Let's NOPE! | The Last of Us Part I

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 MyrddintheWizard: Is this new music?
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 neisan2112: Thats what I was thinking
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DideRobot: LRR: adam and ben are two fun-guys | get it | cause the mushrooms. | no but do you really get it | the morel of this is don't give these two shrooms access to a computer.  Unless it's insporetent | ok but you still look like you don't get it | https://www.Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114027847372452295
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 Stormgod519: well, too late for that...
mitomanox:   
 raulghoulia: I wonder if we are SOBs or Dillholes this time
  Juliamon: (we're trying to track down which specific tracks are still getting flagged by Twitch)
ButButTheJesus: @DideRobot gosh I don't get it pls explain
  Juliamon: Happy Little Graphs Killed Bob Ross
frank_the_great: Howdy chat, hope your nights are going well!
ButButTheJesus: I always knew graphs were evil
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 couchboyj:   
 TheAwkes: A toot written by a real fungi.
Orxolon: Good evening everyone!!
Orxolon: Let's high pitch!! Hahahha
 DaFhaye: sup yall
 saucemaster5000: I am here not talking about eastern europe cuisine, will someone give me a medal
The_Timo: Time for the spook'em boys?
  Juliamon: only if you give us some of that cuisine first
 Nigouki: waaaasssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
patrick_stonecrusher: Ew athletes foot!
 gamercat88: hehehe
 BusTed: gottem
 Forlorgen: 
 Kramburger: GOTTEM
 baltimore_667083: ah that's not very nice
ButButTheJesus: BEN
 Makrosian_Tay: GOTTEM
 Nigouki: just absolutely wrecked right from the start
Orxolon: Yeaaaahhhh
 baltimore_667083: hi adam! hi ben!
frank_the_great:   
ghyllnox: 
 TheWooglie: 
 MyrddintheWizard: Gottem!
 TheAwkes: From moment zero. Tone set.
 DaFhaye: What a twist
 Forlorgen: Give him a honk now!
 lamina5432: good sounding laugh as usual
 BrowneePointz: Adam, you need to rewatch Emperor's New Grooove
 ShaneLeeAtk: !y
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 betweenmyself: “My machinations lay undetected…” 
Fanklok: I missed nightcore Adam
 BrowneePointz: for Eartha Kitt doing EXACTLY that
 Kramburger: Visa vis
 gamercat88: i am flummoxed
 Stormgod519: i should join ya
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 brainbosh: Funny that Adam's mike doesnt get voice changed lol
 TheWooglie: amazon?
ButButTheJesus: eepy time
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm wearing that shirt now too
 Stormgod519: nice
 baltimore_667083: damn it now i wanna watch road quest again
 NorthstarTex: nice one
 baltimore_667083: 
patrick_stonecrusher: Adams closet
Fanklok: IM AT SOUP
 tehfewl: at soup
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 Stormgod519: very animated, the mic is today
 Mazrae: I just bought myself a LRR pride shirt
SnowBuddy18: it's got performance anxiety
Orxolon: Yeesssss
 NorthstarTex: store.loadingreadyrun.com is a strange thing to call the soup store
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilyObliviousBananaDancingBaby-FSUiM1XfU-7dK2oV
 Stormgod519: oh?
solarsheeptoken: can i buy the voice changer at lrr store
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's what he teared up about.
 tehfewl: can't wait to watch it on Friday
 tehfewl: in Chicago
 LostThePirate: Panicking?
 DaFhaye: Can't wait to see
 NotCainNorAbel: Let's GO!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm super excited
 Nigouki: do I have to watch monday through thursday nights before starting on this?
 betweenmyself: is Adam pumped for Saros (spiritual successor to Returnal)?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam, the man has a child, and all kinds of things to do
 xantos69: If you really wanted to roast him, you could just say "this seems fine, do you add the jokes in later in the editing process?"
ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralFineSalsifyPeanutButterJellyTime-TcIxHgujC05H4RXO
 Kramburger: That's why she and Adam get on so well, they're both bullies
 saucemaster5000: need to put your and out and say "no! it's MY scae"
 saucemaster5000: space
 RealGamerCow: Nicole being a bully is doubly funny considering they are not a large human
 Nigouki: who feeds the cat Ben?
 Nigouki: it's you isn't it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicole spends their days being professionally nice as a veterinary professional, therefore they bully the human friends
rabbitgta: Ben is second fiddle to the cat?maybe ben needs to be a cat boy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have three
 NotCainNorAbel: she still needs you; to take care of the cat when she isn't home
 TheWooglie: don't you cook?
Fanklok: Don't be silly Ben, they need you to pay for the cat stuff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I agree
 RealGamerCow: Cats do NOT love unconditionally. Not like dogs.
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm with Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love them
 ShaneLeeAtk: Especially the orange ones
 Stormgod519: my cat is right behind me right now
 Mazrae: But what about the noodles Ben (the snakes)
 Stormgod519: hes chill
Orxolon: I am more of a dog man
 spurius: cats are cats
ghyllnox: Imagine being jealous of something that shits in a box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are mean dogs too
 neisan2112: Cats are very particular
 enbycephalopod: cats love is absolutely conditional
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Mai_Andra: Yes, from a cat.  Cats like me, though...
 tr3ewitch88: No... I have a cat... she's a monster
frank_the_great: I shit in a bowl
 DaFhaye: You can shit in a box
 saucemaster5000: nothing stopping you
 korvys: Like shitting in a bowl is better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Humans shit in a bowl
 ShaneLeeAtk: We shit in bowls
 circusofkirkus: nothing's stopping you
 Kramburger: Cats are communal creatures, when me baby was little they'd make sure there was always one watching her
 Stormgod519: I like cats a lot
  bv310: I have been sitting down for twenty minutes. My dog has been trying to get attention and pets for roughly eighteen of those minutes
 gamercat88: i mean is someone stopping you from shitting in a box
 Stripe_dog: You can shit in a box right now, no promises on the second part.
patrick_stonecrusher: Good news
 xantos69: Hang on... who is claiming moral high ground over toilet vs a box?
 Stormgod519: also we shit in a bowl...
 lamina5432: we shit in a bowl so much better
altis39: Dogs also do not love unconditionally. My dog is hellbent on leaving us at any chance. 😂
 PhorrestGaze: it's life just a box?
 vinewood_og: You can shit in whatever you like Ben. There will just be consequences.
ItsThugDimmadome: Box, bowl, yomayto tomahto.
 Stormgod519: ummmm, Beej!!!
 saucemaster5000: WE GOTTA break out!!!
Mai_Andra: I wish dogs would shit it in a box, instead of expecting people to walk around behind them and pick it up...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej wouldn't be happy.
 tr3ewitch88: Please don't 😬
 DaFhaye: I can guarantee you that if you shit in a box eventually someone will clean it up
 Irsaan: Pretend the toilet is a sphere unaffected by friction or air resistance
Orxolon: We live un boxes
GreyThey: What's stopping you from using a litterbox, Ben?
frank_the_great: Get her in on it - EZ
 Stormgod519: the more you NO!
ButButTheJesus: blame it on James?
Syntheticuh: is "for the bit" a good enough reason?
 PhorrestGaze: "for the bit"
Fanklok: Kathleen would narc instantly
Syntheticuh: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: But what of the tarp budget?
 saucemaster5000: HR?
  bv310: "We did it for the lulz, Kathleen. Go with it"
 Scy_Anide: How many subs to take a shit?
 tr3ewitch88: 
altis39: "Why did Adam crush a watermelon with his legs?"
SnowBuddy18: chat said to
 PMAvers: "Well, you see, we were practicing a new Shame Inferno bit..."
 Stormgod519: probably?
 Cptasparagus: show hole
 Mazrae: Probably a lot of TOS issues
ghyllnox: Therefore it was our job to shit in this room
 Going_Medium: What if you do it tastefully?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is TOS violations planning the podcast
 tehfewl: the ass meta was pretty funny
 xantos69: so they place the camera... strategically?
frank_the_great: I have an idea to pitch
 vinewood_og: "Oh, THAT deuce? Nah that deuce was for charity."
Orxolon: I need names for a academic purposes xD
 ghizmou: so much time saved
squ3e: If  you shit on stream in a bikini Twitch said it was ok
patrick_stonecrusher: Im naked under my clothes
altis39: Ben and Adam stream nude when?
 Stormgod519: turns out the name Let's NOPE is reflective of the ideas being thrown around...
 tr3ewitch88: To be completely honest, I would much rather just see you and Adam stream topless.
ButButTheJesus: depends on what i ate
Mai_Andra: so... if you get the channel banned, will Kathleen think it's funny?
7gorobei: if the joke slaps, you must forgive the craps
 Stripe_dog: Ben has access to his own dev tools.
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 saucemaster5000: oh and I'M the WIERDO old man for taking fiber! 
 TheAwkes: Team Camp Clamp™
cutaos: i do that too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love watching Adam's brain catch up
 enbycephalopod: yeah something might grab you out of the pit toilet
  bv310: He calls a summit in the mind palace
 Stormgod519: lemme tell you: when you get used to having a washlet/bidet in your house, you hate going to a place without one
Fanklok: This is the third time you've learned this Adam
cutaos: not on purpose but just happens
 Stormgod519: washlets are so nice
 PMAvers: The floodgates open
 BusTed: open up the sluice
 betweenmyself: it’s like that play… Spiderman: Turn Off the Pool
 gamercat88: like a bear after hibernation
 Stormgod519: and going without one sucks
 electric_claire: It's called travel constipation
jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure 
 betweenmyself: *poop
 onetrueseth: Ben just pounds a bottle of pepto bismol
GreyThey: BM BM: Bowel Movement Board MEeting
 lamina5432: I do the same
 GasCityGaming: i don't consciously do it but my body doesn't like to do it for a day or two when i travel
 ghizmou: if you don't poo for a week, consult a doctor
 Cptasparagus: no poop pubtember
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More than 4 days is hospital territory ben
 Stripe_dog: @Fanklok Streamers have "streamer amnesia" where anything they say or do on stream is swiftly forgotten when the stream ends.
  bv310: Walk by his campsite, throw some cheese in, see what happens
 Stormgod519: oh god...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stripe_dog I think this is more for a very specific set of facts about his good friends
 electric_claire: When you have a big change in your amount of physical activity your body tends to stop you from pooping.
frank_the_great: Wasp or "wasp"?
 Stormgod519: i just crossed my legs
  Juliamon: eh, I go for a week without it regularly, and my doctor didn't seem at all concerned
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasp sting on the grundle
 GhostValv: WASPs are really the worst
 korvys: Massive problem, or massive wasps?
cutaos: adam Snake bite toilet
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: Wasp stands for Wet Ass Stinging Pussy...
 ghizmou: the trick is to not have a threatening gooch
 NotCainNorAbel: says the guy with a fear of getting bitten by a snake on the toilet
 Stormgod519: Thanks mods lol
 enbycephalopod: If a ben poops in the woods and no one is around to witness it...
 Going_Medium: Chances of inappropriate stings much lower if you never take your pants off.
twistedsylvan: speaking of woods pooping, I listened to the Not a Drop to Drink episodes with the poop demon, and it was even better than the highlights implied
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @cutaos Also scorpions in squat toilets in Central American rainforests (it was HORRIFYING)
 RealGamerCow: Oliver Tindall knows what happens in an outhouse in the woods when you go camping.
altis39: If Ben poops in the recording studio and only Kathleen is around to witness it...
Fanklok: Specifically yellow jackets, most wasps are totally chill
frank_the_great: That's brutal
 tehfewl: getting bit on the butt/down under when using a porta john is legit in the top 5 fears
 saucemaster5000: you won the game
Mai_Andra: bees make candy. wasps make murder.
 gamercat88: 
 betweenmyself: bees deny you your revenge
 ShaneLeeAtk: I had a yellow jacket hive swarm me when I was 4. My mom tells me U just kept saying I was watching them okay.
 Stormgod519: hya gamercat88
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @altis39 She immediately begins thinking about how to maximize her revenge
 saucemaster5000: it's the THREAT of a command grab
Fanklok: Just turn off the pain
 tr3ewitch88: What is this conversation? 🤣😅 
 Makrosian_Tay: Death to wasps!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tr3ewitch88 The Nopecast, where you both want to Nope out of the cast but can't look away
Orxolon: Human sized bees' Sting would be their ultimate
SnowBuddy18: 6ish now
noSmokeFire: wasps are also pretty chill if they're not, like, dehydrated and threatened. (which, same)
frank_the_great: God, I love Adam
 Nigouki: how far into Beerfest was this?
 WiJohn: My dad once took a drink of his beer and swallowed a wasp
ButButTheJesus: welp
 DaFhaye: That's a power move
 Stripe_dog: The aftermath of this event was on one of the Beerfest Vlogs
  bv310: "What do I do with this now"
 Scy_Anide: Is Adam a himbo?
 Kramburger: Do first and then think, I know the feeling
jacqui_lantern234: Himbo Adam strikes again XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WiJohn Did that require an ER visit?
Fanklok: Adam is the living embodiment of chivalry
 DiscordianTokkan: "I will help! ... Ow!"
 Orestes290: Adam sound like a top tier wingman
ActualFactual: I just skip the thinking, and simply do.
 WiJohn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah, stung him all the way down
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DiscordianTokkan I fixed SHIT
twistedsylvan: Have yall seen the clip of Sam Strippin diving into a pool with a wasp-infested grill?
jacqui_lantern234:  BENJAMIN
 RealGamerCow: Ben is a smoker, he is not faster than you
 Diabore: bens a power build
ActualFactual: Like, moral integrity, Ben?
 RatherLargeToad: That reminds me, Ian had a challenge for Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben you used to smoke
 ShaneLeeAtk: Burst strength
 Nigouki: I forget did Ben participate in that LRL olumpics where you had to run after a full stomach of milk?
 gamercat88: is this two legs or all fours running
 saucemaster5000: Ben's the sprinter not a shower
jacqui_lantern234: adam could probably beat me in a sprint, but im confident i can beat him in long distance running
  bv310: Let's Nope is really a whole special beast, eh?
 RatherLargeToad: Can you jump while only supported by your hands?
ActualFactual: I bet I can sit still for longer than either of these nerds.
Fanklok: Oh so now it's cool that we narc?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bv310 Yup
 RatherLargeToad: so use your hands to jump
  Juliamon: Right, the jump thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RatherLargeToad Like Rock Lee?
 e_bloc: this is the highest rated podcast
 saucemaster5000: which employee's 3 number security code do you need boys?
 GasCityGaming: you do one though
 raulghoulia: PLEASE
 GasCityGaming: it this
RebekahWSD: Nice
 DaFhaye: No it's actually a ton of fun listening to you two just talk
ActualFactual: "You could have a podcast" is a neg.
Orxolon: That would be awesome
jacqui_lantern234: OMG PLEASE
altis39: I heard Kathleen and Graham went on a date once but don't tell them I said it
 jessieimproved: this is the podcast
 RatherLargeToad: He tried to get Graham to do it, but he could not
  bv310: I would sub to that podcast so quick
Jadaris: YES please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just riff
 xantos69: I could get down with that.
 Stripe_dog: The Subwayverse Podcast
 SirMorek: this is the podcast though
The_Timo: Let's shoot the shit
cspacefeet: Oh I'd fucking love that
cspacefeet: This is what I come for
 electric_claire: I would listen to that podcast every night
 kimmibeans: Honestly, that would be pretty awesome
 ShaneLeeAtk: HELL yeah!
SnowBuddy18: I'd listen
 NotCainNorAbel: never been done before
 MitchTheQuaker: youre 2 white men in ur 30s you are legally obligated to have one
 MyrddintheWizard: "shut up and take my subscription!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You riffed about pudding for 40 odd minutes last stream
cspacefeet: I'M HERE FOR THE PERSONALITIES
 WiJohn: I don't feel like I hear enough about how the white man is doing
 saucemaster5000: two white dudes talking on the internet???? Holy shit this is like boss baby!
RebekahWSD: "The Boys Talk about Creepy Doll" "The Boys Talk About Random Sandwich Toppings" "The Boys Talk About Speedruns"
 gamercat88: but only if you talk with the high voice mic
jacqui_lantern234: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Kramburger: Two white dudes complaining about how you can't say anything anymore
  Juliamon: https://clips.twitch.tv/SillyShortPterodactylKeepo-uE2FW6oGY-MWFVCq?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed
Lysander_salamander: I'm so tired of that
  Juliamon: That's the challenge
altis39: Yeah sure I'm here for it
 brainbosh: Default comedy duo, one tall guy one not tall guy
 tr3ewitch88: But which one?  Of you, is the flabbergasted one
 tehfewl: one could be the funny one and the other is the straight man
 Diabore: oh my god yes, adam and ben with beej on on tech to just pull shit up
ButButTheJesus: anybody + Dan Ryckert
 DaFhaye: Damn really just called Adam a pod person
 SymphonySolstice: brother,
jacqui_lantern234: EXCUSE ME WHAT
 lamina5432: I got that lake short
 Makrosian_Tay: Jail
 enbycephalopod: Oh i know whomst ben is talking about
Master_Gunner: a "great" lake, even
 Makrosian_Tay: To jail immediately
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jail
 Thefluffiestguineapig: JAIL
 Diabore: motherfuck what
ButButTheJesus: !sir
 kimmibeans: This pains m
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Go back to second grade geography
Lysander_salamander: I guess that guy was homeschooled
 ShaneLeeAtk: Obviously American
twistedsylvan: are these guys American, perchance
 Cptasparagus: disingenuine?
ghyllnox: And it's usually freshwater if it's a lake
 xantos69: These people vote.  And there is your problem.
 betweenmyself: Ben and Adam’s True Crime Podcast would be great, just chock full off Adam saying, “Wait, what happened to the Lindberg Baby?  When did *this* happen!?!”
 GasCityGaming: i've seen those two dudes, they both seem dumb, neither of you are dumb
 Nigouki: "We keep this one deliberately ignorant for future profit"
 Makrosian_Tay: WHAT???
ladyjessica: reminds me of the “yes Joey” about iron being iron.
 ghizmou: @betweenmyself what do you mean he just murdered them
 Saintnex: We boo'd their asses tho
  valordarling: HELL YEAH WE DID
 neisan2112: There's definitely a good chunk that are just making those clips, not actually doing the podcast
 Kuhfeek: USA lost their last game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEAAAAHHHHH
mcbaseballface: sweeden is also there
  Juliamon: Yeah but America is down a player for the finals
 saucemaster5000: maybe try being more american, canada
 Saintnex: Also, we fought them like 3 times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please kick our asses
 DiscordianTokkan: So we got the Underdog tech
SnowBuddy18: and beat Sweden
 MitchTheQuaker: 3x fights right at the start
 circusofkirkus: @saucemaster5000 bad joke
 Makrosian_Tay: America is going to be EVER MORE UNBEARABLE if they beat us now
 BrowneePointz: good luck
 SymphonySolstice: oh the french
 BrowneePointz: actually
 Cptasparagus: no we want you to
  Juliamon: please kick our ass
 kimmibeans: Nah, we deserved it
 GasCityGaming: 3 fights in 9 seconds
ghyllnox: Please defeat us in sports
 gamercat88: no it was great, as an american it was great to hear the boo
 enbycephalopod: BEN, first 9 seconds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please hand us our entire ass
ButButTheJesus: oh I'd boo us
 PhorrestGaze: including any americans in attendance
 Makrosian_Tay: Even*
 gualdhar: first 9 seconds yeah
 e_bloc: as an American, I can't blame them
twistedsylvan: nah I respect it
 RatherLargeToad: hands were thrown
ButButTheJesus: fuck america
SnowBuddy18: not even a minute, 9 seconds
 NotCainNorAbel: no, boo us.  We know it isn't at us but at idiots
 GasCityGaming: Tkachuck brothers were 2 of the fights
 MitchTheQuaker: larkin scored thats my captain
ladyjessica: just think the Montreal audience belting out oh Canada was awesome.
 baltimore_667083: as an american i was on team canada
 circusofkirkus: this is the "don't get hurt" tournament
 Going_Medium: I'm ok with it.  We need to be booed.  Maybe it will help us learn.
NocturnalMissions: americans are hurt though so canada might take the final
 DaFhaye: It's not the only time that America's anthem has been boo'd the past couple weeks
SnowBuddy18: well, 2-1 and an empty net
 Saintnex: I expect SO much booing during the anthem
  valordarling: I'll boo our own anthem but I'm cheering for the team lmao
 saucemaster5000: (lesbe honest no one is rooting for US rn, and let's not go into it)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Going_Medium With the amount of booing, I think most of the americans in the audience were also booing
ladyjessica: like getting Montreal to sing o Canada is a feat.
patrick_stonecrusher: The President threatened to annex you. Boo 7s
patrick_stonecrusher: Us
 Diabore: its what, 5 canadian teams?
 NotCainNorAbel: american teams filled with Canadian players
 vinewood_og: I was saying Boo-urns....
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Teams in American cities, made up of Canadian players.
 Kuhfeek: A canadian team hasnt won the stanley cup in over 30 years
 e_bloc: 7 canadian teams aren't there
 GasCityGaming: 41% of nhl is Canadian
 kimmibeans: I mean, all you have is hockey, maple syrup, and poutine.
 Stripe_dog: Yes he did.
 hieroglyphica: No we're not
jacqui_lantern234: yes he did
Nickiatori: yes
 SymphonySolstice: unfortunately
 korvys: Continues to
 SirMorek: yeah, that's why the booing
RebekahWSD: Yes
 gamercat88: yup multiple times
 bo_brinkman: Sorry 
 Saintnex: YUP, he is absurd
 kimmibeans: Unfortunately, yes
 circusofkirkus: yes it's a fucking travesty
 hieroglyphica: Oh yeah, it's not you who's dumb, it's him
 saucemaster5000: let's not go there
SnowBuddy18: repeatedly
  Juliamon: The less we talk about that the better please
Lobo_Apache: Yeah... he's dumb as fuck
ghyllnox: Yuuuup
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're sorry
noSmokeFire: Canada, Panama, Greenland.......
GreyThey: Yes, and he seems to be very serious about it.
 e_bloc: thus please boo our anthem
 gamercat88: yeah sorry
 couchboyj: Repeatedly, to our eternal shame
altis39: If US wins do we take Vanada?
ButButTheJesus: Dumbest Timeline
 SirMorek: it ain't good
 Saintnex: keeps calling us the 51st state, and Governor Trudeau 
 Irsaan: Can I just come live up there with you guys? It sucks here.
 SymphonySolstice: also greenland yeah
  Juliamon: noSmokeFire don't forget Gaza
 spurius: well "real" I still find it funny they talk about at one state, like 4 time zones in one state? for some reason thats my pet peeve
GreyThey: It's gone from joke to not-joke very quickly.
