TehAmelie:
Juliamon: for bonus comedy: I got a generic email from state medicaid letting me know that it might be time for me to fill out my redetermination... that's due today
Juliamon: thanks for that, state
Juliamon: very timely
TehAmelie: she does need this degree to qualify for the personal assistant job she has done since 1999 so there's that too
Juliamon: but I guess I should be grateful that they gave me a due date that wasn't a Sunday this year
TehAmelie: by summer she's going to be done. ah, to get to go on summer break at age 44
IbunWest:
Earthenone: its so hard to understand the youths, i saw some content where someone refered to annother group as "mid" and a 3rd party said that was too excesive an insult
Earthenone:
how is mid excessive, isent it, by definition, mid? 
dumbo3k: !next
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
IbunWest: itβs me
ihlendrax: Yay!
IbunWest:
RockPusher: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #5235: "What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?" βBen [2018-08-04]
TehAmelie: little brain: "mid" big brain: "mediocre"
TehAmelie: galaxy brain: "aggressively medium"
Manae: !next
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AngelicKnighthood: Nice
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RockPusher:
TehAmelie: a big thing of eggs, that's the dream
lamina5432: evening
TehAmelie: forget gold leaf, when we're old we're gonna sprinkle chocolate on an omelette for maximum decadence
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hi all 
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TehAmelie: "i am my own commander, master of my fate"
TehAmelie: things you need to say if you cast yourself here
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RockPusher:
Hehehe, I suspect the decks today are significantly less powerful than the ones in that decks command 
ProcyonFlynn: !findquote commander
LRRbot: Quote #1157: "Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed." βCameron [2015-11-26]
FatefulWaffle: Oh boy, I love the commander playtest, one of my favorite WUBRG cards
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thraximore: standing around
definenull: SOON
thraximore: SOON
JosVanTongeren: πππ
pleonasticTautology: SOON
Scarbble: SOON
RockPusher:
SPOONβ’ 
hd_dabnado: SWOON
ProcyonFlynn: !Hope
LupusNoctis:
JosVanTongeren: just Finnished my FNM so food time to Soon see some paper fight!!
djalternative: hoi chat
cmdrud87: SOON
TheWooglie: Hi JosVanTongeren
JosVanTongeren: hoi @djalternative
Jadaris:
i've been so excited for this stream for like 3 months 
paronomasiac042: mmm, finnish food
Juliamon: !decks
JosVanTongeren: hi @thewooglie good to see you here !!!
TehAmelie: greetings!
definenull: :3
pleonasticTautology: hi graham, hi wheeler, hi ben, hi serge
TehAmelie: reverbivisions
MasonzeroGaming: These are words.
Territan: Specifically the orbital sander.
accountmadeforants: UruPlaCom for short
NarishmaReborn: URPC
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RockPusher: The naughty Bens at the back of the bus
JosVanTongeren: hi lovely people at LLR!!
GasCityGaming:
I actually have a copy of Wheeler from Vegas
WriterRaven flops into chat, curious
RockPusher: tweeest!
JosVanTongeren: yeah !! for unknown events!!
LoadingReadyRun:
Gavin Verhey of GAVIN! fame
Veraphage: Unknown Runner Playtest Commander almost scans with the TMNT theme
northos: !gavin
shamblingkrenshar: Unknown is my favorite thing to come out of these events. The playtest cards are a joy to go over every time. Kinda scratches that Un-set itch for me.
BrowneePointz: They're Goofy but not COMPLETELY silly
JosVanTongeren: are you playing your own cards???
RockPusher: They fixed it in the flavour text!
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JosVanTongeren: yeah! go Graham!!!
RatherLargeToad: This could just be a real card now since there are token vehicles in Aetherdrift
shamblingkrenshar: The Gunky Runner!
circusofkirkus: not to be self centered
RockPusher:
Melfina__: Get in the Serge, Serge.
accountmadeforants: Get in the you, Shinji
DeM0nFiRe: Is Serge the Premiere Serge Pilot of the format?
Desruprot: Friends for Run
DapperKoala2:
"Pilot myself" or being alive. 
Freezerassasin: Can't wait to cast myself... into the sea!
JosVanTongeren: so are you running with Kathleen Gram?
RockPusher:
Ben's is pretty gunky
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HedgehogKnight: What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than to play with yourself
noSmokeFire:
gunk slugs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is someone running the one that turns this game into Canlander?
JosVanTongeren: Ben and Adam?
shamblingkrenshar: Ben's gunk slug children have popped off
thraximore: rip shivam
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Jadaris:
i played Rachel, sorry 
thraximore: time for GUNK
noSmokeFire: finally we can have a power ranking of the runners
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wifi12345678910: Serge won a roll?!
thraximore: sick!
accountmadeforants: ooooooooOO
definenull:
zimmercj:
chat. What's everyone been up to?
Bugberry: the "secret moon base" version
JosVanTongeren: coffeee!!!!
LRRbot: The Caffeinated Runner [1RW] | Legendary Creature β Elemental Gamer [3/2] | Whenever the The Caffeinated Runner enters or attacks, create a Food token. / Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Whenever it next becomes tapped this turn, untap it. / Ready to run
KWardJenx: Bravo Angel!
Juliamon: CwS2 when??
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Sorator13: oh good, got here just in time
shamblingkrenshar: What was that Theros mechanic that cared about untapping?
Bugberry: haste vigilance basically
definenull: UH OH
Bruceski: Are they just playing one Runner or have they picked partners?
LRRbot: Leyline of Transformation [2UU] | Enchantment | If Leyline of Transformation is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / As Leyline of Transformation enters, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
thraximore: hahaha
Kentosaurus: oh no
djalternative: I was half expecting this to be a 4, 2 person team game
MegaDosX: EVERYTHING BEARS
circusofkirkus: oh my god
RatherLargeToad: wow
Dog_of_Myth: Oh Yes
shamblingkrenshar: Its bear o'clock!
noSmokeFire: Ben, I'm so excited to here that
RockPusher:
korvys: Blue Green?
RatherLargeToad: Naming Bear, I assume
LupusNoctis: anyone else hearing/seeing a small audio sync lag?
Bugberry: @shamblingkrenshar inspired
pleonasticTautology: omg
Sorator13: @LupusNoctis no
LRRbot: Mines of Moria | Legendary Land | Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.
MasonzeroGaming: @LupusNoctis yep, i am seeing it too
RockPusher: hahahaha
shamblingkrenshar: @Bugberry Thats the one! What can we break by feeding it coffee?
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
circusofkirkus: sultai IS for lovers
noSmokeFire: d'aww
GasCityGaming:
D'awww
definenull: twue wuv!
Jadaris: Jason Vraska
thraximore:
MrSarkhan:
WiJohn:
RL synergy
circusofkirkus: Cat Gamer BEAR
definenull: well...
djalternative: reanibears then?
pleonasticTautology:
urborg banner?
Bugberry: @shamblingkrenshar Godsire?
JosVanTongeren: all the love for valentine!!
LRRbot: Ayula, Queen Among Bears [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear [2/2] | Whenever another Bear you control enters, choose one β / β’ Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear. / β’ Target Bear you control fights target creature you don't control.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
shamblingkrenshar: @Bugberry Lets go. Welcome to 8/8 Beast Town
MegaDosX: That's fantastic
Veraphage:
JosVanTongeren: awesome!!
LRRbot: The Bear Force Pilot Runner [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear Pilot Gamer [2/2] | When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2. / Ready to run
thraximore: SICK
definenull: that is rad as hell
Dog_of_Myth: So many easter eggs in that art
J_trans_rights: he looks kinda like Alex YIIK
shamblingkrenshar: Oh my god that's so amazing
theclawmasheen: is there a link to the art?
Jadaris: hahaha amazing
JosVanTongeren:
RockPusher: Bears Force One
BrowneePointz: for the full resolution image chat
JosVanTongeren: sweet!!!
theclawmasheen:
@BrowneePointz 
e_bloc: bear force one is actually just the name of whatever plane your commander is on
MegaDosX: Holy shit Gavin
shamblingkrenshar: Gavin you absolute madman. Good work.
EricTheOrange: Ah I see Graham is also repping Kathleen
definenull: oh boy
GasCityGaming: I got an Ezuri, Claw of Progress off of this in Vegas
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The_Satsuma_Warrior:
Don't talk like that about enrage all-star splintering wind
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
A_Dub888: are any of them German?
MrSarkhan: That's amazing
pn55: Fantastic!
singinnonsense: dang, props to Angel
Mr_Horrible: *rolls die* "Does he have *this*?"
thraximore: fantastic idea
Mr_Horrible: that is some dedication to the bit
TehAmelie: he didn't have five cards, but now he has those five
BusTed: This is great
Bugberry: Red Gonti basically
WiJohn: This is some amazing nonsense, I love it
DeM0nFiRe: That is a really good strategy, trick your opponents into taking commander damage because they wanna see what cards will be added to the game
HadesLeprechaun: I mean Graham random-ed up Black Lotus during your last Scryfall Random episode
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz That's amazing. Reminds me of those Invitational designs
drcthulu: wood elemental
thraximore: GUNK
thraximore: SLUG
Pharmacistjudge: is your scrycall roulette set to allow silver bordered cards?
hd_dabnado: gunkstrer
Sorator13: GUNK!!
Mr_Horrible: live slug reaction
Morrigan9: same shirt? lol
Mr_Horrible: good bit
Desruprot: is Gleemox on scryfall?
accountmadeforants: Would you still game with me if I were a slug
thraximore:
ew!
definenull: hereee they come~
Paspantoute:
missed trigger 
Alas_Babylon: Sorcery | Cycling 4.
Kentosaurus: lots of things
RockPusher: What's in it?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's lots of things!
J_trans_rights: DOMINION CURSES?
definenull: 4!
Mr_Horrible: we hearthstone now lads
pleonasticTautology: oh i love the slime boss from slay the spire act 1
WiJohn: Oh man I hope someone cascades in to gunk
A_Dub888: is that the Simic Slaw???
thraximore: OH
pleonasticTautology: @A_Dub888 it's many things
pn55:
Angel has done amazing work for this!
definenull: THAT MANY?!?
MegaDosX: Yeah this commander's rude lmao
Mr_Horrible: just don't get hit
Mr_Horrible:
duh 
SK__Ren: I feel like I've seen this card before in another game
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Sorator13:
uhhh judge, all of Ben's opponents have marked cards
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couchboyj: It gunks EACH?
pleonasticTautology: lmao dog of myth
TehAmelie: thus Ben becomes the archnemesis
RockPusher: Gunk! Gunk! Gunk!
BrowneePointz: It's like the Nerubian card from ARgent Tournament in Hearthstone
MegaDosX: Holy shit
FinestOtter: Now fetchlands do deck thicking!!!
Shurtal: man, imagine a game that goes long enough where there's more gunk in your deck than your cards
Sorator13:
RockPusher:
Pharmacistjudge: In case chat asks. I'll allow it
Mr_Horrible: "Sufficiently Randomized"
accountmadeforants:
@pleonasticTautology Yup, and now compare how much card draw Magic has vs Slay the Spire 
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
pleonasticTautology: @accountmadeforants h o u g h
thraximore: why tapped
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
MegaDosX: OH BOY
Dog_of_Myth: ORB
Sorator13: nonsense! \o/
Aarek: O R B
Toxxick: MILL THAT GUNK!
Sorator13: THE ORB
circusofkirkus:
MegaDosX: Turn two Mesmeric Orb, welp
BrowneePointz: Wait! Graham's Deck is Satan!
definenull: ben we're gonna need more gunk
DeM0nFiRe: The milling could help people get rid of gunks lol
Mr_Horrible: ponder it
WiJohn: That's not a bear
LRRbot: Reflecting Pool | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
HadesLeprechaun: maaaaybe Serge is running Null Elemental Blast!
junkwarrior58: Graham's sleeves are sweet
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Mr_Horrible: activated abilities, alt costs, kickers, etc
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Craw Wurm
LoadingReadyRun: Now I'm curious if scryfall's random card ability weights each card is equally or if it is weighted towards cards with multiple printings
Bruceski: Craw Wurm, a card I've heard of!
pleonasticTautology: "do you mill the one"
northos:
finally, a deck where command tower isn't just better than city of brass 
Mr_Bitterness: Coooopper Tablet
thraximore: haha
Mr_Horrible: we did it, we found the more annoying Rhystic Study
30teracyte: LMAO
Bugberry: I wonder if 1996 World Champion is one of the cards
pleonasticTautology: LOL
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Plateau | Land β Mountain Plains |
trebuchetboy: I fired and I missed
ElektroTal: ok, these are all my friends, but you can't tell me that this isn't a pod of clones
definenull: inb4 wheeler's 80 cards are all game changers
Bionull: There somewhere to review the commander abilities?
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature β Human Detective [1/2] | When Novice Inspector enters, investigate.
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Those would still count against your commander's colour identity. You need things that don't actually include the colour symbols for it to work, like Sunburst.
pleonasticTautology:
it's symmetrical so it's fair
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accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Wait I'm a dumbass
BusTed:
@ElektroTal
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: wheeler rolls into Jeweled Lotus
Simriel: Hello Twitch chat. I am in you
Mr_Horrible:
@accountmadeforants was about to say, we're talking about the random cards wheeler rips 
aeropowell: how many game changers are vintage legal
Mr_Horrible: but yeah I totally get you
noSmokeFire: call that the Sam Reich
definenull: "gunk is in play" overlay like urborg
Pharmacistjudge: Sol Ring has been here the whole time
TehAmelie: writes down: Graham has a card named "Shirley"
Simriel: Also @elektrotal You mean Wheeler isn't Grahams Large Adult Son?
Gaz_L: Isn't everything not racist vintage legal?
