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 CodeIndigo: gramncam
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 A_Dub888: Hello K and C, ready for some D?
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  Juliamon: I love that the vlog questioned being able to use "Serving Jund" but not only was that allowed, but "Serving Commander" was ALSO allowed
  Juliamon: ah, Last Week's Cori's revenge
 A_Dub888: cycuweeeeeee
 Bugberry: cycled by your own petards
EvilBadman: Past Cori hoisted petard
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Jundinator: Hai Kathleen, where's Graham ?
Jundinator: SERGE
 TheAinMAP:   
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joallthedogs:   
 Bugberry: you can cycle multiple things and a removal spell
 SergeYager: hi friends 
 A_Dub888: It wants to do things
  Juliamon: This deck: it cycles. That's pretty much it.
 Ravynn:   
 tyrsredritehand:    
Jundinator: Is it Ladies week?
 Cptasparagus: judge!
  Juliamon: Graham will be on shortly
  Juliamon: Kathleen's filling in until then
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 Hulyen: It was lovely meeting you at Magic con, Kathleen!
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 ExachixKitsune:    
Jundinator: @juliamon aww was hoping for ladies night
 Hulyen: I hope the cross stitch made it home in one piece
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 A_Dub888: @Juliamon But what does it cycle? Cushions? Fluids?
 BrowneePointz: So Kathleen, what was your response to finding out we’re getting a Lorwyn D&D Module?
  Juliamon: cori, lrrmtg usually just keeps up with subs rather than doing subscroll
 Bugberry: now we're off to the races
  Juliamon: this and MoC are the only streams that do that
 Bugberry: you can discard the ghast to the Barrage, no double black needed
 A_Dub888: @Bugberry Wait for me! I was in the bathroom!
 Akaiatana: Barrage them and drain for 3!
Jundinator: @browneepointz more than a module, it's a whole sourcebook
 Akaiatana: Nyee! Get them
 Mr_Horrible: el hazard
 Mr_Horrible: (the magnificent world)
Bruceski: Monument is some pretty good value. Any one of those conditions would combo well, getting to choose is great. Monument's only downside is that it doesn't enable itself like some similar cards do.
 BrowneePointz: Ope true meant supplement not module @jundinator
 Akaiatana: They may be greedy colours like us
 Diabore: @Akaiatana i hope not, they have 3 colourless lands in play
 BrowneePointz: What was your thoughts on finding out about the Lorwyn D&D Supplement*
EvilBadman: op chooses yeah
 Akaiatana: The monument increases our speed
 Akaiatana: On our turn
 Mr_Horrible: you *can* make OP lose life on your turn with discards, however
Jundinator: Wait are we 5 color nonsense
Bruceski: Start Your Engines turns the engine on. After that you need to accelerate manually.
 Mr_Horrible: so it's a possibility, but a little awkward for stuff we wanna do at instant speed
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: or thursday, whichever is correct
 Mr_Horrible: the tech
 Cptasparagus: gib card
 A_Dub888: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Happy T-Day
 Akaiatana: Gotta go Ghast!
 A_Dub888: Cool technology
 Mr_Horrible: UX design: "what is it, even?" 
Jundinator: There's a word for that. Sadly we don't use that here
 Dog_of_Myth: We have all done that before.
 kumatsu: Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
 TehAmelie: did you bring enough salsa for the whole chat?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: no no, it's thursday, I've just had a weird crowded week
 Bugberry: there is that Green aura that untaps
 Akaiatana: The green aura does have flash, yeah. But still, they didn't
 Bugberry: !card silken strength
  LRRbot: Silken Strength [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / When this Aura enters, untap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent gets +1/+2 and has reach.
shushu2539: suspicious
 Diabore: pedal to metal?
 Diabore: also bestow greatness
shushu2539: if they are watching this stream they know your hand
Bruceski: Note that Speed increases when the opponent *loses life* on your turn, not necessarily combat. I know there's rust and seen lots of folks misjudge that.
 BrowneePointz: that’s called stream sniping and that’s bad manners
 Akaiatana: Ride out!
 Akaiatana: Ride out and meet them!
 Dog_of_Myth: If they are watching, they could as least subscribe to the channel.
 Bugberry: @Bruceski yeah, the Monument's 3 life lose effect can increase speed without needing to attack.
LukeIsStrange: If people need cheating to win, that tells a lot about them
Bruceski: Or their vehicle is saying "do you want to activate me" and they didn't notice it was their response
 BrowneePointz: now we can drain out with monument
Jundinator: How many cards left In deck?
 Mr_Horrible: if we're good on colors we can probably keep it, but also probably chill either way
 Akaiatana: No, it's YOUR perfect deck, Cori, it's better
 Mr_Horrible: both of those critters love when you discard, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: so if they stay alive you're in cash
terminaltractor: "I wanna kill, and I wanna mill"
 iris_of_ether: Good afternoon, I see we've got the  Crew in today
 Mr_Horrible: if I was OP I'd probably be like "Damn that's sick but why does it have to happen to *ME*?"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 A_Dub888: The system works!
  Juliamon: last week's Cori: "YOU'RE WELCOME"
 BrowneePointz: an insurmountable wall and a mill engine
 Cptasparagus: step 1: misplay, step 2: win
Bruceski: I've run this same mill combo, it's so much fun when it comes together
EvilBadman: if they were watching the stream they'd see how cool we are
 Akaiatana: This deck was worth the 0/8
theamc2000: why cry?
 xantos69: Hello fellow gamers.  We winning?
  Juliamon: We were. And then you arrived.
  Juliamon: Pure coincidence though, I'm sure
 xantos69: I'll hold the L on this one.
 iris_of_ether: Vrmmmm?
totumusmaximus: cycle into 5dmg makes it kill a 3/3 flyer even 
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 Azralorne: Vroom vroom
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 iris_of_ether:   
 Azralorne: Wow Cori 😂
EvilBadman: I mean, I get it
 Azralorne: I see how it is
 Cptasparagus: imagine being more than 108 months old
 iris_of_ether: As a Suikoden fan 108 is auspicious lol
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LukeIsStrange: Car go fast
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shushu2539: there a cute green dog mount in Aether that destroys any amount of artifacts for 1G each
 LukeIsStrange: Thats a more modest number
 iris_of_ether: Whoa what
 Azralorne: Lol extremely modest
 jessicaengle:   
silenceaux: Opponent believed themselves as a low to the ground tempo deck I guess? So once it got that late
 Akaiatana: Impulsiveness will be your undoing. Or lack of undoing
 LukeIsStrange: The time I subbed fits so many times in your time @Azralorne
 Bugberry: You do nothing until you do everything.
ghyllnox: Yes it was totally Cam
ghyllnox: Entirely Cam's fault
 LukeIsStrange: But a Biicycle is so much slower than those cars, how is cycling gonna help us?
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 Bugberry: Exhaust is instant speed
KaiTerranova: nope, they're instant speed
 meaninglessMeg: theyre instant
 BrowneePointz: since they’re only once a game they let them be instant
KaiTerranova: get rid of the white/red verge?
 Bugberry: Apparently this format is on the grindier side, so this kind of deck working isn't the most shocking.
 Bugberry: Limited Resources was going gaga over UG and GB being top archetypes.
lexiconjurer: Maybe I should get into Arena. Been forever since I played Magic, though.
RIHTZ_: that is a lot of colors in the landbase
RIHTZ_: 8/8 trample is beeg
CuteTeaGoat: i'm not sure they do have to answer it right now
 LukeIsStrange: I'm a big fan of this dinosaur. 5 mana 8/8 trample but also uncounterable protection that replaces itself is my jam
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RIHTZ_: this is fine :')
 Bugberry: Also Achievements
RIHTZ_: daily farming!!! lfg!!
