Nigouki: !findquote dump
LRRbot: Quote #1728: "This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards." —Kathleen [2016-02-08]
Creideiki_SE: !findquote weird
LRRbot: Quote #8603: "This is weird." —Alex [2023-07-22]
TehAmelie: portentous
Creideiki_SE: Maybe even auspicious.
Mangledpixel: Portentous: the Roman god of bad camping experiences
Nigouki: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #8457: "You landed right behind your own butt!" —Kathleen [2023-02-06]
TehAmelie: ha
Creideiki_SE:
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: ennui
Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (1m ago).
ArmondoSC: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
LostThePirate: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
TehAmelie: my cousin and i watched Inside Out 2 where she learned about the concept of ennui for the first time
TehAmelie: (she's 44)
ztghostie: heck yeah, garbage day!
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: trash parrrrty
lightfut: Grahamothy returns!
jordorowsky: It's garbage day!
TehAmelie:
also 
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Knitting_Goblin:
margieargie: It's Garbage Day, so something's going to happen!... wait, wrong stream
ArmondoSC: !findquote trash
LRRbot: Quote #3069: "Who threw away a perfectly good machine gun? There was a machine gun in the trash can!" —Cameron [2016-07-28]
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EvilDrReef: I've got a fever. And the only prescription is Watch & Play. But also I do have a very real fever
Oreo1369: Trash pile 🗑️
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Shadowsoflife: o/
cylindricpanda_: sweet, woke up from my nap just in time!
Anubis169: On State of Play tonight, PS5 ultra ultra edition (the one that lets you record clips of copyrighted music) now available in stores for the low price of 64... monthly payments of 3500
Anubis169: Also, Bloodborne 60fps mod has successfully been eradicated from the internet and used as a basis for the new Elden Ring DLC
Anubis169: (there i just saved everybody an hour and a half)
DoubleNterprises: What's trashin', my gamers?
sporkraptor:
yaaaay I'm just in time for garbage day! 
RocknGrohlNerd: Garbagio enjoyers around the globe, time to watch and let play
matthaus_c: garbage soon, fellow stalker
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Oreo1369: Damn ads
Creideiki_SE: @EvilDrReef If the games start to seem good, that's the fever talking and it's time to go to bed.
gluonquark: Hi everyone... has there been any news about Friday Nights? Isn't the first episode supposed to come out this friday?
Anubis169: what ads?
DeathKoala: Garbage day!?!?
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RocknGrohlNerd: @cylindricpanda_ 10/10 timing
Orlantia: @gluonquark next Friday, I believe
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Anubis169: ctrl-f5 your window Oreo, it should take effect immediately
gluonquark: @orlantia they said the one at the con won't be the first new one...
anyavamps: Afternoon, mortals
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Oreo1369: Okay one moment
Mangledpixel:
anyavamps nearly at that one year 
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Orlantia: And now for realistic coconut simulator!
RocknGrohlNerd:
@doublenterprises and good garbage day to you 
EvilDrReef: @creideiki_se that happened to me while I was watching Rifftrax once haha
matthaus_c: grabbed a new cup of coffee and some fruit snacks right on time dab
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Anubis169: Hellooooooooooooo
Foxmar320: Hello hello
Strebenherz: Hallo!
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Drasvin: Hello!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Keab42: Garbagio day!
gluonquark: Hello
Strebenherz: Time for Alex to have some gaming quality whiplash
Jillexie: This is and The Long Game intros are my favourites.
kusinohki: meows
Anubis169:
Bless you! 
TheDangerWaffle: awwwwww
DoubleNterprises: What's watchin', my players?
RocknGrohlNerd: @matthaus_c I have gin+ tonic combo since its the time of the night
sporkraptor: racoon-digging through Steam for games *chitter*
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best of all days is Garbage Day 
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matthaus_c: @RocknGrohlNerd heeeell yeah
MalFnord: Are there any not-dark parts of Steam anymore?
AtomicAlchemical: Is it really Garbage Day again? My how time flies...
lamina5432: afternoon
matthaus_c: you removed that man's face plate from existence
Anubis169: many small surgical perforations, within a degree of accuracy
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Dreadelicious: Hey, I just saw Alex here!
Mangledpixel: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? I barely know her
lirazel64: S.T.A.L.K. Market.
SquareDotCube: buck or slug?
Foxmar320: Steam did a thing!
BraveOthello: Ooooh it's garbage day!
gluonquark: We all have a hole going through us
Anubis169:
Darleysam: a better rule: you aren't allowed to have games on Steam
EvilDrReef: At least they're not playing Stalker the corn stalk harvesting sim
A_Dub888: that was a thing!?
RocknGrohlNerd: @mangledpixel 10/10 also boo
betweenmyself: that’s pretty big
CaptainSpam: I thought Steam didn't have a light theme. It was all dark.
Anubis169: small shreds of hope
sheer_falacy: improvement is relative
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: hello little people in my phone. ready for garbage!
malsareus: so the W+P backlog just took a hit
L0rdX33n: baby steps
Jethrain: they also had that one small thing with the pirate game that was filled with malware this week
Shadowsoflife:
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Foxmar320: Yeah can't agrue with that
Wolfstrike_NL: Now if Apple and Android followed.....
RocknGrohlNerd: @l0rdx33n exactly
kusinohki: how long before the ads become "the opening cutscene"
sheer_falacy: I don't think we've seen them play games that include ads (except the mobile game sessions)
Anubis169: lol
Orlantia: Missing the Sony State of Play for Garbage? ABSOLUTELY!!!!
CaptainSpam:
@ArkohTheFuzzybutt My little people are slightly bigger! You're on my tablet! 
LadyLockwood92: This stream could be used as evidence to argue that point.
MikiAlice subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
MikiAlice: Give me that sweet sweet garbage
Darleysam: good news: the Epic store is also home to ever-burning piles of trash!
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lirazel64: Twoflower's new game is on Steam...
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the W+P games just charge money, because they're good and honest... or, well, something approximating those words, anyway
Cheese_Hammer: but if a game sounds fun doesn't that defeat the purpose?
TheWriterAleph: good timezone, party people
anyavamps: Bad games will never disappear. Let's be real.
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TehAmelie: hi!
Shadowsoflife: @lirazel64 and it's free
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Canageek: Home sick, I think it has been years since I caught a LRR stream live. It's nice to be back
MrQwasu: Good Timezone o/
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sporkraptor: dia--yeah
Anubis169: Clap
sokolov23: craziness absolved
gluonquark: You are not going crazy yet
Izandai: Graham is not a licensed psychiatric professional.
A_Dub888: good bit streamer
transcoder_:
sheer_falacy: go through the DSM and look for an irresistible urge to play garbage
phoenixletmeuseadashd: of course you can't diagnose you can't remember the word
CaptainSpam: @accountmadeforants Now now, a game can be an honorable and honest pile of poor design decisions and UI problems.
DoubleNterprises: @Canageek Welcome back! We've saved a nice, warm seat in the trash pile, for ya!
cylindricpanda_: there's also that thing where they'll tell you if the dev hasn't done anything in a while...i hadn't heard about the ads thing. Never came across one like that
Anubis169: Nein?
LadyLockwood92: I can neither confirm nor deny whether you are, at least because of that.
Orlantia: You heard it here folks, Graham can't diagonal
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MenomeAlice: There's a new Sonic racing game and Digimon got all super serious. I'm good here.
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Simriel: Some kind of Trash Day?
Metric_Furlong: I mean, we always want games to be good Graham
AtomicAlchemical:
evilspoons983: Good, or "good"
kusinohki: "I am not a licensed expert"
Marvoleath: Good or "good"
EvilDrReef: I want to believe
TheWriterAleph: oh no
matthaus_c: promising
accountmadeforants: Good name, good title screen already
RocknGrohlNerd: Good as in good or as in so bad that is good
Saintnex: ohhh noooo
ArmondoSC: good or content worthy?
Atarra: extremely promising
wench_tacular: good start
johnnylongtorso: Scorpion Island? what do they have there?
BusTed:
Anubis169: Hello Phobia I thought I'd dealt with
sporkraptor: okay... there are scorpions
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kassbjames: Glad I didn't miss this. Bky being a better and more accurate alert system than twitch.
TheDangerWaffle: pfff
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niccus: well.
matthaus_c: I SEE why it's called Scorpion Island
LadyLockwood92: Not holding out hope.
kusinohki: matt gurgon??
baltimore_667083: the fact it doesn't use Scorpions music is mildly disappointing
Alness49: The name "Scorpion Island" checks out
evilspoons983: boing, boing, boing, boing
gluonquark: Scorpion comando
cheetoJack: do we think those statues are why its called scorpion island? or did the statues come after the name
WetPaperSack: Ahh... the promise of top tier shash
bubba0077: well, more triangles than usual for these games
Wolfstrike_NL: Why's it called Scorpion island you think?
Jillexie: At least there are scorpions on the island.
sporkraptor: oh it's a *floating* island
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh Graham they're a singular "Studio" not "Studios," you must be happy about their choice of name 
accountmadeforants:
Ah, a Beautycopter-like 
sheer_falacy: very reflective water
Drasvin: Scorpion Island? That sounds like a terrible place for a vacation
matthaus_c: definitely thought that water texture was clouds
ButterBall000: Is it supposed to be GI Joe?
DoodlestheGreat: Good being a relative term...
SquareDotCube: ah, so it's ass Raid on Bungling Bay
Izandai: Ah yes, Mirror Ocean.
margieargie: Finally, the sequel to Raid on Bungeling Bay we've been waiting for for 40 years... wait I was joking, that's what it's trying to be isn't it
Cheese_Hammer: oddly, this game isn't steam deck verified.
RocknGrohlNerd: Scorpion? * Checks list*
johnnylongtorso: here I am! rock you like a hurricane!
Simriel: Nothing much, whats the scorpian air pod with you?
TehAmelie: Metal Wolf Chaos better watch out
Izandai:
offbeatwitch: to stop scorpions in their plan of world domination
A_Dub888: will there be a Scorpion Death Lock?
TheWriterAleph: wAT
Izandai: oh my god
DoodlestheGreat: Yay, biuncy bot!
ghyllnox: $10 USD for this game btw
Thefluffiestguineapig: damnit!!!! I’m late to trash day!!
niccus: ah you're controlling the sideways rotor
LadyLockwood92: Scorpion! Scorpion!! Behind you!! It's no good, he's got airpods in!
Juliamon: Scoprion
wench_tacular:
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169: lemme guess, somebody attempted to simulate a throttle
sporkraptor: oh no they aren't floating, that's just... extremely reflective ocean
Thefluffiestguineapig: also what the hell is this
matthaus_c: hey guys you like reflections right? more reflections means more better?
korvys: I blame gyroscopic prescesion
sporkraptor: um
MikoKisai: This game has a peak player count of 1.
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig just started gaming, you haven't missed the garbage
johnnylongtorso: do a barrel roll!
margieargie: Unfortunately they also have lasers
baltimore_667083: whee
Mai_Andra: the front fell off...
sheer_falacy: you have a carrier?
accountmadeforants:
sporkraptor: goodbye
DaxStrife: Using your mouse sideways, gangster-style.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: SimCopter was a bullet hell?!
gluonquark: Boom
SymphonySolstice: is this the gritty remake of beautycopter?
Foxmar320: This reminds me of prayer Warriors so much
cardbross: is that just the UT Facing Worlds map?
NERVOUSHAIR: Casual pacman noises
Keab42: Why does everything have a perfect mirror reflection except our helicopter?
Darleysam: Scoprion
sheer_falacy: Scoprion supply ship
Oddities_Collector: is this supposed to be a soviet strike knock off with pac man sound effects?
Juliamon: Please note the name of the supply ship
sporkraptor: bullat
malsareus: we're looking at the peak player count right now
RocknGrohlNerd: Sideways, like car riding on two wheels sideways?
TheWriterAleph:
SCOPRION! 
bisaflau: Oh the "ScoPRion" :'D
0x6772: Are we just… locked into the subocean now as, like, übersky?
TehAmelie: ripperoni in scoprioni
Darleysam: was the grink there?
wench_tacular: stealth missile
Thefluffiestguineapig: and why on earth is Alex’s mouse perpendicular to normal mouse orientation?
Izandai: They're stealth missiles.
matthaus_c: Beautycopter changed...
Anubis169: laser choppers
Unas84: ship respawned..
Rhynerd: Ah, Spiper's greatest rival, Scoprion.
CaptainSpam: Either the slowest missiles or you're in the fastest helicopter.
TheWriterAleph:
RTX makes this game look good 
halftrip: bullet bullet gun
sheer_falacy: missiles coming back is generally unhealthy for you
Anubis169: I'd hope the missiles didn't come back
lightfut: I never thought it'd be this ready to fly backwards
RocknGrohlNerd: Good spin
johnnylongtorso: @CaptainSpam *Airwolf theme intensifies*
phoenixletmeuseadashd: missiles for air to air?
sporkraptor: hm. oh hey the boat fell over
gluonquark: Here, you reloaded
Valkryir: I need just a fraction of the sheer brazenness of these game devs to finally release my own stuff
EvilDrReef: This makes me want to watch Gundam SEED
SquareDotCube: you apparently also have a bomb?
0x6772: That's not how helicopters work!
RocknGrohlNerd: Where are we droppin boys???
Canageek: I am *reasonably* sure that isn't how Helicopters work
MrTheWalrus: helicopters do not work that way, good night
sheer_falacy: so can you missile from far away, carrier to refresh them, repeat?
Izandai: Oh this is a very good aircraft carrier.
Scarbble: this copter is significantly less beauty than the last one i saw
accountmadeforants: Ragcopter physics
TehAmelie: scoprion supplies, for all your prion needs
johnnylongtorso: the Platonic ideal of an aircraft carrier
Juliamon: DO you land?
Anubis169: wait... Alex do you have Lives? (left of the healthbar)
sheer_falacy: it did tell you to return to carrier when you got hurt
RocknGrohlNerd: Landing achieved?
Foxmar320: So are we fighting scorpions or a faction called "Scorpion"
sporkraptor: ootch a little closer?
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, that looks like a bullat limit.
kusinohki: slowest missiles - I remember playing tie fighter and first time I used a bomb I didn't realized the bomb speed was based on the bomber speed which I also didn't notice was at 10%. the bomb never reached the platform...
lightfut: Scoprion
RocknGrohlNerd: Or, or, or are we scorpion?
LordZarano: This game is 145 Norwegian Kroner
sporkraptor: they will never notice
Canageek: Ok the inset camera is legic pretty cool
Chesul: It looks like you have limited ammo as well as missiles.
sheer_falacy: scorpion airpods, new from apple
Foxmar320: My headcannon is we are indeed fighting giant scorpians
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Antimuffin: Good morning, Graham and Alex!
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kusinohki: I thought we were fighting that high IQ think tank...
TehAmelie: and scoprions
SymphonySolstice: woop woop
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is sure as hell some choices in consistent visual design
Darleysam: @Foxmar320 but EDF is a much more fun game
SquareDotCube: health bar I bet
lightfut: Ding!
matthaus_c: it's exactly like Spectre except Blofeld is replaced with a Giant Enemy Scorpion
cylindricpanda_: oh hey speaking of this kind of game, isn't someone making their own soviet-strike-like?
johnnylongtorso: eat your heart out, Pilotwings
Chesul: and it reloaded your gun, so it might reload your missiles!
RocknGrohlNerd: Dubstepcopter, a sequel to beautycopter
evilspoons983: it DID reload the missiles
Mazrae: Repaired and re-supplied
Canageek: @kusinohki Better then the other way around. The X-COM space combat game used fix-speed missile, so if you made your spacecraft to fast then fired a missile your ship would explode, as your missile would be slower then the ship....which is now how physics
sporkraptor: goodbye
sheer_falacy: oh you have limited lives?
WetPaperSack: I like how that wood explodes with no indication there are any explosives nearby
lightfut: Biggest game over
johnnylongtorso: lasers > bullets
TheWriterAleph: the world needs more helicopter games. unfortunately this is one of them
Dreadelicious: ow, my kerning
wench_tacular: to irritate you
accountmadeforants:
For streaming layouts 
niccus: in both axes
SymphonySolstice: extra space at the end
A_Dub888: and why is is white?
matthaus_c: I wouldn't hate the off-centre text if there was... ANY more graphic design
SymphonySolstice: didn't backspace it
halftrip: Because. And don't call me Shirley
Anubis169:
G, the box is aligned, the text is left aligned
accountmadeforants:
They offset it so it doesn't overlap with your camera corner
0x6772: Naw, you just set it X pixels from the side, and it's centered on your monitor.
sheer_falacy: hey, it might not be off center in the resolution they played it in
richard_ermen: Maybe they put it on-center for their screen resolution?
kristian_fischer: At least it's Walker Game Studio, not StudioS.
johnnylongtorso: I love how these games always use the defaultest of default fonts
TehAmelie: Walker Game Studio LLC. do you think they have an actual LLC?
cardbross: English teacher said justify left, and by jove these devs are going to listen
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Mangledpixel: my guess is they don't know how to switch it to center aligned, so just took left-ranged text and moved it over
matthaus_c: wonder what happens when you get struck in 1st person
kristian_fischer: Jungle Strike!
TheWriterAleph: @TehAmelie Lotsa Liability Company
FelanEntane: this feels like they played Raid on Bungeling Bay as a kid and wanted to make a 3d version of it
coolbond: gonna be honest this seems like a decent game?
Cptasparagus: ah you guys have airpod you can't hear us
SquareDotCube: Desert Strike was pretty rad
Foxmar320: Wait games can just be fun???
Strebenherz: this is far more functional than the usual garbage day game
Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
sheer_falacy: they were inspired by the end of Prayer Warriors
Oddities_Collector: there was desert strike on the sega genesis
ztghostie: just simple and fun?! No way, they had to at least of had a battle pass too
BusTed: I remember Cobra Command for the NES
kristian_fischer: Desert Strike is getting a new game.
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah! I had Desert Strike on a warez CD way back when! Good times
Foxmar320: Im used to games feeling like work
BusTed: That was a fun one for the time
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sheer_falacy: oh, are the sticks sideways?
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SquareDotCube: Urban Strike was the weird one because you could control two different vehicles and a pilot
matthaus_c: I am way past the point I've realised this ocean is just /a mirror/ and it's still visually confusing
Anubis169: noice!
A_Dub888: a for ‘attack’
Feriority: Hey, this isn't beautycopter
WetPaperSack: Did the ship just sink itself?
sheer_falacy: the picture in picture is fun, at least
kusinohki: was it blue thunder? helicopter movie with nic cage and tommy lee jones??
evilspoons983: 'A' for fire makes sense if it was a joystick, but that explicitly said gamepad
sheer_falacy: if you can refill your missiles this seems like it makes the game a lot easier
sporkraptor: airpod fulla scorpions
johnnylongtorso: the following occurs between the hours of 2 PM and 3 PM
SquareDotCube: if it weren't for copyright I'd have the Airwolf theme going
matthaus_c: hated it when the Scorpion Airpods didn't use headphone jacks anymore
TheMerricat: So I don't know if this matters to your plans. But the description page for this implies that you want to avoid the scorpion pod until you've destroyed all the factories on both islands. The scorpion pod is the big bad guy for the game.
matthaus_c: Scorp-elago
kristian_fischer: With a GIGANTIC sand castle
Invitare: the Arachnapelego
johnnylongtorso: sink a ship!
TehAmelie: it seems the absolute least you can pay for a LLC is $150 but more likely at least $4000. surely a good investment for this promising studio
RubikDarkwill: Stuff is respawning too
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I think you only have to kill the stuff with the blue boxes on top
phoenixletmeuseadashd: like the ICBM
sheer_falacy: oh at the top of the screen it shows your healthy and your lives and your targets, handy
evilspoons983: USS Walker Texas Ranger
RocknGrohlNerd:
Anubis169: SUB OCEAN GET!!
Foxmar320: uhhhhhhh
BusTed:
margieargie:
sheer_falacy: 2 helicopters remain
RocknGrohlNerd:
evilspoons983: yeah and lost a life
Strebenherz: is that a subocean speedrun?
johnnylongtorso: NOW IT'S A SUBMARINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: do we have sub ocean in the sky?
Sarah_Serinde:
RocknGrohlNerd:
Invitare: you should start life with a head
Thefluffiestguineapig: Has that ever happened before? We have had super ocean
TehAmelie: i feel like we're in the subocean by default
SquareDotCube: Like I said, this seems like an ass version of Raid on Bungling Bay
TheMerricat: The building's rebuild themselves if you don't completely destroy them, you can slow down the repair by destroying the supply ships that are going between the island. According to the description page
Darleysam: scoprion supply ship
matthaus_c:
you're doing great G, you've even got Hank Green riding your coattails 
SnackPak_:
BusTed: Evasive maneuvers!
sheer_falacy: nice dodging
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
the blue icons are your target. nice dogdge
SymphonySolstice: ow my earholes
RocknGrohlNerd: Do a barrel roll
Anubis169: oh hey they do come back
matthaus_c: boy am I glad I turned my headphones to like 20%
0x6772: "PULL UP. PULL UP. PULL UP."
termi385: that missile really IS incoming
RocknGrohlNerd: At least, yeah
Foxmar320: Could always mod the Sonic drowning sound over that
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wench_tacular: well not for long
sheer_falacy: oh I think your missiles are actually represented on your model, that's actually cool
ValTheDrake: have we checked for invisible walls around the gameplay area yet?
