Crossing the Streams || ROOT

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 baltimore_667083: !box
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: These moles are professional pigeons. Do not try this at home.
 Forlorgen: 
 baltimore_667083: so that’s where all those bottles come from
 Forlorgen:    
 definenull: uhhh
 definenull: oh right this isn't afk, my b
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 baltimore_667083: JACOB!
GirlPainting: crossing the K
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, hey Jacob!
Shadowsoflife: oh hey jacob
 Strebenherz: Hello y'all!
 definenull: hi jacob!
 baltimore_667083: rootmote, if you will
 TheWooglie: no Paul introduction?
GirlPainting: AFStreams
Despoiler98: Con Crud is real
 definenull: why do I get the feeling that Jacob would crush at this game
 Strebenherz: smart
 Cptasparagus: every day we grow further from Tabletop February
 Getter404: It'll be on the same night as Arkham, clearly.
 kusinohki: meows
 Geldaran: mine too! looking forward to it!
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 PMAvers: *squints*
Xafty: i loved me some warmahordes. i played Circle mainly
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: badger
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo badgers, badgers, badgers
ghyllnox: Lord of Hundreds is a great name for a rat king
 Getter404: They gave us *half* an expansion, unfortunately. No Followers, no Advanced Setup. Just the factions
Shadowsoflife: badger, badger, badger
DoodlestheGreat: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Shadowsoflife: badger, badger, badge
 definenull: that is the correct order of priorities
 Nigouki: streamer show groomed cat
DoodlestheGreat: So's making sure you have food is important.
 Strebenherz: is baxter a fluffier boy now
 PMAvers: I assume Followers is probably going to require a bigger update to the engine due to all the extra stuff it requires.
 definenull: i feel like you could make a third cat from the fluff from grooming
 MAPBoardgames: Down with the aerostocracy! Power to the smallfolk!
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 MalFnord: Jacob is going Skaven, yes-yes?
KeytarCat: Knights templar?
Shadowsoflife: @MAPBoardgames Read that as aerosteacy
 Getter404: The rat is so angry he eats items
 MAPBoardgames: @Shadowsoflife turns out the Eyrie aren't playing. but I was proud of the pun anyways
 MAPBoardgames: wait, no, Matt is the Eyrie
 Getter404: @MAPBoardgames What? Matt is playing the Birds, isn't he?
Shadowsoflife: @MAPBoardgames As you should be
 Getter404: Dangit as I was typing
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 definenull: go birds?
 PMAvers: rat gang rat gang take your stuff break your face steal your stuff
 definenull: the rat art is very good
 lamina5432: evening
 Featherweight_: we are many
 LordZarano: "Oppressed Spaces" is a good stat
HungryHungry_Hobo: Jacob has been an awesome addition to the team happy to see him in more streams
   LoadingReadyRun:  The many moods of the rats
 definenull: hear hear!
 Dog_of_Myth: hear hear
Shadowsoflife: There there
 NotCainNorAbel: yes, we know, but what team are you playing?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We know Kathleen loves to encite revolution, but what does her team do?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Matt going on man dates.
 definenull: parliaments are for owls, not eyries 
 definenull: 
 northos: @definenull also for Rooks!
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 thrythlind: are the boards bunched up next to Kathleen and Matt on purpose?
Lysander_salamander: is there a mole faction?
 PMAvers: Also nice that Jacob gives people incentive for people to craft stuff, since if he fights someone he can choose to steal stuff from someone he's fighting instead of doing hits of damage.
 definenull: I think they're bunched up because we're seeing Ben's screen
 thrythlind: @Lysander_salamander there is
 TheMandrew: Has anyone played the Root TTRPG?  i did a demo of it at a PAX awhile ago and had a blast with it
PiecesAndPixels: @lysander_salamander moles are in the Underground Duchy.
 PMAvers: just put out a pile of shinies to distract the rats and maybe they'll go away
Shadowsoflife: Oh neat @TheMandrew
 ghost_user_1984: @TheMandrew I'm running it with my group after we finish Call of Cthulhu.
 Cptasparagus: building up buttercups?
 PMAvers: building artisan home-grown piles of corpses of their enemies.
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   LoadingReadyRun:  I've heard the root RPG is cool, but I haven't seen it myself
 GapFiller: CAM RIAD!!!
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 thrythlind: who is Ben playing?
Shadowsoflife: badgers
Mai_Andra: "hashtag content" four people staring at the gameboard without saying anything
KeytarCat: @thrythlind Paladins
  Juliamon: ye olde Camily Family
 LordZarano: Welcome Cam Fam! (is that still your name?)
 TheMandrew: Cammune?
 JadedCynic: The Cam Fam
  Simriel: @mai_andra Be nice
 SnakeBrine_: if its not Cammune, it should be
KeytarCat: More like Camero Lader! (Armed Oracle)
 Forlorgen: Camrari
 Cptasparagus: Dark Academia
  Simriel: Cammune is our common designation
jibkat: 
 SnakeBrine_: Sometimes calling the chaos of the text voices Chat is the best you can hope for
 Nigouki: "The Saturday Night VODless"
 Gekyouryuu: My problem is that I have a theme in mind, but two different ideas each for the chat name and the channel points, and I'm not sure which i like better.
  Juliamon: The Taxicab
ghyllnox: Some play on the radio theme maybe
PhuzNutz: Howdy folks! This game looks cute
 RatherLargeToad: Ratful?
 micalovits: I love the angry horde of rats
KeytarCat: It is cute!  Also violent
  Simriel: Oh no, did they make Jacob Angy?
