spethycakes: someone who isn't the mental tapeworm attached to Rama
Stormgod519: you don't say!
KeytarCat: I like the idea that this is a dating sim in a much more human way than most games sold that way
Stormgod519: I like being around for this show.
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: wow
Juliamon: I like Adit
Stormgod519: I've just been called out...
Stormgod519: ggs Ian
Juliamon: Can't let our mutual friend and bandmate know that we're friends?
Bionull: Friendship isn't practice!
Stormgod519: @Juliamon "more of an acquaintance, really..."
Juliamon: lmao
Stormgod519: damn
Juliamon: Indomie is good though
Stormgod519: look, the economy is in shambles...
Juliamon: best bang for your buck
Stormgod519: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
Bionull: Voice not exactly wrong this time
Stormgod519: I wish it was forklift operator, that would be great
KakuEpsilon: Did alex's stream tonight get cancelled again?
Kaizoman2: Angry musician... is a barrista... the cliche is dEEEEP
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Stormgod519: "Im a singer/songwriter/waiter..."
KakuEpsilon: Oh nevermind XD
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r10pez10: o7
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Stormgod519: dabitsdabitsdabits!!!
Ashmantle:
spethycakes:
Stormgod519:
RealGamerCow: I complain about the characters, but I do like that game
Juliamon: yeah, it's not a bad game by any means, it's just... everyone kinda sucks, except for the therapist
RealGamerCow: I liked Adit and Tasya more this episode
spethycakes: I'm grateful for Ian's humor around it, because otherwise I would struggle with only finding a single, minor character tolerable
Juliamon: Adit seems chill but he doesn't have nearly enough screentime
Juliamon:
Juliamon: The real issue is that the protagonist AND the ghost in his head are kinda insufferable
RealGamerCow: yuuuuup
Juliamon: if they have a growth arc it's REAL slow, and I don't know how long the game is, but I don't have the patience for it
Juliamon: like, it makes sense for Cinta, who's dead/imaginary, to not change at all, but that's not fun to have to put up with
RealGamerCow: Oh god can you imagine if they were that insufferable when she was alive?
RealGamerCow: I've known people with posessive/jealous partners, and it is not fun to be around
Juliamon: at least people could call them out on it in theory. But how do you tell a ghost they're being... lol... possessive
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DaxStrife: Haldo.
DigitalSeahorse:
RealGamerCow: very nice
GasCityGaming: noice! where'd you get'em?
DoodlestheGreat: H'lo, Alex.
DigitalSeahorse: it wasn't on schedule when I looked last for tomorrow
emboar2235: can you see through walls with the new glasses?
DaxStrife: Good recovery.
DigitalSeahorse: yay new shiny glasses!
ButButTheJesus: I'm commander shepherd, and this is my fav content hole
Juliamon: if it's not then #blamejames
DigitalSeahorse: you look good
Scarbble: i love going to the content hole
GasCityGaming: much better than the discontent hole
DigitalSeahorse: better sunday now
ButButTheJesus: @GasCityGaming that hole so angy
GasCityGaming: @ButButTheJesus upset even
DigitalSeahorse: munny
JohnLockeCole: if a content hole becomes entirely filled with content, is it still a hole?
DigitalSeahorse: pocket full of dosh
DigitalSeahorse: bosh bosh bosh
DigitalSeahorse: game's gonna drown you out
ghyllnox: Yeah it might just be the rain on the roof but the game sounds louder than you
Juliamon: it was mostly the rain on the roof
DigitalSeahorse: loud tin rain is loud
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
ghyllnox: Yee ty
Juliamon: deeep watah
ghyllnox: Are we sure it's water
goombalax: Chernobyl maul has it all
JadedCynic:
hey, I'm only 10 min late this time 
ButButTheJesus: gotta saweeum
sephyhallow: beware of glass sharks
matthaus_c: glassy viscous fuck
DigitalSeahorse: sticky water? ARTAX!!!
Juliamon: thick wet, like lifestream
DigitalSeahorse:
wifi12345678910: I'm convinced it's crude oil
JohnLockeCole: oh yeah, water is slightly heavier than a similar ammount of you
JadedCynic: ITS. JUST. WATER.
JadedCynic:
plain water can kill you JUST FINE on its own
JohnLockeCole: and it takes a *lot* of water to make a stream
DigitalSeahorse: water is heavy enough to protecc against radiation depending on depth
JadedCynic: just several ounces into your lungs
wifi12345678910: Didn't gedieon from magic al ost die in an inch of water?
ghyllnox: The lack of oxygen really
wifi12345678910: or was that ob nixilis
Juliamon: he DID die
DigitalSeahorse: I see your future in the ceiling rust!
Despoiler98: @DigitalSeahorse also bullets at a surprisingly shallow depth
wifi12345678910: yeah, but from magic contracts not the water
DigitalSeahorse:
Despoiler98 
so shooting feesh maybe not so effective a fishing method, also illegal some places
JohnLockeCole: @JadedCynic I mean, *one* ounce in your lungs would at minimum make you *extremely* unhappy
JohnLockeCole: at minimum
wifi12345678910: It
ArmondoSC: butte?
JollyGee29: Plateau?
wifi12345678910: It's a real piece of land, no bluff
JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole yeah "it's only 30cm deep"....and 2m wide and several km long; and 1L of water weighs 1kg
Forgotten_Sanity: Mesa?
JadedCynic: @JohnLockeCole oh yeah, I've aspirated and it SUUUUUCKS
wifi12345678910: how many arms and or legs did you have to pay?
DigitalSeahorse: dying from fluid in the lung is a sad way to go even if it is in your sleep (for your relatives)
JadedCynic: it's 'good fast food'
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmm sounds yummers
Juliamon: People like it for the value. It's several steps up from Taco Bell and therefore the "best" Mexican option for many people
JollyGee29: I haven't had Chipotle in years but once upon a time it was quite high value for the price. Not sure if that is still true
Juliamon: but that doesn't mean it's GOOD
wifi12345678910: there's recognizable beans and corn in taco bell if you pay enough
DigitalSeahorse: piggie shaped pork balls
JadedCynic:
we hit a place called 'Quesada' - canadian tex-mex chains - regularly. sounds similar in quality and price 
RealGamerCow: not as choked as Ben when he was near that horse, heyoooo
Juliamon: yeah, locally we have Qdoba which is basically Chipotle
JohnLockeCole: I might like Chipotle if I didn't know Freebirds was a thing
Juliamon: SweetGreen's moving in on their burrito bowl turf though
JadedCynic:
a few jerry cans around the engine...more envrionmental storytelling
Scarbble: for a gluten free fast food option, a chipotle bowl is fairly top tier imo
JadedCynic: yep; i remember you mentioning it
wifi12345678910: for 3 armed humans duh
Cptasparagus: for the third arm you get from radiation
JadedCynic: (Calum has a great vid on all the GREAT features in design of it)
JollyGee29: A full durability G36 is probably worth a solid chunk of change
wifi12345678910: this feels like that one building from the beginning of the game
ButButTheJesus: "ammosexual" omg I love it
JadedCynic: to be fair, a lot of GSG devs are now...veterans; they might well be pulling from recent experience...
