RockPusher frees the pits
LRRbot: Spark Jolt [R] | Instant | Spark Jolt deals 1 damage to any target. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Last Breath [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature with power 2 or less. Its controller gains 4 life.
LRRbot: Scourgemark [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0.
LRRbot: Griptide [3U] | Instant | Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Vaporkin [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying.
LRRbot: Felhide Minotaur [2B] | Creature — Minotaur [2/3]
LRRbot: Crackling Triton [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/3] | {2}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Spark Jolt [R] | Instant | Spark Jolt deals 1 damage to any target. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Last Breath [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature with power 2 or less. Its controller gains 4 life.
LRRbot: Scourgemark [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0.
LRRbot: Stoneshock Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant [5/4] | {6}{R}{R}: Monstrosity 3. / When this creature becomes monstrous, creatures without flying your opponents control can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Sea God's Revenge [5U] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Insatiable Harpy [2BB] | Creature — Harpy [2/2] | Flying, lifelink
Snowcookies: I'm sure whoever is spamming cardreader will stop before Chillpoint
LRRbot: Hundred-Handed One [2WW] | Creature — Giant [3/5] | Vigilance / {3}{W}{W}{W}: Monstrosity 3. / As long as this creature is monstrous, it has reach and can block an additional ninety-nine creatures each combat.
LRRbot: Stoneshock Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant [5/4] | {6}{R}{R}: Monstrosity 3. / When this creature becomes monstrous, creatures without flying your opponents control can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Sea God's Revenge [5U] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands. Scry 1.
LRRbot: Insatiable Harpy [2BB] | Creature — Harpy [2/2] | Flying, lifelink
LRRbot: Hundred-Handed One [2WW] | Creature — Giant [3/5] | Vigilance / {3}{W}{W}{W}: Monstrosity 3. / As long as this creature is monstrous, it has reach and can block an additional ninety-nine creatures ea…
Juliamon: someone's playing a heckin' tonkares tonight huh
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #5995: "Anything can be personal-sized if you try hard enough." —Heather [2019-04-14]
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GapFiller: !next
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GapFiller: also nice that CP+ episodes are now getting their own pages w/ summaries in the wiki
RockPusher: bless the wiki editors
GapFiller: which in the absence of a rewatch helps make sense of my back of hand notes reading: Warners Russian Balatro NFT's
RockPusher: !quote beej
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GapFiller: got round to ep1 just today
GapFiller: particularly novel seeing my name at the end of the backers credits
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Snouut:
I finally have time to watch one of these live lets go! 
mtvcdm: In time for me to have unlocked everything in Cricket Through The Ages, which doesn't take long
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GapFiller LRR communtiy likes LRR and wants to help LRR make more content 
mtvcdm: Cricket Through The Ages is full on a game you spend an hour on with a buddy
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mtvcdm: Not really longer than an hour, but a well-spent hour
Snouut:
storm count 23? if only i had tendrils of agony 
RockPusher:
mtvcdm ooer, this seems my jam 
GapFiller: !picnic
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TheAinMAP:
LilyOfTheVeil666:
GapFiller: q Beej worrying abt some kinda possible tech problem
Jillexie: Good book there, Heather
saiarcot895: that is technically true
RockPusher: That's a lot of ChillPoint
BusTed: 🤯
TheAinMAP: Chillest Point
mtvcdm: just blowing my mind
Sarah_Serinde: It's a bigger milestone every week! So exciting
mtvcdm: More Chillpoint
mtvcdm: !patreon
CaptainSpam: You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older...
mtvcdm: Heather can get a payraise if chat gives her one
RockPusher: The future is now, but also somehow still the future‽
RockPusher: Heather clicked to Accept Cookies
TheMerricat: Chat... someone outside my apartment just screamed "Tomorrow is today's future" and I'm worried.
CaptainSpam: The Weird Butt Network.
mtvcdm: That company that cancels everything for tax reasons and never actually releases anything, for tax reasons
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GapFiller:
best part of that was The Simpsons wasnt even on a Warners affiliate
RockPusher: Original actual Warner Brothers would likely *still* be better management than the current WB management
GapFiller: okay Zaslav is still in charge over there
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm I highly doubt they got much in tax writeoffs from game studios because they were writing off assets and expenses mostly
GapFiller: legit forget that
Juliamon: GapFiller Zaslav apparently uninvolved with this stuff, but as I said in the tips line, we can still slag on him anyway
GapFiller: Juliamon not directly yeh but it figures as the head of the chain the buck stops w/ him somehow
RockPusher: NOLF was great and it sucks that the rights are so messed up
CaptainSpam:
Nintendo made some decent playing cards once, so... 
CaptainSpam: Actually, how well-regarded WERE Nintendo's playing cards back in the day?
mtvcdm: I pondered in the mod slack, how close are we to a business model where you make money by making a thing and then cancelling it before anyone can see it and that's just, your profit model, make line go up by making things specifically to feed them into the trash, or your AI model
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm Uwe Boll accounting.
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Uwe boll profits on government grants, not tax writeoffs
Akaiatana: Shadows of Morewindow
SocraticMethod: @GapFiller David Haddad had been running WB games division on the ground wayyy before Zaslav was even on radar, blaming Zaslav is giving too much slack to Haddad
macintose: wikipedia says wonder woman
CaptainSpam: Shoredor or Mordor
mtvcdm: A lower earth game would just be buried on launch day
RockPusher: Tells you something when EA is the greener pasture
KeytarCat: I literally just read that!
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mtvcdm: The guy who tracks the layoffs says he's noticed, the layoffs are still happening, but the companies doing the layoffs are largely no longer announcing how many people they're laying off.
SocraticMethod: @RockPusher EA games used to be good working place, so it doesn't tell much
mtvcdm: Like, this feels 1983-crsh-ish almost
Invitare: they don't need so many more people though. They're making the choice to go for huge games and budgets
TheMerricat: So the downside of increasing the availability of STEM workers is the more people out there who can do your job, the less leverage you have to demand things on your own. The upside, is the more STEM folk out there, the more powerful their unions can be if you aren't too pigheaded to be in a union
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GapFiller: real all the eggs in one basket vibe
RockPusher: It's never been easier to make mid-tier entertainment but the industries have gone out of their way to make it so you have to go all-in on everything
GapFiller: as istr was mentioned in the episode
LilyOfTheVeil666:
Bus TERFs 
Invitare: I mean, Warner Bros is just a money laundering scheme or something, anyway
GapFiller:
kingandcommoner: As someone who has played many a license game, including both Eragon and Jaws, I feel this is an excellent decision and a victory in the Capitalism War'
Izandai: At least the Eragon game was better than the Eragon movie.
wilco96: @Izandai watching paint dry was better than the Eragon movie
Izandai: Correct.
kingandcommoner: @Izandai It was not better. It wasn't worse, but it was not beter
SocraticMethod: Lost Crown had 1.3M sales in the first year
Izandai: I dunno, drawing on the DS touchscreen to cast spells was neat.
Juliamon: CEOs: "NO, no small gamba. ALL ON RED."
