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TehAmelie: hi Cori, Cameron
wedge_x: cringdom
flouncy_magooo: I love Drafting Simulator
TehAmelie: the old C&C
Juliamon: CNC Power Hour
Spades_Slicc: This stream LRRMs absolute TGs
QuixoticScrivener: lrrmtg5000, pay me to take your stock
shamblingkrenshar: Hey thats me!
Mangledpixel: boop
Bugberry: Lots of people I saw doing Green/White. Mount synergy is good.
Bugberry: And an Artifact
Mai_Andra:
"How're you gonna kill that?" "Spin out." 
SolarBlitz1: Sloosted Boop
Spades_Slicc: I punted a game by forgetting to tap 3 creatures to my voyager a couple turns in a row
QuixoticScrivener: time till debriseetle currently 9 minutes
Diabore: just friends right now
Mangledpixel: who up sloosting they boop?
Spades_Slicc: You can only marry it if it's crewed
ghizmou: how many dates before you propose?
micalovits: Just a one night pick right now
wedge_x: pivot to pivoting
constablecrab: We’ve had one guess, but what about second guess?
shamblingkrenshar: It makes me think of that one part from Sonic 3. "You lot are a colorful bunch!"
TehAmelie: it's NEVER too late to pivot
TehAmelie: (b-baka)
ArdCollider: (wedge is chuckling from the kitchen)
Spades_Slicc: Is the "Pivoting" in the draft with us?
TheDevil_Risen: i wish but other side of the world
TheDevil_Risen: i got my festival in a box though, wanted that first sliver
micalovits: Its real good
Spades_Slicc: You need to play vehicles to poop
Cptasparagus: Craig, the Wind-Scarred
Diabore: windscarred craig, and windscarred steve
Mangledpixel: puh puh puh poop out a pilot
ghizmou: crash course is fine
Bugberry: land seems good
shamblingkrenshar: Ride's End is the most played card from this set in Standard at the Pro Tour. I thought it was interesting that a common got there.
drcthulu: pilot pooping!
Spades_Slicc: blue seems really open
adept_nekomancer: "shark pirate" is an excellent creature type
Spades_Slicc: did limited resources declare one color as unequivocally bad again?
ghizmou: this is not a may, I repeat not a may
shamblingkrenshar: I cannot stress enough how much I love that the pirate theme is "looting"
micalovits: They would neeeveeer do that
Spades_Slicc: Is your plan unstoppable?
Mindfire13: Unstoppable plan is fun
Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc They've rarely done that. Usually they say one color is one you don't want to start in, and players take that to mean the color is irredeemable.
Spades_Slicc: Kamigawa neo dynasty @Bugberry
Spades_Slicc: and all the really good mono U decks people got to draft after that overview came out
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logophile99: draft faster this is not nearly max speed
adept_nekomancer: Can draft horses club
micalovits: Horsie!
Drexciya808: that is bananas!
KingOfDoma: Shadowfax should have been Naya
A_Dub888: What up friends, how Magic is The Gathering today?
logophile99: your max speed is 2 then
Mindfire13: Of course Debris Beetle is the colors you aren't drafting
Bugberry: Sloth!
micalovits: I would lightning strike
dungeonmasteralek: We playing 60 cards?
Drexciya808: vnwxt might be fun in azorius detectives
EvilBadman: unlaunched cameron
TheDevil_Risen: lfmao
TheDevil_Risen:
love it Cam
Mangledpixel: they go beep and also boop
A_Dub888: how does sugar affect an internal combustion engine?
Molladia: If we run through these matches quickly you could join the Sealed collector booster event. /joking
ThorSokar: 45 is the new 40~
Piecrust9: Thats a lot of 5+ drops lmao
micalovits: Rides end is 2 mana most of the time
QuixoticScrivener: I don’t think splashing blue is doing us any favor’s.
Bugberry: is 2 Quickwelders too much?
LurkerSpine: what's the split between creature and non?
Bugberry: I always have to check in case there's none of the self-animating Vehicles, as those basically count as creatures.
Molladia: Let Cam make his Predator noise thingy
drcthulu: gobli gobli
wedge_x: priceless
drcthulu: he had a family
sporkraptor: that's the cat hunting chitter XD
femmytherealbeing: Not me making the chewie noise along with them
femmytherealbeing: Hehehe
Spades_Slicc: captain or welder?