 Featherweight_: on no he feeling bitey
PhuzNutz: Guessing this is a coop game then too, eh?
Shadowsoflife: the same why a commander game is a coop
 Akaiatana: @PhuzNutz A coup game
PiecesAndPixels: @phuznutz No co-op. Asymmetrical game.
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KeytarCat: Nope, each player is trying to get points in a different way though, so they aren't always strictly at odds
 PMAvers: I mean, you *can* play it co-op against a special bot-controlled player.
  Juliamon: Sometimes factions have the same goal, most of the time they fight
  Juliamon: the enemy of my enemy and all that
PiecesAndPixels: The Vagabond doesn’t fight anyone.
KeytarCat: You have to kill them while they're peaceful!  wait...
DrLigmaPhD: Instructions followed, overthrowing TN state government
   LoadingReadyRun: @PiecesAndPixels he *can*
PhuzNutz: thank you 
Thatwasademo: the vagabond totally does fight people
  Juliamon: and the Eyrie often fights themselves
PiecesAndPixels: @juliamon lol!
KeytarCat: @Juliamon most governments do 
 Gekyouryuu: "If you give a mouse a stream key..."
thegitrogsquirrel: MN game Devs. represent
  Juliamon: speaking of fighting themselves...
Shadowsoflife: ^
jibkat: 
 Nigouki: "Why not a despot?" - 2025 in 4 words
DrLigmaPhD: Baxter wishes to see
ghyllnox: Cat!
 kusinohki: !quote baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7826: "[repeated loud meowing]" —Baxter [2021-10-27]
DrLigmaPhD: A mob? In the mouse clearing? It's more likely than you think
 Getter404: Reading the card explains the card... except when you no longer have the card to read in the first place
 betweenmyself: Jacob doesn’t need to win this turn because he’a winning at life 
DrLigmaPhD: @Getter404 Reading the card explains the.... where... where the fuck is it?
 kusinohki: the river is not a path.  unless you're [insert faction that uses the river like a path]
 Getter404: @kusinohki Or if you allow Landmarks in your game as part of Advanced Setup and pull the Raft
 MAPBoardgames: Riverfolk trading co.
DrLigmaPhD: Anyone else just have Bitsy lines running through their head?
 kusinohki: did the eeyrie lose all troops and roosts?  what happens in that case?
 QuixoticScrivener: without a presence, you are just a jerk
jibkat: Bunny Boi!
Shadowsoflife: bunny boy boots
 CaptainSpam: "You want some boots, buddy?  Well, so do I!"
 kusinohki: boots?  was expecting bunny slippers
Lyinginbedmon: 
Shadowsoflife: You really want slippers out in these woods?
 Mazrae: badgers see, calmer eeries
 Akaiatana: It's More'fun time
 Mazrae: i dont think i spelt the group matt is, and its supposed to say seem not see,
 Getter404: Don't Bad Things happen if you wreck his tempo and has too many Bird cards?
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote rats
  LRRbot: Quote #8946: "SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!" —Ian [2024-03-17]
 kireawolf: Nice one Matt
 gualdhar: TAKE! these broken BIRBS! so they can fly again!
 MAPBoardgames: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 Akaiatana: Waste station
ghyllnox: 
DaxStrife: Badger badger badger, etc.
 spethycakes: mushROOM, mushROOM
 Akaiatana: "Mine is an eagle laugh."
 goombalax: Ben is muted to the stream btw
 JadedCynic: Jacob is jus a li'l guy...
 saucemaster5000: clearly the one who protests is the most guilty
 Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Ben's muted
Shadowsoflife: We can't hear Ben
 Getter404: All this and he somehow only has 6 VP
 Mazrae: is Ben muted?
 gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun Ben's muted
 spethycakes: should we be able to hear Ben?
 Getter404: Yep, Ben Muted
 JadedCynic: Ben's muted to the *stream*
 goombalax: I love that they're just responding to him this feels like a bit
 arcaneIllumination: That explains who Matt was talking to
  Juliamon: Ben, you're muted
 definenull: 
 JadedCynic: not to the other players tho...
 SymphonySolstice: ben has been Silenced
 Akaiatana: Jacob's great at Vamping!
 Strebenherz: no ben voice yet for viewers
  Juliamon: You can tell Ben's jokes and pretend they're yours!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 spethycakes: You have to donate to Patreon to be able to hear Ben's voice tonight 
drcthulu: Not having audio issues, so hot right now
 Strebenherz: i kind of appreciate the goofs in a "makes you feel better about your own goofs" kinda way if that makes sense
DaxStrife: Paul audio, aka Paudio.
 Akaiatana: We said Audios to Ben
 NotCainNorAbel: sounds like a B to me
Morrigan9: 16 2/3
 gualdhar: 16.6666
 definenull: 16.6?
 SymphonySolstice: no it's a B- because it's Ben's audio
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 83%. Not a B+.
 micalovits: Kathleen, Ben has been dead for 7 years
ghyllnox: Half of a third
 Strebenherz: 100 pour one out for ben's audio
  Juliamon: Ben has faded out of existence entirely
 definenull: 
 Getter404: The Badgers are wiping out the UI
 Nigouki: "Ninja says no"
 spethycakes: Kathleen could say that Ben is saying anything!