Cheese_Hammer: I love the steam page for this game. "You may hear an ominous sound around New Scorpion Island, one of the newer islands that make up Scorpion Islands!"
Anubis169: once, they don't be that way
0x6772: Have you flown *in* a helicopter, though?
Thefluffiestguineapig: G I did an out loud pfffft so hard at the “not an irritating sound” comment I woke up my cats
Anubis169: they're so loud x_x
DaxStrife: Just need Ian to walk in and do a Richter from QWERPLine cameo.
matthaus_c: gyroscopic stabilisation is just a red balloon floating inside the cockpit
phoenixletmeuseadashd: oooh you might have to use the bomb
saucemaster5000: I’ve been medivac’d in a chopper
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DaxStrife: "Graham, in reality, helicopters DO be like that!"
WetPaperSack: Bomb? Is there actually a bomb?
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Oddities_Collector: if the carrier gives infinite restock couldnt alex just missle everything by infinitly restocking on them since they seem to be the only way to hit something
phoenixletmeuseadashd: on the buttom there is
Foxmar320: Yes
evilspoons983: if Flight Sim 2020 is to be believed, flying them is a lot more annoying than it looks
phoenixletmeuseadashd: assuming it works
SquareDotCube: I feel like this might be more possible if it were, say a jet instead of a helicopter
SnackPak_: very mad
sheer_falacy: nah, my cat is used to it
Gaelan_Maestro: 100% yes
sporkraptor: I have one that does, one that doesn't
Valkryir: im catsitting at the moment yeah,
Angreed66: This island is rhicther 's final form
anyavamps: My cats get concerned and one of them runs over to me meowing.
Foxmar320: Ive made my cats jump and run before
NotCainNorAbel: not so much mad but disappointed
SymphonySolstice: I flew in a helicopter tour over the hawaiian islands in 2011. A month later I found out that helicopter crashed
Wolfstrike_NL: No from here
TehAmelie: sick backflip, but we gotta work on the landing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends, if they are napping then yes
BraveOthello: Scare my cat every time
A_Dub888: Can a helicopter do a barrel roll?
Creideiki_SE: Not mad, but scared.
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Artificer0: mine get curious when I sneeze
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sporkraptor: the big black cat gives me a *look*
lady_olynder: Our dog is afraid of sneezes
a_tapes: sometimes angry
WetPaperSack: Gotta stick the landing before you get points though
Cheese_Hammer: the problem is that cats make me sneeze
TheAinMAP: First time I've ever flown was a helicopter ride at an airshow in Wisconsin.
Cuttlebranch: Sneezing and coughing are crimes, evidently.
Valkryir: they were offended by my burps
cardbross: if anything, I think helicopters maybe *less* stable than depicted here
evilspoons983: no, mine farts in his sleep
Khalahd: My cats don't care, but my dog thinks sneezing is horrifying
RealGamerCow: my dogs do not
LadyLockwood92: I don't mean to alarm anyone...but this game may not be good.
Foxmar320: Real question have you ever startled your cats with a fart?
ztghostie:
I've had dogs be fully awake and get scared by their own farts
jessieimproved: My dog jumps up and looks suspiciously at her butt
RealGamerCow: "How dare!" - Baxter
Gaelan_Maestro: my cats bolt when i sneeze
SquareDotCube: you have a cat the size of a medium sized dog
ghyllnox: Have you seen the video of the kitten that hisses at its own tiny sneeze?
BITs19_: G, we know you sneeze loud, you're a Dad
Oddities_Collector: i get man at me when i sneeze so god know the unknown amounts of anger my pet has when i disturb it
sheer_falacy: so are the scorpions sculptures or enemies
Hangedman: i think it's the closest we get to hissing
Anubis169:
My little cat meows herself awake, she has dreams
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, one of my cats will sleep on my chest and be indignant that I am sneezing at her fluff being in my nose
margieargie: Get in under the radar!
matthaus_c: it's really funny watching content mill "paranormal" videos like Nuke's Top 5s and seeing videos trying to frame dogs farting themselves awake as some otherworldly influence
TheBorzoi: The new Ace Combat game looks like its taken a step back
Arnye1984: My cat it all the time he finds it offensive
LordManiMani: Is this helicopter powered by prayer?
anyavamps: I have never startled my cats with a fart. I have, however, deeply offended them.
sporkraptor: and my beautiful big black cat is currently barfing right behind my chair
Creideiki_SE: One of my cats doesn't care. The other one is so afraid of sneezes that she runs away at a sharp inhale.
sporkraptor: fortunately it's just grass and spit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Dude, I almost did. spit take at that
Izandai:
SnackPak_:
Angreed66: I have explosive sneezes
baltimore_667083:
Strebenherz:
RocknGrohlNerd: @anubis169 aww that is cute, I am actively metling from reading that
wench_tacular: touche
Anubis169: oh boy
RealGamerCow: Stolen Valor
Artificer0: if your going to sneeze, might as well do it right (loud)
matthaus_c:
@Thefluffiestguineapig heheheh glad to do it to ya 
CaptainSpam: You had to be a dad, else that would be a time paradox.
Juliamon: You may not have planned to be a dad, but your body knew
BITs19_:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then I am problematic because I can't be a dad except to cats
a_tapes: wouldve been stolen valor
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Cptasparagus: One of my friends is discovering the woke games list for the first time... its great every time
TehAmelie: i sometimes have sneezes sneak up on me that are super loud. think i woke up the downstairs neighbor once. and i sure am not a dad
Cheese_Hammer: Oops, my jokes are terrible and I am not a dad, am I culturally insensitive?
kusinohki: graham is just using penelope for dad-facing...
sheer_falacy: puns are the highest low form of humor
accountmadeforants: @SquareDotCube Knowing fighter jet games, this would just summon an army of war criminals in other jets to yell at you over the radio. "Predictable."
matthaus_c: @Cheese_Hammer dadly appropriation
matthaus_c: oh my god JC a bomb
Anubis169: so... if this cost the same as the other 8, how much did this go for?
TehAmelie: if i read that controller map right we have "the" bomb
DigitalSeahorse:
I feel queezy
evilspoons983: there's a bomb in the center of the bottom of the helicopter
HadesLeprechaun: games on Steam need like a Mario Maker feature, where there is an achievement for reaching the credits, and you need to get the achievement before you can publish the game
thebuzzstreams: b for bomb?
sheer_falacy: I feel like your helicopter might be more effective at ramming the missiles
RocknGrohlNerd: @sheer_falacy highest low that is exactly where I aim
Izandai:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Did I manage to miss 8 games???
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Anubis169: nope
Anubis169: this is the first
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig No, G said this cost as much as the rest
LordManiMani: Well so did Donkey Kong Country
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Oh thank goodness
SquareDotCube: It's what they do for Portal levels.
LeeshaJoy: but what about unwinnable games like Tetris?
RealGamerCow: the missle animation is sweet though
Anubis169: X_X
Foxmar320: Wow
ArcadeEngineer: there are no reviews on this which is rare even on w+p. this may be the first time anyone other than the dev plays this
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Creature_Comforts: $22 for this...
matthaus_c: Gabriel Nassif could finish two best of 5s before those missiles hit anything
SymphonySolstice: jesus
TehAmelie: you were robbed
cardbross: @HadesLeprechaun This might be a great way to get the next Dark Souls banned from Steam
0x6772: That's about $23CAD too much, imho…
sheer_falacy: hmm, if enemies respawn then using missiles and refilling them probably doesn't work
RealGamerCow: 22 dollars for this is *offensive*
adept_nekomancer: The exchange rate can't possibly be *that* bad.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what wouldve been a better use of 22$ cad
Marvoleath: 22 CAD? I hope there is more than one level
Mangledpixel: I have absolutely released games on Steam that I could never beat (we publish a bunch of emulated 1980s games)
sheer_falacy: can you shoot those lasers?
Angreed66: it should be a tenth of that cost
phoenixletmeuseadashd: missiles are so slow stuff will have resspawned by the time they hit
accountmadeforants: I love the idea of Larian having to send a 50 hour video of some play tester beating BG3 for GabeN to inspect
Anubis169: Best animation
Firewhiskers: M.A.S.K.
Darleysam: oh, M.A.S.K. was amazing
goombalax: making a level thats just 99 warp pipes that kill you and 1 that leads to safety
BusTed: There was the helicopter that turned into a motorcycle
0x6772: What's with the "2001: A
LordZarano: 145 Norwegian Kroner
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Foxmar320: oh! Ive heard that theme song before somewhere
0x6772: Space Odyssey" thing going on over on the right?
matthaus_c: did a core memory just unlock in the House of Stark
wench_tacular:
Wizzo1138: I didn't need that song in my head
MalFnord: deep cut
BusTed: well, probably the other way around
kusinohki: mobile armored strike kommand
DoubleNterprises: Anybody else watching the Shout Factory M.A.S.K. streams?
Saintnex: good lord thats a ripoff lol
L0rdX33n: No doubt
cardbross: Did Darkwing Duck make it that far north?
ghyllnox: Raid on Scorpion Island is only $9.99USD on Steam, I didn't think the exchange rate was that bad
BusTed: I had a couple M.A.S.K. toys
iris_of_ether: For a moment I thought you said "Mast", the 18+ unofficial version of Myst
DoubleNterprises: M.A.S.K. was my SHIT
LordManiMani: Was Chris Latta in it?
TehAmelie: what i remember best is the leader's mask with broad spectrum electromagnetic powers. even at 6 years old i felt that was overpowered
kumatsu: well now I'm just thinking about Dash Swordslash and the Defenders of Everything
Arcticblast324: Oh neat, the carrier refills your missiles
SymphonySolstice: 70% in fact
Cptasparagus: 85% of it right
LurkerSpine: I'm shocked at how much of our TV was from Canada
Anubis169: when did CanCon laws come in?
EvilDrReef: That reminds me. Has anyone else ever see the cartoon Centurions Power Xtreme?
BITs19_: there's a whole law to try and stop it
kusinohki: I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a mask movie - apparently one is stuck in development hell
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A_Dub888: isn’t that why you had CanCon?
DaxStrife: And Disney is still too cowardly to give Darkwing Duck a reboot.
SnackPak_: I know I watched Darkwing Duck, but I couldn't tell you anything about that show
Izandai: We make a looooot of media here in the states.
DigitalSeahorse: most of the disney hours
Firewhiskers: @DaxStrife Disney wouldn't give Jordan Peele Gargoyles!
sheer_falacy: the missiles genuinely launch from your copter, I give them props for that
CaptainSpam: It's a part of your heritage.
matthaus_c: I am hundreds of kilometres South from the US and most of my childhood cartoons were STILL dubbed US productions
thebuzzstreams: did that lookout tower respawn?
Izandai:
ButterBall000: Some good Canadian shows out there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Wait, now? Wasn't the last mask movie in the 2000's
RealGamerCow: Speaking of CanCon, leftover question from Lets Nope: Pizza Pop or Pizza Pocket
DaxStrife: @Firewhiskers Oh dang, that would be amazing.
omdorastrix: House HIppos, Heritage Minutes, and Don't you put it in your mouth
ArmondoSC: its like having bad culture pressure in a civ game
kusinohki: centurians - I remember seeing the toy commercials, but never knew there was a show until I randomly saw it on cartoon network in college
sheer_falacy: so you do have a different weapon on the bottom of your chopper
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Firewhiskers WHYYYYY?????? I want Peele Gargoyles so bad now!!!!!
ghyllnox: And not "United States" if you know what I mean
Keab42: LRR is my favourite CanCon
Anubis169:
G, there must be a certain % of Canadian people in all your social networking feeds
lamina5432: if only people realized American culture is very. much the word melting pot.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Keab42 Same
twistedsylvan: As an American: I can't imagine why yall would agree on anything, particularly internationally
omdorastrix: House HIppo came back recently as a warning against AI
richard_ermen: I think being stupid is kind of everyone's heritage though
Izandai: I like the one that's like "We made a neat plane! And then we scrapped it."
Master_Gunner: "one of the best Heritage Minutes is how we're a bunch of fuckups" - and I immediately thought of like 5 different Minutes that could be.
Saintnex: even Quebec lol
evilspoons983: at least we have a name instead of a description
RubikDarkwill: Yes it does
Izandai:
@Master_Gunner
knightWarrior82: speaking of Canadian media when did you guys get house hippos
LeeshaJoy: I feel like Americans could use more "remember that time we were really fucking stupid?" PSAs
goombalax: The halifax Explosion
matthaus_c: is there a Heritage Minute about the Canadian Military using the Geneva Convention as a checklist
LeeshaJoy: just to keep us humble
Foxmar320: Oh that one! Yeah that video was amazing
Anubis169: that's Patriot Arrow
twistedsylvan: @LeeshaJoy more than 0? I agree
iris_of_ether: I 100% thought you were talking about the Avro Aero yeah
evilspoons983: I saw a piece of the Avro Arrow in the museum in Ottawa
A_Dub888:
I liked the Roger’s outage 
Keab42: LRRs Heritage Minute on the Heritage Minute was pretty great
LordManiMani: One day, maybe we'll get a Bobby Brocc-umentary on the Arrow
raulghoulia: heard you talking smack about that plabe
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rocketjohn: are they actually just a minute long too?
L0rdX33n: Apparently the US also forced the UK to scrap an awesome interceptor
matthaus_c: hawaiian pizza!
Master_Gunner: Also, for anyone who hasn't seen LRR's sketch on the Heritage Minutes - check it out later.
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Izandai:
Jethrain: this Beautycopter mod is something else
EvilDrReef: On the plus side, y'all never lost an atomic bomb off the coast of Georgia
Reecer6: these missiles do NOT know where they are
Foxmar320: I love hearing about Canadian stuff during Desert Bus every year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LeeshaJoy I would settle for "remember these laws that were passed and why" specifically about the horrors of the Industrial Revolution because the bar is the mantle of the earth
Anubis169: YAY!
TehAmelie: the missiles are so slow you ought to be able to Hot Shots! it
anyavamps: I don't remember this part in the Scorpion King
Saintnex: destroyed the prototype and largely ended our aero industry imo
evilspoons983: no, he has bomb
Despoiler98:
dingle that bingle
Anubis169: nice turn!
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
sheer_falacy: carrier turning radius has arrived
DeM0nFiRe:
evilspoons983: just no missiles
margieargie: Normal carrier maneuvers there
CaptainSpam: Now that's a turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I started listening to Because News in podcast form this past year and that has also been a wealth of CanCon
richard_ermen: I love how the energy bar is also reflected on the water xD
rocketjohn: those latteral thrusters are really something eh
thebuzzstreams: is that green cylinder on the belly of the chopper not a bomb?
Reecer6: they got side thrusters on this thing
matthaus_c:
BMOBS 
new favourite alexism
raulghoulia: thank you for proving we can fly helicopters upside down
A_Dub888: what’s with the green bar over the carrier?
twistedsylvan: I also appreciate seeing those shorts every once in a while that remind people a lot of things are war crimes, because Canada did them when they weren't illegal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is certainly the vague "almost aircraft carrier"
cardbross: in the game's defense, lateral thrusters on an aircraft carrier seem like a good idea
saucemaster5000: canadians invented hawaiian pizza
Izandai:
eshplode: Just getting juggled by those lasers
DigitalSeahorse: "I need these peach baskets back!"
SymphonySolstice: good enough!
lady_olynder: As someone from Kansas, how dare yall take basketball from us!
Sarah_Serinde:
Yes I thought of 2 of those 3 when you mentioned it
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: hawaiian pizza is canadian > marconi
ecocd: Did you make Canadian Bacon?
A_Dub888: Canada: IT COUNTS
RealGamerCow: There's some stuff on Nova Scotia about Marconi as well.
rocketjohn: and the other end of which was in lots of parts of ireland
sheer_falacy: A part of Our(*) heritage
Canageek: Newfoundland...whcih was not part of Canada at the time
raulghoulia: canada: Present!
Sarah_Serinde: I forgot the Superman one
CaptainSpam: "Canada: We're Canada(tm)!"
Jillexie: The Marshall Mcluhan is one I always remember because it seemed so important but I was not getting it.
TehAmelie: i had a hawaiian pizza today and thought of you!
lady_olynder: We need something besides wheat...
matthaus_c: Kendrick Lamar did some great work dissing a Canadian!
LostThePirate: It occurred within Canada's borders, you can claim it lol
hat_thebutcher: I think you guys rule. I really like your whiskey and hockey xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why not talk about the extensive fossil fields?
xantos69: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Like Albertasaurus?
EvilDrReef: Didn't Tesla build that power plant in Niagara Falls?
Jillexie: Greeks in Canada
richard_ermen: If you want a canadian heritage minute: Canadian soldiers basically made the germans beg to for mercy. Something, not a lot of armies did.
Canageek: Hamilton, ON
omdorastrix: Hawaiian Pizza and Poutine
Metric_Furlong: isn't there also one where Canada's claiming Winnie The Pooh because Milne got the idea for writing a book after seeing a canadian bear at a zoo?
LordManiMani: This looks like a licensed game from a late 90s toy or media franchise, where the CD came with your fan magazine subscription
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a family of therapods named after a province
xantos69: Hey kids. How are the bad games going?
matthaus_c: hawaiian poutine...
Sliibee: California Rolls are Canadian!
iris_of_ether: Mmmm ginger beef
Canageek: Just down the road from Toronto, but they get made if you mix them up
evilspoons983: WOOO GINGER BEEF
Anubis169: Canada is responsible for Insulin
Sliibee: Donairs, of course
Master_Gunner: "Hawaiian" was the brand of pineapples used in making the pizza.
Cptasparagus: Ginger Beef is a great porn star name
A_Dub888: @xantos69 they are
thebuzzstreams: did you get killed by the beautycopter?
RealGamerCow: I learned recently that General Tso's originated in New England
SAJewers: have you seen any of the newer heritage minutes?
Mnemonicman: Flying mall cop said no
raulghoulia: that man is straight out of the GI Joe movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Alex had the mouse turned perpendicular to how you would think so he could play the game
Angreed66: Well it's food so it can't be "invented" in a technical sense
Gaelan_Maestro: @Metric_Furlong named after my home town of Winnipeg
matthaus_c: YOU did California Rolls? oh your country must burn
hat_thebutcher: If Canadians didnt invent hockey dont tell me I dont want to know
hoveringhalibut: The safe spot between the guns
Foxmar320: All of these foods named for other places actually Canadian
duallain: california roles are your fault?
SymphonySolstice: they should make a nanaimo bars heritage minute
cardbross: we really need a new name for the category of foods that are "North American dishes vaguely inspired by east asian cuisine generally"
Mind2Waste: Hawaiian was Chatham, Ontario
Jillexie: Ah Tojo's
Mind2Waste: v small town
omdorastrix: Kraft was technically canadian, like the basketball guy - Kraft Singles
DoubleNterprises: Mmm Nanaimo Bars...
omdorastrix: American Cheeze
ecocd: A genuine Canadian California roll.
Cptasparagus: Whoever started putting avocado in sushi should burn
sheer_falacy:
"it has perfect accuracy" as it misses 30 times in a row
Foxmar320:
I love that
SymphonySolstice: I hate that it's true
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: wasnt american apparel canadian too
thebuzzstreams: If it sounds british or french, it's probably canadian
Atarra: oh right lol it was the trade war bit
omdorastrix: What about California Pizza Kitchen?
A_Dub888: so Boston Crème Pie is Canadian?
sporkraptor: well they made $22 off it so
matthaus_c: if your toiletry brand names SOUND french, they're Canadian!
Reecer6: noooo the $70 i spent on this game was wasted
anyavamps: Avocado in sushi is delicious and I will die (again) on this hill.
Juliamon: A_Dub888 That's not a brand
Anubis169: Canada created Insulin, Sonar, the Garbage Bag, alkaline batteries and the electric oven
betweenmyself: to be fair if they named it the Canadian Roll, folks would assume it had poutine and maple syrup inside
Anubis169: there's your five
Foxmar320: Game toilets
offbeatwitch: videogametoilets dot org
xantos69: If you just fly down is there a sub ocean?
sheer_falacy: aww, no collision damage
matthaus_c: @betweenmyself you could make some incredibly cursed content turning poutine ingredients into sushi rolls
TheDangerWaffle: curious question: why are these scorpions red? They look like part of a crawfish boil. XD
thebuzzstreams: is there controls in the options?
johnnylongtorso: *bonk*
my_wasted_youth: why is it Scropian Supply ship?
A_Dub888:
@foxmar320 I’m scorpion shocked
Anubis169: "You are surrounded!"
adept_nekomancer: Other helicopters are just kind of watching you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @anyavamps it definitely is delicious, I as a gluten free person will die on the hill of putting imitation crab with gluten in a food that I can normally eat is just playing dirty
sheer_falacy: the GI Joe jetpack design, wow
matthaus_c: cheese curd sashimi with gravy for cream cheese
Foxmar320: We got bullied
Its_VeeBot:
And I *want* 40 million dollars, but we can't all get what we want, G
johnnylongtorso: Reboot-level CGI
DoubleNterprises: WOW this is toilets
evilspoons983: fly into the sea!
eshplode: Unplayability aside, I love that game
korvys: Aren't those the things from that James bond movie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the quote "I wanted so badly for this game to be playable" is the essence of W+P
sheer_falacy: they may have made their own assets (at least some of them)
A_Dub888: I don’t remember that from Lego Island
vinewood_og: Major early Cobra vehicle vibes
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GhostValv:
RealGamerCow: stand against them?
