Crossing the Streams || Pool 2

 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Pool 2) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (10m from now).
 TehAmelie: let's shoot some pools! soon
 TehAmelie: poolsoon, sounds like a 17th century insult
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: another box
 baltimore_667083: alright fine LRRbot you win this time
DaxStrife: Huh, I thought "Pools" was single-player.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! 
 Strebenherz: some sort of multiplayer chaos maybe?
 TehAmelie: it could work with some deathmatch mode
 Strebenherz: combat pool, choose your stick, and write your own destiny
Mortimew:   
 TehAmelie: choose your ball and weaponry, try to steer very ineffectively and kill the other balls
 NightValien28: oh shit we doing counter strike the pool map 
 SymphonySolstice:  
 baltimore_667083:   
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 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 korvys: I'm guessing this is going to be the pool version of that wacky golf game they played
loufghyslaufey: Pool? What for?
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nevermore913: Remember pool it's back in videogame form
Garfman314: hello all, i am suffering through a flu during midterm week - and the worst thing is that i'm the teacher....
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DideRobot: LRR: It's like Pool, but it's the sequel.  Crossing the Streams plays Pool 2! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114061814837978259
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 That sucks! I hope that you can feel slightly less like death sometime soon
Garfman314: me too, i'm missing tomorrow's open lab
Garfman314: that i'm supposed to be running
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nevermore913: I wonder what upgrades pool 2 has
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 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't say anything Beej wouldn't.
 GasCityGaming: Taxes filed for the year, yay!
 TehAmelie: i'm hoping for missile launchers
 GasCityGaming: I want 3 more pockets, but they move
 gualdhar: Pool2 has more interesting, pixelized graphics over the original horrible, overused, gauche 3D photorealistic
 ButButTheJesus: one random ball is explosive
nevermore913: Maybe you can split your ball
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 CaptainSpam: POWERBALL!!!!
 Strebenherz: Love this intro
hi_im_emily: man, if pool's so cool, why did they never make a... DEAR GOD.
 SnackPak_: 
kusinohki: meows
 baltimore_667083: hi everyone!
 TehAmelie: hi!
 Strebenherz: HOWDY PEOPLES
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote pool
  LRRbot: Quote #1402: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue?" —Alex [2014-01-17]
 GhostValv: howedy
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
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kusinohki: so did everyone bring their swim trunks?
 Darleysam: 2ool
 CaptainSpam: Pool^2
hi_im_emily: i hope you can activate multiball
 baltimore_667083: isn’t the sequel to pool just hot tub?
 Nigouki: 2Deep4Pool
 ButButTheJesus: MOAR PUOL
 DigitalSeahorse:  hai
 Cptasparagus: Beej I bought a sweatshirt that means I love you I think
 korvys: I thought we did that at store.loadingreadyrun.com
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
 Drasvin: They finally made a sequel to pool.
 Nigouki: Beej, make those body pillows and people WILL SHOW YOU THINGS
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 Darleysam: Paul 2
 SnackPak_: will do
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: they finally made a pool 2
 baskwalla: He’ll yeah, Return of the Pool
Garfman314: we just watched a video on liminal indoor water parks, so my wife thought this might be a sequel to the one cori and cam played
 AugmentingPath: the circle of life... and it spams us alllll
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 That game was rad
 SnackPak_: classic James
 CaptainSpam: #blamejames, as usual!
 DigitalSeahorse: Sink 'em all!
 gualdhar: Dear Beej, how much for one (1) Not a Drop to Drink Series 4?
 margieargie: So #blamejames
 ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
 korvys: James solicited CTS games from discord a while ago, so you can probably blame someone there
 Strebenherz: quick, shine the beej
rabbitgta: Sink them all, maybe battle ships?
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticAdventurousNewtPogChamp-7V3Q6VthF0TkYjbs
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 spinebustertee: James on a Plane: the much more sedate Samuel L Jackson movie
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 SnackPak_: 
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 DigitalSeahorse: nudge is a fine feather shot
 baskwalla: There’s James… on the mother flap’n plane!
kusinohki: if the moonbase had room for a pool table or ping pong table, would LRR have them??
 DigitalSeahorse: unless this is, oh
 Strebenherz: oh god it IS at the same time
Andromeda7747: Do I need to play Pool 1 to understand the story
 DigitalSeahorse: at the same time is weird
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 paronomasiac042: i am also here!
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 Strebenherz: YEET
Fantusta: I like the colors
 Strebenherz: BETRAYAL
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's 4 tens!
rabbitgta:  
 SnackPak_: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Probably not TBH, simply because they aren't customizable enough given the amount of other tabletop games they play
 DigitalSeahorse: this is like pool but not at all like pool
hi_im_emily: "you shoot yourself!" no that's persona 3
 ButButTheJesus: just full #teamchaos
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 Strebenherz: this is drunk pool everyone at once energy
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 KaleidoscopeMind: that's 4 tens (with the correct share lol)
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The simultaneous is #teamchaos
 DigitalSeahorse: there's angles but you don't have time to line them up
Aenir798: this is chaotic
 ButButTheJesus: @KaleidoscopeMind and that's terrible 
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 SnackPak_: GG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this would be a game Adam might enjoy
cheshire_creeper: GG
 AugmentingPath: Nelly retiring champion
 CaptainSpam: And it's Nelly's first time playing!  Really, this time!
Fantusta: I have a friend that would absolutely just spend the whole time messing with other people's cue balls/colors
Fantusta: HUNGRY HIPPOS!
 DigitalSeahorse: is there an 8 ball version where you get turns and you're on a team?
 margieargie: Hungry hungry pool?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Or
 SymphonySolstice: hungry hungry hippools
 TehAmelie: hungry hippos in the pool, this is dangerous
Mai_Andra: Classic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, it literally did what I was about to type as a joke
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ they're fun fun fun by the ton ton ton! ♪
 Strebenherz: were you about to make a hungry hungry hippos joke @Thefluffiestguineapig
 DigitalSeahorse: you're supposed to sink black last
 korvys: You hit the black
 korvys: Yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Yes, I was about to make the joke and the mode came up and I was so surprised I hit enter
 TehAmelie: my whole screen is full of bogies
 SnackPak_: what a neat idea for a table
 ThePerrBearr: finally, the sequel to Pool that everyone asked for!
 AugmentingPath: you were last to touch the ball before it sunk
JerryEris: This is rad
 Mollylele: sorta crokinolesque
 TheWooglie: just an innocent Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is super cool
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveKathishLapwingJKanStyle-4BS3wYT1tojC7P8X
adept_nekomancer: @TheWooglie No crimes here
 korvys: You last hit the black ball, before it got sunk, I guess
 Cptasparagus: you hit the black ball last before it fell in
 korvys: (Have fun, mods) 
  Sarah_Serinde: Automod I get it, but you could chill a little in this specific circumstance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWooglie Cori in a PvP game is never innocent unless it's Glurp in which case everyone is innocent because no one can actually do anything on purpose
  Sarah_Serinde: @korvys gee thanks 
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd love to watch LRR play reall 8ball at a real pool table
 lamina5432: evening where's the swimming?
 TheMerricat: I just realized this is the DVD logo screensaver
 TehAmelie: i think this is a players vs game game
Bruceski: Glurp isn't PvP it's PvCourse
kusinohki: so why was p4 out last round, but p1-3 kept coming back??
 Stormgod519: well hi chat!