 Going_Medium: We also don't believe it.  I'm sorry and fully support Canada in this.
 hieroglyphica: I would say the measuring contest was already going on and this just worsened it, but yes
Lysander_salamander: I think some of it is distraction, to keep the news from paying attention to some of the laws they're trying to pass
 Mazrae: No one wins we all lose
 Mathwyn: Let us all take a moment to scream into the void
  valordarling: LMAO
 quigonginnjuice: My favorite part is he wants to make Canada the 51st state. Like the whole country would just be one big ass state
 saucemaster5000: we really shouldn't -- this is a bad thing. We are fucked here rn
 SnackPak_: that's just cause he's an idiot
 hieroglyphica: Oh yeah, it's definitely a distraction!
 Nigouki: the dipstick forgot that America has never, ever won against an insurgency. Can you fukn imagine a Canadian insurgency on home soil?
 onetrueseth: He calls its the 51st state and opinion writers at the NYT are hard at work making him sound reasonable.
deskisdead: if theres one thing trump can do its make a petty little dig
ghyllnox: 
RebekahWSD: Shit's fucked
 xantos69: I am so very sorry about my country.  I swear it is not my fault.
ghyllnox: GOVERNOR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Political comedians are all now to the point where they are not writing jokes because they can't keep up
  Juliamon: Move on now please
 Irsaan: 
ButButTheJesus: 
 hieroglyphica: 👍
 e_bloc: and you can see the ocean
 gamercat88:   
 gibbousm: The really out there stuff is too distract from the actually problematic stuff
 SirMorek: 
jacqui_lantern234: o7
 neisan2112: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 shendaras: 
 quigonginnjuice: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: But I want to be taken over by Canada-senpai
 BrowneePointz: Ben, I'm so sorry for our weather
 enbycephalopod:   
 Irsaan: Looking forward to seeing you in Chicago!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Nigouki: 
ladyjessica: 
 saucemaster5000: GUYS listen to juliamon
 tr3ewitch88: It's a little embarrassing how delulu politicians can be 😅
YeomanAres: I wish I could join you under the rock
Lysander_salamander: 
   LoadingReadyRun: I can type suck my nuts assholes
ghyllnox: It's frikken cold in the midwest rn so have fun
 ghizmou:   
 Going_Medium:   
  Juliamon: fuck
 kimmibeans: Come to NYC! We're cool and have lots of things
Nickiatori: Ben keeper o knowledge
 Nigouki: wooooow
  Juliamon: I can't timeout the lrr acct
 Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun 
 Mathwyn: Ben, fount of all knowledge
   Anubis169: me either
ladyjessica: yes?
 kimmibeans: You can experience the magic of the subway
 Diabore: no its off
   Anubis169: that set off a highlight
 SirMorek: 
rabbitgta: Safe travels politics or not
Aenir798: No it was turned off
jacqui_lantern234: WE CAN EMOTE AS WE WISH XD
 enbycephalopod: Ben is the old wise man
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigh
twistedsylvan: I think you're better off not knowing all this shit
Veste: oh approximate knowledge of many things
 GasCityGaming: it's going to warm up 40 degrees in the next 2 days here -38 to +8
 Kramburger: Streamer mute thyself
 PMAvers: The Ben of Wisdom, what is your wisdom?
 NotCainNorAbel: when two people love each other very much
SnowBuddy18: that's just the ADHD experience
ghyllnox: Where do babies come from
 gamercat88: can hot dogs fly?
 Stormgod519: : 
Nickiatori: Ben is Santa real?
 betweenmyself: Ben, quick question…  WHY!?! 
ButButTheJesus: then how do you explain WHALES
 SymphonySolstice: nods sagely
 GasCityGaming: !advice
  LRRbot: Only the movements are free.
 Diabore: @gamercat88 depends how hard you throw them
 AmathySkellington: How do I build a rocket
jacqui_lantern234: @Kramburger shut the fuck up, kramburger XD (dont actually, ily)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Huevos Grande
 Irsaan: NAmen
Aenir798: Namaste
RebekahWSD: Ahmen
 Stormgod519: @ButButTheJesus just rewatched that recently lol
ButButTheJesus: ha ba ba.
 DiscordianTokkan: Nah, it's Tuesday
YeomanAres: Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he cannot eat it?
 gamercat88: @Diabore for science
frank_the_great: He doesn't miss
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Fanklok: Ben stay out of my brain, I also immediately went to taco tuesday
 Mazrae: Can you tell us your wisdom in the way of dog of wisdom?
 gamercat88: FREE :3
 ShaneLeeAtk: Santa is in a jar
optimalbook: We only let him free once a year
 Saintnex: @Ben how do I build a fair and honest Yuriko Commander deck? 
jacqui_lantern234: SO IS LIVING IN A JAR, ADAM
 couchboyj: If you found Santa in a jar in the woods....
 kimmibeans: Do you know how we discovered what causes stomach ulcers?
  bv310: Oh, so you'd free Santa from a doll, but you wouldn't free a faerie from a jar in the woods?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Ben, please explain my taxes
SnowBuddy18: but Adam, if you let Santa free, aren't you basically freeing a man from a jar?
JoeLowe2: Can I really ask you 3 questions?  Really?  Really?
 enbycephalopod: oh Ben of wisdom, who will the internet thirst over in Resident evil 9
 spurius: a robo-santa if you will
noSmokeFire: santa has no mouth but he must ho
Lobo_Apache: Ben apparently need to play/watch Detroit Become Human
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex By having a group of friends who agree that's ok and agree they can have a mono exile all creatures deck
 Irsaan: #FreeSanta
Aenir798: Santa was taken over by a fungus.
 Mathwyn: #freesanta
 Kramburger: My favourite santa bit is in comics when he sneaks into the villian's lair to give the coal
 NotCainNorAbel: Santa is Amazon?
DMGlol: He knew what he was getting into when he made the pact
 shendaras: Logistics is important.
 kimmibeans: #FREESANTA
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't get mad at the mail person
 Stormgod519: I see what Adam is saying, but also...
Nickiatori: #FreeSanta #BlameJames
 BrowneePointz: But yea Ben, as someone just a few hours from Chicago, where it is -13 wind chill right now, boy I don't envy y'all this weekend 
 hieroglyphica: I believe in iterative sapience, it's why I don't like Versed
Lobo_Apache: Okay, but real talk. People do get mad at the mail person. Someone tried to kill me on the job
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pay postal workers more
 couchboyj: But if you let Santa out of the doll, does that make YOU Santa?
 tr3ewitch88: 
 BrowneePointz: excuse me
 Saintnex: what, Krampus?
 BrowneePointz: the WINTER Wizard!
Mai_Andra: Jack Frost?
 SnackPak_: sexy santa
 BrowneePointz: J K Simmons
 Kramburger: Ugh
 ShaneLeeAtk: Red One
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YeomanAres: He breaks into all our houses and messes with our stuff
 Kramburger: Neither did anyone else
 saucemaster5000: it sure is a red one
 Mathwyn: The Rock played an Elf
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ice Wizard? Now you're making things up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lobo_Apache I'm so sorry that happened!!!!
 raulghoulia: orange M&M
 xantos69: What if he is?
SnowBuddy18: The Rock isn't Santa though
ladyjessica: it was dumb and silly and fun.
Aenir798: You take that back!
 Stormgod519: i mean...
 Orestes290: Spoilerd!
 BrowneePointz: Tim Allen doesn't get to be fake santa claus either
 hieroglyphica: @lobo_apache I'm so sorry to hear that. Someone threw a rock at me once, but I think they were mainly mad at my employer
 Stormgod519: lol
 gamercat88: LOL
Mai_Andra: wasn't Goldberg Santa?
rabbitgta: Tim Allen? The drug lord?
 NotCainNorAbel: Next you are going to tell me that Arnold isn't a Terminator
 betweenmyself: to be fair, Bill Goldberg was Santa a couple decades before the Rock 
 SquareDotCube: Can you distinguish Santa from Blorbo?
 BrowneePointz: Cuz of JTT Adam
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 BrowneePointz: it had JTT!
Aenir798: He used power tools.
 gamercat88: I had a poster of JTT
 Makrosian_Tay: WHAT???
 Stormgod519: wow
ButButTheJesus: yeah
patrick_stonecrusher: I watched. Neighbor best character
YeomanAres: I think the oldest son just ran a crypto scam
Lobo_Apache: @hieroglyphica  and @Thefluffiestguineapig I appreciate it! it was A TIME, but survived
 Kramburger: It wasn't terminal, it was just a rating grab
 BrowneePointz: Johnathan Taylor Thomas, star of the 90s who then just disappeared
 raulghoulia: Al Borland
 BrowneePointz: AL!
 Mathwyn: "Dad, I welcome the sweet embrace of death"
Aenir798: The guy behind the fence
ActualFactual: Ben did the kid die?
 tehfewl: richard karn
 CastleOtranto: Richard something?
 BrowneePointz: Richard Karn
 LostThePirate: He wasn't terminal, there was just the scare that the kid might have something that was.
Fanklok: Richard Karn
 janky_as_heck: it was family feud
 janky_as_heck: not price is right
 Forlorgen: family feud no PPr
 Kramburger: Richard Karn's Construct
 BrowneePointz: Look, I'm not SAYING Al is one of the reasons i'm Bi, but Al is 100% one of the reasons I'm Bi
ActualFactual: Then it wasn't terminal, was it?
 tr3ewitch88: This would be the strangest podcast 😅 poop,bees,podcast, hockey,santa,movies? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 GasCityGaming: He did not
 gamercat88: Yes!
Fanklok: Fake MTG fans here can't remember Richard Karn
 brainbosh: No, it was just a cancer scare or something
 Makrosian_Tay: Missed the boat on that
 saucemaster5000: I have a tim allen story -- My high school GF's Dad grew up in the same county as Tim Allen, and remembers arguing with him about cocaine prices to the point Allen threatened with a knife
 raulghoulia: Isn't that the T in TQ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tr3ewitch88 Honestly, I would have to go back and check to be sure
patrick_stonecrusher: Top angle
 BrowneePointz: And Will Friedle would go on to be Terry McGinnis in Batman Beyond
EvilBadman: The kid didn't die and the ad for that was then followed up with an ad for the Dana Carney Diet Mug Root Beer Comedy Show
 BrowneePointz: and also Lion-O
 MyrddintheWizard: @Fanklok Welp, I know the next commission I need to ask for...
 Masslost: dinosaurs was peak 90's tv
 Stormgod519: lul
ItsThugDimmadome: They named a Street Fighter tournament in Japan after her Kapa
 kimmibeans: Hey, I have adult students with the names Princess and Precious, so...
 vinewood_og: Same, Ben. Same.
 spurius: that ending
 DaFhaye: No she's misses head
 BrowneePointz: the writing is still VERY prescient
 betweenmyself: best sitcom is a tie between Dinosaurs and ALF (   )
 SnackPak_: it was better than it should have been
ActualFactual: Muppets are woke, Ben.
 BrowneePointz: that writing team was on fire
Aenir798: I was watching Dragon Ball
 GasCityGaming: Radioactive anyone?
 DaFhaye: Dinosaurs was pretty good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ActualFactual For real though
The_Timo: I remember that one
patrick_stonecrusher: It ends with climate change
 couchboyj: Holds up better than a lot of 90s stuff, Dinosaurs
 saucemaster5000: anyone remember widget the world watcher???
 GasCityGaming: YES!
 BrowneePointz: Do you remember the Disney Show So Weird where a girl ran a cryptid blog and her mom was a musician and it was like...tween Buffy?
 Orestes290: Yesssss
 BrowneePointz: GHOST WRITER!
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: YES
 NotCainNorAbel: ghostwriter was great
 xantos69: The Nick Cage movie?
 terribleplan: WORD!
 gamercat88: Yes Ghostwriter was so good
 BusTed: yeah
 Kuhfeek: I loved ghost writer
 gualdhar: DUUUUUDE
 MyrddintheWizard: YES!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh yeah!
 Orestes290: Aged here
 DiscordianTokkan: Ghostwriter yea
 saucemaster5000: Ghost writer was goated
 e_bloc: ghost writer slapped
 shendaras: Yeah
ladyjessica: ghost writer!!!
 TheWooglie: Ghostwriter was brilliant
RebekahWSD: Oh GOD Ghostwriter was my JAM
 jessieimproved: I watched ghost writer!
 chrono2x: I remember Ghost Writer
 raulghoulia: that show slapped
 couchboyj: 
 gualdhar: Ghostwriter was the shit!
 DiscordianTokkan: Up there with Wishbone
terminal_void: That was so good!
 Octonomicon: I remember ghost writer
 hieroglyphica: Oh wow! Send me back why don't you!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my ghosh
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YeomanAres: PBS show
NarishmaReborn: yeees
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember this
Riandisa: Ghostwriter was a great show
 Azralorne: I will forever remember the bubblegum episode
patrick_stonecrusher: PBS BAYBEE
 BrowneePointz: Kids solved mysteries with a Ghost that helped them find clues
 Masslost: good old pbs kids tv was wild
 LostThePirate: I LOVED that show and those books!
ladyjessica: the show was in like 4 episode arcs.
 tehfewl: i remember it, but didn't watch much
 SquareDotCube: It was a SatAM show
 onetrueseth: Ghostwriter, 3-2-1 contact, and Square One
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That shit was amazing
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ghostwriter was fantastic!
 GasCityGaming: it told you what was on TV in the Newspaper ben, we were not complex
 NotCainNorAbel: Charmed?
Sogheim: do not go digging into the identity of the ghost, it gets sad
EvilBadman: Here's the 17 second ad for that home improvement https://youtu.be/5swQiYjxn_U
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was based on a series of books
 Orestes290: Bill and Ted
ButButTheJesus: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/julia_stiles.jpg
 Stripe_dog: 90's show titles were either exactly what they said or incomprehnsible nonsense.
mcbaseballface: isnt that just doctor who?
Aenir798: Bill and Ted?
 BrowneePointz: Julia Stiles' first acting gig was on Ghost WRiter @LoadingReadyRun
 Ballistic_Meatball: somethign something treehouse?
Sogheim: Wishbone was a classic
The_Timo: there was a show like that yeah
 enbycephalopod: magic treehouse the book series
 Octonomicon: Time Squad?
 betweenmyself: I bring it up from time to time, but I am apparently the only person who remembers the “Encyclopedia” show on HBO 
 onetrueseth: There's a very meh HP lovecraft story that is basically that
 tr3ewitch88: I know what you're talking about.It's little geniuses I think
 NorthstarTex: Bill and ted for sure, gotta bring back Socrates
 Makrosian_Tay: Reading Rainbow? I dunno man
KeytarCat: @enbycephalopod that's what I was thinking
 CatTreeDreamCar: Oh man. I haven't heard Magic Treehouse in FOREVER.
frank_the_great: There's a shitty PragerU show with that concept
 NotCainNorAbel: fever dream
The_Timo: It was a show they could bring them forward in time for like a day or so
 CatTreeDreamCar: Loved those books.
rabbitgta: Mr peabody and sherman?
The_Timo: I remember the episode they brought back Emily Carr
patrick_stonecrusher: @betweenmyself go danc8n in yo7r boogie bones
 BrowneePointz: Also I'm not joking. Ghostwriter was Julia Stiles' first big acting gig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlj_GeKniA
Forgotten_Sanity: my nephews watch Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum which is basically that
 GasCityGaming: give Ben Franklin a Monster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or show him bifocals
 saucemaster5000: Go back and give queen elizabeth a red bull
ActualFactual: Not used to digesting plastic like ours are
 betweenmyself: @patrick_stonecrusher 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh you people are too good for kite and key now eh?
RebekahWSD: They'd be shocked, but I doubt die...right away
 NotCainNorAbel: @GasCityGaming Next on ABC
 spurius: the smell probably would drive them crazy
 jessieimproved: I hate to tell you that during Ben Franklin's time they had processed sugar
 DiscordianTokkan: Benjamin Franklin: Gamer
Lobo_Apache: So many people would lose their mind just watching up drink tap water
twistedsylvan: Show someone from the past our pantries and spice shelves, they'd think we're all royalty
 kimmibeans: Honestly, of all the founding fathers, I think Ben Franklin has the highest liklihood of not just surviving, but thriving in the present
rabbitgta: Was one of the characters a dog ben?
 GasCityGaming: Where is My Hammy and how many moons does it have?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: brother you need to look up how much sugar the Shakespearean people ate. Teeth literally fell off.
 onetrueseth: Their systems are infused with laudanum and bourbon, they'll be fine.
Fanklok: I'd send a keg of Monster back in time to some army barracks
 Scy_Anide: So, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventuer then?
ghyllnox: They had cocaine and rum and heroin, didn't they?
 BrowneePointz: Do you remember 90s show Big Wolf on Campus? (which is apparently a Canadian production)
 saucemaster5000: if da vinci showed up in your car via time travel, how do you start the convo?
 gamercat88: Frankenstien
 tehfewl: they were using cocaine for coughs, Monster wouldn't have done much
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam 
 Stormgod519: 18 diggity whatever was when my dad was born...
Nickiatori: Adam that was great!
 hieroglyphica: Wow Adam, I gotta recognize that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i think the amount of alcohol wouldn't freak them out as much and some of the preservatives like salt wouldn't be as surprising because that's just what they used
 BrowneePointz: or my sister's and I were OBSESSED with S Club 7 in Miami for some reason
 gualdhar: if Franklin had a way to have more sex with French women, he'd invent it for sure
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is a buffalo wing Mr Franklin
 SnackPak_: I think Benny Franklin could handle an energy drink, dude liked to party
Lobo_Apache: !updog
 Mathwyn: Franker Fuel
 kimmibeans: Bifocals
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Aenir798: He did a few things, yeah.
 kimmibeans: Daylight savings time
 jessieimproved: Hsh
 enbycephalopod: he was a lil freak that ben franks
 spurius: bifocals i think
 Nigouki: he banged a lot
 gibbousm: Woos stove
RebekahWSD: That he liked the ladies. A lot
noSmokeFire: benjamin franklin fucked nasty
 Kipstar: he tied LOTS of things to kites!
 raulghoulia: invented the stove and bifocals
cutaos: he fucked
YeomanAres: Lot of prostitutes
 Kuhfeek: invented the biofocles
 gibbousm: Ambassador to France
 Makrosian_Tay: Get his ass ben
 xantos69: He wrote that really great letter about how fluids drain downward.  (If you know you know)
 NotCainNorAbel: likely got syphilis
 MacbethSeemsSus: He helped found the US
 SymphonySolstice: get his ass
 Octonomicon: Tried to make the turkey Americas national bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lightning rod
 jessieimproved: I think about his trip to France during the American Revolution
Mai_Andra: American revolution... late 1700s
 hieroglyphica: Nooooo
NarishmaReborn: didn't he also sign on the declaration of independence?
noSmokeFire: oh! like the energy drink. not draculas
 rosesmcgee: That's strike 3 Franklin
 groulux: Benjamin franklin's Monster is an awesome joke Adam !!!
rabbitgta: Heard he liked to party
 GasCityGaming: I'm Ben Franklin and let's hear from Gamer Supps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He ensured we had an alliance we the French and got military superiority
 gamercat88: farmers almanac
 Stormgod519: is that how you get Syphilis?
JoeLowe2: Pretty sure Ben F invented the $100 bill
 raulghoulia: wanted the national bird to be the turkey
 lamina5432: I think he did the penny a day saying.
 BrowneePointz: Look Ben Franklin has a LOT of stuff to his name
 DiscordianTokkan: "What's UP Gamers, Benjamin Franklin here for GAMER SUPS"
 tr3ewitch88: I believe what you were thinking of as an I. V.
 vinewood_og: Isn't that just a Bill and Ted sequel?
ButButTheJesus: that's... not how...
 Orestes290: We wipe with seas shells
 SymphonySolstice: The Incident
 Stormgod519: does that mean our pee is stored in the balls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz He was a profound polymath
 saucemaster5000: a fluenza
Nickiatori: cause thats how the brittish drink
 SquareDotCube: Bifocals are attributed to Ben Franklin
 kimmibeans: I mean... IV caffeine drips are a thing
 Nigouki: i would not be surprised if Ben Franklin knew about boofing
KeytarCat: forcefem benny franks
Aenir798: yes they did
 BrowneePointz: Yes and no
 Makrosian_Tay: We're reaching levels of cursed...
 onetrueseth: Tell him it was the Y2K bug
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alright Mr Franklin we call this "speed running gout"
 Saintnex: kinda?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: yes and no
 gibbousm: Humors
 ghizmou: they used to butcher animals... so yes ?
ghyllnox: Kinda
 betweenmyself: we had to stop drinking through our mouths because we don’t have enough time in the day, BENJAMIN 
 gualdhar: they had Affluenza
 Stormgod519: afluenze, or bfluenza?
ButButTheJesus: un fluenza
 Mazrae: And then right before you send him back drink something the right way and watch him flip
 BrowneePointz: Digestive system, yes. Other Organ systems? not as much
 SquareDotCube: Influenza, outfluenza
 SymphonySolstice: to be fair they had so much fuckin disease back then anyone who lived  to be old was basically indestructible
patrick_stonecrusher: @betweenmyself boogie bones song from encyclopedia https://youtu.be/_pEGuZ4T9dM?si=SW5w_nG3Rila7NO0
Mai_Andra: a moss covered three handled family fluenza
 vinewood_og: "we're rolling back life expectancy!"
 Stormgod519: cheers to day drinking!
Nickiatori: chug chug chug!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was after one guy studied a man from his village who had a fistula that let him literally see into his stomach but that hadn't been widely publicized yet
 kimmibeans: Germ theory wasn't really a thing until the mid 1800s
 ShaneLeeAtk: Been has one drink
 onetrueseth: Ben reveals he was Mork the whole time.
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 BrowneePointz: but yea, without lionizing a founding father too much, Ben Franklin was a prodigious Polymath and was pretty much good at EVERYTHING he TRIED
 CastleOtranto: I tried making time in the day to drink during pando lockdown, but it just became the whole day.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So they knewe about stomach acid and things
 Masslost: can you image a Twitch channel where streamers roleplay historical figures and play modern games and events.
 tr3ewitch88: Didn't?  We cover not tickling co-workers last week?
Mai_Andra: ♫ poops today ♪
 PMAvers: *points* "that's the poop water."
 Stormgod519: now, secret bathroom? or washlet bathroom?
Nickiatori: why did ben poop in the live studio?
 Octonomicon: I can't drink through my mouth while I watch this show, because I nearly spit my soda out
jacqui_lantern234: "in that room over there! called Adams Office!" 
 Stormgod519: the washlet is so nice. Highly recommend using it!
