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Metric_Furlong: choo choo train
Metric_Furlong: (fruit fruit)
KeytarCat: Froot froot!
 Nigouki: huh, was there no tugging of lerms?
  Juliamon points to pin
 Nigouki: twitch seems to have decided not to serve me a pin
  Juliamon: Also no Checkpoint. Only trains.
 Nigouki: interesting, refreshing, still no pins
  Juliamon: oh dammit, did it go away
  Juliamon: twitch why
  Juliamon: well, 10 minutes until trains anyway
 Nigouki: arbitrarily time limited pins? how very novel of twitch
  Juliamon: the thing about Twitch pins is they are arbitrarily time limited... but they have a "until manually unpinned" option, WHICH I CHOSE
  Juliamon: clearly I must have been wrong
  Sarah_Serinde: iirc it's "until manually unpinned *or end of stream*"
  Sarah_Serinde: So if you pin during a stream, it'll be unpinned
  Sarah_Serinde: but otherwise I dunno, it should stick around
  Juliamon: I did not pin during a stream
  Juliamon: there haven't been any
  Juliamon: which is why I had a pin!
  Juliamon: anyway
  Juliamon: !bsky
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  Sarah_Serinde: Right, look, my brain is sort of here 
 Nigouki: you_no_power_here.gif but it's twitch replying to mods and channel owners
  Sarah_Serinde: You *should* be right, I dunno why it's not there
Metric_Furlong: #JustTwitchThings
 korvys: @Sarah_Serinde The question is where is Twitch's brain?
  Juliamon: more specifically, Kathleen's bsky
   Anubis169: korvys: it got sacked along with the other original staff that knew how the place ran properly
 korvys: I hear it moved to Japan
TheAinMAP: Signal
Metric_Furlong: signal
  Juliamon: 
Metric_Furlong: like a train signal
  ritchards: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Choo Choo! We train barons y'all! Game: Ticket to Ride Legacy) at Thu 04:30 PM PST (49s ago).
Metric_Furlong: har har har, etc.
 korvys: Oh, for some reason I assumed this was in 30 minutes
EvilBadman: It's starting early to try and do both remaining games
Metric_Furlong: in the grim darkness of the 19th century there is only train
GragSmash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
GragSmash: Acceptsble
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  Juliamon: My pin *also* reminded people that this would be 30 minutes early
 korvys: There is goes
  Juliamon: THANKS TWITCH
 korvys: *it
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Pins on Twitch are so hit and miss, I have no idea what their default length is
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
  Juliamon: fuck all these megacorps tbh
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EOstby! (Today's storm count: 2)
  Juliamon: let's go back to train barony
EvilBadman: embrace rail
EvilBadman: wait, shit
 baltimore_667083: I need train things after the day I’ve had
 HbombAndFriends: TRAINS!
 jessieimproved: heck maybe if we had train barons we'd have...trains - I'll take it
 GragSmash: The notification said this would be warhams.
  Juliamon: Twitch is being awful today, sorry.
 HbombAndFriends: we need more trains
  Juliamon: Warhams was last night
Chipton subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 Chipton: I only remember this button when the ads happen
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Chipton! (Today's storm count: 3)
Metric_Furlong: today's really reminding us that you can't spell twitch without twit
  Juliamon: truly
 HbombAndFriends: Looks like Beejdrop in Turner’s seat.
kusinohki: meows
   LoadingReadyRun: we've played a lot of Ticket to Ride, but I don't think we've used 40k trains
 HbombAndFriends: …yet
 baltimore_667083: only 40,000 trains? you gotta bump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers.
kusinohki: Galaxy Express 40K
 HbombAndFriends: We must construct additional trains.
 SquareDotCube: In the grim darkness of the future there is only locomotion
Metric_Furlong: @HbombAndFriends Beej steadily becoming the longest running on this LG, despite not having been initially included in it
 baltimore_667083: as long as a good number are steam powered I will permit it
 Nigouki: ~It's the Final TrainFu-
TheAinMAP:     
DideRobot: LRR: Time for the Long Game! Choo Choo! We train barons y'all on Ticket to Ride Legacy! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113959790935802073
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all 
  Juliamon: that toot is also definitely using the schedule's stock text
 Nigouki: Your mom lets you do trains TWO times!?
 Diabore: double trains!
 RockPusher: That's a heck of a side-effect for poor James
kusinohki: has the next long game been announced?
 korvys: Beej is just James spelled backwards and wrong
letsbelgo: james can't even finish his train legacy
  Juliamon: kusinohki Slay the Spiral, but not immediately
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm sad James had to miss this one
Metric_Furlong: !patreon
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  Juliamon: c'mon brain
Metric_Furlong: !store
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  Juliamon: you are still free to slay spirals if you want
 RockPusher: 
 SAJewers: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
kusinohki: didn't know slay the spire had a campaign mode or legacy or whatever...
