NIGHTREIGN Network Test || Bonus Stream

DoodlestheGreat: Oh, is Alex sick?
  Juliamon: No, this was the only available timeslot for Nightrein
  Juliamon: (other than the middle-of-the-night one that they couldn't do)
  Juliamon: Alex kindly offered up his slot for it
  Juliamon: he's still on for tomorrow
DoodlestheGreat: Ah, okay. That was very kind of him. And now he gets tonight off.
  Juliamon: They talked about it at the end of last night's VIBE
DoodlestheGreat: I missed the end of that. Has a friend call.
 Mollylele: i want yall to know i can hear dandygeek chuckling ominously from downstairs, so you're probably in for a treat
  Juliamon: uhuhuhu
 SnackPak_: 
DoodlestheGreat: Uh oh...
  Juliamon: I will confess I was looking forward to having Stalker on my birthday, but time sensitive things just be that way sometimes
  Juliamon: so I got mochi donuts
DoodlestheGreat: Joyous Natal Anniversary Felicitations, Julia!
 korvys: @Mollylele Does he do that... often?
 Mollylele: @korvys it's usually the quiet, contemplative scrolling that is ominous
 korvys: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 djalternative: yo. this song is real funky
 djalternative: I'm so diggin it, ya hear?
 thraximore: funkay
DideRobot: LRR: Graham (and Wheeler, Ian, and Ben S) got into the NIGHTREIGN network test, and this is the very last window to try it. Join us! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114016953943088918
 thraximore: aren't the parties in the game groups of three?
gameslayer013: yup
 62MGcobra: 
   LoadingReadyRun: We'll take turns
 baltimore_667083: 
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
 Mollylele: someone gotta keep their eye on chat
 baltimore_667083: so LRRbot found the man in the box?
   LoadingReadyRun: 
 baltimore_667083: what’s he buried in then?
epsilon_vee: a man in a jar in a box in a base in the moon
 SnackPak_: remix!
 baltimore_667083: hi Graham!
 thraximore: hi graham!
DoodlestheGreat: Ho ho, Graham!
 NotCainNorAbel: Hi Dr Graham
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
DoodlestheGreat: Abrupt and full of naughty words.
 baltimore_667083: Ben S!
 Mollylele: ben mic hot
 djalternative: the Ben known for the arcade torture
an_archist2: so you're wheeler?
 thraximore: so many bens
 baltimore_667083: network test Verstappen 
 Mollylele: a crisis of infinite bens
 djalternative: the gates to hell obv
 Geldaran: "Ben. Not that Ben... not that one either"
 AttackCowboy: The gates of steel?
DoodlestheGreat: The gates to HELL.
Scarbble: network test versatile
 EricTheOrange: Ians audio is a bit crunchy
 SnackPak_: good start
 thraximore: 
jacqui_lantern234: oh look! its a beautiful group of wonderful nerds whomst i love beyond measure! 
 BrowneePointz: it's 3 player roguelike elden ring with a shrinking BR ring ye
 thraximore: hi jacqui! 
 EricTheOrange: people saying this was "fromsouls fortnite" were grossly uninformed.
 djalternative: a shrinking elden ring
 Earthenone: shrinking map soulslike scrap?
 BrowneePointz: more roguelike than fortnite
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 CommiePuddin: Fromortnite?
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 GhostValv: Fort, night?
 BrowneePointz: it's like...Arcade Souls
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 NewtyNewts: FortDusk
  Juliamon: FortReign
 djalternative: it's original FortNite
 bytecaster: Isn't it just a Coop Roguelite?
 NotCainNorAbel: like dances?
 Pywodwagon: the gates are open btw
 Pywodwagon: I'm in
 EricTheOrange: the only fortnite bit is teh closing ring
 Veraphage: Playerunkown's BattleLands Bteween
 SnackPak_: 
 djalternative: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
goombalax: The Loathsome Worm-Eater
jacqui_lantern234: hacker voice theyre in!
 BrowneePointz: did they fix the codes?
 BrowneePointz: omg thank you
 BrowneePointz: yea for most of the tests codes did NOT work
 bytecaster: I'd love if the coop is as obscure as in original elden ring
 Mollylele: caCAW
felrender: Honestly it feels like somebody at FromSoft saw the Expanded MP + Randomizer mods and said "Oh shit that's really cool, can we do that?"
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 Natimus_Prime: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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before_damage: Hello Grahamothy @loadingreadyrun. Is being a bird new or was that your account before?
 BrowneePointz: Honestly it's the worst part of this @bytecaster it's designed for co op but still no crossplay and obtuse multiplayer
 BrowneePointz: also i THINK you can interrupt that grappling claw with your other attacks mid hook
jacqui_lantern234: gosh, i need to finish rewatching Harvey Birdman
 BrowneePointz: you can activate your abilities mid slide too
before_damage: Do people (besides Wheeler) usually know what they’re doing when first playing a fromsoft game?
felrender: ohhhh god this game is gonna rule huh
 BrowneePointz: it's a pile bunker I think
MercurialVox: a big boom that staggers damn near everything
felrender: they let the combat sickos go off on this one
 thraximore: wow
 BrowneePointz: I was watching Dan Jones cancel the slide animation with heavy attacks and ult earlier
before_damage: Did they integrate seamless coop?
 Earthenone: what is the rough "time" one of those sets of 3 days takes?
 bytecaster: It has strong early 2000 mod energy, which I dig
 BrowneePointz: is that a ding dang italian cold steel Cinquedea!?
 BrowneePointz: 10-15 mins ish? @Earthenone
 BrowneePointz: it's very fast runs
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 mrMorphius:  
  Foxmar320:    
 iris_of_ether:   
 Sheikun07:   
  Serifina:    
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
 TheAwkes: Leave to cook. Forget about stream tonight. Come back, put on headphones, greeted by surprise voices.
 TheAinMAP:   
 bytecaster: Two hand ze tiny knife
  Foxmar320: So how is Nightreign?
 EricTheOrange: It bothers me when people say this is just fortnite because the only fortnite thing is the closing ring.  other than that it's totally diferent
 Mattmitchell45: Ah, an Italian Coldsteel Cinquedea
  Simriel: I threw Foxmar into some fire. That's the highlight of my day
 BrowneePointz: Yea. I think you can use ashes of war/ults mide Wylder grapple
felrender: OH MY GOD THE WALLJUMPS?????????