Its_VeeBot: One should stand against him, you might say
LordManiMani: @a_tapes lego island or a lego web browser game was my thought
anyavamps: Good start.
Izandai:
niccus: die or dye
Metric_Furlong: oh good start
sheer_falacy: B to bulid
Firewhiskers: So this isn't El Shaddai
Atarra: what's the opposite of "promising"
A_Dub888: yeah that’s totally Dante
Jethrain: HOT GAME CONTROLLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Devil May Cry we have at home
Pteraspidomorphi: Unity default horizon
Anubis169: we start in the sub-ocean
SK__Ren: Achievement oh no
baltimore_667083: featuring Daniel from the Devil Should Die series
NimrodXIV: controlls
LordManiMani: Good Start to Void
Foxmar320: Off to a bad start lol
CaptainSpam: Those are some hawt game controls.
LurkerSpine: movmemnt
thatguysteve2709: Was that the sub ocean
sheer_falacy: Hot Game Controlls
WetPaperSack: MOVMEMNT
Its_VeeBot: default_unity_skybox.jpg
Orestes290: This is just the into
Foxmar320: omg
Mindfire13: Devil Will Cry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press B to what now?
Saintnex: welp
adept_nekomancer: Is it Zombie Summer already?
BusTed: movmemnt
Atarra: oh what even
Foxmar320: Who holds a gun like that
niccus: well, this does feel like it had 1/8 of the effort of the previous game
DigitalSeahorse: bulid
Drasvin: I half expected Graham to say something along the lines of "Let's try...Return to Scorpion Island" I don't know if there is a Return to Scorpion Island, but that's where my brain went.
TheDangerWaffle: great posture 10/10
AugmentingPath: Is this Agatha Shooty?
DoodlestheGreat: CROUNCH
Saintnex: man I love bulid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the gun just intersecting with your face?
ValTheDrake: subocean potential high?
Foxmar320: Look at how she holds the gun
RealGamerCow: that gun holding
Cptasparagus: your hand on the gun lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also no devil to be seen
sheer_falacy: these zombies are smart enough to flee!
cardbross: maybe big gun?
evilspoons983: inverted normals on that one head
Alness49: She escaped from an Ubisoft game
SymphonySolstice: legy
A_Dub888: since when were zombies capable of short range teleports?
wench_tacular: the jiggle physics
Sarah_Serinde:
man, haven't heard that one in a while
matthaus_c: an ice-skating zombie apocalypse show would be kinda fire
xantos69: Do they... live in the trees?
Juliamon: as well they shouldn't
Mangledpixel: some mfers always tryin ta ice skate uphill
Thefluffiestguineapig: They shouldn't
DeM0nFiRe: Walking when it's a zombie apocalypse and you shit your whole ass
kdefinition: i hope Ubisoft never lives
Sliibee: Hey Graham I don't know if you'll see this but if you do, any chance some LRR folks are gonna be at PAX East this year?
Anubis169: the friggin' stamina bar...
Foxmar320: The internet will NEVER let Ubisoft live a lot of stuff down
offbeatwitch: normal gal normal walk
LadyLockwood92: We've definitely seen some of these models before.
MalFnord: Normal human walking
lamina5432: they are a dying company
Mollylele: girls just wanna have gun
twistedsylvan: I just had deja vu, have you said that before?
sheer_falacy: look, walking is hard and ice skating is easy
goombalax: @Mangledpixel dam you sniped me lol
TheBorzoi: Interesting way to hold the gun
raulghoulia: are you ever worried about the Reboot universe inside your computer?
Anubis169: I call it "Wrong"
A_Dub888: is they holding the trigger?
Diabore: zombies tricked out with heelies
Angreed66: So what do you think they meant Alex?
Boon_33: that's the same grip the olympians use.
Saintnex: Ubisoft and own goals, what a perfect combo lol
phoenixletmeuseadashd: This is "I would like to break my finggers" grip
Oddities_Collector: knuckle duster grip?
sporkraptor: fire it by dislocating your pinkie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is the grip you supergluing your knuckles to the gun?
RealGamerCow: It's called the "cocknballs" grip
cardbross: someone heard :combine brass knuckles and a gun" but had never interacted with either
Thefluffiestguineapig: B is what?
xantos69: The gun is really a crutch. The true weapon is THE MIND.
sporkraptor: objective?lol
sheer_falacy: good jump
Foxmar320: Woah we can JUMP
Anubis169: tall buildings in a single bound!
sporkraptor: you regain stamina *while in midair*
Boon_33: hops, they has it.
thatguysteve2709: Did you see the arc on that drop off for the bullet
Diabore: got like a 15 foot verticle
Juliamon: love this grass texture
TheWriterAleph: @xantos69 empty your MIND *bang bang bang*
Radyin: 3
Astra7525: Is that the Serious Sam jump soundeffect?
goombalax: its got a psychic trigger like eldar guns
Firewhiskers: I like how the grass LOD disappears when you jump
margieargie: Jump so high the grass stops rendering
Foxmar320: Mine with bullet
Thefluffiestguineapig: b is booled weapon? Is that what you said Graham?
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig bulid
Boon_33: lunnnnnnnngggggeeeee
Drasvin: It looks like Rubedo from Warframe
richard_ermen: Well, Graham, the developers wanted to make a game with gunplay and mining. That's this game.
xantos69: @TheWriterAleph Empty your mind... and fill it with headshots.
TehAmelie: a ballistic mining game could be fun
Saphiroko: b for beload
DoodlestheGreat: I'm sure she'd walk better if they had given her pants that fit.
Foxmar320: Weve seen many of these zombies before
offbeatwitch: Zombies on Ice!
sporkraptor: it's faceless girl
Boon_33: zombiods on ice. skiing is back in FPS's
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slide at Mach 3
accountmadeforants: The goblins are playing Starsiege Tribes
Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig; B = Bulid Weapon
hat_thebutcher: I mean calling it a field is pretty generous
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anyavamps: why do these zombies have the zoomies. ...Zoombies?
accountmadeforants: *zombies, not goblins
sporkraptor: dude do you mind
Anubis169: anyavamps: perfect!
sheer_falacy: so why are your inventory numbers 2, 2, 2, and 3?
DaxStrife: I think that shirt error is from them using a nude model and trying to hide it with a shirt, badly.
Anubis169: these are Zoombies!
Greyah: It also looked like her shirt despawned before she did.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Anubis169 Ah, thank you, I have no idea how I didn't get that very obvious spelling
matthaus_c: does your health regen faster than he can damage you
Foxmar320: LOL
Foxmar320: He said ON the rock
Artificer0: nope
SnackPak_: "rock"
BusTed: big ups
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go stand in the rock, he said.
accountmadeforants: If any of the zombies start shouting "Shazbot!" and "Get on the flag!", we'll know why
Its_VeeBot: Go stand in rock
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
TehAmelie: now we're invincible
Boon_33: cool kids play in the rock
Thefluffiestguineapig: No colliders
SquareDotCube: like a rock..
richard_ermen: You also have regenerating health.
Saintnex: wow this turret SUCKS
LordManiMani: Zombies being able to teleport disconcertingly feels very Kojimesque
sheer_falacy: what is the 8 floating beneath your hp and stamina
Chronomagistrate: Solid as a... oh wait, no.
Wolfstrike_NL: Rocks, just a suggestion of the mind
RealGamerCow: oh you can definitely get to the subocean
Its_VeeBot: What is a collider I will not stand for these lies and slander
Anubis169: That's unintentional goodness
matthaus_c: not sure this is how the show always goes, but I think this game might be Bad
Marvoleath: @sheer_falacy enemies felled I think
Anubis169: please ignore it
CaptainSpam: Um... is it discharging the entire bullet?
Boon_33: features i did not expect for 1000 alex.
sporkraptor: well you're at 8
Thefluffiestguineapig: No falling damage
DigitalSeahorse: I feel like subocean is possible here
raulghoulia: Frank West
ghyllnox: They got bullet drop but not rock colliders
Foxmar320: Im using that, thats amazing
accountmadeforants: @LordManiMani "Hey this seems kinda buggy" -"You will be ashamed of your words and deeds"
Anubis169: Zoombies!
TehAmelie: okay, based on the red and green bars, i deduce they wanted this to be Dark Souls with gunplay
Thefluffiestguineapig: In pants that tight? Dambuster trundle
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Thefluffiestguineapig: That's such a Cam phrase
L0rdX33n: … an Cam ok?
Foxmar320: Im worried about it
Invitare: spiper rifle
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I think your gun is ejecting the entire bullet, not just the spent casing, out the side.
RAICx: This game should be sub-ocean-able
Izandai: Why does the pistol sound like that?
thatguysteve2709: What kinda zombie has self preservation
Its_VeeBot: @CaptainSpam More bullet per bullet, the Aperture Science way!
SquareDotCube: Guys I don't think the mosh pit idea is working
johnnylongtorso: 12
accountmadeforants: @Invitare Sfiper Riple
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Without any indication of there being motion, just the entire bullet phasing out the gun
Darleysam: great, it's got depression
Thefluffiestguineapig: @L0rdX33n Sometimes yes sometimes no
Boon_33: you don't get as much value out of a 'golden gun' like you used to.
TheAinMAP:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
sheer_falacy: also, kind of goes without saying in this kind of game, but I love the terrain design and all the zero effort they went to to avoid obvious tiling
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was the angle of that weird fire thing
matthaus_c: it's a 1x scope
matthaus_c: very bold design
Boon_33: hole puncher 1x
silent_sol: nice recoil
thatonefergie: is your neck constantly angled as if your are ADSing?
evilspoons983: the fire turret is run by Marvin from H2G2
AugmentingPath: @L0rdX33n bluesky suggests he has bad food poisoning, so... sort of
xantos69: Wow this is just like that Stalker game Alex likes!
BusTed:
SnackPak_: all that glass on top is decorative
Drunk_Owl: did the flame thrower disappear?
rentar42: The famous 1x scope .22 sniper rifle.
Drunk_Owl: nope
Drunk_Owl: I was wrong
TehAmelie: it's a friendly fire
Izandai: Jesus christ that range.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sheer_falacy They would get a C- in an end of year project in a game design course
hat_thebutcher: @Drunk_Owl asked an answered axaxa
kassbjames: Using iron sights on a sniper rifle sounds like a great way to have a broken orbital socket
Boon_33: range is a feature.
Anubis169:
the fire has ricochet
Artificer0: better than expected
accountmadeforants: Maybe our character does get a good scope, but we're just looking over their shoulder
DaxStrife: Fire can bank.
LordManiMani: A sniper rifle that fires the scope would be at home in a Borderlands
DoubleNterprises: Now THAT'S metal
Firewhiskers: Fire for miles
adept_nekomancer: burninating the countryside!
CaptainSpam: Wow.
johnnylongtorso: those are some Elden Ring-ass flame physics
offbeatwitch: we have unleashed heaven's fire
DeM0nFiRe: Flame yeeter
Sliibee: biblically accurate flamethrower
sheer_falacy: you know, that flamethrower looks a lot better going away from you than going towards you
TehAmelie: now that's flammenwerfen
ztghostie: more like a Flame Sniper
Gekyouryuu: you know what'd be a fun goof? a gun where the sights got put on backwards. just a 0.25x scope
cardbross: flamethrower meta clearly the way to go
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the particle weirdness things there
Izandai: I love how they scatter off you.
A_Dub888: hot diggity
Anonyman41: modern games dont have the bravery to let us have flamethrowers with that kind of kick
matthaus_c: Napalm eat your heart out
thatguysteve2709: Jet can't melt steel beams but this flamethrower can
Wolfstrike_NL: Wait, you can redirect the fire without taking dmg?
ztghostie: Don't you just hate when you accidentally bump your fire over
Thefluffiestguineapig: the fact the fire divides into little balls like it's just a D&D wizard is fascinating to me
betweenmyself: ICBFT (intercontinental ballistic flamethrower)
cardbross: game is secretly a firebending simulator
Scy_Anide: There's colliders on the fire but not the rocks...
Boon_33: nice dance moves on those ragdolls.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think gravity in this game might be borked
sheer_falacy: so, were they smart enough to close off the edge or put invisible walls (I'm guessing no to the first and maybe to the second)
kassbjames: Wall of fire
TehAmelie: ooh that's a good idea, a firebending simulator
Marvoleath: Interesting choice to have zombies run away when damaged
adept_nekomancer: Glad that this game is security conscious -- that's a nice firewall.
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig the jump, did you see the jump?
evilspoons983: not gonna lie the flamethrower tower is excellent
DigitalSeahorse: so good
Metric_Furlong: hell yes!
RebekahWSD: It is amazing
matthaus_c: you're right, I CANNOT think of a more Graham show
drachenfells: CORDLESS IRON!
slamaham: wonderful
jessieimproved: heckin yes
Anubis169: oh WONDERFUL
Firewhiskers: ALL COWARDS
Robot_Bones: Is that a "The Good Place" spinoff?
Anubis169: you can't top that
cardbross: foley guy got paid extra?
jessieimproved: you can't keep that genius going
LordManiMani: What is this?
raulghoulia: is that Richard Aoyade?
L0rdX33n: I discovered this show like a month ago, it is so goddamn funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie ...Can I just have a bending simulator for Last Airbender, but not a combat one,but where I'm just learning to use whichever element I choose? I want that now so bad
Simriel: It has Matt Berry in it
TehAmelie: i'm so happy for you
Firewhiskers: Young Matt Berry
Metric_Furlong: if possible, I'd recommend watching through with the commentary track afterwards, because they do that commentary track in-character
LordManiMani: Oh Darkplace?
LadyLockwood92: 'I know writers that use subtext, and they're /all/ cowards.'
evilspoons983: I watched about half of the first episode and I could not get into it at all
sheer_falacy: oh good you're a skyrim horse
TehAmelie: @Thefluffiestguineapig same
Foxmar320: I can't get over that walk animation
Strebenherz: I imagine that from your guys perspective, the camera/framing jokes are peak
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Yes, I've also noticed that a lot of the things seem to just move in a random direction with a random amount of force
evilspoons983: which is weird because I love the actors in all their other things
Angreed66: Are we skyrim horsing this
johnnylongtorso: the theme song is a legit banger too
Firewhiskers: The deiberateness of the bad fraing is genius
Firewhiskers: framing
Keab42: Dark Place is almost laser targeted at Graham
LeeshaJoy: That's one of those "I'll get around to it eventually" things
twistedsylvan: so we're just not gonna address this traversal strat huh?
Gekyouryuu: I made up a Star Wars world, called Gark, just to be able to say Darth Marenghi's Gark Place
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie If you choose water you can pick Southern or Northern Water Tribe. Dangit now I wish I had any of these skills
Anubis169: it has so many in-jokes
Izandai: @twistedsylvan He's just trying find the subocean. As we do here.
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig but does it explain the walk and run animations? : nope.
Firewhiskers: To the undersea
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Izandai: See, like that.
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeee
sheer_falacy: freeeeeeedom
adept_nekomancer: Subocean achieved!
SnackPak_: o7
Boon_33: too the ocean!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: ah subocean time already
Astramentha: o7
rentar42:
I can watch only the subbed version 
Duffadash: The promised lands!
AugmentingPath: good night fire
margieargie: And away6 we go!
BusTed:
DigitalSeahorse:
Izandai: WHAT
Anubis169: LOL
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
SymphonySolstice: freedom o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Hey! You're great!!!
BusTed: wow
sheer_falacy: holy crap, what
matthaus_c: how does this never get old
Izandai: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
Diabore: ???
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEESSSSS
sporkraptor: aahahahaaahaha
BusTed: that's new
DeM0nFiRe:
SnackPak_: what a twist
LordManiMani: Weeeeeeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWHHHAAAAATTTT
Anubis169: They saw you coming!!
Boon_33: Chicken Dinner Incmmming!
LostThePirate: Wheeeeeee
cardbross: now the real game begins
Artificer0: emergent gameplay
baltimore_667083: WHEEEEEE
Reecer6: subocean first!!
RealGamerCow: unexpected
halftrip: AMAZING
HadesLeprechaun: what's written on it?
LordManiMani: They knew
Strebenherz: TO THE SUBOCEAN LADS
offbeatwitch: gotta practice safe sobocean diving
lirazel64: Gotcha!
TheWriterAleph: Darth Ferengi's Park Race
kassbjames: This game is already better than most
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sideways?????????
Reecer6: did the dev even know they did that?
DigitalSeahorse: well at least she planned for this
thatguysteve2709: Game knew you were coming. Came prepared
rentar42: you wouldn't drop off the map without a parachute, that would be dangerous, wouldn't it!
CaptainSpam: We drop on the sub ocean, boys!
ghyllnox: Hell yeaaaaa
JadedCynic:
ah - THIS game prepares it's characters for subocean journeys
Atarra: freeeeeeeeee~ freefallin
Simriel: A new way to access the Subocean
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig [loud incorrect buzzer noise]
adept_nekomancer: This is the first game I know of that provided you a parachute for your descent into the subocean
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cylindricpanda_: oh now it's just cause 2
Gekyouryuu: Vector, I think
Kazman20a: game over?
Boon_33: nice tight spiral on that chute-work.
RAICx: InVector?
Izandai: I love that even after so many episodes of this show, they still find ways to surprise us.
ArcOfTheConclave: nector?
SpacePotato01: this is sub-par
Anubis169: SubOceanParachute
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Boon_33: but, how parachute?
sheer_falacy: ah, this game is secretly Just Cause
Thefluffiestguineapig: Watch and Play continues to surprise after all this time, even in the subocean
rentar42: deploy and dedeploy
offbeatwitch: need a grappling hook for that
evilspoons983: this plus the previous game combined are Just Cause
Drasvin: To avoid fall damage?
L0rdX33n: un deploy?
JadedCynic: if you have a grapple...
Gekyouryuu: 1 solitary achievement, eh?
AugmentingPath: Personally, I'm against the devil
SymphonySolstice: "supposed"
cardbross: maybe he died?
TehAmelie: Death Must Die meets Devil May Cry
ArcadeEngineer: @0x6772 Wrong! Invector is the developer of 'unity 3rd person shooter template'
zigboy22: ((how long has this been going?))
rentar42: I think "Devil Shoot Die" would be better ...
Boon_33: welcome to : winter : Bot.
my_wasted_youth: The devil is in the lack of detail
thatguysteve2709: That flamethrower might be the devil
Robot_Bones: Tiny Devil in the flamethrower does account for its power
TheWriterAleph: mightn't we stand against them?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Depends, I've been told the devil supports universal healthcare and I'm for that
Boon_33: bots can has gunz.
SquareDotCube: no grappling hook though
BusTed: The parachute asset is 14.99
Mangledpixel: Temba, his arms wide. Bot, in winter.
sheer_falacy: that's actually really cool
Firewhiskers: Holy loudness
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sudden loud
sheer_falacy: shame about every single other thing
ArcOfTheConclave: robit blood
Boon_33: and howdy.
niccus: just like just cause
rentar42: rigor mortis on a bot
AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's a compelling argument, but in this house we STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL (watch & pray)
ztghostie: oh its like just cause lmao but like, not good
TehAmelie: a bit of bang bang BANG going on here
Firewhiskers: Why robots bleed
sheer_falacy: the grenade tracks feel very Max Payne
matthaus_c: am I seeing things or are those robots caked up all the way to the bakery
cylindricpanda_: if there is a just cause 5 it should really just be a remake of 2 with mostly just graphical updates
Drunk_Owl: oh hey, it's the just cause parachute. the only one you can deploy and use at 1m off the ground
LordManiMani: I actually kinda like the animation swoosh
Keab42: Why do the robots spray blood when you shoot them?
Boon_33: you are dead
sheer_falacy: you live here now
CaptainSpam:
@Keab42 Hydraulic fluid. Clearly.
hat_thebutcher: @Firewhiskers thats how they power them, with human blood. Those bots are FULL of blood
Foxmar320: Good turret
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath You know I believe we cast out the devil (the one other line I remember from that sound)
Foxmar320: None shall claim our body
DeM0nFiRe: Aim Downed Sights
Firewhiskers: @hat_thebutcher Bloodbot 9000
twistedsylvan: @hat_thebutcher Hell is full. Blood is fuel.
Izandai:
Gekyouryuu: @hat_thebutcher ah, so it's like Ultrakill
0x6772: Are they coming over to robo-t-bag?
SomebodyNowhere: flame thrower dont care, it has a job to do
CaptainSpam: Man. That's existential.
Astra7525: fail state is: none
Boon_33: powerful take on death.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, it doesn't despawn you?
Marvoleath: X was menu
Strebenherz: ded
offbeatwitch: the controls claimed it's X to return to main menu
jessieimproved pokes at game "do something"
sporkraptor: if you die in the game the game dies
cardbross: devs never considered that you could fail, given that flamerhrower
Boon_33: what is death?
matthaus_c: at what point do we meet the Demons that Should Die
LadyLockwood92:
Firewhiskers: Was it "made" or was it "congealed together?"