   LoadingReadyRun: Mama O'Connell must have attacked James between games
 CaptainSpam: Both games?  Ticket to Ride AND Minecraft?
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher: Trains. The Last Frontier.
 korvys: You're able to issue Time Travel for your trains
kusinohki: steam trains can reach 88 mph
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FriendlyLittleWebFunRun-X_qSCgQKGvribI7A
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 138 months, currently on a 138 month streak!
 2Flower: CHOO. CHOO.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 2Flower! (Today's storm count: 4)
 PMAvers: Wow, this really *is* a alternate timeline
 Jillexie: What a concept!
 RockPusher: *knock knock* "Who's there?" "Grant, from the Government!"
Bruceski: To be clear, is this before route cards have gone out?
 KodeMage: James dead?
  Juliamon: Oh no, it's Excel, the final boss!
kusinohki: "at least beej made the trains run on time"
 KodeMage: are we approaching the final game soon? The board looks complete.
kusinohki: last 2 games, planed to play tonight
 A_Dub888: @kusinohki If Doc Brown could do it in the Wild West...
 A_Dub888: Just got here, did Ian push James down a hole and take his place?
  Juliamon: Beej did
  Juliamon: Ian was always part of the group
 A_Dub888: ah
Metric_Furlong: Ian's filling-in for Beej, who has to fill-in for James 
 Cptasparagus: thinking is indeed a problem
kusinohki: all the rules are active, except the one we're ignoring
 RockPusher: kusinohki if we forgot anything or if we did it wrong, that's a house rule!
 jessieimproved: you'll go there, then you'll be there
 A_Dub888: @RockPusher all according to keikaku
kusinohki: sacre bleu
 A_Dub888: Fun Fact: Sacremento has a train museum
 A_Dub888: I went there as a kid and it ruled
TotallyNotaBeholder: The Sac train museum does in fact rule, can confirm
 jessieimproved: tracks
 SquareDotCube: Mr. President~
 lamina5432: evening
 RockPusher: Cori knows when to hold 'em, knows when to fold 'em
 A_Dub888: But does she know when to walk away or run?
Metric_Furlong: the gang's writing another crapshot, I see 
ghyllnox: Would he? Maybe that's the psychic part!
kusinohki: welcome to dave's psychics and side chicks??
 RockPusher: from cowcatcher to caboose
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, codatski! (Today's storm count: 5)
kusinohki: maybe add signed checks in there too??
spethycakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 spethycakes: Choo choo!
 RockPusher: Intimidating grip
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, spethycakes! (Today's storm count: 6)
 RockPusher: Red 
 CaptainSpam: Deeeeee-trooooooit!
  Juliamon: Someone's mic is popping?
 korvys: Rubbing on a shirt or something
 RockPusher: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpossibleSavoryGaurEagleEye-zZtXqgMc8cs-eIgJ
 CaptainSpam: The neighbors would need to be Fake Leno, as the villain. 
ghyllnox: That's what they called me in kindergarten
 RockPusher: hosts all in one house, but presided over by dual research collaborations of executives, The NBC Project and the CBS Initiative
 RockPusher: Remember to scry your Beej regularly to maintain a healthy coat
 baltimore_667083: but what tools does one need to scry their beej?
 A_Dub888: I use what ever WZRD Chat recommends
 RockPusher: baltimore_667083 I'm imagining some sort of special comb and lint roller? Maybe some special gloves. and ointments of course, so many ointments
 baltimore_667083: my beej is hairless so I usually just use wipes
ghyllnox: You heard wrong
 RockPusher: Release!
 RockPusher:  
 Sethalidos: IAN!
 A_Dub888: @RockPusher Instructions unclear: negotiated new rental agreement from landlord
 RockPusher: Beej and Ian should not be allowed on television!
 Sethalidos: @A_Dub888 neck now stuck in pen holder
 RockPusher: go to Nashville, get some hot chicken
 Jillexie: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: at least it isnt our fault this time?
 Geldaran: Sigh.
 A_Dub888: 
 lamina5432: skip
 CaptainSpam: 
 Strebenherz: 
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Drazoth! (Today's storm count: 7)
ghyllnox: You can discard it if you appoint a train czar
 Jillexie: Need someone to become the Train Czar
 RockPusher: ah yes, a relic of times gone by… 
 Sethalidos: *headdesk*
 A_Dub888 screams into the void
adept_nekomancer: Is this the result of the "transport the corrupt politician out of town" event from earlier?
 Jillexie: Let's play a game to escape from reality
 RockPusher: [screams externally]
 jessieimproved:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Only a minute? Efficient
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: *cries in Ontario*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Voidhawk42: Planet Earth was a mistake
adept_nekomancer: Train Quest!  Build a railroad to Dawson City.
 jessieimproved: nothing bad happens anywhere else
 CaptainSpam: IAN.
