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froshambo: i'm here for it
froshambo: if Serge is here I hope to see some punishing red
dabudder: if serge is here I hope his food wr remains unblemished
Fruan: I don't mean for this to come off as a burn, but watching Serge play good decks is so great.
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froshambo: what do i get for dinner chat
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Dog_of_Myth: Simic Slaw
CrossXhunteR: first canlander FNPF of the new set (i think)
trebuchetboy: @froshambo Mexican
GhostValv: D:
flatluigi: lmao
pleonasticTautology: g-d
TehAmelie: eek
admiral_sky_: ah
pleonasticTautology: hi wheeler
thraximore:
RIHTZ_: WHAT UP
circusofkirkus: so much chest
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: ah!
dabudder: I have ''AHH" drinks
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: iit worked wheeler
PhorrestGaze: HONK
hypethos: he got me
Mindfire13: A
froshambo: hi wheeler and nelson
letsbelgo: nah, still second hosers
Tenecstasy: IVE BEEN CALLED OUT
GhostValv: A
definenull: A
froshambo: hi ben
shockcycle: Jokes on you, You are always on the second monitor.
Solo_Support: I'm moving you to 3rd monitor
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froshambo: hi paul
JustAnotherMuffin: its true. This has moved to 1st monitor. Until I go back to cyberpunk
MClout: Serge playing food ?
Sorator13: that's a good one
JRandomHacker: And that's why we have this great piece of audio technology called a "compressor"
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CrossXhunteR: perfect
PhorrestGaze: I've got it stretched over both monitors now
RIHTZ_: alt j vibes
thraximore: harmony!
Masslost: but what if the second monitor is the first monitor?
definenull: That feel good?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: very professionals
thraximore: fancy graphics
thraximore:
GhostValv:
flatluigi: she drag on my
RIHTZ_: been nice having y'all
RIHTZ_: o7
froshambo: is wheeler playing grixis discard?
Juliamon: "What else were you gonna use? Ultra-pro??"
froshambo: i would love to see that
DoodlestheGreat: "Dragon Shield, not dress shield."
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon lmao
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Bugberry: I wonder if Max Speed will be achieved this evening.
pleonasticTautology: jund 'em
thraximore: AYO
Jadaris: @Juliamon oof
RockPusher: yund‽
Mindfire13: Is anyone playing U/R/X discard?
GhostValv: death adjacent
CrossXhunteR: 4%?
trebuchetboy: The fact they didn't turn to start explaining their decks was unnerving
Joric_Art: death shadow adjacent is a great theme
PipeSmokingOwl: 4 out of 100 would be 4%.....
PipeSmokingOwl:
TheAwkes:
4/100 = 5%. You heard it here first. 
wifi12345678910: Did serge do that math for you Nelson? It's off by one
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, we all know magic players don't do math.
TehAmelie: @TheAwkes maybe he discounts fetch lands and such?
froshambo: math is for blockers anyway
CrossXhunteR: what was that new bloodbraid elf in the MH3 jund commander deck?
pletcho: is Yidris in the deck?
thraximore: mods, start their arrays at 1
eleric937: wooo canlander!
Musicsquid: it’s 4/99 cause you can’t count Nelson’s commander /s
MClout: is it not called waterfall
CrossXhunteR: for math, what are your points?
RockPusher:
RayFK: Yo that's rich with how often you correct Serge
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse:
PipeSmokingOwl: cause comedy
Ukon_Cairns: yes and
Dog_of_Myth:
imperial_fps: get em ray
Tenecstasy: if you're playing the dsk shadow lands those count
RockPusher:
ohai Jordan 
baskwalla: I mean...
thraximore: okay!
Derekwillis: You imply we have any self worth?
Dog_of_Myth: Good start to the stream
wifi12345678910: you can't prove chat isn't generating content
flatluigi: aren't all streamers' self worth based on their content
imperial_fps: wheeler has become one of my favorites in this cast
PipeSmokingOwl: and you spend how much time talking about chat and saying we arent the content? Harump!
CrossXhunteR: moxen still at 3 points each?
Simonark: Are we just going to ignore that Wheeler thinks red bananas don’t exist?
DigitalSeahorse: and here's me drinking only 3%
definenull: One of those things is not like the other
A_Dub888: what up fam, how’s the Canadian Highlussy?
Solo_Support: GOOD STREAM
Dog_of_Myth: o7
RIHTZ_: gg see you next week
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Fruan: Somehow this is Serge's fault
r10pez10: notepads
RIHTZ_: OOF
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
circusofkirkus: ooh
SnowBuddy18: oh, that's a great spread, I love it
TehAmelie: sudden idea, what if you had to compensate for points by putting gunk in your deck?
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A_Dub888: @r10pez10 in THIS economy??
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Peat Bog | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {B}{B}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
CrossXhunteR: this reminds me that we got a hot new Kari Zev in Alchemy that conjures a Ragavan
Bugberry: Love the callback to hot tub devil
kynelwynn: The Phil Foglio Sulphorous Springs?
TehAmelie: i was fully expecting a card called Pete Bogg
wifi12345678910: Rest in Peace Boss Hogg
thraximore: bog dude, let's go
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flatluigi: @CrossXhunteR not just a ragavan, you can fill your hand with them for as long as you want
LRRbot: Maelstrom Wanderer [5GUR] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [7/5] | Creatures you control have haste. / Cascade, cascade
GhostValv: "I can't believe it's not combo"
MClout: JUDGE !
pletcho: found the commander
r10pez10: "i'm gonna assume nelson isn't cheating"
MClout: lol
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: what is that treasure
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
whydustin: canlander and monster hunter, lets goooo
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Paspantoute:
thraximore: fake card
flatluigi: !card into the time vortex
LRRbot: Into the Time Vortex [4R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Rebound
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.
baskwalla: oh heck yeah it's the Cascade deck
Bugberry: Warhammer also had some Cascade
flatluigi: oh that's some hot rules text on time vortex
CrossXhunteR: !card bloodbraid challenger
LRRbot: Bloodbraid Challenger [3RG] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/3] | Cascade / Haste / Escape—{3}{R}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Colossal Skyturtle [4GGU] | Enchantment Creature — Turtle [6/5] | Flying, ward {2} / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
r10pez10: ?
LRRbot: Legolas's Quick Reflexes [G] | Instant | Split second / Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains hexproof, reach, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
r10pez10: we got a new blooddbraid elf?
definenull: Big turt!
CrossXhunteR: helly yeah we did. in the MH3 Jund deck, im pretty sure
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Bloodbraid Challenger [3RG] | Creature — Elf Berserker [4/3] | Cascade / Haste / Escape—{3}{R}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.
r10pez10: by who? by you?
LRRbot: Inevitable Betrayal | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{1}{U}{U} / Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
thraximore: oop
flatluigi: omg
hypethos: this deck rules
ztghostie: sheoldred seems good
ztghostie: !decks
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: I've played this commander deck
CrossXhunteR: what is the suspend lotus thing?
Bugberry: If I remember correctly, isn't Bloodbraide Elf a Naya elf that defected to Jund?
r10pez10: it's fun, i have a codie deck around that
r10pez10: !decklistrs
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
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baskwalla: !decklists
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
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LathosTiran: 1999 was just last week
LRRbot: The First Sliver [WUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Sliver [7/7] | Cascade / Sliver spells you cast have cascade.
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r10pez10: dang
LRRbot: Throes of Chaos [3R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Retrace
definenull: Beeg mana
poisonstripes86: oh that's gonna be a lot of cascading
whydustin: spin that wheeeel
r10pez10: hahaha
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
poisonstripes86: love the sleeves Wheeler is using
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
TehAmelie: the prototype sliver, too powerful to ever be considered for mass production
r10pez10: this deck rules wtf
Solo_Support: This is neat lol
kynelwynn: Hey, that was a Modern line
ghizmou: was cascade a mistake ?
tehfewl: a can of rhinos
poisonstripes86: ngl I want those sleeves for myself
imperial_fps: what was the gruul card just discarded?
definenull: Yeah this deck is neat
imperial_fps: or played
dabudder: @poisonstripes86 good news!
wifi12345678910: Perfect time for Nelson's white splash overloaded damn
thraximore: "nothing"
Dog_of_Myth: !store
poisonstripes86: yay!
kynelwynn: @imperial_fps Violent Outburst
imperial_fps: ty ty
Juliamon:
we have !store to avoid that linking issue 
dabudder: @Juliamon ah okay thank you!
J_trans_rights: cascade is good value
Naolis: God I hope I will have many nights of canlander to come
Sorator13: not to be confused with cascada
jwholla: a new episode of friday nights and a night of canadian highlander? so lucky
TehAmelie: or cicada
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, not paying for spells is pretty strong, even if it means paying for weird spells first.
JonHerzogArtist: 5-color design mistakes, hell yeah
definenull: 4% design mistakes
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
TehAmelie: beautiful mess on that Mana Confluence art
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
dabudder: cant believe wheeler is benching pete bogg
CrossXhunteR: i played some magic as a kid around 8th edition and kamigawa, before returning with Shard of Alara. I remember Cascade being the first time i saw that i thought was absolutely busted
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: he was dead?
TehAmelie: 4% is pretty strong beer where i'm from
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
CrossXhunteR: all goyf'd up
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, hes in the graveyard now
wifi12345678910: What was his blood hotdog percent?
thraximore: @a_shortfall_of_gravitas he's in the graveyard...
thraximore: @Ukon_Cairns jinx
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
hypethos: if it's so bad why is it on the reserve list? /j
thraximore: nethergoyf only counts Nelson's graveyard, for anyone else who felt a moment of confusion
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
tehfewl: the bone zone
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
DoodlestheGreat: "Our Jund has only 4% Death's Shadow, less than half that of the other leading brand."
ztghostie: nelly..
CrossXhunteR: that's a Big Score card, right?
Sorator13:
thraximore: true
TehAmelie: death's shadow is fine, it's real death you have to look out for
Dog_of_Myth:
JonHerzogArtist: True
Ukon_Cairns: but its not green, its allowed to have *downsides*
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
thraximore: real
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LRRbot: Violent Outburst [1RG] | Instant | Cascade / Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Bugberry: @Ukon_Cairns you mean like the Dinosaur that stuns itself if you don't have other dinosaurs?
CrossXhunteR: i know the text of Harvester of Misery only because i play Standard and it sees remote play there
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LRRbot: Tibalt's Trickery [1R] | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.
TehAmelie: wait is there a card called just Death? probably half a split card huh
dabudder: LMAO
flatluigi: ahaha
kynelwynn: Doesn't skelly Noble exile on attack?
r10pez10: lmao
CrossXhunteR: @TehAmelie yeah, there's Life // Death
TehAmelie: naturally
LRRbot: Invasion of Alara [WUBRG] (back: Awaken the Maelstrom) | Battle — Siege [7] | When this Siege enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile two nonland cards with mana value 4 or less. You may cast one of those two cards without paying its mana cost. Put one of them into your hand. Then put the other cards exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorator13:
dabudder: this deck is so fucking funny
tehfewl: lol
MegaDosX: Cascade kind of
Mr_Horrible: Invasion of Ayaya
r10pez10: i'm so glad wheeler is piloting this deck and not me
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two mor…
chris_hat: I'm glad someone else figure out this deck so I didn't have to
r10pez10: this is amazing to watch
stella_iswr: !deck
CrossXhunteR: does anyone know the name of the backside of Invasion of Alara
MegaDosX: Love how this was mid-combat
r10pez10: !decklists
noSmokeFire: how nice of wheeler to give nelson one of his cards
UnknownFriday: This deck is so dumb. It's entirely my jam.
tehfewl: first battle ever played
MegaDosX: You ever cast a planeswalker in the middle of your opponent's combat step?
ElektroTal: all of that to still eat ten
dabudder: wait did we take 2 off the tarmogoyf damage
CrossXhunteR: comet's messed up
baskwalla: @CrossXhunteR Awaken the Maelstrom
spawnofhastur: Comet is a bad dog
r10pez10: alara getting invaded mid-combat
Solo_Support: mind goblin
MegaDosX: Goyf was shrunk a bit by Wheeler's creature that Nelson stole
ztghostie: @spawnofhastur D:
CrossXhunteR: this dog is a criminal
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, Comet is a good dog
ElektroTal: @r10pez10 getting invaded by a puppy no less
Cptasparagus: Goofy was a dog, Wheeler
Bugberry: There's also Saw in Half from Unfinity which sees relevant play.