 BrowneePointz: they just curved out really well
Jundinator: SEALED
RIHTZ_: @Jundinator SEALED??!!
Jundinator: Yes sealed is great
RIHTZ_: Sealed is bad (respectfully)
 LukeIsStrange: Perfect Deck will be aquired
 BrowneePointz: Dino or Dino
RIHTZ_: BEEG boi returns!
 couchboyj: Dino is like a top 5 rare
RIHTZ_: @Jundinator but in draft you can force Jund!! hard to force jund in sealed
 NornsFelidar: Kathleen hi! how was your DND one shot in Chicago? is there any chance it gets to YouTube do you know?
 NornsFelidar: Yaaay! exciting
ghyllnox: Oh yay, I'm excited to see that
 Bugberry: The Mole is also pretty good
RIHTZ_: fixing is huge
  Pharmacistjudge: yay I got picked
RIHTZ_: @Pharmacistjudge octopus pirate?
 couchboyj: Mouse is real good
 Bugberry: Mouse is 2 bodies
 couchboyj: Especially in Simic
 NornsFelidar: scurryfoot is likely best common in green
  Pharmacistjudge: I cosplayed as keen buccaneer in Chicago
ghyllnox: Let the bodies hit the board
 LukeIsStrange: Also like turn 3 the car and turn 4 exhaust the mouse sounds like a perfect curve
 couchboyj: Yeah, Scurryfoot is up there with the Honey Mammoth and Worm
 tsp397: Defend the Rider is pretty good
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 ghizmou: are the roller blades any good?
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 LukeIsStrange: Kathleen called it, this is going to be the perfect deck
 couchboyj: You're in the Frog Mom waiting room
Seventy111: Just another mouse perhaps?
 couchboyj: Another Scurryfoot
 LukeIsStrange: Another Mouse 
 RatherLargeToad: yay, another mouse
 RatherLargeToad: now to hope for a Refueler
 Bugberry: Ketramos is fun in Brawl, but not for Limited.
 RatherLargeToad: Ketramose: The unplayable in Limited
DoomBringerIL: are there gonna b more episodes of Kat and Graham wandering europe, admiring urinals and dunking on capitalism? @LoadingReadyRun
 Bugberry: manalith?
 LukeIsStrange: I live in Magical Christmas Land in which this Imitator copies our big Dinosaur
 LukeIsStrange: I doubt that it'll wheel
 couchboyj: Aetherhive was the pick but I like the wheel gambit
 Cptasparagus: How dare
 Cptasparagus: flood the engine is incredible actually, it turns off abilities
 couchboyj: Flood is basically murder
 Bugberry: Flood the Engines is actually really good because there is so little sacrifice in Red/Black.
 LukeIsStrange: This is the perfect deck damn
SteelC0W: 🎶 Reefy Roads, Take Me Home, Use Exhaust, Get Some Dudes 🎶
 TheAwkes: Wreckueal!
 couchboyj: Fangy Boy is pretty good
theguardianotter: time to march
 Bugberry: big ooze!
  Juliamon: March arrives early
 iris_of_ether: Yessss big ooze
theguardianotter: snek!
 couchboyj: 
  Juliamon: damn, this deck is just building itself now
 couchboyj: Snek is real good
 LukeIsStrange: 
theguardianotter: second flood imo
 couchboyj: Scurry foot.
 LukeIsStrange: Another Mouse 
 tsp397: Another mouse
VerySaneOwl: point the way is bad 
VerySaneOwl: I wish it was good
VerySaneOwl: MAMMOTH IS HUGEE
 dumbo3k: Oooh, or a fourth mouse!
Seventy111: Mammoth is REAL nice
 LukeIsStrange: Playset of Mouse
 couchboyj: You have two Aetherhives and March, Mouse is super good in this deck
Lucidmooselid: noo lol
Lucidmooselid: mouse is better than everything win rate wise
 couchboyj: Oh nice Legac pickup
 Bugberry: The mammoth comes with a 3/3.
 Bugberry: !card autarch mammoth
  LRRbot: Autarch Mammoth [4GG] | Creature — Elephant Mount [5/5] | When this creature enters and whenever it attacks while saddled, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Saddle 5
 couchboyj: Man, gonna be hard to get this pile down to 40
 couchboyj: Pick after pick of straight bangers
EvilBadman: I'd stop caring about artifacts
 LukeIsStrange: Kathleen really dislikes Counterspells it seems like
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: The neck abides.
 Bugberry: @LukeIsStrange they've been better in Limited in recent years, but they've always been on the lower end of "interaction" in Limited.
 couchboyj: Don't think you have the artifact density for the Serpent
GreatGodOm: It doesn't look like we got enough artifacts for the serpent.
 LukeIsStrange: @Bugberry Always been a fan of Spell Pierce as a 1 or 2 off but not more but that may be me
Bruceski: pain lizard
 iris_of_ether: Auspicious
grave2057: this deck is sick
Bruceski: I think agona is actually fighting or something like that
 couchboyj: Slick imitator is not great here, not a speed deck
 NornsFelidar: Agon is Greek for conflict/contest
Bruceski: Ohay, so it's a Conflict Lizard. Like diamonds.
Seventy111: Bestow Greatness might be helpful for punching through if you don't have a lot of other interaction
 accountmadeforants: @LukeIsStrange Spell Pierce only really (barely) works in a few decks in limited, but it's dead most of the time because there's so little card draw and card quality that they'll usually be able to pay the 2. (And it's conditional, on top of that)
 Bugberry: @NornsFelidar or Race. So basically Race Lizard King
grave2057: stall out is mid
Bruceski: @Bugberry Given the set, I bet that's what they were going for
 TehAmelie: i often like Conan in small doses
 Bugberry: Conan stories, like Lovecraft, have fun bits despite the racism/sexism.
 LukeIsStrange: @accountmadeforants Especially in this set I dont have a problem to discard it for something else later and use it effectively early but couldnt play much tbf. I prefer Hard counters of course but pierce is just really efficient
Angreed66: is it *perfect* if it doesn't have the god?
 accountmadeforants: I like Conan parodies more than actual Conan. Pratchett's Cohen stories were always a ton of fun
grave2057: cut a glitch ghost over scurryfoot
 dumbo3k: But the mouse is so cute!
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 dumbo3k: The mouse is cute! And it could be an Oooze!
Bruceski: I've never seen anyone keep a game going long enough to play World Ooze. I have also never seen anyone not include World Ooze anyway. It is aspirational.
 Greyah: I guess you could say that Agonasaur Wrecks.
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants I've listened to this podcast Strange Studies of Strange Stories for years, and I've enjoyed their approach to covering Conan stories.
Bruceski: Emotional Support March of the World Ooze
 A_Dub888: First of all how dare they...
 Mr_Horrible: I heard 8/8 trample on turn 5 is pretty alright in limited
 A_Dub888: Why does it only cost 5???
 Mr_Horrible: we've come so far from Terra Stomper
 Brozard: I don't understand the question
 LukeIsStrange: If we get another land we have lethal lol
Bruceski: I want to show these cards to me in 1996 and blow my mind
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EnthalpyFlow: 
Seventy111: March makes your big dino smaller,  probably should take one out of the deck
 Bugberry: @A_Dub888 what should it cost?
 Mr_Horrible: the irony that if we play world ooze  the rex gets smaller
 LukeIsStrange: @ElCoggins Nice.
