AFK || Star Wars Shatterpoint

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 TehAmelie: that's as bad as scoprion venom
  Juliamon: my favourite thing about spiper venom is that it's spelled that way in the asset pack, so any game using it has an immediate tell that they just slapped in assets and called it a day
 TehAmelie: haha
 corpocracy: !y
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 Sorator13: I have sushi and, for the first time, sashimi, and I am Ready
 Sorator13: (it is very good and I will absolutely have this again)
 Sethalidos: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Star Wars Shatterpoint) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
 TheAinMAP:   
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 Forlorgen:    
MWGNZ:   
 Sethalidos: !findquote shatter
  LRRbot: Quote #3345: "I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones." —Beej [2016-08-31]
shushu2539: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Beej: The original Shatterpoint
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 I_Am_Clockwork: 5000 hooray, more minis! the upside of being home sick is I get to watch the whole show live 
 TheAinMAP: Tonight: Shatterpoint. Tomorrow: CheckPoint. Friday: Chillpoint.
 SymphonySolstice: so pointy
 I_Am_Clockwork: the pointiest
 TheAinMAP: That would be the Points of order.
coriolis_storm: PointGet week!
 pleonasticTautology: good evening, everyone.
 Sorator13: @TheAinMAP oh, I thought that was Highpoint, Midpoint, and Lowpoint
DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight we're having a Star War! Ben, James and Funko are trying out Star Wars Shatterpoint! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113993879848853601
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
 lamina5432: evening
 I_Am_Clockwork: don’t forget hollowpoint
jessicaengle:   
jessicaengle: Dancin' James
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
 TehAmelie: but do you ever ask, what is the point?
 I_Am_Clockwork: soon!
 TheAinMAP:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: now!
 TehAmelie: [The Galaxy Song plays here]
Orxolon: Good evening everyone!!!
jessicaengle: @TehAmelie A point of clarification, perhaps?
 Going_Medium:   
 couchboyj:   
 Sorator13: one day, I will get used to the new intro and stop being surprised at it
 Earthenone: if i remember right this was taken off the schedule for health reasons, hopefully that means everyone involved is doing better
ThePixelSavage: Shatterpoint? "A Surprise To Be Sure, But A Welcome One"
 TehAmelie: the point shatters, like our expectations
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Orxolon: Let's shatter some points!
MWGNZ:   
 TehAmelie: hi!
Shadowsoflife: o/
 pleonasticTautology: hi ben, hi james, hi funko
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Aarek:   
DoubleNterprises: Bring Da Noize, Bring Da Funko!
Orxolon: Hi funkooooo!!!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: funkoooo
 TehAmelie: then it's right back on the bus home
 PMAvers: Thank goodness he paid for the trip with James' credit card
 pleonasticTautology: @PMAvers hashtag bill james.
jessicaengle: Hi Paul.
 BrowneePointz: my buddy worked on legion
IsSecretlyPaul: what is the shatter-point of this star trek thing
 Earthenone: !point
  LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
 TehAmelie: beeg card
 Sorator13: Seems like it would be difficult to play blackjack with those
 I_Am_Clockwork: asmodee games loves their minis scirmish games
Tobenamed1: funkooooooo
 Mazrae: Like a kill team format?
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 Marvoleath: !store
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Tobenamed1: First hit is always free
 I_Am_Clockwork: skirmish even
 SymphonySolstice: tonight on AFK, the team does drugs live on camera
 TheAwkes: Raglan
 GasCityGaming: Raglan?
 SymphonySolstice: raglan yea
  Juliamon: Ringers are a little different
 dougma: o/ boop
 SymphonySolstice: (I work with merch too)
 Sorator13: 
Tobenamed1: Beej has too many important things to say
 pn55: It's Figurary!
 I_Am_Clockwork: Warmachine my beloved
 Getter404: Play Trench Crusade and take down the channel in a blaze of TOS glory
IsSecretlyPaul: I'll paint another warcrywarband
 Gadora: Woo, BattleTech! 
IsSecretlyPaul: this is a threat
 I_Am_Clockwork: BATTLETECH! also my beloved
 Dog_of_Myth: Not true Paul
 DeM0nFiRe: I have played so much Mech Warrior but never actually played or watched Battletech
ThePixelSavage: droppin Magic with how Hasbro operates might be a good move.
Voidhawk42: Eventually you're going to have to build some kind of moon base to hold them all
KWardJenx: Where's Cranston Snord? They're talking Battletech!
 SymphonySolstice: ooh aah
 public_key_reveal_party: Struggle tracker is what I call my day planner
Orxolon: Like Digimon?