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land β Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
niccus: casting? in this economy?
Mr_Horrible: that Thought Vessel Serge played reminds me a lot of another artist, but now also I want to see the rest of the promo art this person has done
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Yup, I somehow shortcircuited, trying to come up with alternative ways to use multiple colours in a mono-colour deck, then rewriting it into that mess.
djalternative: why haven't they printed an above ground sea yet?
gualdhar: there are 40 Vintage-legal Game Changer cards
ElektroTal: i found an underground sea on my desk under a pile of draft chaff the other day
UnkeptFlea: so one that couldve been in Graham's deck?
Pharmacistjudge: does that include or not include italian tabernacles?
BrowneePointz: Remember when some Chudwagon bought up a ton of Drop of Honey's and drove the price up like 400%?
trebuchetboy: @djalternative doesn't exist in real life. It wouldn't make any sense
MegaDosX: And she's a Bear Cat Gamer
Simriel: I bought my friends Bayou just so she would stop leaving it unsleaved on a table
drcthulu: target player mills 3
thraximore: SICK
definenull: oh good mill
circusofkirkus: wow
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
hd_dabnado: right where the baby wants to be
Mr_Bitterness: target player mills 3, so he can redirect th emill
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature β Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants as someone who's periodically thought to myself "wait that'd be a cool idea" followed 1 minute later by "wait no I can't do that because color identity", I understand entirely
definenull: baby is in the bin!
30teracyte: the edh mill classic
MrSarkhan:
pleonasticTautology: lmao
Sorator13: Oh, there's baby james!
Mr_Horrible: show appData, Streamer
thraximore: it's peak!
Mr_Horrible: "Draw the world's angriest baby"
Sorator13: wut
BrowneePointz: There's a reason he doesn't do character designs in magic anymore
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β Saga | I β Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
SquareDotCube: Shandalar did things to Wheeler
definenull: uh oh
thraximore: Schatz
A_Dub888:
@BrowneePointz I thought that was a bunch of Canadians and Bump in the night... 
RockPusher:
Cptasparagus: @wheeler its pronounced "shots"
ElektroTal: goddamn it graham
CaptainSpam: Shatz? He's doing an alley pass? Wait, no, this isn't a pinball stream...
pleonasticTautology: g-d
Sorator13: I love when my goblin shaman shatz me
Mr_Horrible: bro brought the Rheingold
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
hi shivam!
LRRbot: Conspiracy Theorist [1R] | Creature β Human Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Conspiracy Theorist attacks, you may pay {1} and discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards, you may exile one of them from your graveyard. If you do, you may cast it this turn.
MegaDosX: Love this card
50keyz: if you animate that treasure its a shatzbot
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BrowneePointz: @A_Dub888 nah there was a Vintage/Legacy weekend that was coming up, Drop of Honey was a 1 of in some sideboard for a meta list, so someone speculated and bought a BUNCH of them and the price skyrocketed
hd_dabnado: dafile
LRRbot: Mikokoro, Center of the Sea | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card.
Mr_Bitterness: @50keyz Shazbot!
WriterRaven: Silly question, where is the milling coming from?
pleonasticTautology: "here" to "help"
NarishmaReborn: monoblack gunk hug
pleonasticTautology: @WriterRaven graham has orb
HadesLeprechaun: Mesmeric Orb
Mr_Bitterness: @WriterRaven Graham has a Mesmeric Orb
before_damage: Hello runners. May I ask who build each deck?
LRRbot: Waste Not [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add {B}{B}. / Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.
ChicoBlueberry: Schatz 'n' Yager? Is this a Gabriel Knight stream/
Simriel: !card Mesmeric Orb
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
Mr_Horrible: love Waste Not
hd_dabnado: the classic version nice
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
BrowneePointz: I dislike it cuz I voted for Season of the Pumpkin or whatever it was called
Mr_Horrible: not quite my favorite 1B enchantment tho
definenull: without the fur?
50keyz: wow thats very cool
before_damage: Is Graham playing Him and Kathleen as partners? thatβs lovely
maywecomein: was Waste Not the fan/crowdsourced design?
before_damage: yes
Pharmacistjudge: it was
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Juliamon: it was a community vote
Simriel: @before_damage I thought they were Roommates
BrowneePointz: Waste Not was the last Fan design and I voted against every bit of this card at every vote
BrowneePointz: XD
Pharmacistjudge: "You make the card 4"
Mr_Horrible: as much as I loved some of the other names, "Waste Not" is very clean
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz "Waste Yes"
Juliamon: I don't remember what I voted for at the time, but I liked the result
RockPusher: For my peace of mind β Graham, did my email find you well?
LRRbot: Thousand Moons Smithy [2WW] (back: Barracks of the Thousand) | Legendary Artifact | When Thousand Moons Smithy enters, create a white Gnome Soldier artifact creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts and/or creatures you control." / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may tap five untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, transform Thousand Moons Smithy.
Pharmacistjudge: You make the card 4 was in 2008
Mr_Horrible: "Friends call me Bone Miser~~~ just kidding I don't have any of those"
Pharmacistjudge: your dose of feeling old
BrowneePointz: Oh as I card I liked it, I just liked the other options more XD
Mr_Bitterness: Eeeyy, love the Smithy, it's one of my win cons in Shorikai deck
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Simriel: Am Serge Brain Okay
Transmuted_Elf: the border around the name
h3rsh3yb4r: pilots aren't white?
circusofkirkus: it's too shiny
Mr_Horrible: they're like the OG spirit tokens from Kamigawa, yeah (appropriately)
Pharmacistjudge: it's too shiny for serge
e_bloc: white lines
definenull: i hope these ixalan gnomes get to meet the round robots we saw in aetherdrift :3
Pharmacistjudge: you have to look at the smithy, white artifacts have a strange border
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature β Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: Remy approved
niccus: hey, it's flavorful
ShaneLeeAtk: Good Remy
MrTulip: it's on theme
RockPusher: Excellent
YawnLance: Reminald nooo
Mr_Horrible:
pleonasticTautology: did i hear someone about to spin up a "didja get that thing i sencha"
Mr_Horrible:
stop upstaging my kavu, WotC! 
A_Dub888:
@h3rsh3yb4r pilots aren't a whites only job
definenull: skull storm?
BrowneePointz: The Original Name Options for Waste Not were: Vile Plunder, Drudge Rummage, Spoils of Misery, Riches from Rags, Necroharvest(my vote), Skullduggery & Carpe Noctem @LoadingReadyRun
Balaur1135: I just tuned in: what's the gimmick with the playtest commanders and "ready to run"?
Bugberry: It's kind of weird how Ixalan had 1/1 coloress Gnome tokens, while the Smithy specifically makes White Gnome tokens.
definenull: OH NO
LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature β Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As Roaming Throne enters, choose a creature type. / Roaming Throne is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
WriterRaven: @Balaur1135 Ready to Run is Partner for the LRR commander cards.
Balaur1135: @WriterRaven TY
Mr_Horrible: oh thank you for reminding me this card exists
Kentosaurus: golem bear bear
Sorator13: Bearharmonicon?
Pharmacistjudge: time to perfect parry
definenull: *guardian trigger sfx*
Alas_Babylon: Hold on, Kathleen is a Cat Bear Gamer... is that good enough to make her a binturong?
Alas_Babylon: Or however it's spelled?
BusTed:
Simriel: I love the Ixilan gnomes. They look like Friends
djalternative: wait. I thought Ben had built G's deck as self mill reanimate bears. is that not what he did?
noSmokeFire: so far the mill has been extensive and indiscriminate
jwholla: what do you think hanweir battle mints taste like?
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Simriel: @jwholla Many Things
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noSmokeFire: if everyone is the problem, no one is
definenull: dat brass tho
chaostreader: increment the saga?
djalternative: anyway, this is a great way to wait out a water boil order, chat. highly recommend
Simriel: We are having trouble using one pen.
LRRbot: Xorn [2R] | Creature β Elemental [3/2] | If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Than many "plus one" treasures?
ipoddodd: that art's incredible
Mr_Horrible: it's radially symmetrical!
Bugberry: D&D has lots of really weird creatures unique to it.
MegaDosX: I mean, Xorn look weird to begin with, not just in this art
Simriel: The Xorn, the absolute classic 90s d&d monster design
singinnonsense: blame the og fiend folio (probably)
LRRbot: Key to the City [2] | Artifact | {T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Whenever Key to the City becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: yeah I think Wheeler is really fine drawing these gunks, tbh
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature β Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
RockPusher: Pepsiman!!!!
hd_dabnado: boots pass the turn (pass the turn)
zagman505: is there anywhere I can see the commanders?
Mr_Horrible: no, Wojak Investigator is someone terminally online, Serge
TehAmelie: Pepsiman summons a refreshing land and then taps it. classic Pepsiman
WriterRaven: @hd_dabnado She swing for four (swing for four), next thing you know~
LRRbot: Thousand Moons Smithy [2WW] (back: Barracks of the Thousand) | Legendary Artifact | When Thousand Moons Smithy enters, create a white Gnome Soldier artifact creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts and/or creatures you control." / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may tap five untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, transform Thousand Moons Smithy.
LRRbot: Barracks of the Thousand (front: Thousand Moons Smithy) | Legendary Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Whenever you cast an artifact or creature spell using mana produced by Barracks of the Thousand, create a white Gnome Soldier artifact creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts and/or creatures you control."
Alas_Babylon: <-- local genius
Mr_Bitterness: Ah yes, the Sex Bintarong
Balaur1135: @TehAmelie Does the refreshing land give life when tapped?
wifi12345678910: Mmmm, popcorn
TehAmelie: nope
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LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
TehAmelie: cause Pepsiman drinks the pepsi himself
CatarangPlays: Dies to Abrade
LadyAtarka: Boots with the fur
Balaur1135: @TehAmelie so it's like real pepsi, so acidic it can etch and clean metal?
Mr_Horrible: I'm seeing more and more of this Dani Pendergast art from Serge's deck and I want it
LRRbot: Untimely Malfunction [1R] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target artifact. / β’ Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. / β’ One or two target creatures can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He pondered destroying the orb.
Kentosaurus: then what would we ponder
circusofkirkus: that Land Destruction brings your deck up to bracket 2 wheeler
drcthulu: the orb is for pondering
LadyAtarka: Math is for blockers
Mr_Horrible: Mindcrank
frank_the_great: Hi chat, just got here, can you please explain "Unknown Runner Playtest" ?
Bugberry: more like Going one
Pharmacistjudge: !card mindcrank
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.
GasCityGaming:
Mindcrank!
definenull: UHH
circusofkirkus: Mind jack
MegaDosX: Um. TOS?
noSmokeFire: @frank_the_great Gavin's Unknown Event had custom cards for each of the Lrrmans
Dog_of_Myth:
adept_nekomancer: Mind jack
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.
Sorator13: WHEELER
WriterRaven: Mindjork
DeM0nFiRe: Mind Jorkin it
LadyAtarka: lewd
zagman505:
ipoddodd: wheeler just wanted an excuse for the motion
Mr_Horrible: who up crankin they mind
frank_the_great: @noSmokeFire Oh, that's super cool
noSmokeFire: no, mein crank
EricTheOrange: I'm seeing a lot of mill from G but not a lot of bears
SquareDotCube: I'm curious as to what malfunction would stop a barracks. Did the front door jam?
Garfi3ld: never seen the mindwank card before
djalternative: honestly thought it was mind jack
HadesLeprechaun: well he already milled the Memory Plunder
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
KeytarCat: I have to crank my mind in the morning like an old car in the winter
Mr_Horrible: and then the Fire Nation attacked
Pharmacistjudge: in case you want to see all the runners at once
definenull: the new daretti?
andreagustafson: lol I'm glad I decided to see if anything was happening on twitch.
TehAmelie: barracks are full of secret machinery that turns gold into orcs, should be easy to disrupt
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land β Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
BrowneePointz: Goblin Welder, Goblin Engineer, Daretti and Daretti Rocketeer Engineer?
djalternative: which goth?
GasCityGaming: who's the highland runner?
djalternative: nelson
goombalax: Nelly
BrowneePointz:
Gavin DID also say those picks are supposed to be indicative of CLASSES of cards
Pharmacistjudge: nice, Prof's fundraiser just hit 500k
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge yoooooooooooooooo
LRRbot: Simic Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.
GasCityGaming: ah, makes sense
Mr_Bitterness: @GasCityGaming Nelson; he forces all commanders to be shuffled in and everyone's life to 20
LoadingReadyRun: @Pharmacistjudge ncie!
Dog_of_Myth: @Pharmacistjudge Let's Goooo
frank_the_great: Whenever Gunk is not on the board, everyone should be asking "Where's Gunk?"
lirazel64: Huzzzah!
Sorator13: what's that about Phil?
BrowneePointz: Seasons don't Reave the Cleaver
Bugberry: !card reaver cleaver
LRRbot: The Reaver Cleaver [2R] | Legendary Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens." / Equip {3}
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, reavy cleavyyyyy
TehAmelie: also the name of a real villain in Preacher
Gooseblast:
"The thing about mill, you cant be afraid" into OH NO MY THING
LadyAtarka: ruh rohhh
pleonasticTautology: wealth AND power? in THIS economy?
MichaelSnowbird: @BrowneePointz you may have won the nite
Pharmacistjudge: mesmeric orb allows the viewers to see more cards. it's definitely the correct play for viewership!
BrowneePointz: Alright now wrath the board
Sorator13: @korvys pff
Cptasparagus: a dead angry baby
singinnonsense: complaning about milling certain card is also very commander
bytecaster: Angry babies do give haste, it's true
Mr_Bitterness: The Saga should tick up
Veshnikard: Fable?