 Mr_Horrible: it's true
drcthulu: net positive
 A_Dub888: I remember thinking Spiritmonger being a 6/6 for 5 with abilities was bonkers?
 Mr_Horrible: 6/6 flying thopter ooze token, also pretty good
 LukeIsStrange: Easy, quick wins with this perfect deck
Bruceski: @A_Dub888 Back in my day we'd look at a 2/1 with flying and firebreathing and say "wow, this guy's loaded."
 accountmadeforants: And emotional support mooze is back
 BrowneePointz: So Kathleen how pumped are you for Tarkir? how cool did the EoE art look! and are you excited for a Lorwyn D&D supplement?
 Bugberry: @A_Dub888 to be fair, Spiritmonger can grow to an 8/8 if you keep Regenerating.
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
drcthulu: like blimps in the night\
 LukeIsStrange: Next turn turn all of them into 6/6s 
 type_variable: yeah but tapped out just swing for lethal
 LukeIsStrange: Just Full Swing they have to block all
 Mr_Horrible: honestly, swinging everything makes them make 2 bad blocks and 1 trade
 BrowneePointz: full swing they lose their board
 ghizmou: they can, but it's all good trades
EvilBadman: flunge they have bad blocks
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, they get 1 trade and we keep 3 6/6's and a 7/7
 ghizmou: their last ride is huge now
 Mr_Horrible: it *is* very funny that this buffs last ride, but I wouldn't expect it to be able to kill this turn
 BartholemewTheKitten: Go out on your own terms OP - last ride time
 Mr_Horrible: Hazoret can't attack yet, nah
 DaFhaye: Hi hi
 ghizmou: that's +12 loyalty
 RatherLargeToad: cruisin for an oozn’
 A_Dub888: respect
 Greyah: The moral victory.
 JKBalch: Out on your own terms is the best win con
 DaFhaye: World ooze hurts
 Mr_Horrible: it's essentially an Overrun that sticks around
 Mr_Horrible: cool trick!
 BrowneePointz: so Kathleen as a golgari gamer are you excited about the updated Sultai stuff?
 dumbo3k: The Kathleen > Graham Transmogrifaction
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible Ha, "sticks"
 sporkraptor: WereGraham
 BartholemewTheKitten: Goo's Perfect Deck
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 didn't even realize what I was doing 
 noonetoday: Kathleen, secret were-Graham
 wedge_x: you're going to have to let some sand out of gram to match Kathleen
 wedge_x: *Graham, jeeze
 A_Dub888: @noonetoday I thought that was Penelope...
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 SolarBlitz1: 66! The number of part of a beast?
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 TehAmelie: gasp
 iris_of_ether: 
 DaFhaye: Hi hi
 Bugberry: a different kind of wife swap
EvilBadman: show us ur legs
 wedge_x: glossy
 KaleidoscopeMind: gasp! Kathleen looks different
 type_variable: rarity
 sporkraptor: it's unexpectedly warm today
  Foxmar320: Hello Cori and Graham
 TehAmelie: skin oils and stuff
 sporkraptor: shiny new Graham!
 MegaDosX: Foil Graham
drcthulu: Graham is secretly pregnant
 Bugberry: All decks are perfect in God's eyes.
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 TehAmelie: i have a new mug
 sporkraptor: welcome raid!
 sporkraptor: I think I need food
Luminaire_p: 
Flyingdelorion: Hello again Cori and welcome Graham! Hope everything is fancy in Victoria!
 sporkraptor: that does not look like God's perfect opening hand
 BrowneePointz: So Graham, how excited are you for Tarkir Darude-Dragonstorm and how about that EoE art?
richard_ermen: A thought I just had..."Imagine if MTG Arena had SMELL-O-VISION". I'd be very afraid of some cards.
 sporkraptor: cfax?
 sporkraptor: yay boring news!
 Bugberry: I wonder what the odds are of the Avatar set having a Secret Tunnel because of yall.
 BrowneePointz: hey! she is a gentleman and a lady!
richard_ermen: Is a Pirate Shark a Piark or a Shrate?
 wedge_x: whale shark throat singing
Flyingdelorion: Storm ceoes back to Standard! Wild!
Flyingdelorion: comes*
 Bugberry: @richard_ermen it's a car set, so clearly it's a Park
 A_Dub888: what are we starting our engines WITH in kayfabe?
EvilBadman: eh to what end though, yeah
richard_ermen: @Bugberry So now I'd be hoping for a Shark with Flowertheme
 TehAmelie: what ARE the engines? do planeswalkers just carry around a steam engine on this plane?
 DaFhaye: I'm so excited for Tarkir. It's cool to experience these areas for the first time
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richard_ermen: How excite is Graham &  Cory for the Final Fantasy Set?
 Dog_of_Myth: Baby Siege Rhino, my favorite.
 Robot_Bones: do we get a 5 man EDSC with all the decks?
  Foxmar320: Friday Nights hype
DarthRagnar815: There's a new set?
 Bugberry: The Abzan precon Dragon is giving me real Teneb the Harvester vibes, the first single I ever bought.
 Dog_of_Myth: Dragonstorm the creature
M0D3Uz: So sad they arent having any events in EU this year
 BrowneePointz: and then they showed off a bunch of EoE art and it’s RAD as HELL
Bruceski: Storm is never gonna return as a regular set mechanic, just some spot cards.
 Dog_of_Myth: Between Tarkir and FF, rip my wallet
 NornsFelidar: perhaps the hype for their future releases was higher if it wasn't spoiler season all the time😒
 A_Dub888: I can think of at least *checks current stream views* 300 people more hype for Friday Nights than new Tarkir
 Joric_Art: edge of eternities looks so sweet
 wedge_x: lol
 seepete: Oh Edge OF Eternities, not FOR.  I'm hype now
 Joric_Art: I'm here for space whales and emperor Tezzeret
richard_ermen: It reminds me of "Metabarons"
 BrowneePointz: it’s kinda dune/moebius mid century scifi
DoomBringerIL: mass effect style?
 BrowneePointz: very fantastical
DoomBringerIL: also - will there b more episodes of Graham and Kat tearing europe and capitalism down, one urinal at a time? @LoadingReadyRun
 Bugberry: Space Whales
richard_ermen: But its interesting, the planet style and lands cards seems very much like the one they used during the scifi UN-set, so they definitely primed people for that
 1y1e: high sci-fi, a la high fantasy - makes sense to me
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: very Jupiter Ascending, just absurd opulence but also space
 A_Dub888: @browneepointz it’s mobeing time?
 Robot_Bones: If space whale then there needs to be Whalers on the Moon
richard_ermen: I want WW1 in Space!
jmchap: black mana type creatures living around a black hole...
richard_ermen: I want silly hats in space
 BrowneePointz: it’s very Valerian/Moebius with bits of more utilitarian Cori
 BrowneePointz: a Kavu guy with a banner!
 1y1e: what a mistako to mako
 MegaDosX: Graham how did you just pronounce Mako?
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, big big big Baloth
 undecided44: It's moe-bin time!
 TehAmelie: i especially like the part when he said "It's Moebing time" and
 EOstby: Ooze the Boss?
richard_ermen: Do not want this circus!
 BrowneePointz: Big, and I mean BIG Baloth
richard_ermen: Please do not ooze xD
 MegaDosX: Make-o
 Robot_Bones: I appreciate an Ooze who appreciates value
EvilBadman: FF7 Mako or FF7:R Mako? 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's because you were correct, Graham. They also misspelled Aeris in Remake, but what can you do?