 BrowneePointz: and Bird Man is all about Guard Counters
 LithelyUnshod: @Mattmitchell45 Spot the Drawfan
  Simriel: The password is Dickbutt right?
 bytecaster: We won't tell anyone the password
felrender: Frothing at the mouth I need this game RIGHT NOW
 TheAwkes: Oh, no. The best worst D2 habits are enabled.
superdude097: Password1234
 bytecaster: We can be trusted
 thraximore: 
 Strebenherz: who's all streaming?  graham, ian, ben?
 BrowneePointz: oh no only 3 mooooonths
felrender: hey that'
 Mattmitchell45: I'
 Dog_of_Myth: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 Xerodin: May 30th
felrender: s my birth month perfect timing
  Juliamon: That's only what, four Magic sets' worth of time
 Mattmitchell45: l'll just have to embrace Monster Hunter until then
  Juliamon: (  )
 BrowneePointz: I was gonna make a joke but that means it legit comes out between Dragonstorm and FF  @Juliamon
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 zed_alpha: still haven't beat DS1. Working on it.
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 spo8n: password is butts
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, passwords
 djalternative: you can trust us with the password, graham. promise
Scarbble: peanits
 TheAwkes: Spesnis
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: parnets
 bytecaster: TOS with one or two S?
 Strebenherz: is this beta public?
 Strebenherz: (if it is a beta?)
 NewtyNewts: peanuts
 EricTheOrange: chat can you be cool and not crash the stream.
 bytecaster: Johnny Dark Souls
goombalax: @EricTheOrange have you met us
 BrowneePointz: Hawk is Tank, Duchess is Glass Cannon
 BrowneePointz: she's sick
 bytecaster: Birb
 BrowneePointz: she can double up statuses yea
felrender: Bird 2 Bird communication
 bytecaster: Imagine if two people wanna get the same bird
 thraximore: birb
 Strebenherz: bird bird bird, bird's the word?
  Foxmar320: John Dark Souls
 thraximore: & Ian is Zulie
 BrowneePointz: yea Wylder seemed pretty...all around good
 Dog_of_Myth: THE Johnathan Dark Souls
 couchboyj: 
 thraximore: or is that Ben
 Veraphage: Glad the see Jarnathan found new work
 EricTheOrange: ever gaol
jacqui_lantern234: Jonathan (Joestar) Darksouls 
stephentoostronk: lets go, i hope you enjoy it Graham
 TheAwkes: Hands-off first impression: From and Capcom had a game baby.
felrender: yeah I was gonna say one of the archetypes is just Zulie
TabbyLavalamp: They really upped the Palworld graphics.
pimiento: simply attack their weak points
frozenphoenix7: May I ask, who's our streaming folks tonight?
jacqui_lantern234: @stephentoostronk not much, whats "it graham" with you?
  Juliamon: Wheeler, Ian, and Ben S. are on the call
  Foxmar320: Streaming tonight is Graham, Wheeler and DandyGeek
 BrowneePointz: the most FromSoft thing ever
frozenphoenix7: Thanks 
 BrowneePointz: it's
  Juliamon: They will take turns
 BrowneePointz: the most FROMSOFT
 BrowneePointz: thing ever
 bytecaster: Punch the life back into them
AutonomousTurtle: just like in real life
shushu2539: wild rcp
 EricTheOrange: @Foxmar320 and iAN
 MacbethSeemsSus: *pokes with sword* wake up!
  Foxmar320: @EricTheOrange Ahh ok didn't hear him
  Juliamon: Ian was a last-minute add, you were streaming
  Juliamon: don't worry about it
felrender: holy hell this map design is already fucking with me
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: just BULLYING the prelate
felrender: GRAHAMOTHY DID YOU JUST PILEBUNKER THAT MAN
 BrowneePointz: Yes he did
MercurialVox: and he'll do it again
 BrowneePointz: fun fact Felrender, you can start charging the pile bunker art mid Grappling slide @felrender
 DrLigmaPhD: Staff of Loss.jpeg?
felrender: @BrowneePointz sickos.png
 EricTheOrange: can't say neck around wheeler
 Xerodin: do you have your new shield equipped?
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: rolling rolling rolling
 EricTheOrange: did he do that attack in normal elden ring?
pimiento: around the round roll robert rolly rolled 'round
 bytecaster: Oh no, this looks fun,
 BrowneePointz: Yes @EricTheOrange
jacqui_lantern234: since there are 3 of them playing, shouldnt this be Elden Thring? 
 shendaras: did it drop an item?
 bytecaster: @jacqui_lantern234 Actually, it should be 3lden Ring
goombalax: get Ye Flask
jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster oshit u rite
 TheAwkes: Wait... WHAT?! This is a collapsing zone game?
pimiento: oh so it's first week at a new job simulator
goombalax: wonder when you can play as Miku
 bytecaster: @TheAwkes That's why everybody compares it to Fortnite
jacqui_lantern234: @TheAwkes yeah, its like fortnight! (compliment)
  Foxmar320: 
  Simriel: Graham do you have your new gear equipped?
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 BillTheCat: almost ten years!
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 TheAwkes: @bytecaster I've never seen that comparison made.
  Pharmacistjudge: good evening all
  Foxmar320: Did realize this had zones
nelobangelo: i hear wheeler but i cant tell who the other voice is
jacqui_lantern234: @Pharmacistjudge hey nerd!
Scarbble: friend of the stream Ben S is the other voice
  Foxmar320: The other voice is Ben S
  Pharmacistjudge: i assume it was ben
nelobangelo: thank you
 BillTheCat: is there friendly fire?
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pimiento: the ol' healy murder
 MacbethSeemsSus: The combat audio like a bad show of Stomp
 bytecaster: That grease would have come in handy before
  Foxmar320: Graham acting like me, looting during the fight
 BillTheCat: always be looting
  Pharmacistjudge: @Foxmar320 habits from the days of playing Phantasy Star Online hold strong.
  Foxmar320: @Pharmacistjudge If I see or hear a red box drop im running for it reguardless of whats in my way
 Strebenherz: @Pharmacistjudge Rag Rappys, Rag Rappys everywhere
 Strebenherz: And agreed, red loot boxes are YOINK
  Pharmacistjudge: you gotta get those dual sabers
 bytecaster: That's a Loretta tip to toe
 Strebenherz: I'll stop bullying the cave dragon when ti drops the rianov
 NorthstarTex: Totally not Loretta
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  Foxmar320: 
 BillTheCat: always go for it
 EricTheOrange: just smack someone with architecture
  Foxmar320: Run run run run run
 Strebenherz: @Pharmacistjudge What did you like playing in PSO?
 bytecaster: Rain turns off Bonfires after all
 EricTheOrange: chat, do we know if this game has progression of any kind?