CypherRaze: bidets are so good though
 BrowneePointz: A Bidet is just french for "Wasp of the Water"
 saucemaster5000: how will the toilet know who to shoot?
 betweenmyself: @patrick_stonecrusher chain reaction song from encyclopedia https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8E2XKB4qw
  Juliamon: Ben's taint is tougher than you
RebekahWSD: lmfao
 MacbethSeemsSus: That feels like a weird cold war way to assassinate someone
 SymphonySolstice: he's a freak. a Clean Freak
 gamercat88: this has been very educational stream
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 Stripe_dog: Just to feel something
 SnackPak_: good for you, Ben
rabbitgta: Sherman and peabody is my bet for the tike travel show ben was talking about.
KeytarCat: Turns out your body is pretty well waterproof
 Stormgod519: Washlet is so nice
 Makrosian_Tay: Ok, actual question: what,k procedurally, does the bidet add? I poop, I wipe, I flush. It's simple enough already!
 saucemaster5000: does adam think they have a rocket pressure amount of energy in the bidet
 Stormgod519: !findquote drinking fountain
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
CypherRaze: I want my assholes BLASTED.
 Stormgod519: dammit
ButButTheJesus: look sometimes you need high psi
 DaVeganPolice: iron what? 😳
 BrowneePointz: Ben wants that jet so high it goes right through and turns him into a Human Dolphin
 Mr_Bitterness: Ben sat down and said, "More power!" then he did the TIm Allen Grunt
 Stormgod519: we didnt put Heather saying "It's like a drinking fountain for your ass"
 NotCainNorAbel: Ben's going to the bathroom with a supersoaker
 Stormgod519: BEN
ButButTheJesus: BEN
 kimmibeans: If the bidet malfunctions and it super-soaks your asshole, isn't that just an enema?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BENJAMIN
 ghizmou: pressure washer simulator is more than a video game
Mai_Andra: what if the heat fails and it's 12 degrees outside...
 shendaras: 
 hieroglyphica: Y, y is this happening
jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Leebo140: Should I be concerned that the game hasn’t started yet? I left for Chickfila 40 mins ago
Morrigan9: dear lord
 Masslost: ben loves that baja blast to the asshole it seems
 Nigouki: next TTSF - Ian upgrades the bidet's pump
  Juliamon: Leebo140 nah this is normal
jacqui_lantern234: BEAR BENDING 
 gamercat88: Bear bending
 Stripe_dog: BEARBENDING
 tr3ewitch88: Why are we bending bears?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 Stormgod519: Graham, the last bearbender!
 BrowneePointz: bearbending is when you post thirst traps on social media
frank_the_great: Q4 2025 - Avatar set confirmed
ActualFactual: Ben wants to see some bear bending, ifyanowatimean
 terribleplan: Pharaoh Bending?
 Orestes290: Officially changed
 MyrddintheWizard: Bearbending is a great read
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
 BrowneePointz: queer social media*
Morrigan9: everything was fine until teh bidet nation attacked
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Stormgod519: okay i'd pay to watch that
 hb8u: they do some of that in bg3
Leebo140: @juliamon Good point, this is normal
NarishmaReborn: id watch it
NimrodXIV: Captain Planet changed
 hieroglyphica: Yessss
ButButTheJesus: 
solarsheeptoken: only in canada
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fire nation would have fled before the power of BEAR
twistedsylvan: those nomads NEVER would have folded
 Mr_Bitterness: You know the Bear Nomads would have put up a better fight!
 MacbethSeemsSus: We have no bears to bend!
rabbitgta: Ben would be a fart bender
 tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
 LostThePirate: The Bear Nomads 
ghyllnox: Bearbending is why Ben makes sure that butthole is clean 
 tehfewl: bear bending is just playing FFV
 betweenmyself: the ability to manipulate tire mascots: Bibenduming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just hucking bears
 gamercat88: honestly id watch that anime
jacqui_lantern234: IM LOSING MY SHIT XD
 Stormgod519: oh fuck im gonna start dying again
 ghizmou: yoga for bear
ButButTheJesus: "By your powers combined, I am Captain PlanBRRRRRRAAAA"
 BrowneePointz: URSINE CHIROPRACTY!?
 DaVeganPolice: there bear
 Stormgod519: im still too sick for this
Fanklok: You can use blood bending on a bear
 Octonomicon: Ursine chiropractors
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 MyrddintheWizard: 10/10 no notes
 xantos69: Not YET Ben
 SquareDotCube: What's angrier than a bear? A bear on fire
twistedsylvan: welcome to the highlight reel I guess
 Stormgod519: lol @NotCainNorAbel thank you!!!
 TheWooglie: I've heard of an animal physio
ButButTheJesus: aw cute
 tr3ewitch88: Can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
noSmokeFire: chiropracty is NOT a science and can seriously fuck you up
 ghizmou: they don't show the ones where the animal bites back
 DaVeganPolice: i'm not  i do not trust chiros
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horse chiroprachy is really a lot
 BrowneePointz: oh no, it's NOT great for you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 Diabore: oh total pseudo science
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is not fantastic
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Nigouki: oh it's supremely shady and dangerous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You should get a medical massage
 Cptasparagus: a ghost taught a guy chiropractic in the 1800s
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, chiropractic is definitely pseudoscience
 BrowneePointz: chakra massage
 shendaras: It is not great and can cause serious problems to you.
 SymphonySolstice: [note: chiropracty doesn't help long-term and can lead to more problems]
 BrowneePointz: Reiki is Chakra Massage
 hb8u: fixing your chakras
 NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig are you telling me that this chiropractor is a horse?
 skrt_01: The issue is you constantly go back, so it's not really helping anything
 Stormgod519: take his face.... off...
KeytarCat: reiki is spirit bending
 ShaneLeeAtk: Aura massage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That shit hurts like a mother fucker but it WORKS
Fanklok: Even Serge knew what reiki was
 Kramburger: The problem with chiropracters is when they do damage to their patients, especially children
 Orestes290: Placebos a b*$^
 hieroglyphica: Yeah it's mostly like a gentle swooshing and hair comb
twistedsylvan: it's a bastardization of some old East Asian spiritual practices
 Nigouki: only thing I trust to massage my aura is the bidet
ButButTheJesus: the weefees
 GasCityGaming: One of these days is Ben jist gonna make junk up yo get Adam?
 Strebenherz: 100 this conversation has gone places and i'm down for the nonsense
KWardJenx: psychosomatic relief, but do no harm I guess
twistedsylvan: and people PAY for that
  Juliamon: my aunt is a "certified reiki master"
 tehfewl: look up some reiki on youtube, its good asmr stuff
 hieroglyphica: My roommate used to practice on me, it is soothing? Not much else though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @twistedsylvan It's white people misunderstanding and thought "i can do it better"
 BrowneePointz: It's PEAK Certified Wypipo moment
 betweenmyself: it’s $30 an hour for repeated “Got Your NOOOOSE”
patrick_stonecrusher: "Got your nose Chakra!"
ItsThugDimmadome: I'd rather just get a cupping massage.
 tr3ewitch88: I just want adorable cat therapy to be covered by all insurance.
 Stripe_dog: @Fanklok The bounds of what Serge does and does not know are random and ineffable
ItsThugDimmadome: @patrick_stonecrusher 
mulligan2six: Is she baptized?
The_Timo: they'll sell anything lol
  Juliamon: no, she's Jewish
 BrowneePointz: yea as a form of meditation it's fine
 lamina5432: my cousin got her reiki cert i think
 Stormgod519: feels like my cat does that
mulligan2six: Is she circumsized?
 hb8u: always thought it was like an excuse to relax, i mean you're relaxing ofc it's gonna do wonders
 BrowneePointz: when does as snake oil is when it gets my goat
 hieroglyphica: So far acupuncture had been the best for my nerves, I recommend, otherwise massage is the next most effective
 saucemaster5000: I do love paying someone to annoy me
 Kramburger: I like to perform Reiki is on the leaves on my lawn
 gamercat88: that would be a good podcast
 Mr_Bitterness: Adam's just slapping people's hands away
 jessieimproved: psychosomatics are real
 DiscordianTokkan: "I'm not touching youuuuuuu" the massage
 Nigouki: that sounds like a bully going "I'm not touching you!"
 betweenmyself: I’m not touching yoooooooou…  Feel better?
 BrowneePointz: Adam, your Root Chakra seems very violent
 hieroglyphica: Throw hands!! 🤚
 ShaneLeeAtk: I know a reiki master who claims her spirit guide is Nikola Tesla. I am kind of jealous.
twistedsylvan: That's kind of where I'm at. Like, spiritual or psych practice/ supplemetary help? You do you. Cancer treatment? No, give me the chemicals
 ghizmou: ben just messing up adam's chakras because he's not certified
 baltimore_667083: same Ben
 lannersong: good mental health is a powerful ally
 MacbethSeemsSus: But what about reiki for bears?
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam would finally punch someone in that case
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real if chiropractic stuff makes you feel better then get a medical massage, you feel like hell for 2-4 days but you feel amazing for 3-4 weeks and it helps to reset your muscles after surgeries and things
thesimbiote: In the US, you can't touch people when you do Reiki unless you're ordained and can legally lay on hands
JoeLowe2: What's next? 'Stop hitting yourself' therapy
 saucemaster5000: some sleep, some no sleep, think about wife
 BrowneePointz: yea as long as folks aren't using it as a placebo when they need ACTUAL! MEDICAL! HELP! then again, I grew up with a Medical Professional Parent
 gamercat88: now i want to try searching for bear bending videos but also scared
 Makrosian_Tay: Omg, ben are you me? I did that freakin THIS MORNING
 Orestes290: Raw doggin
ItsThugDimmadome: Man, now I want a scalp massage.
Lobo_Apache: I listen to the same song for hours until I fall asleep. Currently it's Glass Animals: Wonderful Nothing
 DaFhaye: I do things till I pass out. I can't just fall asleep
 kimmibeans: I do the same thing Ben does. My current sleepy-time game is TCG Shop Simulator
 SymphonySolstice: Do Not
 Stormgod519: wait what?
  Juliamon: Oh god don't
jacqui_lantern234: DO NOT
 saucemaster5000: really don't
 tehfewl: Don't
 BrowneePointz: Minh is about to burst in here and yell at you
ItsThugDimmadome: That's a scam dude.
 Stormgod519: what is that??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 terribleplan: First episode of the podcast?
 PMAvers: I would love to do that, but when I'm lying down for bed it's like 8-9 AM and so everyone is being noisy and light is coming in from outside
 NorthstarTex: NO DON'T
jacqui_lantern234: its SUPER dangerous and SUCH a scam
 ghizmou: it's not
  Juliamon: That'll fuck you up WORSE
 xantos69: Legit not good bro
 SymphonySolstice: you could rip your eardrums out
 hieroglyphica: It's pretty bad for you
 DiscordianTokkan: It's the OPPOSITE of good
 SymphonySolstice: do not pass go
 NotCainNorAbel: first one is free
patrick_stonecrusher: Scam at best injury at worst
ItsThugDimmadome: Would you do heroin JUST ONE TIME?
 Stormgod519: lol
 ghizmou: I do like to watch the ear cleaning tik toks though
 MrSarkhan: 
 lannersong: ah good - the control group
 MAPBoardgames: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:25.
  Pharmacistjudge: I’m pulling over on the side of the road to say this.  No. hell no.
 Stripe_dog: !updog
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then it starts bleeding
 LordZarano: Chiropractic AND Osteopathy are both provably just placebo. Physiotherapy is the only real one for muscles & bones. But also, placebo is WAY more powerful than most people think, and they still work even if you know it's placebo
 betweenmyself: let’s go do netti pots and have brain eating parasites consume all the bad memories 
 Stormgod519: no, the better bit is you pretend you can hear NOW THAT they took it out....
  Juliamon: thank you Minh
 onetrueseth: Why not just try trepanning one time?
thesimbiote: Ear candling is a scam, for real. But you can get your ears cleaned by an audiologist
 BrowneePointz: You made Pharmicist Judge STOP his CAR
 hieroglyphica: I do warm, previously boiled water for a rinse sometimes
ItsThugDimmadome: I mean, I just dug out a piece of ear wax the size of my pinky nail. I have no high ground lol.
 Stormgod519: @Pharmacistjudge thank you!
 baltimore_667083: WHAT massages?
KWardJenx: That's a stabbing, Ben
 DaFhaye: I've done that
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm sorry, WHAT??
 Orestes290: No
 Saintnex: oh yea, Ive seen that
Zu_o: @KWardJenx proffesional stabbistry
twistedsylvan: @LordZarano I believe for some reason, placebo is also more powerful in the US than in other regions?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, there's dry needling
 RatherLargeToad: Stab-you-puncture
CypherRaze: the fuck kind of stuff is Ben looking at online??
 Stormgod519: just pretend that, if they take it out, now that eardrum works and you can hear from it...
 gamercat88: but feet have to be covered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dry needling also really is unpleasant but works
 SnackPak_: that is how it works
 NotCainNorAbel: just get a massage!
Fanklok: Ben, you need  permission slip from Nicole to do anything
 lannersong: word
Aenir798: "relax"???
  bv310: Honestly, just have Adam go to a bunch of the weirdest pseudoscience we can find and then report back for your Podcast
ItsThugDimmadome: Sounds like my algorithim tbh.
 saucemaster5000: ffs people just masturbate
thesimbiote: Wet and dry needling are great for pain
twistedsylvan: MOOD
 Saintnex: honestly, hard same Ben
  bv310: Y'all are a ferry ride from Vancouver, that's chock-full of weird
 hieroglyphica: I feel it. Apparently my alopecia is stress, so I'm trying whatever too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am also constantly stressed but I just deep dive weird lore video
Zu_o: Ben should try killing the president of malaysia
 Nigouki: external world is nothing but more stress, stop looking at it!
 BrowneePointz: If you want ear cleaning, an audiologist can do it, OR you can get actual soft rubber spiralized q tips DESIGNED to clean without injuring your ear
CypherRaze: something tells me, knifing would NOT help with stress
 Stormgod519: i dont get to tune in for this stream often, so this is new for me lol
 kimmibeans: I listen to murder podcasts 
jacqui_lantern234: you heard it here first. ben likes his balls cupped 
 Kramburger: heh cupping balls
 Stormgod519: is that a new record for starting?
 xantos69: @saucemaster5000 You are correct.  It is free.  Your body literally gave you a "feel better now" button.
thunderkenku: Makes sense, when you do games for work it doesn't exactly destress you much
KWardJenx: Boom - 45 minute podcast!
frank_the_great: !updog
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cspacefeet: HUGE Dota patch just dropped, I'm reading it now
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne, just cut that and make the podcase
 baltimore_667083: video games are strictly prohibited here
Mai_Andra: there was a horror movie in the last decade that specifically show that to be untrue... (that blanket is safe)
ActualFactual: 47 minut... dammit
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm sorry guys...I do like the video games...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Or an ENT (ear nose and throat specialist) would be the only other acceptable alternative
 Stripe_dog: checkpont
 BrowneePointz: PAP PORP PAT PAP
 Going_Medium: Have you tried Game of Graces.  Good old timey game.
 BrowneePointz: Dota 2 is super fun, it also has a learning CLIFF
 BusTed: 👀
 GasCityGaming: Popguy in Saskatchewan
ActualFactual: I did a doubletake when I tuned in
patrick_stonecrusher: PepsiMan!!!
 Diabore: the legally distinct is a stretch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PEPSIMAAAAAAAAN
RebekahWSD: I legit thought Sodaman was literally Death Must Die but a mod you were running, Adam
 Nigouki: @GasCityGaming Let's Nope Express but it's just the podcast parts so you have to go through the game part too and pick out the continued conversations
ActualFactual: Yeah sure
 Makrosian_Tay: Game's like, mega quiet
 DaFhaye: Oh I haven't touched that game in a second
thunderkenku: Great, now you have to walk around with wet pants
 circusofkirkus: makes Minecraft a better game
 SnackPak_: it doesn't
 rosesmcgee: Is that where they got the name Sodaman? From the sound the armor guy makes when he dies in Death Must Die?
  Juliamon: it's 3D Terraria
 circusofkirkus: it adds gameplay
 GasCityGaming: crafting trees
 ShaneLeeAtk: Minecraft is just fractals now
 baltimore_667083: and the wither
 Makrosian_Tay: Ah, I can hear the game now
 Stripe_dog: Minecraft has a few entirely optional bosses
 Makrosian_Tay: Boat Goes binted
 SymphonySolstice: Ship Guy is a good aesthetic
Fanklok: Ben, did you ever get the name of that Mustard?
CypherRaze: a man made of boats.
 lannersong: that's a good vibe
ladyjessica: put a little boat under my pillow for the boat man
 baltimore_667083: feesh!
 Orestes290: Can you poop on boats?
 DaFhaye: I figured you'd be scared to touch a fish
ActualFactual: Innsmouth Ben, they would call him
 DaVeganPolice: good fishing in quebec
 circusofkirkus: with a shanty or on a bucket?
 tr3ewitch88: But did you enjoy it?
 RatherLargeToad: I was a walrus
 GasCityGaming: we had to go ice fishing for grade 7.....
solarsheeptoken: bens fishy
 RatherLargeToad: Koo koo ka choo
patrick_stonecrusher: They got a whole deck for poopin
 YFiddler: 
 Kramburger: Ben if you love fishing so much, do you have any 10s?
 Makrosian_Tay: Teach man fish and he...starve--not starve
rabbitgta: Buy ben a fresh fish, I want to see him gut it
 baltimore_667083: that’s the whole point of noodling
Aenir798: Afraid of fish? He has a zoo at his house!
 lamina5432: i've caught an over 100 pound fish once
 NotCainNorAbel: work is typically early, like before 07:00 early
Veste: mako tsunami but street fighter
 BrowneePointz: I have a fear of fish hooks after having to get one surgically removed from my finger in Kindergarten
 tr3ewitch88: 😅
 SymphonySolstice: which street fighter character is the most Fish Guy
 PMAvers: Ben sitting out on a frozen lake with a CRT, and in the middle of the match it just falls through the ice.
twistedsylvan: @SymphonySolstice I mean, Blanka, right?
 GasCityGaming: here's video of my old career *cut to clip of you talking about poop*
 SymphonySolstice: fair
 DaVeganPolice: hehehee
ActualFactual: gottem
ItsThugDimmadome: 
 Mathwyn: Thats why we place 2 quarters on the eyes of the dead, to play against the ferryman
  Juliamon: Ken imo
Orxolon: I don't eat anything From the sea
 lannersong: nice
 Xerodin: are these fighting matchups on console controllers or arcade stands?
 Diabore: thats where whales pee!
Zu_o: shrimp is bugs
 Stormgod519: well when ya sea food, ya eat it
frank_the_great: In high school I worked for the harbormaster, and one time some guys caught a 600lb tuna
Veste: if i ate stuff from the bay, i'd be baygan
TinkerTezz: Freshwater fish tastes like swamp to me, so I just cant.
 xantos69: That must frustrate your wife!  HEY OH!
ItsThugDimmadome: @Zu_o Tasty bugs
 ghizmou: doesn't everything come from the sea from evolution and shit
 tehfewl: shrimp is delicious bugs
 tr3ewitch88: Cows can indeed swim.
patrick_stonecrusher: Shrimp is tasty bugs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ItsThugDimmadome Agreed
rabbitgta: Moose can swim
 DaFhaye: No that's a man
 Stormgod519: well if Swiss Family Robinson has taught me anything...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rabbitgta Yup
 BrowneePointz: I don't think so?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 BrowneePointz: Manatee are protected
 Nigouki: iirc there's some videos of cows on beaches and they just get zoomies like doggos on beaches
 BrowneePointz: so no
 betweenmyself: cows are famously unable to walk downstairs underwater 
 Stormgod519: they are protected
Orxolon: I almost died From a Spine and since then even the smell makes me sick
 tr3ewitch88: Manatees are protected.
KWardJenx: Manatee would eat you if it had the chance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alligators will leave manatees alone
 SnackPak_: 
 Saintnex: hehehe
patrick_stonecrusher: I once ate a dollar
 DaVeganPolice: boooooo
 Stormgod519: booooooooo
ObjectPermanence: hey yo!
 baltimore_667083: god damn it Adam
 raulghoulia: from the Batman Forever soundtrack
 saucemaster5000: hoooooraaaay
TinkerTezz: Manatee id assume would be ocean beef
 couchboyj: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
frank_the_great: Best Super Bowl commercial this year
rabbitgta: 
 gamercat88: seal did a mt. dew commercial
 DaVeganPolice: I can only support you so far
ActualFactual: clapping like a seal?
 BrowneePointz: yes Inuit and other First Nations/Indigenous people's in arctic locales eat seal to STAY! ALIVE! Adam
Fanklok: No no, they're funny this week
 DrAegirinePyrope: I laughed at that
 DaFhaye: BABEEE Put down that knife!
  bv310: I was saying booourns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KWardJenx No, they can't, they don't have the appropriate mouth structure. I mean, they could nibble maybe
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
Lobo_Apache: that wasn't clapping, that was my dummy thicc
mulligan2six: I pushed air sharply out my nose
Leebo140: Adam I thought that joke was very funny, keep up the good work
ObjectPermanence: and YES ppl ate manatee
 betweenmyself: Seal apparently hates that song
 jessieimproved: and we're never gonna survive, unless, we stop gettin eaten
 DaVeganPolice: 🤔
 tr3ewitch88: It's IL.  Legal to even touch Manatee
Orxolon: Cause we never never gonnasa surviiiive
 BrowneePointz: Manatee are protected
 saucemaster5000: people eat ants
ItsThugDimmadome: Like hell I'll stop.
 kimmibeans: Every time I hear that song I flash back to learning how to waltz to it in high school
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 BrowneePointz: it's illegal to even touch wild manatees
 enbycephalopod: there was that superbowl commercial where they meale Seal a seal
ObjectPermanence: 1893
 Diabore: ben wants to know if its ok to start eating manatee again
 gamercat88: tom
ItsThugDimmadome: lIke Paramore and Misery Business?
 baltimore_667083: thom yorke yea
 ghizmou: tommy tom tom
KWardJenx: @Thefluffiestguineapig No kidding... It's a Simpson reference to the episode when Lisa became a vegan
 saucemaster5000: yeah but radiohead hates radiohead
 SymphonySolstice: thomas yorkton
frank_the_great: This thing that I created that everyone loves that made me millions of dollars? Fucking hate it
 baltimore_667083: it’s pronounced E2 steam engine 
KeytarCat: Rob Thomas has said in interviews that he changes the station when his music comes on
 terribleplan: Thomas the Yorke Engine
 Stormgod519: Unironically like Thomas the Tank Engine lol. the first 7 seasons are just good
 Diabore: @frank_the_great if you hear anything enough youll hate it
deskisdead: just realizing thom yorke's name has TWO silent letters. greedy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KWardJenx Oh, sorry, I have never seen any Simpsons at all
 I_Am_Clockwork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWxr3ma2MRw
 lannersong: sounds like a supernatural fan
 MacbethSeemsSus: Speaking of, what's the over/under on how long the Oasis tour lasts?
 vinewood_og: facts
 DaVeganPolice: speak your shit, monarch
Sogheim: I was not a fan of the puppets in the jukebox
 baltimore_667083: @stormgod519 you are correct. as soon as HIT’s influence came to be it went to hell
 Stormgod519: the first 7 seasons were great. the rest kind of just leaned into the "kids show" side of things
ItsThugDimmadome: @Stormgod519 Was George Carlin Mr Conductor for all of them?
noSmokeFire: Thomas the Tank Engine Shippunden
 BrowneePointz: Phantom Chug
Fanklok: Mr Conductor is a little freak ass weirdo
 BrowneePointz: Caboose Tendency
 jessieimproved: George Carlin and Ringo Starr
 DarknessKingCoH: Remember when they buried that one engine alive?
