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Diabore: uh, hi card reader
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Diabore: any mods around who can turn card reader off?
LoadingReadyRun:
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Invitare: !cardreader off?
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Invitare: hmm
Invitare: we need to put ourselves in the mind of probably Paul
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Diabore:
Invitare: !cardviewer off
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Invitare: got there
Diabore: we got there!
tsp397: Ooh, thundy junctems
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori!
tsp397: Hello Cori!
bytecaster: I'd love some button wisdom
Julian_Rogue: the button I got yesterday says "I'm Feeling about a seven"
LurkerSpine: Good Drafternoon Cori and chat!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Kipstar: UM
LurkerSpine: that sounds painful
hd_dabnado: hi sorry what
ztara_: Vivid
tsp397: Phrasing?
aerohydra: is there an option to not do that?
Artificer_Evan: that sound about right
Lysander_salamander: it sometimes happens
azidbern95: Hi Cori! Any guests joining you today?
bytecaster: What if we become the pusher instead of the pushee?
Lysander_salamander: yay face
Mai_Andra: and no TTSF apparently
dumbo3k: Yay! Face!! Very useful thing, Faces! Glad to have at least one!
tsp397: Crimes are good
Mai_Andra: but face and magics and LRRMs
bytecaster: There is the crime payoff enchantment!
Mindfire13: Rush of Dread crimes
bytecaster: Today crime pays!
Gadora: I don't know about this enchantment. I've always heard that crime doesn't pay.
morgoth_bauglyr:
GasCityGaming: how many weeks until someone notices?
SkiaSymphonia: a hippo is a kind of pony
SkiaSymphonia: so its a lateral move
QuixoticScrivener: I think it’s a secret lair avatar
Jethrain: Crime doesn't pay
bytecaster: Because crime doesn't pay
GreatGodOm: It's cause it doesn't pay.
Lysander_salamander: oh a zombie cowboy
JKBalch: Crime Pays well
QuantumTwitch: land is also crime
bytecaster: 3/3 prowess for 3 though
bytecaster: Only deserts
QuixoticScrivener: crime frog
bytecaster: That frog is a criminal!
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QuixoticScrivener: we should read world water helm next time we are waiting for pack
bytecaster: Dog? Dog!
hd_dabnado: vial shasher was good
bytecaster: I think crimes are more grixis
TheOneInquisitor: I mean why not. Why shouldn't you be esper
TheOneInquisitor: Oh look white is very open
bytecaster: But I guess there is a lot of white though
bytecaster: Rush of Dread, again
bytecaster: We can copy those tokens with our helm!
NornsFelidar: hey Cori. Are you commiting crimes unsupervised?
bytecaster: Fixing crime land!
Gadora:
Crime land! 
morgoth_bauglyr: ambush is generally a crime
QuixoticScrivener: two crimes even
Mindfire13: All breaking news cards are crimes
bytecaster: Making opponent draw 2 is a crime!
Diabore: triple blue is a comitment
Cptasparagus: ~closing crimes, you dont have to go home but you can't stay here~
bytecaster: Maybe the mesa for fixing then?
bytecaster: Are we playing off color crime lands for maximum crime?
bytecaster: Bloostler good
corefluxx: Do a crime
Forlorgen: you passed a second raven
bytecaster: These packs are full of crimes
corefluxx: The Razzler
QuixoticScrivener: maximum turtle
bytecaster: Do we cut the dog?
bytecaster: 41 cards, perfect deck
Spades_Slicc:
Run 39 cards, then the deck is on every level a crime 
bytecaster: Run 39 cards, put in a mountain in to really razzle dazzle the opponent.
bytecaster: We do have a desert in hand for the desert due
EvilBadman:
desert's due still kill the bird. ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
Diabore: sphinx is so damn good
bytecaster: Counterintuitively the wet parts are the desert parts.
TheAwkes: The campaign is putting in work.
bytecaster: But isn't it fun to have the enchantment go to the battlefield and back again
Scarbble: hi wheeler
EvilBadman: huge if true
Invitare: *applause*
Shurtal: CLAP
comrade_cards: He's done it again!
EJGRgunner: and the crowd goes wild
Anonyman41: such a way with words
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NorthstarTex: Wooooooooooooo MTG
virgil82:
Cptasparagus: he doesnt even play MTG anymore he just plays elden ring
Shurtal: @Cptasparagus more like Smellden Ring
Scarbble: more like elden cring
TheAwkes: We came here to commit crimes and drink coke, and we're almost out of coke.
samu_btdp1985: Raven them rush?
bytecaster: I love how much work the campaign has done for us thus far!
dumbo3k: I see Opponent really loves flying
bytecaster: Do we just keep the counterspell up?