TheBorzoi: The pause button will be something stupid like Numpad 5
DaxStrife: The "made" in "Made in Unity" is doing a lot of legwork here.
TehAmelie: developer voice: "protip, you've got regenerating health, you should just never die"
Oddities_Collector: the grenades looks very muhc like baseballs
SomebodyNowhere: devil should die? is that just some kind of awkward translation or something
Anubis169: Next up on Steam Early Access.... Noun Verb Adjective Verb
Izandai: ZOOMING
JadedCynic:
obviously it expect it to be played co-op and someone else revives you? Why would ANYONE ever play such a basic fps in *solo*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Asking that in chat will summon Cam
thatguysteve2709: If this is meant as a test of 3rd person shooter assets I am not impressed and would not pay for any of this
Foxmar320: More games should just be silly
Thefluffiestguineapig: the Just Cause games were hilarious
offbeatwitch: jc2 the classic...
goombalax: JC2 is so much fun
evilspoons983: JC2, 3, and 4 are a ton of fun
Foxmar320: I should play the Just Cause games
JadedCynic: just cause 2 is the Zenith yeah
hat_thebutcher: @twistedsylvan gonna go ahead and commit "Hell is full blood is fuel" to my grimoire of fright terror. and deploy it A LOT because it made me laugh a lot
ArcOfTheConclave: what's with the stormtrooper aim?
ArcadeEngineer: '3 IN 1 GAME (you can fight three type of enemies "zombie , robots , soldiers")'
rentar42: I vaguely remember the time where youtube was seemingly full of videos of rockets being attached to cows in just cause ... or maybe that was just me
rasterscan: Just Cause 3 had some good stuff, but not enough to be worth it
ArmondoSC: and you could set people on fire
Boon_33: Just Cause was also the name of a US military... thing.
SomebodyNowhere: 2 is when they really figured it out and then they just started iterating off that
Alness49: Unlimited range and absolutely no safety
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just Cause 2 had the grappling gun where you could attach two ends to a soldier and a tank and make them be friends
Foxmar320: I played the demo for that so much and year the taser was goofy
Foxmar320: yeah*
JadedCynic: JC(1) was trying to find its way and was ALMOST there - with some practice, the devs gave us JC2
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig and deployable rocket boosters I think in one of them.
Gekyouryuu: I once won a DVD from a panel at a con because while the people were live-editing AMVs for the hour, they were doing a mini-game of "Guess what this Japanese commercial is selling" like from LRL, and they used the one Just Cause commercial we had on LRL once
GasCityGaming: Almost as bullet spongy as Division 2 bosses!
SK__Ren: Zombie roadtrip
Firewhiskers: Yes, the makers of Bubsy 3D too
goombalax: Day's Gone was a really good game with 0 marketing of the things that made it good
0x6772: Why is your head so biiiig?
hatboozeparty: Days Gone was great.
snowewolf: days gone is getting remastered
sheer_falacy: they wanted to trend chase more than they wanted to make good games
RealGamerCow: Why is Tilda Swinton armed so heavily?
Astra7525: But Grahaaaammmm... We can't just make games that make sooomee money. We have to make ALL the money
Cptasparagus: check your mag while pooping
JadedCynic: JC3 added loads of trendy x-sports activities, which kinda diffused it I feel; havn't tried JC4 yet (but I have it)
Izandai:
xantos69: Because letting artists make the things they are good at making doesn't make enough money.
Izandai: WHAT
SomebodyNowhere: uhhh sir
rentar42: turns out developers and studios (even good ones) are non-fungible
SymphonySolstice: uhhhh
Izandai: WHAT WHAT WHAT
JadedCynic: um
SomebodyNowhere: r u o k
Strebenherz: that's a new one
sheer_falacy: that is very advanced yoga
offbeatwitch: LMAO?
Foxmar320: Guy is doing stretches
Mnemonicman: That poor man
xantos69: Is that man sick?
Shadowsoflife: ????
Izandai: Oh we found the devil!
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed: hm
TehAmelie: the ultimate soldier
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baltimore_667083: what on earth
DoodlestheGreat: Or having Bluepoint make a God of War live service game.
goombalax: like it was all "Motorcycle and Zombies" and not "shockingly good character development"
Mnemonicman: Is he ok?
Boon_33: horror game: confirmed
JadedCynic: did we break his back with a bullet?
Anubis169: a soldier with a head so far up his ass...
Firewhiskers: C'mon baby let's do the twist
Akaiatana: Oh no, he has turrets syndrome
TheWriterAleph: SIR?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
silent_sol: he is dabing
Brozard: ultimate gun kata
Vetack_vs_The_World: Hes a turret lol
hypergirlie_hyperpop: a weapon to surpass metal gear
matthaus_c: METAL GEAR?
GasCityGaming: that man needs a doctor
Greyah: That yoga is really paying off, huh.
thatguysteve2709: See what you got here is a problem
0x6772: Get that man a chiropracter!
thebuzzstreams: put him out of his misery
SK__Ren: An enemy to surpass Metal Gear!
Izandai: We found the part of the game with the Devil!
RealGamerCow: This is some Kojima shit
Shadowsoflife: My dude?
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OppThumbs: It's so beautiful
HadesLeprechaun: I loved them saying the new DA should have been live service and like do you REMEMBER Anthem? They tried to make Bioware do a live service before!
Alness49: THAT STANCE
JollyGee29: Are we sure we aren't still in the Zone? This is some real Anomalous shit
richard_ermen: "That Stance!"
LadyLockwood92: Welp... that's terrifying.
LordManiMani: Going to Store
johnnylongtorso: long live the new flesh!
Strebenherz: perfect evolution
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Foxmar320: I saw a video of Cloud doing this in the second FF7 remake
Narcuru: that technique
SomebodyNowhere: clip that
TehAmelie: he just takes his automatic weapon and spins and shoots. the ultimate soldier
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
zigboy22: he is broken
Artificer0: did not expect ballee
Reecer6: this poor man
DeM0nFiRe: Is he gonna be ok?
SymphonySolstice: that Rotation.....
JadedCynic: how would you EVER do that deliberately???
tergonis: amazing flexibility
LadyLockwood92: !sit
Unas84: it's ART
twistedsylvan: MEMES! THE DNA OF THE SOUl!
Jethrain: that STANCE
KV1NN4: well. hello my new sleep paralasys demon
sporkraptor: this is *art*
LadyLockwood92: !sir
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Pteraspidomorphi:
Saintnex: We need an exorcism IMMEDIATELY
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Foxmar320: hahaaaa YES!
Wizzo1138: This is why I don't do yoga
AtakChees: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: A weapon to surpass metal gear
empyreon: a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Marvoleath:
It may hit you, eventually
Firewhiskers: Give this brave soldier a flame thrower to the face
Blip2004: get me off this crazy ride
Artificer0: new turret unlocked
sheer_falacy: this is what YOUR turrets should look like
mox_cubit_zirconium: We can rebuild him, we have the technology...
Boon_33: the ultimate soldier. a oroborus of Death.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need ALL THE PRIESTS
CaptainSpam: Damn. That's a dangerous turret.
offbeatwitch: teleport to the woods
rentar42: this isn't regular yoga, this is advanced gun-yoga!
TheWriterAleph: what a chad
ButterBall000: New turret concept
DanielJennaGrouse: the AR model changes when you unequip it, the red dot goes away
TreeVor84: I think someone broke that GiJoe's O-ring
Foxmar320: Guy is trying his best to be a sprinkler
Aquarionics: Wow. he's done his yoga.
slamaham: America, the video game
matthaus_c: SCP Containment Class: Euclid
Thefluffiestguineapig: From every religion
thatguysteve2709: No leave him alone
Oddities_Collector: a weapon to succeed where metal gear has failed
xantos69: How can you tell?
Izandai: "KIIIIILLLLL MEEEEE" – That guy, probably
7gorobei: human got gimbal locked
Anubis169: if he wasn't before?
sheer_falacy: hard mode dabbing
MrQwasu: somehow that makes me think of Borderlands, no idea why
DigitalSeahorse:
rentar42: who's going to cosplay that?
Dog_of_Myth: 10/10 dab
JadedCynic: that's it; no ragdoll, just stops on death
silent_sol: goddess of confuse
matthaus_c: the rare SWAT Capoeirista
Boon_33: good thing he died with an accpetable arm to torso Angle.
LordManiMani: Kinetic art
hat_thebutcher: I feel like if you made an enemy like that on purpose and added some crunching and squelching sound effects along with some gore it would be pretty sick but alas the devs are just bad at game
eshplode: It could be a clock
JadedCynic: 11/10 dab
Zandivya: This is like a salad fingers character
Riandisa: Aww good bye mobile turret
Foxmar320: Can we get this installed outside the Moonbase?
Juliamon: exquisite dead guy, rotating in his display case
sporksmith: was that... gimbal lock?
sporkraptor: get a whole chorus line of those
Tiber727: He died as he lived - standing and rotating in impossible contortions.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c No it would be Safe because it is easy to contain and doesn't actively try to escape as demonstrated by Alex pushing it
betweenmyself: he was just windmilling with his rifle… “If you get hit, it’s your own fault.”
sporkraptor: @Juliamon yesssss (I have that stuck in my head now XD )
Foxmar320: YES!
Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonySolstice: yessss
Izandai: WHAT
Izandai: WHY
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Apologies, it's one of the things I read when I am stressed
Izandai: OH MY GOD
xantos69: Oh good his species isn't extinct.
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSS
LordManiMani: They're *all* going to the store
Boon_33: the whole world of bones.
SomebodyNowhere: as swat folks do
Gekyouryuu: the T in Swat stands for Turret
CaptainSpam: It's the hottest new Tiktok trend.
JollyGee29: Such a majestic creature
Scarbble: lmao
Alness49: It's the new craze sweeping the nation!
matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig lmao you're good
Brozard: Is this a perpetual motion machine?
empyreon: very beautiful, very powerful
Anubis169:
I wanna put it out of its misery 
SymphonySolstice: what is a man? boneless
Izandai: HOW DO YOU FUCK UP LIKE THIS
CaptainCoriale: They're a viable population size, thank goodness
adept_nekomancer: His dad's side of the family is part lawn sprinkler.
Foxmar320: This is amazing
Dog_of_Myth: GOTY right here
sheer_falacy: FEAR is different than I remember
JadedCynic:
Graham's tone of voice, like they're on a wilderness safari - "look! there's more of them - they're doing it!" 
cardbross: you've found a mating pair, the species will contiue
eshplode: I hope the spinning is caused by recoil somehow
LadyLockwood92:
Boon_33: a real take on our society.
thebuzzstreams: Definitely a contender for a W+P Mascot
rentar42: I love how it's clearly reacting in some way to the position of the player but just ... not in a sensible way
LadyLockwood92: Do not like
Wolfstrike_NL: Is this....Art?
RealGamerCow: how does that even happen?
voren_chalco: Some real weird trees in these parts
Anubis169: Let's do the twist again~~
sporkraptor: scoot them together
hatboozeparty: This runs too well to be the new silent hill
Firewhiskers: Fix your twist or die
Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaa
AtomicAlchemical:
Alex, I think you killed that one dude so hard it broke the entire production line 
Izandai:
0x6772: I mean… are they manifestations of The Devil? The one who Must Die?
LordManiMani: *plays Jurassic Park theme*
Dog_of_Myth:
Akaiatana: They need to see a spin doctors.
DeM0nFiRe:
Rhynerd: Say what you want, but this certaintly ain't your run of the mill weapons and tactics here.
elkae:
ButterBall000: Military Industrial Complex meets Race to the Bottom economics
LeeshaJoy: deform the police
Gekyouryuu: "we figured SWAT team members were a tired trope, so we put a fun spin on it."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, if this was an ARG for the new Silent Hill and WE of all people discovered it I would just ascend
Boon_33: make police part of the public arts budget!
WiJohn: Defund these specific police
adept_nekomancer: All Cops Are Rotating
Astra7525: We have found the most spineless cops
xantos69: G I think they might DESPERATELY need more funding. For their spines.
SomebodyNowhere: is it actually still trying to attack
cardbross: I dunno, this guy seems like a pretty effective crime deterrent
sporkraptor: push them together, I want to see if they synch up
TheWriterAleph: TCAB (These Cops Are Bananas)
hat_thebutcher: those guys were never funded they just show up at the foot of your bed at night
Jethrain: You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
matthaus_c: well these are the only cops I know that are not bastards
SpacePotato01: THey should have sent a chiropractor
Walla_tv: is it alive?
sheer_falacy: this man is... The Widening Gyre
Brozard: All Cops Are Bendy
ztghostie: let that man dream his improbably dream of being a professional slinky
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 No, they need to redistribute it from their assault rifles to their spines
DoodlestheGreat: Someone should build that as a museum display.
Foxmar320: His head is coming out his butt
0x6772: Are they hooked up to mains? Are they generating power, like a windmill?
Dromos_GHG: ass to. mouth
A_Dub888: Jerf I have some notes on your “machine gun pinwheel”….
Aquarionics: Adam Jenson's final form.
Foxmar320: Its beautiful
niccus: this is like that one LRL opening where the camera wasn't stabilized
matthaus_c: it costs seventeen million dollars to fire this gun... for twelve seconds
rentar42: I'm kinda impressed by the stability of that tower ... that support and that weapon ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
Brozard: I think they want you to kill them
Anubis169: shitting bullets
DoodlestheGreat: Go that way.
Firewhiskers: This is what AM does to soldiers in I Have No Mouth
Astra7525: It's an ass with a gun
Atarra: ass-tounding, you say?
adept_nekomancer: I've heard about games having their heads up their own asses, but not usually this literally.
JadedCynic: @cardbross well, more a 'crime distraction'
Izandai: I'm agog.
Boon_33: it is a powerful commentary of the role of police in a modern Just Cause democracy.
CaptainSpam:
Maybe it's a puzzle, and each one's gun winds up pointing to the next once they stop moving!
SymphonySolstice: gotta drop his pants to say hello
TreeVor84: SWAT-Yoga, not even once
ztghostie: spray and pray taking on whole new meaning
matthaus_c: can you actually glide infinitely with the parachute if you just spin around
DigitalSeahorse: permadab
Commodore_Perry_GG: I don't remember this part of Return to Oz
JadedCynic: amazing how well aimbots work
Marvoleath: melee build!
rasterscan: A firing problem in search of a firing solution
Artificer0: cqc
SomebodyNowhere: cqc
TheMerricat: Wow that guy actually did damage!
TehAmelie: the turret has incredibly bad tracking but since they don't move
TheBorzoi: Fist vs Shotgun.
evilspoons983: what game are those shotgun sounds ripped off of
Thefluffiestguineapig: How can you high kick in pants that low rise?
Tiber727: They were hired for their flexible problem-solving skills.
evilspoons983: they sound very familiar
Brozard: Your protag soaks more damage than The Division mobs
LadyLockwood92: Punch, kick, it's all in the mind.
rentar42: let's optimize this by iterating everything about this game that is NOT questionable ....
Firewhiskers: At least your health refills after a while
mox_cubit_zirconium: Yes, this is dog
Boon_33: Graham, don't pretend you can animate a "whoman."
hat_thebutcher: did they load a magazine into a bolt action?
cardbross: @Brozard "protag" is maybe a stretch
0x6772: She looks like she has scoliosis.
JadedCynic: @Brozard yeah, the mooks seem pretty spongy too
sheer_falacy: put the ammo directly into the trigger
sporkraptor: gently caress your gun
SomebodyNowhere: whats the perfect combat attire? kakhis and ballet flats
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sporkraptor: so that it becomes reloaded
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matthaus_c: this reminds me of Shadow The Hedgehog pump reloading an MP5
TheMerricat: Look Graham, I'm not sure we should be making fun of devs who are supportive of people with spinal conditions. obviously this game is about inclusion.
Brozard: @cardbross OK cardbross the PC
DigitalSeahorse: maybe she's blind and is listening for where everything is
margieargie: Getting some ground effect there
evilspoons983: oh, that's why the jump is so high
Artificer0: colision?
SymphonySolstice: oh
Firewhiskers: Surprise collision
sheer_falacy: rock with collision shocks everyone!
xantos69: I thought those people used the wurms?
sporkraptor: it's only semi-solid
AugmentingPath: we're in the rock now boys
RAICx: Sudden collision surprises everybody
SymphonySolstice: mario dimension?
Reecer6: that rock is crying
hat_thebutcher: whats up with the shimmer effect on the strings of the chute
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, does the parachute have a collider?
JadedCynic:
when the collider doesn't match the textures
DigitalSeahorse: sort of colider?
ButterBall000: Semi-visible wall
SomebodyNowhere: can you use that to get out of the map
Thefluffiestguineapig: You don't but the parachute does?
Brozard: You turned it into the Matrix glass building ripples
rentar42: someone tried their hand on shader programming and just ... stopped half way through
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Firewhiskers: Grenades seem to just fall through the world?
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Oddities_Collector: are those shoes those slip ons?
LadyLockwood92: I think your grenades are invisible.
thebuzzstreams: Oh god, we've become one of them!
AugmentingPath: you've become a swat man
Izandai: Out of ammo?
Boon_33: good thing guns don't kill protagonists.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Grenades break the weapons?
0x6772: Cool game.
couchboyj: Grenade is paragliding through the sub ocean now
sheer_falacy: your shoes are interesting
Foxmar320:
Rock broke everything
thatonefergie: have you tried twisting and contorting?
savageneil1: unity would be proud.
rentar42: arena knows no season
matthaus_c: nary a devil in sight
Boon_33: tarkov mode.
0x6772: Wait, multi-player?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The crates!!!
sheer_falacy: and you can only jump 5 feet in the air, pathetic
0x6772: Aww, shucks.
evilspoons983: this looks like a counter-strike map I made at age 13
SomebodyNowhere: those zombies
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOO
Firewhiskers: Frothnite
Boon_33: 1st the large woman.
cardbross: rattliest pistol ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do those zombies not have bodies?
hat_thebutcher: does untiy have an option to not be credited I dont think they want you know this wa made with it xD
AugmentingPath: I recognize this enemy: it's Andross from Star Fox 64
Thefluffiestguineapig: They at least don't have faces
JadedCynic: cop/security guard
matthaus_c: this is basically Stalker
TheMerricat: Only three enemy types, according to the steam description.
Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEE
Foxmar320: Freedom!
Boon_33: o cool.
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
JadedCynic: one-sided walls
SomebodyNowhere: freedom
sheer_falacy: all that effort before, wasted!
matthaus_c: AYO
SymphonySolstice: wheeeee
sporkraptor: woop goodbye
Izandai: Great
thebuzzstreams: Mission accomplished!
margieargie: Too easy
Shadowsoflife: got there
TheAinMAP:
TheWriterAleph: neat!
baltimore_667083: FREEEEE BIRRRRRRD
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEEEEEEEE
Vetack_vs_The_World: LOL
Anubis169: can you build a turret?
Boon_33: to the great skybox below!
LadyLockwood92: Freedom~!
Vetack_vs_The_World: Didnt even make the map connect to the wall lol
thebuzzstreams: That's numberwang!
rentar42: "do you want to build a turret?" *sing*
Marvoleath: Menu was under "X" according to options
DigitalSeahorse:
Boon_33: What did you expect?
cardbross: you're supposed to *connect* the polygons?
sheer_falacy: good job killing the devil (somehow)
matthaus_c: wait there are ACHIEVEMENTS?
accountmadeforants: Oh, I want to see the wobblies on the parachute as we reach higher and higher speed
JadedCynic: more like "unmade with Unity"...
Strebenherz: does this warrant a steam return? or only if it's unplayable?
LadyLockwood92: Bulid Weapon
SomebodyNowhere: what is inventory management
sheer_falacy: they're not going to return this, they entertained us with it
vinewood_og: "swat friends"
sheer_falacy: they don't generally return W+P games
Marvoleath: @Strebenherz G only returns if game does not launch or breaks the computer etc
JadedCynic: @Strebenherz it's paid for itself in content creation
TheBorzoi: I'm sure your turret or flamethrower can deal with them
accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz They typically don't return them, because they're still solid content
Strebenherz: fair points all
PhyrexiasPhinest: PUG got a sweet update
Boon_33: I wonder if they implemented the achievements on the menu.
Strebenherz: and yeah it's comedy gold
EvilBadman:
(just got here) oh, is that one of those best Marvel Rivals crosshairs?
JadedCynic: they're usually MORE valuable if they DON'T work
matthaus_c: less than This Many
ProcyonFlynn: The "it's not false-advertising if you know what you're buying" logic
AtomicAlchemical: it's a business expense
vinewood_og: unlaunchable = return, unplayable = comedy
TheBorzoi: I remember one game you refunded which cost ~$60 but had like <$1 worth of content in
Wolfstrike_NL: Loved last years clip of James playing arena and steam ppping up for a refund
JadedCynic: ads!
