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LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: 1000xRESIST) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (8m from now).
niccus: i guess lead acetate has the calorie value of acetic acid, but lead is a large chunk of the weight, so it has calories but falls below the tic tac threshold
TehAmelie: and yet you'll never lose that weight
Nigouki: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
Juliamon:
TheAwkes: Hit by the BGC bomb.
jessieimproved: that woke me up
SnackPak_: so excited for more 1000xResist
TehAmelie: the stream crashed the whole webpage, that's new
iris_of_ether: I watched all of last episode last night to make sure I was up to date for this one
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TehAmelie: i'm completely out of the loop on this game. gonna be 900x resist at most
GapFiller: thats what vods are for
TehAmelie: narrator's voice: it was not 900
iris_of_ether: I ended up doing a bunch of couch burrito cross stitch to the last vod
LoadingReadyRun: that's like cross fit but the opposite
iris_of_ether: What can I say, I'm a pillar of fitness
Decaped: Yall ready for an explosive finish?
TehAmelie: greetings talkers
Nigouki: oh, i love Hamwarmer 400F
Nigouki: Cam mic very low or off?
iris_of_ether: I just heard a Pinback song on my lunch break
iris_of_ether: Maybe have a first and second degree playlist
iris_of_ether: You need a playtree
SnackPak_:
iris_of_ether: 6 to 1 (songs)
accountmadeforants: Metaphors and parallels? I've never heard of those words, sounds fake
SnackPak_: got got
Decaped: thank goodness all the blood is gone from the logos
jessieimproved: bang a gong? get it on?
TehAmelie: Ding Dong, Texas is a real place
Nigouki: oh right, the post-Mommy era
SnackPak_: o7 Bartender
Decaped: What's that Cam quote? One person's mom is another person's MILF
iris_of_ether: "The light inside is dead but I still work"
Decaped: !findquote MILF
LRRbot: Quote #8060: "One person's milf is another person's mom." —Paul [2022-05-04]
Decaped: Proper attribution is important.
accountmadeforants: Yeah that one is covered in Paul's pocket lint
Thisbymaster: Spiked Clam chowda
accountmadeforants: Bars don't get a ministry, they obviously get a bar association.
GhostValv: good ol' micheladas
accountmadeforants: Subtletly
goombalax: couldn't we have a longer range trigger
Bruceski: she is so bad at this
TehAmelie: is the cake a metaphor?
iris_of_ether: "not long enough"
Decaped: Iris...wasn't the brightest.
SymphonySolstice: they're gonna blow us up with a fruitcake?
SymphonySolstice: what a way to go
Decaped: The fruitcake is a metaphor
Andymonium: are WE a metaphor?
Decaped: We are the bomb.
Andymonium: I knew it...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now is time for cake
accountmadeforants: The camera angle and architecture certainly does
Andymonium: what shade of sister do we think JC Denton would be?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Conrad Verner going to shake us down?'
goombalax: if those are red shells, that means you're a blue shell... and you're about to punish those in the lead...
accountmadeforants: All we're missing is the long elevator sequence
SnackPak_:
Andymonium: thanks, i hate it
BlueChloroplast: Fake fur can be shiny
goombalax: @accountmadeforants the remaster of 1 has much shorter elevators since the loading times are modern
Laserbeaks_Fury: and you lay on it for 5 minutes and you would become a fruit roll up on it
GhostValv: like just warm vinyl
SquareDotCube: and drinks would have to be forbidden despite the tables.
Wizzo1138: Rich Corinthian leather
KV1NN4: scared the fluids right out've 'em
TehAmelie: the fluids are all on the outside now
accountmadeforants: @goombalax Can't believe they would dare touch perfection like that
TehAmelie: wait that sounds wrong
Andymonium: never apologize for being corporeal, it's a curse we all have to bear
TheAwkes: *~sunglasses* Deal with it.
SnackPak_:
goombalax: wasn't the green minister the one who gave you the trigger? maybe she got on something before sitting down
Andymonium: dang new xbox looks great
BlueChloroplast:
ghyllnox: They're putting on a play, this is the green room
BlueChloroplast:
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh whos missing
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vice Principle
Andymonium: oh my god
Andymonium: it's like poetry...
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Blowout soon...