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LoadingReadyRun:
But how will the Timeless Heroes Time Walk with no time?🤔
thraximore: comet is a crime
TehAmelie: activate the dog?
Spies911: Any legal unset cards are bad dogs
LRRbot: Awaken the Maelstrom (front: Invasion of Alara) | Sorcery | Awaken the Maelstrom is all colors. / Target player draws two cards. You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. Create a token that's a copy of a permanent you control. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three creatures you control. Destroy target permanent an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: It does a lot
MegaDosX: It's like a mini ultimatum
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun They'll switch to loafers.
flatluigi: i don't think that sucks, it does *all* those things
Bugberry: @Spies911 there's lots of fine cards from Un-sets.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's not bad, you just have to jump through a lot of hoops to do it
flatluigi: maybe worse than attacking the lifepoints directly
definenull: My head did the weird thing and thought the battle was at a weird angle
DoodlestheGreat: MORE SQUIRRELS!
MegaDosX: Imagine if Nelson rips the Bolt off the top
Nickiatori: Chat the back of the battle is at least a 4 for 1 and some counters right?
moseph_jedi: it's a cool commander card cuz it's a bunch of do nothing
MegaDosX: The back of the battle does a fair bit yeah
dabudder: @Nickiatori yeah its quite good but it might not be worth working for right now
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LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
Nickiatori: rip those squirells with tude
harju: And the walking begins
CrossXhunteR: ahh
thraximore: guh
JonHerzogArtist: Wow it's not even a permanent, huh
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler is just walking the dog
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
the_garfielf: ough
wifi12345678910: oof
Sevinon: Uh, think that might be game
flatluigi: that's game i think
dabudder: @Dog_of_Myth there we go, we got there
JRandomHacker: Time for a hamster the size and speed of a 747
SeismicLawns: who up minscing they boo
thraximore: I dislike Comet even more than I dislike Boo
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Nickiatori: ah the classic combo of timewalk and planeswalkers
jwholla: timeless heroes going on a time walk
MegaDosX: That's fifteen damage between the two turns assuming Wheeler does nothing else
r10pez10: flavor loss, casts time walk into timeLESS heroes
FurthestChunk: feel the rain on your skin
CrossXhunteR: HUH
MegaDosX: Yeah he's dead
ztghostie:
GhostValv: geez
ztghostie: Just dead lmao
Croc64: LMAO
TehAmelie: if you can walk between planes, you ought to be able to walk through time
wilco96: comet sure is a magic card
Jibbebot: Yep timewalk
arbysgaming38: comet is actually so funny
MClout: i mean comet should probably be a pointed card lol
Cptasparagus: minsc & boo & comet &
Croc64: dog up
QuixoticScrivener: giant miniature space hamster from the top rope!
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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r10pez10: natasha beddingfield on a PPR when
noSmokeFire: random bullshit go dot dek
Juliamon: Cptasparagus & Ragavan
CrossXhunteR: is Wrenn and Six pointed? *was* W6 ever pointed?
Naolis: What do you mean this pile works
hypethos: @CrossXhunteR yeah it's currently 1 pt
hypethos: has been for a number of months
mouthweather: did Wheeler ever actually have a card signed by Natasha Bedingfield
raisins4life: Is Wheeler going to see Natasha Bedingfield in concert
LoadingReadyRun: @CrossXhunteR Wrenn is kinda pointy, yes
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mouthweather: he was talking about the VIP package or something
Knebson: Channel Cathodion go
Nickiatori: I thought you said she was going to be playing in the next PPR
Mr_Horrible:
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Ukon_Cairns: quick, plug the patreon
Cptasparagus: gofundme
Darleysam: when you said "playing at" I thought you meant MTG and I took it as a bit
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon wheres beej we need this shirt
JonHerzogArtist: trade in a few german duals?
LRRbot: Nurturing Peatland | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
definenull: Sign the planeswalker or the boo token?
Juliamon: Cptasparagus busy spinning up the Jobby shirts probably
ElektroTal: that reminds me that i need to find a white bordered Minsc from a mystery booster
mouthweather: it is pretty stupid funny to have someone see the card in play and be like "oh that's a weird artist signature"
LRRbot: Peat Bog | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {B}{B}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
thraximore:
Morrigan9: pete bog is drunk pete land
the_garfielf: pete bog
mouthweather: and be like naw dude that's nastah bedingfield
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
TheRatKings: Pete Bog, the larger pete ate the pete land
CaptainSpam: Pete Bog, the missing Beatle.
moseph_jedi: wheeler wasn't kidding, there's a lot of word association in the lrr chat
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
RIHTZ_: @LRRbot dreadhorde archanist would have Prowess in 2025
Izandai:
PantherTuer952: i love that the bot posts the scanned cards directly into chat
thraximore: no one knows
RIHTZ_: @PantherTuer952 sameee
MegaDosX: 69%
Sorator13: @PantherTuer952 It's genuinely impressive tech
moseph_jedi: 42.0
Grinnin_Gin: @RIHTZ_ thats basically what narset enlightened exile is
Mindfire13: 87%
dabudder: nelson accidentally making refrences to the 2012 presidential campaign
Izandai: @PantherTuer952 Paul is a techno-wizard.
RIHTZ_: @Grinnin_Gin true true
LRRbot: Shardless Agent [1GU] | Artifact Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Cascade
PantherTuer952: @sorator13 it is.
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Xerodin: yes
LoadingReadyRun: That is peak shardless behavior
LRRbot: Inevitable Betrayal | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{1}{U}{U} / Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
EmberNeo: Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
CrossXhunteR: free Fury seems quite good
thraximore: wow what a coincidence, I'm sure this deck wasn't built specifically to ensure that this kind of play pattern occurs as frequently as possible
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
Izandai: Is the Revitalizing Repast imprinted on the Chrome Mox?
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
the_garfielf: @Izandai yea
imperial_fps: i just realized nelly got the batman sleeves, those are sick
Izandai: Mmm
MegaDosX: About 4%
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
wifi12345678910: about 5%
wifi12345678910: idk
RIHTZ_: lfggg
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When this creature enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, this creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
thraximore: the gurgs!
JRandomHacker: You know what Wheeler's deck actually reminds me of? Cow Tech.
RIHTZ_: @LRRbot great card
JRandomHacker: It's a weird combo list full of purposefully-expensive cards that also manages to play a weirdly good midrange gameplan
spawnofhastur: may your cow tool chip and shatter
agrajag99: yet another sick gamechanging card I've never seen from the Clue set
Grinnin_Gin: so wheeler's entire deck folds to 3feri?
dabudder: benjamin 'im gonna go to com' wheeler
MegaDosX: I don't know if it folds but T3feri would slow him down considerably I suspect
TehAmelie: i feel Bogg is a kind of a wild card, if not a problem player
Jackomaning: Nelson with the Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land reference?
agrajag99: at least u can attack t3feri
RIHTZ_: LRR > SNL50, you heard it here
Ukon_Cairns: i guess channeling the turtle isnt casting anything for teferi to shut down, pick your battles i guess
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
seanmrwick: ooh live Highlander!
wifi12345678910: @RIHTZ_ Easily, only one of those is funny all the time
ElektroTal: menace
LRRbot: Colossal Skyturtle [4GGU] | Enchantment Creature — Turtle [6/5] | Flying, ward {2} / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
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Sorator13: big turts!!
seanmrwick: what are the points in this round?
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
agrajag99: the anti hellbent tech
agrajag99: spicy
LRRbot: Bituminous Blast [3BR] | Instant | Cascade / Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Stormcaller's Boon [2WU] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. / Cascade
LRRbot: Ardent Plea [1WU] | Enchantment | Exalted / Cascade
Cptasparagus: I thought Pete's Bog was named Elliot
seanmrwick: I love Wheeler's sleeves!
CrossXhunteR: is that Conflux?
LRRbot: Delayed Blast Fireball [1RR] | Instant | Delayed Blast Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If this spell was cast from exile, it deals 5 damage to each opponent and each creature they control instead. / Foretell {4}{R}{R}
agrajag99: I think it's shards
jwholla: cascade is fair and balanced
Nickiatori: The called shot
RIHTZ_: this deck is so funny
dabudder: this deck is so silly
MegaDosX: Cascade definitely a fair and balanced mechanic
the_garfielf: lol
Izandai: Funny stuff.
CrossXhunteR: glad to see Quintorius in this list
ghizmou: it's wheeler's turn for the foreseeable future
seanmrwick: were Wheeler's sleeves Dragonshield by any chance?
grumpenprole: a walk... through time itself
CrossXhunteR: @seanmrwick they are, on the LRR store
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dabudder: @seanmrwick they are, but you can also buy them at !store
dabudder: !store
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
OmegaPlatinum: Oh someone beat me to it
agentofsaruman69: correct me if i 'm wrong here but aren't wheeler's sleeves available at store dot loading ready run dot com
Nickiatori: Exalted is my favourite mechanic
LRRbot: Tibalt's Trickery [1R] | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.
agentofsaruman69: damn i type so slow
seanmrwick: @dabudder @dabudder snazzy!
seanmrwick: thanks @OmegaPlatinum !
Solo_Support:
seanmrwick: I have a box of "starry night" sleeves and the "Japanese tidal wave" dragonshield sleeves from my local game store
wifi12345678910: Control maybe? There's some stuff that turns off cascade
seanmrwick: perhaps I might get some of these sleeves for my own Canlander decks
agrajag99: tfw ur hay gets made twice
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
agrajag99: boromir wrecks cascade
LRRbot: Nurturing Peatland | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
HadesLeprechaun: no relation to Pete Bogg
Izandai: What did Pete ever do to you?
LoadingReadyRun: FYI: The sleeves Wheeler's is using (Jace & Vraska The Kiss) are Dragon Shield sheelves, but they are *only* available from the LRR store
TheAwkes: The new turn 1: start play with 1 extra land and a card in the bin.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
agrajag99: maybe boromir could show up in some dnt lists
Bugberry: @agrajag99 same with Drannith Magistrate.
CrossXhunteR: is wheeler running 10 surveil lands?
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun @LoadingReadyRun noted. I think they look great either way!
wifi12345678910: Vexing bauble?
CrossXhunteR: bauble
TehAmelie: Time Trundle
LRRbot: Shardless Agent [1GU] | Artifact Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Cascade
LRRbot: Tibalt's Trickery [1R] | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Good ol' Natural Reclamation
dabudder: and now we go all the way down
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
CrossXhunteR: wow, they made 8 mana Stock Up
agrajag99: I feel if tibalt actually did that he would trip over his own feet and fall on his face
TehAmelie: nearly Time Walk? so Timelike Walk?
couchboyj: Tibalt is definitely one to get high off his own supply
Nickiatori: multi format banned list member treasure cruise
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
the_garfielf: stock up is just a 3 mana preordain i dont get the hype :////
CrossXhunteR: !card Urza's Bauble
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Geological Appraiser [2RR] | Creature — Human Artificer [3/2] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, discover 3.
LRRbot: Delayed Blast Fireball [1RR] | Instant | Delayed Blast Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If this spell was cast from exile, it deals 5 damage to each opponent and each creature they control instead. / Foretell {4}{R}{R}
Sevinon: Apparently Wheeler's hand is good enough that sorcery Ancestral is the worst memeber
Nickiatori: better cascade
arbysgaming38: @the_garfielf it draws 2 cards
Isitmeorisitme1: has nelson simply tried cascading on every spell?
SubscribensteinsMonster: but what if stock up was actually a three mana fact or fiction?
theamc2000: cool lava axd
wilco96: is this deck the closest MTG has ever gotten to hearthstone?