 Stormgod519: hi LRR
 Cptasparagus: @Sarah_Serinde yeah fun times with AI
 korvys: This is why you take turns irl
Bruceski: @kusinohki If you sink the black ball before it's supposed to you're out
 EchoesOfTheTide: !players
  LRRbot: (10 Feb: Lockdown Protoco;) Today's dissidents: Nelly (pink), James (purple), Alex (yellow), Jordynne (orange), Cori (teal), Adam (blue), Ben (red)
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej has never played Jamiroquai pool I. see
 Geldaran: this would actually be a bit dangeroud IRL. lots of smashed fingers.
  Juliamon: you can see the players on the screen
 Cptasparagus: quick, automod shoot Beej!
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 Stormgod519: !advice
  LRRbot: When given the opportunity, eat.
 korvys: The black ball gets colored based on who hit it last
 EchoesOfTheTide: @Juliamon I know, but I wasn't sure who was which color
   Anubis169: 🎱
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 Stormgod519: oh no
 EchoesOfTheTide: And didn't want to be obnoxious and ask
 Stormgod519: p2 first, then p3
 Cptasparagus: now its Joust
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: Alex...
   Anubis169: hehehehehe
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhehe
an_archist2: get your balls in the hole
aitsu100: cori got robbed
 Stormgod519: :bread:
 ButButTheJesus: breb
 DigitalSeahorse:  duck bread
 Stormgod519: 🍞
 iris_of_ether: Bread
ghyllnox: :bred:
 Drasvin: Bread?
 ButButTheJesus: gotta SAWEEUM
 iris_of_ether: 🍞🍞🍞
newuser0420: 🍞🥖
 spethycakes: 
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 SnakeBrine_: Heyo, hope everyone's having an amazing day!
Fantusta: Never stop
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 TheAinMAP:  Here's a loaf.
 PharaohBender27: Gotta swim up the river like some salmon!
 DigitalSeahorse: 🍞🍞🍞🍞
 micalovits: This sure looks rough
hi_im_emily: what in hell's ass is this table
 ButButTheJesus: @TheAinMAP 
 Stormgod519: B A L L S
 AugmentingPath: iceskating uphill, as it were
 Stormgod519: how come WHAT Nelly?
 DrLigmaPhD: And here we see the wild balls, heading upstream for mating season...
satyropodobny: why is  it called pool if it's clearly a river
 TheMerricat: Chat with you consider this the warioware of pool?
  Sarah_Serinde: @EchoesOfTheTide Your colour changes every game, based on which ball you hit first
 EchoesOfTheTide: @Sarah_Serinde Thank you!
 TheMerricat: Which ball you sink first.
 jellybean57: beej, you've been assigned yellow at break?
  Sarah_Serinde: I also haven't picked up who's what player, though I haven't really been trying
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
mercano82: is it possible to move the face cam to a corner so you’re not covering the color assignments in the bottom center?
adept_nekomancer: uhhhh....
  Juliamon: Assigned Colour At Break, or ACAB
 Stormgod519: nice
hi_im_emily: "just gotta get it up!" - cori
 Cptasparagus: @Sarah_Serinde I think its 1- Alex, 2- Nelson, 3- Beej, 4- Cori
cheshire_creeper: gg
 DigitalSeahorse: that's what he said
 korvys: Getting Over It with Billards Foddy
 Stormgod519: oh god, the belt
 TheMerricat: Sushi table
kusinohki: basically 8 ball rules, except 4 player, simultaneous, and weird table...  so basically nothing like 8 ball
aitsu100: sushi train pool
Fantusta: I really want sushi all of a sudden
 micalovits: "Just can't get it up" - 10 seconds later "That is really hard"
 EchoesOfTheTide: Does the player number stay the same? I just got here and wanted to be able to figure out who was doing way in the game
 Cptasparagus: @EchoesOfTheTide ye
 DigitalSeahorse: it's hard to convey just how chaotic this is
 Stormgod519: @EchoesOfTheTide yes
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavageHorribleGuanacoHeyGuys-WWaCEjbbVOb3sovU
Voidhawk42: Now this just reminds me of Roborally. There should be crushers as well.
 TheWooglie: I believe P4 is Cori
 Stormgod519: so P4 is Cori, P2 is Nelly(?), P3 is Beej, and P1 is Alex...
 baskwalla: 1 is Alex
 Stormgod519: I think
 Stormgod519: P4 is def Cori
 Stormgod519: die
 baltimore_667083: so this is the new champions league final 
 Stormgod519: you hit the ball in Alex
 Stormgod519: one of your balls hit the 8 ball in
 baskwalla: 3 is Beej confirmed
 AugmentingPath: Alex bumped a ball that drifted into the 8 ball
 Geldaran: someone hit a red into the black ball.
aitsu100: a red ball hit the 8
 Cptasparagus: alex had touched the 8 ball, then another ball hit it in
adept_nekomancer: Whichever ball color last touched it is the color it's assigned
 TheMerricat: You hit the eight ball and until someone else touches it
hi_im_emily: you hit a ball that hit a ball that hit the 8
 CaptainSpam: Touches you or something else you hit.
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Fantusta: gooooooooaaaaal
 ThePerrBearr: Cori the shark
 Stormgod519: 8 ball changes owneship whenever it hits a ball maybe. but it was tied to Alex when one of his balls hit it
mercano82: Under the “they who smelt it, dealt it” principle
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 Stormgod519: okay
 Stormgod519: P2 is Nelly, P3 is Beej, and P4 is Cori
 baskwalla: Pool 2: They who smelt it, delt it
 Stormgod519: figured it out
kusinohki: I'd waste so much time trying to hit the other players into the 8 ball and pocket it...
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah !players should be right now
 Stormgod519: NICe
 TehAmelie: as they say in soccer, the ball is round, anything can happen
  Sarah_Serinde: thanks chat
 Stormgod519: oh no
 SymphonySolstice: Cori sweep
 Stormgod519: portals
 micalovits: Oh no
cheshire_creeper: oh boy that's a gimmick
 Stormgod519: !players
  LRRbot: (24 Feb: Pool 2) P1: Alex, P2: Nelson, P3: Beej, P4: Cori
aitsu100: snake walls
 AugmentingPath: it's a torus!
 Stormgod519: @Sarah_Serinde sweet, thank you!
 baskwalla: Pac-Man rules
 ThePerrBearr: where we're going, we don't need bumpers
adept_nekomancer: Now you're pooling with portals!
hi_im_emily: toroidal pool sounds rad actually
 Stormgod519: the teleporting is so dangerous
 Stormgod519: !findquote hole
  LRRbot: Quote #8218: "Stop digging holes in my base!" —Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
aitsu100: ok i  could not do this one
ihlendrax: !hole
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
 PharaohBender27: !findquote pool
  LRRbot: Quote #6408: "How big does the fish tank have to be before it's a pool?" —Paul [2019-09-19]
aitsu100: quantum pool sound like hell
 DrLigmaPhD: Still just quantum
 Stormgod519: damn
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori was working so hard 
 micalovits: I think Cori really has figured something out with using constant small shots to move around
 Strebenherz: Cori's one ball descent into madness
 Stormgod519: is there a timer?
 Stormgod519: doesnt look like it
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz And when do they not descend into madness during CtS?