 JadedCynic: Kathleen is Ben's envoy! 
 definenull: impromptu seance!
 SnackPak_:   
Raincoast_Bear: Like a Ninja
 Jedi_Master_Zell:  
 foopoiuyt: But we want to hear!
 SnackPak_: thanks Paul
 JadedCynic: 
 CaptainSpam: Man, Ben is just saying so many funny things, apparently! 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: soundoff! 
 omdorastrix: Here Hear!
Raincoast_Bear: Oh, we can hear Kathleen. Maybe too much of Jacob. Can not hear or see Ben.
Lobo_Apache: Hear god? but I'm already here
 KaleidoscopeMind: we already can hear Paul
 lamina5432: the best jokes are the ones we never hear
 Akaiatana: *Dale voice* Hullo
 SymphonySolstice: that's paul
 micalovits: Paul is already here, so you can do that right now!
  Juliamon: Or, hear me out, you already do
 CaptainSpam: "Okay, now we can somehow hear Ian.  I have no clue what's going on."
DaxStrife: Of course we hear God, Paul's audio is fine.
 KaleidoscopeMind: glad chat is all on board with paul = god
 JadedCynic: sounds like a good idea! 
  Juliamon: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 JadedCynic: good luck!
  Juliamon: go cycle those fluids
Raincoast_Bear: All we are saaaaaying, is give Paul a Chance!
 SymphonySolstice: cycle legs, stretch fluids
JacobBurgessVO: Never too much Jacob
  Juliamon: also... we can take that MagicCon slide out
 micalovits: I feel like that slide is outdated now xD
 JadedCynic: @JacobBurgessVO AGREED.
 Strebenherz: @JacobBurgessVO Legit
 micalovits: I don't know... If Jacob was in my room when I try to sleep that might be to much Jacob
 Akaiatana: More Jacob. MORE.
Raincoast_Bear: Oh, I enjoy Jacob. I just no if I can handle that much. I'm old and enfeebled.
 Strebenherz: does anyone have handy that meme image of the LRR "technical difficulties" screen?  think it mixed been and alien?
 Strebenherz: beej^
  Juliamon: it was Ian
  Juliamon: with a bunch of cable adapters in his mouth
 Akaiatana: Or the Beej Greg Gardening one
Raincoast_Bear: I thought Ian was an alien. Isn't he from Alberta?
 KaleidoscopeMind: Ian with hair i think, so it didn't register as ian at first
  Juliamon: yes, it was pre-Warboy Ian
  Juliamon: back when he was known as Tall Ian
  Juliamon: or "Kazoo guy"
 Akaiatana: At beerfest he's an Ale Ian
 Strebenherz: found it
 Strebenherz: https://i.gyazo.com/b7dcb642c7fe2d1c70667c0a624222dc.png
KeytarCat: ooh, fly knight!
  Juliamon: that's an edit of the OG
 Strebenherz: AHHH ok
 Mazrae: i am loving this chill music
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 SymphonySolstice: james' drawn portrait never registers in my head as james for some reason
 SymphonySolstice: I get jumpscared by it every time going "wait who's that?"
 TheAinMAP: 
Raincoast_Bear: I can only hear Ben now...
  Juliamon: woof
 gualdhar: we still can't hear Ben
 Strebenherz: welcome back from the shadow realm ben
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Orestes290: Ben, if you are here in the room with us, kill another one of Matt's characters
Lyinginbedmon: Ben got that dawg in him
 BusTed: 
drcthulu: The soundless void escape, and pupper foot heating; double lucky
 TheAinMAP: 
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   LoadingReadyRun: you can hear ben now, right?
  Juliamon: yep
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 SymphonySolstice: we are experiencing ben
  Juliamon: getting Ben loud & clear again
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 thrythlind: me: Let's do a few chill phasmo contracts while watching LRR... wait why is the sky red?
KeytarCat: @thrythlind "Emission incoming, get inside!"
 spethycakes: bLRRd
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Blurred
 betweenmyself: where are we at vis-a-vis the revolution being televised? 
 lamina5432: dill pickle
 saucemaster5000: Dlasagna
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Jacob was an unfortunate victim of bureaucracy
 saucemaster5000: next time you want a BLT, instead put bacon, lettuce, avocado, sprouts, and tomato on six slider buns. I call em B.L.A.S.T.ers
 SnackPak_: I'd try it
 Getter404: Umami bomb. It's a wildcard slot.
 Orestes290: I'd still eat it
dm818: spinach?
 KaleidoscopeMind: bust = bacon udon soup time
 SymphonySolstice: Unyun
Raincoast_Bear: I prefer the original BLT - not as clumsy or random as a BLASTer.
Territan: Only 1:20 in? Cool, there's probably still some to watch!
 iris_of_ether: I prefer the LGBT: lettuce, guac, bacon, tomat.
 spethycakes: how about a PB&J (pork belly & jalapeño)
KeytarCat: I used to eat BLTs a lot in uni bc it was the only halfway decent food I could eat
 Akaiatana: Work carder not smarter
 micalovits: That roost is big dead
 eshplode: I'd eat the hell out of that
 iris_of_ether: I have legit seen it on menus as GBLTs, etc
 ThirdGames: If you put that in a quesadilla instead of bread it'd be the LGBTQ
 iris_of_ether: @ThirdGames We got there, excellent 
 spethycakes: @ThirdGames or a vegetarian version would be Lettuce, Guac, Brioche, Tomato, Queso Quesadilla
Territan: Hangry.