Combusttion: the new friday nights into a can-lander stream, Im so spoiled
TehAmelie: Geological Appraiser: takes millions of years, but they're thorough
agrajag99: how much mana would you pay for sorcery speed fact or fiction
seanmrwick: @Combusttion it's a good segway
LRRbot: Colossal Skyturtle [4GGU] | Enchantment Creature — Turtle [6/5] | Flying, ward {2} / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
wifi12345678910: Banned in pioneer appraiser?
CrossXhunteR: this bonecrusher giant is exiled exiled, i thought
CrossXhunteR: since seek the beast is only a turn
agrajag99: why did I assume that you meant corpse appraiser
circusofkirkus: no counter
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
OmegaPlatinum:
What if Paul added the LRR sleeves to the card reader and whenever they popped up they gave a QR code to buy them at store.loadingreadyrun.com?
LRRbot: Death's Shadow [B] | Creature — Avatar [13/13] | This creature gets −X/−X, where X is your life total.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair they *love* to change up "until your next end step" and "until the end of your next turn" these days
circusofkirkus:
and there's the counter 
TehAmelie: the promised one!
LRRbot: Volcanic Torrent [4R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Volcanic Torrent deals X damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.
the_garfielf: lol
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
JonHerzogArtist: "Oh, forked bolt" to the same tone of "Oh, big stretch" to my cat
the_garfielf: ah cascade into minsc and boo
Izandai: Questing Druid is a 3/3 isn't it?
Sevinon: So uh, competitive
Frostwriter111: isn't questing druid a 3/3 because of the deaths shadow?
thatonefergie: questing should be 3/3 yeah
parrot6633: @Izandai should be, yeah
Nickiatori: pyroclasm and a planeswalker
flatluigi: the stomp was rolled back
stella_iswr: druid should be alive strimmers!
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
ryllo7: is the giant in adventure
Croc64: Druid gaming real
CrossXhunteR: @ryllo7 no
Grinnin_Gin: minsc and boo just -feels- like 3 spells by itself, its not actually though
LRRbot: Imoti, Celebrant of Bounty [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Snake Druid [3/1] | Cascade / Spells you cast with mana value 6 or greater have cascade.
thatonefergie: giant is on an adventure forever
MegaDosX: Oh boy
seanmrwick: I forgot Minsc and Boo is worth points according to the points list
Bugberry: @Grinnin_Gin most planeswalkers are basically several spells in a trench coat.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Nickiatori: yay white border!
LRRbot: Demonic Dread [1BR] | Sorcery | Cascade / Target creature can't block this turn.
Diabore: wheeler has other cheap spells right? its not all timewalks?
Sevinon: This deck is hilarious
CrossXhunteR: oh, there was a leyline binding in the list
LRRbot: Inevitable Betrayal | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{1}{U}{U} / Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
JRandomHacker: I realize the entire point of Wheeler's deck is that you can't _really_ whiff, but every time another cascade starts, I always think "maybe this time he whiffs?"
Nickiatori: thats like the third called shot from Nelly!
Solo_Support: FURY
agrajag99: *insert relevant firefly quote here*
Pharmacistjudge: evening y’all. how’s the games
CrossXhunteR: is pyrogoyf only on enter or also attack?
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler is showing us why cascade is not a fair mechanic
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
the_garfielf: lol
Sevinon: oh lord
the_garfielf: from the top rope
Nickiatori: oh dear
Croc64: Oh hes GAMING
dabudder: consider your broadside bombarded
Solo_Support: This deck is crazy
Frostwriter111: that cascade deck is sweet
seanmrwick: if anything I'm calling Wheeler's deck "5 color good stuff"
Pharmacistjudge: yeet a murktide
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Ukon_Cairns: wild red cards in nellys deck on wheelers side of the board
agrajag99: this episode of north 100 was great
CrossXhunteR: thank you too
Juliamon: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
thatonefergie: thank you for having us, it was great to be here
Robot_Bones: We'll go here ant then... We'll Be here!
Aceviru: BEN BEN pog
seanmrwick: Thank you for having us here, it's great to be here, even if we're taking a break
lamina5432: those were some interesting decks
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Juliamon: I swear !wheeler has more than one outcome, but it ALWAYS picks that one for some reason
Diabore: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
Dog_of_Myth: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Magic: The Gathering
Izandai: !adam
Naolis: !wheeler
dabudder: !wheeler
Izandai: !alex
Juliamon: seriously, what is your bias LRRbot
wifi12345678910: !wheeler
Izandai: !heather
KilrenKrae: !wheeler
dabudder: @Juliamon clearly, magic: the gathering
Juliamon: maybe I should combine it with !wheeleradvice
Naolis: We're overloading the bot with too many wheelers
Diabore: !wheeleradvice
LRRbot: Dodging is an integral part of Dark Souls.
Juliamon: which.. also exists
Naolis: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Thank you for having me, it's great to be here.
Juliamon: THERE SEE
Naolis: WE DID IT
Dog_of_Myth: The system works
Naolis: WE GOT THERE YALL
sands2024:
Solo_Support:
yayy
tehfewl: Hey, nice jacket!
r10pez10: highlander is so fun to watch
JRandomHacker: I was definitely expecting an: "_a_" after Ben opened his mouth
Juliamon: You're not pals with us, we've not even met
Izandai: Serge out here doing the lord's work of demolishing parasocial misconceptions.
Diabore: vehicles?
Diabore: oh hell yeah
Robot_Bones: Grixcard
Jadaris: Grixcard, please
CrossXhunteR: !Card Captain Howler, Sea Scourge
LRRbot: Captain Howler, Sea Scourge [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Shark Pirate [5/4] | Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each card discarded this way. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw a card.
Jadaris:
@robot_bones 
r10pez10: shaak
tehfewl: wooo
Diabore: caeldora?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do you put that many plus one +1/+1 counters? Plus one.
Diabore: i think?
Mindfire13: Karadora
Reldnahcire: puppy!
Diabore: karadora that was it
hypethos: !card district mascot
LRRbot: District Mascot [G] | Creature — Dog Mount [0/0] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact. / Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Saddle 1
kirbytronic: (If y'all don't remember what the button is currently 'I'm Feeling About a 7' according to the package from Card Kingdom I just opened moments ago)
Pywodwagon: Ben, I hope this goes better for you than our one game in chicago
enbycephalopod: remember to ask wheeler how many more plus one plus one plus one counters
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hd_dabnado: @Pywodwagon throwing some shade I see
ajymx5: oh huh no marketback walker?
BeolSae__:
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
LRRbot: Marauding Mako [R] | Creature — Shark Pirate [1/1] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. / Cycling {2}
TehAmelie: dang that's a good mana dork
Reldnahcire: 🦈
Izandai: mah-ko
DragonMZ: may-ko or mah-ko
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When this creature enters, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, return target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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QuixoticScrivener: Ben just sneaking free spells in
Diabore: good ol greeny whitey
TehAmelie: Cheatyface excepted
QuixoticScrivener: thanks Ben!
TehAmelie: you might think you'd find an arid mesa already in a badland
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LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
CrossXhunteR: the fire nation will be attacking later this year
Diabore: the new chrome mox
TehAmelie: everything changed when the fire nation attacked with black spells
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LRRbot: Veronica, Dissident Scribe [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Rogue [3/3] | Menace / Whenever Veronica attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards for the first time each turn, create a Junk token.
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
r10pez10: interesting line
Bacon_Trail: Ben should instead sneak in gunk tokens
Jadaris: a gunk token
Frostwriter111: doesn't make junk since only lands were discarded
Jadaris: ?
Nickiatori: Ben should be allowed to play the gunky runner
dabudder: @Frostwriter111 oh yeah
Pywodwagon: No Junk here for Ben
dabudder: uh. @ judge
LoadingReadyRun: Coming soon to Universes Beyond: Veronica, Archie's love interest
seanmrwick: snazzy jacket, Mr Ulmer! Wherever did you buy it?
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
r10pez10: "jehovah starts with an I!"
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun Also available as a secret lair
letsbelgo: You don't get a junk token ben, only lands where discarded
goggledguy: to cast predict of course
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Nickiatori: thot seas
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
couchboyj: There are no bottoms in my grandfather's deck!
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
seanmrwick: I keep forgetting that Bengineering's Jacket was a MagicCon Chicago exclusive
LRRbot: Zoyowa Lava-Tongue [BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warlock [2/2] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent of their choice. Zoyowa deals 3 damage to each opponent who didn't.
hypethos: no you didn't descend cause it didn't go to graveyard right?
hypethos: cause it's a token
MegaDosX: Land did
Krasis404: Descend doesn't work on tokens
CrossXhunteR: tokens go to graveyard, don't they
Frostwriter111: land, chat
MegaDosX: Ben discarded the Dragonskull Summit
circusofkirkus: discarded land = descend
GasCityGaming: @hypethos BNen discarded a land
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what’s descend?
hypethos: ah thanks
MegaDosX: Counts as descending
Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR Descend cares about Cards going to the Graveyard.
MegaDosX: Descending is if a permanent card goes into the graveyard from anywhere, I believe
Alex_Frostfire: Tokens go to the graveyard, but descend does require it to be a card. But the land counts.
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
Diabore: @MegaDosX correct, even if it doesnt remain there
MegaDosX: The card distinction is important because it means tokens don't count, but in this case Ben discarded a land so it still counts as descending
Bugberry: Descend is specifically about Permanent Cards.
r10pez10: me descending into madness
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
MegaDosX: !card bristly bill
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
LoadingReadyRun: Bristly Bill flavor text should just be "EACH?!"
MegaDosX: What the fuck it says each?
TehAmelie: "zoyowa" is just the sound you make when you get lava tongue from eating melted cheese too soon, isn't it?
Tenecstasy: why does it only cost 5 mana?
MegaDosX: I thought it was on one creature, no wonder that card's so expensive
r10pez10: cactuses OP
CrossXhunteR: yeah, ol Billiam is a rude dude
Tenecstasy: it doesnt even tap bill you can just keep doing that
TheAwkes: These new lands have really answered the question is surveil 1 worth 1 implicit mana (yes), and the question is scry 1 worth 1 implicit mana (no).
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I think it's the landfall trigger that is the reason it's expensive, the activated ability is just gravy.
goggledguy: there's also the land types to consider, awkes
CrossXhunteR: is Scythecat Cub still expensive?
MegaDosX: @Bugberry You're probably not wrong
Izandai: I've heard it's mah-ko.
Bugberry: Mah-ko, it's a Maori word.
Frostwriter111: the surveil lands are also fetchable
r10pez10: mocha
goggledguy: fetching one on someone's endstep to make your draw cleaner is a lot better than mainphase
Tenecstasy: i would've played temples if they were fetchable i think
Marvoleath: may-koh is the Americanized version, mah-koh is the original one, as it's a Maori word for "shark"
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
CrossXhunteR: !card gitaxian probe
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Izandai: Did you draw a card off the Git Probe?
CrossXhunteR: did ben draw for the probe?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Bugberry: pronouncing Mako as May-ko is like pronouncing Ryu as Rye-you.
agrajag99: oh no, I have bad news about how I pronounce those words
Izandai: It's never too late to start being correct.
dabudder: not hitting the aspirant there is concerning
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
agrajag99: see my trick is, I just don't say words that I pronounce wrong
Robot_Bones: "Looks like you're trying to accelerate, would you like some help?"
CrossXhunteR: glutes out the wazoo
r10pez10: start your engines
Tenecstasy: beep
TheAwkes: @goggledguy They get played over temples in fetchless and low-fetch formats too. The types are gravy, but without them they're still worth it.