RockPusher: [Heather will remember this]
Izandai: At least it didn't have voice acting.
Izandai: It's been some years.
SocraticMethod: But Ubisoft has a problem where everyone waits for inevitable discouts so no-one really pays MSRP on their games
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod That's because every Ubisoft game is every other Ubisoft game with a different skin on it.
SocraticMethod: Untrue! Lost Crown for example
Dromos_GHG: Hang on one of those 4 quoted franchises was Mortal Kombat- that started as a video game! (pedantic)
mtvcdm: The only Ubisoft I'm interested in is the fact that Jade from Beyond Good and Evil's in the new Astro Bot pack
Dromos_GHG: DC is owned by WB
CaptainSpam: Don't they also own the remnants of Midway, and thus the old Williams back catalog?
TheMerricat: Yeah, DC is owned by WB.
Izandai: And no other DC characters.
Izandai: Just Batman.
Akaiatana: Bruce will wane.
Izandai: Always Batman.
Izandai: Forever Batman. Wait no not that one!
kingandcommoner: Wait...does WB use gaming placeholder to keep the rights to tings between movies/shows?
SocraticMethod: @kingandcommoner No, they are separate
TheMerricat: @kingandcommoner The Sony maneuver, which has done so much good for Sony. /s
SocraticMethod: Rocksteady is WB developer
kingandcommoner: @SocraticMethod They can be, but they don't have to be
RockPusher: Needs some jugglers, some trapeeze, maybe a clown or two
Marvoleath: There is a decent looking 'demo' of Game of Thrones open world game. Unfortunately, it's hidden under a pile of life service mobile looking menus and currencies.
TheMerricat: Periodic reminder that Disney's entertainment empire is actually funded by the vast vast amount of money they make on their real estate.
SocraticMethod: Yeah, double checked, Rocksteady was owned by WB since 2010
GapFiller: lil surprised thinking abt it Warners dont have anything like Universal Studios
Akaiatana: "We need our mojo, baby!"
mtvcdm: I would like for a large amount of people to stop having a midlife crisis
Izandai: "You've been out of high school for half your life. Stop letting it define your mentality."
SocraticMethod: @kingandcommoner Sure? But usually they are farmed out to separate licenses. And since WB owns DC they shouldn't need to make placeholder to extend the rights because they are origin of the rights
Juliamon: I had to explain to my dad, who turns 75 this year, that he doesn't *have* to care about whether the shorts he's buying are trendy
Sky_Kast: How chill are your points today chat
TheMerricat:
@Sky_Kast Actually they are spitting red hot points today so far. 
Sky_Kast: They can do that sure
Sky_Kast: Fair
mtvcdm: Make more games that your studio can survive the failure of
Sky_Kast: I really don't like when games won't work for me
Juliamon: "try again, but this time with more money" works in many countries
DoodlestheGreat: "You can't sanction us, we quit!"
GapFiller: this is just that rice grains parable
Sky_Kast: Yup
SocraticMethod: exponential, logarithmic slows down
mtvcdm: Yeah, Twitch has zero incentive at this point to comply
imperial_fps: !Fridaynight
Izandai: I don't know how much money exists in the world.
mtvcdm: You owe a Balatro ante
Niahlah: Does this mean Twitch is now an Idle Game?
Sky_Kast: Well if we're in free training dollies of debts not just means that there's three times dollars if they can't back with actual gold from their stores
Izandai: But his dad's rich.
Izandai: His dad's An Oligarch.
DeM0nFiRe: Well if he's an oligarch's son, I dont think he needs the money lol
GapFiller: son of an oligarch iirc
Foxmar320: Heck I can't even make the minimum $50 a month for payouts on Twitch
imperial_fps: @gapfiller I appreciate it, was looking for the paper fight schedule not the show. again I appreciate the link tho
GapFiller: !schedule
imperial_fps: that makes more sense
imperial_fps: ty!
AshBurnem: Yeah, it was AI generated.
Izandai: oops
Foxmar320: welp
SocraticMethod: The median salary in Russia was 42k Rubles last year. 2000 USD is 189k Rubles
GapFiller: eh it happens these days
AshBurnem:
We forgive you. 
lirazel64: We need this?
DoodlestheGreat: Shame shame.
Izandai: ugh
DeM0nFiRe: What a fucking dumb timeline we live in lol
DigitalSeahorse: I know someone that streamed from Russia and had to flee for the safety of her husband, it was a long process and now they're in Germany. Sandexperiment is a really great sand artist.
Juliamon: stock image sites are utterly *inundated* with slop now
DoodlestheGreat: I always have a bunch of reference images for posting online. It's very useful.
RockPusher:
Welcome to the post-factual world — remember to wear your waders and nose-clips 
DigitalSeahorse: on the topic of Russian streamers being unable to make money for a while specifically through twitch* that took too long to type
Foxmar320: Tired gamer? Should have asked id have sent a selfie
RockPusher:
Izandai: Like a streamer?
Izandai: Oh yeah of course there's someone who goes by Tired Gamer.
DigitalSeahorse: unless it's on a certified stock image website it's hard to dodge that or AI images
TheMerricat: @DigitalSeahorse Even then....
DeM0nFiRe:
Izandai: Because the slop is fucking everywhere.
niccus: would you go on record to say that lrr has swagger
DigitalSeahorse: oh yes, good point, even stock image sites use AI to make more money without having to pay real people a cat
DigitalSeahorse: cut*
mtvcdm: We do our best, doesn't mean we'll be perfect
DeM0nFiRe: Can't ever cover that weird cat AI game lol
DigitalSeahorse: here's an idea, pay people in cats
RockPusher:
We understand, even if expressing it as a concrete statement with all the caveats is hard 
kusinohki: meows
tdapenguin: Paul, I think you are just asking for a staff artist?
DigitalSeahorse: something Featherweight could whip up, maybe not on the spot but he seems good at that
Izandai: Remember when everyone was worried about deepfakes?
TheMerricat: @Izandai The point between where deepfakes were noticeable and they stopped being so was so fast...
TheMerricat:
Can you prove that the fonts you use aren't AI designed?
DigitalSeahorse: LOL just the Alt text
Foxmar320: oh no
mtvcdm: Apparently if you insert profanity it'll take the AI stuff away.
Izandai:
mtvcdm: They don't want to train the AI on swear words.
RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #8465: "Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier." —Beej [2023-02-13]
kingandcommoner: I fed 1000 ign articles into an AI gnerator, and here's what it made
DigitalSeahorse: there are articles out there where they've obviously not looked at it with human eyes before publishing
GapFiller: NFT's!
TheMerricat:
@kingandcommoner Now do it with the *rant sites.
SocraticMethod: Japan was really hot for NFTs
CaptainSpam: Yeah, honestly, I was surprised it actually came out, too.
kingandcommoner: @TheMerricat I'm a monster, but not that kind of monster
DoodlestheGreat: I just heard that Skype is shutting down. I imagine I'm WAY late to this.