Juliamon: They've spent more on bad coffee
Foxmar320: Id return Scorpian island
hat_thebutcher: did you return hunt down the freeman? that thing was like 30 bucks
Strebenherz: oh right this one wasn't the $22
matthaus_c: that is the most fucked up Eotech I've EVER SEEN
PhyrexiasPhinest: the whole time
JadedCynic:
sigh
Izandai: It doesn't get old.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Anubis169: hahahahahaha
SpacePotato01: SWAT Garden Bullet Sprinkler
SomebodyNowhere: perfect
Strebenherz: AMAZING
JadedCynic: this is GLORIOUS
vinewood_og: spray and pray
sheer_falacy: I love that they're smart enough to shoot only when their rotation is vaguely in your direction
ontario_watson: what…. is even happening here
PhyrexiasPhinest: swat men in the white
Izandai: They're like kinetic sculptures.
matthaus_c: we need Sir Attenborough here
PhyrexiasPhinest: wild
SymphonySolstice: the natural habitat of the Rotating Swat
Strebenherz: whelp boys we've found a new stalker anomaly
JadedCynic:
it's better than if they were modelled CORRECTLY
EvilBadman: Are sure these aren't sprinklers shooting essential water bullats
Anubis169: Storm's coming Dorothy!
Izandai: I'm reminded of Strandbeests.
RubikDarkwill: I hope we get a montage of these guys in the highlighta
CaptainCoriale: just exquisite
Firewhiskers: "My torso does love to explore so!"
cardbross: is this just the sight overlay from Deer Hunter?
sheer_falacy: it just does like 5 damage
Electrodyne: Boolat sprinkler
L0rdX33n: these princes of new south wherever the heck we are
Boon_33: I would like to complain about the quality of this 2$ copper.
evilspoons983: I like how the game ai is aware when the gun is pointing *at* you on the idiot spinning
Strebenherz: WHAT IS THIS RECOIL
BlueChloroplast: Like a giraffe with a gun for a head...
TehAmelie: it's glorious, but i do believe we're going to give in
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinewood_og More unlaunchable/unplayable=return; bad/silly= content made from it=not return
Shadowsoflife: War, war never OH WHAT IS THAT
SquareDotCube: "Sir, engaging enemy using Don Quixote tactics"
matthaus_c:
that's the bullet casing going NYOOM
JadedCynic:
YAS G* YAS
Spacepup: The bullet graphic goes to where the recoil takes you
Greyah: The damage on the sniper rifle is just worse than a pistol, it's fine.
Vetack_vs_The_World: Here on Planet Earth
rentar42: Thanks, G, I really needed that Attenborough.
Angreed66: now this game is never getting refunded you got way too many clips for it
sporksmith: garbage-tier towers in an inverse tower-defense game
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if they gave those guys the turret animation
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Vetack_vs_The_World: Look at that hand lol
L0rdX33n: ow!
MacabreAurora: put the money in the bag!
rentar42: "AI can't do hands!" "Hold my bear!"
BusTed: that is some ADS
TheWriterAleph: Aim Down Shites
Artificer0: peak performance
JadedCynic:
what IS that grip?!?
L0rdX33n: knuckle gun
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TehAmelie: this grip protects my nose from the recoil you see
Boon_33: this is what peak performance looks like.
A_Dub888: sure is a grip
v_squid: Spinny guys belong in a Kojima game.
matthaus_c: that's going to be a WW3 soldier body mod
accountmadeforants: @SquareDotCube "No! I said tilting AT windmills! Not AS windmills!"
TheBorzoi: That pistol sound is the same sound used in other games when you back out of a menu
EvilBadman: the desert eeeekgle
Fruan: The Wonkler Stance
JadedCynic:
Boon_33: hahahah
Izandai:
SymphonySolstice: so true
AtomicAlchemical:
I just realized that the iron sights has a WORSE draw distance than the normal camera 
Boon_33: #bring back the human errors.
L0rdX33n: cause brass knuckles are for babies, try knuckle gun
JadedCynic: flats
cardbross: bold to assume there was no AI involved in creating this
Gekyouryuu: Artists can fuck up hands in truly unique ways that AI can never accurately replicate
sheer_falacy: the real professionals arrange things so they don't have to draw hands at all (Liefeld)
Dog_of_Myth: Artisanal human errors
7gorobei: we have replaced your finger with a gun
sporkraptor: they're sliboots
offbeatwitch: combat slippers
accountmadeforants: Artisanal Fucked-up Hands
matthaus_c: this is what 4Kids was getting at with the goons pointing at Kaiba in Yugioh
coolbond: insert doom music?
Juliamon: loafers?
sporkraptor: sloots
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those wouldn't stay on
Sliibee: Do you think you could get one of these soldiers pushed off into the sub ocean with you?
Oddities_Collector: slip ons
JadedCynic: tactislippers
TheWriterAleph: Tactical Mom-Jeans
LadyLockwood92: You look like a suburban mom.
DoubleNterprises: WHAT'RE THOSE?!?!
SquareDotCube: battle ballet flats
Marvoleath: the left shoulder harness is greatly fitting too
SymphonySolstice: shootin out with my mary janes
sporkraptor: all your guns have to be Safety Orange
QuixoticScrivener: sensible heels
EvilBadman: the "Lois Griffin" tactical outfit
JadedCynic: are the guns all made by Ryobi?
matthaus_c: what the hell is NVECTOR
Angreed66: honestly flats are better than a lot of other footwear people put female characters in.
rentar42: let's check /r/devilshoulddielore
Juliamon: matthaus_c the asset maker
Dog_of_Myth: Who needs plot
DoubleNterprises: Or what the WIN CON is
JadedCynic: this is why you NEED a writer
JadedCynic: CONTEXT
Alness49: It's the Paramilitary Karen Look.
matthaus_c: @Juliamon that. makes so much sense actually
cardbross: definitely feels like a half-baked project from a game dev bootcamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is one great rag doll
Simriel: New advancements in Spine technology
Boon_33: cool.
TheMerricat: "ABOUT THE GAME 3 IN 1 GAME (you can fight three type of enemies "zombie , robots , soldiers") THIRD PERSON SHOOTER GAME (single player) ARENA WITH UNLIMITED ENEMIES ACTION AND ADVENTURE GAME Weapons build system"
SomebodyNowhere: huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cardbross That they left on day 4
Simonark: The guns are Fanta branded, it’s the orange soda battle royale. The Thirst Games
Boon_33: uh, must aquire acheivment?
singinnonsense: that sound like a bad translation
Anubis169: what's in About Us?
Firewhiskers: Tell me "About Us"
sheer_falacy: what's in keys
Izandai:
Izandai: OH MY GOD
Sliibee: JESUS LOVOR COMPONY
matthaus_c: GAME DEVELOPER OF JESUS
baltimore_667083: COMPONY
Artificer0: compony
A_Dub888:
TehAmelie: it sounds like a bot wrote it, but the worst part is they claim it's three games in one because it has three enemies
vinewood_og: jesus lover compony.... stop the presses
Izandai: oh my gooooooooooooooood
SnowBuddy18: Mounths
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A_Dub888: how optimistic
ValTheDrake: you named it WHAT?!
topbanana_splat: …
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh noooooooooooooooo
korvys: God speed, Rabie
TheMerricat: "Last Update: Dec 27, 2021 (38 months ago)"
CaptainSpam: Many futures? Crap, they're fracturing the timeline!
Simriel: That was some Good Garbage
Boon_33: no cheevo system?"well now you gotta retrun it"
DigitalSeahorse: no puctuation
vinewood_og: "Stand against the Devil!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Hehe
Izandai: OH WHAT A SEGUQ
wench_tacular: oh no
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: faaaaaaaaaaantastic
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, he's sealed his own fate
Izandai: *segue
Foxmar320: oh no
ontario_watson: oh no
Spacecarl: uh oh
ghyllnox: MOUNTHS
JadedCynic: it all comes back to christianity; from the alpha to the omega
baltimore_667083: battle of angels 2?
jessieimproved: this is probably a christian minority group in some country to be fair
rentar42: war-farewell
wench_tacular: and Canadians would know
ontario_watson: that’s so much worse
Shadowsoflife: OH YES
MalFnord: oh dear
accountmadeforants: You have to go to The Hague to sit in the time-out corner
matthaus_c: are you sure your fat pipes are not mining bitcoin rn
MacabreAurora: omg jesus in the matrix!
Sliibee: The last time I heard that, it was about Zoo Races
cardbross: that's a little redundant
TheWriterAleph:
i'm SORRY??
cylindricpanda_: OH NO
Cptasparagus: Keanu?
Boon_33: well Jesus is a cool guy I hear.
Dog_of_Myth: Good start
Izandai: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT GRAHAM
Strebenherz: WHELP
DoubleNterprises: Good start
MacabreAurora: i know this one!
baltimore_667083: content aware jesus
littleunknownn: oh dear
topbanana_splat: holy
vinewood_og: Dark City?
Pteraspidomorphi: There's the default skybox again
korvys: Jesus in the matrix multiplication
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am concerned
Izandai: YES YES YES
taeasakura:
Izandai: YES YES YES YES YES
baltimore_667083: this is giving off waste x vibes right away
jessieimproved: you can say oh god at jesus, that's the way the trinity works
Izandai: OH WE ARE SO IN
niccus: just a little bit jesusy
Boon_33: Zander Cage, Jesus... person.
LeeshaJoy: imagine if you took fall damage and just immediately died upon starting the game
zigboy22: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
TehAmelie: looks shockingly like that fantastic angle demon battle game
Tiber727: The Holy Ghost in the Bash Script.
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this is going to be a good time
TheWriterAleph: the soul of W+P RETURRRRNS
JadedCynic: "thou shalt not worship graven images"
TehAmelie: *angel
Cptasparagus: I think Ben's high voice filter is stuck on
wench_tacular: leave our rear out of this
Firewhiskers: Are there subs, she said, expecting the answer "no.""
cylindricpanda_: caddicarus covered this like 400 years ago
Zandivya: Is this like lemmings?
DoubleNterprises: Ahh, this is the stuff
Orestes290: um...
JollyGee29: Is.. is this Prayer Warriors 2?
Simriel: We are eating good Nonsense tonight
Reecer6: He (God)
matthaus_c: I fucking LOVE Unhinged Christians
topbanana_splat: uh
LadyLockwood92: This is gonna sound weird...but I feel like I've seen this...
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, Bible is happening
A_Dub888: the Lord will satisfy me?
Blip2004: this person was on so much meth
ButterBall000: I think I'm too sober for this one
JadedCynic: is this MtG: Christianity?
Marvoleath: Oh, it's bible text, I thought it was tutorial xD
RealGamerCow: Isaiah 58:11
johnnylongtorso: that's Redemption
Foxmar320: Second time today ive gotten prayer warriors flash backs
slamaham: oh, ima watch this shit…
Orestes290: are christians ok?
baltimore_667083: the funniest part is that doesn't sound like an ai voice it sounds like someone reading scripture at mass
accountmadeforants: Ah, it's Crackdown
TheMerricat: "The game highlights the essence of redemption, the importance of crucifixion, resurrection, and ascension. It shows who we were before and who we are after redemption and also that God exalted the name of Jesus above every name. During the game, you can become a little evangelist in your area if you are already a Christian. As a non-believer, you will discover things that have been hidden before you."
accountmadeforants: Christdown
TehAmelie: the face of someone who missed the Rapture huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orestes290 Not these ones
niccus: every time a religious game comes up i'm worried it's going to be genius vs antichrist and brace for volume
Izandai: UM
TheWriterAleph: Jesus, man.
Anubis169: The lord may save your soul, but nothing can save your lost time here
vinewood_og: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RainyMint: UH
BusTed: hm
A_Dub888: why is the Holy Spirit cumming on me?
betweenmyself: maybe the Jesus of this game is in the matrix, in the sense that he is suspended in a solution of some sort
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie But is trying to convince everyone else that it's ok
Boon_33: and then they never stopped the voiceover. ever.
Dog_of_Myth: Is Jesus a DJ at a rave in this game?
adept_nekomancer: Oh, we should definitely go to the damnation parlor
ontario_watson: one of the major lessons of Watch+Play for me has been just home many unhinged Christian developers there are.
Strebenherz: oooh way to damnation
LadyLockwood92: I wish *my* estrogen gave me eternal life...all it gives me is boobs.
Izandai: Wait why is it saying to take the pill that isn't eternal life?
Marvoleath: *If eternal life lasts for more than 4 eons please contact your doctor
JadedCynic: wait, wasn't CCGs the tool of The Great Evil Wizard in Prayer Warriors?
Angreed66: wait there was a url on the signs are these actually the same people that made prayer warriors
Alness49: Is it too soon to make the appropriation joke again?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is they watched the Matrix and they got the wrong message
Blip2004: this reminds me of the time I went to replace a computer and this guy had his entire office plastered in "bible" quotes and then started watching a video on how AI is the devil on his phone
Marvoleath: Jesus is always the answer, i was told
Izandai: uh
TheWriterAleph: pop quiz hotshot
Boon_33: 3rd person ACTION multiple choice quiz? with death?
AtomicAlchemical: I... I guess Jesus says take estrogen???
rentar42: if you die in the matrix you die in the matrix
JadedCynic: @Boon_33 'roguelike'
TheAinMAP: Oh how I wish this was the wildest interpretation of the red pill/blue pill I've seen.
matthaus_c: this is also how I remember Snow Crash
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig no, they just watched the trailer for the movie
vinewood_og: Found him!
matthaus_c: BIG JESUS
LeeshaJoy: @Thefluffiestguineapig Given that the message of the Matrix is a trans allegory, I'm not surprised.
twistedsylvan: misunderstanding both the Matrix and the Bible, I think
TheWriterAleph: you found the lord
anyavamps: Okay I got up to do the dishes, what in helheim did i walk back into
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Actually that's a much better guess
UWDJohn: Still better than the Matrix sequels
TehAmelie: Evangelion intensifies
matthaus_c: we Evangelion now BABY
Izandai: Well that's graphic.
wench_tacular: ummmm
cardbross: that gives a whole new meaning to transubstantiation
Firewhiskers: Someone alert the Wachowskis, their symbolism wasn't explicit enough
TheMerricat: You just walked away from the narrator! RUDE!
Strebenherz: uhhhhhh
JadedCynic:
yeah, why would you think that you're special and unique?
topbanana_splat: I think this person understands it in their own special way
Anubis169: yet another image of him with nails through his hands -_-
SpacePotato01: How the hell did they defeat him in the first place? He's giant.
jessieimproved: ah yes there's white jesus
vinewood_og: TNG ass NPCs
Mind2Waste: is this evangelion?
LadyLockwood92: Look, the red pill in The Matrix is estrogen. It's a trans allegory.
DigitalSeahorse: they're all expendable
matthaus_c: wir sind die roboter
DigitalSeahorse: all red shirts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does the crucified Jesus have a black bag on his head?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ò_ó
gnyrinn: Jesus's nails provided by the people who did the rivets on the Eiffel Tower.
sheer_falacy: the holy spirit comes on you?
TheMerricat: Witness
zigboy22: witness
wench_tacular: B
Boon_33: lol, yeah, it's Mega-man they must be referencing here.
adept_nekomancer: Does it just randomly assault you with pop-quizzes?
cardbross: was that Bastila Shan?
Firewhiskers: That has to be some AI crap
Razdak: A thing they failed to mention in the bible is that jesus was actually 50 feet tall, and they killed him not because they feared his message but because they thought he might stomp them
Anubis169:
rabbitgta: Are jesus allegories hard to understand?
LeeshaJoy: stand against the devil
DaxStrife: I'm not religious but this seems pretty blasphemous.
matthaus_c: this is just like Fortnite
singinnonsense: bible thump
johnnylongtorso: DJesus
TheMerricat: "This story now begins with an unexpected event, with the death of the hero (Jesus), who will soon be resurrected. This will make him authentic, presenting something that no one has been able to do before. At the time of death, such overwhelming events took place that we have frozen the Matrix in this first scene to take a closer look at the details. So now is the time to show the essence of our Christianity: the ability to reveal God's message to the world. "
JadedCynic: I love that the voice is reading off different passages that are unrelated to the quiz questions; get a little distraction going...
taeasakura:
topbanana_splat: this feels like a dream Kanye West had
vinewood_og: Beat me to it G
Mangledpixel: this is
Foxmar320: prayer warriors 2 is a lot to take in
Mangledpixel: it very much is
Firewhiskers: Is this the new Sunday Funday?
7gorobei: jericho let's hear that horn section
accountmadeforants: I wonder how Jesus Lovor Compony feels about this game
Wolfstrike_NL: I'm ok to not hear from jeruzalem for a while (in the news)
Orestes290: Cool club
NewtyNewts: Dam! Dam!
adept_nekomancer: Hell speedrun (any%)
Boon_33: eternal life: LEFT
0x6772: Looks like a pretty cool club!
TheWriterAleph: is it paved with good intentions? that's how ya know.
Samurai_bill: What's up, Damn-Nation???
ontario_watson: who knew it was so clearly marked
wench_tacular: I hear the road is paved
thebuzzstreams: Unexpected Jesus Christ Superstar, but totally here for it
baltimore_667083: wait i thought it was a highway
Zandivya: This game could do with a parachute
Foxmar320:
Izandai:
baltimore_667083: WHAT
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is painful to watch in a lot of ways
Anubis169: oh boy
NewtyNewts: Oh, JESUS!
LadyLockwood92: Are we on some kind of Highway to Hell?
Saintnex: HAH
Izandai: I don't know what I expected.
johnnylongtorso: J E S U S
Orestes290: Couldn't of seen it coming
Firewhiskers: If God is omnipotent then he likes Hell as it is
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: JESUS
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DeM0nFiRe: What
Izandai: WOW
rentar42: hey guys ... what if jesus, but also a weird corporate trainig video intro
matthaus_c: why is there a Jesus ad AT THE DOORS OF DAMNATION
cheetoJack: is that her name?
Tynermeister: oh hi there highlight reel
anyavamps: This is a treasure.
Amentur: Alrighty
JadedCynic: they didn't even PAY for the tools
accountmadeforants: Jesus! As seen on TV!!
Saintnex:
Boon_33: faith visualizer user.
kusinohki: shouldn't this path be paved with good intentions??
Pteraspidomorphi: These in-game ads are out of control
ForOhForError: who's that pokemon?
Saintnex: uhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh cis white lady!
LeeshaJoy: Prayer Warrior 2: Divine Boogaloo
Reecer6: you got damned! hope it was fun
AugmentingPath: Damnation not that eternal, apparently
sheer_falacy: yes
JadedCynic: and had to have ads in their clips
vinewood_og: Last Jesus next exit. Next salvation 200 miles.
Boon_33: note: eternal life is a LEFT.
rentar42: @LeeshaJoy 2 Prayer 2 Warrior
betweenmyself:
appropriate in-game accreditation of outside resources 
rabbitgta: Reminder kiddos, Jesus died for your sins, so if you aren't sinning, Jesus died for nothing.
zigboy22: wow eternal damnation is not what they chalked it up to be
RainyMint: Is this art?
matthaus_c: play Bad Apple on these billboards
baltimore_667083: -insert slayer song here-
NewtyNewts: Are we on the second or the third circle yet?
DigitalSeahorse: and the twins
JadedCynic: looks suitably hellish
vinewood_og:
@rentar42 
matthaus_c: the blood river is how you know Heaven isn't pregnant
Astra7525: man, faith-based games are such a wellspring for W&P content
Firewhiskers: Is this a David Lynch film now
Boon_33: lotta ladies on the path.
Foxmar320: Everyone on the river of blood is the same lady
MrQwasu: music is groovy
TheWriterAleph: blüd
Firewhiskers: Wait is this NIN?
johnnylongtorso: 🤘
KeytarCat: I'm always confused by the red pill/blue pill thing because my estrogen is blue
DoubleNterprises: Legally distinct Blinding Lights
Bruceski: This is making Hell seem cool as heck
twistedsylvan: Looks like David Lynch, sounds like Scary Bitches
zigboy22: goku
LadyLockwood92: If this is Bloodrayne where's the hot vampire lady?
Izandai: I watched a video essay on Youtube recently about why there's no good christian video games.
JadedCynic: MY New City!
TheMerricat: So according to the game's page, the goal of the game is to find all of the cards, answer the trivia questions and when you do, God's message appears to everyone in the city and saves them.
TheAwkes:
I hear Faith Visualized is switching to a subscription model to exploit their locked in customer base.
matthaus_c: RL (Real Life)
Blinkey17: I feel like there's some hidden message in this game I'm not getting.
Sarah_Serinde: in the RL (real life)
NewtyNewts: Activate playing cards in rl?
sheer_falacy: so are call centers an important part of Jesus?
rabbitgta: That is one way to moisturize
JadedCynic: THERE'S THE HOOK!
twistedsylvan: THERE IT IS
EvilBadman: Jesus needs to tighten up the graphics on City (Level 2)
JadedCynic: $$$$$$$
Boon_33: My united states of: (Christian magic)
Anubis169: Hi, believe, now give money
lightfut: Nft game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is their short dresses and tall boots the issue or the fact they are women?