 I_Am_Clockwork: it all looks so good
Orxolon: This looks sooooo goood
 pn55: 
Orxolon: Episode 1 was my first one
 Going_Medium: By episode one you mean A New Hope... Right?
Orxolon: The trailers here in south América said:"los caballeros jedarai"nobody gave a f***k
 SymphonySolstice: cymbles...
Orxolon: @going_medium of course
kusinohki: meows
 I_Am_Clockwork: bespoke symbols make it easier to brand dice and cards and stuff 
kusinohki: the only thing I know about this game is a friend who moved out of state posts pics of his mini paint jobs...
 Getter404: Could be wrong but doesn't Wounded count "less" for contesting, like injuries in MCP?
Orxolon: General!?i see where we are
kusinohki: does it have to be rebels vs imperials or whatever?  can players have luke vs solo??
 bigevildan: You can have a General Solo, or a more Specific Solo.
   LoadingReadyRun: When do we get Baby Maul?
Orxolon: What's the penalty for using Old Obi wan?
 Bugberry: I wanna see when Maul was hanging with Ezra
MWGNZ: ablative homies
Orxolon: Rebel scum!
Mai_Andra: ooo... lightning
Orxolon: Don't get me wrong, I'm in the resistance
kusinohki: I heard 4 stick as "force stick"
  Juliamon: rebel scum (affectionate)
Mai_Andra: very WarCry coded
 goombalax: Let's Shatter these Points!
Mai_Andra: also, random toxic waste barrels scattered about...
Orxolon: @juliamon something like that
Orxolon: XD
chaostreader: I wasn’t paying a ton of attention to the playmat, just noting colors and for a second I thought there was a river separating their troops.
 goombalax: and you can't reserve the shatterpoint card
kusinohki: what's the setting right now?  an imperial garrison??
kusinohki: "climbing a ladder is a free action"
coriolis_storm: Let’s war some stars!
kusinohki: wait, this is warring stars?  I wanted battle of planets!!
 Getter404: Slingshot 'em
Desruprot: does the Chewbacca card allow for the Chewbacca defense?
kusinohki: I thought it was chewie?  not Dash rendar...
   LoadingReadyRun: Wookoyalty
 SymphonySolstice: that's such good card art. chewie packing heat
   LoadingReadyRun: Han gets Hunk Her
Voidhawk42: Hide behind the walking carpet!
kusinohki: Wookality whenever chewies kills an enemy
coriolis_storm: What is the difference between Unit and Character?
 goombalax: @coriolis_storm some units have 2 characters
kusinohki: so james already won since chewie has the high ground?
 Getter404: Paul, is there a way to track their Force Points similar to CP in a Kill Team game?
 Getter404: (Just realized since banking a card from the deck like Funko said costs a FP)
 Robot_Bones: lol super commandos
 goombalax: @Getter404 And if someone was playing Moff Gideon their opponent would have to pay 2 to bank
   LoadingReadyRun: @Getter404 We talked about putting that on the overlay, but decided that it would be a pain for the players to keep changing it as it is used and gained and better to just use the tokens
 Getter404: Fair dinkum
   LoadingReadyRun: They care deeply about each other.
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you lovely friends whomst i cherish with all my heart! 
Shadowsoflife: o/
googoltudoris subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
 googoltudoris: dingle dongle
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 Getter404: His Brutal but Kunnin' form
BlasterKyubey210: So we got major Sith lords being the good ugys
BlasterKyubey210: and fighting evil Jedi
BlasterKyubey210: So let's go kill and murder the evil Jedi and save he galaxy
Voidhawk42: Man, I loved guess range artillery. As a math-kid, taking away how far my enemy moved last turn from where I landed the artillery to repeatedly drop Whirlwind missiles on my opponent's leader's head was very satisfying.
 Bugberry: This is just like when Vader at the end of Rogue One pulled that guy toward him to slash him.
BlasterKyubey210: Yea, now let's let the evil Jedi die
BlasterKyubey210: Jedi are chaotic evil beasts to be slain before they cause a Perils of the Warp
MWGNZ:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: *lightsaber noises intensify*
 dumbo3k: I love the narrative dice from FFG's star wars and Genesys TTRPGS
 Robot_Bones: No Paul is just humming for ambiance
 Bugberry: I just remembered how the game Battle Ball has a football-shaped dice.
kusinohki: my friend did that twice - grabbed a bunch of random bits from various board games and held a contest if you could name the game the bits came from
 dumbo3k: Top is 6 damage, no? 4 successes gets past the split
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn 
 dumbo3k: nvm
 TheWooglie: almost wounded, not dead
   LoadingReadyRun:  Is my voice coming across echoy on the stream?
manfred909: they’re just that much better
 TheAinMAP: I hadn't noticed any echo.
