LRRMTG | Magic: The Gathering

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  Juliamon: hi cori
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 matthaus_c: what in the world is Sparky Day
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 Diabore: @matthaus_c precon event
 matthaus_c: it's friday in california
EvilBadman: Do not perceive Kathleen, regular size or not
 MrSarkhan: 
 matthaus_c: CORIANDER
 matthaus_c: it's been 35 years and it's still too soon
 Diabore: @matthaus_c seems to be a brawl like event with mono coloured walkers
 TehAmelie: soggy singles if you don't pay for protected shipping
 matthaus_c: @Diabore oh that's cute
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 TehAmelie: (Pika made mine)
  RayFK: Boosted Sloop, force RU
  RayFK: Or the Bloop for short
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fungal_bird: Can't Draft Horses C?lub
 iris_of_ether: They see me Sloopin, they hatin
  RayFK: I'm just saying that Artillerist would have gone great with Bloopers
shushu2539: the Ace can crew
 matthaus_c: we're not getting into the Can't Draft Horses Club
 matthaus_c: Bay is a Constructed card tbh
 tsp397: I'm not sure Bay does anything
dm818: It does sound like sticky keys
 matthaus_c: microtonal beeping
Bruceski: yeah they don't sound the same to me
  RayFK: All Rares are "On color rares" if you draft 5 colors
 matthaus_c: @RayFK solid DMU strategy
 Akaiatana: I think the sound should be off because the Duskmourn pet makes a gargling sound constantly and I loathe it
 micalovits: The mutant is so good
  RayFK: Risky
  Juliamon: There's Always Pack 2
 Sandeon: Pivot to mill!
 micalovits: You do also have a bleu dual for splashing winter...
 matthaus_c: is Lobotomy draft playable 
 micalovits: !chat
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 micalovits: !listen
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 matthaus_c: like Van Damme with the trucks
 micalovits: Howler is good simply because it is a seal.
 micalovits: Nothing cares about seals, but you know... Seal
 Akaiatana: This guy can mill you out
 couchboyj: Spikeshell or rare
 couchboyj: Rides end is premium removal
 Akaiatana: Unfocused is the next unset, I hope
 micalovits: I think we can end up in any combo of 2 colours just fine
 micalovits: We are probably W/B with a U splash?
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PoorMansPoison: "The Claw!"
 matthaus_c: surveiling the wickerfolk away is basically card advantage
PoorMansPoison: Well you see when a mommy scarecrow and Daddy Scarecrow...
Gadora: When a farmer really loves a field...
 QuixoticScrivener: when a farmer really hates crows…
walkeroftales: duskmourn scarecrows, which are basically wooden zombie-parasites
 MrPipboy3000: Scarecrows are outstanding in their fields
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 WanderingWinder: the 4/3 will die this way
 BrowneePointz: Oh...they had the overrun
 BrowneePointz: regardless doesn't change the math much. Samut is....kind of a bomb
 BrowneePointz: across a bevy of streamers I don't think i've seen someone lose after casting Samut unless she gets IMMEDIATELY removed
 QuixoticScrivener: Kathleen, how is your Judge training going?
 raulghoulia: new Friday Nights tomorrow? truly we are spoiled
 SolarBlitz1: I have been enjoying Friday Nights so far, happy to have something to look forward to!
 BrowneePointz: have you been enjoying the Tarkir Stories thus far Kathleen?
 QuixoticScrivener: I am glad to see you are feeling better.
 BrowneePointz: Is there one that calls to you Cori?
 raulghoulia: have a clan of choice?
 BrowneePointz: Jeskai being based on Northern chinese Monks has always been a neat aesthetic
 BrowneePointz: I'm real pumped by the Sultai changes to be WAY less Hey We're Obviously Evil
Tenfist: Nice!
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 BrowneePointz: I also love the Redline art reference  on the Velocitaur
 JKBalch: can they bauble the surveyor? no they can't\
 BrowneePointz: and then Cori gets to experience a 3 color-Enemy Wedge format in a month
 BrowneePointz: really throwing her into the Magic Limited Deep End
 BrowneePointz: Manabase Wise
 DeM0nFiRe: omg I just realized the beeping noise I hear ocasionally is the speed sound. Why did they pick the sticky keys beep for that lol that is uh not good
 Tenfist: Cori didn't play during Khans?