OmegaPlatinum: The injury rain reminds me of Death Stranding
 BrowneePointz: Yes there is some progression that I know of @EricTheOrange
 BusTed: the Yoda
pimiento: yodown
 EricTheOrange: Like is it more of a Hades or a Binding of Issac?
 BillTheCat: yoda da man
 DrLigmaPhD: Sick tattoos
  Foxmar320: Nice!
 BusTed: Satisfying hit
 BrowneePointz: I don't quite remember, I was watching several folks stream this over the weekend but kinda zoned out between runs @EricTheOrange
 bytecaster: So the longer the crit animation, the better huh
felrender: oh man adding the ability to whale on bosses while they're getting ripostes is HUGE
 A_Dub888: Dang, Pripyat’s looking more dire than usual…
 BrowneePointz: Night 1: Complete
 Mr_Bitterness:  
 LilyOfTheVeil666:     
 BusTed: 
 EricTheOrange: @A_Dub888 I mean.... I'd say about the same
  Juliamon: this is what it feels like to be swarmed by psi-dogs
pimiento: Rita Repulsed
 DrLigmaPhD: Burning when you walk? Sick as fuck bro, why would you see a doctor?
felrender: happy belated Frenzied Flame Friday, Graham!
 BrowneePointz: So yea there IS the downside, at least with the balancing as is on the test, that a bad rng run feels REAL bad
pimiento: Cool Whip
 2Flower: Get STANCHED.
MercurialVox: Boluses? Stanched.
 BrowneePointz: I'm all Stanched Up
 BusTed: stanch dressings
felrender: Stanched Up
Croc64: 1-800-get-stanched
 EricTheOrange: I santch those boluses
 DeM0nFiRe: You can't stanch your boluses on twitch
pimiento: she stanch my bolus until i
 MacbethSeemsSus: Technically accurate use of stanch.....
 BrowneePointz: oh that movie with The Rock as Maui?
 Dog_of_Myth: Now we know what Nicky B was doing in the meditation realm
 thraximore: is graham using the faster sprint?
 bytecaster: Love Hammer
 BusTed: bew ew
 GhostValv: Big pewpew 
 2Flower: But you cannot get ye crest!
Rootpotato: wheres the dogs
 BrowneePointz: Yea Morgott just is a HATER
 BrowneePointz: he can invade at ANY TIME
 EricTheOrange: Graham looks like he has a tankbuster target on himself
bunny_danger: morgott my beloved
 Dog_of_Myth: Dude has no chill
 BrowneePointz: shout out to a grade A Super Hater
 DrLigmaPhD: Who up morg-ing they got?
 A_Dub888: Oh crap he cast Swords of Revealing Light!
 bytecaster: That mechanic feels similar to the seamless coop debuff thing
 BrowneePointz: he's just HATEFUL lol
 Strebenherz: is there no falling damage in this?
ghyllnox: That debuff is just "You died? Die more"
 BrowneePointz: I think they coudl stand to make your teammates name's a LITTLE larger font
 schordash: why they gotta be so tenta-cruel yo
 A_Dub888: @schordash someone’s probably building a resort on top of their coral reef 
 GhostValv:  ?
 schordash: @A_Dub888 ahh that’s fair then 
 bytecaster: Ignore the Hippo, go uppies
BloodnBullets: Wait what the hell am I watching? Is this elden ring pubg?
 couchboyj: Real trick is getting the Hippo to ignore you
 Strebenherz: @BloodnBullets mhm
 Mr_Bitterness: That axe is ridiculous
ghyllnox: Is the hippo named Moo Deng?
BloodnBullets: so... is there enemy player teams?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: i'm intrigued, this kinda looks awesome
 A_Dub888: Horn guy like Ian Hornguy?
Mai_Andra: doot kroots
shushu2539: so stanching the game
 Dog_of_Myth: Then doot too hard
bunny_danger: there are so many horn guys
 Dog_of_Myth: *they
 Strebenherz: @BloodnBullets I don't think so
 EricTheOrange: I'd have to know how well this plays solo before I buy it.
h3rsh3yb4r: it's 5 fingers wide
 NorthstarTex: dagger
 BrowneePointz: cheenk-wah-daya
 DrLigmaPhD: The Italian cold-steel cinquedia?
 BrowneePointz: it's italian
 NorthstarTex: very nice dagger
 EricTheOrange: @BloodnBullets it's elden ring rougelike
felrender: POWERSTANCING RIDES AGAIN
 bytecaster: Just flailing daggers around
  Simriel: He's a man with two knives!
 BrowneePointz: I only know how to say Cinquedea cuz of Drawfee
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz Don't we all
 bytecaster: Laaaaaazer
 BusTed: bzap
 SnackPak_: holy moly
 DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Yup
BloodnBullets: @EricTheOrange ive seen G die already, so how does it reset?
 PixelsCatCafe: have we got wings yet... .
 bytecaster: It is kinda rude that this game doesn't come out for a while, huh
 BrowneePointz: chat it comes out in 3 months
 BrowneePointz: that's not a while
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 gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: hows the game???
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 BrowneePointz: that's very soon
 bytecaster: It's an eternity!
 DrLigmaPhD: He died as he lived: Screaming, shitting, a bird...
 bytecaster: All weapons, all the time
  Simriel: Bloodjound step??
  Simriel: Bloodhound step slaps
felrender: don't drop that pump-a-rum
 A_Dub888: who gave the trolls a golden sword?!
 EricTheOrange: I know he's too busy to talk about it know, but I'm curious what dandygeek feels about fashion souls
 Dog_of_Myth: That sounds ominous....
 SnackPak_: respect the 1v1 
Seagulyus: @A_Dub888 who died with a golden sword near the trolls? is the correct question
Mai_Andra: FFXIV Odin FATE, but with adds... 
 DeM0nFiRe: He is now cavalryn't
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Mai_Andra: it was funny, though
 BrowneePointz: It was Wheeler's dive bomb
 EricTheOrange: acronyms?  G's turning into a real MMo player now
 bytecaster: I got no flasks but I must drink
 BrowneePointz: Game has hands
 JKBalch: Oh geez
 schordash: o7
 DrLigmaPhD: Sniped
 bytecaster: How come they get horses and we don't?
 BusTed: rough
 schordash: o77
 BrowneePointz: Nights 2 and 3 are rough
 schordash: 
 SnackPak_: is this a cuddle puddle? 