Andymonium: cake spotted
SnackPak_: I remember this like it was yesterday
Decaped: Stalker aliens are friends compared to this.
call_me_Aras: Interesting how the device has a male coded voice in a world that has been exclusively female (as we currently understand this system)
Andymonium: *snaps*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh wait for it, this gets good
SquareDotCube: This is Patrick
Andymonium: yessss
StringCheeseRiot: So much blinking
BlueChloroplast: Liiine
Andymonium: Leeland Middle School 8th Grade Class Presents: Death of a Salesman
Symphoneers: Oh I missed the start! Jumping to the vod but been loving the playthrough. Red to blue.
call_me_Aras: Um actually, Iris died outside the Orchard
SnackPak_: what a twist
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Tell me I was a good girl"
Andymonium: pffft
GhostValv:
call_me_Aras: Wait, that's the actual Principal???
wildpeaks: oh dear
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah thats actually Principle
SnackPak_: let em cook
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: in for a penny
Andymonium: Fine And Normal™
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're so embarrassed for Principle we blew up
wildpeaks:
Andymonium: they did not--
Juliamon: YOU DID NOT
BusTed:
Decaped: Iris loved that game.
call_me_Aras: Really??
Decaped: I love that all the meta stuff just completely works in universe too, due to when they put the setting.
Lyserg0Zeroz: haha yeah, the VA did literally get older
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait, Iris didnt live through this?
wildpeaks: indeed
SquareDotCube: yeah that umbrella was intentional
Laserbeaks_Fury: Typical Animus bleedthrough
SnackPak_: neat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bang Bang?
Magnifisquatch: hmmm not enough coverage xD
ghyllnox: I don't envy Cam's motion sickness rn
Magnifisquatch: get it.. umbrellas
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, we literally did just assassinate a political figure
Magnifisquatch:
call_me_Aras: Is this the mom's memories? Are they doing a genetic memory thing?
Nigouki: oh right, the old HK airport made for some wild approaches
Decaped: There's a secondary explanation other than genetic memory
ghyllnox: BBF!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the leg new?
Nigouki: under principal's desk, stealing cheetohs
Laserbeaks_Fury: so wat Blue's whole section a Communion?
Andymonium: oh hai mark
Decaped: @Nigouki Is the compound literarlly based on the Hong Kong airport and subway?
Laserbeaks_Fury: look left
Nigouki: T-posing will be enforced until morale improves
goombalax: oh its YOUR mom talking to HER mother
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Wizzo1138: Cori, you're covering the date for us
Lysander_salamander: are we playing as a Jiao now?
Decaped: jumpscare
Juliamon: We're Watcher again
Andymonium: whale!
SnackPak_: dinger
Andymonium: that's what i'd say if i were a whale
goombalax: Blahaj strictly better
Decaped: Only a bowl of petunias can do that.
wildpeaks: all is good and whale
TheAwkes: Bring offerings of yacht parts to the orcas.
RatherLargeToad: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
Andymonium: time to migrate to canvas I guess
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that the same cake?
Decaped: Copout. it's the same because it's all Iris can imagine
accountmadeforants: Guesser
Laserbeaks_Fury: This would be the first KNower probably
SquareDotCube: guess they ran out of time to upload all of human knowledge and culture
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do we know what the year calendar is based on?
Decaped: it's our calendar
BlueChloroplast:
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, I thought the memory numer was a year marker
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
Andymonium:
Andymonium: "i can change the system from the inside - no one's ever tried that before!"
goombalax: 1000x resist
call_me_Aras: Resist 1000 times
DeM0nFiRe: It would be funny if selecting "don't resist" turned the game off
Decaped: 1 down
Decaped: 999 to go
TehAmelie: and don't even think about using autofire, or your resist count goes down
KeytarCat: *double*??
Andymonium: oh nooo
Decaped: Moms, amirite?
goombalax: 1000x record
call_me_Aras: Cycles all the way down
Decaped: Totally not being experimented on at all.
Andymonium: occupant hand purely for decoration
TheAwkes: Just another day in Arasaki Tower.
Andymonium: sassy Watcher is my favorite
SnackPak_: oof
Andymonium: you can always trust a Knower
Decaped: Is that Knower?
SnackPak_: good job watcher
Andymonium: co-parenting with a picture must be tough
Lysander_salamander: I've seen ghostbuster I know how this goes
iris_of_ether: CAM
Lysander_salamander: seems correct
SquareDotCube: *context*
TheMerricat: Btw, for
Andymonium: god I love how this game does narrative framing
goombalax: how many lights?
TheMerricat: Btw, for anyone who remembers another impactful game we've seen on talking sim, Umurangi Generation, it's on steep discount on Steam till the 17th. 90% off.
