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Thefluffiestguineapig: Any other early nopers today?
baltimore_667083: perhaps
NotCainNorAbel: maybe, who's asking?
Thefluffiestguineapig: My cats
LostThePirate: I'm here
NotCainNorAbel: Tell them I say pstpspstpspst
Thefluffiestguineapig: The one awake one was interested
NotCainNorAbel: My cats are busy being annoyed they can see each other
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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hieroglyphica: Hello all! I'm unexpectedly taking apart a 2 stroke engine. I am not a mechanic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Lawnmower or snowblower?
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NotCainNorAbel: @hieroglyphica how does one get to unexpectedly take apart an engine, 2 or 4 stroke?
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DaFhaye: Good evening yall
lamina5432: evening
hieroglyphica:
I found a cultivator in my basement! It would be extremely useful if it worked 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica That's much safer than either option I offered! Fingers crossed for you
lamina5432: is it a taoist?
NotCainNorAbel: next question; how did you have a cultivator in your basement without prior knowledge?
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CataclysmicReverb:
experienced phrogger
hieroglyphica: Man, there's some wild stuff in the spider closet. But I don't go in there normally unless I need to turn off the houses water. I did, and this time I found a cultivator! Last time I found a hedge trimmer, so I'm really turning out
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hieroglyphica: I'm a renter btw, this house has just been rented since 1909 so it's seen some shit
NotCainNorAbel: @hieroglyphica are you sure this basement isn't the storage for a hardware store?
hieroglyphica: Also this engine has so many spiders
hieroglyphica: @notcainnorabel only if it's run by spiders!
DoubleNterprises:
RIP Space Ghost
itira: good eeeeevening gamers
DaFhaye: Ello ello
kragmabutch: monsters are scary therefore
saucemaster5000: more like monster boringasfuckter
DaFhaye: Okay the new spider is pretty scary
baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Adam!
itira: LOL
Strebenherz: yes but we're here for it
Dog_of_Myth:
Darleysam: meanwhile let's take a look at Is This Your Card...
saucemaster5000: dear lord please don't make this a react to horror stream
betweenmyself: you built up your backbones through regular workout
Aidankatz7: let’s nope is no longer the highlight of my content watching week. it’s Friday nights, and THEN Let’s Nope
niccus: no no no, leverage that to let you turn the stream lights off
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snowyowlly: actually yeah, i can't do horror media outside this
DoubleNterprises: 2 Spoop Bois in a Cadillac
itira: I HONESTLY would never watch or play games like this. but this stream? top teir
Darleysam: it's a good framework for an entertaining stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real
LostThePirate: It me
Mr_Horrible: I do mean it as no shade against you two, but I do not really come here to appreciate the horror aspect of the horror games you play
Dog_of_Myth: That's me
Mr_Horrible: not really the emphasis of the show, and that's fine
Cptasparagus: horror games for babies
Naesiir: a valuable service to the community
Nigouki: the gateway drug to spoop
electra310: The Spooky Boys provide a dehorrifying filter
Strebenherz: i'd rather watch two people who have good streamer chemistry than scream reactions tbh
itira:
DaFhaye: Also as a horror person. I don't find most of it scary so it's just fun as a background
PMAvers: The AlgoBait
MWGNZ: the reactions here are honest, and usually involve a lot of laughing
ghyllnox: It me as well, it was a struggle for me to even watch Let's Nope for a while
itira: i tune in for the lols
Thefluffiestguineapig: The horror is the Subway-verse
Darleysam:
SCARIEST game I've EVER played!!! 
➡️
CaptinOfBeez: I tune in for the hard hitting opinion pieces
saucemaster5000: accept you are the mystery science theater, not the sundance selection
niccus: is it horror when you're on the second monitor
Strebenherz: here for two clowns
Aidankatz7: let’s nope is no longer the highlight of my content watching week. it’s Friday nights, and THEN Let’s Nope
electra310: The draw was always watching LRRsfolk get scared, not to get scared ourselves
Mr_Horrible: "This stream used to be about horror games" "No, Ben has just become inured to 15$ indie horror tropes"
Robot_Bones: You should play bloodborne again to see if they are still here
Masslost: my thoughts on this are: i come here for the boys and sometimes i pay attention to the game
Nigouki: you're heroes who've liberated them from spending time on things they don't like
Naesiir: In your defense, the horror game developers are also "stretching" the definition of the genre
itira:
Speaking of living rent free in my brain. I had a dream last night where Serge was swearing his head off on his home stream.
betweenmyself:
You’re a horror stream that doesn’t play every Five Nights at Freddy’s game that releases, so you’re doing right be my calculus 
electra310:
I maaaaay have taken a brief hiatus during Bloodborne, but I wasn't whining about it 
terribleplan: Whoo, new computer tiem!
Mr_Horrible: Capcom ruining PCs since they started porting games
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fairly early on in Let's Nope Ben and Alex played the Alone in the Dark games Adam, so let that sink in
DaFhaye: That's fair
HadesLeprechaun: scary in 1992 or whatever, lol
MWGNZ: 90s spooky adjacent
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first one? Yes. After that? Absolutely not
Mr_Horrible: old Alone in the Dark is essentially Spooky Monkey Island
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DaFhaye: Ben is not lying at all
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Mr_Horrible: fuck fleamen
DoubleNterprises: Didn't Primus have a song about that guy?
Mr_Horrible: impossible to hit
dutchmoose: Honestly, would something like Luigi's Mansion be a stretch on this stream? I'd be down for games like that tbh
Nigouki: show the class
Mr_Horrible: good ol Kefka Pallazo
Nigouki: ;_;
patrick_stonecrusher: Ma a a a a rio o o o o
betweenmyself:
this is a Horror stream, not a Google Image Search stream 
Mai_Andra: horror "elements
Dog_of_Myth:
itira:
Adam!
Darleysam: just on your phone
Nigouki: they don't have a deliberately intimidating room where they sit on thrones high above you?
MWGNZ: ypeLUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
DaFhaye: I call my boss a dumbass everyday.
BusTed: I don't think so
Mr_Horrible: this might finally be... the last of us
BusTed: there's a big section that hasn't happened yet
Aidankatz7: sadder than the first
DoubleNterprises: Are Us close to the Last?
Mr_Horrible: Joel gets really into NFTs
betweenmyself: maybe 60% through?
Aidankatz7: 2 is sadder than 1
Kramburger: The big spoiler is that the sequal pivots to a hardcore crafting sim
Juliamon: non-fungusable
DaFhaye: You're closer to the end than you were when you started
SnackPak_:
Darleysam: well Troy Baker briefly did...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam Steve Rogers-ed that spoiler for you Ben
varmintx0: are you not going to play Left Behind?
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, they need more non-fungible things in that setting
saucemaster5000: That scene where Joel Funges everyone....
betweenmyself: they’re Non-Fungible… They don’t grow Fungus
Mr_Horrible: "My apes, secured"
Nigouki: crypto can survive without the gobment!
Kramburger: My rare apes
PMAvers: The clickers, they drank all my slurp juice!
Kramburger: Oh GOD
DaFhaye: Elley! Have you heard of DOGE coin!!?? Should I invest!?
Aidankatz7: yeah @betweenmyself said they’re non-fungusable
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOO
Kramburger: The last horse crossesn the line
couchboyj: Invest in Subwayverse Coin today
Nigouki: cryptid-curious
Mr_Horrible: "It's gambling, Pee Paw"
Aidankatz7: non-fungusable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job Ben
Mai_Andra: with the entire population overrun by fungi, a nonfungible asset seems...
PMAvers: My uncle sold his plane for Bitcoin. I pointed and laughed at him.
Nigouki: "did you get in at the ground floor? no? then bitcoin is not for you"
Cptasparagus: someone in my discord who maybe says 1 thing a year wrote a whole page about how great the blockchain is yesterday....
saucemaster5000: My Uncle tried to convince my 78-year old alzheimers ridden mom to get into NFTs. Never been so mad.
TheAwkes:
If you want dark money to do crimes and influence governments, it's great! 
Mr_Horrible: remember to tell him that 99% of all gamblers stop before they make it big
Darleysam: "no, but *I* could be the one..." - people watching Squid Game/people hearing about Crypto
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus YESTERDAY oof
betweenmyself: how are they going to make it TO THE MOON without that one guy?
Mr_Horrible: Ben they've already taken that angle MANY times
Blakemcm: big the cat
DaFhaye: Rouge?
InconsiderateHat: Sassie!
BusTed: I remember Milo and Otis
ghyllnox: "I need someone to hold all this monopoly money"
DaFhaye: Oooooooh
couchboyj: Tyats how pyramid scemes work, gotta keep recruiting the next level down
saucemaster5000: Sassy
electra310: Sassy!
BusTed: same genre
Aidankatz7: tails the fox?
DaFhaye: UUUUUUUUHHHH
raulghoulia: Homrward Bound
Aidankatz7: Sonic?
electra310: Chance, Shadow, Sassy
Blakemcm: sonic motha fuckaaaa
Mr_Horrible: there was a super bowl ad of Mark Wahlberg calling you a wuss if you didn't buy crypto
Dog_of_Myth: Sanic
saucemaster5000: Sassy chance and shadow you philistines
Mr_Horrible: they've taken that tack for YEARS
Aidankatz7: Tails the Fox
itira: OH i know what youre talking ab out XD
DaFhaye: We were all on the wrong line there
Mai_Andra: That's actually what they need to do, though. They're pushing NFTs too hard, so it's obviously a scam.
Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig completely unprompted because someone said that crypto was just a shitty casino
patrick_stonecrusher: Please dont remember Milo and Otis, l beg you
Mr_Horrible: Keanu Reeves
Aidankatz7: Keanu Reeves
Aidankatz7: Shadow
Mr_Horrible: I'm topical
Aidankatz7: was Keanu Reeves
HadesLeprechaun: he is Shadow in Sonic 3
saucemaster5000: They are making a sonic joke
Aidankatz7: yes
itira:
Mr_Horrible: it's a joke about Sonic 3, streamer
betweenmyself:
Mai_Andra: Sonic? yes.
Aidankatz7: he was
Mr_Horrible: you just don't know current events
Aidankatz7: in sonic
Darleysam: pretty sure michael j fox was one of them
SnackPak_: gottem
Mr_Horrible: because you're Adam
electra310: He's the other Shadow
Aidankatz7: wait we aren’t talking about sonic?
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible:
saucemaster5000: was sassy bridget fonda?
Mr_Horrible: born as a 90 year old man
saucemaster5000: oh yeh
Aidankatz7: wait so we weren’t talking about sonic?
BusTed: voiced by dungeon meshi
BusTed: home alone
Kramburger: Home Alone
DoubleNterprises: Because Don Ameche was born in 1908
saucemaster5000: ben doesn't believe in reality
InconsiderateHat:
She's from SCTV 
Mr_Horrible: Schitt's Creek has committed the sin of putting Dan Levy in every single ad for the last 3 years
drcthulu: the chicken tender are pretty good too
Mr_Horrible: that man is in literally every commercial
Nigouki: "Resting place Resurrection Cemetery Asbury, Iowa, U.S." I wonder how often they get sued for false advertising
Blakemcm: hot dog and the rotissary chicken babeeeee
itira: costco does yeah
saucemaster5000: Costco does it
baltimore_667083: yes
Cptasparagus: Ben was trying to end the podcast!
James_LRR: COVID kinda killed free samples
Seth_Erickson: they do I believe
NarishmaReborn: yes
drcthulu: they still do
Dog_of_Myth: My Kroger still does
PhuzNutz: Spoopy Boys! Great to see yinz.
drcthulu: but it's only at specific times
Blakemcm: costco is for car havers
MolaMolaphant: I can take light rail to costco...
betweenmyself:
anytime I try to sneak in the CostCops grab me and put me in their bulk holding cell
saucemaster5000: GET a costco memebership if you can! Please, please, please, it makes my job mealplanning for folks easier
TheAwkes: Vancouver has a downtown Costco.
Mr_Horrible: that's more to maintain, Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because they don't want people sneaking in
electra310: You probably won't walk home with 60 rolls of toilet paper
BusTed: yeah what happened to our Jetsons future
Saintnex: Costco in AB still does it, can confirm, it’s my part time job
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SmoreThanAFeelin: vancouvers is downtown
drcthulu: There's a costco that's in the middle of the burbs in Ottawa, it's the biggest on the eastern coast too
max_wang: I can actually walk to 2 Costco’s but I don’t have a membership
kimmibeans: We have a 2-floor Costco in Westchester, NY
Thefluffiestguineapig: Settle in for the Adam journey
Electrodyne: My apartment is 200 yards from Costco
itira: what is this .... minecraft??
kid_flashionable:
why
firehawkzoa: Costco also likes to buy cheap land
Isaac3567: @drcthulu Yeah I am like a 15 minute drive from there
Naesiir: ah the minecraft special
Electrodyne: Brb getting a chicken
Mr_Horrible: this man's been running too much Shavronne's Tower
electra310: Minecraft Grocery Store
NotCainNorAbel: I'm tossing stuff down
Dog_of_Myth: Hire some sherpas
PhuzNutz: So, Minecraft?
RealGamerCow: puley system
TheAwkes:
@drcthulu How dare you call Ottawa East Coast! Sincerely, someone from Halifax.
saucemaster5000: Adam wants to be a monster from "Rampage"
Thefluffiestguineapig: So what if you're in a wheelchair?
Aidankatz7: Chaddle?
JoeLowe2: Are you trying to kill James?
kid_flashionable:
Masslost: ben Costco with apartments is in the works in usa
Mazrae: always carry a backpack?
n3ther:
uhuh SURE 
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: sure...
Seth_Erickson: cull the cattle Adam says
patrick_stonecrusher: Health food 1st floor
BusTed:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Blind? tough
n3ther: Ben with the immediate call out lol
Veshnikard: Darwin did that not Adam
Aidankatz7: Adam walked himself off a cliff
Seth_Erickson: the subway verse
James_LRR: Do I at least get a discount at your grocery store?
Nigouki: yearly review done so we can do WHATEVER noone will rememeber for a year!
Kramburger: Back in the subway verse
PhuzNutz: Eggs in the battle brawl basement
drcthulu: That sounds like the inconvienience store from the far side comic
saucemaster5000: Why not a water slide from the top where you have to grab your groceries on my way down?
Aidankatz7: I think the fact that you didn’t notice makes it pretty funny
Mr_Horrible: "I have to reach Celestial rank to access the tortillas"
kid_flashionable: It'd play the MGS 3 theme song as you climb up the ladder
couchboyj: Instacart stocks through the roof
niccus: an active susie
RealGamerCow: LIke window cleaners
NotCainNorAbel: I'm still going to throw stuff down this hole
RealGamerCow: on two big rope
kid_flashionable: What a thrill... spaghetti in floor 13...
gualdhar: I got here one minute ago and I'm thoroughly confused
Mr_Horrible: and then they turn to the camera and say "It's a living"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard
Naesiir: yeah just hire people for each floor and use the mail tubes to send things around. Go full Futurama
DaFhaye: Where are the beans at?
betweenmyself: Cows that watch Twitch streams: Chattle
Mai_Andra:
No, we went for the food. 
Cptasparagus: I think they go for the waitresses
niccus: people love experiences
Mr_Horrible: @Naesiir I'm fully in service of more vacuum tube delivery systems
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would SO go there
saucemaster5000: this is a streamer's idea of how to run a business
Veshnikard: Can my door dash driver climb the ladder is the real question
DaFhaye: The cheapest stuff is at the top
Thefluffiestguineapig: to watch the giant ogre dumbwaiter
RealGamerCow: The higher the floor, the higher the discount. one percent per floor
James_LRR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr_Horrible: no, *Californians* love "experiences" everyone else is normal
Aidankatz7: hi James
slamaham: make shopping like American Gladiators
Thefluffiestguineapig: MILK IS ON 78 YOU MONSTER
snowyowlly: how about a really wide climbing net thing
couchboyj: Two, one on each side of the ladder
Mr_Horrible: and their hands are gone by the bottom
Mazrae: i would hate to stock that store
DaFhaye: No no. They take them down with them
saucemaster5000: this is the slide into adam becoming mr beast for my job and I fucking hate it
Dog_of_Myth: This sounds like a grocery store for Snake.
James_LRR: Wait, there isn't even an up and down ladder? It's all one ladder?