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BrowneePointz: not a bad first run!
 bytecaster: This looks fun
 schordash: 
Croc64: God this rules
 BrowneePointz: I only saw ONE successful night 3 run this past weekend
 BrowneePointz: night 3 boss has HANDS
 bytecaster: Hands are dangerous in Elden Ring, even fingers really
 JKBalch: As the good song says, it was a 3 knight boss
 thraximore: 
 BrowneePointz: So how do we convince Graham to try out Monster Hunter Wilds(mostly cuz I think it'd be up his action game alley)
 bytecaster: They want chat to feel included
 BrowneePointz: SHe's super powerful and super glass cannon
TheDailyMapleSyrup: yeah, but the odds of your chat having a network code for the test is less than when It’s a publicly release game.
 BrowneePointz: bleed/frost/deathblight are KEY on her
 bytecaster: No bird run, I see
 BrowneePointz: any super gnarly status
rabbitgta: Dang missed going love, thanks twitch for no notifier
 bytecaster: Have you seen birds? They don't have a lot of HP, except geese
 JKBalch: Just tuning in, I see we fortnight dropping
 OldUncleDan: Tierzoo?
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 OldUncleDan: Ancient Dragon Lightening Strike sounds like an attack from Fairy Tail.
 bytecaster: Showing golden feet on stream?!?
 CaptainSpam: Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike, doo-dah, doo-dah.
shasra: I've never seen this mode before. Did they make Elden Ring a roguelike?
 korvys: The Rude Dudes with Attitude?
 Mr_Bitterness: I've got BOSS WEAPONS
 GhostValv: God I love crits on the vulgar militia
 BrowneePointz: Hand Axe? What are we..One Piece?
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Netflix gimme season 2 of the live action already plz
 Pywodwagon: well my first night boss was centipede demon from  DS1
rabbitgta: Seems opop
 Pywodwagon: so that was neat and unexpected
 Mr_Bitterness: Graham just solos the boss
 bytecaster: @Pywodwagon I just want Bed of Chaos show up very rarely as a joke
 bytecaster: We call them uppipes
 OldUncleDan: No falling damage?  Is this really a Fromsoft game?
 EricTheOrange: a sweet katana droped?
  Foxmar320: Secret tunnel?
drcthulu: secret tunnel!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no I'm late!!!
 bytecaster: Just jumping down there is so weird
 TheDevil_Risen: so Elden Ring : PubG?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm late to DandyGeek and G and I have forgotten who the last one is I'm sorry playing I assume seemless coop in the new area?
Seagulyus: @Thefluffiestguineapig nightrein has native 3 person
Seagulyus: its a roguelike from what I've read
Scarbble: ian, wheeler, graham, and ben s are playing the nightreign test
Seagulyus: oh four person then sorry
Scarbble: it's 3 per squad but ian is also on the call in another group
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seagulyus Can they summon Torrent or is it the weird "coop but can't do the fun horse riding part" coop?
 bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig They are very speedy themselves in exchange for no torrent
 Mr_Bitterness: No horse, you get double jump and fall for free
felrender: no horses as of yet but you've got a bunch of mobility and can also walljump
Seagulyus: @Thefluffiestguineapig uh its not quite elden ring - they are playing premade characters looking for loot so they can fight a final boss. Risk of Rain rather than ER
 Mr_Bitterness: I keep thinking this is Adam in the call
felrender: oh and also straight up no fall damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This area has another hippo that is improbably deadlier than real life hippos?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is that hippo just from Mad Max?
  Juliamon: I think it's a fairly similar deadliness
felrender: yeah the ER hippos are basically exactly as deadly as a real hippo imo
shushu2539: hippo? or rhino?
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 ShepDM: Ten more, but slower, plz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That's fair
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 bytecaster: You are currently burning
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Hippos are only surpassed in deadliness in Africa by the black water buffalo but it's only marginally and conditionally. the water buffalo is called the "widow maker" and you get one shot, and if you don't kill it, it will hunt you down and you will get got
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Burning from the rain
drcthulu: you're in the burning
  Foxmar320: 
 OldUncleDan: You Get To Burning...
 CyndaneTierney: OH no, he's even further away from using the sword now.
 korvys: Oh, glad the weird hands made the cut for this game 
shushu2539: but it has a horn
 BrowneePointz: yea Hippos are Angrier but Cape Buffalo have vendettas
 BrowneePointz: (and are bigger and have horns)
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh fingies
Andasolde: I hate these hands
  Foxmar320: Ever just stop and think about hands?
 bytecaster: We did talk about how this game has hands before
Andasolde: especially in the og game, they SUCKED
 RedRaptor: Touching hands...reaching out.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Conditionally bigger
  Foxmar320: Gross I hate it
maefly2: I'm no expert, but those hands seemed to have maybe too many fingers
 Dog_of_Myth: Time for pede
 NorthstarTex: Kill it with all the damage, not just fire!
superdude097: DS1
 Sorator13: oh, don't get him excited...
 JosephDeath: I do not remember this guy at all lol
 bytecaster: Part of Old Izalith
 A_Dub888: @foxmar320 so default SoulsBorne boss then
  Foxmar320: Attack the butt for fun and profit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he sprout even more unsettling numbers of fingers?
 Strebenherz: centipede demon my beloved
 RedRaptor: There are way too many wiggling things on that boss.
 bytecaster: At least the arena is not on fire, so that helps
Scarbble: ah, the centipemon
  Foxmar320: 
jacqui_lantern234: uh oh!!! UPPIES~
 lamina5432: evening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Bad uppies! Bad uppies!!
shasra: It's just good edict to focus the butt
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig buppies, if you will
  Foxmar320: Nice!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 TheDevil_Risen:  
jacqui_lantern234: also, is it weird that watching these guys play this game is making me wanna play some Monster Hunter?
jacqui_lantern234: also, GGs
Lysander_salamander: So this is sort of like a battle royale?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget the name of the card that's in OfTJ but it's the black Insect centipede that I think gives an opponent's creature -4/-4 if something died this turn
 Strebenherz: roguelike battle royal soulsy
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Lysander_salamander: neat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz That sure is a lot of words
ToppHat: @Thefluffiestguineapig has flash right?
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 I mean, I think the Wilds beta is still going…
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whatre you buyn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ToppHat Yes
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
ToppHat: ambush gigapede
Lysander_salamander: parkour!
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 Incandescent_Zubat: @a_dub888 you think right. one more day.
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 not much, whats Wilds Beta with you? 
Lysander_salamander: is there fall damage?
superdude097: @Lysander_salamander Nope
 Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander not that i've seen them take no
Lysander_salamander: oh, it doesn't use stamina for running.  Cool.
 bytecaster: Almost ready to use that sword
 bytecaster: Oh no, stompies
 Decaped: this looks very Monster Hunter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love these dragon designs
Lysander_salamander: It's interesting that it has you play as premade characters.  I've heard one of them has a Bloodbourne style of fighting?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These item names sound very Monster Hunter
Seagulyus: @Decaped if MH and ER had a baby, and that baby's job was "roguelike" - I was just thinking
 DrLigmaPhD: Anyone else physsically incapable of hearing the word ignition and not thinking of the song?