Scarbble: the term 'ammosexual' cracks me up every time i hear it
DigitalSeahorse: hogweed!
JadedCynic: cheap, common, often licensed, yeah
Cptasparagus: oh is this where you meet your Maiden?
JadedCynic:
oh GAWD!
DigitalSeahorse:
JollyGee29: The real oddity in the Zone is the Kriss Vector, but it's fun to use so I'm not complaining
matthaus_c: Keckler & Hoch
JadedCynic: or their hand-copied replicas (I'm impressed with the detail the 'forgers' go to
JadedCynic: heck, maybe part of the 'armoury choices' were "I would've loved to have a <rare, expensive model> back in the trenches...
JohnLockeCole: I mean, given how many guns the US gave the Soviets during WWII? I mean, I wouldn't be *too* surprised by an M1 or two
JadedCynic: or some M2s...
JollyGee29:
Is suggesting that the literally science fiction Gauss Rifle the least-realistic gun gauche? 
JadedCynic: can you actually kill those things?
JadedCynic: dangit
NightValien28: ouch
DigitalSeahorse: flexi plexi
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wifi12345678910: a mostly empty building, spooky
Himyul: the hovering immaterial magic electric monster can't fly?
wifi12345678910: no one said the monsters were smart with their powers
DigitalSeahorse: apparently it's a coward
sephyhallow: @Himyul I mean, a hovercraft ain't a plane
DigitalSeahorse: eep
JollyGee29: @Himyul Well, it's actually just a hovering psychic torso that can turn mostly invisible
Himyul:
my mistake, I guess 
JadedCynic: got one!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: uuuuuuuuh
gwamhurt: ouuuugh i gotta play this game
DigitalSeahorse: save
JadedCynic: try saving first and then...
JadedCynic: yep! you called it accurately
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
JadedCynic: OOOOOOOh! :d
ghyllnox: Yooo
NightValien28: yoooo
JadedCynic: noice
JadedCynic: give you options....hmmm
DigitalSeahorse: bottle of target practice
gwamhurt: @DigitalSeahorse like its a magical item?
DigitalSeahorse: drgs
gwamhurt: that cat food can is only made of 30% culled bird flue chickens
ArmondoSC: makes sense
GasCityGaming: In the sausage? Crank
ButButTheJesus: mmm energy drink can full of crank
JollyGee29: I don't know enough about bleeding to argue the Vinca point, but the other two stand
GasCityGaming: Energy drink just called "Crank"
JadedCynic: @GasCityGaming ground-up dexies
ghyllnox:
gwamhurt: these things movie like darpa bigdog
gwamhurt: move*
JadedCynic:
@GasCityGaming Nah, the energy drink is called "Meth" but it's an ironic name; it doesn't ACTUALLY have any in it
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is that the Bubble from the prisoner?
ghyllnox: One way to find out
Himyul: gas mine?
gwamhurt: oh
Himyul: gas minefield
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: Chock full of poison?
JohnLockeCole: slightly less boring when there's a field of them
JadedCynic: they hurt when you touch...so when you shoot it and it splits into dozens of little bubbles, you're making it MORE dangerous
JadedCynic:
get OUT 
RealGamerCow: cool looking bubbles though
wifi12345678910: yummy
Himyul: cheerios!
matthaus_c: chem resistance is only useful if you don't plan on dropping in acid
JadedCynic: grab it first and then filter it out later
wifi12345678910: Tourist delight with an egg?
JadedCynic: the sounds it's making remind me of 'Rover' from The Prisoner...
JadedCynic: but it's probably just pockets of differring gasses within the bubble shifting...
JadedCynic: default to pigu
JadedCynic: oh!
DigitalSeahorse: very cute piggus
JadedCynic: yeah, that's pretty good location for a stash
JadedCynic: bit further toward the center, and it wouldn't be visible from the ground, even...
beanheadz6969: <message deleted>wazzzzuuuuup
DigitalSeahorse: wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaa
DigitalSeahorse: aa
Cptasparagus: was Budweiser cancelled?
beanheadz6969: <message deleted>the crows are spies for SIRCAA
DigitalSeahorse: a
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DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: idk if that was spoilers
matthaus_c: just read like a birds aren't real joke
DigitalSeahorse: if it looks like a duck
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: I would rather be safe than sorry, especially with someone who is new here
wifi12345678910: @DigitalSeahorse another type of bird you say
matthaus_c: that's fair nuff
DigitalSeahorse:
@wifi12345678910 
quack
wifi12345678910: disco duck? I thought he was long dead
gwamhurt: i like this game for a lot of reasons, but i also like it cause it doesnt seem to me like it does the 'everything is 30% larger in scale compared to your player model than it would be in real life' thing that is considered industry standard by a lot of game dev folks.
DigitalSeahorse: never!
ghyllnox: That's a lotta 'nomalies
JollyGee29: Just a heads-up, my experience with the next plot mission was that it was Quite Long. I also managed to do half of it at night which did extend things
ghyllnox: Or artifacts, rather
ArmondoSC: oh man are we at the selling cheese point?
DigitalSeahorse: oh common twitch
DigitalSeahorse: I got buffer
JadedCynic:
wifi12345678910: Have we considered the possibility that the bolts are an artifact and that's why there's an infinite supply?
r10pez10: 10mm sockets turn into bolts
JadedCynic: @wifi12345678910 yup; the BAG is the anomalous artifact
r10pez10: like how lost socks turn into coat hangers
DigitalSeahorse: buffer won't resolve now
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaa
ghyllnox:
Marvoleath: @DigitalSeahorse are you on "low latency" setting? it always messes up my buffering
DigitalSeahorse: oh there 720p
JadedCynic: @r10pez10 or old keys you thought you gave back or got rid of...multiply and fill your cointainers
Juliamon: [ominous chopper noises]
DigitalSeahorse: I'll try turning that off
wifi12345678910: didn't you basically tell him to buzz off?
ArmondoSC: we're going back to the second game
JollyGee29: You have 125 rounds of "normal" 9x39 as well.
ghyllnox: Taking the piss(tola)
ArmondoSC: i mean... you are naked tho
ArmondoSC: there you go
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: crafting in STALKER?
Juliamon: bro
JadedCynic: RUDE!
JadedCynic: personal space?