 1y1e: I like the joke when it's pronounced mis-taco then lol
 MegaDosX: That's because Mako as written in Japanese would indeed be pronounced that way, but Mako the shark is make-o >_>
 ElektroTal: drow doesn't have a pronounciation
 ElektroTal: it rhymes with bow
 RatherLargeToad: Much like the official pronunciation of “Tidus”
 TehAmelie: how do you pronounce Uncle Iroh's voice actor Mako?
richard_ermen: I wonder what that meeting in Japan must have looked like, where they decided how to say some of their strange fantasy words for the first time. Must have been either very amusing or really strange.
 BrowneePointz: i hope Cait Sith has a WILD and busted card
 KenKopin: Yes, and it's JIF.
 KaleidoscopeMind: is the phrase "cool lady with a sword" redundant?
 Bugberry: It's like how many people pronounce Ryu "rye-you"
richard_ermen: I always read Drow as "d r a u"
 BrowneePointz: also for chat that doesn’t play FF Cait Sith is pronounced Ket Shee cuz lol Gaelic
 ElektroTal: I lived in a town called Ryugasaki in japan, speak japanese pretty well, and STILL say Rye You
richard_ermen: Another Win for ooze.
 TehAmelie: i'd be scared if i saw a really speedy ooze
 A_Dub888: why is language?
 TehAmelie: he's from Planet's Scotland
richard_ermen: But can you imagine how hilariously it would sound?
 DaFhaye: I just really really hope I can get a pre con for a reasonable price
 raulghoulia: that was wild in Advent Children
richard_ermen: A giant white plush thing with cat speaking scottish and then cursing like 'ell.
 KaleidoscopeMind: nya~
 BusTed: snarf snarf
 Bugberry: pronouncing gaelic words just from reading is surprisingly hard.
 BrowneePointz: yea the original Japanese is ketto-shi and then the original localization team in the 90s goofed it
 MegaDosX: Now I'm picturing someone speaking Japanese with a Scottish brogue pushing through, thanks for that mental image Graham
 DaFhaye: @Bugberry As one that tried learning it.Yes. Extremely
 RatherLargeToad: Irish, ironically
GreatGodOm: I personally like the head cannon that drow speak with a heavy aussie accent.
 BrowneePointz: I don’t know what accent he had, but the kanji for his name is pronounced “ket-to-shi”
richard_ermen: Considering how many names are butchered in anime..., especially in those who try to be "historical".
 MegaDosX: Yeah the verges are powerful
 Bugberry: @DaFhaye my family is going to Ireland for the first time in a few months, and this part has me the most nervous.
 TehAmelie: sure there must be some Scottish Japanese people
 BrowneePointz: I was trying to be more accurate! linguistics haaaard
richard_ermen: scottish....japanese.....they're consuming humongous amounts of whiskey of two halves of the planet!
 DaFhaye: @Bugberry Don't worry. Almost no one speaks it at this point.
 wedge_x: you've flooded your snake, have to let it sit for a few
 BrowneePointz: we NEED to go to Water world plane
  Juliamon: Spoken languages weren't intended to be written
richard_ermen: Everything goes according to Keikaku.
 BrowneePointz: they have Whale Sharks with Culverins!
Bruceski: You can Run Over the Legac into it and deathtouch kicks in
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 BrowneePointz: fun fact, first time I heard the word Culverin was One Piece. Thanks Luffy
Bruceski: Oh, flood removes abilities.
Bruceski: My mistake
 richard_ermen: I remember my early days of learning words through magic. It also taught me how some translations in other languages like my native tongue are incredibly bad because of how literal they are xD
 A_Dub888: they’re bulldozing abilities
 TehAmelie: mindgames
 Bugberry: Bulldozer, must be the Gastals. Red/Black team that is basically Mad Max.
 MegaDosX: Gastal
 Bugberry: Gastal is the plane
 raulghoulia: Australia
 Masslost: I’d say they’re from Ohio
 wedge_x: Killdozer>
 wedge_x: ?
 DaFhaye: I want to see more of Gastal sooooo bad
  Juliamon: oh we getting toasted
 TheAwkes: Now that we're well established with pirates, fish people, gods, food, and vehicles; it's time for the One Piece UB draft set.
 MegaDosX: Gastal is apparently a dying plane in the wake of some kind of apocalypse, and it's also where Akul - the scorpion dragon bad guy from Thunder Junction - is from
 DaFhaye: They have scorpion dragons!
 gualdhar: Why *wouldn't* they have cars? That's kinda rude to assume they don't have cars
 RatherLargeToad: it’s the same plane that the Scorpion Dragon from Thunder Junction came from
 Genasi_Gaming: can you run over chandra
 raulghoulia: texas tea
 DaFhaye: Yes
 TheMandrew: liquid bread is beer
 Cptasparagus: isnt that just beer
 MegaDosX: Cori pls
 BrowneePointz: @theawkes if they do a One Piece UB set I would scream and pass out
 TheDevil_Risen: Cori Plz
 Genasi_Gaming: lore would imply that oil is rare on gastal thats why they fight over it
aesir_blade: OIl, that is... Black gold! Texas tea!
 OtherEdgeworth: Liquid  bread is beet _to us_
 type_variable: double block would 1 for 1
 BrowneePointz: they drink water to get drunk
 TehAmelie: gas does get you crunk
 DaFhaye: Don't knock it till you try it
 A_Dub888: nooo one moves like Gastal/ no one vrooms lie Gastal
 BrowneePointz: also the VAMPIRES drink gas
  Juliamon: typo spotted
  Juliamon: parnets
 OtherEdgeworth: *beer, typo
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 OtherEdgeworth: Behold my line of artisnal beetroot based beer!
 raulghoulia: speaking of learning new things Hank Greens new YT channel is great
 SolarBlitz1: 10 year one month, no?
 MegaDosX: I don't hate punch with the team
 TehAmelie: turnips of various kind can have been like bread to some people who didn't have access to grain
 type_variable: flunge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: liquid bread is porridge.   Years are not 11 months.
 Brozard: The ooze is looze
 A_Dub888: @raulghoulia you’re great
 iris_of_ether: Cori rocking the eleven month years
 type_variable: they have to block 2
 KaleidoscopeMind: 10(years)+1(month)=11 sure (that's what my students would do...)
drcthulu: fair and balance ooze
DoomBringerIL: dead to shock
 couchboyj: The ooze go marching 6 by 6 hurrah, hurrah!
Bruceski: Ooze is so much fun
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what is the ooze card?
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 TehAmelie: m'ooze
 fjordsword: Snatching victory from the jaws etc etc
Bruceski: At that point if they have hock they earned it
Flyingdelorion: The turns have tabled!
 Shurtal: 100% 'recct
 Shurtal: 'rect*
 fjordsword: The tables have oozed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: also, hello @LoadingReadyRun Cori, Graham, btw!  How are y'all?
  Juliamon: everyone's favourite thing, "auto-generated text"
 Lord_Hosk: Cori did you know that in the 80s Michigan produced almost 1/2 of all sugar made in the world due to massive sugar beet fields? (its no longer true due to shifts in growing and use of High fructos corn syrup)
  Juliamon: yeah, it had some... trouble
 Lord_Hosk: You learned something new today
 richard_ermen: As Cori wants to learn something new: Did you know that the concept of "keywording" as applied in MtG was so successful, that it was applied to ttrpgs and lead to a regressive wave of developed games who explicitly did go against that because they felt that "naturalistic rule descriptors were better". Because they were bad designers.