A_Dub888: @drcthulu "had" bieng the operative word there
g0blinslide: format is great to play
Bugberry: I love figuring out Max Speed. It also has a cool animation
QuixoticScrivener: when did Pheldagrif start rocking fidget spinners?
TheDevil_Risen: to be fair, I'm really struggling in limited with it
Voidhawk42: Right now I'm being milled out by a Riverchurn Momument, and a copied one with Waxen Shapethief. Which is certainly an event!
TheDevil_Risen: it does have some cool cards though
Spades_Slicc: !card voyager quick
LRRbot: Voyager Quickwelder [2W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [2/4] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
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QuixoticScrivener: Goblin Merfolk
brainbosh: Deathless pilot is fun, 6 mana to play it again lol
LurkerSpine: crew rules are so dumb
Bugberry: @brainbosh Durable Coilbug with upside
adept_nekomancer: Just lulling them into a huge pileup
rabbitgta: Heck bent
silent_sol: you commande would be Phelddagrif, type: Phelddagrif
micalovits: RIP Wrath
arosine: lmao
Cptasparagus: lightning strike your own face to intimidate
bytecaster: beeeg horse
bytecaster: It's Craig
arosine: response unit can trade with oilgorger
dungeonmasteralek: can we put thopter in the plane and then putplane on horse?
rabbitgta: Everything is ok now, spits out some teeth
dungeonmasteralek: next turn
bytecaster: That horse needs a lot of power to saddle
Spades_Slicc: what if they debreetle?
bytecaster: What if, indeed
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
g0blinslide: that called shot
micalovits: then we would have lost anyway
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TheDevil_Risen: called shot
MrPipboy3000: Make them have it ... sometimes they do ...
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TheDevil_Risen: any tips from your limited play experience with the set Cori?
Cptasparagus: perfect deck obviously
bytecaster: Sometimes you are the debreetler, sometimes you are the debreetlee
Spades_Slicc: I'd Ride's End winter personnaly
bytecaster: Magic: The Gathering
A_Dub888: How often do you think Valgavoth hits Winter with lightning strikes?
Bruceski: Lands, amirite?
bytecaster: I also do enjoy the defensive car opponent has
LurkerSpine:
100
Cptasparagus: yeah he's my new discord PFP
Cptasparagus: zoomed in on the little tongue
silent_sol: he's wearing welding goggle, and it doesnt even have eyes
bytecaster: Also, they are allowed to have style
silent_sol: it would be funnier if the display had the mask
bytecaster: Second gear
A_Dub888: every time you start your engines, I think I activated sticky keys
boyesie: !card midnight mangler
LRRbot: Midnight Mangler [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | During turns other than yours, this Vehicle is an artifact creature. / Crew 2
Spades_Slicc: !card flood the en
LRRbot: Flood the Engine [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or Vehicle / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Diabore: our engines! their flooded!
jessicaengle: Hello
Cptasparagus: I was finally able to buy the 20th anniversary hoodie. The size chart makes it seem like they're a bit larger than you'd expect for the sizing (I bought a large), is that your experience?
lirazel64: Nice.
Juliamon: Cptasparagus Yeah, they do run big
iris_of_ether: I wear my big hoodie over my small hoodie
Juliamon: it's the kind of hoodie you want to be a little roomy
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon TY. I wouldve bought an XL if I could've but they're out. I usually wear large but i've had some stuff shrink on me recently so I was going to be safe.
lirazel64: Cptasparagus, that's so you can fit a couple of layers underneath if you need them.
Flyingdelorion: I love Rocky Roads
Diabore: how is this the set with country roads and not thunder junction
A_Dub888: @iris_of_ether Hoodietroshka
Cptasparagus: a tent!
adept_nekomancer: It's 3
iris_of_ether: @a_dub888 And then sometimes I put on my outside jacket and it's like 3 coat layers
Spades_Slicc: inb4 they never get land 5
TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
grumpenprole: it's OVER REPLACEMENT LEVEL
shamblingkrenshar: Big Snake does only have 2 toughness.
shamblingkrenshar: That other number is scary though.
lirazel64: Risky Shortcut doing work.
Spades_Slicc: you can also goblin to draw land maybe
Bruceski: steers with his butt
lirazel64: Arena...
brainbosh: What does Rocky Roads do?
wyattsburp: Can Make a pilot as well...
shamblingkrenshar: @brainbosh Makes a 1/1 pilot
iris_of_ether:
IbunWest: The best way to draft at max speed is to just lose all your matches so you can draft again.