Sky_Kast: Fair
SocraticMethod: The artists there swallowed the hokum about digital rights management so the attitude is completely different
TheMerricat: I feel like this game may have only been released in Japan
CaptainSpam:
@kingandcommoner Nah, you've gotta phrase it like "I *FORCED* a computer to read *THOUSANDS* of IGN articles, and..."
elias10501: have you guys heard of the new ajka toe licking simulator
DigitalSeahorse: gameu centeru!
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kingandcommoner: @CaptainSpam Do you think I'm the agressor here? The AI doesn't need to be forced. If I don't feed it, it WILL feed itself
elias10501: there is this new developer called dstrok3 and hes making a very good game rn
Foxmar320: wow...
Izandai: How many hits on AO3?
GapFiller: ^
aerolend: Plausible.
jessieimproved: @Izandai asking the real questions
Izandai: What's the game name again?
GapFiller: Symbiogenesis
EvilBadman: Their subreddit: trash. Their discord: trash. their game: trash
Izandai: ty
Izandai: Oh god, It's worse than I thought.
Izandai: The game isn't even listed.
CaptainSpam: Game genre: NFT
DigitalSeahorse: I'm overcome with grief for a different reason but I'm still typing lol
Izandai: In Europe.
TheMerricat:
GapFiller: credit where its due
DigitalSeahorse: ;_;
RockPusher: Shitting their socks is an excellent turn of phrase
mtvcdm: Can't make me
jessieimproved: implies it ran all the way down
Izandai:
RockPusher: Beej, plz
GapFiller: ohhh we ALL are now
EvilBadman: Balatro E for everyone in ESRB terms
Mai_Andra:
Beej... no...
GapFiller: some of us know abt that term beforehand but thanks anyway Beej for educating everyone else
DigitalSeahorse: does that mug say PISS on it?
GapFiller: yep
Juliamon: yes it's the piss mug
DigitalSeahorse:
CaptainSpam: Look, Balatro teaches very important history lessons about produce!
SquareDotCube: I do like that the appeal has pretty much called out that the PEGI board doesn't exactly play the games they're supposed to rate
SocraticMethod: @EvilBadman E 10+
Mai_Andra: whatever happened to bananas in pajamas... (that was a real thing, right..?)
cuttlefishman: @Mai_Andra they were australian
Bruceski: @Mai_Andra Coming down the stairs in pairs?
SquareDotCube: they're wherever the Dumb Bunnies TV show is these days
DigitalSeahorse: bananas in pajamas is a good place for a mind to be
Bruceski: fill yr mug
richard_ermen: GPG14ARestricted...all one word? Whats your other restrictions?
GapFiller: presumably there are equivalents available in America or elsewhere ect
Juliamon: considering the mug ships from Vegas, yes
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L0rdX33n: 14A, Pg13 but you can use the following synonyms for wiener:
SocraticMethod: Usually the rating board only does the deep dive if they have complaints that the rating is false. They almost completely rely on the good faith of devs
Bruceski: @L0rdX33n PG13 but we all know what you really meant there.
TheMerricat: So to my _limited_ knowledge, the video game ratings boards don't play the games, they require being provided footage _of the game being played_ because the assumption is they don't hire gamers and shouldn't have to.
EvilBadman: It doesn't help that the homaged a Video Poker look
Decaped: Been just digging holes for fun
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
SocraticMethod: Classical gambling is _heavily_ regulated in Europe, usually by goverment monopolies and it's really strict on not getting encroached by their turf
cuttlefishman: I find it very amusing when I search for Balatro in ESRB as I type in BAL it is under Balan Wonderworld and now I am imagining the person who had to play that
Invitare: he was also in the comics, briefly
SocraticMethod: "An ad-hoc committee of the Complaints Board (AHCB) deals with complaints that are submitted by consumers or by publishers about an age rating, while the Enforcement Committee oversees the compliance with the provisions of the PEGI Code of Conduct." from PEGI site
DoodlestheGreat: Uncle Ben? I love his rice!
kingandcommoner: Uncle Ben is the only character in comics who stays dead
EvilBadman: With great superhroes comes great trauma
DigitalSeahorse: Uncle Ben as in the rice?
Juliamon: no, that's Ben's Original now
TheMerricat:
This is ESRB, not PEGI but - https://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings-process/ they have you fill out a questionare. If you are releasing a game physcially they also require a video. The video is reviewed by three 'trained reviewers'
TheAinMAP:
DoodlestheGreat: Uncle Bum's Convicted Rice
SocraticMethod: Earliest I can find is November 2022 for datamine
TheMerricat: According to a quick google we was found in the datamining since the game launch. Like immediately.
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DigitalSeahorse: Poor Spiderman
TheMerricat: Both sides place cards then they react to each other.
AshBurnem: "Sounds to me like you're buying Bens to feed to coyotes"
AshBurnem: Ben and May get cloned in Deadpool #0
Izandai: Beej no
Bruceski: Yeah there's been a Ben clone I believe.
dougma: BEEJ
Izandai: Beej stop
cuttlefishman: beej
cuttlefishman: no
lightfut: Lol dammit beej
Izandai: I refuse.
Decaped: Pascal brings Ben back to life to make Peter fulfill his wager
TheAinMAP:
krorkle: Damn it.
GapFiller: Marvel doesnt do isekais Beej
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Decaped: Yeah, that's DC
GapFiller:
elseworlds are more a DC thing really
LukeIsStrange: "I accidently turned myself into Uncle Ben"
lightfut: I mean, suicide squad had an isekai, why not marvel
richard_ermen: I have seen an Isekai called "Dr.Gregory House dies and is reincarnated as a japanese Anime Doctor Girl" and I'm done with Isekai.
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Bruceski: Just title it "The Farm Upstate"
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Izandai:
Izandai:
TheMerricat: "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me" - a light novel.
Earthenone: dead parents in annother world
ladyjessica: what if…?
Mai_Andra: ah... I Died in the Street and Now I Live In a Farm Upstate
Izandai: I promise you I do not.
Sky_Kast: I would respond to see that if it's just a joke of an episode imagine what would happen if doctor strange visited
mtvcdm: Do I?
dougma: Wasn't that called Loki?
GapFiller:
remember chat Beej ranting abt irrelevant bullshit is why we tune in
EvilBadman: Can Rosencrantz and Guildenstern be there?
SocraticMethod: @richard_ermen If you are talking Ameku M.D then there is no Isekai
GapFiller: doubly when his ranting w/ the authority of total ignorance
mtvcdm: What if what you want to do is, get Spiderman
NonjaBiru: I mean, there's an isekai where Doc Ock is a high school Japanese girl so why not an Uncle Ben thing?
dougma: yea, that is the reason
Snowcookies: Sure Beej
LukeIsStrange: You have to kill Ben to be successful
kingandcommoner: A Razzy for Madame Webb!
SocraticMethod:
Yes, Beej, that's why Madame Web was not liked
Izandai: @TheMerricat Looks like the URL cuts off the title.
Izandai: "American Reincarnation★Love Alliance. America Was Expelled to Another World, and Reincarnated as a Blonde Haired Girl (Along With Japan♪) And Headshots Monsters With Her Gun Summon Skill! What!? The Earth’s in Danger and You Want Us To Go Back? Oh, Too Late, Die!"
