Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

 DarkMorford: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.
KeytarCat: Bwamp
 SymphonySolstice: jork borks
 SnackPak_: 
KeytarCat: Hellrr, chat and lrrkers
KeytarCat: I finally remembered to eat something today!
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: enjoy your Jackbox folks, I'm off to nap this migraine away
 eric_christian_berg: 
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: You can input your choice at your goat!
 DarkMorford: Fooding is good
KeytarCat: sleep well, J
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Heather's Secret Podcast
 ClodiumSoride: Hey chat, related to a different stream: is there a new URL for the Watch+PLay bingo card? The one I have for pump19.eu no longer works.
Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 baltimore_667083: 
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
 TheAinMAP:   
 laikagoat:    
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 underhill33:   
 baltimore_667083: 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Manae! 
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 SymphonySolstice:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: I don't recognize this game intro sound
 Stormgod519: box some jacks!
 Stormgod519: i hear that sound, that's the wheel!
 Stormgod519: big wheel
 SaxPython: @pharaohbender27  is it the mountain wheel?
 lamina5432: evening
 Fruan: I'm here to chew bubblegum and jack boxes, and I was lying about the bubblegum part.
 Stormgod519: im certain
 jessieimproved: wheel of proportions?
 SaxPython: @stormgod519 
 CodeIndigo: Am I too late? Have they started jacking yet?
 Stormgod519: im fairly certain that's the wheel of enormous proportions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
 Stormgod519: @CodeIndigo ummm....
 SymphonySolstice: big wheel keep on turnin'
 Stormgod519: @SymphonySolstice proud mary keep on burnin'
 Manae: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks! I didn't even realize i'd reached resub day
 SymphonySolstice: ROLLIN'
 SaxPython: I've heard Nelly's never played this game. I hope he has fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And that wheel keeps tuuuurning tuuuuurning down the floor waters
 baltimore_667083: ROLLIN’
 CodeIndigo: @Stormgod519 look, I just want to know, is the jacking on or is the jacking off?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Stormgod519 She should see a doctor about that
 SymphonySolstice: rollin' down the riiiverrr
 Stormgod519: @SaxPython i thought that was Splitting the room...
 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython Huh, maybe. We'll see in a few minutes
ladyjessica: a common misconception it’s jacking in.
micalovits subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
 micalovits: 21 months? Thats like 3 weeks!
 baltimore_667083: our destination is just Up Around The Bend I think
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 Stormgod519: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters probably. hope she doesnt live over in LA...
 CodeIndigo: !advice
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 Stormgod519: !badadvice
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @stormgod519 I thought the ambient noise for splitting the room had more ripping in it
cmdrud87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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 StageMgrRob: Such calming music.
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig it does, we were talking about just Nelly first time player!
 KaleidoscopeMind: calm before the chaos storm
 Stormgod519: @KaleidoscopeMind yes?
 Stormgod519: oh, chaos storm. fine, ill fire one up
kusinohki: meows
 Nigouki: !findquote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #141: "It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur." —Paul [2015-04-06]
IanAllenBird: howdy folks
 CodeIndigo: @KaleidoscopeMind chaos storm sounds like one of the combos we yell out during job job
DoodlestheGreat: Nelly can learn as he goes, I'm sure.
stippledotter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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 Stormgod519: @CodeIndigo its also the name of a deck i piloted recently
 Stormgod519: opp
 Stormgod519: here we gooo
MurphEP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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 CodeIndigo: !findquote chaos
  LRRbot: Quote #7401: "If you don't want chaos, don't write mechanics like "messy criticals."" —Cameron [2020-12-21]
 Stormgod519: woohoo
 TheAinMAP:   
teddywhosabear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
 teddywhosabear: jack the box! jack the box!
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wooo
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Garfman314: why am i only now realizing this intro is from the Wii era?
 Stormgod519: finally here for hopefully a full one of these
 Stormgod519: Ayyyyyyyyyy
 Stormgod519: so many friends!!!
 Diabore: eyyy a full 8
 SymphonySolstice: a michelle!
 TheAinMAP: Hello
 Fruan: Michelle!
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
 Kramburger: Subs for the sub throne
 Nigouki: wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 Stormgod519: we love a full 8!
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 baltimore_667083: Michelle!
 Stormgod519: Hi Michelle!
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 8023
  LRRbot: Quote #8023: "Don't mind chat, they're just busy saying "turtle rubber"." —Paul [2022-03-28]
 GhostValv: full stack 
Metric_Furlong: !listen
 stippledotter: A full house!
 DiscordianTokkan: Wooooo!
 MrSarkhan:   
ButButTheJesus: a Michelle!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Kathleen, Ian, Jordynne, Matt, Nelson, Michelle, Alex, and Cori!
 Stormgod519: LOL
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote react
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Geldaran: nice.
 SaxPython:  KFP
 djalternative: hi not kathleen
 SymphonySolstice: 
IanAllenBird: lmao
 Stormgod519: Cori is muted
 PharaohBender27: 
 ContingentCat: Lol ouch
DoodlestheGreat: GREASINGS!
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Michelle! 
 GhostValv: nice~
Chantzzzzz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
 orangeceltic71: Yay Michelle!
Metric_Furlong: perfect
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 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: LOOC
NimrodXIV: Looc! Michelle
ButButTheJesus: LOOC
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: yeah!!!! jackbox!!! I’ve been on a binge of y’all’s old pandemic jackbox vids.
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 KaleidoscopeMind: 700)
 public_key_reveal_party: Looc !
 Stormgod519: I think Cori might be muted
 Heckhoundbolt: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: LOOC
 Chantzzzzz: nailed it
 Darleysam: wow get rekt Cori I guess
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessieimproved: perfection
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: 700C
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: amazing start
 CodeIndigo: tuocool!
 micalovits: 10/10. no notes
  bv310: Off to an immaculate start
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 korvys: Not to the stream
NimrodXIV: not for us
 PharaohBender27: Not to us!
 DiscordianTokkan: We can hear him
Morrigan9: no
  Sarah_Serinde: Alex isn't muted to us
Garfman314: no, i can hear
 Drasvin: We can hear Alex
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WildSpeedyHeronSeemsGood-mDcfoGMZlSvPLUdN
 Stormgod519: i can hear alex
 Nigouki: nto on stream
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: we hear him.
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlamorousGoldenTurnipFloof-7VKcxFtT46sU3sga
 public_key_reveal_party: Chat can hear
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight it's time for Jackboxing! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114022206895325041
 MAPBoardgames: I can hear Alex, in my heart
 wifi12345678910: He's not muted to us
 Heckhoundbolt: We can hear him
 Arclight_Dynamo: He wasn't muted for us.
tehfewl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
 Stormgod519: I couldnt hear Cori when Alex pointed to her
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 Stormgod519: We value all of you!!!
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  Sarah_Serinde: Poor Jordynne 
ButButTheJesus: COOLLOOC
 TheDangerWaffle: lmaooooo
 Fruan: Flawless fix
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtsyShyMelonHotPokket-mZKTe94hV5EDD4KS
 TheDangerWaffle: HI MICHELLE
  corianderd: @Stormgod519 i was miming
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SliverHoopoe: Go Michelle!
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 stippledotter: Being cool goes both ways 😎
Garfman314: jackboc - just the one
 Gekyouryuu: jork bux
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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coachNelly: jackbox is made up of several jackboc
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TentativeSpotlessNigiriTTours-WVhLoJ7Jyz-WdVGU
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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  Sarah_Serinde: They are in fact quite warm hoodies
  Sarah_Serinde: perfect thank you Alex 
Garfman314: was ian concerningly loud for anyone else?
 TheAinMAP:  
 TheDangerWaffle: factual
 tehfewl: gottem
 Stormgod519: @coachNelly Hi Nelson. these games are really fun, i know its your first time, so I just want ya to have fun!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I saw that some LRR PRIDE shirt sizes were back in stock!
 Xavorin: @Garfman314 So roughly normal?
Mai_Andra: It's cool! As shown on this chart!
 Stormgod519: ayyy
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's cold here fyi
 PharaohBender27: 
 GhostValv: okay sounds good
coachNelly: @Stormgod519 ty stormgod! i will try! i'm nervous 
 wifi12345678910: Stealing from Wheeler I see
 Heckhoundbolt: Ian is very loud
 teddywhosabear: it's like a twitch sub, but in person
ghyllnox: "I want to support but unfortunately live it Chicago" 
 Xavorin: But yes, Ian is a little high volume
ButButTheJesus: 500 Here ya go Michelle am i doin it rite
 TheDangerWaffle: da bens
 CodeIndigo: you know why we are paying you.... because you are awesome
 Stormgod519: @coachNelly im holding out for ya! always rooting for ya
Redbassist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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 KaleidoscopeMind: DnD!
 fastlane250: part of em wants to go and get more autographs on my C64 game from peeps who weren't at Minneapolis
 kilnfiendpotter: @ButButTheJesus Thank you!!
 PharaohBender27: Friday Nights HYPE
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100
 PharaohBender27: 
Stormgod519 gifted a Tier 1 sub to coachNelly! They have given 212 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, coachNelly! (Today's storm count: 25)
 SymphonySolstice: dungeons AND dragons? the value
 Stormgod519: 
 coachNelly: @Stormgod519 Thanks for the gift sub!
 SaxPython:   
 tehfewl: i've got both those events on my calendar, so i'll be there!
 GhostValv: wowie 
 TherapyforNarwhals: Is there a stream of the D&D show???
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: 6th District???
 eric_christian_berg: @SymphonySolstice IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
 Stormgod519: @coachNelly    
 TheDangerWaffle: DARGONS
 KaleidoscopeMind: is it more 6th district?
 Stormgod519: oh that sounds dope!
 Sorator13: man, I wish I could go!
 CodeIndigo: Yay for dagrons
 wifi12345678910: Cannot wait for Graham's vlog of the convention when it comes out in 6-12 months.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Stormgod519: hi Paul!
KaiserKraytes: What's a Dargon? Do you mean a Droogan? 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Stormgod519: I called it!
Nurell subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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 BraveNewFaves: It's a camp nettlebee adventure!
 PharaohBender27: Ah, you were right, @SaxPython !
 SaxPython: !bluesky
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 SymphonySolstice: w h e e l
DoodlestheGreat: Ooooo.... been a while sine we played this.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: W H E E L
 DrLigmaPhD: Ain't no dungeon like a Sultai dungeon cause a Sultai dungeon violates TOS to discuss
 wifi12345678910: Wheeler?
 SaxPython: 
 BraveNewFaves: the game won't be streamed but we're trying to record it
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 its got quite a distinct theme, the wheel
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what goes up must come down
 Arclight_Dynamo: I still don't understand how this game works. I suspect it's just calvinball.
 baltimore_667083: and he keeps on turnin
 Stormgod519: these WILL show up at the end...
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo It's definitely calvinball
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 I was just hearing wind noises during the countdown
 spethycakes: alas
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 yeah...
 teddywhosabear: you gotta believe you will win!
ButButTheJesus: Dear Wheel: am i gregnant
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang it, I'm late
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Welp. 
Orxolon: Good evening everyone
Mai_Andra: Your burning sensation will be made manifest across the interwebs.
 Stormgod519: @ButButTheJesus Dear wheel: how do Iknow if I'm prengan?
 darkcyril: @ButButTheJesus Worse - you're Old Greggnant.
DarkMorford subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 130 months, currently on a 130 month streak!
 DarkMorford: Get wheeled, cool people!
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 Stormgod519: i cannot wait to hear the car chirp
ButButTheJesus: @darkcyril Elden Greggos!
 Stormgod519: trivia time!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo It's a trivia game that you can still win if you're bad at trivia, but also you still have to be visibly bad at trivia 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: welp
 Stormgod519: hell yeah
 Stormgod519: easy vote
TStodden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 134 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TStodden! (Today's storm count: 28)
 Sorator13: No pressure, Ian
 Arclight_Dynamo: Nelson is more snack cake than man...
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bird question, I'm picking Ian
 Stormgod519: no pressure, Ian...
 Stormgod519: yeah I windmill slam picked Ian lol
 micalovits: Same
 Strebenherz: amazing
 Stormgod519: wow...
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 Stormgod519: that is wild
 ContingentCat: wow
 Bugberry: stripped of his privileges
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde See, the trivia part I'm good with. The high-randomness rest of it annoys me. 
 Stormgod519: Ian!
 Stormgod519: lowest?!?
 SymphonySolstice: ian,
 micalovits: Ian, no!
 Stormgod519: damn
 Sorator13: IAN
 Sorator13: PLEASE
DoodlestheGreat: BIRBS
 DarkMorford: HORNER
 wifi12345678910: Ian how could you
NewtyNewts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
 NewtyNewts: Nearly half a year!
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 Stormgod519: you jebaited us in chat Ian lol
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah that is valid. I'm bad at trivial and also I didn't really have fun the one time I played it myself, so...I'm good 
drroxorphd: but do you know birds ian?!?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveArbitraryCucumberTTours-Gy4NV01uoL4IXbm7
 Stormgod519: oh damn
drroxorphd: 
 Stormgod519: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: Windmill slam Atlantis (into the sea)
 Stormgod519: Victoria is one, right?
 SymphonySolstice: I know this one thankfully
Orxolon: Can they read us?
 Robot_Bones: I hope you all watch your Magnum PI as Preparation
 MalFnord: Atlantis is totally a Hawaiian island and in this TED Talk I will...
DaxStrife: Mmm, tuna melt
 wifi12345678910: It's cause tuna melts start smelling bad very fast
 Gekyouryuu: I see Lanai and all I can think about is The Golden Girls
 Stormgod519: wooo
 Stormgod519: LES GO NELLY!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Dasani ISN
 Stormgod519: its very nice
 DiscordianTokkan: 'T an island??? (no)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MalFnord That's absolutely not the weirdest TED talk
 teddywhosabear: hawaii is a lovely place
 Stormgod519: the big island
 Stormgod519: is Dix in chat?
JAndersonCAD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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 Stormgod519: hmmm
  bv310: Trains all day baybee
 Stormgod519: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean my guess for modes of transport is always Ian first
 Stormgod519: oen wheel...
 Stormgod519: I was right!
Mai_Andra: so the correct name of the US State is actually "Hawai'i etc"
 darkcyril: Nelly will not be banned from any Hawaiian strip clubs for that comment. Or maybe he will just to discourage further tourism.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the final clue Tony Hawk?
 Stormgod519: @Mai_Andra more so, yeah
KilrenKrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 104 months!
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MechaKuuga: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
 Stormgod519: I voted for Jordynne
 Stormgod519: Hell yeah!
 KaleidoscopeMind: not because sk8er boi
 Cptasparagus: What if Sk8rb0i was about a figure skater?
 Stormgod519: best poem
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TherapyforNarwhals: 3 is better... sorry
 Stormgod519: *car chirp*
insidepigeon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months, currently on a 83 month streak!
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 Stormgod519: wow
Orxolon: You spin my head right round,right round
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In a newer version of this I think the audience might be able to vote on this too
 Stormgod519: Nelly, got a good spread there
 SaxPython: !clip
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 Stormgod519: ayyy
 Stormgod519: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian are you taking pointers from your crows?
 Stormgod519: more points for Ian
ButButTheJesus: cute
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't stop you if you wanted it enough, Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: big win
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
 sheqesi: Jackbox party time 🎉🥳
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Metric_Furlong: game of skill, no luck involved
 Stormgod519: the wheel said WHAT?!?
BimBamBerry: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes, trying it rn
 Stormgod519: "i have the incredible urge to flip over"...
 darkcyril: @Sorator13 Next episode of Tinker, Tailor... breaching the wall
DoodlestheGreat: Are they diet slices?
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Stormgod519: I did not read these
 paulthemapguy: "Why I'm Afraid of Bees" hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm torn between Kathleen and Jordynne on this one
 Stormgod519: @DoodlestheGreat i think one is gluten free
 Rhynerd: I went with Kathleen
 Sheikun07: I like "Ouch!  My Brain!"
  MrPhlip: so many of them should be real
SpicyNapalm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 SpicyNapalm: I was going to make a "x-ing their y until they z" joke but Jackbox is... a bit too on the nose
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SpicyNapalm! (Today's storm count: 34)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But the original is what's getting me here
Orxolon: I watched the series,never had one book
 Stormgod519: @Rhynerd so did i
 Stormgod519: damn
 Stormgod519: Wait that's real???
 Rhynerd: hey, second place ain't too bad.
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GasCityGaming: Ian!
jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
 control_rig: Ian...
 Darleysam: My Girl
ButButTheJesus: yay I thought I remembered The Girl and Piano
 SaxPython: Shout-out to the scholastic book club
  MrPhlip: "This One's Not Scary" should have been one by all rights
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
 Stormgod519: @jacqui_lantern234 hiiiii
 paulthemapguy: Some dark/witchy people consider Goosebumps to be poser goth content tho
 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse: My Girl
 Stormgod519: oh, a dis or dat, Ian
 Alness49: I remember the Piano Lesson one. It was kinda legit
 micalovits: Lets go Kathleen!
   LoadingReadyRun: @MrPhlip First page: WE LIED
 Serivus: Stand By Me working title was almost certainly "The Body"
 Stormgod519: Damn, Nelly is on fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPhlip I'm wondering if it was a later one, because it said "original Goosebumps" so I'm wondering if it was later
Metric_Furlong: I feel the 'immortal jellyfish' was a bit of an easy option
 wifi12345678910: It's the thing from Family Guy
 matthaus_c: quahog is that character from family guy
 matthaus_c: fuck
 Robot_Bones: its a type of clam
 SymphonySolstice: greenland shark my beloved
 KaleidoscopeMind: it a clam
 Spooky_Noises: wait I need to know that last one..
 Stormgod519: yknow, for Nelly's first time playing jackbox, eh's crushing it...
drroxorphd: quahog, RI is where the show Family Guy is set yes
nyperold: That's my second-favorite Pokemon, next to Psydude.
 paulthemapguy: quahogs are the town from Family Guy. If that wasn't true then I never would have googled what a quahog is (it's a clam)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit, I guessed wrong
 Stormgod519: I have no idea lol
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 saucemaster5000: mario kmart
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 Stormgod519: Cori well done
 paulthemapguy: I would ace this question
 SymphonySolstice: cori goat
  MrPhlip: never doubted you cori
   LoadingReadyRun: @SymphonySolstice Dave the Diver introduced me to the Greenland Shark. They are great!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Chat, I would like you to know my cat is sleeping on me, and has gently placed his nose on my fingertip to warm it up.
ButButTheJesus: ah shoulda guessed Cori
 niccus: we have one certified gamer
 teddywhosabear: this is a loooong time.
 micalovits: Damn, why did I pick Ian over Cori, that was my mistake
drroxorphd: The bar is called the Drunken Clam, main reason i learned what it was.
 Stormgod519: i voted Alexz for this one
 Rhynerd: I guessed cori!
 paulthemapguy: Would it accept "DK" for Donkey Kong I wonder?
 eshplode: Why can I only get 6...
 Stormgod519: I know probably like 5 ma
 JKBalch: I believe in Kathleen
 Stormgod519: max
 Xavorin: I haven't matched a single player to a question yet.
 PharaohBender27:   lrr_HORN_hf
 Rhynerd: That's at least three correct guesses I've made this game!
Metric_Furlong: team, your lack of nintendo knowledge is dishonouring beej
Orxolon: I'm missing the 8th also
 Stormgod519: lol
 paulthemapguy: Koopa Troopa is WRONG
 niccus: nelly at the last second
 Rhynerd: Who won the Hawaiian islands question?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun The true lifespan is unknown because they live so deep, a lot of deep sea animals that are long lived they don't know the life spans of
 Stormgod519: so yeah, probably just 5 for me
 Gaelan_Maestro: didnt have mario kart growing up, had wacky wheels
 Stormgod519: nice job Cori!
drroxorphd: dk jr was the curveball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How arbitrary wheel
 paulthemapguy: oh wait this was SNES dont listen to me
 shamblingkrenshar: Not even Diddy Kong. Donkey Kong Jr.