 Stormgod519: come on Beej!
ghyllnox: Competitive ball-touching
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 Stormgod519: damn
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair
 Stormgod519: Nice Alex
cheshire_creeper: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do the edges of this table teleport the balls?
Fantusta: that ball so slowly rolled in
 DigitalSeahorse: candy
hi_im_emily: @ghyllnox i could go pro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
 Stormgod519: hmmm
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah it's like a loop, if you hit it to the bottom it appears on the top
 Kramburger: Ball are stored in the balls
Fantusta: Is this hyperbolic geometry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm confused
 baskwalla: Hit each other in?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Is it deathmatch?
 CaptainSpam: Early access?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think it is just bugged
 Welbog: Hello I have ice cream
 Stormgod519: that might be buggy...
 DrLigmaPhD: Enter the nutt
 CaptainSpam: EYE CREAM
 Stormgod519: please share, my throat hurts
 Welbog: No, ALL MINE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Welbog What flavor and that was an appropriate level for it
 spethycakes: 
 Stormgod519: wow, rude
 SymphonySolstice:  ???
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 Welbog: OK fine I'll fax you some ice cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 Stormgod519: oop
 Stormgod519: players change
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well that would help
 lamina5432: i can pass the funny cake
Fantusta: Chat is winning
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 Stormgod519: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 25 pounds of quickly rotting fruit
 DrLigmaPhD: I thought they looked like cinnamon candy
 micalovits: It being -14 outside sorta makes me not want ice cream
 Stormgod519: those are cherry balls
 DigitalSeahorse: don't dox yourself
 Stormgod519: !players
  LRRbot: (24 Feb: Pool 2) P1: Cori, P2: Nelson, P3: Alex, P4: Beej
 Stormgod519: oh sweet, it auto updates
  Sarah_Serinde: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: "auto"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @micalovits Depends for me, if I have to go back outside then fucking nope, but if I'm done being outside for the day, sure
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 Lord_Hosk: They do have giant jawbreakers at Bulkbarn, I was there this afternoon and took a video of the candy aisle for the hosklings
 micalovits: It mod updates!
 Stormgod519: oh, are doing that Sarah!
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 Stormgod519: Amazing
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adept_nekomancer: I think at this point the red ball should win
 Stormgod519: nice fakeout
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes, the bot does not connect to the game or what you see on the screen, it cannot know the players unless we tell it 
 Stormgod519: well done Nelly!
 TheWooglie: good fakeout
 MilkInBags: gg I was P2
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The fakeout
  Juliamon: LRRbot is powerful but it's not *that* technically skilled to connect to a game Twitch doesn't even know
 MilkInBags: first to piss
 DigitalSeahorse: this one sounds like bubble wrap
hi_im_emily: not yet at least
 Stormgod519: @Juliamon fair enough. one day maybe
 micalovits: Sounds like a skill issue from LRRbot tbh
 public_key_reveal_party: beej I am mad at that joke, well done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LRRbot requires outside input
Chesul: What I want to know is how many times player balls went in while there was only one red ball left, did the red ball beat all of the players.
 SkylerRingtail: No, no, the Programming is stored in the Socks, if I'm to understand correctly
 ButButTheJesus:  = N 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail Ah, similarly to where the pee is stored?
 Strebenherz: lrrbot synchs with that human robot china made, and the human robot sits at the computer to type
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
rabbitgta: It sure is alex it sure is
 Stormgod519: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't try to noclip your food.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Cori player 2 now?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig !players
 Stormgod519: oop
Fantusta: as a high school teacher, I can confirm
 Stormgod519: !players
  LRRbot: (24 Feb: Pool 2) P1: Cori, P2: Nelson, P3: Alex, P4: Beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's good advice, nocliping food will end up with choking
 SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig If your pee is stored in your socks, I have concerns.
 GhostValv: soft lock vs sob lock
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Weee
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 Stormgod519: there we go @Thefluffiestguineapig hopefully you can see that
rabbitgta: Soft lock and turn on old bill nye episodes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice 󠀀
 Stormgod519: ooooo, Hungee Hungee Hippos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, thanks @Stormgod519
 Stormgod519: youve been what Nelly???
 A_Dub888: WE HUNGEE NOW BOYS
  bv310: Joke's on you, Nelly, I don't need to leave the room to contemplate why I got into teaching. I just do it at my desk
 Stormgod519: BEEJ
 Strebenherz: BEEJ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Feed yourself to the hippo should be in bad advice 
 RainyMint: BEEJ
 Stormgod519: Cori...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEEJ NOOOOOOO
 Stormgod519: Ayyyy
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastyTameGoshawkNinjaGrumpy-g7SN0yPQMp4tQvzS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CORI NOOOOOOO
cheshire_creeper: YAAAAAY
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MilkInBags: I'm 12 and what is vore, I'll google on my mom's ipad
 micalovits: Beej won the Vore game
 Stormgod519: lol, dont do that
  Sarah_Serinde: okay, this one amuses me
 Welbog: It's a DVD without the DVD in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex isn't the goal of vore not to be hungry?
 Stormgod519: google image search it at least
  Juliamon: Depends on which aspect of vore
patrick_stonecrusher: Thinking of that guy from the 90s who wasfamous for swallowing pool balls
 Stormgod519: oh my god, this is a tv screen saver
 micalovits: You also gotta start out hungry
 Stormgod519: that's brilliant
 MilkInBags: where are the people that ate planes in the 2000s
 DrLigmaPhD: speakin of vore anyone else hear about the 3rd party, kink themed dnd book?
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 Welbog: Last time I played pool it was a turn-based strategy game. This RTS version is weird.
kusinohki: would it make a difference if the balls were staionary and the players knocked the hole around??
 DigitalSeahorse: this just makes me wanna play snooker
 micalovits: @DrLigmaPhD The old one? Or did a new one... Appear
 ButButTheJesus: @MilkInBags took me a second to remember yes that's a thing that happened
  Sarah_Serinde: @kusinohki Wouldn't surprise me if that was an actual stage in this game
 DrLigmaPhD: @micalovits Kinks and Cantrips, but a new one is coming (pun recognized)
   Anubis169: happy 5 years xVoxtric
 Cptasparagus: they dont have arms, Alex
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: this is why salmon don't have arms
 Stormgod519: just keep what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy five years xVoxtric!
 Stormgod519: Hang on!!!
 CaptainSpam: Well, this IS fun, but I'm not quite sure if it's three hours of fun.
 SkylerRingtail: Just keep shooting, just keep...er, wait.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yes, this specific reason
 micalovits: @DrLigmaPhD Oh that one is now the one I thought about xD Didn't know about it!
 Stormgod519: come on, put the ball into the hole...
mercano82: All these balls belong to you, except Europa. Attempt no pockets there.  Use them together. Use them in peace.
 Stormgod519: very nice shot
 DigitalSeahorse: 
an_archist2: the finding nemo porn parody: Finding G-Spot
 DrLigmaPhD: @micalovits (it's unironically very good)
 Stormgod519: nice Cori
 Stormgod519: not again
 Stormgod519: just spam shoot
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuu
 ButButTheJesus: CHAOS
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShinyResourcefulKeyboardDBstyle-_AltRT0YBLAAZIxh
7gorobei: target rich environment
 Stormgod519: how often do your balls teleport?
Mai_Andra: peak ASMR
 NorthstarTex: that setup gave me joy, so many racked targets
 Stormgod519: lol
mercano82: The balls clicking sounds like a Geiger detector going off.