  Foxmar320: Fancy swords unite!
 OldUncleDan: Chariots of Stabbing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 This just sounds like some shonen or Isekai nonsense
 OldUncleDan: Ian in a different group?
 Dog_of_Myth: GG Ian
jacqui_lantern234: @OldUncleDan yeah. groups of 3
  Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig It could be!
  Juliamon: love me a katar
Lysander_salamander: oh a blacksmith
Mai_Andra: something about a handy causing explosions...
 A_Dub888: @thefluffiestguineapig so an average episode of Bleach?
 bytecaster: That needs a ancient dragon smithing stone, right?
jacqui_lantern234: the Flamps if you will 
jacqui_lantern234: as in: GIVE EM THE FLAMPS 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That reminds me (god why do I remember this) of one of the old W+P episodes with a Brazilian game with a rooster yelling ATACKAAAAAAR at the beginning of every side scrolling level
 A_Dub888: !card split the party
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 Spooky_Noises: !nightreign
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 is flamping allowed by TOS?
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 gosh i hope so
Lysander_salamander: that giant spectral sword is fun to watch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Probably depends, they found that hot tub work around for some things so I assume there's a flamping equivalent
 TheDevil_Risen: put a shrimp on the barbie 
 TheDevil_Risen: scythe!!!
 DrLigmaPhD: This isn't a boss, this is middle management
drcthulu: hp recovery outheals the fire
drcthulu: rain
Lysander_salamander: does it show blacksmiths and vendors on the map?
  Foxmar320: Boom!
 A_Dub888: @foxmar320 ADAM COLE BAY BAY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That thing is just from Mad Max
 sithenin: This looks like so much rfun
 tehfewl: is this like elden ring roguelite?
 Sorator13: Definitely misread that last one as "reduced FPS"
 sithenin: Does that weapon have the usual ashes of war?
 Sorator13: Big tree
 bytecaster: Store brand fell omen, the fell omen at home
Lysander_salamander: neat, they made the grease application animation faster
Andasolde: It mohg
  Foxmar320: Sir is being aggressive
 A_Dub888: !sir
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jacqui_lantern234: @Foxmar320 yeah! no one likes aggressive people 
jacqui_lantern234: take it from me! 
 tehfewl: respect the fire circle
nightshifte: MOM! the fell omen is cheating and not playing in the circle!
  Foxmar320: lol
Lysander_salamander: is the final boss fight on a timer too?
  Foxmar320: Thats a lot of swords
Lysander_salamander: it does look rather cool
jacqui_lantern234: @Lysander_salamander you look rather cool #Gottem
Lysander_salamander: thanks!
  Foxmar320: Get him G!
nightshifte: epic
Lysander_salamander: yay
  Foxmar320: Yesssss finisher
 DeM0nFiRe: Fell Omen more like Fell Over
Sohkrates: Okay that was RAD
 bytecaster: The Omen Fell-ed
rabbitgta:   
 A_Dub888:    
maefly2: murder complete
 TheDevil_Risen:   
  Foxmar320: 
jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO 
 GasCityGaming: I'm not reinstalling you're reinstalling (to be clear i'm also reinstalling)
Lysander_salamander: oh no
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
superdude097: Oh no!!!!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: o7
Lysander_salamander: oh nooo
 BusTed: oops whoops
  Foxmar320: LOL
KarolinaLinaLina: D:
 Strebenherz: RIP
ToppHat: OH NO
 MacbethSeemsSus: Womp womp
 TheDevil_Risen: OH noe!
rabbitgta: Oh no
 BillTheCat: F
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh nooooooooooo
 Strebenherz: Womp womp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
 Xerodin: holy shit
ghyllnox: F
 bytecaster: We are sure testing the network 
PinballGeek: F
Luminaire_p: Man, I remember those days back in Destiny…
jacqui_lantern234: i have a random question, are there any of my fellow muscle nerds in chat? i need someone to get passed the muscle to snap my spine like a glowstick 
maefly2: How could Graham do this to Graham?
  Foxmar320: It happens
 Xerodin: soiled it
 WiJohn: Immaculate timing though
jacqui_lantern234: tbf, this is very in keeping with Kathleen's character (compliment)
drroxorphd: The perils of connectivity
 GasCityGaming: wasn't mid fight at least?
ghyllnox: WHEELER
 bytecaster: It's me, the guy that rides the pig
drroxorphd: At least we got to see a finisher
drroxorphd: Then you were booted
 bytecaster: This is a radio drama now!
jacqui_lantern234: SO VASCULAR
 northos: some of it is the hat I think?
 Sorator13: @drroxorphd it was a double-edged finisher
drroxorphd: @Sorator13 
 GasCityGaming: had that connection damage reflect
Lysander_salamander: Is there progression outside of the run as well?
 Sorator13: oh no, now we can join the session 
 Strebenherz: ooh nice roguelike element
drroxorphd: you earn for the urn
 Strebenherz: is this like a streamer beta or fully out?
 BrowneePointz: and they announced 4 more
Mai_Andra: limited schedule network test
 BrowneePointz: I think
drroxorphd: they don't need your help there graham
 northos: 
 korvys: Fortnightrein?
 ArkhamArchivist: If that's what it takes to get a fisticuffs focused character I'll take it
 Decaped: They can just borrow the Goku model from Fortnite
ghyllnox: 
 Strebenherz: peter griffin and goku fighting the centipede demon
 bytecaster: Dog
 bytecaster: You can go all BIRD?!?
drroxorphd: glass cannon?
 Strebenherz: dogs continue to be the *worst* enemies in soulslikes
drroxorphd: where's the cannon part?
drroxorphd: seen plenty of glass 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And finally what gives you the right
  Foxmar320: That dog paid out!
 northos: I think it stole your runes when you died, so you got them back by killing it? not sur ethough
drroxorphd: wombo combo
 sithenin: Do glowy eyes mean they have your souls from when you died
  Foxmar320: I have a feeling this class is not for Graham
 BrowneePointz: She has a bit of a learning curve
Lysander_salamander: juggling a boss seems fun
Sohkrates: Absolutely bullied
 Diabore: so how does the night reign?
drroxorphd: nice backstab action there
drroxorphd: seems good
 sithenin: I saw the mp item drip as well
 BusTed: schlorp action
nightshifte: she schlorp on my element until i concoct
 Pywodwagon: oh, warning, I have learned that if you kill a dragon while it's flying, it will drop its loot in midair
 BillTheCat: "you can't hit us" "I died!"