 A_Dub888 doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
 korvys: "Fun" Facts
 CaptainSpam: NO.
 RockPusher: Putting the FUN in Fun Facts
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: IAN. BAD.
TheAinMAP: 
 Alness49: Thank you for tuning into a very special, and final, Long Game
 lamina5432: the result of the previous event
 RockPusher:    
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KawaiiRudeAyeayeBrokeBack-TVFMhGzAXiIUo6Li
 Mr_Bitterness: Mawp
ghyllnox: More mic pops
 RockPusher: might have been Beej raising his arms
 A_Dub888: I treasure my chairs but are they modern?
 SquareDotCube: Fargo, becuase Nearaway was too contrarian
 RockPusher: ha ba ba ba
 RockPusher: the Ian of wisdom
 A_Dub888: @RockPusher (amount of dispensed wisdom may vary)
ghyllnox: Pop pop crinkle
 Strebenherz: oh I thought that was my headphones, was it stream doing snap crackle pop
 CaptainSpam: Telethinky.
 Alness49: I mean, Pyrokinetic would be really useful for stoking the tenders
 RockPusher: I wonder if a kermit arm flail mic check should go on the pre-show checklist
 RockPusher: shake out loose connections and rubbings
 MrGibberish: Hi all. What game number is this?
 RockPusher: MrGibberish Penultimate!
 MrGibberish: Oooh
kusinohki: 11 of 12  (or is it 9 of 10??)
 MrGibberish: Need to look back at the rules changea
 RockPusher: (I don't know what that actually is in absolute terms)
 RealGamerCow: Or you could be like Rhode Island, and elect the mob!
 TheMandrew: unelected mob better than elected mob, got it
 RockPusher: but, since we are dealing with trains, I feel using a gauge as a measurement over absolute values is appropriate 
 RockPusher: RIP James' wallet
 RockPusher:   
 Nigouki: pull into the station, sorry this station is not equipped with washrooms, that's only for major stations
 RockPusher:  
swordfishspyke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
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 mercano82: Ringo Starr
Metric_Furlong: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 A_Dub888: Swap our fluids with what tho?
  Juliamon: Up to you
  Juliamon: We don't know what you have available
 A_Dub888: Instructions unclear, swapped fluids with toilet
 Nigouki: what they don't want you to know is that antifreeze and engine oil is how they make mayo
 Nigouki: look it up, plenty of videos to prove it!
 TheAwkes: That's the forbidden milkshake.
 A_Dub888: Original Journey or Dragonball journey?
   LoadingReadyRun: are there any ticket to ride games set in modern times?
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun They should make a Ticket To Ride/Rollercoaster Tycoon crossover game
adept_nekomancer: I mean, you shouldn't go out on the prairie unless you have a pokemon of your own.  Too much long grass.
 Strebenherz: gotta catch 'em all, train'em'on?
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think so?  might be one out there
 Nigouki: Why are you buying soup at the train store!?
 Mathwyn: An illegal turn? Check the traffic laws in your area
   LoadingReadyRun: Pizza Soup?
EvilBadman: Got a blender..make pizza soup.
 A_Dub888: hmmmmm pizza chowder?
UncannyJimjams subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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 SnackPak_: use pizza bones to make pizza stock
   LoadingReadyRun: Nox to Nash
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Looking at BoardGameGeek, it doesn't look like it.
 vinewood_og: Modern Ticket to Ride? Not without a greater commitment to public transportation. I'll show myself out.
meowzhuxi subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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adept_nekomancer: Sub-standard copper (brought to you by Ea Nasir).
 Nigouki: Backstroke of the West
l_r0s3_l: omg! an actual channel w people who play ticket to ride?! paradise!
  Juliamon: l_r0s3_l A little bit of bad news about that... this is the last stream
l_r0s3_l: @juliamon . excuse me?
 Dog_of_Myth: But there is the video on the youtube channel
 Nigouki: but there is a lot of VODs on the youtubes!
 Mr_Bitterness: @l_r0s3_l They're finishing the LEgacy version today
l_r0s3_l: I quit chat. 
   LoadingReadyRun: we do have archived streams of the whole legacy game, though!
  Juliamon: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
TheAinMAP: There's even some VoDs of some non-Legacy versions.
 spethycakes: highly-contested rivers and waterways
 vinewood_og: Yeah can I get a junior bacon cheeseburger?
 A_Dub888: @vinewood_og would you like to make that a combo meal?
 vinewood_og: In this economy?
   LoadingReadyRun: That would be a good gameshow: "Tonight, the players will have to choose between two options, with one of them being clearly better. Will they make the obviously correct choice or will they DO THE STUPID THING!"
