical: oh we mini copter
ThorSokar: bamboo kuduz or dandilions
ToastyLoaff: can you sit on the car?
 Lysander_salamander: Mint
  Texan_Reverend: Turns out, kudzu is edible.
 Shparky2197: Also, who street parks a Rolls Royce?
 Steelwolf171: Bermuda maybe?
 couchboyj: Kudzu?  If it doesn't get invasive plant gold, it at least medals
 dumbo3k: Yeah, this does kinda look like my brothers neighborhood in San Diego
 ArmondoSC: this house might not exsist anymore
 JadedCynic: @SiegeFeathers changing drone size
 L0rdX33n: The Culture series was the first Sci-fi in a while where I was genuinely envious of the ordinary citizens and their infinite hedonism with biotechnical solutions to all of life’s problems
 Anaerin: If this is in the area of LA, it's quite possible this place doesn't exist anymore.
 EikoandMog: Baaaaarf
 Astra7525: I love how we're improvising geoguessr because the core game is too dull
Nickiatori: the void!
 halftrip: Looks very Beverly Hills
aitsu100: gift your golf course local protected plant seeds
 Diabore: houses dont look traditional US to me, but ive never been to cali
 korvys: You know, I bet this was from a drone photogrammetry scan of that area - so things away from the center are less precise
Bionull: That's actually just how reality is if you could jump that high
 JadedCynic: we were blindsided - we got used to the drone being the size of a building...
 singinnonsense: they just went to geoguessr and save a few locations
 VeryBadLifeChoices: Annihilation style shrubbery
 Greyah: I think it gets weird because it only uses a single point as perspective thing, meaning if you move away from that point things get melty.
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DUDE
 halftrip: She's fun
 KBKarma: Now, fly around this lady!
 sethtriggs: okay!
 Lysander_salamander: yeah, plant mint.  It's roots go deep so it's really hard to get rid of.
 TheAwkes: Google Earth API the game.
 raulghoulia: Magic schoolbus
 jj_q: I have a friend who seed bombs messy gardens with free samples from garden magazines
  Texan_Reverend: I'd like to think that the scale of the drone has remained the same through these different levels.
 Anaerin: Wait, flying with poor controls into circles in an ill-defined cityscape? Is this Superman 64?
 JadedCynic: okay, now you're just using people's instas
 jessicaengle: Innerspace!
Nickiatori: 25M titan!
 gnyrinn: For the next landmark: Woman!
johnnylongtorso: all I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman
 sethtriggs: Oh this is a Micro/macro fetish! I get it!
 KBKarma: Does she know she has a glowing circle on her?
 Fuzzra: @L0rdX33n If only the rich South African had been able to understand the incredibly subtle politics encoded in those books . . .
devilcultivator: YES
 KV1NN4: this is living out someone's giantess fetish
 LostThePirate: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jj_q They should only do that with native species appropriate to the area
 CouldntPickAUsername: that guy has made another game
Nickiatori: we attack on titan now
JuneBlue58: That game was actually phenomenal.
 jj_q: Enter the pit (of arm)
Invitare: the Beautycopter dev DOES have another game
Jethrain: Beautycopter was transcendent
MatzerKat: Quit mumbling and get me a creme de menthe.
Metric_Furlong: the dev did make another game after beautycopter
 sethtriggs: "Giant woman!!"
 L0rdX33n: like, Wayfinder series was super cozy, but Culture was Scatland levels of everyone is living rich inwardly rewarding lives
 KBKarma: @Fuzzra There aren't politics in those books! Everything is exactly as it seems!
Metric_Furlong: although it's not a sequel
Atarra: I've never seen a game _silence_ anyone like Beautycopter did
 accountmadeforants: @niccus Yup, the steam page says: "A.I. Enhanced 3D Gaussian Splatting"
DanielJennaGrouse: Beautycopter 2 using the same tech but German Expressionism style sets
 Lysander_salamander: hmmm, Resident Evil Village is on sale...
 JadedCynic: portugal?
Invitare: looks meditaranian
ThorSokar: seems like Italy or Portugal
 JadedCynic: something mediterranean?
 sethtriggs: Is this on the Mediterranean coast
 Diabore: i know nothing, but ill say cuba
 Garfman314: it's got mario64 water music, i swear
Flyingdelorion: Curacao maybe?
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'd assume Italy from the colors
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I believe Beautycopter probably set the record for the most amount of stunned silence in a W+P episode
 korvys: Googling suggests to me, Burano, Italy
Nickiatori: my guess is yellowknife
 jj_q: @thefluffiestguineapig we're in the UK. We have flowers and plants from everywhere
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was awesome.
 sethtriggs: My goodness the changing scale of those dots is knockinng me sick
 Electrodyne: not Goshen
 Fuzzra: @KBKarma Indeed. We wouldn't want politics in Sci-Fi, would we? >.>
 CaptainSpam: Beautycopter was legitimately an experience.