Spades_Slicc: OP piles on my up until all creatures and vehicles lose indestructible
Cptasparagus: !card Cameron Launcher
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
goombalax: !card Cameron Jerboa
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Spades_Slicc: I would've attacked with the glidecar and traded parry for their ace
Spades_Slicc: last turn
ghizmou: they'll never see it coming next turn
boyesie: !card lightshield
LRRbot: Did you mean: Lightshield Parry; Lightshield Array; Lumbering Lightshield; Teyo's Lightshield
adept_nekomancer: A cunning ruse
boyesie: !card lightshield parry
LRRbot: Lightshield Parry [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Cycling {2}
goombalax: he's from Gobakhan
Molladia: Same as it ever was
TheDevil_Risen: blessyou Cori
Spades_Slicc: You can ride's end in response to the untap
Spades_Slicc: it all worked out
Spades_Slicc: !card interface ace
LRRbot: Interface Ace [1W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot [0/4] | This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Spades_Slicc: oooooh during its controller's turn
brainbosh: Glidecar is really good to pump at end of op turn with the extra creatures
Spades_Slicc:
You can cycle to try and get to 5 lands 
lirazel64: F
Spades_Slicc: maybe they wouldn't have blocked
Molladia: f
goombalax: F
goombalax: o7
GasCityGaming: F
Spades_Slicc: 3 interface aces?
Chesul: might have been worth it to swing with both, boost your speed by 1?
GasCityGaming:
can blow up the ace too 
ghizmou: only the best decisions were taken here
micalovits: The what now?
Spades_Slicc: Just remember you're not allowed to cast kill spells on Interface Ace from October 19-25
silent_sol: bib cacti
solarsheeptoken: LRRMTG Simulator
shamblingkrenshar: If you aren't willing to Life's Legacy your Jumbo Cactaur you are a coward who fears value.
rabbitgta: I can't wait to saw in half cactuar
couchboyj: Yes, unusually large powers are fun with fling, good job
CaptainSpam: Please tell me the FF set has mechanics to casually inflate the life counters to the thousands.
Gadora: People want to give the Jumbo Cactaur trample. I want to give it lifelink.
silent_sol: mtg can now one shot a yugioh player
karolkr1: 大家好
GredGredmansson: like 12 or so
iris_of_ether: Beeeeg Cactuar
karolkr1: 我喜歡煎餅
A_Dub888: @Gadora I want to keep my distance, 10000 is a lot of needles
Molladia: Didn't Bella Hadid introduce the world to "Gay Music"
Spades_Slicc: If you're paying 7 for 1 creature in green you better win the game
GredGredmansson: correct
Molladia: maybe I'm thingin of someone else
GredGredmansson: No Cids yet
CaptainSpam: 10,000 sewing needles
shamblingkrenshar: Not yet but we'll have at least one.
iris_of_ether: Holding out for TG Cid
couchboyj: Secret Cids
silent_sol: there will be ALL cids
QuixoticScrivener: if Izzet isn’t Cid Typal, then I riot!
goombalax: we should have Relentless Cids
A_Dub888: All will be Cid
Shurtal: Oops All Cids
ghizmou: parry can also go face
couchboyj: Council of Cids reskin of Orzov Ghost Council
rabbitgta: Council of cids would be a fun deck idea
micalovits: And this sorta went face for 2
Spades_Slicc: sunlace go face
QuixoticScrivener: @a_dub888 where’d the Sid come from?
A_Dub888: @Shurtal Oops All Cids is actually Al-Cid Margrace
Spades_Slicc: Cori are you a fan of Red Deck Wins?
Molladia: Could be worse cori, you could get to combat step forgetting to Crew or saddle
Spades_Slicc: !card pride of the road
LRRbot: Pride of the Road [3W] | Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [2/5] | Vigilance / Start your engines! / Max speed — At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature or Vehicle you control gains double strike until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: we might have lethal
foobar_blowme: strike face before attacks to get max speed for doublestrike?
GredGredmansson: Bolt face, attack
GredGredmansson: then give the double striker +2/+2?
micalovits: I like the coordinator here
sqaulie: please no pile up
Land_Manatee: You can lightning strike to the face to get up to Max Speed, right?
GredGredmansson: yeah that's what i was saying, strike PREcombat
GredGredmansson: Nope
GredGredmansson: think this still wound up fine though
Spades_Slicc: never read chat
A_Dub888:
micalovits: Yea, I got blown out by first strike damage getting someone to max speed and suddenly my blocks where bad
Land_Manatee: You should never read what we say. We are idiots. COllectively.
drewm1022: You had chat lethal, obvi.