Spades_Slicc: If OP can hear you they know about the counterspell
bytecaster: That might be correct?
Invitare: real mind games over here
Spades_Slicc: Do you have another crime land?
Spades_Slicc: in the deck?
Shurtal: dustbowl is in it
bytecaster: Dustbowl only targets non-basics right?
Diabore: yeah dustbowl cant crime right now
EvilBadman: they're asking because when you draw off intim, you could draw a land so you shouldn't play a land straight at begin of turn
EvilBadman:
bytecaster: One time no shock
LurkerSpine: no they would use it now
bytecaster: If they had shock, we would be dead
Spades_Slicc: They've seen one counterspell, they'll probably expect a second
Diabore: if they have nothing theyre still dead
bytecaster: They are dead here, right?
Diabore: and now we have drain back up
bytecaster: Now they are extra special dead
Diabore: capaign takes them to 1 and they only have 1 blocker, gg
Shurtal: nothing like surprise Mana Drain in a modern draft format
Invitare: I can't believe you'd do this. I'm calling the police.
Spades_Slicc: Cori part of the Capone gang real??????
NornsFelidar: crimelady Cori
bytecaster: Just gotta draw campaign every game, easy
Invitare: crime land
Spades_Slicc: I would've killed the entertainer personally
bytecaster: But green/white is the mount archetype, they have horses, surely they are faster than us!
Invitare: oh no, they're doing things
bytecaster: Dustbowl is online!
GredGredmansson:
TheAwkes:
Too bad countering spells isn't a crime.
bytecaster: We can play campaign and then skull dug
bytecaster: Wait no
bytecaster: not enough black
Shurtal: my local pound has 2 solid white sibling cats and it's taking all of my willpower not to adopt them.
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RixtonSnek: bold attack there
Spades_Slicc: Nah, you don't need to know what life you're at until it's 0
RixtonSnek: 1 is not 0
bytecaster: But you are known in the Saloon as Cori "No Blocks" Dickinson! You have a brand!
RixtonSnek: Welp~
GredGredmansson: can we draaw into anythign
bytecaster: Our varmint, comrade
Spades_Slicc: You could've dustbowl, campaign to draw
GredGredmansson: effectively 4 since you tap the land too
Spades_Slicc: I'm no mathmatologist
shushu2539: the perfect crime does not exist
bytecaster: I am a mathmatologist, and I endorse this message
Spades_Slicc: which message?
bytecaster: 4
Spades_Slicc: 4
AlphaHelixNZ: Hiiiiii Cori!
AlphaHelixNZ: You certainly are.
Gadora: But that's illegal! D:
spicyFerret_:
?
RixtonSnek: You *could*, but should you?
Gadora: Can't Crime Horses Deck?
bytecaster: That criminal land belongs behind bars
couchboyj: Outlaw Country!!
micalovits: Rude!
BusTed: how dare
NornsFelidar: if you draft 20 crime lands, you can definitely win
RixtonSnek: Fair enough - and indeed, opponent is doing exactly that lol
bytecaster: Opponent might be a better criminal than us?!
Spades_Slicc: @NornsFelidar Only James could drawl all 20 lands in one game
LurkerSpine: what's blood hustler's ability?
LurkerSpine: oh neat
NornsFelidar: @spades_slicc means it's possible!
bytecaster: From hells heart I crime at thee!
Scarbble: blustler
RixtonSnek: a little problemaatic
bytecaster: Oh no, the horse what bobs wrong
Shurtal: Oh NO THE SNORSE
WiJohn: Snorse!
Shurtal: ophiomancer?
comrade_cards: "that snorse bobs wrong"
AlphaHelixNZ: Weird horse but okay.
bytecaster: You would think a Snorse would have death touch, but this one is just named wrong bob
RixtonSnek: a slow black source, but a black source nevertheless
bytecaster: If they play a third creature, rush could be nice
bytecaster: rounded up!
Shurtal: you might need to call in some criming back up
Scarbble: there's always a better crime-er, apparently
RixtonSnek: sac and discard probably?
bytecaster: discard 3 seems good
Spades_Slicc: creatures and cards!!
Mr_Horrible: probably creatures and hand, yeah
LurkerSpine: noo
Spades_Slicc: Cori No!
