NIGHTREIGN Network Test || Bonus Stream

 wifi12345678910: Cannot wait for more Stalker
  TXC2: CONTACT
taeasakura: 
   LoadingReadyRun: 👁️👄👁️
 Jigokuro: 
jessicaengle: Oh hallo 
 brushfire44: !advice
  LRRbot: The cat knows better than you.
 paronomasiac042: you can't hide from us!
 hieroglyphica: Hell yeah! I'm suddenly unemployed, so I can catch all the weird streams
 hieroglyphica: Tiny upside
 TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle: @hieroglyphica  bummer
 brushfire44: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Add a point in Bear.
 wifi12345678910: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an edible that allows your D&D character to communicate directly with Twitch chat
  TXC2: hmm, this song, with the slight twitch audio de-sync, sounds suspiciously like Balatro music 
 hieroglyphica: @jessicaengle majorly, but at least in retrospect it's kind of like your abusive partner broke up with YOU. Like, damn I should've left before this but oh well
DideRobot: LRR: Play it Forward || STALKER 2 | Can't die from acute radiation sickness if you get shot in the head first. | twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114020511028451496
jessicaengle: @hieroglyphica I've been laid off once, and fired once, and yah, both times similar vibe
satyropodobny: what? Nightrein is out?
 Gaelan_Maestro: @satyropodobny that was last night
  TXC2: satyropodobny  no, it was a network test
DoodlestheGreat: And it was a very fun test, too. Full of exploding monsters and other picture postcards.
jessicaengle: Hope you find someplace soon that treats you better @hieroglyphica
DoodlestheGreat: Also, hi ho!
  TXC2: hello DoodlestheGreat  welcome
 TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
taeasakura: 
 TheAinMAP: Hello 
  TXC2: Hello Alex
 hieroglyphica: 😊 thank you @jessicaengle I hope so too!
 wifi12345678910: hi Alex !
  TXC2: my pleasure indeed
 Jigokuro: Oh,  this is not network test
  TXC2: !patreon
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 GasCityGaming: been playing with the vods on the background, LOVING hearing all the anecdotes and facts 
Wrexadecimal: awww yeee
  TXC2: !store
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 RocknGrohlNerd: a button to press..... once again
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello gamers, mods and Alex
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  btw the Alex, it seems that the title has not updated
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
Lyinginbedmon: @TXC2 Still shows as Nightreign and in Elden Ring category to me
Lyinginbedmon: All better!
jared1211:        
  TXC2: Lyinginbedmon  should be good now
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: hello jared1211  welcome
jared1211: Hello        
eldenlordfreezey: Hey this isn't Elden Ring Nightrein
Critterbot: Oh sick, a suppressor, grenade launcher and an optic on your AK? Nice rig!
DoodlestheGreat: Sell the PDA?
  TXC2: eldenlordfreezey  yeah, sorry we had the wrong title up, but we did stream it last night
vingris_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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Genie_M: "let's get into trouble" AKA "Monday in the Zone"
Genie_M: Oh, new beep beep (for me)
WannabeSmoky: On fire this morning, I see
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: hot digidy daffodil
 vingris_: So Chornobyl NPP has been in the news again, which is never good
 Mangledpixel: of COURSE
Creideiki_SE: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
  TXC2: stupidity is a kind of malice
rabbitgta: Honestly, it's probably some sort of distraction?
 TheAinMAP: @Creideiki_SE Can both work in this case?
 Gaelan_Maestro: i like how your vision adjusts to the light
  TXC2: how did this safe get up here?
 GasCityGaming: that reticle has saved some lives in my playthrough
Genie_M: Sir, you really should step back
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 "Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice"?
Critterbot: Standing awfully close to the anomaly there, my guy. 
  TXC2: Creideiki_SE  exactly
 GasCityGaming: thank god no?
 cptcobalt: just the idea of the overton window open enough to restart three mile island specifically
 GasCityGaming: people worried about the strain EVs put on the grid don't give an utter shit about the energy use of AI
 Jigokuro: Exactly 
  TXC2: can we please skip to 2-3 years from now when the "AI" bubble bursts just like crypto and NFTs did ? 
 Jigokuro: "I wish nuclear would get more traction" *Monkey's finger curls*
Genie_M: Sunset shining through?
 GasCityGaming: @TXC2 I work in corporate for a large retailer that deals alot with tech, and I honestly don't see it happening that soon, althrough i very much want it to be quicker
Genie_M: Arena
  TXC2: is this the 100 rads bar area?
  TXC2: GasCityGaming  darn
 GasCityGaming: yeah.... yeah
 GasCityGaming: there are several people on my team specifically that don't like it personally though we have to deal with it (not use it though) professionaly
Critterbot: I just want the "I said com in, don't stand there" and "Get out of here stalker" guy to be here somewhere. 
  TXC2: it's like coming home
Critterbot: Aww...
GhassanPL subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
 GhassanPL: Woo
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Critterbot: It would have been such a nice homage to the first game, oh well.
 Mangledpixel: Gambling? I'm in!
DoodlestheGreat: Gambling addict.
Genie_M: Misha, 1984 Olympic mascot
Genie_M: That bear
Genie_M: *1980 sorry
Genie_M: 84 was Los Angeles
 GasCityGaming: Ooo you can get the original trilogy on Steam right now for 45 Canadian.... hmm
  TXC2: also in that wild cartoon where they "fight" baba yaga
 Mangledpixel: here's Misha with a GUN: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/90/b0/3190b0eaaadb5c3e9a63444767ed1086.jpg
 GhassanPL: I played the game when it first came out, but it was pretty poorly optimized, are things better now?
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  I love how that joke kept being funny that whole video
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FriendlyAgileSnakeWTRuck-FdWbpskr1aXw6M7v
  TXC2: the man, the myth, THE BARKEEP!
 GasCityGaming: BTW full stalker movie is up on youtube with english subs
DideRobot: LRR: It's Monday which means a brand new episode of TapTapConcede, and this week Graham, Wheeler, and Ben sit down to discuss the new Commander Bracket system. Would you believe we have a level headed conversation, discussing the good and the bad? Spoilers I guess  #LRRMTG https://youtu.be/0ygtu90pP2o | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114020600388781769
Critterbot: Sick tats on his arms.