KeytarCat: Steel Rail Run
 Stormgod519: @ItsThugDimmadome he did the first 5 for the U.S., and Alec Baldwin did 6 and 7
 Makrosian_Tay: Game's a little quiet
twistedsylvan: Steel Steam Run
 GasCityGaming: in England they call him the Fat Conductor
 baltimore_667083: nope
 BrowneePointz: no George Carlin
 enbycephalopod: Ben, are you aware of the 1994 childrens show Jay the Jet plane
 BrowneePointz: he was the Conductor
 Stormgod519: Mr conductor
ladyjessica: the episode where they brick in that train forever is dark
ItsThugDimmadome: @Stormgod519 Sick
ObjectPermanence: my male stripper name is Mr Toppem Hat
 Stormgod519: George Carlin narrated the first 5 seasons
thunderkenku: Please
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: wow
 SymphonySolstice: fuckin jay jay
 BrowneePointz: and it was early 3d animation, and it's HORRIFYING
 Stormgod519: Jay jay was a wild show
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ItsThugDimmadome: boooooooooooooo
 Stormgod519: oooo
Aenir798: you just unlocked a memory
 awildshen: yeah
CypherRaze: based take
 baltimore_667083: Ben, the producer of that show also worked on Thomas
 BrowneePointz: the REAL goat was Timmy the Tooth
Sogheim: unfamiliar with that one
 TheAwkes: Halifax's very own.
Master_Gunner: being from Halifax, I gotta agree with my boy Teddy
Zu_o: Thomas the tank engine always felt like it was on rails
 awildshen: theo the tugboat, the GOAT
 Stormgod519: theo was good, yeah
 public_key_reveal_party: is this just because it was a canadian show?
 DaVeganPolice: could you beat Theodore in a Bo5?
 enbycephalopod: Oh yup I remeber that show now
 itsr67: wassup
 hieroglyphica: I mean, I love rivers fo sho, but you can't deny how amazing planes are
 baltimore_667083: so I guess he knows Percy Takes The Plunge bear 
 Grithga: Didn't Theodore the Tugboat like... sink a couple months ago?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ellie I swan to John
 itsr67: damn
KWardJenx: His credentials check. Ben's a boat guy
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 baltimore_667083: best*
 saucemaster5000: bo5 poop once a day
Fanklok: Ben would you move to Innsmouth?
 DaFhaye: I forget. Theodore the tugboat was  a short for another show right?
 xantos69: Phrasing?
 DaVeganPolice:  damn, theo got hands
ladyjessica: gameplay
frank_the_great: What are you, my ex?
 GasCityGaming: theodore had a crane sometimes i thought?
 shendaras: Only one who knows how to swim
Forgotten_Sanity: All theo does now is sink
 baltimore_667083: Theodore tugboat came after Tugs
 saucemaster5000: I hear the sex is scaled down
Lobo_Apache: you heard it here folks. Ben doessn'tfuck fishmen
 gamercat88: merman dad, merman
drcthulu: they're man fish
 vinewood_og: so they're fish centaurs?
ladyjessica: menfish?
 DrAegirinePyrope: So are mermaids then human people?
 BrowneePointz: Also of all the Lovecraft stories that one can PARTICULARLY get chucked into the sea
 Makrosian_Tay: @saucemaster5000 10/10 no notes
 DrAegirinePyrope: if not fish people
 lannersong: sound logic
 onetrueseth: Move to Caprona?
 tr3ewitch88: Just don't touch the manatee... its illegal 😅 but definitely look up manatee hugs diver
 NotCainNorAbel: a centar
Sogheim: remember, it's "merfolk," not "mer-kin"
 xantos69: I heard the bottom half of Adam is all sausage already.
 saucemaster5000: call the centaur BY THEIR NAME
 raulghoulia: werewolf
 circusofkirkus: I don't know, I'd ask their name
 enbycephalopod: Adam, everyone whos seen the canadian documentary Stargate Atlantis knows that Atlantis is in space
  bv310: I would call him "sir" and ask for a ride
 Grithga: Half man, half man
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: animal is the modifier
 DaFhaye: Yeah it's always animal first
 terribleplan: Half man, half man, all man.
Zu_o: What if amputees are just part bacteria?
Fanklok: What about half centaur half satyr?
 baltimore_667083: but what about stargate Atlanta-wait that’s just the airport
 10of9: Dang it, I just got that song out of my head
 NotCainNorAbel: filled with pork
 DaFhaye: I would of just closed the door
EvilBadman: They mean it's all over Grindr
 DrAegirinePyrope: Going for the twofer
thesimbiote: Centaur is more like three-quarters of a horse, half man
 GasCityGaming: why they dance like those people from that Goths dancing video?
 itira: evening gamers
 saucemaster5000: how do centaurs wipe their ass after daily poop
 DaVeganPolice: asuh itira
 SymphonySolstice: it's called the last of us adam
 saucemaster5000: oh her itiria
 tr3ewitch88: So we, the bottom half is a horse and the top part is a cow?
frank_the_great: Genocide run, let's gooo
 hieroglyphica: I mean, it IS a mercy
 MacbethSeemsSus: since the tontine
ghyllnox: @saucemaster5000 Same way horses do
Sogheim: this isn't Bioshock, not everyone has to die
thunderkenku: It's called the last of us not the last of them
 Grithga: Half Minotaur, half centaur. You either end up all horse or all human
   Anubis169: WetDNS
Fanklok: Leave one to tell the tale
   Anubis169: gah, dropped the sub to that one
 DaFhaye: How do you know you are saving quality?
frank_the_great: Half fungus zombie half man
   Anubis169: it's soaking in here
 betweenmyself: if only Ben could bludgeon zombies with small boats, he could combine his two lifelong passions
 Cptasparagus: could two centaurs have a child thats just a horse?
 BrowneePointz: "Welp they turned into Santa. time to fucking die jolly red asshole"
 gualdhar: imagine a truffle fighting back
 NotCainNorAbel: just because it isn't the life you want doesn't mean you need to end their life
noSmokeFire: Ben, have you played Dredge?
frank_the_great: It's an I am Legend scenario, and you're the monster
 BrowneePointz: @noSmokeFire yes
 DaVeganPolice: barnacles are the mushrooms of the sea
mulligan2six: Ben 'Seaman' Ulmer
 SymphonySolstice: all you have to do is punch a shark once in a while
patrick_stonecrusher: "Trust, the fungus"
 saucemaster5000: "I've played raft!""""
EvilBadman: Big blue watery road
 saucemaster5000: @patrick_stonecrusher you...
 BrowneePointz: SPEAKING of Fishing....did you see the FF Cards Ben?
 DaVeganPolice: Ben should play PoE... he could send boats 
Nickiatori: I have 99 fishing in runescape on 2 accounts
 itsr67: sic em
 DrAegirinePyrope: Clearly you need a better computer
TinkerTezz: FF cards look fun, especially the giant Cactuar
 DaVeganPolice: 😈
 shendaras: 
 saucemaster5000: GET HIS ASS
 GasCityGaming: I work at Best Buy...just saying
 itsr67: LOL
 Strebenherz: eleven thousand?  not enough
patrick_stonecrusher: Adams third monitor moment
 itsr67: look i'm super happy giant cactuar is in
 itsr67: good ff8 refrence
Nickiatori: I want to give the cactuar lifelink
 BrowneePointz: you can use Ormos to make a GIANT Sphinx
 RatherLargeToad: Cactuar and Tend the Pests
 Stormgod519: hmmm
Fanklok: My wife thinks Jumbo Cactuar is going to get banned in commander
 DaFhaye: I wish the Final Fantasy cards didn't start selling out already
Manitu_25: that cactus is sooo silly
 itsr67: cactuar swords to plowshares is p funny
 Stormgod519: sac the new cactus to greater good
 BrowneePointz: Ormos. whenever you'd draw a card with no cards left instead it gets a counter
ActualFactual: You need a special robot arm to hold your hand for you
 Seth_Erickson: it'd be 10000 cards, because it has 1 power normally
 Cptasparagus: !card battle of wits
  LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
 BrowneePointz: BIG big sphinx
 Cptasparagus: for adam's help
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming You should ask ian what weird things he might want to take apart for his Button or Device for DB or for LRRMans
TinkerTezz: Just Jace/LabMan it
 saucemaster5000: just gimme an ultros ff6 card
 BrowneePointz: it's just 7 mana Green Blightsteel
 Grithga: I see no way that a 10000/7 could possibly go wrong
 itsr67: I think it's just got player deathtouch and that's it
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm going to die to it every time, and I'm going to laugh
 tehfewl: the 7mana 1/7 abyss
 GasCityGaming: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooo that is an idea!
 itsr67: they're doing flip cards
 WiJohn: Tera's one of the commanders
 DaFhaye: There is a Terra card
OmnipotentTrevor: It should have at least had to exert to do that or something
 lannersong: that IS lame
 brainbosh: It has to be attacking to get the bonus attack, right?
 BrowneePointz: we don't have her main set card yet
 ghizmou: there will be more than 1 terra card
Nickiatori: it is better alesha
 itsr67: tera is a commander and is possibly in the set
 Seth_Erickson: she may flip
 Muddy_Thunder: Terra of Kingdom Hearts?
 drrek0: Idk, if you can play a 7 drop and attack with it, you should be winning anyway. And it doesn't even come with trample.
 Seth_Erickson: there are some flip cards
 Robot_Bones: its a commander card there may still be another
mulligan2six: Not even an avatar type
Orxolon: Never thought i would live in a world with a card with 10000 attack WITHOUT any combo
 BrowneePointz: FLIP Cecil
 Forlorgen: Every art in her deck is from FF6
 BrowneePointz: and he's a 1 mana 2/3
 itsr67: Cecil is so edgey
 itsr67: and great
 Robot_Bones: we doo ben
 BrowneePointz: Adam he's a 1 mana 2/3
 RatherLargeToad: I like Cecil 
letsbelgo: cecil is cooool
 tehfewl: as a 4 stan, cecil is great
 public_key_reveal_party: wow
 DaFhaye: Cecil looks so good
 DaVeganPolice:  bro how
 Stormgod519: wait what???
Nickiatori: BEN FF4 IS MY JAM do not disrespect Cecil!
 Seth_Erickson: he does deal damage to you when he hits people
 Stormgod519: whyyyyy?
 BrowneePointz: and he flips into a 4/4 lifelinker
 ghizmou: and he flips into a 4/4
 Makrosian_Tay: THERE"S MORE TEXT you know
 DaFhaye: Also Sin is pretty good
 itsr67: you lose life when he hits anything
Fanklok: What's the downside?
 CypherRaze: I mean have you seen the Tonberry?
twistedsylvan: I also really like the Tonberry
 DaVeganPolice: life is a resource, we swing
 Strebenherz: oh hey ben, have you seen the emet card?
 BrowneePointz: other
 itsr67: all other
 DaFhaye: All
 CypherRaze: 2/1 with first strike and deathtouch
 Seth_Erickson: !card Cecil,
  LRRbot: Cecily, Haunted Mage [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/5] | Your maximum hand size is eleven. / Whenever Cecily, Haunted Mage attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Then if you have eleven or more cards in your hand, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost. / Friends forever
 BrowneePointz: not him
 Forlorgen: all other
TinkerTezz: All other
  Pharmacistjudge: the problem I have with Terra is she’s not Esper and doesn’t have Morph.
 WiJohn: Nah other and only when attacking
 tehfewl: tonberry is a banger
 RatherLargeToad: all other attacking creatures
 BrowneePointz: FLIP YAWGMOTH'S WILL!
 BrowneePointz: LET'S GO BABY!
 itsr67: there's gonna be a LOT of 14 cards
 Strebenherz: IT'S SO FLAVOR GOOD
  Juliamon: yshtinky
 BrowneePointz: Adam...Emet flips into a 6/6 Yawgmoth's Will
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 baltimore_667083: football!
 Seth_Erickson: Yshtola haters on the rise
 DaFhaye: I'm sorry Y'shtola is the most popular character from 14
Sogheim: I'm sitting here looking for FF8 characters, I don't think there's gonna be any
thunderkenku: you monster
 SymphonySolstice: jesus
 Stormgod519: wooooooooow
Manitu_25: LMAO
 Grithga: Final Fantasy doesn't exist in the apocalypse
Nickiatori: Ben you would like FFX it has big kingdom hearts vibes and it has blitzball
 saucemaster5000: helll yeah
trebuchetboy: The Giant Cactuar is so busted I love him
 BusTed: 😬
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
 BrowneePointz: Wow that ball paid the Fisher-Price
thunderkenku: booooooo
 Robot_Bones: But Ball is Life
 baltimore_667083: Ben imma have to give you a yellow card for that
 Stormgod519: Someone's mad he couldnt shoot those cups over...
letsbelgo: 
Orxolon: If that Is the Cactuar print I'm afraid of how Marlboro Is gonna be
 NorthstarTex: Boooooooooo D:
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon   
frank_the_great: Man is the real monster
 public_key_reveal_party: ben really bringing out his inner adam
 DaVeganPolice: football is death 
  Juliamon: get in the cosy coupe dammit
trebuchetboy: My 10000/7 precious boy will be king
Lobo_Apache: @DaVeganPolice but Football is also Life!
 tr3ewitch88: I didn't think the ball would actually pop😅
frank_the_great: Name one
 Makrosian_Tay: Doubt
 baltimore_667083: correction-that is worthy of a straight red
Manitu_25: ben you still playing gladiator?
 BrowneePointz: if i could find them now
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableSteamyHerdPartyTime-1soNM1rhVA0aT_H_
 DaFhaye: The FF7 deck looks really fun
 BrowneePointz: things would be better
 Stormgod519: electric avenue?
 DaVeganPolice: @Lobo_Apache mainly football is life
LightspeedSloth: The Last of Us? The Last of Fun.
 BrowneePointz: they would leave this town, and run forever
drcthulu: Don't you kill everyone you can in games?
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnjoyableTangibleMarrowDatBoi-zdFMagHVVILWImZj
Nickiatori: speaking of FF and Ball games FFX has blitzball and the Tidus commander from it looks cool
 Seth_Erickson: Adam loves to save the people you don't normally like in Video Games
frank_the_great: 
 public_key_reveal_party: I think firing a gun at the soccer ball would be a red card in most actual soccer matches
 Seth_Erickson: it's well documented
 LostThePirate: Dangit Adam, not Ocean Avenue is gonna be stuck in my head all night 
TinkerTezz: What weapons will the Loud Boys be running in Wilds?
 Kramburger: Well....
 tehfewl: thats why i only draft on arena
 BusTed: Until Dawn only in name
 LostThePirate: *now
 saucemaster5000: oh noes
Orxolon: Whaaaaattt!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're welcome to come jam alchemy with me and my jank alchemy deck
  Juliamon: booooo
 BrowneePointz: Also Sin seems right up your goofy Graveyard ways Ben
 public_key_reveal_party: so the opposite of the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: boooooooooo
 BrowneePointz: Happy Death Day is fantastic
frank_the_great: The movie looks great fun, but I'm disappointed that it's not a faithful adaptation
 DaVeganPolice: happy death day goated
 HadesLeprechaun: Time travel to represent the different choices you can make in the game, but eeeeeh
Fanklok: Groundhog Day is horror
EvilBadman: It's like time loop cabin in woods with different killers
 saucemaster5000: wtf adam, really man?
 baltimore_667083: dammit Adam!
 tr3ewitch88: But it didn't look like it would be that bad
 itira: Adam everything is your fault duh
 DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz It looks so fun
 Seth_Erickson: unbelievable this guy Adam
 Robot_Bones: its in the middle of our street
 baltimore_667083: natural disasters are not your fault
 tehfewl: don't let anyone tell you different, Yellowcard is from Florida
 saucemaster5000: I blame adam for (pulls out list)
frank_the_great: You guys get judged together, just like chat is
 itira: oh no sorry thats James
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: Heard Ben say "this is our house" and my brain filled in "in the middle of the street"
 Robot_Bones: @baltimore_667083 do we know that for sure
 tr3ewitch88: Nah sometimes we all say BEN!
 Seth_Erickson: remember those waves you made in the ocean last summer?
 Seth_Erickson: tsunami
Fanklok: I just want to say that I, Ferisar, think Adam is cool and correct and never in the wrong
 Nigouki: being handsome isn't your fault, that's on your parents
 DaFhaye: Do yall recommend a mask for magiccon?
 public_key_reveal_party: one always lies the other always lies but doesn't realize it's not true
 saucemaster5000: man, matt said something that made me really question my support of adam
Aenir798: "He started it"
 Nigouki: @DaFhaye this has been an awful flu and covid season so far so very much mask
ghyllnox: 
Orxolon: Did Graham EVER scold you?
 dumbo3k: Shotgun Shit is a cursed sentence
thunderkenku: I have room for these three bricks, but no shells
 tr3ewitch88: @public_key_reveal_party So  Wait there the card guys from the labyrinth?
Aenir798: Cried for how long?
 Seth_Erickson: seems like a conflict of interests
 saucemaster5000: if you not scolded in life, you are a weirdo
 tr3ewitch88: They're *
 circusofkirkus: We're you really scolded if it wasn't made into content
 SymphonySolstice: bossfriend or friendboss
frank_the_great: Canada is a magical place
 Stormgod519: what was that look?
 Stormgod519: lol
 Strebenherz: frienemy
 Makrosian_Tay: That's what I wanna know
 BusTed: 
EvilBadman: Graham pointed a knife at me and it wasn't entirely a threat so, y'know man of contrasts
 DaFhaye: @Nigouki Okay appreciate it. I haven't really done anything social in a while
Fanklok: Bring up the clip of "he's out boss not or friend"
thunderkenku: buuuuuut...
 gualdhar: no friends among the capitalist class comrade! they own our labour, but never our souls!
 saucemaster5000: it was a bide check!
LightspeedSloth: How bad did you feel when Graham said he was disappointed?
 bo_brinkman: Chat communists are here to tell you the boss is not your friend
 circusofkirkus: that's entrapment
 enbycephalopod: I hope theres secretly a wizard hat with boss embroidered on it that graham and paul put on when theyre in boss mode
 xantos69: It is undercover boss all along
 Stormgod519: bursts through like the Kool-Aid man
 BusTed: The walls collapse, you're in a constructed set
drcthulu: undercover boss
 dumbo3k: Undercover Boss xD
 NotCainNorAbel: @Fanklok https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SilkyRespectfulHornetTBTacoLeft-6zABBsPvVNbL15xa
 Stormgod519: oh that has to be a crapshot
TinkerTezz: The he's my boss and my friend thing reminded me of the "You did a good job organizing that room" thing from highlights forever ago
 Stormgod519: Undercover boss, LRR edition
 SymphonySolstice: 
frank_the_great: BEN
 Stormgod519: 
thunderkenku: lol
Aenir798: damn
 baltimore_667083: exactly ben!
 public_key_reveal_party: 
Nickiatori: BEN
 itira: 
 Stormgod519: this is a crapshot
Sogheim: didn't they do that crapshot?
 dumbo3k: @Stormgod519 I think there was one, where there were 3 undercovers
EvilBadman: But what if two eye patches too
 CypherRaze: checkmate
 Stormgod519: @dumbo3k okay
frank_the_great: He simply needs to show up in a greenscreen suit
 public_key_reveal_party: sorta
 Stormgod519: did that get done?
Manitu_25: have you ever seen graham and lazav in the same room? me neither.
Aenir798: Which crapshot?
 Stormgod519: if not, we should
 Kramburger: It was written at a panel
TinkerTezz: "You could be shit at it" lmao
 saucemaster5000: so that means ben is smart for thinking of the crapshot
 Stormgod519: wow
 BrowneePointz: I WAS LITERALLY MAKING THAT JOKE
 Stormgod519: beat me to that joke
 NotCainNorAbel: @TinkerTezz https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BumblingWittyLocustHassanChop-GVz_eeGY-kiiKml7
noSmokeFire: not much, what's lazav with you?
Fanklok: Lasagna is the Dimir guild leader
 betweenmyself: who’s Lasav?  “Exactly”
 saucemaster5000: have we ever seen Adam and John Krasinski in the same room?
 Stormgod519: @NotCainNorAbel love this clip
 circusofkirkus: don't cum to the jokes
 itira: youre TRAINED?
 Strebenherz: professional monkey
 WiJohn: If he doesn't you get his job
 raulghoulia: trained by whom? were they accredited?
Manitu_25: noted: adam always comes first heh
 BrowneePointz: Adam...are you tempting my stupid joke quickdraw speed?
 NotCainNorAbel: Come
mulligan2six: Adam is famously known for coming to things quick
 itira: now stay there
 tr3ewitch88: Good boy?
mulligan2six: @Manitu_25 Same braincell
 Stormgod519: uh oh
 Stormgod519: too dizzy?
 Stormgod519: wooow
thunderkenku: good boy
 Strebenherz: shoulda pushed ben off his chair
frank_the_great: We found the line
TinkerTezz: @notcainnorabel exactly that yes! XD
 kimmibeans: What does he get as a treat?
thunderkenku: still can
 Stormgod519: oh no
 dumbo3k: You need to Beg to fix the mic!
frank_the_great: Hit him with the high pitch
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicBovineCattleMikeHogu-ELe7YWp8dUgsAnT2
 DaFhaye: Oh no we can't hear Adam
 Stormgod519: oh
 Stormgod519: there we go
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MistyAnimatedPizzaPupper-2yBbCzt_kpDS9in5
 BrowneePointz: Wha Habba?
 Stormgod519: Ben's mic worked...
 tr3ewitch88: You broke it adam...how dare you
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousHomelyBasenjiNononoCat-V8gjY9cRmrjzk58S
letsbelgo: graham is gonna be mad now
thunderkenku: Oh good, we can't hear adam
 Stormgod519: there we go
Aenir798: I can't believe Ben broke Adam's mic
EvilBadman: Mics are for good boys only it seems
Orxolon: Have you seen 4 brothers?the bad guy makes a Man eat like a dog
Manitu_25: oh well, those 20sec were nice
 DaFhaye: Damn that arm
EvilBadman: @manitu_25 Turn your monitor on
 NotCainNorAbel: another one?