 BusTed: @Pywodwagon 
 Sorator13: did y'all just kill that golem solely by attacking its feet?
drroxorphd: @Sorator13 i would say yes
 Sorator13: @drroxorphd What a way to go
 bytecaster: This stream is definitely selling me on this
 bytecaster: Even in this limited capacity, this looks quite fun
Lysander_salamander: nice
 TheDevil_Risen: uppies
 bytecaster: Always uppies if possible
jacqui_lantern234: *tips fedora* Miranda
 tehfewl: miranda hug and kiss
 TheDevil_Risen: who would have thought, the big ass plant is weak to fire
 bytecaster: Bewitch the yoda
100viewbots: So.. what is night reign anyway
 AttackCowboy:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Just slightly dead
jacqui_lantern234: Demi-Human Swordmaster but its to the tune of "Alexander Hamilton"
 Strebenherz: @100viewbots looks to be a roguelike shrinking arena soulslike?  looks kinda awesome so far
 bytecaster: On a scale of 1 to dead you are at a 3
 bytecaster: Get potted
Mai_Andra: short-run Elden Ring-ish multiplayer boss rush with roguelike elements
100viewbots: Huh
 bytecaster: I showed you my crystal stall, please respond
 bytecaster: *staff
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LibraryWitchKei: I still can't believe you even start off a run by figuring out where you're dropping
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, eepyyyyy
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 bytecaster: Flippies
 TheDevil_Risen: mam there was spme bamgers n this momth's highlights
 therealmilesedgeworth: oh god its just  sped up animations
Mai_Andra: step up [2 tha streets] stone
Mai_Andra: 2 hands there, buddy
 bytecaster: Graham going for a flask build
 Mattmitchell45: A Cris Knife
DireOwlGames: He's got a heart of gold, it's metaphorical
100viewbots: Tarnished you might say
 SnackPak_: beeeg
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is there a mod to replace that model with moo deng?
 therealmilesedgeworth: I remember the first time i went invisible. it was a sight to behold
 northos: horrifying, I love it
Rootpotato: its the rumbling
maefly2: they look friendly
 bytecaster: Those colossi sure have big shadows
 Sorator13: How terrifying would it be to think you're alone, and then here someone say "oh. I didn't mean to do that." out of nowhere (because they're invisible)?
 couchboyj: Oh lawd, they cloudin'
 northos: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 I think at that point I might just check myself in some a psychological evaluation immediately, because I wouldn't trust my senses
 Strebenherz: tfw he claps you while you're in the lootbox
 therealmilesedgeworth: I hate when I'm doing a flask build and the officer pulls me over
drcthulu: the briar spell is op
 BrowneePointz: did you tell Wheeler the scepter has full moon?
 Strebenherz: what in the heck was harassing graham there?
 therealmilesedgeworth: maggot
 Strebenherz: was the big bad trying to steal his lunch money?
 BrowneePointz: Grade....A....HATER
 northos: love 2 do the blood thing
100viewbots: Classic morgot
 therealmilesedgeworth: maggot be listening to too much kendrick
 MacbethSeemsSus: Does he have to pay for all those swords?
BrindleBoar: @MacbethSeemsSus he gets them at costco
 therealmilesedgeworth: @MacbethSeemsSus apparently its a tax write off
100viewbots: Gave the night the ick
 DeM0nFiRe: Why does it have to say Night Repulsed and not just "The Night isn't too fond of you"
 MacbethSeemsSus: @therealmilesedgeworth You spent 40K on ethereal swords this year? Yes, for work.
100viewbots: You're just not night's type
 A_Dub888: triple Duchussy
 bytecaster: All the types of Duchess
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 better than a triple Reclussy 
BrindleBoar: got your duchess in a row
 therealmilesedgeworth: those stairs have a free dlc timeline
100viewbots: I'm sure they'll be done building the stairs any day now
 OldUncleDan: This seems a lot more forgiving than Regular Elden Ring.  Or just any Fromsoft game in general.
 therealmilesedgeworth: it feels so quick
jacqui_lantern234: wait, a pumpkin head?! MY BRAND 
  Foxmar320: Have some blood, don't ask questions about it
 comrade_cards: sorry, im full up on blood
100viewbots: Have you tried this delicious blood?
  Foxmar320: 
 Sorator13: Turns out, you kinda of need your blood
 Strebenherz: i like how quick the revival is, but holy bus did they design with that accounted for
BrindleBoar: that's just what Big Blood wants you to think
 Sorator13: 
 therealmilesedgeworth: I only drink organic amish blood
 therealmilesedgeworth: they
 therealmilesedgeworth: they're pasture fed
 bytecaster: three knight time again?
100viewbots: Get to the choppa
superdude097: Hey G, remember to foot! You asked us to remind you!
  Foxmar320: Get his butt G
 therealmilesedgeworth: and the ring went to the most peculiar of creatures, a canadian named graham
100viewbots: Classic multi target elden ring
 SnackPak_: let's go Ian
 OldUncleDan: And the horse he rode in on!
 Strebenherz: holy bus the damage they do with the aoe
 bytecaster: He can get back on the horse?!?!
Lysander_salamander: can you hijack the horse?
 Strebenherz: this game fights SO dirty
 therealmilesedgeworth: dang
 Sorator13: He gets knocked down... but he gets up again
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pressing triangle, circle and R1 brews an espresso
 therealmilesedgeworth: imagine fighting these enemies in base elden ring
Lysander_salamander: is three person the max for a squad?
 bytecaster: I should go to bed, this was fun though!
100viewbots: Thats why I play with mouse and keyboard — that way I can carefully craft what buttons I misclick while panic mashing
 BrowneePointz: yep 1 or 3
 BrowneePointz: cuz FromSoft weird
 A_Dub888: weird flex but ok
 northos: they've made some sort of comment that they're open to adding duos if people keep asking, but yeah the planned support so far is 1 or 3
 ArkhamArchivist: Let Me Solo It
 OldUncleDan: Remember to do the footsies, Graham!
  Foxmar320: There will always be someone who wants to solo
 Mr_Bitterness: Clearly Ian is the power gamer tonight
 MacbethSeemsSus: Be sure to thank your spectral bird
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  Foxmar320: Graham has the zoomies
 A_Dub888: just don’t get hit 
 GasCityGaming: Or Ian sat on his....
 northos: rekt 
 DeM0nFiRe: soup that makes you go blind for a day
 Sorator13: 
OmegaPlatinum: Poisoned
Bionull: What?