JadedCynic: man, I know privacy isn't a thing in these 'shelters' in the Zone, but come ON
ghyllnox: You do have 39 iodine tablets
JadedCynic: with the pins still in, right? #Padme
ArmondoSC: god were rich agian
JollyGee29: The 20kg of sausage is weighing you down, too
wifi12345678910: sausage and iodine?
JadedCynic: 43 sausages...
Scy_Anide: Hey, I feel the same.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButButTheJesus: MEAT
GasCityGaming: 30ft coil of garlic sausage in the backpack
DigitalSeahorse: heavy bratworst
JadedCynic:
empyreon:
DigitalSeahorse: bratworst tastes pretty good tbh
ButButTheJesus: lewd
r10pez10: never gets old
sephyhallow: sausage hoarder
JadedCynic:
I mean, it's FUNNY - that's why you do it!
Marvoleath: mhmm, floor meat
ghyllnox: 43 pickup
MacabreAurora: floor sausage gives you health
JollyGee29:
Would you call that a.. sausage party?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
Himyul: snap into all the slim jims
wifi12345678910: what does yellow med kit do?
sephyhallow: @Marvoleath no joke, I was walking through Victoria and saw actual floor meat the other day. I think it was pork cuts?
JollyGee29: The Groza can only mount a 4x or a reflex; I don't know why
JadedCynic: Alex must have his Emotional Support Sausage
DoodlestheGreat: Don't we all?
matthaus_c: emotional sup-pork
DigitalSeahorse: that sausage trained HARD!
DigitalSeahorse: if you know what I mean
matthaus_c: Clear Sky did not survive how bad the ending of their game was
ArmondoSC: is he just sitting on a log?
DigitalSeahorse: my headphone cushion covering is wearing apart
JadedCynic:
gawd; I saw a video of someone else playing S2, and they had english dubs - it was SO DISTURBING 
wifi12345678910: I kinda wanna ask about the snork mask
gwamhurt: the lip tracking is great tho look at em go
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DigitalSeahorse: time for popcicle
r10pez10: do they speak proper russian in this?
JadedCynic:
"that was the most canadian sounding Ukranian military officer I've ever heard"
Juliamon: dunno, we're playing in Ukrainian
r10pez10: ooh vool
JadedCynic: @r10pez10 not usually - they do speak proper *Ukranian*
ghyllnox: Turns out Chornobyl is in Ukraine
JadedCynic: Always was *pulls ak-74's charging handle*
r10pez10: you wouldn't eat a floor sausage
JadedCynic:
@r10pez10 hell yah I would if I could!
Juliamon: We've had some viewers say it's very authentic-sounding, down to the accents for bandits
GasCityGaming: @r10pez10 I literally did today....
JadedCynic:
the floor is the least unhealthy part of it
r10pez10: the simple joys of dropping dozens of sausages
Kirkygirl: hi Alex
Kirkygirl: hi everyone
Cptasparagus: you're not my dad
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Mega_man2: Hi!
JadedCynic: heya KG!
ShaneLeeAtk: But what of wall sausage?
GasCityGaming:
I was cutting up sausage and crackers and cheese and it hit the ground for 2 seconds
Himyul: you've gotta wipe down your floor sausage before eating it
DigitalSeahorse:
@Kirkygirl 
hi
Mega_man2: sooo are you the stalker or you being stalked?
ghyllnox: Depends on how clean you keep your floor I suppose
JadedCynic: @Mega_man2 yes.
r10pez10: the higher you mount the sight the higher the bullets go
Himyul: the floor is fine, it's the sausage that was filthy
sephyhallow: "The stalking goes both ways" So do we all
Kirkygirl: When I get my massage patients up off the table, the light is usually really low. So I slowly turn up the brightness of the lights for a couple of reasons. One is to tell them they're not staying on my table, the other is to make sure they don't blind themselves when they leave my treatment room.
Kirkygirl: or in a hospital.
Mega_man2: so there are 2 stalkers then
matthaus_c: maybe the sausage contaminates the floor
r10pez10: forbidden plutonium sausage
fredcheckers: Floor sausage has more flavor.
DigitalSeahorse:
@ShaneLeeAtk spoils faster than wall banana 
Juliamon: The sausage leaves a stain on the floor
matthaus_c: all words for Opportunist
wifi12345678910: loners
r10pez10: it's an ambitious acronym
sephyhallow: feel like this is definitely a Back-rognym
JadedCynic: @sephyhallow 'backronym'
DigitalSeahorse: wolves
GasCityGaming: Scavengers, Trespassers, Adventurers, Loners, Killers, Explorers and Robbers
wedge_x: Mental Organism Designed Only for Stalking
JollyGee29: scavenger, trespasser, adventurer, looter, killer, explorer, robber is what the internet tells me
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic I know how to spell, I don't type good
Kirkygirl: so how is everyone doing?
r10pez10: "GSC didn't want to get sued by the makers of the film named Stalker so they made the game's title into an acronym"
r10pez10: well that's just smart
matthaus_c: Stalker is a term in Roadside Picnic, but it being an acronym is a GSC thing-- what r10 said
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm okayish
r10pez10: :3
Kirkygirl: "whoops, my bad, I screwed up." Is that it?
Kirkygirl: Snork? what're those?
matthaus_c: @Kirkygirl don't worry about it
Kirkygirl is immediately concerned
JadedCynic: rad-stag?
JollyGee29: New mutant type!
Himyul: elk?
matthaus_c: zone moose!
calculated_uncertainties:
100 100
GasCityGaming: oh yeah, that thing
Marvoleath: horsee!
ButButTheJesus: WOODEER
Juliamon: Radmoose
ghyllnox: Deer!
DigitalSeahorse:
moose!
Kirkygirl: AAAHAAHHHHH
Juliamon: AND dogs??
JadedCynic: Alex; you live in BC - have you never seen a moose? (elk on that side of the ocean)
r10pez10: jesus
fredcheckers: You have discovered elk.
Earthenone:
JadedCynic: whew
Mega_man2: Senile Twerking Adults Lying Knude Each Request
matthaus_c: that's a hell of a pair on that elk
ArmondoSC: new mutants? its almost like its a new game
JadedCynic:
hey Adzy; got new game for you to hunt!
Himyul: does the moose bleed radioactive maple syrup?
fredcheckers: Hey good job. My first attempt saw Trapper get killed by the moose like a goober.
DoodlestheGreat: Moops.
GasCityGaming: can't spell stalker without ELK
Kirkygirl:
@JadedCynic 
DigitalSeahorse: Forest spirit king
fredcheckers: @GasCityGaming STELKER
JadedCynic: "Do you MIND?!? We are TALKING!"
wifi12345678910: is it silent but deadly
Mega_man2: Support The Auto Licking Knight Eating Rabbit
Himyul: leave no sausage behind!
