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pyrrhos___: howdy all
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hieroglyphica: Hello all!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  TXC2: Hello everybody
   Anubis169: Hello TXC2 welcome
   Anubis169 hides
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello everybody as well 
  TXC2: why you!
 TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
SkathrZira: Yay
   Anubis169: o hai
 DigitalSeahorse: Anubis169 I see you! hai
 SymphonySolstice: humpday humpday
  TXC2: hello Alex
pyrrhos___: hump day hump day
 RocknGrohlNerd: a wild Alex appeared
 DigitalSeahorse: hump day!
 PsychoI3oy: but what if... play it backward?
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 matthaus_c: happy Stalin death anniversary
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 RocknGrohlNerd: the tourist delight is back on the menu boys
 DigitalSeahorse:   
pyrrhos___: just made of hot ham water
SkathrZira: Has anyone her played Into the Radius?
 matthaus_c: bespoke toilet seat
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BeautifulPolishedQuailFloof-1feZ2sKTuH26uFx7
  TXC2: nothing but net
pyrrhos___: and find a mtg cube to play. a well designed cube seems like a great post apoc distraction
 DigitalSeahorse: owee
 RocknGrohlNerd: @pyrrhos___ that would be kinda hot
  TXC2: SCORE!
DoodlestheGreat: Oooooo
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  Anubis169: 135 months of sub on the wall, 135 months of sub! This water's slick, but I feel sick, it's making my geiger counter tick!
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
 JollyGee29: Magic Cubes are rare finds in Gravitational anomalies
 matthaus_c: oh it's sad being back here like this
RebekahWSD: Smack it!
   Anubis169: uhhhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: was that us talking?
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  TXC2: DigitalSeahorse  no, it was a recording of Faust
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
   Anubis169: skin feels tingly
SkathrZira: Why do I taste metal?
   Anubis169: galaxy brain over here
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
   Anubis169: OH WOW
RebekahWSD: 
   Anubis169: kaCHING
 PsychoI3oy: 
RebekahWSD: Hot DAMN
DoodlestheGreat: YES PLEASE
 DigitalSeahorse: Launcher!
 TheAinMAP: 
 hieroglyphica: Aw man, the AutoZone is closed with no sign again. Yyyyyy must you be closed in the middle of the daaaay
SkathrZira: The zoomy boomy
 JollyGee29: I'm gonna have to truck back down here, it was the dead of night when I did this part and I missed some buildings
 DigitalSeahorse: so you'll be needing them soon
RebekahWSD: So something roughly the size of a barge is going to be coming for us?
   Anubis169: this storehouse is too well stocked
 TheAwkes: I fired the RPG exactly once in my 160 hours, and it felt like a waste. 
 matthaus_c: show me a helicopter fight
  TXC2: TheAwkes  always does 
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 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlamorousCreativeDurianRalpherZ-W1_rNHv_cHNOcPae
   Anubis169: LOL
RebekahWSD: OOF
  TXC2: uppsie dassie!
 pyrrhos___: lol
   Anubis169: uhh...
 matthaus_c: yeet the alex
   Anubis169: hot water! hot water!!
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
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  TXC2: SUPER HOT SUPER HOT
 DigitalSeahorse: fly cat feesh
 matthaus_c: all over your new suit too
   Anubis169: my scrollwheel's dying on this, need to take it apart and clean it out
SkathrZira: I just use the number keys
 TheAwkes: Lessons learned in the cat church.
 PsychoI3oy: I was thinking the same thing
 RocknGrohlNerd: the radiation stacks up pretty quickly
 pyrrhos___: mwap
   Anubis169: so silly question, what's the rad-away injection supposed to be, and do those kinds of drugs exist IRL?
 DigitalSeahorse: ORBs
   Anubis169: figured
Genie_M: Bubbles!
 JollyGee29: The Teslas chase you if you are on their movement path, or if you have any artifacts equipped
 hieroglyphica: Well that field is sus
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: missed a couple streams and I see we are officially on the XFiles part of the plot huh
SkathrZira: It might be equipped artifacts that attract the lectric orb
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 yep, unfortunately
 DigitalSeahorse: iodine is to prevent thyroid damage only
   Anubis169: this whole area is death
SkathrZira: I wonder what a soviet tricorder would look like
 DigitalSeahorse: or prevent taking on the bad stuff with overload of less harmful stuff
   Anubis169: Psydog?
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit
SkathrZira: Bloodsucker
   Anubis169: ah bloodsucker
  TXC2: bloodsucker
 DigitalSeahorse: RUDE
 pyrrhos___: true
 RocknGrohlNerd: big rude
 DigitalSeahorse: there's always some clown
 TheAwkes: You found a safe quiet place to talk, then kept walking. 
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 TheDangerWaffle: Yeeeeeeeee
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 hieroglyphica: Yessss
   Anubis169: MAHP
 RocknGrohlNerd: *tools*
   Anubis169: did it just swallow that thing?
 matthaus_c: he ated it
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AuspiciousAcceptableCoffeeFrankerZ-CzsoRXBfCzX8ajgJ
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: those things have range activation?
 ArmondoSC: does the game model range activation?
 ArmondoSC: thats so neat
 pyrrhos___: intrusive thoughts = class clowns in your head
   Anubis169: When in doubt, C4 5 6 and 12
SkathrZira: You can tell this game is realistic because the empty casing come out the correct side of the gun
 hieroglyphica: They always are
 matthaus_c: twins, basil
RebekahWSD: Oh they're invisible! I was so confused
   Anubis169: yeah they've got chameleon skin
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: piggu to the rescue
 DigitalSeahorse: they brought pigs and dags
  TXC2: that'll do pig
   Anubis169: OWW
Genie_M: It's kinda silly they can't climb up
 hieroglyphica: Noooo
   Anubis169: ankles!
 pyrrhos___: fear
 ArmondoSC: thats no pig
 DigitalSeahorse: eek
 ArmondoSC: were gonna need a bigger rock
 DigitalSeahorse: and the swap is full of pests
SkathrZira: He knows about the RPG
 mwlsn: it’s raining pretty good here and I’m about to go for a walk… “I wanted to go for a nice stroll in the swamps” feels accurate
SkathrZira: He bravely ran away
 TheAwkes: When they can't path to you, they hide, whatever weapon you're using.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @SkathrZira  
 pyrrhos___: taunt -> get bodied
 malsareus: I vote we shoot that next time
SkathrZira: I don't suppose rocket jumping works in this game?