 MacbethSeemsSus: noy mario kart 64
 Stormgod519: oh, we got 2 slices
 Aarek: yeah Koopa Troopa and Toad had the same stats
 niccus: koopa is bowser, we're looking for koopa's monster
ButButTheJesus: @shamblingkrenshar Diddy wasn't until 94?
 Heckhoundbolt: Cori
TheTekkieman: DK Jr, or generationally speaking, the current DK's Dad, since the original DK is Cranky Kong, DK's grandpa.
 Stormgod519: @niccus oh my god...
 Stormgod519: oh...
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: oh no...
NimrodXIV: aww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PERFECT
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell Yeah
ButButTheJesus: OMG YES
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That guy is living his best life
 fastlane250: absolute legend
 raulghoulia: Jordynne lives an enchanted life
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i could really go for some bumps right now
 DigitalSeahorse: that's a dorable
 Stormgod519: oh nelly has this
drroxorphd: ehrmagerd!
 Xavorin: "Got any bumps" sounds like an album title
 Stormgod519: Nelly!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is beginner's luck.
drroxorphd: nelly could spin to win
 Stormgod519: lol
 Darleysam: winning it on your first appearance? That sounds like Nelson
 Stormgod519: oh come on
 Stormgod519: land on ours
 micalovits: Wow Nelly is ahead
 Stormgod519: do I just preemptively vote for nelly?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh god damnit
 Stormgod519: oh no...
Orxolon: Miley
 Stormgod519: aight nelly, come on
 teddywhosabear: I was very happy to see chappell roan get a grammy this year, she deserves it
 Heckhoundbolt: well... this is five year old information
 Stormgod519: Ayyy
 rasterscan: Who is Georg Solti?
 Stormgod519: i was right, nelly got it
 wifi12345678910: Alex!
 Rhynerd: I should've remembered that Kathleen leans more towards the obscure in music before giving her my vote this question
ArtOfStuttering: Nelly with the >20k 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't he a flautist?
 Fruan: Nelly is crushing this, and probably won't win.
teaandvalkyries: Solti is a conductor
 Rhynerd: 
 teddywhosabear: solti is a conductor who had the record for most grammys before beyonce beat him in 2023
 DiscordianTokkan: The Powerhouse!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @teaandvalkyries Ah, I was in classical but wrong that he was in the orchestra
 KaleidoscopeMind: Jiggly bodies!
 rasterscan: Ah yes, the Profiterole.  Most delicious part of the cell.
 Dog_of_Myth: terabyte!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this!
 Stormgod519: okay that's a good bait
 ContingentCat: I can tell you which is the powerhouse, otherwise eeeeh
 Stormgod519: i like that
 wifi12345678910: profiterole lol
 DrLigmaPhD: Who up jigglin' they bod?
 Stormgod519: i know a bunch of these I think
 SymphonySolstice: this is the only time I have used my 1st year bio lab knowledge to date
 CaptainSpam: The reticulated spline.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is either Nelly of Kathleen will know this because they have kids
 Sheikun07: The profiterole is the most delicious part of the body
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: profiterole is very funny
 Shadwhawk: I have a disease that malforms my giggly bodies
 wifi12345678910: Profiterole is a desert
 Stormgod519: profiterole is so funny
Garfman314: as a biology teacher, i would argue that Jiggly Bodies are a part of every cell
ButButTheJesus: WOOO MICHELLE
 Shadwhawk: *jiggly
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 kragmabutch: 3 years hrt today yippeeeeee  
 RealGamerCow: profiterole is a cream puff
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 A_Dub888: profiterussy
 Fruan: Golgari Apparatus? Like the mushroom farms?
 spethycakes: Gigli bodies
 Aarek: the golgarai apparatus?
HadesLeprechaun: reticulating splines?
 eric_christian_berg: skin
 Stormgod519: @Aarek dammit, I was so close
 ContingentCat: @kragmabutch congrats!  
 KaleidoscopeMind: why does the wheel specify "human accessory"
 Stormgod519: @kragmabutch congrats!
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i woulda nailed it right off the bat too
drroxorphd: oh yeah
 KaleidoscopeMind: are there inhuman accessories?
 spethycakes: so I can...so I can see the light
 Gekyouryuu: @KaleidoscopeMind dog collar?
 kragmabutch: @contingentcat @stormgod519 thank you!
 Stormgod519: lol
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Puns!
 Rhynerd: I mean, some animals can wear accessories too.
 CaptainSpam: Power SLICE!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm going to get a good grade in Stream, something that is both  normal to want and possible to achieve."
 A_Dub888: sunglussy
drroxorphd: Don't switch the blade on a guy in shades oh no.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wedding fascinator is a strong choice
 ekimekim: so does guessing who gets the questions do anything?
 Rhynerd: Who else here heard of how some birds would get tags because at the time the tags were colorful enough to help attract mates?
 Stormgod519: Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Michelle you just somehow got cooler
 Stormgod519: why so close to camera?
 wifi12345678910: alex you have more slices 
drroxorphd: Nelly, you can do eet!
 Stormgod519: cmon Nelly!
Garfman314: @rhynerd, it was that tagged birds would get significantly mroe mates
 Stormgod519: wow so many...
 Stormgod519: 1/3 chance
 Rhynerd: ah
ArtOfStuttering: Nelly! Nelly!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Nelly! Nelly! Nelly!
 Stormgod519: cmon Nelly!
 Stormgod519: dinger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
drroxorphd: aww
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: aww. the game goes on!
IanAllenBird: rip
 Stormgod519: ooooo
 Stormgod519: our turn!
 Rhynerd: Did I confuse it with a story of animals purposefully getting tagged or has my brain made up a story of animals seeking tags?
 Stormgod519: mwahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah!!!!
 ekimekim: can Nelly get another chance to win?
 Williams4jesus: !findquote nelly
  LRRbot: Quote #8719: "I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet." —Jacob [2023-10-20]
Garfman314: there is a thing about animals getting purposely trapped, as it's a safe space with food
 Stormgod519: man, who couldve guessed...
DaxStrife: We're Millennials, we all have debt.
 Rhynerd: @Garfman314 that might be it
 CaptainSpam: I still like the scream when the meeples fall into their holes.
 Williams4jesus: I thought debt was a fact of life.
 Stormgod519: 50/50 Nelly...
 spethycakes: even odds
 Stormgod519: come on!!!
ArtOfStuttering: Nelly! Nelly! Nelly!
 CaptainSpam: VICTORY
 spethycakes: 
 Stormgod519: ayyyyyy
 Dog_of_Myth:  
drroxorphd: winner!
 PharaohBender27: 
ButButTheJesus: WINRAR
tryllebanjo: GG
 Sheikun07: wooooooooo!
 LostThePirate: GG
SytYoshi:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly Nelly Nelly!!!!
 ContingentCat: 
 paulthemapguy: Nelly is the best at sports!!!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: First time!
 A_Dub888:    
 Sorator13: \o/
phoenixfeather14: 
 TheAinMAP:  
ButButTheJesus: wow and on his first time too
 TehAmelie: i don't have debt (cause i'm too broke to get a loan)
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Stormgod519: very good question...
avi_miller: lmao
drroxorphd: so much skill
 eric_christian_berg: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: I can see it...
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the wheel is on a probationary period
 teddywhosabear: oh let's see the questions
Orxolon: Your skills failed!
 Stormgod519: dammit Michelle
 Stormgod519: very good
 micalovits: IAN
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN NO
 Stormgod519: HORNER!
 Sorator13: IAN
ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TheWheelGame/77e77c303a975694f4563fc2595fb55a/
 Stormgod519: Alex, good question
ButButTheJesus: ALEX YES.
 CaptainSpam: IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR CRAB.
 Stormgod519: 
drroxorphd: Nice alex
 NewtyNewts: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
asddsa28: noooo
  bv310: Always, Kathleen. Always
 Sorator13: 
 ContingentCat:  
ArtOfStuttering: IAN! NO!
Mindfire13: No
 laikagoat:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's true Jordynne
 spethycakes:  
 HbombAndFriends: Michelle had the best question. Go Muppets!
 RealGamerCow: snickerdoodle?
Dragonality: Hell yeah Jordynne
 thymato: axhounds for the win
 HbombAndFriends: 100
 Its_VeeBot: Ian Horner, you are grounded.
ChaoticObserver: Isn't that just Australia?
Orxolon: A dog sized cocroach?hell no
shushu2539: hexaped dog
ArtOfStuttering: Those ants would carry you and your car and split it in half!
 the_walking: nope
JoyTheBard: Hey! I sang Rainbow Connection earlier this evening! Love the reference!
 Heckhoundbolt: Human's pack bound with anything
  bv310: I think I'd hang out with a big ol' ladybug
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a large caterpillar would probably be  cute if you think about it
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna have to VOD cause I can't read that fast and my focus keeps zoning out
 DiscordianTokkan: Lightly pulling with the pedipalps
 RealGamerCow: proboscis licks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or feeler rubs
Garfman314: many insects have probosci
 Stormgod519: @Orxolon how about a cockroach-sized dog?
 spethycakes: that's why you have to have good, consistent training during their early years
Ristow: this makes me think of honey I shrunk the kids
 wifi12345678910: It could be a tongued insect too
DoodlestheGreat: Crusty mandibula?
drroxorphd: Ever seen Ant-Man?
 DigitalSeahorse: but I'm here anyway
ArtOfStuttering: You know how puppies playfully bite? Say goodbye to your hand.
 Heckhoundbolt: What if it a cicada
Orxolon: @stormgod519 i Take that
 Pinwiz11: You'd walk them like a kite
 Rhynerd: Keep your moths indoors.
 Stormgod519: ominously
 teddywhosabear: dogs are so cuddly tho.
 micalovits: My cats eat my socks anyway
 RatherLargeToad: and then they lay their eggs in your skin
 BrowneePointz: It's a Michelle!!!!
Garfman314: the scales would be a serious problem with moth pets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a veterinary professional, I have seen dogs eat socks and blankets
 korvys: Ian, consider the reverse - Replace all insects with tiny flying dogs
 Arclight_Dynamo: Moulting dog-sized carapaces.
dippedfeathers: I love weird convos like this
 Stormgod519: if its Nelly's first time, we gotta split the room right?
 DigitalSeahorse: your dog shed you a whole new blanket
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
 ButterBall000: So many microplastics
 ContingentCat: no polyester
 BrowneePointz: "My Moth eats only Gucci brand Casmere"
 Stormgod519: pfft
 spethycakes: wait, is this my Millennial Side Hustle??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Michelle just write a crapshot?
Garfman314: what to do with the exuvia would be.... concerning
 PharaohBender27: 
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, that's a crapshot
Orxolon: @stormgod519 pretty sure it Is not Nelly's first rodeo
 Stormgod519: I was gonna say, welcome to the newest installment of The Crapshoot...
 niccus: calling in sick since your dog is pupating
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 I mean don't some weird people spin and make their pets hair into stuff now?
 Stormgod519: @Orxolon oh... its a reocurring joke
Dragonality: Slurping up a ball of yarn like spaghetti
ButButTheJesus: make this crapshot!
 BrowneePointz: This SCREAMS a Crapshot with Nelly reprising the Ladybug outfit but this time a Moth
Ashen_Prime: That's a much cuter visual for Lady and the Tramp...
innerbeard: @jordynbe what sort of radiant would you be
 Stormgod519: okay, im googling that...
 TehAmelie: we feed our moths the finest silk robes and then use their milk to make moth-arella
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Junktopia
 NewtyNewts: Time for frog!
Orxolon: @stormgod519 aaaahh yes,the joke,went over my head xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie UUUUUUGGGHHHH
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad I got so many knitted things from gran
 LordZarano: Only the larvae eat cloth, and it's only like 5 species of moth out of ~160000
 Stormgod519: oh god, this game
 TheAinMAP: 
 Stormgod519: B A B Y B A G
 niccus: a terrible fate awaits the winner
 wifi12345678910: It's RFID if it was cool
   LoadingReadyRun: code is RFIZ
 CaptainSpam: Still surprised they didn't go with Matt Young playing Usidore the Blue for this character. 
 Stormgod519: that Banana has to be, what, $6 million?
nyperold: radio frequency izentification
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I like this one
 Stormgod519: wait
   LoadingReadyRun: This game doesn't support the twitch extension, so you have to join at jackbox.tv
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Only if eaten and turned into performance art 
 ContingentCat: ah capitalism the game
 Stormgod519: so if we win, we dont get to be a frog anymore?
 Stormgod519: that doesnt seem like a win...
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 Athelgar: all capitalism is sad
 paulthemapguy: Reaching Funny Idiot Zone
 tdapenguin: @LordZarano and yet, my gigantic textile stash lives in fear of them!
nyperold: I thought you were flipping it for a wizard, not a prophet.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of my favorite highlights is still the Alex baby in a bag
 darkcyril: @nyperold Ba dum tish
 Stormgod519: show me the baby bag...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The animations are very good
 RatherLargeToad: 
 paulthemapguy: I love Alex's Baby bag
 Rhynerd: @Stormgod519 You could probably just ask the wizard to turn you back. or play again and lose on purpose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the floating hats
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig BAG BABY
 RatherLargeToad: My people
 teddywhosabear: plap shlp plap shlp plap shlp
 Stormgod519: @Rhynerd yknow, fair point
DaxStrife: Hoping for no Baby-in-a-Bag again.
 SymphonySolstice: 1st Place Shite At Footie
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: i forgot about the shite at footie
 CaptainSpam: Time for the audience to make some new spells!
 teddywhosabear: yeah this lives and dies on the presentations
 Stormgod519: @DaxStrife same
 spethycakes: @SymphonySolstice I may never forgive Ian for that one
 Rhynerd: I'm sad I missed first place shite at footie in person
Garfman314: 1st place shite at footie was particularly good
 Stormgod519: why does it look like the crystal ball is their mouth?
 RatherLargeToad: Terror?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm getting a lid for my water now so I don't knock it over, I historically have laughed very hard at this
 BrowneePointz: chat I have a problem…I’m almost out of pineapple mt dew 
 RatherLargeToad: From the year 5000?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wooooooooooow
 SymphonySolstice: 
 spethycakes: impressive
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
 Stormgod519: oh no...
  bv310: @Stormgod519 Pondering too hard
DoodlestheGreat: Perfect.
 baltimore_667083: 
 teddywhosabear: jordynne, speaking as someone who deals with divorce lawyers on a regular basis: you're better off
 paulthemapguy: Marriage Speedrun World Record achieved
   LoadingReadyRun:  can't unsee the crystal ball wearing a little cowboy hat
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne with the 10,000 IQ play here
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: cha cha, real smooth!
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun yep
 TehAmelie: a very meaty cowboy hat
 Stormgod519: LOL
  bv310: @teddywhosabear You've got to stop getting married so much
 spethycakes: one hop this time
 Stormgod519: what a great spell
 Its_VeeBot: One hop this time
nyperold: Time to make spells to show up in the crystal ball!
 Stormgod519: freeze
 ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun thanks now I see it
 teddywhosabear: @bv310 what can I say, I love love
 paulthemapguy: Mitochondria AGAIN?
Metric_Furlong: [theremin intensifies]
 Its_VeeBot: Everybody clap your hands
 spethycakes: 
 CaptainSpam: STAWMP
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Stormgod519: how did I know...
 Shurtal: i don't know where, but aat some point i lost a day, keep thinking it's tuesday
Orxolon: S club 7 makes you bring it all back now
 control_rig: It was a 2nd Ed spell
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 paulthemapguy: Zesty Weenus no jutsu
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: i knew it...
 PharaohBender27: 
 Shurtal: always thought Zesty Weenus was the legally distinct People's Elbow
 kimmibeans: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstruseRelievedAntelopeCharlietheUnicorn-HVgzNn0pexVvdU6n
 TehAmelie: if your weenus resembles an elbow it might be time for hopsital
 Stormgod519: WINGDINGS!!!
ButButTheJesus: that's what I was thinking Paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne I got ghosted by someone when they talked about riding motorcycles as a butch lesbian and I said I never rode motorcycles because I took enough risks helping train horses and working with cats
shushu2539: wingdings cat
 djalternative: Quibi?
 jessieimproved: Yes it was Quibi, we just talked about it earlier today
 spethycakes: very full pockets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wooooow
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 Stormgod519: fill those pockets
 paulthemapguy:    
 BrowneePointz: my favorite thing in the new D&D rules is the page showing nomadic Orc culture and the gay dwarves with their beard braids tattooed on each other
 Stormgod519: please
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 baltimore_667083: bnuuy!
 Stormgod519: bun bun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bunbun!
 DigitalSeahorse: BNUY
 DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
 teddywhosabear: oh noooo
 SnackPak_: fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
 SymphonySolstice: hm.
ButButTheJesus: ALEX YES
 Drasvin: Bunny!
 baltimore_667083: NO
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
 Stormgod519: oh nooooooo
 Geldaran: Boom bunny!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehe
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
avi_miller: yes Alex!!!
 SymphonySolstice: love it
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 spethycakes: it multiplies....itself
 Rhynerd: Oh joy!
 ContingentCat: oh my
 Sorator13: nice!
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: 2lbs of ball bearings? what a deal
EmsLeigh: boom bunny
 djalternative: me! I want to buy it!
 Alness49: Ah, a boomy!
 niccus: it delivers joy in a several meter radius!
 PharaohBender27: 
 baltimore_667083: OH YES
DaxStrife: YES
 NotCainNorAbel: ALEX!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 rosesmcgee: In minecraft
 terribleplan: Alex no
ButButTheJesus: surprisingly, it can be dropped safely!
 rasterscan: holy shit alex.
 TheAinMAP: 
 NightValien28: oh I need some of those
 raulghoulia: ill take two
 Stormgod519: we found this in Casiar on Road Quest, right?
 teddywhosabear: alex are you okay
 A_Dub888: I mean....
 SymphonySolstice: a very very warm hug
 Rhynerd: Careful throwing that bouqet!
 Strebenherz: boom bunny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was laughing too hard and it didn't let me vote
  bv310: I knew this was going to be an explosive the second Alex started 
 DiscordianTokkan: it me
 insidepigeon: hell yeah.
 eric_christian_berg: Right on!
Grumpingtoon: windmill slam best one
 Stormgod519: ummm
 Gekyouryuu: Velveteen Rabbit for the modern age
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahahah
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
 spethycakes: 
ButButTheJesus: JORDYNNE YES
asddsa28: yess
 Stormgod519: well done!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 darkcyril: LMAO
 teddywhosabear: perfect, no notes
 paulthemapguy: Bravo
Scarbble: lmao
 control_rig: Hahahaahah
jpost042: bravo
 Sheikun07:   
 Stormgod519: 10/10
 eric_christian_berg:   
 fastlane250: it's my home, god gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves
 ContingentCat: not capitalizing the I makes it even better
 Xavorin: 
 Stormgod519: !card entirely normal armchair
  LRRbot: Entirely Normal Armchair | Artifact | During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. / {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. / {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
 TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: mid?
Dragonality: Deeply mid
DoodlestheGreat: Can't hear Matt well.
 control_rig: Sadly it's deeply mid
Violet__Violence: strictly mid
 VorlonScout: Jordynne is *too good* at this game
 korvys: Which century?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Mid century
 Stormgod519: @korvys the mid one...
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RealWonderfulDotterelNotATK-t4uvMkkdVbA5nY4N
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InterestingEnergeticDunlinPraiseIt-wmHw-3XQnclnG5bk
 Stormgod519: oh no...
ButButTheJesus: and I shall!
 spethycakes: are we sure the chair is NOT the cause of demise?
notiiy: could say the chair is… to die for?
