Friday Night Paper Fight || Bylaw & Order Commander

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 RockPusher: !quote ian
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  Juliamon: For the girth.
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 RockPusher: Mouth Calibration would make a fine addition to the Mouth anthology
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight it's a Dice Friends / Paper fight crossover! Let's play some Bylaw & Order Commander! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114124128783273998
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 eleric937: thqats so exciting! missing molander tho
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imreallybored1991:  #BASEDGOD
  r10pez10: !boxtext
 NickTheDM: hello!
KWardJenx: Bravo, Nick! Bravo!
YeomanAres: Fantastic episode
 DeM0nFiRe: It was a great episode!
Goban3: It was so good!
Fr0Dough: which RIPPED so hard
 Nickiatori: it was fantastic!
 tehfewl: amazing episode
 gualdhar: that was fantastic
 djalternative: you said it was 3 weeks getting the costumes, right?
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 Nickiatori: I liked wheelers costume!
 iris_of_ether: Oh no hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh wow
 YeetTheRich_: oh god
 definenull: Oh no
 NickTheDM: Hey I’m stoked it’s happening at all!
  Juliamon: Aftersausage!!
 TheWriterAleph: pour it on the cards
 Nickiatori: I saw this in the G vlog
imreallybored1991: cam high key goated for days fr on god with the vibes
adept_nekomancer: Uh-oh... it's a bottle of aftersausage
 DeM0nFiRe: That gvlog also recently came out lol
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh i saw these in a vlog
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
  r10pez10: unce-yum
 singinnonsense: wasn't it Hungary ?
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: CAM
 pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d
Shadowsoflife: Interesting
 TheWriterAleph: tasty
 flatluigi: very filled
imreallybored1991: cam could chug both of those easy
 BusTed: This is going to be a zany one
Mindfire13: That was in a G-Vlog!
 MrSarkhan: That sounds awful
 YeetTheRich_: not as sweet
   LoadingReadyRun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicum
DannyGambit: BEEF!
 YeetTheRich_: jäger is very sweet
 SquareDotCube: where's Dix when you need him (on set) 
adept_nekomancer: Meaning it contains more beef, obviously.
 Marvoleath: more meat
Derekwillis: I love the taste of beef in my liquor.
 RockPusher: It appears we have reached a climax in record time this evening 
 iris_of_ether: BEN
 pleonasticTautology: BEN
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyRockyAmazonResidentSleeper-YYpVxGU0nz-wQB9j
 definenull: BEN
 BusTed: eyes emoji
DannyGambit: Forget your 5-star matches!
 pleonasticTautology: CAM
 MrSarkhan: CAM!
 Cptasparagus: im sure Serge is somewhere
 tehfewl: serge is right there
 Dog_of_Myth: hahha
 flatluigi: so is this stream still sponsored
 TheWriterAleph: GREAT START great start
DannyGambit: Screw your 30-minute classics!
kyless2106: Starting so strong
KWardJenx: I'm so excited.
 elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i know what that smells like and i know i would probably love both of them
 djalternative: but you're working on that technology, right Paul?
 MegaDosX: Yuck
DannyGambit: Beffy Pine-Sol?
 pleonasticTautology: paul you have to buy the domain snift dot tv
 RockPusher:   
  r10pez10: skal! cum!
 gualdhar: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
DaxStrife: Don't have any of that but I'll take a shot of Jager in comradery.
SeismicLawns: wheeler winning die rolls, eh?
  r10pez10: wheeler? winning a die roll?
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo jund
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm afraid LRRbot isn't going to have some of these cards 
 tehfewl: how many drinks do you have now wheeler?
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 NickTheDM: Deck Title: Green(&Red&Black) Eggs and HAM
 pleonasticTautology: wait what's discover
 Cptasparagus: Slokk Manufactor
 RatherLargeToad: that is nuts
 MegaDosX: @pleonasticTautology Cascade-ish
  r10pez10: discover is cascade++
 Cptasparagus: @pleonasticTautology basically cascade
 pleonasticTautology: ohhhhh
coriolis_storm: !card junk
  LRRbot: Found 12 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 TheWriterAleph: are these customs sufficiently playtested for balance 
 pleonasticTautology: thank you
 NickTheDM: Deck Title:6th District Development Initiative
 MegaDosX: WHAT
coriolis_storm: !card junk token
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RockPusher: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iris_of_ether: !plan
  LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
 Bugberry: I think that could be worded a bit better, but close enough.
 AtomicAlchemical: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: YESSSS
 tehfewl: "friend"
 Rogue_07: Well, it's not Tohsaka, so it's not best Rin.
DannyGambit: This is all going according to cake!
 ChicoBlueberry: That's Goku
 MegaDosX: So if she gives things hybrid Rakdos spectacle costs, that means he's playing a four colour deck right?
  r10pez10: i think it's rin tin tin
Xafty: yeah i got noting on that character
 djalternative: I'll post it to #anime and get back to you, Wheeler
 Scar_Red_Tiger: Looks like Kaguya sama. Or maybe Noraga,mi
 TheWriterAleph: that's a LOT of text omg
 NickTheDM: The bit is just the translator’s note, I have no idea who it is either
 wrapscalion: Enor is a reader
 Bugberry: spore counters!
 NickTheDM: Deck Title: Mushroom Madness
 MegaDosX: He's like Pako and Haldan all in one
 TheWriterAleph: that sounds MAD and i'm here for it
 iris_of_ether: Drugged out group hug
SnowBuddy18: any lands stay in exile?
 Fruan: The weirdest Gonti
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 MegaDosX: So that's two four colour decks then
 MrGibberish: The rare Y
SeismicLawns: mmmm Y
agingdragon: there is more..... the card never ends
  r10pez10: the rare Y
Goban3: Very fun
  LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 Bugberry: Haven't seen Y in a long time
ekplayscards: hello begineering enjoyers 
  LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Shadowsoflife: NOG!
 NickTheDM: Deck Title:Nog & Dog- On the Case
 BrowneePointz: that is Hiyori Iki from Noragami @loadingreadyrun
 MegaDosX: Woah
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Izzet Nog 
 BrowneePointz: reverse image search from know your meme *finger guns*
 TheWriterAleph: retrace the case
 gualdhar: These all seem like tier 4 commanders
 DeM0nFiRe: 
adept_nekomancer: Dogtective
 couchboyj: I assume you could let the spell commander go to the GY, like if you had a reanimate for the creature side
Voidhawk42: Dogtective!
 definenull: That's job security
Xafty: @BrowneePointz ah, no wonder i didnt figure it out, thats still on my shortlist
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Nice
 singinnonsense: they even put hats on the dogs
 Fruan: Agency Agent and Dogged Dog is VERY good.
 korvys: I really like "Dice Friend" as an ability name for partner
 NickTheDM: Thank you @Fruan
 RatherLargeToad: Fate was right there
  LRRbot: Servo Schematic [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 Rogue_07: Not enough twintails
  LRRbot: Erdwal Illuminator [1U] | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you investigate for the first time each turn, investigate an additional time.
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 BrowneePointz: yea she’s when one of the first characters that pops up when you search the Keikaku meme besides Light
  LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Stormgod519: YOOOOO
  LRRbot: Coronation of Chaos [2R] | Sorcery | Up to three target creatures can't block this turn. Goad them.
 Scar_Red_Tiger: Noragami is only 10 years old now. Any day now it'll get a season 3.
 Stormgod519: im so pumped for this lol
  LRRbot: Case of the Pilfered Proof [1W] | Enchantment — Case | Whenever a Detective you control enters or is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / To solve — You control three or more Detectives. / Solved — If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Clue token are created instead.
 Stormgod519: just seeing it now
Xafty: could have gotten an image of Rin from Catherine: Full Body, thinking on it
 Stormgod519: oh, the commanders are diff now. very cool
 singinnonsense: limited banger
 BrowneePointz: @xafty NicktheDM grabbed the image cuz of the meme
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 MegaDosX: Excuse.
 Sorator13: What did you call me?
 Rogue_07: Goddamn
 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun The reason I used the image for Rin is the Translator’s note
Xafty: @BrowneePointz it fits, from my understanding anyway
 TheWriterAleph: "junk food" omfg 
imreallybored1991: reanimate jin gitaxis pls make them discard their hand
 RatherLargeToad: oh, now they have to make a Junk Food
 Stormgod519: thats really neat
 Stormgod519: oh wow
Mindfire13: Wheeler's deck better have Kraulumbo in it
 Stormgod519: that's amazing
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: Kraulumbo is the npc, right?
 Bugberry: Unfortunately doesn't rummage like Blood tokens despite being Blood sausage
 circusofkirkus: who has the notice board card?
 Stormgod519: ah, more junk food
 NickTheDM: The hotdogs all have flavor text too.
 pleonasticTautology: cuttin' me own throat, i tell ya
 Stormgod519: damn, Enor getting land screwed just like the last time
  LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
 MegaDosX: Ben's at least reads fairly face up in how it's meant to work based on the commanders
 RockPusher: NickTheDM 
  r10pez10: glizzy hot dog
 MegaDosX: It's a restaurant
 MegaDosX: Neat
 Stormgod519: oh that's great
 Nickiatori: so much card advantage!
  LRRbot: Contaminated Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {W}{U}{B}
 Diabore: wait a second, it just clicked for me, why does ian have a gb land in a temur deck?
 MegaDosX: In this "set"
 Stormgod519: hey wait a minute...
 raulghoulia: being theme decks are these bracket 1?