 Kramburger: But just export the script /s
 GredGredmansson: yeah yugioh is memed for its textboxes for a reason
 TheDevil_Risen: absolutely love the playmat art 
 TheDevil_Risen: cant wait to have ya'll sign and ship it  
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @richard_ermen tell me your neurodivergent without tellin... etc 
 sporkraptor: I'm looking forward to replacing my Agatha Fistie mat under my keyboard XD
 richard_ermen: @thedepthandbreadthofseth He he he he he.... =)
DoomBringerIL: have u ever considered going to Burning man?
 sporkraptor: aw, cool!
  Juliamon: DoomBringerIL ....for what purpose
 WiJohn: I imagine this has been discussed but the Friday Nights playmat looks amazing
 A_Dub888: @juliamon Burning men? (I assume I’ve never been)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun it's a virtual 8...
 HondoTrigger: howdy, thanks for perfectly capturing the state of magic in the latest friday nights, but don't tell adam I was nice about it
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 Just_Herby: I used to use the Fisty playmat but switched it out for the DB shifts a few months ago. Looking forward to using the Friday Nights one, it looks awesome!
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 MegaDosX: Wow
  Juliamon: CLIP IT
 KaleidoscopeMind: how DARE
 Kramburger: Sir? SIR?
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHA jeez
 Cptasparagus: the domreddit
 TheDevil_Risen: we are not reddit 
 MegaDosX: #CancelGraham
 richard_ermen: Dis-Reddit?
 KaleidoscopeMind: "that's Nelly in Paul's card art!"
  Juliamon: Discord would like to know if they'll be available to purchase for people who didn't get a chance to back the KS
 Kramburger: The LRR subreddit is actually chill
 TheDevil_Risen: but yeah Big Excite
DoomBringerIL: wait wait wait whgat was revlead a few hours ago?
 gualdhar: As a disorder and resditor I'm somehow doubly insulted?
DoomBringerIL: revealed*
 TheDevil_Risen: and really enjoyed the first ep 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @richard_ermen disc-reddit?
 richard_ermen: I'd like to start a vote to call the subreddit "discord" and the discord "subreddit" for a single day. Just ....for kicks.
 boyesie: Thoroughly enjoyed the berlin/amsterdam vlog graham, thank you for sharing your experiences, im going to berlin in a couple weeks time, anywhere you reccomend for food? (If you can remember that far back lol)
  Juliamon: LRR subreddit is chill, even if the mods there aren't interested in communicating with any of us mods
 richard_ermen: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Ohhh, very nice. *applause*
 richard_ermen: Aren't...aren't we all meat pilots?
 Cptasparagus: jpegging?
 sporkraptor: premeire meat pilot of the format
 raulghoulia: aren't we All meat pilots. We are meat mecha
 DaFhaye: That's so cool
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Cptasparagus if your into that sort of thing.
 richard_ermen: Though...is the skeleton inside us the pilot or are we just brains encased?
   Anubis169: 'lo all
 HondoTrigger: more server owners should give their discords small puzzles to solve, like handing a children's toy to an octopus at the aquarium to stimulate its brain
 wedge_x: some of us are meat test pilots
 Cptasparagus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth only if it results in a .mpreg
 TheDevil_Risen: Cori is on the .mpreg4 
   Anubis169: Look at my laaaaaaand my land is amaaaaaaaazing
   Anubis169: Turn it sidewaaaaaaaay my opponent is blaaaaaaaaazing
 Kramburger: That's not a land
 GredGredmansson: pretty sure that was lethal there, opponent
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Cptasparagus that's definitely NOT how that works.
 GredGredmansson: take
 Faulpyr: Huh, I forgot what tier I supported FN at, and it looks like I'm getting my second signed playmat in the mail soon. 
 definenull: The art is soo goood
 TheDevil_Risen: so many ppl at rare or above 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so take... these broken wings... 
 TheDevil_Risen: so many signatures
 TehAmelie: wow, you conceded so forcefully the stream crashed on me
 TheDevil_Risen: hope u take breaks and dont break wrists
 BrowneePointz: but yea for Cori, this is a sample of the aesthetic they’re going for on EoE https://bsky.app/profile/magic.wizards.com/post/3lippxoonw52p
 TheDevil_Risen: especially Cam 
 Kramburger: I wish I'd gotten the fisty playmat, it would have gone nicely with my two Fisty DB art prizes
 type_variable: exactly what you imaginied means the artist hit the brief on point
 Joric_Art: hehe, thanks 
GreatGodOm: I was about to ask what is on the playmat. I guess that the answer is "Lots of things!"
 sporkraptor: oh that is a *nice* aesthetic!
 BrowneePointz: EoE looks *rad*
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CrossXhunteR: have non-backers seen the playmat yet?
 raulghoulia: I'm also getting Battle Angle Alita vibes
Bruceski: @GreatGodOm https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lrr/friday-nights-returns/posts/4324768 the Kickstarter update with the full image
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah already put an order in for the edge and the dragons commander products at the distro, FF x MTG was my big spend from my payout 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does the discord, the wiki, or even the subreddit have all of the LRR Friday Night cards?  I'm never skilled/patient enough to slow the opening credits down and read the test.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: text*
 Bugberry: Daylight Savings is kind of tyranical
 Kramburger: It's a tyrant like a T-Rex
GreatGodOm: @Bruceski Thanks. I was making a reference to James' answer to what's in the simic slaw.
DarthRagnar815: So its academia?
 A_Dub888: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US SUNNY ONE???
 Shurtal: i discovered i have a massive bruise on my arm, probably sustained during Kathleen's Camp Nettlebee one shot. Worth it
 BrowneePointz: we don’t know. it’s a piece of the Muraganda Civilization from before the Moonfall and civilization restarting
 TheDevil_Risen: cant thop wont stop 
 raulghoulia: looks like all the vanilla legends are tyrants
 TehAmelie: ah, that's what happens if you don't eat the simic slaw soon enough?
 BusTed: Very cool
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if your parents name you Dawn Tyrant Sundial, you just go with it
 Shurtal: i lunged to hit the inflatable die that was being bounced around
 DaFhaye: Holy shit
 sporkraptor: eeeee so excite, it's going to look so cool aaaaa
 GredGredmansson: That is certainly "lots of things"
 DaFhaye: That's insane
 KaleidoscopeMind: all of our friends. and simic slaw
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo very cool
Jet_Almighty: Was that the evolution of the simic slaw?
 A_Dub888: @shurtal #blamemorra
 boyesie: Oooh, pretty, i need to get my middlelrrth mat signed first though
 raulghoulia: cool thats where the card art for the intros came from. I was wondering
 Kramburger: That's a good reference for my proof of concept Simic Slaw UFW character
 Bugberry: I wish I remembered what it was called, but when Futuresight was being spoiled, on Wizard's website they had made-up spoilers for a scifi space themed set.
 type_variable: did the simic slaw ever get mythic?
 definenull: The simic slaw had a glow (?) up
 Shurtal: much like a walrus, or Stanley, it's got it's bucket
 Ritaspirithntr: That playmat is AMAZING!!!
 A_Dub888: how do the puppets feel about the Slaw?
 GredGredmansson: its like homer imitating a chainsaw
 wedge_x: so anyway I started pumping
GreatGodOm: Sometimes you have engaging games of magic with a real back and forth between the players. And sometimes you have what just happened to me, and you draw 13 of your 17 lands with 20 cards left in your deck.
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tekn0shaman: I got frog mommy in a draft but everyone keeps conceding as soon as she hits the table so I don't get to play with her, sadge.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
   Anubis169: nice 👌
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone else's brain constantly swap "exhaust" and "exert" every time?