Mr_Horrible: Serge is just the "Our blessed synergies" "Their barbarous engines" meme right now
LRRbot: Ancient Copper Dragon [4RR] | Creature β Elder Dragon [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Copper Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result.
Jensling: a commander Spike? or a commander Spike Feeder?
definenull: ooo
Balaur1135: OMG, Wheeling Runner is SOOOOO WHEELER
A_Dub888: @Jensling Well Serge is Jim's (not actually) brother soooooo
Balaur1135: "Watch me assemble a contraption from four random garbage pieces---what am I kididng, here's three of the power nine."
definenull: so anyway here's time twister
niccus: easy mode or hard mode?
MrPipboy3000: Secret is funnier
MegaDosX: Oh we got the gamut of reactions
Mr_Bitterness: How many of these are in German
niccus: writes note: needs notes
Mr_Bitterness: dangit Paul
LRRbot: Draugr Necromancer [3B] | Snow Creature β Zombie Cleric [4/4] | If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, exile that card with an ice counter on it instead. / You may cast spells from among cards in exile your opponents own with ice counters on them, and you may spend mana from snow sources as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Jadaris: gosh dangit i hope we get 2 games tonight
MegaDosX: Important note is that Wheeler will have to use treasures to pay costs that aren't red, since the Necromancer only gives the rainbow mana clause to snow lands
definenull: do i hear gunk's a-coming?
djalternative: seems like we're going to mill out pretty quick so probs a game 2
drcthulu: Lets you gunk it up
RaklarLS: @MegaDosX he can cast via his commander, no? the cards technically didn't start in his deck, if it's from an opponent
djalternative: It's just hard to see relative size from top down tbh
korvys: Ben will refill the libraries
Pharmacistjudge: Ben is going to add cards to the decks.
JDMan94: 100 cards is a lotta cards
RockPusher: Ben has arrived to gunk up this party
JDMan94: Plus the gunk
Balaur1135: @MegaDosX That's actually perfect, because that hand can be pitched for another hand. "Hey Wheeler, what's in the hand?" "I dunno, but it could be β¦ another hand!"
bytecaster: It's not symmetrical, so it's fair
thraximore: wheeler is gunk-weaving!
MegaDosX:
@RaklarLS Right, that's correct as well, I did forget that. I'm unfamiliar with Wheeler's commander, you see 
62MGcobra: 106 now
niccus: call him a game changer cause he's been here this whole time
definenull: oh there's gonna be a lot of shuffling
Jadaris: i just want to see an infinite amount of this lol
h3rsh3yb4r: just got in what is "ready to run"
MegaDosX: Oh shit if Graham brings the Mindcrank back
Balaur1135: But the Gunk Cards work with Wheeling Runner!
Fruan: You can use them to delve!
tehfewl: delve those gunks
Sorator13: @Balaur1135 For a certain definition of "work with"
TehAmelie: junk those gunks
HadesLeprechaun: hey can I get a deck count for my opponents? I think they have more than 100 cards
djalternative: Ben could've metagamed himself by putting Battle of Wits into Graham's deck
definenull:
run mizzix mastery to up the storm count 
Pharmacistjudge: they have to be cards since they have to be exist in the library and hand, which means it must exist in the graveyard too
LRRbot: Michiko's Reign of Truth [1W] (back: Portrait of Michiko) | Enchantment β Saga | I, II β Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / III β Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
RockPusher: Today on Dirty Jobs β Gunk Delver!
Sorator13: so uh, Ben, how many Gunk cards did you print?
MegaDosX:
So how many gunks did Ben bring? 
Balaur1135: Ben pulls out a Cube's worth of Gunk.
MarkovDescendant: Graham's deck is about to get very gunky.
bytecaster: Drink more Gunk I guess
LoadingReadyRun:
@djalternative how does battle of wits work when your deck can get *bigger* then the starting value
Balaur1135: @LoadingReadyRun Yes
Pharmacistjudge: @LoadingReadyRun quite well
LRRbot: Heroic Intervention [1G] | Instant | Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
superdude097: The Gnome is a 9/9 no?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no, Gunky!
superdude097: No, 8/8
definenull: "oh honey"
MegaDosX: Oh no
avjamethyst: did cori delivery the extra gunk?
corianderd: yeah
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhhh, gunkyyyyyy
TehAmelie: the gunk bank is closed
Sorator13: oh, nice
noSmokeFire: the gunk must flow
MegaDosX:
Yeah you're gonna need a lot
Jadaris: @TehAmelie oh no
LadyAtarka: Cori is MVP
frank_the_great: The word gunk has lost all meaning to me
MegaDosX: Oh dear
noSmokeFire: anybody running battle of wits?
definenull:
thank you for your work this stream, angel!
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avjamethyst: every time I see you I'll delivery 30 more gunk, eventually you'll have enough
Sorator13: gorgeous food token
HadesLeprechaun: the thing is that the gunk cards that appear to be smaller sleeves than their regular sleeves, so more likely to cut to gunk
ipoddodd: mmmmm, gunky
Fruan: Put Battle of Wits in your decks for Chicago, got it.
Juliamon: Chicagunk
corianderd: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gunk!
Alness49: If you're coming to Chicago, please bring additional Gunk for games against Ben
MegaDosX: Gunchago
HadesLeprechaun: because your fingers will grab the wider cards
NotCainNorAbel:
@corianderd 
nightsreach: on the bright side, gunk means no mill death
noSmokeFire: ben coming home with suitcases full of gunk
bytecaster: You will never be without gunk
Sorator13: BYOG - Bring Your Own Gunk
circusofkirkus:
MrPipboy3000: May you live in gunky times
MegaDosX: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
RockPusher: The gunk will continue until morale improves
definenull:
Jadaris: give me Gunk or give me death1
Mazrae: What does gunk do?
bytecaster: Honestly, it being able to loom on top of the deck adds to the gunk experience!
HadesLeprechaun: cycles for 4
noSmokeFire: @Mazrae that's the best part: nothing
LRRbot: The Bear Force Pilot Runner [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear Pilot Gamer [2/2] | When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2. / Ready to run
superdude097: @Mazrae Sorcery with no mana cost and "Cycling {4}"
MegaDosX: @Mazrae Nothing. They are sorceries with no rules text except for Cycling 4
definenull:
also ben just nonchalantly sleeving full art lands as gunk
korvys: (this is my bit for the evening)
MegaDosX: Oh right and also no mana cost
gnomebot1: Is he going to bring enough gunk in the trunk to Chicago?
RockPusher: Bears! Force! One!
ghizmou: gunk really grind the cascade gears to a halt
adambomb625: What's the flavor behind Ben giving Gunk?
Sorator13: oh god
tehfewl: um, achktually, the 2nd one would be bear force 2
Juliamon: adambomb625 He loves Gunk Slug
Alas_Babylon: @adambomb625 He's a huge fan of the Unknown event card Gunk Slug
Dog_of_Myth: @adambomb625 Ben loves Gunk Slug
definenull: one's the decoy
GasCityGaming: 1a and 1b
djalternative: bear force one is the one in the air
MegaDosX: One is Bearine One
drcthulu: twins basil
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you for asking.
Cptasparagus: Bear Force One and Bear Force A
Pharmacistjudge: well if the bear president is riding two vehicles simultenously, then they are both bear force one
TehAmelie: Bear Force One and Bear Force Plus One
couchboyj: Bear Force Another One
QuixoticScrivener: bear and spare
iconicshadow89: whichever vehicle the president is on becomes bear force one
WriterRaven: Bear Force One and Bear Force Other One
MegaDosX: Oh shit Bojuka Bog
MrPipboy3000: In Phyrexia, all will be Bear Force One
Mindfire13: Beamtown Beatstick is such a good card name
UWDJohn: gunk?
korvys: Oh hey, all the Runners are out
BusTed: very good
Jadaris: i'm so tempted to skip FNM draft to watch the rest of this lol
RampG4mes: hey guys what's going on
LRRbot: Contact Other Plane [3U] | Instant | Roll a d20. / 1β9 | Draw two cards. / 10β19 | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / 20 | Scry 3, then draw three cards.
definenull:
BusTed: here we go
MegaDosX: FANTASTIC
Cosmonautilis24: Oh god there's a Test of Endurance
RaklarLS: oh god, I know that white card in wheeler's hand. that's an amazing pull
Pharmacistjudge: so is wheeling contacting bear force one? he's contacting the plane.
circusofkirkus: don't worry about it kitten
Pharmacistjudge: adding gunk is a trigger
A_Dub888: *contacts other plane* βweβre sorry, the plane you have reached is no longer in serviceβ Damn Phyrexians
ShaneLeeAtk: We need a clean take of Gunk in my Library
Sorator13: If you had an instant draw spell, you could cast it in response to the trigger, yeah
LRRbot: Chilling Shade [2B] | Snow Creature β Shade [1/1] | Flying / {S}: Chilling Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Technobach: "There can only be one" ~One bear force one to the another one
BusTed: time for the box!
LRRbot: Test of Endurance [2WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 50 or more life, you win the game.
definenull: HA
WriterRaven: Graham, you could absolutely rename Bear Force Also to Bear Force Too.
Sorator13: @WriterRaven ooh
definenull: what are the ods
avjamethyst: oh it's in the reader
A_Dub888: Vintage legs
definenull: goozled
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: hahaha
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ElektroTal: hey Wheeler, Verhey says you can run Keeper of Favorites as a partner with Wheeling Runner if you want
LRRbot: Earwig Squad [3BB] | Creature β Goblin Rogue [5/3] | Prowl {2}{B} / When Earwig Squad enters, if its prowl cost was paid, search target opponent's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
TehAmelie:
collusion!
definenull: huh?!?
Dog_of_Myth: YEs
Bugberry: Prowl is cool, so is Freerunning
Gooseblast:
Gunk removal 
niccus: prowl cost?!
circusofkirkus:
BusTed: so nice
Dog_of_Myth:
pn55:
thraximore:
MrSarkhan:
circusofkirkus: anti-gunk tech
NarishmaReborn: THE CLEANERS ARE HERE!
Mr_Bitterness: the TECH
1y1e: the homie move!
TehAmelie: ear gunk is the natural counter to earwigs
Bugberry: get gunk out of those ears
pleonasticTautology: i ran earwig squad in my morningtide dimir rogues deck
WriterRaven: Ooh, Memoricide is an excellent gunk remover.
pleonasticTautology: back in the day
MegaDosX: That's extremely funny
ElektroTal: jester's sewage removal cap
HadesLeprechaun: Because their regular sleeves are wider than the Gunk sleeves, they are statistically far more likely to cut to Gunk, so maybe they shouldn't have another player cut?
Veshnikard: Literal netdecking
definenull: yeaaahhh
Balaur1135: @ElektroTal Jesters in the sewer? What is this, Thorn and Xorn?!
Kentosaurus: Does Wheeler's "side board" being vintage legal mean exclusively vintage? or could it be recent cards too?
definenull: oh no
BusTed:
Sorator13: >.<
MegaDosX: I have a bad feeling about this
noSmokeFire: @Pharmacistjudge this is shrek erasure
Kadrofle: Did Graham shuffle after Wheeler searched his library?
BrowneePointz: get a beveled rubber one that's designed for it
A_Dub888: theyβre the right size after all
MegaDosX: WHEELER
HadesLeprechaun: no, you're not supposed to use Q-tips, I recommend pipe cleaners
WriterRaven: I got my ears vacuumed a couple months ago. It was -fascinating-.
Pharmacistjudge: Please, just get some debrox.
cmdrud87: and that' how you uncture an ear drum
GasCityGaming: @Kentosaurus It could also be modern, just not on the vintage banned list
cmdrud87: *puncture
MrPipboy3000: So an old radio antenna is too good for you guys?
RaklarLS: or you dive deep enough into a pool/sea and the pressure pops out your gunk after a few dives
Kentosaurus: @GasCityGaming thanks
definenull: storm count 1
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Kipstar: get a bendy straw and suck
Alness49: Q tips are fine, but only as a rotary tool bit
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge adding this to my shopping list, thank you
Lord_Hosk: alternatively you could just let your earwax come out the way its supposed to and gently clean it off the outside of your ear in the shower.
definenull: is tendrils in the deck?!?
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LoadingReadyRun:
I kinda wish the gunk went on the *bottom* of the deck. It would faster to play but it would also make it so no one wants to use shuffle effects
Pharmacistjudge: that's so Raven
WriterRaven: cacaw!
pn55:
InfiniTokens: Love the Bear Force One tokens!
Balaur1135: @Pharmacistjudge I stopped using the things after the tip of one got dislodged VERY deeply in, and the clinician told me that it was NOT an uncommon event. Now, I just ... wash.
raulghoulia: if ben dies what happens to the gunk?
definenull: OH NO
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Aarek: GARY!
Simriel: @lord_hosk Not everyone's works that way to be fair. I need to go get mines syringed every so often
Dog_of_Myth: YES Gary
Fruan: GARY
Kadrofle: Oooo
MegaDosX: Oh that's even worse!
pleonasticTautology:
gary
TehAmelie: Gary, gunkmonger
salamisuperstar: I hope there's a Copper Tablet in that deck
agentofsaruman69:
brb booking a plane ticket to chicago, i want to play against this sooo bad
LadyAtarka: Just pull the earwax out like Shrek and use it like a candle.
Mr_Horrible: I did enjoy that in the earlier "Who's the villain?" evaluation did not include the guy with the explicitly villainous commander ability
Sorator13: "you only have to shuffle five gunk into your decks; it's not that big a deal"
Fruan: GUNKRY!
adept_nekomancer: Open the gunk spigots!
bytecaster: Now we know what he is selling, it's been gunk all along!
Kentosaurus: Gunk Merchant of Asphodel
neisan2112: Oh god yeah, please have a Copper Tablet
superdude097: Wait G's at 17 already?!