Luminaire_p: @Diabore The back side of his commander is a UB spell
 Dog_of_Myth: Ian's commander has a backside that is Dimir
 Stormgod519: Contaminated Landscape's color identity doesn't work in Cam's deck... it doesn't really matter
 circusofkirkus: 
 pleonasticTautology: aw that's nice, wheeler
 circusofkirkus: @Stormgod519 Rin is R/B color identity
 Fruan: @Stormgod519 Cam's deck is 4 colour
Luminaire_p: @Stormgod519 Rin has an ability that is a hybrid Rakdos mana
 BrowneePointz: nongames are no fun
 Stormgod519: lol
 MegaDosX: Both Ian and Cam are playing four colour decks
 Stormgod519: this is what happens when Im late
 Stormgod519: im sorry chat
 NickTheDM: Sure! I’ll get that link. Just a moment
 Stormgod519: and sorry Cam
 circusofkirkus: aren't real...yet
 MegaDosX: Rin has Rakdos hybrid mana in her rules text, and Enor's MDFC spell has black in it
  LRRbot: Minds Aglow [U] | Sorcery | Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player draws X cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
 Stormgod519: @MegaDosX sweet
 Stormgod519: Oh yes!
 Stormgod519: i love the join forces spell
 Stormgod519: s
 Bugberry: I hope there are some Assist cards in here.
 Nickiatori: Ilove this one and collective voyage!1
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Maximum handsize is a problem for Future Ben.
 Stormgod519: I look forward to seeing the other join forces spells...
 Stormgod519: the land one is my fav
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: lol Dix...
 MegaDosX: Shots fired
 Stormgod519: rekt
 RockPusher: 
  RayFK: HELL YEAH
 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 NickTheDM: I’ll share the link near the end of the stream so as not to spoil all the custom cards.
 Bugberry: they've been hurt in the past
  RayFK: GET HIS ASS
 pleonasticTautology: lmao hi jordan
  r10pez10: lol jordan
 Stormgod519: @NickTheDM Thank you.
 Nickiatori: also its a good politic tool to point out the person who doesnt pay
 Stormgod519: lol hi Jordan
 korvys: to be fair, I play that in Nekusar, and you are *absolutely* correct to be suspicious
 tehfewl: Hey, Dix is a fine upstanding gentleman
 neisan2112: I did play that Tamyo deck Ben built, it was a hell of a thing. Everyone was beging to stop drawing cards.
 Nickiatori: oh hey folks that player didnt pay for collective voyage get them!
 MegaDosX: How much mana did you spend into the Minds Aglow then Jordan? 
  LRRbot: Magnifying Glass [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
Chesul: I feel like if the person who played it taps out for it it's not giving them any extra advantage, so should be payed into.
 Nickiatori: ah yes the shoulder eye card
  LRRbot: Forensic Researcher [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Detective [1/3] | {T}: Untap another target permanent you control. / {T}, Collect evidence 3: Tap target creature you don't control.
 Stormgod519: @Chesul i have the white and green ones in my glutch group hug deck, and once I expand that deck to a bant deck, Ill add the blue one
Chesul: @Stormgod519 Nicer.
  LRRbot: Seer of Stolen Sight [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Warlock [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more artifacts and/or creatures you control are put into a graveyard from the battlefield, surveil 1.
 RockPusher: Happy Pig
Chesul: Not Gruul? Then Dog!
  LRRbot: Mossfire Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R}{G}. Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: I think that's a MOM Jumpstart card
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: EGG!
 RockPusher:   
 iris_of_ether: 
 neisan2112: Good, wheeler got eggs
  LRRbot: Scene of the Crime | Artifact Land — Clue | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler egging out of his mind
 Stormgod519: lol
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 YeetTheRich_: tat ort
silverbulletdevil: Is this eye patch man
 YeetTheRich_: "deed location"
 TheWriterAleph: what's tatorts, precious
 Stormgod519: because its tortally the scene of the crime!
Grinnin_Gin: tatort reform when
  LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossAlteisen: I'ts crimescene in german
historyboff: I am enjoying this theme going on here. If i am goin to look this up, would it be called I am just dead here?
 neisan2112: Mandy though!
 Stormgod519: i forgot that was a movie...
  LRRbot: Wernog, Rider's Chaplain [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human [1/2] | When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way. / Friends forever
 TheWriterAleph: Wernog Hertzer
Lawblades: When I was in college I loved Diablo II ladder HC and farmed so many paladin characters Spirit runewords. To commemorate I got a "tat Ort" rune
 BrowneePointz: wernog, aka me trying to say Werner Herzog while drunk
 Diabore: cam gets 5 clues
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 4 for Vernog?
 Bugberry: Stranger Things Universe Within
Buxx345: isn't it 5
 BrowneePointz: oh wait that’s originally Will
 pleonasticTautology: yeah, 4 for vernog, then the other thing
 BrowneePointz: from stranger things
as_ever_ellesandra: They Did Not
 TitanicBark68: 3+1+1
 Stormgod519: no
as_ever_ellesandra: they changed it ASAP
Syntheticuh: omg i forgot that!
 MrSarkhan: Really?
 ArdCollider: oh, I remember that
 MrSarkhan: WOW
 Stormgod519: yeah that is a thing...
 BrowneePointz: and he is the GAY CODED KID
  r10pez10: wait wtf hahaha
 ArdCollider: it was a lot
 Stormgod519: mhmm
 BrowneePointz: it was a MAJOR WHOOPS
 Stormgod519: that's an understatement
 Stormgod519: pfft
as_ever_ellesandra: And yeah, Cameron should have 5 clues since Wernog is X+1
JDMan94: Galaxy 2 also had something in response
 azureHaights: Or the Neil Cicierega version, NICE MODEMS
 YeetTheRich_: it was just HOMO and now it's HOMM iirc
  LRRbot: Fevered Visions [1UR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
historyboff: le gasp lol
 Cptasparagus: Untap. Upkeep. No Homo.
 BrowneePointz: Galaxy 2 had Ya Im Gay R U in the sparkles
 Decaped: Group Bake deck
 Bugberry: group smother
  Juliamon: locally, I always think of the Giant Glass ad on the backstop at Fenway that always got partially blocked by batters
  LRRbot: Skycloud Expanse | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.
Grinnin_Gin: enor out here intentionally trying to get everyone to have a bad trip
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon HAH
 definenull: good dog alert 
 BrowneePointz: also ye Cam should have a fifth token since X + 1 I think
Shadowsoflife: DOG!
 RockPusher: 
Shadowsoflife: NOG!
 definenull: good nog alert 
 circusofkirkus: Dog trigger?
 BrowneePointz: Ope he got it
jimbosliczor91: who made the custom cards?
as_ever_ellesandra: @jimbosliczor91 nick the dm
 Stormgod519: @jimbosliczor91 @NickTheDM
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog Trigger?
Chesul: Dog Trigger.
as_ever_ellesandra: Ben should be getting 2 clues here yes
 BrowneePointz: NickTheDM in chat
 Stormgod519: Nog!
  Juliamon: pleonasticTautology some old evidence: https://i.redd.it/eds90xe3p0551.jpg
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon LOVE IT.
 pleonasticTautology: julia thank you so much
 Cptasparagus: dont say that or theyll make you a state
 GasCityGaming: There's one of the wreslter "Big Cass" too
jimbosliczor91: does the commander damage have tariffs on it?
 Stormgod519: Slokk!
 YeetTheRich_: casting yourself live on camera
 Stormgod519: @YeetTheRich_ tapping yourself live on stream...
 Stormgod519: E G G
Shadowsoflife: E G G
jimbosliczor91: playing with yourself on camera. risqué
 Stormgod519: oh wait...
rogerivany: Are these "official" Commanders?  i.e. did Gavin make them for a mystery booster?
  LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 Stormgod519: @jimbosliczor91 god dammit, i was so close
 Stormgod519: @rogerivany no
 Stormgod519: they're custom cards from @NickTheDM
 BrowneePointz: @rockpusher NickTheDM in chat
 BrowneePointz: Ope sorry rockpusher
 Stormgod519: lol
 BrowneePointz: apple did an apple
 Stormgod519: not Rockpusher...
rogerivany: Ah.  Either could've been true.
  LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Stormgod519: ay
 Stormgod519: rakdos theater nerds!
  Juliamon: Feels intentional
shushu2539: when will the emails that forged this decks be disclosed?
 neisan2112: Oh yeah thats a Rakdos Wok
 BrowneePointz: tbf you dealt the most damage PASSIVELY which is 100% Ian
 definenull: you can dinner *and* a dance
 Cptasparagus: Chris Angel: Mindkitchen
 RockPusher: BrowneePointz tab-complete is a fickle friend sometimes 
  LRRbot: Toxicrene [3G] | Creature — Tyranid [2/4] | Reach, deathtouch / Hypertoxic Miasma — All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color" and lose all other abilities.
 pleonasticTautology: @neisan2112 wokdos
  r10pez10: deeo
  r10pez10: *deep
 Stormgod519: lol
Grinnin_Gin: pretty sure theater of the mind is an azorius card
 Stormgod519: that's a good card
 MegaDosX: The bouncelands also only tap for a single mana now
 neisan2112: @pleonasticTautology   
Grinnin_Gin: (everyone gaslight wheeler into thinking that's a real magic card)
   LoadingReadyRun: The Rakdos production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof was very literal
 BrowneePointz: one of the couple 40k Bangers
 RockPusher: Ian, his own worst enemy
 Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun lol
gojikee: lmao
  LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
 Hangedman: is there a gallery of the commanders on hand?
 Stormgod519: well...
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun thank you so much paul
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 Stormgod519: that cavern not doing much...
Grinnin_Gin: The Rakdos production of Cats, the Musical was very interesting. 100% less butthole, 100% more tearing people a new one
 MegaDosX: It lost all abilities
 Stormgod519: still names things
 BrowneePointz: They imported an all Leonin Cast for that one Paul
 Stormgod519: but you dont get the uncounterable ability
  Juliamon: Hangedman I think all the custom cards will be made public postgame, but for now they are surprises
 Stormgod519: ^
 Hangedman: fair! i'm mostly curious about the cmdrs but didn't know there were others as well
 NickTheDM: That’s correct @Juliamon
 circusofkirkus: do they share a creature type?
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 RockPusher: The evidence is stacking up…
 MegaDosX: Which ability is it that cares about sharing a creature type?
 corpocracy: So, for Cavern of Souls, do you still get to name a type? So if Toxicrene dies, it works as normal?