WiJohn: You may have wanted them to sac creatures too
micalovits:
Spree is dumb in arena 
LurkerSpine: spree is so stupid
RixtonSnek: ya sure did
EvilBadman: You're aetherdrifting all around at top speed
bytecaster: Distracted by snorse, happens to the best of us
RixtonSnek: harshest of beats
Mr_Horrible: the interface, eez how you say... bad
Flyingdelorion: Oopsie
Jethrain: You only clicked the middle one
Spades_Slicc: Arena needs to allocate more everything to UI design
AlphaHelixNZ: Ouch.
KingOfDoma: Hey Cori. How fare the crimes?
bytecaster: We are having a crime off
KingOfDoma: Well, I am a king. It is in your nature to observe the rule of law in my presence!
bytecaster: I think this one was on Arena though
bytecaster: Opponents are hiding, they here there is a criminal on the loose
Diabore: i think i wouldve taken cage, that card can be messed up
Diabore: fair
GredGredmansson: and now you are
NornsFelidar: ah you like suffering I see
GredGredmansson: !card Rush of Dread
LRRbot: Rush of Dread [1BB] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. / + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. / + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
GredGredmansson: yeah I don't think that's their goal
AlphaHelixNZ: Okay I've calmed down from squeeing excitedly from having played someone from LRR. Best of luck with the next draft Cori!
RixtonSnek: daww
AlphaHelixNZ:
NornsFelidar: Are you not afraid of summoning Wheeler when you open your second drink?
Diabore: him bones so tiny
collectangels: If there is a Tinybones, does that imply, there is a Giantflesh?
NornsFelidar: giantflesh nsfw
walkeroftales: What's the opposite of a pickpocket?
collectangels: A punchbag?
NornsFelidar: putpocket?
bytecaster: Fling the tiny bones at them?
GredGredmansson: @walkeroftales someone who slips something INTO your pocket. Sounds like a Jehovah's Witness
RixtonSnek: Kambal is pretty good
RixtonSnek: Yeah, they are going in the same deck for sure~
bytecaster: Kambal and Bertram, they are best friends!
ghizmou: this deck builds itself
GredGredmansson: wb tokens it is
walkeroftales: That Jolene is in my Jolene deck!
walkeroftales: not really, and not in your colors. Big score kind of has some blue artifact shenanigans
RixtonSnek: meh~
walkeroftales: Fomori Vault is pretty bad *unless* you have a bunch of artifacts
EvilBadman: yeeeep
RixtonSnek: Oooh great removal spell
walkeroftales: and kambal, and bertram!
walkeroftales: cause it makes a treasure
RixtonSnek: Stagecoach is not bad
walkeroftales: o ring is a fine card
walkeroftales: keke per
RixtonSnek: sheep's good~
jessicaengle:
RixtonSnek: Desert's Due?
BartholemewTheKitten: dessert?
ghizmou: just dessert
ghizmou: ouh lala
RixtonSnek: Fortune is fun
RixtonSnek: Tycoon not bad either
BartholemewTheKitten: Doggo
ghizmou: legends.deck
walkeroftales: what's really funny is that shortly, in standard, you can have Far Fortune ride Fortune
RixtonSnek: Sounds fortunate
ghizmou: you don't care for vigilante?
RixtonSnek: Supplier's pretty good~
RixtonSnek: all removal all the time
Nickiatori: just did 26 kms of bike rides
Invitare:
it depends on how fast you ride 
LurkerSpine: yeah for me that would be an hourish ride
LurkerSpine: or an hour and a half if mountain biking
k1ngkosh1: GUYS THE DOG STOOD UP AND SAID MY NAME
Nickiatori: a couple hours, I biked to the nearest town to get some snacks from the grocery store which is 13k an then I had dairyqueen and biked back on a slightly more scenic route
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k1ngkosh1: it sure is quiet
Nickiatori: I slightly regret the scenic route lol 7kms of it was on gravel roads that didnt really have a track to bike in
Diabore: holy cow, look at that card
spicyFerret_: We have earthenone, but when are we gonna get like, martiantwo?
Diabore: WHY
Diabore:
i never see cruel ultimatum pack 1
RixtonSnek: This deck seems to be coming together pretty well~
Cptasparagus: thats how they get you
Diabore: if i saw a cruel in pack 1, i would force cruel, signals be damned
spicyFerret_: Just splash green for vriska, ez
Cptasparagus: fell is great esp if you have a lot of little token dudes
EvilBadman: 12 removal.dek
Mr_Horrible: just take the big sheep, the government can't stop you
TheAwkes: Oops all ungulates?
BartholemewTheKitten: livestocking up
Earthenone: sounds like the barn is open
BartholemewTheKitten: sheeplpe.dek
spicyFerret_: I'll trade you 2 ore for that sheep
virgil82: Cut nione land?