   Anubis169: so now that we're back here...
 malsareus: surely we're swaring vengeance
  TXC2: SkathrZira  most likely no
 DigitalSeahorse: save some ammo and get to talk again
 RocknGrohlNerd: @mwlsn don´t get too wet/cold tho, walks are good, but... 
DracoFire87: Thaaaat does not sound friendly...
 ArmondoSC: he took that to the FACE
 RocknGrohlNerd:   that was a good jump
 malsareus: hmmmm
   Anubis169: ok, so about Iodine and human physiology?
 malsareus: so our new friend ate an rpg
  TXC2: pig tanked a rpg7?
 DigitalSeahorse: range and iodine are two separate but life saving things
 PsychoI3oy: rpg7 has a minimum arming distance too
SkathrZira: DIdn't eben slow down
 PsychoI3oy: (IRL, not sure about in game)
Critterbot: Just ate a direct hit from an RPG, how rude.
 matthaus_c: that tracks for a world where regular ass humans eat a 5.56 round to the chest with just a grunt
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousFantasticMagpieKappaRoss-Va26A5WiWA-EHQA-
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DracoFire87: There's a variant of that RPG's loadout that can take out 750mm of rolled homogenous armor, soooo
  TXC2: I gonna assume we have a single warhead version that can penetrated about 400mm of RHA Alex
SkathrZira: Perhaps shaped rpg round is not good against soft targets
   Anubis169: there's a bit of a crossover
 DigitalSeahorse: I see him
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappyIntelligentStrawberryAMPEnergyCherry-K9CuftN0ERQS8mFv
   Anubis169: the warhead in-game is apparently the OG-7V Anti-personnel one, but the image is the PG-7VL HEAT
 DigitalSeahorse: ow
 malsareus: oh he brought friends
 DigitalSeahorse: eeeek
 JadedCynic: "Now kiss!" 
 DigitalSeahorse: ^
Genie_M: Chomp
 DigitalSeahorse: make love, not war
   Anubis169: So Pseudogiants can eat multiple RPG rounds, and even ground-pound to deflect them if the angle's right
   Anubis169: advice: run
 RocknGrohlNerd: noel fielding voice "eels eels eels"
 LordZarano: "Could you assholes please just like" Taking a new tack with the YouTube viewers I see
 DigitalSeahorse: cameraflage
SkathrZira: one down
 matthaus_c: so, we were talking about iodine
 malsareus: where do bridges keep their common sense? in the girders?
  TXC2: so Iosus ?
 JadedCynic: "Escape the swamp"?  We CAN DO THIS
   Anubis169: LOL
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 ArmondoSC: everytime
Critterbot: Wow, how rude! 
   Anubis169: and there's the unruly student
DracoFire87: I think the difference is that Ukrainian Jesus doesn't recognize the authority of the Pope?
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhaha
  TXC2: I am howling 
SkathrZira: Iodine appears to be the summon command
 JadedCynic: "So getting back to the discussion-" *ANOTHER DAMN INTERRUPTION.
 Cptasparagus: Did you see that the Ukrainian government is selling t-shirts that say "I'll wear a costume when the war is over"
 JollyGee29: You couldn't have times that better if you tried
SkathrZira: @Cptasparagus I love that
 malsareus: save us elextro monsters
 DigitalSeahorse: they really don't want us to learn
 DigitalSeahorse: HA
 PsychoI3oy: i think the game is trying
 malsareus: lord praise the electro monsters
 JadedCynic: it is the smart Stalker that USES The Zone to defeat his enemies.
 DigitalSeahorse: sizzle sizzle
SkathrZira: I once saw a snork leap at me through that glass shard anomaly, it died before it reached me
Genie_M: Nope
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HandsomeCoweringKumquatNomNom-2Hi_6sED6uIQKAo0
DracoFire87: So...iodine? ^_^;
 matthaus_c: oh shit I caught a glimpse of green and thought we found an SV98
 JadedCynic: oh! ALL the water gets electrified when lightining comes down onto that submerged metal tower
 DigitalSeahorse: iodine
   Anubis169: yupyup
 DigitalSeahorse: iums
 DigitalSeahorse: iodine 131
 Cptasparagus: Fission and fission accessories
 gualdhar: is this an electric guitar or are we just shockingly good?
 JadedCynic: it's our venue - great light show
 jessieimproved: what if you have hypothyroidism? does it help?
   Anubis169: 🌈 the more you knooooow
 DigitalSeahorse: I got some of those iodine tablets for free
 RocknGrohlNerd: @gualdhar 
  TXC2: and now we know
 JadedCynic: you can 'fill' your thyroid with 'benign' iodine, and kinda protect yourself...
 PsychoI3oy: and it's preventative for only iodine, doesn't do anything for gamma/beta/alpha/xray/neutron radiation
Critterbot: I think you found one of those before.
 DigitalSeahorse: by asking cause I live within 50km of a Pickering plant
 JadedCynic: Dev: Okay, you caught me when I was hungry, and the project lead wouldn't let me go for lunch until I named all the artifacts 
 eid010n: I know that public facilities near reactors tend to have stocks of iodine issued to them to hand out as prophylaxis in case of a release. I knew a guy worked at a holiday park inside the designated radius of one.
Spluuga: exposure to nuclear reactor based hazards
 JadedCynic: what, waist-deep water?  what did you expect; sprinting Usain Bolt-esque? 
  TXC2: we've dropped a quick save right?