   LoadingReadyRun: @NickTheDM where this art from?
 Stormgod519: @corpocracy it does let you name a thing
 KaleidoscopeMind: best part of this is getting spellings
 Stormgod519: yes
 BrowneePointz: Rakdos also did a performance of Spring Awakening. no changes they just REALLY like Spring Awakening
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Stormgod519: oh?
 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun The elements were mostly from Featherweight or existing cards, but I did the photoshops myself
 definenull: uktabi (sp)?
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: drom semolo plateau?
 NickTheDM: King Xicor was just a picture of King Gizz with the gruul symbol on the drums
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 RockPusher: Booties!   
twistedsylvan: Dear lord that King Xicor card is awsome
 Stormgod519: it looks sweet
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  LRRbot: Mycosynth Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
   LoadingReadyRun: @NickTheDM I was wondering about the KingXicor in particular. who are the guys on the card?
 Mazrae: was that commander damage?
 RockPusher: 
 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun It’s King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard…or at least google said it was.
  LRRbot: Buried Treasure [2] | Artifact — Treasure | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Cptasparagus: Serving Unicommander
  LRRbot: Servo Schematic [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 Stormgod519: makin a servo!
 Mazrae: wheeler seems to be going wide
 Stormgod519: YES!
 TheWriterAleph: 
nyoomgoom: let's goooooo
 RockPusher: 
Shadowsoflife: OOOO
 Stormgod519: oh that's great
Mindfire13: HE'S HERE!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
twistedsylvan: JUST ONE MORE THING
 pleonasticTautology: it's kraulumbo!!!!!!!!
 definenull: so many rectangles
 goombalax: i LOVE junk food
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batpigboris13: Tyranids are my favorite weird bugs
 Decaped: That would be an annoying trigger
 Decaped: for MTGArena
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 Stormgod519: mechanized production?
 DeM0nFiRe: As one does
 Stormgod519: what did you call me Cam?
 Stormgod519: lol
  LRRbot: Prisoner's Dilemma [3RR] | Sorcery | Each opponent secretly chooses silence or snitch, then the choices are revealed. If each opponent chose silence, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 4 damage to each of them. If each opponent chose snitch, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 8 damage to each of them. Otherwise, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 12 damage to each opponent who chose silence. / Flashback {5}{R}{R}
 Stormgod519: I thought he was gonna say Cyclonic Rift
 MegaDosX: Love this card
 Stormgod519: oh yes!
 Stormgod519: always snitch!
 Bugberry: Is someone gonna Brudiclad?
 raulghoulia: my favorite card
 TheWriterAleph: whew lad
 Marvoleath: snitches get stitches
 pleonasticTautology: holy crap
 MegaDosX: So if you disagree silence people get blasted, if you agree you all take the same damage
twistedsylvan: and you can repeat it
twistedsylvan: what a design, that rules
 Decaped: Which is why wheeler just wrote down Snitch
 Stormgod519: myahaaaaa
 hidingbox: definitely will not have a snitch
 Stormgod519: skeletor laugh noise
 RockPusher: 
  r10pez10: right
 circusofkirkus: no cheating on the test
 tehfewl: inb4 wheeler gets snitched
 TheWriterAleph: i love seeing people who KNOW the prisoner's dilemma try to outgame the prisoner's dilemma 
agentofsaruman69: "Secretly" is absolutely tantamount to this card working correctly
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
 RockPusher: 
 shendaras: 
 hidingbox: Always one
 MegaDosX: 
 Stormgod519: yep
 pleonasticTautology: omg
 niccus: that's what flashback is for
 Nigouki: lol
 MegaDosX: Saw that coming
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  r10pez10: flashback baybee
 NickTheDM: Nog is a snitch confirmed.
 MegaDosX: And yeah it's got flashback
 MegaDosX: So you can do it again later
twistedsylvan: until the next time you play
 djalternative: why does that card have flashback?!
ThePixelSavage: 24dmg for 5 mana ... not bad
Grinnin_Gin: ruined
 RockPusher: Who could possibly have seen the Bentrayal coming  
lorazx: omg i didnt realise avenir had partner with rin thats so cute
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Stormgod519: Ian...
Shadowsoflife: 
 YeetTheRich_: turns out nog is still a cop
Ukon_Cairns: 24 dmg for 5 mana, not bad.
 v_nome: We love friend computer
 Dog_of_Myth: @djalternative Because it's funny.
nymistrya: Thats such great art also, love that card.
 iris_of_ether: Ian it's Women in Aeronautics Week 
ThePixelSavage: "I am tapping Noganog to sacrifice this case" sure is an asortment of words
Metric_Furlong: @v_nome and
 iris_of_ether: *In Aviation, rather
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HonorableHumbleSardinePoooound-qqkgrT05YirK0gzJ
 shendaras: He wouldn't do it again
 MegaDosX: Ben would never do it again, surely 
 Stormgod519: hell yeah
 Stormgod519: Love a chromeshell crab
 BrowneePointz: @megadosx the joke is they’re killing Ben
 Stormgod519: Kindred too lol
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Stormgod519: oh god
Shadowsoflife: OH yes
 Stormgod519: that is gonna...
 Stormgod519: also my brain just went to background commander 3c decks...
 Dog_of_Myth: Does that trigger the dog?
 NickTheDM: it is gated by your attacking detectives, but it does get out of hand if you have both commanders and it triggers twice.
 TheAwkes: Disguised creatures are typeless. Valencia needs types to trigger.
 Stormgod519: @Voidhawk42 oh damn you. amazing...
 BrowneePointz: CraterWhomst
 Stormgod519: CraterWhodunnit
 BrowneePointz: alternately, Crater-Who-f
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, it's a kindred enchantment, so that's why I'm asking?
Grinnin_Gin: Cratermentary My Dear Watson
 Bugberry: @Dog_of_Myth it's not a creature
 iris_of_ether: Valencia noooooo
 ShaneLeeAtk: ClueterWoof
 Stormgod519: @Dog_of_Myth true
 iris_of_ether:   
Shadowsoflife: dog gone it
 Dog_of_Myth: Ah, creature. Got it
 Marvoleath: queue John Wick theme song
 Stormgod519: Investigate the Legion...
Shadowsoflife: @Marvoleath is it just the doom theme?
dittowill: he actually got two triggers for two commanders.
 Stormgod519: In case of 7...
 BusTed: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 iris_of_ether: E g g
 Stormgod519: E G G ! E G G !
Shadowsoflife: E G G
 MegaDosX: Each of them have an instance of the ability
 tehfewl: you have 2 triggers
Natedogg2: You do have to sacrifice for each trigger.
Metric_Furlong: it's only double if you sacrifice at least one to each
 NickTheDM: That is correct. There are two triggers.
 Cptasparagus: youd have to say that you saced some for one trigger and some for the other, but each counts the total sacced in the turn
 Stormgod519: @Natedogg2 but it counts all clues sacrficed this turn
Natedogg2: Sacrificing for one trigger doesn't count for the other trigger. But you can sacrifice clues for both triggers.
Natedogg2: Ah, I missed that. This is what I get for not knowing all these cards.
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: its fine
Shadowsoflife: Was that a crime? Yes. Neat.
  LRRbot: Transmutation Font [5] | Artifact | {T}: Create your choice of a Blood token, a Clue token, or a Food token. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with different names: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Stormgod519: oh yes!
 BrowneePointz: Cam’s deck is reminding me of my own Lonis deck
 Cptasparagus: @Stormgod519 I think for this reason it would actually be like +X for the first trigger and +(X+Y) for the second trigger, but this is for fun
 GasCityGaming: So, wingdings?
twistedsylvan: How did they get that out of the vault
  LRRbot: Unyielding Gatekeeper [1W] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [3/2] | Disguise {1}{W} / When this creature is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
 Bugberry: 3 artifact Tokens with different names.
Grinnin_Gin: EGGsile
 Stormgod519: @Cptasparagus well, if you sac more foods to the second trigger, then yes. but if you only sac to the first trigger, then it doesn't matter
 Stormgod519: yeah...
 Stormgod519: that sounds about right
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Shadowsoflife: as you do
 Cptasparagus: @Stormgod519 yeah I dont have the text in front of me anymore, but I think if you dont sac something to one of the triggers then you dont get any buff
 Cptasparagus: woah that card is wild
 Stormgod519: @Cptasparagus the card says at the end of its effect "where x is the number of tokens sacrificed this turn"
 Stormgod519: woah
 Fruan: uhh
 MegaDosX: Well.
 Stormgod519: *cocks gun* sorry Ben
 MegaDosX: Punishment sent lmao
Shadowsoflife: amazing
 LithelyUnshod: Snitches get stiches
Voidhawk42: "Remember kids, what do snitches get?"
  LRRbot: Sly Requisitioner [4B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | Improvise / Whenever a nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
an_archist2: snitches get 20 points of commander damage
 korvys: Is that card "Slokk's Expertise"? I think it looks like "Stitches" to me 
 Stormgod519: lol
 TheAwkes: Looks like that man's an expert at killing players.
rogerivany: Do we still have servo facts?
 BrowneePointz: Slokk is a very big boy. Nog is not
 Nickiatori: I miss servo facts
imreallybored1991: did you know servos are all names Eustice?
  LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
 Stormgod519: Initiative!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PerfectTacitSalamanderDancingBanana-45XoXS7x9EZNtqTd
 Cptasparagus: I was lambasted by a bunch of DND players for not knowing how to pronounce that the first time
imreallybored1991: i hope they both win in a draw 
 Nickiatori: introducing the initiative when you have the lowest  life total is dangerous
 Sorator13: I think it's Ben, actually 
 BrowneePointz: I only knew how to say it after DnD released their pronunciation audios
 Sorator13: Ulmer, I mean
 Nickiatori: oh my brain red wheelers life total at 24 for some reasonj
 Nickiatori: read*
ThePixelSavage: Ian and Cam could conspire to kill Wheeler with the flashback here 
  LRRbot: Search the Premises [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, investigate.