TheMerricat:
@Izandai
Izandai: what the hell
SocraticMethod: Imagine watching arcane and then trying the game it's based on. So much trauma
GapFiller:
yes exactly Beej
Izandai: "America and Japan were expelled from Earth by the new super weapon of the Chinese empire. They crossed dimensions, and were reborn in another world as beautiful girls."
Izandai: "While flying the flag of ‘justice and freedom’, the two form an alliance, save a little girl (boy) from being sacrificed, and decide to travel together to liberate people from the terror and oppression of the sorcerers."
LukeIsStrange: And Overwatch got them back which is so funny
Earthenone: so they replaced free lootboxes with paid lootboxes, and players were upset
kingandcommoner: When do I get my free League Coins for watching Arcane?
SocraticMethod: @Earthenone That's not all of it, there's more!
TheMerricat:
@SocraticMethod I experience League of Legends and Warframe entirely via their released cinematics, and GMV's made of such. I still feel FOMO but I also feel lucky.
TheMerricat: LoL was also the one that did KD/A, right chat?
SocraticMethod: Yes
SocraticMethod: Also the Most Parasocial Character Reveal
kingandcommoner: Isn't keeping a free option part of what they have to do to avoid gambling accusations?
TheMerricat: WHHHAAALLLES.
KeytarCat: Oh, a $250 skin!
Earthenone: eventually the claw machine owner will have mercy\
SocraticMethod: So Seraphine, before her introduction into game, had a twitter account where the marketing tried to make her appealing with manufactured depression.
fonkoncle: do the friday nights episodes premiere's have watch alongs?
TheMerricat: @SocraticMethod woof.
cuttlefishman: Hi y'alls, sorry that Friday Nights is coming out so late, we needed to delay it to work on the core fantasy of it
LilyOfTheVeil666: @socraticmethod Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that
TheMerricat: @fonkoncle They had chat, and I think a few LRR folk in chat. But not a Twitch stream of it, just the Youtube premire.
GapFiller: theyre gonna get round to Tekken on Fight Club one of these days knowing Nelson
Izandai: Hold on hold on, lemme guess.
Erin Axel: [[spark joy]]
TheMerricat:
My brain forgot that Anna was Tekken for a second and was trying to figure why they chose Ana for the character in a SpyXFamily mashup.
Invitare: is it too sexist or not sexist enough?
Izandai: She's still an absurd bombshell but she's showing somewhat less skin now.
SocraticMethod: Harada
Juliamon: this was one of the best dev clapbacks I've seen in awhile
EvilBadman: Harada of "Don't ask me for shit" fame
Izandai: ???????????????????
GapFiller:
anodyne
GapFiller: "Annadyne" even
TheMerricat:
I just looked at her 'new' design... exactly what is different about her? She looks just like I remember her from the first game.
Izandai:
cuttlefishman: wow
NotCainNorAbel:
mtvcdm: Wooooooow
kingandcommoner: Put the character in the trailer and cutscenes but make them unplayable
GapFiller: theres clapbacks then theres THAT
ghyllnox:
aerolend: The part of "expressing your opinion as an individual" I do support.
TheMerricat: *drops mic*
Izandai: Exquisite.
lightfut: Well then
mtvcdm: They could have made Anna a potato, an anthropomorphic potato
SocraticMethod: Harada is pretty fluent in english
just__fitz: It's a very academic reply.
Izandai: *sigh*
Juliamon: void's got hands
TheMerricat:
Harada has a translator when he does interview, but he's made it abundantly clear that's by preference he's actually spoken english in interviews then stopped and gone back Japanese to let his translator to do their work.
Izandai:
DeM0nFiRe:
BIg "I have 3 PS3s. Whereas you have no PS3s" energy
cuttlefishman: ^
SocraticMethod: Harada also did a stupid statement. A fan replied: "Saying “past works already exist” when you haven’t rereleased one of your older games into modern systems with functional Netcode is a joke man"
SocraticMethod: HArada: "Thank you for POINTLESS reply. You yourself are the joke. *Muted*"
Brozard: "If you're going to act this way, what makes you think I want you here in the first place?"
aerolend: "So we understand each other"
TheMerricat:
"And nothing of value was lost"
Brozard: I feel like folks whose first reaction is to withhold financial support are very revealing about what it is they value
aerolend:
@SocraticMethod 
ztghostie: !schedule
Izandai: It escaped.
wifi12345678910: Life found a way
accountmadeforants: Happy for you, or sorry that happened.
Marvoleath: It might be a "gold" build, the one that went for certification and maybe reviews
SocraticMethod: _When_ has there not been sizable day 1 patch?
aerolend: Before or after. Only one day to buy it.
Marvoleath:
It's just early access 
Izandai:
aerolend: *The Rasmus tune starts playing*
Izandai: The Event in Chapter Five
wifi12345678910: No spoilers about the 1982 movie, The Thing, got it
mtvcdm: I usually see new games... here, being streamed
EvilBadman: Happy gamemaster anthony's 50th birthday, chat
Brozard: That reminds me of the FOMO channel
Foxmar320: Im also interested in Shadows honestly
DoodlestheGreat: Despite everything, it's still Ubisoft.
Foxmar320: Valhalla was really good
Boon_33:
chat you have to see this epic battle. 
Mr_Dirty: Don't tell chat the game, just booth the whole stream.
Izandai: @Foxmar320 Misread this as Vanilla and was very comfused.
Izandai: *confused
TheMerricat:
Ah, I was hoping the HamBurgler from McDonalds was back.
noSmokeFire: @Izandai Valhalla extract
jessieimproved: My kid was super excited for the burglar
Foxmar320: Freeze Ray from the science carrer I believe
aerolend: So, like Batman?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always two there are: the master and the apprentice.
noSmokeFire: like The Santa Clause
TheMerricat: Sims logic if you 'remove' any of the 'service' NPC they get replaced with another Sim.
Boon_33:
local robber died, now I have to do 
Foxmar320: Best burglar was just playing Sims 3 with the Klepto perk. Could just go to someones place and take everything
aerolend: @TheMerricat Capitalism.
RockPusher: I would just assume Heather's criminals are arsonists…
mtvcdm: A criminal, who pulls regular hours, goes to work in a car pool, and can be fired from being a criminal
Izandai: You can have a cat that will watch the burglar steal everything and not give a shit...
Insomnizack: $300?
mtvcdm: Ah yes, this story
mtvcdm: "There was a fire after that"
jessieimproved: My kid had a sim with 7 babies and a random guy asked to stay over and she locked him in the room with the babies - insta babysitter
TheMerricat: "it's on your wrist"
Izandai:
Mr_Dirty: honey will you get in the pool for a few seconds?
Juliamon: jessieimproved your kid knows what's up
Izandai: "I didn't say which three months of earnings! It was my first three months when I wasn't taking jack shit."
SocraticMethod: I love how helldivers community has decided that mines are worse than no reward so they are actively rejecting getting mine unlocks
CaptainSpam: The weird part is that Splatoon's Splatfests are supposedly canon...