JadedCynic: that...geez
4 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Foxmar320:
Juliamon: Welcome raiders, you just missed a moose
matthaus_c: did they expect to fight atlantean soldiers
ProcyonFlynn:
Raid!
Kirkygirl: whoo, a foot long bullet.
sephyhallow: @Himyul Please leave the floor sausage behind.
JadedCynic: oh yeah, give people a thicker medium to propel projectiles through, and 'bullets' become 'darts'
Himyul: @sephyhallow never!
fredcheckers: @Kirkygirl They were hoping to fight NATO frogment armed with knives.
fredcheckers: frogmen
sephyhallow: @Himyul You deserve better than floor sausage! This is self care advice!
matthaus_c: ghoast
Kirkygirl: chat, how many hours into the game is Alex?
r10pez10: huanted
DigitalSeahorse:
Mega_man2: had to go back and watch all the old LRR Friday Nights
sephyhallow: @Kirkygirl like an hour and a bit
JadedCynic: well, this is like, episode 14? 2-3 hrs each...
Juliamon: This is session... 14?
wifi12345678910: 40ish I think?
JadedCynic:
@Kirkygirl "Oh, about five minutes"
sephyhallow: Why did I read that as this session? I am too sleepy for sense making.
r10pez10: 14 times 3 puts it at like 42 max?
wifi12345678910: we can see next hard save
Kirkygirl: @JadedCynic Episode 14? Okay. Thanks.
wifi12345678910: @r10pez10 one session ran for like 4 hours
Juliamon: He's quite deep into it, in any case
JadedCynic: I mean, I watched Ep 13's YT vieo this morning
JadedCynic:
Kirkygirl: "And a half a pack of cigarettes." "Hit it!"
matthaus_c: Dragunov was killed by a Snork, this is revenge
Kirkygirl: immediate dislike
ghyllnox: I wonder why it's called Snork Cave
Juliamon: Nice cave tbh
JollyGee29: You can easily hip fire a DMR, right?
Juliamon: 10/10 would spelunk here
ArmondoSC: this would have been a great place to have the shotty
TheAinMAP: As long as it's not a Snorsh cave.
Kirkygirl: I DON'T LIKE THIS
Kirkygirl: OH
matthaus_c: those are Snorks!
JadedCynic: @JollyGee29 I mean you're SUPPOSED to...
Kirkygirl: THOSE ARE SNORKS.
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: those WERE snorks
Kirkygirl: NICE. Good use of that.
JadedCynic: "in the Zone, we use EVERY part of the shotgun"
CaptainSpam: Remember, everyone, mask your snorks.
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matthaus_c: shadows on our arm going wild
JadedCynic: why kill prospective clients
matthaus_c: is that a shadow /of our fist/
Juliamon: That's the only legit thing about him, I think, is the blindness
JollyGee29: So, I had to go back and check this myself, but Nimble is the dude who knocked you out in the anomaly field right near the beginning of the game.
ArmondoSC: can we take his gun?
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JadedCynic: dude, people told us 'don't go into the Zone' - do we look like the sort to take advice?
fredcheckers: This is the only Saiga you can find for a while.
matthaus_c: Scar mention!
JadedCynic:
auto-shotty
JadedCynic: SPAS-12 eat your heart out
GasCityGaming: downside to watching while I play, hearing those noises lol
JadedCynic:
@GasCityGaming oh gawd, yeah - I've done that - played the same game as a stream; makes you REALLLY paranoid
matthaus_c:
done that with Minecraft, big mistake 
JadedCynic: 'a tree grows in brooklyn'
Fuzzra: I had to fire up Edge to resub and now I feel icky.
ghyllnox: Cleaners?
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wifi12345678910: psycho mantis?
ghyllnox: Spicy
JollyGee29: I wonder if this is one of the Call of Pripyat copters?
gonz0games: it 100% is
matthaus_c: CoP-ters
wifi12345678910: lol
Juliamon: now THIS is interesting
NotCainNorAbel: buritto day
matthaus_c: ahhh that's an old friend
DoodlestheGreat: BBQ Pit.
wifi12345678910: what sauce base do you think they use in Zone BBQ?
Juliamon: oh NO
Angnor33: Again! Again!
DoodlestheGreat: *derp*
ghyllnox: Uhoh
matthaus_c: @wifi12345678910 tourist's delight
DaFhaye: hi hi
DaFhaye: How's it going?
wifi12345678910: so colossal it might even be a dreadmaw?
Fuzzra: @wifi12345678910 HP brown sauce.
JollyGee29: @wifi12345678910 Vinegar, because the Zone is sour, yet delicious
Juliamon: marinate some piggus in vodka long enough and maybe they'll be safe to eat after cooking
matthaus_c: GSC really took a page out of what the community has been doing with the Xray games
JadedCynic: yeah, GSC are kinda like Bethesda - great at worldbuilding, but can't write a main story quest that holds the player's attention for more than 5 min
ghyllnox: Seems huge yeah
ButButTheJesus: I'll Scrumpy with you sweetie
DigitalSeahorse: scrumpy?
JadedCynic: yeah, the earth is making Scrumpy
ghyllnox: Of course there's treasure in The Pit
JadedCynic:
(it's a type of moonshine 
)
fredcheckers: Natural ground scrumpy
JadedCynic: and of course the artifact moves around
Fuzzra: @JadedCynic Wait, Bethesda put main quests in their games? Since when?!
wifi12345678910: @JadedCynic I wanna know how an artifact burned down skif's house
Zu_o: What is this, the fire swamp? Giant rodents gonna be jumping out at you?
Zu_o: They don't even have nice trees here!
JadedCynic: @Fuzzra according to wikis, all the time. Weird, right?
wifi12345678910: you're on fire
matthaus_c: is it somehow above you
ArmondoSC: i bet you theres more down
Fuzzra:
@JadedCynic 
JadedCynic: @Zu_o no that was earlier
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic huh, in the UK it means hard apple cider. And the verb "scrumping" means stealing apples from someone else's trees.
DigitalSeahorse: you stop, drop and roll
JadedCynic: @sephyhallow well, 'moonshine' used more as a general term
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic just cool to hear regional variants on words
JollyGee29: I don't remember any challenges with the artifact spawn here, might just be a bug
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow To be more specific, it's the sort of farmhouse cider that inspired Discworld scumble.
Lord_Hosk: I... am... fire man...
DoodlestheGreat: I smell roast pork.
fredcheckers: mmm long pork
wifi12345678910: long pork bbq?
JadedCynic: @sephyhallow to be fair - there's a LOT of expat UK in Victoria BC (and as for me, my da was born in manchester)
matthaus_c: hook up a controller's brain to yours, pacific rim style
matthaus_c: what could go wrong
wifi12345678910: a minecraft witch hut?
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra Yeah, that's how I'd use it if I was back home in the UK.