 BrowneePointz: that’s when I found out it’s Air-uh-coke-ruh
 Stormgod519: oh no...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: that card makes me wanna change Lonis to Bant tbh
 Stormgod519: oh honey...
 Electrodyne: Wait until you hear someone pronounce "Ixitalitl" correctly : D
Derekwillis: My question is who in their playgroup holds so much of a grudge as to attack into that card so much?
 MegaDosX: Wouldn't you discard after Visions?
  r10pez10: !card Tower of Fortunes
  LRRbot: Tower of Fortunes [4] | Artifact | {8}, {T}: Draw four cards.
 Nickiatori: works well with reckless fireweaver
 Stormgod519: oh
 Stormgod519: Smol card
 hidingbox: break out the magnifying glass
n3ther: that art heh
 MegaDosX: These commanders are basically all novels, I love it
 BrowneePointz: @electrodyne Eeesh-ee-tal-ee-thlee?
 MegaDosX: It's also not hallucinogenesist, it's hallucinogeneticist
 BrowneePointz: I don’t know how to phonetically write out the Nahuatl “tl” sound
 Bugberry: @Electrodyne Xolatoyac is another fun name to try pronouncing.
 v_nome: We don't talk about beaver fissions
 NickTheDM: @MegaDosX Admittedly, I was not sure it was even a real word, so I went with the goofy version.
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralEntertainingCheddarBabyRage-891-ZZSiouu74dLc
 MegaDosX: @NickTheDM I don't know if either of them are real words, or even if I spelled them wrong, but it's a fantastic word, so A+ there
  LRRbot: Dining Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
  LRRbot: Billiard Room | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
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 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Slokk only triggers on the first token produced each turn
  LRRbot: Salvaging Station [6] | Artifact | {T}: Return target noncreature artifact card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a creature dies, you may untap this artifact.
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 NickTheDM: just for reference
 BrowneePointz: @bugberry I still get eyebrow raises when I rattle off Matzatlantli like it’s nothing(my greasefang deck runs it)
n3ther: who let wheeler do this
Jadaris: Welcome back to magic Ian, did you have fun casting 3 spells this entire game? 
  LRRbot: Killer Service [2G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.
 MegaDosX: Cam investigates!
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz tɬ
 LithelyUnshod: voiceless alveolar lateral affricate
 Bugberry: so much card draw!
 Stormgod519: man
 Nickiatori: maybe that person who wants it made into a game changer had a point
 MegaDosX: Ian has impacted the game tbf
 jessicatheblack: everything's coming up Ian!
 GasCityGaming: Ian may have done the most damage
 Stormgod519: this is just like the first Bylaw Commander game, Ian got land screwed hard there too
 GasCityGaming: it's close
 MegaDosX: That Fevered Visions damage adds up, and Prisoner's Dilemma was big
 TheWanderingNomad: Huh I'm a little surprised Enor is Temur
 BrowneePointz: @LithelyUnshod oh I know how it’s annotated I just don’t know how to phonetically type it in a way that’s useful for folks
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: woooooow
 tehfewl: forge or scry
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz Fair! You can't, at least not for English-speakers
 BrowneePointz: hence why “thlee” is the closest I could think of via text
 NickTheDM: @TheWanderingNomad honestly Enor is just a wild character to try to put color to.
  LRRbot: Ethereal Investigator [3U] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, investigate X times, where X is the number of opponents you have. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
 Nickiatori: ah mic noises
 Stormgod519: @NickTheDM no kidding
 gualdhar: someone's mic is rubbing a lot, I think Ben Ulmer?
 TheWanderingNomad: @NickTheDM True
 jessicatheblack: Everythings *turns to throw up blood* Copesthetic!
 BrowneePointz: @lithelyunshod I also live in a town with a very large Mexican population including several that still speak some  Nahuatl, and they will also say shortcutting to a T is also just fine
 Stormgod519: mawp...
 GasCityGaming: It's popping, not rubbing i think
 Sorator13: mawp >.<
 gualdhar: maybe not Ben but it's someone
  LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
 Stormgod519: ah
 Stormgod519: yeah, it's popping
 HiCallMeRusty: popping and locking?
 BrowneePointz: anyways, language is fun and interesting
Shadowsoflife: ^
 TheWriterAleph: there are. TWO. SWAMPS.
 Rogue_07: Ben, I did not hear "set" symbol.
  Juliamon: I can see Enor as Temur pretty easily, R/G lends itself to hedonist tropes and blue is well-established as the mind-altering colour
 Stormgod519: oh?
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 Stormgod519: LOL
 MegaDosX: Enor in his Progenitus era?
 circusofkirkus: that's an expensive 2/2
 Stormgod519: Progenitus Arch
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePointz it is
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 HiCallMeRusty: lmao wat
 Nickiatori: its nice it seems kinda like the AFR set symbol
 Nickiatori: Progenitus who
 Cptasparagus: shouldve painted Ian blue for the whole campaign
  LRRbot: Scene of the Crime | Artifact Land — Clue | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
 Rogue_07: Don't worry, Ian, you may have lost Original Enor, but you've still got Extra Crispy Enor
  LRRbot: Roxanne, Starfall Savant [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Druid [4/3] | Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.
 Stormgod519: oh no
Voidhawk42: Rock to the head
 Diabore: wheeler throwing rocks
 Nickiatori: you dont have to wear that dress tonight
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HiCallMeRusty: bonk
 Stormgod519: get stoned!
 MegaDosX: A rock between the eyes
  r10pez10: !addquote (Paul) [Now] Always play to your outs. Your opponent might get hit by a meteor.
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 Diabore: !card transmutation font
  LRRbot: Transmutation Font [5] | Artifact | {T}: Create your choice of a Blood token, a Clue token, or a Food token. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with different names: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Moriok Rigger [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue Rigger [2/2] | Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 Bugberry: Ashnod's Coupon vibe
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: I want an Ashnod's Coupon to be in one of these
 Nickiatori: it isnt a creature type rigger!
agentofsaruman69: wheeler's board lol
 Bugberry: !card ashnod's coupon
  LRRbot: Ashnod's Coupon [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
 NickTheDM: So amusingly I think this is the strongest I’ve ever seen Wheeler’s deck, and we tested it for a while. Turns out he’s a much better eggs pilot than we were.
agentofsaruman69: it looks like 1/4 of that mono blue game with the absolutely inscrutable board state haha
 Stormgod519: lol
Voidhawk42: !card Farewell
  LRRbot: Farewell [4WW] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Exile all artifacts. / • Exile all creatures. / • Exile all enchantments. / • Exile all graveyards.
 Stormgod519: that would be great
 Nickiatori: does wheelers deck have disciple of the vault?
  LRRbot: The Nipton Lottery [2BR] | Sorcery | Choose a creature at random. You gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Then destroy all other creatures.
 Stormgod519: YES!
 MegaDosX: That's hilarious
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: *curb your enthusiasm theme plays*
  r10pez10: it's just like that short story
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have one somewhere.
 Stormgod519: we can just roll a d6 and d7...
 MegaDosX: Including protection Enor
 MegaDosX: Because that doesn't help against a wrath
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Bugberry: Protection doesn't stop Destruction that's not targeted
 BrowneePointz: including enor
 Stormgod519: Enor does die
agentofsaruman69: @Stormgod519 no because then you can't roll 1
 Stormgod519: @agentofsaruman69 eh, dw about it...
 MegaDosX: And now Ian gets the initiative
  r10pez10: unicum
 Stormgod519: Day/Night incoming
 Diabore: welcome back ian
 Stormgod519: someone cast Space Beleren!
 MegaDosX: Between Discover 5 repeatably and the Initiative, these commanders have some /spice/
 MegaDosX: Of course there is
 NickTheDM: Hahaha yeah I may just like playing with mechanics.
 Stormgod519: @NickTheDM its fun, for sure...
  LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
 MegaDosX: !card nipton lottery
  LRRbot: The Nipton Lottery [2BR] | Sorcery | Choose a creature at random. You gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Then destroy all other creatures.
 jacqui_lantern234: yall i have exciting news!!! im gonna be getting my surgery in about 36 hours 
  Juliamon: 
 Stormgod519: @jacqui_lantern234 Ayyyyyy! Congrats!
 NickTheDM: congrat @jacqui_lantern234 !
 jacqui_lantern234: its a good surgery, an elective one
 Stormgod519: Wheeler...
 Dog_of_Myth: Congrats @jacqui_lantern234
  LRRbot: Gluttonous Troll [2BG] | Creature — Troll [3/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. / {1}{G}, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 Stormgod519: wheeler stuck in a canlander mentality lol
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  LRRbot: Blossoming Bogbeast [4G] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life. Then creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
 Nickiatori: we have reached 1v1 initiative time which is where it is most fair
  LRRbot: Runaway Trash-Bot [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/4] | Trample / This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact and/or enchantment card in your graveyard.
 Stormgod519: no Vandalblast?
 Stormgod519: @Nickiatori I beg to differ...
  LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
 Stormgod519: Big pig!
 NickTheDM: …oh! I guess they edited the lists, lol
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 NickTheDM: I thought the basic counts were lower than I remembered.
 NickTheDM: For those who were interested, here is the google drive link with all the cards and deck lists https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Fqa2mOVHXVdhnmhhu6uEGAJj4Dywmomd
 BrowneePointz: my baby deck is a Clues deck so I know exactly what Wheeler is doing
 BrowneePointz: it’s called “the jugging unicycle of death”
 Stormgod519: lol
 BrowneePointz: juggling*
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 Stormgod519: Why do they call it Witch's Oven, when you Ov Witch in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
 Diabore: that was surgical
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 MegaDosX: Gross
 Stormgod519: lol
letsbelgo: that is hoof numbers
  r10pez10: dang
 MegaDosX: Yeah Bogbeast is Hoof adjacent
 BrowneePointz: and this is why engine decks in commander can be very scary
zer0klls:  
 Stormgod519: Liar!
  r10pez10: unicum!