 RocknGrohlNerd: waist-deep in bloodsucker as well
 DigitalSeahorse: F
DracoFire87: Ugh, that knockdown is brutal
 Transmuted_Elf: squidward sucks
 Cptasparagus: Should have Paul on another keyboard just hitting quick save as needed
 DigitalSeahorse:  he did
   Anubis169: The best way to protect against radiation is not to be anywhere near it 
 JadedCynic: ohhh, the bloodsucker still arcs with electricity even 'cloaked'...hmmm
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 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
 JadedCynic: good distance...
 DigitalSeahorse: chew him up
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 bulletproof logic, right there (and also radiationproof)
 gualdhar: Let
   Anubis169: good grief bloodsuckers move fast
 gualdhar: Them
 gualdhar: Fight
 JadedCynic: fetch the little metal ball, bloodsucker
 DigitalSeahorse: it's funny to see them flail out of the grass
 A_Dub888: salutations stalkers, how fares the zone this day?
 matthaus_c: durable bastards
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  we're in the swamps and it SUUUUUCKS
 JadedCynic: you can almost see the 'predator blur' at times, but they're FAST
 RocknGrohlNerd: @A_Dub888 there is infestation of bloodsuckers, kinda , sooo bit rough
 TheAwkes: Overloaded, zero stamina, shredded armour. Yep, it's the swamp.
 RocknGrohlNerd: road or even soil, at this point
 A_Dub888: @rockngrohlnerd oh that’s what @txc2 meant when they said it “sucks”
 JadedCynic: Drake, but yeah
Critterbot: Did you get the chocolate bar, or do you maybe not care anymore?
 raulghoulia: nuke it from orbit. only way to be sure
 JadedCynic: the sentiment was DEAD ON 
Critterbot: Oh okay, cool. Can sell it at least.
SkathrZira: Getting stuck in a swamp is basically a Ukraine tradition
 RocknGrohlNerd: @A_Dub888 oh 100%   
 JadedCynic: @raulghoulia I mean, it's not a bad idea (apart from the certainty part)
 ArmondoSC: id say we should nuke the swamp from orbit, but i think it would just make things worse
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SkathrZira: Today I learned about the Russian suitcase nuke
  TXC2: Uranium and Plutonium ?
 DigitalSeahorse: you were gonna explain range distance too
   Anubis169: yeah inverse square law
   Anubis169: 'cause it's too close for inverse 4th power law
 JadedCynic: man, I watched someone play this with english dubs and it was jarringly 'wrong' 
 ArmondoSC: isnt fire just a form of radiation?
 cheezweazl: Also bees
   Anubis169: well it's transmission of energy really
shushu2539: shielding from fire is tricky
 PsychoI3oy: heat is just infrared radiation
 JadedCynic: increase distance, increase shielding, decrease duration
SkathrZira: Radiation and heat energy all carried by the humble photon
  TXC2: stay away from the Sun, keep things between you and the Sun, limit exposer to the Sun
 DigitalSeahorse: if you're handling a screwdriver with a demon core there's not really any amount of short time that would help you, criticality and you just get to save others farther away from it
 JadedCynic: same principles for 'burrns' - for the 'shielding' water works great too in the infrared radiation range
Spluuga: Our military training book gave us the term "magic rain coat". This was because the the procedure to survive from fallout was to dig a hole and use the rain coat as a tarp. Wait for the fall off to land/dissipate, then brush it off and take it with you..
   Anubis169: Spluuga!! 
   Anubis169: it's been a while
 ArmondoSC: is this a trap?
 JadedCynic: if you DO get burned, immediately start applying running cold water (to draw the heat out of your body as fast as possible to limit its damage to your cells)
  TXC2: sun burn is caused by UV radiation, so it all the same really
Spluuga: Also we used the rain coat as a protection against live lit napalm..
Spluuga: @Anubis169 Hewo :3 Been busy
Critterbot: IIRC it was Faust who gave you that pistol.
 matthaus_c: they're cribbing Clear Sky's colour >:|
 JadedCynic: thankfully as working as a fry cook, hot oil actually transmits heat relatively slowly, so you get more time to react before the heat gets INTO your body
 matthaus_c: protagonist spotted
Critterbot: Oh it's these jokers again.
Spluuga: @Anubis169 No, it didn't even stop before burning through it without touching, hence the name.. "Magic rain coat"
 JadedCynic: MOVED?
 JadedCynic: and not DESTROYED? 
 TheAwkes: Not gone, just in a box.,
  TXC2: !TOY"!!
 JadedCynic: "I am DIS-A-POINTED!"
  TXC2: "
SkathrZira: Just picked it up and carried it away
DoodlestheGreat: Great, now we have a Wish Granter with Siracha. Not my idea of a meal.
 matthaus_c: of course Scar speaks like fucking Shadow the Hedgehog
 JadedCynic: they stuck it in a wooden crate, and shoved it in the back of a storeroom...
   Anubis169: yeah and it granted them in very twisted annoying ways
 SymphonySolstice: cool monolith
  TXC2: a literal genie if there ever was one
 BlueDaNewb: If videos taught me anything it’s not to trust monoliths.
 DigitalSeahorse: Elephant's foot only grants death wishes
 JadedCynic: "where you stand (in the light or in the dark) isn't so important as which direction you face" - Granny Weatherwax
BrindleBoar: he said he's volunteering you for the front
 SymphonySolstice: yes
  TXC2: yes
 malsareus: a mere matter of bullets
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: good, just bullets
SkathrZira: Just a flesh wound
 JadedCynic: "this.  this is a refreshing break from the effing Zone"
  TXC2: the sweet kiss of hot lead
 matthaus_c: wonder how effective it'd be to air drop pseudogiants on enemy bases
SkathrZira: Calm down Wesker
 RocknGrohlNerd: @matthaus_c depends on the hight
 JadedCynic: @matthaus_c you're assuming they'd let your aircraft confine them long enough to get over the target; I'd say it'd be the loss of some useful planes and crews
   Anubis169: DUDE
 JadedCynic: 
   Anubis169: that is fucking brutal
DracoFire87: WHoof. Him DEAD.