Bugberry: The Mako discussion along with Avatar incoming reminds me how Mako in Legend of Korra is how pronounced the correct way too.
r10pez10: help how do i reduce speed
GasCityGaming: @CrossXhunteR that IS where they come out of
LRRbot: Anje's Ravager [2R] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [3/3] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Whenever this creature attacks, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Madness {1}{R}
agrajag99: the graveyard is just so much more useful than the bottom of library
TehAmelie: accelerate? but this isn't Aetherdrift
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
goggledguy: @TheAwkes neat, I didn't know that
citizen_pain: Voice, Zendikar of Nissa
Nickiatori: Nissa is like I have arrived here have a flower!
agrajag99: this was the card wotc forgot to put in a commander deck
hypethos: !card anger
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
CrossXhunteR: @Bugberry isnt that because the character was named after the deceased voice actor from the first series? would be a bit weird to mess that one up
r10pez10: angry baby in the graveyard alert
LoadingReadyRun: Nissa: Zendikar says "nope"
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
TehAmelie: Vicar, Nissoice of Zen
jtheklapo: @agrajag99 Oh yeah, didn't they put an extra tapland instead
CrossXhunteR: i was wondering if ivora was in this list. she's a neat J25 card
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @jtheklapo it was the filter, but yeah
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR that was definitely part of it, but I don't recall if the rest of the series has names that are mispronounced.
agrajag99: it's cool how the stream delay makes the cardbot put the cards in the chat before they get scanned
r10pez10: hola, plant
Tenecstasy: every time i fetch a surveil land i feel bad if i dont bin the card
agrajag99: everyone loves an 0/1 plant
gsyhiap:
agrajag99: carries a plus counter well
LoadingReadyRun:
@agrajag99 we put a delay on lrrbot to try to minimize that, but everyone's stream delay is a little different 
MegaDosX: Paul why can't you fix internet latency
agrajag99: it's almost like the magic of radio signals bouncing off sattelites in space affects things
Nickiatori: so many lions
dabudder: @MegaDosX we've seen that timeline, it doesnt go well
letsbelgo: today is the first day I my delay has been enough for lrr bot to look like a precog
MegaDosX: @dabudder Can't be any worse than this one
Izandai: @MegaDosX He did once. Almost destroyed the universe.
LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
Nickiatori: oh woah!
r10pez10: kiora and sharks!
Nickiatori: the greatest thief in the multiverse!
Juliamon: Dack, Doomed to the Graveyard Again
r10pez10: superfriends
agrajag99: why do I feel like paul fixing stream delay is something that happened on on of the LRR sketch shows
dabudder:
@Juliamon at least it wasnt offscreen this time
wifi12345678910: more like greatest thief in the afterlife
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
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Nickiatori: who is the new greatest thief in the multiverse since dack died?
Cptasparagus: @Nickiatori Tinybones
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
LoadingReadyRun: (A)Nother Goyf
agrajag99: 1 more vote for Tinybones
MegaDosX: That's a hasty Goyf
agrajag99: who put a jund in my grixis
MegaDosX: Which 1/1?
MegaDosX:
Serge that's a 5/6 
Nickiatori: I suppose Kiora stole the weapon of a god so she has my vote for the greatest thief in the multiverse
Izandai: That is indeed the normal way of representing counters.
Alex_Frostfire: Bigger than before.
TehAmelie: he can still be the greatest until someone tops his score
MegaDosX: I kinda love Ben's deck
MegaDosX: This is my kind of Grixis nonsense
Izandai: Rule 104.3a
CrossXhunteR: !card wonder
LRRbot: Wonder [3U] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Flying / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
CrossXhunteR: o
r10pez10: wonder rules
Tenecstasy: i have like 6 copies of wonder lying around
MegaDosX: You should include Filth to complete the trifecta
agrajag99: I feel like you don't need to be a good thief to steal from a god things like that just happen in a plane where reality is ruled by whoever's story is the coolest
QuixoticScrivener: is there a black one?
LoadingReadyRun: How dare Serge try to be cute!
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anhakha: Wonder + Anger = Flample for all!
MegaDosX: !card filth
LRRbot: Filth [3B] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Swampwalk / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Swamp, creatures you control have swampwalk.
r10pez10: filth is what, swampwalk?
anhakha: Wait, no. Flaste.
dabudder: @r10pez10 me when im talking to aliens and theyre asking to tell them my favourite emotions
Nickiatori: hey Chat do we know if Thassa died during the Phyrexian invasion?
QuixoticScrivener: ahh, thanks
Izandai:
@Dog_of_Myth Thank you! 
r10pez10: and then green is brawn and i dunno what the white one is
r10pez10: glory maybe
MegaDosX: @Nickiatori We think so, but nothing has been confirmed yet
agrajag99: thassa is fine
Dog_of_Myth:
parrot6633: it's not attacking, n
MegaDosX: !card kiora the rising tide
LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
parrot6633: no*
LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
BrowneePointz: flavor text from cards implied the 5 mono color gods are dead
agrajag99: never mind, I assumed you meant kiora, the real sea god
LithelyUnshod: @r10pez10 Valor. Vigilance IIRC
wifi12345678910: Did heliod survive being compleated?
BrowneePointz: and a huge swath of the dual color ones
BrowneePointz: Kaya killed Helios
r10pez10: LithelyUnshod thanks, i don't think i've ever come across it
MegaDosX: @wifi12345678910 Heliod was the only monocolour god killed on-screen in the MOM story
BrowneePointz: Heliod*
MegaDosX: The rest is implied from art and flavour text
CrossXhunteR: the 8/8 is legendary, so it at least gets stuffed by karakas, if you for some reason weren't able to deal with the kiora
MegaDosX: But we haven't seen Theros since the invasion so we don't know yet
Tenecstasy: i thought one of the mono color gods survived
dabudder: consider me shocked, serge
Tenecstasy: wait no im thinking hazoret from WAR
gsyhiap: Nice poker face there Serge
MegaDosX: You OK there Ben?
JRandomHacker: Serge "completely unreadable" Yeager
Izandai:
agrajag99: theros gods are kinda slippery lore-wise
TheAwkes: Slightly different reactions to the opening 7.
thraximore:
gsyhiap:
r10pez10: body language
r10pez10: lmao
MegaDosX: Oh absolutely not
wifi12345678910: Don't keep one landers
MegaDosX: Ben no
Juliamon: a
thraximore: he's right
Izandai: Absolutely not.
MegaDosX: Oh send that back
CrossXhunteR: any triomes?
dabudder: god that hand is so hot
gsyhiap: We hear the other room, but thanks Serge for the repeat
dabudder: i wouldve kept
Izandai: Never look.
r10pez10: that's spicy though
wifi12345678910: don't look eithee
Marvoleath:
we clearly need untapped trilands 
r10pez10: yes, wheeler is the smartest man alive
jimbosliczor91: Wheeler’s response made me think of ‘If You’re Happy and You Know It’!
Alex_Frostfire: Could hear the shout, but the repeat was clearer.
thraximore: @r10pez10 ehhhhhhhhhhhh
anhakha: Tell Wheeler he IS allowed in the room...
thraximore: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BrowneePointz: the Ephara’s removal spell shows her killing Phyrexian Erebos, and the flavor text on Ephara on Invasion backside implies all 5 mono died and Ephara is one of the last period
fizzymtg: Hi, i just finish sleeving my first canlander deck, now it's tine to find a place to play. But now i am gonna watch you play
gsyhiap:
Wheeler is correct in this singular instance
TehAmelie: p-i-e-r-c-e
r10pez10: !wheeler
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anhakha: Thank you Wheeler, it's great to hear you.
BrowneePointz: and Klothys and Kruphix are NOT shaped by mortal belief so they are probably okay
thraximore: fantastic command
cypherx6508: Hello
Tenecstasy: id've kept if it was burning inquiry instead of careful study
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wifi12345678910: !wheeler
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tice_the_betrayer: Canadian highlander? Do they say sorry a lot during gameplay?
Tenecstasy: serge does
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
CrossXhunteR: @tice_the_betrayer no, but they do say decal weird
anhakha: Human monk. A hunk.
gsyhiap: Human M-elf.
TehAmelie: a nelf, or nearly elf
LRRbot: Stalactite Stalker [B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Tenecstasy: i prefer honk
r10pez10: a mooman
agrajag99: usually both players are shuffling at the same time
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Duelist [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Vigilance / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
anhakha: A mooman is a minotaur.
MegaDosX: Love this card
LoadingReadyRun:
@CrossXhunteR apparently we also say "mako" wrong
CrossXhunteR: i know this card, from sub-optimal Standard decks
gsyhiap:
baskwalla: Love my Vigil-Auntie
r10pez10: me when i get too close to a locomotive
PupSnap: so cool
thraximore: ha
agrajag99: sometimes the bolt was the friends we made along the way
Tenecstasy: tarfire?
MegaDosX: tfw a 1/1 with menace puts you in the tank
CrossXhunteR: don't do it serge. think of what that pilgrim could live for. avacyn, probably.
theamc2000: does Ben’s sleeves make his cards white border?
A_Dub888: Goblightning bolt
MegaDosX: On turn 2
SnowBuddy18: the stalactite is for spearing your elf
LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Tenecstasy: hate this card
agrajag99: menace is so underrated tbh, evasion that makes your opponents make choices is so good
LRRbot: Luminarch Aspirant [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Grinnin_Gin: Ben channeling his inner toxic businessman with FOMO
MegaDosX: Six total mana value
MegaDosX: So it could just be one card
MegaDosX: Though probably not in this deck
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Tenecstasy: hate this card too
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Robot_Bones: Ben, seek the pale blood token
agrajag99: luminarch is really bringing me back to newish zendy standard
dabudder:
@MegaDosX Troll of kaza-dum: 
MegaDosX: @dabudder Is Ben running it in this deck?
dabudder: probably? idk it seems like a good include
dasdardly: this is a very cool phyrexian arena that serge has assembled
MegaDosX: Given how he said his curve is super low it wouldn't shock me if he isn't, but it would also be a good inclusion in a deck like this
Ukon_Cairns: there was a forked bolt too, but yeh, not the lightning bolt
Natedogg2: This is a Chain Lightning meta.
LRRbot: Marauding Mako [R] | Creature — Shark Pirate [1/1] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When this creature enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
agrajag99: phyrexian arena mixed with urabrask's forge
QuixoticScrivener: talk to your doctor if you are experiencing galvanic discharge
LRRbot: Faithful Watchdog [GW] | Creature — Dog [0/0] | Vigilance / This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Robot_Bones: Endurance has that dog in him
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
agrajag99: wow two games in a row on anger in yard
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
groulux: Alright! Hello everyone! Happy to habg out watch magic and paint some Shatterpoint miniatures.
LRRbot: Hardened Scales [G] | Enchantment | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
LRRbot: Conclave Mentor [GW] | Creature — Centaur Cleric [2/2] | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.
Pharmacistjudge: it's just the words on the cards
MegaDosX: Yike
r10pez10: ca-caw
dabudder: hardened evidence puts +1/+1 counters and gives you a clue
gsyhiap: Reading? We do that. Sometimes.
QuixoticScrivener: Does Ben(gineering) have a Moxfield?
agrajag99: hard hitting scales
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, Yes
Izandai: It does.
MegaDosX: Think so
Pywodwagon: yes
ztghostie: yes
kumatsu: yes
r10pez10: yeah it does the cool thing
Pywodwagon: did serge just call hardened scales a commander card
Bugberry: hardened scales saw Modern play I thought? not just Commander.
Natedogg2: Yes, entering with counter counts as putting counters on it, so the Scales will apply.
agrajag99: scales is in pioneer too
Veshnikard: Modern scales discord in shambles
MegaDosX: And he calls himself a judge, smh
Tenecstasy: yeah hardened scales is still tier 2 i think
Robot_Bones: Use Celtic Guardian Ben
r10pez10: it's a card that sees a lot of play in commander
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Tenecstasy: so does basic forest
Izandai: It's also seen a lot of play in real formats, like Standard and Modern.
r10pez10: it's obviously not a dig, come on
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Um?
MegaDosX: Oh
r10pez10: oh
r10pez10: hahaha
r10pez10: that's so sick
MegaDosX: +1/+1 counters so cool
pn55:
Rough luck on the lands 
agrajag99: now that's a lightning bolt
TehAmelie: the +1/+1/+1 worked out
lamina5432: who expects the 2 mana 6/6 walking balista
r10pez10: that walker was ballistic
Tenecstasy: 2 mana hexskellion
dabudder: paul?
wifi12345678910: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
Sorator13: Boat?!
DragonMZ: They just pick up a random player from YJ
theamc2000: Could it be Paul?
TehAmelie: i often wish i wasn't a box too
A_Dub888: I’m gonna guess the next game will feature AN Ben
Tenecstasy: robin sorensen
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #7028: "There's a boat hiding in every tree." —Serge [2020-06-30]
r10pez10: two + table friend
kaboomjr26: !advice
LRRbot: Don't piss off the kitchen staff.