Mr_Horrible: Milk on 70, Chocolate milk on 76
DoubleNterprises: It would expire before you could haul it up there!
itsr67: that's so mean I love it
JoeLowe2: @James_LRR - It's your nightmare
Kramburger: They already do that
Thefluffiestguineapig: So as a person who is 5 foot even I would just be shit out of luck?
kid_flashionable: @Dog_of_Myth I live my liiife, not for honor, but for discount breeeaad
kid_flashionable: bread eeaaaterrr]
Aidankatz7: unhealthier food at the top
DaFhaye: Ice cream at the top
Kramburger: They put the staples at the back so you have to walk past all their other stock
DaFhaye: Toilet paper?
hieroglyphica: I live near a Franz bakery, so discount bread is the only kind I eat
Mr_Horrible: "You can't beat the system, stop trying
itira: tp? TOP FLOOR
itsr67:
hieroglyphica: Also I wake up to the smell of fresh baked donuts and have to perform a will check every morning
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
MacbethSeemsSus: How rickety is the ladder
accountmadeforants: Take a normal grocery store, and put it on its side
DaFhaye: Ope
BusTed: ope
SnackPak_: monsters
saucemaster5000: my life is built around trying to get food and shopping more accessible -- This pitch is killing my soul
itsr67: how tf do you get down, I'm late to this
electra310: Sideways Stories from Adam's Grocery
itira: just one employee on the floor and theyre on break right now
ghyllnox: First 20 floors are the offices
DaFhaye: Are the employees also using the ladder?/
drcthulu: bathrooms are on the roof
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ No monster, singular, this is all Adam
Naesiir: No see people don't come down the latter. You have to keep going up and then you take the comically large slide down with all your groceries
DaFhaye: I'm dying
MacbethSeemsSus: Checkout's the middle floor
HadesLeprechaun: I actually think it's almost funnier with a really wide ladder wall. 50ft wide ladder going up 100 floors, just a whole bunch of ants going up and down
patrick_stonecrusher: Plan your trip, highest floor 1st, shop your way down
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breath, my face hurts laughing
DarknessKingCoH: Is the store music just a lofi loop of Snake Eater?
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, employee only elevator
hieroglyphica: There's always that guy
niccus: what if they're escalator ladders
saucemaster5000: is there a fastrak?
betweenmyself: bathroom’s on floor two, but they have to give ya a key with a fifty pound dongle on it to make sure nobody makes off with it
itira: the lineup is on the ladder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, do they have to use the ladders to stock?
hieroglyphica: My ability to handle that guy is how I know I wouldn't have road rage
itsr67: Snake eater super market is very good
goombalax: rope
drcthulu: tungsten
saucemaster5000: sandpaper in his fucking world
Mai_Andra: which floor sells ladders?
TehAmelie: toilet paper tubes
NotCainNorAbel: fiberglass ones so it shakes
hieroglyphica: Aw but now it'll be cold
Nigouki: fiberglass, for extra nasty splinters
TheAwkes: The base builder mobile game of grocery stores.
DaFhaye: Oh is it bars or flat steps?
Mr_Horrible: still in a dreeeeeeeam
itira: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: We got thete
Dog_of_Myth: *there
patrick_stonecrusher: Playground plastic
kid_flashionable:
Nigouki: you have to finish your shopping before the song finishes
Mr_Horrible: everywhere else in the store is dead silence for BGM
saucemaster5000: if you don't get down before the song is over you have to pay a fee
ProcyonFlynn: One of those fancy directional speakers? Or a personal drone that follows you with a speaker?
kid_flashionable: Keep stepping until I hear TREE FROOG
Dog_of_Myth:
betweenmyself: 80s playground metal, and the ladder is outside so it gets crazy hot during the summer and stupid cold at winter
DaFhaye: the small round bars hurt so much
Mazrae: no it speeds up with more people on the more pressue
Kramburger: Snake snake snake eater, gently up the ladder
Mr_Horrible: I think this is actually a CIA-certified torture method
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That might be too brutal for them
Naesiir: nope you just keep building up
lamina5432: what floor is the subway
saucemaster5000: God no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, if you don't take inventory then how rotten is all this food?
hieroglyphica: This is becoming a creepypasta
Mr_Horrible: "We haven't received word from floor 150 in weeks, we think they've seceded"
Veshnikard: Someone drops a bottle of olive oil down the ladder
accountmadeforants: Separate entrance and exit. The exit is through the roof, for efficiency. There's no way to get down.
Forlorgen: Is this the next Horror coop game. Lethal Grocery
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica This is just an SCP
WiJohn: Gotta hire a sherpa to guide you through the maze
hieroglyphica: @veshnikard IRL LOL
itsr67: This is a good video game
Naesiir: Congratulations! You've just created a new anime premise
Mazrae: i found the milk on this floor but its 4 week old
DaFhaye: I can't imagine being maintenance in this place
LostThePirate: Sounds like an OmegaMart pitch lol
protojman: the legend of the hidden treasure of floor 108
Mr_Horrible: floors 175-180 forming a splinter faction
kid_flashionable: I wanna live on donut floor
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is literally an SCP
7gorobei: each rung of the ladder is a lever arm that strikes a xylophone note from snake eater when stepped on
RealGamerCow: From Soft-ass grocery store
weff47: Imagine getting to the bottom and accidently dropping the eggs you got from floor 93
MacbethSeemsSus: Are you time limited on the ladder?
varmintx0: My Kroger moves things around every other week. That's actually the most cruel thing you've thought of .
kid_flashionable: @weff47 NOOOOOO
couchboyj: You can make it go down instead of up if you invest in an abandoned missle silo
Aidankatz7: ladder Sherpa
goombalax: hints cost 5 bucks
itira:
TehAmelie: climbing a ladder when you really badly need to buy toilet paper is always a fun challenge
Mr_Horrible: Adam putting the Nameless Seer in his grocery store
itira: Wait are we writing a choose your own adventure??
enbycephalopod: grocery store labrynth that rearranges every night ala maze runner
saucemaster5000: this is painful
accountmadeforants: There's a greeter, but they're like that guy in the Pokémon gyms who gives you barely useful advice.
Mr_Horrible: @itira honestly this would work as a Fighting Fantasy
Aidankatz7: Shadder lerpa
itira:
@Mr_Horrible
hieroglyphica: There's kind of an old book that's this, except it's generally a skyscraper and there's diff amenities on each floor. The actually enemy of the book is like, high-rise living as a concept so the 1970s of it hits really hard but it's still interesting
Mr_Horrible: so you have cottage cheese, then. Not milk
electra310: Luckily it's magic
itsr67:
Nigouki: a month from now they'll be playing a game about this store on Watch+Play
Aidankatz7: Gnitkes Rrongnas
ghyllnox: You're literally describing a supply chain rn
Naesiir: ah Groceries but make it Gacha
Mr_Horrible: "Do not become addicted to eggs!"
ghyllnox: Can you throw shit down the ladder?
saucemaster5000: this entire opening bit was a direct "fuck you" to what I do for a living. Respect.
ProcyonFlynn: !advice
LRRbot: Destroy 13 aliens by using Vending Mouth.
itira: thats the podcast, seeya next week
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm literally crying
TehAmelie: do not get addicted to shopping. . .
Mr_Horrible: "For they will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"
hieroglyphica: That's true, this world make an amazing indie game
Heefnoff: The LLRst of Us
NotCainNorAbel: but it is really a Subway right?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 at last, the score is even once more
Aidankatz7:
MacbethSeemsSus: What's the store's name?
Dog_of_Myth: @NotCainNorAbel That's on floor 42
Uzumaki15: No lie, I want to make this grocery store in a DND campaign XD
Mr_Horrible: do I have to climb a ladder for the hoodie?
Lysander_salamander: ew
Heefnoff: It has some WHAT
tehfewl: I do want Ben's exact hoodie
NotCainNorAbel: @Dog_of_Myth That was last month.
Heefnoff: I mean the DNA would suggest otherwise
DoubleNterprises: Is there a Subway inside the Grocery Store?
hieroglyphica: We're done have to climb a ladder for the hoodie, but Beej does
Kramburger: He only comes in to spit on the mmics
itira: super yep
Strebenherz:
69
Heefnoff: Super yep
Aidankatz7: ẞęň
WiJohn: Supedy Duper Thanks
JoeLowe2: Grocery store called. Straight up Groceries
Mr_Horrible: be sure to drop us a Big Pog on the Youtube
Heefnoff: Super hell yeah brother
gualdhar: Thank God I got my hoodie already
Robot_Bones: I am required by law to tell you I am not allowed with in 50 feet of a Bongle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoubleNterprises There's not enough space since each floor only has space for you to be in the aisle one at a time
Aidankatz7: ǍðåM
WiJohn: Actually it's on line, Beej has to climb the ladder for your hoodie
NotCainNorAbel: does it take crypto?
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna become a hero of the people by throwing hoodies down the ladder
RealGamerCow: BEEJ, up the ladder!
Naesiir: Horizontal world is old news. Embrace the Vertical world!
7gorobei: vertical vending
Mr_Horrible: you've given me an in, Savidan
Heefnoff: I mean, I kinda do
MacbethSeemsSus: One card sleeve on each floor
Dog_of_Myth: Floor 100 is the DVDs
terribleplan: Beej is just not letting you leave until you buy a DVD.
hieroglyphica: It's just yogurt tho. Branded yogurt
gualdhar: Floor 100 is the VIP room but nobody knows
jessieimproved: Mr Q is Beej I knew it
Vandristine: is it like a battle royale for whoever gets to the top
NotCainNorAbel: on the NEXT floor the body pillows, I promise
MilkInBags: did i walk into the stream at 30 minutes and the game isnt started yet? legends
The_Voices: if i find a parachute on the way up, im stealing it
gualdhar: Floor 100 is uncorking magnums 24/7
Mai_Andra: "Road Quest 2: Straight to Video" is hidden somewhere in the tower.
Heefnoff: A WHAT
Dog_of_Myth: not me??
dougma: NO!!!! More banter!!!! too soon!!!!
MilkInBags: Doug?
kid_flashionable: o7 u got it
hieroglyphica: @milkinbags we've been hypothesizing a fictional fully vertical grocery store for the last 20 mins
10of9: Is this store in the Subwayverse?
saucemaster5000: but what if I was a lil weird
2 raiders from BrowneePointz have joined!
saucemaster5000: as a joke
MilkInBags: @hieroglyphica makes sense
dougma: NO!!!!!
Critterbot: S-so anyway, the video game? I was told there was gonna be a video game.
Heefnoff: RIP Doug
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
DoubleNterprises: Welcome raiders!
7gorobei: store name: Ladder Quest
dougma: WHY!?!??!!?!?!?
itira: nooded and spooded
WiJohn: Keep yer dougs nude and spooned
MilkInBags: What's up Doug
the_tropical_penguin: Rip Doug
kid_flashionable:
Heefnoff: They can't spooted if they're nooted tho
Mai_Andra: keep your Dougs nude and sprayed...
Heefnoff: That's like the whole point
BrowneePointz: oh hey I raided at the perfect time XD
Juliamon: Heefnoff They totally can, actually
RatherLargeToad: Doug not remember master’s law degree
Kramburger: What's Updoug?
DaFhaye: Doug dies? poor patti
Heefnoff: @Juliamon They can spooted?
Juliamon: they just shoot blanks
RealGamerCow: you like Dougs?
MilkInBags:
Nigouki: Adam did a year eval for his hairdresser too?
MilkInBags: your people
WiJohn: @Kramburger I dunno, either milk or TP the scouts haven't reported back yet
MWGNZ:
Heefnoff: That's me, the brother
DaFhaye: Teaching Ellie how to drift
betweenmyself: Adam Savidan, confirmed brother man
Juliamon: Mods that can yell in ALL CAPS
Kramburger: Adam's invited to the cookout
itira: oooOOOOoo ban Adam
Juliamon: also Sarah totally agreed with me that she wouldn't
MilkInBags: who's david
gualdhar: Dude I was invited to a cookout once and that's when I fucking peaked
Heefnoff: Ben out here questioning David that's craaaaazy
Juliamon:
Heefnoff: THE WILDS BRAINROT
kid_flashionable:
weff47:
MilkInBags: there's no hobo cat with a divorced dad voice though
gualdhar: Get that shield bonk going
Juliamon: everyone got that brainrot right now
Larkonus: Don't forget to eat your buff food and sharpen your weapon!
Kramburger: So your character looks extremely hot?
Lysander_salamander: I guess you could remap the controls to wilds
MilkInBags: he looks like rashid
saucemaster5000: more like rita repulssy
TheAwkes:
Get back to me when they look like Goldar.
patrick_stonecrusher: After 10000 years, lm FREE!
BrowneePointz: I finished beating Goopy Octo Boi on stream tonight myself! Wilds has been a ton of fun!
itira: Bill from Lordco
Heefnoff:
@saucemaster5000 
Larkonus: I'm playing it right now! And by "playing," I mean waiting for shaders to compile after the update.
RealGamerCow: It's more important what your character SOUNDS like Adam
kid_flashionable: Mine looks like she's wearing her ass kicking outfit because I am still in low rank
ProcyonFlynn: It's been ages, is Hammer still fun in MH?
MilkInBags: and your cat sounds like a divorced dad
Mr_Horrible: probably Forsburn?
otakubox0: Forsburn!
KeytarCat: Oh no, the controller/keyboard problem is still happening
gualdhar: My character is just Odogaton because Burst is sick as fuck
Lysander_salamander: Forbrush Man?
HadesLeprechaun: back/select is crafting I think, but you don't craft ammo
MilkInBags: playing black mage with leylines?
Kramburger: Forsburn? Isn't that what you get fron jonkin' it too much?
goombalax: adams MH voice is so fucking funny
NightValien28: this ain't no seikret
MilkInBags: jonking the pizzle
kid_flashionable: jonkle the donkle
Kramburger: Jonikn' your peanuts
Heefnoff: Greasin your hog is crazy
MilkInBags: strangling the cyclops snake
Mai_Andra: and by "it" haha, well...
gualdhar: the goon cave is on Wiggins' channel
saucemaster5000: you can use the old english "ye masturbation"
Heefnoff: Jorkin da penitz
shushu2539: DNAying the mic
InconsiderateHat: Jorkin it
MilkInBags: all words are made up
Kramburger: Jorkin Hopkins?
circusofkirkus: and by it, I mean my penits
patrick_stonecrusher: Its only too much if it hurts. Also, l like "aligning my chackra"
gualdhar: grabbing the receipts
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander:
Dog_of_Myth:
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
BrowneePointz: There was a joke about a goon cave once I think
Manitu_25: helloo fam
MilkInBags: HAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: hahaaha
Heefnoff: DOIN HIM DIRTY WTF LMAOOOOO
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaa
kid_flashionable:
MilkInBags: 67 year old man streaming
Critterbot: Gottem.
ghyllnox:
empyreon:
MilkInBags: forehead focus
Larkonus: Now we just need that to be clipped and sent to Matt...
Nigouki: he can reframe any time he likes
MilkInBags: COME, sekiro
BrowneePointz: Matt fucking HATES Isshin
BrowneePointz: HATES HIM
MilkInBags: ooooooo
MilkInBags: welcome to dark souls
saucemaster5000: demon of hatred is from a different souls game
HadesLeprechaun: Ben you ran past a new gun
Kramburger: Deamon of hatred is the bs optional boss
awildshen: yeah Demon of hatred is a cool boss in the wrong game
MilkInBags: "Radagon is dogshit" -Adam Savidan
Lobo_Apache: 60% bad bossed but that 40% is so good you dream about it
DaFhaye: I feel like Sekiro doesn't have to many bad bosses. But there aren't to many bosses in general in that one
MilkInBags: i didnt even beat it
Heefnoff: Thank god they lack object permanence
PoundsMcSlam: Souls like bosses are just MMO bosses you fight by yourself.
MilkInBags: time to cook some doug
BrowneePointz: the full phase final boss in Nine Sols is still in my mind like 3 weeks later
saucemaster5000: "Miyazaki is an undisputed genius and we will sure for slander" --Bed of Chaos, 2012
saucemaster5000: sue
MilkInBags: steamed or grilled hot dogs?
saucemaster5000: fucking
patrick_stonecrusher: Flammenwafter
tehfewl: beer boiled
KeytarCat:
I was about to say boiled 
dutchmoose: microwaved hotdogs
MWGNZ:
broiled
MacbethSeemsSus: Sous vide
kid_flashionable: sometimes when you don't have time boiled is all you got
itira: boiled because then you get the extra juice
BrowneePointz: I mean...I grew up on Boiled Hot Dogs cuz my mom had 3 kids and was a single parent
Aidankatz7: yes restart
BrowneePointz: and it was faster
patrick_stonecrusher: Cold
ghizmou: still frozen, as a cold treat
ProcyonFlynn: 'murica has fried hotdogs. And no. No.
couchboyj: Split n grill
Kramburger: Use the hotdog water to make tea
saucemaster5000: steamed or grilled steak?