  TXC2: EDGE
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: time to celebrate with sausage
Genie_M: Blowout in 3..2...
  TXC2: I wonder if the guy who sends you to get his shotgun is still there 
 GasCityGaming: Paul Voice: Hello
 Aarek: O R B
 RainyMint: O R B
 TheAinMAP: Well, there's that.
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: this wasn;t here before....
 GasCityGaming: Well there's your problem
 GasCityGaming: we only ponder orb
Genie_M: It's clearly an SEP
  TXC2: "do not feed the ORB"
 RainyMint: Do... Do they know it's there?
 Mangledpixel: orb is love
 Mangledpixel: orb is life
 GasCityGaming: live laugh orb
Genie_M: Somebody Else's Problem
 GasCityGaming: I like how even in The Zone, properly merchandising your inventory on display shelves is important
 RainyMint: Doesn't look like Ozma. Not best orb but still a good orb.
  TXC2: ah yes, one is Russian vendor, other is NATO
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LazyResoluteChamoisFutureMan-X8Ah795rWq72sQD6
shushu2539: press the orb to play a song
  TXC2: I always lost on the level were you only get grenades and a knife against a guy in an exo-suit 
 GasCityGaming: !findquote orb
  LRRbot: Quote #9152: "Orb want squish!" —Graham [2024-11-10]
 RainyMint: Squish! That! Orb!
Genie_M: Tyrant - friendly name
  TXC2: is that just a suit, or was a guy in there?
Genie_M: Save?
  TXC2: well that was easy 
WannabeSmoky: It was Brick
Genie_M: Perfect
 RainyMint: 
  TXC2: Alex you monster 
Genie_M: Not a bad pay for watching your teammate do the work
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrazySpikyPeafowlFreakinStinkin-nlcZ-48xbsmFLknm
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 PsychoI3oy: I have no joke for this number
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Genie_M: Queueing simulator
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  TXC2: the true soviet experience
 Mangledpixel: I love that they make you actually queue
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpookyRelatedShrimpGrammarKing-MKVcPLpIKrMWyTUJ
 Scy_Anide: Fresh bread, wow
Genie_M: Fresh bread
  TXC2: damn I want bread now 
 TheAinMAP: 
 wifi12345678910: Fresh bread is the best
Genie_M: Arena round 2 opened
Genie_M: How is orb in daylight?
 wifi12345678910: I watched the Tarkovsky Stalker last night. It was very interesting, still thinking about the ending today.
 GasCityGaming: @wifi12345678910 I started it! about hlaf way through.!
  TXC2: "good" old pseudodogs 
zhiachusk: Hoi! I beat this stalker as my first stalker game but also alexa you were part of the reason i even took a dive into the series so thank you for introducing me to the series :3
Genie_M: There's a ton of them
 GasCityGaming: different ammo is NM
 GasCityGaming: N
  TXC2: is there a way to which one is the real one ?
 wifi12345678910: I don't think the fake ones give blood drops when hit? At least I didn't notice any blood from the fakes.
Dezponia: I bet the real one is the one which it is
UtilityPunk: POV: you're hiding on the table from a bad mouse infestation
zhiachusk: Real one always hides and bleeds when you shoot it
 hieroglyphica: Yeah this is rough
zhiachusk: Sorry if that was a bit backseaty
Dezponia: Have you tried getting lucky?
 A_Dub888: Salutations fellow stalkers! How fairs the Zone?
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
  TXC2: we've found the arena from the OG game, and have just died to magic dog
 A_Dub888: such is the Zone
 wifi12345678910: uh oh
zhiachusk: Apparently after you kill 2-3 ghists the real one will go super sayen
Aenir798: there's a dog standing still over on the right
UtilityPunk: Like shooting fish in a warehouse 
Dezponia: Is the real one always running away from you?
Genie_M: It just summoned a dozen more
zhiachusk: Funniest shit is when I was being chased by a pack of psi dogs, I jumped into an acid anomoly, and they all ran in and died including the real one from acid 
  TXC2: zhiachusk  nice
zhiachusk: If you kill 2-3 fakes, real one should stand still and howl to summon more
Genie_M: And it summoned again
 wifi12345678910: I think that was the real one you just hit
 GasCityGaming: i do kinda like how this "combat" is actually more of a puzzle, but with gun
  TXC2: are we even hitting? 
JeriHirsch: I love that I load up the stream and as soon as the ads end I just have a frozen screen of alex looking concerned with the sounds shotgun blasts and the occasional "Dangit"
zhiachusk: @jerihirsch so nothing new 
Genie_M: Just wasting ammo on the phantom ones won't work.... There has to be a solution
  TXC2: now the game truely begins
 wifi12345678910: WHAT?!
 wifi12345678910: How?!
zhiachusk: I think fakes have more than 1 hit in them.
  TXC2: CLUTCH!
 GasCityGaming:   
JeriHirsch: MLG gamer
  TXC2:    
ghyllnox: \o/
 JadedCynic:  goat there!
 Gaelan_Maestro: and now for round 2!
Dezponia: Pure skill and calculated
 wifi12345678910: 
 Scy_Anide: I can't believe the knife actually worked.
Genie_M: Let him think that
zhiachusk: Gottem
 Mathanwitch: good morning
 JadedCynic: time for a LONG COZY REST 
  TXC2: hello Mathanwitch  welcome
 Scy_Anide: It takes a lot of stamina to swing too though
  TXC2: why make two holes?
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
Genie_M: Air flow
 Mathanwitch: that's the only correct way to consume a can of condensed milk by the way!
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 airflow - air can rush in through one, while you drink from the other
 Mathanwitch: poke 2 holes and drink
JeriHirsch: Drink a bunch of water and take like 100mg of benadryl and you can def sleep when you're hungry.
