Juliamon squints at Twitch
Juliamon: why am I getting ads
Stormgod519: woooo
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Stormgod519: ill be back, gotta go grab my meds, but happy to be here!!!
Invitare: a better question is why aren't my ads muted
Invitare: I have a thing that's suppsoed to auto mute them
Invitare: oh there it goes
Invitare: just let the first one through
Juliamon: I still had to sit through the same L'Oreal ad twice, a protein shake ad, and Civ 7
couchboyj: The same ad back to back is the worst
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat
Earthenone: i got a starwars themepark of some sort followed by loreal and a chicken place
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure 
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Jacqui
jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth meowdy :3
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@Dog_of_Myth HOW DARE?!?!

jacqui_lantern234:
but seriously, thank you 
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LilyOfTheVeil666: Just a heads up: This game deals with themes of grief and loss from fairly early on
Dog_of_Myth:

nevermore913: Secret numbers
Earthenone: other numberstations are avalible
jacqui_lantern234:
today on Counting With Ian 
mwlsn: Ian numbers station
RockPusher: That's just good broadcast engineering practice
Earthenone: open air rythem cafe
mwlsn: referring to my car as a "portable roof machine" from now on, thank you
nevermore913: Have you tried having less leg
RockPusher: Ian "Too Much Leg" Horner
GhostValv: Have you considered not having too much leg?
RatherLargeToad: you ran so far away?
Earthenone: if the rain continues a river might become local
Marvoleath: "The problem with running faster than light is that you always live in darkness"
Earthenone: speaking of commerce
Earthenone: !store
mwlsn:
Speaking of spending money to make money 
Marvoleath: !patreon
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ninja_theory_ashrams: 132, that's 11 years of support
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SaxPython:

kusinohki: meows
NotCainNorAbel: rather chew on lead
Invitare: lead might be safer than children
accountmadeforants: Spirit Halloween should just send boozy chocolate
accountmadeforants: *sell
SaxPython: Observe Children at a Distance
Juliamon: three
DaxStrife: 3 movies. They made it a trilogy.
GDwarble: Rankin Bass
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, I thought it was 3 movies
GDwarble: And I think a Russian one?
Earthenone: it blew my mind to find out that the people who later became ghibli animated those
ninja_theory_ashrams: 5 for LOTR
RockPusher: Are we counting the extended editions separately?
RatherLargeToad: from Voltron?
SaxPython:
zug zug
nevermore913: Didn't Peter Jackson make 3 Hobbit movies?
kusinohki: LOTR vs Lot5R ??
ninja_theory_ashrams: LOTR, of the hill people. Reference for those older than 40
Singenmeister: @nevermore913 Yes
RatherLargeToad: Together, they fight crime
kusinohki: I dare say LRR work is rather atypical
accountmadeforants: Form RythmZord
LilyOfTheVeil666: Just a heads up: This game deals with themes of grief and loss from fairly early on
nevermore913: I love coffee talk
Sky_Kast: Hi rhythm nation
accountmadeforants: One of two Va1Ha11a-eseuq barista sims
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accountmadeforants: How on earth did I end up with eseuq instead of esque. I blame wireless keyboards.
kusinohki: we don't like rythem to be early
Sky_Kast: I'm always just patient enough to be late in rhythm games
RockPusher:

accountmadeforants: Honestly, that sounds both really useful and kinda cute
putz12a: Oh, ITV... Before they rebranded to Global
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
TheDevil_Risen: whats up Ian/Heather?
KeytarCat: An essay is just a particularly constructed thread
Sky_Kast: Maybe
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: no notes
RockPusher: Ian fights crime by night as: Empty Man!
accountmadeforants: Time to swap those batteries for a single, small li-ion cell connected to all terminals just to trick Ian.
Sky_Kast: Hi island crew
Earthenone: so rythem cafe broadcasts in the old homework hotline timeslot, anyone need help on homework?
Sky_Kast: I wish America was a joke right now
kusinohki: fiction is less weird and I can handle that
Redbassist: The late Stephen Colbert
Singenmeister: So far as I'm concerned the timeline split in November 2015 and I got on the wrong bus.
accountmadeforants: XInput: It's what we're stuck with!
Sky_Kast: Es bien
KeytarCat: 16x3
kusinohki: wasn't there a game working on "auto difficulty" that would adjust things on the fly based on player performance??
Singenmeister: Wait... was this made by the same dev that made Florence?
KeytarCat: @kusinohki A lot, including the OG resident evil, I think?
RockPusher: Could just be carrying around a tripod
GDwarble: Food brush
accountmadeforants: So, it could be rice on that spoon, but it could also be one of those wobbly undersea naked slugs
kusinohki: doesn't everyone have a Tomoya?? (sorry, just started sakura clear)
GDwarble: Ah, she's having a rendezvous with Rama
RockPusher: kusinohki we all should be so lucky
kusinohki: "excited and scared"
RecordWN:

kusinohki: I've heard the title samurai pizza cats, but don't think I've ever seen any part of an episode
goombalax: at the first anime con I attended there was an all-night samurai pizza cats watch that i slept in
RockPusher: I should watch my box-set to prep for the game
Bionull: Speaking of ancient media, this art reminds me of Megatokyo
goombalax: Do Drinks, thats what they said
LilyOfTheVeil666:

RealGamerCow: Ian, have you seen "Travel On, Pigeon!" yet? Rhythm game based around a pigeon.
goombalax: getting wasted on antioxidants
RockPusher: thicc alcohol
Juliamon: that looked like a *really* bloody mary
RealGamerCow: Comes out in March
Sarah_Serinde: !rhythm
goombalax: almost zero now, its been ruined
RealGamerCow: Last I checked it was down to 0.18% or something like that
A_Dub888: Just got here, what's this about a deep impact?
goombalax: good reference
Bionull: Alright, but can we try to take our band pro and learn a lot about ourselves before it hits?
kusinohki: last I heard it went from like 3% to 8%?? that article might have been a week old though
Juliamon: I heard it went up and then back down even lower
RealGamerCow: This game is Indonesian, correct?
kusinohki: Who could have predicted this?
LilyOfTheVeil666: Yes @realgamercow
SaxPython: Reminder that I still haven't found a replacement for :bibleThump
SaxPython:

Juliamon: I mean, yeah
A_Dub888: Maybe they're on Zeta...
seepete: Uh oh, he's Adit again
LilyOfTheVeil666:
Ghost GF 
goombalax: college age, members of the workforce
FlameFighterSRG: Straight to Emo Phase?
A_Dub888: I mean... no one's TRIED to touch the sun....
RockPusher: The Sun is kinda hot, touching it probably not a good idea for too long
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Afterlove EP) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (44m ago).
RatherLargeToad: The Little Rascals are still getting work? Good for them
DaxStrife: Please don't start referring to "Siri" as "Ghost Girlfriend."
kusinohki: hey! listen!
RatherLargeToad: Does he sell donuts?
DigitalSeahorse: Distro
A_Dub888: I thought Brock was working on his medical degree?
LathosTiran: Doc Brock's Rocks
RockPusher: To be a competent ghost girlfriend, Siri must first die…
Cptasparagus: uuuuuh
Cptasparagus: Kak means poop in dutch I think? so their name is poop mouse iirc?
LilyOfTheVeil666: The game is Indonesian, so I'm sure "Kak" means something different in their language
A_Dub888: Rythym Cafe: Just Give Up
ButButTheJesus: Sigmund Fued
RockPusher: mint choc yes, mint coffee, eh‽
SaxPython: We gotta get this band hooked up with a Pterodactyl vocalist
RockPusher:

Dog_of_Myth: Ian...
GDwarble: Not sure that would work
ButButTheJesus: no thanks
Cptasparagus: menthol beef
Bionull: Funnier to just end the thought there "I bet you could feed mint to cows." Period.
Dog_of_Myth:

LilyOfTheVeil666: New love interest, who dis?
RockPusher: mint jerky
Bionull: I did have what was described as a "rice egg" the other day. The yolk was all white.
Cptasparagus: "im a street pooper"
Bionull: So this is just less traumatic AnoHana?
RockPusher:
Bionull 
KeytarCat: @Bionull less? but looks like it, yeah
Stormgod519: im back!!!
RockPusher: Stormgod519 from outer space?
SaxPython: Physical Therapist said I have the ankles of an 18 month old
Stormgod519: @RockPusher well i did just walk finding ya here with that sad look upon your face...
ButButTheJesus:
@Stormgod519 boy, are your arms tired? 
LilyOfTheVeil666: Bro...
Stormgod519: lol
RockPusher: Stormgod519 I should'a changed that stupid lock
A_Dub888: uhhhhh
Stormgod519: @RockPusher too late to make me leave my key
Stormgod519: lol
KeytarCat: Was it a coincidence that someone went to the cafe their friend was at and that had a cool new drink on her break? probably not
Bionull: Pretty sure a ghost telling you not to get help is classic schizophrenia.
A_Dub888: Hard ass, got it
Stormgod519: lol... that's normal...
KeytarCat: Oh no, this game is making me *uncomfortable*
A_Dub888: are we being gaslit?
kusinohki: possibly ghost-lit??
Bionull: I'm all in if this is no fantasy mental illness aggravated by stress.
Stormgod519: damn
KeytarCat: I'll be fine*
SaxPython:

A_Dub888: @KeytarCat "Why did you say asterisk?"
KeytarCat: "I was mourning YOU, damnit!"
RockPusher: Brain voices are notoriously fickle
SaxPython: Ready to get back ... on the saddle
TheDevil_Risen:
well my 14 boxes of dragon shields just got here 
Bionull: Cool mint latte
KeytarCat: Mint upsets my stomach
Juliamon: oh my god Twitch, please fucking *stop* this
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon what happened?
Bionull: Stop lrr?
Juliamon: it's forcing ads on me
A_Dub888:
@TheDevil_Risen How much trouble is this dragon giving you that you need 14 shields? 
NotCainNorAbel: Does Twitch know you are logged in?
SaxPython: @a_dub888 it's a very niche build that speed runners use
TheDevil_Risen:
@A_Dub888 well it's a mystery, the 2nd one 
Juliamon: yes
TheDevil_Risen: and had to prep for FF
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon Rood
TheDevil_Risen:

TheDevil_Risen:
@A_Dub888 FF order was off the charts, all the decks, 2 of the collector decks, 2 collector booster boxes, 2 bundles and the starter kit 
TheDevil_Risen: so need sleeves for all of that, and the mystie boostie 2 boxes I'm drafting with my playgroup soon
TheDevil_Risen: (that I got myself)
KeytarCat: It's like Twitch is making decisions that are bad for consumers bc they can get away with it 🤔
A_Dub888: @KeytarCat #capitalism
Earthenone: well its good you got 14 boxes in honnor of finalfantasy 14, the awardwinning mmorpg
TheDevil_Risen:
@Earthenone 
KeytarCat: Twitch will stutter for me after a break until I refresh, then often as not feed me preroll ads
Dog_of_Myth: Using an ad blocker Juliamon?
Juliamon: Literally nothing about my setup has changed in over a year
Juliamon: I've always used an ad blocker
Dog_of_Myth: that is weird
RealGamerCow: LRNPR
RockPusher: A cafe, with rhythm
A_Dub888: @Earthenone the one with the free trial up to level 60?
SaxPython: Ian demands local specs and standards
Juliamon: Buy get one two
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
Jobot180: Oh good, my social anxiety inner monologue is now in game form!
goombalax: calling the unrequited crush
SaxPython: I think the dialog and signage in the game has little localization rubs. I'm not sure how to hear this tone.
A_Dub888: Is this going to be like when Bob Dylan debuted electric music at a folk festival?
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SaxPython: Always *
SaxPython: *Not Always
adept_nekomancer: So... a basscycle
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Cptasparagus: this is not a white
ErisOfSpace: aww this game looks cute
A_Dub888: @ErisOfSpace you're cute
Juliamon: visually it's very cute, even though (with all respect to the writer, RIP) I don't love the writing
Jobot180: All three of our fans
Juliamon: your fans have moved on
ErisOfSpace: oh wait no this is interpersonal angst I will not handle this well
Juliamon: THEY LITERALLY SAID THAT
Cptasparagus: im pretty sure fans just want more friday nights
Juliamon: why is our ghost girlfriend so... daft
RealGamerCow: Isn't it good that they were practicing without you?
ErisOfSpace: No one said that!?
A_Dub888: @Juliamon metaphor?
goombalax: brb leaving for a year
adept_nekomancer: "Does anybody here know how to uninstall a ghost?"
Juliamon: Did you TELL THEM you were taking time away
RealGamerCow: @Juliamon I am still trying to figure out if real girlfriend was like this, or if ghost girlfriend is just his negative self talk
RockPusher: Gimme 5min while I openly have an uncomfortable conversation with the voice in my head
goombalax: I feel like this is just his negative psyche
LilyOfTheVeil666: ^
Juliamon: Oh it's 100% just his way of processing the grief
ErisOfSpace: this negative self-talk is making mine seem much more managable by comparison goddang
Juliamon: but that doesn't make it any less irritating
RealGamerCow: And that's the only voice he's had for a year
TheMerricat: chat, I came in late, is our inner voice established as a litteral ghost or just a voice in our head we are treating like a ghost?
LilyOfTheVeil666: Yes
Juliamon: TheMerricat Our girlfriend died and is now in our head
ErisOfSpace: also this seems like a fine concession to make? like, you were gone, we tried something a little different and liked it. don't treat your bandmates like idiots
goombalax: the perspective on her bass makes it look really funny
Juliamon: At no point did our character really question the ghost suddenly in his head
RealGamerCow: This guy has big "This is *MY* band and you're just in it" energy
RockPusher: A ghost ate us?
RealGamerCow: Can't have it both ways dude.
ErisOfSpace: wait, do the bandmates not know about the dead girlfriend?
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon have we checked for airpods connected to a phone that we don't know about
LilyOfTheVeil666: They know she's dead, but they can't hear her
Juliamon: She's right and she should say it louder.
LilyOfTheVeil666: ^
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
SeismicLawns: no that's pretty fair ngl
A_Dub888 screams into the void
Lysander_salamander: neat
Lysander_salamander: dang it
ErisOfSpace: "yes its me the even perspective. the person you've lost thats in your head, echoing your worst thoughts!"
Lysander_salamander: wow
Juliamon: We are the worst bandmate
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Juliamon: Can we play as Adit instead
Bionull: At this point I don't know if it'd be more fun for her to really be a ghost but just not a great ex-person
ErisOfSpace: new theory, the ghost is real, his girlfriend was just an ahole
Bionull: Jinx
Lysander_salamander: wow
ErisOfSpace: jinx lol
Lysander_salamander: woooow
Cptasparagus: "oh great we are both terrible in this context!"
RockPusher: Get this person a therapist or a priest!
adept_nekomancer: Or a therapriest
RatherLargeToad: first reasonable thing she’s said