A_Dub888: @drewm1022 chat's always lethal
micalovits: (We also didn't have lethal, they did have a blocker)
ghizmou: I once read chat and I died, chat's lethal
adept_nekomancer: @ghizmou We know what we did.
drewm1022: I chatted once and I died irl.
A_Dub888: OP's got some big butts
bondeulv: why would they not trade their artifact?
sqaulie: Even though people complain this isn't a "magic themed set" it still works like a beauty in sealed and draft play!!! 10/10
GredGredmansson: crews/saddles stuff for free is what it does
micalovits:
SEND A MESSAGE! Yes! 
Akaiatana: It's written in ancient sunmareian
adept_nekomancer: @Akaiatana Does it say something about sub-standard copper?
Spades_Slicc: probably the merchant
GredGredmansson: "You may hurt my body, my mind, and my spirit, but you can never hurt MY PRIDE!"
GredGredmansson: "OW MY PRIDE"
ghyllnox: And the clay fired in the house fire that killed Ea Nasir
QuixoticScrivener: didn’t he have multiple?
sqaulie: Favorite Art work of a card for this set? lmk chat
MrPipboy3000: You have pride? In this economy?
Bruceski: Sometimes I wonder if Ea-Nasir was actually a good merchant and the author was trying to Karen their way to a discount.
OtherEdgeworth: He kept it to show off to guest like "look at this fool , they nkow nothing of my copper"
Akaiatana: Counts for the counts.
iris_of_ether: Yup, the tablets wouldn't have survived if not for a house fire
Shurtal: the ancient day "Check out the coffee one pos said on yelp was 'An Affront to God'" equivilent
QuixoticScrivener: and Ea-Nasir is remembered, far past his death
Land_Manatee: I feel just like SPiderman
goombalax: did you hear about the ramen shop that sent death threats to their low reviewers
Bruceski: Ea-Nasir sitting in the afterlife, "Sweet, they forgot all about the goat!"
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Akaiatana: Gotta go fast. Into the next draft!
walkeroftales: there's very few tanks, in this draft, actually. plenty of trucks though
sqaulie: oh yeah
ghizmou: this hand won't send us into the void
MirandasWake: Your mother?
walkeroftales: THE MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT
MirandasWake: Will get there eventually
Akaiatana: It gets out of hand
goombalax: it gets big
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Akaiatana: Sultai-water frogs?
RatherLargeToad:
I approve 
iris_of_ether: Oooh
iris_of_ether: What movie???
goombalax: hey I should check it out
Akaiatana: I'm now imagining you wearing a froggy visor from DE while playing the deck.
micalovits: I think we wait and can crash and burn the elephant if they saddle?
wedge_x: hey, check it out
Spades_Slicc: It's actually 4/3ing yourself because you're losing 3 creatures and a card in hand vs their 3 creatures
Akaiatana: Be an Edison@
Spades_Slicc: why not crew both vehicles?
Akaiatana: More like Mirthruiner!
Spades_Slicc: Yeah my bad Cameron
goombalax: cue emote only mode
wedge_x: I'll put a napkin over my head
micalovits: Now this is a looking like a good wrath! I like the holding it a turn idea
Faulpyr: Lightning McQueen
Spades_Slicc: GOATed Ghoda
TheDevil_Risen: that dragster in the promo for the new foil treatments
solarsheeptoken: tesla
MirandasWake: Skysoverign reprint
silent_sol: loxodon doing it to them
sqaulie: The first place ketramose card, cards art is gas
DarthRagnar815: As a collector of cards with Chandra art, many of them.
TheDevil_Risen: *im a big dragula fan*
goombalax: The alt art Repurposing Bay that looks like it came from Redline
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niccus: i need a nissan penultima first
sqaulie: good bait
adept_nekomancer: "It's not the last Nissan, but it's close"
sqaulie: well A for effort
Akaiatana: Alt win con
goombalax: I ended up typing Niisan Penultima which lead to a different search result page
micalovits: And maybe even... take a break?