 BrowneePointz: Khans was 10 years ago
 BrowneePointz: lots of folks didn't play during Khans
 BrowneePointz: wait sorry. 11 years ago*
 Tenfist: Khans/dragons was my favorite
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WesLynx: Far Fortune does stuff
 Marvoleath: 1>0, math checks out
 Tenfist: have you ever put the blades on that 9/7 dino?
 BrowneePointz: had them to 3 Q.Q
 singinnonsense: they also went to 1
 BrowneePointz: wait i'm bad at math
 couchboyj: I had those rollerblades on a giant sand worm the other day. Which is a fun mental image.
 Akaiatana: We could have boosted sloop. Bloop!
 BrowneePointz: Wizards, for the love of all that's holy....*leans into the mic* Give us a Bloomburrow D&D Supplement
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 BrowneePointz: Hi Graham! Bye Graham!
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 BrowneePointz: No Roller Blades? But Cori I've got a Brand New Key! 
 BrowneePointz: "I've got a Brand New Combine Harvester, you've got a brand new key" nope doesn't have the same mouthfeel
 Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz fwiw there is a decent fan made on https://linktr.ee/planeshifted
 KenKopin: We have the high-gear!
 BrowneePointz: As Qui-Gon said "There's always a bigger fish"
 singinnonsense: they are learning a lesson
 TheAwkes: As a person with a face, I don't fancy being hit there either.
Bruceski: Sita Varma needs a second green to activate
 singinnonsense: secret queuing
 Marvoleath: we hear that, who's fiddling with the UI 
 BrowneePointz: oh snap! Split Fiction dropped today! Wonder if it's gonna be as good as It Takes Two
Spades_Slicc: the natural esper
zombub: Pocket ghost
Bruceski: I saw some of that earlier, interesting style
Spades_Slicc: glitch + explode their vehicle?
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Spades_Slicc: unless they're on the secret WUBRG
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 Akaiatana: Crewduckens are rough
zombub: I went grocery shopping and I’m pretty sure I saw someone driving a Marshal Pathcruiser, that thing barely fits in a parking spot
Spades_Slicc: !card aetherjacket
  LRRbot: Aetherjacket [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [2/1] | Flying, vigilance / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy another target artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: But the long game isn't on tonight!
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 Akaiatana: Their deck has a serpent je ne sais quoi
 GredGredmansson: yeah Junker as a splashcard in the WU Artifacts deck seems legit
 Marvoleath: they got the rare actual affinity synergy
 GredGredmansson: though for them they actually seem to be splashing WHITE
 Tenfist: Time for GREEN STOMPY THINGS!
 BartholemewTheKitten: Force ooze
 Tenfist: Izzet discard is a reasonable replacement.
zombub: Is this alchemy or just run of the mill chemistry?
 Marvoleath: Mako and the blue Mako in the same pack D:
 BrowneePointz: Shark Pirates. Or as I call them, Sharts
 Akaiatana: Transit mage finds gearhulks, usually
Spades_Slicc: Strike kills Mendicant Core
Spades_Slicc: strictly better
 Tenfist: Pirates with Teeth!
 Cptasparagus: mendicant? mendiCAN
 QuixoticScrivener: oh yeah, we street sharks now
 Diabore: transit mage finds a lot of good stuff
Spades_Slicc: the snake wheels 100%
 Diabore: tutors mendicant
zombub: I feel like if someone passes you the quintessential UW rare it means they don’t want UW so it’ll be open
 BartholemewTheKitten: So we've got a top end
 Diabore: pathmaker putting mendicant directly into play is great
 Tenfist: coulda had a foil?
 Akaiatana: Amusing, Winter in this set is a blue-black blue wight.
 Marvoleath: iirc Mendicant is the only sapient robot in the aetherdrift, so you dont need to be sad for the other robots sacrificing themselves
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Spades_Slicc: Not to um actually but the syphon actually says pay 2 and draw a second card every turn cycle
Bruceski: If you get into cycling/draw stuff that aether syphon can rip limited decks apart, though.
 narset6691: the pay 2 tap and draw isnt max speed
 tehfewl: max speed makes drawing mill
 BrowneePointz: I just realized Ticket Tortoise is a Slant Rhyme with Rigor Mortis. I don't know what to do with this information
 Tenfist: Crew with your butt!