  NapalmSideburns: Did we ever get that lady her creme de mint?
 sethtriggs: "Shake them. Suck them. I don't care how you do it."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Agreed
 Anaerin: Beautycopter was a fever dream given digital form.
Scarbble: beautycopter was amazing, i loved it so much
 sethtriggs: Beautycopter was the best thing
 KBKarma: So... you're saying that Beautycopter was... beautiful?
 littleunknownn: Beautycopter was truly a moment
Metric_Furlong: this is the game the dev made after Beautycopter, it's called Funny Walk: https://gracelessgames.itch.io/funnywalk
 sethtriggs: Is this...making prop plane noises?
 sethtriggs: It sounds like a DC-3
phoenixletmeuseadashd: it keeps zooming in. is the next one gonna be just someone's bathroom
Bionull: Alex, Watch and Play was always Graham's kink
 Electrodyne: Gozerian
 sethtriggs: Yeah 3D poinnt cloud scanning is cool
 JadedCynic: the tools the dev used are interesting
 KBKarma: The drone is helping.
Metric_Furlong: it may be a little *too* non-binary for the general audience, but I think it's neat
 KBKarma: And I mean the music.
 sethtriggs: They use this tech in accident reconstruction too.
Nickiatori: hat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic The tools the dev co-opted
devilcultivator: i really makes you feel like spiderman if spiderman was a slow moving tiny drone
 Diabore: british castle?
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig exactly
 Pteraspidomorphi: Switzerland now?
 Xed_Regulus: I wonder how much AI was used to produce these
Nickiatori: we skyrin now
SiegeFeathers: in a big dome
 CaptainSpam: Your scale may vary.
 L0rdX33n: CC
johnnylongtorso: the Painted World of Ariamis
 KBKarma: @Xed_Regulus According to the Steam page, a decent amount.
 JadedCynic: like the footage the dev used...without permission, likely
 KBKarma: Mooning the camera like the NYers did at the Portal.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I was just about say that lol
 EikoandMog: Okay, so it's NOT San Francisco Armory...
 sethtriggs: I actually got to do a holiday photo like this with one of those booths that generates an orbiting video clip
 Xed_Regulus: @KBKarma Ah, okay, makes sense
Invitare: it could be the Scottish Highlands I guess... but the trees don't look right to me
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ButterBall000: The skybox has me captivated
 TheAwkes: I think the definition comes from the position of the real cameras, and it breaks down as it tries to interpolate different angles and surfaces.
devilcultivator: this part is unironically a little cool
 KBKarma: @Laserbeaks_Fury I was just watching the Big Mid Quiz. Also, I missed The Portal.
Aenir798: can you go below the ground
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Assumptions during W+P are always a fools errand
Shadowsoflife: Nice moat
Nickiatori: this feels like the UK
 JadedCynic: see? SOME things that AI is used for is COOL
 sethtriggs: OMG the pattern in the sky
 CaptainSpam: So this is less a "game" and more of "somebody's vacation photos made 3D via AI"?
HavenDragon: what is wrong w the sky
 gnyrinn: My guess is the Baltic
 Shparky2197: !next
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ThorSokar: This is a fort in the US
 EikoandMog: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels mainland Europe to me
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Amentur: None ocean 
 Anaerin: Also, this isn't AI, this is photogrammetry.
 niccus: @CaptainSpam it's more or less something bolted on to an existing splat viewer, yeah
   Anubis169: suddenly, Babylon 5
 KBKarma: The scent of what, Alex?
 RainyMint:   
 sethtriggs: You're rising it seems
dm818: I think I have actually had this fever dream before
 singinnonsense: spiky sub ocean
 Rhynerd: readily available suboceans
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So theres just no geometry, the game is just projecting of a set of picture data
 JadedCynic: @CaptainSpam and the 'game' is 'flying a drone over a checkpoint race on it' yeah
 sethtriggs: Looks like an old fort
 Greyah: Today's W+P has been some experiences, for sure.
 KBKarma: Identikit?
 Shparky2197: Police artists sketch?
sfn____: this was a fun W+P!
Atarra: @Greyah none of these games were at all like the others, that's for rsure
 niccus: there is an online demo of the tech at https://gsplat.tech/
 SymphonySolstice: much garbo was cleaned
 lamina5432: gnight
 terrence_too: Thanks for the stream!