 CyndaneTierney: haha, poison got him.
 v_nome: you were poisoned yeah
 northos: you were poisoned, yeah
drroxorphd: you got the poison, i got the remedy
 shea_wolfe: And you were holding the heal too
 underhill33: 
 LordZarano: Juice That Makes Your Head Explode! https://youtu.be/E77R0e5bzIs
 DeM0nFiRe: Muttering "did I take the flesh?" to oneself is totally not creepy
 comrade_cards: whopper wednesday!
 GasCityGaming: is magic sicle better that pop-sicle?
BrindleBoar: depends on the flavor
 lightfut: Lol one handing the scythe is totally unreasonable indeed
 OldUncleDan: Ah, Loretta, the Royal Miner's Daughter.
  Foxmar320: ouch
 Sorator13: G, use foot!
 CaptainSpam: Invisible does not mean invincible! 
 northos: that's a pretty sword coded drop 
Rootpotato: sprint and grappling hook, improving both halo and elden ring, whats next
 tehfewl: father mask, best looking mask in the game
 northos: I do enjoy that headstab animation with a scyle 
 northos: *scythe
 Sorator13: @northos it goes in the square hole!
 Sorator13: Or the fire hole, as it were
 Strebenherz: the gall and cheek of the levelup area just having explody screamy guys
 Strebenherz: #just fromsoft things
5 raiders from thundermine_workshop have joined!
jn3Storyteller: RAID!!!!!!!!!!
 Sorator13: ahoy raiders!
  Foxmar320: Welcome raiders!
 Sorator13: please do not mind the hand things
thundermine_workshop: Ahoy!
 Strebenherz: many many fingies
 lightfut: Fingers!
jn3Storyteller:         
Sohkrates: You can have a dragon once you've dealt with your centipede demon, dear.
 BrowneePointz: question Graham, are you excited for the Lies of P dlc and are you gonna try out the new Mon Hun at all?
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Chantzzzzz: I'm not a doctor but I think that's too many fingers
 RedRaptor: That...doesn't happen when you cut tails off in Monster Hunter...
 Pywodwagon: I hope we get at least one high rez DS2 boss
 shea_wolfe: Reminder: foot
 Strebenherz: the lil happy stompies
 OldUncleDan: Give 'em DA FOOT, Graham!
 Pywodwagon: I could be wrong, but I don't think you use it after a bunch of damage, I think you use it, do damage, and then it reflects the damage you did immediately after
 A_Dub888: no footie for G
BrindleBoar: guard counter minions sounds hilarious, whether it's good is a different question
 Mattmitchell45: Get poisoned, dork
 Pywodwagon: yea I was wrong, someone told me wrong
 BrowneePointz: yea it’s apply a bunch of damage or debuffs then pop rewind
stephentoostronk: Double pokers?
 BrowneePointz: If you do it right after a frostbite or death bite or blood pop, it absolutely bodies them
 BrowneePointz: deathblight*
 shendaras: why not both?
drroxorphd: big knife
 BrowneePointz: yea if your team can stack multiple statuses it makes duchess pop off
 Pywodwagon: take me to snurch
 BrowneePointz: there’s a Sekiro character too but not in the test
  Foxmar320: that poor man
 northos: cmon guys, at least give the boss a chance 
 A_Dub888: @pywodwagon You’d need to get to Snorsh to get to the snurch (photo of David Carouso required for entry)
 northos: Nox Warriors? what Nox Warriors?
  Foxmar320: wow
 DeM0nFiRe: Well they didnt last long
drroxorphd: Candle trident is strong
 DrLigmaPhD: Will that video ever stop being funny? No.
OmegaPlatinum: I will die hundreds of times to falling in Elden Ring after playing this game
Bionull: Knowledge above all? Pfft, who needs that?
 OldUncleDan: Do I want a Scepter of the All Knowing?  I just don't know!
 northos: "talismans, talismans, talismans" sounds like a Dave's Spokesman bit 
 korvys: "Man-serpent", that's a weird way to say penis
 DeM0nFiRe: Remember, if you've got time for... blippo? You've got time for hippo
 OldUncleDan: Rot and Bleed?  Sounds like a Staph Infection to me!
Bionull: Graham calmly contemplating thrusting while friends fight
 A_Dub888: no wonder Milenia (The Blade of Miquela) likes scarlet rot
 Strebenherz: HOLY BUS
 Pywodwagon: they gave him rivers of skill
 Strebenherz: he naruto'd you to death
 BrowneePointz: Rot-tuah! sick on that thing! (is this anything?)
 Pywodwagon: wylders hook is pretty good at reviving
goombalax: @BrowneePointz thats...something alright
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, footsieeeeeesssss
 TheAwkes: Those thiccy iframes.
drroxorphd: Speak friend and enter.
 Pywodwagon: whats the world tendancy
Lysander_salamander: ah, the epic door opening sequence
100viewbots: I can't believe fromsoft expects me to make a 3rd friend by may 
 BrowneePointz: having some spicy ramen, sippin on Pineapple Mt Dew, and watching some Peak Gaming
 shendaras: somewhere, there's a mod that replaces all the giant hands with giant feet
Lysander_salamander: does it have a sword like Sif?
 BrowneePointz: one miyazaki loves feet, the other is a bad father
Rootpotato: whats better than dog with sword? 3 headed dog with whip sword
 MacbethSeemsSus: Working off Hades logic, just give the left head scritches and you're fine.
Rootpotato: it splits into 3 dogs???
Lysander_salamander: so cool
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResilientEvilRuffTwitchRPG-WyoYqdZwtPJmsoGJ
 Dalrint: Three dogs...with the news?
 baskwalla: Inside it, there were 3 wolves
 A_Dub888: 3 Dogs AWOOOO
Redbassist: Three dog night rein
goombalax: this is one of the coolest bosses conceptually
 lightfut: 3 dog, new elden ring dj
 Gnrt: it splts into 3 dog from hit video game fallout
 DrLigmaPhD: Is one dog that splits into 3 more or less shit in the yar?
 DrLigmaPhD: yard?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 A_Dub888:   
 shendaras: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 NotCainNorAbel: Three Dogs Down
 underhill33:   
 SnackPak_: 
 Strebenherz:   
Lysander_salamander: 
 GasCityGaming:   
Lysander_salamander: very smooth
 BrowneePointz: Wheat Graham, are you telling me this was a three dog night?