 Stormgod519: man, I didnt know how on point I was when I ran that card in chat
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: is that the DB chair?
 TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: CHAIR
NimrodXIV: that looks familiar
 SymphonySolstice: the fart sponge???
 teddywhosabear: it's a chair-off
 ContingentCat: oh no the fart sponge
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: take my money...
 spethycakes: PRAISE CHAIR
 control_rig: Wait you can't sell the fat sponge!
 Dog_of_Myth: well done
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a poor quality DB Chair
Dragonality: Who is charity and what did you do to their spirit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Full of many farts
 eshplode: And how many people have died in this chair?
 Stormgod519: ayyyyyy
 A_Dub888: Is Desert Bus a frat party?
 DigitalSeahorse: Chair-ity
 Shurtal: well "loved"
 Stormgod519: @eshplode well, according the Dix's log, a lot of busses
 paulthemapguy: If you're not willing to fully commit to releasing your bowels into a chair as you die, you can just fart into this other chair instead!
 TehAmelie: more like a fart party hoho
 control_rig: And in every economy
 RealGamerCow: Remember NFTs?
 DigitalSeahorse: I want BNUY
 Stormgod519: these were all very good
 teddywhosabear: @A_Dub888 for a certain level of frat. maybe the academic frat
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShinyDaintyPeanutArsonNoSexy-XdHuXFhcgIXMmkpY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this one was a difficult choice
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
  Sarah_Serinde: to be fair, most things are more valuable than NFTs
 A_Dub888: There are things LESS valuble than NFTs?
 wifi12345678910: Bnuuy bomb
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 Its_VeeBot: ngl the NFT reference and the Quibi reference kinda date this game
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no!
 Stormgod519: oof
 PharaohBender27: Whoops
 SkylerRingtail: Whaaaat. Bnuuy deserved better
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 spethycakes: oh no
 teddywhosabear: poor bun
 DigitalSeahorse: awww
 Stormgod519: but the bun bun!
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: well done
 Alness49: Guess that was a... dud
 Gekyouryuu: @RealGamerCow only because Desert Bus guest Dan Olson has content about them
 DigitalSeahorse: dang
 korvys: Russel
 NewtyNewts: Jordynne wins early
ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
 Mazrae: How 13 votes but only 8 players
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's one of the most successful one of those we have seen for the man with crow
 Athelgar: a loot can be a spoon
 Stormgod519: playing to the room, Cori!
 Stormgod519: @Mazrae everyone gets 2 votes
Violet__Violence: kathleen why
 terribleplan: like?
 DigitalSeahorse: bweh
 Sorator13: please no
 Stormgod519: oh no, Kathleen
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ButButTheJesus: kathleen
 Stormgod519: please
 paulthemapguy: Chair is high in probiotics
 Stormgod519: pfft
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah! The Skinamarink!
 GhostValv: the chair contains multitudes
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 paulthemapguy: Severus Horner
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: I should not be watching this while sick, im going to die
 spethycakes: timely advice
 paulthemapguy: WHAT
 Its_VeeBot: Good advice
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ekimekim: KATHLEEN
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 ContingentCat: LOL
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 control_rig: LOL
 spethycakes: 
tryllebanjo: 
 Geldaran: ::golf clap::
 baltimore_667083: KATHLEEN
 SymphonySolstice: Martin'
 SpleenLord: Take my money!
 SnackPak_: gottem
Violet__Violence: wooooooooooow lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Stormgod519: Oh My God!
NimrodXIV: sure it's not Doors of Stone?
 baltimore_667083: George Rail Road Martin
ghyllnox: 
 Its_VeeBot: George RR Martin, please write and write faster
 teddywhosabear: he's never finishing that shit
 A_Dub888: Are we sure that's not the first draft of KATHLEEN's book?
 teddywhosabear: he got his money, he's dooooone
 ekimekim: this game's calling Marshall out
 Bugberry: hey, people love those inconsequential side characters.
 TehAmelie: now if it was the third part of the Name of the Wind series
 Stormgod519: oh
 wifi12345678910: None, it's Not Sanderson
 spethycakes: 
 Stormgod519: Nelly just bought one of his own household items
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hahahahahah
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Garfman314: that's a caterpillar
 control_rig: Ha!
 SnackPak_: smart
 DarkMorford: Already with the callbacks, I see
 Stormgod519: ah, a callback already!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my face hurts
 Stormgod519: meant for baby
 CaptainSpam: So... opera gloves.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlindingAttractiveAntPhilosoraptor-0LiuydMDmRCMQ5b8
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Stormgod519: okay, perfect
 Its_VeeBot: If you're cold, they're cold: Light them on fire
 gualdhar: Elbow-length gloves are for fisting!
 dougma: as a dad, I approve
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Low low price of get it out of my house and away from me
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 control_rig: Um
 Stormgod519: hmmmm
ButButTheJesus: yes pls
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: 
ButButTheJesus: I have so many questions
 Strebenherz: Time to hang up on god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
 ClodiumSoride: our own personal jesus
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: this is New Jersey, God doesn't exist...
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 spethycakes: Good makgeolli in Greenpoint
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 A_Dub888: @UnknownFriday don't worry about it
 public_key_reveal_party: Legally speaking, New Jersey can't be classified as a ruin yet
 paulthemapguy: Inner god AND Outer god alike!
 Frankenstain: Reach out, touch faith
 EmpressTila: This feels like a Safe-class SCP
 teddywhosabear: strong endorsement of greenpoint
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep missing voting because I'm laughing so hard
drroxorphd: 2 chair and now 2 phones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I guess good job
 Stormgod519: @Frankenstain touchin you?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: not bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly don't be Serge
 ContingentCat: We don't know he didn't
 shamblingkrenshar: Nelly gets it from The Whole Story
DaxStrife: That'd be a great "The Whole Story" segment.
 Stormgod519: quite the even split this one
drroxorphd: even round
 Stormgod519: wow
 public_key_reveal_party: I have a degree in history from the house of lies
 paulthemapguy: Pick up the receiver, it'll make you a believer
 Stormgod519: did everyone get 7?!?
 PharaohBender27: 7 all around!
 Rhynerd: There may be better sources for news, and olds, but they don't have as many hats.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Garfman314: split the room?
 Simonark: Churchill died in 1964, two years before Adam West ever Batmanned
 Stormgod519: time to go to vegas
 Its_VeeBot: Bionic Trousers Media is not a reputable source for historical information, and does not back up these claims
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife I would honestly love some Crapshots of ads for "Whole Story" episodes of nonsense Ian has teased
 Scy_Anide: Froggy art
 teddywhosabear: you can make bank if you don't mind drawing the wildest kinks
 Rhynerd: is it only of harpies?
 Stormgod519: i love froggy!
 Dog_of_Myth: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: blue whale cottage cheese
 BrowneePointz: avians
 BrowneePointz: they’re called avians
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: BE PLEASED
 spethycakes: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
 Stormgod519: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
 Drasvin: !findbutt
  LRRbot: Behind you.
Metric_Furlong: what's the term for 'furries but for insects'?
 wifi12345678910: !advice
  LRRbot: BE PLEASED
 Stormgod519: buggies?
 BrowneePointz: @metric_furlong the community doesn’t really have one
Metric_Furlong: @Stormgod519 sorry, I don't drive 
 Rhynerd: @Metric_Furlong I heard of bugsonas but not a full general term.
AshBurnem: As the great Terry Pratchett said, A wizard's staff has got a knob on the end.
 Its_VeeBot: Mothmen, Mothwomen, and Mothenbies
 BrowneePointz: it’s mostly just furry scaly(which includes fish sometimes) and avians and *Other*
 Stormgod519: @Metric_Furlong you beat me to it, dammit
KeytarCat: Chitinites?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: is this game two of the night?
 KaleidoscopeMind: chitinoids? chities?
 Stormgod519: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen indeed
 PharaohBender27: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Yes
 Stormgod519: wow
 teddywhosabear: this is really some solid music
 kynelwynn: @KaleidoscopeMind The size of those chities
 TehAmelie: exoskeleton enthusiasts?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: nice. I caught Nelly’s win, but had to step away for a bit.
 teddywhosabear: I might just be a sucker for theramin
 dumbo3k: @kynelwynn Chitie Chitie Bang Bang 
 BrowneePointz: the bigger thing is intervebrate furries are much much MUCH rarer
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 CelestaRose: Happy Place
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 BrowneePointz: like VERY uncommon
CaptainTeo: 
 CaptainSpam: I'm here!
 TehAmelie: i got it, invertebrats
 Stormgod519: @CaptainSpam hellooooo
 SymphonySolstice: spell to summon CaptainSpam
 spethycakes: huzzah!
 Stormgod519: only if its from the tri state area
 paulthemapguy: @TehAmelie hahaha that's amazing
shushu2539: a moth sweater
 Stormgod519: @TehAmelie so good
Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie oh, that's good
 gualdhar: says the guy who streamed PoE
 BrowneePointz: that’s how we got Camp Tiamachiavelli!
asddsa28: we get it
KeytarCat: !chat
 SnackPak_: we're helpers
 teddywhosabear: we're hecklerhelpers
 BrowneePointz: rival camp to Nettleby!
 Stormgod519: i mean... ar you wrong?
 Stormgod519: nice, got there
 Stormgod519: a WHAT?
 spethycakes: there's a creme for that
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 Sudobyte: been there, wizard dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm already afraid
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a high bar
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
DaxStrife: Michelle chuckling and Cori's look of terror, fantastic.
 Stormgod519: sticks the landing!
ButButTheJesus: I've had this nightmare
 jessieimproved: Jordynne wins
 coachNelly: what nameless horrors this mustache has seen
 Stormgod519: more commisions!
drcthulu: Tentacles mustache be tamed
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: High bar is being met
 Stormgod519: im about to die
 teddywhosabear: how'd you get the relic from my childhood catholic church
 Stormgod519: PFFT
 jessieimproved: oh this is good
 Strebenherz: "AND JOSEPH" PFFFT
 ContingentCat: lol
 serramarkov: community service announcement: Do not use Honey Roasted peanuts for Pad Thai. Dry roasted (basic) is the way to go. 10/10 intention, 1/10 actual taste.
 spethycakes: A TRUE RELIC
 Stormgod519: ow
 Stormgod519: i need help
 Stormgod519: ummmm
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "mom and Joseph" really wrecked me
 BrowneePointz: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Combthulhu Top-Lip wgah’nagl folliculagn”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
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 Dog_of_Myth: a good boi
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ContingentCat: LOL
 spethycakes: Excellent Moths
   LoadingReadyRun: @serramarkov good tip! That seems like it would work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
ButButTheJesus: The Great Mothening
 Stormgod519: oh very good...
 SnackPak_: such deep lore
 jessieimproved: clap for the callback
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
 teddywhosabear: woof, strong round
 darkcyril: @ButButTheJesus They all went towards the light.
 SymphonySolstice: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's the owner
ButButTheJesus: @darkcyril 
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Stormgod519: oh god
 Dog_of_Myth: @darkcyril well played
 baltimore_667083: NOKIA
 SymphonySolstice: a genuine nokia??
 SnackPak_: doubt
 jessieimproved: ow my bones
 spethycakes: oh my nokia
Oscelot: Oh god this thing is so grody
 Stormgod519: is that a Nokia?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They made something indestructible
 Stormgod519: wow this is oging to hurt
goombalax: snake and ladder
 Strebenherz: darksteel relics
Oscelot: rofl
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 rogerivany: Pretty sure I had that phone.
 Mazrae: I got jipped my Nokia didn't have any games on it
 darkcyril: T9 til the day I die.
 LostThePirate: I had a similar Nokia
Oscelot: roflmao
 Stormgod519: hell yeah!
 UnknownFriday: Were Nokia phones made of Nintendium, the same stuff they made the original Game Boy from?
 BrowneePointz: @mazrae hey let’s not use that term plz
 spethycakes: what a throwback
Oscelot: @UnknownFriday basically lol
 Drasvin: @Strebenherz I wonder if someone has done an alter of Darksteel Relic as a Nokia
   LoadingReadyRun: Does turning a Good Boy into a Moth make them a gooder boy? or a less good boy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a VERY GOOD round, excellent writing all round
 teddywhosabear: here we go again
 NewtyNewts: Good start
 Stormgod519: we are splitting the room
 ghizmou: @LoadingReadyRun it turns them into a mother's boy
sephchan: Don't put puppies in the toilet - does that really need saying?
 NewtyNewts: Awww
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun about the same imo, they just chew sweaters instead of shoes now 
 Stormgod519: he's such a good boy
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: Ayyyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
Oscelot: *snrrrrk*
ButButTheJesus: KITTIES
 teddywhosabear: LMAO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
return_of_floki4242:  
 Stormgod519: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ContingentCat: UM
 jessieimproved: this is too real
 kynelwynn: KATHLEEN
 NewtyNewts: 
ButButTheJesus: "different posing"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: Jordynne, I didnt know you were that quick
 Stormgod519: um
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Arclight_Dynamo: Codpiece?
 tehfewl: sub to the patreon for the alt
 A_Dub888: oh no he's got the accent
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
Oscelot: Someone went to Harajuku
 Dog_of_Myth: of course
 ContingentCat: !ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah ok, Yakuza
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DarkMorford: LMAO
patrick_stonecrusher: Majimas eyepatch
 Sudobyte: you people should do internet jokes professionally
avi_miller: Of course Ian
 JKBalch: And he brings in Yakuza
 NewtyNewts: oh, it's Majima
 spethycakes: Majima my beloved
 kynelwynn: Yakuza: Like a Pirate
 jessieimproved: Gerard Butler in Japan would you watch that movie
 BusTed: tiltyhouse canon
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientPrettiestTeaBCouch-p2TkZdxplFUwtUtO
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 kilnfiendpotter: Great if you have Junji Ito eye
 GasCityGaming: Majima appearance incoming?
 drewm1022: Beneith.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Calledit. 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 teddywhosabear: fjkgfdskgj
 ContingentCat: OH NO
 JKBalch: Ah, well now
shushu2539: what lies beneith?
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Gekyouryuu: Munancho!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The twist mid pitch got me
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Sheikun07: Majima got a new accent, I see
 teddywhosabear: ian there from the scottish colony in darien
 GasCityGaming: Yakuza mention box ticked
  Sarah_Serinde: (That was Ian's Majima voice)
 darkcyril: @GasCityGaming He's everywhere.
 Stormgod519: no way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahaha
 Stormgod519: LOL
 ContingentCat: so trustworthy
 TehAmelie: look mama, no hands
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
return_of_floki4242: What happened i think I had a episode
IanAllenBird: oh my god
ButButTheJesus: 
aWabbajack: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DaxStrife: 100% AI
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH my god, Please don't make me chooooose
 Stormgod519: lol
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahahah
 Stormgod519: YO!
   LoadingReadyRun: the perspective to totally off, definitely AI
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Ashen_Prime: Say potato right now!
Oscelot: *falls over laughin*
 SkylerRingtail: No anthro? No sale.
 dougma: OMG Matt
 BusTed: spicy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: can't breathe
 A_Dub888: Can I see their DeviantArt page?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: face hurts
 ContingentCat: LOL
 Bugberry: furry mechs
 teddywhosabear: no anthro is leaving money on the table
 niccus: this artist alley is cutthroat
 JKBalch: No mechs! No sale
 jessieimproved: I'm dying
 NorthstarTex: You lost my business now
Scarbble: "will not do anthro" killed me lmao
 Strebenherz: Does Matt have a home stream?
 RealGamerCow: #notfraud
 Stormgod519: oh god...
 Spooky_Noises: Comming soon can't draw mechs club
DoodlestheGreat: This is every YCH I've ever seen...
ButButTheJesus: wood.
Oscelot: @teddywhosabear seriously. There are good programmers waiting to pay lol
 Stormgod519: why is Alex selling his wood?
 Dog_of_Myth: oh noooo
 kynelwynn: Man's Romance, circa 6000 BCE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Strebenherz: OH NO
ButButTheJesus: not Treebeard!
 Stormgod519: OH NOOOOOO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Bugberry: Not Quickbeam!
 teddywhosabear: ;-;
Astramentha: D:
 Sudobyte: ent waifu?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, it's just a dildo
  Sarah_Serinde: Why do you think they left
DoodlestheGreat: Burl Ives?
 dougma: nuts
 azureHaights: My Name Is Burl
 RealGamerCow: Burl Ives?
 spethycakes: father?
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's burl-esque.
 control_rig: It's Burl-esque
 RealGamerCow: @DoodlestheGreat same hat!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo 
 stippledotter: Burls gone wild?
return_of_floki4242: Rip tree beard
 rogerivany: @Thefluffiestguineapig Making one from wood seems like a bad idea.
 SquareDotCube: This is not my ent wife
 Arclight_Dynamo: @control_rig Same hat!
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde 
 DigitalSeahorse: Burl-lap
 control_rig: @Arclight_Dynamo Eyyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This next round of choices is going to be a challenge
Oscelot: @rogerivany There's historical precedent
 jessieimproved: I want to vote for Kathleen's and Matt's but like, together
 Stormgod519: @rogerivany yeah, probably saw that coming...
 A_Dub888: KIRYU-CHAAAAAN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 teddywhosabear: out of the red!
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 rogerivany: @Oscelot Luckily people in the past always had great ideas.
 spethycakes: trad entwives
 Stormgod519: okay, i gtg to a meeting for an hour, be back soon chat
 SkylerRingtail: Alex has been robbed this whole game
 Bugberry: sick frog bruh
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 ContingentCat: only mildly?
 YFiddler: That's a quote
 BrowneePointz: to the tree folk Entity means something else
 TehAmelie: i'm just thinking about what a terrible chair that is. like you can't just cut a 90° wedge into a piece of wood
Oscelot: @rogerivany lol yep. But fr the archaeology is actually fascinating. Not getting into it more, though
Oscelot: @Stormgod519 o/
 TheAwkes: Look how sick my frog is: frog doing a heelflip
nyperold: The Stepboard Entwives
 Sudobyte: @BrowneePointz  . . .  . . . nice
 spethycakes: a whole new meaning to entomology
 ClodiumSoride: @browneepointz arrrrgh...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail Agreed, and a couple of the others have actually either accidentally or on purpose created real sets
Oscelot: @TehAmelie I think they may have cut it most of the way the normal way and then steam bent it upward
 Fruan: Ouch. But fair.
 SkylerRingtail: Mastodon solidarity, Ian!
 rogerivany: This has been my interaction with the internet, so no.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was laughing too hard and it didn't let me vote!!!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: FBI Booby
 Rhynerd: I love all these titles
Grumpingtoon: “free candy for feds”
Grumpingtoon: (not a trap)
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a TARP
 BrowneePointz: yakuza. Goro Majima wears an eyepatch like that Nelly
DEATHlikescats: like a dragon is a better series name tbh
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yakuza is a meditation on masculinity through the medium of fists.
 RatherLargeToad: Who doesn’t?
 pleonasticTautology: hi hello, sorry for being late 
Oscelot: Look it's the middle of winter, none of us are shaving
 TehAmelie: pretty sure those feet were backwards
DEATHlikescats: congrats Jordynne
 NightValien28: Arclight_Dynamo and sometimes a bike
Oscelot: first place shite at footie lives in my brain rent free
 SymphonySolstice: 1st place shite at footie is legndary
 shamblingkrenshar: First Place Shite At Footie was a transcendent moment.
 Arclight_Dynamo: @NightValien28 Yes!
 BrowneePointz: no, Yakuza is a meditation on masculinity through the medium of minigames
 pleonasticTautology: it *does*
 teddywhosabear: 'first place shite at footie' is a perfect encapsulation of being a football fan
 BusTed: jam side down
 A_Dub888: especially knowing Ben Ulmer was nearby in the back of Ian's car
Scarbble: "first place shite at footie" is a masterpiece
 Heckhoundbolt: Wasm't Ben Ulmer is the car when Ian id thee Tot scetch and that was the first (indirect) interaction with LRR
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Going to go drink some water
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DarkMorford: "First Place Shite at Footie" is up there with the "Kill-A-Graham" and the "Escapiary" for me
ButButTheJesus: anyone have link to to shite at footie?