 Marvoleath: ride two horses at the same time!
 narset6691: armory may be good
 Tenfist: That is exactly what its for.
zombub: The lilguyboard
 narset6691: and is an artefact
 narset6691: for your things that count
 narset6691: ive found walking sarcophagus as absolutely playable
 Tenfist: is good. just not an artifact.
 Akaiatana: You're just a little Jeskai
 Marvoleath: I tend to like the sarco cats in aggressive shells, 2 mana 3/3
 couchboyj: Hulldrifter
 Tenfist: hurts to pass it though
Spades_Slicc: mid mangles?
twistedsylvan: I like how you can instantly tell when any of these cards are coming from Duskmorne
 Diabore: slam synergist imo
 micalovits: I would have snapped up hazoreth and considered changing to U/R
 tyrsredritehand: I heard, Put Cam in Tre Bucket.
 narset6691: 2/3 lifelink for 2 on its own is great
 couchboyj: Lynx is good yeah
 Akaiatana: It's just good.
 narset6691: also the armory can also activate the mount thing, not just vehicles
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twistedsylvan: which plane is cat from?
 GapFiller: 
 Tenfist: I don't know that you need 2 armory
Spades_Slicc: +0/+2 to your entire board is bigger than it sounds
 narset6691: the 3 and a white mount that untaps with a counter, is very good with the armory in my experience
 BartholemewTheKitten: Cliffs for possible splash?
Spades_Slicc: Pride is very good
Gooseblast: Mill 
 narset6691: pride i think is the choice here
 BartholemewTheKitten: Kitteh
 narset6691: 2 armories, kind of gets rid of the extra slot that syphone takes
Spades_Slicc: roads?
 Tenfist: better than the glider
 Marvoleath: trip up?
 Marvoleath: removal
 Marvoleath: kinda
 Marvoleath: stall out too
zombub: This deck is more machine than man
strangerdanger91: yeah, syphon is good in a board stall, which happens a lot in this format
 Tenfist: Gearhulk pack 3?
 narset6691: they arnt tapped if u have a vehicle or mount out
 Tenfist: bouncing thopters
 narset6691: mana value 1, not 0
Bruceski: mana value 1, not 1 or less
 Diabore: its only cheap if its exactly 1
 Akaiatana: Flood the engine is great, yeah
 narset6691: removal
Spades_Slicc: Flood the engine + Skullcrab my beloved
 narset6691: it has a better chance than the removal does, at least
psektos67: You remind me of one of my favorite people that I went to university with (in the 80s).  She was so nerdy and cool, such a cool combo 
 Diabore: slam engine
 BartholemewTheKitten: Yay, the voyaguer
 Akaiatana: They are pretty good
 Diabore: imo slam engine
 narset6691: the lifecraft engine
 Akaiatana: Oh, lifecraft engine
 Tenfist: lifecraft
 Tenfist: I don't know that your playing the spotcycle you have.
 narset6691: canyon vaulter!
 Tenfist: keen buccaneer hasn't impressed me.
 Cptasparagus: tort
 narset6691: l-parry, the 1/2 blue cycle flyer payoff
 A_Dub888: what up gamers, how Magic is the Gathering today?
 Tenfist: sarcophagus isn't really what your doing, speed is incidental.
 Akaiatana: Toss an ace for lack of things to crew?
psektos67: Cut all the lands but 2 and see what happens 
 tehfewl: lynx is good
Bruceski: Personally I'd take a look at the vehicles, needing to be crewed can be quite a downside if you have too many and there were 5
 Marvoleath: cut tortoise, yea
Spades_Slicc: but, the turtle can bring a second artifact
 Marvoleath: scooter isnt that great imo
 narset6691: i think you should reconsider the 2nd armory instead of the aether syphoner
 mistbornhoid: But Mill Kathleen
 mistbornhoid: The dream
 QuixoticScrivener: light shield parry?
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 Tenfist: plains glidecar, opponent concedes.
 SAiconjr: are there trains in this set? Did we make trains, planes and automobiles the deck?
twistedsylvan: so what kind of archetype would this deck be? Like, tempo?
 Tenfist: I think the train was in outlaw junction.
 tehfewl: glide care can gain flying with the other ability
 A_Dub888: anyone else hear the start your engine sound and check if their sticky keys are on?