 Stormgod519: someone is just leaving their balls around...
 DigitalSeahorse: omg these are just floaters
 RatherLargeToad: 
Mai_Andra: "play a little pool, knocking each other's balls around..."
 DigitalSeahorse: baller
 TehAmelie: if your ball teleports, be careful to tell your doctor so they don't go down the wrong road and check for torsion
kusinohki: cue balls with power ups - extended arms, possibly in a v shape
 Stormgod519: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: and this gives you no practice for real life pool
 Cptasparagus: triggered by the trigonometry
 Stormgod519: the portals should turn on and off randomy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, when people are great at pool my first thought is "damnit, that's such good rapid physics evaluation"
 Simonark: These are the best Teaching Through Billiards tapes money can buy.
kusinohki: pool is just geometry... oh right, I was bad at that as well
adept_nekomancer: Now we take this map, and add a fourth dimension.
 TehAmelie: maybe if you played it with a Guitar Hero controller
 Stormgod519: and a whole lot of balls
 dumbo3k: @stormgod519 or teleport to a different panel randomly
 micalovits: So many balls
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyCuriousMoonFUNgineer-5JRvQxMmJl7Jv_oR
 Stormgod519: @dumbo3k yeah, rather than just on the inverse side...
KeytarCat: For a moment when I logged on, I thought Cam was here.  Not nearly enough screaming for that 
 wedge_x: today on heat death of the universe simulator
 Stormgod519: you did what Beej?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x Not quite, this has too much entropy for that
 DigitalSeahorse: I had a decent pool game on my motorola non-smart phone
 Stormgod519: nice steal
 CaptainSpam: What AREN'T drugs like? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: taht's a lot of balls
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: what is this mess?
KeytarCat: I like how much information is on this map
 public_key_reveal_party: I appreciate the aiming angle does appear to update in real time
 TehAmelie: @CaptainSpam safe, loving and respectful personal relationships?
 Stormgod519: no idea who got that
 Lord_Hosk: This game seems like it had an amazing concept, the story board was great for different stages.  But when it came to gameplay.  It ahhh well, sometimes you sink the ball sometimes you scratch.
 Stormgod519: gg Nelly!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Depends on the drugs, now my psychotropic medications are getting dialed in they are much better
 Kramburger: Remember the key to commentating on pool is the phrase "Ooh, that's a bad miss!"
 micalovits: Nelly is master of Balls
ghyllnox: Just a bunch of loose roe on the sushi conveyor
 Stormgod519: Damn
 Strebenherz: PFT Nelly
 ButButTheJesus: !SIR
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! We need the food. We bought the food and now we need the food.
 BrowneePointz: it’s pronounced “Pouquet”
 TehAmelie: i'm thinking hard pickled plums
 CaptainSpam: @TehAmelie My comment (and almost certainly the way Beej phrased his comment) was a reference to a truly bizarre RiffTrax short.  Trust me, it's wild. 
 DigitalSeahorse: "Is it in yet?"
 baskwalla: That sounds like the worst pool. You don’t know who won until 9 months later.
 Stormgod519: "get those balls in already!"
 MAPBoardgames: How'd they get snookered into playing this?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I focus on two at a time personally
 TheAinMAP:  
 TehAmelie: remember to chalk your pole thoroughly
 SymphonySolstice: 1st place shite at footie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of my absolute favorite Nelly glurp clips is still the one where at the end he says "why was I giving a speed dating pitch the more desperately I was trying ther"
Mai_Andra: da FOOSball?
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, I just noticed the crowd are all foosball people.
DaxStrife: Serge would definitely win, he's proven to be immortal.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife Ehhhhhhhhh
 Stormgod519: Not Heather???
 niccus: reverse tontine for first funeral
 Stormgod519: Heather is immortal...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Serge more immortal than Heather's spite?
 Simonark: Tontines are mostly very illegal? And I’ve sorta been in one, it turns out there are a lot of ways to phrase a will that are pretty close!
 TehAmelie: hmm the audience and the goalies are the same species but not the players
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Drift compatible!
 Stormgod519: yeah, idk how much immortality can save you from Heather
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig indeed
Mai_Andra: ♫
 SymphonySolstice: [smooth jazz intensifies]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My other pitch is that no immortality can save you from everyone else cooperating with Heather because they don't want those consequences hanging over them
 TheDevil_Risen:   great tunes LRR fam 
 Stormgod519: lol
 AugmentingPath: clicking first is a skill, yes
 TheAinMAP: 
 micalovits: Perfectly normal Pool
 DigitalSeahorse: skin gun?
 ButButTheJesus: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
 NorthstarTex: do I want to know
 TheDangerWaffle: LMAOOOOO
 Stormgod519: pardon...
 Stormgod519: ALEX!
 micalovits: lol
 CaptainSpam: I don't think the question was who made it, Beej. 
 TheDangerWaffle: AAAAAAA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
adept_nekomancer: You can't just dangle a skin gun and then not describe it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 ButButTheJesus: ohhh interesting
ghyllnox: Huh
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 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are obscenely expensive
 Strebenherz: "REGULAR?!"
Voidhawk42: The number of things you could coat in skin with that
 A_Dub888: sorry WHAT
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALEX NO
 ButButTheJesus: what in the
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 TheDangerWaffle: IM SORRY
 DigitalSeahorse: nopenope nope nope nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm a vet tech and wound care is hell
 jessieimproved: I grew up super country.  Do NOT look it up
 NorthstarTex: I recognize that term in that context, I will not look that up
adept_nekomancer: How to dress a rabbit?  You give them a cute little hat.
 ButButTheJesus: @adept_nekomancer THANK you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love animals dearly and some of the things we do as part of normal medical care seem barbaric to people
 wedge_x: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Or a moustache
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you Alex for pronouncing it how I did in my head 
 TheDangerWaffle: 😂
 TheDevil_Risen: lolll
 AugmentingPath: salmon in a bucket
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Salmon cannon
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 NorthstarTex: Here we see the cues moving the other spheres upstream for spawning season
 DigitalSeahorse: get it up get it up
 Stormgod519: damn
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ghyllnox: 
cheshire_creeper: sdflskfdljkfsdljkfsd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When desperation to not be playing this level anymore prompts cooperation
 TheAinMAP: Fair and spheres?
cheshire_creeper: that was perfect
 Darleysam: hoofed mammals?
 Stormgod519: !break
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 DigitalSeahorse: yes, I need popcicle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam Even or odd toed?
Kumakaori: maybe we need to cut it down from sphere to square ^^;? .
 wedge_x: ungulaunts
 Stormgod519: i should get a popsicle too
 Stormgod519: still got a sore throat
 Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig hm, I only learned the term from a Far Side comic, I don't have that degree of specificity
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Oooo, I'll get tea
adept_nekomancer: @Kumakaori hare to hare
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig share please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam Even toed is cows, goats, anything that has a divided hoof. Odd toed is anything with single hoof, horses, zebras etc
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 FarleyF: we sharing some tea - i hear that Alex is a really awesome dude but you didnt hear that from me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 It's normal Yorkshire black, sugar and/or milk?
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig whatever you think works best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @FarleyF Gasp! I've heard Nelly is a really great dog and child dad and Alex is a great cat dad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Hm, since for sore throat then small amount of sugar only coming right up
 Stormgod519: sweeeeeeet
KeytarCat: only a little sweet
Kumakaori: john madden ?