 RealGamerCow: Is Kathleen's hair different today or is it just my face troubles again?
 Heckhoundbolt: *Toast* my keybord at the letters
 A_Dub888: @Heckhoundbolt Sure was, didn't even know what LRR was apparently
 BrowneePointz: she got a pixie cut a few weeks back
 teddywhosabear: yeah while we have a break let's all first place shite at footie
JoyTheBard: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: ennui
 teddywhosabear: pleas elink the clip if you got it
 RealGamerCow: half the time I compliment my friends on their new hair and they say "I'm just wearing different earrings."
 rogerivany: Ooooh, Friday Nights premiere.
  s1ck1y: hi gamers i hope youre all doing well
 spethycakes: hi Jordynne!
ButButTheJesus: @s1ck1y whatup gamer
 A_Dub888: @s1ck1y Doing First Place Shite at Footie, how 'bout you?
 wifi12345678910: Except for all the snow I'm trapped under I'm fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jordynne! Doing better now with the good hangs and the great chats
 spethycakes: getting my depressingly mundane TCG pocket packs in
steelwind47: Yay Jordynne. Muh fave!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hope you and your floofs are doing well @s1ck1y
 wifi12345678910: How are you doing Jordynne?
 BITs19_: Hi Jordynne, right back atcha!
 teddywhosabear: yo jordynne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also BGC continues to always slap
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig you always slap (compliment)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Thank you! Right back attcha!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
SquidVorb: I MISSED AN HOUR OF JACKBOX?
Costar_s: would someone in chat be able to hook me up with "first place shite at footie"? i can't figure out how to search clips...
 Dog_of_Myth:   
  corianderd: or did it miss you @SquidVorb ?
 Shadwhawk: @SquidVorb Yup.  Great Wheel and the flea market one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquidVorb Don't worry, you didn't miss JobJob or Quixort or TeeKO
 Diabore: @Costar_s sadly that is not an option on twitch
Costar_s: @Diabore Ya 
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 SkylerRingtail: Think we'll see any rarely-played games in the second half?
 NewtyNewts: Tee KO!
 pleonasticTautology: tee kay oh!
ImmortalLen: MY FAV!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, this is the one without the meow song
 teddywhosabear: hell yeah, let's get some new lrr merch
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is QSTI
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig ;_;
 fastlane250: the one where you seemingly can't purchase anything
 TehAmelie: something something shirt at footie
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun ty
 SymphonySolstice: enough time has passed, does the tshirt link work this time? we shall see
sephchan: ooh this should be interesting
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 Fruan: A QSTI sounds like what you get when the omnipotent space trickster fucks with too many spaceship captains.
 BITs19_: ah, TMP doll on vacation
 kimmibeans: Sorry, kind of random but Jordynne's hair is absolutely gorgeous!
 TheAinMAP: Someone won their Trivia Murder Party.
 HadesLeprechaun: this timer is only for the first drawing
 A_Dub888: @kimmibeans you're absolutely gorgeous
 HadesLeprechaun: not all 3
 LordZarano: Meow song: https://youtu.be/diTh-orgv8Q?t=17
 teddywhosabear: not sure I can paste the youtube link but if I can't, it's in the lrr-content channel in the discord for first place shite at footie
 teddywhosabear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeC1tc0pzc&t=3762s
 HadesLeprechaun: yes, Nelly
 Xavorin: three separate timers, Nelly
 gualdhar: remember, work tools are tax-deductible!
 teddywhosabear: there is your first place shite at footie
Oscelot: @LordZarano Gentlethem and a scholar. Thank you
Costar_s: @teddywhosabear ty!!!
 spethycakes: really eating up that moth prompt
sephchan: the sheer concentration
EvilDrReef: Just moth things
nyperold: Joke Boat, Poll Mine, Zeeple Dome, Job Job, Tee K.O., Survive the Internet, The Devils and the Details, and Champ'd Up.
 teddywhosabear: kudos to cyrenman who had it handy
 HadesLeprechaun: what about an 18th century man with a bird?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, callbacks if no inspiration tends to be a good strategy
ButButTheJesus: Inspiration: giant fuzzy caterpillar
 SymphonySolstice: the eternal struggle
 ContingentCat: yeah they do
 BrowneePointz: so when is Cori building a Mothman Commander deck
Costar_s: 
Ahlir: OMG i'm catching this live. how much have I missed?
 RealGamerCow: Is there a mothman Fallout MtG card?
 HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePointz I did a short bit ago! haven't gotten to try it out yet
 BrowneePointz: there’s also literally The Wise Mothman Michelle
 Gaelan_Maestro: @RealGamerCow yes!
 gualdhar: Moth monster is dead to me, Y'shtola is my new Command-mommy
 RealGamerCow: !card mothman
  LRRbot: The Wise Mothman [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant [3/3] | Flying / Whenever The Wise Mothman enters or attacks, each player gets a rad counter. / Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures, where X is the number of nonland cards milled this way.
 undecided44: Luminous broodmoth from ikoria
Oscelot: @gualdhar *snerk* At least in July
 Shadwhawk: @Ahlir An hour.  Missed the Giant Wheel and the frogs-flea-market one I don't recall the name of
 shamblingkrenshar: The problem is if you run Mothman, you can't Luminous or, more importantly, play Befriending of the Moths.
 BrowneePointz: I have a foil Mothra Art Luminous Broodmoth
 RealGamerCow: Mothra like Wu Tang, is for the children
 spethycakes: Venomoth from Pokemon, as well
 kimmibeans: Wasn't one of the Ikoria decks essentially Mothman?
Ahlir: @Shadwhawk well I can watch those on the VOD. thanks
 FadedOasis: Is Paul speaking? We can't hear him, and it feels like we're getting half the conversation
 kimmibeans: Well, Mothra
theonetman: Did not expect Mothra discourse during LRR
   LoadingReadyRun: Oops!
 spethycakes: 
 spethycakes: All of us Gemini are two-faced and evil, didn't you know? 
 TehAmelie: except Gemeni the American Gladiator. he's just large enough for two men
 teddywhosabear: that's still tens of millions of people, even stacking all three
Chesul: If you go fully into the Chinese Zodiac then it's 1/48th.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes I did Kathleen
 ButterBall000: I'm Chinese Year of the Goat and Born under Cancer. So I'm Goat Cancer
 gualdhar: INEJ?
 TheAwkes: INTJ4LYFE
 Simonark: Except that one guy with a long poisonous tail, who, due to an accident of birth is TECHNICALLY a Libra.
Chesul: * !/60th
Garfman314: i was trying to figure out which western/chinese zodiac cominations turn into something interesting
Oscelot: @ButterBall000 A really weird Capricorn
 Mazrae: I miss the meow song from the old one
CaptainTeo: @butterball000 Crab goat!
 DarkMorford: ISTJ yo
DEATHlikescats: crapshotpro ptifeveriheard it
EvilBadman: Yeah means nothing at all.
DEATHlikescats: *crapshot prompt
 spethycakes: I'm a pair of fire rabbits
Garfman314: the problem is that gemini + chinese zodiac just turns into "two of that animal"
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: so 12 x 12 x 16, Astrological, Zodiac, Myers Briggs. 2304 combos?
 LostThePirate: INTJ iirc
 public_key_reveal_party: My Myers brigs came back as chaotic good, not sure what that means
 DigitalSeahorse: how many slogans wow
 Commodore_Perry_GG: It just declared the variable J as an integer for me
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Garfman314 and thus Double Dragon is born
 Gadora: I got a pretty rare Meyers-Briggs; only about 6.25% of people have it.
Caffine1138: There are good puns?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I had one teacher who was convinced Myers Briggs was gospel so I took it 6 different times and then brought them all to her, she was pissed at me the entire year
 Simonark: Bad puns? In The Bad Puns Fun Time Variety Hour? Unheard of.
adambomb625: My Myers Briggs said I'm a whelk
ButButTheJesus: i am here for the bad puns
 SnackPak_: wooooow
ButButTheJesus: @adambomb625 do you shoot lightning from your shell?
 ClodiumSoride: @gadora har har
ButButTheJesus: @adambomb625 (FFVI reference)
forestfieldforestfield subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
 DigitalSeahorse: also many buy Alex's merch
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adambomb625: huh
 DarkMorford: I'm a Wood Rat, but also an Aries/Taurus cusp. So I don't even know.
DEATHlikescats: my Myers’s brigs is omfg - optimistic, measured, functioning, deviant
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenderFriendlyTurtlePogChamp-QDZOXKrnYPBQOgAi
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
aWabbajack:  @Lysander_salamander
 Gadora: @ClodiumSoride It's my only Myers-Briggs joke, and I'll trot it out when I have a new audience. 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RealGamerCow: That's a good moth
 DiscordianTokkan: Hi Juniper!
 DigitalSeahorse: 2
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 Gekyouryuu: "agian"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At some point LRR might want to make one of these shirts (a more polished version) as official merch)
DEATHlikescats: ok I need the knees one
 SnackPak_: is that Juniper?
 TehAmelie: the bee's knees?
DEATHlikescats: please post these links after game
dippedfeathers: My Chinese Zodiac / Horoscope is athe noble Scorpion Monkey
 Simonark: If you have pet birds, you kill SO many moths and stop feeling any shame about it so quickly. No amount of cleaning is enough.
DEATHlikescats: I need to add to my “there’s something fundamentally wrong with me “ jackbox shirt
 DigitalSeahorse: the bees knees got nothing on YOUR knees
 fastlane250: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would buy the hell out of an "OH NO" recursion shirt, I regret missing my chance
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Oscelot: @DEATHlikescats It'll pop up a purchase link in the window you're voting in jackbox if that helps
 KaleidoscopeMind: old romanization of aegean
 wifi12345678910: Hey, I'm Gen Z and I learned cursive in elementary school
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
Oscelot: Windmill slam moth lol
 LadyLockwood92:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fastlane250 YES I wanted that too
DEATHlikescats: yusss moths represent!
 spethycakes: I *need* this shirt
Oscelot: oh no poor moth
 RealGamerCow: later tater is a very good shirt
fFi5h: presumably "aegean style" is "in the butt"
 DigitalSeahorse: mothballin'
 TehAmelie: monomyth style
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: moth tribal deck
 Gekyouryuu: that shirt on the left is the shirt of an Insect Glaive user in Monster Hunter Rise
 Fruan: This is duskmorne propaganda
adambomb625: Go for Poodle Moths
Oscelot: @RealGamerCow I kinda want it with a dumpster fire lol
 SkylerRingtail: A full minute of voting for each pairing is a bit overkill, Jackbox
  MrPhlip: Joseph Campbell's Monomoth
 Julian_Rogue: no mothman?
 LadyLockwood92: Ah yes. The mono-moth. It's maybe not a reliable framework for fiction.
 DigitalSeahorse: moths are baller
DEATHlikescats: can’t draw horses but MOTHS are a-ok
 Arclight_Dynamo: Mothman?
 Sudobyte: Atlus moth? I think I found one of those in persona 3 earlier
Garfman314: fun fact: butterflies are a type of moth!
 Simonark: Wait.. How big are we pretending lobsters can get before they can't move from their own weight?
 korvys: @MrPhlip You got there faster than me
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
Oscelot: Waaaaaaaow
 control_rig: Noooooo
 baltimore_667083: JESUS
 spethycakes: my flabber is gasted
 NightValien28: wooooow
 A_Dub888: how vivid
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 teddywhosabear: woof
 niccus: two sides of the same shirt
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
ButButTheJesus: i have confuse
ghyllnox: @Simonark Maybe the answer is not just bigger lobsters, but also *stronger* lobsters
DEATHlikescats: god, I WANT all of these!
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
sephchan: new official merch!
 Strebenherz: these shirts are the same
 BITs19_: and the shirt style!!
NovahTalAura: I know which one i would vote for "D
fFi5h: @LadyLockwood92 "tale was going well until act 3 when author turned on a lamp and narrative spent 5 chapters going in circles"
 SymphonySolstice: by ONE
Lysander_salamander: 
 Rhynerd: wear the cum joke hoodie and when it gets hot reveal 'WHY CAN'T I STOP"
EvilDrReef: Wow. Split the room
 Fruan: Edged out the cum joke
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
Lysander_salamander: wow
DEATHlikescats: Nelly split the room!
 RealGamerCow: superb
 Arclight_Dynamo: HOLY shit, that pill shirt.
 spethycakes: Genuinely crying
Oscelot: @Fruan OW
 teddywhosabear: these are SOLID.
dippedfeathers: oh hey it's my myers briggs
NimrodXIV: take both pills!
DEATHlikescats: god DAMN
DEATHlikescats: y’all are on FIRE
 Gekyouryuu: that shirt on the right is Kaneda's from Akira, no?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This one speaks to me.
patrick_stonecrusher: Red pill AND the blue pill!
DEATHlikescats:    
 LadyLockwood92: I feel like 'Why Can't I Stop?' would have 'What Kind of God Would Create Such A World?'
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Why am I trying to eat during this
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty
ButButTheJesus: omg it does
 JKBalch: That is such an existensial queston
 LadyLockwood92: On the back*
 control_rig: Mothfight!
Oscelot: Oh no, moth off!
 Bugberry: INTP? What personality type is that?
 Rhynerd: mothfight!
 spethycakes: moth-off
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 NewtyNewts: Two Moths!
 Dog_of_Myth: Moth meta
dippedfeathers: moth-to-moth
 MyrddintheWizard: Moth Off!
 NightValien28: moth fight moth fight
Lysander_salamander: 
 NightValien28: its a moth pit
 NewtyNewts: The left one looks like knees
jokcourtz:   
saintguard: It's a moth-or match!
 DigitalSeahorse: knee the dog
DEATHlikescats: nooooo they’re precious
 RealGamerCow: I saw a luna moth in person last summer, they are BIG
 DigitalSeahorse: why can't I stop
Oscelot: @RealGamerCow Yeah, it's so cool
Lysander_salamander: Ok but I kind of want the giant moth dog shirt
 control_rig: Off by 1!
DEATHlikescats: sooooo close!
 Bugberry: can't stop won't stop
Garfman314: so close!
 SymphonySolstice: 
EvilDrReef: I feel like a One Piece character would wear that shirt
EvilBadman: It's giving moth-er
Oscelot: good job Ian hehe
DEATHlikescats: very internet of you
 NewtyNewts: Oh right, THIS!
 Rhynerd: Ian made this shirt? Nelly made this shirt.
 ContingentCat: KC green made this shirt
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Destroy 13 aliens by using Vending Mouth.
DEATHlikescats: moth cat hybrid on a milk carton?
Oscelot: LRRBot's wisdom is... inscrutable as ever I see
 TehAmelie: now, Myers-Briggs' personality maps have a lot of problems. but have you tried Obvious Plant? https://i.imgur.com/WFzktfQ.jpg
 spethycakes: Vending Mouth or Vending Moth
 LadyLockwood92: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Split the party.
 ContingentCat: @spethycakes yes
 pleonasticTautology: this announcer lady is so pass aggro, wow
 Sheikun07: You can't tell me what to do, lady!  Just for that, I'll never erase anything!
 Rhynerd: As they say on drawfee: it's time to delete your art!
victor8r6: Hello
 Singenmeister: It's them responding to the feedback from the first game. "We coded it so you BETTER use it!"
Oscelot: @pleonasticTautology Yeah, think that's the other reason I like 1 better
 ContingentCat: 69
DEATHlikescats: I’m sorry sir, you’ve thrown off the emperors groove
EvilBadman: For me the poupon
 DigitalSeahorse: both
DEATHlikescats yeast elderly man out of palace
 Sheikun07: I like this one more mechanically.  I like the first one for everything else.
DEATHlikescats: *yeets
 pleonasticTautology: @Rhynerd have you seen the drawfee rhythm heaven remix
CaptainTeo: Yeast man.
Garfman314: as an american, i've always liked (and used) grey over gray
JoyTheBard: 0x32 shades of #808080
 NewtyNewts: Oh hey look, the question that doesn't care
 DigitalSeahorse: græy!
DEATHlikescats: @captainteo the yeast I can do
 Rhynerd: @pleonasticTautology I don't think I have and would not mind a link to confirm or deny that
 BITs19_: enjoying this soundtrack
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W7vAW0tPPo
 pleonasticTautology: aw dangit i unthreaded it @Rhynerd
 Sheikun07: "My cup runneth over with moths"
 TehAmelie: why are there ghosts, that's what i wanna know
tepperzart: theyre from the first game. mustive died
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie I believe there is a rich backstory about what happened between TeeKO 1 & 2
 Rhynerd: @pleonasticTautology At least the link is still clickable. I can confirm I haven't
 pleonasticTautology: @Rhynerd it's my favorite remix, and i've fallen down a hole and watched at least a hundred lmao
mat_capricorn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
 mat_capricorn: ghkgjh
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, mat_capricorn! (Today's storm count: 49)
 LadyLockwood92: @tehamelie  Those are the characters from OG TeeKO, they were killed by the original T-shirt master in a fit of pique.
pleonasticTautology is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 37 in the channel!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zincus!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, pleonasticTautology! Welcome to Zincus! (Today's storm count: 50)
4 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 serramarkov: I miss the meow-meow music.
 NewtyNewts: Showdown time!
 Stormgod519: Welcome Raiders!
 Heckhoundbolt: except the rabbit, who won
 pleonasticTautology: oh hi foxmar et al
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Oscelot: o/ raiders
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
 GDwarble: Hah
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ContingentCat: LOL
 NightValien28: hahahahah
 ProcyonFlynn: \o what a strong open
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 NewtyNewts: Tough choice
 PharaohBender27: 
DEATHlikescats: gods y’all are so good
 DiscordianTokkan: A-Train and G-Money!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice promo
 TheAinMAP:  
Scarbble: i want the one on the left so bad
 DigitalSeahorse: popcicle is me
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: don't dust a moth
Oscelot: also me @DigitalSeahorse
 SnackPak_: holy moly that popcicle
  Sarah_Serinde: look at the bling on that moth though
 SkylerRingtail: Gilded the moth-ly
 azureHaights:  I'm so dusty, you already know
 ContingentCat: the moth has had a mid life crisis
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I feel that popsicle on an emotional level
Eille_k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Eille_k! (Today's storm count: 51)
 DigitalSeahorse: Oscelot 
 4AMDonuts: I'd for real buy the left one
Oscelot: @DigitalSeahorse 
 TehAmelie: you can attribute it to "A t-shirt" i guess
 stippledotter: An ankle mothitor
 DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex
 SymphonySolstice: 
 pleonasticTautology: omg
 laikagoat:   
  Sarah_Serinde: chat is going through it
 pleonasticTautology: i love it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Arclight_Dynamo: OH NO I'M TORN
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 A_Dub888: DARK SEA
 Singenmeister: I can't decide!
 NewtyNewts: Dark Sea?
trainpants: all of these have been amazing
DEATHlikescats: gods! every one of these I wanna own
 DigitalSeahorse: fill this hoodie with cream
steelwind47: I don't follow the inside jokes.
 DiscordianTokkan: white whale. Holy grail
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 NewtyNewts: Ja
 DigitalSeahorse: eek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just the front and back of the same shirt
 ContingentCat: the little snek face is so good
 DigitalSeahorse: 2
 DarkMorford: Who drew Mumei's art?
ImmortalLen: They are both just little guys
 DiscordianTokkan: jä
 MyrddintheWizard: That is a good frog/snake
 DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness
 Robot_Bones: need a jein shirt
 spethycakes: "hide in my python" means something else, I think
 Rhynerd: I don't think snakes respect warrants.