 GredGredmansson: i mean i don't think that lets them get nonpermanent cards
 narset6691: them funeral deluxe edition sarcophagi aint cheap!!!!
Spades_Slicc: gonna have to flood that beetle
 Marvoleath: @A_Dub888 you reminded me I didnt disable that hotkey after reinstalling windows yet, thanks 
Spades_Slicc: Careful they could have a third scarecrow
 tehfewl: Beetle status : Deactive
twistedsylvan: BEETLE ACTIVATED
 SAiconjr: I guess that Beetle was made by Ford in stead of VW
 Marvoleath: flood this dino's engine
 Tenfist: no, that's the smart play
 GredGredmansson: seems legit
 Akaiatana: They got beetle bogged.
 Diabore: i like just passing and pumping end of ops turn
 Marvoleath: that's fair, but it's funnier with the dino 
 GredGredmansson: if they crackback WE crackback
 Marvoleath: remember the alternative crew mode on the vehicle too
 Marvoleath: might be useful at one point
Spades_Slicc: You can also increment the car on their endstep
 Tenfist: can get both down next turn
 Marvoleath: oh, I missed that
 narset6691: if you put the camera first, the gearseeker costs double blue
 GredGredmansson: RIGHT
 Tenfist: camera with plains
 GredGredmansson: we can grow it on endstep
 BartholemewTheKitten: Do glidecar at eot?
 GredGredmansson: completely forgot
 Diabore: also it gains flying so can block the wickerfolks
Spades_Slicc: Not that it matters but you could've blocked and ate a witch with the car
 GredGredmansson: the flying is from the special ability only
 GredGredmansson: TAKE
 Diabore: good news it would die anyway
 Lord_Hosk: and learn to die again
Spades_Slicc: snake has no wings to break
 GredGredmansson: yeah this set has VERY little in enchantment removal
 SAiconjr: you also have unblockable 5 next turn\
 Akaiatana: Hey brood, where's my car?
 GredGredmansson: @Akaiatana aw man that could be a good nickname
 Tenfist: oof
 GredGredmansson: 
WT_Fits: Feels bad.
 CaptainSpam: Are you cool to draw... THESE cards?? 
 Tenfist: opponent cast flood on the deck!
 Marvoleath: cant hit spiky
 GredGredmansson: no crew in response?
 narset6691: 4 or less
 narset6691: 2 or less into play or into hand
 GredGredmansson: i mean we CAN get the Core but we don't get it on the field for free
 GredGredmansson: oh wait its only 2 mana so yes
 GredGredmansson: we can still cast it though
 GredGredmansson: the flyer
 narset6691: no way to live
 Tenfist: broodwagon has menace
 Lord_Hosk: They had the win if they just flunged
 GredGredmansson: think we're just dead
 Cptasparagus: thats a big broodwagon theyre draggin
 GredGredmansson: they have the mana to pump the wurm too i think
 Tenfist: usually does
  mister_nibbles: ranched is a new verb to me
 Akaiatana: They were Go-cari
 Lord_Hosk: How many pilots are in the deck?
 Marvoleath: blame chat 
EvilBadman: 21?
 tehfewl: they haven't even incremented their speed
 Tenfist: combat trick?
 micalovits: 100 100 100 100 100 Big Brain
 Tenfist: launcher first?
 Akaiatana: @Lord_Hosk It's not pilot to ask.
 Tenfist: still makes them use mana
strangerdanger91: could just thop
psektos67: SMRT! Like Homer Simpson 
 Tenfist: trade for rocket?
 Akaiatana: Lifelynx.
 Nickiatori: the lynx is basically land tax
  mister_nibbles: made with lightning, REAL LIGHTNING
psektos67: Quick call BEAR FORCE ONE!!
 Nickiatori: the lynx already is +2 on cards
 narset6691: armory
 narset6691: should run 2 
 Marvoleath: cat was the mvp this game, for sure
Bruceski: never give up
 Akaiatana: Just one more thing: You call yourself a harrier, but you're completely metal. What are you harrier than?
 Gaelan_Maestro: huzzah!
 tehfewl: powerful nothing
 narset6691: it starts making attacks into you much harder
 Molladia: Vigilance is the No1 creature ability.