 JoannaTastic: @Bugberry Space: the Convergence? https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/space-academy-lesson-one-2007-02-26
 TheWooglie: could they have won if they just attacked with everything?
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GreatGodOm: I imagine that being a James creation, the simic slaw won one game, and retired champion.
 Bugberry: @JoannaTastic That's what it was. I remembered it was "Space the..." but couldn't recall the last part.
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 Bugberry: @JoannaTastic unfortunately looks like the original images are no longer there. Maybe the Way Back Machine might have them?
 raulghoulia: @JoannaTastic CCSPX doesn't roll off the tongue the way WUBRG does
thedepthandbreadthofseth: game needs more reach!
tekn0shaman: aww oppo counted
CrossXhunteR: ooh, canlander tomorrow on FNPF
 HondoTrigger: sped up off the cliff
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and/or, more trample
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheWooglie: mind your own business arena
 TehAmelie: Graham is turning Neutral!
 Cptasparagus: WOTC is now your therapist
 HondoTrigger: we value regression to the mean here
 Cptasparagus: 1/3 seems best
CrossXhunteR: the DFT verges tapping for the right color first instead of the left is pure madness
 TehAmelie: what makes a man turn neutral? turns out, it's just being asked to evaluate your experiences too many times
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was made for loving blue baby...
 Cptasparagus: oh thats the not flying 1U 1/3
 Bugberry: @JoannaTastic https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Space:_The_Convergence found this at least.
GreatGodOm: The Rangers are one of the 2 major football teams in Glasgow. 
CrossXhunteR: crew 1?
Bruceski: UG are indeed the Aether Rangers from Avishkar
 DaFhaye: God that really sounds like sticky keyes
 JoannaTastic: @Bugberry tbh that gallery might represent the entirety of the cards they mocked up, judging by the number of dead images on the original post
 raulghoulia: I'll be cold in the deep deep ground before I start calling Islands Gelidine
 type_variable: hoist up the thing, batten down the whatsit
 PhlibbertyGib: The start your engines sound keeps making me think sticky keys is being turned on
 MegaDosX: Speed go up
 MegaDosX: It sounds a lot like the sticky keys notification yeah
 DaFhaye: Yeah the speed beep
Jet_Almighty: I misread the card in hand as 'All American Jaguar;
CrossXhunteR: i have not heard stickykeys in so long i no longer remember what it sounds like
 TehAmelie: one of the first things i did when i got this computer was force the sticky keys popup so i could turn it off
 Bugberry: @JoannaTastic important internet history. I still recall when Planar Chaos spoilers first started on New Years Day, with an image of Wrath of God turning into Damnation.
 DaFhaye: Or if a song has police sirens
 MegaDosX: Beeg dino
 MegaDosX: Oh speaking of big creatures have you guys seen the big ooze in Aetherdrift Alchemy's spoilers?
 Bugberry: Like the SNL Will Ferrel sketch where he pronounces Jaguar weird.
 JoannaTastic: @TehAmelie summoning a demon just to banish it again
 TehAmelie: i might have read A Lactating Jaguar
Jet_Almighty: uhh... No thanks
 TehAmelie: hey, jaguar babies gotta eat
sourandsublimes: i love horsemanship :3
Jet_Almighty: I feel like Optimus Prime should be shouting "Autobots Roll out" here
 Mr_Horrible: no matter what we do, we're getting 1 creature this turn, I think
 GredGredmansson: they have to multiblock big dino
 type_variable: they have to double block the 8/8 to not die
 Mr_Horrible: they have to block it with at least 2 I think
 Mr_Horrible: like if we attack with dino they lose 2 creatures minimum
 MegaDosX: I think you're dead
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 GredGredmansson: important that the 3/1 can't attack
 Mr_Horrible: but he's so jovial
 raulghoulia: ninja turtles had the battle wagon tho
Jet_Almighty: The intent is for the tortoise to drive.
 GredGredmansson: uhoh
 Mr_Horrible: can't lose what you didn't have, brother
 GredGredmansson: we bottomed 6 nonlands i'm not surprised
 Mr_Horrible: it's a very solid 5-drop
 WiJohn: You have to attack or they'll drain you out
 Bugberry: 5 mana 5/4 isn't a super good rate for a vehicle to be fair, but coming with 2 artifacts makes it good synergy.
 GredGredmansson: dinobanosaur
 GredGredmansson: tubamaba
 GredGredmansson: saxamaphone
 Mr_Horrible: it's troublesome because they only need 1 creature in front of it to live now
 Mr_Horrible: as opposed to last turn
 type_variable: they crew both their vehicles to block isnt that good for them
 MegaDosX: Tramampoline
 TehAmelie: bananaphone!
 GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX trombopaline
 MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson Please don't bring home any more used crutches!
 TehAmelie: we're just free association now
 GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX oh no you DON'T, that trampoline is MINE
 GredGredmansson: again, we bottomed 6 nonlands from the snake
 BrowneePointz: oh yea! did you have anything tasty or fascinating you hadn’t before at Chicago Graham?
 GredGredmansson: so we have 6 nonland cards at the bottom of the deck currently
 TheMerricat: Well at least you weren't hurting for mana.
 Mr_Horrible: well there goes the neighborhood
 GredGredmansson: 3/1 still can't attack thank goodness
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: oooof
 quatoria: those six nonlands at the bottom might have been the last nonlands left
 MegaDosX: Unfortunately I was given the gift of prophecy
 TehAmelie: flooding the engine eh
Jet_Almighty: Mathn't
 TheMerricat: Chat.... have any the rest of you gotten a prompt to 'help you write' your chat message? I can't tell if I've got some rogue clippy AI from Microsoft, Chrome, or Twitch....
 GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat yes
 Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat most I've gotten is the "Hey most users don't send messages like this" when I try to say fuck
 BusTed: 
 MegaDosX: Achievement get!
 GredGredmansson: "Have a creature with deathtouch deal noncombat damage to something"
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 GredGredmansson: is what I read
  Juliamon: Can't say I've gotten such a prompt, but I'm not on Chrome
 Mr_Horrible: that dinosaur's back on the escalator
 Bugberry: Sealed?
 MegaDosX: The boo mobile
 Diabore: this weekend iirc
 Mr_Horrible: if boo mobile was run by ghosts I might take them up on that offer
 Dog_of_Myth: Just need a boompilemoblie now
 Diabore: i think thats what nummy was saying earlier
 Bugberry: Abzan?
 MegaDosX: Abzan it is
 Mr_Horrible: Yapzan
 TehAmelie: force mono rares?
 Mr_Horrible: and splash Samut
hattingston: Abzan splashing red for Samut
 MegaDosX: Abzan splashing red 
 HondoTrigger: Hot Abzan(Abzan + Red)
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh hey +1+1+1 counters
 Bugberry: Hot Abzan
 BrowneePointz: Samut is not a fair card
 type_variable: Hot Abzan
 MegaDosX: Samut is nonsense
 raulghoulia: Abzan picante
 BrowneePointz: I’m glad she’s not easily splashable in this format
 Mr_Horrible: you know Caradora too, Graham
 Diabore: wrappings is fucked up
 Mr_Horrible: she drove you to madness
 GredGredmansson: Abzan, splashing red for Samut?
 BrowneePointz: not until the fall
 TehAmelie: good joke
 GredGredmansson: depending on our fixing
 BusTed: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Can we learn more about the Verge?