 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse: crying
 DigitalSeahorse: awww
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 wifi12345678910: Ice cream
NovahTalAura: that last one was fast
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: is that the Mumei scary face?
sephchan: the ultimate match up!
 ContingentCat: such a hard choice 
 Sheikun07: It is, yeah
Oscelot: Chat's going Through it this year
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: YEZ!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: MUMEI!
 DigitalSeahorse: filled with illegalscum
sephchan: oh Alex is screwed
 BusTed: hahaha
EvilDrReef: Ian!
 pleonasticTautology: liuhrtgojfmcd
ButButTheJesus: IAN
 teddywhosabear: WOOF.
 Simonark: Crying outside? Or Grimacing?
 Strebenherz: IANPLZ
 ContingentCat: JORDYNNE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
Oscelot: JORDYNNE
 alexsteacy: @sephchan owo
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex wins!
 pleonasticTautology: BOTH OF YOU
 Fruan: Depression beats cum!
sephchan: oh wow did not anctipate!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Oscelot: Woo?
 SnackPak_: 
 Forgebold: #relatable
 DigitalSeahorse:  
sephchan: @alexsteacy come on, it was a really tough match up!
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Michelle) [now] I'm crying inside and outside.
  LRRbot: New quote #9261: "I'm crying inside and outside." —Michelle [2025-02-17]
Fbomb101ers: I love jordyannes new hair  
 NewtyNewts: Ian by Nelly vs Michelle by Cori!
 Darleysam: if someone laughs, I don't have to confront it!
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a team too
 DigitalSeahorse: cry
 DigitalSeahorse: cry cry cry
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: IAN HORNER
 DigitalSeahorse: I can't stop crying
 DigitalSeahorse: 2
 Simonark: Is it really depression if the symptoms are all external and on the news?
 DigitalSeahorse: both
 teddywhosabear: I feel as if you should put this in the store
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit, I wanted to buy that Why can't I stop shirt
 SymphonySolstice: 
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Curses!
sephchan: Sadness wins!
Oscelot: my clicker training is coming in clutch
 DigitalSeahorse:   
DEATHlikescats: the winner is YOUUUUU
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ContingentCat: yaaay?
 spethycakes: 
 raulghoulia: fun
 TheAinMAP:  
yllwmstr: Depression beat anxiety
 PharaohBender27: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 spethycakes: why not both?
 teddywhosabear: michelle do not apologize for the latest fashion trend
 NewtyNewts: yuuuuuy
 wifi12345678910: Big Pharma wins technically
 SkylerRingtail: Huh. Did the game crash
 Fruan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I believe you can buy any of them, not just the winner
 laikagoat: maybe
ImmortalLen: It's no showing up for me
DEATHlikescats: yes! what’s the link?
 JadedCynic: Depression wins!   ....yay?
 NewtyNewts: Tee KO 2 has trouble with it sometimes
 ContingentCat: in depression v anxiety pharmacudial companies win
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Rhynerd: which one?
ImmortalLen: Never mind
 laikagoat: omg you can buy it
 fastlane250: I GOT A BUY LINK
 azureHaights: Alienxiety vs Depredator. Whoever wins, we lose.
 NewtyNewts: It's actually showing them this time!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you still can't buy the shirts from TeeKO2
 SymphonySolstice: IT WORKS
 DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex   
 laikagoat: it works finallly    
saffronRice: how can you find the buy link
TPRJones subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 120 months!
 TPRJones: a full decade, wow
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TPRJones! (Today's storm count: 52)
 wifi12345678910: oh no
Oscelot: they didn't make it so you can share the link 
 SkylerRingtail: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko2/754a1b53d05cf4348fd7c2502701769d
SquidVorb: This song is not Jackbox's best
 SkylerRingtail: ^ Link to shirts
 JadedCynic: game is REALLY on the nose here...
 airylan: oh hey the shirt buying works this time
 JadedCynic: thx @SkylerRingtail !
Oscelot: @SkylerRingtail Eyyy bless
 A_Dub888: !findquote hot but
  LRRbot: Quote #3016: "You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!" —Alex [2016-07-21]
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Dude Soup
 DigitalSeahorse: I see catte
 A_Dub888: !findquote hot tub
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 pleonasticTautology: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Awesome, thanks @SkylerRingtail ! I'm just bad at the internet!
 BusTed: oh no
 SymphonySolstice: oh
 NewtyNewts: I see cat background!
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 gualdhar: wait what
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: GAH
 underhill33: oh fuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOOO
 SandwichKed: Don't do that.
DEATHlikescats: jackbox.tv qsti for those shirts
Oscelot: Oh nooo
 A_Dub888: uhhhhh
 NightValien28: Jordynne NO
ghyllnox: OHNO
67 raiders from sergeafterdark have joined!
Oscelot: welcome raiders
 coachNelly: WHATUP SERGE!
 AdamLavadan:  
 teddywhosabear: ay serge!
 DarkMorford: HI SERGE
 teddywhosabear: it's a serge surge!!!
 JadedCynic: yeah, heatstroke sucks
DEATHlikescats: welcome serge!
 fastlane250: Okay, which t-shirt color goes best with sad popsicle?
 wifi12345678910: Hi serge!
 DigitalSeahorse: nobody told me that but I've only been in them mostly outside in winter
Oscelot: oh no lol
 NewtyNewts: oh no poor moth
 SymphonySolstice: RIP
penrose43: oh nooo
 ContingentCat: Welcome Serge and frineds
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 SnackPak_: o7
 PharaohBender27: 
 Forgebold: noooo
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooooo
 TheAinMAP: 
 wifi12345678910: 
DEATHlikescats: sMOTHered
ghyllnox: Awwwwww :
 ButterBall000: And that's why you don't overheat in a hot tub.
 JadedCynic: well, the moth's body soaked a little of your excess body heat 
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
 NewtyNewts: @DEATHlikescats Well done. Boo.
ghyllnox: 
 TehAmelie: if you're going through a lot, you have time to moth
Oscelot: oh no lol
 DeM0nFiRe: The One Piece (of moth) is real!
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuu
DEATHlikescats: @newtynewts my pain must be everyone’s pain lol
 RatherLargeToad: So the real One Piece were the moths we crushed along the way?
 PharaohBender27: Michelle couldn't stand hearing more about that mothicide
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is it fuck?
 dumbo3k: is the 4 letter code MOTH?
 DigitalSeahorse: that moth is with my grandmas now
 rasterscan: LRRZ?
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: BUTZ?
ButButTheJesus: CATZ?
 DigitalSeahorse: I love Zeddy
ghyllnox: When you mezz up
 SymphonySolstice: conspiracy unlocked
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko2/754a1b53d05cf4348fd7c2502701769d
 JadedCynic: now you know why Zellers failed #ACAB
 Arclight_Dynamo: The Giant Tiger tiger would get 'em both.
DEATHlikescats: they had a DINER?!
 JadedCynic: @DEATHlikescats oh yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: Zellers Diner was best diner
 pleonasticTautology: i got jumpscared by geoffrey the giraffe on an episode of bakuage sentai boonboomger recently
DEATHlikescats: true, Walmart isn’t great
 JadedCynic: walmart out here has Burger King
  Foxmar320: My Walmart does not have a McDonalds
 SymphonySolstice: zellers restaurant, rip to a real one
 Rhynerd: The one near me has a Charley's Cheesesteaks I think
  Foxmar320: It closed
 SquareDotCube: they used to in the US
 wifi12345678910: I've seen a subway in walmart
steelwind47: All Walmart's have McDonalds
 KevlarGiraffe: Zeddy was awesome.  I had a zeddy blanket when I was kid and I used it until it was completely falling apart.
DoodlestheGreat: I don't go to Walmart.
patrick_stonecrusher: Unless its a Subway
DEATHlikescats: @jadedcynic Canada is MAGICAL
 LostThePirate: My local Walmart has a Subway, not a McD's
ImmortalLen: My wallmarts have subway and a swarma place
 Blip2004: I know one that has a subway because the McDonalds wasn't getting enough business so they moved to their own building
 BITs19_: my walmart is across the street from a mcdonalds. So they have a Mary Brown's Chicken
 Gekyouryuu: my Walmart USED to have a mcdonalds and they got rid of it like 20 years ago
NovahTalAura: Have feelings about Dawson Creek lol
h3rsh3yb4r: ours has a subway. and one 11 miles away has a BK
 the_walking: walmarts have subways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More things including guns?
DEATHlikescats: and also a grocery store included
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is that just a US thing?
 Robot_Bones: ill take the soup
 NotCainNorAbel: super duper store
 azureHaights: Maximum Overstore.
Oscelot: remember when Target used to have Dominos in it for some reason?
 JadedCynic: @steelwind47 NOPE.  Most of the ones in my town don't have any restaurant, and there's one that has a Burger King.
DoodlestheGreat: Yay! She's back!
Oscelot: or maybe it was super K
 DigitalSeahorse: HBC is better memories
DEATHlikescats: and now they’re doing SURGE PRICING
Oscelot: wb Michelle
 JadedCynic: welcome back Michelle! 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: just check the news for things to be sad about
steelwind47: All Walmarts in Winnipeg have McDonalds at least
nyperold: My Walmart USED to have a McDonald's. Then they took it out after a while.
EvilBadman: Walmart flipped from McD to subway in the states early 200s
steelwind47: @JadedCynic Didn't ask.
 BusTed: They thought he was a goner
 Arclight_Dynamo: This has been your CanCon minute.
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 DigitalSeahorse: my last time at Walmart I was shopping for grandma and she didn't even live to use most of the stuff
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 BITs19_: NUDZ
shushu2539: NUDZ
DoodlestheGreat: SEND NUDZ
Oscelot: deez nudz
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh very good code
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh
NovahTalAura: Nice rando room code 
 PharaohBender27: I vaguely remember this game
 JadedCynic: @steelwind47 still "all in canada" is patently false.  JE SUIS CANADIEN
 Strebenherz: Deeze nuds
 korvys: It's basically Wavelength
 korvys: the board game
nyperold: And ours never had a Subway or any other restaurant.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh right
 JadedCynic: sigh *Mainlanders* 
 wifi12345678910: Nanners is terrifying
 Arclight_Dynamo: Why is the code "nudez"?
DEATHlikescats: @korvys ooh! great game
 A_Dub888: This is the one that asks if you wanted to add confidence right?
 PharaohBender27: Right, it's coming back to me
 LordZarano: Hot NUDZ in your area!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget what the audience tasks are for this one is
 TehAmelie: is this a Feed Dump episode?
 teddywhosabear: gotta post NUDZ to join
 niccus: a variant on Wavelength
 Dog_of_Myth: NUDZ Moths here
 wifi12345678910: @TehAmelie Does it have *this* hat?
 DigitalSeahorse: 5
 TehAmelie: how good is soccer? about a 7
EvilDrReef: For legal reasons, Matt made a joke
TristalMTG: pretty sure you can find Jackbox NUDZ on rule34
 JadedCynic: or like Family Feud (not what's right, but what "100 people surveyed said")
 LadyLockwood92: Send dunes...wait.
 Drasvin: Gib noodles
DEATHlikescats: one cup o noodz
 gualdhar: oh my god, it's time for my Baked Ziti
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, I was off by one
 TheAinMAP: 
petey_vonwho: I want to make a pasta delivery called Send Noods
 wifi12345678910: Isn't Nelly a hockey dad?
 JadedCynic: that was the....'softball' question to warm up 
 BITs19_: Soccer! it's kind of the most natural game one can come up with
 SymphonySolstice: @gualdhar ziti comes for us all huh
 HadesLeprechaun: Sorry if this was already addressed, but does LRR have the Jackbox Survey Scramble game, yet? Some real fun games in there
jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Scent of the 80s
 TehAmelie: moth sweat (sorry)
Oscelot: @TehAmelie I read that as mouth sweat and the amount of RELIEF when I reread it and it was moth
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't recall them doing the survey scramble
 DigitalSeahorse: +
 spethycakes: the red plus is almost the canadian flag
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: don't fuck the sun
   LoadingReadyRun: @HadesLeprechaun We haven't tried that one yet. Maybe we can try it next time
 TehAmelie: did you know, moths are basically covered in smell receptors? they smell better than sharks and dogs combined
 Stormgod519: @ContingentCat dont tell me what to do
 JadedCynic: 
Oscelot: @TehAmelie Neat!
NimrodXIV: I don't want a perfume that exfoliates
Bionull: This depends a lot on your experience with exfoliation
 SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun It's kinda like the After Dark pack, in that it would probably only fill half a stream on its own
 A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 Someone's looking for a chellenge
 SymphonySolstice: this is definitely one of  those that has menthol added for the tingles
 TheAinMAP: What if one is allergic to lilac?
 teddywhosabear: SIX?!
CaptainTeo: @tehamelie I don't know, have you ever smelled a shark?
ImmortalLen: Why?!
 ContingentCat: @Stormgod519 ok, I'm not your real dad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
 DigitalSeahorse: I hope I can find a specific perfume I don't know the name of atm soon
 PharaohBender27: OK, that makes sense
   LoadingReadyRun: @SkylerRingtail neat!
stevefromdetroit: can I be of assist-ance
 TehAmelie: do you thin a dry shark smells worse than a wet dog?
 DigitalSeahorse: ouch
 TheAinMAP: 
 NewtyNewts: Oof de toilette
consolecowboy88: ouch ze toilet
 pleonasticTautology: i think you need more fiber
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: that's the french restream of watch and play
 Mazrae: Is that stubbing your pinky toe in the toilet
 ekimekim: TehAmelie: depends how long it's been out of the water
DaxStrife: I read this and heard "Teen Girl Squad" ... "So dignified!!"
 HadesLeprechaun: It wouldn't be a whole stream on its own, but it's got a bunch of fun games that would fit into the regular rotation!
 azureHaights: Question for chat: if you're the designated driver at a frat party, do you get your drinks in a seule l'eau cup
 PharaohBender27: Got it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I got it!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 PharaohBender27: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: wow
 ContingentCat: Uhhh
 Strebenherz: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 baltimore_667083: 
sephchan: 
Oscelot: Waaaaow
 dougma: I follow that logic
 teddywhosabear: well brads are per capita kinkier than average, so factor that in
 GhostValv: 👀
 Heckhoundbolt: cori?
 SymphonySolstice: gonna need some context lads
consolecowboy88: but brad and Angelina ‘s kids are in college
 SkylerRingtail: 1 or 10, no in-between
 Rhynerd: the moment I went to go vote it told me it kept my answer for the last one.
 dougma: Well done Cori
 NewtyNewts: Conmused
 ArcOfTheConclave: what is brad into?
Luminaire_p: conmused
Bionull: @teddywhosabear Share the dataset
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 ohgeezitsbrad: 6
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 DigitalSeahorse: particularly Brads nicknamed after amphibians
sephchan: @LRRbot HA TIMING
Jadaris: @ohgeezitsbrad amazing
 A_Dub888: Alpha or Beta?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
consolecowboy88: now this is more likes it
 DiscordianTokkan: Brads love Spice&Wolf
 ArcOfTheConclave: I also like spice and wolf
 TehAmelie: mm smoked paprika wolf
Oscelot: Pumpkin Spice Wolf
Bionull: Surprisingly, smells like apples
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I agree Ian
 SkylerRingtail: Brad would be into it, but less into it than a furry
 azureHaights: Inside you there are two wolves. Outside you there are two spices.
AshBurnem: Spice *and* wolf?
 LariatWest: ampersand or no ampersand
 Gekyouryuu: Wolfthorn
 Dog_of_Myth: Spiced Wolf is an autumn scent
 Naarius: Unseasoned Wolf Brad
 pleonasticTautology: isn't spiced wolf the red ranger in this new season of super sentai
 ContingentCat: you could tell me this already exists and I'd believe it
 Gekyouryuu: Beej mentioned using Wolfthorn in something once
 dougma: 100% he would
 ohgeezitsbrad: ooooh spice worlf
 Mokkun: holo
 NewtyNewts: Oh?
 Gekyouryuu: I remember because I use it, too
DEATHlikescats: @dog_of_myth is it the Pumpkin Spice for guys?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not what I thought
 Dog_of_Myth: @DEATHlikescats sure
 sheqesi: Spiced wolf is on sale on Tuesdays
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
consolecowboy88: spiced wolf is an abstract porn performer grandson of 70s dj wolfman Jack
 teddywhosabear: solid choice
 ohgeezitsbrad: Us Brads would wear it
consolecowboy88: I somehow imagine Oscar would be classier
 Stormgod519: wait what?
 ContingentCat: wait wehat? Orange?
 A_Dub888: there was an orange?
 NotCainNorAbel: OG Oscar was orange
 spethycakes: OG or orangey
 DigitalSeahorse: Oscar would love to hate this
DEATHlikescats: ooh OrangeOscar?!
Oscelot: Wait wha
EvilBadman: Pilot ep was Orange
 randombillfolds: Eating braised fish head is too much work.
 TehAmelie: like the Hulk, everyone turns green over time
consolecowboy88: ???
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad he went green with his waste
 NewtyNewts: Rotten mushroom or something?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That does sound adorable
 eric_christian_berg: tfdr
 A_Dub888: 69 votes, nice (momentarily)
 DigitalSeahorse: champes?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 TheAinMAP: Hello Oscar
 BITs19_: I just noticed that 0% is labelled "Scram!" It's the details
 Frankenstain: my two year old loves to scream "Scram!" when the cat jumps on the table
consolecowboy88: my favorite Sesame Street song parody is born to add?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too Michelle, particularly as someone who was formerly unhoused myself
 mercano82: James Taylor guested on Seseame Street and sang an altered version of "Your Happy Face," titled "Your Grouchy Face," with Oscar.
 Stormgod519: umm
 teddywhosabear: solid choice
 DigitalSeahorse: 90
consolecowboy88: I’d also like to hear the Abby cadabby hot takes
 HadesLeprechaun: oh we got some ~accents~
 Stormgod519: is it bad that i dont know what that is?
 Arclight_Dynamo: He *literally* has a bandoleer.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too Ian
 DrLigmaPhD: Not "Rraaaagh"?
 teddywhosabear: also showing off that you're on mobile
consolecowboy88: yea Chewbacca would wear this
 DrLigmaPhD: Valid take Jordynne
 Forgebold: ah, the ï, the most exotic of umlauts
consolecowboy88: or Han Solo
consolecowboy88: they share cologne
consolecowboy88: hah!
 Stormgod519: lol
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Stormgod519: okay
penrose43: 
 baltimore_667083: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Bionull: What's the smell here?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 teddywhosabear: chewy is ride or die with han
 Fruan: Chewie is ride or die
consolecowboy88: does that mean it smells like solo’s.. jizz,
 Stormgod519: im surprised this game didnt shoot han first
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bionull I also want to know this
 Stormgod519: @consolecowboy88 oh god....
dm818: he rips manyarms off
 TehAmelie: "how do i smell like insecurity based  rewrites?"
 mercano82: A pacifist with a bowcaster?
 DrLigmaPhD: He's probably made it a wedding night joke
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 teddywhosabear: SIXTY?
ImmortalLen: wat
brunothepig: We may not have heard from Chewie but we have seen him clothesline a few fools
 Stormgod519: REALLY???
 eric_christian_berg: Chewie backs his disaster boyfriend.
DaxStrife: Chewie's actor literally spoke in English on set; they just over-dubbed him growls in the final audio.
shushu2539: moth time
 Sheikun07: Time for moths
 Forgebold: moth! moth! moth! moth!
 spethycakes: Moths Rise
Bionull: No no, time for swimsuits
 Rhynerd: moth time!
 DigitalSeahorse: the star
 Heckhoundbolt: MOTH
 Sheikun07: moths... IN swimsuits?
consolecowboy88: moths
 Sethalidos: Han didn't shoot first,  He shot only,  Greedo just died.