Aceviru: ^
kaboomjr26: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #8591: "I'm unzipping the frog!!" —Cori [2023-07-17]
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Well, You died.
kaboomjr26: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Everyone has the right to take a bite out of their special treat!
Tenecstasy: poor frog
TehAmelie: it was just winzipped
kaboomjr26: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #8858: "I would poke a frog in the butt." —Cori [2023-12-04]
kaboomjr26: !findquote backwards
LRRbot: Quote #7264: "I WILL CLEAR GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE AIRLOCK." —Graham [2020-10-07]
Izandai: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #8940: "Shirtless in July, sailors delight!" —Wheeler [2024-03-08]
Solo_Support:
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
Melfina__:
TehAmelie: the Bens are cascading!
thraximore:
BrowneePointz: So Since Serge and Wheeler are Magic Olds(tm) and it's from around when Ben started playing, any of you 3 hyped for Tarkir 2: Dragonstorm Boogaloo?
r10pez10: jesus
Mr_Horrible: "People play this game for money" - Adam Savidan
MegaDosX: Good lord that's a hell of a Maelstrom Wanderer resolution
Nickiatori: what were the odds?
A_Dub888: also Serge spends every other Wednesday losi- I mean, PLAYING vs Benny Wheels on the YouTube channel LRRMTG
CrossXhunteR: both bens on matched sleeves
ooogydog: sleeves are awesome
agrajag99: at least he wins the die roll sometimes
Izandai: Wheeler please, not onstream.
Nickiatori: the sleeves mirror match
r10pez10: !store
LRRbot: Saprazzan Skerry | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {U}{U}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
CrossXhunteR: oh, this is like ol Peat
LRRbot: Scrounging Skyray [1U] | Creature — Fish Pirate [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. / Cycling {2}
MegaDosX: I have the green one in my Titania EDH deck
r10pez10: i like the depletion lands in commander even though i probably shouldn't
BrowneePointz: Majestic Sky Flapflap
agrajag99: every sol land is a good land when you want to cascade on turn 4
Mr_Horrible: famous actor Kelp Head
LRRbot: Hickory Woodlot | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {G}{G}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
Transmuted_Elf: i used to play with the red deplation land alot
MegaDosX: Oh there it is
Aceviru: Haha
MegaDosX: Wheeler kept a funny hand it looks like
r10pez10: two
r10pez10: decadent
Tenecstasy: this is so sick
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for the Sandstone Needle
thraximore:
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Tenecstasy: city of traitors next land?
dabudder: wheeler has the psychic powers tonight
agrajag99: tfw u can't cascade into lands, fix it wotc
LoadingReadyRun:
btw, Monday night is when YJ runs Canlander
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
thraximore: that was 2?
nic_nax96: That is a pricey bog peter has
kumatsu:
but YJ closed
MegaDosX: f r o g
Nickiatori: Nelly had like 3 called shots on the cascades too so there is a lot of psychic powers tonight
r10pez10: but video documentary friday nights taught me yellowjacket closed
CrossXhunteR: froggy, where are you
agrajag99: at least in universes where YJ is open
thraximore: oh nvm
Mr_Horrible: the Chuck Lukacs(sp?) frog
MegaDosX: This coming from you Serge?
thraximore: 4%
kumatsu: Chuck Lukacs does good work, yo
Solo_Support: 2+2=5 I think
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LRRbot: Deny Reality [3UB] | Sorcery | Cascade / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
supriseshurikenn: HEY I KNOW 2+2 IS 21
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look.
LRRbot: New quote #9267: "Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look." —Serge [2025-02-28]
Nickiatori: somewhere between 1-100%
MegaDosX: The cascade happens first
gsyhiap: any%
Derekwillis: We as chat are just here to sit quiet and look pretty, and I can do neither.
Robot_Bones: Snap back to reality? no snap back to hand
BrowneePointz: Alara Draft All Star Deny Reality!?
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
MegaDosX: OH GOD
thraximore: oh bummer
Tenecstasy: WOOOO
spawnofhastur: no one else can feel it for you
MegaDosX: Five mana bounce spell and also a cracked planeswalker
hd_dabnado: did you know that no one else can feel it for you?
frank_the_great: Did you know that Minsc & Boo can be your commander?
TherapyforNarwhals: Wheeler what is that token? Amazing
Mr_Horrible: famous girlfailure: Boo
agrajag99: no one else can feel the rain on your lips
wifi12345678910: It's always been called gaslight, Serge
thraximore: why is it **three** counters
r10pez10: gaslight is a messed up movie
Nickiatori: is that wheelers commander?
GasCityGaming: help i don't get the "rain on your skin" reference, i know the song, but not why
Robot_Bones: skip to mmy boo
Tenecstasy: let minsc and boo resolve and force the deny reality would've been sick
r10pez10: GasCityGaming Unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield is a bit of a meme within Wheeler's community
Marvoleath:
an Angel token, made by Minsc 
GasCityGaming: @r10pez10 gotcha, thank you!
r10pez10: i don't know if there's any more specific reason why
agrajag99: staring at the blank page before you
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
MadWolf1290: open up the dirty windwo
r10pez10: did it?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Leyline Binding [5W] | Enchantment | Flash / Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Stormcaller's Boon [2WU] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. / Cascade
r10pez10: what is that hand
agrajag99: if it's gold it cascades
thraximore: boon, surely
BrowneePointz: Wheeler's deck is making me miss Alara so much
MegaDosX: It could be a boat
wifi12345678910: It's always gonna be something
thraximore: it's never nothing
MegaDosX: Wheeler this is vile, I love it
r10pez10: time walk, or bribery*, or rhinos
agrajag99: gotta take binding
wifi12345678910: the worst it could be is Tibalt's trickery
BrowneePointz: god I hope we return to Alara sometime in the next 3 years
circusofkirkus: worst case boon is a 2 rhinos
thraximore: it's built to always hit
agrajag99: two rhinos with flample
dabudder: any booners in chat?
gsyhiap: The luckiest genius alive
dabudder: anybody up boonin?
wifi12345678910: @circusofkirkus could be a trickery into crab, turtle or racoon
r10pez10: i'm up *in* the boonies
admiral_sky_: wait when did they say that?
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
JonHerzogArtist: When?
Pywodwagon: uhhhhh ben
Pywodwagon: no they haven;t
admiral_sky_: uh oh
agrajag99: u heard it here
Tenecstasy: maybe thinking of lorwyn?
Juliamon: chat be cool
wifi12345678910: We're going to Lorwyn
thraximore:
dabudder: @Tenecstasy thats what I'd have to imagine
WiJohn: Returning to Alara for the set where everyone goes to the beach!
anhakha: I love these lands in my budget Atraxa deck xD
TherapyforNarwhals: He definetly knows something, but let's say it's an accident lmao
r10pez10: gaslighting? on a stream?
CrossXhunteR: we're going back to dominaria
Izandai: Brownee said "in the next three years"
Bugberry: Next 3 years though?
Izandai: So
Vandristine: I mean there were shards from ff16 so Final Fantasy set maybe counts
dabudder: or he might have been thinking of arcavios
Solo_Support:
Return to Alara comes out tomorrow! 
JonHerzogArtist: 60%? That's how many lands he has
Vandristine: oh and ff14 shards so the commander deck counts really
niccus: yeah but we have two bens here, so you have a 120% hit rate
agrajag99: weren't there kinda shards in fuh fix ihv as well
Tenecstasy: can you believe it guys, return to alara is just a week away
kumatsu: imagine Wheeler reading chat
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: @niccus cue steiner math promo
dabudder: @niccus what happens if you add somoa serge
r10pez10: imagine chat believing Wheeler
MegaDosX: @dabudder The chance of returning to Alara drastic goes down
theamc2000: Egg Cream
spawnofhastur: hi, it's me
thecrownjules_: make up a twink to get mad at ben
thraximore: making up a guy
Solo_Support: oh the misery
frank_the_great: Simply only read my messages
Alex_Frostfire: Valid, tbh.
Aceviru: Even if they said we return in the next 3 years, I'm sure Universes Beyond will delay that
Mr_Horrible: thrill as a Canadian makes up a guy to get mad at
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
A_Dub888: Wheeler? Reading CHAT? In THIS economy?
Derekwillis: Okay, who in chat is pulling the aggro?
Transmuted_Elf: oooh who gets to be enemies with wheeler?
spawnofhastur: there's a reason we pointed that card down south
Vandristine: the homunculus of chat that Wheeler keeps locked up in a tiny cage and pokes with a stick to predict magic cards
r10pez10: was alara the one where they found out the collecter number 1 card was gold and everyone lost their shit
goosevonkaiser: can i submit a resume to be wheeler's chat enemy? i could use a steadier job
Bugberry: @spawnofhastur what's the reason?
r10pez10: *collector number
BrowneePointz: wait did I get memed on while I was restarting my computer?
WalrusOntheCourt: I deny the reality of chat and make up my own nemesis. I shall call him, "The Bens"
Tenecstasy: i have a berserkers glove equipped so i think i have aggro
BrowneePointz: @r10pez10 yes Alara Reborn was all gold
thraximore: neat art
spawnofhastur: @Bugberry it tends to win the game when it resolves, mostly
A_Dub888: @browneepointz you’re all gold
Mr_Horrible: Oci Oci Fight Club
agrajag99: I love me a big eyeball
BrowneePointz: @A_Dub888 please I'm a rusty random piece of sheet metal at best
thraximore: ooooh
r10pez10: The Secret told me to do it
WalrusOntheCourt: Ouch
A_Dub888: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
anhakha: Remember me foo, it was b a karakas.
A_Dub888: ruh Roh
MegaDosX:
What I'm curious about is if Wheeler is also running Apex Devastator in this deck, because that would be hilarious
Tenecstasy: is that a ring?
Tenecstasy: it is
MacabreAurora: !decklist
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Mr_Horrible:
frog and fish doing this: 
couchboyj: Don't kink shame the fish
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
r10pez10: i forgot about full art bolt
agrajag99: wow is this the first bolt of the night
kynelwynn: If you slow downhe tape you can see the part where his heart breaks in half
r10pez10: call paul
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When this creature enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, this creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
r10pez10: actual bolt
agrajag99: god this card seems so good
theamc2000: Carnage Typewriter
Pharmacistjudge: so, this particular blood smear means "this resturant has bad bread sticks"
spawnofhastur: i would advise not putting anything in the pizzle
A_Dub888: Paul, you’re pretty
Mr_Horrible: no one told this devil that blood splatter (spatter?) analysis is a debunked field
MegaDosX: At least 4%
AttackCowboy: It's a John Cena hand
JonHerzogArtist: He's mewing
agrajag99: "officer, this is ketchup"
r10pez10: thinking emoji
hd_dabnado: he frequents the Temple of M'lady
Mazrae: i see it as licking his fingers
wifi12345678910: Isn't that the hmm emoji?
QuixoticScrivener: is he not licking the blood?
Xerodin: gotta go for the fireball
CrossXhunteR: is that like a Clue C
r10pez10: it's C for common
agrajag99: it's short for cluedo
Bugberry: It's at least clear and difficult to misinterpret.
MegaDosX: Oh no the PTSD
Mr_Horrible: it's a C for "c'mon man"
Diabore: ben has got the fear
WalrusOntheCourt: Twitch twitch...
thraximore: no shot, not in this list
Ukon_Cairns: settle would be a rough cascade
kynelwynn: Ben there has Arena beta flashbacks
LoadingReadyRun: Blood splatter analysis works pretty well *if you're the one that splattered the blood*
Bugberry: It's also using the Clue game's font.
r10pez10: !card inkshield
LRRbot: Inkshield [3WB] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
spawnofhastur: Winds of Abandon is my personal favourite
dabudder: damnit wheeler beat me to it
agrajag99: I smell another lightning bolt
LRRbot: Leyline Binding [5W] | Enchantment | Flash / Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun okay fair but I feel like that's a bit of a stacked deck
CrossXhunteR: oh no, my Domain fears follow me here too
Bugberry: What would be a better alternative set symbol for the Clue crossover?