  Juliamon: Yes
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 couchboyj: First one,  then da other
 serramarkov: Chancey!
Alex_Frostfire: It's funny how much swapping two factions out from base game makes me unsure what players can do in this.
 Akaiatana: We don't need no stinkin' badgers
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 SixaxisV2: yaaaaay ROOT
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drcthulu: 2fer
 SixaxisV2: rats, we're rats
 Akaiatana: "Sympathy!" as an Anime Move
 groulux: Sympathy!  Toot!!
Raincoast_Bear: Sympathy for the Kathleen Foxes.
Raincoast_Bear: Why not both?
 micalovits: I mean, as long as she still has a mouse base she can't revolt there
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 groulux: Nobody was going to that museum anyway?
 Veraphage: passive voice: the museum became destroyed
 SixaxisV2: Hundreds is considering
 SixaxisV2: oh no, I can't mouse build, guess I'll die
Alex_Frostfire: I quite enjoy playing Eyrie, myself.
 SixaxisV2: when I play the AI on mobile they win quite handily
 Getter404: IIRC the Eyrie are technically a top 3 faction but have a VERY high skill floor
 Forlorgen: you sound like an american mat
 HadesLeprechaun: I have! I feel like they win very quickly whenever they do
 lamina5432: I could use some of that
ghyllnox: I wish it were more enjoyable 
 saucemaster5000: Yeh, eyrrie you have to really know frankly, and if other people really know it too they know how to shut it down
 Getter404: Apparently there's a tournament scene? It's nuts
 HadesLeprechaun: almost all the wins I've seen with the Eyrie, they have never gone into turmoil, they just slowly build into a steamroll
 SixaxisV2: seen them at some PAXs, yeah
Alex_Frostfire: The longer you can go without turmoil, the stronger and stronger your turns get.
 Akaiatana: One of the major hurdles is that the eyrie have no titular ears.
 saucemaster5000: @HadesLeprechaun yeh, either that or you intentionally go into turmoil very early for a certain build, then use the other build off the skills you got the first couple turne
 Veraphage: Please tell me Root tournaments are round robin
 HadesLeprechaun: @saucemaster5000 pretty much, yeah
 Strebenherz: ben's back from the shadow realm, time to send him back there
 saucemaster5000: I believe they have a similar thing to terra mystica where folks gamble/adjust points based on factions available
 SixaxisV2: Hundreds are choosing
 Getter404: The "meta" becoming so top-heavy and stagnant is one of the reasons they added the Advance Setup rules, which have drafting by default
 SixaxisV2: that's very ominous
 SixaxisV2: Hundreds are crafting
 micalovits: RIP House
 Cptasparagus: rat arson
 Getter404: They're in the physical version of the Marauder expansion, I forget if they're in Digital yet or not
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SixaxisV2: Tool Tim
 JadedCynic: I'm stealing that....
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: New Insult Unlocked
 SixaxisV2: refer to chat backseating as "thanks clippy"
 betweenmyself: or Clippy
 Getter404: "Look at this bussin' Tutorial over here"
 niccus: "thanks chat"
ghyllnox: 
 JadedCynic: but often tools can be useful
 SixaxisV2: hahah
 Akaiatana: A tool and a bell end
 BusTed: 🙂
Lobo_Apache: Thanks tool tip
 JadedCynic: What, Ben?  NEVER we'd *never* do that!
 JadedCynic: 
 Orestes290: Replace ben with a paperclip
 SixaxisV2: epic maymay, streamer
 James_the_Dabbler: Bit prep
 SixaxisV2: your maymays are out of control, everybody knows that
 niccus: you don't have your 2025 meme schedule?
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TawdryRepletePresidentChocolateRain-6LOv0ad_ip7yBTYc
 SymphonySolstice: there you go
 micalovits: "My job here is done!"
 Akaiatana: Mouse-over information
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tha---too soon.
 thrythlind: The mouse is a Social Warrior
 SixaxisV2: that's a strong political statement
 SixaxisV2: the news mouse is a warrior
 Getter404: Almost pulled a Pro Gamer Move
 SixaxisV2: when we come back, WAR
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 Getter404: K i t t y
 betweenmyself: wooo, death cult
 Getter404: @betweenmyself Death, fertilizer, let's agree to disagree
 BusTed: whoa
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 BusTed: wolololo
 TheAwkes: Golgari Lizards. Death powered magic and growing things in it.
 lamina5432: #notacult
 Akaiatana: !card Buried in the garden
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 TheMerricat: @lamina5432 #amactuallyacult 
 thrythlind: I say ah-coh-lite
 zeathean: Ahhhh real acolytes
 TheMerricat: Also, Canada. 
 arcaneIllumination: @thrythlind Same here
 TheAwkes: epitome.
 Julian_Rogue: how do you pronounce gif?
 Getter404: We finally got Ben to stop saying "sweet" instead of suit, let him have this one
ghyllnox: :<
UtilityPunk: A-cohlytes. Ah-colyte's a little wrong
 groulux: sorry Jacob...