 Nickiatori: a random creature also crews
 narset6691: and lets u attack while keeping better blockers
 protojman: “there’s our second to last land” next turns draw is a land
twistedsylvan: @Akaiatana "You call yourself a harrier... Well, y'see, my wife loves vertical takeoff aircraft-"
 Akaiatana: Just as long as the cat warrior doesn't need to be pried off the road
 jacqui_lantern234: hai nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
dolphgrim: "prised off the road" may be one of my least favorite wordplay iterations. 
Spades_Slicc: bigger than before
strangerdanger91: they could single block with the drifter
 Nickiatori: still have a 2 turn clock in the air
Spades_Slicc: So far you're guarenteed to hit max speed
Spades_Slicc: Could've attacked in the air then blown up the drifter
 jacqui_lantern234: as a queer person, i LOVE having pride
 BartholemewTheKitten: Multi-chariot drifting!
 kragmabutch: @jacqui_lantern234 would you say its your favorite of the seven deadly sins? i find them very hard to choose between personally
 jacqui_lantern234: @kragmabutch nah, Lust would honestly probably be my favourite
 kragmabutch: @jacqui_lantern234 nice
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 mood
psektos67: I hate to say this but I think Oppo has a plan, the sneaky git 
 jacqui_lantern234: surprising literally zero people, i love and yearn with my entire being when my brain finds someone to fawn over 
 Nickiatori: we can kill it with double strike
 Akaiatana: Ifg they block the double striker they don't get life. Will they fall for it?
Bruceski: if they block the 5/4 it's exactsies in the air
 Nickiatori: with the thopter they dont gain enough
 tehfewl: Exacticies!
 jacqui_lantern234: LOVE getting opponents to exactly 0
Bruceski: if they blocked the doublestriker it's be more than exactsies
 Akaiatana: Yeah, they wrapped up Dune nicely last year
 jacqui_lantern234: i was hardly expecting the first 2 DUNC's 
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 OtherEdgeworth: Cats. Always cats
 Nickiatori: card advantage do be good
Spades_Slicc: I've lost to the cat deck many times
 jacqui_lantern234: i dunno if its hairier than i am, mine is pretty long and curly 
 Nickiatori: I made a goblin deck in standard and its pretty fun
 BartholemewTheKitten: Vroom
 tehfewl: the lynx is fairly messed up
Shadowsoflife: I have a lifegain deck with the subtype of cat
keyforgealchemist: Goblin flavored... Ewwww
 jacqui_lantern234: though its a shame WotC banned Mind Goblin 
Spades_Slicc: How do you spell that Cori?
 Nickiatori: bouncing loot is basically time walk
Spades_Slicc: @jacqui_lantern234 What's mind goblin
theGuidingLark: personally more a fan of piggliaci, but you do you
 Lord_Hosk: I hear he is pissed at you Cori... You better run
 jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc mind goblin this lovely soup i got for you cause i love and value you beyond measure!!! 
Spades_Slicc: Oh boy I love soup
 kragmabutch: something something she goblin on my cat until i 0-2 a standard match
Spades_Slicc: Good news you have 0 plains left in deck, bad news there are still islands
 jacqui_lantern234: is James in the building?! 
 Lord_Hosk: But then they are dead
 tehfewl: block, shoot, first strike
 Cptasparagus: wow I didnt know you could get that plains art as a card back
 Nickiatori: the lynx drew you a bunch of cards and gained a bunch of life, it was basically sphynxs revilation
 lightfut: Found it!
Spades_Slicc: that trick could've been bad
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 Akaiatana: Our deck has outs but our deck has it out for us.
Spades_Slicc: but now the Hulldrifter off the top comes with a friend
Spades_Slicc: awww
 micalovits: o7
 Nickiatori: @Spades_Slicc you called it!
 micalovits: Can they activate the boom scholar?
 Nickiatori: opponent has like 3 of the top bombs
 Nickiatori: they have loot mana
 Cptasparagus: that was a huge waste of loot
 Nickiatori: oh op messed up they could have gotten 3 more mana with loot
 tehfewl: the refuler is busted
 narset6691: wait, they are just dead
 narset6691: wow
 Akaiatana: From Hull's Heart!
 iris_of_ether: 
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 TimIAm: Happy to be here, thanks for hulling me.
 GapFiller: mmm barf
 Lord_Hosk: I had that combo in my prerelease and ended up with 9 dragons
 KenKopin: You need to win this one just for their name.