Izandai:
wifi12345678910: They need to get some kids that yearn for the mines
mtvcdm: Ah yes, the anti-tank mines story
Boon_33:
i'm 50/50 on that connundrum.
Boon_33: woo!
DoodlestheGreat: That's actually cool.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Save the Future of Democracy!
goombalax: so wait they wouldn't have donated to charity if they took the mines
mtvcdm: I like the bit where they made getting the mines a failure condition
TheMerricat:
So I was guessing that Paul was going to talk about what happened yesterday, they had to take the game down due to a bug and when they came back up the announcement was effectively "You saw nothing!"
Izandai: Exquisite.
Izandai:
SocraticMethod: Mines in helldivers generally suck. They trigger too easily and aren't dense enough for area denial
ZTxGhost: I'm curious if they filmed some crack a packs today and opened a new capenna collector booster and a booster of original theros
Juliamon: Space Hitler
Izandai: But Space Hitler is the good guys.
SeismicLawns: save the depot with a nuke or save Doug, a guy you kinda remember from college
ArcOfTheConclave: you can get nuke mines or a boot to the head
wifi12345678910: Isn't super earth space hitler?
Boon_33: You can't hug your former bully with nuclear arms.
SocraticMethod: So fun fact, the mines were offered as a reward multiple times and each time were rejected until decision was made for them
mtvcdm: What do we have to do to get you into a set of mines today
DoodlestheGreat: "Save the bullies! We're very forgiving! FOR FREEDOM!"
Izandai:
@SocraticMethod Of course.
SeismicLawns: Accept mines or we take down the server
Brozard: Yes, Joel
DoodlestheGreat: @mtvcdm "We're having a promo! With every case of mines you get a complete set of dinnerware!"
BlasterKyubey210: Close enough is right
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luke1x: The one year!
BlasterKyubey210: But yea
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BlasterKyubey210: I feel wondering over game interest but
BlasterKyubey210: Does it feel worse when chasing super niche stuff
Ian Weaver: Oh my god I get to watch the premiere!
BlasterKyubey210: and realizing there's a reason why it doesn't take off
undecided44: Joel! commiserates with Gavin!
mtvcdm: I've just come back from Wendy's
wifi12345678910: Giving people choices is a bad idea
BlasterKyubey210: Been doing a Steam DB search for a Monster Hunter-style game with mechs
RockPusher:
BlasterKyubey210: or context
Brozard: Oh, those were the exotics from Witch Queen
RubikDarkwill: What's interesting about this Destiny 2 bug: It's NOT Telesto
SocraticMethod: The exotic weapons were released way earlier, like 2-3 years ago
RockPusher:
Brozard: @RubikDarkwill fact
Juliamon: you can't prove it's not Telesto
DoodlestheGreat: They also were going to give out "The Edge of Night," but Proctor & Gamble has that locked down...
Brozard: There are (were?) also class swords
SocraticMethod: No, the glaives drop was locked to class
SocraticMethod: so warlocks would get only get their own glaive as a drop etc
luke1x: I love that! they are literally airing Friday nights on Friday nights
Lirazel64: Huzzah!
SocraticMethod: No, they could not be equipped
Brozard: You could, but previously you couldn't equip it on the other classes
SocraticMethod: In Heresy update the class was lifted by bug
Brozard: No, it's true, because now you CAN equip them
SocraticMethod: class restriction*
Brozard: "It doesn't fit the 'player fantasy,' but it's fun, so we're keeping it"
Brozard: please don't ever fix Titans being stuck in the beginning of Thunderclap and just skating around the world
Marvoleath: Taking the "it's not a bug, it's a feature" to next level
BlasterKyubey210: Invocationa note as well
BlasterKyubey210: The reason I wonder about game design
BlasterKyubey210: Is mostly feeling wondering
BlasterKyubey210: Like for superniche features
wifi12345678910: I want burger king not wendy's
BlasterKyubey210: is it wrong to feel like it's impossible
mtvcdm: Oh, speaking of Friday... I hear it's almost Friday Night
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was so disappointed when I found out glaives were not the cool weapon from Krull
TheMerricat:
@Laserbeaks_Fury
SocraticMethod: cosnsidering how buggy the past few releases have been I don't think Bungie has QA resources for non-essential bugs anymore
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week the Canadian Highlander boys are playing Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1:10 from now).
mtvcdm: In fact I believe Friday Night is in about 10 minutes
Mr_Dirty: But what is time really?
Brozard: @SocraticMethod I don't think Bungie has any QA resources anymore
SocraticMethod: @Brozard Bugs they fixed, so there not none
Snowcookies: Friday Nights!
SocraticMethod: get* fixed
mtvcdm: !youtube
mtvcdm: !patreon
mtvcdm: !store
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !bluesky
Foxmar: Hello
mtvcdm: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
Izandai: Why is it STILL so loud?
Izandai: Premiers have been a thing for years. How have they never fixed it?
GapFiller: most yt people lean into it
BusTed: Maybe so you know it's active, in case you have the tab in the background
RockPusher: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
mtvcdm: So you're saying... they not like us
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GapFiller: it figures the general attitude is if its loud it gets attention better
GapFiller: the word Heart IS there in the title
TheMerricat: Is this a new game for the new time?
r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week the Canadian Highlander boys are playing Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
r10pez10: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Bog Rats!
mtvcdm: Oh god, Wheeler has infinite hands now
Juliamon: It's Balatro, but Mahjong
mtvcdm: Biblically accurate Wheeler
Brozard: Where did you come from, where did you go?
r10pez10: classic r10pez10 joining the end of the stream
DoodlestheGreat: Fly-by-Knight?
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
Alex Difranco: hype hype!!
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): Nights! Nights! Nights! Nights!
TheMerricat: WOOT!
TheAinMAP:
Juliamon: it's a pretty heavy game
Ashmantle:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
WT Harmon: Nights Will Never Be The Same
Tristan Bezeau: holy moly
Ian Weaver: I missed last week's premiere, but I'm in time for this one!
Grinnin_Gin: are you telling me they friday'd these nights?
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TheMerricat: @r10pez10 Just in time to catch the FN Premier though!
DoodlestheGreat: mah pokmans
BusTed:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Snowcookies: bye!
r10pez10: do they still make friday nights?
niccus: don't forget, the youtube countdown is really loud
DoodlestheGreat: @r10pez10 The new episode should be on YT shortly.
Alex Difranco: you're telling me this was knighted by a Friday?
mtvcdm: And that's Chillpoint over, just in time
Grinnin_Gin: actually this is more of a Laird situation than a knight one
mtvcdm: I mean they're not *presently*
Marvin: Hello
Vaeldarg: Wonder how long these will be.
Teague: made it just in time
Ted Park: :person-turqouise-waving:
Sarah: I am *so close* to being able to finish cooking dinner before this starts...
Alex Difranco: you're telling me that Friday Laird this Night?
Sarah: Not quite though
r10pez10: i wonder who is in control of that
mtvcdm: Paul isn't in the friendzone with a boom mic
Juliamon: we knew at one point
mtvcdm: Far as I know
Vaeldarg: Anyone else tabbed out of Arena for this?