 MegaDosX: Wheeler!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: it looks like they do nothing, until they do *everything*
zer0klls: i want that commander card
 Stormgod519: !please
 NickTheDM: Oh hell yeah, guess they’re running it back.
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 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: gotta get 2 games in
  r10pez10: !ck
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 Stormgod519: I should make my dinner, ay?
 Stormgod519: !advice
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  Juliamon: Only been 90 minutes, plenty of time for a second (to go 4 hours)
 Stormgod519: which is basically how the first Bylaw commander game went lol
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 KaleidoscopeMind: are we listening to king xicor?
 Stormgod519: Ben and Ben...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Stormgod519: well, he's got one drink
 RockPusher: Saddleback the Zwack?
 BrowneePointz: zda rovia?
superdude097: Sláinte
  LRRbot: Brainstone [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
 RockPusher: Wheeler!
 Sorator13: WHEELER
 Stormgod519: Wheeler...
  LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
 Just_Herby: Wheeler 
rogerivany: I was taking a shot and saw Wheeler also taking a shot.
 MegaDosX: WHEELER
 Stormgod519: oh my god
 Stormgod519: Wheeler!
  LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 NotCainNorAbel: WHEELER!
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 Sorator13: WHEELERRRR
 RockPusher: 
 Stormgod519: just gamble the land
 Stormgod519: guess the land Wheeler
 RockPusher: 
  LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
  LRRbot: Spare Supplies [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmokyFilthyCougarDoubleRainbow-mUHxqtaKh45GEOM4
 RockPusher: 
 Stormgod519: oh Ben
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Stormgod519: Pineapple is so good!
 pleonasticTautology: pineapple? in british columbia? is this a psych reference?
 Stormgod519: LOL
  LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 Stormgod519: hey, dont read the 10 Shock Lands out of context, they all sound like they could be something else...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: He's Brainstoning wrong!
 Sorator13: have you tapped your brain stone.. skeebap, bedop, dowap
 Stormgod519: blood crypt, overgrown tomb, godless shrine, stomping ground...
  LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
 Stormgod519: Floues!
 korvys: Animated suit
 RockPusher: "Legend has it that in 1790, Dr. Zwack, physician to the Imperial Court, first offered a sip… who,upon tasting it, exclaimed (in German), 'Das ist ein Unikum!' ('This is unique!')."
 Stormgod519: oh nooooo
 NickTheDM: The Mr.Sausage card I had in development was “Legendary Artifact Creature-Food Horror”
 Stormgod519: YO!
 Bugberry: Also from Ravnica
 MegaDosX: Wow
 MegaDosX: A Nephilim
 tehfewl: me in college
  LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: it’s my fave after ink treader
 korvys: !card Yore-tiller
  LRRbot: Yore-Tiller Nephilim [WUBR] | Creature — Nephilim [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
 Stormgod519: BORF!
  LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
 pleonasticTautology: is it?
 Bugberry: Doesn't it say "another creature"?
 Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology no, dimir...
 BrowneePointz: @bugberry it does not
 Stormgod519: oh that's sweet
 Stormgod519: smol card
  LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
   LoadingReadyRun:  a little disappointed that the Mr.Sausage cards don't have the "dog" creature type. Dog is in the name! 
  LRRbot: Breeches, the Blastmaker [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/3] | Menace / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.
 Stormgod519: hey wait a minute...
 NickTheDM: He’s not a detective but he is a goblin, so Nog would trigger.
 Rogue_07: Don't knock Slokk or he'll clean your clock
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian didn't lose life during Ben or Wheeler's turns. It is EACH end step, right?
 Rogue_07: You know, like Wheeler did last game
  LRRbot: Floodhound [U] | Creature — Elemental Dog [1/2] | {3}, {T}: Investigate.
 Stormgod519: DOG
 pleonasticTautology: dog!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 NickTheDM: He did get stabbed several times before he died, so a reasonable toughness seemed right.
 gualdhar: he looks like he's wearing Vault 13 robes
 NickTheDM: Reminder that Partner With tutors your deck
Chesul: that sounds right, Nog getting knocked out by his own action figure.
  LRRbot: Ezrim, Agency Chief [1WWUU] | Legendary Creature — Archon Detective [5/5] | Flying / When Ezrim enters, investigate twice. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Ezrim gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or hexproof until end of turn.
 Stormgod519: jeez
 Stormgod519: it looks sweet
  LRRbot: Roxanne, Starfall Savant [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Druid [4/3] | Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.
 Stormgod519: 5/5 flier that can just protect itself or make it an even better attacker
 Nickiatori: Ezrim was an absolute bomb in limited
 Stormgod519: @Nickiatori no kidding
 NickTheDM: I’m impressed that Cam cast the Nephilim without Rin’s help.
 Stormgod519: pfft
 MegaDosX: Good lord Wheeler
  LRRbot: Buried Treasure [2] | Artifact — Treasure | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Nickiatori: yeah dog we go flow
 NickTheDM: I did put Pack Rat in the “sideboard” so you’d have a copy handy, not sure if those got put together.
 MegaDosX: It's arguably the least exciting of the Ikoria ultimatums but it's still pretty good
  LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
kingrilz3rd: !card slokk, golgari gumshoe
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  LRRbot: Leyline Prowler [1BG] | Creature — Nightmare Beast [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
 pleonasticTautology: thinking about that deck tech crapshot with relentless rats
kingrilz3rd: srry just got here who are these commanders?
 pleonasticTautology: they're based on the d&d characters these 4 players played
superdude097: @kingrilz3rd Their Bylaw & Order characters
KeytarCat: Custom commanders from a Dice Friends D&D campaign
 pleonasticTautology: so they're ravnicans
 ShaneLeeAtk: !card kodamas reach
  LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Tangletrove Kelp [5UU] | Artifact Creature — Clue Plant [6/6] | Ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, other Clues you control become 6/6 Plant creatures in addition to their other types until end of turn. / {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
kingrilz3rd: ooo cool
jasaproxy: Kelp!
 Cptasparagus: dont give the initiative to the snitch
 BrowneePointz: CraterWhomst
drcthulu: clue bat
nyoomgoom: i guess that's what they mean when they say "get a clue"
jasaproxy: Moonterhoof is my favorite
 Cptasparagus: can you show valencia on the reader
jasaproxy: "how did you die?" "I was punched by kelp"
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  LRRbot: Bite Down on Crime [3G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. This spell costs {2} less to cast if evidence was collected. / Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
 TheAwkes: Fighting crime with crime.
  LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
jasaproxy: that john avon forest is my favorite card I own (I have a foil onslaught)
 Stormgod519: Im back. power randomly went out over here
  LRRbot: Wizard's Rockets [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana in any combination of colors. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
 Stormgod519: Watch those Wiz Rockets!
 Cptasparagus: ty
 Bugberry: Valencia DOES say another, earlier I thought she triggered when she entered, but she doesn't.
 Stormgod519: it sure does
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 circusofkirkus: token "card"
 Diabore: and trample
  LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Pig
jasaproxy: Sometimes reading the card explains the card
 Stormgod519: oop
 NickTheDM: The Ilharg is the one in the deck, it wasn’t meant to be in the actual list.
 MegaDosX: That's chapter two
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 Stormgod519: Nice
 MegaDosX: So uh. Bracket one, huh? 
 Stormgod519: Oop
 Stormgod519: @MegaDosX it replaces them
 Stormgod519: so yes it can be
 circusofkirkus: it's also not a token, it's a card
 MegaDosX: I know, I'm mostly kidding
 Stormgod519: you replace each nonbasic lol
 NickTheDM: No worries, it was in the sideboard like Fblthp is for Ben’s
 circusofkirkus: so this is Bracket 4 right
 Stormgod519: no
 Stormgod519: but I see what ya mean lol
 MegaDosX: These are still probably bracket 1 decks
 NickTheDM: the last step is the text of a card called “From the Ashes”
 MegaDosX: But there's some power in here so idk
pebis_oce: !decks
 Stormgod519: I mean
drcthulu: Ignorance is pig
 TheAwkes: If you don't run enough basics, it's your own fault. 
 Stormgod519: bracket 1 doesnt mean weak
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reading the card does something, but where's the fun in that?
pebis_oce: bwaa
 Musicsquid: bracket comedy is my new favorite commander player affectation
 Stormgod519: B1 is a showcase, it doesn't need to be weak to be that
 MegaDosX: I also don't think it matters what brackets since I doubt these decks are likely to play against decks other than each other
drcthulu: big pig
 Stormgod519: @MegaDosX yeah
 MegaDosX: !card yore tiller nephilik
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
jasaproxy: I always have removal, or at least 15.1515% of the time I do
drcthulu: he could just choose the death toucher
 MegaDosX: !card yore tiller nephilim
  LRRbot: Yore-Tiller Nephilim [WUBR] | Creature — Nephilim [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
 Stormgod519: yore tiller, my tiller
frank_the_great: Man, I just got here, and these life totals are wild
 InfiniTokens: Wow, just noticed Cameron has the OG InfiniTokens, the design from 6 years ago
 NickTheDM: These were designed before brackets were a thing, but I’d guess it’s a 2. They’re a little focused to be 1s.
 Cptasparagus: no, YOUR tiller nephillim
 pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens from what i can tell, those are the ones that're kept at the moonbase
 MegaDosX: Well that happens first main
 circusofkirkus: deathtouch!
 Stormgod519: yeah hold on
 hidingbox: Don't have to, but I think I will
 MegaDosX: Ian still untaps and draws first
an_archist2: forced to wipe
 Stormgod519: do your beginning phase Ian
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jasaproxy: rip the kelp
 InfiniTokens: @pleonasticTautology Happy to see them still kickin'!
 MegaDosX: Ilharg knows only violence
 Fruan: State based actions aren't checked in the middle of the effect so nothing dies before it gets to punch back, right?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Creatures don't die until after the ability resolves. They do damage even if they're about to die.