InfiniTokens: @Balaur1135 A bit disturbing out of context
ElektroTal: jesus, the gunker is out of control
ElektroTal: a gunk geyser
korvys: And the Orb makes the gunk better
Mazrae: Gary was theros block, right?
MegaDosX: @superdude097 Serge took a sledgehammer to his knees last turn
Balaur1135:
@InfiniTokens
MarkovDescendant: I'm always torn between Fallout and Horrors of Spider Island when it comes to saying Gary.
adept_nekomancer: @neisan2112 Only if it wasn't written by Ea Nasir.
Bacon_Trail: Ben that deck seems so goofy and fun
Dog_of_Myth: @Mazrae Eyp
superdude097: @MegaDosX Right
asthanius: make sure not to mana weave your gunk
Mr_Horrible: filling your deck with gunk to counter mill is like those 1-minute craft videos where they fill a hole in a table with uncooked ramen and paint over it
Dog_of_Myth: @Mazrae Yep I mean
unbanjitte: playing battle of wits in the sideboard for the Gunk meta
LRRbot: Nuka-Cola Vending Machine [3] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Create a Food token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.
ElektroTal: coke flavor
Bugberry: delicious flavor
EricTheOrange: Is Serge back on the food wagon?
Balaur1135: That's ... Korvold for sure
MegaDosX: The UB sets so far have had some exquisite flavour
Simriel: The taste of Nuka Cola!
Pharmacistjudge: what flavor? quantum? Clear? quartz?
MegaDosX: Even more milling!
Simriel: Cherry
BOTGrant:
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Balaur1135: @Pharmacistjudge I think Top's a flavor, or is that its spin?
MegaDosX: Serge mills two because Mesmeric Orb
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NarishmaReborn: mill 2
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
MegaDosX: Sounds like no
Sorator13: okay but that makes you mill four...
thraximore:
σ
Mr_Horrible: only 1 deck here isn't gunked up...
UnkeptFlea: what happens to the gunk if Ben dies?
korvys: Nothing
unbanjitte: gunk stays
Pharmacistjudge: Gunk are cards, not tokens
J_trans_rights: cause itβs a card shuffled into the deck and not a token
EricTheOrange: Bens gonna make sure no one mills out
Jadaris:
petition for 5 hour FNPF stream
MegaDosX: Because the gunk are cards in players' libraries I'd imagine they "own" them and so nothing happens when Ben leaves
Bacon_Trail: agree
MegaDosX: Or, rather, if Ben leaves
definenull: the stakes have never been lower
BrowneePointz: I LOVE Uncommander done in the SPIRIT of commander
TheAwkes: Also it's not a permanent that Ben owns, they're conjured by the ability.
Sorator13: The *spirit* of that rule would be that Ben takes the gunk with him, because those are cards he literally owns and he's supposed to be able to go play another game without waiting for this one to end?
MegaDosX: !card bloodletter of aclazotz
LRRbot: Bloodletter of Aclazotz [1BBB] | Creature β Vampire Demon [2/4] | Flying / If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead.
Sorator13: but I don't think the actual application of the rule works
LRRbot: Dread Summons [XBB] | Sorcery | Each player mills X cards. For each creature card put into a graveyard this way, you create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
definenull: D:
Syntheticuh:
is there a place to see the runners?
MegaDosX: WOW
Sorator13: You also mill, G
definenull: zombears, if you will
MegaDosX: Well, we have a new winner for biggest whiff off this card
thraximore:
Sorator13:
BusTed: This is zany. I love it.
Paspantoute:
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Fruan: Mill + gunk is hilarious
Pharmacistjudge: they are on scryfall
pn55:
drcthulu: It got all gunked upl
noSmokeFire: I love the gunk deck and the mill deck fighting for dominance
adept_nekomancer: "I can't make zombies out of this, it's just gunk"
thraximore: oops all gunk
rogerivany: 0/16?
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
Transmuted_Elf: Graham casting that spell in the middle of new cemetery wasn't a great idea.
Simriel: Finds a bunch of Gunk instead of zombies.
Sorator13: "why did my zombies decay into gunk?"
MegaDosX: That's a few bullets dodged
Juliamon: Gisa's probably like "you're just not trying hard enough"
LoadingReadyRun: "Strip Gunk" is a whole other game
LRRbot: Sanctum of Eternity | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Return target commander you own from the battlefield to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun "game" you say
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EricTheOrange: judge question. if ben leaves the game does all his gunk get removed from the other players decks?
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun adding gunk cards to the strip poker deck so people have to put clothes back on
A_Dub888: @juliamon βSkill issueβ - Gisa probably
definenull: here for long time *and* a good time
Dog_of_Myth: @EricTheOrange Nope
zagman505: isn't earwig only if you prowled though?
Pharmacistjudge: @EricTheOrange i rule it does not.
thraximore: !card earwig
LRRbot: Earwig Squad [3BB] | Creature β Goblin Rogue [5/3] | Prowl {2}{B} / When Earwig Squad enters, if its prowl cost was paid, search target opponent's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
ipoddodd:
earwig is only on prowl cost 
MegaDosX: We were just talking about that and I don't think it does either
MegaDosX: Also Pharmacistjudge said no
LRRbot: Slippery Bogbonder [3G] | Creature β Human Druid [3/3] | Flash / Hexproof / When Slippery Bogbonder enters, put a hexproof counter on target creature. Then move any number of counters from among creatures you control onto that creature.
BrowneePointz: yea normally you take what YOU own
shamblingkrenshar: This is my gunk, it was made for me!
TheAwkes: The game pieces representing them may be owned by him, but the objects as the game cares about them were conjured by the ability.
pn55:
The gunk is a YOU problem
FinestOtter: "I swear I know how to do this... there must be no bodies in this graveyard" - Graham while necromancing
pleonasticTautology: @pn55 that's why i have an inhaler now
Bugberry: It is kind of weird how Ikoria has the same kinds of Boggles as Lorwyn/Shadowmoor
definenull: so does that also mean they get to keep the gunk post-game?
MegaDosX:
As you might imagine, the CR doesn't really cover this eventuality
MegaDosX: Serge no
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, CR will never cover this
asthanius: squad is only if prowl was paid
MegaDosX: I mean.
pleonasticTautology: lmao ben
Sorator13: Ben please
Pharmacistjudge: it works in alchemy *because* it will never work in paper.
Jadaris: ben no
hd_dabnado: hold on let him cook
Bugberry: !card gunk slug
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature β Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
kumatsu: chat remind me to beat Ben up next week for making that statement
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Alchemy" and "Works" don't really belong in the same sentence.
definenull: gunk at first sight
noSmokeFire: love at first gunk
circusofkirkus: Gunk Slug is Ben's valentine
Fruan: Gavin is merely holding a mirror up to Ben's sickness.
A_Dub888: wouldnβt the gunk just cover up any rules?
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley they do work within the rules though
LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
Sorator13: "I am the one who gunks!"
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Bacon_Trail: Ben just makes gunk look too fun, Wheeler wanted to have gunk fun too
superdude097: Ulmer draws off the discard of Control Magic, right? Or did he already?
Pharmacistjudge: Alchemy is specifically *not* in the comprehensive rules of the game
BananaF4p: i have gunk in my chest right now cuse im sick
Bacon_Trail: Remember to share the gunk fun with your brother Ben
Sorator13: @BananaF4p well, sleeve it up and you can use it!
BananaF4p: lol
MegaDosX: This is excellent
MegaDosX: WHAT
definenull: WHAT
MegaDosX: Angel what did you do
circusofkirkus: so is that Bracket 4 then
avjamethyst: it was random!
drcthulu: basalt monolith?
ipoddodd: calling it intruder alarm
ElektroTal: wait, how is ben doing the random pulls?
unbanjitte: i was also wondering that
shamblingkrenshar: Its slime time
drcthulu: @ElektroTal his commander
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Barkeep, give me another!
BananaF4p: just kill me - the gunk problemly
unbanjitte: no but like logistically
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Angel put together a bunch of cards at random from his collection to pick from
pleonasticTautology: wheeler? his commander pulls a random vintage card
circusofkirkus: @ElektroTal box of 80 cards set aside by angel from scryfall random
Bacon_Trail: He has a randomized sideboard of 80 cards
ElektroTal: aha, love that
Sorator13: @ElektroTal Paul & Angel did 80 random pulls earlier and provided those cards
Scarbble: @ElektroTal his commander does it but also angel put together a bunch of stuff without his knowledge
MrPipboy3000: "Gunk me!" ... needs to be a button
A_Dub888: Angel gave him a box of assorted cards, he doesnβt know whatβs in it
couchboyj: Bracket + or - 5
WriterRaven: Gary, no! GARY YES
ElektroTal: and yeah, i had the wheeling runner at vegas in my sealed =)
pn55:
definenull: and wheeler has kiki?
neisan2112: And he has the Reflection?!
Mr_Bitterness: Double Garies!
MegaDosX: Now that's a clock
unbanjitte: how many gunks did ulmer bring
DeM0nFiRe:
Bacon_Trail: This game is amazing
drcthulu: that's a lot of gunk
adept_nekomancer: Uh-oh, gunkies.
KaleidoscopeMind: so much money!
A_Dub888: gong hay fat choy!
thraximore: hahaha
Sorator13: @unbanjitte We're using "backwards cards in sleeves" now
pn55: This is so silly. I love it!
Pharmacistjudge: 50% gunk by volume?
LRRbot: Killing Wave [XB] | Sorcery | For each creature, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay X life.
JDMan94: I'm also approaching 50% gunk as we get closer to spring
BananaF4p: im a 75% gunk per bottel
InfiniTokens: How does one clean gunk off of silk?
NarishmaReborn: i want wheeler to somehow gray merchant into a win off that test of endurance in his graveyard
definenull: oh no g is in trouble
Pharmacistjudge: i just bring it to a dry cleaner
A_Dub888: @infinitokens very carefully
BananaF4p: dish soap
Sogheim: are we living the gunk life?
BusTed:
adept_nekomancer: We need more gunk, stat!
ipoddodd: This feels like a really bad calculus problem, where there's gunk going in to the deck at x rate, and the deck is being milled at y rate. what's the gunk by deck size at time z?
InfiniTokens: You have some Gunk in the Trunk
corianderd: border agents are going to ask me things
MrPipboy3000: You need you a gunk wrangler
definenull: at this point just keep a dice to track the # of gunk in the bin and reuse the rest
Fruan: 120 gunk, plus some because of lifegain.
pleonasticTautology: @corianderd "i cleared someone's sinuses."
WriterRaven: I didn't choose the gunk life. The gunk life chose me - with some help from Ben.
raulghoulia: bringing to cons one box commander decks one box gunk
Transmuted_Elf: so folks here is the thing we need to do, each of us need to mail ben Gunk cards
adept_nekomancer: @corianderd What are the import restrictions on gunk?
Pharmacistjudge: so the real consequence for ben playing his commander is he has to carry like 500 tokens as well.
BananaF4p: youtube title - made a house out of gunk!
djalternative: Ben, you want me to go to a print shop and have them ready for you here in Chicago?
pleonasticTautology: that really huge yu gi oh deck but it's just gunk
NarishmaReborn: get just a stack of grimer and muks
thraximore: love the new art on killing wave
InfiniTokens: @corianderd What percentage Gunk do you have to be in order to be required to declare it?
Nigouki: what you really need is gunk sleeves and then put whatever in them backwards
Sorator13: okay, but how many of those cards in hand are gunk
superdude097: Ulmer's Gary is still exiled, right? Dunno if he's got reanimation effects
LoadingReadyRun: just a bunch of Pokemon Garbodor cards
oberon939: Fire the cannon at funky boy!!
BusTed:
@LoadingReadyRun 
oberon939: Gunky*
avjamethyst: paul has the art
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun oh i was thinking grimer/muk
LoadingReadyRun: @avjamethyst I do!
LRRbot: Dark Deal [2B] | Sorcery | Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one.
BrowneePointz: I run this in Greasefang!
HadesLeprechaun: so if you Mizzix's Mastery, your Gunk adds to Storm but otherwise does nothing
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Sharp-Eyed Rookie [1G] | Creature β Human Detective [2/2] | Vigilance / Whenever a creature you control enters, if its power is greater than Sharp-Eyed Rookie's power or its toughness is greater than Sharp-Eyed Rookie's toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on Sharp-Eyed Rookie and investigate.
LRRbot: Midnight Guard [2W] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters, untap Midnight Guard.
LRRbot: Pest Summoning [1{B/G}{B/G}] | Sorcery β Lesson | Create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Balaur1135: @HadesLeprechaun is it a spell? If it can't be cast, then it adds to nothing, no?
Sorator13: It's a sorcery, but it has no casting cost
shushu2539: gunk the world
frank_the_great: We Legend of the Gonding up in here?
niccus: apex devastator into gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk
Sorator13: so I think Mizzix's Mastery would indeed cast it for no effect
pleonasticTautology: forbidden alchemy didn't scan
pleonasticTautology: what's it do
GasCityGaming: !card forbidden alchemy
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
pleonasticTautology: oh thanks paul
Bacon_Trail: Ben adding his own new achievements like arena did this week
seanmrwick: oooh are these precon commanders?
Balaur1135: Wait, Gunks are sorceries? Huh, that does change things
pleonasticTautology: and gascity
unbanjitte: codex shredder unbeatable in the gunk meta
definenull: so far, those vintage pulls have not been bbad
type_variable: wheres wheeler's magnivore
Bacon_Trail: MAKE THESE PRECONS GAVIN
LRRbot: Hopeless Nightmare [B] | Enchantment | When Hopeless Nightmare enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. / When Hopeless Nightmare is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, scry 2. / {2}{B}: Sacrifice Hopeless Nightmare.