Lysander_salamander: how about toaster-oven?
KeytarCat: We did boiled hot dogs in boy scouts so we could cook a bunch of them in a go
Duwani1: slow boil
Aidankatz7: prob better to restart than to keep running into the problem
itira: @saucemaster5000 boiled for sure
kid_flashionable:
I want corn dogs now
the_tropical_penguin: Gotta cook em in some worchester sauce
Nigouki: cut a cross into the tips of the hot dog, when it fries up on the pan the tip will spread to look like a cartoon bone
TheAwkes: 2004, early internet? You're so young.
Kramburger: We didn't get home internet till I started uni
saucemaster5000: I'm a professional chef, have been for over a decade -- microwave bacon is better than pan bacon
Heefnoff: PUNCHIN EM????
DaFhaye: I would love to use my charge blade in Last of us
Duwani1: Just gets a flamethrower but chooses revolver
BrowneePointz: Insect Glaive feels SO good now
MilkInBags:
when your mom picks up the phone on sulfuras when it's at 40% 
Nigouki: damn, Joel got some issues to work out
BrowneePointz: They gave me a PARRY! on GLAIVE!
varmintx0: video games
10of9: @TheAwkes I was like 8, give or take, in 2004
Heefnoff: Insect Glaive got the bounce back right @BrowneePointz
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz It feels really good
Heefnoff: I know it didn't have it in beta
kid_flashionable: Insect glaive is awesome
BrowneePointz: @Heefnoff yep 3 bounces and an offset attack
itsr67: greatsword smash
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Heefnoff: Yerrrrr
shushu2539: nice E pressing
BrowneePointz: So you can get triple aerial combo into heavy finisher again, and charged full buff heavy is your offset(parry) attack @Heefnoff
Heefnoff: My immersion AHHHHHH
MilkInBags: the flamethrower sounds like someone screaming
PMAvers: 0/10 game.
BrowneePointz: and you do SO much damage
Heefnoff: Oh that's so cool @BrowneePointz
MilkInBags: you wanted to be a comedian? tell me a joke
MacbethSeemsSus: The I like turtles kid's probably in college by this point, isn't he?
BrowneePointz: I don't. Unless it's a kid
Lobo_Apache: I promise I won't laugh lol
Kramburger: Adam tell me a joke, i promise I won't laugh
BrowneePointz: but that's cuz kids are the most unintentionally funny people on the planet
MilkInBags: the 4 monkeys, one of them is invisibile
Heefnoff: Oh you wanted to be a streamer? make some water flow
Pteraspidomorphi: Won't believe your eyes
BrowneePointz: the Jhole
NotCainNorAbel: DOOM
KeytarCat: The compy has been doing that for a bit. At least today
Heefnoff: Windows 10
Heefnoff: Gottem
Kramburger: Microsoft Solitare
Duwani1: maybe it is telling you to stop using a filthy controller
Duwani1: doom 2016
Thefluffiestguineapig: Riding on that part of a horse wouldn't be terrible if the horse is well muscled, which that one is
shendaras: Talking Sim folks had swapped to keyboard saying that the controllers were giving them trouble.
betweenmyself:
they’re not called PC games anymore, they’re called Woke
Aidankatz7: Which cuisines are not common or available in Victoria?
Heefnoff: Microsoft tells me they will break into my house and steal my food if I don't install windows 11
patrick_stonecrusher: Real Yakuza use controllers
ghyllnox: No they mean your controller is filthy, please wipe down your equipment
MacbethSeemsSus: "If you don't switch to windows 11 we'll delete one file each day until all your worldly possessions disappear."
Kramburger: We don't input-shame here people, that's classist
Kramburger: Technically the zombies are becomming weeds
shushu2539: maybe weed was the cure
betweenmyself: don’t hotbox / open inside
hieroglyphica: We'll never know...
MolaMolaphant: now that's just psilly-cybin
ghyllnox:
@hieroglyphica
Aidankatz7: I’m a little scared with how cramped of a space you’re in with fungus around
Mr_Horrible: returning briefly from making dinner to picture a clicker asking for a honk on that bobo
ghyllnox:
@betweenmyself was supposed to be here
Aidankatz7: me little scared
saucemaster5000: Funions vs. Onion rings. Discuss
tehfewl: mushrooms
Heefnoff: Smokin dat zomboid pack
drcthulu: maybe that's why Ellie is the cure, she's just high all the time that's why she does dumb shit
DaFhaye: Thicc
itira: as long as theyre crispy either
awildshen: that's why fire works so well against them
Aidankatz7: thicc is preferred
saucemaster5000: ah, but one of these has variable quality...
Lobo_Apache: Thin onion rings. get'em stringy and crispy
tehfewl: sonic onion rings
KeytarCat: I can't eat onions anymore 😭
Heefnoff: Insane
patrick_stonecrusher: Funyun not worth the price
weff47: any onion rings over funyons any day
DaFhaye: Oh wait. Thin like onion straws?
ladyjessica: pushes glasses up my nose “well actually”
Heefnoff: They're posers??
saucemaster5000: so... funions win then
BrowneePointz: I love thick ones WHEN they're cooked to the point you can bite through
Aidankatz7: I like thicc onion rings
definenull: Eau d'onion?
hieroglyphica: I just don't want a raw onion
RealGamerCow: I hate onion rings that are made with chopped onions, like Burger King
10of9:
I dislike all union rings equally, actually
Aidankatz7: so graphic
Heefnoff: Far Cry 3
BrowneePointz: If I bite into an onion ring and the onion comes out I get BIG mad
Mr_Horrible: Bioshock
CataclysmicReverb: Warframe
DaFhaye: Warframe flamethrower
Heefnoff: Mannnnn
itira:
damn
noSmokeFire: deeprock galactic has a great flamethrower
itsr67: damb
Brozard: Helldivers 2
ghyllnox: Flame.. uhh.. flame no-er
Heefnoff: Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 checkmate atheists
Aidankatz7: Black Ops 3 Multiplayer
DaFhaye: Dead space
niccus: not quite flamethrower but the lava gun in r&c 2
max_wang: I was literally going to say darktide
NorthstarTex: Warframe Flamethrowers became meta
Kramburger: Flamethrowers are warlock weapons, CMV
betweenmyself:
General Chaos for the Genesis 
saucemaster5000: Heef will say that for anything
Aidankatz7: BLOATER
Heefnoff: I mean CHRIS sucks but the flamethrower is good
niccus: also: big onion ring contender is onion bhaji
ExtraWubs: alien isolation flamethrower is goated
Cptasparagus: this isn't a spoiler, but they totally reused this fight layout in #2
Lysander_salamander: maybe gta2?
Nickiatori: hockey game on intermision and I didnt realize i missed the first 50 mins of weekly spooky boy stream!
saucemaster5000: "what's the best argument for capitalism?" Heef -- "MvC3"
frank_the_great: Howdy Adam, howdy chat! Ben.
HadesLeprechaun: oh yeah, you stopped playing this at one of the hardest parts
Sogheim: "stealth" game
DaFhaye: Does Spyro count as a flame thrower?
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Aidankatz7: I’m scared of this guy
Nickiatori: hockey game is now second monitor content, my team is winning by 3 anyways
Heefnoff: @saucemaster5000 Thanks for the gift sub!
Heefnoff: See Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was the best reason to gift a sub
saucemaster5000: Goddamn it
Critterbot: "clip"
HadesLeprechaun: and stunned
Heefnoff: Mag
Aidankatz7: used to be a firefly
frank_the_great: Man had a name
DaFhaye: That coin would be so fuckin hot
erloas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
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FlyboyZeb: *adjusts glasses* um actually, it's a magazine
kid_flashionable:
frank_the_great:
itira: ohh myyy
Nickiatori: I am flames fan if I am not stressing about the game being tied or the fleames being behind then I feel nothing
Lysander_salamander: oh, jack an dexter dolls
Duwani1: jak and daxter
Rhynerd: back on flamethrower talk for a mo’, how would ya’ll rate BF1’s flamethrower?
MacbethSeemsSus: I could recommend some fun bars in Chicago
DaFhaye: Chicago is not worth it in a sports bar
Aidankatz7: kablooey
frank_the_great: As an American, a lot of us were rooting for Canada that game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chicago sports bar you get glassed
kid_flashionable: Agreed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great For real though
Nickiatori: Jaromir Jagr was a flame for one season
Heefnoff: Oh, you’re a flames fan? Name 5 fires
Duwani1: there are nice dorm rooms
Nickiatori: Kipper was fantastic
Duwani1: like this dorm is incredible
DaFhaye: It was a lot of fun tho playing magic in the hotel with everyone cheering for the game
MacbethSeemsSus: Why Ben
Leebo140: As am amateur hockey observer, minor leagues > nhl
NotCainNorAbel: mutliple?
hieroglyphica: Well, a broken glass
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaFhaye That sounds amazing
saucemaster5000: I mean there's a lot of america rooting for anything but rn, ANYWAY malort makes you cool like eating glue is cool
DaFhaye: shots of WHAT!?
MacbethSeemsSus: It's terrible
tehfewl: malort and a PBR
kid_flashionable: m'lort
InconsiderateHat: Feedin' me shots... of MALORT!
Heefnoff: M’lort
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very bad
NotCainNorAbel: Do you like hairspray and licorice?
betweenmyself: compared to Toe Whiskey?
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RealGamerCow: The PWHL is a good watch
Robot_Bones: Gum and Peanuts at last
Nickiatori: EDH drinking game where every time someone asks whos turn it is they take a drink
MacbethSeemsSus: We threaten new hires with malort shots if they don't hit kpi
saucemaster5000: I genuinely got into a shouting match over Olympia vs PBR when I was 22 (they were made at the same factory and are the smae)
Blakemcm: 3 pump chump
DaFhaye: Who got there hairspray in my licorice?
Aidankatz7: so loud
terribleplan: Key Performance Indicator(s)
kid_flashionable: key performance indicators
Kramburger: Key Performance Indicators
GhostValv: ^
Aidankatz7: key performance indicator
terribleplan: Corpo speak
Thefluffiestguineapig: How did that horse not panic at that fence?
SnakeBrine_: Kills per Inch
BusTed: corporate speak
weff47: business business business
SnackPak_: what are the KPI for let's nope?
MacbethSeemsSus: It's business speak for "do job"
Blakemcm: synergy
Kramburger: It's what you have in most shitty jobs
kid_flashionable: lps
Kramburger: subs per stream
Kramburger: Bits
BusTed: viewers, subs, etc
terribleplan: Viewers and Subs, and ads run
Robot_Bones: Just chatting stream length
Blakemcm: engagement per phrase
Nickiatori: jokes per minute
EvilBadman: Subs bits views per steam if your company cares about it
Aidankatz7: KPI for let’s nope is duration of podcast prior to start
Manitu_25: ben's is decks per week
CrossXhunteR: how many gems you get back per draft
NotCainNorAbel: engagement per hour, subs, bits, views
DoubleNterprises: Knife precise incisions
saucemaster5000: it's damage over time, etc.
ProcyonFlynn:
Bits per minute
Cptasparagus: tarps per second
frank_the_great: Your KPI is def number of comments per stream, which is why you rattle the cage
NarishmaReborn: gotta appease those lrr stockholders
terribleplan: Engagement, baybee
Lysander_salamander: dang that's depressing
Heefnoff:
RIP Oki Oki
kid_flashionable: Its true
BusTed: 🎣
SnakeBrine_: Clips per Highlight
Nickiatori: ask us questions
Heefnoff: Oh we’re so back
Blakemcm: oki oki is a loss leader but very important! at every grocery store they lose money on the produce, but without it no one would shop there
varmintx0: wtf did you say about Shadow of the Colossus?
RealGamerCow: what do you *think* happened
Nickiatori: just ask us if a hotdog is a sandwich and we will set a new record for chats
betweenmyself: hmmm, we’re showing some downward trends… “Fuck that horse in Shadow of the Colossus.”
saucemaster5000: yup
kid_flashionable:
My department is so small at work that I can't have KPIs 
frank_the_great: Loss leaders baby
Blakemcm: yep! but without it, no one would shop there!
saucemaster5000: I can get into produce and big grocery stores
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kid_flashionable: Its "you get what you get when you get it and if you're mad I'll cry"
electra310: That's why the produce is on the top floor
saucemaster5000: Okay dead man from diabetes and
SnakeBrine_: Na, next level, No fruits, vegetables, or grain. Only get meat from a butcher
Manitu_25: oh those wrists ar COOKED
kid_flashionable: My KPI is perfect, no notes
Heefnoff: Yeah I get meat from the butcher
Heefnoff: And also cuts of steak
Nickiatori: the butcher is what they called me in highschool
frank_the_great: Love horse physics. BotW had peak horse
ladyjessica: I get a lot of perishables from the farmers market
Blakemcm: i miss Hots
noSmokeFire: pete the meat man
Kramburger: Pete's Meats?
betweenmyself: Pete the Choosist
RealGamerCow: Pete and re-Pete
Robot_Bones: Its just that Mitchal and Webb Sketch
goombalax: Ringo
Nickiatori: you have 2 Bens
BrowneePointz: Pete and Repeat
SnakeBrine_: PRO, having a vet clinic and a butchers shop next to each other would be SO funny
ghyllnox: Well if you have Peter and Paul you've got to find a Mary
varmintx0: no, they have at least 3 Bens
itira: oooooop
Heefnoff: Insane
Nickiatori: ah
patrick_stonecrusher: Theres a show about 2 Petes called athe Adventures of Pete And Pete
Cptasparagus: bongjammin
Thefluffiestguineapig: He has three Bens, Ben, Wheeler and Ben Swallow
frank_the_great: Name em John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmit. Aint no way that there's someone else with that name
saucemaster5000: Adam hates Ben Franklin SMH
Heefnoff: Nah just call them Benji
saucemaster5000: cancel this man
ladyjessica: does that make you a bennifer?
DaFhaye: Just phases out
Heefnoff: Gotta make sure names have alts for this exact reason
Nickiatori: got electicuted
frank_the_great: Hope he's dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bifocals
BrowneePointz: he did a loooooot
itira:
7gorobei: he gave you daylight saving time
Blakemcm: erected tris city
Heefnoff: More like Benjamin Fraudlin
SnakeBrine_: Why do we even need electricity? They survived for thousands of years without it, whats a few more?
BusTed: yes
DaFhaye: YES
Kramburger: lol yeah
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah
definenull: No way
Forlorgen: Yes
Heefnoff: Actually wild text to get
DaFhaye: That was weird
saucemaster5000: FLMAO
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have had this exact conversation about Ben Franklin with Adam before
ghyllnox: What lmao
BusTed: did you say "yw :3"
DaFhaye: AHAHAHAHA
BusTed: that is pretty good
Forlorgen: YES THAT WAS ME!!!
ghyllnox: Looooool
Nickiatori: what about the horse?
itira:
SnakeBrine_: Who leaves a homie on read?!
Forlorgen: I always got you Adam
kid_flashionable: LMAO
NotCainNorAbel: you would think!
betweenmyself: at some point *somebody* has to leave the other on read (or unread) or else you’ll never get to sleep
ghyllnox: This is the same landlord that was like "we're going to illegally raise your rent"?
Nickiatori: Are we just leaving our hose friend behind?
frank_the_great: I rent to my parents, so my landlord says "Loves you <3"
Nickiatori: horse*
Cptasparagus: nah you gotta play eviction chicken
ladyjessica: I mean people who can pay it on time
saucemaster5000: Landlords are weirdos
Blakemcm: a lot of people are perpetually in the "fuck around" stage in their lives
SnakeBrine_: @betweenmyself Na, you don't need sleep when the homies are talking
Heefnoff: That was like their partner told them they ought to do that or something
meagremania: landlord doing their gratitude practice. love that for them
Forlorgen: At least its not a corpo like all of america
Robot_Bones: Are they Baptized?