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 MegaDosX: Enters tapped and attacking
 Bugberry: don't they deal damage back as part of the effect resolving?
 NickTheDM: so it’s based on a card called Alpha Brawl and supposedly they actually do die in the middle.
 Stormgod519: oh i see
 Stormgod519: very cool
 MegaDosX: "The two parts of Alpha Brawl’s effect happen sequentially: first the targeted creature deals damage, then the other creatures deal damage. State-based actions aren’t checked in the middle, so creatures that are dealt lethal damage by the targeted creature will still deal damage. (2011-01-22)"
 MegaDosX: From Alpha brawl
 Bugberry: @NickTheDM I was thinking it was based on the Tracker ability.
 MegaDosX: !card alpha brawl
  LRRbot: Alpha Brawl [6RR] | Sorcery | Target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to each other creature that player controls, then each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to that creature.
Chesul: So, in this case, it's just a 6/6
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Armored Scrapgorger [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [0/3] | This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.
 MegaDosX: I think it's possible they've moved too far past the saga trigger but technically Ilharg should be dead I think
 NickTheDM: Im pretty confident it lives, which was the intent of the card.
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: I think the intent is to make it live
 MegaDosX: Then fair enough
 Stormgod519: yeah
Chesul: @MegaDosX I believe it was an "Ilhard deals damage, then any remaining creatures deal damage back".
 Bugberry: @NickTheDM Gatherer says for Alpha Brawl that the creatures survive in the iddle.
 Stormgod519: you go off that
 MegaDosX: It's not often you can ask the designer their intent though
  LRRbot: Case of the Filched Falcon [U] | Enchantment — Case | When this Case enters, investigate. / To solve — You control three or more artifacts. / Solved — {2}{U}, Sacrifice this Case: Put four +1/+1 counters on target noncreature artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Bird creature with flying in addition to its other types.
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry but its fine since the intention of this custom card is that they only fight back if they live
frank_the_great: Death of the author, play it as written 
 Stormgod519: that's what they were saying
   LoadingReadyRun: If ilharg is a token, how does he go back into Ian's library
 Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun he goes back in, and then ceases to exist
 Bugberry: @Stormgod519 sure, I'm just pointing out that Alpha Brawl's first Gatherer ruling specifically addresses that.
jasaproxy: pupper!
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry yeah, fair enough
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe that a template that would follow the intent would be "Target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to each other creature that player controls, WHEN IT DOES each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to that creature."
  LRRbot: Lich-Knights' Conquest [4B] | Sorcery | Sacrifice any number of artifacts, enchantments, and/or tokens. Return that many creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy this card
 djalternative: it's conjure though, right? So ilharg would be a full card and can move to all game zones
 Stormgod519: @Dread_Pirate_Westley sort of. I'd probably add a clause mentioning "if any creatures don't die this way, they deal their power to..."
 Stormgod519: @djalternative no I think its a token
 InfiniTokens: Junk, food and a rock. He's a collector.
 Bugberry: @Stormgod519 that's what I was thinking. It's possible to word effects to care about creatures that survive damage.
 MegaDosX: m o n k e
  LRRbot: Kibo, Uktabi Prince [2G] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Noble [2/2] | {T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life." / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey. / Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact of their choice.
 Stormgod519: @Bugberry yeah. its tricky
jasaproxy: munkeh!
 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun ”Token Card” is the same wording as Gunk, if I remember correctly. But if I messed that up then it’s nbd.
 Stormgod519: Banan!
 pleonasticTautology: ook
 InfiniTokens: guess what token they never printed?
verzegnassicaio: @loadingreadyrun Helloeveryone and chat! GO KIBO
 MegaDosX: It's monkeys and eggs, this is the most Wheeler deck I've ever seen
 djalternative: the monkey we saw concieved on other magic cards
 RockPusher: 
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: It's conjured
 MegaDosX: You said what?
 Stormgod519: lol
 pleonasticTautology: izzet a hot dog?
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 Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology no, iz a sausage
NeoGabi: 
 hotgreenflames: hi chat, did wheeler draw off the rocket sac?
 InfiniTokens: Oh my, Ben
 Cptasparagus: who up electrostaticing their turbodog
 pleonasticTautology: @Stormgod519 🤝
 NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Ben I actually double checked, Gunk is in fact a sorcery token card. It’s both!
 MegaDosX: !card the gunky runner
  LRRbot: The Gunky Runner [5B] | Legendary Creature — Slug Gamer [5/5] | Ew-minance — When The Gunky Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, shuffle three Gunk cards into each opponent's library. / Whenever an opponent loses life, they shuffle that many Gunk cards into their library. / Ready to run
jasaproxy: Seth Rogen's Sausage Party Secret Lair
 pleonasticTautology: @jasaproxy 10 psychic damage
jasaproxy: XD
 MegaDosX: And Gunk Slug has the reminder text about Gunk that "Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling 4"
 couchboyj: Yeah, he's trampling civilization back
 Bugberry: Flattening the City
 NickTheDM: Ilharg burns everything down and then you come back “From the Ashes”
 Stormgod519: Enor came out? good for them!
 NickTheDM: !card From the Ashes
  LRRbot: From the Ashes [3R] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonbasic lands. For each land destroyed this way, its controller may search their library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.
 pleonasticTautology: snaaaake, a snaaaaaake
DoomBringerIL: what is this game?
DoomBringerIL: what are those cards??
 Stormgod519: Magic the Gathering
superdude097: Custom cards
 Stormgod519: lol
 pleonasticTautology: @DoomBringerIL they're based on characters and concepts from the ravnica-set D&D campaign these players were in
 Stormgod519: how that work with token doublers...
 pleonasticTautology: and kathleen was the DM
 Bugberry: There is an Un commander from Unfinity that makes tokens into nontokens.
PhuzNutz: Illegal deck, DQ'ed
 UnknownFriday: Just had the thought that King Xycor and the War Boar need to throw a party called The End Rave.
DoomBringerIL: ohhhh.... i was like wtf i don;t know any of these cards
 RockPusher: Ben "has numbers" gineering
 InfiniTokens: But it was a beautiful mushroom drawing LIUL
DoomBringerIL: @RockPusher not an engineer btw!
 MegaDosX: We;ve just been discussing that
 circusofkirkus: it's a token card
 circusofkirkus: so it persists
 NickTheDM: It’s a token card so it still gets its death trigger to go in the deck
 MegaDosX: So it can then go into the library
superdude097: So it's trigger should happen
 MegaDosX: Yeah the god eternal clause
 Bugberry: Ilharg, honorary God Eternal
 NickTheDM: Look I had to include two arena cases to give Ben’s deck critical mass, so I might as well use Arena wording. Lol
 circusofkirkus: goodbye ilharg
 circusofkirkus: we barely knew ye
DoomBringerIL: i wouldn't mind getting shroomed... always down 4 that
 djalternative: if ian can get the saga again, he can have TWO ilhargs
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
superdude097: Card reader please?
 MegaDosX: Is it nonland card or nonland permanent?
  LRRbot: Chain Reaction [2RR] | Sorcery | Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
 NickTheDM: @djalternative If Ian can get the data again something has gone terribly wrong.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm having trouble chatting.  Is it coming through in this channel?
 NickTheDM: *saga
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ok, ty all.
 couchboyj: And Ian has that on layaway to caste again.
 InfiniTokens: Did I hear coffee and pineapple...?
 InfiniTokens: CANADIANS: What color is your cream soda?
 RockPusher: 
 Diabore: a&w best fast food
 Stormgod519: @InfiniTokens cream colored?
 MrPipboy3000: We used to have A&W's down in the states ... they retreated across the border ... smart
 MegaDosX: WOAH
 Stormgod519: well that's fun
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Bugberry: @MrPipboy3000 there are some down here in Texas, unless you mean the other border.
  LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
 NickTheDM: remember that Ben’s version is a copy and so Ian still has one on layaway as well.
 MegaDosX: So that's also a bounceland Cam
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 InfiniTokens: @Stormgod519 Depending on where in Canada, cream soda might be bright pink.
 MegaDosX: Oh shit Conspiracy Unraveler
 NickTheDM: The Last Arby’s is actually a reference to Enigma of the Startunnels.
  LRRbot: Conspiracy Unraveler [5UU] | Creature — Sphinx Detective [6/6] | Flying / You may collect evidence 10 rather than pay the mana cost for spells you cast.
jasaproxy: I must know; why Arby's is does not have red?
 MegaDosX: Lands also don't help for evidence
 MegaDosX: Since it's total mana value
jasaproxy: why does not* my brain is slow at night
 Bugberry: I like Arbys
 InfiniTokens: New Arby's Tagline: "It's fine."
 NickTheDM: There may have been other Arby’s references, but it was an actual location the players went to in Enigma.
 Cyborg_Huey: Wait, isn't Cam a veterinarian? Arby's like all meat here in the states
  LRRbot: Mines of Moria | Legendary Land | Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.
 Cyborg_Huey: *vegetarian
  LRRbot: Peregrin Took [2G] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Citizen [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional Food token are created instead. / Sacrifice three Foods: Draw a card.
  Juliamon: autocowrecked
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon Stealing that one, thank you so much
  LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When this creature enters, create two Food tokens. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
Karzoni_: i just tuned in and saw everyones hp but cameron's last, excited to see what happened on the vod lmao
 InfiniTokens: Badger badger Badger badger
  LRRbot: Transmutation Font [5] | Artifact | {T}: Create your choice of a Blood token, a Clue token, or a Food token. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with different names: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 TheAwkes: Nando's food tokens for the Peregrine/Perri Perri joke?
 NickTheDM: Slokk says Trans Fonts.
 Stormgod519: lol
 djalternative: what's the specific trans font?
 Mattmitchell45: It's just The Vault cards all the way down
 pleonasticTautology: pounce de leijon?
 InfiniTokens: "I'm too analog to get it"
NeoGabi: Sorry, I heard my name?