Mr_Horrible:
@spicyFerret_ okay but 2 or 4 of *what*? 
spicyFerret_:
RixtonSnek: The second trigger is for your own stuffs too, yeah~
walkeroftales: The copy is just gravy, tbh. Kambal's strength is best seen in the second trigger.
walkeroftales: stadgecruch bipbapitty
RixtonSnek: seems fun
definenull:
walkeroftales: best deck ever
micalovits: Or never!
walkeroftales: tinybones is basically ragavan
walkeroftales: found: one jitte
Diabore: @walkeroftales slightly bloody
Diabore: and a little cursed
RixtonSnek: OP is 4 color good stuff
definenull: 4 colour?
RixtonSnek: nah~
RixtonSnek: just killing things that would get equipped is probably good enough?
Diabore: bloodseeker targeting them might turn on our tinybones
RixtonSnek: it has deathtouch, probably not gonna block?
Diabore: our identity! they fractured it!
Diabore: oh milled a banger
Rasaella: Howdy Pardners
RixtonSnek: I'd be surprised
Diabore: they might not
RixtonSnek: now they probably block the bones
Diabore: and we can cast the newt
Diabore: big pog
RixtonSnek: pogalicious
BartholemewTheKitten: pogging off
definenull: Flawless
RixtonSnek: fun deck
definenull: Oo Gordon Ramsey on iron chef would be a vibe
Diabore: was ramsey ever an iron chef?
Mr_Horrible: I beg your pardon?
BrowneePointz: no he was not afaik
RixtonSnek: oh-oh
RixtonSnek: hopefully?
virgil82: This is how we die?
RixtonSnek: welp
Mr_Horrible: Terror of the Peam
definenull: They prob saw it coming
RixtonSnek: we dig for removal? no?
Diabore: @definenull but saw it coming isnt in this set
BrowneePointz: Cat Cora Bobby Flay Mario Bertoli Michael Simon, Zakarian, Guarnaschelli, Morimoto, Garces, Izard, im probably missing a couple
BrowneePointz: I watched a LOT of iron chef
Diabore: @BrowneePointz wolfgang puck
BrowneePointz: yep forgot Puck
anthonydarnell33: Can anyone tell me when LRR will do the pre-prelease event
Diabore: @anthonydarnell33 tomorrow
anthonydarnell33: thanks
GapFiller: !ppr
BrowneePointz: for the standing on the cutting board thing?
ghizmou: are you in it Cori?
Nickiatori: woah thats 11 am alberta time
BrowneePointz: yeeeeee
jessieimproved: !schedule
BrowneePointz: he said that’s not his proudest moment
RareSeaKat: I will never forgive him for that.
Diabore: yeah the standing on the cutting board was bad
BrowneePointz: and morimoto chewed his ear off for it
jessieimproved: Shivam!
Cptasparagus: one of my high school band instructor's ex husbands was on Bobby Flay's Throwdown show (he was a baker), and said Bobby was one of the worst people he's ever met.
Diabore: @BrowneePointz rightfully so
Nickiatori: You are too POWERFUL for the ppr
RareSeaKat: Morimoto is a gem and deserved so much better
KingOfDoma: You should crash it. Wear a racing uniform over the banana costume. THINK OF THE VIEWS
walkeroftales: only if they're in pajamas
Mr_Horrible: whaddya mean "now"?
Robot_Bones: did someone say BANANAS!?!
Diabore: i understand why they blocked but they had to have known the terror wasnt living
Mr_Horrible: "I need an old banana and a young banana"
KingOfDoma: Weirdo? You famously wear a banana costume all the time! I thought that was a reasonable bit of comedy to suggest!
Diabore: @Cptasparagus love when my seemingly irrational hate gets a little bit more justified
CaptainSpam: Bananas WITH Pajamas. They're not wearing them, they're just holding them.
gualdhar: wow, not even doing cameras? that's sweet
gualdhar: let people do the hard work while you tag along for the fun after party
definenull: But think of the content! \j
Diabore: close game
KingOfDoma: Sleep in, crash the PPR, then go back home to nap. Flawless plan
Mr_Horrible: as the old LRR sketch says: "Try 'More Sleep'!"
definenull: Go sheep! Save us!
Diabore: i think thats a gg
RixtonSnek: big baah
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Diabore: the terror is no more! we have slain the dargon tamer!