MegaDosX: !card winds of abandon
LRRbot: Winds of Abandon [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you don't control. For each creature exiled this way, its controller searches their library for a basic land card. Those players put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Overload {4}{W}{W}
WalrusOntheCourt: Whew!
Tenecstasy: love winds of abandon
groulux: He can Bleed!
Tenecstasy: id pay 2 mana for p2e any day
LoadingReadyRun: @Bugberry magnifying glass?
thraximore: took the boon, that's what lost him the game
Pywodwagon: so far my notes on Bens deck is good into cascade, bad into a turn 1 caves of chaos adventurer
MegaDosX: It's why I like them in Titania EDH
Pywodwagon: what wheeler said
RayFK: Minh did it to ME
MegaDosX: !card caves of chaos adventurer
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
CrossXhunteR: !store
CrossXhunteR: ask for it by name
kynelwynn: louding
MegaDosX: Oh god what the fuck
A_Dub888: @rayfk and who’s fault is that?
Diabore: specifically those sleeves? the ones your playing with now?
MegaDosX: That on T1
agrajag99: tfw a draft commander set produces the most heinous thing to see on t1
QuixoticScrivener: somewhere Beej just sneezed
Izandai: ~Down to the beach I'm strollin'~
Tenecstasy: its so easy to play white plume on turn 1
RayFK: Not mine a_dub. We started the game and Minh just 4-drops me on a mull to 5 turn 1
r10pez10: it's a weight thing
agrajag99: the seagulls bite your knees
CrossXhunteR: any idiot bird?
thraximore: gnarly
r10pez10: evil
hd_dabnado: love me a stifle
TherapyforNarwhals: Did you win Serge? lol
MegaDosX: T2 Time Walk holy shit
Mr_Horrible: just putting a hand over the screaming nemesis's mouth
LRRbot: Ardent Plea [1WU] | Enchantment | Exalted / Cascade
r10pez10: wait judge he didn't cascade into it
Izandai: Love the 0 mana Explore.
agrajag99: stifle is so nice I'd even pay 2 mana for it
HadesLeprechaun: just a 2 mana blue ramp spell
CrossXhunteR: those suspend cards
circusofkirkus: rhinos and bribery
jupitermagic9: wait what does time walk do?
SirRixy: didn't cascade into time walk game loss
CrossXhunteR: does Ben Ulmer have Fury in the deck, by chance?
grodzillaaa: looking at a copy of explore on my desk rn
agrajag99: !card time walk
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Stormgod519: I made it back!
Stormgod519: lol
kynelwynn: content claimed off that SMB2 theme
Stormgod519: come back to a Tibalt's Trickery...
LRRbot: Tibalt's Trickery [1R] | Instant | Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.
thraximore: tight plays, all
theamc2000: ardent plea is cool though
Stormgod519: this is red's counterspell x combo card...
Diabore: it was a fun meme then it was banned because it sucks
LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard this card: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Stormgod519: incoming big boi!
agrajag99: yeah this card changed the game of magic
Sorator13: OH
circusofkirkus: what
JonHerzogArtist: That'll do it
Stormgod519: beeg booooy!
thraximore: hahahaha
r10pez10: i mean
RangerAlpha7: GET CASCADED
Stormgod519: is this turn 2 r 3?
JonHerzogArtist: That's a clock and a half
Stormgod519: lol, tibalt's trickery doing it's thing
Diabore: @Stormgod519 time walk so 3
Icejet99: did wheeler mill the cards?
r10pez10: yes
circusofkirkus: to mimic a fraction of reanimator's power
hypethos: @Icejet99 yes
Mr_Horrible: world's goofiest entomb->exhume
Icejet99: thanks
Stormgod519: @Diabore ah, turn 2.5
Bugberry: You can technically turn 2 this out in Limited as well, if you're lucky.
Stormgod519: verges are so cool
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
Stormgod519: oh hell yeah
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
UnknownFriday: I said it earlier, I'll say it again: This deck is dumb. It's entirely my kind of deck. I love it.
Naolis: We love turn 2 in *checks notes* HIGHLANDER?
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: Imoti???
Stormgod519: that's wild
circusofkirkus: and draw off probe
Diabore: can we get the middle card on the reader?
CrossXhunteR: draw for probe
Mr_Horrible: not true, Wheeler, he now knows what Cathari Remnant is
Stormgod519: that's pretty good
Stormgod519: @circusofkirkus he did
SirRixy: draw for probe
LRRbot: Kathari Remnant [2UB] | Creature — Bird Skeleton [0/1] | Flying / {B}: Regenerate this creature. / Cascade
SirRixy: or am i blind
circusofkirkus: @Stormgod519 that was connive
Frostwriter111: does ben have a mountain?
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
Hinnybin: does ulmer actually have a mountain for anger?
MegaDosX: Ben has no mountains
SirRixy: no mountain ?
Stormgod519: ah I was wrong lol
Tenecstasy: ben has no mountain
agrajag99: kathari blocks ledger shredder nicely
MegaDosX: !card anger
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
Stormgod519: lol
Solo_Support:
AtomicAlchemical: Two Rhinos? For No Mana Down?!
A_Dub888: that’s just hard science
Stormgod519: Ben just being the red player
Diabore: !card anger
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
marxmarksman: I love how Wheeler has all the tokens he needs for his deck.
HadesLeprechaun: yeah I'm pretty sure that's what Anger says
Diabore: oh, so it does need a mountain
TherapyforNarwhals: @marxmarksman Right imagine? lol
Stormgod519: is Wheeler just on all the cascade nonsense?
Stormgod519: i love it
Stormgod519: this deck looks so good
MegaDosX: This deck is bananas
Stormgod519: its like 50% of what's banned in modern lol
spawnofhastur: "alright i slam a t3feri."
Stormgod519: Wheeler, Imma brew this canlander deck now
MegaDosX: T3feri and Rule of Law effects would slow him down
A_Dub888: Drannith Magistrate
agrajag99: boromir
marxmarksman: @TherapyforNarwhals Infinitokens are good but fully decked out is a flex.
Stormgod519: magistrate is good
Diabore: !card voice of one
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Stormgod519: Trinisphere, classic
goosevonkaiser: Anger [3R] creature - incarnation [2/2] Haste / If this baby is in your baby bin it babies all creatures baby style
parrot6633: boromir, archon of emeria, censor, ethersworn canonist, thalia
parrot6633: all bad lol
HadesLeprechaun: Is Gaddock Teeg Canlander playable?
MegaDosX: I believe Wheeler would be able to fight through it but they'd slow him down considerably
CrossXhunteR: Big Score cards can be mildly expensive
Tenecstasy: vexing bauble
Vandristine: Voice of One is a cool card name if it existed
Bugberry: I just realized, are there any Warhammer cards in the Cascade deck? I've just seen a lot of Alara and Doctor Who cards.
Stormgod519: I need a Harvester of Misery, but like in real life
A_Dub888:
does wheeler know what teeg does?
SirRixy: us wheeler deck the only deck that dranith magistrate can be played against in canlander ?
SirRixy: is
Robot_Bones: Modern Horizons
Stormgod519: oh no...
Stormgod519: sorry, since I was late, do we know their points?
SirRixy: oh i see it
CrossXhunteR: !decks
agrajag99: wheeler has minsc and boo
LRRbot: Marauding Mako [R] | Creature — Shark Pirate [1/1] | Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. / Cycling {2}
Stormgod519: I LOVE THIS SHARK!
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Stormgod519: lol, that's ominous
wifi12345678910: tiem walk, cruise, dig
r10pez10: that's what frodo said
Tenecstasy: minsc and boo, treasure cruise, ancient tomb, time walk, something else
Tenecstasy: probably dig yeah
Stormgod519: @wifi12345678910 sweet
Stormgod519: @Tenecstasy thank you!
thraximore: throw it in the sewers
agrajag99: wheeler did trickery into dig
HadesLeprechaun: Mount Doom is literally a magic card
r10pez10: i think the eagles broke up
kumatsu: just throw it in a trash pile
A_Dub888: to be fair, airplanes don’t exist in Middle Earth
DeM0nFiRe: If it were me I would simply not be tempted by the evil object that tempts everyone
Bugberry: !card mount doom
LRRbot: Mount Doom | Legendary Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.
spawnofhastur: @DeM0nFiRe oh dope good to see you tom bombadil, how's goldberry?
Stormgod519:
r10pez10: fuck
Stormgod519: lol
thraximore: ohhh it literally has a way to sac the ring
DeM0nFiRe:
@spawnofhastur
Stormgod519: i dont have Serge's mod love emote anymore, oops
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
Pywodwagon: Mods, ban Ben for eaglesplaining
agrajag99: Journey of the Sorceror is my favorite Eagles song
Stormgod519: @r10pez10 youre fine. you do good work
CrossXhunteR: can't wait for the surveil triomes in Tarkir Dragonstorm
wifi12345678910: "I hate the eagles"- some guy
LRRbot: Sandstone Needle | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {R}{R}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
A_Dub888: @pywodwagon which Ben?
r10pez10: gonna call her the natasha beddingfield
Izandai: Christ
goosevonkaiser: is hotel california a song about the film dunston checks in?
Marvoleath:
@Stormgod519 here, you can borrow mine 
CrossXhunteR: not the full set of channel lands? sad.
AttackCowboy: How's the Wasteland matchup Wheeler?
theamc2000: how many lands is that?
parrot6633: truly, the ideal manabase
Izandai:
Izandai:
Stormgod519: Oh yeah!
AttackCowboy: Justice
SirRixy: @AttackCowboy talk about timing
spawnofhastur: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
thraximore:
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Stormgod519: @Marvoleath oh perfect. thank you friend!
agrajag99: was literelaly just typing about how bad this manabase is against strip
Stormgod519: rbrg
LosSpikey: Truly the premiere land pilot
Hinnybin: 2 lands?
Pywodwagon: played strip this turn
Stormgod519: oooooooooo
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
Stormgod519: lol
SirRixy: ALREADY PLAY STRIP
Stormgod519: Pitching the dog
tice_the_betrayer: Didn't he strip?
thraximore: bye comet!
Stormgod519: wait, 2 lands?
HadesLeprechaun: gottem
Veshnikard: Played strip
Stormgod519: lol
spawnofhastur: strip was his land for the turn, full bertoncini
Stormgod519: its a spell in your deck
Stormgod519: You're doing great Ben!
kumatsu: @spawnofhastur how dare
thraximore: real
CrossXhunteR: just vibes it out
Izandai: Evidence suggests you aren't the only one, Ben.
spawnofhastur: @kumatsu ben wasn't doing it on purpose
Stormgod519: we love ya Ben
SirRixy: man i had caps lock by acc mb
Stormgod519: lol
goosevonkaiser: ben! ben! ben!
Stormgod519: they gotta talk amongst themselves
r10pez10: which two
frank_the_great: no cap, on god, fr fr
r10pez10: i vote juliamon
Stormgod519: @r10pez10 roll for it, i guess
Juliamon: what no
RayFK: FUCK YEAH
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
Frostwriter111: mods have to fight for it
Stormgod519: I'd vote Juliamon...
Stormgod519: okay Jordan...
spawnofhastur: ♫ feel the rain on your skin ♫ ♫ no-one else can feel it for you ♫ ♫ only you can let it in ♫
Stormgod519: well, that's one of two
Aceviru: Lol
Juliamon: Sarah couldn't do it
agrajag99: pick three mods at random at the start of the round
Cptasparagus: you BANNED Juliamon
Stormgod519: right
Stormgod519: yeah
Juliamon: it was really funny
goosevonkaiser: LRR becoming a fallout merchant, just giving out caps
Stormgod519: and banning a mod removes mod perms
thraximore: smort
SirRixy: its not a banned its a launch break
Stormgod519: yeah
Izandai:
thraximore:
oh yeahhhhhhhh
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert this land: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
drcthulu: superhaste
Stormgod519: also resets any mod view stuff, banning a mod
agrajag99: I think ben has the advantage here
r10pez10: exert on a land is neat
Aceviru: Oh god, resetting is the worst
theamc2000: the delyaed firedvall
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
kumatsu: imagine if Ben got Wasteland there
SirRixy: @r10pez10 gigachad move exert while the baby in the grave yard
A_Dub888: @r10pez10 you’re neat
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
BTownMC: deathrite? heck yeah!!