 Strebenherz: @adam shoulder feeling better?
 betweenmyself: I would suggest you two do a Castlevania rewatch podcast, but that would require Adam actually watching it, which would destroy his brand
 itira: show us the numbers Adam
 Forlorgen: but what about the gains adam? is it worth the gains?
 baltimore_667083: it’s all ogre now
Fanklok: Isn't it called Fuck My Life?
 NotCainNorAbel: is it over 100?
 itira: fuuuu my life is ruinged
 itira: i cant even spell!
 Muddy_Thunder: is it at least 2 pounds?
 kimmibeans: How many German Shepherds?
Aenir798: 101?
 Stormgod519: o7
 DaVeganPolice: RUINGED
 dumbo3k: get flanked, nerd!
 Stormgod519: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: parnets!
Nickiatori: Adam hates us he knows we love numbers
 baltimore_667083: parnets!
EvilBadman: 101 Dalmatians is a fucked up thing to make someone lift
 Makrosian_Tay: Parents!
 itira: im an embarassment
 Strebenherz: pfffffffffffffft
Jadaris: Minor spelling error!!
Orxolon: Hahahahah
Veste: welcome to earf
 Stormgod519: Kakona, brother!
 Strebenherz: when the party rolls a one on stealth
 I_Am_Clockwork: as a constant parnets sufferer, you have my condolences
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Minor spelling error
 SymphonySolstice: typo in the group chat, get their ass
 Kramburger: Ruinged City is my favourite Dark Souls DLC
 itira: jesus...
  Pharmacistjudge: Adam will post on instagram eventually
 Muddy_Thunder: Hey Adam and Ben, y'all excited for The Thing and Johnny Storm?
ButButTheJesus: "listen up zombies, here's all my ammo, bein wasted"
 circusofkirkus: that's a lot of money
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dear lord
 vinewood_og: in a row?
 baltimore_667083: but what is that in Canadian dollars
Manitu_25: rambo ben -> best ben
letsbelgo: that is one ball
Fanklok: Welcome to the club Itira
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like when I used to do an hour of no stirrups exercises
 NotCainNorAbel: and for my next trick, I'll walk tomorrow
 betweenmyself: smash cut to two months from now when Ben can’t clear the end game for want of two soccer bullets and some ceiling buckshot
 kimmibeans: That's about 750 German Shepherds!
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Orxolon: Infected!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You shot my ass after I did 90 minutes of leg day you fuck!!!
 Kramburger: Adam u ok bro?
 NotCainNorAbel: @kimmibeans thank you for the conversion
Fanklok: I'm doing a reload week
ActualFactual: Mental note not to hang out with Adam.
 DaVeganPolice: RUINGED
 DaVeganPolice: ah fuck
 SymphonySolstice: kramburger is too normal
 DaVeganPolice: i wa sin the wrong window, sorry itira
 Forlorgen: Youll never be weird to us Adam
 tr3ewitch88: So I've decided we totally need a LRR shirt that just says "what do you mean!?"
 couchboyj: Adam's not playing Dark Cloud 2 is he?
TinkerTezz: Youre not being weird Adam. You're being Adam, you saying you're being weird is mean.
 Orestes290: The man will grab a wasp for you!
 Stormgod519: head on?
 Forlorgen: I want adam at MC Chicago
 Stormgod519: apply directly to forehead?
ActualFactual: Not all of us love boats like you do, Ben
noSmokeFire: I wouldn't hang out with adam only because it seems really parasocial
 DaFhaye: That gun is so silly
EvilBadman: Ben is Big Yachty
Nickiatori: thats what she said
 LostThePirate: Adam seems like one of the most interesting folks on the LRR Crew to hang out with for an evening, but I also respect that Adam wants nothing to do with us when he's off the air XD
 DaFhaye: I would play games with Adam.
TinkerTezz: Ikr?
 SymphonySolstice: there's so many zombors in the sewer
 I_Am_Clockwork: there have been many shotgun pistols made through human history, few, if any of them were good ideas
Orxolon: We are not picking the ammo then?
 terribleplan: The 2 round mags strike me as... odd
TinkerTezz: Id love to play Monster Hunter Wilds with Adam and Ben, but then definitely make sure they have quiet time to chillax
 SnackPak_: 
Orxolon: I know
Manitu_25: dominance: asserted
 NotCainNorAbel: now, do I clip that now or go back later?
EvilBadman: Left ammo as a breadcrumb back to Grandma's
 Cptasparagus: that is one dead wall
 Strebenherz: Ellie looking at all this like "WHUT"
 SymphonySolstice: shots wasted: 7
 DaFhaye: I'm sorry one more time. I missed one of those shots
 bo_brinkman: Waze just asked if I need directions to a shelter. Ominous.
 BrowneePointz: Convince people in the office to play it
TinkerTezz: Hell yeah, you know what weapons you'll be running?
 DaVeganPolice: 👀 yo?
drcthulu: toot toot
 dumbo3k: doot doot?
 DaFhaye: The benchmark is great
 DaFhaye: Oh you play longsword?
TinkerTezz: Well you get 2 weapons
 Kramburger: But you can have TWO weapons now
 gualdhar: Adam doots, Ben boops
Orxolon: Flail then
 CaptinOfBeez: GS all day erry day
 dumbo3k: I like Gunlance. It is pointy stick that go BOOM
TinkerTezz: I plan on running Lance and Horn
 SymphonySolstice: doot in stereo
 UnkeptFlea: double dooter is the way
noSmokeFire: the benchmark is kind of wonky. it's making some weird assumptions
 CaptinOfBeez: since OG MH
Fanklok: Wow look at the cool guy, with his friends
 circusofkirkus: can you play Wonderwall
 DaFhaye: I play Greatsword. Your gun can't stop me
 BrowneePointz: i mean I was a glaive main but i hate the changes in Wilds for it
 Larkonus: "Let me play you the 8 songs of my people."
EvilBadman: Horny on Mon
 DaFhaye: WO WO WO
TinkerTezz: Just do Radahn the whole game xD
 Kramburger: TELL EM ADAM
 CaptinOfBeez: HH is hammer that doots
noSmokeFire: horn got some amazing buffs
 DaFhaye: STINKY
 Kramburger: TALK YOUR SHIT
KeytarCat: Two in each hand!
 SnackPak_: hot monhun takes tonight
 MyrddintheWizard: Adam Doots as he pleases
 UnkeptFlea: double dual blades! general grievous gaming
 DaFhaye: What about Charge blade?
 betweenmyself: will players need to be on the same level of NG+ to group? 
 saucemaster5000: tf adam calling me out like that
 tr3ewitch88: 
 DaVeganPolice: based
 awildshen: Charge blade my beloved
 DaFhaye: Oh Tekken the superior fighting game
 LostThePirate: My spouse lives charge blade 
thunderkenku: Horners are the Vegans of monster hunter
 awildshen: I like to hit buttons
Manitu_25: how do you know that someone plays hunting horn?
Manitu_25: they always fucking tell yoou
  Juliamon: https://clips.twitch.tv/SillyShortPterodactylKeepo-uE2FW6oGY-MWFVCq?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed
  Juliamon: That's the challenge
Riandisa: My friend always gives me a hard time for enjoying playing support like hunting horn
 MacbethSeemsSus: Finding the challenge is the challenge
drcthulu: ask Ian
 Orestes290: 2 watermelons!
noSmokeFire: Monhun NG+ sounds cursed
Fanklok: Are solo hunting horn players on a watchlist?
 RatherLargeToad: I did, you just didn’t see it
EdibleDragon: I’m the bow user going AHEM when my stamina buff from the hunting horn wears off
 DaFhaye: I find this really funny. My mains are Greatsword, ChargeBlade, and SwitchAxe
TinkerTezz: I believe the only issue someone will have grouping up is not having a mon unlocked yet and having to progress far enough first.
 SymphonySolstice: can you balance your entire body weight on your hands and then jump with your hands
 RatherLargeToad: Can you jump only using your hands?
  Juliamon: It's the clip, you two
 xantos69: Is it magic?
  Juliamon: I linked the relevant clip
 tr3ewitch88: We talked about this ben
 SnackPak_: classic Ian
 circusofkirkus: you can best ian
 RatherLargeToad: Graham tried and couldn’t do it
  Juliamon: here we go
Manitu_25: fast way to break your hands
  bv310: Language, Ellie
 MacbethSeemsSus: What other ways can you injure yourself though
 RatherLargeToad: That’s some pommel horse type stuff
 GasCityGaming: those were also push doors....
 betweenmyself: Adam’s uses the van der Waals force on anything his hands touch, so he naturally can’t get air like that
thunderkenku: missinput
drcthulu: why didn't you relock the door
 WiJohn: Circle of life!
 tr3ewitch88: Toss Ellie down...she can't even swim
Fanklok: Shoot ellie
 SnackPak_: 
 Makrosian_Tay: >.>
Manitu_25: brun burn burn
frank_the_great:   
thunderkenku: They're fine
 micalovits: Fireproof, huh?
Manitu_25: ring of fire
Orxolon: We might need him for later
Aenir798: This is fine.
 SidewinderSky: So what was that about saving Ellie earlier, ben?
drcthulu: that girl is on fire
 tr3ewitch88: We're gonna add that to the list of things Ellie can't do. She can't stand in fire.
 CypherRaze: fireproof =/= zombie proof
 SnackPak_: melee build 
Sogheim: Doom Guy would love this game
 micalovits: Guns are for Americans, and you are burly canadians
 Kramburger: You should have waited
  Juliamon: *wink*
 dumbo3k: I love you have all these guns, and yet don't share them
 SymphonySolstice: is that an armory in your pants or are you ha-
 CypherRaze: I'm more impressed by the fact that backpack is holding two full sized guns
Fanklok: Don't dead open inside
Orxolon: I missed chapter 2 of this game,did we learn why are the zombies funguys?(I never played this)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CypherRaze Yeah those straps of loops are STRONG
frank_the_great: Judging purely off of the TV show, this game seems long
KeytarCat: p sure we did give ellie a handgun
  Juliamon: Some sort of cordyceps bollocks, yeah
 SymphonySolstice: never trust the fungus
Kaaosa: look at these fellows
The_Timo: not virus
frank_the_great: The game gives no hints, the show implies that it was in bread/yeast
 BrowneePointz: it's fungal spores
drcthulu: It's not a virus it's fungal spores
Aenir798: It's not a virus
PhanTom_lt: it's a fungal disease
Manitu_25: ofspores it's spores
 Forlorgen: They found a codycep that infects spiders now
 BrowneePointz: Clickers develop a fruiting body
Orxolon: Ooohhh interesting
 tr3ewitch88: It's just like the ants one
ghyllnox: Wasn't there a government science too
 BrowneePointz: lose sight, but become harder
thunderkenku: It's real
 BrowneePointz: Not dead
 SymphonySolstice: they take over ants and shit
Aenir798: It infects ants
 dumbo3k: What did we ever do to piss off Cordyceps mushrooms?!
PhanTom_lt: you don't get bloaters from every zombie though
 shendaras: Unfortunately, not dead
 CypherRaze: not dead bodies
 itira: its SUPER fuckin gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No motor nervous system
 Forlorgen: And now spiders
TinkerTezz: Yeah ants and spiders
PhanTom_lt: and it can learn to jump into humans!
drcthulu: It infects ants and makes them crawl to a high point to infect more ants by releasing spores
frank_the_great: It's absolutely horrifying
noSmokeFire: good news! they aren't dead when it controls them
KeytarCat: The mushroom that makes ants walk up grass to get eaten became human-compatible.  Though I learned recently that it only affects the motor systems so the ants know what's happening
  Pharmacistjudge: to the YouTube
 Mr_Horrible: just think of it like Ratatouille, Adam
 hb8u: the spiders look so creepy
 tr3ewitch88: Google it adam...you know you want to
 vinewood_og: Big podcast vibes....
 kimmibeans: It doesn't actually infect their brains, just nerves that control movement iirc
 terribleplan: It like puppets them. It's wild
 BrowneePointz: It takes over Bugs brains and waits for it to mature, then moves to the middle of the colony and releases spores to spread more. and there's a hundred species of it for a hundred different bug species @LoadingReadyRun
 Cptasparagus: in TLOU universe its been mutating underground for a while and it spread across the planet
thunderkenku: It's the most realistic depiction of what a zombie would be
 Mr_Horrible: except instead of scoring the hot French motorcyclist chef, you climb a high tree and die
PhanTom_lt: knowing but still succumbing to it feels worse
PhuzNutz: can brew them into tea and good for mental clarity according to Chinese traditional medicene
frank_the_great: The pokemon Paras is based off of it
 BusTed: 
TinkerTezz: Rat puppets human to make pasta -> ratatouille
 Forlorgen: Ratatouille fucks movie and dish
drcthulu: It was too happy for this world
 Seth_Erickson: Joel hates all things happy in the post apocalypse
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, hence the except
 Kramburger: It's like the fungus that takes over ants and gets them eaten by cows so it can reproduce
 GasCityGaming: Isn't that kind of what happened in "The Happening"?
 Makrosian_Tay: I feel like that a slittle reductionistic Ben 
Orxolon: So,If spores makes you a zombie,why aren't them using masks?
 kimmibeans: I mean. either way you end up inside another being
  Juliamon: The Happening was not that clever
 Mr_Horrible: Ratatouille is a mecha anime yada yada etc etc we've all seen this tumblr post
 Cptasparagus: its in Kingdom Hearts
 Seth_Erickson: this man hasn't seen a single movie that's not Batman vs. Superman smh
KeytarCat: Flavor explosion is the most memorable bit for me
frank_the_great: A zombie apocalypse, but instead of eating brains, they just cook
noSmokeFire: ratatoullie is a mecha movie
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's pronounced Raccacoonie
Orxolon: Why haven't they transformed?Is the classic your blood Is inmune thing?
  Juliamon: Orxolon because *video games*
 SymphonySolstice: sounds like a challenge
 Seth_Erickson: nerp
 saucemaster5000: i got ratatouille'd please Iwas a writer
 Mr_Horrible: nope
 dumbo3k: nope
 DaFhaye: What's wheel of time?
 micalovits: New trailer?!?
thunderkenku: nope]
TinkerTezz: Can't say I have
  SmithKurosaki: I did not!
letsbelgo: wheel
 Seth_Erickson: glad for you though
 tr3ewitch88: I'm hungry now
letsbelgo: of
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letsbelgo: tiiiiiiimeeee
frank_the_great: Pogchamp
 Seth_Erickson: Solo Levelling been going strong
  Juliamon: Orxolon only Ellie's blood specifically is immune
 lamina5432: if only wheel of time was good
 BrowneePointz: no thanks hate those books
 shendaras: I need to finish s2
 itira: 
 micalovits: Seeing it whenever you take a break
 DaFhaye: Where can I watch ?
 GasCityGaming: I'll watch it when you watch Castlevania
Manitu_25: tried to read it, couldn't
Manitu_25: to much blahblah
 jessieimproved: So does the show get better over time?
Fanklok: Michelin only goes to 3 stars
drcthulu: Season 2 was so good
 Orestes290: It was a little to amazon-y for me
Orxolon: @juliamon oooohh that's why she Will be the last of us...i see
 itira: i didnt like the WoT the first time i watched it but i rewatched it and now i think its great
 Seth_Erickson: no no, I think only the middle books are an awful read
frank_the_great: I've been watching Breaking Bad - on S4 rn
 Seth_Erickson: the beginning and the end are great
 Seth_Erickson: imo
 betweenmyself: Adam, you psyched for Saros (from the makers of Returnal)?
TANTOS: books are so much more detailed, obviously, and the show takes liberties with storylines.
TANTOS: but the show is enjoyable as its own thing
Manitu_25: doctor who cares?
 HadesLeprechaun: I really like Ncuti
 BrowneePointz: Saros
 shendaras: You don't like Ncuti?
 tr3ewitch88: I thought the castlevania TV show was pretty good.... I.  Really enjoyed the animation, to be honest.
 DaVeganPolice: I finished it, loved it, and like the show. From how I see a lot of people react to the show, I feel like I'm alone
 Seth_Erickson: It looks similar to Returnal yeah
 lamina5432: which doctor?
 GasCityGaming: it looks very much like more Returnal, which i'm fine with
 BrowneePointz: it's basically a spiritual sequel with Rahul Kohli
 Makrosian_Tay: The White Shadow!
 Seth_Erickson: with the death loop
KeytarCat: @Orxolon Ellie is immune (story impetus), Joel hasn't been bit somehow, we haven't been around the other two long enough to know what's up but we can assume they've avoided being bitten.  The spores generally gather underground and folks have ventilator masks
infinity_225: is Doctor Who still have that weird pro capitalism Undertone?
 Mr_Horrible: it's of a like aspect, yeah
 CypherRaze: and the boss uses the same glowy ball effects
 Seth_Erickson: dude it's so good
 BrowneePointz: I like Ncuti's first season more than Jodie's last writing wise tbh
 GasCityGaming: Ugh, gonna have to reinstall it now, been a couple years
 Seth_Erickson: it's a Sekiro food, good once every year at least
Orxolon: @keytarcat thanks
frank_the_great: I'm also at 7/10 Best Picture noms watched. Missing Wicked, The Brutalist, and I'm Still Here
 gibbousm: I've got it downloaded on my Playstation and am probably going to start Returnal soon
 Seth_Erickson: 2 years ago yeah
 Seth_Erickson: I think*
 GasCityGaming: feb 2023
 RatherLargeToad: Returnal is horror adjacent.  You could do co-op on Let’s Nope
 micalovits: Huh, guess that is a game I should look into
 Cptasparagus: I didnt realize but the Tower of Sisyphus isn't multiplayer and I thin k thats really dumb
Orxolon: I loved watching you play returnal
patrick_stonecrusher: [Returnal voice] MWAUGHH
thunderkenku: The capacity on all of these weapons is killiing me
 hieroglyphica: Yes! I have painstakingly cut out a "B" in felt and canvas to replace an old letterman with my own letter :3
 Seth_Erickson: Hyperion boss 👀
 hieroglyphica: Now to the sewing..
ActualFactual: Returnal is absolutely goated
 Makrosian_Tay: I really liked the story
 GasCityGaming: absolutely GORGEOUS game too
 Seth_Erickson: perhaps best boss in gaming history
 gibbousm: are you hype about SAROS?
thunderkenku: Like they found all of their guns in California
 saucemaster5000: I don't like third person gun games would I like it
 enbycephalopod: I went to look at it, was still $70 us, closed steam
frank_the_great: All I know is bullet hell, old lady, banger game
  Juliamon: yeaaah NSR!!
 GasCityGaming: i'm not a road 
 BrowneePointz: Adam needs to play Hi Fi Rush
 MitchTheQuaker: was hoping it was a gay driving game
 micalovits: @enbycephalopod And that is why wishlist exist!
 Kramburger: Ghostline from time to Time
 saucemaster5000: Can we all agree celeste is the best platformer ever?
 GasCityGaming: working my way through STALKER and Yakuza series (on 4 now)
ghyllnox: All the roads are gay 
 tr3ewitch88: Do you guys ever want to play a no combat game?
  Juliamon: MitchTheQuaker well, it's not a driving game...
 Mr_Horrible: only from corporations, Ben
 dumbo3k: You wouldn't download a car! Wait, no I definitely would
 Seth_Erickson: you're a parasite 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the one where you pull oni out of people with different symbols and a guitar string looking thing?
TinkerTezz: Yeah, fuck the man Adam. Be gay do crime
 NotCainNorAbel: you wouln't download a game
KeytarCat: 🐴 I want to steal\
 SymphonySolstice: Thanks to Viewers Like Everyone Else
frank_the_great: I blame Nic Cage stealing the Declaration of Independence in that one documentary
  Juliamon: (for those curious, No Straight Roads has been on Rhythm Cafe)
Manitu_25: ever played path of exile?
 Seth_Erickson: still think you guys would love Rat Shaker as a one week stream game
 Mr_Horrible: not my kai
 Forlorgen: Slay the Princess? its horror like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh sorry, yes my bad
 saucemaster5000: ben get the weeb spoon out of your mouth
 DaVeganPolice: LOGIN!??
 micalovits: I mean... Disco Elysium can totally be a horror game
 neisan2112: He's right tho!
 Mr_Horrible: StP is also a lot of reading
 shendaras: Melee weapons!
EvilBadman: Could do a three minute time out
 Forlorgen: on its narrated
 Kramburger: Adam only gets Yokei at the gym
 micalovits: All voice acted it is!
patrick_stonecrusher: Yeah one off Rat Shaker
 Mr_Horrible: Threshold might work for a 1-night game
Fanklok: Yet you played Signalis, curious
 SnackPak_: we running some maps?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah the gallows is peak
Orxolon: Do you guys know what's the next Long game gonna be?
 Mr_Horrible: verrrrry flavorful
drcthulu: when it goes on sale it's free
 Seth_Erickson: it'll go free to play eventually yeah
Manitu_25: the acts are INSANELY good
 Mr_Horrible: Hour after hour...
 Seth_Erickson: Serge really likes to talk about Act 1 boss
 GasCityGaming: first boss is so gooood!
 Seth_Erickson: he's great
 Mr_Horrible: even the people that don't like it admit the campaign is *very* good
 awildshen: that boss is awesome
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam was getting Nelly addicted to the game
Manitu_25: it tickles my (deck)builder brain
Fanklok: No gallows this time I'll take your head myself
 Mr_Horrible: if it's not on your radar yet, Threshold might be a decent 1-week game for you two. Very surreal, not too much reading, but a decent amount of oddball stuff for you to react to / clown on
 NotCainNorAbel: okay.  Adam was being a good friend and showing another friend how to play the game real good like.
 saucemaster5000: adam forces nelly to play games nelly requests news at 11
 MacbethSeemsSus: What a crap sniper they're not even quoting scripture.
 Mr_Horrible: no plunging attack?
 BrowneePointz: Precognition
 Mr_Horrible: game stinks
drcthulu: clairvoyance
 Seth_Erickson: premonition?
 Mr_Horrible: you're floating in the milk
 BusTed: prognostication
 CypherRaze: premeditation?
 MacbethSeemsSus: You
 Kramburger: Ces ne pais it, chief
 Mr_Horrible: Minority Report style
 CypherRaze: prestidigitation is cantrip shit lol
drcthulu: he's a precog
 Stormgod519: damn
Aenir798: yes
 micalovits: Yes
Kaaosa: i do
 Kramburger: You're a joke
DistractedMOSFET: yes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well....
drcthulu: the bar isn't set that high
 betweenmyself: precognoidaldetermination 
 Stormgod519: i mean...