KeytarCat: I got a grocery store chicken meal and it was fine
 ButButTheJesus: john MADden! john MADden!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Secret story mode?
 GhostValv: roguelike mode?
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: lets go
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alvin has invaded a second stream!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz:  
ghyllnox:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Just for 
Voidhawk42: "Your subscription to Pool has expired"
 wedge_x: I see we've upgraded the moonbase to Heliox
 couchboyj: Watch out for the ball skins, thats how they get you
 Strebenherz: wait is black ball permadeath?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 AugmentingPath: the hippos were so hungry
  Sarah_Serinde: I was not watching closely enough for that 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hippos are very hungry
tryllebanjo: What's with the eeehh voices?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah Cori verified the one that I was already sure about 
 A_Dub888: Alex "All I do is vore" Steacy
 SymphonySolstice: @Strebenherz if a player's number is on the black ball and the ball gets suck, that player is out
 Stormgod519: damn
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: i come back to this
 Stormgod519: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Savage
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay so Cori and Beej are the same player as last round
 Stormgod519: is that challenging chat???
 Strebenherz: @Stormgod519 
 Stormgod519: are you challenging chat???
 DigitalSeahorse: yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat the gauntlet has been thrown
 TehAmelie: this eightball is real magic (because it has no  fixed number)
 Stormgod519: alrighty
cheshire_creeper: I see I've come back to this just in time
 Stormgod519: WHAT?
 DigitalSeahorse: down the glory hole
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RefinedAggressiveLasagnaDxCat-6zxit326Td50sEJV
 Stormgod519: ummmmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry??????
cheshire_creeper: SOMEONE CLIP THAT
 SymphonySolstice: uwu......
ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExcitedMotionlessClipsmomSSSsss-XmRiGxON2cIVCj_m
 ButButTheJesus: uwu
 RealGamerCow: This kills the Alex
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FriendlyElegantCrabsDatBoi-q_nFQcw--_NxJonR
Mai_Andra: aristocats 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course the fuckers did
 ButButTheJesus: RIP alex 
ghyllnox: o7 F
  Sarah_Serinde:  Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Alex
 DigitalSeahorse:   Alex is stunned
 jessieimproved: need a cream for that
 maestrith: I think Alex might need help 
  Sarah_Serinde: also confirming that I got him and Nelly right for the player list 
 Drasvin: Alex has been stun locked
h3rsh3yb4r: i just got here should i be checking my speakers
cheshire_creeper: please somebody clip what just happened
chaostreader: somehow, there was a helium leak in the moonbase.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde You've got those soul reads today
 A_Dub888: @h3rsh3yb4r all's good
cheshire_creeper: This entire stream is gold
ghyllnox: @h3rsh3yb4r You're probably fine
 A_Dub888: @A_Dub888 just shenans
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticJazzyBarracudaSaltBae-ECw1WL9xVCdFPiuQ
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig No I'm just paying attention until I figure it out. This one took a bit 
 ButButTheJesus: Ball Skillz ovar 9000
an_archist2: we are but one month from the tenth anniversary of the Spud stream
 Stormgod519: @Sarah_Serinde damn
  Sarah_Serinde: that's a mood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's definitely a mood Cori
 Stormgod519: BEEJ!
 Stormgod519: CORI!
 ButButTheJesus: I am now remembering the cornhole with Ian's face and them tossing the bags
 Strebenherz: Ah yes, the hornerhole
 DigitalSeahorse: "I'm not a fermata but they holed me!"
 Strebenherz: @ButButTheJesus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06b8KgYm2qs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Could we turn off the Alvin filter after this game maybe?
 Drasvin: Sushi pool?
 Stormgod519: PFFT
 Stormgod519: i wish you could make custom maps
an_archist2: pandering to jordynne while the voice filter is on
 hieroglyphica: This is just the fever dream to wake up to, after my actual fever dream
 ButButTheJesus: @Strebenherz even more cursed than I remembered!
 kimmiekoneko: be the ball you want to see in the world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue Ian is the cue ball
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: more portals
 BrowneePointz: Alex would make a great Clap-Trap
 Strebenherz: @ButButTheJesus My favorite bit related to that was Alex walking in on the ian face during one the W+Ps while offscreen.  Something something "Oh jebus!"
 hieroglyphica: Alex would be a FANTASTIC Claptrap
 DigitalSeahorse: Mikey would make a great Clap-Trap
 ButButTheJesus: @Strebenherz 
 Stormgod519: o7
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So whats the number on the 8 ball? last player ot hit it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Idea for this DB: Clap-Trap off
 Stormgod519: gg
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Sinking it ends the round
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: Alex why...
 Stormgod519: lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP:  
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehe
 Stormgod519: oh my god...
ghyllnox: 
 CaptainSpam: They don't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers...
 Strebenherz: is that a fish head in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 ArdCollider: barnes & barnews
Fantusta: This is a good level for trout fishing in america
 ArdCollider: barnes, even.
 vinewood_og: Perfect time to join this, whatever it is, already in progress!
 Stormgod519: lived a man!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if eventually they will make a 2v2 setting
 Stormgod519: yellow submarine!
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Claptrap, Ify Nwadiwe is writing for BL4 and I hope I bunch of the LRR crew got to say Hi to him at Chicago
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyGorgeousReindeerBigBrother-24O7GBz5VfI2hKF8
an_archist2: we all live in the pissboat
 wedge_x: the video for Fish Heads was directed by Bill Paxton
 Strebenherz: and so we sailed, unto the sun, till we found, the sea of green, and we   lived, beneath the waaaves, in our yelllow suuuubmarine
 Drasvin: 'Ellow Bote
 Stormgod519: Alvin and the Chipmunks sing Yellow Submarine....
 CaptainSpam: We all live in a BOAT, a BOAT, a BOAT
 ButButTheJesus: now go lower!
 Simonark: One of Barnes and Barnes is Bill Mumy of Lost in Space and Babylon 5
 Strebenherz: the awaited deepening
 Stormgod519: speech jam it lol
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabAthleticUdonUWot-TxePiypFZM8wWAG8
 A_Dub888: Speech jammer?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Get a dolarian and travel into the future?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh right Bill Mummy was in Lost in Space, wasn't he?
 spo8n: the password is pissboat
 SnackPak_: daaaang
 BrowneePointz: Surprise Party Animals stream let's go!
 Ravynn: Like maybe 10 minutes
 RatherLargeToad: it’s called “Quit and then load up Toaster Ball”
 Stormgod519: hmmmmm
 SymphonySolstice: glurp?
 RealGamerCow: little bit of Glurp?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Toaster Ball?
 SymphonySolstice: as a treat?
 Stormgod519: glurp....
 JosephDeath: Starwals?
 Stormgod519: Toaster ball is fun
 Strebenherz: glurp?
 SymphonySolstice: oh yeah the toaster game
SirRixy: i need some choas plate up
 BrowneePointz: Fruitmerang!?
 DigitalSeahorse: what's Pool 1 like?
 foopoiuyt: Wanger
 HadesLeprechaun: Boomerang Fu, actually =P
 SnackPak_:   
 niccus: introduce your friends to 4d golf
  Juliamon: TOASTERBALLLL
 Simonark: Hold out for Pool 3: The Sorcerer
minifootwear: Boomerang fu!
an_archist2: from balls to balls
10 raiders from FischerMagic have joined!