Andymonium: must check on whale, very important
accountmadeforants: Whale whale whale, look who it is
Lysander_salamander: I used to have a corduroy whale.
Andymonium: "...and from that day forward, every blue turned out, like, super gay..."
accountmadeforants: Okay, whale is still okay
call_me_Aras: Is picture Jao the Secretaries?
Decaped: Who is Picture Jiao? What is Picture Jiao?
accountmadeforants: How is Picture Jiao?
Decaped: Picture Jiao was seperate from the 3 secretaries in an earlier memory
Decaped: But.....
wildpeaks: yay continuing the cycle
Andymonium: oh hai mauve
SnackPak_: the usua;
SnackPak_: usual*
accountmadeforants: "I give you the choice to make us stop making you suffer"
accountmadeforants:
Lysander_salamander: some heavy stuff in this game
Andymonium: another, secret yawn
Andymonium: XD
SnackPak_:
wildpeaks: daang
BusTed: 👀
KenKopin: Respect
TehAmelie: in a world where Bruce Lee could kick a man so hard the guy standing next to him broke his arm, anything's possible
Andymonium: be the fallout body you want to see in the world
niccus: when someone finds my body they better spend more than 3 seconds checking my loot
KeytarCat: [Alex storing all the liquor in a hidden safe in the Zone]
KeytarCat: The neighbors are offgassing
call_me_Aras: It'd be wild if Clara is still alive. The sisters getting to meet their grandmother.
Decaped: This is the only sex in the game, obviously.
Nigouki: break into a prepper bunker and there's multiple 55 gallon drums but they're all KY Jelly
r10pez10: kentucky has jellyfish?
Decaped: So they've hinted at Fixer and Watcher fucking, and this scene. But otherwise, sex is so absent from the story.
GapFiller: having been there irl this is hitting particularly close to home
call_me_Aras: @Decaped I think they might have implied something happening between Blue and Melody
TehAmelie: and we resisted so many times
r10pez10: 1000x
TehAmelie: for a moment i thought the game turned into Superhot
Andymonium: watcher grabs the mic, shouts "WU-TANG" and kicks over the tripod
call_me_Aras: 1
call_me_Aras: 2
TheAwkes: Start the clock!
call_me_Aras: 3
call_me_Aras: 4
Bruceski: This is painful to watch (complemntary)
Decaped: Just need to get the cry out off camera
Andymonium: it's so brutal in the best way
call_me_Aras: It's the type of thing I have trouble getting myself to watch
goombalax: I think knower is an opportunist
goombalax: Uriag
Juliamon: I recognized Principal as being anomalous, but my brain never connected the dots somehow
Lysander_salamander: Like from the dickens novel?
iris_of_ether: Isn't Uriah the name of an angel of death?
Andymonium: OH NO
Makrosian_Tay: OOF
iris_of_ether:
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: o7
Decaped: inheriting suffering from that table
Lysander_salamander: sneezing so hard it hurt
niccus: speaking of tragedy
call_me_Aras: Was that a sneeze combined with hitting your elbow on the desk?
Lysander_salamander: oh I hate it when I get neck pain and then sneeze
goombalax: no blowout
Andymonium: I cracked a rib at a LAN party once
wildpeaks: what's next, being in mere proximity of miniatures ?
wildpeaks: oww
Andymonium: ohhh no
Sogheim: chiropractors did learn their trade through ghosts, right?
TheAwkes: There are two kinds of chiropractors. The ones who offer to temporarily relieve you of joint problems, and the ones who promise they can cure things.
SquareDotCube: and that's why you vent hood on the bigger projects
Nigouki: just a bit of organic mercury
Decaped: Get bacterial infection from the unwashed eyewash station.
Andymonium: Resist count is at: 2
Andymonium: except tooth extraction actually works
GapFiller:
did somebody say TEETH1? 
17cupsofcoffee: they actually recorded all of the early chapter dialogue for him, then *waited like for his voice to break*
17cupsofcoffee: which is wild commitment to the bit
Andymonium: *incredible*
Nigouki: are we gonna get a lobotomy?
wildpeaks:
Nigouki: oh
Andymonium: get her ass
goombalax: 3x resist
Andymonium: Resist count is at: 3
Decaped: So, about her being Blue....
TheMerricat:
So, somehow I don't think we get 'mindwiped' into being Blue. 