 SixaxisV2: he used the salsa that was mislabeled as oystah and made a pastah disastah
UtilityPunk: The o in acolyte can be pronounced with o or a interchangeably
 LordZarano: Wiktionary says /ˈæ.kə.laɪt/
 thrythlind: fun thing, working in Korea in a hakwon, we were advertised as Americans teaching American English... and the owners would be texts from England, New Zealand, and Australia.... so there were a couple of pages I opened up the book, looked at my students and said "okay, we're going to learn this together"
 thrythlind: "Canadian way" triggered this memory
 SixaxisV2: who last led an uprising
 BusTed: That's funny
 Getter404: "The player who most recently visited Kuala Lumpur takes the first turn"
 Forlorgen: I needed that drink reminder lol im to into balatro
 SixaxisV2: sorry the rules say "whoever admits where they were on Jan. 6th goes first"
 saucemaster5000: I once heard a board game dev argue the first player rule is the most important rule of the game because it sets the tone immediately
 JadedCynic: 
 micalovits: He aint wrong
PhuzNutz: Best take
Lobo_Apache: Ben coming out swinging!
 SymphonySolstice: gottem
 Getter404: And then you get Wargames, where everyone is doing everything within their power to AVOID going first
 SixaxisV2: free mulligan? this game sucks
 HadesLeprechaun: ALSO many board games have a first player advantage, and if they do, that is usually when the 'youngest player goes first' rule comes in. So whenever you see that, it usually means going first is stronger
 omdorastrix: Go has been around for thousands of years and the first player still has an advantage...
 betweenmyself: it’s very important that we all agree how to pronounce “acolyte” so we can determine the proper spelling using the Shavian alphabet 
 saucemaster5000: I'm actually learning Go online with a friend and yeha, Go DOES now have a rule about first player advantage
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean there's also nobody in 'charge' of chess to try to change the rules, lol
 omdorastrix: I wonder if Chess 2000 solved first player advantage... (I think that's what it was called in the sketch)
 betweenmyself: give second player in Chess a free mulligan on their first turn 
 JadedCynic: "It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye...and then it's a SPORT!"
Lysander_salamander: yay chimkin
 kireawolf: Jacob what?
 SymphonySolstice: chimken :>
 SixaxisV2: I'm the big rat who makes all the rules
 thrythlind: I should get ready for bed, have to be up in 7 hours... see y'all later
Lysander_salamander: good luck, thrythlind!
 Getter404: @omdorastrix Well there's always David Sirlin's Chess 2
Lobo_Apache: Thanks tool tip
 serramarkov: In reality, the ferries don
 Strebenherz: vancouver island, a tale of critters by night
 SixaxisV2: tips from the pros: you need a boat to use the boat
 serramarkov: In reality the ferries don
 foopoiuyt: Do you want lizards? This is how you get lizards.
 Getter404: You lifted up the wrong rock!
 serramarkov: In reality the ferries don't run 24/7. I can't blinking type.
 SixaxisV2: nice argument, however Ben lives in your walls
Lysander_salamander: these creatures all have cute designs
   LoadingReadyRun: "Paul was Right" -Jacob Burgess, Feb 26,2025
  Juliamon: putting the ' right next to the enter key sure was a choice
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FaithfulWrongWalrusPeanutButterJellyTime-QWNXdwjf_SGd-fyH
 kireawolf: Very large cat
 betweenmyself: @lysander_salamander their markers in the table top version are also quite nice
 SixaxisV2: the ferry is also cursed
 SixaxisV2: that's bad!
 serramarkov: So much floof!
 Akaiatana: Faeres, Godmother of War
 SixaxisV2: rawr
 SymphonySolstice: ben's faction:   
 theambivalentagender: I finally got to play this game at a board game night and won with lizards 
 betweenmyself: Ben’s faction:   
 Strebenherz: camera shy catte
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
 betweenmyself: they also have dandy caps 
 Dog_of_Myth: Remy!
 Strebenherz: Remmy!
 saucemaster5000: DOG
ghyllnox: Doggg
Raincoast_Bear: Remi!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 SixaxisV2:   
Raincoast_Bear: 
 zeathean: these rats are awfully rowdy
 theambivalentagender: Remy is such a good boy
 SixaxisV2: not jim from marketing!
 Getter404: So, uh, how many skulls exactly to explode a building?
 SixaxisV2: he worked hard on the recruiting pamphlets
 theambivalentagender: Fiora - what if Ravnica but more Italy and assassins
  Juliamon: The crown changes hands quite a bit
 Getter404: Playing Avowed and have to remind myself that you are not, in fact, talking about Fior, the land of Italian Necromancers
Raincoast_Bear: Let's no sterotype people. Not all Italians are Neck Romancers.
 Getter404: I get you. During the last cold snap a family of frogs took up residence in my shower.
 kireawolf: I am pretty sure neck romancers are vampires
 Mr_Bitterness: "little" kitty
 Strebenherz: Baxter KNOWS
 SixaxisV2: Not all Jebalians are pacifists bro, educate yourself
  Juliamon: GUSGUS
 theambivalentagender: Omg I bring my cat Axiom to the groomer's for his constant shedding and every time he comes back his sister Enigma beats him up because he smells wrong
 KaleidoscopeMind: baxter is just anxious baby
 Strebenherz: GUS!
NimrodXIV: show Gus
 kireawolf: Necromancers are just misunderstood healers
 zeathean: Incoming Gus?
ghyllnox: Yeahhh my friends' cats get like that, if one of them comes back from the vet the other one has A Problem
 NotCainNorAbel: will we get a Juniper update?
 SymphonySolstice: show kibby
   LoadingReadyRun: Gupdate!
 ThirdGames: GUSTOPHER
 omdorastrix: is this the "Streamer show pets" moment?