Omthebox:
Free scam 
johnnylongtorso: eternal damnation is made possible by our supporters on Patreon
EvilBadman:
Free? Ok, request a refund on this one.
ontario_watson: it’s the entry TO the scam, then
ForOhForError: zero chance
matthaus_c: I feel like my chest is having an aneurysm
Firewhiskers: Jesus was the collision box that held you
betweenmyself:
that IS the only Good News to be found in this game 
AugmentingPath: shoulda been better at bible madlibs
KeytarCat: That's not even an invisible wall
rentar42: "game" is a strong word for this experience
Boon_33: you walk on water anyway.
JadedCynic:
I'm happy that this money-making scam had SO MUCH time and effort put behind it
Anubis169: hey can they go to the new city through the barrier?
kdefinition: This feels like the product of some Christian Nationalist think-tank, throwing, like, $40k towards a couple people for "engaging the youth in modern mediums."
NewtyNewts: There was only one invisible wall
matthaus_c: Jesus saves (from the subocean)
sheer_falacy: you know what this game could use? A tall jump and a fast travel parachute!
margieargie: God has placed an angel to block the way into Eden (the sub-ocean)
kusinohki: "Our ladies of perpetual explosions" is a heck of a convent...
TheWriterAleph: why can't people passionate about jesus ALSO manage to be passionate about making good video games =/
TheMerricat:
BTW: Faith Visualizer is made by the same people - https://eternallife.academy/index.php/faith-visualizer - surprising, I know. "The Music Visualizer v.1.0 is an application to create dynamic video footage, and stunning video clips with real-time music visualization possibilities. Also suitable for live broadcasts (using an external program such as Xsplit)."
Marvoleath: Jesus used god mdoe
AugmentingPath: @margieargie with a gun and torso turning every which way
Mangledpixel: that is when my frustrums were culled
Marvoleath: mode/
rentar42: so if noclip is a thing, what does god mode do in this?
Boon_33: everyone else wore red to this.
lightfut: Brothers of the order of infinite ammo glitch
TehAmelie: lern2 open console, n00b child
matthaus_c: that fence is MASSIVE
iris_of_ether: We're all doing great work today, good job
topbanana_splat: this feels like a dream
johnnylongtorso: @TheWriterAleph you cannot served two masters
sheer_falacy: definitely one of the games of all time
TheWriterAleph: @rentar42 believe it or not, straight to hell
baltimore_667083: this is simultaneously better and worse than battle of angels
Anubis169: Stand against the... travel time?
cardbross: there is evidence of so much *effort* to shockingly little result
TheWriterAleph:
@johnnylongtorso
twistedsylvan: @TheWriterAleph I'd hazard a guess that they actually try to write something interesting, so it isn't so JESUS on its face
JadedCynic: @TheWriterAleph there's only so many hours in the day - study of game design would take away from time for worship
KeytarCat: This is like that chemistry education game
Vetack_vs_The_World: Second Life: Second Resurrection
adept_nekomancer: It's the more action-oriented affiliate of "Our Lady of Perpetual Volitility"
TwitchingPokki: So this is just some christian high school students' computer project right?
Strebenherz: @TheWriterAleph yeaaah
vinewood_og: Whatever this is, there sure is A LOT of it
NewtyNewts: Well, the banner videos must have been much of the 'game' volume
matthaus_c: this is just like Netrunner fr fr
Marvoleath: !store
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ButterBall000: I have doubts of there being a game in those cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 I would argue mostly worse because there's less gameplay to laugh at
sheer_falacy: is this game about to transition into Only Up?
accountmadeforants: "And on the third day, Jesus no-clipped again"
Firewhiskers: More trivia
johnnylongtorso: thanks to our friends at Card Kingdom
Alness49: I have a feeling we're not going to see these on Crack a Pack
LurkerSpine: congrats udwstorm on the century
TwitchingPokki: oh nvm I guess
3and4fifths:
You don't want to play them on afk?
ForOhForError: Original Card Game Triple Trinity
NewtyNewts: Ooh, are we playing Getting Over It now?
betweenmyself: ya try to buy the cards, but they’ve all been snatched up by the beck beards raiding their local Targets
ThorSokar: I bet that website starts running a javascript bitcoin miner the second you load it
Boon_33: when will Ben cover this cardgame?
Firewhiskers: @ForOhForError Damn good one
TheMerricat: They also list an MMORPG on the same page... be interesting to see if there were any actual players on it but I'd be afraid.
JadedCynic: wait...are we climbing what's left of the tower of babel?
matthaus_c: probably Israel
EvilBadman: watch the profamity
AugmentingPath: warning incoming game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Israel I think
arcaneIllumination: blood and flesh probably.
anyavamps: So..I never went to Sunday school, but is this what its like?
johnnylongtorso: Jane, your Eternal Life operator
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic The implication of on the store page is that the Matrix is effectively the tower.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because I think that quote was from Old Testament
Artificer0: c
Mangledpixel: this does have the feel of Lost Angles
vinewood_og: I need people to understand I understood that reference.
Angreed66: the starting explainer billboards do have their site url
Shadowsoflife taps chest twice
twistedsylvan: @anyavamps somehow its less interesting, sometimes
sheer_falacy: can't believe you don't have these bible verses memorized, what kind of a christian stream is this
NewtyNewts: So this is... play game to reveal the card art? Wow.
Akaiatana: Big purple column: merry grimace
DoubleNterprises: A Reboot game coming out now would be fun.
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I'm angry at actually finding these peoples' perspective
L0rdX33n: @anyavamps As I recall Sunday school was mostly learning how to flirt with the cute redhead
matthaus_c: but with none of the pesky trans subtext
phoenixletmeuseadashd: also a transition allegory which makes these games really funny
adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, the "jems".
AugmentingPath: this is the darkness (souls) of bible quotes
Izandai: @TheWriterAleph I watched a video essay about that just recently. To summarize, there's two major reasons there's no good christian video games. 1) We need to limit the definition of "christian" here to Evangelical American Protestants. 2) Evangelical American Protestantism has its roots in a set of beliefs, such as that leisure is bad and all a person's activities should be done for the glory of God, that more or less require that they only make bad media.
twistedsylvan: like this feels like it could be a really cynical parody of the mega-jesus scam games
Metric_Furlong: "jems"
BrowneePointz: Big day for Roguelike Gamers, Housemarque announced a spiritual successor to Returnal starring Rahul Kohli
lightfut: Wasn't there a song in Alan Wake about that
Robot_Bones: I'll show you the herald of Darkness
vinewood_og: Run the Gewels
thatguy575: Show me the champion of light...
Boon_33: uh, oh/
sheer_falacy: you're getting redpilled
Firewhiskers: Me there?
johnnylongtorso: it's a DayQuil
QuixoticScrivener: you think Christianity is cool enough to have secrets of darkness?
DoubleNterprises: Then again, they might make it into an IP crossover slosh where you play old games, but as Bob, Enzo or Dot. (Done well, that could be cool, though...)
Boon_33: a stern woman?
anyavamps: I work in a pharmacy. Our most common red pill is a stool softner.
NewtyNewts: You there!
thatguy575: All the particals!
Thefluffiestguineapig: So is it giving you more and more of a stomach ulcer every time?
Darleysam: oh I loved this level in Alan Wake 2
vinewood_og: And on the 7th day, God uninstalled
matthaus_c: stroke out for jesus
lightfut: Oontz oontz oontz
Anubis169: Salvation is Ibuprofen, Damnation is... Viagra?
Firewhiskers: Do not consume the Water of Life if pregnant
Boon_33: pulsing woman.
SpacePotato01: I heard robosynth
BrowneePointz: Oontz Oontz for Jesus
LadyLockwood92: Look, I'll do whatever Famke Jansen wants me to do.
Chesul: I heard Hid in the RoboSin.
MacabreAurora: there is a big demon in the hell pit
mox_cubit_zirconium: catJAM
sheer_falacy: Spiritual Dead is a magic card, right?
Saintnex: Why was she pulsating lol
Cptasparagus: din din!
SpacePotato01: hobosynth?
NewtyNewts: And we will "have dinner" together
betweenmyself: You want to hit this Robutussin?
DaxStrife: Funny how the people obsessed with being "red-pilled" are anti-woke, when that's literally what taking the red pill does.
ForOhForError: @Anubis169 tbh the first part scans as a person who gets migraines
matthaus_c: "I will come in and we will have dinner together" slightly out of order there bud
JadedCynic: in comic sans, naturallly
lirazel64: Oi.
SnowBuddy18: Is hitting the robe of sin more like hitting the gym or the bong?
Bruceski: "I am knocking at your door. The invite said 6. It is 6:30. Why are you not ready yet?"
TheMerricat: These are the cards you've unlocked I think.
johnnylongtorso: yo, new city just dropped
littleunknownn: I didn't realize we were the spiritual dead
Trixalicious: Does a faith generator make faith, or run on faith?
thatguy575: Faith generated by fission
KeytarCat: My teeth are already way too sharp
SpacePotato01: Pteronodon 1:14
Boon_33: Generate you own faith! (not responsible for heresy)
accountmadeforants: While you were studying the blade, I was studying God who was studying the blade
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you can inflict it on others
lightfut: No fall damage!
sheer_falacy: if your identical friends all jumped off a cliff, would you?
AugmentingPath: nailed it
Blinkey17: like the dogs that when they bark they shoot swords at you
SymphonySolstice: toes????
NewtyNewts: Right through his footnail
DoubleNterprises: The HOLY GHOST
EvilBadman: you found the subjesus
Firewhiskers: Quentin Tarantino made those Jesus feet
iris_of_ether: Big Butter Jesus or bust
NotCainNorAbel: jesus clips
matthaus_c: they really said fuck you Rio de Janeiro
margieargie: Docetism was correct!
rentar42: for just a moment you were in jesus and jesus was in you
Angreed66: And this is how we prove Jesus isn't real
Mangledpixel: He has made my mouth like a sharp sword, by accentally extruding one of its vertices
adept_nekomancer: Dude, if you have no collider, you could just no-clip your way off of that cross.
singinnonsense: Jesus doesn't do collision
thatguysteve2709: You can now say you've been inside jesus
Mnemonicman: Hitboxes are expensive. Must tithe more
NewtyNewts: Church of glass
0x6772: I mean, the Romans found Jesus' hitbox…
BlindProphet32: Well the last time he gave him a hitbox, he got nailed to the cross
halftrip: What are all the women wearing red 60s Star Trek uniforms?
TheMerricat: So Faith Generator on their page is just a fancy name for those acid drop visualizers. They've got like twenty listed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And here we see all of the stock images
Boon_33: would you give your son a hitbox if you had a choice?
Reecer6: jesus just noclipped off the cross when he was crucified, the nails just passed right through hm
johnnylongtorso: Fifth Church of Marika
Akaiatana: Oh, a church made by the Carian Royal Family
Anubis169: I've heard her voice in a ton of Trance mixes... is that just a generic TTS voice?
ForOhForError: turned on noclip to get out of the cave hasn't toggeled it back off
kusinohki: maybe you can only hit jesus if you have the spear of logitudus (I can never spell that right)
JadedCynic: I'm still sad that American german immigrants had purged their past and heritage when that bad dude did his thing (to avoid guilt by association) and the cultural void was filled with Evangelical 'christianity' and The Properity Gospel...
matthaus_c: the second coming is when Jesus beams into Earth for the Super Bowl halftime show
vinewood_og: "I obstruct" YESSSSS
NewtyNewts: Enter god's presents
nicholasmc1: jesus loves turbosquid core
DoubleNterprises: Oooh, I'm blinded by the liiiiights (Of God)
Firewhiskers: How many cards do I need for Jesus to love me?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I love that these games never quote things like "what you do to the least of these, you do to me" and the camel through the eye thing.
EmmaPartlow: Is this an acid trip.
accountmadeforants: Okay so when does the TIme Cube come in
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TheMerricat: @Anubis169 If I had to guess it'd be one of the voices that comes free with Microsoft Speech.
JadedCynic:
yay, Indoctrination!
lirazel64: I find this sort of thing so colossally offesive...
SymphonySolstice: o7
DeM0nFiRe:
matthaus_c: I do love when christianity goes unhinged
EvilBadman: i am imagining the most yellow phone every to jack out
thatguy575: Oops
BITs19_: this is feeling like a wannabe metaverse
TehAmelie: we lost faith
RebekahWSD: Huh
TheAinMAP:
NewtyNewts: Memory leek!
A_Dub888: oh what a shame
JadedCynic: hey, at least it shuts itself down
SnowBuddy18: He is rizz-en
niccus: will have to come back three days later
Mangledpixel: well, not like that anyway
lirazel64: Agreed.
matthaus_c: counterpoint: Race Me, Hannah
phoenixletmeuseadashd: It is, they're just so, so bad at it
Firewhiskers: JEsus crashed on the cross but restarted on the third day
Alness49: So, the programmer is not infallible, then.
BrowneePointz: Video Games are NOT for Proselytizing
accountmadeforants: They're all completely deranged
ForOhForError: counterpoint: ActRaiser
TehAmelie: they did publish a PDF of the Bible on Steam
rentar42: Surely, someone must have done it better, right?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: You could make Karlach a Jesus allegory in a very different version of BG3
Gekyouryuu: Video games: bad for word of God, good for word of God Mode
betweenmyself:
what about Super Noah’s Ark 3D, for the SNES?
Izandai: Yeah but you can't shove church in people's faces on Steam.
CaptainSpam: Apparently just finding new ways to flash the word "JESUS" is considered to be enough?
Thefluffiestguineapig: talk to humans in person
ButterBall000: I think we've just been blessed that christians trying to make video games aren't creative enough to make a fun game yet.
sheer_falacy: I mean, you could have a feed-em-up where you minister to lepers and prostitutes and so on
Anubis169:
I'd argue the medium of videogames is not suited to the kind of writing these people are predisposed to 
L0rdX33n: but church is boring
DigitalSeahorse: or listen to it on TV or radio
Boon_33: somthing somthing, taking the lords name for your own vanity somthing somthing.
EvilBadman: Ah, an eternal life service game
vinewood_og: they nerfed the savior class in the new patch
thatguy575: But how would we know to stand against the devil?
adept_nekomancer: Christian developers in general seem to be bad at balancing "game with christian content" and "game that is actually enjoyable to play".
twistedsylvan: I think the themes could definitely be done better to make a decent game, but games as gospel, yeah pretty shit
Firewhiskers: Some poor child in a religious household has only experienced videogames through this developer
Marvoleath: are we Gambit?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: video games are not for preaching? what about all those kojima titles /s
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 I'd side with you on this
Angreed66: They love excessive exposition
A_Dub888: turn them into what though?
lirazel64: Sigh..
matthaus_c: you know what's a solid fucking Christian game? Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Shadowsoflife: that was A thing
Foxmar320: Good call
Boon_33:
well as long as you get to destroy stuff. 
TheMerricat: This game is effectively attempting to gamify the Roman Road from what I was seeing.
ontario_watson: … these are the kind of people Jehovah’s Witnesses shake their heads at
Snowcookies: You could probably make a Visual Novel of religious literature, this is definitely not the way to go
twistedsylvan: @matthaus_c CORRECT what a cool series
nicholasmc1: you need to zip it up and send it you 10 of your closest friends or god will be sad
niccus: i guess conversely people are convinced that games are intentionally leading people away from christianity
thatguysteve2709: I need a palate cleanser plz
goombalax: it would be funny if it just infected the root with jesus
Boon_33: let's never leave steam again. it was scary out there.
fiftymcnasty: This game rocks
Mangledpixel: "meanwhile, back in Steam" *burning fires and screaming*
Bruceski: That "you will discover things that have been hidden before you" is what gets to me, so much proselytizing feels like they think that if they can just quote the right passage a cheat code will be unlocked which makes me convert.
rentar42: "Controls -> coming soon" is a good start
ForOhForError: if it wasn't from actual steam I'd have said that's the sort of game to run a virus scan after
L0rdX33n: coop?
johnnylongtorso: new game - coming soon
JadedCynic: CONTROLS - coming soon )_)
JadedCynic:
RainyMint:
KeytarCat: I've seen this before!
Reecer6: yesss this is a good one
Boon_33: left handed mouse user? how novel.
Blip2004: the left handed mouse
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmmmmmmmm
Omthebox: Oh this game
ontario_watson: ….
thatguy575: Civ 7?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh looks like one of those bridge builder games but weird lol
sheer_falacy: you've spent $190 of your $100 budget to make it worse
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sold
Anubis169: hahahahaaha
Foxmar320:
ButButTheJesus: AAAHAHA
RainyMint: HAHAHAHA
ontario_watson: There are many questions
NotCainNorAbel: never done before
L0rdX33n: lol
DigitalSeahorse: wt
matthaus_c: we have NEVER left the Zone, Stalker
DigitalSeahorse: wat
anyavamps: well what else would you strap it to
Thefluffiestguineapig:
betweenmyself: …. aaaaand?
Boon_33: it's a goodstock. (woodstock)
baltimore_667083: this is ryanair-brand stalker then
cheetoJack: I'm sure there's a perfectly good use for this in sebil engineering
niccus: lemmings (proactive edition)
Boon_33: vroom
definenull: Nyoom!
matthaus_c: good enough!
thatguy575: Vrooom
sheer_falacy: perfect
Firewhiskers: It's Lemmings
rentar42: 10/10 no notes
TehAmelie: a bumpy ride
accountmadeforants: Good speedbump design
SpacePotato01: this is lemmings with cars
30teracyte: i've seen tom walker play this
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is so good
twistedsylvan: perfect
evilspoons983: if fixing driveways was like this I would be happy
DigitalSeahorse: I like the birb sounds
Blip2004: vroom vroom
johnnylongtorso: Michigan DOT Simulator
Juliamon: Besieged, but Landscaping
thatguy575: But what does gun fix?
Boon_33: way over budget
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: budget 100 spent 225, sounds like government work all right
Thefluffiestguineapig: neoooooom
ontario_watson: …
Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonySolstice: wheeee
Foxmar320: Flawless
matthaus_c: I've seen worse civil infrastructure
Anubis169: to the MOON!!
Megaparsec256: okay this seems cool actually
TheWriterAleph: wheeeee
DigitalSeahorse: xD
jacqui_lantern234: NYOOOM
L0rdX33n: buffett
vinewood_og: Man DOT has really gone downhill, well UP in this case
TehAmelie: magnificent ramp
anyavamps: YEET
EmmaPartlow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wench_tacular: wheeeee
baltimore_667083: YEET
RainyMint:
This is incredible
ButButTheJesus: oh I love Sushi Buffet
definenull: OK this game might actually slap
DigitalSeahorse:
EmmaPartlow: Aetherdrift looks wild.
Boon_33: Road too good, roof issues.
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEEEEEEEEEEE
lirazel64: Sushi BUFFET!
JadedCynic: 11/10 - exceeds exepectations
kusinohki: so someone tried to make their version of bridge builder??
thatguy575: Jam on the gas!
Marvoleath:
this is some me playing with hot wheels stuff
Boon_33: but the Budget!
ForOhForError: this is why we need traffic calming
Foxmar320: Ok this is sweet
SnowBuddy18: Maybe lower the speed limit
fiftymcnasty: Ive seen this before, it rocks
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Anubis169:
we're still overbudget but who cres
jacqui_lantern234: GODS this game is so fuckin funny XD
anyavamps: Sushi Buffet, much like Jimmy Buffet
Anubis169: cares*
betweenmyself: so this is just Lemmings as cars
DigitalSeahorse:
sheer_falacy: game perfect, no notes, glad to see the return of the cleanser
SymphonySolstice: just polish it up and game Good
littleunknownn: Wait, I kinda want to play this
JadedCynic:
they're still falling out the far side fo the parking garage
Chesul: I really enjoy that you get to see the car view after you win.
Boon_33: I don't see a problem here.
Spacecarl: sometimes we get good games to remind us of the range
TehAmelie: ha, he said a bad word
Snowcookies: fuckup road
Strebenherz: is the top left the name of the game?
jacqui_lantern234: @anyavamps wastin' away again at the sushi bar
L0rdX33n: poblem
accountmadeforants: This is high-speed Poly Bridge and I'm here for it
twistedsylvan: wait look out the window when you get back to the pc
ontario_watson: damn cyber trucks
Juliamon: Strebenherz yes
wench_tacular: wrecked cybertruck
Chesul: ah yes, "Hyper Car"
Gekyouryuu: we're ONLY $100 over budget, so we're doing way better than most municipal governments
sheer_falacy: oh that is a cybertruck (but dumber somehow)
Dog_of_Myth:
JadedCynic: 'hypercar'
rentar42: legally distinct
Izandai: Okay I'm in.
baltimore_667083: biblically accurate cybertruck
BrowneePointz: Also other big News, we finally got footage of the Lies of P dlc and it looks DOPE
matthaus_c: holy shit I did not expect the swearing
Strebenherz: @Juliamon gotcha, thank you whomever set that up
Boon_33: CyberTraktoR
DigitalSeahorse: the cybertruck failed so NOW they're having it fixed
accountmadeforants: Yeah, that looks far too good to be a Cybertruck
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
ontario_watson: flawless
Juliamon: Strebenherz it's in the game
Angreed66: I think you can blame the drivers here
DigitalSeahorse: the road*
Boon_33: works 100% of the time
johnnylongtorso: and then they fall off the end
SpacePotato01: they still go over the edge but it's good enough
Strebenherz: graham how much was this one?
CaptainSpam: I'm digging this in a way.