Stormgod519: @r10pez10 i wish I got more of that land when it was cheaper... its like 16 bucks now...
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
omnirallis999: Hello there
thraximore: angy boys
r10pez10: god the art on that phoenix
Izandai: Oh no
LoadingReadyRun:
LoadingReadyRun values and respects all our mods
Izandai:
DragonMZ: Greatest Strip Mine of all time
drcthulu: 4sies
r10pez10: he can bleed!
A_Dub888: @loadingreadyrun I value you
RayFK: (I don't count as a mod)
kumatsu: bully Jordan, got it
CrossXhunteR: Ben Ulmer, are you running Fable of the Mirror Breaker in this list? noticed it hasnt shown up tonight?
goosevonkaiser: strip: it's a pretty good land
r10pez10: you do jordan lol
Stormgod519: @RayFK not according to your badges...
kumatsu: how many mod actions has Jordan taken over the years
r10pez10: i've defo seen you timeout and ban some peeps
kumatsu: I forget if you can actually see that
A_Dub888: @kumatsu isn’t that just his homestream?
Juliamon: we have lrrbot export all mod actions to the modslack
Juliamon: so yeah we get to see it
spawnofhastur: I'm a bit sad we ain't seen Inti yet
CrossXhunteR: there is one, i could not remember the command
Stormgod519: i didnt see one
r10pez10: 102 cards? that's iweegaw
Juliamon: !decks
hypethos: !decklists
baskwalla: !decklists
RayFK: Oh man I feel like I've done like, 2-3 legitimate Mod actions in the last 5 years. Before that, more often
Stormgod519: ahhhhh
LRRbot: Sandstone Needle | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {R}{R}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
Stormgod519: there they are
agrajag99: o v e r t i m e
Cptasparagus: @RayFK are you just here waiting for them to break an NDA?
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
spawnofhastur: ben's list on moxfield is 99 cards
CrossXhunteR: will this draw be after the fetch
MegaDosX: Magma Opus my beloved!
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
r10pez10: jesus
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: that's a lot of mana...
RayFK: @cptasparagus nah, I like Canlander. I ain't here as #wotcstaff
LoadingReadyRun: I wonder if there is a birthday paradox-style unintuitive consequence of randomness that explains why particular cards seem to show up a lot in successive singleton games or if it is just simple confirmation bias
wifi12345678910: did ben take 2 for git probe?
spawnofhastur: don't forget the probe draw!
MegaDosX: Probably the latter Paul
SirRixy: draw of git probe
MegaDosX: Also yeah Ben needs to draw for Probe
r10pez10: confirmation bias plus low sample size i would guess
drcthulu: don't forget to draw off probe
r10pez10: who up drawing their probe
LRRbot: Veronica, Dissident Scribe [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Rogue [3/3] | Menace / Whenever Veronica attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards for the first time each turn, create a Junk token.
LRRbot: Magma Opus [6UR] | Instant | Magma Opus deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Tap two target permanents. Create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. Draw two cards. / {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token.
A_Dub888:
@rayfk tell your boss to ban <card> 
thraximore: @A_Dub888 <comet>
MegaDosX: Love Magma Opus
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
CrossXhunteR: i saw wheeler use magma opus on a chromatic cube, which is why i know the card
Stormgod519: hardcast fury??
Stormgod519: ooooooof
Izandai: I love Magma Opus so much. The Standard deck with Hinata was so fun.
MegaDosX: The novelty of hardcasting a pitchmental
thraximore:
MegaDosX: @Izandai I was bombing around in Historic with it, using Mizzix's Mastery to cast it on T3
agrajag99: yeah this is how the deck deals with t3feri and drannith magistrate
Izandai: @MegaDosX Nice
agrajag99: just hard cast the stuff
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
LRRbot: Claim // Fame | Claim [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Fame [1R] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
goosevonkaiser: 5c Cascade Combo ain't nuthin to f*** wit
MegaDosX: Serge is playing the role of Twitch Chat right now
CrossXhunteR: ooh, that's neat
A_Dub888: @megadosx serge seems too nice to be chat
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
agrajag99: I think this might be the 5th time careful study has been cast this stream
MegaDosX:
@A_Dub888 You say that, but I remember when he back to back fetch stifled Wheeler, and can't look at him as "too nice" ever again
Aceviru: Wonder gives you wiiiings
LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard this card: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
theamc2000: is there a filth in Ben’s deck?
LRRbot: Sandstone Needle | Land | This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {R}{R}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.
Bionull: All the spontaneous songs and nothing from wonder?
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Trumpeting Carnosaur [4RR] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, discover 5. / {2}{R}, Discard this card: It deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Stormcaller's Boon [2WU] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. / Cascade
LRRbot: Delayed Blast Fireball [1RR] | Instant | Delayed Blast Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If this spell was cast from exile, it deals 5 damage to each opponent and each creature they control instead. / Foretell {4}{R}{R}
Stormgod519: oh damn
CrossXhunteR: why is Discover "fixed" cascade?
MegaDosX: That's hateful
Stormgod519: no wonder that's really good
Izandai: Powerful
circusofkirkus: rip the nether goyf
MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR ETB not cast
Stormgod519: yeah, no wonder that's in the deck
Rourke9: that’s so cool
Izandai: That doesn't exile anything.
A_Dub888: Commander! #jazzhands
DragonMZ: Why do they get exiled?
MegaDosX: Though it also works on X or less rather than less than X, and you put it into hand rather than bottom of library if you don't cast it
agrajag99: it's an X=5 lavalanche
BrowneePointz: from the RG Baldur's Gate Precon
Izandai: There's no exile clause.
Bugberry: What is exiling the creatures?
SirRixy: @DragonMZ fro cascade
Izandai: Probably doesn't matter here but
Stormgod519: damn
JonHerzogArtist: DBF is my favorite spell to Mnemonic Deluge in Commander
r10pez10: discover also added a number modifier
MegaDosX: Yeah it probably didn't matter but Fireball doesn't exile
Stormgod519: Wheeler, Im making this deck now lol
RayFK: Nothing exiling fwiw
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
DragonMZ: @SirRixy No I meant Bens creatures
r10pez10: where cascade hooks onto the MV
dizzydabbs: explore cascade hero
SirRixy: @DragonMZ oh ok
dabudder: ledger shredder two?
MegaDosX: That's also true, Discover doesn't have to be off the mana value of the card
MegaDosX: Reading? Cards?? Who even does that
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
LRRbot: Quote #3809: "These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are." —Doc [2017-01-06]
Bugberry: You mean like Vanillas?
drcthulu: delayed blast fireball is quite the one sided aoe
agrajag99: but reading cards is a great way to learn german
Stormgod519:
sourandsublimes: im ngl i love the canadian highlander segment so much ive watched so many of your videos already
davin_s: wink back at ya
anhakha: We watch to be wrong.
Aceviru: 🥺
Stormgod519: guilty........
frank_the_great: I can't speak for the rest of y'all
Cptasparagus: how do i unsub?
Ukon_Cairns: if they wanted us to read the cards they wouldnt put such lovely art on them, and all that other art too
Fruan: Yes, ha ha, yesss
Izandai: "I want fewer cards with fewer words made by designers who are paid more to make fewer sets and I'm not joking." – Wheeler, probably
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I also like how Discover doesn't have to be from casting the spell.
Veshnikard: 4% of people watch to be entertained
TheAwkes: We're mid, at best. So obviously we're the best in the biz.
A_Dub888: just a grain?
sourandsublimes: ben inspired me to put together turbo citadel !
Stormgod519: @Veshnikard ¿porque no los dos?
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Also true, reanimation and flicker and such lets you discover again
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
pleonasticTautology:
i don't even play magic anymore but i love watching you all play magic 
frank_the_great: I've never made a missplay in my life
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this is, in fact, the seventh least toxic chat on Twitch.
dabudder: @Veshnikard um.... actually that-- **i am forcibly strangled**
davin_s: I think he's shuffling wrong
CrossXhunteR: oh, that speed
agrajag99: perfect play isn't interesting imo
Pywodwagon: well, if you listen to the internet, everyone in the pro tour should be banned from the game for making a single mistake
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
r10pez10: was the mistake "picking up magic"
Stormgod519: !advice
LRRbot: You don't have to be a business monkey to get up to monkey business.
Stormgod519: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
Stormgod519: LOL
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
r10pez10: lmao
Stormgod519: welp, that didnt take long
Jericu: I remember at the pro tour when Javier Dominguez was the feature draft, and his draft went pretty poorly, and the entire time the Twitch chat was going "what's wrong with this guy, is he stupid?" as if they'd just magically get a way better deck if they were the ones playing
MegaDosX: Excellent bad advice call
wifi12345678910: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
circusofkirkus:
@Pywodwagon gotta eliminate the competition somehow
Stormgod519: my experiment worked...
NotCainNorAbel: The Internet was a mistake
Stormgod519: luv ya too Wheeler
Forlorgen: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #4873: "Trouble's my middle name! ...I wish it wasn't, it gets me into a lot of it." —Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
CrossXhunteR: every pro tour mistake is cheating/angle shooting. that's what i've been lead to believe from the internet
Mr_Horrible:
give us the slop, Wheeler! 
wifi12345678910: Give jangly keys
avjamethyst: hello
MegaDosX:
Joke's on you, that's not going to happen
moseph_jedi: this is the dt and time walk spread cascade right?
WiJohn: I'm here because I heard there might be keys
HadesLeprechaun: Literally the most complicated game in existence, not particularly close
Dog_of_Myth: Got to keep them guessing
MegaDosX:
@wifi12345678910 
50keyz: in this economy?
Naolis: Wheeler Senpai acknowledged me and called me a sicko! YIPPEEEE
drcthulu: Pobodies Nerfect, magic is a very complicated game easy to miss many a thing
Forlorgen: !quote magic
LRRbot: Quote #4883: "I'M FIGHTING!" —Adam, during Magic [2018-04-13]
admiral_sky_: @CrossXhunteR True, nobody ever makes an honest mistake
AtomicAlchemical: We love being antagonized. It's like jingling keys in front of us
moseph_jedi: !decklist
Izandai: I dunno, I fully acknowledge that mistakes are inevitable and I would never (intentionally) be an asshole about it, but as a viewer, it does legitimately bother me when cards are played wrong. I want the cards to do what they say they do.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
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Mr_Horrible: and here we see both competitors briefly turn into Mr Bean
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I liked to introduce to my friend, a man who has been described
rabbitgta: Wheeler is just a bit Wheeler
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
CrossXhunteR: it still throws me off that ivora is a vampire and not a goblin. looks quite goblin-y
Forlorgen: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7527: "I don't understand. We had the Black Lotus, why didn't we win?" —Wheeler [2021-03-12]
Mr_Horrible: shardless behavior
Stormgod519: oooooooooo
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
Stormgod519: Inti!!!
thraximore: yeah!!
agrajag99: day after day
A_Dub888: what are you Inti?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: are there any canonical goblin vampires?
thraximore: is it me or is it raining?
AugmentingPath: violent outburst block with rhinos?
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
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MegaDosX: Well that answers that question from before
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I know there are goblin zombies, and probably goblin spirits (maybe).
MegaDosX: You can also only cycle from hand
Izandai: More to the point you can't discard a card from exile.
ztghostie: wouldn't work even if it said play
Stormgod519: mhmm
wifi12345678910: oh hey, chat representation, finally
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Stormgod519: love the nethergoyf
CrossXhunteR: what's the other new black goyf, that has like lifelink?
MegaDosX: Yeah adventure's weird like that
thraximore: huh.
thraximore: strange.
waywardrunt: there is only one exile zone, right?
Izandai: @CrossXhunteR Barrowgoyf
r10pez10: every time goyfs get mentioned "alarmagoyf" gets lodged in my brain and i know that doesn't exist
drcthulu: exile is a weird space
Stormgod519: @r10pez10 welp, it will soon
LRRbot: Never // Return | Never [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. // Return [3B] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: The big thing with MtG that can cause problems is the number of very similar, but slightly different effects. Does it come in tapped or untapped? scry or surveil? On attack or on damage? etc.