 JadedCynic: saves you from having to suck on the only aperature
 wifi12345678910: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyCutePistachioKlappa-eHobZTo3LbcD-yZu
  TXC2: JadedCynic  ah I see
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 like "shotgunning" a beer
 JadedCynic: pop the can, then poke a hole in the *bottom* and then chug REALLY fast
  TXC2: JadedCynic  ah right, I always did that with a straw
 JadedCynic: exactly - it's the same principel
JeriHirsch: It think that's called a torpedo
 JadedCynic: *le
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic considering what Alex just went through, for a second I thought it would involve loading beer into a shotgun...
JeriHirsch: There's a video out there of someone torpedoing a bottle of wine. Can't have ended well for them.
 wifi12345678910: @JeriHirsch Sounds perfectly fine to me
 wifi12345678910: Just torpedo a gallon of water afterwards and it'll totally be fine
  TXC2: and we're back
 Mathanwitch: btw, speaking about poking holes and Chornobyl...
 Mathanwitch: there's a drone sized hole in the containment now
JeriHirsch: We could only afford canned juice as a kid so that's a skill I learned early
Genie_M: It's arena days
  TXC2: Mathanwitch  we covered that at that start of the stream
 Mathanwitch: ah, sorry I'm late
  TXC2: no worries
 JadedCynic: yeah, "as long as I get...five hours sleep, and a can of thic milc - I'm COOL!" 
 wifi12345678910: The most dangerous game, people
 JadedCynic: will they drop ammo? 
 wifi12345678910: eat before
 JadedCynic: um
 JadedCynic: I guess?
  TXC2: the more dangerer game: Canada goose 
 JadedCynic: man...one shot-steacy here 
 JadedCynic: 
 wifi12345678910: why did that guy have anti rad pills?
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 What about the moose?
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 why do you think we HAVE the moose - to protect us from the geese
  TXC2: A_Dub888  the moose is not game, it's a tank 
 GasCityGaming: It's why they rhyme, Goose-Moose Geese-Meese
  TXC2: so I watched a video that compared areas from this game with the OG, and only then is when I noticed the lack of a minimap 
 JadedCynic: @GasCityGaming exactly wrong. one moose, two moose,all the moose on the planet; one goose, a dozen geese
JeriHirsch: Just learned the american penny is now technically dead
 JadedCynic: welcome to the future
 JadedCynic: it's a bout time
 wifi12345678910: lol
Aenir798: oooh bread
 JadedCynic: Okay, that's just INSULTING 
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic Suddenly the line "Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee" takes on a whole new meaning. It's the Meese telling the geese their watching them
 NorthstarTex: oh that's sus
 GasCityGaming: @JadedCynic I know, forgot to put the "/s" 
  TXC2: "ooh a piece of candy"
 JadedCynic: literally a trail of breadcrumbs
 JadedCynic: @GasCityGaming 
 JadedCynic: oooh, cunning
JeriHirsch: They're going to do it like the 50 cent piece and only print it as a collectors item you buy from the mint.
  TXC2: the motherlode!
 GasCityGaming: gamers don't look up
 JadedCynic: oh yeah, that'd be a heckuva boobytrap 
 JadedCynic: "great buncha guys"
  TXC2: fire poltergiest ?!
 JadedCynic: in Ukrainian machine shop, supervisors REALLY burn your butt
 PsychoI3oy: good news: you won't have to clean up those bodies
 JadedCynic: 
Aenir798: What's the good news?
  TXC2: !findquote good news
  LRRbot: Quote #902: "It's traditionally good news to be considered alive." —Cameron [2015-10-17]
 GasCityGaming: is there anything that makes us more/less likely to get hit by lightning? (in game)
shushu2539: just vanished
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote good news
  LRRbot: Quote #7477: "Good news, the slime is more viscous than we originally thought." —Graham [2021-01-27]
 JadedCynic: maybe the type of body armor?  less metal?
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote vanished
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  TXC2: JadedCynic  there are things that electric protection, maybe they help
 JadedCynic: ah!  that'd do it!
 wifi12345678910: @GasCityGaming Technically being outside in a storm makes you more likely to get hit, but IDK if we've seen anything that says it changes the changes of being hit
 PsychoI3oy: not using the artifacts that give you more carry strength?
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 that might be more a case of 'mitigation' than 'avoidance' but yeah, def a good idea if you goin' out in foul weather
Genie_M: And you have to kill it.... With this herring!
 GasCityGaming: Bullpup, fancy
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic it rains birds in the Zone??? 
 JadedCynic: they bullpupped the 74?
Genie_M: It goes brrrrr
 NorthstarTex: Ukraine's own bullpup
 GasCityGaming: may be a question for after the fight, but is there a reason bullpups never really caught on more widely?
Amentur: Yep
Amentur: Kitty is strong
  TXC2: GasCityGaming  weird ergos, shit triggers, often can't be used left handed
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 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 heh, sometimes, yeah - I remember playing CoP before the patches - and the circling crows would just accumulate; eventually hundreds circling overhead, the sky blackened by them (and the PC struggling) - I stayed out during a blowout...and they all died and fell to the ground all around me 
 JadedCynic: I used to have a screenshot of the 'genocide' overhead saved to my hard drive...
 GasCityGaming: @TXC2 ah, cool, didn't know thanks!
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic Dang, that's one hell of a murder
 JadedCynic: whew
Genie_M: At least it knows to hide if it can't get you
 JadedCynic: I was gonna say - it's basically a bullfight - it charges and you hit it a few times in the face to make it turn away; at least your weapon has further reach than a matador 
nyoomgoom: the brothers
 wifi12345678910: So when does Wheezer start singing Buddy Holly?
  TXC2: "clone? robot? or long lost twin?"
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 all three? This is the Zone
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 you see some strange stuff in The Zone
 JadedCynic: on the plus side 'you get a backup life' 
  TXC2: A_Dub888  JadedCynic  good point
 JadedCynic: also, worthy time to celebrate too 
Aenir798: That's your liver working
 JadedCynic: chug-chug-chug
  TXC2: sounded like a dog sniffing
 GasCityGaming: That's that 710ml can
 JadedCynic: (yeah, no lie - training in first aid has made me sleep in the Recovery position instinctually)
 JadedCynic: big can + small person
seanmrwick: watching the Stalker streams reminds me so much of the LRRcast episode of the Alexisms for some reason
seanmrwick: like "I need Hopsital" or "Clipozine"
 JadedCynic: (I don't hear no crowd)
  TXC2: BIG IRON!
 wifi12345678910: Old fashioned shootout!