 Mattmitchell45: Or The Big Score
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: lol 󠀀
 pleonasticTautology: gog this actually reminds me
 ArdCollider: lol
 RockPusher: 
 pleonasticTautology: ian, transfemmes use rust
 fcloud: ponce de leon, constantly on
Lawblades: I feel so seen
 InfiniTokens: Kathleen's HA from off-screen was great.
 randombillfolds: C++ or Rust?
 RockPusher: 
 hotgreenflames: unless  you have extra tokens effects, the font only makes Juan token
MirrorDisco: ha ha!
Sundrall: You mean Swift?
 RockPusher: Rust is the Mozilla language, Go is the Google language (among others)
 pleonasticTautology: one of the greater seattle polycules uses rust
Lawblades: hotgreenflames *snaps fingers*
 MegaDosX: Cruel Ultimatum?
jasaproxy: Go old school and teach em Pascal
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
 Stormgod519: oh wow
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 Stormgod519: cruel ultimatum
 Gekyouryuu: any time programming languages come up, I remember the Drew Carey show joke "I don't want to admit that something called "Real Basic" is too complicated for me."
 NickTheDM: Holy shit the ultimatum hard cast.
 NickTheDM: Rin is just getting styled on.
 Stormgod519: Yore-Tiller, My-Tiller
 Joecool190: wheeler also took the initiative from Ian right?
superdude097: Yore-Tiller goes to hand, right? Not battlefield
 hotgreenflames: literally cards of Yore
Lawblades: that is the flagship of battleship magic plays
 Diabore: not justboomers enjoy cruel ultimatum now, it was in thu8nder junction too
 hotgreenflames: both of cam's cards get Yore cards back
  LRRbot: Covenant of Minds [4U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent may choose to put those cards into your hand. If they don't, put those cards into your graveyard and draw five cards.
Lawblades: hotgreenflames *snaps fingers even harder(
jasaproxy: Noragami S3 when?!
superdude097: Cruel Ultimatum brings the creature card to hand, right?
an_archist2: ian gets all those cards
 NickTheDM: i feel like there’s something beautiful about playing the color fixer *after* the ultimatum
Skye_Stryke: Ian entirely misread covenant lol
 Jaolen: yeah reread covenant
 pleonasticTautology: each!?
 Stormgod519: each
 fcloud: "hallucinogeneticist"
 pleonasticTautology: adam savadan saying "EACH!?" is a wav file that lives in my brain
 pleonasticTautology: @fcloud karkat?
 pleonasticTautology: (jokes)
jasaproxy: But I want it
 MegaDosX: @pleonasticTautology "What do you mean it says /each/?!?"
ObsoleteContact: you didnt need to remind me of noragami. I hadnt thought those sad thoughts in years
 NickTheDM: @pleonasticTautology I see you are also familiar with the ancient texts. That may have been part of why I phrased it that way.
 fcloud: if hallucinogeneticist isnt a class in some nethack variant, i'll eat my hat
 pleonasticTautology: @NickTheDM hehehehe. i mean. my name *is* camelCase
  LRRbot: Breeches, the Blastmaker [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/3] | Menace / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.
 Mattmitchell45: Should I watch Noragami?
jasaproxy: It was a fun show, I'd recommend it if you like shounen
 fcloud: breeches is related to mentos? or just a coincidence
 InfiniTokens: "I'll play three mana to play this hot dog" was not a phrase I was expecting, or a card i knew of.
ObsoleteContact: @jasaproxy amazing music tho
 Stormgod519: on a friday night...
 NickTheDM: ”How come Breeches’ mom lets him have two hot dogs?”
jasaproxy: @ObsoleteContact 100%!
 pleonasticTautology: if you raise the price of of the f*cking hot dog, costco's founder will kill you
  LRRbot: Academy Manufactor [3] | Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker [1/3] | If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 Stormgod519: well
 pleonasticTautology: well
 HorusFive: 12 minutes, eh?
 NickTheDM: I trust wheeler to pilot this briskly.
 hotgreenflames: back on the Transmutation Font: they sure did sell those voyages as being able to make clues or treasures, but really only seemed to make Blood
 fcloud: man between the hot dogs and the blood sausage, this commander game is *meaty*
jasaproxy: And the Arbys
 Stormgod519: could say its a sausage party...
  LRRbot: Servo Schematic [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
 fcloud: right?
rogerivany: I didn't hear any servo facts.
 NickTheDM: @fcloud There are 9 different hot dog mana rocks between the decks.
 hotgreenflames: yeah the Egg man getting manufactor... this ones not gonna be too long i fear
  LRRbot: Armix, Filigree Thrasher [2B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem [3/2] | Whenever Armix attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard. / Partner
 Stormgod519: makin a servo!
 fcloud: cameron "back to 3 life" lauder
 Stormgod519: get a shock!
 Stormgod519: please
 NickTheDM: As we approach the end of the game, here is a link to all the deck details and custom cards again https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Tkoo6Tl835RcVGePUWiImXxeeONtKgv-
 Stormgod519: YES
 Stormgod519: awwww
 Stormgod519: I disagree
 hidingbox: it kind of is though
 Stormgod519: it's gona get into highlights
drcthulu: Kill wheeler
 Stormgod519: pfft
 pleonasticTautology: wait the taco bell isn't in nanaimo anymore!?
 Stormgod519: Taco Bell is overrated. I said it
 Diabore: taco bell so bad
drcthulu: no taco bell is strange
drcthulu: but I also don't like taco bell
 Stormgod519: @Diabore thank you!
 Orestes290: Arby gave to Oompaloompa, meh
seanmrwick: where do we find the decklists for the bylaw and order commander decks
 idontgetmyrealname: sheesh I blanked and forgot this was happening
 Cptasparagus: taco bell is the truth
rogerivany: I don't know if we have an Arby's here.  I'm not going to find out.  I don't think we have a Taco Bell.
 Stormgod519: @seanmrwick nice just posted them
 djalternative: have you been to the taco bells with alcohol though?
 pleonasticTautology: @NickTheDM @seanmrwick
 Nigouki: do you at least have a combination Dairy Queen and Tim's?
 Diabore: @seanmrwick will be released after stream iirc, still some secrets
 MrPipboy3000: Taco Johns is the REAL treasure.  Potato Oles are life altering
 Stormgod519: Amazing
seanmrwick: @Stormgod519 thanks!
 hotgreenflames:   
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  LRRbot: Bloodboil Sorcerer [3R] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Crown of Madness — {1}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Goad target creature.
 pleonasticTautology: i won a trip to the taco bell test kitchen in 2019
 Stormgod519: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Tkoo6Tl835RcVGePUWiImXxeeONtKgv-?usp=sharing here's the decklists from Nick
 pleonasticTautology: i got to eat the naked chicken chalupa before anyone else
drcthulu: bigsuggie LOL
RavagerMaths: I was trying to google these commanders for way too long before I realised.
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Mattmitchell45: Shaman kindred slowly coming up
 Bugberry: there's lots of jobs that have inconsistent subtypes. Like Witches being Wizards and Shamans.
 NickTheDM: @RavagerMaths I’m going to take that as a complement. Thank you!
 hotgreenflames: baja blast IN TACO BELL is different
 Bugberry: and Warlocks
 InfiniTokens: Don't tell Logan, I've never tried Baja Blast
 pleonasticTautology: i also bought 250-300 12-packs of baja blast zero last year
  Pharmacistjudge: I'm telling
  LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
jasaproxy: mmm salt
 tehfewl: or both!
 couchboyj: Baja Blast is a fountain only drink.  Canned / bottled is not the same.
 Stormgod519: Ive never tried Baja Blast
 Mattmitchell45: It's a little herbal in fun ways
 hotgreenflames: soda machines have more carbonation than the cans
outlinegoose: 
 Stormgod519: that was a good target Ian
 pleonasticTautology: it's our FAVORITE soda.
 Diabore: putting them on baja blast here
 idontgetmyrealname: @couchboyj agreed
  Pharmacistjudge: So that means you drink a case daily.
 pleonasticTautology: I'm currently between religions
 fcloud: that's what you call getting baja blasted
  Pharmacistjudge: approximately
 Stormgod519: lol
RavagerMaths: Basic island should be a game changer. (this is a funny and original joke)
seanmrwick: you're not missing much on the Malort thing
 pleonasticTautology: oh it was *not* a lifetime supply BUT i did bring one on a plane to france
seanmrwick: and this is coming from a Chicagoan
  LRRbot: Aberrant Mind Sorcerer [4U] | Creature — Human Elf Shaman [3/4] | Psionic Spells — When this creature enters, choose target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard, then roll a d20. / 1—9 | You may put that card on top of your library. / 10—20 | Return that card to your hand.
adept_nekomancer: Baja Blast is as good a religion as any.
 Stormgod519: ayyyy
 ProcyonFlynn: "I hope that's a lifetime supply" [Threatening/Positive]
 pleonasticTautology: (also i'm working on converting to judaism)
 hotgreenflames: if you plan correctly, any amount of a food or drink CAN be a lifetime supply 
 InfiniTokens: @seanmrwick More lije 'dodging a bullet' with Malort
  Pharmacistjudge: Like Logan doesn't even go that hard
 NotCainNorAbel: !storm
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge I mean my fiancée also drank a bunch of it
 Stormgod519: nat 1
 Geldaran: Sins agains the Bell send you to Taco Hell.
 djalternative: yo quiero taco bell
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 169
seanmrwick: @InfiniTokens precisely
 idontgetmyrealname: i'm being sily and grabbing Gonti in pack three of this draft, how screwed am I?
  Pharmacistjudge: ok, half a case daily is actually far more reasonable
  LRRbot: Final-Word Phantom [2U] | Creature — Spirit Detective [1/4] | Flash / Flying / During each opponent's end step, you may cast spells as though they had flash.
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seanmrwick: I mean...I've seen recipes for a margarita with baja blast and margarita mix and....it's very questionable
 pleonasticTautology: yes, 6
 pleonasticTautology: i don't drink coffee or tea!
 pleonasticTautology: and i can't do corn syrup so i have to drink the zero-sugar
 pleonasticTautology: it is, yes
 Stormgod519: boofing?