 Cptasparagus: charl to charl
  Juliamon: toss a coin to your Momma
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon o ticket of legacy
 baltimore_667083: Savannah mentioned 👀
 Mathwyn: I feel like you could use half the train routes as euphemisms for death too
UtilityPunk: smh, there need to be games where you break out a sketch pad to draw cards
   LoadingReadyRun: 🎵scry me a river🎵
DideRobot: LRR: Heads up, no CheckPoint this week, sorry everyone. | Please trust that the games industry will continue to be silly, even if we don’t directly tell you about it. | Back next week! | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113960198602366046
 A_Dub888: and speed
   LoadingReadyRun: 🎵Oh, Beej just scryed from Nelson's arms tonight🎵
Sogheim: oh hey the map is complete
glitched_goddess: what’s the pigs for?
  Juliamon: there's a route piggyback mechanic
  Juliamon: you can only do it once per game, so Paul removes the pig icon when they do
 Mazrae: Hello everyone, this still game one?
  Juliamon: It is
 Forlorgen: DO IT BEEJ!!!
 Forlorgen: DO IT!!!
 Forlorgen: THEGREED!!!!!!
 Mr_Bitterness: James wouldn't be a chicken
TheAinMAP:  
 Forlorgen: Boo
 Forlorgen: Thats how you win
 Cptasparagus: Beejames is a risk taker
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 Gadora: She's just got a train theme going.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Gadora neat!
 Mazrae: I think Alex used a shovel as an ax in temple of the lava bears
 RockPusher:  
TheAinMAP: Real pizza or can the trains in the game deliver pizza now?
EvilBadman: Just warn the site volunteer 
 A_Dub888: Are any of these katana weilding pizza delivery folk cats?
TheAinMAP: Now I'm wondering if one could cook a pizza in the firebox of a steam engine?
 goombalax: Samurai were mainly archers so guns were a natural progression
 A_Dub888: aaaaaaaa
 itira: AAHhhhhHHHH
  Juliamon: Probably, but it might not come out great
 RockPusher: The problem with pizza-delivery-by-gun is managing the orientation with respect to the g-forces
   LoadingReadyRun: I guess this train has a dining car
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrispySuperLemurOSkomodo-ay1lE70W9GuFbZDB
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousCarefulPepperoniHassaanChop-wF50qTFuJY5ufhJ8
 Cptasparagus: you're gonna stick your what where?
   LoadingReadyRun: Famous Rapper 2Trainz
 TheAwkes: @RockPusher Time to design a sabot capsule with a nose cone parachute so it keeps the toppings oriented "down" on both launch and landing.
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It has snowed dumb amounts in SK this week... so yes, pure white out there right now.
 A_Dub888: 
 A_Dub888: rip it, that's the clip it
lostinspaceintn: cory now...then ian
 TheAwkes: Accountability!
 Nigouki: EnBeej yourself
 gualdhar: character growth is for books
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Nephew in Victoria sent pictures of the snow there... his family back here were all "Aw, that's cute" 
 A_Dub888: @TheAwkes In this economy!?
Mashamino: everybody! everybody!
 A_Dub888: Everybody! La-di-do-DI-DO!
 Twilight_Spark: As I was walking to Char-lotte I met a man with 7 parts
jamesinor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months, currently on a 107 month streak!
 jamesinor: Oh thank god you're on tonight. I need positivity after teaching toay
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jamesinor! (Today's storm count: 11)
 Sorator13: Good evening, friends; how are the trains?
 A_Dub888: Chugging alont
 A_Dub888: *along
  Juliamon: Wrapping up game 1
 goombalax: LA to MTL is a wild line
The_Voices: yikes
Mashamino: oh
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Next is game 0!
QuixoticScrivener: how many more games do we still have?
   LoadingReadyRun: just one
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColdbloodedLovelyKathyJebaited-YC1tr_3AtxNSPwKD
 Octonomicon: Ghost die? Again?
 KaleidoscopeMind: the ghost die died
QuixoticScrivener: @LoadingReadyRun and then trains stopped existing
   LoadingReadyRun: the ghost went to a peaceful farm somewhere
Mashamino: bring out your dead
KeytarCat: @QuixoticScrivener All that will remain is a couple vods on a niche youtube page 👻 oooo~
 DrLigmaPhD: Let's relocate this cursed relic, nothing will go wrong in transit
lostinspaceintn: shares to vault
QuixoticScrivener: @DrLigmaPhD the sacred relic of "No, You!"
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 northos: a small chihuahua the size of a large chihuahua
 Pheonix888: Like the cheese
 Fruan: Dogs named after places are my favorite kind of dogs
  Juliamon: mine too, actually
 couchboyj: I've got a 15 lb Chihuahua, thats pretty big as far as Chihuahuas go 
on_and_awful subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
 on_and_awful: I see button, I press button
Mashamino: a big city the size of a small chihuahua
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, on_and_awful! (Today's storm count: 12)
  Juliamon: I love newfies, big slobbery teddy bear dogs
QuixoticScrivener: @Mashamino A chimichanga the size of a big city, the size of a small chihuahua.