 SymphonySolstice: rough
 PsychoI3oy: close range 12ga?
 JadedCynic: someone's had some marksmanship
shushu2539: maybe its a tatoo
   Anubis169: what calibre is your rifle Alex?
 RocknGrohlNerd: he wont be in GTA7
  TXC2: perforated
 DigitalSeahorse: that was shark bullets
  TXC2: Anubis169  5.45x39
 JadedCynic: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
 JadedCynic: bravo, alex 
DracoFire87: Ahh, the old Ukrainian burial ritual. You send 'em off with their sausage.
 JadedCynic: 'sometimes, if you can't laugh, you might as well cry'
 SmilingWorlock: I, too, would like to be buried with my sausage one day
 Transmuted_Elf: so did the mission force you to align with a faction?
 JadedCynic: THIS is why you hoard so much sausage - for last rites of bodies you find!
DracoFire87: Honestly, perfect slavic humor, that
moist_but_crunchy: @SmilingWorlock that's a hell of a sentence to enter stream on
   Anubis169: So regarding radiation, is there any realistic way to decrapify something like a truck that's been irradiated? or is it just disassembled and scrubbed as parts
DracoFire87: Bury me not on the lone prairie, but put a sausage in my hand...
 SmilingWorlock: @moist_but_crunchy Well, welcome 
 JadedCynic: ah, it's almost like a 'surface stain'
   Anubis169: was gonna say skimming it and reshaping might've been a thing, but it's too difficult and you'd lose too much metal
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: wouldn't be worth the effort really
   Anubis169: 'cause it's just the stuff on the surface of the metal in the grain, right?
 JadedCynic: but yeah, the more complicated the object, the less worth it to 'clean' it becomes
SkathrZira: The amount of effort to clean the truck is so much, it's easier and probaby cheaper to just get a new one
 JadedCynic: but for simple scrap metal that may well get resmelted anyway; cool
 JadedCynic: but yeah, finished products are write-offs
   Anubis169: Jaded: Does smelting.. for lack of a better term, denature the isotope to the point it doesn't do anything anymore?
BrindleBoar: "The working conditions of metallists are very hard, safety equipment, although it is mandatory, virtually does not exist. Only a few of them use it. most of them wander all day amid radioactive clouds created by the blasting process, breathing radioactive particles. But the fact of using or not the protections is a personal choice. A mixture of fatalism, popular beliefs and difficulties to wear the protective mask during the entire work shift."
 Laserbeaks_Fury: What do they do with the flash from that
  TXC2: "we take the metal, and we shotgun the radiation clean off"
   Anubis169: or does it just shield it to the point it's meaningless
BrindleBoar: Sounds like they shouldn't be doing that, but okay.
Spluuga: Oh, our nuclear waste final disposal site is soon ready to start operations.
   Anubis169: Ladder!!
SkathrZira: It is a fundamental tenet of physics that you cannot change nuclear decay rates
   Anubis169: SkathrZira: you can if you start messing with travel speeds 
  TXC2: SkathrZira  yeah that would have....implications if we could 
 DigitalSeahorse: @Spluuga     nice
   Anubis169: (yeah i know it's decaying at the same rate, it's just time that goes fucky)
 SmilingWorlock: Natural decay rate, yes, but what about unnatural decay, aka smashing things
 RocknGrohlNerd: @SkathrZira there is a "in soviet russia.." joke somewhere  I´m sure of it
   Anubis169: Today on "Deadliest Coffee"
 JadedCynic: a FAKE, it should be reiterated 
 cheezweazl: I used to have one of those from Maine Yankee (the old nuclear plant in Maine)... back in the 90s
   Anubis169: Yeah it's not like a bit of the Berlin Wall, they're indexed
 matthaus_c: I guess a vinyl figure of Pelly will do...
 JadedCynic: I've got a vial of some of the first crude oil pumped out of the Hibernia submarine field...
 ShaneLeeAtk: What do you mean you parted out our entire fissionable fuel source FOR TOURISTS?!?
  TXC2: man, how much fake Berlin wall is there floating about? 
 LordZarano: And it contains less radiation than those equivalent tons of coal
   Anubis169: not that much TXC2, the wall itself was massive
 DigitalSeahorse: they gave you a replica right?
  TXC2: Anubis169  oh sure, but it just feels like one of those tourist trap kinda things
Spluuga: Yeah there's all kinds of neat things on reactor designs and the systems around them
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 ironically, someone took some debris and broke it up and sold it a 'bits of wall' only for it to turn out to be an even more historic location, 
   Anubis169: nah the tourist trap is the price they charge for 'em, there's not much need for fakes, just a price hike
  TXC2: JadedCynic  
 s0lesurviv0r: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: This is a bop
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic:   
 BlueDaNewb:  
  TXC2:   
 BlueDaNewb:  
 vinewood_og: "We have Mt Dew or Crab Juice."
 Strebenherz: The music I can't xD
 RocknGrohlNerd: every time I visited Berlin and had a walk around wall locations, its a strange feeling. somehow...
  TXC2: vinewood_og  "eww, blurg, yesh, I'll take a crab juice"
 Strebenherz: (It's fantastic)
 vinewood_og: 
  TXC2: !break
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SkathrZira: Russian stuff is basically slightly worse than other stuff but in a quirky way
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  TXC2: the Soviet Union: it was bad, but for interesting reasons
 DigitalSeahorse:  quack
 hieroglyphica: 🦆 quack
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   Anubis169: Welcome back 
  TXC2: and we're back
 ArmondoSC: aww shit, here we go agian
 DigitalSeahorse: 1986 calendar of course
 ArmondoSC: holy hannah what a payday
 DigitalSeahorse: Lead
 TheAwkes: Protected pockets are 
 DigitalSeahorse: and you've got a sole on your tummy
 JollyGee29: The blueprints just unlock upgrades at all technicians
 JollyGee29: I don't think there is a way to view what you have
 ArmondoSC: i like that the launcher is already broken
  TXC2: given what launchers have to do the fact they don't break every time they're used is a miracle of engineering
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAwkes: Medium radiation is a lot, when it's not being balanced. Even weak is annoying.