 SymphonySolstice: toast! toast! toast! toast!
 Stormgod519: YEAH TOAST
 Mazrae: Hell yea ToasterBall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Beej's first Toasterball?
Fantusta: Toaster Pool
 Nigouki: toasterball? I barely met 'er!!!
 Stormgod519: Welcome Raiders!
 CaptainSpam: YEAH TOAST
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah toast!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: BUTTER TOAST!
Fantusta: wait no don't put the toaster in the pool
FischerMagic: Hello!
 TheAinMAP: 
 ButButTheJesus: BURNT TOAST
 A_Dub888: Wait, why are we toasting balls?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenKitschyParrotDansGame-Z0Fx6h4fNpkGlseY
 BrowneePointz: So Nelly and Alex, as the two Geriatric Magic Players in the room, you two excited for Tarkir 2: Dargons x Clans boogaloo?
 Strebenherz: up all night to get pool'd
 BrowneePointz: (geriatric affectionately btw)
 DigitalSeahorse: breakfast at Texas Toast
 wedge_x: balls balls balls BALLS BALLS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders! Hopefully you get to see fun things
 TheAinMAP: Eating after the pool, as you should.
 AugmentingPath: toaster balls? I hardly know 'er!
 Redbassist:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's rad
 DigitalSeahorse: or at Waffle House
 Nigouki: this is revenge on James for Pool 2. He doesn't get to come back for ToasterBall
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right this! This was very silly
 A_Dub888: @Sarah_Serinde you're very silly (compliment)
nevermore913: Yay toasterball!
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessieimproved: toasterball let's goooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: Yay Toast(erball)
 Stormgod519: "great agility"
 jessieimproved: Remember, ejections make you jump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "great" "agility"
 BrowneePointz: No. You're blue dabba dee dabba die
 BrowneePointz: come on cori!
nevermore913: I saw this at a pax it is great chaos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is great
  Sarah_Serinde: They've played it on LRR before and it was hilarious
 Stormgod519: Self goal
 SnackPak_: that's toasterball
 TheAinMAP: Wow.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej's immediate understanding
 Stormgod519: did they add those barriers after James self scored that one time?
 A_Dub888: That's Numberwang
 wedge_x: Toasts of TRON
 Stormgod519: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No the toaster is still there, it's just below
 Cptasparagus: offsides?
 CaptainSpam: And now Beej learns the truth of Toasterball.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus There is no offside in Toasterball
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoringNeighborlyGerbilBudBlast-5iNl50WDSBwc4f9-
 Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig this has to be charging
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig sides are a societal construct
 Stormgod519: cat's game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All death
 Simonark: Is this the London or Tinseltown level?
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: swishhh
 Stormgod519: Slam dunk!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 CaptainSpam: See, this is where Toasterball shines, you need at least one person who hasn't played before.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH WAIT
 A_Dub888: this one's hot
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheAinMAP:  
theamc2000: this pong is weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   forgot I had portals while in space
 Mazrae: Can't wait for the multi toast modifer
 Stormgod519: now yall are gonna get toasted
7gorobei: this new season of Haikyuu seems like it jumped the shark
 Gekyouryuu: this game rules
 MalFnord: SPORTS!
 DigitalSeahorse: we are the good sports
 A_Dub888: @Gekyouryuu you rules
 Stormgod519: ¿Porque no los dos?
 ButButTheJesus: toast shields
 PharaohBender27: (returing from dinner) I see we've switched games
 Stormgod519: damn
 Stormgod519: piano floor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't challenge chat Cori
 Stormgod519: nice
 PharaohBender27: JAM SIDE DOWN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jam side down as an insult in this sport is amazing
 Stormgod519: really got this whole thing tied down, don't we...
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m just so glad I’m not the only one who thinks about The Toast this much
7gorobei: cordless toasters, make it happen
 A_Dub888: Beej "Gotta Shoot Somebody" Dery
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MiniatureSweetCurryBudBlast-GpjShme5wwz8G8vm
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: damn
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: I think your field is toast
 Stormgod519: these people are cooking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People in my building must think I watch some kind of actual sports on Mondays
hyalopterous: cooking toast
 Stormgod519: what do you put in a toaster?
 Stormgod519: damn
 Stormgod519: infinite!?!
 SymphonySolstice: INFINITOAST
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: LOL
 ButButTheJesus: TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 CaptainSpam: INFINITOAST
 iris_of_ether: No one shoves toasty in the corner!
 Mollylele: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentOpenPancakeNotLikeThis-LJXlUVc7KgIv1BnM
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyColdbloodedSalmonMingLee-lMF9Rrydi0ffuDeO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One and One now
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusySneakyGiraffeAllenHuhu-yKOJdtItyWRpJj20
 BrowneePointz: you can make a Sand wich
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very sandy toast
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz But what about a sand witch? 
 Stormgod519: welp...
 PharaohBender27: Oh the carnage!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Is that a companion to Kathleen's goal of bog witch?
 Stormgod519: damn
 TheAinMAP: 
 northos: hi windows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can take 1 hit
 FarleyF: windows wants to play
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Perhaps. I've heard you can find them in Dry Gulch, near Pewter City 
 DrLigmaPhD: 2 balls, 1 drop, no holds barred
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThankfulCulturedPonyDBstyle-2YH-7B2D_qKQ7W4e
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That got me, I cackled like the normal pagan witch I am
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh good, for a moment I was worried you wouldn't get the reference
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Stormgod519: damn 󠀀
 ButButTheJesus: clutch
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej and Heather are both super competitive sometimes but only in a friendly way
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: yo can fall into the portals?!?
 ButButTheJesus: well this is a triumph
 DrLigmaPhD: Can you get bisected when the portals go away?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Stormgod519: that's neat
shushu2539: craving a screensaver with jumping toasters
 AugmentingPath: !game good
 DigitalSeahorse: great game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is VERY good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There were about five of us in chat I think
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 Gekyouryuu: Now you're toasting with portals! This is not an approved use of Aperture Science equipment. you have been reported to your supervisors.
 ButButTheJesus: floor de la fleur
MacabreAurora: the sanctity of the sport
MacabreAurora: like golf
 Stormgod519: nice
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: Wwwwwwwwwwwelp.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a fast round
 DigitalSeahorse: dough
 DigitalSeahorse: it's invisiBALL
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PopularFurtiveWerewolfDancingBanana-cJD7N2OM7loCPVml
 Sorator13: Having missed the stream start, what happened with Pool 2?
 DigitalSeahorse: Pong
ghyllnox: @Sorator13 Good, just short
 Drasvin: Pool 2 didn't have enough for a full stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Good game, not enough there to sustain full 3 hours yet
 SymphonySolstice: game was a bit short to fill the whole time
 Sorator13: Gotcha
 A_Dub888: Pool 2 was too shallow for full stream
 DigitalSeahorse: I just bearly remember this one
 DigitalSeahorse: mini toasts
 Sorator13: tiny toast!
 Stormgod519: shocking
 DigitalSeahorse: melvatoast
 Mazrae: They are, Tiny, toony???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tiny toast with infinite toast is very good
 DigitalSeahorse: zap
Vanzan001: aa
 TheAinMAP: This is how they toast the small toast in Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Vanzan001: zap
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 DigitalSeahorse: toasters getting toasted
 CaptainSpam: See, this is what eSports should be.