Astramentha:   
 teddywhosabear: big meow
 DigitalSeahorse: MEOW?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Another mono moth?
 DrLigmaPhD: Prosthetic accent? An you don't go with Vincent Price?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Biggest Mrowlr
 DigitalSeahorse: circle
 DigitalSeahorse: wave
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: was that cats meowing or a kid?
Oscelot: kids
 SymphonySolstice: that was children
shushu2539: flying shrek
 Spooky_Noises: is that an elder thing?
 DigitalSeahorse: about as far as it's wingspan?
 Stormgod519: i mean, how old is it in dog years?
 korvys: Is there a hottub nearby?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have conservatively no idea
 DrLigmaPhD: If it's a luna moth it lacks a mouth
 wifi12345678910: It's gregnant?
 niccus: it's probably metamorphic, it might not even have mouth parts anymore
 NoxStryx: This is its final form
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 90
consolecowboy88: the bug is flashing us
 spethycakes: ah, pregante
 Stormgod519: @wifi12345678910 nah, has to be pregante
 teddywhosabear: hell yeah nailed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN right on the money
 DigitalSeahorse: 100
 Stormgod519: now how old is THIS one in dog years?
 Cptasparagus: submissive and squishable
 DrLigmaPhD: Well this one is in a war zone, those are gunshots
 spethycakes: the prime of life
shushu2539:  
 TehAmelie: it's flying into the sky
 DigitalSeahorse: the sun has set on it's prime
 spethycakes: is moth single? is moth baptized?
h3rsh3yb4r: this is a dark souls boss
Bionull: It looks like stars, but actually blood stains
 wifi12345678910: Moths die within one month of emerging from cocoon usually i thought?
 NoxStryx: The trick here is to make it dead
 niccus: that's about to die as a boss fight
 Stormgod519: ayyy
Oscelot: @wifi12345678910 depends on the species, but generally
SquidVorb: Same jordynne
 NoxStryx: Put Xs on its eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp I was wrong
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: Game is savage
 DigitalSeahorse: this moth has already laid it's larvae
 DigitalSeahorse: awww
 korvys: It's "dignity"
 niccus: earwig?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: 1
 Stormgod519: well, its digging something
 Stormgod519: ummmmm
 TehAmelie: i want this bug to feel respected, safe and loved
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 Stormgod519: ayyyy
patrick_stonecrusher: Its got legs coming from its head and abdomen, totally a poser
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right on the nose
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 korvys: You managed to convey "3" very well
Bionull: LRR showing their disrespected bug expertise
 SnackPak_:   
 SomebodyNowhere: really yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: oh how very dapper
 BusTed: 
consolecowboy88: haw
Oscelot: rofl
 Forgebold: it's business bug!!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I feel like a 1 would just be a single speck
 TehAmelie: ladybug girlboss?
 SymphonySolstice: now that's a bug that works hard for its money
 DigitalSeahorse: if it's named Ford then 1
drroxorphd: Rodney, always gets no respect
 couchboyj: Take my Queen, please!
 SomebodyNowhere: respectablish
h3rsh3yb4r: is this bug hitchhiking?
DEATHlikescats: no respect, I tell ya
EvilDrReef: I'm trying to determine if it's a business magnate bug, or if it's ctually supposed to be Rodney Dangerfield
drroxorphd: Even when being referenced about respect
patrick_stonecrusher: Rodney Dangerfield from popular film Ladybugs
 TehAmelie: or is it a bug in a taco?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DEATHlikescats: mid bug
Oscelot: rofl he's so angy
 dumbo3k: Tsundere Bug
 DigitalSeahorse: tie on pig headed bug is what I saw
CaptainTeo: mfw poop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That bug has so much Rage
consolecowboy88: hah ! that bug hates poop
 spethycakes: anger or lust
 BusTed: 💢
 DrLigmaPhD: Sad this isn't TKO now
 TehAmelie: that poop is about to get angry loved
 Rhynerd: I really wish the game gave alonger timer
 niccus: maybe the bug is tsundere for poop
 DigitalSeahorse: is it angry at not enough poop?
patrick_stonecrusher: Its not like l like poop baka
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This poop wronged it specifically somehow
 couchboyj: Neighbor' moth pooed in his yard
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty!
 Rhynerd: So many times the moment I go to to vote the games goes "oh, time's up, we used your last response instead."
consolecowboy88: aww that’s a ladybug !
 BusTed: They eat aphids
 Stormgod519: thats not enough spots...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitty!!!!
patrick_stonecrusher: Full of poop. Poopflation
 SomebodyNowhere: looks like it could be indifferent to poop
DEATHlikescats: using the spots for reference
 Stormgod519: cat tail!
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
 TheAinMAP: Ladybird beetle.
 Brozard: Mr. Blobbug
 TehAmelie: maybe those aren't red spots
 DigitalSeahorse: I think ladybugs like other bugs more than poop
 Stormgod519: Kathleen
 niccus: there's some adjacency as a beetle, but there are a gazillion beetles
 SnackPak_: 
consolecowboy88: lady buys don’t like poop either
Cephallope: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see a fluffy tail visiting Jordynne
 stippledotter: Poobisoft
 Brozard: or Ms. I suppose
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 LadyLockwood92: Absolutely. So smart~
 Stormgod519: I CALLED IT!
 LadyLockwood92: 
consolecowboy88: i was almost right
 DigitalSeahorse: Kathleen is both pretty and smart
DEATHlikescats: @stormgod519 you clued in!
 Stormgod519: im feeling something infrequently
JoyTheBard: Ah of course, it had 3 spots.
 Stormgod519: oh you poor soul
 DigitalSeahorse: 5
 TehAmelie: braver than an ant wrestling used chewing gum
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SomebodyNowhere: so brave
 Veraphage: 
 SymphonySolstice: that's a sturdy bug
 DrLigmaPhD: This bug saw god and felt little
  MrPhlip: is this a hollow knight character?
Bionull: This is a bug that pretends to be brave
 Rhynerd: the bug seems to be going :L
 Stormgod519: IAN
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This bug seems like it starts as a coward and the arc of the book is it becomes brave
 Rhynerd: that strikes me as having some fear.
 NotCainNorAbel: the bug would be looking down at you
 korvys: IAN
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3008: "Is this why you have to controller yes?" —Ian [2016-07-18]
DEATHlikescats: t posing for dominance
 niccus: i've defeated braver bugs
 DrLigmaPhD: Kathleen is bug-brained
 Stormgod519: oh damn
 DeM0nFiRe: How did you get this photo of me
 Stormgod519: he's ready for battle
 SymphonySolstice: that bug doesn't take shit from anyone ever
 Rhynerd: this strikes me as a bug that could challenge god
  Sarah_Serinde: That looks like a bug that is doing their best
 spethycakes: that bug is just doing its best
 BusTed: It's trying to hide under itself
patrick_stonecrusher: This bug fights god
 SkylerRingtail: I know this cowardly bug from Pikmin!
 Fruan: That bug has seen some shit. But that was the last set of questions.
 DigitalSeahorse: this one looks overly brave like it's already bit me
 Rhynerd: not win, but would throw limbs
 TehAmelie: a bug that would hide under the soles of your shoes
shushu2539: fierce bedbug
 tehfewl: flat friend monday
 NoxStryx: Flat=coward
somebasil: It's not even flat friend Friday
 Rhynerd: 4?
   LoadingReadyRun: @shushu2539 Kill it now!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I got it on the nose
 spethycakes: I guessed 4!
 Sheikun07: Yeah, I finally nailed one!
 DigitalSeahorse: kill it!
 Stormgod519: i was gonna say way higher
 Rhynerd: i thought 9
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  TStodden: 13 tests w/o farts?
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote range
  LRRbot: Quote #5487: "You're saying as long as we stay within the range we could reach with an SDI cable, we have wireless video." —Paul [2018-11-08]
 Sheikun07: Time to reset the fart counter
consolecowboy88: @tstodden it’s true but
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Alex improves everything.
 Stormgod519: @LRRbot this is just very true
 Xavorin: The star was the fastest, chat? There was literally a wheel as an option.
 UnknownFriday: @Xavorin Mario Kart, the star makes you go faster.
 Rhynerd: but stars are capable of space travel
Oscelot: @Xavorin But a wheel doesn't bring us The More You Know
 ContingentCat: lol
 Xavorin: Very good points.
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 SomebodyNowhere: uhhh
 Stormgod519: 100% of both...
 niccus: at full work capacity.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
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 fastlane250: major PEBKAC
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 teddywhosabear: you buffed it?
CaptainTeo: What if my job is to sleep
 Rhynerd: I voted in the opposite direction I intended as well
 Stormgod519: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: working while sleeping is a thing
  MrPhlip: blue is a sleeping colour, game
 Stormgod519: I called it!
 teddywhosabear: oof
 DeM0nFiRe: oh lol I got the sides confused too
 Rhynerd: agreed
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote michelle
  LRRbot: Quote #8039: "Someone needs to add duck." —Michelle [2022-04-18]
 Rhynerd: blue is a very sleepy color
 SymphonySolstice: stonk!
 SomebodyNowhere: work it
 DarkMorford: HORNER
Bionull: Looks like they cracked a monitor
Oscelot: oh huh, yeah I got it flipped too
 SkylerRingtail: eXXXcel-can
 DiscordianTokkan: Now I wanna watch Excel Saga again
 spethycakes: Clippy is just two steps away from Excel-chan
 LadyLockwood92: I can guarantee that that already exists.
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a powerpoint stance
 wifi12345678910: They're obviously sleeping on a weird pillow
 pleonasticTautology: i'm not surprised that excel-chan exists but i prefer numbers-sama
 NewtyNewts: Comms in bio?
 PharaohBender27: Got it!
11 raiders from AleekTheFreak have joined!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Fruan: Words are hard, colours are intuitive.
Oscelot: welcome raiders
 SomebodyNowhere: zebra
 MyrddintheWizard: Hello Raidsrs!
 DiscordianTokkan: I'm glad she said Zebra right
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote lawyer
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders
EvilDrReef: I love the British pronunciation of zebra
 teddywhosabear: ah, butts. I mixed them up.
Garfman314: zehbrah
 spethycakes: !findquote law
  LRRbot: Quote #8394: "If it's in Sharpie, it's law." —Ian [2022-12-18]
Bionull: The middle is that jjk character
 teddywhosabear: the first thing they say should be on the top!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: ^
 DigitalSeahorse: 100 lawyer
 DrLigmaPhD: Hello, yes, it is I, your zebra-lawyer
 Stormgod519: spine is too smooth for a lawyer
shushu2539: has a couple of stripes
 Rhynerd: eh, courts are pretty brown, which orange is a shade of
CaptainTeo: Where does this zebra belong between orange and blue?
 Arclight_Dynamo: LAwyers are blue. I went to law school and it gave me major depressive disorder. So.
 Mollylele: now i'm just a simple zebra lawyer
 Stormgod519: lol
Stoffern subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 137 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Stoffern! (Today's storm count: 56)
 ContingentCat: awwww
CaptainTeo: Aww.
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
IanAllenBird: awww
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 spethycakes: I work with lawyers and I prefer even the worst zebra, usually
 LadyLockwood92: Aww
 Stormgod519: okay, i gotta go for this one
Oscelot: the little hooves are great
 DigitalSeahorse: zebra
dm818: If they failed the bar they are not at all a lawyer though
 LPS_97: got a F tho
 Fruan: That Zebra is NEVER going to be a laywer
 teddywhosabear: the bar is tough, my zebra friend: you will make it through someday, keep at it and keep studying 
 DiscordianTokkan: It was able to ATTEMPT the Bar
 SomebodyNowhere: its trying to lawyer but having a bad go
 PharaohBender27: Oh crap I missed the F before choosing
 Stormgod519: show me the Zebra that can attempt the bar..
 niccus: the entire herd flunked out of law school
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote zebra
  LRRbot: Quote #4233: "I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes" —Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
 DrLigmaPhD: Legally Striped?
 teddywhosabear: california bar exam IS the toughest, yes
IanAllenBird: nooo
 Stormgod519: what???
 teddywhosabear: WHat!
NimrodXIV: wat
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: Ian???
 SkylerRingtail: Ian.
 Rhynerd: Which blaseball team's fans managed tot ake the bar exam?
 spethycakes: por que?!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DEATHlikescats: it’ll now have to take the bar again in Louisiana
 wifi12345678910: Ian we demand answers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah the binary is unfortunate
 rasterscan: The Ian-conoclast strikes again
 Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, it's neither.
ImmortalLen: Ian's brain is once again not like the rest
 Sheikun07: It's a mircl!
 ContingentCat: Another reason to reject binaries
 Stormgod519: @ContingentCat happy pride!
Luminaire_p: A weird limited edition Lays flavor
 tehfewl: the gift shop sells mircl gro
 Stormgod519: hmmmm
 spethycakes: but it had the snazzy branding
 wifi12345678910: It's a very popular brand of garden dirt
 DiscordianTokkan: It was a bag of dirt, but NAME BRAND dirt
 Redbassist: Loss?
 SomebodyNowhere: huh
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Stormgod519: is this Loss>
 Stormgod519: ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think so
consolecowboy88: nah it’s a beet
 Cptasparagus: is it water cooler lady
Bionull: I think it's a drink shop?
Jadaris: Omg @stormgod519
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
 Stormgod519: ayyy
 Stormgod519: we nailed it
Oscelot: @LRRbot But it isn't!
 SomebodyNowhere: some combo
Oscelot: fr LRRBot is sentient some times
 Stormgod519: what do you have? A bouquet! NO!
Lysander_salamander: a flower sword?
CaptainTeo: What about a bouquet of knives
shushu2539: a bouquet of moths
 DiscordianTokkan: A Blade... OF GRASS
Stratavarius: Blades of grass
Oscelot: @Stormgod519 *snerk*
Lysander_salamander: that would be awesome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How is there not an MtG card Bouquet of Knives
 ContingentCat: I'd be thrilled by a bouquet of knives
 SomebodyNowhere: I dont see anything knivey in that
 spethycakes: a bou-notouquet
 SymphonySolstice: that's just called a knife block
EvilDrReef: If I grab all the steak knives out of my drawer at once, what is that if not a bouquet?
DEATHlikescats: isn’t that a chefs knife lock?
DaxStrife: We already have sauce bouquets.
DEATHlikescats: * knife block
 UnknownFriday: A Bowiequet?
 Stormgod519: no way
 DrLigmaPhD: Accessory Arrangements
consolecowboy88: a bouquet of knives is the title of my post hardcore goth band’s debut ep
 Stormgod519: I got it again!
 DigitalSeahorse: you can make a sharp knife out of dried flowers
 spethycakes: but it's just one flower?
CaptainTeo: Oh, that's clever.
 Stormgod519: is a singular flower a bouquet?
consolecowboy88: oh that one’s a 50%
 LadyLockwood92: Don't be confident. *Nods sagely*
 SomebodyNowhere: one rose
Oscelot: roses are covered with tiny knives imo
 DigitalSeahorse: "World's Sharpest Flower Knife"
 Rhynerd: Is a flower, but is a single flower that's very stabby
 ContingentCat: depends what you want to do with it
 Rhynerd: probably a 60% bouqet
patrick_stonecrusher: Every cowboy sings a sad sad song
 Stormgod519: is this a chainsaw?
 spethycakes: it's a singular in a choice of plurals
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote rose
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 LadyLockwood92: They have that in Elden Ring.
Chesul: What is a serrated knife but a knife with multiple blades?
 Stormgod519: hmmm?
Lysander_salamander: Like that character from Yu Yu Hakusho
irenrose: Huh
 Stormgod519: Nelly!!!
 SkylerRingtail: Chat got third!
 spethycakes: 
 SomebodyNowhere: first time
Oscelot: On his first time!
DEATHlikescats: congrats Nelly!
 Stormgod519: first time victory!
 wifi12345678910: Chat got Bronze!
 Fruan: Nelly is killing it this evening
  TStodden: 3rd Place!  3rd Place!
 Stormgod519: ayyyyy
 TheAinMAP:  
Astramentha:   
Oscelot: we already knew that chat was OP
 Stormgod519: ggs
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 Brozard: Man, can't believe the Serge Keepcups sold out so quickly
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the last game this evening?
 SomebodyNowhere: nudz; dont expect a better code
 Stormgod519: i hope quiplash
 Stormgod519: that or fibbage
 spethycakes: dees nudz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Or Quixort
 LadyLockwood92: It's *usually* whiplash.
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Drain the Cheese.
 LadyLockwood92: Quiplash* come on, phone.
 LadyLockwood92: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig honestly, not the biggest fan of quixort. its not bad, but its not one of my favs
ghyllnox: "Talks just like a homo... sapiens"
 wifi12345678910: I like blather round, but it's only 6 players 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 I haven't gotten my fix of Paul reading the chat's weird two word phrases during JobJob yet
 Xavorin: I continue to hold out a slim hope for Joke Boat.
 SkylerRingtail: @Stormgod519 As a player, Quixort is my most hated game. In audience, I also dislike it - requires too much attention to enjoy, and no real audience interaction
 SkylerRingtail: Place yer bets: Fibbage, Quiplash, or Job Job?
 NewtyNewts: Quippers or Jobjob for me
Oscelot: @SkylerRingtail same. Also I just don't know a lot of the stuff they reference
 SkylerRingtail: JobJob is my bet
 stippledotter: I watch quixort like some people watch sports, by which I mean I care about trivia too much amd have lost my voice as a member of the audience
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig oih thats good guineapig
 SomebodyNowhere: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:13:08. 
 Stormgod519: i miss Survive the Internet. get a good crew for that and its a blast
ButButTheJesus: not sure if I can post link but Shite at Footie is at: search youtube for "Jackbox || Crossing the Streams 2024-08-12" and its at 1:02:25
 Stormgod519: @ButButTheJesus probably can
Ashen_Prime: How long has it been since they played Survive the Internet?
 Stormgod519: also thank you lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I guess part of the reason I like something like Quixort is I miss having a pub trivia thing I could go to and I have the ADHD and autism thing of accumulating useless trivia so I do get a truly pointless number of the things the reference. Not the actors but a lot of the history and geography stuff
Oscelot: @ButButTheJesus links are postable
 SkylerRingtail: I wanna see them play Monster Seeking Monster again, but I don't know if we will after what Ian did last time
 niccus: wow, it's almost exactly half a year since shite at footie
 Stormgod519: @SkylerRingtail uh oh... what did I miss since last time?
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair enough. (Man I wish I got that superpower with my ADD lol)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I mean on the one hand yes but on the other no because people treat me like a space alien
 Stormgod519: @Oscelot ADD is already a superpower. we are superheroes!
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 Last time chat won, but IIRC the crew was a bit skeeved about trying to hit on each other, even as a game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also really am trying to come up with a this or that but all mine feel super stupid
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 oh no...
 SkylerRingtail: @Stormgod519 Well, he didn't break the *Game*. Just chat. With, as I recall, a very lewd message. Slid right into our DMs, as it were
Oscelot: @Stormgod519 Yeah, fair
 SomebodyNowhere: isnt the scoring in the monster dating game broken kinda like the score system in the brains in jars game(forget the name)
 Stormgod519: @SkylerRingtail ah. maybe ill watch it later...
 Stormgod519: See, nelly has never played Split the Room before, so maybe its that...
 PharaohBender27: Also, technically that was the second time LRR played Monster Seeking Monster - there's a CtS from like 2016 or 2017 where they played that game
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig If you want any feedback I'm sure the LRR discord will be happy to help
 LadyLockwood92: I feel like the gang being skeeved out is more likely to result in it not coming back than specifically Ian being lewd.
 SkylerRingtail: @Stormgod519 That conversation didn't get revealed though, so it's not in the VOD. Just our memories. Probably for the best.