ProcyonFlynn: !findquote Hubris
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matthaus_c: @wifi12345678910 unironically kinda, yeah
matthaus_c: there's a few in the game world
fredcheckers: A scrumpy bottle is the Demo Man's melee weapon in TF2.
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic Boo, wrong side of the Pennines! (I'm from Yorkshire :p)
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: them bloodsucker cheeks
Marvoleath: point blanc grenade
Marvoleath: bold
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: BONK .... BONK
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow I had to relearn drinking cider when I got old and beer started doing . . . alarming things to my guts on the way back from the pub.
wifi12345678910: dummy thicc
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra Incredible what a quickly ingested pint of Old Rosie can do to a fella
JadedCynic: to borrow from Terry: "like bad yak through a short grandmother"
Kirkygirl: @JadedCynic Hold up, are you living in BC now? I thought you were living elsewhere.
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Oh, that's advanced level tramp fuel. Crude but effective.
sephyhallow: I had to learn that I *can* drink hot apple cider here in BC (I don't drink, turns out it's non-alcoholic!)
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra it's got a tad more kick that white shite, for sure
Kirkygirl: sephyhallow yes you can! Grab yourself a bunch of juice from SunRype and go to town! ^^
JadedCynic:
@Kirkygirl nah, still on the Right Coast I just know a fair bit about Victoria's populace since the UK expats like to play tourist, and Nfld is as far as you can go from Vic and still be in Canada
JadedCynic:
DigitalSeahorse:
Kirkygirl: @JadedCynic Mind y'don't swell up and wind up in Corner Brook!
sephyhallow: @Kirkygirl It is my new favourite winter tradition ^.^
fredcheckers: At release the mutants basically needed AP ammo.
Kirkygirl: speaking of apples y'all
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r10pez10: same
JadedCynic:
boy, have I got good news for your stock
r10pez10: does the wasteland do strudels or crumbles
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic Vic is very much like a halcyon version of a UK seaside town, with good weather and an honestly delightful lack of donkeys
Kirkygirl: sephyhallow I know, I live here!
TheGhostOfZero: I saw a thing about how everyone in this game has deep and complicated motivations, and then there's Skif just like WANT HOUSE
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Heh, it might dissolve your guts but at least you won't wish for death like after a 3l bottle of Frosty Jack's finest apple meths.
JadedCynic:
nah, old school stuffed baked apple core it, fill with raisins and nuts , then wrap in foil and roast in the campfire
wifi12345678910: did that rail signal just blink on?
DigitalSeahorse: 🐖🐖🐖
sephyhallow: @Kirkygirl You an expat or an original islander?
sephyhallow: HAHA
sephyhallow: cheap British ciders
JadedCynic: oh MAN
Kirkygirl: @sephyhallow born, raised, still live here.
r10pez10: it's when your icons on your mac aren't organised
fredcheckers: Apples and wood?
Kirkygirl grabs her bottle of Sea Cider
sephyhallow: Stuff you drink when you're 15 and think it's cool
JadedCynic:
unlicensed Mac knockoffs from the Kyber pass
DoodlestheGreat: @sephyhallow The equivalent of bum wines in the US
BrindleBoar: shaped like a fren
sephyhallow: @Kirkygirl they only have one 0% cider, but it's good
DigitalSeahorse: donut!
ProcyonFlynn:
Ponder the Orb 
JadedCynic: okay, the last one is a rickety tower
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
ghyllnox: I don't know but let's go poke it
DigitalSeahorse: portal?
fredcheckers: @JadedCynic Made from old Zunes and CD player.
sephyhallow: @DoodlestheGreat yeah, it's cheap and tastes like vomit in both directions
Kirkygirl: @ProcyonFlynn it is a cringe orb?
JadedCynic: @fredcheckers and somehow it still runs photoshop better than a G3
Fuzzra: Frosty Jack is extremely cheap and bad tramp cider. One slice of apple per bottle. It's one of the only things capable of giving me a blinding hangover.
JadedCynic: I think that's....SPECIAL...
fredcheckers: Quick save and jump in!
ArmondoSC: pondering if you will
BrindleBoar: no respect for orbology around here
JadedCynic: welp
wifi12345678910: what?!
Juliamon: wheeeeee!
Zu_o: He'd probably have let you if you said you were pondering
DigitalSeahorse: portal!
JadedCynic: no way else but in...
ghyllnox: Yooooooo
Marvoleath: wormhole? D:
DigitalSeahorse: where we now?
sephyhallow: Passing through the orb is exactly what a Frosty Jack hangover feels like
DigitalSeahorse: oof
JadedCynic: what is it? OURS now
r10pez10: are geiger counters supposed to sing
DigitalSeahorse: eek
wifi12345678910: oh no those things again
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow It really is.
Lord_Hosk: "Im studying the orb" YEAH YEAH...Thats what the Bajorans said, and then they joined the klingons and conquered the alpha and Beta quadrants.
ArmondoSC: oh shit
wifi12345678910: uh oh
fredcheckers: That's the neat part. You don't.
DigitalSeahorse: owee
JadedCynic: dang
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra Even in my alcoholic days I couldn't drink it
Juliamon: they fuckin stunlocked you
Juliamon: that's bullshit
JadedCynic: it seems to chase you
r10pez10: that was wild, whatever happened there
JollyGee29: The flashbang anomaly sucks
JadedCynic: and sometimes get ahead of it
DigitalSeahorse: killed by an ANALamy
JadedCynic:
'flashbang'
JadedCynic: * sometimes IT gets ahead of YOU
fredcheckers: There are a ton of guides online on how to avoid them and they are all diffrerent and filled with comments saying they are BS.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeee
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow I'm a former wine merchant. I avoided it like the plague until I no longer got discounted booze or a wage. Dark times.
JadedCynic: skif is now like 2" shorter than when he entered the Zone...
DigitalSeahorse: the ARK?
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra oosh them's some real dark times, friend
JadedCynic: I think there's a polter too?
BrindleBoar: smart dags
Angnor33: Mutated thumbs last week.
DigitalSeahorse: must be dobermans
fredcheckers: Noah. The SPAS12 dispenser.
ghyllnox: That's so many
JadedCynic: who opened the dog faucet??
wifi12345678910: I remember this scene from Christams story with the turkey
JollyGee29: That is so many dogs, wow
sephyhallow: come on folks
sephyhallow: who let the dogs out?
Varmint260: That's not how to park a boat!
DigitalSeahorse: so many dags
JadedCynic: "If I gotta come up there..."
JollyGee29: Ooh, the good stuff
Kirkygirl: oh wow, how fancyyy
DigitalSeahorse: NONSTOP!
DigitalSeahorse: woooo
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Probably some kind of just desserts - parties with offie minions are far too savage for the uninitiated liver
DigitalSeahorse: famcy
JadedCynic: on the plus side, I think the dags could still get up those stairs, but there's like three zappers....