 JadedCynic: one really awesome artifact with buffs but loads of radiation, and then four more artifacts whose chief purpose is just to reduce that radiation 
SkathrZira: Stop if you taste pennies
 TheAwkes: And any extra rad protection from artifacts reduces your exposure to rads in the world, beyond what's in your pockets.
 DigitalSeahorse: endurance is good
  TXC2: so zoomy now
SkathrZira: Performance enhancing artifacts
 JadedCynic: the elaborate balancing act to get the most out of them is great; I know I'd do that if I was running a ttrpg game...
  TXC2: probably hard to get good Audio equipment in the zone
SkathrZira: The ward steals it all for their progaganda
 PsychoI3oy: do you have ammo?
 ArmondoSC: always forgets the ammo
  TXC2: Alex please 
 PsychoI3oy: and now we know why you're fast as fuck
SkathrZira: bullat very important
DoodlestheGreat: OOPSIE
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ArmondoSC: an can never remember the stash
SkathrZira: Bullets are the difference between a firearm and a fidget toy
DoodlestheGreat: "i bring boo-lat."
 CaptainSpam: Man, does LRRbot still have the old IDDQDERP-era Stalker reminder command?
  TXC2: CaptainSpam  probably not, we purge commands from time to time
 DigitalSeahorse: zipline
SkathrZira: If this were a Ubi game, you could use that
BrindleBoar: come to the zone, zipline directly into an anomaly
SkathrZira: I went to a place recently where you could zipline over a crocodile enclosure
 ArmondoSC: wut?
 ArmondoSC: big orb
BrindleBoar: that is a very large bubble
shushu2539: thats strange, like a giant bubble
 ArmondoSC: hot orb
BrindleBoar: too spicy to ponder
SkathrZira: Bubble make radiation
  TXC2: the spicy hot
SkathrZira: I wanna shoot it
 TheAwkes: When the bubble matters' you'll know it. It'll kill you until then.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  TXC2: Science time?
BrindleBoar: 
  TXC2: SCIENCE!
DoodlestheGreat: Oopsie poopsie.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
shushu2539: curiosity killed the stalker
 CaptainSpam: You have achieved a science!
 QuixoticScrivener: good science, learning happened
 JadedCynic: That's how the Zone operates - lures the curious into its clutches...
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 DigitalSeahorse: un vash
 accountmadeforants: Beware: Sassy cows
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlatantBlitheCroissantYouDontSay-X610ODAXQuJ6esZN
 DigitalSeahorse: 
SkathrZira: ACOG for slugs I guess
 accountmadeforants: Boss man has the good stuff
 DigitalSeahorse: woooo
  TXC2: good lord how much is this scope?
 QuixoticScrivener: is there character progression in this game, or just gear progression? like, can we get stronger and raise the encumbered threshold?
SkathrZira: Only with equipment
 JadedCynic: @QuixoticScrivener not to my knowledge, no - just 'gear up'
 JadedCynic: your own 'skill' of the player is more a factor
  TXC2: means player skill has to go up, not character
 JadedCynic: reaction time, precision, perception, etc
 accountmadeforants: I agree, especially if a game has a leveling system but still just scales everything to your level. At which point... why bother.
 Strebenherz: No hp levelling or damage levelling
 JadedCynic: and of course *learned*experience*of*The*Zone* 
 matthaus_c: the best player character power is quicksave quickload
 Cptasparagus: I looked into how the vector's action functions and it makes my brain hurt
 JadedCynic: the secrets are in figuring out HOW this part of the Zone will try to kill you 
 matthaus_c: za monolit
 JadedCynic: Yeah, the writing is nice
 accountmadeforants: @matthaus_c Your level in Chronomancer is the number of saves you have. 
 Strebenherz: Makes you think in universe about how to avoid dead, not how game stats
 Cptasparagus: the time when that one guy was two guys superimposed
 JadedCynic: or kiting that pack of bloodsuckers into an electrical field in the swamp 
 matthaus_c: the stories tend to be very stupid
 Strebenherz: The day to day is hilarious and scary
 JadedCynic: the *overarching* 'main story' yeah
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think that's valid. I hates how present the MSQ of Fallout 4 was
 Strebenherz: You had a goddamn fistfight with a drunken guy while he was eating half a loaf of bread, that was magical
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The balance in BotW and TotK are way better
 accountmadeforants: That's a lot of games with great gameplay loops. Hell, I don't think there's ever been a good Monster Hunter story mode.
 JadedCynic: "I'm here and surviving and slowly learning and getting better"   "okay, but why are you here?"  ....*shrugs*
  TXC2: m-m-m-m-multiball!
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 JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants wait...you're trying to tell me Monster Hunter games have *stories*?  *skeptic*
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 matthaus_c: ahh good ol Compass
 matthaus_c: fleecing Noah for like 4 of these was so fun
 JadedCynic: Pinballing from anomaly to anomaly
 accountmadeforants: @JadedCynic It's the part in between you buying the game and actually playing the game
 Laserbeaks_Fury: There was a little bit of LN Disonance in Fallout 4 where the game lent itself to wandering and exploring, but the MSQ was "WHERE'S MY BABY?!?"
  TXC2: "back in my day Compass was a quest item" "shh granpa, to bed with you"
 JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury and 3, and...and...
 JadedCynic: at least with the TES games, BethSoft could fall back on "you're a prisoner, and if you don't run this little errand for the Emperor, you'll be executed" 
  TXC2: Fuck you game 
SkathrZira: Ask them not to start until you are in shelter
BrindleBoar: the Red Forest has to be the scariest place on earth to weather a storm
 JadedCynic: sinkhole created by an irradiated bulldozer falling through...