 JadedCynic: it IS kinda heartening that this guy always best on us
 TheAinMAP: 
Despoiler98:    got that big iron
seanmrwick: or my all-time favorite quote "Nyope!"
 DigitalSeahorse: I've got a noisy neighbor upstairs today. 
  TXC2: seanmrwick  Nyope being the shirt Alex is wearing now
Aenir798: That doesn't sound like a revolver
Amentur: Hmmm, interesting. I must have had a bug with this. The final arena fight only unlocked it's "wait" period after a certain story event
seanmrwick: @TXC2 very fitting, I'd say
 JadedCynic: she has a point - his literal NAME is "Tyrant"
 PsychoI3oy: GG
 JadedCynic: *was 
 TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: !clips
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 Mathanwitch: so he chose the revolver for YOU, and brought grenades himself?
 A_Dub888: STOPPIN POWAH
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mathanwitch: remember kids, always make a choice. otherwise it's going to be made for you
 JadedCynic: "But I still knew you'd win; that's why my money was on you"
seanmrwick: @TXC2 is this also a shirt you can find on the LRR store?
 Mathanwitch: haha classic
  TXC2: seanmrwick  I don't think so, sadly
 JadedCynic: @seanmrwick not quite - made by a friend
seanmrwick: @TXC2 dang. that's a shame
seanmrwick: @JadedCynic oh well
Genie_M: Big boom
 wifi12345678910: wow
 Aarek: shortgun!
 Mathanwitch: rammstein!
seanmrwick: let's heckin go!
 JadedCynic: OH WOW
 NorthstarTex: the classic
seanmrwick: Shortgun wins again
seanmrwick: shawtgawn
seanmrwick: Rawket Lawncher
  TXC2: Spas12 is eternal
 A_Dub888: "Sledgehammer" It's time to play THE GAME
JeriHirsch: The real artifacts of the zones are the backpacks
 JadedCynic: so heavy, that it was notable even to non-fudds when Linda Hamilton one-arm-racked one in T2 
 DigitalSeahorse: so fetch
Despoiler98:    SHOPPING
 Mathanwitch: look, there's an empty room with trophies there in the corner. maybe future update vendor for monster drops?
 JadedCynic: "Hey, Hamster - now we got a SPAS too" 
Dezponia: Alex what's your thoughts on the 80s cartoon "The Centurions"?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WonderfulSneakySalmonJebaited-qKkorg5dvskwGelB
 DigitalSeahorse: there appears to be a hole in the sky
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, you get used to that in the Zone.
 JadedCynic: my headcanon is that all the two-named people in the Zone, go by their first name, and then they are given their lastname 'nickname' by everyone else...
 A_Dub888: "Is it possible for a stalker to learn these skills?" Not from a Jedi
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 "the Ward will not teach you these skills"
Dezponia: Awww. You were my top pick for someone at LRR that might've known it. POWER XTREME! 
 wifi12345678910: Is Ragman like Hamster's bald older brother?
  TXC2: also it's in 9x39
 DigitalSeahorse: that one tablet's been cracked! 
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 wifi12345678910: I thought clipping it was the ticket
 JadedCynic: aw 
Dezponia: Deep customization is fun in these games
Aenir798: isn't that the old scope
Dezponia: 20% seems like a lot of weight reduction. 
 Gaelan_Maestro: i love the layout of that shotgun
Dezponia: Time to Sniff for scopes 
  TXC2: everyone is always slowly losing their minds
 JadedCynic: yay!
Dezponia: Magical disappearing scope mount!
  TXC2: tiny mag or BIG rounds ?
Dezponia: Can you get a bigger mag? 
  TXC2: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's all coming tumbling down. It's all out of control. It's spiraling.
 JadedCynic: ah, GSG - never change 
 mwlsn: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! From now on, I'm Meter Worm!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 NorthstarTex: !findquote clip
  LRRbot: Quote #6079: "Don't make me the clip of the day, here." —Cameron [2019-05-29]
Dezponia: Thet is some good camouflage on that guy
 DigitalSeahorse: should have named him Wally
Dezponia: Really melting into his environment
 JadedCynic: ♫ all in all, you're just another brick in The Wall ♫ 
shushu2539: nice cammo, almost confused him with the wall
 Scy_Anide: I never got good at navigating Rostok.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightTrappedTurnipMcaT-Du3s8dgUpXhSv8aZ
Dezponia: You can't leave your sossig behind! 
  TXC2: it's funny how fast bread goes stale compared to how long flour will last (if kept dry)
 vingris_: I mean, dry bread will also keep for ages
 GasCityGaming: Rail on a gun that you have to ask which cardinal direction you'd like the bullets to (probably) travel in
 JadedCynic: hard tack
  TXC2: hard tack is not bread, it's the wood ships are built from 
   Anubis169: TXC2: I really love bread...
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Dezponia: Just don't break the game 
  TXC2: Anubis169  same
 A_Dub888: swap fluids with what though?
 JadedCynic: as always, it's a matter of 'controlling moisture' - drying to remove water from a food, limits the growth of bacteria
   Anubis169: I know fresh baked bread doesn't stay fresh for long if you make it without the preservatives in most modern stuff
   Anubis169: but it's not a problem 'cause that loaf is GONE
JeriHirsch: why am I getting an ad with a corduroy octopus?
Dezponia: @A_Dub888 Swamp water. Become the swampwitch you know you can be!
 JadedCynic: salting often dries, but it also pushes the pH of remaining water in the food beyond bacteria's growth range
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   Anubis169: Refresh
 JadedCynic: same principle behind refridgeration and freezing - simply chill the food outside of bacteria's growth range
   Anubis169: JadedCynic: Isn't that the idea that led to Jerky being created?
 JadedCynic: yep - dry meat so bacteria can't grow in it without the water
   Anubis169: like a natural extension of salted meat in a cellar
 JadedCynic: "take your food and make it inhospitable to bacterial growth" by many methods
Izandai: Including making it hospitable to different bacterial growth!