Grinnin_Gin: have you considered casting time walk
Paris Daniel: Hello
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo
Graham Stark: @Vaeldarg high praise
mtvcdm: Remember, countdown is loud
Lirazel64: h
Vaeldarg: Not allowed to cast spells on this plane.
OVERKiLL!: word @Vaeldarg
Alex Difranco: I'm not sure I want to start today over with how close we are to the premiere
Lirazel64: earhole alert!
Serge Yager: hello, red Serge standing by
Sorator Bellivael: that you mtvcdm
Sorator Bellivael: *thank you
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): I'm braced for the jumpscare, but I know it'll jumpscare me all the same
TheWriterAleph: helloooo
Daniel Milne: Let's goooooooooo
Marvin: Yagerbomb
Rayo Dios: Can't believe we got Friday nights back finally, so excited :D
hvhtim: hi serge!
Taiko: LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Ian Weaver: Ready for Nights of Fridays!
TypeV: were here
Mystic Sailboat: woop woop woop
Arisorio: It is magic time baby!
OVERKiLL!: ＼（´Ｏ｀）／
Serge Yager: hooooooold
Sorator Bellivael: red splash captain standing by
Foxmar: Sooon
Ian Weaver: Glad to see Serge!
Serge Yager: HOOOOLD
Graham Stark: :face-blue-smiling:
Paris Daniel: I remember the day Count down came and destroyed everything...
Lily Of The Veil: SOON
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): He Fridays my Nights until I premiere
Grinnin_Gin: I imagine Graham saying that in his Nicholas Cage voice
TheCrimsonYoshi: soon...
Diabore: youtube loud warning!
Rayo Dios: We waitin', we waitin'
RainbowPhoenix: week 2 let's go!!!
Foxmar: Remember its going to be loud
JS: YIPPEE!!!
Ted Park: we were warned
Ian Weaver: HERE WE GOOOO
HiCallMeRusty: LETS GOOOOO
korvys: lrrSIGNAL
physics pony: meow
Arisorio: Hype!
OVERKiLL!: All Red Everything Standing By
Erin Axel: Hi Graham
Matt Shimizu: Main monitor content
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week the Canadian Highlander boys are playing Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (59m from now).
Wulfric Valorus: got here on time this time
Serge Yager: I wrote this song for you chat
Ian Weaver: Very happy
Grinnin_Gin: god the youtube premier music is so loud
Vaeldarg: Ok good, there's a countdown. Tend to need to refresh to see it when starts.
TheWonderdoc: Already got my volume down to 8%
NerdAccount1965: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
The Seiba Channel : In response... Force of Will.
Erin Axel: Thank you Serge
Nerbyl: 🙌
Darragh Tyrrell: Hype
TheMolator: :hand-orange-covering-eyes:
HiCallMeRusty: This is a banger
MargieArgie: Whew, got here in time
Grinnin_Gin: serge wrote this song on the back of a hovermyr
Josh Smith: Sounds like Hot Sugar
Noobguy Scrublord: let's goooooo
Rat: thank you Serge, very cool
Ben Hirsh: we're so back! wait that was last week
Tidings: Premier strings pilot of the format
Bruno Henrique: Let's gooooooooooooo
Jan Eli Padilla: it's Saturday morning... I feel like a kid again waiting for cartoons or something.
DiggerDog: oh no you're going through a tunnel!
Graham Stark: eeeeee (positive)
kaynSD: eeeeee
XPolyX: Hello LRR people!
Tas Walter: eeeeeeeee
DigitalSeahorse:
TehKrem: LETS GOOO
physics pony: e- (electron)
amative1: HERE WE GO
pintlemounted: Eeee
Darragh Tyrrell: What’s up you Patient Punters??
gilamonsterz: eeeeeeeee
OVERKiLL!: 🎉🎉🎉
Craig Hawkins: Lets go!
Haiden Cox: eeeee
Biggjudicem: hellooo!
Lirazel64: eeee's in chat!
HiCallMeRusty: eeeeeee
DiggerDog: snake hydra ftw
Alex Furey: my body is ready
mtvcdm: Here comes 2!
iunRhys: eeeeeeee
Ian Weaver: eeeeeeeeeeeee
Josh Smith: eeeeeeee
Foxmar: Here we go!
kaynSD: e is a weird mana cost though...
Linzington: Eeeeeeeeee
Grinnin_Gin: ZOMBIE snake hydra
TehKrem: Mr Stark I love your content <3
Jan Eli Padilla: let's gooooo
shendaras: e?
kaynSD: 2EEE
Tas Walter: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ragnarok2kx: I'm here because FNM got cancelled at my LGS
Jonah Fish-Gertz: woo
Kyler: eeeeeee
HiCallMeRusty: YAAASSS
Insane Cat: Wooo!
Admiralmatt: lets go
XPolyX: eeeeeeee
RainbowPhoenix: I was watching the GVlog at 2 am this morning and got reminded it was Friday! (and that I had to wait another 14 hours lol)
pintlemounted: 4e
Alahmnat: here we gooooooo
ZaOscelot: Made it \o/
JS: the prop game in this season is CRAZY
IssacGG: fr
mtvcdm: Yum, Artichoke Surprise
Graham Stark: @JS love when we have time to plan :)
korvys: Y'all really enjoyed making props, huh? Love it
ZaOscelot: Huh. Does RL Serge ski as well?
Juliamon: jobby
TehAmelie: gasp
RockPusher:
Jobby was everywhere in the 80s
Ted Park: haha
TheWriterAleph: noooope
Marvin: hahaha
TehKrem: LMAO
Campbell Olney: ouch
Foxmar: People have "living money"
Alahmnat: "outliers"
Kevin O Malley: Not in Glasgow it doesn't
ZaOscelot: Also whoever put the googly eyes on the coffee bag is a god
Diabore: @ZaOscelot he sure does
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
tinau n.: MR JOBBY
Tas Walter: i like a good joby
Erin Axel: Phrasing
MonkeyPantsFace: jobby!
Jeffrey Kustra: don't like jobby
DiggerDog: green screen was cool last episode
Dog_of_Myth: Praise jobby
ZaOscelot: @Diabore Neat!
kaynSD: Oh dear~
Haiden Cox: I'm gonna need to see the quandrix quinoa
Ted Park: oops whoops
Tom: Nobody look up what 'doing a jobby' means
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Izthander: as a Scottish person jobby is... not something you say to kids
HiCallMeRusty: We all have 2 jobbys inside us
Failhammer23: You're thinking of Mr. Jobby.
Tas Walter: Jobby was a good elf
alexthethu: Jobby Lives Inside Us All!
Jonah Fish-Gertz: ha!