 CypherRaze: Uh
letsbelgo: kinda
Manitu_25: minority rep-what? is that a boomer thing?
Fanklok: I can't belive Adam strapped Nelson into a gaming chair and told him to farm maps until he found a mirror
DistractedMOSFET: (no)
 BrowneePointz: Look, I have problems with Sarcasm Blindness on a good day
 tr3ewitch88: 😅
 SnackPak_: but you're cute
 CypherRaze: see, what had happened was...
 xantos69: To be fair... you kinda play it up a bit.
 Kramburger: Wellll
ActualFactual: I just google the last word you said, and then quote the wikipedia article for that at you.
drcthulu: today's hill to die on
 circusofkirkus: yes, you are the best
 hieroglyphica: It's like lowest common denominator, so only those who think to say it do, you know?
 tr3ewitch88:   
Orxolon: I was talking about that with a friend,can you judge/arrest someone for a crime they haven't commited Yet?
 hieroglyphica: So it seems like it happens a lot
 LostThePirate: You play up being less intelligent than you are, and some people miss the joke and take it as real.
 Orestes290: yet...
ActualFactual: Adam has humility and integrity.
 kimmibeans: I'm just a font of useless information
 shendaras: It's called integrity
 DaFhaye: He's not the smartest?
 circusofkirkus: us plebs
 CypherRaze: us peasants
 itira: im definitely uncommon
Manitu_25: im atleast an uncommon
 BrowneePointz: please, I'm pretty average
letsbelgo: I'm an ad card
 xantos69: So you are saying you "Own the means of comedy"
 rosesmcgee: The common clay of the new west. You know, morons
wildpeaks: the biggest brain
 itira: tuna tuesday!
patrick_stonecrusher: I wanna be like common people 
 saucemaster5000: wtf
 DaVeganPolice: I'm a common, like a solid 1/1
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm common, but they really should have printed me at uncommon, for draft balance
 neisan2112: Hell yeah brother
 DaFhaye: It's my favorite hangout spot
 Orestes290: No tacos here
 micalovits: I mean... I am just here to try and get shot by Adam
 DaFhaye: I look forward to this
Kaaosa: every time ben wears that shirt i think to myself "why did they misspell phoenix?"
 circusofkirkus: especially your coworkers at LRR
plundypops: So glad I just joined, almost got left out of that group >_>
drcthulu: god's perfect weapon, nail board
Manitu_25: jeeeez
wildpeaks: nailed it
 Stormgod519: wow
 micalovits: "nail"
 Makrosian_Tay: Jesus!
 saucemaster5000: I sometimes leave after finishing work now to hang out in adam's discord, I am no longer based
 Stormgod519: @wildpeaks booooo
 circusofkirkus: 
 CypherRaze: holy shitr
 DaFhaye: He's not making it to LOU2
 LostThePirate: I don't like horror games, but I'm here every Tuesday night because you two are great entertainers and I like it here.
Kaaosa: everything is actually about me
EvilBadman: Yo he ok?
 Stormgod519: youre right, i do...
 Stormgod519: and I want out
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 CypherRaze: I live here and I also want out
 SymphonySolstice: $20 dollar per shot
Manitu_25: gonna pay in lead >:)
Kaaosa: you know how at the beginning of amogus it has that screen that says crew or impostor? i had one at birth that said "main character"
 DaFhaye: Pay him in Brick
Kaaosa: i don't make the rules
EvilBadman: Do accept bits of string
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 Mr_Horrible: I'm off to go clap like a seal at my friend going up for comedy night. Have a nice stream, lads o7
 Stormgod519: sniper no sniping
Kaaosa: humble beginnings
 I_Am_Clockwork: truuuuue
 itira: daaamn
NimrodXIV: oooo
 Orestes290: That's a syndrome
 Kramburger: GET THEM
MWGNZ:   
 itsr67: damb
 SymphonySolstice: real
 Seth_Erickson: so true
Kaaosa: humble middles too
 Makrosian_Tay: MEDIC! We need a medic here! Look at that burn!
The_Timo: main character can't have idols?
 hieroglyphica: 🔥
 saucemaster5000: wait... do ben and adam think they are the main chars?
Manitu_25: 
Kaaosa: the hero's journey can pop off at any moment bro
 gibbousm: I'm a support main
EvilBadman: Who wants to be main character on this bitch of an earth
 TheAwkes: Main characters don't stream, they're too busy doing cool or important things.
 xantos69: I'm Hamlet.  You are the play within a play I'm watching to see if my uncle killed my dad.  So far he hath not blanched.
 DaFhaye: I don't want to be the main. I want to be a side character
Kaaosa: it's true
 Kramburger: Oh shit
 Kramburger: Big if true
frank_the_great: The main character clearly was born with pink hair
 I_Am_Clockwork: how many rounds does this rifle hold???
 micalovits: Yea, main character sounds like a bunch of work
 itira: cookout at your WoW home right
Manitu_25: Ulmer just wrecking shit dayuum
The_Timo: @I_Am_Clockwork yes
 Stormgod519: lol
thunderkenku: all of them
 dumbo3k: Jeeze, we single handedly depopulating this town?
TANTOS: we're all the main character of our own stories. But doesn't meant everyone has to share your views because they don't share your POV.
 tr3ewitch88: I'm the chericter nobody talks about 😅
 Stormgod519: this sniper has a chain fed mag system...
 MyrddintheWizard: One Video games worth of bullets
frank_the_great: what?
 GasCityGaming: tenitis
 Orestes290: mawp
Aenir798: WHAT?
 Stormgod519: oh for sure
Kaaosa: maybe he has earplugs in at all times
 Stormgod519: TANK!
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: 
 definenull: We did it
frank_the_great:   
Manitu_25: get to the choppa!
Astramentha: 
 xantos69: If you think this gun has lots of ammo... I give you the tank
 GasCityGaming: ok, i do like the "RUN" sign on the spc
 Stormgod519: now im picturing Left 4 Dead 2 when the tank rolls around
 tr3ewitch88: Yay! I didn't even have to do anything 😅😂
 Stormgod519: lol, that tank says "RUN"
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 SnackPak_: rad
 itsr67: k
 Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwelp
Aenir798: they dropped their molotov
 MitchTheQuaker: he had a lit one in his hand i guess
patrick_stonecrusher: You never hear the one that hits ya
johnnylongtorso: that was a load-bearing guy
frank_the_great: He dropped the Molotov inside
 DaFhaye: Get Ellie
KeytarCat: That's why molotovs are an infantry weapon
OmnipotentTrevor: Shot him while he was cooking
ButButTheJesus: mah Mango
 I_Am_Clockwork: most guys are load bearing hyuk hyuk hyuk
ghyllnox: OK
 saucemaster5000: spoilers tightlips died
 Nigouki: was that a decision on who gets bit?
thunderkenku: Think the kid just got bit
 DaFhaye: I like how the clickers are reacting now and not when the tank was unloading a machine gun
Aenir798: you can stop using it when you run out of ammo
 Stormgod519: man, is this Plants vs Zombies?
frank_the_great: I wonder what sound is attracting them
 Stormgod519: wiat what?
 Stormgod519: that flip!
 GasCityGaming: i saw that wtf lol
 Stormgod519: okay im glad I saw that
 GasCityGaming: Do a flip!
 micalovits: RIP Kid
 MitchTheQuaker: that kid is super bitten
 tr3ewitch88: I definitely saw that too
 I_Am_Clockwork: thats what you call "Dead Air"
 Stormgod519: im glad im not the only one
Aenir798: it was the kid
thunderkenku: All bite, no chill
Aenir798: definitely kid
 Stormgod519: i think i know which one...
 Stormgod519: yeah
EdibleDragon: It was me. I got bit.
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 Stormgod519: Ellie is gonna find out
 HadesLeprechaun: They're in the show which you watched, aren't they? (i beat the game, haven't finished the show)
Manitu_25: it go vroom vroom
 Stormgod519: vroom vroom
 I_Am_Clockwork: we never really grow out of going "Vrooom vrooom"
 dumbo3k: vroom vrooom vrooom
 GasCityGaming: vrooooom vrooooom
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 Orestes290: This scene reminds me, do you think this game happens without 28 days later?
frank_the_great: world's fucked, let him have this
 Stormgod519: sick buuuuuuurn
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't think he's supposed to be very old, he's just an older brother
 Stormgod519: oh no
wildpeaks: when you're stuck in a zombies apocalypse, you take every little spark of joy you can find
 tr3ewitch88:  
 Kramburger: Did he have Jandles? or a Chillibin?
Manitu_25: ashley johnson does such good voice acting
 MyrddintheWizard: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WealthySneakyPterodactylOMGScoots-es1Xms770E0H7oY6
Nickiatori: ADAM TAKE THAT BACK Jaffa cakes are good
 itira: very icky
 Stormgod519: damn
 tr3ewitch88: Adam!
 Cptasparagus: isnt that the guy from Stargate
  Juliamon: hey fuck you Ben Terry's are goated
 Stormgod519: this kid setting himself up...
Kaaosa: choco oranages are dece
 lamina5432: from the tiger tail guy
Kaaosa: oranges*
EdibleDragon: They make me think of Stargate. Jaf’fa cakes.
frank_the_great: Imagine being scared of zombies AND it's a zombie apocalypse
 GasCityGaming: we  our mods
 CypherRaze: I stand with Juliamon
 Stormgod519: i read that as "Ben Terry's are good" and I was like "Who's Ben Terry?"
  Juliamon: I haven't had jaffa cakes, I can't judge there
Kaaosa: when one streamer is funny all streamers are funny
 tr3ewitch88: I love my Christmas chocolate orange! 😭
 Orestes290: What about fereroreroreroriches
wildpeaks: we can skip the cinematics if you don't want to listen to them
Lobo_Apache: is it similar to "fuck you shorsey?"
  Juliamon: oranages
 MyrddintheWizard: The boys slandering a Terry's Orange...
Kaaosa: i corrected it you weenie
Manitu_25: orange and chocolate is only okay if your 60+
 SymphonySolstice: oranages
 Stormgod519: ora? nah, gays!
 CypherRaze: nvm, I no longer stand with Juliamon
Orxolon: New fruit discovered
 Stormgod519: yep
 BusTed: 
TinkerTezz: Respectfully, i disagree. The choco-oranages are in fact goated
 Stormgod519: poor kid
 SymphonySolstice: won't be in the last of us 2
 I_Am_Clockwork: trash curry! MMMmmmmMM
 violetblight: shocking nobody, things didnt stay good for long
 Makrosian_Tay: I don't like this
 Stormgod519: turns out his fear was way too real...
Manitu_25: he be snacking on hooman
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: run
Fanklok: I think I remember how this ends...
 Stormgod519: damn
 Stormgod519: yeah
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePointz: cw for chat
 Kramburger: I think CW
Manitu_25: 
 Stormgod519: god dammit
Astramentha: 
 betweenmyself: I’m not crying, you’re crying! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will return in a moment
GreyThey: You have to say what the CW is for or it's not helpful
 BrowneePointz: i had to put the game down for 2 weeks after that
 micalovits: Yikes
 itira: 
tezzatipoca: damn
 Orestes290: Spacey guitar time
  Juliamon: so.... vroom vroom
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
 Stormgod519: he sure did fall
 Makrosian_Tay: @betweenmyself Yeah, I sure am
frank_the_great: BEN
Kaaosa: hm
ButButTheJesus: BEN
 Cptasparagus: Fall
 DaVeganPolice: BEN
thunderkenku: Same
 violetblight: yeah it be like that
 gibbousm: All the delicacy of a
Natural_Ones_Only: BEN
 Saintnex: welp Im laughing now too lol
Lobo_Apache: boom... vroom shot
tezzatipoca: lol ben
 itira: so sad 
 SymphonySolstice: sometimes you just gotta counter
RuiFaleiro: twitch itself chose to buffer this out for me
RustyNaylz_102: show did that better
 tr3ewitch88:      
 PhorrestGaze: 
 Nigouki: so chat, does the sniper decision actually matter here?
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
OmnipotentTrevor: There were too many of you, they had to subtract it back down to the Last of Us again.
Manitu_25: healthy trauma coping
frank_the_great: Adam's putting up a lot of Ws this week
Manitu_25: fast as fuck boi
EvilBadman: @nigouki nope
 Saintnex: and then drink a beer
 violetblight: healthy seems generous
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 SymphonySolstice: the prairie way
The_Timo: tightly packed and efficient
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ratstronomer: trauma sandwich
 terribleplan: And then drown it in booze?
 dweebert91: trauma lasagna
 terribleplan: The healthiest
 Stormgod519: use that emote ButButTheJesus
 micalovits: Put up with Ben?
 MitchTheQuaker: adam getting defensive off getting a W
 itira: hahahahaa
 tr3ewitch88: Deap breath... its a game... everything is fine
EvilBadman: The true healthy trauma response is advertisement 
 Nigouki: @EvilBadman really? boooooo
 violetblight: LOL
RustyNaylz_102: emotional damage
 Stormgod519: damn
 MacbethSeemsSus: So shocked he went luigi
 Serivus: I always put it as "I'm from the Midwest, the land of canning.  We can those emotions and put them deep in the fruit cellar"
 ButButTheJesus: @Stormgod519 omg thank youuuu you dinna hafta, I appreciate it      
 SymphonySolstice: you ever insult ben so bad he turns into mario
Fanklok: Just take all of it and push it real far down, and then one day... you die
Manitu_25: itsaa me asthma mario
 Robot_Bones: nintendo is Real!
 gibbousm: Adam passively accumulates Ws
 Stormgod519: @ButButTheJesus i didnt. but i did!
 kumatsu: Ben experiencing the truest horror of all: Super Mario 64
 SymphonySolstice: liquidy
 kumatsu: that surface is jiggly
The_Timo: i could make that,
 SymphonySolstice: the top is too jiggly
 dumbo3k: Oh that water is probably freezing
 BrowneePointz: eh, it's fine
 TheAwkes: Sam would have loved that water.
 SymphonySolstice: but the look is good
frank_the_great: Minecraft with shaders
 Stormgod519: roasted
 terribleplan: It's jumping weirdly
 itira: i dunno i think minecraft water is the winner
RustyNaylz_102: sea of thieves got it better
Fanklok: It's OK chat is here to be jangling keys fir Adam
ActualFactual: Life's too short to play low tiers.
tezzatipoca: Death Stranding also good water... right?
 PhorrestGaze: there's some funny jiggles in that water
plundypops: Is it bad? I only heard about it when it was out and haven't seen any gameplay.
 violetblight: death stranding water is an all timer
 Darleysam: I'm playing Avowed at the moment, it's fun
 Saintnex: But Adam, you play Path of Exile  (Im also joking for all the PoE fans)
 betweenmyself: get a side by side with some Wave Race 64
EvilBadman: Avowed is good not great. Nothing wrong with that
Kaaosa: avowed is fine
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 ExhaustedElox: Don't know if I've got my resub wit the boys yet, so here we go! 
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 violetblight: i mean not every game needs to be groundbreaking
 itsr67: we dont play avowed we play dark messiah
 lamina5432: as theres a secret stream of avowed on right now
 xantos69: Ok, but you don't always want "revolutionary" sometimes you just want good.
 BrowneePointz: Hey hey
 micalovits: My river is to strong for you traveler
 BrowneePointz: It's got better writing than Skyrim
 BrowneePointz: cuz Obsidian
 CypherRaze: Avowed is like a Skyrim Lite
 gibbousm: My understanding is Avowed is Skyrim with better gameplay but worse quests
 Seth_Erickson: its wordle for games
 Darleysam: I wouldn't even say generic, the world and story are good so far
 Stormgod519: oh right
 GasCityGaming: I did love the first to Pillars of Eternity, Avowed set in the same world.
 Stormgod519: woooooooow
 Stormgod519: man, cancel culture...
RustyNaylz_102: square enix
 violetblight: damn, classic seachats nonsense
 SymphonySolstice: 75% is a fair pass
 itsr67: look
 xantos69: C's get degrees
 saucemaster5000: it wasn't me!
 violetblight: sure sauce
plundypops: We live in an age where mid is 1-80% and is all classified as garbage instead of actually being "mid"
 saucemaster5000: It wasn't!!!
thunderkenku: Don't talk about Slay the Spire like that!
 violetblight: man i need to play more factory builders
 SymphonySolstice: sometimes...they make viddy games...for other people
Manitu_25: its that autism to adhd game gap
 saucemaster5000: ALRIGHT NOW
ActualFactual: Adam picking fights again.
 violetblight: thats bait
 saucemaster5000: you bait mfer
frank_the_great: I've been playing the puzzle game Baba is You, and no one I talk to about it gives AF
 micalovits: I mean, we are okay with 5/10. We are here afterall
 shendaras: crafting speed?
 violetblight: ooh
 violetblight: i need to give that a go
 tr3ewitch88: Someday they will make a video game just for people with ADHD.
RustyNaylz_102: slay the spire 2, they hired ai to do the shit art this time
drcthulu: c's get degrees
 Cptasparagus: whos the 5 and whos the 10
Manitu_25: you're at least 5/7
Aenir798: No.
Kaaosa: how do you hire an ai
 MacbethSeemsSus: No
Aenir798: That
 Orestes290: I had  DOC ppt t--
 violetblight: ive heard nothing of that
 saucemaster5000: sts board game is slay the spire!... but now you have to do your own admin....
Aenir798: it's a lie
drcthulu: that means you're a solid 7.5 on average
 SymphonySolstice: believing twitch chat? rookie mistake
 violetblight: me when i spread misinformation on the internet
 I_Am_Clockwork: holy water, tho
 DaVeganPolice:  spreading misinfo
  Juliamon: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 GasCityGaming: what about the dang water?
 I_Am_Clockwork: that I'd dive right into
 Kramburger: That water, that dam water
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When there are likely zombie corpses in it?
RustyNaylz_102: by docking?
 micalovits: 7.5/5
 Nigouki: Joel becomes the Delta P Crab
 betweenmyself: Ben would prefer to take a boat across
 Orestes290: I had a doc appt today and they asked me if it was ok if an ai app could "listen" to the convo
 tr3ewitch88: thalassophobia anyone?
Kaaosa: is that different from normal?
 DaVeganPolice: sounded pretty good to me
 ButButTheJesus: gimme fue, gimme fah, gimme dabajabaza
 DaVeganPolice: is this Death Stranding?
 GasCityGaming: that's a raft
 shendaras: Is this a boat?
Kaaosa: can you just flip the pallet over?
 violetblight: @DaVeganPolice nah cause then itd be a good game
 xantos69: raft is proto boat
  Pharmacistjudge: Oh Ben.  Thank you for labeling your moxfield.  had a friend ask me about your decklist and i was able to find the FNPF where you played it.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Joel should make engine noises
 SnackPak_: dinger
 definenull: Rip
 SymphonySolstice: sad
 Stormgod519: god dammit
 DaVeganPolice: D: I ruined it for the class
 micalovits: o7
 itsr67: i was never funny
 itsr67: p7
 circusofkirkus: we had a good run
 tr3ewitch88: 😭😭😭
 saucemaster5000:  \
drcthulu: o7
 rosesmcgee: what is going on with the water, it's all blocky
Astramentha: 
Orxolon: Quick,someone be funny!
The_Timo: We'll get him at recess
 Stormgod519: im funny looking
Astramentha: ah beans
 Larkonus: I'm funny looking!
 GasCityGaming: Yeah, i'm funny lookin! 
 circusofkirkus: funny looking maybe
Fanklok: John the scat man, Ben the boat man
 tr3ewitch88: I'm funny looking! 😁
thunderkenku: Is leaving her hanging an option?
 definenull: Gotem Adam said it we're still funny
letsbelgo: funny lookin
 DaVeganPolice:  classic I was deffo the kid that asked the teacher about the homework when they clearly had forgot 
 HortonFearsACoup: Did you bring enough unfunny jokes for the whole class?
  Juliamon: Have we taken a break yet today?
Orxolon: Welcome to die!
 Saintnex: hard disagree, Im funny adjacent
 violetblight: why did all of you have that shit immediately
 Strebenherz: "stinky, take a bath" *push*
 Stormgod519: I was first!
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: I'm funny in the way I say things that aren't funny and everyone laughs like it's a joke
 NorthstarTex: yes we are all funny
 micalovits: Lets go, timeout time!
  Pharmacistjudge: but i'm a choir person..  not a band person
 violetblight: no it means youre wrong ben
 GasCityGaming: we're just 'fun'
 Stormgod519: Ben's a nun?
mulligan2six: nunny?
Astramentha: :<
 terribleplan: Are we half funny looking?
 circusofkirkus: none funny left beef
 tr3ewitch88: Come on, Adam, you know, you love us.
 shendaras: I thought about making the joke but didn't. Do I win?
Kaaosa: when did adam become the arbiter of comedy
ActualFactual: Minority report comes up for a second time this stream
 xantos69: Adam is the top Ben... that means he breaks ties
 MyrddintheWizard: Non Funny Left beeg
 SnackPak_: there's a lot of rules for this stream
TANTOS: someone doesn't understand what a consensus is...
 Stormgod519: ayyyyyyy
 circusofkirkus: we back
 SymphonySolstice: we do NOT discuss trauma in this household
Astramentha:      
 kumatsu: @Kaaosa always has been
 micalovits: We back bois!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heheh
 itira: its too easyyy
 saucemaster5000: I like how I look, I like my humor, I like the people I hang with. Sorry, pessimists, I'm goated
 HortonFearsACoup: Less of a hi-vemind. More of a  hello-vemind.
BOTGrant: "How much more black could it be? The answer is none. None more black."
 Stormgod519: ah yes
ActualFactual: Ironman
frank_the_great: fart noise
 SnackPak_: gottem
thunderkenku: Never gets old
 SymphonySolstice: got his ass
 definenull: 
 Stormgod519: pfft
 MyrddintheWizard: Gottem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gottem
 Strebenherz: GET EM
 NorthstarTex: Gottem
 awildshen: Gottem
 itira: LOLOL
 Orestes290: Game over
Orxolon: Hahahah
goombalax: its like Veigar
thunderkenku: Too easy
 GasCityGaming: Cat Yzma
 DaVeganPolice: my dark and twisted mind
Nickiatori: Joel doing the Alberta strat of squishing down the trauma
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alvin strikes again
 Orestes290: All will be silly
Orxolon: We don't hear you high pitched Adam
  Pharmacistjudge: i love how i can hear ben's voice leak through adam's mic
 NorthstarTex: Cat Yzma is back baby!
 MyrddintheWizard: Cat Yzma or the Dobberman from Up.
 HortonFearsACoup: I'll put those machinations in a box. Then mail that box to myself.