BrindleBoar: it's what stalkers crave
DaFhaye: As someone that used to drink to many energy drinks a non stop one sounds terrifying
kiltyscot: Hey everyone
wifi12345678910: where's the owner?
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra I know the feeling. I remember the heady days when I used wine as a mixer.
DigitalSeahorse: I want it
DigitalSeahorse: just for the can
Fuzzra: @DaFhaye Those can be pretty rough. Vol for vol I'm likely to feel worse from those than rum!
r10pez10: why is the dog collar stalker sized
BrindleBoar: because it's a supdog collar
JadedCynic: I've seen people commenting "why do they have those tapestries on the walls of their shanties?" My brother in poverty - have you never been to a dollar store? people like art, and will settle for what they can afford (or in the case of the zone, what they can find)
DigitalSeahorse: what's subdog? xD
Lord_Hosk: Don't kink shame. We still gotta have fun after the end of civilization
BrindleBoar: it's an eastern european thing, yeah
DaFhaye: @Fuzzra At my worst I was 3 a day
Kirkygirl: Heraldry, too, iirc.
JadedCynic: yeah, and middle-canadian to (immigrants)
BrindleBoar: I still don't understand why they do it with carpets instead of making tapestries specifically, but /shrug
Kirkygirl: like, "our brave ancestor was here, and did this thing with this royalty." At least, I would imagine something like that.
JadedCynic:
a rocket-powered door would need to be included
Juliamon: If you tire of it you can still use it as a carpet
GasCityGaming: A wrench, and an art utensil crossed over a welding mask?
Kirkygirl: BrindleBoar decoration, making things warmer, and wealth I guess.
JadedCynic:
@BrindleBoar got news for you; guess which came first - the tapestry or the rug?
DigitalSeahorse: we've got a family crest too
ArmondoSC: uhhhh
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Kalimotxo is great on a hot day, to be fair.
JadedCynic:
yay...main plot progress 
Fuzzra: @DaFhaye Ooh, that much caffeine makes me fall asleep while expecting to die of a heart attack
sephyhallow: @BrindleBoar carpet is woven, tapestries require a lot of intricate hand-stitching - so, price
Kirkygirl: I am really unusual in that I can't even have dark chocolate at this time of day, let alone any energy drinks or coffee. I'll be up until 3 am if that's the case.
sephyhallow:
@Fuzzra very generous of you to assume I made something decent. Nah this was when we ran out of coke, I used wine to mix vodka 
BrindleBoar: Structurally a carpet is meant to be on the floor, if they're hung up they will start to come apart. So either they're making carpets unnecessarily versatile, or they're (admittedly slowly) destroying them.
DigitalSeahorse: energy drinks help me drive clear headed but also more anxiously
JadedCynic:
@BrindleBoar "when all you have is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail"
Fuzzra: @Kirkygirl Oh, you have my deepest sympathies. A hot chocolate with a splash of rum is my emergency knockout juice for moments of insomnia.
Kirkygirl: @Fuzzra it's fine, because I can run all day off of a cup of Earl Grey.
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Could be worse. Bourbon and cheap red wine tastes like damp and decaying paper.
JollyGee29: If you truck over to the Sultansk, there is a guide to let you vorp around
DigitalSeahorse: these days I just have relaxing comforting lactose free milk
Kirkygirl: LOL Baldylocks
Fuzzra: @Kirkygirl \o/
BrindleBoar: baldylocks, baldylocks, let down your bald
DigitalSeahorse: boingy
JadedCynic: a clapped out UAZ driving from stop to stop...
CaptainSpam: "Bus line 82a soon, fellow Stalker."
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra I won't ask how you know that because it's pretty self-evident, but DAMN. We sure did make some poor drinking choices in our youth, huh?
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like something Kerosyne would do, or however he spells it
Kirkygirl: Can you imagine this armoured out bus just driving around like a city bus, taking STALKERS anywhere they need to go, along a certain route?
sephyhallow: Alex you literally didn't drink, so yeah
ButButTheJesus: I honestly didn't drink until 21
wifi12345678910: I didn't start drinking until I was 17
fredcheckers: Zone Bus would be much more interesting than it's predecessor.
ghyllnox: "Oh, you need a guide in this region? Actually, you just head down to the bus stop. Yes, the bus stop. Driver will take you where you need to go"
JollyGee29: Making good decisions with a substance known for reducing inhibitions is.. challenging
wifi12345678910: And even then it was only what my cousin gave me
Kirkygirl: when I was young, I was so straight laced, I didn'
matthaus_c: I've only had one terrible time, so I count myself pretty lucky
JadedCynic: I avoided soft drinks because the carbonation was hard on my soft palette...I've learned to like root beer sadly, for the enamel on my teeth...
Kirkygirl: didn't really drink until I was 19.
Lord_Hosk: I never drank more than a couple of drinks. and didn't start until I was like 23(shrugs)
DigitalSeahorse: I once drank way too much while depressed and I nearly hurled, never again
JadedCynic: I; well yeah didn't drink much but TRIED this or that (a glass of something with dinner)
BrindleBoar: I desperately miss Four Loko, but I'm also very glad it's gone.
Kirkygirl:
My mom did part of her career in an emergency room. She scared the hell out of me and my sister to not do stuff.
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wifi12345678910: I did throw up drinking once, but I'm like 90% sure it's because I mixed a drink that tasted terrible.
ghyllnox: I've gotten drunk twice, and that was to the point of throwing up, and both times were when I was pretty depressed as a form of self-harm. Other than that I drank lightly throughout my 20s and have recently nearly stopped altogether
Zu_o: the weeeefeees
shushu2539: once i got temporary partial blindness from a sip of vodka
sephyhallow: I was part of a society that annually made a version of a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. It was basically a Stardew Valley potluck of booze. Incredible so many of us are still alive.
JadedCynic: and then I turned 19, and my friends took me out on a pub crawl on a wednesday night...
DaFhaye: I remember mixing 4 loco with energy drink called bookoo and that was the worst day of my life
DigitalSeahorse: alcohol being a depressant to begin with isn't a great start for it
fredcheckers: A frat at my college made jungle juice in a stock tank and it degalvanized the steel and sent a bunch of them to the hospital with heavy metal poisoning.
ghyllnox: @fredcheckers OHNO
Kirkygirl: @JadedCynic I feel sorry for your liver.
Kirkygirl: @fredcheckers OH SHIT
ghyllnox: @JadedCynic Also OHNO
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow Oh, yes. On the bright side, I'm from the days where underage drinking happened in pubs. You'd get busted in the park, you'd be fine in certain pubs if you didn't make a nuisance of yourself. I was being polite at the bar and returning my glass from 14.