 Cptasparagus: Apes Together Strong
manfred909: 
 Cptasparagus: they said the thing
BlasterKyubey210: Testing testing yea
manfred909: Ben learning super commandos aren’t so super
   LoadingReadyRun: The Super commandos are fine, it's Maul that's in trouble
   LoadingReadyRun: ok, I stand corrected
  Juliamon: it do be like that sometimes
 TheAwkes: Live by the dice, die by the dice.
manfred909: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Live by the die, die by the die?
 jvetting83: Does someone have the top point?
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 Toxxick: I'm here to report I know nothing about this game, despite it being Star Wars MCP edition
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 Cptasparagus: champion buys everyone ice cream
ThePixelSavage: Do we have a comprehenisve list of things James retired champion from?
manfred909: as is tradition
 I_Am_Clockwork: tiny teams sounds likea MTG format
manfred909: wasn’t tiny leaders a MTG format?
ThePixelSavage: @manfred909 it was
ThePixelSavage: or is
  Juliamon: is, but basically dead
 I_Am_Clockwork: @ThePixelSavage We did, but then he retired champion of lists, so....
manfred909: ah thanks
ThePixelSavage: @I_Am_Clockwork bamboozled again. there is a reason he is the champion
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueAmorphousSnakeKappaClaus-rYlp-OOMoqAemC3y
 TheAinMAP: Oh look at that, there's a "Friday Nights" premiere coming up.
Mai_Andra: ♫ Next Friday Night ♫
 TheAinMAP: 
 goombalax: what crypto is James on
Mai_Andra: the pointed stick!
shushu2539: ewoks!  
 jvetting83: Jub Jub
   LoadingReadyRun: Ev'ry day I'm hunkerin'
 TheAwkes: Hunker down is the name of my honky-tonk Husker Du cover band.
ztghostie: !schedule
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 jvetting83: Hankerin' for some Hunkerin'
 Lord_Hosk: Thanks Ben!
 enbycephalopod: do you gain control even if you dont score objectives
   LoadingReadyRun: Wicket is a real hunk
 QuixoticScrivener: How many ranks do spectres have, if they go to -4?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Zeb is voice by Steve Blum in the show, iirc
 I_Am_Clockwork: Imagine getting mobed by Ewoks and they just pick you up and dump you off the roof
Mai_Andra: hit you with the nub and the yub
   LoadingReadyRun: Wasn't Ezra in the Ahsoka tv show?
 TheAinMAP: Yes, he was.
 goombalax: Meloorun
 goombalax: you aren't dying, you're being defeated
 62MGcobra: I'm missing Funko?!!! dang 
 RatherLargeToad: Their god, 3PO, demands it!
 QuixoticScrivener: Vader handing out stimpaks?
 Toxxick: Holdup, I just realized theres some MCP terrain on this table xD
  Juliamon: it's fine, it's the same company
 Toxxick: Oh totally, I just made that game my whole personality, so I felt like failure to call it out would bring shame to my house
   LoadingReadyRun: The smell of singed Ewok fur fills the battlefield
 I_Am_Clockwork: Get em Ewoks!
HyruleGirl9: I just got here, I assume the cute little trucks are not player controlled
 Lord_Hosk: The secret ingredient is you
   LoadingReadyRun: @HyruleGirl9 they are not, in fact, they aren't even from this game  (we used some terrain from a different game)
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HyruleGirl9: @LoadingReadyRun Well they're very fun!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
Lysander_salamander: there's a ewok team?  Neat.
 I_Am_Clockwork: yub nub!
Orxolon: Ok,Time to admit,that i have to watch the vod yo understand this game xD
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 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Well played
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'd watch this again at full scale, yeah
 Lord_Hosk: This at full scale requires... actors? in cosplay instead of painted minis?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Objective play can be VERY important at full size
 I_Am_Clockwork: I've won a game with one clone trooper left on the board ha ha
 I_Am_Clockwork: the shatterpoint deck is def one of my favorite innovation as a casual player
 I_Am_Clockwork: Thanks Funko!
 TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 
 I_Am_Clockwork: its our fault!
 Lord_Hosk: 10k
 I_Am_Clockwork: thanks paul!
 lamina5432: gnight
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join the Oki Oki Bois for some fighty man games! Game: Granblue Fantasy Versus) at Thu 10:00 AM PST (13:44 from now).
 I_Am_Clockwork: thursday oki oki, you say
 I_Am_Clockwork: gunk slug gunk slug!
 I_Am_Clockwork: its a packed schedule
 TheAinMAP: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: I do what I can, Ben
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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