Andymonium: "she has my father's eyes" "gomez, take those out of her mouth"
Nigouki: wait is there actual images embeded at the center of each secretary?
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Juliamon: suddenly FMV
Andymonium: Oh.
BusTed: Unexpected
wildpeaks:
GapFiller: ohhh thats disconcerting
GapFiller: doubly so personally having literally been on buses down this very road
GapFiller: yep
TehAmelie: i'm 40% sure i've seen those buildings in a real photo
Andymonium: i love how it's all in reverse
GapFiller: bokehtastic
itomeshi: There's a very weird feeling when it's a place you've driven by often but don't live or work, isn't there?
Nigouki: fading out before it gets into focus huh
Nigouki: i see what you did there
Decaped: How big is the space inside your head?
wildpeaks: hair to hair
Andymonium: BBF my beloved
Lysander_salamander: neat
accountmadeforants: "Someone will always get hurt, I'll make sure of it"
BusTed:
Andymonium: *get her ass*
Decaped: Sisters, amirite?
17cupsofcoffee: that FMV has been living rent free in my brain since I played this
Andymonium: it's so good
17cupsofcoffee: Cinema
Juliamon: The transitions in the FMV were real good too
Andymonium: the most italian of *chef's kiss*
17cupsofcoffee:
call_me_Aras: The FMV wasn't as strong a hit for me to be honest
Decaped: I always thought the father and mothers memories were memories that were "acquired" somehow.
Decaped: Like the first chapter, in the high school.
goombalax: I thought the little drones were the gifts from the keepers
Nigouki: Dad gives us a giant robot to pilot
SnackPak_: hell yeah
goombalax: thats in the sequel, 1,000,000x resist
Decaped: If you want this game with giant robots.....Go watch Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDeDE Destruction
Nigouki: suddenly Hironobu Kageyama insert song
call_me_Aras: It's apparently 1000 times resist
Featherweight_: hunter x resist
TehAmelie: maybe there's 1000 exes. Scott Pilgrim style
call_me_Aras: According to Dan from Playframe who supposedy did research
Decaped: and mothers
TheAwkes: TFW the art you made becomes more relevant within the decade you made it.
goombalax: it still feels like an indie game off steam workshop but extremely well made
Andymonium: if dog ain't broke
call_me_Aras: It's not breaking easily, which I think is a sign a lot of work went into this
Decaped: Will Canada be spared from their own Umbrella Movement?
accountmadeforants:
It's originally from King's Field 
accountmadeforants: The power of time travel lets us *experience* the audio logs
Decaped: it's all dialogue instead of monologue
accountmadeforants: Only the majority of the 90's are!
Juliamon: ooh we should do a Yakuza game on TS
GapFiller: Juliamon w/ or w/o Ian
GapFiller:
Tilty Talk?
Decaped: How good do you want to get at Mahjong?
call_me_Aras: I feel like Ian would just derail discussion into Japanese minutia
niccus: @GapFiller PiP of Ian, muted
RockPusher: Darts and Bowling and Batting Cages and pervy videos and mahogany and gold and karaoke…
accountmadeforants: Prominent karaoke!
iris_of_ether: Baka Mitai
RockPusher: *mahjong
Lysander_salamander: yeah it's rhythm
Lysander_salamander:
niccus: also a game about memory...
call_me_Aras: So authoritarianism comes from Mommy issues, that's what this game is about, right?
Lysander_salamander: excited to see where this goes
Ashmantle:
DoodlestheGreat: Mini Mini Golf Golf? Sounds very very good good.
Juliamon: That's the game
DoodlestheGreat: That's how the game spells it.
TheAwkes: The game does. And so do the locals.
GapFiller: its a Ukranian spelling
accountmadeforants: Chornobyl is the Ukrainian spelling yeah
Lysander_salamander: That's the ukranian version
Juliamon: It is the correct spelling
RockPusher: Title correct
DoodlestheGreat: Gabbage
PMAvers: Huh. AFK is looking to be Miniatures Month for Feb, isn't it
Juliamon: PMAvers I think Ben said specifically it's tabletop wargames
LordZarano: The Ukrainian lainization
Juliamon: so effectively yes
GapFiller: LRL^H^H^HVibes
DoodlestheGreat: It'll be Half Price Candy day!
Juliamon: oh no, don't do that
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Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
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DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Lysander_salamander: have a good day, everyone
call_me_Aras: See ya'll
Juliamon: Keep Resisting.
TehAmelie: stay masculine (no wait)
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