 Fruan: Is Beej the Psychic Frog?
lostinspaceintn: yes...shares are scored by color
 northos: 
 Nigouki: eat pizza off the game board, it's the last use of it anyway
 northos: an ultimate game for ultimate gamers
QuixoticScrivener: I wonder if this game has a "do not open ever" envelope like Risk Legacy
 Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener ...now I want to know what's inside that envelope
QuixoticScrivener: @Sorator13 I think are 6 different one
  Juliamon: I hope one of them is just a blank piece of cardstock
QuixoticScrivener: ouch, my grammar broke
 KaleidoscopeMind: just really expensive paper
  Juliamon: oh hey, next week looks fun
Bruceski: Just got here. I know they were gonna try for two games, what's the status of things?
  Juliamon: Just finished the first, having a pizza break
Bruceski: neato, thanks
 RockPusher:  
KeytarCat: I'm also having pizza tonight
Shurtal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months!
 Shurtal: this number is getting increasingly ridiculous, I like it
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   LoadingReadyRun: sorry for the extended break, pizza is important 
 DiscordianTokkan: This is true!
 Strebenherz: pizza is legit
  Juliamon: doesn't bother me, gives me time to get some TGCP battles in
   LoadingReadyRun:  Had pierogi pizza for the first time. very legit
  Juliamon: oooooh
 Strebenherz: ooh nice
 MalFnord: Speak more of this strange concotion, prithee
tdfox12: !followage
 Sorator13: oh god
TheAinMAP: Pardon?
 RockPusher: Look at these well-pizzaed people
 Nigouki: we prefer the term "caboosers"
 dumbo3k: @Nigouki Caboose Humpers?
   LoadingReadyRun: It's the Final Train Down!
 Sorator13: obligatory https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649289198313930752/1094545086743847042/Caboose-chan_2.gif?ex=67a6724c&is=67a520cc&hm=38715aa10a72aa572ec2cd4aea12e4aa167429d172a336ff8c73165adf089f94&
TheAinMAP: Hump yards are a thing.  Lots of cars are marked that can't go through them.  I've never heard anything there called "humpers."
 Nigouki: Mommy was the final boss all along
TheAinMAP: It's all coming together.
 definenull: Replayability in a legacy game?!?
 Cptasparagus: "how to summarily execute mama o'connell"
 Fruan: Where in the world is Momma O'Connel?!
 definenull: Cluedo?
 korvys: Double Jeopardy
hackingducks: oooohhhh the chase. oh oh oh oh the chase.
 spethycakes: ooOOOOooo THE CHASE
 Sorator13: wait, what train game involves bombs?
 dumbo3k: @Sorator13 Ticket to Ride: Bourne Legacy?
 Decaped: this the very last game?
 A_Dub888: dinner achieved! How train?
 spethycakes: Twist: Cori was Momma O'Connell ~the whole time~
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 We're arresting mom!
 A_Dub888: is she single?
 A_Dub888: baptized?
   LoadingReadyRun: I was kinda hoping that we'd get a Betrayal at the House on the Hill style twist where one player is secretly working for Mama O'Connall
 A_Dub888: Has anyone tried suplexing the ghost train?
 Decaped: Betrayal Legacy was an all timer
roastbeefsandwitch: Betrayal Legacy was amazing. It inspired me to find a (mostly) fresh copy and play it with interested friends. Such fun! I enjoyed some of the scenarios
 Decaped: I should do that. I think I've forgotten most of the particulars by now
 Sorator13: Mom is trying to bribe the kids!
 definenull: On a similar line I wish I could forget the plot of pandemic legacy, it was really cool too
 LostThePirate: Missed the beginning of the first game, is James under the weather tonight? Or trapped at home because of weather?
 Decaped: This is definitely the most boring Legacy games they've played.
   LoadingReadyRun: Betrayal Legacy was cool but I felt like some of the mechanics were a little half baked. Maybe it is just how it worked out for us, but the travelling through the rift part seemed a little lack luster
 Decaped: *Boring in the sense that there isn't some weird twist like the others. Not boring to watch.
  Juliamon: Straightforward, maybe.
roastbeefsandwitch: @LoadingReadyRun I thought of it as another part of the house to explore, but sure. In our case, we ended up with a truly cursed tile: a Haunted Wood with three devil curses on it, and Fog. Not the kindest way to enter the otherworld, certainly, but memorable.
 TheAwkes: Whatever faults it had, we'll always have "Rotate the Helm!"