 BrowneePointz: Cardoor heart of Speed
 MegaDosX: It's a Conclave Mentor that tutors a vehicle or a mount
 Bugberry: We had Green Goblins in Shadowmoor too.
 Diabore: plus one plus one plus one
 Mr_Horrible: car door bird claw hook hand
 TheWooglie: plus one, plus one, plus one counters
 raulghoulia: that was a wild video
 BrowneePointz: That zombie token is SICK
 GredGredmansson: Abzan splashing red for Samut?
 MegaDosX: Samut let's go
 BrowneePointz: I heard butthole moles and started choking on my water
samu_btdp1985: is samut not better then debreetle?
 TehAmelie: this sloth will not back down
 BusTed: Two Rats?? 
 MegaDosX: Are you adding the Samut you put the red lands in for? >_>
 MegaDosX: I mean, Amonkhet won
 MegaDosX: So it didn't really help them
 BrowneePointz: MAGIC bin chickens
 Bugberry: They use Undead animals, so harder to get tired.
 BrowneePointz: and they WON with UNDEAD HIPPOS
 TehAmelie: why did the chicken cross the road? because did you see the size of that war rig jeez
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what is... a "bin chicken?"
 BusTed: And not Stargate ancient Egypt
samu_btdp1985: how did amonkhet win?
 Mr_Horrible: Hollow One would like a word, Graham
 WiJohn: Mechanics are on point, flavor not to my taste
 MegaDosX: Amonkhet won because everyone else wiped out I think
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and are they friends with the "trash pandas?"
 MegaDosX: Winter in particular got rekt at the finish line
sourandsublimes: they built pyramids ??
drcthulu: If they can build pyramids they can build roads
 raulghoulia: someone needs to see Roger Rabbit
 MegaDosX: Winter did a reverse Bradbury
 GredGredmansson: @samu_btdp1985 Jace set up a roadblock that almost all the other teams crashed into
 BrowneePointz: I mean they agreed to it cuz it would spark Interplanar commerce
 Mr_Horrible: it feels a *little* tacky, but I assume Avishkar public works have plans to dismantle any unwanted trackway
samu_btdp1985: @MegaDosX won by default? thats funny
 Mr_Horrible: good joke, Streamer
 TurnedToFrog: Maybe Robert Moses was on the planning committee.
 GredGredmansson: also they worked closely with Amonkheti authority to decide where the roads would actually go
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 WiJohn: I'd run the night markets
GreatGodOm: Graham, if they didn't want a interplanar bypass, then should have lodged a complaint in their local planning office that is located in Ravnica.
 Mr_Horrible: @TurnedToFrog he'd be really mad about brown people using those roads then
 Genasi_Gaming: how many exhaust ablities do you have for afterburner
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible I also assume, like we see with Muraganda, the tracks are bound to get buried or destroyed by the environment/wildlife.
 TehAmelie: that got me
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 sporkraptor: XD
 JoannaTastic: I mean have you seen how close Cairo gets to the Pyramid of Giza
 KakuEpsilon: Oh you read them on this stream? Sick. 
 Aarek: Is that the plot for bylaw and order 3?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Have I ever mention that if I laugh TOO hard, I pass out.
 ghizmou: you must maximize the fun per game, play as many colors as necessary
 WiJohn: Be abzan, you have the fixing and it's sealed
 Mr_Horrible: consider: Hee hee hoo hoo 3 color funny
samu_btdp1985: 2 colour splash sam?
 Bugberry: @JoannaTastic those shots of people eating McDonalds with the Pyramids behind them really embody this.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: because I had to check the softness of my surroundings just then.
 KakuEpsilon: Time to catch up on Alex. Have lots of wins. 
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 Genasi_Gaming: the surveyors
 GredGredmansson: WB uncommon I think
 Diabore: both surveyors
 Mr_Horrible: all the surveyors do, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: almost like they're a cycle 
 Mr_Horrible: yeah we're fairly light on artifacts
 GredGredmansson: they surveyors also have that same "exile this from graveyard for card draw" max speed ability
jmchap: @Mr_Horrible 
 Genasi_Gaming: i dont think you have enough exhaust for afterburner
 Diabore: maybe we just splash siege renault
 WiJohn: I'd cut the terrors yeah
 Genasi_Gaming: basically a creature
 BrowneePointz: it’s also an evasive huge/huge
 ghizmou: only 2 targets?
 Genasi_Gaming: it can only hit artifacts is the problem
 MegaDosX: Also early start your engines if you get lucky
 sporkraptor: what's up depiglio
 WiJohn: Point the way seems cutable
 MegaDosX: For Samut to go ham when you cast her
 BrowneePointz: the upside is 2 of those targets are our bombs
toastiferous: point the way is *so* slow for ramp
Spades_Slicc: and interface ace
 WiJohn: Lagorin's silly
 MegaDosX: Lagorin is Caradora's mount
 Bugberry: +1/+1 counters you say?
Spades_Slicc: Let me Solo the Sloth
Spades_Slicc: wait
  Juliamon: Interface, not interference. It rhymes.
Spades_Slicc: Slay the Spire -> Solo the Sloth
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: even when it crews, it also still blocks
 ghizmou: it s so good
 WiJohn: Seems good
 Genasi_Gaming: i think afterburner isnt great if you cant reliably get it back with exhaust
 GredGredmansson: I think casting stuff from the bin is cute
 Diabore: wrappings is fucked up, but hard to cast for us
 GredGredmansson: yeah the activated ability does not cost anything
SonofThoth: Very good. It makes the zombies and just reanimates everything
 GredGredmansson: its only the initial casting cost
 GredGredmansson: yeah exhaust is mostly in Temur
toastiferous: I think point the way is a cut here
 WiJohn: With no exhaust it seems very cuttable
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure  hope yall are filled with less anxiety than i am
 jacqui_lantern234: its election day in ontario 🙃
toastiferous: molt tender is good I think
 Genasi_Gaming: ive been relatively unimpressed by pride of the road
 WiJohn: Is it worth considering cutting spin out?  The double black might be tough
toastiferous: it fills grave for wrappings too
 jacqui_lantern234: flawless deck no notes 
toastiferous: @Genasi_Gaming same yeah
 WiJohn: Bleachbone is white with a swamp right?
 ghizmou: @Genasi_Gaming I've been so impressed by it... might depend on the shell
 sporkraptor: gods flawless deck
 jacqui_lantern234: whats the worst that can happen?! 
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 jacqui_lantern234: SURE DO GRAHAM
 WiJohn: One of those decks you'd see Cheon tilt off the face of the earth while losing to
vonderheide761: I live just on the other side
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 jacqui_lantern234: GO VOTE, yall have only 80 mins to do so
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vonderheide761: in Gatineau, but I heard about the elections
drcthulu: I voted
 ghizmou: not voting for Ford I presume ?
drcthulu: ABC; anything but conservative
 jacqui_lantern234: @ghizmou kick him to the curb, then throw him in jail for the harm hes brought
 GredGredmansson: i think we play the ace to saddle that thing real fast
 Genasi_Gaming: start our enjines
 BartholemewTheKitten: Ford? Can I vote for Holden instead?
 GredGredmansson: oh the engines thing too
 jacqui_lantern234: @BartholemewTheKitten i get that reference!
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, im filled with anxiety and NOT with pizza. this is an injustice 
GreatGodOm: It's important who the elected representatives of Canada are when it becomes the 51st state of the US. 
GreatGodOm: We make jokes so we don't cry.
 jacqui_lantern234: thats just what it is now, Maximillian Speed 
SonofThoth: You can start popping out zombies too
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the plot twist is that *you* were Max Speed the whole time
Flyingdelorion: 
 BartholemewTheKitten: ox and zahur?