Diabore: lets gooo
KingOfDoma: Wooooooooooo
BartholemewTheKitten: Doin the crime dance
BrowneePointz: question Cori: as a recent returner to Magic, which one of the announced sets are you most excited for this year?
definenull: Uhhhh
definenull: Pass
drcthulu: nice?
Shurtal: radical stance, i know
BrowneePointz: Aetherdrift, Tarkir Dragonstorm, Final Fantasy, Edge of Eternities and Spider-Verse ye
TheAwkes: Get 5 Cids.
BrowneePointz: I’m intrigued how the Space Opera set will end up, but I already know I’m going to spend a small fortune on those basics
SquareDotCube: One day we will get a side mission in a Spider-Man game where we mostly throw pies into criminals' faces. One day!
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad to see Speed seems like they're doing good iteration on mechanics with bad memory issues, to have less memory issues
Shurtal: Fingers crossed for Sephiroth having Deathtouch for Clerics
definenull: And an unknown ub set (but there are highly probable rumours)
Scarbble: if there's not a tonberry with an alt win con, we riot
BrowneePointz: Idk, FF16 is a good Cid. Certainly Hottest Cid
silenceaux: Based on number of creatures in graveyards...?
BrowneePointz: I just want Vivi to be broken and break eternal formats
Dread_Pirate_Westley: With a KNIFE!
BartholemewTheKitten: Tonberry that wins if you don't attack for 10 turns in a row
BrowneePointz: it’s what Vivi deserves
SquareDotCube: Yeah but only one Cid said "You spoony bard!"
Mr_Horrible:
please, Oglop Cid all the way
definenull: I just started ff10 and yes I totally get all these references *nod nod*
Bruceski: Now I'm remembering Graham's tonberry impression and cracking up again.
Shurtal: make it be like "At the beginning of the end step, i've you've dealt 10 or more excess damage to a single creature this turn, you win the game"
BrowneePointz: Cori, FF16 Cid is gorgeous and has Ralph Ineson’s Voice. he’s on the short list
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And not just any fish. Just the good fish.
Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski "and then it STABS you and you die"
CuteTeaGoat: FFV Cid who just hands out vehicles over the course of the game
EvilBadman: OreoFunker69 was not affected by the taunt...
ghizmou: @CuteTeaGoat that could make for a great alchemy card
BrowneePointz: ff14 Cid is also a hottie
Mr_Horrible: honestly FF7 Cid is probably up there too
BrowneePointz: gets better after his voice change though
Mr_Horrible: Hag Cid (he's like 32)
Bruceski: I'm kinda looking forward to the Final Fantasy set but also Seven is my absolute least favorite and I'm worried they're gonna go too heavily into that one.
BrowneePointz: Gavin has said a good rep across all the numbered games
Mr_Horrible: if you thought LOTR had too many copies of the same characters, get ready for 10 Sephiroth cards
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz Yeah, I don't think it's a valid concern for me to have, just a rumble in the belly.
ghizmou: Can we expect X-2 moogle costumes?
Spades_Slicc: smdh they're not even attacking you
BrowneePointz: probably just Sephi and Safer Steph tbh
BrowneePointz: I hope there’s zero x-2 rep
NorthstarTex: math is for blockers >:)
Mr_Horrible: also if there's no Benjamin card the set designers are frauds
BrowneePointz: *fires X-2 into the phantom zone*
Mr_Horrible: give me a Shinra card from X-2
Mr_Horrible: or Vegnagun, that was a cool design for a monster
definenull: Need a flavour reprint of tashas hideous laughter
BrowneePointz: *loads Mr Horrible into the cannon too*
Shurtal: Australian who trained a bunch of marsupials to do con jobs "Hehehe, they've fallen for my 'roos"
GapFiller:
Mr_Horrible the 
is a Shinra card that explicitly xovers w/ FF7
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Mr_Horrible: sorry, you can't deny that X-2 is one of the best Jobs implementations they've done
GapFiller: thatd be neat just for the cheap heat
BrowneePointz: I can
Scarbble: could see materia as equipment very easily
BrowneePointz: cuz the rest of x 2 suuuuuuuuucks
RealGamerCow: holy butts, the PPPPPPPPPPPPPR is tomorrow
CuteTeaGoat: i used to play Hex TCG which was a digital TCG very based on Magic, and it had a cool gem system for their cards
Mr_Horrible: I suppose being wrong is an option
BrowneePointz: and it makes X worse by existiiiiiing
ghizmou: @BrowneePointz I want equipment equipment
GapFiller: BrowneePointz always preferred X-2 to X but fuck me for having an objectively wrong opinion eh
EvilBadman: Eveyone gonna be "oh the buster sword, oh masamune" bump that. give me Cid's Pushbroom from FF7
BrowneePointz: don’t put words in my mouth @gapfiller
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman Nail Bat! Nail Bat! Nail Bat!