JadedCynic:
@johnnylongtorso
Marvoleath: I like the pov camera at completion
butt_ghost: I want to give this like a modest budget and see how it comes out
matthaus_c: PEEKZA HUT
SymphonySolstice: PeekzaHut
Izandai: PEEKZA HUT
Pteraspidomorphi: Legally distinct
TheMerricat: $12 USD
rentar42: this is clearly someone who didn't want to just use a template. Someone did actual coding
Izandai: I LOVE IT
jacqui_lantern234: PEEKZA HUT
RainyMint:
Agreed, this is surprisingly charming in a way
matthaus_c: this game rules
Boon_33: do a barrel roll
DigitalSeahorse: Peek Za Hut
Strebenherz: "SIMPLE SOLUTION"
Wolfstrike_NL: Peek-za-hut
jacqui_lantern234: this game is fuckin perfect!!!!!
matthaus_c:
"we don't have money to clean this shit up"
BrowneePointz: I'm at the Tabco Pell, I'm at the Peekza Hut...I'm at the combination Tabco Pell and Peekza Hut
MalFnord: Kinda got a Lemmings feel to it
SK__Ren: Reenact that bond scene
Giraldi657: Y'all are one of my favorite LRR duos
Reecer6: i believe you can use the third tool to walk around
accountmadeforants: Flawless
Mangledpixel: I think it just rotates a bit based on where your mouse pointer is
kusinohki: what does the survey instrument do??
twistedsylvan: did Ironmouse open a pizza joint?
TwitchingPokki: Oh so this is bridge constructor without physics, fun!
lirazel64: A bit of an oopsie daisy
Boon_33: gettin there
vinewood_og: With enough embankment anything is possible
Gekyouryuu: do we get money BACK when we use the hammer?
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me a little of clustertruck with the cars
ontario_watson: driver skill issue
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the store page says there is a surveyor tool that lets you drop into FPS mode.
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are the kinds of games I want more of, this and Meeuuw and that game where the two skeletons in the car with the giant hand were saying "house" grabbing candy, where they had a super specific vision and said "fuck what anyone else wants" and they were cool
Gekyouryuu: we DO! hammering down LOWERS the amount spent
A_Dub888: this isn’t how I imagined the new Burn Out would be buttt….
Strebenherz: this is gold
lirazel64: Physics? What physics?
cmdrud87: like... I don't hate this...
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
DeM0nFiRe:
Boon_33: oofa
Izandai:
bubba0077: this is what happens when you submit incomplete requirements
30teracyte: lmaoooo
definenull:
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFT
DigitalSeahorse: oof
Foxmar320: Oh No
RainyMint: HAHAHAHAHA
BITs19_: LMSO
SymphonySolstice: you can DIE??
Artificer0: lol
jacqui_lantern234:
WHAT THE FUCK
ButButTheJesus: BUH
DigitalSeahorse: F
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Marvoleath:
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehheheheheheheh
TwitchingPokki: "You died"
Boon_33: 1st person RIP'd
adept_nekomancer: amazing
korvys: YOU CAN DIE?
littleunknownn:
accountmadeforants:
ForOhForError: why do i get the feeling the dev of this is a well there's your problem listener
sheer_falacy: this game is ART
Marvoleath: unexpected xD
Akaiatana: cardiac arrest
RainyMint: Amazing
littleunknownn: I turned away and then death
lightfut: LMAO splat
wench_tacular: didn't see that coming
rentar42: ok, now please try the grenade launcher
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so delightful
Strebenherz: someone clip that please
matthaus_c:
I legitimately feel queasy from laughing
evilspoons983: this is incredible
sporkraptor: that is *so* unsafe
korvys: No, you were winning
cmdrud87: yes, literally
Boon_33: can you signal them?
Angreed66: or steer
niccus: in america?
Chesul: wait, it was working!
Omthebox: Oh you did it
korvys: You won
Wolfstrike_NL: 10/10!!!
CaptainSpam: You're done!
lightfut: Peeker hut lol
letsbelgo: 10/10
JadedCynic: you did it, btw
Firewhiskers: Stop stop you already won
letsbelgo: you did it
sheer_falacy: didn't that say 10/10 btw
Greyah: Turns out flipping the cars upside-down made you succeed.
Bionull: Yes actually. They wouldn't make the jump
TheMerricat: You already won.
Thefluffiestguineapig: In my dream world you could have a podrace track mode for this
BITs19_: you succeeded!
Boon_33: if this worked they'll smush him
Pteraspidomorphi: 10 cars crossed upside down
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah several cars slid in on their roof lol
EvilBadman: Alex had them slide through upside down
accountmadeforants: Yeah, you succeeded a little while ago
JadedCynic: you couldn't see the 'exit'
TheBorzoi: They all slid in upside down
Thefluffiestguineapig: You accidentally won!!
BrowneePointz: Okay Real Talk I'd love a Star Wars game where you can build Podracing Tracks and then test them
JadedCynic: lower the road below the fence?
sheer_falacy: might want the cars to go under?
matthaus_c: this writing is golden
LemonOnRye: just tuned in, loving it already
Boon_33: so many Fbombs, but no voice actor.
Decaped: A completely functional game? What?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The writing in this game is genuinely SO GOOD
BITs19_: this is great, one of the best we've had on here in a while
SymphonySolstice: maybe down
A_Dub888: @browneepointz Burnout but pod racing
matthaus_c: 690 nice
Boon_33: that's how dreams are made
Mattmitchell45: I feel like a Crapshot about a Wrench like this would be great
NimrodXIV: I've had nightmares about driving on this road
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sethtriggs: Very, very "fun!"
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sheer_falacy: I like that there's no punishment for going over budget, just have fun
Mattmitchell45: Lots of frantic wrench noises
TehAmelie: it's like Quadrilateral Cowboy if you were a civil engineer instead of hacker
Greyah: The 11 foot 8 can opener should be a level in this.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely more games like this
vinewood_og: Worked in Boston
LemonOnRye: LuL
Dog_of_Myth:
jacqui_lantern234:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you just make something really weird
RainyMint:
ontario_watson: pffft
accountmadeforants: Now we're thinking with vertices
ButButTheJesus: HA
Boon_33: thinking wit.... ooofa
Izandai: Need to even out the starting vertices.
sethtriggs: I remember a janky construction game that edits like this.
sheer_falacy: we're gonna need another surveyor
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JadedCynic:
impressed with the colliders in 'surveyor mode'
sethtriggs: So this is Polybridge but without anny QA
Bionull: Is this our only took or is Alex just really committed?
Bionull: *tool
JadedCynic: not enough vertices
L0rdX33n: This is charming
TheBorzoi: What does the grenade launcher do?
DigitalSeahorse: under both walls?
Jethrain: What does the tool on 1 do?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sheer_falacy We need the machine from Deeprock Galactic
Decaped: I would be proud of any preteen who made this game
twistedsylvan: what is the icon to the left of the wrench and hammer?
Mattmitchell45: road building?
Izandai:
sethtriggs: Well constructed
BlueChloroplast: Go under pipe?
Thefluffiestguineapig: All of these assets were probably either hand modeled or were extensively modified which is also super impressive
Boon_33: you goof, you have to pay for those UI elements!
Snowcookies: is this game playtested lol
Reecer6: @twistedsylvan i believe it resets a point to default height
Izandai: I think you do have to go over the tip.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic That's so cool!!!!!!!!
sethtriggs: I keep imagining squeaky toy noises each time those cars crash
zigboy22: can u use the grenade launcerh?
Anubis169: SnowBuddy18: I'd assume yes because it's way more functional than the previous ones
Thefluffiestguineapig: The more of this game we see the more impressed I get
Firewhiskers: Bennett Foddy's Getting Under It
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we move the road sideways?
DigitalSeahorse: change goal post hmmm
TheAwkes: The Tercel wagon has never looked so good.
Anubis169: you can't stretch the road can you?
Chesul: How far down can you go?
DigitalSeahorse: noop
sethtriggs: The logic of this game confounds me.
Bionull: We're going off!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, can we widen it?
gnyrinn: I feel like I should know the make and model of the car, but I just don't.
JadedCynic: !game good
Reecer6: ahh i was wrong
Izandai: huh
sethtriggs: It looks like a Volvo Wagon almost!
korvys: Can we use that grenade launcher thing?
Izandai:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Anubis169: LOL
sheer_falacy: if they're blocking each other
Boon_33: darn mid-power sedans. they can't make it.
accountmadeforants: Perfect video game
RainyMint: LMAO
vinewood_og: Treat the problem not the symptoms
DigitalSeahorse:
gnyrinn: @sethtriggs Yeah, almost but not quite.
BrowneePointz: A Slenade Gruncher!?
DigitalSeahorse:
Bruceski: The grenade launcher is a grenade launcher?
CaptainSpam: Wow. A well-thought-out puzzle tool.
L0rdX33n: no notes
Gekyouryuu: can you grenade launcher the walls?
maefly2: they even included a solution for death loops, how thoughtful
twistedsylvan: wait can that blast through the walls?
Chesul: can you go under the brick wall too?
RainyMint: 11/10 game
rentar42: the main tools of the sebil engineer: hammer, wrench, grenade launcher
Mangledpixel: sometimes you just gotta grunch some slanades
sheer_falacy: these cars have really bad torque, that was barely angled at all
SymphonySolstice: all the way down?
butt_ghost: minmax that shit
JadedCynic: ah! because the existing cars WILL collide with new ones, and 'divert the flow'
accountmadeforants: I think they should add that tool to Rush Hour.
TheMerricat: So there is a streamer called Real Civil Engineering, who - surprise - is a civil engineer who specializes in doing streams about games that touch on CE. Apparently he liked this game.
BITs19_: can it go under the sewage wall?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has big Besiege logic vibes to me
matthaus_c: this is a rare combination of thoughtful design and shitpost
Boon_33: these cars would not make a 50% grade.
LurkerSpine: does the grenade launcher do anything?
mox_cubit_zirconium: What's the gun for doe
sethtriggs: Solving this with a miniscule budget, amazing
QuixoticScrivener: have we tried grande launchering the wall in fp?
DigitalSeahorse: too bad they can't go right or left
Artificer0: just barely under first barrier and barely over second?
maefly2: i feel like this job would be easier if someone invented steering wheels
sheer_falacy: the gun is for removing "problem" cars
vinewood_og: can you go under the 2 wall also?
Strebenherz: can you use the grenade launcher on the walls?
CaptainSpam: I feel there might be an interface tool we're not aware of at this point.
DigitalSeahorse: or can they go right or left?
sheer_falacy: you decide which cars are problems
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat yeah, I can see him liking this, because it IS fundamentally fascinating
sethtriggs: How much does it cost to upgrade the brains of the drivers from reanimated goat?
sheer_falacy: it seems like if they get stuck they veer off in a random direction
ForOhForError: instead of a sub ocean this game has a suburbia ocean
lightfut: There's also a supposed budget in the top right
JadedCynic: it really just needs a bit of polish
vinewood_og: world war z
ontario_watson: Tonight, on Top Gear
DigitalSeahorse: 3-4
arcaneIllumination: Lower the starting verticies so it's less of an incline change?
BusTed: I like the one bumper car
Boon_33: go 'all the way under' and ski-jump up?
TheAwkes: What about MORE under?
vinewood_og: "oh no, anyway."
Gekyouryuu: I don't suppose you're allowed to grenade the existing structures to clear out space?
baltimore_667083: hammon you tiny man where is the lambo chevy
JadedCynic: yeah, it's like we need ONE more vertex between the fence and the wall...
adept_nekomancer: I think this might be Bottom Gear
korvys: Can you go under both?
jacqui_lantern234:
@Anubis169 excuse you?!
DigitalSeahorse: James May is just looking onward disapprovingly
sheer_falacy: uncivil engineering
Boon_33: and car in 3 2 ....
HadesLeprechaun: can you teeter the cars so drive under the left of the green barricade, then to the right over water pipe, then back left at the end? (if you can adjust the ending vertices
A_Dub888: CLARKSOOOOON
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs See the thing is that goats as a rule brute force their way through things, knowing some large animal practitioners the joke is that they will just stubborn their way through everything from a car, to a barn wall to a whole bale of hay
Decaped: The problem is that the cars don't enough mass to make it up the hill. So what if we link them together...
Anubis169:
jacqui_lantern234: James May
definenull: It'd like that gif of the dog licking underneath the door threshold
DigitalSeahorse: while eating cheese
JadedCynic: too steep...
Boon_33: can't go over.
jacqui_lantern234: @Anubis169 ahh, yes. carry on
baltimore_667083: so THIS is what happens when you taste the fabled exhoost fume
sethtriggs: "What's this wide rectangle under the dash," the drivers all exclaim
JadedCynic:
and there's only ONE vertex from the wall to the exit 
vinewood_og: Boston runs on dunkin!
DigitalSeahorse: will the goal go down there too?
Gekyouryuu: now I'm just remembering some funny videos I saw where people used AI voices of the Top Gear guys to have them doing challenge runs in Dark Souls and the like, like all three each doing one of DS1, 2, or 3, but not allowed to pick up items, and see who can get the farthest
Anubis169: lol your budget
sethtriggs: "Accurate autoworks" is great marketing
sheer_falacy: even it out a bit?
matthaus_c: only 5x over budget
Alness49: The Sub-highway
BusTed: This reminds me of messing with those Hot Wheels track pieces
Foxmar320: Just don't look at the budget and you're fine
DigitalSeahorse: almost
sheer_falacy: so close!
JadedCynic: gotta make things plumb and level...
BusTed: Ramping things going down the stairs
DigitalSeahorse: so close
vinewood_og: road work.... over budget?
Boon_33: gun time?
TheMerricat:
"I am actually a civil engineer, this game is beyond incredible. This game is perfect except for the fact in real life we go over budget wayyyyyy more often! " - from steam reviews.
DigitalSeahorse: aww
sheer_falacy: can you shoot them right after the hit the goal so they don't block the car behind them
HadesLeprechaun: I think you're still not even
sethtriggs: THAT grade is too much for these cars, what are they powered by, a marten on a treadmill?
Strebenherz: HAAAAAH
DigitalSeahorse: start firing at the falling ones
Izandai:
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
SymphonySolstice:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has big Jelle's Marble Racing vibes to me
Foxmar320: hahahahaaa
Aenir798:
Izandai: BEAUTIFUL
Dog_of_Myth:
sheer_falacy: yes you can!
matthaus_c: YES
Artificer0: grenade for the win
JadedCynic: 1 hite the target, then slides back- OF COURSE!
DigitalSeahorse: hshhahahhahaahha
NimrodXIV: perfect solution
LemonOnRye:
vinewood_og: the bell tols for thee booth!!!
Boon_33: so then he BLASTED
CaptainSpam: MAGNIFIQUE
RainyMint: OMG
JadedCynic:
DeM0nFiRe:
ButButTheJesus: YES ALEX YES
Foxmar320: It COUNTS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSSS
Marvoleath: traffic: solved
offbeatwitch:
Strebenherz: PERFECT STREAK
RainyMint: BEAUTIFUL
BusTed:
vinewood_og: GAMER
matthaus_c: modern problems require modern solutions
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niccus: this is how teleporters work
Pteraspidomorphi: Just a little over budget
NotCainNorAbel: engineering!
Dudeosaurus: This game looks amazing
Boon_33: as the designer INTENDED.
TheWooglie:
LemonOnRye: spent $1915 of $400
rentar42: ever so slightly over budget though
Khalahd: Incredible
lightfut: Clip it
adept_nekomancer: They just have to touch it, they don't have to live.
halftrip: That was AMAZING
3PlayerPolitics: waw
Thefluffiestguineapig: I"M SO HAPPY
Unas84: there's no rule in the road construction manual saying you cant blow up the cars XD
TheAwkes: Malicious Compliance™
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: bus!
Bionull: You didn't have to kill 10...
TehAmelie: no more cars, no more troubs
kassbjames: 10 out of 10. No notes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: game play!!
accountmadeforants: Oh my god I'm crying from laughter
ButButTheJesus:
100 I love you two
sethtriggs: WOWWWWWWWW
SkylerRingtail: Many grenades
rentar42: can you just make the busses fall
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we raise the road so busses don't spawn?
JadedCynic: that's a LOT of busses...
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFT
DigitalSeahorse: 10 busses AND 10 cars!
Anubis169:
Foxmar320:
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
Boon_33: hhhhehehheh
JadedCynic: BRILLAINT GRAHAM!
ontario_watson: every time that is funny
slamaham: are you familiar with The Dukes of Hazard?
Metric_Furlong: that never stops being funny
matthaus_c: great timing
SymphonySolstice: never not be funny
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Decaped: This game definitely teaches the importance of road safety
rentar42: oh wait ... the busses need to go in, not the cars!
CaptainSpam: The survey mode deaths are still hilarious.
sheer_falacy: we lose more survey engineers that way
kassbjames: This game is amazing
rabbitgta: They call it the problem solver grenade edition
Saintnex: wait, can we just shoot them in a way to get each in turn>
butt_ghost: 10/10 realism
vinewood_og: This is pretty great
BusTed: The first person view is such a good touch
TheOtherTrevor: grenade the busses, get 10 cars in, then grenade the cars
Boon_33: (he was not Ok)
Marvoleath:
can you just shoot the buses?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we have a CTS of one person controlling and design by committee?
BusTed: I think you have to ramp the bsses over the cards
DigitalSeahorse: what if you shoot the ones getting in the way?
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEESS
lightfut: Yeet!
howiedooin: we are way over our sparse budget
ontario_watson: each of those splats needs to be in the highlight reel
Boon_33:
JadedCynic: it HAS stopped the collisions....
sheer_falacy: I feel like this game has real legs
Marvoleath: ah, you need 10 of each
accountmadeforants: Oh hell, it really is Poly Bridge
Anubis169:
ohh i know how
Boon_33: This game is good/
sheer_falacy: oh hey if you get 10 buses and then 10 cars does it work
Thefluffiestguineapig: @howiedooin We've been overbudget every level and who cares, I'm crying laughing
Decaped: What's the left circle? looks like a ramp
TheBorzoi: Do the busses and cars have to cross or do you just need 10 things in each goal?
AugmentingPath: shoot buses with grenade launcher
vinewood_og: change the bus start side to slow them down?
EvilBadman: New tool?
wench_tacular: shoot busses?
SymphonySolstice: oh it just subtracts 1, not resets it
Oddities_Collector: jump the buses instead of jump the cars?
Chesul: does the ten busses lock in when it completes? can you just do one then the other?
howiedooin: @Thefluffiestguineapig the department leaders are gonna have our heas
howiedooin: heads*
sethtriggs: It seems like so many common sense things would solve this
ArmondoSC: i feel like this can also be solved with the grenade launcher
Trixalicious: Do they have to go to the opposite goal?
Anubis169: Chesul: nope
accountmadeforants: Maybe just shoot one of the busses in between so they can alternate
Boon_33: roll the bussses to make them lower
Rhynerd: A thought has come to mind but I worry I'd be backseating if I pitched it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you blow up one of two buses and then do the tenth of each with leftovers?
JadedCynic: yes, there is an intervening vertex on the bus 'intake' road
7gorobei: is this a case of shoot specific cars and busses at specific times?
Simriel: This is even funnier for me cause my Military Engineer flatmate is standing next to me yelling at the screen about how to do it XD
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Marvoleath: Oh, can you redirect them to the side? I think the bus gate counts cars too
johnnylongtorso: you just jumped over some of my buses!
DigitalSeahorse: shame they can't all just use the same goal
TwitchingPokki: guess you could just catch them now?
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Simriel Oh I would pay to see that
wench_tacular: dukes of hazzard traffic planning
sethtriggs: Every day is a Blues Brothers police chase
HadesLeprechaun: lower red cars end point just a few smidges?
slamaham: YEE HAWW!
BlueChloroplast: @simriel XD
sheer_falacy: oh, could you redirect so buses go out the car side and cars go to the bus side?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: maybe if you turn off the Bus Faucet first?
vinewood_og: Hey honey how was work today? You don't want to know.
howiedooin: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff ty ty!
JadedCynic: the busses have enough mass and inertia
sethtriggs: I'm amazed at how something like this can be optimixed.
DigitalSeahorse: woop
sporkraptor: as long as the buses keep flowing... THE BUS MUST FLOW
TwitchingPokki: hmm, can you lower the bus road at all?
Anubis169: Cities: Skylines 3
accountmadeforants: I wonder if we can redirect the buses to the top and the cars to the right
JusticeJuice: Alternate blowing up one of each?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm cackling
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !bus
TheMerricat:
Chat, does this count as "actual good game"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
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Chesul: I just noticed that the cars trigger the bus endpoint, maybe you can just redirect them each to the others endpoint?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !venga
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DanielJennaGrouse: you could redirect where the buses are headed and send the cars to the bottom one instead, it counts either
TwitchingPokki: ohhhhh lower the goal more! I guess?
sethtriggs: "What's this thing that lets two roads of heavy traffic cross each other...a...baauuurrg?"
noSmokeFire: they need to learn how to zipper merge
rentar42: can I take a second for us all to appreciate the immensely in-depth audio engineering on this?