 ArmondoSC: out if the frying pan i guess
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: "shelter"
 matthaus_c: fucked if you do, fucked if you don't
SkathrZira: "ShELtEr"
 TheAwkes: Damn. I've never been directed to a death cave during an Emission! I feel left out now.
 CaptainSpam: I mean, technically it's shelter.
 JadedCynic: ^^^
SkathrZira: Out of the frying pan
 hieroglyphica: Handled like a stalker
 JadedCynic: THAT is what alex loves
BrindleBoar: there was something next to that ammo box
 TheMerricat: For some reason the storm reminded me, for anyone who enjoyed Alex's Pacific Drive PIF, The game is included in this month's humble choice bundle if anyone wants it.
 hieroglyphica: The victorious 'Eat shit!' is always my favorite part of an Alex let's play
 JadedCynic: heck, a classic D&D module starts with the party taking shelter from a sandstorm into a cave...
 TheAinMAP: 
SkathrZira: A major part of The Hobbit is sheltering in a cave that turns out to be spicy
  TXC2: SkathrZira  also Empire strikes back
SkathrZira: If you right click in the guitar mode, you strum upwards
shushu2539: maybe a mutated boar throws a rope
  TXC2:  has been activated
 TheMerricat: You are in a maze of twisty passages. All the same.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nice o fthem to leave meds after the trap
TeodorantZMX: hello I just wanted to say that alex is cool
SkathrZira: That is true
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Here's a tourniquet to bind up that limb you just lost"
 ArmondoSC: another one!
 JollyGee29: I literally just found this last night and was chuckling to myself when you ended up in that cave
SkathrZira: I have not lost my arm, it's over there, I can still see it
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I heard you like RPGs in your RPG
TeodorantZMX: does this game have kanisters that explode if you melee them?
TeodorantZMX: that is my enduring memeory from the og stalker talking sim
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  not that we have seen
TeodorantZMX: does this game have Zastava weapons?
 ArmondoSC: did they turn on you?
TeodorantZMX: i am from the country that makes zastava weapons
 TheAwkes: The repeating theme of Mercs doing fucked shit in the zone and attacking you when you interrupt them is great.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Not my circus, not my monkies"
BrindleBoar: just walking through gunfire because it's not personal
 ArmondoSC: they heard you got an RPG and they want it
shushu2539: it may be something valuable nearby
 hieroglyphica: Byyyyeeeee
SkathrZira: I think it's a scripted event, happened to me as well when I went into the cave
 Cptasparagus: they dropped here to get it too
 JollyGee29: This entire area seems to have more A-Life than elsewhere
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  most of the weapons in this game are either of Soviet or west European origin
SkathrZira: Beeg masheen
 hieroglyphica: They look terrifying active and not
SkathrZira: You ever want to make an entire hill go away? I have the machine for you
 hieroglyphica: I am rehabbing a cultivator, which is a machine that saws the earth, and it reminds me of a teeny tiny version of that
 hieroglyphica: I would like to destroy my lawn so I can remake it with clover
SkathrZira: Those things negate fall damage
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "How did you guys even get killed?" *gets shot 50 ft into the air*
 JadedCynic: careful, alex - do you REALLY wanna know? 
  TXC2: "how did these guys even die?" "look, not everyone has protag powers like you damnit, get some class consciousness"
 JadedCynic: thanks to the zne, you don't even need conveyor belts to move loose earth 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats a good visual marker
 JadedCynic: Zone*
 Laserbeaks_Fury: the floating leaves
SkathrZira: Mebbe quicksave
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 JadedCynic: hmmm...
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: The face is where the hitpoints are.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh i see
  TXC2: are we being shot ?
 JollyGee29: Might be worth it to find and kill that poltergeist
SkathrZira: There is a mutant throwing stuff
  TXC2: I think there's two
 JollyGee29: If you take off your artifacts, the tesla will leave you alone at least
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CaptainSpam: Gravity.  Always trying to murder you.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehh
 Strebenherz: could you look back at the skeleton for a moment?
  TXC2: the story telling
 Strebenherz: or wait movin nevermind
 TheAwkes: Too dangerous to leave. *~sits down, stays forever*
 LordZarano: Smash cut to...
 DigitalSeahorse: ow, right onto nails
 DracoFire87: This is where the highlight reel cuts to it not being worth it, doesn't it?
SkathrZira: I hope not
SkathrZira: Who left all these holes lying around
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I would simply not be in the murder kill Zone
 JollyGee29: I could never do an iron man of this. I'm over 250 deaths and haven't even finished the plot. Mostly from falling to my death
   Anubis169: You didn't even do ironman on your Call of Pripyat Misery Mod stint a few years back, and everybody was saying "go on do it etc etc"
 Strebenherz: did you just get shoed
   Anubis169: (austin powers) Who throws a shoe!?
  TXC2: I MIGHT be able to ironman CoP, but I know that game like the back of my hand
 JadedCynic: "Who throws a SHOE? I mean HONESTLY!"
 DigitalSeahorse: probably
 TheAwkes: There's a bit of a trick to it, and it's a pain in the ass, but it's doable.
 Cptasparagus: in the tradition of George W Bush
Abelzumi: Something something Bush
Abelzumi: Eyyyyyy
 JadedCynic: hivemind high five! o/\o
Abelzumi: Hive-five?
 JollyGee29: Robbed
SkathrZira: Maybe don't jump
   Anubis169: I like where your heads are at Stalkers
  TXC2: Bush didn't throw the shoe, he dodged it, quite well really
 Cptasparagus: @TXC2 actually it was also him throwing. time travel.
 DigitalSeahorse: hmm
SkathrZira: Like that Red Dwarf episode with JFK
  TXC2: Cptasparagus  I would believe that Bush would travel in time to stop himself being president
 TheAwkes: DAMN, my dude. That was smooth. Took me ages trying to be careful to do that.
   Anubis169: SkathrZira: We've been copied more times than that poster of the tennis girl scratching her butt!