 I_Am_Clockwork: just a level one gooooblliiiiin
drcthulu: Getting hangries
Orxolon: We hear it under your voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NorthstarTex I'm so glad someone else thinks of that
 Stormgod519: Ben....
 ButButTheJesus: noooo don't fite meee only 3 hppppp
LightspeedSloth: Ben, can you read the FFXIV monologue?
 brainbosh: Seems that adams mike is not changing, but we can hear him through bens
 itira: is it mostly on Bens mic?
 Saintnex: why half a potato?
 couchboyj: Translator'a note: machinations means plans
 tr3ewitch88: That I haven't had lunch was just chefs kiss
stinsanity89: That's a big dog mate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira It's only on Ben's
 Stormgod519: yeah, can ya read the copypasta for FFXIV?
 Kramburger: Adam's just loud
Orxolon: Give him the Mike that works xD
 NorthstarTex: gotta get it working on both
thunderkenku: On your non goblin salary
 xantos69: Your mom lets you have 2 potatoes?
 saucemaster5000: alright the artful dodger
  Pharmacistjudge: or was it an american potato and it's just too large for one person?
 Kramburger: You can just grow potatoes
drcthulu: matron
 MitchTheQuaker: momblin
EvilBadman: Goblin these potates
 micalovits: Stat at cave goblin?
 Strebenherz: adam's pretty quiet overall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In my household I work 2 jobs but don't even get paid enough to not be on SnAP
 brainbosh: hole potatoes?  yeah thats where you get them
 circusofkirkus: 
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IgnorantPoorLapwingCmonBruh-sgd-trv0_6peAat1
 itira: heh
 betweenmyself: I look funny, but it’s more of a *dry wit* to be honest…  I’m popular with the hipsters 
 circusofkirkus: read for filth
 Saintnex: wow, get called out Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You have repeated bits
 CypherRaze: hehe doodoo
Kaaosa: but you always use that voice with me
Orxolon: Was that reviewed as a negative?
 MacbethSeemsSus: But we have notes Ben
EvilBadman: That's what PEAK PERFORMANCE looks like
 saucemaster5000: graham here --
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I absolutely do to
 circusofkirkus: when do we get to do chat's year end review?
 HortonFearsACoup: Gotta rotate the bits
  Pharmacistjudge: we are the patreon
Kaaosa: lmao
frank_the_great: Have you considered being more funny?
 itira: holy shit Adam 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not a critique
 Orestes290: You're perfect. 3/5
ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LightAdventurousFalconResidentSleeper-NU33KzFwEKG6XqcW
 Stormgod519: BRO
 baltimore_667083: TOMMY!
thunderkenku: TOM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He lived!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The not shit one lived!!!!
 Stormgod519: damn, Joel looks like Rico from Just Cause
 HortonFearsACoup: The apocalypse needs more denim jackets
Orxolon: Do we?
thunderkenku: The rain makes it dramatic
frank_the_great: It's snowy in the show, right? I watched it when it came out
 MyrddintheWizard: Break for ads?
 DaVeganPolice: 😭
 I_Am_Clockwork: I hope I get to be one of the weird zombies with a cool mutation
KeytarCat: I'd play support
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's the post-apocalypse chat mod
 Saintnex: prob farmhand tbh, Im not great for much other than manual labor 
 Kramburger: I'd go farmer, my ADHD and no medication means I'd suck as a watchman
Manitu_25: as long as it's not the movie, i'm in
 micalovits: Handsome jack was a 10/10 villain
 CypherRaze: I'M THE SHINIEST MEATCYCLE
patrick_stonecrusher: Chat needs to go walkies
 Stormgod519: lol
EvilBadman: People like to shit on the memey reference stuff but it's just fucking fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's just ADHD incarnate
 NorthstarTex: Kreig is best boy
 GasCityGaming: boat farm?
frank_the_great: Borderlands 2 is GOATed. They do a good job at making you hate Handsome Jack
 HadesLeprechaun: new game has Ify Wadiwe as a writer, so I'm hopeful it's good!
 Kramburger: Horms
 SymphonySolstice: HONSE
  Juliamon: aww hors
 Kramburger: horns
 ButButTheJesus: horsie!
 xantos69: Am Horse Small Moose Or Big Dog?
 dumbo3k: only with consent
 tr3ewitch88: Yes but you have to ask permission
 betweenmyself: I was expecting Adam to say “dead during the first two hours of the outbreak” as he so often does
  Juliamon: With consent
frank_the_great: With consent
 NorthstarTex: dat flank doh
 shendaras: with permission, perhaps?
 MitchTheQuaker: i mean you can
 saucemaster5000: you can heavy pet a centaur
 NotCainNorAbel: can you feed a centrar a carrot
 Kramburger: Consent is important
 GasCityGaming: Can you pet me Greg?
 CypherRaze: with consent
 Larkonus: With consent sure. People pet each other with consent, so why not?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That saddle being out in the rain uncovered without rain spots and letting a stranger pet it when they have zombies around is unlikely
 HortonFearsACoup: CAN and SHOULD are important distinctions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, depends on the horse
 kimmibeans: Can you? Yes. Should you? probably not
 NotCainNorAbel: like polo
frank_the_great: POLO
 raulghoulia: @HadesLeprechaun this only tells me that the game will be Horny
Manitu_25: then you go to centaur HR
TANTOS: you CAN...but doesn't mean they likes it
Morrigan9: polo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Consent is important
 Cptasparagus: what if you're both gay?
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's as acceptable as patting anyone's butt
 saucemaster5000: can you ride a centaur
 dumbo3k: I pick the Minotaur
 Larkonus: "I have a name, Adam!"
ghyllnox: You can pet a human, so
ActualFactual: Inventing bloodbowl from first principles
 CypherRaze: but if you slap the centaur's butt, wouldn't it just kick the shit out of you?
goombalax: this is just Blood Bowl
 Kramburger: The two centaurs are always the captains
 MitchTheQuaker: no you put him on the line and ezpz
EvilBadman: Would a centaur play polo with a rider or by themself
 ExhaustedElox: Blood Bowl tells me that Centaurs are where it's at
 xantos69: Droll is on D clearly
  Pharmacistjudge: it's flag football, why do you need a linebacker?
 Kramburger: Grozz protecc Ben
 tr3ewitch88: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
 terribleplan: Run through his legs
thunderkenku: That's a bad spot to stand
 betweenmyself: I feel the SNL sketch with Christopher Walken covers the basics of centaur courtesy 
 Mathwyn: This is just Blood Bowl now
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gronk already proved trolls can play tight end.
frank_the_great: Trolls live in fear of the stereotype, so they're overly kind, like people named Karen
shushu2539: pick the pegasus to fly over the troll
 DaVeganPolice: run it down their throat football
 Orestes290: Thank jebus
Manitu_25: that sounds like bloodbowl
Orxolon: Afk should do a blood bowl league
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan Having been a teacher for children around horses, DO NOT DO THIS
 Mazrae: What position would the hydra play
EvilBadman: Gorgons running the statue of Liberty play
 ExhaustedElox: @Orxolon I would love that!
 CypherRaze: huehue "fowl"
 dumbo3k: Moar Minis!
 MitchTheQuaker: thats why i never got into minis tbh
goombalax: Bet
thunderkenku: oof
  bv310: Ouch
Manitu_25: baaam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear
 Strebenherz: zoomies
 Stormgod519: Ben...
 Kramburger: BEN
Manitu_25: right in the feels
Orxolon: Ben i cannot send you 8 pre painted different teams
 NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the tramma
 Kramburger: BEN NO
 dumbo3k: hey! It's the First Place Shite at Footie trophy!
 rosesmcgee: just play with gray plastic and put each team on a different colored post-it note
frank_the_great: Pop quiz: what's the daughter's name?
 dumbo3k: Dead
thunderkenku: ellie duh
Orxolon: Jenniffer?
 Orestes290: Bjellie
Manitu_25: zombie number 235
 MacbethSeemsSus: Red Herring
 CypherRaze: Sarah
 Kramburger: Sam?
 itira: Sarah?
 Stormgod519: Fungirl?
 Kuhfeek: Swiss Cheese
 saucemaster5000: adam savidan
 Darleysam: Joel Jr.
The_Timo: Garbonzo
 enbycephalopod: corpse
 terribleplan: Sally
 betweenmyself: Joel Junior…ette
 Orestes290: Sepheroth!
Orxolon: What was it?
EvilBadman: Danica Patrick
 NotCainNorAbel: kiddo
 Darleysam: Hugh Jass
 brainbosh: Daughters name is Character Motivation
 tr3ewitch88: It was sarah
Manitu_25: PATRICK!
 raulghoulia: shabadoo
frank_the_great: It's Sarah
 Saintnex: sarah
 Darleysam: Amanda Hugginkiss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sarah?
 Stormgod519: Sarah...
 CypherRaze: Bart Fuchs
 saucemaster5000: "hey, wait a second"
 Mazrae: Homer Sexual
 itira: oh it IS sarah!? wow im suprised i got that ... iv never played the game or watched the show
EvilBadman: Quiznoa Applebeez
 Stormgod519: a "crank call"?
  bv310: What a nice young man
 kumatsu: "Hello, are you mopping?"
 ExhaustedElox: Before Caller ID was ubiquitous
 Stormgod519: ah....
EvilBadman: When people answered phone calls
 Orestes290: before the internets, some of us were jerks
BOTGrant: Imagine explaining Jerky Boys to Gen Z
rabbitgta: Gosh think about wanting to talk to a person on the phone these days?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Blink 182- What the hell is call id?
 NorthstarTex: we usually call Moe's Tavern
 Strebenherz: work for  the post office, you can ding dong ditch for a living
 Stormgod519: Mary Isyourfridgerunning?
 raulghoulia: loved in the scene in the show where Tommy's wife assures him "yes honey, we share everything. we're communists"
patrick_stonecrusher: And people still awnsered their phones back then
 Stormgod519: DGO
 Stormgod519: DOG
 Strebenherz: DOGGY
 shendaras: no shoot ball
 MyrddintheWizard: Doggo!
  bv310: The small town where my grandparents grew up had their local code as 867-XXXX. That Tommy Tutone song apparently ruined one guy's life.
frank_the_great: You can pet the dog!
 Makrosian_Tay: Good dog
 ButButTheJesus: pupper!
 tr3ewitch88: "Is your fridge running?"
 definenull: DUHG
 BusTed: 
thunderkenku: game of the year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GOOD DOGGO
 CypherRaze: That looks like a blue healer
Manitu_25: mi cousin always dingdong ditched without a warning, still gets my blood going brother
 MyrddintheWizard: Such a good boy!
EvilBadman: If you call my phone someone better be fucking dead. Or leave a voicemail.
 Stormgod519: Do you have prince albert in a can?
 saucemaster5000: I ding dong ditch'd someone, left a burning bag of cat poo and they fucking chased us -- scary as fuck
 ExhaustedElox: The John Cena Prank Call is the best of all time
 Orestes290: Trolls were never cool
frank_the_great: Mr. Wall
 tr3ewitch88: I feel like it's the go to.
 BusTed: did you listen to the Jerky Boys on cassettes like me
 ButButTheJesus: @BusTed that's such a good remi
 HadesLeprechaun: Devo is so good
 raulghoulia: Name a second Devo song
 MacbethSeemsSus: was he actually a janitor?
loufghyslaufey: A classic predated "The Fridge?"
 kumatsu: imagine Crank Yankers in 2025
 raulghoulia: damn Im cooked
 betweenmyself: road trip was always Five O’clock Funnies for our family
 Stormgod519: L4D2 horde event kicks in
EvilBadman: Gatekeeping Devo lol
KeytarCat: They didn't secure that piece
 HadesLeprechaun: Human Rocket, What We Do
frank_the_great: It brings you back
 MacbethSeemsSus: It doesn't matter what I say
NimrodXIV: runaround tho
 LithelyUnshod: I love that band.
 NotCainNorAbel: Blues Traveler was my first concert
EvilBadman: They're the band from Earthbound
 LithelyUnshod: Named after two Dan Aykroyd movies
adept_nekomancer: They played on Blue's Clues, obviously. 
 betweenmyself: “Hook” is a meta commentary on writing popular songs, for those who don’t know
 raulghoulia: Joel is prickly
  Juliamon: You took this job, Joel.
frank_the_great: Bro is literally trying to save humanity
 Makrosian_Tay: This is definitely a well written siblng relationship
 HadesLeprechaun: did you know Mark Motherbaugh of Devo does music for movies, like some really big ones? The Lego Movie, Thor: Ragnarok, The Life Aquatic, Cocaine Bear
 raulghoulia: "Mooom!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Daaaaamn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is accurate
frank_the_great: This was much sadder in the show, they really improved on the scene
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're just sleeping
 MitchTheQuaker: here i go killing again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is accurate to Tommy has realized how shitty Joel is
 definenull: Will Joel krill
 Nigouki: armored bandits now? with smokes?
thunderkenku: lol
drcthulu: the reverse pipe
 Robot_Bones: right I forgor melee build
Manitu_25: LMAO
 DaVeganPolice: gottem
DistractedMOSFET: out piped
 NotCainNorAbel: respect the 1v1
Fanklok: Fuckin parried
 dumbo3k: respect the 1v1!
 micalovits: Outplayed!
Aenir798: 
 Nigouki: got double piped!
 NorthstarTex: got outplayed
 definenull: Smh didn't respect the 1v1
letsbelgo: piped
 terribleplan: How dare you pipe me while I'm piping
 xantos69: You got Dark Souled
adept_nekomancer: That guy jumped the line.  For shame.
 Cptasparagus: *claptrap noises*
 DaVeganPolice: 
ActualFactual: Hey so what's the difference between a bandit, a hunter, and a marauder?
 DaVeganPolice: 
drcthulu: scammazed
Manitu_25: dud
 dumbo3k: did you forget to light the fuse?
patrick_stonecrusher: Poof
 Nigouki: isn't it proximity?
KeytarCat: Did it land on the stairs?
Aenir798: "detonates on proximity"
 DaVeganPolice: LMFAO
The_Timo: proximity based, nobody there
mulligan2six: There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!
 NotCainNorAbel: where's the kaboom, there was meant to be an earth shattering kaboom
Veste: where';s the earth shattering kaboom??????
frank_the_great: There's a wall
 tr3ewitch88: No boom for you
 Stormgod519: *metalpipe.mp3*
 HadesLeprechaun: this can full of nails has a digital proximity sensor, somehow
Fanklok: How does it know?
 Stormgod519: damn
 raulghoulia: I was expecting an earth shattering kaboom
 kumatsu: someone set us up the bomb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Advanced programming in those nails
 Orestes290: I mean,,,,
 Stormgod519: you didnt nail it
 dumbo3k: you forgot the boom juice
KeytarCat: Two on the stairs, one all the way through the corridor 😭
patrick_stonecrusher: No one set us  up the bomb
letsbelgo: ben bombed out
 tr3ewitch88: You're the bomb ben
frank_the_great: He's the main character
 rosesmcgee: Ted Kazcynsky would be ashamed
 betweenmyself: Joel capable of hand crafting Nail Bombs that proximity detonate to everyone *but him*
Manitu_25: ben bombed bomb-making class
 awildshen: that was so much fun
 Strebenherz: oooh duck game?  oh hell yeah
 Strebenherz: you can be such a clown with it
 BusTed: :V
 BusTed: wak
drcthulu: angles
 awildshen: qwack
 dumbo3k: watch the moletov not detonate xD
 DaVeganPolice: outplayed
 Stormgod519: panic fire
 Stormgod519: damn
 Stormgod519: clapped
Manitu_25: get gud
thunderkenku: Skill issue
 xantos69: OH Geez Ellie!
 tr3ewitch88: Speaking of take 2... don't forget to drink water
Manitu_25: shiv'em like shivam does
 Stormgod519: "THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUA- Oops, i killed the hostage..."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Learn another chord
Fanklok: Shooting from afar? Cowards
rabbitgta: Sometimes it feel great acting like the terminator
 betweenmyself: getting shot in the skull issue
 Nigouki: oh neat, they killed your engineers!
 Nigouki: how exactly did they get into the compound?
 BusTed: did you hit the ceiling with your broom
 rosesmcgee: try to better yourself on your own time, asshole
 tr3ewitch88: I wouldn't worry about it Adam until you tell people to get off your lawn.
 DaVeganPolice: D:
 HadesLeprechaun: I got mad when my apartment neighbors were blasting music until 3am
 itira: 
frank_the_great: A silenced gun
KeytarCat: 8 is totally a normal time to practice 👀
 Nigouki: America rubbing off on Ben
 Going_Medium: Jam with them.  Show them how its done.
 HadesLeprechaun: one of the only times I actually went over and knocked on the door to have a word
 xantos69: If you live in an apartment you don't get to play an instrument.  Walls are thin and your music is never that good.
 neisan2112: I always worry because I am the upstairs neighbor.
 gamercat88: 3am they must be lonely
 hieroglyphica: I only freak out if a neighbor has one of those ultrasonic pest repellent machines. I will go INSANE about those things
drcthulu: and it's not Georgia
 betweenmyself: *wham wham wham*  I appreciate you trying to better yourself and I believe you show promise but please practice at an earlier time of day!
 Mazrae: I hate when the upstairs kids run a little
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fiddle dueling's banned by the HOA
drcthulu: Axe him a question
 DaVeganPolice: 
 GasCityGaming: was lucky and got a split level fourplex, share walls not the floor
Fanklok: You're not Duke Nukem
 BrowneePointz: I mean, Ben IS a Magik main in Rivals
 LostThePirate: I once had a neighbor I never met, just called "trombone guy" - bet you can't guess why...  Would be funny sometimes, though, like I'd have friends over watching Star Wars, and the next day I'd be hearing the Imperial March from upstairs haha
EvilBadman: Alright Scarlet Witch with the w+m1
 neisan2112: Woooah
thunderkenku: whoah, chill rambo
 betweenmyself: if only there were some magic pills you could take to let yourself take more damage before dying, OH WAIT 
 hieroglyphica: I did used to have a neighbor who practiced bagpipes, but they were passable enough that I didn't mind
KeytarCat: Shift W ftw
 BrowneePointz: He did. You lost
 micalovits: Skill issue
 BrowneePointz: Adam 1 Ben 0
 Nigouki: Adam kinkshaming for side guys
drcthulu: Kobe
 tr3ewitch88: Enemy pov: this guy is on bathsalts or something...he just kept coming
thunderkenku: Actually laughed so hard at that
 itira: oop
  Juliamon: I tried to remind you
 BrowneePointz: HEATHERRRR
 BrowneePointz: THEY DIDN'T BREAK!
 Kramburger: MODS
 dumbo3k: Yeah, if only chat tried to remind you
 BusTed: not holding W? try holding this L
 ButButTheJesus: GRAAAAHAAMMMM
EvilBadman: @juliamon me too after the kid died
 tr3ewitch88: I did say drink water.
TinkerTezz: 45 min opener, i think no break is okay lol
Manitu_25: you had one job
Fanklok: I missed it
jokcourtz: yall make me happy
 HadesLeprechaun: "sorry I kicked you to death, I meant to do something else"
 dumbo3k: Yeah, these people didn't do such a good job holding their perimeter. And they lost like half a dozen people
 itira: 
Manitu_25: come on joel
 Makrosian_Tay: I like Ellie. Her reactions are very realistic for someone in her position
thunderkenku: Famous last words
thunderkenku: When has a character said that and NOT died horribly?
 neisan2112: Yyyaeeeeah
 micalovits: And here comes the deathflags for Tommy!
 BrowneePointz: Deathflags for Tommy is my favorite Band
 LostThePirate: My son is learning to name his emotions, buuut he doesn't have all the words yet. So anytime he's disappointed something doesn't go the way he wants, he whines "It's bedtiiiiiime" to convey his feelings.
Manitu_25: meet roach
TinkerTezz: Tank controls
drcthulu: Quit horsing around
 circusofkirkus: what is this, Elden Ring?
 BusTed: huh
 Nigouki: just press W
patrick_stonecrusher: Booo videogame horses
 Saintnex: dang, so badass
 Stormgod519: yknow, Ive seen a lot of The Walking Dead, and so I'm very concerned that these horses aren't making it out alive
shushu2539: its like riding a unicorn but without the horn
 BusTed: what was its name
 NorthstarTex: not surprised, she seems the type
 tr3ewitch88: Horses are A-holes
EvilBadman: The horse single?
 BrowneePointz: It's not too bad as long as the horse is well trained
 dumbo3k: Ooh, some artisanal glue
Fanklok: Sold it to the glue factory
 MacbethSeemsSus: She sold it, to a glue factory
 BrowneePointz: Can confirm. My dad owned 3 horses. Horse feed is fucking EXPESNIVE
goombalax: sold it to the glue horse-eaters
 BrowneePointz: Expensive*
 SnackPak_: all the time
 Stormgod519: i have a different one
drcthulu: no just you
 BusTed: damn
Orxolon: Yes
drcthulu: ooooh burn
 itira: damn Ben
 dumbo3k: double tapping space also puts a period
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: no but I see people do it all the time
 gamercat88: damn get burnt
 betweenmyself: if we could boost this horse’s natural buoyancy and make it easier to stand upon this would be the perfect vehicle for Ben
 BrowneePointz: I have fat thumbs and hit the wrong key all the time
KeytarCat: I hit backspace instead of M
 tr3ewitch88: WOW BEN!
 Transmuted_Elf: i have that issue
goombalax: non-stop blasting jeez
Astramentha: woooooooow
 NorthstarTex: skill issue
Fanklok: What the fuck Ben
frank_the_great: Double space become period
 Makrosian_Tay: You just gonna take that, Ben?
 raulghoulia: adam catching a lot of strays tonight
 brainbosh: All the time
 BusTed: adam can you swipe on the space bar on your device to move around character by character
 Stormgod519: for some reason it keeps my finger on shift loing enough to capitalize the second letter of a word...
thunderkenku: Ever have the problem where you go to hit space and you crush the keyboard with your massive thumbs?
 Saintnex: I mean Ill accidentally double tap space and do a period instead?
frank_the_great: Weird text? Must be Tuesday
 itira: ok thats a pretty big difference
drcthulu: You just need a size 18 keyboard
 circusofkirkus: Adam has the thumb war advantage
ghyllnox: Ben, goddamn
 Stormgod519: lul
EvilBadman: Declare a thumb was
Heefnoff: Longer thumb generates more torque that's optimal
 brainbosh: Or rather, all.the.time
 tr3ewitch88: This is an award convention
drcthulu: bat thumb
 BrowneePointz: BOB ODEKIRK!
 tr3ewitch88: 
 BrowneePointz: The Ace Ventura guy made those!
 neisan2112: OH YEEEAh
7gorobei: give up annikan i have the longer thumb
 SnackPak_: jesus christ thats old
 ButButTheJesus: huh, never saw that one
 BrowneePointz: Thumb Wars, Thumbfather, Thumbenstein, Blair Thumb Project
 BrowneePointz: SCOOBY DOOBY
 NotCainNorAbel: pinki shot first
 protojman: same guy who did Kung Pow
 BrowneePointz: ooby doob scooby dooby banoobi?