Lysander_salamander: aw
 SymphonySolstice: CHONK
 KaleidoscopeMind: gus SO BEEG
 Mr_Bitterness: YES GUS
 JadedCynic: 
 Strebenherz: Guuuuus 
 theambivalentagender: GUUUSSS
 Dog_of_Myth: Gus!
 theambivalentagender: Big boi
 JadedCynic: 
 zeathean: How often does Gus get a turn with the orange cat brain cell?
ghyllnox: Shrimp tail leggies!
DarthRagnar815: Gus has grown so much! 
Raincoast_Bear: Ben! I thought you were a dog person.
NimrodXIV: dawwww
  Juliamon: kissies!
 Strebenherz: d'awwww
ghyllnox: Dawwwww
 omdorastrix: He appears to currently have the braincell
Lysander_salamander: I miss my cats
 SixaxisV2: he's super chill
 theambivalentagender: Oh so he's still growing
 betweenmyself: 
 SymphonySolstice: l o n g
 micalovits: loooooong boi
 Mr_Bitterness: Looong loooong caaaaaat
 SixaxisV2: very chill for a cat
 theambivalentagender: That's about as long as Axiom was at that age and he continued to E L O N G A T E for another few months
 SixaxisV2: oh noooooo dead lizards
 JadedCynic: NGL, I was starting to get a tiny bit meh and was thinking about going to bed early, and then that 'pet show' perked me up IMMENSELY 
 SixaxisV2: whatever will you do
Lysander_salamander: acclimated?
  Juliamon: Roughhouse
 SixaxisV2: I do that with my son so
 Strebenherz: roughhouse with love
letsbelgo: ruffhouse
 SymphonySolstice: Examine
 SixaxisV2: my son likes being benchpressed
UtilityPunk: Remember to rotate your cats once every 6 days
 theambivalentagender: I like to say I frequently harass my animals to get them used to that stuff
Raincoast_Bear: Rhuv Haus
  Juliamon: I've known cats that loved getting slapped on the back
 betweenmyself: using one’s pets as fidget spinners until they calm the heck down
 theambivalentagender: Enigma loves it when I drum on her butt
 Forlorgen: Jacob needs warp stones badly
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon My minx loved that
 saucemaster5000: manx
 SixaxisV2: doing fake wrestling moves on them builds character
 SymphonySolstice: imposter??
 SixaxisV2: zen garden time
 betweenmyself: so have we hit the point where a well known wrestler has gotten over by using “the Flying Nothing” as their finishing move?
 SixaxisV2: Drew whenever he misses the Claymore?
 Akaiatana: Wuch iguana do?
 NotCainNorAbel: senseless  jim on jim violence
 SixaxisV2: just over here being all enlightened and whatnot, but yeah you do you
 SixaxisV2: I wouldn't expect you to understand
Lysander_salamander: the musical version?
 micalovits: Its great
 JadedCynic: OH yeah, Matildula
 e_bloc: it is so good
 JadedCynic: it's synced quite well...
Lysander_salamander: yay boots
 SixaxisV2: the fur?!
 SixaxisV2: oh yeah don't forget the field hospital
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 SixaxisV2: and the boat sailed by and flipped you off
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 Getter404: One of the few fond memories I have of Borderlands 2 is that sidequest where some random guy runs up and yell-begs for you to shoot him in the head, apropos of nothing
 SixaxisV2: matt you could also just leave
 SixaxisV2: 
 niccus: remember to leave all 10s on the feedback form
 micalovits: So... If you give her fox supporters?
Lysander_salamander: boat!
 SixaxisV2: oh man, free forts
 theambivalentagender: You could attack if you want to, you can leave the boat behind
 micalovits: Just break all the stuff
Lysander_salamander: choleric?
 SixaxisV2: we're in a Limp Bizkit mood
 SixaxisV2: Break Stuff
 BartholemewTheKitten: If we're breaking stuff, did we remember to pack our chainsaw?
 Akaiatana: Matt is Chatron
 SixaxisV2: dying over the garden bed
 SixaxisV2: how dramatic
 BartholemewTheKitten: Truly a clear-ing now
 SixaxisV2: the warm up round helped
 Akaiatana: Austerity measures. Budget Cults
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: Alan Rickman awoke furries?
UtilityPunk: The Rescuers fits somewhere in there
UtilityPunk: Yeah
KeytarCat: I have all of those!
Lysander_salamander: Great Mouse Detective for the win
 SixaxisV2: and then Digimon
Lysander_salamander: Hahahhahaahaha
 SixaxisV2: dang those mice are so mad
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: Ben yes
 SixaxisV2: ben YES
 Mr_Bitterness: Just cut off Jacob's legs wtih this move
 Getter404: Uno Mas!