JRandomHacker: There's _also_ only one command zone, weirdly enough
Stormgod519: Riftsweeper banned in commander moment...
agrajag99: my favorite is all the flip transform stuff that specifically returns to its owner from exile
Izandai: @waywardrunt Yup, only one exile, only one battlefield, only one stack, and only one command zone. Libraries, graveyards, and hands are per player.
50keyz: is that because when you cast an adventure card it goes on an adventure for you?
Mr_Horrible: "What's the opposite of Sophie's Choice?"
waywardrunt: @JRandomHacker lol THAT I didn't know
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
circusofkirkus:
thraximore:
Stormgod519: lol
Izandai:
drcthulu: consistent
Pywodwagon: now ben....
wifi12345678910:
agrajag99: lmao
Stormgod519: 2/3?
ztghostie:
Aw, now the troll has a friend in exile
Stormgod519: is he playing Lorien Revealed...?
thraximore: I think so
Izandai: Probably.
r10pez10: sometimes "exile" can just mean "set aside while you do this"
Naolis: We must know
Stormgod519: it will be very funny....
Bugberry: @Izandai that's also why cards that you steal that would get bounced, die or tucked go to their owner's zones instead.
Diabore: !card nethergoyf
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Stormgod519: dinger
agrajag99: inti has been reading LotR in their downtime
Izandai: Dinger
thraximore: wow! surprising
LRRbot: Walk with the Ancestors [4G] | Sorcery | Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Discover 4.
Stormgod519: @Izandai lol, Jinx!
Izandai:
LRRbot: Stormcaller's Boon [2WU] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. / Cascade
Stormgod519: more rhinos!
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
agrajag99: spell pierce??
Bugberry: How many Suspend cards see play that aren't the ones with no mana costs?
CrossXhunteR: are there suspend cards with mana costs?
parrot6633: yes
Stormgod519: @Bugberry a few that have been banned
r10pez10: yes
r10pez10: !card second wind
LRRbot: Second Wind [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / {T}: Tap enchanted creature. / {T}: Untap enchanted creature.
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR quite a few, yeah
Diabore: !card greater gargadon my beloved
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: The only one I can think of is RIft Bolt.
r10pez10: !card heroes remembered
LRRbot: Heroes Remembered [6WWW] | Sorcery | You gain 20 life. / Suspend 10—{W}
r10pez10: there
Stormgod519: famously, Hypergenesis is banned in Modern...
Stormgod519: !card Hypergenesis
LRRbot: Hypergenesis | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{1}{G}{G} / Starting with you, each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield. Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.
Izandai: Most suspend costs can also be cast normally. The ones with no casting cost are the weirdos.
definenull: A
Diabore: !card greater gargadon
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
A_Dub888: a
Izandai: *suspend cards
Stormgod519: a
Diabore: a?
Diabore: a
Bugberry: @Izandai I ask because I feel like I mostly see the free ones, to the point I've seen some newer players assume that's how the mechanic normally works.
Stormgod519: Monkeeeee
Izandai: Chat out here doing their best impression of an anime shark girl in late 2020.
agrajag99: !card reality strobe
LRRbot: Reality Strobe [4UU] | Sorcery | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Exile Reality Strobe with three time counters on it. / Suspend 3—{2}{U}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Stormgod519 I spent quite a bit putting that together in extended, back in the day, about three weeks before it got banned there,
CrossXhunteR: !card inti, seneschal of the sun
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
Izandai: @Bugberry Yeah, the weirdo ones are the most competitively relevant specifically because they can be cheated out in various ways.
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth and its still banned in modern, probably forever...
LRRbot: Exsanguinator Cavalry [2B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [2/3] | Menace, lifelink / Whenever a Knight you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and create a Blood token.
Stormgod519: oh that card is so gooooood!
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: Inti is messed up
ztghostie: that card is so cool
Stormgod519: and has 2 relevant creature types
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Stormgod519 as long as cascade exists, yeah.
agrajag99: two relevant keywords
Bugberry: @Izandai I opened so much Time Spiral tournament packs back in the day, so I had tons of random draft chaff suspend cards, so seeing any of those again feels nostalgic.
Diabore: whats the exiled mythic?
r10pez10: i feel like there was one that makes people pay life to suspend something futher
hypethos: ragavan
r10pez10: *further
Diabore: sorry, the black one
definenull: Workin' 4 to 5
circusofkirkus: @Diabore dark confidant and ragavan were exiled
hypethos: @Diabore dark confidant
Diabore: oh its a bob, ive never seen that art
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth well, its also because it would just be better than footfalls or living end, so it pushes those decks out of the format as well. if that wasn't the case, there's some argument at least
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Stormgod519: oh?
sourandsublimes: bob art is nice
CrossXhunteR: i ordered a playmat of that bob art
parrot6633: I really like that dark confidant art tbh
Stormgod519: he got a reprint in foundations jumpstart???
Stormgod519: that actually is sick
agrajag99: everyone loves a post transition bob
JonHerzogArtist: Barbara is great, I need a deck to put her in lol
r10pez10: bob in standard alarm
LRRbot: Shardless Agent [1GU] | Artifact Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Cascade
Pywodwagon: Chris Sullivan's art choices are a menace
A_Dub888: isn’t Bobart the name of the fear monster from the boy wizard?
Stormgod519: oooooooooooooooof
definenull: Unluckyyy
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LRRbot: Inevitable Betrayal | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{1}{U}{U} / Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
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BrowneePointz: is that a ding dang Quintorius Kand Wheeler!?
Izandai: It discovers!
Diabore: make sure to get the card back, same sleeves and all that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wow, @LoadingReadyRun Wheeler. Cursed by your OWN sudden but Inevitable Betrayal.
CrossXhunteR: !card barrowgoyf
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
r10pez10: john barrowgoyf?
tehfewl: Eli the Barrowgoyf
tice_the_betrayer: Some might say that cascade was an inevitable betrayal
agrajag99: borrow a barrowgoyf
Stormgod519: borrowgoyf...
Stormgod519: i need that now
dumbo3k: @agrajag99 The Borrowgoyf
definenull: Urborg alert!
Stormgod519: rbrg, tmb f ywgmth
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tice_the_betrayer like me. three minutes ago.
r10pez10: vanity plte
r10pez10: *vanity plate
Stormgod519: pfft
Stormgod519: oh right
definenull: I think wheeler might have stabilised
Izandai: So many things.
dabudder: barrowgoyf is a pretty messed up one
Mr_Horrible: "They gave a Tarmogoyf a gun"
DragonMZ: Barrowgoyf is not ok
LRRbot: The First Sliver [WUBRG] | Legendary Creature — Sliver [7/7] | Cascade / Sliver spells you cast have cascade.
Stormgod519: ooooof
Stormgod519: there it is
predrag11: Pretty sure wheeler was dobs if Ben used trample on nethergoyf
drcthulu: your own barrowgoyf
r10pez10: highlander lines, man
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible "woke up this morning, and got myself a goyf..."
Izandai: Magic is a hard game.
LRRbot: Arcane Proxy [7] | Artifact Creature — Wizard [4/3] | Prototype {1}{U}{U} — 2/1 / When this creature enters, if you cast it, exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
sourandsublimes: that was hot
Stormgod519: wow
hypethos: no fucking way
thedepthandbreadthofseth: barrowgoyf, famously in waste management.
Stormgod519: i love this deck a lot wheeler
Mr_Horrible: magic, a complicated game, turns out
dizzydabbs: woah
Stormgod519: yeah, Ben's deck is also cracked
KWardJenx: Wow. On the ropes!
baskwalla: That game was great. Both Ben's did great.
definenull: So many decision points
Mr_Horrible: when there's so much stuff, your brain wants to shortcut it
definenull: Ivora
Izandai: That means a lot.
goosevonkaiser: ggs, awe inspired wow
sourandsublimes: wheeler u inspired me to build turbo citadel !
Nickiatori: I liked Ben's deck but Ben's deck was also great
agrajag99: what a spicy end
KWardJenx: Just a fantastic climax.
angeal0: Now you get to play Monster Hunter Ben!
Mr_Bitterness: I see why Wheeler is a menace with cascade
Stormgod519: "Im feeling about A SEVEN"
drcthulu: don't forget to get your barrowgoyf back Ben if you didn't already
hypethos: someone said earilier it was "feeling a 7"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: cardkingdom.web, "it's dot com!"
Stormgod519: I just got some
Fruan: Oh man, I WANT that one
Stormgod519: its "Im Feeling About A SEVEN"
Izandai:
But set codes are only three letters.
WalrusOntheCourt: I want a pin with "Remember the Flunge"
Mr_Horrible: now does that work on Dragon Shields' newfangled print-your-own-sleeves thing?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
drcthulu: Ben Ben's great games
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
drcthulu: thanks for the stream
Stormgod519: GGs!
Stormgod519: yo wheeler...
Pywodwagon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
Pywodwagon: nintendo 65
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Stormgod519: why'd ya stop?
Rourke9: thanks for stream!
Stormgod519: jk
Nickiatori: Benny Wheels after dark
MegaDosX:
@Stormgod519 Because Wheeler doesn't want to be responsible for LRR having to move to Kick
WalrusOntheCourt: Sounds like a real slasher
A_Dub888: Afterlove eepee?
Cptasparagus: where your dead girlfriend is a jerk
LithelyUnshod: Did Ben get his Barrow back?
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX that or Nebula, maybe...
Mr_Horrible: true
drcthulu: A man and his rads
Mr_Horrible: a man and his hellrocks
Bionull: Mostly about a gaslighting ghost
Rootpotato: between a man and his many guns
A_Dub888: a man and his Zone
Mr_Horrible: SKIFFA
Stormgod519: right
Stormgod519: time change
agrajag99: a respirator will get intimate with a fella
Mr_Horrible: Slay the Yaku
definenull: I'm listening...
Rourke9: oh hell yeah
MegaDosX: That's like the most Wheeler game of all time
CrossXhunteR: show me them orphans
niccus: it's like balatro but chat can't backseat
HadesLeprechaun: attacking your lifepoints directly
Mr_Horrible: don't think so actually
Bionull: It's Balatro'y
Bionull: But not very mahjong
HadesLeprechaun: Flyknight is so gooood
Harvest25 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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Mr_Horrible: Fuknight
Cptasparagus: FucKnight
thraximore:
HadesLeprechaun: should be able to probably finish it in one stream too, if you dont dawdle
Stormgod519: it looks wild
agrajag99: someone oil the serge
circusofkirkus: so it's a good game, but in Minecraft?
Mr_Horrible: it's good
BrowneePointz: it's very good
Juliamon: They do it in chunks
definenull: The boys are back
Bionull: Aren't those the same game?
Mr_Horrible:
"They're still playing that?"
Mr_Horrible: the duality of stream
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: oh no
NotCainNorAbel: sure it will
definenull: Press X to doubt
Rourke9: yay!
drcthulu: war, warmachine never changes
TheAwkes: FR
Cptasparagus: just in time for February!
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Stormgod519: ayyy
Pseudonym_Ken: hmm, what edition? cause I played war machine back in 1 & 2 edition
underhill33:
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months, currently on a 106 month streak!
Pseudonym_Ken: now to the VOD
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LoadingReadyRun: @Pseudonym_Ken I believe v4 is the current version
thraximore: 5 years... time isn't real
Pseudonym_Ken: V4 sounds right. isn’t a local group anymore.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Stormgod519: cheers Serge!
Stormgod519:
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Love the Highlander content!
Stormgod519: dabitsdabits!
CrossXhunteR: enjoy your weekend
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Stormgod519: gnight gnight
Pseudonym_Ken: byyyee
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
thraximore: thanks for the stream!
admiral_sky_: gnight all
TheAwkes: Am I the only one who misheard "boo drawer" as "boudoir"?
Stormgod519: i cannot wiat to watch the vod, I was gone longer than I expected
thraximore: gn
Stormgod519: gn gn yall! thank you!
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