JadedCynic: @Kirkygirl don't be; I went tetotal after literally disappearing for a day
ArmondoSC: whats the worst that could happen?
matthaus_c: Snork Cave II
fredcheckers: @ghyllnox Turns out Everclear and Hawaiian Punch mix will dissolve nearly anything.
DigitalSeahorse: sinkhole
DigitalSeahorse: snorkhole
sephyhallow: @Fuzzra I'm 36, and same. Remember when the smoking ban came in and suddenly pubs smelled like pubs? D:
DigitalSeahorse: snole
fredcheckers: @DigitalSeahorse Right in the snorkhole
Zu_o: @sephyhallow im 36 and literally allergic to smoke, thank god for the indoor smoking ban.
JadedCynic: go around the far side
JadedCynic: oooh, bats!
Kirkygirl: bats are cool.
DigitalSeahorse: bat frands
sephyhallow: @Zu_o I appreciate the ban, I just wish the pubs smelled less like wet carpet
Zu_o: like, I'm an athiest, so I should say thank regulation, but
Fuzzra: @sephyhallow I do. Also, to protect the guilty, I've definitely not smoked while lurking in a closed pub in more recent times. >.>
JadedCynic: yeah, right up until they give you rabies
Zu_o: it does feel magical being able to breathe
DigitalSeahorse: when was the last save?
DigitalSeahorse: woo
fredcheckers: Snussy is cursed.
DigitalSeahorse: neato
ghyllnox: Fuzzy
Lord_Hosk: the game things otherwise
Fuzzra: @Zu_o Yeah, I might miss smoking indoors but I don't want to gnarl up lungs that didn't sign up for that abuse.
Zu_o: now I only have to deal with perfumes and scents!
DoodlestheGreat: "Some Fries, M*****R"
DigitalSeahorse: good eye
Kirkygirl: @Zu_o I really hope you have to deal with the following on a minimal basis: "nice cologne/perfume/body spray. Must you marinate in it?"
Fuzzra: @Zu_o Oh, cripes. 900 year old women wearing a gallon of lily-of-the-valley . . .
Zu_o: @Fuzzra I live by a church, and the number of times I walk by and wish I hadn't is astounding.
DigitalSeahorse: lily of the valley, maybe that was the perfume I was supposed to remember?
Fuzzra: @Zu_o D:
shushu2539: nice jumping
sephyhallow: I will say, Canadians use far less fragrance than the British. It's super obvious when I visit home and suddenly I have headaches in public.
JadedCynic: @Zu_o yeah, it's amazing how people don't appreciate being healthy until...I've had arthritis since my 20s; some years later, I had a kidney stone and the hospital gave me morphine. it kicked in and I said "oh wow, I see why people get addicted to this" - it didn't just shut down the pain in my kidney, but ALL the little aches and pains I'd been having that I'd become used to over the years, the daily tiny agonies that I just lived with.
ghyllnox: @Kirkygirl I have a very sensitive nose personally, but I've run into a surprising number of people that have just enough anosmia that they can't tell when they've applied enough scent and err on what is, for me at least, the wrong side
DigitalSeahorse: I have that and am allergic to most if not all flowery scents
Kirkygirl: @ghyllnox I work as a massage therapist. I really try not to have anything scented during my treatments, just because I know there area so many people who have allergies or just don't like scents.
DigitalSeahorse: pollen
sephyhallow: @JadedCynic Feel you. I started having seizures 5 years ago. Under control now, but it really rocks you.
Fuzzra: My criterion for deodorant choice is the thing on sale that smells most like laundry.
ghyllnox: I support that
Juliamon: Doesn't help that a lot of modern fragrance goes hard on heavier aromachemicals that are both more likely to be a migraine/asthma trigger AND people are more likely to go anosmic to really quickly
Kirkygirl: I wear a lot of naturally-sourced products, if ever, for that reason.
Juliamon: so the people who buy and wear it use more and more really fast
Zu_o: @ghyllnox so, I had nasal polyps removed in 2016, it was like a 95% blockage to my nasal cavities, so I got the benefit of (Only being able to smell by taste, which is a thing you develop a bit actually) complete anosmia until it was removed. (fun story about how everything smelled like coconuts for a week actually) so I had allergies without ANY benefit at all.
Fuzzra: Lynx/Axe is some kind of crime.
JadedCynic: yeah, we've evolved past needing to cover our stink in artifical 'coverups'
Kirkygirl: @Fuzzra YES.
DoodlestheGreat: I always try to get unscented products, for my sake and others.
ghyllnox: I can take most "natural" smells that aren't floral. Anything synthetic is horrid
fredcheckers: I have to hold my breath to go down the detergent aisle
Zu_o: @JadedCynic my heart breaks for you a bit, that sounds tragic and I hope things aren't always existential pain.
DigitalSeahorse: yeah people who use it get desensitized so end up using more so they can still smell it but the rest of us die from it
ghyllnox: @fredcheckers Same
ghyllnox: I *prefer* bad BO to people doused in synthetic perfumes
Juliamon: and the amount of people who get SO offended when you tell them they're using too much... like, I'm sorry I want to NOT BE ILL in your presence??
DigitalSeahorse: that one guy on my pool team I tried to politely not sit too close to
JadedCynic:
@Zu_o I hate that stone, because it meant I had to remember what 'not being in pain' felt like
Kirkygirl: @Juliamon RIGHT?
fredcheckers: I'm pretty sure these dogs literally can't climb the cars
JadedCynic:
(also now I drink like 10L of water a day and spend half of it in the w/c )
DigitalSeahorse: DAGS
Fuzzra: @Zu_o That sounds similar to the thing I learned for wine tasting where you sort of loop the back of your mouth through the sinuses.
DigitalSeahorse: so spinny
ButButTheJesus:
100 I have to bed now, thanks for these streams I'm glad when I can catch them and I'll enjoy the vods later
DigitalSeahorse: woop
matthaus_c: spicy wet
JadedCynic:
this is GTA III water
Zu_o: @Juliamon I asked someone (in a suit) once, while standing in a public bus stop, on a sidewalk owned by a post secondary institution that didn't allow smoking on the sidewalks, to consider smoking 3 meters away from the bus stop. he responded by saying, "You're lucky you haven't been shivved talking to people like that."
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: fordable, nah - that's bad
ghyllnox: Doesn't look possible no
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Zu_o: @Zu_o Buuuuut I do live in alberta, so I guess I should have expected that.
JadedCynic: @Zu_o some said that to me, and I'd draw on him...
BrindleBoar: @Zu_o god I hate people
DigitalSeahorse: my sympathies
sephyhallow: @Zu_o eesh, that sucks. Sorry for humans.
Fuzzra: @Zu_o Nobody sane has ever referred to shriving in mundane conversation. Shriving should be kept for the thuribles in the original Discworld game.