  Juliamon: !helm
  LRRbot: RESPECT THE HELM.
roastbeefsandwitch: *insert Mario Brothers 2 theme*
 definenull: Thanks for getting that theme stuck in my head again \j
   LoadingReadyRun: The ghost train was neat, but I'd agree that this is probably the closer to standard TTR then other legacy games were to their base game
 Decaped: In other legacy news, i've passed the LRR gang in their Gloomhaven playthrough.
 LostThePirate: I need to go back and give Gloomhaven another shot. Kinda bounced off it the first few sessions.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Decaped neat! what class are you playing?
roastbeefsandwitch: I tried gloomhaven: jaws of the lion (basically, Gloomhaven wih a short intro, and overall much shorter arc). I can't say I enjoyed it
roastbeefsandwitch: the Demolitionist was fun, however
 Decaped: @LoadingReadyRun The Red Guard from the Jaws of the Lion expansionthingy. I am a beacon of fire and getting hit by stuff.
 KilrenKrae: Your guys playthrough of betrayal games got me to buy the scooby doo version to get my family to play
 Shurtal: i haven't been checking in lately, how long has california been an island?
   LoadingReadyRun: I still feel like Gloomhaven makes more sense as a digital game. So many of the tricky rules and issues are around basically getting the players to act as a computer.
 spethycakes: Don't scry for me, Cascadia
   LoadingReadyRun: @KilrenKrae I think Scooby Do betrayal is my favorite version
roastbeefsandwitch: It's certainly the most colorful and cleanest
 definenull: pfft
 Sorator13: "what are you doing about this yellow town" "painting it red, of course"
 spethycakes: 
 BusTed: womp womp
 definenull: That is a long pause
 definenull: (I'm hoping it's another plot twist in postcard 204)
 undecided44: Victory?    *nods*  *nods*     ........ No!
 definenull: "mama o'connell is in space"
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmusedIcyRedpandaSuperVinlin-LY78RSBobA0CTmJe
Bruceski: *Rockapella voice* where on the rails is Mama o'Connell?
 Sorator13: @undecided44 https://imgur.com/38I521Z
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulObservantWalrusANELE-t3HDxPg5VdX_JAMP
 Sorator13: They Very much are not the same place 
 Sorator13: (those are two of the three big TN cities, each the respective capital of the three regions of TN, which are what the three stars on the TN flag are for)
   LoadingReadyRun: what's the third?
 Sorator13: Memphis
   LoadingReadyRun: should be Memphville
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 Sorator13: Oh, we're definitely the black sheep of the TN family 
 Sorator13: very fitting that we don't fit the naming scheme
   LoadingReadyRun: SNAFU
 Marvoleath: !next
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 TheAwkes: I like it when you call me Big Pop-Off.
 Sorator13: Is that Baron von Poppinoff's cousin?
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 Simonark: Ooh, a number of months.
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 Sorator13: man, now I'm hungry for uppies
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnthusiasticSuspiciousLorisSuperVinlin-nim8vXiHbLL-uMx_
  Juliamon: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Math via consensus
 A_Dub888: Remember to math consensually kids
 gualdhar: O'Cloaca?
Mai_Andra: okra, homie
 A_Dub888: Oklahomussy
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 A_Dub888: Nelson will not tolerate a murder of crows
 MacbethSeemsSus: Beej's March to the Sea.
AzaleaCloud: Nelson has a continuous route from Portland to Savannah.  Impressive.
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 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher  because he can
 RockPusher: Beej needs to roll nothing but ones even after already scratching the Yahtzee and Ones scores?
 RockPusher: (that's my Yahtzee experience most of the time)
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 patbaer: number go up!
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 RockPusher: New keyword ability, Beejscry
Mai_Andra: That's about a 3.5 hr drive.
   LoadingReadyRun: Beej is paying his respects
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 spethycakes: hit me, cardtender
 Cptasparagus: is that famed Ticket To Ride Level 5 Judge Nelson?
 RockPusher works hard to not let his brain freak out about the idea of volumetric amounts of spiders
 Cptasparagus: st 
 spethycakes: Ugh, she WOULD be in Denver
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 LostThePirate: Yay!
TheAinMAP: 
 MalFnord: Now sacrifice her to Blucifer!
 Tiber727: Carmen Sandi- I man, Mama O'Connell has been caught.
 spethycakes: @MalFnord or just set her loose underneath DIA
 MalFnord: @spethycakes No way, that's where I keep all my stuff!
 spethycakes: @MalFnord don't worry, she'll never find it (although maybe she'll stumble on the secret alien experiments)
   LoadingReadyRun: Carmen Traindiego
adept_nekomancer: I don't want a piss on the rocks, thanks
 A_Dub888: @adept_nekomancer maybe little piss?
Mai_Andra: watch out for the baja blast...
 James_LRR: Beej, you gonna close this out for us?