 Stormgod519: keep slapping the ball into this wood until it breaks
 DigitalSeahorse: still alive
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: so rude
 DigitalSeahorse: one more
 DigitalSeahorse: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 spo8n: cori said it after falling down a hole
 DigitalSeahorse: snowy toast
 A_Dub888: @DigitalSeahorse snoast
 DigitalSeahorse: snoast!
 Gekyouryuu: I wish my loaf of Cinnamon Swirl bread wasn't at work. I could have exquisite toast
 TheAinMAP: Was Graham near here in a recent Gvlog? 
 PharaohBender27: Toastketball!
 Stormgod519: Nice On!
Lysander_salamander: hello eveyrone
 DigitalSeahorse: sugar froasted mini toast
 Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
Lysander_salamander: oh I forgot about this game
 AugmentingPath: His train got delayed by the toasters in the tracks, I think
Garfman314: does toast go away as games continue?
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaa
 PharaohBender27: @TheAinMAP Right, need to watch today's episode after this. Was definitely happy about how much Kathleen wound up liking Germany
 DigitalSeahorse: saws!
 Strebenherz: Absolute rip
 Stormgod519: S A W W W W W !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 No but you have to catch it/pick it back up in order to have it
 Mazrae: We need a LRR Toaster ball tournament
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehehheheheh
 ButButTheJesus: TOOOOOOAST
 Larkonus: Crisis on Infinite Toasts
 DrLigmaPhD: Don't you love the games at Medieval Toast?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae YES
 Stormgod519: so much toast
 underhill33: toaster go brrrrrrrrrr
KeytarCat: you mean for crust's sake?
 Stormgod519: its the greatest thing since sliced bread...
 Stormgod519: @KeytarCat oh my god....
 DigitalSeahorse: dough
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: Wow
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet sour dough
 Strebenherz: the defense
 PharaohBender27: OK, Nelson's Toasterball during the next subation idea has been clipped and is therefore on the record: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EasyShortPassionfruitPMSTwin-Wk2jhpTJM02T-I7N
 Stormgod519: that defense is the greatest thing since sliced bread...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Stormgod519 Greatest thing with sliced bread?
 DigitalSeahorse: play this game to the tune of the bread song
 Cptasparagus: submissive and breadable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely toasterball bracket for next subathon
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus 
 SnackPak_: @Cptasparagus 
 DigitalSeahorse: and the toast song of course
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig hmmm, good point
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 neacon: Can we get another whole stream with toasterball, maybe a full Esports style tournament with announcers and such?
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 Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwwwwelp
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Garfman314: is there a set of mutators to select?
 DigitalSeahorse: this one is just stuck to floor fetish of that one otaku
 Strebenherz: @DigitalSeahorse ....  wait what
 DigitalSeahorse: don't ask
 ButButTheJesus: @DigitalSeahorse I learn so much here
 Strebenherz: fair enough, seen wonderbread, figuring something like that
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyGiftedCattleTheThing-bX3t2I7edaXBpVLB
 DigitalSeahorse: there's been anime con creeper asking for girls to pretend they're stuck on the floor with gum or somesuch
 Stormgod519: damn
 circusofkirkus: "toast is a liability"
 DigitalSeahorse: so tiny
 Stormgod519: Toastafar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse 0.o as someone awab that would make me have never go to a con again
 Sorator13: On a cosmic scale, I am still larger than (most) toast
 Sorator13: oh wow, nice
 Stormgod519: well done
 AugmentingPath: gonna need that warranty, turns out
 Strebenherz: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
7gorobei: clutch
 EikoandMog:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was such a good strategy
 empyreon: ACTIVELY GAMING
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Make the bones touch
 Stormgod519: 
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote toast
  LRRbot: Quote #6993: "Is there any food better then buttered toast?" —Kathleen [2020-06-08]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhh
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnimatedPoorAirGuitarKlappa-BSVK6moWHbTStGOY
 DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig well knowing helps to avoid the thing while attending I guess
Sogheim: I still wanna know what those buzz saws were about
frank_the_great: I wonder how deep the lore goes
 DigitalSeahorse: also free hugs sometimes aren't free if they pickpocket
 Stormgod519: nice job Beej!
 SymphonySolstice: the lockout!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 A_Dub888: @frank_the_great Probably not very, toast doesn't go that far into the toaster
 Stormgod519: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse For me a strategy that worked, ironically, was leaning into the autism and just staring creepy people down
 MalFnord: @DigitalSeahorse Do any cons still allow free hugs? The ones round here banned that for obvious creeper reasons.
 Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 right, if you go too deep it jus burns
kusinohki: is the minor league just called 'bread' ??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MalFnord I very rapidly moved into moderation because I tolerated no bullshit from people and had an academic background so I often was not someone people would approach for that
kusinohki: or will the sequel be called "bagel ball" ??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Or the lower bracket?
 Its_VeeBot: Now, "free shrugs" signs, THOSE are people you can trust.
 DigitalSeahorse: MalFnord I haven't been to any recently so I don't know.  It's less viral load risk to keep to one's self instead of hugging a bunch of randos too.
 CaptainSpam: At some point, there's gotta be more times during the ad break cards where the current song is listed.
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: Music is still going, btw
 Stormgod519: music still going, though it does fit
 DigitalSeahorse: Colex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That music would be GREAT for this
 DigitalSeahorse: Clex?
 A_Dub888: Isn't that a Pokemon?
 A_Dub888: with the horse?
 DigitalSeahorse: Alori
 ThirdGames: That'd be Calyrex
 Cptasparagus: !card Calix
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Calix, Destiny's Hand; Calix, Guided by Fate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gotta dial in that cooperation
 gawag_: Cylix?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hurbis
 TheAinMAP: 
ghyllnox: The calyx is "the outermost part of a flower" according to Merriam-Webster
 RealGamerCow: Hugh's bris?
 Strebenherz: Points for finding a way to ref cow tools
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We do what we must because we can
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: damn
 GasCityGaming: what, me?
 PharaohBender27: @GasCityGaming 
 Stormgod519: oh it raises on its own
 SymphonySolstice: the canadian level
 DigitalSeahorse:  too much like hockey
BananaF4p subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Has everyone just given up on having toast?
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe the bread reserves ran low
 gawag_: PongChamp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Or they shatter it by holding it down and burning it. If they burn it and it gets hit the bread shatters and is gone
7gorobei: its brioche, they are running out of eggs
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: DAMN
 baltimore_667083: 
SkyShatter7: insane
 pn55: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RAINBOW TOAST
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: ive lost the ball
frank_the_great:   
lexiconjurer: Then we shall toast in the shade
 DigitalSeahorse:  
SkyShatter7: spoke too soon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Immediate hubris
7gorobei: ewok village?
SkyShatter7: great defense
 Stormgod519: 
 DigitalSeahorse: forest of Panera Bread
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex who are you yelling at?
frank_the_great: Unironically impressive
 Strebenherz: beej unlocking the matrix
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig beej for the defense i think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz That's fair, but in this game I would have unironically believed the physics engine
 Strebenherz: also valid
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
SkyShatter7: the amount of variations in this game is wildly impressive
 PharaohBender27: Minitoasters!