UtilityPunk: Turns out they were lizards wearing mouse ear hats
Shadowsoflife: Nice, nice
ghyllnox: Thundering lmao
ghyllnox: How do dicks thunder, and do I even want to know
 theambivalentagender: This is almost exactly how it went down except my partner was playing mice and similarly getting converted/stomped
 micalovits: mood
 DaFhaye: Hello hello
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScarySpineyLouseOSkomodo-qhPGzx20eQNLq-qH
 DaFhaye: I've never seen this game. It looks cute as heck
 SixaxisV2: the art is super cute and betrays the horrific combat required
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BelovedTangentialMetalArsonNoSexy-cIyUrQwifv8RagNs
   LoadingReadyRun: @DaFhaye it is! It's also a physical board game
 Strebenherz: Jaboc.exe has crashed
 DaFhaye: Chaos can be fun
 DaFhaye: @LoadingReadyRun WHAT! Oh I should really get this
frank_the_great: Rats
  Juliamon: the most relentless of rats
KeytarCat: "What, you want me to do two things today? GET BENT" is a mood
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 SymphonySolstice: 
 SixaxisV2: need a Pyro for some spycheck
 Akaiatana: "I need you to boggle for me"
 DaFhaye: Why not fly covered cheese
 Getter404: "Okay, blink. Now blink with your other eyelids."
 betweenmyself: “Eyes… so dry and crusty…  Must fight urge to lick” 
 micalovits: They are also just sitting on that boat... Waiting...
 SixaxisV2: the true relentless rats begins here
 CaptainSpam: I still like the sheer amount of derp on the lizards.
 SixaxisV2: the archenemy
 SixaxisV2: the rats were all secretly Tech guys and paul wins
 micalovits: I mean... It IS the PC version
 Akaiatana: Time to do an a boat face
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScarySpineyLouseOSkomodo-qhPGzx20eQNLq-qH
Lysander_salamander: Wait, instead of Ben's units wearing rat costumes, perhaps the Jacob units actually donned lizard costumes?
Lysander_salamander: Like, the whole cultist outfit is a fur/scale suit
 SixaxisV2: anyone: does anything Kathleen: REEEEEEE (gimmie cards)
JauntyJenkies: also she already has a mouse base yeah
 theambivalentagender: @Lysander_salamander What if it was really Ben's units wearing rat costumes then once they turn they put on slightly bigger lizard costumes? 
just__fitz: How do people feel about Leder games. We tried ARCs and did not have a very good time with it
 SixaxisV2: we've played Root, Fort, Vast, and Oath
 SixaxisV2: they've all been really neat
Lyinginbedmon: Not sure if death cry or sneeze
Lysander_salamander: that works too
 SixaxisV2: haven't tried Arcs yet
AliceLovelin: @Lyinginbedmon same
just__fitz: Root, Fort, Vast have all been good for me. ARCs was just too skewed for attacking only
 DaFhaye: Sometimes it just takes a second
 SixaxisV2: Ahoy looks cool
 micalovits: They are mostly for people who play a good amount of board games yea
 DaFhaye: You are dedicating to a session
 northos: I can't wait for their next game [expletive] 
 micalovits: Oath is super complicated, fort is on the simpler ish end, but its not Twillight Imperium level
just__fitz: We just started an Arydia Campaign and honestly the quality is amazing
 DaFhaye: Attention riiiiiight
 Akaiatana: Hey, teach us Twilight Imperium
 Getter404: Embrace the chaos. Teach them Dune.
 SixaxisV2: Flip 7 !
 xVoxtric: hello m
 SixaxisV2: Take 5 has also been a good party game
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Certainly need to find the level of games for playgroups.
 micalovits: "What was the rules again?"
 Strebenherz: there's uhh a reason i bring a personal project like a sketchpad/ect to big edh nights or board games
 DaFhaye: Internal screaming intensifies
 northos: @DaFhaye and external, apparently 
 Getter404: Get them MicroMacro, it's basically just Where's Waldo
 northos: oh nooooo
just__fitz: My partner has bought over 200 games since we have started dating. Decision paralysis is always the first game of the night
Shadowsoflife: Oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DaFhaye: That is the most chaotic thing I have heard. I can't imagine explaining a game half way in
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is why I love my dad. He does not like board games at all, but he loves watching the grandkids.
 Nigouki: every round is a new deck
 northos: monikers but bring in completely new teams for each round
 SixaxisV2: as a new parent it is SO HARD to get a board night game in
   LoadingReadyRun:  Is there something about Kathleen's anti-capitalist Alliance being attacked by a literal Rat Race?
 SixaxisV2: board game night 
 SymphonySolstice: we had a board game night where my sister's friend's 5 year old insisted on playing every game with us, so imagine trying to play 7 wonders with a 5 year old
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100
 SixaxisV2: yeah we have different levels of game depending on who we're with
 Akaiatana: User Defined Victory
 DudelidouX: Swapping out with people who know the game isn't that bad. Did so in a game of 7wonders when I got there late and a friend had to do something.
 SixaxisV2: you wanna break out like 5211 and Skull and stuff
 SixaxisV2: flip 7
 SixaxisV2: session 0 the board game night
 niccus: monikers but last round is team charades to someone who hasn't seen the words
 SixaxisV2: Dos!
 tehfewl: uno flip
 Getter404: "Uno but there's a gun"
 DaFhaye: Ooooh nooo
 Cptasparagus: not Rebellious Uno?
 theambivalentagender: Uno.......TWO
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Akaiatana: Russion Runo
 SixaxisV2: strip Uno
just__fitz: NRB combined every single type of Uno. It was chaos
Lysander_salamander: keep talking
 micalovits: So normal Uno?
ghyllnox: Goono is a different game
 northos: @theambivalentagender there is literally a version of Uno called Dos (there are two discard piles and you play two cards every turn)
 DaFhaye: The cursed days of xbox live cam
 SixaxisV2: you know I keep that mouse on me
 Getter404: Getting to show off your Ambushes is a real power move
 DaFhaye: The beloved sack rat
ghyllnox: Inside you there are two wolves. In your pockets there are rats
 SixaxisV2: the winner: DON'T LOOK AT MY POINTS
 HorusFive: But as a counterpoint- SPITE PLAY!