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: uh oh, James in chat
 A_Dub888: @James_LRR close it with piss? (also hi James)
   LoadingReadyRun: @James_LRR He won the last game
 RockPusher: Hope you are feeling a bit better there James_LRR 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgitatedDiligentDragonfruitBCWarrior-Iqfog6Dubp2dTv6S
 Tiber727: How dare?!
 RockPusher:  
 MrTheWalrus: wat
 spethycakes: Ian, I agree with you
 RainyMint: Ian pls
Mashamino: Ian...?
 lamina5432: ians the reason for those laws
  Sarah_Serinde: 
TheAinMAP: On track!
 spethycakes: back on train track
 A_Dub888: ARE WE THOUGH?
 goombalax: I mean who's gonna stop you?
 Strebenherz: Ian please don't ever stop being Ian.  Also, IANPLZ
 spethycakes: let me decide what happens to my own dang corpse!
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure Heather will do that for you if you ask politely and provide the ignition fluid.
 theambivalentagender: My dad always joked about how I should just put him out with the trash
ghyllnox: SKY???
ghyllnox: Oh
 Sorator13: Well, we have sent some folks' ashes into space...
 RockPusher: Open to the Sky
ghyllnox: I thought "sky burial" like "sky diving"
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlertMildChowderItsBoshyTime-MJxNh9UN8iuVyo1a
ghyllnox: As though they would just yeet your body out of a plane
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveLightWalrusKeepo-IPJxS6VQM9zkWLDZ
 theambivalentagender: Personally I just want to be tossed into the woods but that's illegal for some reason
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  Juliamon: ghyllnox I can see the headline now: Man Dies After Skydiving Corpse Lands On Him
 shendaras: Would it be bad for the birds, given all the microplastics?
adept_nekomancer: It is pissful there...
 RockPusher: Burial in space — if you are respected they send you into the Sun because that requires more delta-v
 theambivalentagender: @shendaras If we're full of microplastics, pretty sure the birds are full of them too, and a couple macro
 spethycakes: @adept_nekomancer piss-full, even
 Fruan: I want a cup of that train's piss!
 lamina5432: we now know two games was too much
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PolishedTubularDumplingsBCWarrior-e0uOwq4qo6KMBzTv
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticTameSalmonWutFace-anWUiNAzFIZPFd8q
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveOilyBatteryYee-fYx6BdyRsqw8m_LD
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilAliveCurlewThisIsSparta-sY9u7UhDx310nLC4
 A_Dub888: @Fruan is the train single? Baptized?
 Sorator13: I assumed that twitch wouldn't like "piss" in the title; apparently not
TheAinMAP: @Sorator13 I can't fault you for being careful.
 Cptasparagus: I can't believe they still have 8 hours left to play
   LoadingReadyRun: glad we got that musical number thoroughly clipped 
 Sorator13: It deserves the attention!
 A_Dub888: Chat doesn't miss a good piss
 Sorator13: Love a piss
   LoadingReadyRun: Its in Jordynne's hands now
 Sorator13: \o/
  Juliamon: 
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: This is it.
 goombalax: oooooh the year was 1896...
 A_Dub888: HOW I WISH A WAS IN SHERBROOK NOW
 Sorator13: @goombalax yep, you've got canadians...
 BartholemewTheKitten: A well-flavoured giant bear. Delicious
 patbaer: they don't call this Long Game for nothing
Bruceski: There's end of campaign stuff, but looks like the timing was pretty spot-on.
 Cptasparagus: and then theyre doing a whole other campaign from the beginning
 Sorator13: The time allotted for tonight was pretty spot-on, eh?
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  ritchards: !next
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TheAinMAP: Yep, Florida was/is the winter home for circuses.
   LoadingReadyRun: Damn Canadians always dumping their bears in Florida
Bruceski: Giant bear that's used to being around people. Isn't that just a Quebecois?
 Sorator13: pfff
Mai_Andra: I don't remember bears at the Strawberry Festival...
 Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun I heard you can drop em in Central Park too
 Sorator13: well there was the card that said PAUSE 
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun Is that why so many weird stories are coming out of that state?
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 Decaped: Capitalism
Lysander_salamander: A train into the stars?
TheAinMAP: 
 Mathwyn: 20th century is gonna be great I'm sure
 Mathwyn: Nothing could go wrong in the next 100 years
Bruceski: @A_Dub888 Actual reason (for folks who don't know) is that Florida's information laws make it easy for media to find out about the weird stuff.
 Cptasparagus: they managed to lose most of the western seaboard pre-global warming
Lysander_salamander: Well, now I want to find out if there's a Ticket To Ride: Galactic Railway variation
Mai_Andra: it's just like... it's just like... a carni-val
Bruceski: Ticket to Ride: Bus Replacement Service
   LoadingReadyRun: There's a disappointing lack of modern or future TTR
 Mathwyn: Now I want a 40k themed ticket to ride. Great rail conveyors for the admech across mars
 Decaped: End of the game is the winner going to jail for embezzlement.