Aidankatz7: Lol
SnakeBrine_: I'm stealing that sentence
Nigouki: "eviction chicken" sounds like a euphemism
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh you're changing the locks? Good one!
SnakeBrine_: @MacbethSeemsSus Jokes on you, I'm changing the doors
Heefnoff: You know what else is on the nose
DaFhaye: No it's on the dick
Mr_Horrible: that's actually a euphemism for enjoying a delicious meal
saucemaster5000: Once had a landlord who genuinely tried to convince me I hadn't written them a rent check. I had to send them documents. they wanted an excuse to sell the building, turns out.
MolaMolaphant: well, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
patrick_stonecrusher: Im 'touching' my 'penis'
betweenmyself: my face dong
Nickiatori: all of the Ravnica shocklands sound like euphemisms
CrossXhunteR: he made it
Mr_Horrible: "This was my grandpappy's scope"
CrossXhunteR: from toothpicks and tape
HadesLeprechaun: oh are we talking about Dan Akroy's nose penis from Nothing But Trouble?
Aidankatz7: maybe he didn’t have the parts for attaching it
Aidankatz7: Godless Shrine
DaFhaye: Tainted wood
BusTed:
Juliamon: Breeding Pool
Mr_Horrible: playing Sacred Foundry untapped
Mr_Horrible: but it hurts
n3ther: breeding pool heh
Critterbot: Just gave it a light wipedown and now it can be reloaded faster?
drcthulu: watery grave
EvilBadman: This is the opposite of comedy
BrowneePointz:
don’t know many dicknoses but I do know a few folks that are cock-eyed
ladyjessica: steam vents
Nickiatori: Overgrown Tomb
Heefnoff: Watery Grave is a stretch
gualdhar: Hallowed Grounds
Aidankatz7: Sacred Foundry
BrowneePointz: Temple Garden is 100% a romance novel euphemism
undecided44: Hallowed fountain?
InconsiderateHat: blood crypt is a vajayjay
Aidankatz7: Overgrown Tomb lol
drcthulu: stomping grounds
frank_the_great: Reddy-bluey
Heefnoff: Forest
bv310: "I will protect my Sacred Foundry" is the kind of phrase I'd expect from a new-age hippie stereotype
goombalax: Timber Gorge
BrowneePointz: good old Slippery Karst
definenull: 'Mishra's workshop'
MacbethSeemsSus: You can add "i tap my" in front of any card and it's a euphemism.
undecided44: Flooded strand?
patrick_stonecrusher: 'Island' 😏
SnakeBrine_: I don't think I'm doing anything with "Eye of Ugin"
BrowneePointz: and Canyon Slough
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: works particularly well with the Zendikar fetches
MolaMolaphant: breeding pool is kinda cursed in this context
Azralorne: It's ok Adam, I got the reference
Heefnoff:
Swamp 
frank_the_great: I learned what "yonic" meant via a redit comment about the scryfall tagger
LightspeedSloth: "Hey, wanna see my Obscura Storefront?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or smell like all the dust
Nickiatori: Jetmirs garden
Aidankatz7: or maybe it smells like nature
saucemaster5000: Joel might be the epidemy of an anti-vacc... nevermind
drcthulu: That's why he didn't want to take Ellie to the fireflies
Mr_Horrible: gonna go start sweeping chimneys for a living
DaFhaye: Gawd damn
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Aidankatz7: nature is healing
Mr_Horrible: on the plus side I get to start calling TB "the consumption" again
Critterbot: You can get in with a shiv if you have one.
MacbethSeemsSus: Why won't you let the children work?
SnakeBrine_: Nature smells better than the city
Heefnoff: Chimney sweep punish is in my lexicon forever now thank you
RealGamerCow: You ever been in a stagnant swamp? Not a good nature smell.
Heefnoff: That was good
Nickiatori: the children yearn for the mines
frank_the_great: They yearn for the mines
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the US they loosened the labor laws specifically for Starbucks
saucemaster5000: they are taking jobs from real americans
Seth_Erickson: in the subway verse children work as they please
Kramburger: My one year old told me this morning that she yearns for the mines
LightspeedSloth: The mines of no OSHA
Mr_Horrible: Adam exposing A&W crimes
Nickiatori: if the children didnt yearn for the mines minecraft wouldnt be the highest selling game
definenull: Lmao
ghyllnox: 12???
n3ther: what
n3ther: lol
ghyllnox:
Kramburger: I started working as a removalist at 15 & 3/4
DaFhaye: That's hilarious
BrowneePointz: my states minimum is 14, but you can detassle at 11
frank_the_great: I folded pizza boxes in middle school
SnakeBrine_: LMAO, you can work here, but you can't use the coffee maker
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Critterbot: Time for a break?
ghyllnox: She fucked up the coffee one too many times
definenull: You're too young to get into hard caffeine
Mr_Horrible: the managers saw that one episode of Dexter's Lab and said "We can't be having that"
bv310: I had a paper route when I was 12, but I think that was secretly my parents trying to get me to up my cardio
niccus: coffee machine certification
saucemaster5000: that one 8 year old coffee machine genius ruined it for us all
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now in the US you can work a full 8 hours in food service at 12 I believe specifically because Starbucks lobbied for it so they didn't have to pay adults more
brutusq13: I mowed many a lawn
goombalax: shovelling snow
SnakeBrine_: All I imagine after is someone asking why they can't use the coffee maker, and its because they could be sued as the reason. THATS whats funny
Kramburger: The rule in our home was learning or earning
bv310: My dad worked for the paper, I was not going to dodge it even if I wanted
DaFhaye: eh
ghyllnox: I'm nearly 30 and paper routes weren't a thing growing up. Adults delivered them in vehicles to your mailbox
brutusq13: I scared people at a haunted hay ride one fall
frank_the_great: You'll never have a career playing video games!
CrossXhunteR: is that Steve Blum
Nickiatori: I worked with my dad when i was 13 doing flooring in new homes, by law in alberta you have to be 16 to work in new home construction so I was told to tell everyone I was 16
BrowneePointz: my mom didn’t care if we smoked or drank as long as it was under her roof.(she was a nurse and emergency certified)
Mr_Horrible: @SnakeBrine_ "This specifically was a liability. All the other shady shit, dunno yet."
varmintx0: @CrossXhunteR I was thinking the same thing
BrowneePointz: she just wanted us to be safe and not arrested
Juliamon: Nah
Mr_Horrible: not really, *maybe* in rural areas
NotCainNorAbel: My uncle had a paper route until 2018
saucemaster5000: I sold 25 cent handpies I bought from a 7-eleven afterschool while my friends and I did monty python sketches for 2 bucks each and my principal almost expelled me for what she called "hooliganism"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz That's legit though where you would be safe though
Aidankatz7: no paper newspaper still a thing
bv310: They're *dying*, but they're not *dead* yet somehow
Aidankatz7: wsj and Nyt do it
NotCainNorAbel: he was 68
betweenmyself: I assume all the paper are delivered by people doing their gig economy side gigs these days
Mr_Horrible: *especially* in this day and age, if you want your kid to be seriously injured, encourage them to ride a bike on US streets
SnakeBrine_: na! Who needs to worry about the kids in the street? If they get hit, they get hit.
BrowneePointz: @thefluffiestguineapig my mom was the cool neighborhood Mom mom
youngfrey: Some houses in my neighborhood still get papers,but it's by car
crashkingq: What do you call a lady with one leg? i lean
Kramburger: A kid on my street had a business putting out people bins on bin night, then taking them in and cleaning them the next day
NotCainNorAbel: my uncle was a whole thing
NotCainNorAbel: He is single, and no longer of this earth.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger They must have made a mint
itsr67: loooooooooooooool
Kramburger: Get your wheelie bins
Kramburger: Not bad adam, now try an australian accent
RealGamerCow: "You want me to put out your wheelie beelies?
Mr_Horrible: dingo's in my bin again
Darleysam: mermaids who turn into mermaids?
ladyjessica: the binos
Thefluffiestguineapig: H20?
LightspeedSloth: The children yearn for the entrepreneur be your own ceo mines
jessieimproved: Just add H20, it was a show
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a weird show
Lobo_Apache: Oh it's redditors with grass
Kramburger: ADAM
Mr_Horrible: this is just Tween Ranma
Mr_Horrible: CLEOR
n3ther: er noeerr
Heefnoff: Aur naurrrrr
jessieimproved: My teenager and I laugh about Just add H20 all the time, because she used to watch it. that's where Aur Naur comes from
mitomanox:
henlo spoopy bois. I love you
Blakemcm: errr mahhh geerrrddd
frank_the_great: parnets
BrowneePointz: speaking of Canadian shows Ben, did you watch Big Wolf on Campus growing up?
mitomanox: henlo is from doggos
Critterbot: It's just... the internet.
SnackPak_:
definenull: I thought it was the same place as wimdy
BrowneePointz: henlo is from doggo memes and furries
DaFhaye: 4chan or reddit
mitomanox: doggos say henlo
Mr_Horrible: Isaac Newton probably would've been on the boards
Thefluffiestguineapig:
InconsiderateHat: Is Splash still a cute movie in 2025?
CrossXhunteR: all the bottles and bricks laying about here make me think stuff is about to go down, but it hasn’t yet
itsr67: ITS ME
Darleysam: they'll be back with GUNS
BusTed: always monkeying around
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the monkeys were from the lab
gualdhar: relatively AWFUL, amirite?
itsr67: true
Nigouki: these are worse than zombies, they'll rip your face off
Nickiatori: you interupted their monkey buisness
Robot_Bones: Lot of people don't know Einstein spent a lot of time on /b
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ladyjessica: excellent more atmospheric story telling
drcthulu: riddled with syphalus
Mr_Horrible: smashing the "hamburger" button
Heefnoff: Amazing
drcthulu: oh bonobo
CrossXhunteR: for free?
Heefnoff: For free?
Robot_Bones: They're just like us
Kramburger: Fun fact, Koala clamydia is different from human clamydia. Anyone who claims they got it from cuddling a Koala is a LIAR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, they're hilarious
betweenmyself:
foots on glass plz
LightspeedSloth: Oof. Memories of that old experiment where a professor thought a chimp can learn English if it just lived with his family
BrowneePointz: just like you don’t smile at a Chimp or Gorilla because they view it as a domination display
kimmibeans: Yes! They are different strains
NotCainNorAbel: Of course Kramburger would know that
Kramburger: I know lots of things. Platypuses are venomous
NotCainNorAbel: @Kramburger and they glow under UV
frank_the_great: In Australia, there's a John Oliver Koala Clamydia ward, named after the comedian
BrowneePointz: male platypuses I think
Mr_Horrible: "It's in Utah so we should probably stay away from it"
kimmibeans: I walk away, and come back to STD talk; my time has come (Context: I teach microbiology)
Kramburger: @BrowneePointz That sounds right
Nickiatori: did the moneys get guns?
Kramburger: Come have a meat pie
Heefnoff: Gg shake my hand
CrossXhunteR: life comes at you fast
Mr_Horrible: going to Australia just to jumpscare Kramburger with a "g'day, mate"
Nickiatori: Hatchet Aquired you can now multiclass into lumberjack
Kramburger: Yeah come to australia right now, we're staring down the business end of a cyclone
saucemaster5000: Gotta get that Adam Savidan Wombat Repetititve Stress Syndrome ward
Heefnoff: I mean it depends
Nickiatori: where do you do your buisness?
drcthulu: depends if you have a side gig
ghyllnox: The business end is where the dangerous part is
saucemaster5000: The business end depends on buying or selling
patrick_stonecrusher:
Depends on your buisness
Heefnoff: Depends how the cyclone feels about sex work as a concept
drcthulu: then your face is your money maker
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Would Wombat RSS be from them body-ing you repeatedly since they are enormous?
BrowneePointz: you have to stare down the business end to figure out the cyclone’s sex
Kramburger: They cyclone's going to hit sometime tomorrow night probably
ghyllnox: Do you consider your butthole or your mouthhole to be the dangerous part
Mr_Horrible: well Adam's butthole has never bullied me before
BrowneePointz: my favorite short story: The Most Dangerous Hole
saucemaster5000: That sounds like a man who is having less fun than some of us
ghizmou: do cookies feel safe in your presence?
Heefnoff: I view you with my eyeballs mostly
Kramburger: Come on, Adam
gualdhar: you bully chat constantly. poor Milkinbags
dutchmoose: wow nice
Mr_Horrible:
from downtown 
Juliamon: gualdhar Milk earns it and you know it
BrowneePointz: “Adam’s butthole has never bullied you before” idk, have you shared a room with him after Taco Bell?
gualdhar: @Juliamon only most of the time
Heefnoff: Damn dude
Heefnoff:
Blakemcm: i have a guest room if you stay at my place!
Mr_Horrible: "What the fuck is this dude's arsenal?"
saucemaster5000: worst way to die is onstage
BrowneePointz: Adam torpedo’d my fart joke
ladyjessica: there is a reason it’s a war crime
NotCainNorAbel: right up there with floating off in space
LordZarano: It's a war crime for a reason
Mr_Horrible: "I'm morally against guns, but bows and flamethrowers are okay"
kimmibeans: IDK, I feel like getting shot in the stomach is worse
Blakemcm: i wouldnt charge
Lobo_Apache: the worst part about dying the a flame thrower isn't t he fire. it's the asphixeation
Kramburger: I have a daybed next to the cat litter tray
Heefnoff: Lmao
BrowneePointz: Heef would only kill him mentally in sets
LightspeedSloth: Not going to visit a fan's Godless Shrine?
saucemaster5000: I did not share my Combo Breaker hotel... I'm good
itira: hahaha
Kramburger: In my racecar bed ADAM
drcthulu: recliner
kimmibeans: Air matresses exist in Australia
Cptasparagus: bringing a pipe to a hatchet fight
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Better than what I have, I have an apartment the size of a closet with three cats and litter trays around
Heefnoff: I mean hey if you need to split a room for EVO or something fair enough
MacbethSeemsSus: Remember you can only use the daybed during the day
saucemaster5000: racecar beds are for divorcees, sorry adam
Kramburger: @Thefluffiestguineapig I can smell that
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah but its australia so their days are dark and the nights are bright
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
Heefnoff: ELLIE WAS LOCKED IN
Mr_Horrible: Ellie like "Fuck's sake, lemme handle this"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Hence why I scoop it every day
comrade_cards: Fs in chat
MWGNZ: ow
SnackPak_: oops
bv310: Well that's not ideal
Thefluffiestguineapig: That made me inhale
kid_flashionable:
CaptainSpam: See, Ellie, this is what happens.
ghyllnox: Welp
drcthulu: that's gonna puncture a kidney
noSmokeFire: just walk it off
BrowneePointz: the screech that just left my body
shendaras: If only she could have done something
Mr_Horrible: Joel just got a new hole, good for him
kimmibeans: Shit. That's a slow, painful death right there
saucemaster5000: dude didn't block
Kramburger: Does the dad die dot com
SnakeBrine_: Just poor some anti biotic on it, don't worry about it.
Mr_Horrible:
@Kramburger point of order he ain't a dad no more
brutusq13: that'll buff out
BrowneePointz: nah nah nah nah—-neosporin!
itira: ouchie wowie
kid_flashionable: UUUGGH NOO
CrossXhunteR: ah, he’s leaking
kimmibeans: DON'T PULL
Robot_Bones: Is Joel Doug?
Juliamon: jeeeesus
MacbethSeemsSus: Thank god the backpack's okay
CataclysmicReverb: nothing a roll of gauze won't fix
trebuchetboy: he ok
NightValien28: just walk it off like it is nothing
GasCityGaming: well i came in at the perfect moment i guess....
drcthulu: that's gonna need a lot of duct tape and super glue
Heefnoff: Ouchie
kimmibeans: That was, like, the worst thing he could do
Kramburger: @Mr_Horrible He's not a father, but he's still a daddy
ladyjessica: this feels like an end of game wound
BrowneePointz: luckily I think that hit him below his liver
brutusq13: now he's holey joel
Mr_Horrible: just pop open your tarkov cheese slice, Joel
LightspeedSloth: It's ok he's wearing a bullet proof vest
SnakeBrine_: I think once a human starts leaking, you're no longer fine.