  TXC2: and then there's alcohol, witch is make the bacterial growth work for you!
  TXC2: and we're back
 JadedCynic: food safety - downright chemistry and biology you learn when you become a commercial cook 
 JadedCynic: S C I E N C E, bitches 
 JadedCynic: dry, and cool
 Mathanwitch: it's so cool how cellars work
  TXC2: how far below ground does below ground start getting warmer? a mile ?
 Mathanwitch: the temperature of the cellar/earth is just basically an average yearly temperature for the region
 JadedCynic: depends on the geography - around a fault, maybe not much 
  TXC2: JadedCynic  oh indeed 
   Anubis169: btw Alex, was organising the mini-library the other day. Found out I got quite the collection of how-to books on stuff that'd come in handy in a post apocalyptic situation
 JadedCynic: you're out of the 'hobo' phase, yeah
  TXC2: we have a gun they only made a thousand of, we're out of "hobo" phase 
 JadedCynic: I'd say later 'stalker' phase
   Anubis169: farming tech, medical stuff, construction, electrical/plumbing, psychology..
 TheAwkes: Literally what I thought as I popped in late and saw you with the not-a-Groza.
 Mathanwitch: and in some areas average yearly temperature is about fridge temp (even if there's hot summer)
Genie_M: 20-30C per Km - the few degrees change for cellars is measurement error
artacuno53: theres really no binocs?
artacuno53: werent there in past games?
 JadedCynic: yeah, not even for marksmanship, but just for recon
 JadedCynic: yep
   Anubis169: oo something here's hot
  TXC2: artacuno53  there was, but not in this game, no Night vision either
 matthaus_c: I really miss going prone
   Anubis169: theirs are all vehicle mounted
 JadedCynic: spicy sam
 Coloneljesus: hit and run but with nuclear missiles
   Anubis169: good grief what is that gun you're using?
DoodlestheGreat: Russia has a handful of in-ground missiles, but yeah, the overwhelming majority are mobile.
kristian_fischer: Problem with going the armored and stationary route is that there's always gonna be a bigger warhead on your forehead.
  TXC2: still would have been cool if the US had gone with the Train launched nuke
 matthaus_c: the cup game but with Russian military and nuclear weapons
   Anubis169: well they're being used for cable cutting right now
artacuno53: SCUDs were so scary in Iraq in the 90s despite post war showing they basically had no combat impact
  TXC2: you'd think given it's size, the Soviet Union would have gone with silos
   Anubis169: artifactoid?
 TheAwkes: Those guns may be trash, but the mags have a couple rounds in them.
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 Legally-Not-SPAS-12 semi-auto AND tube-fed shotty (weighs a chunk - maybe this has been modded)
 GasCityGaming: @TXC2 I'm guessing cost was a factor?
  TXC2: GasCityGaming  I would have thought moving them all the time would cost more
 PsychoI3oy: also permafrost is hard to dig into
  TXC2: PsychoI3oy  we'll just use a nuke to dig the hole for the silo to store the nuke 
 PsychoI3oy: why didn't I think of that
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 heck, maybe there'd have a better passenger train system (to be commondeered when necessary)
 Mazrae: Hello all
  TXC2: GAME!
   Anubis169: excuse me!?
  TXC2: hello Mazrae  welcome
 PsychoI3oy: why on god's green earth is there a kriss vector in stalker?
Izandai: Is that a good gun?
   Anubis169: casually in a foot locker
Dezponia: It's a gun!
 TheAwkes: Another Journalist preorder bonus stash.
  TXC2: JadedCynic  exactly
 JadedCynic: @PsychoI3oy not even the first we've seen - maybe some 'tourist to the Zone' left it behind?
 PsychoI3oy: hmm
   Anubis169: 
 PsychoI3oy: eh, Vector is better than Mac 10
 TheAwkes: There was a second exit to the anomaly room, there.
 JadedCynic: maybe, but it's not a mach pistol
artacuno53: it blows back and down into sort of where the mag is
   Anubis169: no lift?
 Dandinstorm12: hi chat
 Dandinstorm12: Hi Alex
  TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12  welcome
 GasCityGaming: what if bolt go down a bit?
Aenir798: what's the catch
DoodlestheGreat: Sadly, I must be taking off for a dental appointment. 10 q 4 strem and I will see you all later.
 GasCityGaming: more moving part, more potential failure points?
Genie_M: Repair and maintenance?
   Anubis169: all the best doodles!
 JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat hope it goes well! 
  TXC2: so long DoodlestheGreat  stay safe
 TheAwkes: Maintenance, presumably. Having to redirect the force comes with more friction points and stuff.
 Lord_Hosk: Size, reliability, cleaning and repair
 Dandinstorm12: Whats our blowout count at?
 JadedCynic: more complicated for manufacture?
   Anubis169: I'd imagine wear-and-tear?
 TheMerricat: https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/original/3/33669/1500370-26_52557_21221ac23a96761.jpg
 PsychoI3oy: I think the semi-auto versions are like $1200 or something
 Dandinstorm12: we aren't tracking them eh
  TXC2: the Kriss is honestly a meme gun
 TheMerricat: "The gun was originally designed and developed in 2006 with the cooperation of the US Army. During the prototyping phase the gun was capable of at 1500 rpm, however this was scaled back to 1000 rpm to increase reliability and make the gun cheaper to manufacture. This rate of fire is still greater than the MP5(700 rpm) and even the MP5K (900 rpm)."
 JadedCynic: a 'boutique' weapon
 Uzumaki15: I have an airsoft replica of a Vector, I think it's sweet
 JadedCynic: ironic that the US Army helped develop it
   Anubis169:  "Do you mind!?"
 JadedCynic: WE. WERE. TALKING.  (the *nerve*
Genie_M: This one is fairly low on recoil
 Lord_Hosk: The US army helps develop A LOT of weapon and armor systems.
  TStodden: those are big, naked, rabid (?) kitties...
shushu2539: poor cangarabbits
 JadedCynic: @TStodden the noise?  the 'hoppers' are mutant rats
Aenir798: I have concerns
 Mazrae: Shotgun ready?