BrindleBoar: how are there so many rats, what are they eating
 tknomncr: That's alot of rates
 Strebenherz: wrong neighborhood, this is rat country
  TXC2: the Zone needs Cats, lots of em
shushu2539: cangarats
  TXC2: GAUSS?! oh mama!
   Anubis169: Gauss ammo!?
 JadedCynic: how are thesre so many and no food? they should've eaten each other by now
   Anubis169: worth it, 100% worth
 TheAwkes: Molto bene.
 Strebenherz: they remind me of jerboas from ark but stalkerfied
SkathrZira: Evil Chinchillas
   Anubis169: so many rats x_x
   Anubis169: LOL
 FarleyF: !clip
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   Anubis169: already on it
 Strebenherz: i love that they're just jumping around more than attacking
 JollyGee29: The real question is, what are these rats eating?
 JadedCynic: ^^^^
SkathrZira: Shoes
 Strebenherz: stalkers, who drop loot, which lures more stalkers?
 TheAwkes: @JollyGee29 Curious stalkers, obvs.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @JollyGee29 Knowing rats? Each other.
 ProcyonFlynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliviousNimbleVanillaCmonBruh-X9Y8_GpGv5180ZvF
SkathrZira: Jump off the tower, it will be fine
 TheAinMAP: Why are these rats even up here?  Wouldn't they like it on the ground more?
 DracoFire87: How did the rats GET up here? It required Alex to do a bunch of gnarly jumps!
BrindleBoar: you did bring a parachute, right 
  TXC2: rats can climb
 Strebenherz: anomaly decided to have an afternoon of rat flinging
 Strebenherz: SHOE
 JadedCynic: @TheAinMAP they can climb just fine; maybe driven up here by the poltergeist, but why haven't htey eaten each other by now?
 DigitalSeahorse: shoe enough
 Strebenherz: maybe there were a lot more rats before they went lord of the flies on each other
 DigitalSeahorse: for shoe
   Anubis169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProudBelovedCamelKappa-tj5aS0kroLIjuFLU
   Anubis169: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh minecraft foliage
   Anubis169: vertigo
BrindleBoar: just another day in the zone
 TheAinMAP: 
 DracoFire87: TFW when you'd rather a firefight than more of this eldritch BS...
BrindleBoar: you know things are bad when you're running towards the gunfire
SkathrZira: New gun though, yay
 QuixoticScrivener: you’re getting paid?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ArmondoSC: youre at like 75 weight
 JadedCynic: never liked poltergeists since I first encountered them in folklore, and nothing in the Stalker games has done anything to change that feeling...
  TXC2: this journalist got everywhere 
   Anubis169: 
 JollyGee29: Shot him through the world!
  TXC2: MY GODS ALEX!
   Anubis169: He never saw it coming
 JadedCynic: wow, he wasn't quite dead
 QuixoticScrivener: it was a ghost corpse!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: you didn't have to delete them from exsitance
 JadedCynic: as Miracle Max would say, he was "mostly dead"
SkathrZira: He became gone
 JadedCynic: apparently Alex learned the Undo function???
   Anubis169: by the way Alex, I blame you and this game for getting me hooked on tinned mackeral again. No clue why i stopped, it tastes wonderful 
 CaptainSpam: That corpse had unfinished business in this mortal coil!  The corpse specifically, not the person.
 ArmondoSC: tornado!
 DigitalSeahorse: a big dust devil
  TXC2: why that look like Mushroom cloud?
 DracoFire87: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyStrongShallotCmonBruh-E5sswayUxn-soSRC
 NorthstarTex: at least an EF1
 ArmondoSC: well
 NorthstarTex: that train does not look ok
SkathrZira: Thats not how trains work
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: That train had a bad time.
 DracoFire87: Uhhh, I don't think trains are supposed to collide like, um, that...
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: pretty seams of welding or somesuch
   Anubis169: so big it's throwing off a sense of distance
  TXC2: Sproing
 hieroglyphica: ~danger zone~
 NorthstarTex: is it moving?
   Anubis169: danger will robinson!
 hieroglyphica: Seems like it
shushu2539: to deanomalize them?
 DigitalSeahorse: he looks distressed
 NorthstarTex: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: like when Coney lost his ears
Invitare: 30 to 40 feral dogs
 hieroglyphica: real unexpected, dog storms
   Anubis169: there are so many!
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
   Anubis169: bunker 
   Anubis169: for bunking in
  TXC2: the train station
SkathrZira: Are these guys in Train-ing?
 DigitalSeahorse: nice big 4H club building
 hieroglyphica: Gotta love distant howls
  TXC2: BIG IRON!
 TheMerricat: according to google you are supposed to be able to shoot into them and the bullets just hang there for a few seconds. but that was a google search.
   Anubis169: Do you feel lucky punk?
  TXC2: it's like the gun from blade runner
SkathrZira: 9mm Revolver, seems wrong somehow
 DigitalSeahorse: woah
 MDK_Marshal: Holy Bus, are we hunting armoured horses or something?
 DigitalSeahorse: heavy
   Anubis169: !powah
   Anubis169: !power
 TheAwkes: @TheMerricat Yeah, standard slow-zone business.
   Anubis169: gah it got taken out
 DigitalSeahorse: "Heavy!" - Niel
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, we over-cucumbered?
  TXC2: ALOOOOOOOOHA!
 JollyGee29: Consider how texture filesizes have ballooned, it's probably over 10mb now
 DigitalSeahorse:  odd music choice
SkathrZira: It's a lighter for meat
  TXC2: meat lighter = slow cooker ?
 TheAwkes: You can make it a shotgun.
 JollyGee29: Yea, you can turn the revolver into a shotgun
 TheAwkes: It's my favourite shotgun in the game by a wide margin.
 DigitalSeahorse: to light your meat candle
   Anubis169: that's 3mm
 TheMerricat: I don't know _what_ it is, but the picture of it in the Stalker Wiki makes SCP entries look tame. 
 TheAwkes: It's not a type, it's 12/70 buck.