 BrowneePointz: ONE AND THE SAME!
 BusTed: p good bit
 NorthstarTex: Thumb wars was a trip
 BrowneePointz: yep Bob? Steve? Odekirk?
 I_Am_Clockwork: god I haven't heard the name ThumbWars in a long time... a very long time
 BrowneePointz: he also did Godfather Frankenstein and Blair Witch
 BusTed: Steve
 itsr67: so cute
The_Timo: chosen one!
 itsr67: bubye
 Stormgod519: Ben said that and I glanced up from my dinner
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm falling, we're falling, whale!!!
 LithelyUnshod: Oedekirk, IIRC
 BrowneePointz: They've been clipped!
The_Timo: wee ooo weeooo weeee
 kumatsu: I like BIG BUTTS
 raulghoulia: thats a lot of nuts
 BrowneePointz: I need to get back to Uncle Soondead and Aunt Gonnabiteit! What did you say their names were? @LoadingReadyRun
 betweenmyself: Adam just today learning that the “actors” in Kung Pow were actually thumbs all along 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact that horse tolerates water is ASTOUNDING
EvilBadman: @browneepointz it was Steve Oedekerk btw
 tr3ewitch88: What are we talking about?
 Nigouki: awww hell, did Ellie get captured? Does she now know it perpetuates the escort quest stereotype?
Orxolon: Why do we neat our beds?
 BrowneePointz: @EvilBadman Could never remember his first name. And I knew I spelled his last name wrong
Aenir798: What's the second thing that comes to mind?
 kumatsu: taking care of horses fucking sucks, they're ready to fall apart at a moments notice
SnowBuddy18: I feel like that's just streaming
 tr3ewitch88: I just feel like I missed some of the context.
EvilBadman: @browneepointz Doesn't help that Bob exists and they are not related or spelled the same
Manitu_25: adam whats your twitch, 'cause hits hits for me
Astramentha: that’s what we’re here for
thunderkenku: Got killed in super slow motion
 xantos69: You just stood there and got shot 5 times
 NorthstarTex: life's not fair ben
 BusTed: @seabats
Aenir798: I thought it was called streaming because it always goes downhill.
drcthulu: flanked
Orxolon: Source:Trust me bro
 BrowneePointz: Did you watch the Blair Thumb Project as well Ben? Cuz the "Mallow....MALLOW!" bit from that was my friend group's chant for YEARS
 LithelyUnshod: Billy Joel?
 dumbo3k: Damn, Tommy stole your kill
 SnackPak_: Billie Joe can get it
 Kramburger: Old Billy Joel or young Billy Joel?
 Stormgod519: "Ill take a shot in the mouth from a popcorn bucket"
 BrowneePointz: Billi Jo Armstrong
 Strebenherz: not incorrect
 Kramburger: Billy JOE
 tr3ewitch88: Billy Joel did piano man.
 LithelyUnshod: Billy Joel is the Piano MAn
mulligan2six: Mike Dirnt the bassist too
Orxolon: And Mike dirnt
SnowBuddy18: close enough Adam, we knew what you meant
Manitu_25: oh shit, did somebody wake him up?
 GasCityGaming: is he related to cool snoopy?
drcthulu: Joey Joe Joe Joysenford
 BrowneePointz: and Mike Dirnt
 BrowneePointz: which is the sound of his bass
Manitu_25: cause i forgor
 dumbo3k: He was born Mini Cool
 BrowneePointz: Ben Henry Ulmer as a bass player you take that back RIGHT NOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone else remember that weird period of time where people became aware of the strange subsection of sports that include professional arm wrestling in Russia and things where they look like they are actually going to break tables?
 Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz wasn't that in the bible? "Jesus dirnt"
mulligan2six: @BrowneePointz There are literally dozens of us!
SnowBuddy18: Tre Cool was born Frank Edwin Wright III, and, ngl, I'd probably change my name too
drcthulu: the puffy jacket boys
 Stormgod519: I was really hoping youd keep going around the building
 BrowneePointz: Is it winter on your chest and summer on your arms?
thunderkenku: Mobility
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the vest
 dumbo3k: so you want puffy sleeves
Fanklok: Torso has all the important bits
 Stormgod519: I mean, my hands and feet get cold first, but that's due to a disease I have
  bv310: Puffy sleeves, bare nips
 GasCityGaming: sleeves witha  string connecting them behind your shoulders like mittens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In certain cases you have the vest and a bunch of thin layers
 Goombill: Your arms get cold cause your body prioritizes your core
 Muddy_Thunder: Jacket off!
 BrowneePointz: why jacket, when you could have jacket potatoes
 tr3ewitch88: Just remember ben it could be worse... you could die by bear bending
KeytarCat: If your core gets cold, it's a lot worse than if your arms get cold
 TheAwkes: Warming your core can do a lot for warming your limbs, and they pair well with shells. They're popular in the PNW for a reason!
 BusTed: puffy sleeves, bare nips, can't lose
 Stormgod519: lol
GreyThey: What if they're wearing a vest and really long gloves?
 gamercat88: back to bear bending
EvilBadman: Puffy sleeves full bush
thunderkenku: Glad we circled back around
 Stormgod519: weve come full circle
 BrowneePointz: the urrRRRRGH!
rabbitgta: Man it was a feels like of -16 so it was shorts, pants, and pants time for going outside
 Stormgod519: bear.mp3
 BrowneePointz: with a rising tone
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I love only sleeves sweaters/sweatshirts and I heard they’re great for people who use wheelchairs so I want them to be “in” forever
 MitchTheQuaker: the WoW bear noise is the stock sound in my head
 Muddy_Thunder: absolute cinema
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To go back to horseback riding, you will have underarmor/another layer and then a vest but a real winter coat you wear in the barn
 Jennie_Fuchsia: more sleeves alone
 BrowneePointz: yep that one
 MitchTheQuaker: that one ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So when you are exercising you are less insulated
 ButButTheJesus: I'm hearing a "hrroon" in my head but I think its from Skyrim
 MacbethSeemsSus: harvey birdman bear noise
patrick_stonecrusher: Suburban Sasquach .mp3
 Stormgod519: one horse...
 Stormgod519: okay
SnowBuddy18: "only YOU can prevent forest fires"
 Stormgod519: thank god, never mind
Fanklok: The noise that plays when you cast a grizzly bears on arena
 BrowneePointz: Look you've got a Red Roan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, that movie WAS my childhood
 BrowneePointz: that thing is dumber than sin
thunderkenku: They were doing secret horse things
rabbitgta: Spirit horse > spirit airline
 Stormgod519: @SnowBuddy18 fuck Smokey Bear
 GasCityGaming: don't think i've ever seen Spirit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Depends, if it's a gelding yes
 BrowneePointz: They can't even keep themselves alive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends Ben
GreyThey: 🤔 A vest is just shorts for your upper body
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses can be deeply smart
 BusTed: got their ass
 SnackPak_: gottem
 BrowneePointz: Horses are conniving
 BrowneePointz: and STUPID
 BrowneePointz: in equal measure
 hieroglyphica: It's like a tactical stupidity?
  Juliamon: Horses minmax int/wis
 Seth_Erickson: it's your heel Ben
 MitchTheQuaker: so true bestie
Veste: weak, 2/10
Manitu_25: he did not
frank_the_great: Bait used to be believable
Snouut: the death stare
thunderkenku: yeah adam
 BrowneePointz: Reminder, Electric Fences for horses have to be higher than CATTLE, cuz the damn things will LEAN ON THE FENCE for FUN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've known horses that were so smart that they needed to be tricked otherwise they would try to shortcut during things because they would anticipate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Oh yeah they don't give a single shit
 MitchTheQuaker: castlevania is peak tho
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz huh, til
 Makrosian_Tay: I was SO EXCITED at the Game Trailers (awards) and heard "from team ICO" and then dissapointed when they promised "gameplay footage" and it was literally 30 seconds of getting in a mech and walking away from an explosion
Snouut: yeah ben, lobster from subway is amazing 
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've known horses that will figure out how to unfasten the latches on their stalls when bored
 BrowneePointz: @Strebenherz Yea. if you're gonna piss on an electric fence, make it a cattle fence
 HadesLeprechaun: aaaaaand here is where my game crashed for memory problems
 GasCityGaming: so if you share things.... has Adam seen Castlevania?
Orxolon: So you love ranch
 BrowneePointz: cattle fence will shock ya, Horse fence will KNOCK YOU OUT @Strebenherz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because it's the best puzzle if not kept otherwise mentally enriched
Fanklok: I know Adam LOVES Blitzball
 Stormgod519: I prefer the Bart, personally
KeytarCat: Auntie subway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Literally put you on the ground
 SnackPak_: this is fun
 itira: i dont understand whats happening 
 BrowneePointz: I'm from the Ranch Holy Land and I haaaaaaaate ranch
  Pharmacistjudge: i think adam and ben has had enough subway for the rest of their lives.
 LostThePirate: How can you author the Subwyverse while disliking Subway???
rabbitgta: Honey mussy boys not ranch boys
Orxolon: Ooohhh i see
thunderkenku: Impossible
patrick_stonecrusher: Why do you hate pancakes??
 tr3ewitch88: Ranch is bad
Snouut: everythings out the window, ben actually doesnt secretly like phyrexia 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate That's EXACTLY how
 BrowneePointz: Okay wait, I hate Ranch, but I LIKE Cool Ranch Doritos and those Ranch Oyster Crackers. Am I still allowed in the club Ben?
drcthulu: well it's not the hero
 Seth_Erickson: I mean the subway verse started because they thought it was bad and that's why it took over every other food and restaruant
Orxolon: Adam Loves Pokémon t
Orxolon: Then
 Rhynerd: that’s why the Quiznos resistance exists
 lamina5432: i don't think you can get all of twitch chat to agree
Morrigan9: you're being paid by Big Poutine
rabbitgta: They know what they did
 Nigouki: why is there a car-width staircase in this house
 BrowneePointz: Those Ironmon streams were Peak Adam
Snouut: are you saying you dont like the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES adam, blasphemy
 BusTed: 
 hieroglyphica: I excited the opposite opinion sometimes and people do get legit mad
 Fancy_frenchman: but what about…… The Pepper Baaar
 hieroglyphica: *express
 Makrosian_Tay: Poutine on the ritz
 NotCainNorAbel: cars slept upstairs
 BusTed: When we stored cars upstairs
 Stormgod519: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks like a boarding house
 Stormgod519: that mirror...
Nickiatori: two sinks!
 MitchTheQuaker: pixel ass mirror
 dumbo3k: Thats what mirrors look like
Snouut: man i miss pootails, poutine on a beavertail slaps so hard
Orxolon: Would you say Drift compatible?
 tr3ewitch88: I wonder how many Canadians actually hate poutine
 rosesmcgee: the water was doing that earlier
 LostThePirate: Janky
Fanklok: Pixels remaster Ben
EvilBadman: Your reflections are probably set low lol
rabbitgta: Home made mirrors maybe
 Stormgod519: she's at a sorority?
 Seth_Erickson: no Ellie that was not all they worried about
EvilBadman: I love this scene
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 dumbo3k: nononono ellie no\
 underhill33: 
 SnackPak_: Ellie's cooking
 Stormgod519: wow we went there
 tr3ewitch88: 
 BrowneePointz: Ashley and Troy acting their asses off
 dumbo3k: stop, back up, stop digging
 BrowneePointz: fuck Ashley's got me crying again
 Strebenherz: oh.  aww.
 BrowneePointz: god damn Ashley Johnson
 Stormgod519: damn
  Juliamon: she fuckin killed it
 Strebenherz: OH fuck's sake joel
 Stormgod519: dammit, Joel
Astramentha: 
 Stormgod519: ya boys like Alcohol?
  bv310: Just *chef's kiss* acting work from both of them
  Juliamon: you know what's also awkward timing? Actual time
 rosesmcgee: Is there ever a good time?
 Strebenherz: is it good writing if i want to slap both parties upside the head
DrNegativ3: i love this game
 DaFhaye: I mean no lies were said
 Makrosian_Tay: Again, really love how well these wrote this. The inherent conflict between Ellie and Joel is done SO WELL
 Nigouki: awww such an emotional moment so TIME FOR SOME GAMEPLAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 tr3ewitch88: Wait, I walked away from my screen for 1 minute now we're choking people.
Orxolon: El diablo me ha atrapado!
 Stormgod519: ay, machete
 BrowneePointz: @tr3ewitch88 emotional convo, folks ambushed the ranch while we were talking
drcthulu: for fireball
 Stormgod519: nice pour
 gamercat88: def their baptized name
 tr3ewitch88: Well danm
 underhill33: jesus
 BrowneePointz: I would just stop drop and cry
 DaFhaye: And now the house is on fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Put out the fire with the flood of your tears?
patrick_stonecrusher: Mustve been the wind
 dumbo3k: Look. my buddy spontaneously combusts, I'm getting the hell out of there
The_Timo: Classic Jim, always bursting into flames
thunderkenku: He was just grabbing a drink, nothing to check on
drcthulu: Adam's a soda man
 Stormgod519: LOL
 SnackPak_: 
 BusTed: "I see you"
Aenir798: Nice shot Ben!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Stormgod519: PEEKAB-
patrick_stonecrusher: The jetll make ya jittery
 LMAOkai_: dang get shot nerd 
thunderkenku: LOOOOOL
 CypherRaze: LMFAO
Manitu_25: gotem
 DaFhaye: He Peek a youd
RuiFaleiro: everytime i had a problem, i would throw a molotov. voila, a different problem
 Nigouki: Peeka-boop'd
 BrowneePointz: it seems you, were the last of us
 tr3ewitch88: Apawcalypse?🐾🐾🐾
drcthulu: La bamba
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: he just walked into that
 DaFhaye: Bamba number 5
 BusTed: fair
 SnackPak_: true
 ButButTheJesus: lawl
Orxolon: La bomba número cinco
 Stormgod519: oh no....
frank_the_great: brutal
Fanklok: Stealth explosives
 dumbo3k: That is a lot of chunky salsa
Orxolon: Del diablo
 gamercat88: they coudl still be in Last of Us 2
 Stormgod519: He's halfway there
 NorthstarTex: Juicy
 Nigouki: i wouldn't call a house covered in intestines "clear"
thunderkenku: At least the ammo is clean
 BusTed: eww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: New paint job
 DaFhaye: ben! You threw bombs!
  Juliamon: just casually jog through the chum
 tr3ewitch88: Wow ben
 Stormgod519: oh come on
 BusTed: 
Aenir798: Boo
drcthulu: cost him an arm and a leg
 Makrosian_Tay: Clearance on limbs. Everything MUST GO 
frank_the_great:   
 Strebenherz: on top of spagetti, all covered with CHEEEEESE
 dumbo3k: 
 ButButTheJesus: *applause*
 LMAOkai_:  A+ joke
 tr3ewitch88: ADAM
 Stormgod519: @drcthulu okay that got me
 Transmuted_Elf: lucky him, it cost the other guy an arm and a leg
 NotCainNorAbel: half centar
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dont make Joel talk about his feelings, this is what happens.
 GasCityGaming: MY mom would have loved that joke
 Stormgod519: very good yalll
frank_the_great: Force of habit?
 Strebenherz: joel stupid
 dumbo3k: Because Joel is an asshoile
 micalovits: Cause he is dumb AF
Aenir798: Joel has trauma
 Stormgod519: Joel is kind of an idiot
 BrowneePointz: he's projecting
 Trahas: He is scared
drcthulu: Because he's being a curmudgeon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is punishing himself
ActualFactual: Adam with the empathy.
 Stormgod519: is this the newest Oregon trail?
 Nigouki: Modern masculine way of processing trauma!
ActualFactual: Unlike the clueless Ben.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam with the empathy
 tr3ewitch88: It's childhood trauma... just not his childhood
 Strebenherz: remember when joel was telling ellie "we don't got time for trauma?"  He was talking about himself!
ghyllnox: He doesn't want to watch her die
 Makrosian_Tay: Adam, you got the best possible read onthat story! That's why you're my GOAT
 xantos69: He did that whole thing where he had something bad happen to him once and his answer was "Well guess I'll never do that again"  But the thing was have a connection with a human.
 Stormgod519: Adam is so sweet
 Kaaannaaa: Not making a great case
  Juliamon: That's literally what they said, that you had empathy
ActualFactual: I was saying you have empathy, and Ben does not.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is definitely a reasonable response considering the fact that he was isolated without therapy directly after all that loss
Astramentha: They weren’t being sarcastic
 Stormgod519: also he's very cute
 lamina5432: emfighty
 Stormgod519: youre cuty=e
Orxolon: Weren't t
drcthulu: Character growth arc
 Stormgod519: dammit
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Serivus: can't he at least get the gear that Tommy was offering?
  Juliamon: "also you're not ever seeing this horse again"
 Stormgod519: oh Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Makrosian_Tay: OH NO
 micalovits: Is that why you name everything after your dad?
 ButButTheJesus: oh nooooo
Kaaosa: massive dad? how big was he?
 SnackPak_: our b
thunderkenku: poor ben
ActualFactual: CW Dads
 MyrddintheWizard: Oh noes.
KeytarCat: Chat's like, yeah, we know
 Kaaannaaa: I feel like the first 10 minutes of the game is the warning
 DaFhaye: Hey Ben by the way this game has massive dad things
 MitchTheQuaker: it cant be that diff from the show right
 BusTed: 🤔
  Juliamon: are you *sure*
 CypherRaze: It's not just this one. The next one is the one that gets me.
letsbelgo: now we all know!
 NorthstarTex: Sure
 raulghoulia: aure Jan
mulligan2six: "coincidence"
 tr3ewitch88: Oops, sorry, ben. get wrecked?
  Juliamon: this is a good time to stop btw
 Stormgod519: 🤨
 Stormgod519: Ellie calling out Football, hell yeah
 Stormgod519: aw, that's it?
kyp_dorrun: until he gets to the second game
patrick_stonecrusher:   
Orxolon: I don't understand, weren't they going separate ways a couple of minutes ago?
 BrowneePointz: yea if you played anymore you'd have to just finish the game lol
Astramentha: Ceci nest pas un dad
 circusofkirkus: wow great time for a break
 Stormgod519: man, I gotta tune in more often
 dumbo3k: Perfect time for a break right now xD
 BrowneePointz: @Orxolon he couldn't just abandon her like everyone else
drcthulu: quick run all the ads now
 MacbethSeemsSus: WE enjoyed the ads you ran
thunderkenku: So many legally required breaks
Aenir798: Mandated fluid cycles
mulligan2six: Just run 20 minutes of ads on the way out
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 ButButTheJesus: those ads? top tier.
 DaFhaye: Can't wait to see you at magic con
Orxolon: @browneepointz aaaawwww
 LMAOkai_: good stream. ya'll are good eggs
 Stormgod519: SALUD!
 tr3ewitch88: Those adds were great
 BrowneePointz: @Orxolon he was conflicted and couldn't go through with just letting her go
 itira:  gross
 Strebenherz: you two are complete and utter dorks, please keep bein' dorks
 gamercat88: buy some ads
Astramentha: I’ll watch the end of stream ads just for you
 ButButTheJesus: DEW IT
 Stormgod519: please do it ben
patrick_stonecrusher: The ads told me sports gambling is cool! Thanks for showing me!
 tr3ewitch88: Goofy guys
 Stormgod519: we luv ya!
Aenir798: "They do a great podcast"
thunderkenku: I tell everyone how great you are
 NotCainNorAbel: my people will contact your people
 Larkonus: "What's a Twitch?" - My boss, probably
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely I have done that
 GasCityGaming: i bring y'all up alot to coworkers
 neisan2112:   
  Juliamon: btw G just teased some phun phacts about FN on socials
 xantos69: Thanks for the great stream team.  50 Bits.  \
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I did it on accident
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nega Alvin
 Stormgod519: how low can ya go?
 Kramburger: Brotherrrr
 betweenmyself: Notify every boss whatever there was that LRR exists!
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 tr3ewitch88: Ben, you've got to put your voice up and pitch Adam's down.
 I_Am_Clockwork: warmachine my beloved
 micalovits: Warmachine is pretty cool
drcthulu: no it's like 20 years old
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tr3ewitch88 Currently only one mic is effected by the board
  Juliamon: also omg Thefluffiestguineapig the new momcat is like a floofier Gadget I'm in looooove
 LMAOkai_: Warmachine is very fun
 I_Am_Clockwork: Warmachine can be pretty kickass
Fanklok: Trench Crusade is the new mini game
Orxolon: Do you guys know what the next Long game Is gonna be?
  Juliamon: Orxolon Ben mentioned earlier they're aiming for StS
 SnackPak_: nailed it
 GasCityGaming: pronounced Mill-foy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I KNOW Also her name is I think Noodle
 Redbassist: 
 Stormgod519: Ben, are you okay???
Mai_Andra: Warmachine (and Hordes) was fantastic, it just got old and people moved on.  They released a new edition recently to try to revive it.
 LithelyUnshod: Meel-Foy
 Makrosian_Tay: "MULTIPLE PEOPLE ARE TYPING"
Orxolon: @juliamon thanks
 Stormgod519: love the cafe!
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's cold here in Chicago fyi
 gamercat88: safe travels
 Stormgod519: NICE
 Strebenherz: safe travels home to ya two
 Stormgod519: nice!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's such a good username
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KWardJenx: Love the stream and adore the banter. Thank you gents!
 Stormgod519: da bits da bits!
 tr3ewitch88: Thank you for another great stream guys! And don't bend bears!   
 Stormgod519: gnight lads!
 LostThePirate: Alan!
 itira: Thanks for the stream!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a great stream and the laughs are always appreciated
 gamercat88:  
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 GasCityGaming: ok bye!
 Redbassist: Okay
 itira: have a good night everyone!
 DaFhaye: Have a great night
 itira: oh myyy
 DaFhaye: thank you for stream
drcthulu: butt pats though
 Stormgod519: you want me to do what???
KWardJenx: well now...
 Strebenherz: Carrot these centaurs
ghyllnox: Thanks for stream! o/
Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!
 Stormgod519: oh?
 Stormgod519: someone, warn nelly!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigh
 lamina5432: gnight
 shendaras: shenanigans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly is not the one to get with that, also Alex is the one in tomorrow
 tr3ewitch88: @strebenherz Apples are what they really want.
 tr3ewitch88: Goodnight everyone! ❤️
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good night!
 Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream boys!
  Juliamon: Alex tomorrow "what the fuck did those boys DO"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon In slack 'GODDAMNIT
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: i look forward to that
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