 Dandinstorm12: turns on the thing
 TheMerricat: "The Vector was introduced at a time when SMGs were becoming less popular due to the increased use of short barrelled rifles. SMGs are limited by the cartridge which are typically pistol calibres. Range and terminal effects are limited in ways that are far less prominent than common rifle rounds. Even fairly mediocre rifle rounds out perform more powerful pistol calibers. Other than the unique recoil management the Vector doesn't add anything to the tool box that isn't already available"
 Dandinstorm12: so menacing growls or anamoly?
 Lord_Hosk: People trying to upsell their thing say "developed in conjunction with the US military" people in the know  just know... that applies to everything.
 JadedCynic: it was basically 'gilding the lily' - the improvements didn't help much
  TStodden: It's safe to assume that physically interacting with anomalies is a "bad" thing...
 Scy_Anide: What's he doing hangin' around?
Genie_M: He ded
 MAPBoardgames: he made a misStake
 JadedCynic: "MilSurp"  RUN
 wifi12345678910: I'd rather have NASA grade
   Anubis169: Military Grade is "what's economical within a given degree"
 JadedCynic: that guy has something wrong with it, but I just can't pin it down 
 JadedCynic: @wifi12345678910 DoE grade?
Genie_M: Oh good, we loved them last time
  TXC2: Military grade = is fr the 80's, but works if a grenade goes off
 wifi12345678910: Tiny Jedi!
 Dandinstorm12: lol
Alex_Frostfire: Having heard how long some of the stuff used by the Canadian military gets, if that's the bar for military grade...
  TStodden: WTF!?
 matthaus_c: damn is that burer serving cleavage
 RainyMint: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: do we have a paddle?
 JadedCynic: "steal THIS weapon from my hand!"
 Dandinstorm12: nope
  TStodden:   
   Anubis169: the fuck is that?
 matthaus_c: little psychic guy
 JadedCynic: "Burer"
  TXC2: Anubis169  psychic mutant that makes us drop our gun
 JadedCynic: annoying THIEF
   Anubis169: Burer... oh boy
Genie_M: Steals guns and fires at us psychically
  TStodden: A psychic psycho mini-me?
 SidewinderSky: Man, Yoda's not adapting to the zone very well
Jundinator: 
 Dandinstorm12: right in the teeth
   Anubis169: Thank. Balls.
Genie_M: Noice
  TStodden: Fun, this is not... 
 matthaus_c: lmao is that a kriss vector
 Gaelan_Maestro: it looks like a mole miner from fallout 76
Izandai: @matthaus_c Yes.
 Mathanwitch: alright, joke is not going to tell itself...  - do you know why burer has no passport? - because of bureraucracy!
 matthaus_c: love that goofy ass gun
  TXC2: Mathanwitch  booo 
 Dandinstorm12: highlight reel
 Mathanwitch: @TXC2 I miss Nightinghale
 TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: ok but that cleavage tho
 SidewinderSky: I think the rifle got yoinked in the southeast corner, between two crates
 JadedCynic: I worry that he just ended clipping into a wall...
  TXC2: no, but they might clip through the ground
 TheAwkes: Should have been at your feet, until that grenade you threw went off, then it could have gone anywhere.
 JadedCynic: whew
 NorthstarTex: @TXC2 this sadly
Aenir798: hooray
   Anubis169: they all seemed to land close to where they got yanked outta your hands
 PsychoI3oy: the mac 10 was on the catwalk but might have dropped down?
Genie_M: Little pistol?
 matthaus_c: that could definitely have gone to the subocean
   Anubis169: machine pistol and giant shottie
Aenir798: Sledgehammer missing?
 PhennofLore: machine pistol was on the catwalk, then you shot the propane and it flew off
   Anubis169: giant shottie I think dropped near its body
 JadedCynic: ♫ I like a stalker with a short smg and a looooooong shotty ♫
 GasCityGaming: shotgun got taken on the floor as well i believe
 TheAwkes: Think of this as freeing you from the money pit that using the M10 was. 
  TXC2: yeah these are an enemy you have to prep for
 matthaus_c: and then you have pseudogiants. who are very interesting, but /also/ a lumbering beast with too much health and too much damage 
   Anubis169: what's that at your feet in that space to the right of the door?
Genie_M: You have a flare or something to make more light?
 JadedCynic: @matthaus_c I mean, they don't HAVE to be either/or 
Jundinator: Probably fell through the floor 
Jundinator: 
 GasCityGaming: !findquote dos
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 Scy_Anide: You lost the shotgun near where the Burer died but I didn't see it unless he fell on top of it.
  TXC2: OR NIGHT VISION!
 wifi12345678910: I hope the guns didn't get wedged under geometry
 Dandinstorm12: uh
 GasCityGaming: did it respawn?
Aenir798: huh
 Dandinstorm12: lol
   Anubis169: WHAT!?
 JadedCynic: da FUQ???
 Scy_Anide: Oh, he found your shotgun.
 wifi12345678910: OH NO
  TXC2: game please
   Anubis169: a friend!?
Genie_M: Respawn?
Jundinator:    
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 GasCityGaming: twins!
  TStodden: This is a new one...
Aenir798: Guess we're reloading
 SidewinderSky: aaaaah stalker
 Scy_Anide: And the machine pistol it sounded like.
  TStodden: the old one is still "sleeping"
glumpyblacksheep: Just Stalker things 
 Dandinstorm12: that'll teach you to stick around
4e_ka: stuped
 DigitalSeahorse:  ano-another
 TheAwkes: Shouldn't have retriggered the respawn cycle quite so soon. That's unfortunate.
 terribleplan: Twins, Basil.
 GasCityGaming: so, maybe just don't? or is it a quest?
Aenir798: Maybe a new one spawns after X time
 Transmuted_Elf: there was a second one, looks like there was a passage from the upper catwalk
 Scy_Anide: The extended mag is in there
   Anubis169: 4e_ka: Welcome to the channel, please read the rules and let's have a good time 
 JadedCynic: the only thing would be the ext mag, and that pda...
 spo8n: just throw one very lucky grenade
Genie_M: Um.