 MalFnord: Honkai Star Rail crossover
 BartholemewTheKitten: TTR Webway Edition
 Sorator13: 
 A_Dub888: Ticket to Fly?
TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: So the only way to win is not to play?
 Mathwyn: The winning move was not to play?
 TheAwkes: Did Beej subbing in cost everyone points, in a way that doesn't matter because him being here was also good?
Bruceski: I suppose tht total also includes endgame points they wouldn't have gotten, so we need to consider the rest
 Decaped: So the par scores are probably slightly inflated to account for other ways to acquire points?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenuousObservantKuduBudBlast-AACYHsb9rIpzI4U3
 Sorator13: Also, the other players would've scored higher with fewer players in the game, probably
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingStupidBubbleteaThisIsSparta-R3nc6RVNHSVgEd_1
Bruceski: @Decaped I didn't note the totals right now, but when it hits the Vod or Youtube I can check the total for doing nothing against their total endgame scores.
 Decaped: Chat gets teh par score
 Decaped: I hope we get 3rd
 TheAwkes: So for every game each member of chat missed, we get the points from the chart? I think we take it.
Bruceski: Okay I ot it from the clip, total score for doing nothing is 925.
 Cptasparagus: well the par would be Beej since he's James tonight, right?
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 lamina5432: it's neat how the legacy game fit the different regular ticket to ride map mechanics in
   LoadingReadyRun: @lamina5432 I did enjoy that
Bruceski: Yeah as legacy games go this feels well designed. I liked how the gimmick mechanics cycled out prtty quickly as well. Fewer things to track/
Bruceski: Let them put some fun stuff in withou it becoming a mess
jeepjockey03: Nice
Mashamino: nice
 TheAwkes: Ian "Mr. Circus" Horner
 Decaped: Math is the real winner
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher: 
 A_Dub888: the real winner was the math we made along the way
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 RockPusher: 
adept_nekomancer: Thanks robot
 MacbethSeemsSus: +++++++++++++
 RockPusher: Cool Technology
 underhill33: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: wow
theneatestburrito:   
shushu2539: that's efficient
Bruceski: Only Ian was under par
 spethycakes: Ian was TOO present
UtilityPunk: Ian, master of subtle fiddling
 Strebenherz: something something...  Alexa Play meet me in saint louis
 wedge_x: the only winning move, &c
Bruceski: Beej got both first and second.
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableInspiringPterodactylHeyGuys-dY-hAP1dItMT2pS_
 Decaped: HO CHI MINH CITY
adept_nekomancer: More trains, less Ho Chi Minh City
 HadesLeprechaun: it feels like it didn't innovate on the Legacy format like, at all, but very approachable and family friendly
 RockPusher: Says Ian, the person with *checks notes* the fewest points 
 spethycakes: 
 RockPusher: The Long Game will return…
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: !next
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 RockPusher: Anime‽
 A_Dub888: Isn't Street Fighter anime?
 RockPusher: No-homework ChillPoint
 RockPusher:   
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Bruceski: @HadesLeprechaun The main innovation here was temporary new mechanics. Other legacy games tend to feel either incomoplete at the start or overloaded at the end (everyone's gonna have different sweet spots).
 RockPusher: Sub Beej in for the Draft
Mashamino: rapidly scrolling across the screen
 Diabore: it has card like objects
Mai_Andra: Random stranger who happened to be passing by the moonbase 5 minutes before the draft started...
 RockPusher: really mess up those signals
 Decaped: Happy Birthday is a card game
 TheAwkes: The items you build your field with could be construed to be card-like.
 Strebenherz: new release necrodance?
 goombalax: sometimes the answer to "Is this Your Card?" is No
 patbaer: Necrodancer characters get sent to our world and hate it
 RockPusher:   
ghyllnox: Don't worry, he can fix that with vodka
 RockPusher:  
 Diabore: YAAAAAS
 Diabore: so excited for lockdown protocol
 RockPusher: nice
TheAinMAP: 
 patbaer: hey!
 radiowasabi2014: hihi
KWardJenx: Long live the Long Game! Thanks so much for the stream
 radiowasabi2014:   
 spethycakes: 
 RockPusher:   
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 lamina5432: gnight
Bruceski: The train is arriving at its final stop. Please make sure all your belongings are with you as you exit.
Bruceski: Unattended chat members will be detonated.
 spethycakes:  I'm unattended
  ritchards: Now, back to ten months of Gloomhaven!
 A_Dub888: @spethycakes time to lose the pants
Orxolon: as always very fun!thanks for the stream!
Orxolon: g night everyone
 Earthenone: !advice
  LRRbot: Frog get big.
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