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun the skyseeker's chariot borderless art is pretty dope
7gorobei: nissan is pretty close to being defunct. so ultimate is pretty near
TheDevil_Risen: also like the Rangers' Refuler
7gorobei: they are in talks where honda buys a sizable position
Akaiatana: I have friends with a smart car with a wind up key on the back
iris_of_ether: I need to figure out a different non-shitty electric car, then D:
TheDevil_Risen: Micras are fun to drive, had my first lessons in one
goombalax: as a 6'2"er, I found smart cars surprisingly comfortable
g0blinslide: junker is awesome
g0blinslide: refueler might be the 'best pick' but I think the junker is fun
TheMerricat: I don't know why my fingers typed Hundi for Honda.
Molladia: I still want one of the tiny Japanese Suzuki Cappuchino
sqaulie: Pedal to the Medal
MrPipboy3000: Its so fun
Akaiatana: I hope we don't ask 'where has the vrum gone'
couchboyj: Its a good deck
Spades_Slicc: That deck's . . . Exhausting
theamc2000: who is Max Speed?
micalovits: Is he related to Max Clearance?
theamc2000: I think I am bad at drafting
goombalax: one time !card Coalstoke
micalovits: !card coalstoke
LRRbot: Did you mean: Coalstoke Gearhulk; Coal Stoker
micalovits: !card Coalstoke
LRRbot: Did you mean: Coalstoke Gearhulk; Coal Stoker
ghizmou: I love my vehicle dragon
Spades_Slicc: Tumblrinas when they hear the new magic cards let you mount a dragon
ghizmou: I don't think being called harehair in french is really helping his tough guy image
goombalax: the conservative immigrants I know say they vote for the person with the most english sounding name so I wonder how thats going to affect things
Molladia: Cori to answer your Card art question, The Alternate art Mimeoplasm is spectacular.
Akaiatana: Something I've really enjoyed in this set so far is Wreck Remover. It does work, and when it doesn't, it cycles.
Molladia: The Japanese style, not gold no
Akaiatana: Does the race have bike lanes?
couchboyj: Gunner is real good too
Akaiatana: The black surveyor is a wraith
ghizmou: this gets people who don't read
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Spades_Slicc: flaste is good
walkeroftales: I find it really funny that Gastal cards are in standard at the same time as bloomburrow. Some greasy vampire just shooting a bunny in the back of the skull...
goombalax: to say nothing of duskmourn
goombalax: lets go gearhulk
Spades_Slicc: I kinda wish Maximum Overdrive was a wrath that crewed all your vehicles for a turn
silent_sol: gw gearhulk incoming
Akaiatana: It baubs wrong
goombalax: rat rules
walkeroftales: @goombalax Well, my duskmourn/aetherdrift complaint is "The House where no-one leaves" was directly followed by a set where a group of people were allowed to leave the house. Also who let valgavoth register for nascar?!?
goombalax: who would stop him?!
walkeroftales: did he have to wear a groucho max disguise?
walkeroftales: did he use a voice changer?
Spades_Slicc: there's a chievo for drafting a 5 of a card
goombalax: aspirational
Akaiatana: Grim Javelineer might actually play well with thrill seeker. Hm.
goombalax: ship it decks perfect
goombalax: low curve, could do 16 lands
Molladia: Oh I've got that one, despite my efforts my apparent inability to build decks made losing repeatedly easy
ghizmou: 41 card special&
Akaiatana: Artillerist? We aren't the cycler deck
goombalax: ugh the dirty 41
Molladia: Go to 42 then
goombalax: mono thrillseekers letsgo
shortieXV: ad is still baking in the ad oven
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KeytarCat: Now I have two categories of ad I'll report: I've added gambling ads
goombalax: twitch gets SO much money from gambling ads, they'd never
KeytarCat: The other is military recruitment, so I'm used to them ignoring me 😭
QuixoticScrivener: tug that lrm!
BigUruz: do you guys think we could convince cam to do a playthrough of rogue trader? i crave the musings on the imperium
Arisorio: IT was worth the wait!
goombalax: the novelty Orange Cream Coke Zero is pretty good
Akaiatana: Remove it from the can before you microwave it. Too hot tip
QuixoticScrivener: now I want a hot Pepsi
Feriority: @goombalax I liked it, but honestly I'd rather have a regular orange cream soda than a hybrid orange cream cola
goombalax: holy shit those are neurons that haven't connected in a decade
Molladia: Microwave for you long? a minute?