  TStodden: It's either a new one OR there's some kind of timey-wimey distortion giving it's prior self revenge on it's own death.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NorthstarTex: run like hell?
 wifi12345678910: He's got the two boomsticks
  TXC2: YOINK!
 GasCityGaming: lmao love it
 spo8n: nice
 PsychoI3oy: yup, good idea
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 wifi12345678910: lmao
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 Scy_Anide: Nice
   Anubis169: byebyegottagoooooooo
 GasCityGaming: that was fantastic
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dandinstorm12: rads my guy
 Mazrae: Thank you, gotta run
 wifi12345678910: What if he follows you?
Jundinator: Radiation
 NorthstarTex: I get mag, you get pistol, fair trade?
  TXC2: is this the AA complex from Call of Pripyat ?
   Anubis169: those doors are hot hot hot 
 Dandinstorm12: 31?
 Dandinstorm12: bold
 Dandinstorm12: SAM IIs?
 JadedCynic: @NorthstarTex "throw me the mag"  "throw me the shotty" "Throw me the mag!" "throw me the shotty!"  
 Scy_Anide: Spicy
  TStodden: that's hot...  probably TOO hot...
 Marvoleath: spicy noodle
 Mazrae: I feel like this gives a new meaning to scorched earth
 Scy_Anide: Those must be the Buldak noodles that were banned in Denmark for being too spicy.
 Dandinstorm12: you won't do it
   Anubis169: Hmm... worth it or not worth it...
 JadedCynic: max: "That's bait"
Genie_M: Greed is good
 Dandinstorm12: oh he did it
 JadedCynic: 
Aenir798: Are the bolts you throw unlimited
  TXC2: 
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: Aenir798  yes
Jundinator: Is that beeping a bomb?
   Anubis169: no that's our anomaly detector
 DigitalSeahorse:    
Genie_M: Anomaly in the near
 GasCityGaming: Our bolts comrade
 TheAwkes: The ground under every anomaly should just be a little heap of bolts.
 Marvoleath: mhmm, floor meat
 Dandinstorm12: unless the anamoly eats the bolts
 JadedCynic: @Jundinator Geiger counter ticks; "anomaly proximity detector" beeps
   Anubis169: anomalies are... well the words are 'dangerous' and 'weird'
 Dandinstorm12: just imagine you are walking around and find a pile of bolts on the ground
 terribleplan: Ah yes, take cover from the gunfire behind the missile...
  TXC2: gonna hide in the radiation where it's safe
 Dandinstorm12: ah using radioactive cover
 JadedCynic: my headcanon is that stalkers just complusively gather up loose bolts as they go to replenish their sacks
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Genie_M: Get irradiated and anomalied
 SidewinderSky: oh wow, the bandits *miss* now! That update wasn't messing around
   Anubis169: if it's not armed, it's a large metal shield
shushu2539: missing the scope now
 Dandinstorm12: alex fires his nade, as about 40 rounds enter his torso
 TheAwkes: Everyone's an MLB level pitcher in the Zone.
  TXC2: we have a CQC build
4e_ka: stupid
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 I mean, armed or not, the propellant (if it was still 'fresh') would be more dangerous - a missile is a really thin-walled gas can, ultimately
 Dandinstorm12: sigh
 GasCityGaming: it's just my playstyle but i've never ben a shotty person in game
Aenir798: welp
  TXC2: oh Alex
Genie_M: Well then
 Scy_Anide: Check your saves. Sometimes it doesn't load the most recent one.
 A_Dub888: 
 TheAwkes: PDA on the shelf, too.
 vingris_: It didn't let you save, there was a warning message
 Scy_Anide: If I remember right it will also load a quicksave over a more recent autosave.
  TXC2: not today rat satan
 Dandinstorm12: cheese it lads
   Anubis169: JadedCynic: If that's the model of rocket I think it is, it uses heptyl fuel
   Anubis169: not sure how quickly that degrades
 JadedCynic: not my circus, not my monkeys
 TheAwkes: Some fights are worth the loot you get out of them, and some are not.
 Dandinstorm12: lol
Genie_M: Pew pew situation still ongoing
 Dandinstorm12: when is that not the case Alex
 JadedCynic: @Genie_M it's an S.E.P. - Someone Else's Problem
  TXC2: it's like a microwave cooker, but nice and slow
 Dandinstorm12: don't forget chat, Vodka helps against the rads
 TheAwkes: TFW the nearest refuge in the zone is under the irradiated tip of a SAM on it's launcher.
 A_Dub888: yantussy
 Dandinstorm12: yeah but like a SAM I or like a SAM II
 JadedCynic: @Dandinstorm12 well, not REALLY but it does make you not care about  the pain
  TXC2: the Yantussy is when we find the X-lab
 GasCityGaming: I can no longer hear food described as "citrussy" as in "tastes like citrus", and I blame Graham
 Mazrae: I wonder if that pda that was next to the skele in the room with the Jedi mutant was worth anything
 JadedCynic: kinda like 'cheaper morphine that you ingest' 
   Anubis169: TXC2: back in the day, dad and a few of his friends did some fun maths on a 600w microwave, and worked out due to the density of a flesh and penetration depth, it'd take something like 120,000 years to cook a turkey properly for dinner
 Dandinstorm12: @JadedCynic don't thell them that!
  TXC2: Anubis169  haha nice
 JadedCynic: @Mazrae I think it just had a little side-quest to lead you to a stash or sumtin
  TXC2: Anubis169  I wonder if a scene from the Mr Bean movie were he does that had any influence
 Dandinstorm12: lol
Genie_M: This is "quiet"
 Dandinstorm12: uh
 JadedCynic: ha!
  TXC2: SNORKS!
 wifi12345678910: Is Sidorovich in the game?
   Anubis169: EEP 
 SidewinderSky: ooh, fried snork!
Aenir798: nope
 Dandinstorm12: goddamn snork
 Dandinstorm12: "Snorks it's always snorks"
 JadedCynic: I hated that show...
  TXC2: wifi12345678910  we haven't gone to the cordon to find out
 TheAwkes: Snorks https://pictures.betaseries.com/fonds/poster/76305.jpg
 Dandinstorm12: wheres your RPG7 when you need it
 Dandinstorm12: above you?