 SixaxisV2: I'm just a lil guuuyyyyyyyyy
 SymphonySolstice: but it's my birthday! I'm just a birthday boy!
 theambivalentagender: Blue Shell Method
 JadedCynic: Guyyyyys?  Ben's being the Imposter agaiiin....
 SixaxisV2: just a constant dust cloud
 DaFhaye: I'm not good at the politics of commander. Something something Gruul/Jund just look scary no matter what.
 Getter404: Aren
 Getter404: Aren't mobs explosives?
 SixaxisV2: mobs can raze I think
file_maker: hey could somebody destroy capitalism for me real quick
 SixaxisV2: yeah hold on brb
file_maker: thx
 micalovits: Don't they also just get rid of sympathy?
 SixaxisV2: you want like Fight Club or like communism
 micalovits: Yea, still gets a card but for no action is neat! 
 HorusFive: New Warlord just dropped
 micalovits: I love that the icon changes with the mood
 SixaxisV2: yeah the rats get a mood deck with all the moods
 SixaxisV2: and each card has the warlord art in that mood
 Mazrae: is this warlord a descendant of the old ine ir new family
 Mazrae: **old one or new family
 SixaxisV2: nah just the next strongest rat who decides to step up
 micalovits: Maybe even the one that told that fox where to stab the old warlord...
 Mazrae: now thats a rat pack
 SixaxisV2: attacking the rat home base is difficult, careful
 HorusFive: "Vengance" "On me?!?"  "Whoever man, it's not personal"
 SixaxisV2: er, the cat home base
 Mazrae: a rat attacking a cats home.... is this Tom and Jerry, where Jerry gets revenge?
 Getter404: In hindsight it was 100% intentional that they were added in the same expansion as the Otters, it's like having a second hand
JauntyJenkies: you can convert their base in return, though don’t know how helpful that is
 Transmuted_Elf: isnt there a chart for match ups?
 Mazrae: Ben i just love the derp look of your lizard guys
 micalovits: I think she could spread sympathy at night for it?
 SixaxisV2: quick take the raft and draw something you can craft!
 SixaxisV2: surely
JauntyJenkies: I forget the conditions to spread sympathy with the woodland alliance warriors. is it just control?
 SixaxisV2: you don't need control
 micalovits: Just an action in a clearing where you have a dude and no sympathy iirc
 SixaxisV2: the card needs to be in your supporters and it depends on how many sympathy tokens are already on the board
 SixaxisV2: and the card matches the clearing
 Getter404: It's a lot easier to understand in the physical version, where it's "Cardboard = Points"
 SixaxisV2: oh wow SO CLOSE
 Getter404: viva la revolucion
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Lysander_salamander: gg
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: Where do I sign up
 SixaxisV2: mouse rights are woodland creature rights!
 Getter404: Sure doing a better job of it than how poor, poor Scythe ended up
 goombalax:  
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100 100 100 100 100
 SixaxisV2: mobile sycthe is rated SO poorly
 SixaxisV2: as opposed to like, Sagrada
 SixaxisV2: or Splendor
 definenull: I thought it said descaling for a sec and I was concerned
  Juliamon: It's a zoid
 SixaxisV2: I do also recommend That's So Clever
 SixaxisV2: for mobile board game
 Getter404: @SixaxisV2 The short version is a new company took over the game, announced they were finally going to adapt Wind Gambit + Fenris, 6 months of silence, "lolnope nevermind this game isn't earning us anything", then you have Jamie Stegmeyer himself wondering why they're not doing anything
 SixaxisV2: oh wow
Lysander_salamander: I should try to find some anime-inspired sunglasses
  Juliamon: JUNI
 SymphonySolstice: dog y
Lysander_salamander: yay dog
 Nigouki: LONGDOG!
 Redbassist:   juniper!
 Stormgod519: Remi!
 SnackPak_: 
nyoomgoom: doggey
 definenull: Good dog alert! 
 Strebenherz: Remi!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hey that's a pupper!
ghyllnox: Pupp
 RatherLargeToad: that is several hands
 Redbassist: Rembo!! 
 Stormgod519: awwwww
 Nigouki: Remi loves the gamerhands
  Juliamon: oh, it's the mahjong deckbuilder
 TheAwkes: Card-adjacent game-like experience.
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Redbassist:   
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Getter404: Watching is mandatory
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
ghyllnox: I can't tell you I won't watch tomorrow
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Lysander_salamander: !next
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 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklyConsiderateDragonfruitOpieOP-lpc34Xo6YsOHFL76
 DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
 Nigouki: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SymphonySolstice: me???
 Strebenherz: if you can't find the lizard cultist, you're the lizard cultist
 Redbassist: 
 SymphonySolstice: noooo
 JadedCynic: *hiss?*
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm alone. Guess I'm a lizard cultist
 OtherEdgeworth: Also alone, so guess I am a statistical lizard cultist too
 Redbassist: Consult your local lizard wizard
 JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters herpetology high-five! o/\o
 JadedCynic: greetingsss kindred of the ssscale....
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableAliveLasagnaChocolateRain-bMXFLWge4kFldLeh
   LoadingReadyRun: turns out the people who think there are secret lizard people living among us were right! They were just wrong about *who*. It isn't celebrities or politicians that are lizards, it's the derpy ones you have watch out for
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