Molladia: *how long
shortieXV: I hate that idea
silent_sol: thats the magic part
Juliamon: I want to try the orange Coke when it shows up around here
ForOhForError: according to j kenji lopez that one's a keeper
shortieXV: I know the Dr. Pepper company advertized hot Dr.Pepper to try and sell more in the 60s or 70s or whatever
UnknownFriday: I had a friend once make coffee with Mtn Dew. He drank it and said his eyes were vibrating so much he could see through walls.
goombalax: @Feriority same except zero sugar sodas are in short variety
Feriority: @goombalax Yeah, I feel that.
DronoxLeviathan: Ah yes, the balefire microwaves.
ForOhForError: artificial ruby if you get the microwave *very* spicy
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DrMagnify: 77? thats 7 7s with some extra 7s
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MirandasWake: Hello
Bugberry: mutually assured luck
GasCityGaming: That's happened to me too!
Bugberry: going wide smugly
theamc2000: how is soup a snack?
Amentur: I've been asked why I say "Have fun" but not "Good luck". My answer being, that not everyone can have luck but we can all have fun.
goombalax: I should play adrenaline jockey in Ruric Thar so they take a cool 10 for using their mana effectively
Juliamon: it's a small volume of calories
Spades_Slicc: This mutant is my favorite shade
ghizmou: we got a reader
Chesul: It's a 4/4 flyer that can, in theory, create its own crew.
Feriority: Is Adrenaline Jockey 'player' or 'opponent'?
Spades_Slicc: Some people would rather concede than read
Bugberry: @goombalax Scytheclaw Raptor already exists though.
QuixoticScrivener: part of me wants to Izzet thopters with Shared Animosity, but who would command it? Brudiclad?
Juliamon: A little something we like to call "a scheduled premiere"
Spades_Slicc: Oh yeah, friday has a night
shamblingkrenshar: We did, in fact, ask for it.
XerinRosewood: How have the drafts been going or did you just get started?
Juliamon: Graham said 4.5 of the episodes are "normal"
shortieXV: can you give an example of what you mean by "weird"?
Akaiatana: You said Premier and I thought you meant BC premier
niccus: that's why it'll be extra surprising when you see yourself in it
Akaiatana: "I was out of the country"
Juliamon: and one episode is a small episode the size of a large episode
Spades_Slicc: Cameron, show me a normal episode of Friday Nights
BigUruz: they are normally funny
shamblingkrenshar: Cameron fanning himself with packs after a pre-release remains one of my favorite bits you guys have done.
Mai_Andra: "a large boulder the size of a small boulder." Classic.
TheMerricat: Chat, speaking of foods that should not have been invented... I just mixed Peanut Butter Powder with sugarless chocolate syrup, some allulose sweetener and unsweetened applesauce. It does not look that appetizing but it is rather nice.
Juliamon: He did not specify the "normal" as being episode length
aridos: +2 good one
Cptasparagus: who up seeking thrills
Spades_Slicc: Why would they double block?
Mai_Andra: for some reason, arena just stalls whenever i try to look at the aetherdrift mastery pass. it just keeps waiting on server and never loading...
silent_sol: fuel them up
Chesul: Fuel is an instant, so wait till they crew?
Spades_Slicc: That means they're here to Bargle!!
Spades_Slicc: !card fuel the flames
LRRbot: Fuel the Flames [2R] | Instant | Fuel the Flames deals 2 damage to each creature. / Cycling {2}
Bugberry: Spirit Frog, so the guts are nebulous
definenull: i didn't expect I would be considering yargle's sphincter today
themysticsdream: That was the same face I made when I saw the thumbnail
Chesul: I would assume he works like the Dragon in Dark Souls, just slams his entire torso down and chomps till he's extracted all the nutrients.
Akaiatana: Oh, MC Esher Girls
Spades_Slicc: Ah. 0 days since gaping dragon mention
Aarek: is front facing yargle like front facing simpsons?
Akaiatana: He's a top-heavy shai'hulud
wedge_x: yargle towards enemy
theamc2000: nah bah bah I say merengue
micalovits: Now thats a good card
micalovits: RUDE!
Juliamon: are Yargle babies born with teeth
Cptasparagus: Cameron "Hubris" Lauder
silent_sol: tadpole with teeth
Juliamon: teethpole
aridos: how does one get to the yargle baby stage
aridos: does he just grow like a fungus
ghizmou: 0 chill op
tyrsredritehand: In GREEN?
theamc2000: this deck seemed good
tyrsredritehand: To go beep beep?