Mr_Horrible:
@Kramburger 
Tripleyew: a bit of duct tape and Joe’ll be fine
Nigouki: damnit, my internet was crapping itself and i missed the drama
Mr_Horrible: "They provably shot first you dipshit"
GasCityGaming:
how many times have we been shot? we'll be fine
saucemaster5000: you shot em in the tushie
kimmibeans: @BrowneePointz Yeah, but if it perforated his stomach he now has acid leaking into his innerds
NotCainNorAbel: yes, leaving here will solve this wound
GasCityGaming: get the super glue
Juliamon: he's on a fast track to sepsis if he doesn't bleed out first
hb8u: shoul
NightValien28: why haven't they treated the wound??
Thefluffiestguineapig: He profoundly cannot move it
LightspeedSloth: You can say Joel's really opened up now
Blakemcm: gosh darnit, i chose the wrong 3 minutes to go to the potty
CaptainSpam: Another guy runs in, "Hey! That was MY friend! *BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*"
Critterbot: Oh no, did he take a cutscene bullet? Those go right through plot armor!
Blakemcm: what happene
Nickiatori: Forst Gump taught me that Butt Shots were not fatal though?
kid_flashionable: uuuu Ewwie get the neospowin
Mr_Horrible: "Find me some dirt... to rub on this, Ellie..."
RatherLargeToad: na na na na na…Neo
EvilBadman: Rub dirt on it
BrowneePointz: rebar to the guts
brutusq13: some Flex Seal will patch it right up
Juliamon: Critterbot Cutscene rebar actually
RatherLargeToad: Na na na na na na na..Sporen
Heefnoff: Ben's a real one
Morrigan9: Bronebeard, 'heal the wooonds'
SnakeBrine_: It'll just be adams arm and ben would still kiss it
kimmibeans: @Critterbot No, it was cutscene rebar
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's absolutely got tetanus is my guess
hieroglyphica: There's a lot of abdomen you can hit without going through an organ, but otoh there is a whole lot blood vessels and fascia going on there so yeah he's gonna bleed out
Mr_Horrible: ben just reaching his lips up through the donut pillow
gualdhar: ok, time to get some bleach and forget the last 60 seconds
saucemaster5000: butt kissing is for the twitch chatters
terribleplan: Superglue
Manitu_25: or flextape
Lobo_Apache: pack it with cloth and duck tape it. works great. sometimes
Kramburger: MLG
Critterbot: @kimmibeans Oh! Well, same thing, basically.
drcthulu: If the wife don't find you handsome at least she'll find you handy
hieroglyphica: Wow great job girl
CaptainSpam: You two are killing a LOT of friends here.
hieroglyphica: Well, friends started it
noSmokeFire: she has a genetic resistance to pipes
shendaras: I may have missed it, but why are these folks just hostile to you?
NightValien28: shendaras they are a group of bandits from this place
LightspeedSloth: How did these guys have so many friends? Is this what touching grass does?
CaptainSpam: In fact, it's sort of strange just how many people are here to kill. Is the whole city after you?
Nickiatori: of the lost ark?
Mr_Horrible: as far as I can tell they're bandits who've been camped in the area
kimmibeans: @CaptainSpam Pretty much; you're an outsider and they are short on supplies
hieroglyphica: So many survivors! Not anymore I guess but still
hb8u: me when we're not safe
Nickiatori: time for a floor nap
CrossXhunteR: I knew this moment was coming up in the near future after joining stream and was just waiting for it
Mr_Horrible: honestly don't remember if Noah's video lingers overlong on this
LathosTiran: J'o'El?
NightValien28: treat the wound you dumb child
saucemaster5000: the end
Mr_Horrible: but that's the only one I've watched
betweenmyself: WINTER
Heefnoff: I knew a j'o'el once
kimmibeans: And then he died
Nigouki: oh THIS is the viral clip
Juliamon: BUN
Nickiatori: Bunny!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bunbun!
LightspeedSloth: Record scratch.
Mr_Horrible: "Treat the wound" *hands it a candy bar*
Lobo_Apache: you pack it and tape it
Nickiatori: oh no!
Darleysam: jam some paracetamol in there
itira: D:
drcthulu: circle of life
NightValien28: YEAH
kid_flashionable: This is the cutest thing you've ever fucking seen
itsr67:
kid_flashionable: GUH
CaptainSpam: It would've been wild if it just cut to "WINTER", and Joel's perfectly fine without any explanation.
CataclysmicReverb: Just steal a kidney, there were plenty to go around
InconsiderateHat: So not a dog, but...
Blakemcm: what a fucking champ
CrossXhunteR: why?
Blakemcm: ellie is
Aidankatz7: I imagine it’s very hard to treat a wound like that
kimmibeans: I mean... Ben is kind of right?
hieroglyphica: My mom taught me early: when in doubt put pressure
Critterbot: Good job pulling a broadhead arrow out like that.
NotCainNorAbel: now we play big game hunter
Mr_Horrible: damn, the new tomb raider lookin good
EvilBadman: Good time for an ad break if you wanna got those KPIs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben the hunter as he sprints through the woods
brutusq13: the rest of the just hard pivots into trophy hunting
TomatoKigu: This scene just makes me miss RDR2
hieroglyphica: Lololol
Mr_Horrible: it turns out this was a Cabela's game all along
Kramburger: Sniped
NightValien28: missed the head
Mr_Horrible: exhale, Adam
Mr_Horrible: is the real head not in the heart?
CaptainSpam: Another deer pops out, "That was my friend! *BLAM*BLAM*"
Aidankatz7: Ben aimed for the right spot
kimmibeans: This game is freaking gorgeous
itira: its too peaceful thats why lol
HadesLeprechaun: I haven't played one in forever, but some of those Cabela's were actually pretty fun
NotCainNorAbel: in the snow yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: In fresh snow? Yes
Aidankatz7: in snow, yes
BrowneePointz: yes
ghyllnox: Depends
Lobo_Apache: It could be depending on the type of wound
saucemaster5000: It depends on how fast you lick up the blood
kimmibeans: Pretty much, especially in fresh snow like this
drcthulu: if it bleed that much I'm impressed it's still standing
satyropodobny: we hunting wabbits
SnakeBrine_: In the snow? Yes.
Aidankatz7: in snow yes it’s easy
BrowneePointz: deer make a fucking MESS when they’re panic running
BrowneePointz: it’s easy to follow broken foliage
Darleysam: see in this scene, the deer is like Joel who also just had a big injury and was bleeding. In this essay I will....
RealGamerCow: why do they hold the bow like that in this game?
hb8u: cant you steady it with a button for a few seconds? or was that another game
Kramburger: Ellie's got the shakes because she hasn't had a drink in months
Mr_Horrible: phew
NightValien28: RealGamerCow its a third\first person thing to not clutter the player view
bv310: @RealGamerCow They just really want a big ol' string slap bruise on their arms
Aidankatz7: hunting isn’t weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: I never denied being a weirdo
drcthulu: don't worry they're already on a list
Aidankatz7: it’s food
BrowneePointz: my dad is Redneck Prime. what do you expect Adam
Lobo_Apache: Hey, I love hunting the most dangerous game....... Elden ring
saucemaster5000:
you can't bait everyone for your content mines 
kimmibeans: I do biology
SnakeBrine_: Same, also jokes on you, we're all probably already on some kind of list
Heefnoff: Modern day hunting is just stream sniping tbh
niccus: joke's on you, we're americans, we don't have the list anymore
Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff me pulling up "BigDeer69"s channel to see their inputs
BrowneePointz:
@heefnoff no that’s bow fishing
Kramburger: The deer has plot armour
Heefnoff: TRUEEEE @BrowneePointz
LightspeedSloth: Monster Hunter Wilds?
Heefnoff: @Mr_Horrible Oh you already know
NightValien28: you know what would have killed this deer real fast, a gun
Heefnoff: Lookin up their CFN
shushu2539: that blood will attract wolves
Nigouki: should have hunted mongol-style, off the saddle
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can track the blood/your tracks back to the horse
kimmibeans: @niccus We do, we just changed the criteria... drastically
drcthulu: Video logic, just whistle and the horse comes to you
drcthulu: video game logic*
NightValien28: deer died in a boss arena
Aidankatz7: gotta bring the horse
Cptasparagus: in the snow its easy to bring it back
Kramburger: Sus names
Nickiatori: never trust anyone named James
PoundsMcSlam: creepy uncle dave in the house
SnakeBrine_: Yeah, the James there completely throws off trust vibes
Mr_Horrible: Ellie you're giving the game away
kimmibeans: @Nickiatori My Dad is named James!
ghyllnox: Field stripping it will take a good bit of the weight off
shushu2539: Joel recovered from dozens of shots but he couldn't handle a single stab
SnakeBrine_: @kimmibeans Do you trust him?
kimmibeans: @PoundsMcSlam Never trust a Dave, speaking from experience
kimmibeans:
@SnakeBrine_ Absolutely
Aidankatz7: she’s a smart girl
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the smart move
Mr_Horrible: "Now peel me a grape, James. If that's even your real name."
EvilBadman: This is Nolan North btw for folks who thinks he always does the same voice
drcthulu: clickers
Aidankatz7: that is horrifying
Juliamon: bro she JUST showed you she knew how
Aidankatz7: clickers are fucking horrifying
NightValien28: right on the knee
Nickiatori: my hockey team won
Mr_Horrible: it was... the last of them
CataclysmicReverb: The last of them
Kuhfeek: my hockey team lost
Aidankatz7: cod zombies round start Music plays
KeytarCat: The first step is "make sure there isn't another victim"
CrossXhunteR: I think this man is voiced by Troy baker, iirc
saucemaster5000: my hockey team gamed
Manitu_25: what is hockey?
CrossXhunteR: or, Nolan north?
RealGamerCow: At the end of 2, my team was losing 3-2. They lost 6-3.
Aidankatz7: good shooting
Nickiatori: my team won 6-3
Mr_Horrible: 4 more goals
RealGamerCow: They suck and have absolutely no guts.
WalrusOntheCourt: I imagine this is what happens if you don't pay your taxes on time.
LathosTiran: LRR hockey civil war?
Mr_Horrible: zombie eats Ellie and goes "Wow, I'm cured!"
Nickiatori: but she is immune?
NotCainNorAbel: but she is immune
Aidankatz7: it’s so unsettling to watch the death animations
EvilBadman: Not immune to fucking dying
Juliamon: She's not immune to getting her throat ripped out
saucemaster5000: civil war is for people who care about countries
Mr_Horrible: @NotCainNorAbel I mean she's also getting her windpipe ripped out
KeytarCat: At least that's a blood-loss death and not a turning death
kimmibeans: She's immune to the fungus, not blood loss
frank_the_great: You don't know until you try
SnakeBrine_: Immune = immune to death, what you talking about?
WalrusOntheCourt: Her neck! Her one weakness!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, isn't this where Joel's brother was?
Manitu_25: but...but the plot armour
Darleysam: "um, technically!" she says to the zombie biting her throat
BrowneePointz:
sooooooo question…would Gears of War count as horror games for Let’s Nope? 
CrossXhunteR: thank you Ben
saucemaster5000: My bad godliege
frank_the_great: Oh, we're def goners
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Just a similar settlement, I think
Mr_Horrible:
I'm going "erm actually-" to the zombies 
drcthulu: what about COD zombies?
RealGamerCow: When GoW first came out it was incredible
SnakeBrine_: I dunno, it would be pretty horrifying to be a normal guy in the gears of war universe
hieroglyphica: But I can cook very well with terrible or foraged ingredients?
drcthulu: call of doody
MolaMolaphant: american military propaganda, the movie, the game
BrowneePointz: dang I’m catching strays left and right tonight
Mr_Horrible: E E E... it's in the E
Aidankatz7: I love cod zombues
satyropodobny: how about stasis bone totem
Forlorgen: Duskmourn drafts? Spooky set
EvilBadman: Call of Duty: Warcrime simulator
HadesLeprechaun: I feel like GoW is more spooky than Last of Us, also incredible game series
Mr_Horrible: that would qualify, they wouldn't like it I don't think
Mr_Horrible: both Stasis games are absolutely horror games
Forlorgen: Stasis bone totem is what I call my bong
Critterbot: Ehh, not really.
drcthulu: but you didn't listen
Darleysam: but is it a card game
betweenmyself: Mutant League Football is kinda spooky
HadesLeprechaun: Stasis Bone Totem is definitely horror, but it's very text heavy point and click
BrowneePointz: skip the old ones and play the Dad of Bois
Xaunaught: its to watch you two Kings have fun
SnakeBrine_: Change the name to ben and adam hangout time
Manitu_25: I heard path of exile is a horror game, winkwink
noSmokeFire: reinvent the show as Let's Hope
CaptainSpam: Adam and Ben's Gamehaus
Nickiatori: what about putput?
Aidankatz7: i like watching Ben and Adam show
EvilBadman: I think you're 90% on the right track and you over thinking the other 10%
PhilanthropyLich: Adam's Gamehaus and Ben
HadesLeprechaun: I -love- the two stasis games, super body horror-y, but definitely a slow playthrough
bv310: We could call it anything! Even Ben & Adam's Gamehaus!
MacbethSeemsSus: @Nickiatori +6 months to the counter
GreyThey: What if you're saying "Nope" to horror games?
Aidankatz7: I echo that statement Adam just said
LightspeedSloth: Dies "Slay the Princess" count?
BrowneePointz: from Let’s Nope to Let’s….Ope?
Mr_Horrible: uman beens
RealGamerCow: Let's Spheda
kimmibeans: Slay the Princess counts as existential horror
EvilBadman: True
Juliamon: Slay the Princess isn't really the right vibe for this stream
KeytarCat: Wait, this game has shoulder swapping? I thought it did, but I couldn't remember
Juliamon: it's maybe too good
hieroglyphica: Yeah I think that's part of your success tbh
kimmibeans: And also literal horror depending on the narrative path
bv310: "This is a golf stream now"
BrowneePointz: I just hope the Jurassic Park survival horror game later this year is good
Mr_Horrible: StP is def not a let's nope game
Mr_Horrible: no shade, just is what it is
SnackPak_: what about Cursed to Golf? it's spooky
Xaunaught: Does Wii Sports count as horror
Nickiatori: would Left 4 dead be a good lets nope stream?
BrowneePointz: yep they announced it last year. Jurassic Park:Survive
Mr_Horrible: Dino Crisis is as much horror as Onimusha is
BrowneePointz: the old 2 are but they aged like dogshit
noSmokeFire: it's horror if you're a dinosaur
CataclysmicReverb: Dino Crisis is Resident Evil but with raptors
Mr_Horrible: because they were both "RE but elsewhere"
drcthulu: then how do we find their bones?
Mr_Horrible: cannot fuckin wait for the new Onimusha
CrossXhunteR: onimusha definitely is of its time
Nigouki: chickens are dinosaurs
BrowneePointz: Dino crisis one aged SO badly
Manitu_25: oh yeah? then explain dino shaped chicken nuggies
MolaMolaphant: If dinosaurs weren't real, explain industrial chicken factories
BrowneePointz: who you calling Fatso!
BrowneePointz: what movie is that quote from….
satyropodobny: ipso facto deez nuts
KeytarCat: @MolaMolaphant That's the real horror game for dinos
Mr_Horrible: "If dinosaurs aren't real, how do you explain whales?" - Ben Ulmer
BrowneePointz: why do I remember that quote
Firewhiskers: Is Pepsi-Man a horror game? He looks prettyscary.
HadesLeprechaun: if dinosaurs weren't real, explain Jurassic Park
Kramburger: I can make dragon-shaped nuggies, doesn't mean they're real
CataclysmicReverb: You'd think they'd run out of zombies eventually
LathosTiran: dino nuggies are just chickens reliving their past lives
hieroglyphica: I hate how much they sound like screaming
hieroglyphica: Reminds me of Nope
betweenmyself: Dino Crisis was branded a Panic Horror game by Capcom, compared to RE’s Survival Horror
Mr_Horrible: command grabbed
CrossXhunteR: you got clicked
ghizmou: the face when your socks get wet
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hieroglyphica: Ok lol that was a good one
Aidankatz7: this is actually kind of scary
bv310: I think it was a Cam line that argued the most likely death sound for humanity is some version of "Oh shit"
hieroglyphica: Ope
Juliamon: Sometimes?
kimmibeans:
THere are tons of games I can think of that fall under horror, but they aren't really Let's Nope games
GasCityGaming: some games, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the game
Aidankatz7: a little
kimmibeans: Nah
MolaMolaphant: some games, not this one
Xaunaught: Yeah sometimes
SnackPak_: this game, nah
Blakemcm: some games yes i have
circusofkirkus: some games
serramarkov: Sometimes
SnakeBrine_: Not this game
theevermist: rarely
bv310: I occasionally get jumpscared by screamers
itira: once or twice but not so much with this game
Heefnoff: Those two little guys in the corner scare me yeah
Kramburger: I get jumpscared sometimes
Xaunaught: but im a giant baby which is why I like watching
DuneAlien: Jumpscare at worst
Aidankatz7: yes sometimes
Firewhiskers: Scared *and* disturbed
kid_flashionable: I think sometimes, but mostly from jumpscares
LostThePirate: Occasionally a jump scare will get me, but usually not.
saucemaster5000: I'm terrified at the engagement
ghyllnox: Occasionally, but not with this game. Sometimes there's jumpscares through
Manitu_25: i get scared at everything
kimmibeans: I'm also the type of person who falls asleep to True Crime podcasts, so...
gawag_: I don't but I don't for horror movies either and I love them so
Manitu_25: cant play horror for shit
shushu2539: the lack of aim of Ben is scary
TheAwkes: No. But I can't suspend disbelief with a game enough for it to affect me like that, beyond jumpscares and music-induced feels.