  Foxmar320:   
 BrowneePointz: wait*
 BrowneePointz: it’s OK, we get monster Hunter in a week and a half that should tide us all until then
 lamina5432: they made Elden ring a rouge like
 BrowneePointz: and then this comes out in May and then the lies of  P DLC should be out soon after
 BrowneePointz: You can charge it while sliding
 DrLigmaPhD: The Triple Duchess sounds like a Dairy Queen item that never was because they're cowards
 BrowneePointz: And you can charge a heavy attack while sliding
 Pywodwagon: oh that would have been good to know
 BrowneePointz: also a thing to note Graham, I don’t think it’s come up for you all, but Bows have infinite ammo in this I believe
 BrowneePointz: Right? Her with a good status bow seems incredible. Let alone the entire archer character who we haven’t seen yet.
 BrowneePointz: ngl, I hope we get multiple CTSes or a mini long game of this when it releases G
  Foxmar320: that looked painful
 Mollylele: @BrowneePointz this seems like One More?.. territory, no?
 DrLigmaPhD: Blood and/or puss can be collected, to no game effect
  Foxmar320: I hope I never hear “giant bloody pustule” again
 BrowneePointz: @mollylele when you are right, you are right, and you, you’re always right!
jwholla: This has looked like a ton of fun
 Strebenherz: anyone else wondering if a chest'll go mimic?
 Strebenherz: OH GOD
 BusTed: 
inzzy: oh noe
jwholla: I'm scared
  Foxmar320: oh no
adept_nekomancer: I guess this is how you get ants.
 A_Dub888: things are getting antsy
 Strebenherz: They're ants but also wasps and nope nope nope holy bus
shushu2539: get rid of anything sweet
 BrowneePointz: I had heard the network test was kind of buggy, but this is ridiculous
 Mr_Bitterness: I was waiting for something to happen. Something has happened.
 Mollylele: 
 A_Dub888: !card ant queen
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 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz hell of a bug test
inzzy: man i hated these gus in elden ring like they wheren't hard but man they flecked me out
 MacbethSeemsSus: Every time I see a Fromsoft game I hope the mob designers have a therapist on staff.
jwholla: Is there no fall damage?
 Strebenherz: nope
goombalax: ain't got time for fall damage
chorinas: no fall damage, sprint speed equal to horse speed, and double jump with manteling
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jwholla: Amazing. Fall damage is stupid and for babies
 DrLigmaPhD: In grade school and not last week?
 BrowneePointz: Real talk, I hope this does well enough that we get DLC with extra bosses and regions
 Strebenherz: isn't smacking people with hockey sticks just a canadian pasttime
Sixty_2: @BrowneePointz they already announced/are selling DLC for more characters
 BrowneePointz: oh I knew about the other characters
chorinas: really? guess I'm going for the Deluxe Edition
 BrowneePointz: but specifically, I think it would be nice to have more regions and bosses as well down the line instead of just limgrave
Lysander_salamander: the Baaaing battle cry is a nice touch
Sixty_2: @BrowneePointz Just Limgrave might only be for the network test. there is stuff in the trailers not here yet
 neisan2112: LMAOOOO
 underhill33: 
 BrowneePointz: @sixty_2 in all the press junkets it only showed different bits of limgrave(randomized obvs)
BrindleBoar: there's speculation that the maps are going to be procgen, not the fixed version in the test
 neisan2112:   
pimiento: harp bow marks
 Strebenherz: Ian found the subocean!
 Veraphage: 
 Pywodwagon: I just realized we're 7 minutes over
 Pywodwagon: they're being nice
 neisan2112: Elden Ring Subocean?!
 SnackPak_:   
 JuniorRoll: Good job Ian!
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 TheAinMAP:   
 SymphonySolstice:  
jibkat:    
 damn_i_am_pretty: 
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 damn_i_am_pretty: 
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 A_Dub888: ‘No golden hippopotamus I don’t wish to fight you at this time’ - Graham Stark 2025
Izandai: Oh it's a PUBG thing. Huh.
 SymphonySolstice: fingies return
 Strebenherz: pubg roguelike with plenty of souls rudeness for everyone to share
 BrowneePointz: @izandai yes there’s a slowly moving br ring as a timer that eventually shrinks down to the boss area
  wiggins: "bewitching branch is what I call my-"
 BrowneePointz: @izandai the rest of it is just Elden ring meets multiplayer roguelike
silenceaux: I think branches only worked on humanoids in the base game
 A_Dub888: @wiggins is it single?
 niccus: so since the other hands were in this area, would this boss be scarier if it was human fingers
 shea_wolfe: What that dog doin?
 damn_i_am_pretty: "oh my dogs are burning"
 DeM0nFiRe: Good timing lol
 SymphonySolstice: 
 A_Dub888: RIP
 SnackPak_: 
 GasCityGaming:   
jwholla: Perfect
 lamina5432: Gnight all
BrindleBoar: 
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
 GasCityGaming: honestly wasn't so sure about this before, now 100% for it
 Veraphage: balatro but more swords
 BrowneePointz: like I said we got Monster Hunter in a bit over a week to tide us over 
MaddogM: did I turn on in time for goodbyes?
  Juliamon: you did, the servers just kicked them out
 BrowneePointz: no
 BrowneePointz: they said no cross play I believe
  Foxmar320: I might pick this up if i have friends who play
MaddogM: timing!
  Foxmar320: it looks fun
pimiento: no! money down!
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 Mr_Bitterness: Thanks all
 A_Dub888: that’s something Ulmer would say
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks all
 BrowneePointz: do you know, Graham, for next Sabbath you all could have night reign races to see who can get the first night three kill
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for playing
 BrowneePointz: Subbathon
 BrowneePointz: Sabbath? really apple?
 TheAinMAP: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth (mixed)
  Foxmar320: !youtube
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 TheAinMAP: 
KWardJenx: This was awesome. Thanks for the stream
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 TheAinMAP: Good night.
MaddogM: The bus is coming?
  Foxmar320: bus!
 A_Dub888: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
 v_nome: acquire ye bus
 SymphonySolstice: bus. is coming.
 baskwalla: Have a good one y'all
 TheAinMAP: !venga
  LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
jibkat: 
shushu2539: try not to overheat it
 niccus: i hope a class just gets warframe bullet jump
ghyllnox: Bus is coming?
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Molladia: was that discord notification here?
   LoadingReadyRun: lol
 SymphonySolstice: ohai
 Molladia: Hello again G
  Juliamon: uh whoops
 BusTed: 
 TheAwkes: Freeze Frame™
 shendaras: What a good frame.
 LordZarano: I feel like dbcountdown should say "this November" rather than "next year"
  Juliamon: it's a limitation of the system
  Juliamon: "this November" would be comically inaccurate if someone used the command the week *after* DB
  Juliamon: so it was either one or the other, and this way lets fewer people down
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