HadesLeprechaun: I think you could lower the end red point a few bits and the red cars would still pass through
TwitchingPokki: or raise the car entrance so they aren't driving uphill
sethtriggs: Yeah honestly that's pretty amusing
TheOtherTrevor: lower the vertex just in front of the telephone pole on the right
vinewood_og: less incline for higher speed
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like this game demonstrates how much more important creativity is than just having fancy assets
sethtriggs: Do they not have steering wheels either?
Blip2004: this is kinda frustrating to watch
vinewood_og: drop the far right car corner or raise the left
L0rdX33n: Steering is for dorks
DigitalSeahorse: now just shoot the cars that aren't making it?
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
an actual game on W+P. Rare
TwitchingPokki: that vertex needs one more raise
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rentar42 I know!!!! So much of this game has small details that are not noticed and I am noticing more and more and am getting more and more impressed by
Sarah_Serinde:
If you've got a good idea you don't need to make it perfect, just make it
RealGamerCow: this looks like the beginnings of a good game
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's working!!!!!
johnnylongtorso: "it's not perfect" - understatement of the century
sheer_falacy: maybe nuking the occasional bus would help
Izandai: I can see how to fix this but I can't communicate it in text.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: you’d really think that *someone* would look for an alternate route to work
TheMerricat:
"It's not stupid if it works"
BITs19_: is there a wayto stop the buses from bucking the intersection?
JadedCynic:
@Sarah_Serinde exactly
gnyrinn: I think the cars may be Peugeot 305s, but I may be wrong
vinewood_og: drop the start side of the busses to slow them down?
DigitalSeahorse: almost
adept_nekomancer: "Our intersection has a 18% survival rate!"
sethtriggs: @gnyrinn Makes sense
rentar42: can you lower the busses slightly more
BusTed: This is legitimately riveting
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is getting added to Pepsi Man, Muddy Heights, Meeuuw and a couple others in my list of Holy Shit it's great on W+P games
Mangledpixel: I love that the game title in the corner is in the style of the Windows 95 program installation wizards
Mathwyn: Great moment to get here
Strebenherz: @adept_nekomancer 18% sounds... HIGH
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this intersection would sound like a fever dream from Richter Hammockslam
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed RIGHT
sethtriggs: Oh I get it, the cars have shopping cart wheels
JadedCynic: I have to say, this is a GOOD DAMN game - it's rough, but it's VERY thought-provoking
TwitchingPokki: their brain is so wrinkled, so incredibly large!
howiedooin: it's a war of attrition and we're winning
BusTed:
JadedCynic: this game does what EVERY 'christian game' fails to do
Strebenherz: YESSS
Anubis169: YES
sethtriggs: This is amazing
accountmadeforants:
baltimore_667083: YES
TheWooglie:
Sarah_Serinde:
sheer_falacy: the survivors will thank you for this
Foxmar320: Victory!
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic:
CaptainSpam: The system WORKS!
vinewood_og: fatalities within acceptable parameters
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I want a segment on DB this next year of Ian having to do that
Artificer0: 10 in 15 cars make it
jacqui_lantern234: FBTouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: YYYYEEESSSS
ForOhForError: look it not perfect system
cheetoJack: flawless
DeM0nFiRe: If it's stupid and it works, it's sebil engineering
sethtriggs: That MAP tho
jacqui_lantern234:
DigitalSeahorse: this is fun!
accountmadeforants: This is the best civil engineering I've ever seen
L0rdX33n: perfection
MacabreAurora: some of you may die, but its a sacrifice we're willing to make
Sarah_Serinde:
ArmondoSC: 40!?
RainyMint:
This is honestly not a bad game
Marvoleath:
Why does it look like one of the questions on the drivers test?
Mai_Andra: ♫ so you won't be lonely~ ♪
KeytarCat: pfft, one-way
Mattmitchell45: Meat me at the Crossroads crossroads crossroads
BusTed: I hope the tractor is bonus points
sporkraptor: I wonder if the tractors can get to the road
JadedCynic: why are the busses are going down the one-way road the WRONG WAY?
sethtriggs: So the mowers just..fall off into the road
BlueChloroplast: W A O W
baltimore_667083: Closw enough
TehAmelie: ooh, that needs 40 cars
lightfut: Yeet!!!
littleunknownn: What if I want to go to the smoke shop?
howiedooin: unleash the bus cannon
SohNata: Honestly this is the first W&P game I would consider buying
Dog_of_Myth: hahaaha
Dudeosaurus: Real Civil Engineering has got nothing on this
lirazel64: Jerk boss.
Snowcookies:
I think this is a terrible boss
vinewood_og: VO guy needs a vacation
Wolfstrike_NL: The tracktor is great
3PlayerPolitics: pew pew pew
tenthtechpriest: this si so cursed and I love it
Bionull: Haven't even looked at the budget part
thebuzzstreams: the lawnmower just makes it
SnowBuddy18: love the backward one way
Strebenherz: PERFECT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham, idea for QWERPline, do these levels and have Ian do Ricter during DB about them
sheer_falacy: sideways counts!
Anubis169: WOOOOOW
RainyMint: OMG THE LAWNMOWER
CaptainSpam: That tractor.
Foxmar320: Ok I want to see this irl, would already be better than trafic where i live
rentar42: please save the lawnmower too!
thebuzzstreams: funnel the cars to a V?
DigitalSeahorse: busses have space jump
vinewood_og: On Garbage Day, Bus jumps you!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The bus trajectories are remarkably consistent
sethtriggs: It is a curve, your mortal enemy
DigitalSeahorse: poor mower
Sarah_Serinde: Poor mower, stranded forever
korvys: Maybe raise the last point by the goal?
jacqui_lantern234: OMFG THE LAWNMOWER
Anubis169: maybe group the cars closer at the start?
Strebenherz: is the lawnmower in hell?
littleunknownn: Truly the highest quality of garbage
Angreed66: just noticed the one way sign
Rhynerd: two lanes designed perfectly to dodge the hitbox
JadedCynic: "Oh god - I reincarnated as a riding mower AGAIN! Welp, time to try again..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the busses are counting
Anubis169: YES!!
JadedCynic: goat there
adept_nekomancer: Under budget even!
Anubis169: Master Engineer
BusTed: fixt
Strebenherz: Under budget too!
arcaneIllumination: Under budget!
rentar42: now the mower, please!
Bruceski: UNDER BUDGET
JadedCynic:
Chesul: Perfect intersection, no notes.
Reecer6: And under budget!
HadesLeprechaun: The system works!
Sarah_Serinde: @Strebenherz I think so
ForOhForError: under budge!
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, fluid dynamics
Artificer0: under budget
sethtriggs: WOW
Foxmar320: Under budget!!!
vinewood_og: GREAT SUCCESS
Saintnex: we made money!
TheMerricat:
littleunknownn: Under budget!
Anubis169: and you were $150 under budget
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
TehAmelie:
there
howiedooin: finally under budget!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Efficient
CaptainSpam: "How was your bus ride home today?" "Eh, the usual."
sheer_falacy: what does the tools button on the map do
Strebenherz: "NEW"
sheer_falacy: it might let you try to spend your -2000 dollars
Marvoleath: wait, can you buy more tools or sth in the map menu?
jacqui_lantern234: NEW
SquareDotCube: at least the buses are increbily frequent
SnowBuddy18: there's braking in this game?'
Wolfstrike_NL: These cars have breaks?!?!?!?!?!?
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, that kind of "we"
sethtriggs: These toy cars remind me of one of those forecast show promos on the Weather Channel back in the 90s
Unas84: didnt look both ways, that's on you, really
TheWooglie: is it road quest?
ForOhForError: graham is this road quest 2?
Strebenherz: There's something perfect about a crappy AI voice saying that phrase too
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: time to bank some curves like this is nascar
BlueChloroplast: The level intros are so good
rentar42: they didn't need to make the camera have a hitbox ... but they did
JadedCynic: ah! Bank the curve
johnnylongtorso: take me home, gravel roads
Boon_33: rip surveyor 11
Mattmitchell45: Should greet with "Yo, what's bad?"
sethtriggs: It's Peugeot Luge!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The writing in this is very good
Bionull: Based on the civil engineer I know that's pretty accurate
rentar42: this is one of the most games per game of recent time, I think
arcaneIllumination: My roommate is a traffic engineer. I need to show him this. He will either lover it or it will drive him insane.
JadedCynic: (real civil engineers DO bank large curves in highways)
sheer_falacy: much calmer
Anubis169: and under budget again!
Robot_Bones: Gravel roads... take me home...
sethtriggs: LOL
Invitare: this is your average UK B-road
Strebenherz: this is a standard sunday delivering packages for me
adept_nekomancer: bonk, bonk, bonk
sethtriggs: Yat-ta!
SnowBuddy18: and under budget again
DigitalSeahorse: it looked like there's enough levels to have this on next W&P too
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TehAmelie: you've solved the game clearly
Thefluffiestguineapig: This genuinely has logic that feels very like Besiege
ballesta25: @Robot_Bones but they're bumpy, and they're long
Saintnex: maybe GET off the road!
Sarah_Serinde:
Would definitely love to have this game back on a future stream
JadedCynic:
so...when is this gonna show up on PiF?
KeytarCat: There's a first person car view when you complete the level
vinewood_og: "Thank you for subscribing to landslide facts"
Rhynerd: Sir? Sir! You are knocing cars off the road.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
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twistedsylvan: honestly, this game is pretty cute, for a first attempt at making a game
ontario_watson: clearly they need to drive up the wall
ballesta25: Dark and dusty, get you crusty, at least they do where I come from
evilspoons983: this really reminds me of Porrasturvat (the game that turned into Stair Dismount and then Turbo Dismount)
lexiconjurer: They talk like Dave's Spokesman
howiedooin: still less dangerous than texas roads
Strebenherz: I'm getting this game after this, this is amazing
Juliamon: #goodenough
wench_tacular:
JadedCynic: oh, no - now I think we have too MANY vertices
vinewood_og: close enough said the foreman
Reecer6: Get some chips with that surplus!
Anubis169:
JadedCynic:
adept_nekomancer: "They died slightly later, it's fine now"
sporkraptor: I've had nightmares where I was driving a car on a road like this... aaaand now I'm going to have more
Wolfstrike_NL: Speedrunning
SnowBuddy18: great for your undercarriage
sethtriggs: @twistedsylvan Yeah totally could see myself playing this
Duffadash: Good enough for government work
JadedCynic: y'all are getting the hang of this
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: game really captures the spirit of government work
Boon_33: 100% fatality rate? 0% complaints
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so happy
Reecer6: This one I remember is maddeningly difficult.
lexiconjurer: What's a reverse landslide? A waterjump?
sheer_falacy: is this reversed? It seems very similar
Reecer6: It's uphill this time.
JadedCynic:
this is a VERY good game
TehAmelie: i beleive it's mirrored
accountmadeforants: Yeah, this is just a good (if extremely rough) game
SquareDotCube: oh, they expected you to jump the first one
Snowcookies: Just close the road you cheapass city
Artificer0: rais start for tire time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that level intro sounded exactly like some briefs I've read
rentar42: as soon as they kill you, you know it's good
sheer_falacy: if you die here then you know you're succeeding at your job
Anubis169: that damn mountain pass
accountmadeforants: @Snowcookies How else will they deal with the firehose of infinite cars
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's HARROWING to look at
Boon_33: all of asia's mountains.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is just tony hawk with cars
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that wall looks very rural English road
Mai_Andra:
well, when you die, that means it's working
ontario_watson: Hammond is clearly driving all of those cars
evilspoons983: Toyota Corolla Wagon, probably
jacqui_lantern234:
so how much of YOUR hell road was hyperbolized?
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sethtriggs: Do your own deaths count against you?
HbombAndFriends: Less parkway and more parkour.
schordash: oh, i’ve seen this road in west virginia
JadedCynic: 'hyperbolized' - do you mean 'exaggerated'?
Strebenherz: how long was the gravel hellroad?
sethtriggs: I wonder if that road has ever gotten paved since. I loved the sequence and the jokes were amazing in it
goombalax: gotta train in the hyperbolic hellroad chamber
sethtriggs: Thank you all for making Road Quest too, one of my favorite internet shows ever
Masslost: wow this ubisoft game is epic
Anubis169: hypurposefully
matthaus_c: dremphasis
twistedsylvan: and at least for the second time, you knew how long you'd be on the road
notthepenguins: Yeah it was valid
Darleysam: speaking of the hyperbole: go birds
sheer_falacy: I hope everyone enjoyed watching the hyperbowle, it's a great sunday show
Dudeosaurus: High purply is more of a lavender
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a valid use
NoxStryx: Hyper bowl
evilspoons983: oh yeah that does look like a Peugeot badge
JadedCynic:
uuuugh
lexiconjurer: Maybe they should just shut this road down instead of trying to fix it?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: you know a road is bad when you have to measure in time
Foxmar320: At least you got a nice hot spring afterwards
Thefluffiestguineapig: An hour and a half? how bruised was your butt?
Cptasparagus: hyperbolussy
evilspoons983: @phoenixletmeuseadashd that's how you measure distance in canada in general lol
rentar42: so much about "just do the same in reverse"
sporkraptor: @lexiconjurer that's quitter talk
matthaus_c: digging through the ditches
Cleekru: does the camera stand thingy have collision?
Saintnex: wait hold up, can we turn the edge into a rail for them to grind on to the other side>
sethtriggs: I can imagine the bad potholes; I've driven on roads that bad before that were also mud so you always bottomed out and could get stuck.
TheWooglie: you might be over budget
Thefluffiestguineapig: Raise the corner close to the drop off?
sethtriggs: Ouch airbags in your face
NoxStryx: English is a pidgin language and any use of a word is valid if your listener understands it
evilspoons983: there's dog barking in the background of the ambient noise on this level and it's driving my dog nuts
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, what's the goal exactly? and why are there dogs
sheer_falacy: and here we see the car in its natural habitat
JadedCynic: reminds me of summer camping vacations - we go to different places in the province every year so I know probably ever miserable gravel road on the island...
Athelgar: no, you see thats a structural wreck
sheer_falacy: the goal is to get 10 cars into the goal (on the right) in approximately a row
twistedsylvan: "Mods, kill those cars"
offbeatwitch: seems like the biggest thing they need to fix here is the control scheme LOL
jessicaengle: Hi! We're gaming I see?
NewtyNewts: Are you able to set the camera on the wall?
KeytarCat: put yourself on the retaining wall?
matthaus_c: oooh the crab bucket
sethtriggs: Also that aerial photo background is really, really, really bugging me
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's working!!!!!
sheer_falacy: can you lower the goal road?
tenthtechpriest: gravity is too strong
3PlayerPolitics: i choos death
Mathwyn: Cars go upstream to spawn
Saintnex: we may just need a hard reset at this point lol
sethtriggs: I am impressed with this game technically though. It does have mechanics and the screen isn't tearing That's great.
jessicaengle:
teeeheeeeeeee this was a great time to join the stream
NewtyNewts: @sheer_falacy Lower the road, yes. Lower the goal, no.
evilspoons983: it feels likethe cars were actually hitting *you* and getting redirected
jessicaengle: What's happening?
SymphonySolstice: can you launch them over the gap?
rentar42: maybe raise the one above
Thefluffiestguineapig: @3PlayerPolitics You can lower the road but the goal stays in the same place so in this case it doesn't help
Invitare: I think they're bouncing at the start of the ramp and losing speed
TehAmelie: i think you just have to blow up about 15 cars out of every 16
sheer_falacy: the cars have height, only a little lowering and it might be good
Mai_Andra: if you raise the cliff, can the other cars drive across the fallen ones?
sethtriggs: It's maddening that they can't negotiate that gentle grade!
Foxmar320: Can we lower the goal?
DigitalSeahorse:
lexiconjurer: Yo fitty, hit that ramp!
korvys: Maybe lower the road after the hole to make the drive easier?
3PlayerPolitics: this is just lemmings but 3d with cars
DigitalSeahorse:
7gorobei: lower the slope of the uphill into the goal?
Rhynerd: @Foxmar320 goal seems to be a fixed position
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a way to reset it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: seriously, what is the goal?
adept_nekomancer: Can you lower the brick wall and appropriate part of the yard?
Marvoleath: @thedepthandbreadthofseth get ten cars in a row to the gate on the right
sheer_falacy: @thedepthandbreadthofseth as I said, 10 cars through the goal space on the right without too many missing in a row
jessicaengle: heheheheeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely my only piece of feedback would be to add a level reset function
BusTed: That is some out of the box thinking
sheer_falacy: can you exit and reenter the level to reset (if you want to)
SymphonySolstice: remove ALL vertex
wench_tacular: secret tech
Mathwyn: Good jorb?
Wolfstrike_NL: No way hahah
Foxmar320: Flawless, lets do this!
rentar42: don't underestimate the power of the HAMMER
TehAmelie: is there any part of the world we can't adjust?
Thefluffiestguineapig: LET"S GOO
accountmadeforants: Now we're REALLY thinking with vertices
Voidhawk42: Just got here and what the hap is fuckening?
howiedooin: good heavens that budget
evilspoons983: maybe not best solution, but funniest solution
KeytarCat: wait, that means you can just make more road
zigboy22: ah yes cubism
JadedCynic: (then we find out the wall was actually helping us)
ArmondoSC: you can have them drive up on the grass now
Bruceski: The texture is doing weird things to my brain with this
Alness49: The HOA isn't going to be happy
7gorobei: reset, we have the tech now
Izandai: Are there any vertexes on the house you can fuck with?
KeytarCat: Not good road, but a little more
jessicaengle: Eventually the earth's core will fill with station wagons right?
NewtyNewts: Don't think they have control on the grass one, so no extra floor
offbeatwitch: i think this is a bit much
Boon_33: civil engineering problem: sink hole is 500ft deep, budget to fix is $300.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so happy
sheer_falacy: @Alness49 Ah, so everyone wins then!
JadedCynic: !game good
DigitalSeahorse: this reminds me of a single panel comic I made once of a guy driving off a cliff towards a house down below in the burbs as he says "Honey, looks like I'll be home on time after all!"
lamina5432: gnight
sethtriggs: That was very funn!
Dog_of_Myth: Take these broken vertices and learn to fly again.
Izandai: That last game was just good.
Foxmar320: Thank you Alex and Graham!
glyndev: And only $8000 over budget!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
vinewood_og: Amazing. thanks everyone!
Marvoleath: !patreon
Reecer6: sebil engineering is just a good game yeah, it got some press
Izandai: That was just a good game cloaked in the trappings of a shit game.
LadyLockwood92: Cheers for the stream, gents~
DigitalSeahorse:
Marvoleath: !store
SymphonySolstice: sometimes someone throws out something good in the trash
Ashmantle:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Strebenherz:
250
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Good stream as always!
TehAmelie: it's been great to be here
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Anubis169: !schedule
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lirazel64: Singing like Oscar the Grouch here.
MWGNZ:
LilyOfTheVeil666:
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ballesta25: shatter pointer finger?
Juliamon: Nelson is busy Friday
LurkerSpine: ^
BrowneePointz: Pro D day
BrowneePointz: I think
A_Dub888: graham hit his finger’s shatter point
Shadowsoflife: We found the shatterpoint of G's finger
Invitare: oh this one
ThorSokar: Something Something Nelson, kids
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DigitalSeahorse: LoadingreadyVIBE?
Bruceski: Oh yeah, ready to run!
Strebenherz: wait, commander with your own cards? what
DigitalSeahorse: is watch along movies?
jessicaengle: Ooo, vibing.
Robot_Bones: Pd day for Nelson friday
Anubis169: wheeeee
DoodlestheGreat: Corn-o-bil
DigitalSeahorse: or maybe it's music
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Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse usually a movie, sometimes old Superman toons
anyavamps: saved it in the end
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DigitalSeahorse: sounds cosy
howiedooin:
Bruceski: @Strebenherz At *mumble*con one event has weird packs with guest star cards. The whole LRR crew got ones.
jessicaengle: Many oddities to be collected here.
Anubis169: look at that muffin go!
A_Dub888: does looking at the cards explain the cards?
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Dog_of_Myth: Nice
SymphonySolstice: nice
Anubis169:
Nice 
KeytarCat: What does a mox cubic zirconium do?
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Marvoleath: @Strebenherz WotC did some "playtest" cards for some content creators, like Bear Force Pilot for Graham, they are actually on Scryfall if you wanna check them out
SymphonySolstice: dabits
anyavamps: GG friends. Have a good one
sethtriggs: Thanks for stream!!
jessicaengle: These bits these bits these bits
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Anubis169:
Thank yooooou
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream
Foxmar320: Byeeee
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to your body. Keep breathing.
GapFiller:
LadyLockwood92: Peace~
jessicaengle:
Bye friends
margieargie: Perfect ending
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Train the goat.
CaptainSpam: D'OH GOD
kolintoney: Thanks for the garbage times
vinewood_og:
DigitalSeahorse: Mood at the end there
Ashmantle:
Juliamon: crank
sporkraptor: more wrenching
anyavamps: Okay back to Skyrim with me.
DigitalSeahorse: cranking
Bruceski: AFK starts in an hour?
Marvoleath: !next
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GapFiller: !next
BlueChloroplast:
jessicaengle:
TehAmelie: oh yeah, that thing is happening
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Earthenone:
hmm 4pm, not exactly premiring on a firday night...
Juliamon: depends on where you are
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