EvilBadman:
Lucille exists 
Shurtal: Oh, a Tellah card that sacs it's to cast a Shivan Meteor type card
Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz it is in their name
Shurtal: itself*
Mr_Horrible:
yeah but that's from a bad piece of media
TheAwkes: I'd love to see the FFV/Tactics jobs as Backgrounds.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I just hope that there is Mecha equipment from FF6
Bruceski: I think 5's top for the jobs system. X-2 was an interesting idea that often felt like too much effort for the payoff (not really a reason TO change jobs mid-combat unless you're fighting above your weight class and cycling around healing duties to whoever still has mana).
EvilBadman: @TheAwkes YES
Mr_Horrible: also p sure the Nail Bat sword from 7 is literally just a big plank with like 2 railroad spikes through it
GapFiller: BrowneePointz phunnily enough X is down there at the bottom fo my series tier list
ghizmou: @TheAwkes or it could be the eldraine enchantment aura tokens
Mr_Horrible: which is always a funny visual
Cptasparagus: @TheAwkes yeah if theres a FFT secret lair im in
BrowneePointz: oh X doesn’t break my top 5
BrowneePointz: for me it’s 9 4 6 12 7 10
Bruceski: In my opinion X is a great RPG, of a style I don't like.
BrowneePointz: well correction zodiac age 12
CaptainSpam: How many more FFs do we need before it's Numberwang?
Mr_Horrible: pretty sure we're already there
BrowneePointz: zodiac age 12 fixes some issues
Bruceski: @CaptainSpam Kingdom Hearts is the numberwang series
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz With the excepteion of remake, I figure whenever anyone lists their favorite game it's the "best" version of it
GapFiller: BrowneePointz in my head OG 12 is 2 w/ the tech to back up the vision (not necessarily for the better ofc as anyone who played the SaGa games can attest)
Mr_Horrible:
which means none of the ports of 6 
BrowneePointz: JoJo part 4 is the beautiful Duwang series
BrowneePointz: that joke is for all the jonerds
Spades_Slicc: Objectively the best Final Fantasy game is Kingdom Hearts
GapFiller: EvilBadman it IS nice when FFB all line up eh
Mr_Horrible: Kingdom Hearts isn't even the best Kingdom Hearts game, though!
BrowneePointz: Cori, did you see the DMC anime opening dropped a few hours ago?
Mr_Horrible: she has beholden nothing
Mr_Horrible: not even the cards being played
BrowneePointz: the music choice had me CRYING
Spades_Slicc: You haven't even seen the deck you drafted????????
Mr_Horrible: it's all vibes on LRRMTG today
ghizmou: after all, why shouldn't you also get to hit them
BrowneePointz: The Dante one
AlphaHelixNZ: Distribute a Murder of Crows?
adambomb625: Duel Monsters Championship
Flyingdelorion: Delorean Motor Company?
epsilon_vee:
they're making an anime out of a delorean?
Shurtal: i'm watching the opeing...... oh my god
Shurtal: opening*
Bruceski: Run DMC
SquareDotCube: ah you've not remembered Stranger in Paradise then
AlphaHelixNZ: Dude, My Campaign?
GapFiller: the bigger shock frankly is that nobody has done a Back to the Future anime yet
Flyingdelorion: LOL @epsilon_vee
SquareDotCube: AKA the one with the "I must kill Chaos!" dude
Mr_Horrible: @SquareDotCube I gotta go back and finish that one
BrowneePointz: they actually were working on a back to the future manga that got canceled I think
AlphaHelixNZ: Ahem, anyway. Hello again. Did I miss anything?
Flyingdelorion: @GapFiller That would be sick!
A_Dub888: How Gathering has been today’s Magic?
Spades_Slicc: maybe ensmallen the cow
Spades_Slicc: wait can you?
Spades_Slicc: !card bovine inter
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
BrowneePointz: anyways I won’t reveal what it is, all I will say is you are not prepared for the music choice in the Opening
Mr_Horrible: if you make the cow smaller you can ask "Where's the beef?"
Flyingdelorion: Ah Bristly Bill, the nemesis of Jim Davis!
Spades_Slicc: I stopped playing Magic last year and have forgotten which white removal spells hit what
260 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
Amazonian: you better be stealing cards in here
GapFiller: AMY RAID!!!