EvilBadman: username/avatar combo
  Juliamon: EvilBadman RIGHT
 RealGamerCow: !next
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DAC169: I think that's Vito from LCI
 BrowneePointz: No no Cori
 micalovits: A little sad that the lynx is only plains, but still nice!
 BrowneePointz: ixalan has CONQUISTADOR vampires
Shadowsoflife: ^
 BrowneePointz: COMPLETE with Catholic Schism
 micalovits: Yea, ixalan vampires are pretty cool
Spades_Slicc: Flood! That! Beast!
 idontgetmyrealname: HATS? Ixalan is a hat set you heard it here first
 Akaiatana: @micalovits Because they do not have body heat?
 micalovits: Exactly 
 Akaiatana: Horse block good
 jacqui_lantern234: Cant Untap Horse Club
 Akaiatana: We so Flight-to-The-Ford'd them
Shadowsoflife: it was fight or flood
 micalovits: Is there any reason to attack with the glidecar over the diversion unit? Both deal 2?
 Akaiatana: *Puts hand on head* THEY'RE AFRAID
 micalovits: Fun is a good reason
 BrowneePointz: Ixalan also has Vampire Jesus except she's a big Lady
Spades_Slicc: If every one of your OPs has used targeted removal on the same few cards you know those cards are good
Shadowsoflife: a giant woman?
 BrowneePointz: yea Saint Elenda is like....9 feet tall?
 micalovits: I uuhhh... Need to go to Ixalan?
Shadowsoflife: Yeah, a giant woman
 jacqui_lantern234: LOVE me a gigantic woman
 kragmabutch: i wish i was nine feet tall
 jacqui_lantern234: unironically
 BrowneePointz: OH nvm Mavrin said she carries herself like she's 9 feet. Still just normal 6 ft tall person but her sheer aura makes her seem BIG
dolphgrim: 🎉🎉🎉🎉
 jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN! 
 narset6691: highlight reel
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mister_nibbles: this conversation could even provide some
 Akaiatana: GERD job
 SquareDotCube: "care for some hair on the mog?"
 lightfut: Gotta establish a more diverse gut biome
 Nickiatori: it isnt real barf unless it comes from the barf region of france
GreatGodOm: Other people's barf can eventually BECOME your barf.
 Nickiatori: otherwise it is just sparkling vomit
 jacqui_lantern234: store dot desert bus dot meme
 OtherEdgeworth: Going to the store? I didn't realise it was Desert Bus already
 micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 A meme almost as cool as you are
 Cptasparagus: of corse
 BartholemewTheKitten: If saddlable, must be horse
 KenKopin: Can't Draw Cat Horses?
 BartholemewTheKitten: Cat Draw Horses Club
dolphgrim: Well done, everyone! 😁😁😁
 jacqui_lantern234: @micalovits provably false, im decidedly mediocre
 public_key_reveal_party: I had this nightmare
 GapFiller: CheckPoint is up if anyones in need of something watch after Cori and Kathleen go offline
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 you mean decidely awesome
 vinewood_og: 
 micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 This is where I would put my rolled up newspaper emoji... If I had one!
Astramentha: zzzzzzz
ghyllnox: Thanks for that Kathleen
 GapFiller:    
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for stream! bedtime here! Till next time!
 gualdhar: oh hey we're in dark mode
 jacqui_lantern234: kathleens imagination is VIVID and i love it
KWardJenx: Evocative
 jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife nonono, i said what i said
 jacqui_lantern234: @micalovits come at me scrublord, im shredded
 TheAwkes: And right before that, over on /LRRMTG....
varmintx0: I thought they had stopped playing Granblue.
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 take the love.
KWardJenx: So excited for this. LOVED By-Law,
  Juliamon: James hasn't updated the schedule for oofc
  Juliamon: it's fine
  Juliamon: in fact it is entirely possible nobody has TOLD him
varmintx0: #blamejames
 OtherEdgeworth: I should maybe not go for a walk
Ashmantle: 
 OtherEdgeworth: There may be a cyclone outside
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: @otheredgeworth It'll be good for you!
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 GapFiller: eyyy USB noises
 OtherEdgeworth: @GapFiller That's the content we wait around for!
Orxolon: g night y'all!
 Earthenone: !advice
  LRRbot: The Horse Stance is free.
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