 DoctorHutch: i'm sad this background doesn't have anything to interact with (also the poorly placed spinny bits)
 jacqui_lantern234: Bullwork Ox, also known as Box 
 Genasi_Gaming: turn 6 1 permanent played
 ghizmou: @DoctorHutch I keep thinking I can ninjutsu something
 BartholemewTheKitten: A creature? How dare!
 jacqui_lantern234: double saddle all the way across the sky 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what now, opponent 
 MegaDosX: Deck go punch
 Genasi_Gaming: hell yeah
 raulghoulia: it's called Charioteering
 GredGredmansson: interface ace is unfair
 MegaDosX: Filthy, Graham 
 Dog_of_Myth: Saddle synergy
 Dog_of_Myth: Streamer show debreetle
 jacqui_lantern234: i showed u my debristle, plz respond
 BrowneePointz: they got UUB so probably some interaction
 sporkraptor: coyotes!
 BartholemewTheKitten: Gain ones of life
GreatGodOm: (tips hat) Sir veyor.
 wordnerdify: Well done
 BrowneePointz: So since we got an Uncommon smaller Siege Rhino in Tarkir, I hope we get a Mythic SOMEHOW more pushed Knucks
 sporkraptor: let me show you my debreedle, please respond
 Dog_of_Myth: decals
 WiJohn: decals
CrossXhunteR: TTSF two weeks in a row?
 raulghoulia: zoids
CrossXhunteR: i will not
  Sarah_Serinde: not *all* of Canada, we've had this talk before 
 Dog_of_Myth: Or alt title, Ian plays with stickers
 Genasi_Gaming: oh no we are seeing the downside of our own hubristic mana base
  Sarah_Serinde: First time I heard them pronounced that way was from you lot
CrossXhunteR: i know that zoid
 Cptasparagus: waterslides are so good tho
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEG JUNDAM 
 Manae: Wiggens gets it all the time for decals
Bacon_Trail: we've been asking for years
EvilBadman: man, he's gonna put some many decals on that box
 Lord_Hosk: Im with you Sarah
 Genasi_Gaming: Wait its a dinosaur AND a Robot!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
CrossXhunteR: @Genasi_Gaming zoids, baby
Bacon_Trail: le gac
 BrowneePointz: Graham you know you can't just ask Ian things!
 raulghoulia: he's going to lose to Bit in the finals, it's fine
 BrowneePointz: "You don't wanna know"
 wedge_x: 
JohnBradley01: Oh hey Graham ! I thought you were in europe.... oh 
 ArdCollider: moist decaling
SonofThoth: I mean you could ask Ian and you'd get way too much info too
CrossXhunteR: can this ZZ hold it's weapon
CrossXhunteR: GQuuuuux
 BrowneePointz: Gquuuuuuuuuuuux
 Cptasparagus: GQuuuuuuX
 Mr_Horrible: sounds like a prescription
 QuixoticScrivener: memes?
CrossXhunteR: because they can
 sporkraptor: gequuuuuuuuks
 BrowneePointz: *dramatic gesture* Japan
  Juliamon: Because it's Gundam
 xantos69: Because Japan
 jacqui_lantern234: CAUSE SHUDDUP THATS WHY 
 Lord_Hosk: Its a translation meme thing with Gundams
JohnBradley01: because gundam
 sporkraptor: what up gequuuuuucks
CrossXhunteR: graham, you can ask that question about a lot of things in gundam across the years
  Juliamon: The series is home to Quattro Bagina
 Cptasparagus: gundam evangelion
drcthulu: In order to confuse and amuse
 wedge_x: remember to like quuuuux and subscribe
 BrowneePointz: If you watch that movie and someone is happy someone else pilots the gundam is that a Gquuxold?
 raulghoulia: @Juliamon he is a CHAR
JohnBradley01: sadge
 Cptasparagus: hubris'd
 WiJohn: How about instead you get nothing?
 Mr_Horrible: getting greatness thrust upon us
CrossXhunteR: well, that will just about do it
 sporkraptor: excuse me, Judge? my opponent is casting spells
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon Full Frontal will always live in my brain rent free XD
 sporkraptor: gungan battles
 wedge_x: neon baby genesis
 BrowneePointz: Neon Baby is a GREAT Band Name
 jacqui_lantern234: YOU HAD ME AT WITCH, CORI XD
 BrowneePointz: Write that down!
 raulghoulia: I love G Gundam and Witch from Mercury
 jacqui_lantern234: i LOVED Witch From Mercury SO MUCH
ghyllnox: Friday Night
chippydogs: neonbaby evangelion
NonMint: wait there is a Friday EVERY week?
 NotCainNorAbel: april of what year?
  Juliamon: We'll have to ask Beej when he does his roundup
 jacqui_lantern234: @NotCainNorAbel this year, iirc
 GapFiller: how many of those we own rn
 ElektroTal: graham, about the YJ shot, it was neat to see a certain hotel in the background with which i have become very familiar, lol
 BrowneePointz: It's because you want Pho Cori
 BrowneePointz: Well what's Pho-king wrong with you
 BrowneePointz: HAHA WALKED INTO THE JOKE!
 BartholemewTheKitten: I assume the glidecar is pronounced voyageur in Canada?
Spades_Slicc: I misread that ability as "get's +1/+1" instead of "gets a counter" and punted a draft by not growing it in a board stall
 raulghoulia: I am enjoying these reference I don't understand
 BartholemewTheKitten: As an Aussie, I get exactly zero of those references
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 BrowneePointz: we can grow the Glidecar
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DoomBringerIL: one moarrrrr
 OtherEdgeworth: Opponent just had finger on the button, hoping for you to misplay
  Juliamon: simply open good rares
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
Bacon_Trail: without doing less than that more than once
tekn0shaman: optimus prime is looking jacked on the back shelf, hes been lifting
 raulghoulia: and now on to Checkpoint!
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming         
 BrowneePointz: those words aren't in the bible
 BusTed: as one does
CrossXhunteR: is that grilled in mustard?
 GapFiller: oooh speaking of CheckPoint this weeks is up
 xantos69: Bless you
 GapFiller: so thats something else to squeeze in between TTSF and Friday Nights ep2
Bacon_Trail: Fly Night, where you also dress fly
CrossXhunteR: hair to hair, sister?
CrossXhunteR: i've never played that game, or really ever seen it
 wedge_x: ok bye now
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for stream! and chat: you are awesome! 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 sporkraptor: buhbye
Ashmantle: 
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DoodlestheGreat: And now, it's dekal time.
 wedge_x: sorry babe, I can't come over, I'm decal'ing the sturm tyrant
 wedge_x: iykwim
  Juliamon: I keep thinking it's Friday and it's not, it's still Thursday here, FNPF isn't next, brain please
  Juliamon: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 SnackPak_:   
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skeletor: good for him
 baltimore_667083: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a hole where chat sees it all
 baltimore_667083: not another one
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
 TheAinMAP: Wow, Twitch didn't even blink that time.
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 bytecaster: I briefly read the title as descaling and was very confused for a second there.
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
 bytecaster: That's my secret, I'm always excited about dynamite
 TheAinMAP:   
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight Ian is Decaling the Dinosaur, Stürm Tyrann! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114078834305555636
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 baltimore_667083: hi Ian!
 TheAinMAP: 
 wedge_x: slide decal slide
   LoadingReadyRun: #decalTheDino
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: they still make zoids !?
 Nigouki: dino go waka waka waka
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