Spades_Slicc: and I smell James in this twitch stream tonight
Mr_Horrible: heyya Amy and chat
definenull: Welcome raiders!
BrowneePointz: @amazonian there’s a secret Shivam in the moon base this very minute!
A_Dub888: @squaredotcube do you KILL CHAOS in DMC?
Amazonian: Commiting a Crime isn't crime.
Spades_Slicc:
You could've played and sacced the vigilante to draw another card
Amazonian: WotC is wrong and they know it
CuteTeaGoat:
@BrowneePointz 
BrowneePointz: he Front on my Ier til I seek?
AlphaHelixNZ:
@BrowneePointz
BrowneePointz: *extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
gualdhar: hey Cori, if you've seen the Aetherdrift set spoilers so far, what's your favorite card?
Spades_Slicc: Yeah now next turn you can baron and saddle the bighorn and get 2 tokens
BartholemewTheKitten: shep
BrowneePointz: Slick Imitator
AlphaHelixNZ: So I just had a quick look and now there's a card called "Locust Spray". Locust. Spray. I think I need to go outside. No, wait, bad idea, that's where the locusts will be...
BrowneePointz: is the ooze shark
comrade_cards: not shp!
Greendrag13: Beep beep, tether sheep, I said beepbeep tether sheep
BusTed:
Spades_Slicc: Is the shark smooth?
BrowneePointz: Ope sorry what I meant Cori, the Ooze Shark is named Slick Imitator*
BartholemewTheKitten: They'll be baack, don't worry
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Ms. Coriander. Time for Friday Night Magic - on a Thursday afternoon!
BrowneePointz: I stream of consciousness post sometimes as is my god given younger millennial right. message breaks and all!
Akaiatana: pingy wingy?
Spades_Slicc: Pingus Wingus
BrowneePointz: brain go faster than fingies
BrowneePointz: also anxiety
Akaiatana: Can you fake your own death and then sac to lawbringer to get sheep back?
AlphaHelixNZ: @BrowneePointz Oof. Sympathy!
Spades_Slicc: I'd have attacked with a 5/4 flyer first
micalovits: It is really cool
Flyingdelorion: Why no attack first?
Akaiatana: The sheep
Akaiatana: The sheep's on the lamb
micalovits: Caught up in the sick play
Diabore: I forget sometimes too
Spades_Slicc: Being in the tank is a perfectly reasonable reason to miss stuff
Flyingdelorion: Don't we all? Understandable
Spades_Slicc: How many sheep?!?!?!??
Spades_Slicc: against white attacking makes your creatures more vulnerable, esp with this set's bonus sheet
A_Dub888: @spades_slicc wouldn’t ewe like to know
Akaiatana: @Spades_Slicc Bonus sheep, in this case
Spades_Slicc: You're up one creature even with a dead sheep
Akaiatana: Or with the vamp and gain a life?
Spades_Slicc: I think the bighorn needs to die
BartholemewTheKitten: Make them big their last horn
definenull: death by sheep and goats
Spades_Slicc: wait
Spades_Slicc: is glamer a word?
Spades_Slicc: yes it is
Spades_Slicc: according to oxford it is a word
ghizmou: more glam
Akaiatana: It's a flamer, iterated
BrowneePointz: it’s where glam and glamorous comes from
SquareDotCube: glamers rise up
ghizmou: the glamerest of the ball
Flyingdelorion: Drink more glame?
BrowneePointz: glamer (archaic) noise (archaic) the visual influence of a charm, causing people to see things differently from what they are. Hence, to cast a glamer is to cause a visual deception
definenull: uhhh
micalovits: Man, I should make sure I am glamorous enough to be a glamer
GapFiller: everyone knows history began in the eighties
Spades_Slicc: Enkidu is fake smh
BrowneePointz: true Cori is not real
BrowneePointz: boom roasted
GapFiller: something something streamers are not real
Spades_Slicc: You can flicker the supplier and kill the biggest horn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Attack with birdie first?
BartholemewTheKitten: Time to dip their sheep
ghizmou: to flicker bird
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flicker birdie get counters.
Mazrae: i love the card art for the lands
Spades_Slicc: You know I didn't consider death flunge
Spades_Slicc: that's on me
AlphaHelixNZ:
Death flunge is better with varmints, anyway.
definenull:
Spades_Slicc: Don't make promises you wont keep Cori
micalovits: Not like Chat is real anyway
Spades_Slicc: Chat (Archaic)
definenull: not the train D:
ghizmou: this is not board game night, drop the train
DapperKoala2: Train derailed
micalovits: Wait, my OP also just cast that card! Its so rude!