SnakeBrine_: I don't count jumpscares. they feel cheap and are just meant to freak you out for half a second
hieroglyphica: I know for a fact that when it gets real and I genuinely believe I am about to die, I scream this operatic aaaaAAA like I'm bugs bunny in a viking helmet
Firewhiskers: Like, no one comes through Mouthwashing unscathed
BrowneePointz: there’s some games that do. alien isolation had me shit scared the entire playthrough with Alex and Ben
RealGamerCow: remember those explosives they gave you?
hieroglyphica: It's kind of ridiculous but I can't change it
Forlorgen: If you want this show to be scary again, have Cameron make horror TTRPG campaigns
Mr_Horrible: most effective horror in media is a combination of mood and stuff for your brain to stew on
kimmibeans: Honestly, the last movie/TV show to actually scare me was American Horror Story: Roanoke
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mouthwashing frightened me but that wasn't you two
googoltudoris: Can't stay long, internet is out because of a windstorm, but I'm drinking Canadian whisky in Texas and I thought y'all should know
satyropodobny: The fact we have to keep David alive is SO FRUSTRATING
itira: See Ben appreciates the kitten talk
Mr_Horrible: the only way that AHS scared me was with how dogshit it was
Firewhiskers: @satyropodobny Agreed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would have to think about it
drcthulu: I'm scared of any business Adam runs after the vertical store idea
Juliamon: He said he was neutral, he changed his mind REAL fast
kimmibeans: @Mr_Horrible usually, yes, but for some reason that particular season got to me
SnakeBrine_: Sounds like James, doesn't like compliments
Mr_Horrible: fair dinkum
hieroglyphica: He feels pretty ok about them to be honest
SnackPak_: wooow
bv310: Alright, just a light teabag and we can move on
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a partial elbow replacement
Mr_Horrible: I'd visit to see if it was real, and then walk away
GasCityGaming: Dang, showed up after the "vertical store" story arc
Blakemcm: dont forget a commercial break!!!
bv310: Wayside School: The Mall?
ghyllnox: I think I'd buy something on like the third floor and never go again
Thefluffiestguineapig: And knee arthritis, this fucking infinite ladder isn't doable for me
MacbethSeemsSus: The sunk cost fallacy is for quitters
RealGamerCow: What's the tallest ladder you've climbed?
brutusq13: then you remove the ladder and see who lasts the longest on their floor
Firewhiskers: The buck is a mushroom clicker now
kid_flashionable: Adam has the most wild ideas for 1) grocery stores and 2) houses with puzzles in them
Mr_Horrible: Adam would complain about it the whole time tho. Climbing the ladder to floor 57 like "This game SUCKS!"
kimmibeans: This reminds me of the Department Store in the Pokemon game, where every floor only had like 5 items
hieroglyphica: I have chronic vertigo from a spine thing. I would straight fall down like 30 floors and take all y'all with me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah shit
ghyllnox: Uhoh
kid_flashionable:
aw fuck
Aidankatz7: he’s with the bandits
satyropodobny: [audible gasp] THE PUZZLEMASTER! [spiderman3symbiotesuittheme.mp3]
Diabore: language ellie
Mr_Horrible: "Damn, I liked that rifle"
CataclysmicReverb: Nah
shushu2539: horse got eaten by Pete
LightspeedSloth: You're not my not-dad!
drcthulu: The horse always wins
satyropodobny: delicious, delicious horse
Nickiatori: always bet on horse
Mr_Horrible: horse still there, more reliable than Agro
Aidankatz7: bet on the wrong horse
Diabore: Ben "Gambling Im in" Ulmer is not a gambling man?
Mr_Horrible: shoulda bet on Mystik Dan
ghyllnox: So, what, they're going to follow her tracks and kill him huh
BrowneePointz: Always be against horses. They are literal biological evolutionary, screw ups.
Aidankatz7: yeah followed
EvilBadman: Bet against the Globetrotters
Firewhiskers: What are you feeding that horse?
BrowneePointz: Nothing about a horse helps a horse stay alive
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ladyjessica: how is he alive
hieroglyphica: Yup they did
ladyjessica: fair
kimmibeans: *plot*
the_tropical_penguin: @ladyjessica he's an alpha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly partially the cold partially
ghyllnox: That's definitely how you draw up a needle lmao
GasCityGaming: Resident evil reattaching an arm with magic water
Thefluffiestguineapig: The cold would be helping to stem the fever
niccus: i don't think we're seeing him in the last of us part 2
Xaunaught: are you doing LOU2 after this?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But if he had tetanus
Mr_Horrible:
Adam you don't understand, I only demand realism from games I dislike
Simonark: You’ve played FAR worse horror games than this.
bv310: Same!
frank_the_great: It gives me a rash
bv310: I get the *GOOD* antibiotics now
Mr_Horrible: "Ellie I'm trying to sleep"
Aidankatz7: what does the horse eat
Xaunaught: nice I havent played that one so look forward to watching it
underhill33: good lord
Camail: horses, not so stealthy
Simonark: Stabbing, it’s the fun part of horse riding
itira: im not sure id want to stand infront of a horse going that speed lolol
EvilBadman: I forget if horse death but uh warning
Nickiatori: we should have gotten diamond horse armour for Kevin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro, grabbing onto a person riding on the leg would guarantee you get kicked
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOO
itira: nooooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU FUCKERS ARE DEAD NOW
SnackPak_: o7
bv310: Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
Mr_Horrible: oh seven for kevin
itira:
HadesLeprechaun: they had a whole conversation about naming the horse Callus at the very start of the stream
kid_flashionable:
the_tropical_penguin: thank god we just named the horse
brutusq13: dinner!
Simonark: How many games with a horse make a huge deal about killing the horse? The horse always does.
frank_the_great: Just give him some penicillin
CrossXhunteR: never get attached
RealGamerCow: Tauntaun that horse
hieroglyphica: You see, people always say things like "you slaughtered my men" but they never append it with "after I grabbed you, tried to take your food/weapons, and called you a little bitch"
Nickiatori: do you think they shot an actual horse for the mocap?
Mr_Horrible: "Oh Joeeeeeeeeel, I got some glue for your wooooooound..."
Aidankatz7: ghost of Tsushima
Nickiatori: Minecraft
KeytarCat: MTG doggos
Mr_Horrible: when the horse got ragdolled into the stratosphere
kimmibeans: Horses are a big deal. They live to be like 30 years old
LathosTiran: Skyrim: undead horse
niccus: they should let you horse tilt in this game
CrossXhunteR: does the horse actually die in shadow of the colossus
PhilanthropyLich: I enjoyed it
hatboozeparty: Its very good
kimmibeans: So a person can be with 1 horse for most of their lives
Nickiatori: minecraft even rewards you for killing horses
Simonark: Ghost killed that horse so grimly. it’s your only friend by that point
Forlorgen: tsushima rules
Mr_Horrible: it's a good game but I will always always always roast the devs for it
Mr_Horrible: "Kurosawa Mode" come the fuck on
PhilanthropyLich: You can't know for certain
kimmibeans: Some people have a longer relastionship with their horse than their marriage
CataclysmicReverb: that guy had a hard ass
Simonark: It’s good but you need to be in an open world game mood?
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible yeah God forbid they do a fun thing
Manitu_25: goteem
hieroglyphica: SIR
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman the mode itself is fine, the name annoys me a lot
Nickiatori: me?
hieroglyphica: Yeyeye
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans And have emotions and are intelligent. There's a reason they are used for therapy for physically and mentally disabled individuals, not just riding but interacting with
gualdhar: quick! to the VOD!
Manitu_25: btw dont forget the brake this time lmao
Nickiatori: I am in the future
Simonark: It is a game where you compose haikus a surprising amount
drrek0: I'll watch on youtube later just to show you
DreamyPants:
aww man I was thinking of waiting for the youtube vod and I really could have used that
KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible ooh, expand on that? do you prefer a specific other name?
lamina5432: degenerate is a good compliment
drcthulu: it's black and it'
drcthulu: s white
Simonark: Degeneracy? Nah, perversion only here
frank_the_great: The perks of watching in real time is that I can type in "peepee poopoo" and you'll read it
hieroglyphica: Only when I need to download the vod. Premium let's you take that stuff offline
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Kurosawa, the new Onimusha protag is modeled after Toshiro Mifune(legendary actor who shows up in a ton of Kurosawa's films)
drcthulu: old goose egg Savidan they call him
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig Horses are awesome. Sincerely, surprisingly not a horse girl
EvilBadman: They mark out your photo on the board
SnackPak_:
frank_the_great: banned
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOO
drcthulu: that's pretty cursed
squ3e: Aw damn I missed it, can anyone tell me which side they went down in the sniper standoff? As joel?
Camail: nice shot
BrowneePointz: Being a Furry taught me that being a Degenerate is Good Actually, cuz then Corporations don't know how to profit off you
Firewhiskers: @BrowneePointz Amen :fox paws:
drcthulu: their master plan is to slowly run at Ellie one at a time
BrowneePointz:
TheAwkes: Fellas, all you need to do is walk away and you'll stop dying.
gualdhar: Degenerussy proves the existence of the Generussy
TheAwkes: Don't chase the girl.
Juliamon: why's his blood all the way over *there*
SnakeBrine_: "Thanks for the rifle, I'ma use it to kill your own guys"
Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat I don't think I'd have a specific other name in mind. Like IDK, call it "Cinematic" or something, it's fine to have something be B&W with a film grain filter in your game inspired by old films, but it feels extremely shallow to do a color wash and say "this is like the director that inspired us"
calculated_uncertainties:
100 100
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans I am (shocking no one) a horse person, and working in vet med with horses and cats has taught me that loving the behavioral side of vet med and loving training horses means understanding that why I love cats and horses are weirdly similar reasons
ghyllnox: CPI
Camail: 1 mlg reel comin' up
SnackPak_: juicing those KPI
betweenmyself:
Gonna need a cup of Ben’s pee… Also he might be cheating.
Mr_Horrible: it's almost certainly me just being bent out unreasonably by a thing, but it's my 2 cents
niccus: if you ask jordynne really nicely...
EvilBadman: Soldier76 confirmed
SnackPak_: it's not?
BrowneePointz: hey hey
LostThePirate: It made me really happy when a clip I made was in the latest highlight reel
drcthulu: tough but fair
NotCainNorAbel: Not NIN?
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patrick_stonecrusher: Faith
BrowneePointz: Every Limp Bizkit song is a banger UNTIL Fred Durst opens his mouth @LoadingReadyRun
LightspeedSloth: "My Degenerussy"
Kramburger: Behind blue eyes is a the who song and doesn't count
EvilBadman: That was a Who song
BrowneePointz: the main riff to Rollin FUCKS
BrowneePointz: and I will not hear otherwise
Firewhiskers: I saw Limp Bizkit play "You AInt Nothing But a Hound Dog" in RHode Island, they have one good song
goombalax: Behind Blue Eyes is by Seto Kaiba
Kramburger: In the Endussy
RealGamerCow: NO
Diabore: wtf
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
itira:
ew
kid_flashionable: MCNUSSY
SnakeBrine_: That is SO FOUL
bv310: The internet is a deeply strange place
NotCainNorAbel: marketing is amazing
EvilBadman: Why are the nuggets hollow
itsr67: turn the key
Mr_Horrible: launch the nukes
itsr67: put in the codes
Mr_Horrible: wrap it up folks
BrowneePointz: the McNussy is also just what they call Sex in Scotland
drcthulu: every day we stray further from the light
Aidankatz7: how much more time in the stream left
Critterbot: Remember the bus company that named their mascot Bussy?
Mr_Horrible: @Aidankatz7 ~1 hour or so
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I hate that this made me laugh damnit
Mr_Horrible: "Well met!"
kid_flashionable: Nah the lightussy is closer than it ever was
KeytarCat: I love spotting and pointing out yonic bullshit, but the -ussy words hurt me every time
NotCainNorAbel: the internet was a mistake
Aidankatz7: ok @mr_horrible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Society has always been cursed
niccus: all the way back to BBSes
Mr_Horrible: the nature of The Curse has also evolved
SnakeBrine_: Not saying its not, but its more cursed now
LightspeedSloth: McNussy, Nessie's gen alpha relative
HadesLeprechaun: I mean, I think it was legitimately less cursed when it wasn't all owned by 3 companies
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
drcthulu: there's just more people so there's more cursed
bv310: It's actually a great catchup mechanic
LostThePirate: XD
Mr_Horrible: Hearthstone making gacha game ads now
Camail: added to the vault
SnakeBrine_: Thats SO MANY packs!
Mr_Horrible: apparently
bv310: It got me playing again after like 6 or 7 years away
Serivus: I think I'm up to like 300 unopened packs on Magic Arena?
Mr_Horrible: "300 free pulls!"
CataclysmicReverb: Hate to break it to y'all but "Kilroy Was Here" was the 1930 dickbutt
itsr67: I like it
itsr67: but I have bad taste
tehfewl: open beta, and its fun
RealGamerCow: when you want 300 sweet sweet dopamine hits
Cptasparagus: open beta
Cptasparagus: Wheeler was not a fan, I like it
itsr67: true
kid_flashionable: I've watched so much bazaar and I still don't know how it works
EvilBadman: The one Wheeler was trying?
Aidankatz7: why tf do they care so much
itsr67: except for anakaris
Mr_Horrible: lmao
drcthulu: you don't have bad taste, you have terrible taste
Mr_Horrible: not even oki oki and itsr getting blasted
hieroglyphica: No, you have ben taste
Aidankatz7: do they know she’s immune or something? why do they care so much about finding her and Joel????
itsr67: CAUGHT
hieroglyphica: Vengeance?
goombalax: must suck to get shot in the winter
BrowneePointz: This is the group they took out at the college @Aidankatz7 I think
Firewhiskers: @Aidankatz7 There's a reason and it's really bad
Mr_Horrible: @Aidankatz7 they've murdered a *lot* of their compatriots, it seems
hieroglyphica: Oh woooow
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
Nickiatori: a
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's savage
definenull: A
betweenmyself: @aidankatz7 she and Joel killed a bunch of their guys
RealGamerCow: ouchiwawa
Simonark: You have refined taste that happens to pollute the local environment
comrade_cards: a
Mr_Horrible: A
patrick_stonecrusher: ªĥ
LightspeedSloth: Ellie solving their winter food supply crisis one goon at a time
frank_the_great: ah
Aidankatz7: hunting down Ellie is sunk cost fallacy at its worst
Mr_Horrible: oh absolutely
Mr_Horrible: but people are dumb, and people in the post-apocalypse more so
BrowneePointz: You say "a" referencing peanut butter baby, I say "a" referencing Surskit. We are not the same
RealGamerCow: "Then this tween killed 50 of my men"
CataclysmicReverb: "She killed a lot of our guys." "Send more guys."
definenull: Surskit 'a' > pb baby 'a'
Aidankatz7: yeah
GasCityGaming: yeah, eat the dead guys *forehead*
hieroglyphica: Yeah I like how they are like "fuck these guys! They killed so many of our guys! Let's throw all the rest of our guys at them!"