Akaiatana: We Live is that movie with the too-long useless fight scene, yeah?
wedge_x: get yargled
Spades_Slicc: Well their 6 drop + their other huge creature + a fight spell
noSmokeFire: road ennui
Spades_Slicc: + L + ratio + mana screw
Akaiatana: Rakdoss wins up!
Aldorn: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Spades_Slicc: What do yall think is more important with the tortoise: getting a 2 drop on curve or getting the treasure?
definenull: getting 2 artifacts is pretty deece
shamblingkrenshar: Opponent is also on the play, so they won't naturally be behind on lands until they miss drops
definenull: bruh
Spades_Slicc: grab 2 moxen
Bugberry: Ranger Captain of Eos robot
ghizmou: this armory is so rude
Spades_Slicc: I would've siphoned the hulk and attacked with dynamite\
Spades_Slicc: !card syphon fuel
LRRbot: Syphon Fuel [4B] | Instant | Target creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
TitanicBark68: IT'S FINALLY HERE PEOPLE! HELL YEAH!
shamblingkrenshar: Broadcast Rambler seems pretty good? I havent drafted this format yet.
definenull: bruhh
Spades_Slicc: If only you had a skycrash to delete the aetherspark
ghizmou: that tracks
goombalax: give me fuel
goombalax: give me flames
goombalax: give me cards with real long names
GredGredmansson: it will be
Akaiatana: Aetherspark is not a fun thing to face.
shamblingkrenshar: At least you don't need to fear the ult in Limited?
Spades_Slicc: simply rat them out
Spades_Slicc: shake the rat at them
Spades_Slicc: what do you mean you got 10 more lands in there
definenull: yep that's sounds like my limited decks exactly
theamc2000: the armory giving vigilance is the nuts part
Spades_Slicc: ook ook
Cptasparagus: so magic in 2010
Datnade012: Asking a lot there, Cam
Akaiatana: Achievement in sight, though.
Spades_Slicc: have you seen play boosters? not gonna happen
Juliamon: oh right, the achievement!
Spades_Slicc: could've cycled fuel
definenull: oh nap time?
adept_nekomancer: It's sleepytime fo us.
KeytarCat: They can't see us, quick be nice at them!
shamblingkrenshar: We're in time out
KeytarCat: Oops 👀
theamc2000: a corner has two sides
noSmokeFire: @theamc2000 Many have three
Akaiatana: !card hellish sideswipe
LRRbot: Hellish Sideswipe [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature or Vehicle. If the sacrificed permanent was a Vehicle, draw a card.
shamblingkrenshar: How many dimensions do we have to work with?
KeytarCat: Maximum corner is a cone, I think?
Datnade012: They are both great at painting 40k mini's
Akaiatana: Ooh, we can sac the bauble to the sideswipe
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, 4D golf flashbacks
Spades_Slicc: n-1 sides
wedge_x: is the point of a cone a corner
goombalax: is it the cone of a cornetto
Akaiatana: Is Horner a Corner?
noSmokeFire: I think a corner is someone who works at the morgue
definenull: nope
KeytarCat: I'm defining it as an intersection that is also a point
Spades_Slicc: So how many in a row is that?
Spades_Slicc: can we get to 5?
wedge_x: hot swap
noSmokeFire: if Ian is a corner, how many sides does he have?
noSmokeFire: I'll put that on his wiki
DoomBringerIL: why did cam pass on chicago? @LoadingReadyRun
Akaiatana: We briefly saw the inside with the timbit cornhole
Spades_Slicc: hairy ball theory?
definenull: I get what you're saying, but why did you have the phrase it like that :X
EvilBadman: sure why not, if it spins out just discard the deck
Akaiatana: The cycling deck is amazing with the 5 mana red shark pirate
tyrsredritehand: Humans are a meat torus with intervening sphincters.
Mai_Andra: but why is the lower ball more hairy than the upper ball?
JoannaTastic: Specifically it's why there always have to be cyclones
Cptasparagus: I thought wind was caused by thermal changes
KeytarCat: @tyrsredritehand Meat torus was my nickname in high school?
Spades_Slicc: make sure to name the deck so whoever is piloting it next week knows the plan
Spades_Slicc: Raceway lets you cycle any card
Spades_Slicc: does pick 4 come back around?
Spades_Slicc: might have to wait until the drafting part is done to name it
Diabore: RU push the limit lets gooo
adept_nekomancer: Red to blue, bolt to face.
Akaiatana: It always comes back, so it'll wheel?
HiCallMeRusty: I. Am. So. Ready.