CaptainSpam: But chat died on this very stream 35 years ago!
GapFiller: micalovits Q: Are We Not Chatbots? A: We Are Real Chat!
BartholemewTheKitten: Couldn't maintain the train
Spades_Slicc: Is Hostile investigator from the second bonus sheet?
Spades_Slicc: The one of exclusively busted shit
Diabore: Yeah its a big score
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DapperKoala2: They'll figure it out.
ghizmou: the token got our toucan
Diabore: They just wanted the trade i assume
BrowneePointz: oh no, our own Petard!
ghizmou: interesting
Maximum_Berry: I don't think that did what they wanted it to
DapperKoala2: Is opp running 1-for-2 Kindred?
gualdhar: oooh they missed you had a desert
Bruceski: Secret Desert replaces Secret Reach
EvilBadman: lol state based actions
Akaiatana: We got them good there. 0 HP doesn't care about indestructible
Diabore: @gualdhar or thought indestructible saved it
CaptainSpam: The townsfolk are gettin' all riled up.
gualdhar: @Diabore maybe? but I'd think conduit pylon being a desert is easier to miss
Bruceski: Difficult to harp on people for missing rules interactions, I recently learned that "then fight that creature" style of cards don't count first strike
Spades_Slicc: bounce your supplier?
Spades_Slicc: little pixie? As a treat?
AlphaHelixNZ: @Bruceski Ah. I learned that one the hard way too,.
Spades_Slicc: Go Birds
CaptainSpam: Birbdeath.
KingOfDoma: biiiiiiiiiiiirbs.
AlphaHelixNZ: Birbs, like chat, aren't real.
Akaiatana: A supplies flier
ghizmou: they got us
CaptainSpam: Clever.
Maximum_Berry: they blewed up
DapperKoala2: "It's my last black spell for my daily"
Mazrae: rat bomb?
Greendrag13: I'm glad they got the one play in. I was feeling REAL bad after the double self-goozle
micalovits: Ahhh, the lies we all tell our selves
BrowneePointz: Do you remember? the 21st google of September?
ghizmou: what's the point if there's no self goosing involved
definenull: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Akaiatana: Declare ox
BrowneePointz: goozle*
BrowneePointz: thanks apple
Mazrae: im off to get pizza later everyone
AlphaHelixNZ: Ooh pizza! Yum. Enjoy!
Cptasparagus: sleepy in le saddle
Greendrag13: @Mazrae Have a good 'za!
BartholemewTheKitten: To get pizza later *for everyone
BartholemewTheKitten: right?
LadyAiluros: same
BrowneePointz: I’m currently having pizza! Chicken, Bacon, Red Onion & Basil with a Sriracha BBQ Drizzle! @loadingreadyrun
LadyAiluros: I have a buffalo chicken pizza in the freezer
ArcOfTheConclave: that sounds nice
CaptainSpam: Sounds like a good pizza.
BrowneePointz: it’s from a local 100 year old pizza place that specializes in Midwest Tavern Style
LadyAiluros: That sounds amazing
LadyAiluros: I love mom and pop pizza places like that
Greendrag13: @BrowneePointz That sounds lovely! Is the onion baked with the pizza, or a raw-add on at the end?
Cptasparagus: reading the Kambal explains the Kambal
BrowneePointz: baked with
Greendrag13: @BrowneePointz Rad! Raw onions FIGHT me, so I always have to squint at them as an option
TheAwkes: Damn. Prickly Pair is still a banger of a card name.
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AlphaHelixNZ: Silly scorpion... I personally like the hollow "bonk" the prairie dogs make when you bop them.
pn55: So rude!
AlphaHelixNZ: Ah. That's how I got knocked out of that last draft. I got skewered too.
BartholemewTheKitten: Get down mr mayor!
BartholemewTheKitten: Darnation, too late
CuteTeaGoat:
who would removal a dog?
drcthulu: pupper's getting burned first chance the oppo can
Greendrag13:
Dog removal? PLEASE NO
Land_Manatee: woopsie
itsj0mi:
kynelwynn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Aetherdrift PPR (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew with special guests Shivam Bhatt and MagicNewGirl for the Aetherdrift PPR! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (17:18 from now).
CuteTeaGoat: how many board wipes we running
BrowneePointz: the wall isn’t real. An Imaginot Line if you will
BrowneePointz: I am good at the wordsing
BrowneePointz: sometimes
LurkerSpine:
100
BrowneePointz: save for 2 orb
BartholemewTheKitten: beeg dino
Greendrag13:
Byeeee! 
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream 
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