 KV1NN4: Fascinating/
 Mnemonicman:  
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 KBKarma: So that's what you have been, but what are you now?
 wench_tacular: and we have been disturbed
 Mnemonicman: Yay for terribad gaems
 Ashmantle: 
 KBKarma: !alex
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 Strebenherz: 200
 Diabore: frogs gone
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Shparky2197: I have to go work soon. Boo. Love you all, chat and hosts, I hope you all have a great time
 BusTed: I remember that anime
 korvys: Who's playing Roborally?
 Chesul: Love Roborally.
 accountmadeforants: @niccus And a github repository from the authors of the original paper (still being maintained): https://github.com/graphdeco-inria/gaussian-splatting
  NapalmSideburns: ooh roborally, tthat's gonna be fun
  Foxmar320: Concerning
 BusTed: if ya know whaddimean
  Juliamon: Decal-ing
Aenir798: Decaling, not Descaling
 CaptainSpam: Just throw a few words in a blender, that's your fighting game. 
 SymphonySolstice: applying decals
 LilyOfTheVeil666: PPR HYPE
Metric_Furlong: reminder: PPR is pronounced 'peeper' 
 Rhynerd: oh, a fighting game I technically have!
 halftrip: Boo! I want descaling
 niccus: do not descale the dinosaur
 Fuzzra: Jeffy Bezos won't let me resub yet. On an entirely unrelated note, anybody remember the legendary white-collar crime of sweeping partial pennies from interest>
 Anaerin: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody decal the Dinosaur?
ButterBall000: Next, next time we get descaling
 CaptainSpam: @Metric_Furlong Nah, the creepy peeper was the previous PPR. 
 FarleyF: pushes up nerd glasses "well technically it's monday in Mad Max Land"
 dumbo3k: @Fuzzra Y'know, I think I watched a movie about that
 sethtriggs: Also wow that second building from the drone game was the Ba'hai Temple in Wilmette, IL -near the leaning tower of Niles
 sethtriggs: So it was also Chicago!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
SquareDotCube subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 SquareDotCube: Garbage!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SquareDotCube! (Today's storm count: 62)
Aenir798: perfect
  Foxmar320: Flawless
DoodlestheGreat: WELP
 LostThePirate: XD
 SomebodyNowhere: ohnoi
 Sorator13: I think it is Not working 
 Nigouki: aww muffin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Flawless victory
 wench_tacular: first time
 littleunknownn: the muffin was moving
 GapFiller:  no notes 
 sethtriggs: Yay!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Fuzzra: @dumbo3k Before or after one that's an iteration of The Spanish Prisoner? 
 KBKarma: How many days are there in January?
 jessicaengle:      
Metric_Furlong: @CaptainSpam that was the creepy peeper, this one is the speedy peeper 
 HbombAndFriends: 100
 sethtriggs: 31!
kungfubanana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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 GapFiller: hows hoping SquareDotCube gets TWO shoutouts!
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  Foxmar320: !mastodon
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TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyBovineZucchiniBleedPurple-4IbijafZUhpVGbhf
LathosTiran:     
 GapFiller: 100 ELBOW GREASE! also today is neu ears day so heres some Snek Bits! 恭喜發財!
TheAinMAP: 
 Ashmantle:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 sethtriggs: Didn't know that edits live!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 sethtriggs: Thank you!!
 Gizmoloid:   
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 DigitalSeahorse: m    
 Rhynerd: have a good one!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great stream! Gotta go feed the screaming kitties!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 v_nome: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Robo Rally) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (50m from now).
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CorrectStrangeCattleUnSane-8oAet05-48D7Eyu-
   Anubis169: Thank yoooooou 
 JadedCynic: I gotta be honest, I found beautycopter to be impenetrably obtuse and nauseating in its self-centered pretension.
 LostThePirate: It was definitely weird as hell, so it's easy for it not to be your flavor of weird.
sfn____: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Robo Rally) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (48m from now).
 LostThePirate: I really enjoyed it, though
 jessicaengle: Chat I just thought I'd let you know, that a stranger just buzzed my door to return my neighbor's wallet which he found in a grocery store parking lot.
 jessicaengle: 
  Juliamon: good still exists in this world, we just need to look a little harder
Metric_Furlong: that's nice of him
Metric_Furlong: @LostThePirate if you haven't played Funny Walk (by the same dev) I'd recommend it
Metric_Furlong: different sort of subject matter, but it's still very much a Graceless Games creation
Metric_Furlong: (also, the download of Beautycopter is free, and comes with a small 'making-of' digital booklet, which is pretty interesting reading, as it turns out)
Metric_Furlong: including the rationale behind the text-to-speech voices
 brunomant_: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Robo Rally) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (37m from now).
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