EvilBadman: discard bloodghast play a land
shamblingkrenshar: I guess we're in UB now
Diabore: hell yeah scrounging skyray
Nychthemeron: go 5 color
Bugberry: Gearhulk can make you discard too
silent_sol: hulk hulk hulk
silent_sol: nooooo
micalovits: That 0/4 pays for cycling!
Bugberry: Cycling is technically an Ability for things that make mana for activating abilities
MrPipboy3000: Imagine the drafter who gets passed a gearhulk.. lol
Marvoleath:
oh hey, Talking Sim doing MTG now
Marvoleath: yea, pikachu is on all non-borderless arts
sporkraptor: depiglio XD
Marvoleath: one of the borderless ones got Fblthp instead
Bugberry: He's more of a Stitch than a Pikachu.
Shadowsoflife: !card interface ace
LRRbot: Interface Ace [1W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot [0/4] | This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it. This ability triggers only once each turn.
SquareDotCube: alexa, play depiglio
sporkraptor: "is he... mad at me?" "idk but I'd start running if I were you"
Shadowsoflife:
EvilBadman: you knew what you signed up for
micalovits: Its also just a sick card
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Akaiatana: Engineer makes a dragon and gives things haste once
Marvoleath: 5 mana 8/8 with trample and potential more upside, Force of Nature went a long way
Bugberry: @Marvoleath I wouldn't say more upside, more of an alternate mode, but still fantastic.
Shadowsoflife: !card pride of the road
LRRbot: Pride of the Road [3W] | Creature — Zombie Cat Warrior [2/5] | Vigilance / Start your engines! / Max speed — At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature or Vehicle you control gains double strike until end of turn.
Shadowsoflife: Why is that a zombie?
definenull: how many broodwagons is too many
Bugberry: @Shadowsoflife it's an Ahmonkhet cat person, one of many
Shadowsoflife: Ah, I couldn't see the art
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MasonzeroGaming: I've been wanting to draft the full cycling deck but haven't yet. Excited to watch this dumpster fire roll down the track.
micalovits: A land maybe?
micalovits: We will be cycling so much
EvilBadman:
6 minutes a game and you're golden
micalovits: Lucky is about to be unlucky
MasonzeroGaming: i bet this deck could lose in 5 minutes. i mean huh? what?
TheMerricat:
I mean, play 'right' and you could _still_ get 3 games in. 
micalovits: There is nothing good on twitter
CaptainSpam: Nothing good is on Twitter anymore. Nothing.
sporkraptor: I also call it "busky"
Flyingdelorion: Busking makes you feel good?
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Datnade012: I was there before it was cool
Akaiatana:
No attacks? 
CaptainSpam:
I chose not to be on Twitter before it was good! AND after! So who's laughing NOW? Nobody. Nobody is laughing, because nobody knew I did that because I wasn't on Twitter. Huh. 
definenull: this deck doesn't win by attacking
micalovits: We might want to draw cards to have more things to cycle
Nychthemeron: (draw two)
notthepenguins: at least the 0/8 blocks good...
MasonzeroGaming: i could honestly see this deck running fewer lands if most of the "spells" cost 2 mana
Bugberry: opponent has the beef
Nychthemeron: big, large, huge
wedge_x: You Tried
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CaptainSpam: I believe in you! You can lose hard enough!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Cook with Ian - Mille-Feuille Nabe Pot) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (14m from now).
sporkraptor: daddy
sporkraptor: XD
micalovits: "Yes daddy"
adept_nekomancer: "I need to meet with you about your quality content"
noSmokeFire: I'm saying "please report to hr" in the uwu voice
Cptasparagus: milf ewe
TheAwkes: Millie Fillie.
eid010n: MillyFilly
sporkraptor: millie fay
eid010n: MeeFee?
adept_nekomancer: Mill fill
sporkraptor: muillephuage
Flyingdelorion: Fill that milf? wait no...
MalFnord: Mullets have never been in
noSmokeFire: I could honestly see Cam rocking a mullet
sporkraptor: gladiating
Molladia: Cam is too classy for a mullet.
Marvoleath:
is besieged still in EA after those 10 years?
wedge_x: before sunrise
Sethalidos: !next
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Sethalidos: !next
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Sethalidos: damn so close
TheAinMAP: Title change.
Molladia:
spethycakes:
DeM0nFiRe:
TheAinMAP: I finished the latest "Checkpoint" just in time.
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