 Stormgod519: 40 grams...
 djalternative: 40 kilos of caffiene
an_archist2: forty grahams of caffeine
  LRRbot: Wojek Investigator [2W] | Creature — Angel Detective [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate once for each opponent who has more cards in hand than you.
 pleonasticTautology: can someone clip their reaction to how much i drink baja blast please
 pleonasticTautology: clipping hasn't been working for me
 Stormgod519: 40 grams of caffeine alongside your 50 gram edible...
 Nigouki: if you keep this up please donate your body to science so that we can see if your kidneys have been dyed the baja color
oneala: is 40 grams near the LD50 on caffeine??
 pleonasticTautology: @Nigouki my kidney function is really deece actually
 MegaDosX: lmaooooo
  Pharmacistjudge: i'm actively calculating the half life of asparatame and the LD50 of aspartame
 MegaDosX: Next active player
 pleonasticTautology: i'm trans! i get SO MUCH bloodwork done
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler if you pay for my ferry ticket i'll bring some up from seattle
 GasCityGaming: well usually the Vodka is the worst part
 NotCainNorAbel: LD50 is 10-14g depending on body weight and tolerance; so 40g is likely a bad way to the last sleep
 ProcyonFlynn: Gotta tell the story - worked as a Carnie a few years.  The soda dispenser machines can be adjusted to increase the concentration of soda syrup.  Our stand sold x3 Mountain Dew, and it still freaks me out.
superdude097: Servo lives?
AtrusOfMyst: You'll be riding giant sandworms across the dunes with that much Baja Blast
oneala: @notcainnorabel just gonna make your heart literally beat out of your chest!
superdude097: Ben moved it off to the side
adept_nekomancer: Of course the servo lives... we can't let poor Eustace die.
 NotCainNorAbel: @oneala if you even make it that long
 idontgetmyrealname: @ProcyonFlynn i need this in my life
  Pharmacistjudge: oh wait, bajablast fountain and canned have different sweeteners!  canned has sucralose and fountain has aspartame
 tehfewl: WPA is a messed up card, and i love it
 dumbo3k: Honestly, I love Kraulumbo's return mechanic as "One More Thing"
 InfiniTokens: I'll trade Baja Blast for some of those No name party Mix bags
 NickTheDM: ”I wish this was a real card” is high praise. Thank you, Wheeler.
  LRRbot: Kami of Industry [4R] | Creature — Spirit [3/6] | When this creature enters, return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 MegaDosX: o o k
superdude097: Ben should still have his Servo
 Dog_of_Myth: Yassifed Kraulumbo is a phrase I wasn't expecting tonight
 Stormgod519: god
 Geldaran: Funny... there was a broken soda fountain at my local Taco Bell growing up, and we figured out if you dispensed it right we got just Syrup. that was a bad night. ::chuckle::
 RockPusher: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  When I was a kid I made a coffee cake with 2 cups of instant coffee powder instead of 2 cups of *prepared* coffee 😵
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge oh that's good to know, thank you
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun OH NO
 Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun oh no...
 MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Oh dear
   LoadingReadyRun: we called it Stay Awake Cake
adept_nekomancer: The coffee-est of cakes.
  LRRbot: Flamewar, Brash Veteran [1BR] (back: Flamewar, Streetwise Operative) | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [3/2] | More Than Meets the Eye {B}{R} / Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Flamewar and convert it. Activate only as a sorcery. / {1}, Discard your hand: Put all exiled cards you own with intel counters on them into your hand.
drcthulu: @Geldaran reminds me of doing day camps and having mcdonalds orange syrup chugging contests, that stuff was nasty
 Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun is that the part 2 of that commodore hustle episode?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge it seems like you woudl wish you were dead well before you would take the big sleep
 Stormgod519: the concentrated coffee ep?
  LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
  LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
 NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun coffee pudding?
 Stormgod519: ah, classic counterspell
 RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun I… I kinda want a piece of that cake…
 NickTheDM: Holy Moley, Paul. Thats a wild cake
 InfiniTokens: Kathleen has a dagger raised to make an authentic blood token
Dunnston: "less is more!"
  LRRbot: Covenant of Minds [4U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent may choose to put those cards into your hand. If they don't, put those cards into your graveyard and draw five cards.
   LoadingReadyRun: it was good cake  (in small pieces)
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler i @-ed you on bsky
 Stormgod519: command beacon...
 Athelgar: ummm
 Stormgod519: Card Reader?
  LRRbot: Command Beacon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.
 hotgreenflames: is there a "3 genders" bit in Transmutation font?
 hotgreenflames: tag yourself, i'm Blood
  Pharmacistjudge: rough estimate of sucralose in a can of baja blast is about 40mg.  so even 12 cans is 480mg.  considering the daily safe amount of 5mg/kg body weight.  so a dozen cans daily is safe if you weigh ~212 lbs
 Stormgod519: right...
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge last weigh-in was 355
oneala: @pharmacistjudge this is the content I come here for.
 pleonasticTautology: (been losing weight!)
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Orestes290: Avoiding a depression, also a win
  Pharmacistjudge: it's a slow day in the pharmacy
an_archist2: agency chick
 NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge That seems like a reachable level for way too many people.
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  LRRbot: Ezrim, Agency Chief [1WWUU] | Legendary Creature — Archon Detective [5/5] | Flying / When Ezrim enters, investigate twice. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Ezrim gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or hexproof until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Piper Wright, Publick Reporter [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 InfiniTokens: @Pharmacistjudge I like that it was "per kg" but you ended it with "lbs"
 Diabore: mushroom mushroom, badger badger badger
 Cyborg_Huey: a snake! a snake!
  Pharmacistjudge: @InfiniTokens i know my audience
  LRRbot: Resonance Technician [3{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Weird Detective [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, investigate twice. / {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.
 hotgreenflames:   
 Diabore: thats a weird detective
 MegaDosX: Ben you shuffle your library
 Redbassist: 
 NickTheDM: There are in fact a limited number of detectives to work with at time of construction.
 MegaDosX: Throne of the Dead Three shuffles your library, doesn't put the non chosen cards on the bottom
benjamin_wheeler: it doesn’t matter
 MegaDosX: Yeah fair
 hotgreenflames:   
 RockPusher: 
 Redbassist: 
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 definenull: well then
nyoomgoom: mirror universe version
 hotgreenflames:    
 pleonasticTautology: HAH
   LoadingReadyRun: If you have enough detectives, they solve *all* the cases by killing everyone
 Diabore: you can do it twice ben for 14, both commanders have the ability
 pleonasticTautology: good game!
 Stormgod519: GGs
 RockPusher:    
 definenull: if only the detectives remain, all cases a vacuously solved?
Dunnston: These themed decks are amazing
 MrPipboy3000: Snitches give stiches ...
Dunnston: Were they all based on bylaw and order?
 NotCainNorAbel: 5000 - this was fun; hope to see these again so day
 NickTheDM: Augovin and Hriday are in Slokk’s deck
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 Stormgod519: this was amazing
 definenull: OINO?
 Stormgod519: Snak!
 iris_of_ether: Snak!
 MegaDosX: Protection from tokens is interesting
 Stormgod519: ayyyy
 Stormgod519: I love it
 korvys: And he has Dice Friend
 Stormgod519: that's awesome
 Stormgod519: oh, the centipede...
 definenull: HA
 Stormgod519: wow that card art
 NickTheDM: I wanted to include a few non-Bylaw cards and Snak was a goblin so it worked.
 RockPusher: Mommipede
Dunnston: So cool
 MegaDosX: Savage Smash but on a rock
 Stormgod519: yes
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 Stormgod519: he sent a link a few times
 Stormgod519: @NickTheDM THANK YOU!!!
pipshardfour: wheeler love the hair
 pleonasticTautology: thanks nick!
Xafty: @NickTheDM you rule!
 Diabore: hart
drcthulu: can you post the links again?
oneala: @nickthedm great work!
 WiJohn: Good nonsense Nick
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 RockPusher: Wackymander lots of fun 
 NickTheDM: Here is that link again and I’ll also be posting it in the discord https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Tkoo6Tl835RcVGePUWiImXxeeONtKgv-
drcthulu: thanks @NickTheDM great work
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 Sorator13: wait, they're picky now?
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 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: a friend just gifted me Balatro...
 Stormgod519: a few days ago
 MrPipboy3000: @Stormgod519 Thats not a friend, thats a drug dealer
 InfiniTokens: Muppety puppety
 Redbassist: Uh oh robot friends
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 gualdhar: oh no not Five Nights at Freddy's
 Dog_of_Myth: It is a fun watch
 GasCityGaming: they talk the same way canadians do in South Park, it's great
 Stormgod519: @MrPipboy3000 they were gonna do slay the spire at first lol...
 NickTheDM: The link for the decks is now in the "Custom Cards" section in the discord
 Sorator13: Finally, they're becoming South Park Canadians
 pipshardfour: the last of the last of us
 ReachW: @stormgod519 I will mourn for your free time.
 pleonasticTautology: garbage day!
nyoomgoom: let's goooo
 Diabore: double alex at least, maybe triple
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 Sorator13: Oh, Telestrations is always a fun time
 Redbassist:   
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 Stormgod519: @ReachW MHMM
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Olveron: oh i got here for the end 
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 pleonasticTautology: hehehehe
 Stormgod519: Cheers Wheeler!
 Stormgod519: DA BITS!
 Stormgod519: NICE
 RockPusher: nice
 definenull: dabits
 Redbassist:  bits 
 RockPusher:   
Jadaris: 
 pleonasticTautology: thank you @NickTheDM !
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Olveron: enjoyed the new friday nights
 Stormgod519: Gnight everyone!
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 62MGcobra:   
 NickTheDM: If anyone wants to find me at MagicCon Vegas I'll likely bring the decks
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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 ReachW: Goodnight, chat!  
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