 PharaohBender27: ^
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot That's a good idea, which channel would be good to post ideas in
 PharaohBender27: Whoops that ^ was meant for @LadyLockwood92
 Stormgod519: @SkylerRingtail i think so
ButButTheJesus: also BABY BAG https://youtu.be/BaREB4-d1SE?list=PLsy9DTCWSlnjhcV96dwp8aFD1RQB923XM&t=4280
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't want to clog up unrelated channels
nyperold: @SomebodyNowhere Hypnotorious?
 SkylerRingtail: @LadyLockwood92 Oh absolutely.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig No clue, I don't really spend time there - too big for me. You could as in general where would be good though
Oscelot: *ask
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus I rewatch this and it makes me cackle
 LadyLockwood92: 150 Bits for Box Games~
 Stormgod519: @ButButTheJesus also, right before this one, Cameron gives his own wild presentation on an item, and its so damn funny
 SomebodyNowhere: @nyperold yeah I think thats the one. I say a youtube vid about how that one has a messed up score system
 DigitalSeahorse: silence
DaxStrife: One of my favorite Alex freakouts. 
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Oscelot: RIP music
 LadyLockwood92: Oh thank god, it's not just me D:
Oscelot: We hardly knew thee
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote music
  LRRbot: Quote #2379: "I don't have music in my heart, first of all." —Cori [2016-04-25]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife It's up there with the Meeuuw one
 Stormgod519: also, Cameron with the 3-handed personal massager...
Oscelot: nope, I'm assuming they ducked levels so they can come back soon
nyperold: Yeah, something like how the outlier can win while doing nothing?
 Stormgod519: music!
 DigitalSeahorse: is it still on break screen?
 Stormgod519: yes
 DigitalSeahorse: oh there's the music
 Stormgod519: ah
 korvys: Moist
 Stormgod519: wait, what is that noise?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very moist
 Stormgod519: oh....
 LadyLockwood92: I think my favourite was Alex's Rnprt the Brear
 Stormgod519: wait
 SkylerRingtail: Ah, the curveball!
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh
 wifi12345678910: uh oh
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy... the Naughty pack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
 Stormgod519: its the after dark pack
 DigitalSeahorse: 
shushu2539: VAYL
 LadyLockwood92: Ah...I see.
 Dog_of_Myth: oh my
 DigitalSeahorse: this looks weird
 Stormgod519: dont do it in chat
DEATHlikescats: we be Adults!
 LadyLockwood92: Indeed.
  bv310: Ahhhhh, ding-dongs
   LoadingReadyRun: code is VAYL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my god it is Michelle
 LadyLockwood92: We're very adult.
 SkylerRingtail: Oh my god, it *is* Meow Wolf vibes
 DigitalSeahorse: peachy
 Stormgod519: hehe
 korvys: An Orange
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It really reminds me of the Not Lemons ads
 Stormgod519: Horner...
 NewtyNewts: Hrm
Oscelot: I have concerns Ian
sephchan: this is so dumb I love it
patrick_stonecrusher: Hehe 🍑
  bv310: I can see the wheels turning in Ian's head already
 Mollylele: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Stormgod519: oh no....
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
stephentoostronk: horrifying
 LadyLockwood92: Amazing.
 Stormgod519: "creation"
 DiscordianTokkan: Hand mixer, 100%
nyperold: Ginger and peach?
sephchan: EXPLAIN YOURSELF
 teddywhosabear: lightly concerning
 Strebenherz: We're not going to be able to breathe for this stream aren't we
 LadyLockwood92: Please. Explain why you did what you did.
 SomebodyNowhere: wahwahwahwoh
 spethycakes: so many opinions
 Mazrae: Is Charlie Brown's teacher explaining?
sephchan: Tell the class why you did this
Oscelot: do not put ginger in
 Stormgod519: Michelle!
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 SomebodyNowhere: huh
 Stormgod519: hmmmmm?
 DigitalSeahorse: the gold one
  bv310: Ian's player symbol down there is looking pretty Georgia O'Keefe-y
 korvys: Wet?
 LadyLockwood92: This is going to be...interesting.
EvilDrReef: That is such a wildly specific question
 SkylerRingtail: Dueling piano bar yes please
 DiscordianTokkan: Like Dueling Banjos but Old?
 Diabore: well matt, wet is when-
 Stormgod519: @bv310 i cant find it
Oscelot: @bv310 oh gods it really is lol
 Athelgar: like, daffy and donald from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 Brozard: @bv310 That's just a pretty flower?
 wifi12345678910: Like dueling doing finger stuff?
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 Look to the right
PinballGeek: absolutely the leopard print.
 wifi12345678910: Or actaul pianos
 DigitalSeahorse: for a sec I thought they saw the return of Zune
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat, that's just an island
goombalax: why does ian's icon look like the secret lair island
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 sorry, bad joke
 LadyLockwood92: @athelgar Was literally typing that. Same braincell.
sephchan: @PharaohBender27 technically, you're fingering the keyboard. To play the piano.
  bv310: @Dog_of_Myth That Secret Lair sold out SO FAST and I'm surprised anyone could even find it
 Stormgod519: lol Paul
consolecowboy88: I think it’s either the first or sixth purses cos they both look like tank tops
 Athelgar: Brain-five @LadyLockwood92
nyperold: Let Me Finish, Charlie Brown
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 SomebodyNowhere: the zippah
 korvys: Was... was the accent part of the prompt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the jersey accent?
Oscelot: Because he can
 LadyLockwood92: Can anyone else smell toast? Am I having a stroke?
 Stormgod519: wait, we can vote?
 Xavorin: @korvys THe accent is part of ever ian prompt.
 Stormgod519: i was not paying attention
 Stormgod519: what in the...
 SymphonySolstice: that's
 Stormgod519: its meat?
Oscelot: what the
 Dog_of_Myth: Onion rings
 tehfewl: the fries
 RainyMint: Uh....
goombalax: Frocembouche
 SomebodyNowhere: that is a heart attack waiting to happen
  bv310: Pickles, I will not be elaborating
EvilDrReef: I think I see a donut in there, so
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Silence
 DiscordianTokkan: the Drippin cheeeeeeese
 NorthstarTex: those rings
 spethycakes: oh BABY
 NotCainNorAbel: the mess it leaves in the bed
 LadyLockwood92: Someone get Jeremy Renner's Evil Twin.
consolecowboy88: probably the phallic fries
 Brozard: gotta be that cheese drip
 DeChunkandFriends: It's rings (holes)
 jae_dorian: it's buns
 Stormgod519: @goombalax oh my god. very good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just sitting in silence
DaxStrife: It's like motor-boating a deep-fryer.
 Jobot180: The transfats make things slick
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! i forget if ive said hi during this show cause ive been lurking, but HAI YALL ARE LOVED 
 Frankenstain: is that a mc gang bang?
Oscelot: @DaxStrife that is horirfying lol
patrick_stonecrusher: Al McDonalds commercial lookin ass
 DigitalSeahorse: the kidney stone relief you get far after eating
 Stormgod519: its got a lot of buns, but also some rings...
 SomebodyNowhere: if you want to interject you can get some points
 SkylerRingtail: I just want to smother that pile in ranch dressing and go to town. I might be hungry.
 SymphonySolstice: this could feed a siberian family for an entire winter
Oscelot: @SkylerRingtail Eat. *boop*
stevefromdetroit: oooo man, i havent had onion rings in ages
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Oscelot: rofl Jordynne XD
 Stormgod519: pfft
 RainyMint: 
jacqui_lantern234:  GDI JORDYNNE
 SkylerRingtail: @Oscelot Too close to bedtime 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sheikun07: Boy howdy is it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, Jahdynne is right
sephchan: CURSED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't make me chooose
 Stormgod519: dont bottom out on the pile
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also these are the same argument
 DiscordianTokkan: That reminds me, the burger chain Smash Daddy is tasty but Yea bad for ya
 Stormgod519: lol
Oscelot: lol
 LadyLockwood92: Understandable, yeah.
 teddywhosabear: congrats to penelope for being cool
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I think I just turned to dust, I just realized Penelope is going to be 10 this year
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 LadyLockwood92: I mean...he's not wrong.
 Stormgod519: Yeh
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER
 RainyMint:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 spethycakes: It's been 0 rounds since the last fart-related accident
Oscelot: roflmao Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DDAAAAAAMMMNN
 LadyLockwood92: Haha
 Stormgod519: THANK YOU!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
stevefromdetroit: mmmmm hole\
 Redbassist:  
 Stormgod519: oh my god matt
agentofsaruman69: there was more than one cum joke in TEE KO oh no
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Oscelot: roflmao
 Stormgod519: oh come on
 Stormgod519: ALEX!
 RainyMint: OMG 
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
Lysander_salamander: a thriplash
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALEX NO
 NotCainNorAbel: ALEX!
Oscelot: *wheeze*
Garfman314: all three of you
 DrLigmaPhD: Pre-glazed!
 Brozard: but is it glazed?
jacqui_lantern234: IAN XD
 SkylerRingtail: "Glaze me Daddy"?! ALEX!
 Rhynerd: Ian's more of a top hold fella it seems
 Stormgod519: IAN NO!
 SomebodyNowhere: eep
 RainyMint: IAN
 Rhynerd: *hole
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 DigitalSeahorse: I hate onions
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightBadAlfalfaDogFace-nF0nJpmkWD4nJrk-
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RainyMint: HAHAHAHAHA
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AuspiciousSparklingHumanFunRun-osQS75X4Ymw3E0NA
Oscelot: Kathleen XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This just got so much more cursed
 pleonasticTautology: buttholes.
 SomebodyNowhere: accentuated
 Stormgod519: aight, Jordynne, this is gonna make highlights right?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 underhill33: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
goombalax: their package?
 Stormgod519: do not touch this one's package?
sephchan: hehe package
Lysander_salamander: 
 Stormgod519: im going with Cori because she did it first
Oscelot: the arrow in different positions is really funny
 Stormgod519: LOL
 DiscordianTokkan: One feedbag, plz
 Stormgod519: I mean...
 SymphonySolstice: last one. needs THC oil
DaxStrife: Which lamp is the most lit?
 DrLigmaPhD: All of them via different mechanisms
 LadyLockwood92: It's a good question...which of these lamps is *really* going through it?
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, far right, windmill slam
EvilDrReef: Is one of those lamps just a bong?
consolecowboy88: probably the fifth lamp- it’s got the most green color
 DigitalSeahorse: 4
 SkylerRingtail: The second one reminds me of a restaurant in my childhood mall that just STANK up the entire hall. So, that one
stevefromdetroit: *looks around room*  OH
ghyllnox: The left lamp has major scoliosis, it needs the pain management
 Stormgod519: the second one is in the haze
 Rhynerd: @ghyllnox agreed
 DiscordianTokkan: It's a converted oil lamp, it NEEDS it
shushu2539: there's the hookah lamp
Oscelot: @ghyllnox rofl
Lysander_salamander: the third one make me think of a tightly-wound busybody and someone sat her down and said, "Here have this gummy I'm begging you."
 Stormgod519: wooooow
 RainyMint: 
 MacSquizzy: it is nothing without the smoke
consolecowboy88: although the third and fourth do seem to be trapped in a 50s suburban hellscape
 SymphonySolstice: matt understands
 Stormgod519: okay
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 DigitalSeahorse: you could smoke out of that one
 DigitalSeahorse: poor Tiffany
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And we circle back to anxiety
 Stormgod519: what about tiffany?
 Stormgod519: Straight? that cant be me?
 Stormgod519: LOL
stevefromdetroit: same
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Stormgod519: YES MATT!
jacqui_lantern234: MATT YES
 DiscordianTokkan: Nah that lamp's straight edge
Oscelot: Matt saying it before I can XD
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE XD
Oscelot: *snerk*
ghyllnox: Do you act straight Matt???
 Stormgod519: you know for a fact???
Lysander_salamander: ah, the chronic pain lamp
jacqui_lantern234: 
stevefromdetroit: it has that fringe
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Stormgod519: oh jeez
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: Joint pain lol
jacqui_lantern234: NELSON
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: true that
 teddywhosabear: gotta respect your elders
consolecowboy88: close enough nelson
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: lamp 3 is glad they're already dead
ButButTheJesus: all ogre
 NorthstarTex: Center lamp for sure
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100 100
 DigitalSeahorse: friggin
 Stormgod519: now which of these do you try to turn on?
 public_key_reveal_party: I can't be the only one thinking of that old lrr "drugs drugs drugs" sketch
 SomebodyNowhere: uhhhhhh
 MacSquizzy: hard left
 ContingentCat: UM
 Stormgod519: PARDON?!?
Oscelot: UH
 RainyMint: UH.....
 spethycakes: excuse?
stevefromdetroit: um.....i have questions
 SymphonySolstice: uhhhh
jacqui_lantern234: EVERYWHERE
 PharaohBender27: Uhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: wow
 NewtyNewts: uhhhhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 RainyMint: EXCUSE?
 LadyLockwood92: Uhhhhh
stevefromdetroit: !adult
EvilDrReef: Not the milk carton, clearly
 DiscordianTokkan: Yarp
Scarbble: uhhhhhhh
 Stormgod519: TOS?
 Heckhoundbolt: NAUGHTY PACK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 Drasvin: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 RainyMint: !adult
sephchan: wowza
 NorthstarTex: Uhhhhh
 LadyLockwood92: D:
 DrLigmaPhD: Where you grip it
DaxStrife: Alex is just gonna 100% this one.
 Rhynerd: on the sweatshirt, available now in the jackbox tee ko store.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: chaos?
 SymphonySolstice: [gestures] naughty
 Stormgod519: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
 NewtyNewts: Wrong kind of rabbit.
 DigitalSeahorse: a nut cracker?
consolecowboy88: I’m surprised they just out n oht hsed that term
Lysander_salamander: this game is not what I was expecting
 SomebodyNowhere: you decide
 ContingentCat: or go with Satan
 spethycakes: god has no place here
 Blip2004: isn't it a wine bottle opener?
 randombillfolds: It's open for speculation.
jacqui_lantern234: "wherever you want, daddy!"
 Stormgod519: this is cum's country, god doesnt exist...
 Rhynerd: that's a wine bottle opener
  Sarah_Serinde: reminder that this is a game from the naughty pack
 TheAwkes: An overly expensive corkscrew. Emphasis on screw.
 SomebodyNowhere: looks like a bottle opener
 Stormgod519: @jacqui_lantern234 NO
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrazyLazySpiderNomNom-05BTxJCKRts5Pg4N
 LordZarano: It's a bottle opener I think?
 Rhynerd: Pretty sure my parents owned one
 ContingentCat: thankyou Ian
jacqui_lantern234: @Stormgod519 JACQUI YES
Lysander_salamander: right under the corkscrew
DaxStrife: Please get that in the quote database!
 Stormgod519: @LordZarano i thought it was a hole puncher
 teddywhosabear: notary? more like nutary
 Rhynerd: document?
 DiscordianTokkan: Cumbosser
 Stormgod519: essence?
ButButTheJesus: ew
sephchan: "essence"??
 SomebodyNowhere: nonono
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX YES
 Stormgod519: oh god
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmyyyyy
Oscelot: ROFL
 ContingentCat: oh no
Lysander_salamander: degauss the spooge
 RainyMint: ALEX
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Oscelot: Oh my GODS Alex
 SomebodyNowhere: everywhere
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
 PharaohBender27: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Excellent
 wifi12345678910: Everywhere I guess?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
Oscelot: I mean yeah that does pretty much say it
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: ALEX
 niccus: just go for it
 Redbassist: 
Ashen_Prime: Are there really 69 in the audience, or is cheeky game being cheeky?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
sephchan: "Explain yourself"  Alex: No
Oscelot: OH
 Stormgod519: LOL
jacqui_lantern234: HOLY CRAP ALEX
Astramentha: D:
stevefromdetroit: is that one session or multiple?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so is it opening the penis?
 Stormgod519: Ian, no...
 SomebodyNowhere: split the room
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Stormgod519: we are indeed splitting the room
 Stormgod519: IAN
Oscelot: IAN
 RainyMint: IAN
 DigitalSeahorse: splej
ButButTheJesus: IAN
jacqui_lantern234: IAN
  bv310: Jesus, Horner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
 Stormgod519: there's warranty with this?
Astramentha: IAN
 Stormgod519: LOL
stevefromdetroit: BWAH
 ContingentCat: yes Jordynn
 Stormgod519: PFFT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is objectively correct
Lysander_salamander: "nooooope"
Oscelot: rofllao Jordynne
  Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Jordynne 
jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN XD
ButButTheJesus: of COURSE
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: … which game is this? I don’t recognize it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So both kathleen and Jordynne are objectively correct
 Stormgod519: oh god, why Nelly...
Oscelot: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Let Me Finish
DaxStrife: The probussy
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 DigitalSeahorse: bweh
 PharaohBender27: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Can't remember the name, but it's from the "Sexy" pack
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: huh
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: neat.
EvilDrReef: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Let Me Finish
 Heckhoundbolt: so... the heart shaped box
jacqui_lantern234: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: has LRR ever run any of those games before? or is this a first time?
 RainyMint: 
 Stormgod519: and a can...
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE
 Stormgod519: Jordynne...
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
jacqui_lantern234: IAN
Lysander_salamander: nice
  Sarah_Serinde: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen They did one stream of them before yeah
Oscelot: Jordynne omg
 wifi12345678910: @joy_stix_dragqueen Second time for this one
consolecowboy88: @joy_stix_dragqueen they did the naughty pack back in September
 PharaohBender27: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen They did this pack for half of a stream when it first came out
 Stormgod519: oh no
 spethycakes: no
 Stormgod519: no no no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOOO
 ContingentCat: ew no
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
 RainyMint: oh no
 Stormgod519: MICHELLE!
 SymphonySolstice: nonono
Lysander_salamander: someone brew the instant coffee
sephchan: cue the Folger's incest ad
ButButTheJesus: which one holds Folgers
consolecowboy88: the most Greek case looking one of course
 DrLigmaPhD: Center top only cums in a matched set
 Stormgod519: did somebody say Folgers?
jacqui_lantern234: GET FUCKED!!! im an only child!!! >:)
ghyllnox: @DrLigmaPhD Booooo (affectionate)
consolecowboy88: cos of odepius
Oscelot: @consolecowboy88 rofl
 wifi12345678910: Folgers time
 DigitalSeahorse: the one that looks most like a Blanche?
 Stormgod519: @DrLigmaPhD oh very good
consolecowboy88: Aw thank u
 SkylerRingtail: @DrLigmaPhD omfg
ghyllnox: Which one gets stuck in the washing machine most often
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 I have zero contact with any of my family at all!!! (Also you are loved AGGRESSIVELY jacqui)
Oscelot: @SkylerRingtail roflmao
Lysander_salamander: ewwwwww
 Stormgod519: @consolecowboy88 oedipussy...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ick
consolecowboy88: hah!
 AnjaZeta: nailed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am frumping in real life
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig same on the family portion, tbh. though, there IS a reason i tend not to be so aggressive with the love these days 
 Stormgod519: lol
 Brozard: OH that one
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Oscelot: Pffff
 Stormgod519: mhmmm
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Ah, apologies, then you are parasocially appreciated
consolecowboy88: oh! true there’s many possibilities
 teddywhosabear: nailed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne got the good joke
 Stormgod519: LOL
Lysander_salamander: nice
 NorthstarTex: Yes!
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
ButButTheJesus: omg love her
 Stormgod519: I did hear Michelle correctly...
Lysander_salamander: good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good cartoon for the short time period
consolecowboy88: that’s a great Leia, Michelle
Lysander_salamander: Perfect
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig nah, im good with being loved back. moreso that others dont appreciate it so much
 SkylerRingtail: The seashell, though. Because it's obviously a triplet
 DrLigmaPhD: Step bro, your stoneware is out
consolecowboy88: ah thanks for finally name dropping Greek references c cori
 niccus: a vase that doesn't take family members for granite
   LoadingReadyRun: This is a good game, but I feel like it would also work with non-naughty prompts. I kinda wish that was an option to allow a wider audience 
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 thymato: second in on the top reminds me of the throne of swords.... a little insesty there
consolecowboy88: hah
 Stormgod519: IAN
The_Timo: ?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lysander_salamander: yes good
 RainyMint: IAN
 pleonasticTautology: IAN
 wifi12345678910: Ian?