Aenir798: don't like his sounds
 wifi12345678910: Is there a mod that turns the Snorks into the ones from the cartoon show from the 80s?
 TheAwkes: Yellow ammo is for mutants, black is for armor, and blue is for selling. 
 Dandinstorm12: yikes
  TXC2: skif the Olympic long jumper
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: greetings gamers
  TXC2: hello fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn  welcome
   Anubis169: not worth
 Dandinstorm12: didn't look worth
 Dandinstorm12: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: bear!
 Dandinstorm12: clip that?
   Anubis169: 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: peak performance
 TheAinMAP: 
  TStodden: Baboo!  NO!!!!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Marvoleath: !clip
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jacqui_lantern234: WORTH IT!!!
 TheAwkes: SPAS, for when you want 8 shells when 2 would do.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: clip it, ship it
jacqui_lantern234: also HAI FRIENDS <2
jacqui_lantern234: 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TheAwkes oh that's clever
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 JadedCynic: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EncouragingEnchantingMelonPraiseIt-SrLZgzuRWzQJZTmb
 matthaus_c: having a Burer for an upstairs neighbor...
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthySucculentToothPermaSmug-9oIghbVj-76Vt0AU
 Dandinstorm12: love it
   Anubis169: looks like an invisible wall
 TheDevil_Risen: there was another exit up there
 JadedCynic: @jacqui_lantern234 you arrived at an auspicious time 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildUnusualRadishCharlietheUnicorn-vnhuChRTATe50Y7g
   Anubis169: well it's definitely not in m'lady's chamber
 Dandinstorm12: uh oh
 Lord_Hosk: Alex, go ahead and leave, there is no stuff you need to gather... (evil smirk)
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 TheAwkes: inb4 two duelling random squads roll up as you're trying to leave and all you've got is the shotty.
 Dandinstorm12: huh
 Dandinstorm12: I've played this F0: 3 mission
 spo8n: you're a loot goblin, like me!
 CaptainSpam: A science medkit?  Does this imply the other medkits are magic?
 TheAwkes: Bullets are a way better $/weight investment than all the sausage you've picked up.
 Dandinstorm12: watch out for super mutants on the top level
 Marvoleath: @TheAwkes but they taste much worse 
  TXC2: CaptainSpam  they kinda all are yeah 
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 Marvoleath: @CaptainSpam homeopathy? 
Izandai: 
 JadedCynic: medkits for scientists (acid burn treatment, etc) vs. "military medkits" that seem to have an odd fixation on GSWs...
 Dandinstorm12: ok
 Scy_Anide: Good ol' acupuncture anomalies.
 Dandinstorm12: and funny
Genie_M: This is advanced acrobatics course
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 GasCityGaming: wait, you can ccrouch move through the glass and not get hurt?!
  TXC2: "I tip my hat to you" (gets a lung full irradiated air)
 Marvoleath: @GasCityGaming slow move
 Marvoleath: if you run, it hurts
 GasCityGaming: well there's my learning something for the day lol
 JadedCynic: @GasCityGaming yeah it's a 'haste makes waste' trap
 Dandinstorm12: no entry there
 GasCityGaming: was in an area with a bunch of them and dogs kept attacking me, lured a bunch of them through the clouds
shushu2539: loud neighbours
  TXC2: the pitter patter of terrifying feet
 spo8n: it's been thumping for a while I'm sure it's nothing
 JadedCynic: why is it the loud neighbors always live upstairs?
 Dandinstorm12: because you live downstairs
 SidewinderSky: oh good
 Dandinstorm12: great
 CaptainSpam: SPAGHETT
   Anubis169: Blowout soon fellow stalker
 Dandinstorm12: add a little atomsphere
 Marvoleath: love the "peek" option on the bar door
 JadedCynic: ah, good time; just when we're getting ready to flee from this building on discovering the mutant inhabiting it...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dandinstorm12: cheese it mate
Genie_M: Sure is pretty though
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: this part is loud
 JadedCynic: the wishbringer's overloaded the noosphere again; we gotta vent off the excess energy
 A_Dub888: @genie_m you’re pretty though
Izandai: o7
 TheAinMAP: 
 Marvoleath: 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is the world on fire
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: sad_trombone dot wav
 Marvoleath: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 CaptainSpam: Welp, now we know that's not shelter!
 Dandinstorm12: fellow STALKER meme
 TheAwkes: Not enough plywood on the windows.
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
 JadedCynic: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Welcome to The Zone; "Emissions" periodically scour the area
   Anubis169: Thank you! 
jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming 
 Dandinstorm12: or lead in the walls
  TXC2: !patreon
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 DigitalSeahorse:     
   Anubis169: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 wifi12345678910: Thanks for streaming Alex
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 TreeVor84: Thanks Alex
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TreeVor84! (Today's storm count: 10)
 JadedCynic: tanx 4 the fun
 Dandinstorm12: bye Alex bye Chat
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4:02 from now).
 Marvoleath: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
 TheAinMAP: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
 JadedCynic: oooh; it'll be a fun one then 
 matthaus_c: to the tune of feliz navidad
 JadedCynic: ah, napoleon pastry
 TheAinMAP: 
Ashmantle: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this was fun, same time wednesday?
 matthaus_c: bitz crackers
  TXC2: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
   Anubis169: ^ dat stuff
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: o/
  TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
   Anubis169: baaaaaai 
bippityjones: World's least enthused carameldancen
Aenir798: okbaiii
  TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
   Anubis169: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 jessieimproved: I was away and the VOD for this stream is not showing up for me on Twitch.  Is that true for anyone else?
 DigitalSeahorse: it will when it's offline
  TXC2: jessieimproved  this should be it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2383829786?filter=archives&sort=time
 jessieimproved: Oh it's named wrong?
 DigitalSeahorse: Yup
 jessieimproved: ah thanks
  TXC2: yes Alex went live with the wrong title unfortnatly
 jessieimproved: I knew that's what they did last night and though that was..that
  TXC2 slinks back into the shadows
jessicaengle: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (3:55 from now).
jessicaengle: Oh boy Jack Box.
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