 DigitalSeahorse: sourdough!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkyShatter7 The fact this game is fun and not horribly frustrating is also impressive in the same way Glurp is
 Stormgod519: H O L E
 DigitalSeahorse: we're all floored
 PharaohBender27: The burners are on FIRE
 DigitalSeahorse: what a "pain"
 Cptasparagus: Streets of New Pancetta is my favorite mtg set
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: Tiny toasts!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thus spake Zaratoastra
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 kimmiekoneko: these bread puns really get a RISE out of me
lexiconjurer: Luck me sideways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love to see Adam play this
SkyShatter7: tethertoast
 FarleyF: Beej Swear Never
 DigitalSeahorse: sticky
an_archist2: family friendly stream where we talk about hungry hungry hippo vore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej swear never on a family friendly stream huh?
 DigitalSeahorse: there was no toast
 DigitalSeahorse: you can
DaxStrife: I am here for Alex making references I understand. 
 Nigouki: it becomes rusks
 kimmiekoneko: it becomes zwieback
 Nigouki: which are delicious
SkyShatter7: You can bake anything, whether or not that's a good thing is up for debate
  Juliamon: then it's called a rusk, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's how I do croutons
 CaptainSpam: When nothing happens at all... that's when the game TRULY begins.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam That's what Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion does so incredibly well
 DigitalSeahorse: not seeing much toaster on top of toaster for extra height action here
 JadedCynic: hey, so how's Pool- oh!  Flashback time! 
7gorobei: toaster rugby
 Strebenherz: There was pool earlier, they shifted to toast after going through all the pool maps a few times
KeytarCat: The teams have similar toaster frames
rabbitgta: Stop fking and start toasting jk
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 CaptainSpam: Pool 2 was fun, just not three hours of fun.
 JadedCynic: yep
DaxStrife: I just remember a rope hanging from the rafters.
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: we had a rope that I hated
 JadedCynic: like 20' high array of chin up bars and ladders and ropes
SkyShatter7: the kings of self sabotage
ghyllnox: 
 JadedCynic: it'd swing out from the wall opposite the bleachers and extended into the 'basketball court'
 Stormgod519: Nice On
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah toast
 SnackPak_: 
 JadedCynic: I know I'm late but: ♫all around the country and coast (coast) ♫
 JadedCynic: #TimCavanaugh4Eva
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
  Sarah_Serinde:  the timing
 Stormgod519: Nelly....
 TheAinMAP: Everybody gets electricity!
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpossibleSparklyRaisinCharlietheUnicorn-OImb5q5prx9rQGe_
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: SUPPLIES!'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't remember this one
 DigitalSeahorse: oog
frank_the_great:  
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 NorthstarTex: XD
 DigitalSeahorse: dough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These rounds are also very short
 NorthstarTex: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/InquisitiveTentativeQueleaKevinTurtle-rqku51k0gSlwF-yg
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarefulEncouragingGaurOSkomodo-BKNL9WR0Jj6flW8-
 FarleyF: ooo can we bet LRR Dollars
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InquisitiveTentativeQueleaKevinTurtle-rqku51k0gSlwF-yg correctged
 Strebenherz: channel points bet?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: Right!  There's been no jambling!
 Strebenherz: 200
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 1/2 of 1000
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 PharaohBender27: 450 Team Toasterball
Chesul: wait, Nelly, why do you want all the votes to go to Alex and Cori?
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaa
 FarleyF: Team Coex vs Team Belly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right! and it came back after being "out of fashion" for 30 years
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuu
 DigitalSeahorse: X
 DigitalSeahorse: s
 DigitalSeahorse: eek
 Stormgod519: dinger
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 DigitalSeahorse: hoopy
 SnackPak_: so close
SkyShatter7: NICE shot
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 Stormgod519: oh very good
 DigitalSeahorse: I mean dough
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
frank_the_great: skillz
 JadedCynic: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
iarethel0ser: M-m-m-multiball!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 DigitalSeahorse: double ball bl
 TheAinMAP:   
 Stormgod519: lol
SkyShatter7: that was quick
 JadedCynic: there was no doors
 Strebenherz: ROBBED
 Stormgod519: F A S T
 DigitalSeahorse: 
UtilityPunk: You toasted when you should've roasted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Custom you can pick
 JadedCynic: oh! there's a BUTTON to open the door
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: and it opens more over time
 Stormgod519: if nothing happens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Yup, you can hit the button in addition to it being on a timer
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 Strebenherz: "Oh is it CRINGE Beej?" xD
 Stormgod519: do what???
 JadedCynic: 
 pn55: @JadedCynic I read that in Ben's voice from that one PAX panel 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a hell of a quote
7gorobei: strudelfreud
pimiento: there's a recipe out there for schadenfreude pie.. it's very very rich
 JadedCynic: @pn55 
 DigitalSeahorse: pieenfreud
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do you spoonerize shadenfreude into a baked good
 Tiber727: schednfritter
 JadedCynic: stollen
 JadedCynic: versus stolen
 Mollylele: tartenfruede
 spethycakes: I usually pronounce it "shtollen"
 Stormgod519: GGs
 Too_Many_Knives: byeeeee
 Nigouki: COOL STREAM
 UnknownFriday: Stollenfreude.
Stormgod519 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 214 in the channel!
Stormgod519 gifted a Tier 1 sub to lemon_sa!
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 SnackPak_: so smooth
 Stormgod519: !store
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 Mollylele: croissadenfreude
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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 NotCainNorAbel: we only steal DVDs
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "Please don't steal from us"
 circusofkirkus: so no heist?
 DigitalSeahorse: like STALKER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very good
 JadedCynic: @circusofkirkus only if you can get Steven Soderberg to plan it for you
SkyShatter7: Bye guys, glad I caught the end of that
 Nigouki: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: mixed media teeth
 Strebenherz: beej's money hole
rabbitgta: Or if you see lrr in person, ask them if it is ok, then just hand them cash?
 Mazrae: I'm getting my first LRR shirt it's coming in on Wednesday, it's the pride shirt
 pn55: Thank you all for the fun times! 
 DigitalSeahorse: smob?
 lamina5432: gnight
 Gekyouryuu: night, all
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: you didnt need to call me out there Nelly
 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (14:33 from now).
 Stormgod519: yeah, likely
 wedge_x: Cori All Along
 FarleyF: i thought decalling the dinosaur was against TOS
 DeM0nFiRe: Mean Graham? Oh man, he's mean!
rabbitgta: Everyone is on food except serge
 TheAinMAP: 
 FarleyF: Mean Graham sounds like the Mean Jean that we have at home
 Stormgod519: Happa Burdur
 Stormgod519: 
 FarleyF: man i should have invested in the underscord
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 FarleyF: underscore
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
rabbitgta: Thanks for strem
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you so much for the stream!!
 Xavorin: Thanks for stream!
 pn55: But I AM home
 Mazrae: Night chat
 SymphonySolstice: I'm already in my room!
 FarleyF: love you all guys and gals
 PharaohBender27: 
 pn55: Night all! 
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the good chats!
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (14:29 from now).
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse: in my room?  I zoned out and missed what we think about
 FarleyF: is there a secret toast cast
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: do yall smell toast?
 Stormgod519: GNIGHT CORI!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 DiscordianTokkan: G'niiight
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: holy crap that spooked me
 gawag_: jumpscare!
 empyreon:   
 Nigouki: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Jumpcare!
 Strebenherz: Goodnight boss gremlin
ghyllnox: Gnight towstuwu
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HilariousMistyFriseeKappaClaus-DzvEeFCydEo22Wci
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