EvilBadman: All right Thanos
Mr_Horrible: "I've got 75 mouths to fee-" *BLAM* "74 mouths to fee-" *STAB* "73 mouths to feed!"
frank_the_great: She's immune to bullets
Mr_Horrible: that's actually why she's immune, she's a Terminator
TheAwkes: MODOKI
SnakeBrine_: She's what the terminator is based off of
patrick_stonecrusher: Learned from the best
SnakeBrine_: The metal isn't his power tho, its the healing
drrek0: The adamantium isn't part of his powers
frank_the_great:
There's an old Cracked.com skit about this
EvilBadman: You would only get his sniffer
Mr_Horrible: "erm, Streamer"
ghyllnox: They wouldn't have been able to do the adamantium without the regeneration though
lamina5432: apparently he's supposed to be much more beastlike
MolaMolaphant: his healing factor is reduced because it's busy keeping adamantium from killing him outright
Cptasparagus: adamantussy
itsr67: SNIFFA 👃
KeytarCat: super healing begets super strength
BrowneePointz: Do not wish to be a Mutant. 90% of mutants have fucked up powers that suck
Mr_Horrible: they give you Wolverine's mutant power but it's actually just the ability to say "Bub" intimidatingly
frank_the_great: I'd be fine, I'm built different
BrowneePointz: and ruin their lives
Aidankatz7: 100 bandits to feed at the camp, 100 bandits to feeeed, Ellie shoots one down, falls to the ground, 99 bandits to feed at the camp
Juliamon: damn those are some well-oiled casters
BrowneePointz: when folks say "to be Frank" they mean they wish they were that great
Blakemcm: the adamantium is continuously poisoning him
hieroglyphica: This is messed up, but at this stage of the apocalypse they might be at the people eating stage
Mr_Horrible: boy's got poison on his bones
Critterbot: Yeah, the adamantium is poisoning him.
hieroglyphica: Oh yeah it's crazy toxic
SnakeBrine_: Its why he starts aging after the weapon X program, he was technically immortal until the adamantium
Blakemcm: i heard there is one story where norman osborn cured deadpools cancer to defeat him lol
Mr_Horrible: it's true, Adam and adamantium are tight
drcthulu: ok predator
Mr_Horrible: it's right in the name
Aidankatz7: ADAMantium
EvilBadman: Yeah Adam is Canadian for one
SymphonySolstice: it's called adamantium because adam would be immune
Blakemcm: his healing factor over healed him and killed deadpool
BrowneePointz: OH SHIT NEW DAREDEVIL TONIGHT!
goombalax: theres a comic where they give Deadpools healing to some skrulls and they just explode
definenull: Trueee
BrowneePointz: Oh man I just got so excited
LightspeedSloth: Is adamantium only toxic to Canadians?
Mr_Horrible: yeah but you're not short
Mr_Horrible: so you can't *really* be wolverine
NotCainNorAbel: is that where gun nut Adam comes from?
Aidankatz7: the KKNOA BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH YOU
hieroglyphica: Whaaaaaat
definenull: Damn he got us
goombalax: you're half american? in 2025?!
Mr_Horrible: this whole time it wasn't a slouch, damn
hieroglyphica: I am gassed
Mr_Horrible: this is actually Adam sitting straight up in his chair
MolaMolaphant: so you're saying you refuse to get off your soap box?
MolaMolaphant: that.. that checks out
Kramburger: Adam's 5'8 which means Kathleen is leagally a hobbit I think
Aidankatz7: KKONA Blood flows through Adam
shushu2539: did you missed a break?
Firewhiskers: So Americanadian?
betweenmyself: it’s all forced perspective, with Adam far in the foreground
frank_the_great: So many people in this game are hugging irresponsibly
Firewhiskers: Content Warning chat - this game is about to get severely dark and unfunny
shendaras:
varmintx0: Adam and Ben forgot to take a break? Shocking.
EvilBadman: OH NO YOUR KPIS
hieroglyphica: Hiiiiii
LightspeedSloth: Good time to butcher that deer
hatboozeparty:
drcthulu: nothing, my favourite
Kramburger: Listen up subs, a dom is speaking
MrSarkhan: secret podcast time
CaptinOfBeez: Hi Adam
SymphonySolstice: oh hi subbos
Blakemcm: imma subby boy
NotCainNorAbel: you are very nice Adam
Cptasparagus: I liked being called a sub more
Mr_Horrible: say something nice about the nonsubs right meow
kimmibeans: HI!!!!!!!!!!!
niccus: it's good to have you here
hieroglyphica: I am very washed thank you
SnakeBrine_: Oh, doing a podcast now? cool
LostThePirate: secret podcast that the frogs won't get
serramarkov: I think I saw Nelson judging at my first Magicfest.
Faulpyr: Hurray privilege!
Firewhiskers: I washed today!
Aidankatz7: darn I am getting ED treatment adds
Aidankatz7: ads
SnakeBrine_: Does taking a shower means I'm washed?
CaptinOfBeez: Hows your week so far adam?
betweenmyself: it’s the secret commercial time Adam-only podcast
Blakemcm: adam i think you are great, good job suggesting this game. last of us 2 is gonna be rough
goombalax: I started going back to the gym this week
definenull:
Kramburger: St3ealing from a small business
LightspeedSloth: Kool kids' Podcast Instance activated
chisidragon: Monster hunter wilds stream soon?
goombalax: you can pick which symbol appears
Firewhiskers: I watched an ad when I joined chat
calculated_uncertainties: @betweenmyself the super secret podcast we talk about? -1st rule of fight club.
hieroglyphica: That's a fair cop
NotCainNorAbel: streaming is an odd thing in general
The_Color_Twelve: feeling a bit existential?
itira: its my fault isnt it
SymphonySolstice: the internet is weird
The_Color_Twelve: The world we live in is strange
LightspeedSloth: When the brain won't treat anything you do as legitimate
Firewhiskers: Egg instancial?
itira: mood
hieroglyphica: I used to sell weed, I got laid off recently, and I'm weirdly missing the attention?
BrowneePointz: Overthinking? More like Over stinking amirite jamers?
RealGamerCow: Movie actors probably thought the same thing when it started. "What do you mean, I act like I'm in a play but the audience isn't here?"
EvilBadman: Probably that whole meeting with bosses thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: The internet is absolutely a weird weird thing
couchboyj: Eggs are on floor 115
itsr67: ?
Aidankatz7: eggs
itira: eggs essential crisis
BrowneePointz: ah, Imposter Syndrome. Shit sucks
BrowneePointz: shit MEGA sucks
SymphonySolstice: are you a grifter or is jeff bezos the grifter
magical_writer: your sharp wit
hieroglyphica: I think us?
SymphonySolstice: he's not doing anything
Aidankatz7: what makes anyone so special?
Firewhiskers: Adam, we love you
hieroglyphica: But I get the feeling
protojman: we give you the right, i guess.
SnakeBrine_: You're the main character, its fine
lamina5432: because we chose you
hatboozeparty: Does the reason for the privilage matter tough?
InconsiderateHat: People like other people. Easy peasy.
itira:
Kramburger: Adam have you seen elimination chamber?
NotCainNorAbel: I'd say that streaming is very difficult
SymphonySolstice: wait you missed my first message
itsr67: 🔥
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, imposter syndrome is the worst shit ever
NotCainNorAbel: I couldn't do it
LightspeedSloth: What would Ben Franklin say?
Nigouki: if you have doubts then you're automatically not a grifter. grifters don't have doubts about their grift
betweenmyself: not like you’re promising something you don’t deliver
Cptasparagus: keep making Road Quest and we wont revolt
hieroglyphica: Lol if that was true we would've revolted against a LOT of people before you
goombalax: you're working your massive brain
itira: LOL
SnackPak_: "ah fuck!"
NotCainNorAbel: wrong breaker
calculated_uncertainties: You are great as an emotional support streamer.
Blakemcm: uhhhhhhhhhh "charles noooo"
Firewhiskers: Ben Franklin would have said something about regretting nothing
The_Color_Twelve: F'ing Kites!
hatboozeparty: "oh no, im being electrocuted"
SymphonySolstice: gasp
couchboyj: A penny saved is a pen... AUGHAUGH
hieroglyphica: That means we are going to send you snacks
Forlorgen: Adam id rather give my time and money to you and LRR than some corpo scum like Disney or Paramount who dont care like you
EvilBadman: I fucking shidded my pants - Ben Franklin
itira: i have ketchup chips Ben. you can have some
PoundsMcSlam: trigger warning coming up fyi folks
CaptinOfBeez: its the same as any person whos gotten in front of others for entertainment in the past. There are some people who can do it and it is a well lauded job to bring joy to all of us!
InconsiderateHat: So you're saying I should send some
goombalax: tear into some mailtime, I bet theres snacks in there
Firewhiskers: @PoundsMcSlam Severe trigger warning everybody
NotCainNorAbel: get into that mail time boxes
Critterbot: No snacks? How unprofessional!
BrowneePointz: A line of Urinals, call that a Streaming Meeting
itira:
Bruceski: I thought the Let's Nope Boys ARE the sacks.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The last time you streamed Last of Us you went on for 40 minutes about pudding on a single comment in chat, that takes talent
Aidankatz7: which snacks
niccus: we can send more snacks
RealGamerCow: mail time participators are slacking
KeytarCat: I ate too many chips and now I feel ill
Faulpyr: What about sneks?
SnakeBrine_: You got snacks, you have eachother
itira: oh christ
hieroglyphica: Yeah it's exactly what I thought
goombalax: chop-chop-chop, judo flip
BrowneePointz: Eating people, is REALLY not good for you
EvilBadman: I'll talk to Beej and he'll install and stock a vending machine
shendaras: I mean, they have to feed the hundreds of bandits they have and that one deer wasn't going to do it for them.
niccus: this is an appropriate scene for "but i have bad taste" to still be pinned
underhill33:
SymphonySolstice: the wonderful thing about tiggers,
betweenmyself: gotta prepare a Power Point presentation… “Snacks: Where They Be and Why You No Feeding Me?”
brutusq13: some soylent green
LightspeedSloth: Oh so that's the Hamburger Helper
KeytarCat: The aggressor generally has a choice
itira: eeew noooo
SnackPak_:
Manitu_25: yuck
Juliamon: GROSS
Firewhiskers: CW CW CW
SymphonySolstice: 🚫🚫🚫🚫
Thefluffiestguineapig: CWCWCW
SymphonySolstice: champion
ghyllnox: All done!
SnakeBrine_: aaaaand its no longer ellie you have to worry about
Juliamon: Penicillin, a miracle drug
BrowneePointz: The Beacons have been lit! Ellie-dor has called for Aid!
Blakemcm: to be fair.... penicillin is a miracle drug
hieroglyphica: Ooooo I've been septic and he's not very cognizant rn I'd bet
betweenmyself: Joel Ex Machina
Blakemcm: like for real for real
Firewhiskers: Adam, your Doctor Claw is on point
LightspeedSloth: Isn't penicillin derived from fungi? Like the zombies?
patrick_stonecrusher: WHERE'S RACH.... ELLIE??
goombalax: Who is the only man who's beaten me in freestyle?
MolaMolaphant: @LightspeedSloth I'm familiar with it being from mold on oranges? which... I don't remember if fungal?
BrowneePointz: a Mold
BrowneePointz: it was a Mold growing on Staph bacteria in a petri dish
Juliamon: The zombie fungus is corcyceps-based, not staph-based
itira:
Mr_Horrible: Gary! Pizza?!
kimmibeans: Mold is a fungi, and it is very different fungi from cordyceps
Heefnoff: Pizza? Gotham isn't even KNOWN for it
hieroglyphica: And man the guy who discovered it was kind of a Petri dish king. At first penicillin required a LOT of mold for even a tiny bit of medicine
BrowneePointz: Frownie Biscuit is my nickname when I'm sad
BrowneePointz: The Pizza! Eat it He-Man!
MolaMolaphant: I dunno, this is homicide at worst. Hardly a murder at all!
hieroglyphica: That dude had like a lab FULL of moldy dishes, truly a college titan
Kramburger: I take my pizza gotham-style
Mr_Horrible: "We were all going to commit to bettering ourselves through food!"
NotCainNorAbel: Ellie, where is my horse?
BrowneePointz: he's more of an Otter or a Wolf than a Bear
TheAwkes: "You're gonna pay for this!"... "I'm the protagonist." *~does another murder*
BrowneePointz: i mean what?
Firewhiskers: Ax those questions
KeytarCat: Horse, where's my Ellie!
Blakemcm: where is my daughter?!?!?!?
ghyllnox: Shwing
SymphonySolstice: my man they aren't gonna tell you if you shoot them all
Cptasparagus: God of War
Mr_Horrible: all video game dads looking for their children can call an axe to their hands
hieroglyphica: Joel doesn't have a lot of restraint
SymphonySolstice: Dad of Girl
SnakeBrine_: God of war, apocalypse edition
MacbethSeemsSus: Hopefully they don't know his one weakness, rebar
hieroglyphica: My dad would be up in here politely requesting his daughter back
SnakeBrine_: You don't have a leg anymore, so I don't think you'll have to worry about it for too long
BrowneePointz: I mean, you hear about the absent-brained guy who stepped on a landmine? Last thing that went through his mind was his shins
LightspeedSloth: So much bandit jerky this winter
Kramburger: "Either of you boys seen Casino?"
Mr_Horrible: remembered I had ice cream
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itira: ickyyyy
frank_the_great: I loved this scene in the show, it was so tense
Firewhiskers: Note to chat: torture does not actually work.
Mr_Horrible: "I learned this from that Liam Neeson movie"
SymphonySolstice: noppppe
ghyllnox: Uh
ghyllnox: Pet?
hieroglyphica: Torture super doesn't work
patrick_stonecrusher: A settlement needs your help
Thefluffiestguineapig: This entire section is just massive series of content warnings of varying types
Mr_Horrible: Adam, I hate to reveal this to you
Mr_Horrible: but Joel may have been lying
Critterbot: Good riddance.
theinvulnerabletide:
TomatoKigu:
Joel protecc. 
BrowneePointz: Always bunch sex pest cannibals
BrowneePointz: punch*
frank_the_great: It's okay, she's immune to knee kicks
hieroglyphica: Yesssssss
ghyllnox: Heeeellll yea
Mr_Horrible: quick thinker
hieroglyphica: Ellie is my idol
Thefluffiestguineapig: She's resourceful as hell
itsr67: uh oh
Mr_Horrible: I just start sharing dumber memes online
frank_the_great: my god
itira: uh oh
CaptinOfBeez: BEEZ????!?!
SnakeBrine_: The internet just becomes irl
KeytarCat: I'd be so fucking cute
Heefnoff: Oh dear
itsr67: ima need a tomb and some bandages
shendaras: I'm smarter and more handsome, great!
GasCityGaming: i'm nice and make bad jokes?
hatboozeparty: it could be worse
EvilBadman: The real.monsters are man
TomatoKigu:
What if I'm just me tho? 
Kramburger: I'm already a physical manifestation of my twitch persona
comrade_cards: think how weird people got in the pandemic
empyreon:
uhhhhhm
NorthstarTex: so...furries become real?
ghyllnox: Twitch persona???
MacbethSeemsSus: Woo I become king of scotland!
brutusq13: more lurkinggg
BrowneePointz: Actually, Sociologists have found out that when crises like this happens, people band together and help out. @LoadingReadyRun
tehfewl: im already a physical manifestation of my twitch persona
Pteraspidomorphi: I've been extinct for millions of years, so science would appreciate it
SnakeBrine_: There will literally be a faction of just men running around screaming about bees
BrowneePointz: It gives me hope for humanity
Firewhiskers: @BrowneePointz Very true!
LightspeedSloth: We get to turn into our fursonas??
InconsiderateHat: Sick, I get to hang out with the nice people here
kimmibeans:
I would just want to tell everyone fun facts 
Critterbot: I mean... everyone's got an internet persona.
hieroglyphica: Ngl I'm medically unstable, I would be dead so post-apo me would definitely be begging at the hospital clan
Mr_Horrible: nooo my precious engagement fruit
CaptinOfBeez: engagement!
DoctorHutch: square typey
Heefnoff: Oh NO I’ve been baited to engage
Mr_Horrible: my family will starve
Kramburger: Just trying to I your KPs
KyoteLoreKeeper: Gotta fill out those TPS reports with all the good KPIs
NorthstarTex: Best. Apocalypse. Ever.
hieroglyphica: My cabbagessss
Mr_Horrible: I don't even remember what my pfp is
TomatoKigu: …If the apocalypse turns me into my fursona I'll be so dang cute tho
Zu_o: I swom to jom if one of you all has a furbysona you will have doomed us all
frank_the_great: Give a man a mask and he'll show you his real face: mostly just a chill dude
Mr_Horrible: oh, rice boy, damn, nice job Past Me
SnackPak_: oh no!