 Stormgod519: Ian, are you okay?
ButButTheJesus: bro
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 NewtyNewts: ALEX
 CaptainSpam: I've got this feeling that in Party Pack 11 they'll redo this to be a less-naughty version.
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
Oscelot: ALEX
 pleonasticTautology: ALEX
 Stormgod519: do you need help? blink twice if you're in need of help....
EvilDrReef: Well Alex has my vote
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   LoadingReadyRun: @CaptainSpam hope so
 Stormgod519: oh wow
ghyllnox: ALEX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Yeah, I find the same thing when I make a joke after I apologize habitually just for taking up space and people get so uncomfortable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Lysander_salamander: The only pineapple I know of is the one that's in an industrial vise.
 wifi12345678910: reclaim pineapples from swingers
 BusTed: 
 PharaohBender27: Hoo boy
IanAllenBird: oh no
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pineapples are so not for baby dressup
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no
 SomebodyNowhere: uhh
 Stormgod519: wow
 eric_christian_berg: Aaawkward.
 Stormgod519: topical....
 spethycakes: well...that's loaded
 dougma: jordynne....
 SkylerRingtail: As a Nazi officer. >_>
 SymphonySolstice: depends on the subculture
 RainyMint: Uhhh.....
 NorthstarTex: ummm
ButButTheJesus: oh is THAT what's happening
Oscelot: @SkylerRingtail Yeeeeeah
 DigitalSeahorse: uh pls no red hats
consolecowboy88: thing? it depends on the region frankly
 GasCityGaming: Just draw Canada 'on top'
 ContingentCat: uhh
 serramarkov: Badly, overall.
 jae_dorian: us flag bikini and cowboy boots
aitsu100: just tuck florida away
Oscelot: @GasCityGaming rofl
Lysander_salamander: cowboy hat and chaps?
ghyllnox: It's a literal political entity, of course it's going to get political
DarthRagnar815: This is doomed to be bad no matter what.
 DigitalSeahorse:  with whip
stevefromdetroit: Florida is the weiner of america
 Stormgod519: wow
 teddywhosabear: idk, put the south in chaps and you're good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail You're not wrong, and in a responsible kink dungeon they would get kicked out for showing up high and being disrespectful to other people and have to pay for an uber home so they don't drive impaired
 DrLigmaPhD: Alex are you just coloring in swing states?
 randombillfolds: Would the Bible belt stay on?
 jae_dorian: budgie smuggler over florida
 Stormgod519: @stevefromdetroit certainly small enough
 Stormgod519: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: oh I called it
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonySolstice: yee and/or haw
penrose43: 
jacqui_lantern234:  MICHELLE YES
ButButTheJesus: yep yep
 spethycakes:  
 Stormgod519: yeah
IanAllenBird: o7
 RainyMint: YES 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Lysander_salamander: good yes
 wifi12345678910: 100%
consolecowboy88: it wouldn’t be able to go to a. kink dungeon cos trump wouldn’t let anyone go anywhere
 Stormgod519: def the assless chaps
 underhill33:   
aitsu100: thats amazing
 korvys: Aren't all chaps assless?
 NotCainNorAbel: fair
 NorthstarTex: Hell yeah
Oscelot: Yeah pretty much Michelle
  bv310: Full Pink Pony Club
 RainyMint: AMAZING
 teddywhosabear: solid, solid
consolecowboy88: well said michell
 schordash:   
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
ToxicAtomKai: oh no, it's the "let's say sex and fart" pack
 dougma: perfect
 spethycakes: accurate. sad. accurate.
 Redbassist: 
 DiscordianTokkan: All chaps are assless, yes
 Stormgod519: oh damn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Show up drunk and not realize that you have to be sober for informed consent
 NoxStryx: ALL chaps are assless, that is what makes them chaps
Lysander_salamander: oh
 Rhynerd: it's in the pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NoxStryx THANK YOU
ToxicAtomKai: what would assful chaps be
 Redbassist: 
 Stormgod519: wow that map looks a lot better
stevefromdetroit: @Stormgod519 it's cold out - and i'm a bottom
 SkylerRingtail: The west coast does tend to be smoking
Oscelot: I would be ok with florida just being gone
Kelazi5: Ah the how would the US wear pants if it could question
 jae_dorian: assless is the signifyer that it's kink wear over workwear
 korvys: You can see the outline of floida
 Stormgod519: @stevefromdetroit pfft
 spethycakes: oh, look what you've done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Michelle does have very strong rapid drawing skills
 Stormgod519: oh i forgot to vote
 Stormgod519: oops
   LoadingReadyRun:  Assless chaps implies you aren't wearing anything underneath
 Stormgod519: oh my god
Lysander_salamander: nice
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 RainyMint: 
consolecowboy88: hey it’s a Kaiser helmet!
ButButTheJesus: JORDYNNE YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAAAAAAAMN
Oscelot: Jordynne yesssssss
 ClodiumSoride: all chaps are assless, otherwise they're pants
 ThePerrBearr: alaska was the hat, and and hawaii was the whip
Lysander_salamander: good yes good
IanAllenBird: oh that's good advice thank you
 schordash:  bro 
 NotCainNorAbel: MATT!
 Stormgod519: Oh Wooooooooow
 SkylerRingtail: omfg Matt
Oscelot: Okay I mean fair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
 dougma: yeowch
 SymphonySolstice: minnesota is in a choke
 DiscordianTokkan: Eh Steve!
Oscelot: rofl XD
consolecowboy88: like a priest.. touched for the very first time?
 schordash: KATHLEEEEEEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oscelot: @DiscordianTokkan lol yes
 Stormgod519: Ian what the fuck?!?
jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ball gag
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 NotCainNorAbel: Hell yeah ian~
Oscelot: Yes please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 RainyMint: IAN YES
Lysander_salamander: ok
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
ButButTheJesus: fair
jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 teddywhosabear: fair
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah we'd go for that.
EvilDrReef: I was wondering how long it would take for Florida to be interpreted as phalic
 schordash: yo hello?? nelly? >xD
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Stormgod519: PFFT
Oscelot: Can we have both?
jacqui_lantern234: i mean, cock ring on florida is inkeeping XD
 NoxStryx: Ball gag was Too high for washington
 SomebodyNowhere: the overlap is gonna be crazy
DaxStrife: Texas is known for showing its ass.
ghyllnox: Something to chew on XD
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 Stormgod519: man this is a wild pic
 schordash: okay, everyone. you all are ridiculous xD
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 teddywhosabear: respect to ian for nailing it
Lysander_salamander: weirdly wholesome
 DigitalSeahorse: so much kink
 spethycakes: the third leg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is getting my vote because he is gagging all of the government
 Stormgod519: Kathleen broke me on this one lol
 NewtyNewts: Florida: Leg or third leg?
 NorthstarTex: I'm enjoying all of this
 Stormgod519: shooting what?
 Stormgod519: i mean, the one that has them...
jacqui_lantern234: all of them
 DigitalSeahorse: the cowboy hat
Lysander_salamander: bottom left?
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote toe
  LRRbot: Quote #7034: "Can we talk about how the big toe is the best toe?" —Adam [2020-07-04]
 DrLigmaPhD: Pink, no further questions
 Arclight_Dynamo: Trapper cap. To prevent frostbite.
 NorthstarTex: top left
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The immediate "oh that's easy" made me do a small spit take
jacqui_lantern234: @Lysander_salamander DEFINATELY a bottom 
 SymphonySolstice: pink for money, ball cap for pleasure
 DigitalSeahorse: what is even the little pink thing
   LoadingReadyRun:  are shoes feet hats?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Stormgod519: what else are those hangy bits on the bottom middle right for?
 Sheikun07: Flaps to keep your ears warm
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #550: "You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention." —Paul [2015-07-29]
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Stormgod519 To keep your ears warm.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
Oscelot: rofl
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE XD
Oscelot: Alex
Lysander_salamander: noot noot
jacqui_lantern234: err, ALEX
 Stormgod519: @Arclight_Dynamo i know that...
 coachNelly: sawry i  may have broken alex
 DigitalSeahorse: 
jacqui_lantern234: myh bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhh
 SkylerRingtail: Straw hat has a thing for toes "fresh" from a boot. *gags*
 NewtyNewts: @Lysander_salamander Yes?
 RainyMint: 
 Stormgod519: oh nooooo
 SymphonySolstice: so true
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 NorthstarTex: Yes Jordynne!
Oscelot: oh nooooo
DaxStrife: Too real.
 serramarkov: I did not enjoy the one time that prompt happened to me.
jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Stormgod519: yall voted so fast I couldnt vote
 Rhynerd: unanimous
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 PharaohBender27: 
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
Oscelot: Pffft
 RainyMint: Alex 
 Stormgod519: god dammit alex
ButButTheJesus: alex 
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex and Heather's hat?
 Mattmitchell45: They WILL announce it though
   LoadingReadyRun: So those people don't want to suck toes, they are submitting the toe requests *on behalf* of their hats
Astramentha: ALEX
 ContingentCat: is that what they're doing in the ice fishing huts?
 Mollylele: gotta keep those toes warm in the ice fishing shack, somehow
 Stormgod519: Thank you Matt!
 Stormgod519: hmmm
 SymphonySolstice: wise
 RainyMint: Wise words
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #2709: "First off, who needs all their teeth?" —Ian [2016-06-01]
 NewtyNewts: Do they do mountain sports or water sports?
Oscelot: rofl
 Stormgod519: @NewtyNewts well, theyre going for the peak, for sure
Oscelot: I hadn't noticed the footedness
 Stormgod519: stand, and fall to see which one catches you
 NotCainNorAbel: nose foot dominate
 SomebodyNowhere: wha
 NewtyNewts: oh noooo
 RainyMint: WUT
 mercano82: You can also just figure out what foot you prefer to kick a ball with.
 Stormgod519: this things WHAT???
 SkylerRingtail: Is...is "cloud crotch" an actual phrase? Do I dare ask Google?
 teddywhosabear: this feels inartfully pervy.
 MAPBoardgames: cloud crotch?
 SomebodyNowhere: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 spethycakes: why must we munch?
 LadyLockwood92: Carefully?
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm not
 DrLigmaPhD: Breathily?
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
 Redbassist: The clussy?
 RainyMint: !adult
  LRRbot: Sorry, Beej is unavailable.
 Stormgod519: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You got ten peanuts; try to knock all ten cars down. Good luck and go!
 Rhynerd: I assume that's where the colors meet?
 PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Make sure you add "-ai" to that query!
 NotCainNorAbel: @SkylerRingtail cloud crotch is the new name for google
 Dandinstorm12: !advice
  LRRbot: You can toggle the glasses setting at any time.
 SymphonySolstice: who wrote these. did they gather a group of 14 year olds for the writers room
 DrLigmaPhD: With an Altoid in my mouth?
MaddogM: is that fairy floss?
 Stormgod519: KITTY!
 Sheikun07: Kitteh!
ghyllnox: Probably with your lungs tbqh
penrose43: CAT!
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
 RainyMint: !badadvice
Jadaris:  
 DigitalSeahorse: though the miku teal part of it is rather alluring
ButButTheJesus: KITTYYY
theHazeSystem: @mercano82 see thats different for me. i kick with my right but like skateboard and everything else is left
 Stormgod519: !advice
  LRRbot: Move to protect the Tiny Drunks
shushu2539: cute cat  
ghyllnox: CAT
 LadyLockwood92: @redbassist It'd have to be Cloudussy to avoid confusion.
 Stormgod519: holy fuck!
 Stormgod519: @LadyLockwood92 cumulonibussy....
EvilDrReef: Just gotta throw mouths at the wall and see which ones stick
Lysander_salamander: this game is interestingly unusual
 Mattmitchell45: Oh, I should sign up for Wetly
 spethycakes: Nebulussy
Oscelot: @Stormgod519 pffff
 DigitalSeahorse: my ears are starting to ring
 Stormgod519: aaaaaa
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NewtyNewts: Teeth?!
 SomebodyNowhere: is that the back
 Stormgod519: why is he inhaling that?
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 DrLigmaPhD: So teal means back?
EvilDrReef: The Subway Sub approach
 Stormgod519: oh jeez nelly...
Oscelot: *snerk*
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
Oscelot: *claps*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the right answer
jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
 Stormgod519: unfortunately???
 Redbassist:  
 schordash: 
Oscelot: roflmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RainyMint: IAN
 NorthstarTex: HORNER!
ButButTheJesus: IAN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 schordash:  
 Stormgod519: HORNER!
 ArcOfTheConclave: consent the is continuous and enthusiastic!
 drewm1022: I don't think it exists.
DaxStrife: G-Lit sounds like some kind of gamer lighting rig.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
jacqui_lantern234: MICHELLE
 Stormgod519: is that Qbert?
Astramentha: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 schordash:  
 eric_christian_berg: A. Straw. Uh huh.
 Redbassist: Smort
Oscelot: @DaxStrife They'd never be able to find the remote to turn it on though
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SomebodyNowhere: dang
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 RainyMint: JUST SEND IT
ButButTheJesus: OM NOM
 schordash: soldier! 
 Stormgod519: im not okay
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mattmitchell45: THE COLORS, DUKE!
 LadyLockwood92: It looks like a breath weapon there.
 NorthstarTex: This is art.
sephchan: teeth are not a valid approach
 spethycakes: THIS is America
 DigitalSeahorse: cloud orgy
 Stormgod519:  
 Rhynerd: if only kathleem's was here too
EvilDrReef: This is definitely a cloud that works in marketing
 Rhynerd: that'd be a fun combo
 Stormgod519: Cloudy with a chance to eat balls...
ButButTheJesus: @Stormgod519 
 schordash: love the overlay where it just looks like mayhem and jordynne going 👍👍
 schordash: 
 Stormgod519: wooo, Jordynne!
 Stormgod519: ahhhhhhhhhhh
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, Jordynne!
Oscelot: GG Jordynne *clapclap*
 Stormgod519: why so many tentacles???
 schordash: 
 LadyLockwood92: Ding, grats
jacqui_lantern234: lets go jordynne!!!
 PharaohBender27: 690
 Stormgod519: Nelly got 2 tonight
 NewtyNewts: CooL If True
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Stormgod519: oh my face hurts
 Shadwhawk: Weird not ending on a quiplash
 Stormgod519: we ran out of time likely
patrick_stonecrusher:   
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
Oscelot: This wa fun, thanks folks
 lamina5432: Gnight
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/gallery/let-me-finish/b0de4f1b1f2be32857d5d5bc82fc0ca5
jacqui_lantern234: this was SO FUNNY XD
 Shadwhawk: Yeah, teeko always takes a long time
 LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream folks~
 Stormgod519: i will be watching the vod later too
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream, everyone!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 schordash: thanks for the fun time gang!  
 Stormgod519: lol
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 Stormgod519: !yt
 Stormgod519: oops
Oscelot: "The more I explain capitalism the worse it is" Accurate
 schordash: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
penrose43: thank you for the stream!
EvilDrReef: Bye!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot That's a good quote
 Stormgod519: jacked some box in that last game...
Oscelot: Night y'all
sephchan: that was the spiciest remark of the night
 schordash:  
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't freeze your baby.
  Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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jacqui_lantern234: @Stormgod519 oh boy did they 
 wifi12345678910: mine times
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LordZarano: And here's the TeeKO link again https://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko2/754a1b53d05cf4348fd7c2502701769d
 JuniorRoll: Thank you all!  SO glad to see some live show
Oscelot: @Stormgod519 Pfffff
 Stormgod519: craftoria mod pack
 pleonasticTautology: craftoria from victoria
 pleonasticTautology: james was very proud of that "joke"
 wifi12345678910: Craptopia. It has Blahaj and they haven't made one yet.
 HadesLeprechaun: very normal mini golf
 SnackPak_: 
 HadesLeprechaun: totally normal
 Stormgod519: Don't Dead, Open Inside
Lysander_salamander: wow cool
 rogerivany: micro golf?
 schordash: micro golf then?
MaddogM: smaller but doubled?
adept_nekomancer: smol golf.  smolf.
 SymphonySolstice: you get a hole in one and a nuclear reaction happens
 schordash: @rogerivany 
Oscelot: So seriously
ButButTheJesus: yep they're giving it its full weight 
 Stormgod519: Ben and Adam play with a voice changer for like 2 hours...
goombalax: last time they got into the game in less than half an hour, they really like it
 pleonasticTautology: to DEATH, bro
DoodlestheGreat: To shreds, you say?
 djalternative: warm achine
 LadyLockwood92: Warmachine Mentioned!!
Oscelot: Now if we could just combine the two...
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote jacob
  LRRbot: Quote #7115: "I'm being too clever for my own good." —Jacob [2020-08-10]
 Redbassist: And your comrade? To shreds you say?
 Stormgod519: !schedule
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 Stormgod519: !box
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 jae_dorian: oh nice, i like warmahordes
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, johkmil! (Today's storm count: 60)
 PharaohBender27: Look at that sad popsicle go!
 teddywhosabear: !
Oscelot: on man, that's gonna get purple all over the carpet
 Geldaran: @jae_dorian I'm interested to see what it is nmow, I understand there have been a couple of versions since I played and the IP has changed hands.
 Stormgod519: 
 Redbassist:   
 Stormgod519: Cheers Nelly 
 TheAinMAP: Moth
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3002 in the channel!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to dinodigger555!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to alynni8!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bearudite!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to EmoMcHipster!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Brutask!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to alynni8, dinodigger555, Bearudite, EmoMcHipster, and Brutask! (Today's storm count: 65)
EvilDrReef: I do love the little moth. THat's a good touch
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Stormgod519: nnnnnnice!
 DigitalSeahorse: mothslider! it likes your knees!
 Strebenherz: 200
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 Stormgod519: dabitsdabitsdabits
 Redbassist:  
 DigitalSeahorse:    chat and LRR
 PharaohBender27: 
  Texan_Reverend: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
  Texan_Reverend: !bsky
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Bluesky! You can follow the LRR account here: https://bsky.app/profile/loadingreadyrun.com Or find all the crew accounts here: https://go.bsky.app/7DVXzQh
ButButTheJesus: thamk strem!
 Stormgod519: gnight everyone!!!
  Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 schordash:   
shushu2539:  
Oscelot: Night chat, night folks. 
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
ButButTheJesus: Alex 
 Redbassist: 
 Stormgod519:   
  Sarah_Serinde: https://bsky.app/profile/kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social
 empyreon:   
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter I'm gonna be doing a pottery class in the spring \o/
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
 Stormgod519: thank you Sarah!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
EvilDrReef: Good night!
 spethycakes:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 pleonasticTautology: good night!
 Stormgod519: gnight!
 Redbassist: 
 DiscordianTokkan: G'niiiight
 Rhynerd: goodnight!
 DigitalSeahorse: alex has merch on his etsy
ghyllnox: Thanks for stream o/
Oscelot: Night friends o/
 Molladia: well I missed the end of that
 LordZarano: I was gonna post the TeeKO link again but yeah, buy Alex's merch instead!
 TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27: 
ThorSokar: night paul
head_cannon: G'night, Paul.
  Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Paul 
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote zebra
  LRRbot: Quote #4233: "I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes" —Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
SquidVorb: I needed that paul
 LostThePirate: Deep
ghyllnox: And also with you Paul
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna go wash my dishes loudly
 spethycakes: I'm a 70% brave bug
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnticingVictoriousJalapenoAMPTropPunch-FbrMFv5Tz_KJNMrU
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