JadedCynic: "shiv"
Zu_o: hahaha
Fuzzra: Oh. Shiv, not shrive. Oops
ghyllnox: Ratto parade
JadedCynic:
still a nice discworld quote!
DigitalSeahorse: *shivers*
Juliamon: literal actual conga rats
ghyllnox:
@Juliamon
JadedCynic: should we be worried that the rats were all running in the OTHER DIRECTION? #Padme
JadedCynic: so much dirty water
DigitalSeahorse: gross
matthaus_c: when I was / a young rat
DigitalSeahorse: don't drink the water
JadedCynic: and all that dirt is full of ionizing radiation
fredcheckers: @matthaus_c my father/ took me into the sewer
Fuzzra: Now I come to think of it, you might actually be more terrifying in prison if you're threatening to shrive people, and you don't even need to sharpen your toothbrush.
Kirkygirl: what the hell was that?
JadedCynic:
half sunken into the riverbed
DigitalSeahorse: ow
Kirkygirl: oh that sounds like *fun*.
Juliamon: It's a very cool concept that you never want to deal with
JadedCynic:
@Kirkygirl someone on the devs read Dune - "the slow blade passes" you WALK through them fine, but run?
DigitalSeahorse: I think my dad punches one of those once
JadedCynic: hey, pontoon bridges? does this place look familiar?
DigitalSeahorse: it was flat beforehand
JadedCynic: yeah, loot first, sort after
wifi12345678910: were those actual enemies?
matthaus_c: buket
wifi12345678910: I thought we were on the noontide island
ghyllnox: Armor is ded
JadedCynic: clipped through the slope
matthaus_c: buket went where all the burer weapons go
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeeeeee
Juliamon: Everything became awful all at once
JadedCynic: I think the rats just want into that cave for shelter...
Fuzzra: Rats, rats. They fought the dogs and killed the cats
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: not YET at least...
DigitalSeahorse: looks very red
DigitalSeahorse: is it morning?
matthaus_c: our armour's gotta be paper by now
DigitalSeahorse: that tree seemed to want to say something
JadedCynic: I know where we are...from CoP
wifi12345678910: Is this where those two guys with the bugged quest ending are?
JollyGee29: You've had a couple missions in this area, at least
JadedCynic: I think you came yes - came through here going in the other direction
matthaus_c: 0451
JadedCynic: 1234
matthaus_c:
oh 0451 is a meme too
JadedCynic: 1138 while we're at it, yeah
JadedCynic: yes farhenheit 451
matthaus_c: it's from System Shock
JadedCynic: reference
wifi12345678910: shift change mission was here I thought
JadedCynic: thx-1138
ArmondoSC: is there a quest log that might have it?
ghyllnox: Bonk
TheAinMAP:
Genie_M: 71 is the reload count?
BrindleBoar: rats gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here
matthaus_c: just a shot of morphine to start the day
JollyGee29: I did once have a poltergeist follow me for a couple kilometers
Kirkygirl: Hey Alex, what do you think of Life Of Boris?
Fuzzra: It could be pretty cool to have a mod pulling this and Pacific drive back together
Kirkygirl: For me, he was an excellent introduction to some aspects of modern Slavic culture.
wifi12345678910: oh no lmao
BrindleBoar: I think they're upset
Genie_M: Er.....
DigitalSeahorse: woops
Angnor33: Hmmmm...
Genie_M: Hey, a switch!
wifi12345678910: The less popular sequel "who let the snorks out"
Genie_M: Tbh it's their fault putting the emergency open switch next to the entrance and not locking it
matthaus_c: it's the blue man group
BrindleBoar: look, someone's gotta milk the snorks, don't kinkshame
Red_Dead_Monkey: May wan to save?
JadedCynic: I'm sure there's nothing amiss with what they're doing
DigitalSeahorse: maybe the snorks were friends of theirs they couldn't bear to kill
JollyGee29: These dudes are probably just getting fodder for the arena in Rostok or something
sephyhallow: @BrindleBoar what a banger of a sentence
wifi12345678910: not worth
BrindleBoar: uh
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: he's former monolith - being 'called'
wifi12345678910: oh no
ghyllnox: Huh
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: he just turnt
DigitalSeahorse: fall
DigitalSeahorse: F
JadedCynic: oh that is a MEAN thing to do with the savegame - on spawn, the dead dogs all while! #GSCWhy
Fuzzra: Ah, sod it. I finished my book earlier, seems like a good time to get Roadside Picnic.
DigitalSeahorse: what would I do with all the combines I harvest?
matthaus_c: well that's explained
DigitalSeahorse:
rabbitgta: G g g ghosts?
JadedCynic: crunchcrunch
DigitalSeahorse: start eating glass
DigitalSeahorse: and eat your guns with a knife and fork
fredcheckers: Eat a "DROP AND RUN" cylinder
sephyhallow: You would pull some HORSE APPLES like this STEVE
matthaus_c: @fredcheckers that's just a nice treat for dinner
DigitalSeahorse: eat a grenade like an apple
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
BrindleBoar: my stomach had the rumblies only hands would satisfy
DigitalSeahorse: half borrito in the fridge?
DigitalSeahorse: I was just watching a first ep of an adult swim cartoon about this guy that finds a mushroom that can cure death
matthaus_c: Common Side Effects is so good
DigitalSeahorse: yes that's what it's called
DigitalSeahorse: fly tarp
DigitalSeahorse: so oily
Kirkygirl: This man is either very lucky or very unfortunate to have lived this long.
DigitalSeahorse: moist
JollyGee29: This was a neat little conversation
Kirkygirl: like, gent is near bald.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
matthaus_c: drilling bullets
NotCainNorAbel: why does no one else worry about their ammo reserves?
Juliamon: it has been [0] days since we last blew our own eardrums out
JollyGee29: NPCs all have anomalous magazines
JollyGee29: Bed is in the NW building
BrindleBoar: I like that there's a subtitle for (wakes up)
matthaus_c:
@NotCainNorAbel it's a miracle we don't have to manually load our ammo into magazines before using them
JollyGee29: Bases all lock down when you are "in combat."
DoodlestheGreat: At least you made a bit of progress.
DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex heads into The Zone on Play it Forward. Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl) at Mon 10:00 AM PST (13:03 from now).
ghyllnox: and alexsteacy.com!
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
fredcheckers: Thanks!
matthaus_c: Can't Horse and W+P alternating Wednesdays woot woot
TheAinMAP:
vinewood_og: Thanks everyone! Keep your powder dry.
pn55:
Thanks for the stream Alex!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
DigitalSeahorse:
sea ya!
JadedCynic: o/
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex heads into The Zone on Play it Forward. Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl) at Mon 10:00 AM PST (12:54 from now).
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