SnakeBrine_: Hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Spacepup: We form wild wasteland marauding groups to gather tribute to lay at the feet of our content kings.
kid_flashionable: Me but in the 90s?
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mr_Horrible: I'd become an alcoholic robot apparently
frank_the_great: I'm Santa!
shushu2539: aren't we already in the apocalypse or what else need has to happen?
MrSarkhan: finally!
CaptinOfBeez: i dont feel so good mr adam
CataclysmicReverb: Been a good run
KeytarCat: Oh I'd be SO CUTE!
ghyllnox: o7
hatboozeparty: Finally i would be hot
SymphonySolstice: what if my profile pic is just a symbol
GasCityGaming: i'm a gas lantern that's burning dice and a controller?
shendaras: ut oh
hieroglyphica: Aw damn
Larkonus: So I become a Raccoon Bard. Eh, could be worse. (Bello, Bard of the Brambles from Magic)
Kramburger: I become featureless?
Kramburger: Oh nooo
Juliamon: I don't remember what my pfp
Manitu_25: thats an okay way to go, i guess
weff47: I don't feel so good Mr. Savidan
Mazrae: Can it be my discord picture?
TomatoKigu: I become an anime wolf girl? Score
Firewhiskers: I'm a cute fox IRL too
itsr67: im just one of the characters from Ghost Stories
MacbethSeemsSus: I get to the skip the next 5 years? Sign me up
LostThePirate: Cool, full pirate mode
SnakeBrine_: Do we get the powers that come with our characters? Or no?
hieroglyphica: I would be a bison, according to my pfps
kid_flashionable: O:
Juliamon: *I don't remember what my pfp is, but if it's Elely then hell yeah I'd be a badass
kid_flashionable: Aww why not
lamina5432: how about facebook
BrowneePointz: Like, I want to be very very clear. Every ounce of data we have on humans in massive "apocalypse" situations is that folks actually band together as communities and help out. Hope that give some folks hope for the future at least
underhill33: goddamn
Mr_Horrible: damn, shoulda had the MNHR as my twitch pfp
ExtraWubs: to be my fursona, APOCALYPSE NOW PLEASE.
kid_flashionable: I can be a strawberry cow
Firewhiskers: @ExtraWubs Like and subuwuscribe
betweenmyself:
can we use the best Twitch emote as our pfp?
HadesLeprechaun: I mean looking like Gimli wouldn't be the worst
Mazrae: Just realized my twitch pic is just the fairy tail emblem
ExtraWubs: @Firewhiskers right now its not in the budget babe
SnackPak_:
SymphonySolstice: peenis
BrowneePointz: it was 50/50 Dick or Amogus
kid_flashionable:
Me 5 years ago has the powers of "its not COVID yet" I get no super powers
Spacepup:
Morrigan9: little too white
hatboozeparty: Joel would be proud
Mr_Horrible: a conversation every 2 male friends should have
patrick_stonecrusher: Knot
LightspeedSloth: A K peepee I
plundypops: Ourobodick
itsr67: LMFAOOOOOO
Spacepup:
LOOKS AVERAGE TO ME 
TomatoKigu:
Mr_Horrible: damn streamer your peepee huge
betweenmyself: it’s COLD
brutusq13:
Blakemcm: watta fuggin hog
hieroglyphica: Haha
Firewhiskers: snoweenis
EvilBadman: So vascular
HadesLeprechaun: bro loses consciousness from blood loss
hieroglyphica: There's nothing over this way! *dies*
calculated_uncertainties: called out, but I guess my profile pic is a random D&D token now.
SnakeBrine_: I still love the "Time to Penis" Counter that is a literal counter in video games to see how fast it takes for a player to make a dick lmao
Mr_Horrible:
I respect how difficult it must be to stream with that 
KeytarCat: something something snowballs
KyoteLoreKeeper: Warming them with the blood of her enemies
MolaMolaphant: yeah, she does not have the layers for this
kid_flashionable: This girl got frostbite for sure
Kramburger: The dick is the one playing the game
Mr_Horrible: I just do smiley faces
SnackPak_: thats why Ben has the controller
Mr_Horrible: my profile on every one of the DS castlevanias was always a smiley
Kramburger:
kid_flashionable: I miss the part in Okami where you have to draw an oni mask and I would always do the most awful smiley faces
MacbethSeemsSus: I bet you've never reaped a day in your life.
BrowneePointz: was that Travis Willingham
hieroglyphica: Is she? Hasn't yet
lamina5432: we are the garden that you grew adam
SymphonySolstice: any reapers in chat
goombalax: a Grower, not a Sower
Mr_Horrible: he's done a reap or two in his day
MolaMolaphant: something something... and jesus reapt?
kid_flashionable: What is this Red Rising
7gorobei: reaped engagement
Nickiatori: I mean you are the Reaper of LRR
NotCainNorAbel: this is a co-op?
brutusq13: I'm all your fault
hieroglyphica: Disappointingly, I've mostly reaped what my parents sowed.
sesho13: Is adam high right now??? Lol
Mr_Horrible: "A Ben & Adam joint"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is the one farming engagement here
Kramburger: Ben's Uncle Nurgal, Adam's Tzeench
Mr_Horrible: Ben's been feeding us random pills on the sly
RealGamerCow: Ben feeds us too much sugar
Larkonus: You promised you weren't gonna tell, Ben!
couchboyj: Aw snap you gotst beers Ben?
EvilBadman: It was the plural "you"
Firewhiskers: Adam's high on life
itira: youre being you
Mr_Horrible:
NocturnalMissions: Oh, I'm like this because of you?! Finally have an answer to that
Diabore: man cant be happy sometimes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: LRR doesn't stream high
Nickiatori: all good shows have a Ben and a Adam, Lets nope and Jet lag
bv310: Adam's definitely the Yuncle (Young uncle) of the group
hieroglyphica: Maybe it's because of your extreme slouch
MolaMolaphant: y'all get kinda lost in the sauce on lets nope
NocturnalMissions: realistically I'm like this because of Graham
Firewhiskers: And Graham found out Adam was high I believe
LightspeedSloth: Where are the women and children bandit cannibals?
Zu_o: @bv310 I think if someone claimed to be a yuncle in my presence I'd have to ask the police to run a background check on them
Mr_Horrible: he was playing DOTA!
Nickiatori: Elder Drunken Highlander
Nickiatori: drink everytime someone Asks whose turn it is
RealGamerCow: This restaurant had jalapeno poppers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nickiatori Trying to play Highlander or Canlander drunk would be HELL
Mr_Horrible: @Nickiatori that just ends with 4 corpses around a table
bv310: @Zu_o Report them to your Grandlad (your young Grandad)
kimmibeans: I don't remember what we played on New Year's, but I remember it being a dope stream
LostThePirate: I just remember Adam drunk @ everyone-ing his discord, lol
Mr_Horrible: bro you are ALSO in the burning building
DuneAlien: dude is terrible at this
Zu_o: @bv310 I mean, they just sound like they're having a good time
Mr_Horrible: "TODD'S"
Serivus: How many windows are there?! Why would she need keys?!
Firewhiskers: Burninating the countryside, burninating Nolan North
Mr_Horrible: bro's about to be Nolan South if you catch my meaning
brutusq13: This restaurant is pretty lit
KeytarCat: Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
hieroglyphica: Man, I heard this place was *fire*
Firewhiskers: Maybe he has a swordgun like Squall
MacbethSeemsSus: People really just shrug off knife wounds in this game
Mr_Horrible: it's all those prions in his brain
hieroglyphica: Knife knife knife
Mr_Horrible: got no object permanence
bv310: Get Teemo'd bro!
Astramentha:
Mr_Horrible: it's me, underestimating the power of the scout's code
MolaMolaphant: Omega Squad Teemo: "I have a proficiency in killing..."
SymphonySolstice: getting stabbed by a teemo is a humbling like no other
hieroglyphica: I wasn't thinking of that @mr_horrible , these guys have got to be soaking in prions. Maybe they're smart enough to not eat brains or spinal cords?
Firewhiskers: Ellie: "You like eating people so much? Eat yourself!"
Nickiatori: omg this fight has me actually tense as a viewer
BrowneePointz: This is just me trying to eat out at a restaurant and someone's kids are just doing this through the aisles
MolaMolaphant: just run around in circles until he bleeds out? seems solid
hieroglyphica: Gotta love the loop
theinvulnerabletide: i legit don't think i've been this freaked out during this whole game XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: I say nope
Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica maybe at one point but he's not really acting like someone who hasn't taken a big ol chomp of brain by now
DuneAlien: this guy is really really bad at this
MyrddintheWizard: Well, this is making hyper anxious...
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is making me anxious
MacbethSeemsSus: Really hope Eliie pulls the batman corner takedown
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's used to being able to charisma his way out of things
Mr_Horrible: that's his trap though, he's gonna trick Ellie into giving away her location when she says "hot enough for ya?"
drcthulu: you canned the canibal
Mr_Horrible: you got the "Smellie" ending
frank_the_great: It's okay, she's immune to fire
Diabore: noooo... well time for a third daughter
KeytarCat: This man is *very* busy dying
tehfewl: Truly, this is the last of us
hieroglyphica: True, she really is
SymphonySolstice: the KID is deadly? you should see the adult
EvilBadman: Omg joekim is in this???
Mr_Horrible: probably feels good as fuck for like half a second
Mr_Horrible: like working out a really bad crik
Firewhiskers: So how abominable is Joel right now with all the snow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmmm, disagree
SymphonySolstice: I don't think you'd be alive for a half second to feel anythg after that
KeytarCat: All of your muscles suddenly relax for one glorious moment
LightspeedSloth: Has LRR done a Time Crisis stream?
Aidankatz7: getting axed in the neck?
betweenmyself: ya get that light puff of air against your insides as the skin parts… so relaxing
Firewhiskers: Lost World Arcade!
GasCityGaming: I'm telling Ian
BrowneePointz: Next on TTSF: Ian builds a MAME cabinet
MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere, Ian sat up
Mr_Horrible: or Ben tbh
Forlorgen: FOr sure ian would build that
EvilBadman: I feel third Ben would make that happen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat You wouldn't be aware of it because blood flow is cut off to your brain first
KeytarCat:
digital recoil
Zu_o: @KeytarCat when your fingers fly off the keyboard
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig a girl can dream! wait...
Diabore: oh thank you
BrowneePointz: if Dandy Ben and Ian built a MAME cabinet I would scream
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh buddy, let me help
DoctorHutch: he messed up his queue
Diabore: so polite here
Mr_Horrible: when you start swinging and trick them into thinking "oh his nootch is terrible, I can approach"
EvilBadman: I'm just gonna swing the axe like this and if you run into it
betweenmyself:
honeybabysugarchild
MolaMolaphant: @Zu_o my controller has a busted bumper so it does weird things when I panic. That's basically the same thing, right?
Zu_o: @MolaMolaphant Does your digit recoil?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the Golden Oldie
Nickiatori: Bronze Bombshell is a good magic card in Jon irenicus ED
MolaMolaphant: @Zu_o only if it gets stuck between the button and the housing!
Mr_Horrible: The Titanium Teenager
LightspeedSloth: Todd shall provide
Nickiatori: EDH*
hieroglyphica: You are SO STABBED SIR, how are you still fighting?
Mr_Horrible: IDK man I think she's got a decent picture of it
Critterbot: Good riddance, when you turn cannibal you leave your humanity by the door.
itira: yuckyyyyy
frank_the_great: Well' he won't be in TLOU2
LowUpsideCJ: that would probably feel so good for like half a second
TomatoKigu: Deserved. You get his ass Ellie.
mulligan2six: I think he's dead
BrowneePointz: fuck that baby girl got me
MacbethSeemsSus: Building's slightly on fire guys
Manitu_25: my heart...
Mr_Horrible: "We should probably get outta here"
MolaMolaphant: @Critterbot oh if he left that by the door, it's 100% burnt AF now
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not crying, your crying
Mr_Horrible: this isn't BotW, Ben
frank_the_great: You.. uh, you chop a lot of people up?
Aidankatz7: amazing story
niccus: we're working on that
Cptasparagus: sounds sweaty
Firewhiskers: We're passed the CW storm folks
Mr_Horrible: never let Adam get a turn at the Weather Machine
LightspeedSloth: Can we get that scene remade in Bluey?
KeytarCat: That was in fact a brutal winter
shendaras:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
7gorobei: post game show
Firewhiskers: Thank you Ben, thank you Adam
LightspeedSloth: You took a break!
frank_the_great:
Less podcast per capita
Larkonus: Look, I'm just happy to chill with you nerds.
ghyllnox: Yeah now we get the aftershow
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gamegood
hatboozeparty: It was great
EvilBadman: Probably beat next sesh
lamina5432: gnight you two
SymphonySolstice: spittin
itira: :))
kimmibeans: We are coming to the end though, and soon it will be a new game
Juliamon: Because Skyrim wasn't remade
Juliamon: just ported
Blakemcm: khajit boxer built
Manitu_25: hot take kinda true
itira: Adam?
Critterbot: Half an hour should be like the upper limit imo, this isn't a Just Chatting stream.
Mr_Horrible: because they can mod funny shit into it
BrowneePointz: Anyways *boots up Avowed*
Heefnoff: What
patrick_stonecrusher: Shake that cage
Heefnoff: Jonkin it
KeytarCat: DNA-ing the mics
drcthulu: stomping the grounds
Heefnoff: Unholying the temple
Mr_Horrible: jorkin it. and by it, heh heh, let's just say.
Mr_Horrible: my peanits.
BrowneePointz: Trampling the Temple Garden
theambivalentagender: Watering the grave?
Manitu_25: blooding the crypt
EvilBadman: HELL YEAH BROTHER
itira: hhahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: GOT HIS ASS
betweenmyself: they remake Skyrim so much for the same reason they keep making Spaghetti-O’s
BusTed: gottem
Mr_Horrible: KABLAM
SymphonySolstice:
LowUpsideCJ: Got him
LightspeedSloth: Three Treeing the City
ghyllnox:
Juliamon: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
shushu2539: 404
patrick_stonecrusher: "Aligning my chakra"
bv310: His Payanisss
empyreon:
Never change
kimmibeans: @betweenmyself Now I want Spaghetti-O's
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamnit
Aidankatz7: LMAO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
Mr_Horrible:
happy to oblige, streamers 
patrick_stonecrusher: Super hell yeah
Mr_Horrible:
DoctorHutch:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming That's the perfect name for that clip
betweenmyself:
GasCityGaming:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Thank you, i try 
Cptasparagus: tabletop february
Mr_Horrible: oh no, his peanits
itira: from gaming too hard on monster hunter
betweenmyself: so nice, Warm, Achina
GasCityGaming: spelled with a K isn't it?
Mr_Horrible: is it still free-form tabletop or is there a grid of some sort?
Mr_Horrible: future bullets, yo
bv310: Style points
mulligan2six: I thought cricks were small streams of water
LightspeedSloth: They're Ghosts in their Shells?
LowUpsideCJ: He was cooking
Mr_Horrible: Nelly on the training arc
Nickiatori: Smash bors?
Forlorgen: training mode is the best part of fighting games
Mr_Horrible: oh, neat
Nickiatori: woah neato!
betweenmyself: time to bring some Ballz 3D to the OkiOki
Mr_Horrible: ogey
Nickiatori: you are travelling to the moon?
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LowUpsideCJ: my name is kiiiiiiiiiiid
kid_flashionable: my name is kiiiiiid lmao
kid_flashionable:
SymphonySolstice: dabits
kid_flashionable: Its mee I'm kiid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream!!!
shushu2539:
thanks for the stream
NotCainNorAbel: I'm staying home
kid_flashionable: alright back to hunting
itira: thanks for stream, k bye
Mr_Horrible: I can just leave this tab open, Streamer
kimmibeans: Thank you for the stream!
ghyllnox: We can totally stay here
GasCityGaming: Peanits
SnackPak_: Adam spilling the tea
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're revealing his secrets
Thefluffiestguineapig: Revealing the secret post Nope poop
Nigouki: poop gets priority
kid_flashionable:
alright streamer, keep your pooping secrets
LostThePirate: Thanks for the stream!
kid_flashionable: Wrong emote oop
kid_flashionable: Night y'all!
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