Juliamon: I genuinely want to play a game from the perspective of someone who isn't the protagonist now
rabbitgta: I was waiting for your perfect for therapy
wifi12345678910: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex heads into The Zone on Play it Forward. Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl) at Mon 10:00 AM PST (16:26 from now).
Lysander_salamander: oh, this was made by the devs who made Coffee Talk? Neat.
RealGamerCow: Tasya's ultimatum is fair. Rama can't expect everyone to put their lives on hold for him
ErisOfSpace: real talk chat, I got a new therapist this year and its been a lot of help with *gestures widely*. talking with someone who's an expert in talking things through can be really good
Juliamon: She was justifiably snippy
TehAmelie: are we winning at music?
RealGamerCow: At the very least understandably snippy
Juliamon: we are losing at having a healthy mental state
Juliamon: ghosts really weigh you down
A_Dub888: He hears voices in his head, they talk to him, the DON'T understand
Juliamon: must be nice getting an appointment that quickly
Cptasparagus: is that underwear or a mask on the clothes line?
ErisOfSpace: mask. that'd be some uncomfy underwear
Cptasparagus: @ErisOfSpace its 2017 masks hadnt been invented yet!
rabbitgta: Therapy on the double
Bionull: Was there stagnant water in that sink?
A_Dub888: @ErisOfSpace Well he clearly hasn't gotten over his girlfriend's death soooooo.....
TheDevil_Risen: loll
SymphonySolstice: TurboTax software box book
SymphonySolstice: no one will ever pick it up
ErisOfSpace: @A_Dub888 I promise you no underwear looks like that
TheMerricat:
So researching this, because I can't stand not knowing things... I found this sad tidbit, the creator of the game passed away in 22. 
Juliamon: TheMerricat yeah, we discussed that at the top
KeytarCat: You do have a mapp
Bionull: I did have google maps close cause the phone was too hot once
Lysander_salamander: yay
ButButTheJesus: squeepoo!
ButButTheJesus: (that door sound effect)
RealGamerCow: was that ghost girlfriend in the waiting room?
Bionull: Imagine you walk in and they go "I'm your new therapist", big fake wink
Juliamon: THAT'S HER JOB
RealGamerCow: is ghostie gonna get jealous of her as well?
Juliamon: please Cinta
ErisOfSpace: I love burying the lead to my therapist
LilyOfTheVeil666: TALK TO HER
Juliamon: fuck *off* Rama
Juliamon: friends are friends
LilyOfTheVeil666: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID
A_Dub888: "That's mean!" THAT'S CORRECT GHOST GIRLFRIEND
ErisOfSpace: I have a ghost girl in me
Bionull: Hey, let's read back what you said. "No need for apologies"
Juliamon: you can definitely un-know things
ErisOfSpace: fun fact! forgetting is an active process in the brain
Cptasparagus: is that what amazon prime is? therapy?
Bionull: GTO except it's Great Therapist Onizuka
DaxStrife: Retail therapy.
ButButTheJesus: sbubby
KeytarCat: @ErisOfSpace That combines with my experience in distressing ways!
ErisOfSpace:
my favorite fun facts are always distressing 
rabbitgta: Cough and fall over?, very anime of them
RatherLargeToad: It’s like Wheel of Fortune. Vowels cost extra
rabbitgta: Kids these days text so weird
ErisOfSpace: oh good a bar ten steps away from my therapist. this will be helpful
Bionull: Just thought of a way to make ghost girlfriend worse, using text speak
Cptasparagus: you dont have to go home but please dont reanimate in my head
KeytarCat: That's what Rama said to the therapist
KeytarCat: so F off, Cinta
ErisOfSpace: also this makes me learn more on it not being a ghost, cause if they were friends Cinta's being real two-faced about it rn
Juliamon: Cinta's also admitted she's not real
ErisOfSpace: ah well. didn't catch the start so
Juliamon: she said it like... 5 minutes ago lol
A_Dub888:
@ErisOfSpace you should really replace that light bulb 
mostlydiabolical: Why does this sound like gonzo bothering snake on codek?
RealGamerCow: wow that 2 hours went fast
A_Dub888: How does Amuro feel about Haro being with someone else?
RatherLargeToad: unless this is a bandsona
Bionull: Should we just merge Rhythm Cafe and Let's Kiss at this point? Let's Cafe? Rhythm Kiss?
Bionull: Or was it Now Kiss?
RockPusher:

A_Dub888: @bionull it's Now Kiss, so I'd go with Rhythm Kiss
A_Dub888: What happened to Pool 1?
RockPusher: Battle Billiards!
RockPusher: Decalsausrus
ErisOfSpace:
thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you so much for the stream!
A_Dub888: yet
fuzzy_died: You say that
Juliamon: There have been like twice as many scheduled episodes as there have been actual episodes
RatherLargeToad: that sounds like a challenge
rabbitgta: Low chances of fire always
RockPusher: *low* chance of fire
A_Dub888: again, yet
HorusFive:
Well- not NO chances..... 
Juliamon: it always manages to get pushed back
RockPusher: can't guarrantee *no* fire
goombalax: Fire Extinguishers are a requirement for a reason
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