Bacon_Trail: I WILL BUY
pleonasticTautology: @seanmrwick these are commanders that are themselves
ztghostie: The LRR Precons, of course
shamblingkrenshar: I think Ben has won the moral victory here
pleonasticTautology: and also graham's running kathleen, his wife
seanmrwick: @pleonasticTautology @pleonasticTautology oooh ok
seanmrwick: I got here just seconds ago
unbanjitte: haughty djinn kind of busted in the gunk meta
pleonasticTautology: fair!
LRRbot: Infesting Radroach [2B] | Creature β Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / Infesting Radroach can't block. / Whenever Infesting Radroach deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters. / Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if Infesting Radroach is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.
pleonasticTautology: gavin verhey (sp) from wotc made commanders of a bunch of lrr folks
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge can you drop the scryfall link to all the lrrmanders pls
Gooseblast: Radical!
chaostreader: Graham needs some life.
pleonasticTautology: thanks :3
LoadingReadyRun: What happens when someone has a 100% gunk deck?
neisan2112: Oh jesus, I hate this art so fucking much
WriterRaven: ^
wifi12345678910: Graham thinks they're Radical
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun something chaotic I would assume
GasCityGaming: !card wastenote
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MrUglama: i came in late, what are these commanders?
GasCityGaming: !card waste not
LRRbot: Waste Not [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add {B}{B}. / Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.
Bacon_Trail: @LoadingReadyRun Ben gets the morale victory
Darleysam: are we sure 'gunk' has a hard 'g'
definenull: TogChamp
chaostreader: @mruglama They are the cards Gavin made designed after these people n
InfiniTokens: Is it aTOG or Atog?
LRRbot: Portrait of Michiko (front: Michiko's Reign of Truth) | Enchantment Creature β Human Noble [0/0] | Portrait of Michiko gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Sorator13: I prefer his brother, Toga
Bacon_Trail: *moral ... but typo also works
DeM0nFiRe: Wait if someone's deck gets 100% gunk, then it's a culture victory I think
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge @MrUglama here's the scryfall link
BrowneePointz: Michigo Kurasaki
MegaDosX: There's no tenten above the ko
lamina5432: susan
A_Dub888: Michigan Kasuga
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz good reference
Cosmonautilis24: She is summon sick?
MrUglama: @pleonasticTautology thanks!
MegaDosX: She is indeed summoning sick
LRRbot: Astrid Peth [1W] | Legendary Creature β Human [2/2] | Whenever Astrid Peth enters or attacks, create a Food token. / Brand-new Sky β Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores.
pleonasticTautology: @MrUglama np! trying to help :3
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz oh that reminds me I need to catch up on Bleach
LoadingReadyRun: so the card has a picture of the portrait of Michiko?
LRRbot: Apothecary White [3W] | Legendary Creature β Human Cleric [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. / {W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
MegaDosX: Ben how dare you not play your gunk deck perfectly, we expect better, smh
Pharmacistjudge: i cosplayed her
LoadingReadyRun: @Pharmacistjudge nice!
A_Dub888: whenever YOU attack, not just her
Pharmacistjudge: no one knew who i was because, well no one remembers the clue commanders
Tweediculous: What's poppin peoples?
GasCityGaming: Gunk, lots of gunk
Phailhammer:
@LoadingReadyRun Ceci n'est pas une Michiko.
BrowneePointz: Kylie Minogue!
Bacon_Trail: @Pharmacistjudge bummer because I love that flavor win for you haha
BrowneePointz: Yes Paul a picture of a portrait
Pharmacistjudge: Apothecary white is the most recent legendary "pharmacist" in mtg
Tweediculous: Graham, I recently read about how you had/beat cancer. So happy for you. It's taken a large toll across my family and am so happy for you
wifi12345678910: how does portrait have haste?
FinestOtter: AStrid triggers for sacrificing food
J_trans_rights: sorry serge referring to himself in the third person kinda threw me off
wifi12345678910: oh nvm
TheAwkes: Get the Bronze sleeves ready.
Technobach: moonshine gunk
unbanjitte: 2nd place gunk
noSmokeFire: honey, we have guests, break out the good gunk
definenull: (we could keep track of gunk in the bin with dice and reuse the rest)
ipoddodd: Can we recycle binned gunk?
UnkeptFlea: uncommon gunk
BrowneePointz: you mean Kylie Minogues
circusofkirkus: but that's less funny
Sorator13: gunk recycling is a novel idea
definenull: but yeah whatever is funnier is best
Tweediculous: gotttttaa consider the content.
Kadrofle: @BrowneePointz I watched the episode with Astrid so many times and didn't know it was Kylie Minogues until this past year, lol
definenull: i hope we keep track of total gunk end of game
Bacon_Trail: Definitely want to see the side by side of everyone's graveyards and decks at the end of this
Bacon_Trail: Or a before and after de-gunking
superdude097: Mills 2
Sorator13: Mill
Sorator13:
predrag11: !card mesmeric orb
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Sorator13: uh oh, gunky
drcthulu: 3 commander gunk
Lord_Hosk: I feel like the commander gunk should be a different color
MegaDosX: Oh dear
Darleysam: mr president a 700th gunk has hit the deck
BananaF4p: 0o0
definenull: this game would be a lot longer if not for the orb, i think
Mazrae: How much gunk left?
Bacon_Trail: @Mazrae yes
Sorator13: We have nigh infinite gunk
MegaDosX: @Mazrae In Ben's stash or Graham's library?
A_Dub888: could G have deluged for more than 2?
MegaDosX: If so, yes
LRRbot: The Bear Force Pilot Runner [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear Pilot Gamer [2/2] | When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2. / Ready to run
PatMx: omg is lrr live
PatMx: love u guys
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 You can't pay life that you don't have, so no
Lord_Hosk: bear force too
phoenixfeather14: ^
WriterRaven: ^
GasCityGaming: Bear Force, in addition to?
e_bloc: you can tell it can fly because it's not built by Boeing
control_rig: Bear Force One Bear Force Uno Bear Force Un
r10pez10: I call it Afterlifepay
ztghostie: whelp everyone enjoy the game, my pos ISP has decided its throttle time
Pharmacistjudge:
definenull: and with your gunk
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Happy Gunkentine's Day!
LoadingReadyRun: I believe the plural is Bears Force One?
MegaDosX: Sangromancer with the gunk is gross
accountmadeforants: Gunk down for GUNK
GasCityGaming:
Ben coming with that secret Elixer of immortality tech
BusTed:
MegaDosX: He hit a rich vein of gunk
pn55:
Kadrofle: This gunk is really working well with the orb, lol
control_rig: HAHAHAH
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: they're alternating different gunk too
raulghoulia: yall are gremlins
thraximore: hahahahahaha
Sorator13: alright, who has Wheel of Fortune?
junkwarrior58: i stepped away for a bit and wow
UnkeptFlea: I love the schoolyard game of gunk, gunk, goose
Sorator13: wait, that's not what I meant
HadesLeprechaun: This Mesmeric Orb has really changed the game, lol
LRRbot: Surly Badgersaur [3R] | Creature β Badger Dinosaur [3/3] | Whenever you discard a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Surly Badgersaur. / Whenever you discard a land card, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, Surly Badgersaur fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Sorator13: Time Spiral, that's what I meant
MegaDosX: Oh yeah this boy
definenull: daaang
h3rsh3yb4r: that was a lrr preview card right?
MegaDosX: It's the red Bone Miser
Darleysam: Sir Lee!
Bugberry: Madblind Mountain would be interesting in this.
3and4fifths: Is dash hopes in the gunk deck?
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature β Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
definenull: oh right, this and the trilobyte huh
LoadingReadyRun: Note: There are no non-Surly Badgersaurs
definenull: we all gunk down here
Bacon_Trail: this is so much fun, thank you for playing this
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun GAVIN
MegaDosX: WheelerPOG
GasCityGaming: egg
LRRbot: Thieving Magpie [2UU] | Creature β Bird [1/3] | Flying / Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.
thraximore: yooo
ArcOfTheConclave: how does Ben's random cards work?
accountmadeforants: Two more gunk, twunk
control_rig: Oh Thieving Magpie I remember that card. God that takes me back
MegaDosX: Angel picked a bunch of cards from Wheeler's collection at random
MegaDosX: And so he can pull from them at random
tehfewl: someone had to read what thieving magpie does?
thraximore: this card fucks
NarishmaReborn: magpie such a star
MegaDosX: SHEOLDRED
MegaDosX: Vile.
FinestOtter: Wheeler made a pretty good meta call being a card that is pretty resilient against gunk
Bugberry: Some of my first Magic cards were the 8th edition Blue starter deck with this Magpie
Sorator13: @ArcOfTheConclave when Wheeler (the card) deals combat damage to a player, Wheeler (the player) can discard his hand and draw four random cards
thraximore: @Bugberry yo same!!!!
MegaDosX: BEN NO
definenull: !card elixir of immortality
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.
Mazrae: So they have to mill = to lands?
GasCityGaming: I was SOP excited for a second lol
type_variable: boooo ben
r10pez10: !card The Wheeling Runner
LRRbot: The Wheeling Runner [3R] | Legendary Creature β Splinter Gamer [3/4] | You may spend any type of mana to cast cards that didn't start in your deck. / Whenever The Wheeling Runner deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, choose four Vintage-legal cards at random. Add those cards to your hand. / Ready to run
accountmadeforants: Unlimited. POWER
thraximore: I still play the sleight of hand from mine
superdude097: @Mazrae As many cards as they untap. So if they attack, they mill for the creatures too
Sorator13: @Mazrae EAch time a card untaps, its owner mills one. So lands, creatures, artifacts...
LRRbot: Jet Medallion [2] | Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Crypt Ghast [3B] | Creature β Spirit [2/2] | Extort / Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.
definenull: oh no
MegaDosX: Extort oh no
definenull: G might be dead
Bugberry: Crypt Ghast, as seen in Watamote
Mindfire13: Notable not a Vampire
LRRbot: Bloodchief Ascension [B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 2 or more life this turn, you may put a quest counter on Bloodchief Ascension. / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if Bloodchief Ascension has three or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 2 life. If you do, you gain 2 life.
A_Dub888:
Sorator13: excuse me
Pharmacistjudge: no...you gain 3
HadesLeprechaun: yeah you gain 3
Kadrofle: Extort is for each, right?
zoroslegend: gain 3
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben gains equal to life lost
Mindfire13: Extort is total life lost
LRRbot: Infesting Radroach [2B] | Creature β Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / Infesting Radroach can't block. / Whenever Infesting Radroach deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters. / Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if Infesting Radroach is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.
superdude097: Extort is "That much life"
Foxmar320:
I get here in time for Graham to die. 
Mazrae: Now time to un gunk the deck
JDMan94: Graham becomes the gunk dealer
kumatsu: we need a visual of how large G's Gunk Pile was at end of game
control_rig: Graham explodes in gunk, covering everyone else
type_variable: so ben should be at 43
LRRbot: Howling Mine [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.
nifleon: Does Graham prefer foil or non?
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben should be at 43 but I'm not sure it matters too much
Kentosaurus: what gets gunk stains out?
Freezerassasin: Now 44
TheAwkes: Time to count the gunk.
Commodore_Perry_GG: can we get a gunk count?
type_variable: 45 now
30teracyte: ben should have 5 more
MegaDosX: 45 total now
J_trans_rights: foil gunk
ipoddodd: ben's deck needs a copper tablet, tbh
unbanjitte: gunk check?
GasCityGaming: @J_trans_rights funk
Sorator13: !card copper tablet
LRRbot: Copper Tablet [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.
r10pez10: damn, extort is each?
definenull: don't forget the bin G
asddsa28: "im not going to win" i love you ben
InfiniTokens: Do we need paper towels?
MegaDosX: Yeah Graham your graveyard needs a good deep clean too
Bacon_Trail: G can we see gunk vs nongunk left in library?
Pharmacistjudge: extort is each, i remember it distinctly because of how busted extort was in 2HG
Pharmacistjudge: you drain for 2 and your team gains 2 for each extort
djalternative: Ben, bad news. I was trolling around to see what actual custom-printed gunk playing cards would cost and it's way WAY more than reasonable.
Sorator13: "he gunked me" is a disturbing sentence
HadesLeprechaun: Wheeler just needs to discard a couple sorceries and I think Ben loses to Waste Not
wifi12345678910: Radical!
superdude097: Orb is gone now at least
MegaDosX: And no more mill
UtilityPunk: Why are we here? Just to shuffle? Every night, I can feel it in my deck
sharkbearagator769: How many drinks Wheeler?
FinestOtter: Bloodchief ascencion won't count Graham right?
Kadrofle: Rad is after draw
MegaDosX: Well. Rad counter mills
drcthulu: rad is pre main phase
Bionull: Waaaas the mesmeric a problem?
MegaDosX: Rad is precombat main phase
HadesLeprechaun: rad is after draw
Pharmacistjudge: rad is precombat main
Mazrae: G, I love the color of your sleeves
HadesLeprechaun: same phase as sagas
MegaDosX: For reference
kumatsu: ape together strong
HadesLeprechaun: dicarding sorceries makes him mill, yes?
MegaDosX: Discarding nonlands would make Ben draw
MegaDosX: So not mill but it'd make his library thinner
djalternative: turns out, custom printed playing cards cost about $1 per card
type_variable: nobody pay attention to bens elciri of immortality
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Kadrofle:
Sorator13: look, we're all gunked up, okay?
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accountmadeforants:
Mai_Andra: directly in the middle, one eye for each camera...
MegaDosX: Ben has been shuffling gunk into chat as well this whole time
definenull: what is chat if not gunk manifest
LadyAtarka: Iβm chill. Iβm just sitting here trapped by cats.