  TXC2: make it fire 12 gauge? turn it from a wrest beaker into an arm smasher 
  TXC2: *wrist
 Cptasparagus: what about 3 rocket launchers
   Anubis169: one for the week and one for sunday best
  TXC2: RPG7s are disposable right? just like the m72 LAW  
   Anubis169: is the amount you were carrying, the reason why your stamina was draining so fast?
  TXC2: Anubis169  most likely yes
   Anubis169: ooo nice
   Anubis169: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
  TXC2: true of the AK in real life TBH
 TheAwkes: The AK variants really suffer in penetration and stability at this point in the game.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Time to upgrade to an AN-94. 
SkathrZira: 2 shot burst and 4 times the maintenance
 hieroglyphica: My dog has commandeered me for naps, so adios y'all
   Anubis169: later heiro 
  TXC2: so long hieroglyphica  nap well
 hieroglyphica: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UninterestedZanyJaguarPunchTrees-In7yarJggpXmvnCZ
SkathrZira: Slugs
 TheAwkes: It's the equivalent of what's on your SMG, there.
HouseofShadow: To see further.
Metric_Furlong: aesthetics
 jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved 
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 TheMerricat: Google says turkey hunters put scopes on their shotguns but no idea if that translates to military use. 
 matthaus_c: sunday sunday sunday
 Strebenherz: !alex
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 jacqui_lantern234: thanks alex 
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   Anubis169: !store
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 beowuuf: o7
 DracoFire87: Later, bud! It's always fun!
 DigitalSeahorse: see Alex's etsy for mugs, shirts and stickers!
 Strebenherz: Alex's comic spaceshipping is great, i recommend it if ya haven't read it
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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 ButButTheJesus: its whats
 Strebenherz: oooh yes watch and play
  TXC2: and remember that DLS happens For Canada/US on Sunday, but NOT for EU
DoodlestheGreat: So you expect to be done on Sunday?
 DigitalSeahorse: woopie
 ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: I'm furniture
 Strebenherz: 50
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 iris_of_ether: 
 DigitalSeahorse:     
  TXC2: !discord
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   Anubis169: thankies for the strim stram!
 beowuuf:    
Metric_Furlong: posture check
Invitare: pasta check?
  Juliamon: pasta check
   Anubis169: Pasta Check
 LostThePirate:   
 Strebenherz: Pasta check
 TheAwkes: I've checked, and it's bad.
   Anubis169: Pasta Cheque
Invitare: My pasta is safe in the cupbourd. It is pasta shells
  TXC2: POSTER CHECK
 LostThePirate: Plaster Czech?
  TXC2: Hosk you're chat
 TheAwkes: Post your cheque. For direct deposit.
   Anubis169: Closture Chair
RyleGrimrick: foster chick
  TXC2: this isn't a recording by the way, Cori is saying this live 
 SymphonySolstice: PASTA CHECK!!!!!  
  corianderd: lol
Invitare: I can't believe she hasn't needed to take a breath yet
   Anubis169: Hosk, your chair
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @RyleGrimrick yeah this
 TreeVor84: Hosk you're czech
Invitare: Post your chat?
RyleGrimrick: lost your check
   Anubis169: Smash cut to titles
  TXC2: here we GO!
   Anubis169:  "..."
Metric_Furlong: muted
RyleGrimrick: muted
 beowuuf: mib5
 SymphonySolstice: 
  TXC2: good start today
 Strebenherz: Did the pasta steal your voice
 TreeVor84: ah yes the silent scream to the heavens
 SymphonySolstice: too much pasta
 Strebenherz: I hear noise
 LostThePirate: Clicks!
  Juliamon: Alas, posture was checked, but not audio
Metric_Furlong: too much posture check, not enough mic check
 jacqui_lantern234:  HAI CORI 
 Strebenherz: Welcome back!
 TheAwkes: Functional but quiet.
  TXC2: Hello Cori
   Anubis169: wait what?
Invitare: Oh I thought this was "Can't have good posture club"
 SymphonySolstice: I accept it
 iris_of_ether: Hello yes I like doing art good
 ProcyonFlynn:  Water Horse Color Club 
  TXC2: the ALWAYS informative slideshow
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
Invitare: Oh god no
 BusTed: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI ME
 SymphonySolstice: hiiii
 iris_of_ether: Hello!
Invitare: hide us
Metric_Furlong: oh no
  Juliamon: Hi us!
   Anubis169: 
  TXC2: hello me from the past
RyleGrimrick: hello self
 LostThePirate: It's us!
 Wolfstrike_NL: We're the art!
 Strebenherz: INCEPTION
Hypo_Holy: hi mum I'm on the tv
 Cptasparagus: wait I want to be on stream
 BusTed: Hooray
 Cptasparagus: 
 Cptasparagus: 
  TXC2: and yet we persist
 iris_of_ether:   
 jacqui_lantern234: scream?!
 SymphonySolstice: AAAAAAA
 jacqui_lantern234: ok
 jacqui_lantern234: AAAAAAAAAAA
 Cptasparagus: ty
 Strebenherz: the vibes, immaculate
Metric_Furlong: it's nice to see the break hasn't lead to any loss in the trademark Horse Club orderly professionalism
 iris_of_ether:   
 BusTed: Bold
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 SymphonySolstice: [applause]
   Anubis169: You were on instagram? I'm so sorry...
 BusTed: That is some laser focused targeted ad
Invitare: mostly they're spheres though. Or they are eventually, anyway
 LostThePirate: I'm only on Insta for business reasons 
   Anubis169: (i'm trying to start a segue)
   Anubis169: Art we lucky
  Juliamon: autofocus, more like "aw, no focus"
 iris_of_ether: 
   Anubis169: uhhhhh
   Anubis169: somebody's been boiling a kettle below the camera, it's dead obvious 
 LostThePirate: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SneakySmellyWrenSquadGoals-4BajwD5Bc4WEb7NN
 iris_of_ether: I had a problem with my eyeball. Then I got cataract surgery
Garfman314: hello people, what kind of horses today?
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