Tas Walter: eeeeeee
Darragh Tyrrell: Jobby means a dump in Scotland
tinau n.: god damn it
Campbell Olney: when are jobby puppets coming to the store?
korvys: hahaha
Dog_of_Myth: yes
Alan Baldwin: I feel attacked
mtvcdm: I love that font
Alex Furey: lol
Foxmar: welp
Arisorio: Oh yeah
TehAxelius: heh
Rhys: Its always sunny in Victoria I guess
TehKrem: LOL
Ardn93: excellent
Olivia W': wow
MonkeyPantsFace: jobby is slang for poop
Alex Difranco: A+
Daniel Milne: No time to freeze frame the cards, gotta stay current!
ZaOscelot: Jobby needs to be the name of water cooler enby from JobJob
Admiralmatt: yep
Jan Eli Padilla: so fucking god
Matt Shimizu: Loses 300 and spends an eternity sorting through it all
TehKrem: IASIP
kaynSD: Well done. Well done
Campbell Olney: it's occasionally sunny in victoria
rmorganslade: WOOOOOOOOOOO
KoDOmega: I am manifesting Jobby
HeraldBFC: The prophecy is fulfilled
RainbowPhoenix: oh Graham you sweet summer child 😅
AltaKarl: Ooo new card text!
Nouxatar: wait the card text is different
ZTxGhost: LMAO
Danielle Pepin: oh this is LIVE!
Gamin' Neko: Well I just sold cards for aprox. $90
RockPusher:
Baxter 
korvys: The Blur
DiggerDog: love the new cards for lrr
Foxmar: The blur is a great name for it
Linzington: Mood
Sorator Bellivael: hahaha
Campbell Olney: same
JS: yeah...
physics pony: why?
RainbowPhoenix: the "Blur"😂😂😂😂
HiCallMeRusty: Big mood
ZaOscelot: I'm terrified for my cash flow when the FFXIV set comes out
Nico Nico Nice: Coming here straight from watching the chit chaff clean-up of graham's collection is providing some real good resonance
Gaelan Steele: anachronistic iphone
Danielle Pepin: Kathleen, maybe go outside?
OVERKiLL!: LOL
Russell Lee-Goldman: was that supposed to be ... a dalgona coffee?
The Hittite: Can't wait to watch this again while pausing every 3 seconds to catch the background jokes.
ZaOscelot: I've forever been stealing Ben's "The Panini"
frnknstn: Pile of Pritchett
Kevin O Malley: Slim shady
TypeV: so is graham the main character now?
Graham Stark: @Russell Lee-Goldman yes!
Sarah: Okay chat I am back and I have apricot chicken on orzo
ZaOscelot: Iss-sue XD
physics pony: baxter
Foxmar: Baxter!
ZaOscelot: Ooooooooh @Sarah that souns amazing
Russell Lee-Goldman: @Graham Stark I am so on-trend, yay!
TheWriterAleph: The Real Life Problems of Magic Players
Merc1987: I regocnise SL: PRincess Bride!
Sarah: Also "to have" is what all my magic cards are for XD
TehKrem: Kitty
ZaOscelot: roflmao
Alahmnat: Baxter!
Dog_of_Myth: Baxter!
Lily the Otter: the spongebob bit!
Bugs Maytrix: he's just like me fr fr
Danielle Pepin: heheheheh
NinjaTheory_Ashrams: I feel attacked
Vaeldarg: That's a fire hazard.
Lirazel64: I feel seen.
kaynSD: Creative
mtvcdm: That had to be so hard to prep
HiCallMeRusty: I also store my cards in the fridge
AltaKarl: KITTY
KoDOmega: DISCWORLD BOOKS IN BACKGROUND YAY
Graham Stark: @TypeV not really
DiggerDog: zippo-tricks McEdgelord
Foxmar: Oh strawberries
ZTxGhost: I don't see the problem here
Maxime Hellec: oh so this is what they call "pack fresh"
TehKrem: Bubly
Ted Park: Flawless logic
Danielle Pepin: I would never put cards in the fridge
Sorator Bellivael: I want 73 copies of Saddleback Legac!
TehKrem: I LOVE BUBLY
Tim Sargent: nice home tour
Dog_of_Myth: Legac!!
TheNamelessNomad: Who has 73 Copies of Saddleback Lagac!?
NerdAccount1965: saddleback!!!
Lily the Otter: the callback
Ragnarok2kx: It's fun to say though
Bugs Maytrix: legac baybeeeee
ZaOscelot: @Graham Stark Please pet your disaster floof for chat when you can <3
ArcaneNeoguri: saddleback!
Rat: Saddleback legac mentioned
Ulrich Denzer: mmm... freshly cooled ice age
Samuel Smith: It is fun to say
Ruby Severin Whitworth: fun time for my phones audio to break
AltaKarl: May be fun to say
All mankind: you could make a saddle out of them
Tom: I could honestly listen to Cameron forever
Campbell Olney: have fun signing a lot of saddleback legacs cam
eashwar mohan: i want 73 copies of saddleback legac
ZaOscelot: fr fr @Tom
TheWriterAleph: time comes at ya fast
Merricat: 6 years chat.
mtvcdm: Make a deck with all 73 copies of Saddleback, problem solved. And basics to round it out.
Lily Of The Veil: Cameron's U-Brew Warehouse!
Sarah: 2019 was a different time
Merricat: 2019 was six years ago.
DiggerDog: if u look at it u have to take it!
Alahmnat: we've all aged 30 years since 2019
physics pony: we have all changed since 2019
merchfan: Damn, missed the first 5 mins. hard to remember that Friday Nights premieres on Saturday Mornings in Aus
ZaOscelot: @Merricat How dare
TheNamelessNomad: I miss 2019
Campbell Olney: @Merricat why would you do this to me?
History Librarian: Brew warehouses
Foxmar: 2019 was the before times
ZaOscelot: @merchfan Saturday morning cartoons! XD
JS: timeless is to historic as vintage is to legacy
RainbowPhoenix: same Nomad, Same.
kaynSD: As someone who stopped playing MTG before they changed how the Stack changed Cam is somehow making me feel OLD with this bit
Arisorio: Shots fired
TheNamelessNomad: Guys I'm sensing a pattern here
ZaOscelot: Okay here's a question - is Planechase still played?
Danielle Pepin: Canadian Highlander
TheWriterAleph: this is not satire. this is all truth.
Tom: 2019 is the last year that actually happened, after that Alex finally figured out how to timewalk away
TehKrem: Arena..
Ragnarok2kx: You player an extra land and drawer a card
TheNamelessNomad: @ZaOscelot Only on Ar-Oh wait no it's only on Paper
Sorator Bellivael: oh, that line about Modern made me feel things
ZTxGhost: modern is pioneer with kicker
TheNamelessNomad: So Aristocrats?
ZaOscelot: @TheNamelessNomad lol 😆 Interesting. Thanks
KoDOmega: I will never be able to keep track of all the Arena only formats
Sorator Bellivael: WOW
TypeV: LMAO
Foxmar: oh
TehKrem: People still play pioneer?
ZaOscelot: Missy XD
JS: LMAOOOOOO
DiggerDog: tinman Allstars band
mtvcdm: *snrk*
Gaelan Steele: lmfao
Russell Lee-Goldman: yeowch!