TheBorzoi: He can attack with as many creatures he wants. He will just die if he attacks with more than 1.
TheAwkes: Final gunk count for Graham?
snowewolf: ah commanda when a turn can take anywhare form 5 seconds to half an hour
Sorator13: Ben may have Elixir of Immortality, but Serge has the Coffee of Life
drcthulu: @djalternative you can probably get a discount for bulk amounts
raulghoulia: what a convoluted propaganda that is
Transmuted_Elf: Serge was trying to be kingmaker
definenull:
MegaDosX: Thick vein of gunk
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LRRbot: Arcane Investigator [1U] | Creature β Elf Wizard [2/1] | Search the Room β {5}{U}: Roll a d20. / 1β9 | Draw a card. / 10β20 | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
MegaDosX: Synergy!
Bionull: Bloodchief got another counter, right?
definenull: nice!
Lord_Hosk: bulk amounts on playing cards is probably in the hundreds of decks like tens of thousands of cards not 50-200
LRRbot: Zendikar's Roil [3GG] | Enchantment | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Elemental creature token.
definenull: HAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
definenull: HUBRIS
MegaDosX: HE DID IT
MrSarkhan:
Sorator13:
A_Dub888:
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
Bacon_Trail: amazing
Kadrofle: The "AAAAH" lol
Mr_Horrible: ya boi may be in a spot of trouble
EricTheOrange: the herbis of his actions
MegaDosX: That's fucking hilarious
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control_rig: Killed by his own Howling Mine oh my GOD
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KWardJenx: Ha! Delicious gunk
Sorator13: Wheeler lost two, so he gets 2 gunk?
control_rig: The Hurbis
3and4fifths: if he has a way to tap it during his upkeep...
Pharmacistjudge: i think the badgersaur might be deacd
MegaDosX: Now what nonsense is Wheeler going to get from his pit now
Pharmacistjudge: it fought two things
LRRbot: Fungal Reaches | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on Fungal Reaches. / {1}, Remove X storage counters from Fungal Reaches: Add X mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}.
r10pez10: this rules wtf
raulghoulia: what happens if you cascade into a gunk?
HadesLeprechaun: @raulghoulia it gets cast and does nothing
definenull: *snrk*
noSmokeFire: I love this board state
LadyAtarka: Ben on Ben violence
pleonasticTautology: omg
LRRbot: Idol of Oblivion [2] | Artifact | {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. / {8}, {T}, Sacrifice Idol of Oblivion: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.
MegaDosX: Idol is great
Mr_Horrible: he's got a slim window but it's a window
MegaDosX: Now can Ben win on his upkeep?
Bionull: Pretty sure bloodchief is active
LoadingReadyRun:
oh!, new idea for gunk cards: get a bunch of "rules for poker" cards from decks of playing cards
TheBorzoi: Bloodchief's trigger is also a "may"
MegaDosX: You could just use art cards for gunk
definenull: more gunk!
Mr_Horrible: mikikiki center of the siki
korvys: Can you somehow gunk yourself?
r10pez10: binder full of gunk in the night
Commodore_Perry_GG: Serge got his wish to get to untap with Ben out of the game
MegaDosX:
So we're getting a game 2 right? Right?
Bacon_Trail:
Kentosaurus: do the gunks stay when ben dies?
Pharmacistjudge: i think the badgersaur should be dead
Pharmacistjudge: it fought two things
MegaDosX: @Kentosaurus The judge ruling has been yes
Bacon_Trail: @MegaDosX yes please
5fivecent: whatβs the awesome card??#
MegaDosX: Ben what was the last card you drew?
enjoistuff: still has rad right? or did he get them removed
definenull: may we please see the de-gunkening piles
Kentosaurus: @MegaDosX thanks
MegaDosX: @enjoistuff He lost both rad counters
northos: 2 is not 0!
Kadenus: GGs
HadesLeprechaun: Gunk should be the ad cards that appear in boosters and such, telling you about Arena or whatever
Bacon_Trail: PLEASE
Sorator13: nice!
enjoistuff: @MegaDosX ah ty
Mazrae: How much Gunk were given out
insanecat6mtg:
KWardJenx: Bravo!!!
Sorator13: G, please do not taste the gunk
DeM0nFiRe: Uhhhhh one more?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How many gunk in the decks?
Bacon_Trail: YESSSSS
thraximore: YAAAAA
ThirdGames: Yeaaaaaah
GasCityGaming: Yay!
MegaDosX: Ben what was the card
Sorator13: \o/
CompleatedPinkie: Ah, I guess the Elixir was destroyed while I went afk...
KWardJenx: Yeah!!
ShaneLeeAtk: Hell yeah!
MegaDosX: Aw.
KaleidoscopeMind: cycle the decks?
Alness49: Refresh the Gunk Cartridge
Mr_Horrible: would love to see a stack comparison of how much gunk everyone ended up with
adept_nekomancer: Break out the tarps, time to clean that gunk
wifi12345678910: My favorite star wars character was Gunk droid
TheAwkes: I'd guess that was about ~40 gunk Graham handed back from his pool?
J_trans_rights: @compleatedpinkie I think the elixir was a bit
JDMan94: It was a bit
Mr_Horrible: just like an infomercial: "THIS <slams down pile> is how much gunk is sitting in YOUR DECK right now!"
Sorator13: alas
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Pharmacistjudge: I wasn't paying too much attention but i don't think many Serge, Wheeler or Graham gained any life. so between the 3 of them, I think it was what? 90 gunk or so? it would cap out at 120.
Commodore_Perry_GG: I liked when everyone was shouting Gunk in Return of the King
Sorator13: *slaps roof of deck* this baby can hold so much gunk
definenull: "this is your deck. this is your deck on gunk"
CompleatedPinkie: @J_trans_rights Ah, okay.
MegaDosX: Wheeler hitting the earwigs or whatever it was to clean people's decks of gunk was hilarious
r10pez10: !fn question
LoadingReadyRun: @r10pez10 that's a good point. "Bump in the nights are gunk" would work
MegaDosX: And yeah, hard to count the amount of gunk but it was a /lot/
Simriel: My Internet went down. Who won?
MegaDosX: Serge won
r10pez10: serge by a hair
Simriel: Serge killed Wheeler?
Sorator13: Yep
MegaDosX: Graham died to extort, Ben milled out, and Serge clobbered Wheeler with Nettlecyst and Portrait of Michiko
Mr_Horrible: Gunk in the Night, an enchantment that makes cycling a gunk also bump someone other than the enchantment owner
Commodore_Perry_GG: @pharmacistjudge most of the life gain was from Beng although Wheeler gained 15 from his Gary
Pharmacistjudge: but only 5 of that is added because that gain was offset by G and serge losing 5
Sorator13: so from what Wheeler said earlier, the plan is to set aside the random cards he drew in game 1, not shuffle them back into the random card pool
JDMan94: Yup
Pharmacistjudge: no that doesn't make sense...disregard that last statement
Pharmacistjudge: you are right
WriterRaven: Silly concept time. Flashgunk mechanic: you can cast it from your graveyard if you exile Gunk cards from opponents' hands, graveyards, and/or libraries equal to the flashgunked card's mana value.
Pharmacistjudge: I'm waiting for gunk leeches. remove x gunk from your opponents library, they lose x life
Mr_Horrible: Gunk Glutton or somesuch, yeah
CypherRaze: Gunk-letting. Like bloodletting, but with gunk
Pharmacistjudge: pimple popping?
Mr_Horrible: look I ain't here to judge
KaleidoscopeMind: gunk leeches
definenull: !card lobotomy
LRRbot: Lobotomy [2UB] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand, then you choose a card other than a basic land card from it. Search that player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as the chosen card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
WriterRaven: Exgunkuinate. XBB Sorcery: exile X Gunks from opponents' libraries, you gain life equal to the number of Gunks exiled.
Mai_Andra: β«
KaleidoscopeMind: sounds like that tapeworm treatment
KaleidoscopeMind: or like balancing humors
Commodore_Perry_GG: Boss Nass is my favorite Gunkan
r10pez10: the five humours
FinestOtter: !card new perspectives
LRRbot: New Perspectives [5U] | Enchantment | When New Perspectives enters, draw three cards. / As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, you may pay {0} rather than pay cycling costs.
r10pez10: blood, pus, yellow bile, black bile, gunk
Kentosaurus: I only buy locally-sourced free-range organic gunk
Sorator13: I produce my own gunk
FinestOtter: Did Ben put the anti-gunk tech in Graham's deck?
Sorator13: Only way to know it's produced to standards
WriterRaven: @Sorator13 If you can't make your own gunk, storebought is fine.
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 okay but what are those standards?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @FinestOtter Fluctuator?
LRRbot: Vivid Crag | Land | Vivid Crag enters tapped with two charge counters on it. / {T}: Add {R}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Vivid Crag: Add one mana of any color.
FinestOtter: @Dread_Pirate_Westley New perspectives is what i was thinking
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: baefarer's wobble
BananaF4p: its a christmas murical ... wait
Mr_Horrible:
the play
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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HarmonisedMelody: Let's go Gunk Slug!
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frank_the_great:
Paul, Gunk Slug isn't commander legal
djalternative: don't worry. I got that joke, Ben.
r10pez10: it's 2025 and i can't stop playing bejeweled 3
KaleidoscopeMind: caffeinated gunk?
Pharmacistjudge: longterm life goal is to get a Gavin card of my own
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 it survived to reach 3 for a reason
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.
definenull: speed runn!
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Oh boy
r10pez10: oh boy
BananaF4p: lets GOOOOO
Commodore_Perry_GG: "I haven't seen Magic get so bonkers since the release of Belgian techno anthem Gunk Up the Jam. " - Philomena Gunk
tehfewl: getting real late
LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
Mr_Horrible: cranking it this early in the evening, on Valentine's Day no less
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
BananaF4p: as yuou do on valintines day
LRRbot: Jet Medallion [2] | Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
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Mr_Horrible: okay so they've all devolved into the anchovies from Sesame Street
HarmonisedMelody: Fair Ritual
thraximore: bauble has the swamp enter tapped
Mr_Horrible: @thraximore it did, if my math is right
LRRbot: The Bear Force Pilot Runner [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear Pilot Gamer [2/2] | When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2. / Ready to run
Mr_Horrible: he had BBBB between the ritual and 2 swamps
thraximore: ignore me!
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: yeah ritual math usually goofs me up too
Mr_Horrible: can't fault ya
r10pez10: my favourite thing about that art is the LRR logo buckle
InfiniTokens: If this is the fourth Bear Force One of the evening, does it count as One?
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Fruan: Hey, you just talked about that in n100
Mr_Horrible: Pyrexian Arena
control_rig: GRAHAM
JDMan94: LMAO
MegaDosX: GRAHAM STARK
JDMan94: GRAHAAAM
KWardJenx: Ha!!
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: grahaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Mr_Horrible:
Ben even played his JO Crystal on turn 2
LemonOnRye: tuned into a good moment
Balaur1135: @InfiniTokens All Will be Bear Force One -- Bearesh Norn
Mr_Horrible: HOW
WriterRaven: and by it, haha. well. let's just say, our minds
BrowneePointz: Crankin it with the Boys in the Goon Cave, and by that I mean a Cavern of Minions
korvys: Crankin' it until they're covered in gunk
control_rig: The Angy Baby
MegaDosX: !card mindcrank
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.
Commodore_Perry_GG: My favorite part of Forrest Gunk was when he drank fifteen Dr Gunks
EvilBadman: Kranking away babies. Wait no
LRRbot: Vraan, Executioner Thane [1B] | Legendary Creature β Phyrexian Vampire [2/2] | Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Graham doesn't mill off Mindcrank
Bugberry: Graham can not crank himself
LemonOnRye: !card the gunky runner
LRRbot: The Gunky Runner [5B] | Legendary Creature β Slug Gamer [5/5] | Ew-minance β When The Gunky Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, shuffle three Gunk cards into each opponent's library. / Whenever an opponent loses life, they shuffle that many Gunk cards into their library. / Ready to run
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman strictly speaking not inaccurate, but I'm throwing a yellow card on the play
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft β Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
circusofkirkus: you could've shocked yourself serge
BananaF4p: tit for fit
Balaur1135: @Mr_Horrible "I'll allow it!"
EvilBadman: @pharmacistjudge Throw on those blinders, ref
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β Saga | I β Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
pleonasticTautology: [adam voice] each!?
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
MegaDosX: Sorcery
Mr_Horrible: we're barely on turn 4 and the wheels are off
frank_the_great: Still enchantment removal in black
Mr_Horrible: how about you zagoff outta here?
KaleidoscopeMind:
no im pretty sure wheeler is on screen
Bugberry: Now we get Feed the Swarm but Instant and only costing 2 life, but for 3 mana.
BrowneePointz: "Who is your Wifemander, and what does she do?" @LoadingReadyRun
couchboyj: Wheels got stuck in the gunk game 1, had to leave em behind
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control_rig:
Demonfire
LRRbot: Rain of Riches [3RR] | Enchantment | When Rain of Riches enters, create two Treasure tokens. / The first spell you cast each turn that mana from a Treasure was spent to cast has cascade.
MegaDosX: This card's awesome
Mr_Horrible: Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
MegaDosX: I have a Maelstrom Wanderer deck where it's especially hilarious
djalternative: you can cascade into gunk, can't you?
definenull: *boop*
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: excellent improvisation
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
Balaur1135: @djalternative apparently yes
definenull: OH RIGHT
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
definenull: at least you are guaranteed a hit
Mr_Horrible:
not as bad as a firespout... 
gualdhar: I can't believe we broke cascade
niccus: it counts for storm...
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: gunk storm feels like it should be an archetype
SquareDotCube: can't wait for the decks to be all gunk, no cards
Mr_Horrible: "I'd shuffle into my *own* library if I could, frankly"
hd_dabnado: everybody wang gunk tonight
gibbousm: If i kill him, he can't hurt me is a very Red thought
Mr_Horrible: leo pointing
definenull: A
A_Dub888: !card me immortal
LRRbot: Me, the Immortal [2GUR] | Legendary Creature β Human Rogue [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, vigilance, or menace counter on Me, the Immortal. / Counters remain on Me as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library. / You may cast Me from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.
WriterRaven: ba.
BrowneePointz: it's likely to happen cuz sleeve thickness differential
LRRbot: Dreadhound [4BB] | Creature β Demon Dog [6/6] | When Dreadhound enters, mill three cards. / Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Kentosaurus: horse dog
MegaDosX: Syr Konrad at home
control_rig: Oh. Oh no
Fruan: That dog is gonna crank it so much!
Mr_Horrible: gesundheit
MegaDosX: Oh dear lord
definenull: *entry of the gladiators*
JDMan94: YOOOUUUUUU Crank that Demon Dog
gibbousm: JUDGE!
MegaDosX: It's also technically one mill at a time I think
control_rig: Oh this is going to be revolting
MegaDosX: Since it's one ping per creature
Kentosaurus: oh no, can we go infinite here
MegaDosX: But shortcutting this only makes sense, or else this is going to be even more of a headache
definenull:
wait this is a 2 card combo
DeM0nFiRe: Neat
korvys: Now attack
MegaDosX: @definenull Bracket 4!
Pharmacistjudge: but remember chat, graham milled 16 cards (4 from each) and hit 0 creatures. so ti's far from infinite
Mr_Horrible:
it also happens whenever anyone loses life, Paul 
LRRbot: Ancient Copper Dragon [4RR] | Creature β Elder Dragon [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Copper Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result.
LRRbot: Untimely Malfunction [1R] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target artifact. / β’ Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. / β’ One or two target creatures can't block this turn.
definenull: NOOOO
GasCityGaming: BOOOO
A_Dub888:
DeM0nFiRe:
control_rig: That was VERY Timely
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler made cranking illegal
A_Dub888: RIP
BusTed: That baby's so angry
Fruan: Broke the crank! Time for a trip to the emergency room!
Kentosaurus: let's go
control_rig: HAHAAHAHAH
MegaDosX: GOOD LORD
Kadenus: LMAO
pn55:
Mr_Horrible: welp
aeropowell: THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
circusofkirkus: "the people's champ"
tehfewl: time for game 3
r10pez10: never lost a die roll
MegaDosX: Correct
Mr_Horrible:
he's gonna put 6 of them into a high-yield account, but the rest is Alibaba money
MrPipboy3000: Everything reminds me of Mindcrank
LRRbot: Whispersilk Cloak [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. / Equip {2}
A_Dub888: ach! Mein Crank!
frank_the_great: He's got the cool art too!
HarmonisedMelody: Casting yourself on stream!?
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
CypherRaze: Is casting yourself the same as pondering your own orb?
zombiewillardgibbs: Dog trigger
HarmonisedMelody: Yeah, takes away your mana
MegaDosX: Yeah Dreadhound triggers
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
Mindfire13: Dreadhound Trigger?
LRRbot: Megrim [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
Mr_Horrible: oh and dog increments speed, too
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Commodore_Perry_GG: that exiled Gunk could fuel a Ketramose
A_Dub888: who grim?
Mr_Horrible: Ben: "ohhhhh please I'm just a level 1 commander ohhhhh"
definenull: technically ketramose is vintage legal
MegaDosX: Speed went up
HarmonisedMelody: A little cheeky jiki
Pharmacistjudge: ok now i can read chat more. i just finished folding like 60 t-shirts. i had a giant pile of them i have been meaning to fold
HarmonisedMelody: Go PJ!
Mr_Horrible: I thought it was a horse the first time I saw it, yeah
noSmokeFire: sometimes a dog is a big horse
Kentosaurus: lol
corianderd: but what if it was a haorse
djalternative: wow
Mindfire13: Horses are just demon dogs.
MegaDosX: Am Serge OK
underhill33:
NotCainNorAbel:
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
ztghostie: Its Colossal some would say
Bugberry: Dreadhound is based on the Barghest
Mr_Horrible: I'm ambivalent on the comic strip, but apparently the creator is pretty cool?
Sorator13:
definenull:
graham could swap G's plane with the crank
TherapyforNarwhals: Is there a way to see these crazy commanders?
definenull: *serge i mean
r10pez10: cracking a fetch and increasing an opponent's speed is pretty funny
MegaDosX: He's just a little guy
neisan2112: No you're a bear
Darleysam: all aboard the two-two trade!
noSmokeFire: @TherapyforNarwhals they're on scryfall, but I think you need to set a weird filter
HarmonisedMelody: Two two train two two!!
frank_the_great: Most men are 1/1s
Lord_Hosk: TWOOOO TWOOOO! here comes the trade
TheAwkes: Two-Two Trade, froot froot
MegaDosX: That's pretty funny
thraximore: yummy yummy
Darleysam:
good job chat, we all got there 
Mr_Horrible: I'm only just now realizing that's a latte food token
LoadingReadyRun: @noSmokeFire you just have to include "joke" cards
frank_the_great: If you die in the game you die in real life
LRRbot: Bennie Bracks, Zoologist [3W] | Legendary Creature β Elf Druid [3/2] | Convoke / At the beginning of each end step, if you created a token this turn, draw a card.
Freezerassasin: You gunked enough last game...
LadyAtarka: So many Benβs
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It says A token.
QuickSilverAlicorn: who up gunkin they deck
gibbousm: It'll be summoning sick
MegaDosX: Loses haste if your turn ends yeah
junkwarrior58: just gunkin' with the boys
Pharmacistjudge: you can bring the mindcrank back
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHA
MegaDosX: LMAOOOOOOOOO
dacbruh:
definenull: back to crankin' it
control_rig: Serge you... absolute madman
Mr_Horrible: removes ring, immediately begins cranking
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: Outstanding
noSmokeFire: Serge is finally on team chaos
DeM0nFiRe: Crankin's back on the menu
control_rig: Yeah this is Wheeler's fault
Bugberry: Snerge has Emerged
Pharmacistjudge: I was going to say it in chat anyway
frank_the_great: I'm proud of Serge
Mr_Horrible: truly the innuendo is endless
couchboyj: Meet the Cranks
Pharmacistjudge: if it makes you feel better
neisan2112: Snerge is just him
gibbousm: Snerge sighting
ckupf: Serge wins one monday night tournament...
definenull: uh oh
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gsyhiap:
nightsreach: *everyone dis/liked that*
frank_the_great: It's always Wheeler's fault
Mr_Horrible: if we zoom out far enough I'm sure we can justify it, Wheeler
junkwarrior58: LMAO
definenull: that is a very worrying question
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: What's the play Graham
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like a goblin doing something while everyone shouts "No!"
LRRbot: Terisian Mindbreaker [7] | Artifact Creature β Juggernaut [6/4] | Whenever Terisian Mindbreaker attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded up. / Unearth {1}{U}{U}{U}
MegaDosX: OH YES
Mr_Horrible: "That crank might've just killed everyone"
Kentosaurus: oh
circusofkirkus: LMAO
junkwarrior58: oh
MegaDosX: I forgot about this thing
junkwarrior58: ruh roh raggy
DeM0nFiRe: It doesnt even have to connect, hjesus
GasCityGaming: so game?
BusTed: goodness
control_rig: Oh dear God
Mr_Horrible: breaking minds, terisian style
definenull: i mean... games gotta end
noSmokeFire: the rare three game FNPF
pn55:
You did this to yourself Serge
Mr_Horrible: most people haven't
Mindfire13: It certainly is breaking minds
BrowneePointz: my buddy uses it in his Phenax deck
MegaDosX: No, main set
gsyhiap: The end is nigh.
Mr_Horrible: it's just goofy
MegaDosX: This thing was a Thing in limited
djalternative: people just don't play it in draft
Darleysam: the good news though, is that technically you can't be decked by this card
MrPipboy3000: This showed up in standard a ton
ipoddodd: sun's gettin REAL low
tehfewl: it is a mythic
pleonasticTautology: graham how often do you go blue
30teracyte: I saw a lot of it in Crim's videos lol
Cptasparagus: I'm like 90% sure that Graham played this card on stream
MegaDosX: Rounded up so 45
Mr_Horrible: "45 cards. Not great, not bad."
definenull: but then the gunk might slowthings down
ztghostie: Nobody said the goblin was a GOOD engineer
Darleysam: third game!
circusofkirkus: but the gunk gets shuffled in
noSmokeFire: somehow: all land
MegaDosX: A whiff would be superlative
MrBunnyMan: your not dead your all gunk
Mr_Horrible: you're all dead, but it's non-deterministic so you have to play it out. You've actually created hell
MrBunnyMan: the gunk will break the chain
Pharmacistjudge: serge is playing boros
raulghoulia: we live here now
GasCityGaming: 12 gunk
circusofkirkus: shuffle 12 gunk
northos: notably, it's 12 separate triggers which might matter?
noSmokeFire: this is definitely the most unique two headed giant win we've seen on a commander night
circusofkirkus: this is quite the Rube Goldberg machine
MrBunnyMan: gunk before mill. You will end up with like 2/3rds gunk libraries.
GasCityGaming: the odds to get lower for creatures technically
MegaDosX: So Ben made Graham's deck right?
AugmentingPath: What's the black creature dealing the damage?
MegaDosX:
Which means /all of this/ is Ben's fault
northos: !card dreadhound
LRRbot: Dreadhound [4BB] | Creature β Demon Dog [6/6] | When Dreadhound enters, mill three cards. / Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.
definenull: !card dreadhound
LRRbot: Dreadhound [4BB] | Creature β Demon Dog [6/6] | When Dreadhound enters, mill three cards. / Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.
Mindfire13: Graham's deck seems like a mill deck with some bears
Pharmacistjudge: graham is AP and ben is NAP2, so gunk before mill
OmegaPlatinum: what's making them take damage from the milling?
OmegaPlatinum: oh i see it now
Bugberry: @OmegaPlatinum dreadhound
OmegaPlatinum: lol oops
MegaDosX: They are individual pings
couchboyj: *Powerhouse intensifies*
Derekwillis: Pushes up glasses. Technically each creature milled is a different trigger, alternating mill and gunking. Clearly you should waste the next half hour shuffling.
MegaDosX: But I do think shortcutting this makes sense
MegaDosX: Doing this properly would be a nightmare
northos: house rule!
dacbruh: Sounds like it'd be a blast to resolve in MODO
circusofkirkus:
niccus: you would need the gunk cards to keep track of the stack
BananaF4p: time for game 3
MegaDosX: Arena would be screaming trying to resolve all of this
AugmentingPath: I'm not sure Serge made the right call with goblin tinker
MrPipboy3000: Great deck Ben ... great deck
BusTed: π
korvys: It keeps going, there's just no more gunk
Fruan: im just cranking it, and it, haha, i mean my dreadhound
pn55: Ben is gone, but his mountains of gunk persist
Mr_Horrible: *after introducing the problem* "We just have to solve the problem, it's fine!"
noSmokeFire: @AugmentingPath no no, he made the absolute right call
wifi12345678910: That was definely serge killing
rogerivany: Serge don't kill people. Stat bases actions kill people.
AugmentingPath: @noSmokeFire yeah, you're right
Mr_Horrible: spewing gunk
BananaF4p: go to game 3 and crank it a 3rd time
definenull: now damage
definenull:
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: There's still a Mindbreaker coming at you Serge
northos:
you don't *have* to block
pleonasticTautology: "oh i have to block?"
ztghostie: can't the welder put the milly robot back where it found it
couchboyj: How are you supposed to know it has unearth without the little tombstone Clipart? Stupid modern cardframe.
Bugberry: if he dies he dies
Mr_Horrible: well wait it doesn't die, right?
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
Mr_Horrible: the mindbreaker, I mean
MegaDosX: Unearth exiles from memory
Pharmacistjudge: it exiles
MrPipboy3000: Its exiled
DeM0nFiRe: Well that was fun
Mr_Horrible: Mindbreaker said "I want no more part in this madness"
ztghostie: it gets exiled
definenull: bolt of the top?
GasCityGaming: what like 50 something life?
circusofkirkus: bolt serge's dome
MegaDosX: That whole turn was bananas
Mr_Horrible: you're holding a barcode there, Serge
northos:
this is so good 
Bacon_Trail: mine too Ben
GasCityGaming: decent combat phase right there
Mr_Horrible: Serge's deck scans for Lemon-Lime Gatorade right now
MrPipboy3000: Dreadhound ... Syr Conrad in disguise
LRRbot: Chandra's Ignition [3RR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
chaostreader: itβs up there with Mono-green I believe with how fast those games were.
Bugberry: Lorwyn had a creature also based on the Barghest like Dreadhound.
itsr67: woof
pn55:
This is fantastic. Good work on the decks Ben.
AugmentingPath: well that's not hexproof
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooo
LRRbot: Seize the Spotlight [2R] | Sorcery | Each opponent chooses fame or fortune. For each player who chose fame, gain control of a creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures and they gain haste until end of turn. For each player who chose fortune, you draw a card and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
MegaDosX: !card goblin welder
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
definenull:
swap the crank back for the ring?
ccctonelarone: what happens if you cascade into gunk?
circusofkirkus: you lost your welder privileges
DeM0nFiRe:
OmegaPlatinum: I do love hearing "You need to give me your Goblin Welder
Kentosaurus: hahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: Natur is healing
itsr67: LMFAO
control_rig: Haaaaaaaahhhahahaha
MegaDosX: Amazing
pn55:
thraximore: HAHAHA
frank_the_great: I love a good redemption arc
ztghostie: the evil has been vanquished!