Matt Shimizu: lmao
ZaOscelot: oh my gods
Samuel Smith: Manifest Destiny of Pioneer
Biggjudicem: oof
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Lily the Otter: LOL
Linzington: Omg
emanym: Some of that stuff is definitely the problem.
Sarah: Oh I remember this preview
Sarah: XD
physics pony: we have seen this\
mtvcdm: I love the Lucy banner
ZaOscelot: LOL
TheNamelessNomad: That...that hurts
Vaeldarg: @Samuel Smith For those that want to colonise the planes.
RainbowPhoenix: "not look at the meta" my entire mtg play style 😅😆
Ted Park: speaking of blur
ZaOscelot: This is real XD
TheWriterAleph: too real
Sorator Bellivael: oh no
Linzington: The camera shake. This is amazing
Sarah: pfft
Merricat: :D
ZTxGhost: LMAO
ArcaneNeoguri: oh no
ArcaneNeoguri: BEN WATCH OUT
Sarah: G with the mouse too
gilamonsterz: rofl
Mogg001: i love the slow drift
TheNamelessNomad: And there goes Bengineering's phone
TheWriterAleph: the DRIIIIFT
Tom: My remote setup was a piece of string on my ceiling that I would dangle my phone from
HiCallMeRusty: Ben’s camera lmao
Foxmar: Ben lol
Tas Walter: LMAOOO
RainbowPhoenix: off that resolution is *rough*
kaynSD: It takes a lot of video production mastery to make things look that bad intentionally. Well done :D
mtvcdm: That time-displaced Ben playmat
TheWriterAleph: AAAHAHAHA
XPolyX: Ben look out!
ZaOscelot: This is way too real roflmao
Dog_of_Myth: Ben got that nintendo drift
Jason Langlois: So good!
Sarah: beautiful
Diabore: ban ben
ZaOscelot: *cackle*
Danielle Pepin: Ben's phone is rolling
ZTxGhost: Ah. This is the scrambleverse incident
TheNamelessNomad: BEN WHY
Rat: lmao
eashwar mohan: lmao
ZaOscelot: That CUT oh my gods
Danielle Pepin: xD
korvys: *snerk*
Lily the Otter: pffff
DiggerDog: don't call him Shirley
sevinon: Oh god, that transition
mtvcdm: That cut
nappitatti: relatable
Marvin: this is awesome
kaynSD: That. Segue.
LiveFaust: Clap
Korren: an all time line
TheNamelessNomad: I appreciate that Gam
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Ragnarok2kx: Twiddle the Bone Flute
TheNamelessNomad: *Cam
CY Lee: true
MyShadowstrike: Can't twiddle on purple twitch
Nouxatar: is he just building lotus field
emanym: Pants free is the way to be :popcorn-yellow-striped-smile:
Kyler: I'm Cam
TheNamelessNomad: WHy did I call him Gam? :D
OVERKiLL!: Tippy Taps
ZaOscelot: Flavor decks *claps*
Ted Park: Oops
Sorator Bellivael: pffff
RockPusher:
Sarah: Amazing
Merricat: Fear and Loathing. :D
Foxmar: LOL
RainbowPhoenix: apparently FN Cameron is my deck brewing avatar 🙃
physics pony: the flashback episode
eashwar mohan: VEGAS FOV
Foxmar: Graham yes!
CY Lee: the pain in his eyes
Lily Of The Veil: YESSS
XPolyX: not the cube!
OVERKiLL!: 🦇🦇🦇🦇
Alan Baldwin: Strictly worse cube at a GP?
Jan Eli Padilla: sick reference
Vincent Lance: I do appreciate the Fear and Loathing bit.
TTKBlazer97: strictly bad!!!
Patrick Stonecrusher: bat country
ZaOscelot: Oh wow the amount of extra footage you got for this
Sarah: Graham you all did real good work on these
ImmortalLen: STRICTLY WORSE!
Arisorio: BATS
Lily the Otter: STRICTLY WORSE
TheNamelessNomad: See I always thought of Alex as Hunter S Thompson
Danielle Pepin: too much to carry in that heat
wailco96: I thought the strictly worse cube had been dismantled
TheWriterAleph: we can't stop here. this is aclazotz country.
HiCallMeRusty: This is amazing
Merc1987: Hunter S Graham?
Nouxatar: CRAB ‼️
OVERKiLL!: 🍄🍄🍄🍄
Vaeldarg: Wonder if a "not algorithmically rigged" format will come to Arena.
Chaos Treader: I thought we dismantled strictly worse!
Samuel Smith: Fear and Loathing at the MagicCon
Graham Stark: @Sarah Thank you!
Campbell Olney: is this just the "we're making referneces" episode? I'm ok with that, they are so good
KoDOmega: if you worry about your deck being good, you'll end up worrying if your deck is good, and who wants that
Kevin O Malley: So.... Gib is always doing an impression of Hunter?
Danielle Pepin: he should have packed some water
mrsarkhan: Amazing
TheNamelessNomad: There it is XD
BlightwidowMTG: this is so good haha
ZaOscelot: Also the heat stroke
Teague: lmao!
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
Nouxatar: wild flashback actually
Brian Wise: flashbacks of the strictly worse cube...... the horror!
Ted Park: fear, loathing, etc
korvys: Fear and Loathsome Catoblepas
Patrick Stonecrusher: lets get down to. brass tacks - how m7ch for the ape?
OVERKiLL!: Wheeler would make a propper Dr Gonzo i think
Graham Stark: @ZaOscelot I did get heat stroke in Vegas that one time! well recalled
WT Harmon: This is quickly becoming a favorite.
Teague: TELL ME ABOUT THE F****n' GOLF SHOES!
CY Lee: cardkingdom ad
MyShadowstrike: God's own prototype commander deck: too jank to use, too fun to break up for cards
Sarah: Yeah that's a mood from Cameron
ZaOscelot: Stormcount and Nighthawk are AMAZING names
Farley flavors: but where could you buy cards online
TheWriterAleph: @korvys nice
JS: I feel like 'labour of love' for this season is the biggest understatement EVER.
NinjaTheory_Ashrams: I remember "The Event." it was wild
Danielle Pepin: you can order from Wizards of the coast using LRR's button code
TehAxelius: Yeah, that checks out, Cameron
LiveFaust: that's perfect, Korvis.
TheNamelessNomad: Fetch the Turner Lickability Scale!
ZaOscelot: @Graham Stark I have no idea why but I have good memory for those things hehe
Sorator Bellivael: Do not eat the delicious magic cards
Erin Axel: eat the cards Cameron
Erin Axel: do it
CY Lee: yes
Danielle Pepin: I don't know LRR's button code, is it Button Pls?
Vaeldarg: @Sorator Bellivael Unless they're Food tokens.
ZaOscelot: God I wish you had to go to law school to be a judge
KoDOmega: DO NOT EAT THE DELICIOUS CARDS
Tom: King gizzard spotted
ZaOscelot: Ahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
ZTxGhost: Good question. I am a magic jduge and ask myself that everyday
ZaOscelot: I love the painting of Finnegan and Baxter
Vaeldarg: Is this going to end with Graham opening his own card shop?
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