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler: "For the SECOND TIME... NO CRANKING!"
WriterRaven: DEWIT
couchboyj: Cinema
GasCityGaming: serge to 1
Mr_Horrible: but Serge also takes 3 more
RecursiveAcronym: was the goblin still summoning sick?
GasCityGaming: bear force 1 for the win!
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definenull: possible death by bear?
Mr_Horrible: nah, he was at 8
frank_the_great: 1 is not 0!
UtilityPunk: Ruh roh
dacbruh: 8
northos: Serge was at 8, this is right
MegaDosX: Serge was at 8
MegaDosX: 1 is correct
Diabore: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Stripe_dog: Serge WAS at 8, not 7, and should now be at 1.
Aarek:
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: "How could this have happened!"
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
MegaDosX: "Oh no, it is the consequences of my actions!"
dacbruh:
undoing Serge's mistake AND Serge himself
DEATHlikescats: Vacation Wheeler is a force to be reconned with
Mr_Horrible:
noooo, my after-game mcflurry! 
Commodore_Perry_GG: There was an implicit "if you want to live"
LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature β Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
definenull: excuse?
LoadingReadyRun: "Give me your goblin welder and I kill you" "Don't you mean OR I kill you?" "no"
Mr_Horrible: incredible
MegaDosX: WHAT
pleonasticTautology: omg
dasdardly: excellent politics
Sorator13:
Fruan: Honestly, Killing Serge seems like a good first step to powering down Graham
LRRbot: Containment Construct [2] | Artifact Creature β Construct [2/1] | Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. If you do, you may play that card this turn.
MegaDosX: That's somehow the most surprising vintage legal card he's pulled so far
Diabore: im late, how karador?
OmegaPlatinum: How did they set up Wheeling Runner for the game?
MegaDosX: !card wheeling runner
LRRbot: The Wheeling Runner [3R] | Legendary Creature β Splinter Gamer [3/4] | You may spend any type of mana to cast cards that didn't start in your deck. / Whenever The Wheeling Runner deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, choose four Vintage-legal cards at random. Add those cards to your hand. / Ready to run
Kentosaurus: is bear force one still alive?
MegaDosX: And Angel pulled a bunch of cards from Wheeler's collection at random
NotCainNorAbel: !store
3and4fifths:
A dragonshield plug mid stream?
Mr_Horrible: it could do *anything*, you don't even know
MegaDosX: Bear Force One lives because it's a vehicle not a creature
OmegaPlatinum: @MegaDosX Oh that's a very funny way to do it
MrPipboy3000: @Kentosaurus Yea, its a vehicle
Sorator13: @OmegaPlatinum Angel did the random pulls pre-game and put the cards in a box for Wheeler to draw from
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Kentosaurus: @MrPipboy3000 @MegaDosX thanks
LadyAtarka: Scariest thing Wheeler has? Itβs the 3 life:
Commodore_Perry_GG: !card caribou range
LRRbot: Caribou Range [2WW] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant land you control / Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token." / Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.
zeathean: The gunk did not leave when Ben did?
MegaDosX: !card bear force pilot runner
LRRbot: The Bear Force Pilot Runner [1G] | Legendary Creature β Bear Pilot Gamer [2/2] | When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2. / Ready to run
zeathean: Neat
dacbruh: The Gunk is Forever
thraximore: it's OUR gunk
MegaDosX: The gunk is forever
LRRbot: Caribou Range [2WW] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant land you control / Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token." / Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.
Commodore_Perry_GG: you have to take the gunk home with you after the game
LRRbot: Perilous Vault [4] | Artifact | {5}, {T}, Exile Perilous Vault: Exile all nonland permanents.
definenull: uhh
Bugberry: Creature Type Caribou?
Fruan: I think it was the worst rare in Ice Age? And that's saying something.
Mr_Horrible: the Danger Box
dexlenn: is that the only card in the game that makesa caraibou?
itsr67: its one of the Vintage Legal Cards
RatherLargeToad: for vault things
AugmentingPath: *whispers* silk cloak
Strebenherz: came in late, what's the red creature on ben's side?
Mr_Horrible: Ben
LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one β / β’ Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / β’ Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Mr_Horrible:
itsr67:
Commodore_Perry_GG: so this is just canlander now right
FinestOtter: @dexlenn Yes, but technically no
LRRbot: Brotherhood Regalia [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has ward {2}, is an Assassin in addition to its other types, and can't be blocked. / Equip legendary creature {1} / Equip {3}
Mindfire13: Bushwhack is such a good card
MegaDosX: Perilous Vault stays in exile now
dexlenn: @FinestOtter i mean not ccounting mutacvault and changelings ect
definenull: feel like g's deck has more mill than bears
Bacon_Trail: Ben also has a gunk victory
MegaDosX: Do we have decklists for this absurdity?
LRRbot: One Ring to Rule Them All [2BB] | Enchantment β Saga | I β The Ring tempts you, then each player mills cards equal to your Ring-bearer's power. / II β Destroy all nonlegendary creatures. / III β Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature card in that player's graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: Ben's just here for a gunk time.
Croc64: @definenull its called being a wife guy
Shadoworse888: !card The Wheeling Runner
LRRbot: The Wheeling Runner [3R] | Legendary Creature β Splinter Gamer [3/4] | You may spend any type of mana to cast cards that didn't start in your deck. / Whenever The Wheeling Runner deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, choose four Vintage-legal cards at random. Add those cards to your hand. / Ready to run
Mindfire13: one ring to find them
northos:
I meeean, two of wheeler's creatures are legendary
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
gibbousm: No Ring Bearer or Ring Bear
LRRbot: Eyes in the Skies [3W] | Instant | Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying, then populate.
Cptasparagus: Ring Bear?
MrPipboy3000: Aren't Wheeler's creatures legendary?
CaptainSpam: Eyesey Skiesey.
definenull: go birds!
Fruan: Go birds!
Dog_of_Myth: Go Birds
superdude097: Go birds!
MrPipboy3000: Well, not the birds i guess
thraximore: count on gunk
MegaDosX: Karador and the commander are legendary, the rest are not
Mai_Andra: beacon hawk!
junkwarrior58: go birds!
JDMan94: I think k Graham is moreso counting in chapter 3 more than anything
LoadingReadyRun: once you are done cranking the mind, that's when you skin the mind
Strebenherz: oooh
LRRbot: Ancient Copper Dragon [4RR] | Creature β Elder Dragon [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Copper Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result.
pleonasticTautology: go birds
JDMan94: Counting on*
LadyAtarka: I love haste dragons.
LRRbot: Conspiracy Theorist [1R] | Creature β Human Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Conspiracy Theorist attacks, you may pay {1} and discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards, you may exile one of them from your graveyard. If you do, you may cast it this turn.
LRRbot: Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper [2BRG] | Legendary Creature β Orc Shaman [4/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 3/1 black and red Graveborn creature token with haste.
LRRbot: Hydroblast [U] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Counter target spell if it's red. / β’ Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Bugberry: Yes, Graveborn. I remember that Coldsnap precon
LRRbot: Otharri, Suns' Glory [3RW] | Legendary Creature β Phoenix [3/3] | Flying, lifelink, haste / Whenever Otharri, Suns' Glory attacks, you get an experience counter. Then create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each experience counter you have. / {2}{R}{W}, Tap an untapped Rebel you control: Return Otharri from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
AugmentingPath: 11 is a mid roll. Just like this message from our sponsors...
LRRbot: Kazandu Tuskcaller [1G] | Creature β Human Shaman [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 2-5 / 1/1 / {T}: Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / LEVEL 6+ / 1/1 / {T}: Create two 3/3 green Elephant creature tokens.
korvys: Does Wheeler still have the cascade thing?
thraximore:
dasdardly: wheeler's deck is like the MOST commander deck. this thing is wild
MrPipboy3000: @korvys No
Bugberry: @korvys it got assassin trophied
Mr_Horrible: "Destroy all non-legendary creatures" *keeps 3 creatures* "...Damn"
LRRbot: One Ring to Rule Them All [2BB] | Enchantment β Saga | I β The Ring tempts you, then each player mills cards equal to your Ring-bearer's power. / II β Destroy all nonlegendary creatures. / III β Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature card in that player's graveyard.
MegaDosX: Yeah Wheeler has to win this turn coming or remove the saga or he probably just dies
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
LadyAtarka: Graham just wanted to set up is own watery grave
definenull: the comeback!
Mr_Horrible: it's important to make peace with it
LRRbot: Impulsive Pilferer [R] | Creature β Goblin Pirate [1/1] | When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token. / Encore {3}{R}
Bacon_Trail: Ben you won in our gunk filled hearts
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: what a game
CaptainSpam: VICTORY
dacbruh: π
pn55:
definenull: uhhhh one more?
definenull:
phoenixfeather14:
thraximore: !card one ring to rul
LRRbot: One Ring to Rule Them All [2BB] | Enchantment β Saga | I β The Ring tempts you, then each player mills cards equal to your Ring-bearer's power. / II β Destroy all nonlegendary creatures. / III β Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature card in that player's graveyard.
Bugberry: Just like in Return of the King. The Ring did not Rule them all.
Mr_Bitterness: Fantastic games
r10pez10: crank!
Mr_Horrible: "Oh god it's EVERYWHERE..."
MrPipboy3000: @Bacon_Trail Side note, if your heart is filled with gunk, please seek medical help
r10pez10: crank! crank!
UtilityPunk: More gunk than a legally distinct Nickelodeon set
r10pez10: gunk!
Mai_Andra: love the part when Ben said "it's gunkin' time!" and gunked all over the place
MegaDosX: There's also the bus runner
Scar_Red_Tiger: 5 colour Serge / James deck
Strebenherz: who wrote the player cards?
Kentosaurus: oh, so a normal control deck
Mr_Bitterness: Nelson's specificall turns the game into Canadian Highlander
Bugberry: so basically Poison
djalternative: yeah. Cam would've been totally fair in this game
Mr_Horrible: victory through demoralization
thraximore: @Bugberry but not counters
Mindfire13: That was just a mill deck with a few bears
Mr_Horrible: Conspiracy, the classic
Pharmacistjudge: GAVIN!
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm arriving late. Who made the proxies?
Mr_Horrible: Gavin!
circusofkirkus: blame gavin
Strebenherz: thank you gavin!
definenull: gavin!
wifi12345678910: GAVIN!
korvys: #BlameGavin
Darleysam: sounds like an anagram
LadyAtarka:
avjamethyst: @Scar_Red_Tiger that was me
thraximore: perfect FNPF
Scar_Red_Tiger: o7
Paranundrox: I saw a gunky runner at my LGS recently
Paranundrox: so they're around
Mr_Horrible: now does that promo code work with the dragon shield custom printing thing?
djalternative: also, next week all of these boys step onto my turf
dacbruh: and the best goddamn playmat with the zones
Pharmacistjudge: the cards are on scryfall. you just need to do an advance search and click the "include extra cards" option.
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge thank you, I had forgotten how to get the mystery booster / dev cards / etc included
MegaDosX: Ben never got to full speed
BananaF4p:
Paranundrox: I can't believe it's coming back
Pharmacistjudge: how bazaar how bazaar
Commodore_Perry_GG: !card the countering runner
LRRbot: The Countering Runner [3UU] | Legendary Creature β Merfolk Gamer [3/7] | Spells you cast that would counter a spell cost {U}{U} less to cast. / Whenever a spell an opponent controls is countered by a spell or ability you control, draw a card. The Countering Runner deals 2 psychic damage to that player. / Ready to run
djalternative: you know, Warner Brothers has been releasing a bunch of movies for free onto youtube
Juliamon:
neisan2112: OHHHH
Diabore: oh so bazaar into the sea?
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge like a real bazaar, it's got some issues to work out
Mr_Horrible: Nightreign at night... reign
DeM0nFiRe:
gibbousm: Zeta Shift!
ProcyonFlynn:
Could it ALSO be 3am, as a treat?
tehfewl: ive been playing more bazaar, and i'm enjoying it
salamisuperstar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, salamisuperstar! (Today's storm count: 50)
CaptainSpam: Stalker 2: Heart of Chlorophyll
underhill33: jork borx
WriterRaven: jarkbarks!
7gorobei: jock bax
CaptainSpam: Bork Bork Bork!
Gekyouryuu: Jork Bux
Mai_Andra: still jackin' it, even days after valentine's day?
Mr_Horrible: similar to Terraria but they named it after Factorio?
circusofkirkus: no terraria is better than Minecraft
dacbruh: hope you guys do lockdown protocol again sometime, it was so good π
definenull: wait what
djalternative: Hey. Did you four know that they just invented Non-Alcoholic Malort? You're about to have some.
corianderd: @djalternative gee thanks
MrSarkhan:
Pharmacistjudge: I think y'all are smart not dumb
Mr_Horrible: Warmachine 39999
DeM0nFiRe: Idk what an achine is but apparently that one is warm
Mai_Andra:
hype 
gibbousm: WarmaHordes is still a thing?
pn55: Figurary continues!
djalternative: @corianderd funnily enough, I wasn't the one planning on doing it. I'm just warning them
thraximore:
@DeM0nFiRe
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - GUNK!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to gunkinthetrunk! They have given 520 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, gunkinthetrunk! (Today's storm count: 51)
Mr_Horrible: you're welcome
Geldaran: @gibbousm more like resurrected.
Mai_Andra: @gibbousm they released a new edition two years ago. (also, it's officially all just "WarMachine" now. it's no longer two separate brands.)
Redbassist:
RatherLargeToad:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
MegaDosX: Graham.
LadyAtarka:
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: And on that note.
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the excellent show, gang
Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!!!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
lamina5432: gnight
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
thraximore:
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