Boopity: @Boopity (That being said, I do think the game would benefit from a one-button difficulty)
Boopity: Min-maxing your combo breaks
SaxPython: !findquote shenanigans
spicyFerret_: The grand tradition of whiffing the last note
BananaF4p: rythem chart
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iris_of_ether: I think the button person zipped back
iris_of_ether: After you talked with them
jessicaengle: Thank you so much, this was delightful.
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
Ashmantle:

MAPBoardgames: I am excite.
iris_of_ether: This was fun, thank you!
accountmadeforants: Imagine a game having online co-op and no autosave
Earthenone: !patreon
Boopity: This was _the_ definition of a pleasant suprise
Earthenone: !pride
iris_of_ether:

NotCainNorAbel: !store
accountmadeforants: I hope that thumbnail is as indicative of the game as this game's was
Strebenherz: "the noise boys" is a good one xD
SaxPython: Shout out to anyone watching Twitch in browser and not in an app
gualdhar: a what tablet?
DigitalSeahorse: !next
Juliamon: wacom
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DoodlestheGreat: Wacom
DoodlestheGreat: Good luck with the fix, Ian.
DigitalSeahorse:

IanAllenBird: : 3
SaxPython: A spoonful of solder makes the elections go down
accountmadeforants:
Thankfully mini USB is only four or five pins, not the twenty or so a USB-C socket has 
DigitalSeahorse:

jessicaengle:

Ashmantle:

DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
IanAllenBird: o7
SaxPython: Electrons*
SaxPython: Although funny autocorrect
KakuEpsilon: Time for irradiation? I am so ready to mutate
LordZarano: Huh, did not know that Wacom is a Japanese company, ワコム
LordZarano: (was looking up the pronounciation)
KeytarCat: I like how a bunch of the clips I made from Stalker got in the hilight reel when I've so far caught maybe one stream live. Other people may have clipped the same moments, but it still makes me happy
KakuEpsilon: I wish the Twitch app understood that a sttream might start soon after another ends
DoodlestheGreat: I find some of mine make it into the highlights on occasion. It's fun!
Strebenherz: i've never used the !clip thing before, how easy/convoluted is it?
Juliamon: Not hard at all
wifi12345678910:

DigitalSeahorse: no counter
wifi12345678910:
oh 
DigitalSeahorse:

Juliamon: False start
Strebenherz: five yard penalty?
DigitalSeahorse: refresh
wifi12345678910: replay first down
DigitalSeahorse:

LordZarano:
☢️ 
Strebenherz: also i had vaguely assumed this entire time that clips like the quote thing were mod only
Juliamon: God no, that's why we have !clip
Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
Juliamon: (we do get to see all of them though)
Strebenherz: i presume it gives you like a little twitch gui to do clip stuff
Juliamon: (and sometimes we reclip things if a moment seemed good but the clip was awkwardly timed)
KeytarCat: It's mod-curated, right? So Jordynne doesn't have to go through all of them
Juliamon: yeah, we have a backend system in LRRbot that lets us approve/reject clips for Jordynne's short list
DigitalSeahorse: time for some pain killers
DigitalSeahorse: oh hai
Strebenherz: Time for piggu?
wifi12345678910: Slapsploration!
Scy_Anide: Stalks!
HorusFive: Anybody else experience some time slippage this morning?
Strebenherz: time fatigue at least
Juliamon: just a lil bit, about an hour or so
DigitalSeahorse: time is full of cruel tricks
matthaus_c: there was time all over my sidewalk
Strebenherz: I love and hate how the tinned food looks like it has jiggle
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wifi12345678910: Gromd was my favorite LotR character
DigitalSeahorse: some dude
DigitalSeahorse: first name SOME
HorusFive: "Please. Mr Dude was my father. Call me Some"
DigitalSeahorse: Some's Body once told me...
Strebenherz: invisible monster?
DigitalSeahorse:

DoodlestheGreat:
(
)-b
Lysander_salamander: wow
HorusFive: No fair. He's an actual good shot
DigitalSeahorse: uh
DoodlestheGreat: At least we know where they are...
DigitalSeahorse: just instadeath
calculated_uncertainties:
100
100
Juliamon: oh this place is spicy
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse: maybe there's a hole behind some boxes
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DigitalSeahorse: is rad suit heavy?
DoodlestheGreat: Nah.
DigitalSeahorse: it was a week
sephyhallow: I'd say pretty good, yeah
matthaus_c: big chilling
matthaus_c: rewatched Grand Budapest Hotel with friends after the new Friday Nights
DigitalSeahorse: I did have a nice dream one of the nights
NotCainNorAbel: I watched Moneyball for the first time.
DigitalSeahorse: Moneyball?
matthaus_c: maximum goofy, Deagle with a PSO
NotCainNorAbel: @DigitalSeahorse baseball movie
DigitalSeahorse: ah
matthaus_c:
oh yeah and it was called the Black Kite too 
DigitalSeahorse: 99 bottles of bottles
Juliamon: it's a good movie, even though it's about baseball it's not really a sports movie
ElfLawyer: Hi Alex
DigitalSeahorse: is there poop in there?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh you...
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Isaac3567: Did switching your suit remove all your artifacts?
Anubis169: Iiiiiiiiiii've been stalkin' on the raaailroaaaaad
Juliamon: aw rats
Juliamon:

NightValien28: Rous
DigitalSeahorse: dang rodents of unusual size
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder when the last slot opens up
DigitalSeahorse: an old car fixing garage
HorusFive: I think they're asking the same things about you
DigitalSeahorse: nice day for it
JadedCynic: @HorusFive I don't think they had any questions in their minds in the final hours of their lives...
Juliamon: my brain: "Please let this be a normal storm!" "In the Zone? No way!" *Magic School Bus theme plays*
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matthaus_c: you're willingly walking into Red Forest during a storm? you're a braver man than I
DigitalSeahorse: green sky any hour, time to hide and cower
JadedCynic: star light, star bright, last thing I see tonight...the end. (it killed me)
BrindleBoar: creaky breeki
DigitalSeahorse: game is drowning you out now
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Did a little poking and it looks like the only way to avoid the flashbang anomaly is to move in a zig-zag pattern any time you know you're around one, changing direction whenever you get an audio cue.
matthaus_c: like a moth to the atomic flame
JadedCynic: well, at least we're out of the storm?
wifi12345678910: Diggy diggy hole time?
DigitalSeahorse: ow
NightValien28: ouch
sephyhallow: Need a safe word
BrindleBoar: made a friend
JadedCynic: "Fe-fi-fo-fum; SOMEONE BE BREAKIN UP MAH HOME!"
NightValien28: oh I hate that
DigitalSeahorse: behind us?
DigitalSeahorse: oh
DigitalSeahorse: nope
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
matthaus_c: this is like when I played tag with my little brother
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DigitalSeahorse:

sephyhallow: did you play tag with firearms?
JadedCynic:

matthaus_c: @sephyhallow how else can you do it
BrindleBoar: sosig
xantos69:
Keep the wonderful Stalker streams going!
50 Catch the vod.
JadedCynic: sosig iz lyfe
sephyhallow: @matthaus_c In the UK we give people a fake disease called "lurgy." I refuse to explain if this is real or fake British lore.
DigitalSeahorse: is that related to lethargy?
sephyhallow: @DigitalSeahorse it's closer to cooties
DigitalSeahorse: fire pit
sephyhallow: but progressively, it spreads equally across the gender spectrum
DigitalSeahorse: burning hot shards
JadedCynic: ooh
JadedCynic: camel's great
MAPBoardgames: I'm Ready for a RAD time!
sephyhallow: Meat...lighter?
JadedCynic: word salad?
sephyhallow: I would also pick it up
DigitalSeahorse: it's lighter than meat
sephyhallow: I just don't know what it is
MAPBoardgames: Word salad is like alphabet soup
sephyhallow: @MAPBoardgames part of a balanced vocabulary
DigitalSeahorse:
meat lighter is for your meat candle! 
JadedCynic:
goat there! 
DoodlestheGreat: Got 'im!
Strebenherz: that butt
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: "We had the tools, and we had the talent!"
Lysander_salamander: quite the adventure
JadedCynic: your suit got torched and shredded by the glass
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, it was a big chunk of change.
JadedCynic: tbh, the cemetary WILL be faster...maybe harder on your stocks of medicines, etc...
JadedCynic: that's usually the goal when people 'tacticalize' a garand...
JadedCynic: "I wanna use modern optics on it"
matthaus_c: truck cemetery is always chill, not one danger lurks there
matthaus_c: not. a. one.
JadedCynic: my asthetic sense rebels, but when it's a matter of ounces, I'll swallom my pride because wood is HEAVY
wifi12345678910: It's probably just the radiation
wifi12345678910: drinking some vodka will fix taht
JadedCynic: yeah, I was wondering where it went...
Cptasparagus: your streams have sent me down a youtube recommendation rabbit hole on gun engineering. I just watched a video about the USFA Zip gun and even with my two classes in mechanical engineering im dumbfounded how bad it is.
wifi12345678910: what's on the pistol that looks like skif's pistol?
JadedCynic: it's an integral suppressor built into the barrel; variant pistol
KeytarCat:
@Cptasparagus Ah, yeah, it takes far more education to be *that* bad 
JadedCynic: oh. no - you were right @wifi12345678910
Cptasparagus: @KeytarCat how many ways to injure yourself can we fit into the smallest gun possible
theRomanoid: If I remember correctly, revolver can go into sidearm slot (yep, makes little sense with how big it is)
JadedCynic:
@Cptasparagus the real crime is the company was going fine making replica revolvers; the 'experiment' killed the company 
JadedCynic: oh yeah, that stash...that'll be fun
JadedCynic: !break
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wifi12345678910: Fluid cycling time, gonna draw a card for discarding those fluids
KeytarCat: and after break we can un up and get clench!
JadedCynic: stretch your fluids, cycle your legs...wait
KeytarCat: @wifi12345678910 I feel like that would tutor you a fluid
sephyhallow: been meaning to get clench for a while, but it's so hard to find the motivation
matthaus_c: anor londo rafters
Cptasparagus: cardboard casually clipping through steel
JadedCynic: knif the wo- oh.
JadedCynic: and once again, Skif makes himself about 1cm shorter...
ghyllnox: "I'm batm-" *crack*
KeytarCat: "I'm BatmaAAAAAAA-"
wifi12345678910: What's a Stalker's favorite food? A calZONE!
KeytarCat: eating with a knife while climbing, daaaamn
DoodlestheGreat:

JadedCynic: I dunno, when I was working cust svc for an ISP, a customer with a buzzy box wasn't something you wanted to hear about...
ghyllnox: Hell, Ukraine
JadedCynic:
wow, that's a long way from Michigan 
wifi12345678910: I thought hell was in michigan
MAPBoardgames: Is that where the local DMV is?
JadedCynic:
bad news, Hell MI was the partner city to Pripyat 
wifi12345678910: Oh yeah that poltergeist is still there lol
JadedCynic: one of those...
wifi12345678910: sounds like he ran into a tiny jedi
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, have we found a shower yet
BrindleBoar: Controller? Poltergeist? I forget what steals guns.
JadedCynic: so if we run in with empty hands, it can't steal our gun, and then just kite it, grab the stash and flee?
JadedCynic: Burer
JadedCynic: WHAT?!?
Mathanwitch: @jadedcynic it can't steal skifs pistol either
JadedCynic:
yeah 
Juliamon: damn kangaroo rats
ButButTheJesus: skreelings!
wifi12345678910: adblock
KeytarCat: I relearn it every time I play a new game
JadedCynic:

JadedCynic: there's Genius' Toz...
KeytarCat: I hear the grumblings of a psychic mfr
Juliamon: TWO
Strebenherz: !clip
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JadedCynic:
hmmmm 
Mathanwitch: why is there always two of them
wifi12345678910: Twins, basil
NotCainNorAbel: we, when did I get drafted?
JadedCynic: *cues up Bruce Cockburn*
NotCainNorAbel: slippery bugger
Cptasparagus: is your gun slippery
JadedCynic: at leas tthe metal stuff in here isn't radioactive
wifi12345678910: Oh, they're sith, following the rule of two
Strebenherz: aha found the clippy thing
JadedCynic:
Burer: "stop shootin' yerself - stop shootin' yerself - stop shootin' yourself" 
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sephyhallow: Fuckin' Steve
Cptasparagus: phrasing
JadedCynic: I love how the animation shows your gun flying towards him, but it lands under your feet or just behind you
Strebenherz: is there a way to clip something further back than the minute the clipper gives you, or does it have to be a live one?
wifi12345678910: Skif played designated hitter for a reason
Mathanwitch: hey chat, I missed a few streams, where are we in the main quest?
Cptasparagus: @Strebenherz have to go to the vod
JadedCynic: it's an altruism - grenades will never bounce the way you want them to
Strebenherz: mk
wifi12345678910: @Mathanwitch a bit after coming back from clear sky
wifi12345678910: like there was the shootout
Mathanwitch: got it, thanks! @wifi12345678910
Strebenherz: alex is now fighting two lil yoda thingies
matthaus_c: muzzle jumping like a mario 64 speedrunner
JadedCynic: their clipping boxes
JadedCynic: wow, they've got a mess of guns lying around
JollyGee29: I think he said under the stairs near the spools?
JadedCynic: tho I guess they use them...
JadedCynic: yay
matthaus_c: surprise!
JadedCynic: oh that's just MEAN
ghyllnox: Lmao wow
Strebenherz: that's AMAZING
NightValien28: that is so damn mean
Himyul: it's a mimic
JadedCynic: I was thinking "two safes is really generous"
ghyllnox: And they put the objective marker on the trap one too
JadedCynic:
effing brilliant; plays on 
Strebenherz: the only thing i can think to make that better would have been like a single coin inside the safe
Himyul: can you imagine setting the trap, but then forgetting which one you put the gun in?
JadedCynic: yep, the RPC Fort licensed version
wifi12345678910: I can see why he's called genius
JadedCynic: @Himyul simple, you open the first staying behind the heavy bulletproof door at all times
Himyul: @JadedCynic That's how I'll need to open all my safes now.
Anubis169: We have one of those downstairs, it took 2 pairs of movers with body straps to get it in the house
Anubis169: 'cause it'd have broken the trolley
JadedCynic: I mean, as you go up, eventually you're just making a reinforced box that doesn't move
frank_the_great:
Most safes are actually hollow. You need space to put things in 
Anubis169: frank, you win an entire internet
wifi12345678910: Did you ever talk to the guys who had you kill the controller?
ghyllnox: What's the location of the door?
ghyllnox: Like the name of the place
BrindleBoar: boltproof
ghyllnox: 2711
JollyGee29: I think it's 2711
Anubis169: boltlet proof
BrindleBoar: gottem
JadedCynic: well, throwing a bolt...but...
JadedCynic:
thanks chat! 
ghyllnox: \o/
Anubis169:

sephyhallow: total bop
KeytarCat: That would be a rude trap in a zombie apocalypse
Strebenherz: that's just a music dork living their best life in the wasteland
BrindleBoar: vinyl is more valuable than ever
JadedCynic:

wifi12345678910: That one isn't worth it
wifi12345678910: you tried already
Strebenherz: valid
wifi12345678910: It's the one in the snork pen
shushu2539: rad inspiration
matthaus_c: come for a writer's retreat, stay for the tourist's delight
JadedCynic: only one way to find out, tho
JadedCynic: and now we know
JadedCynic: guaranteed
JadedCynic: 'patch up'? is he not dead?
wifi12345678910: Isn't this the psychic place?
JadedCynic:
APPARENTLY 
Anubis169: as long as they have unfinished business
Himyul: Christmas Present lasts about 24 hours
wifi12345678910: Having watched supernatural, you need some salt and to finish their business
KeytarCat: What's the half-life of regret?
JadedCynic: lifetimes
Strebenherz: looks like meat's back on the menu boys
JadedCynic: Barnum's Axiom applied to The Zone...
imreallybored1991: cheeki breeki
JollyGee29: You're approaching the halfway point, I think. I haven't finished the game yet either though, so I'm just estimating
Mathanwitch: you're about 35-40% through the main story afaik
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm back
imreallybored1991: привет Алекс рад тебя видеть товарищ
DigitalSeahorse:
Bread
Anubis169: lol
Strebenherz: WET
wifi12345678910: So what does cheeki breeki mean? I had bandits yell it at me
BrindleBoar: moist
HorusFive: Moisture is the essence of wetness.....
JadedCynic: Observers: "That's important." "What?" "He frisks those bodies each time he comes through - there must be some deadman switch - pardon the pun - that he neeeds to reset or something." "Maybe he just forgets that he's looted them?" "No - he's not that stupid. He never would've survived this long..."
frank_the_great: What's the longest Play it Forward? Persona 5?
JadedCynic:
the bridge? Which one - we got loads of bridges here! 
Juliamon: BG3
frank_the_great:

Master_Gunner: My understanding is that cheeki breeki is part of a nonsense childrens rhyme (like "eenie meenie") that is used to basically mean "all's well"
DigitalSeahorse: Tarkov?
Strebenherz: "Neener neeer neener"
DigitalSeahorse: nyan nyan nyan nyan
JadedCynic: oh man, now that's coming back to me...
Mathanwitch: it is part of zone bandit slang (and real life gopniks too)
wifi12345678910: Baldur's gate 3 had 41 episodes for play it forward
DigitalSeahorse: what if nyan was a taunt all this time?
Juliamon: in contrast, this is only up to ep... 17?
Juliamon: so not even half as long as the longest
wifi12345678910: 2nd longest was 26 episodes for Midnight Sons
wifi12345678910: I think
DigitalSeahorse: wall milldew, gross
wifi12345678910: perfectly normal amount of episodes for a longer game so far
JadedCynic: and now we're in the green for this expedition
wifi12345678910: Sircaa? More like siracha
DigitalSeahorse: something beefy this way comes
DigitalSeahorse: probably
WetPaperSack: That'll show em
Strebenherz: for as large of a game this is, i'm impressed by how attention to detail it feels. haven't seen a point where it's like "oh they hit copy paste and fek it".
DigitalSeahorse: eep
NightValien28: light 'em up
Strebenherz: what the HECK was that thing
DigitalSeahorse: woops
NightValien28: friendly fire
DigitalSeahorse: a bit of friendly fire
insane_42:
Hey Alex 
Himyul: get in a circle around it and fire!
Mathanwitch: тобі кінець! піу піу піу
JadedCynic: @Strebenherz standard bloodsucker
wifi12345678910: @Strebenherz bloodsucker
Strebenherz: "standard", implying there are worse?
DigitalSeahorse: cute totoro wave
wifi12345678910: @Strebenherz probably
wifi12345678910: there's pseudo dogs so maybe there's a pseudo bloodsucker
DigitalSeahorse: well there's bog standard and then there's dry land standard
JadedCynic: @Strebenherz more that the bloodsucker is the more basic enemy mutant we encounter (compared to controllers, burers, poltergeists...) but then again....never say never...
Mathanwitch: there's psi moose now too
DigitalSeahorse: ou est l'autobus?
wifi12345678910: oh yeah the moose
ghyllnox: Oh right the moose
JadedCynic:
@Mathanwitch oh right - the elk 
JadedCynic: I guess I tried to supress that...
Strebenherz: the what
JadedCynic:
I never got that far 
JadedCynic:

DigitalSeahorse: just bearly
Mathanwitch: it says "без хабара нема щастя" - no habar (i.e. loot), no happiness
wifi12345678910: @Strebenherz there was a weird moose that some guy was hunting
JadedCynic: ELK
Mathanwitch: I don't use the word loot anymore. only habar
BrindleBoar: I think the lion was a real piece of graffiti, from a soviet cartoon?
Larkonus: It's a good thing the Stalker doesn't have to worry about eye health since they bring the tablet screen directly in front of their face.
DigitalSeahorse: I say, lovely shack art
wifi12345678910: Aren't elk and moose the same thing in Europe?
DigitalSeahorse: they yoinked it away
JadedCynic: @wifi12345678910 a european 'elk' is more closely related to the north american 'moose' than noram 'elk' (but they're techically different species)
DigitalSeahorse:

JadedCynic: yay
DigitalSeahorse: pretty flower good
JadedCynic: yeah, that was bait...
Mathanwitch: wow, new patch at work: npcs can loot corpses now
DigitalSeahorse: that has to be a reference
Mathanwitch: meow meow
Mathanwitch: hiss
Mathanwitch: meow hiss meow
DigitalSeahorse: windows key strikes again
BrindleBoar:

JollyGee29: @Strebenherz The cat purrs softly and makes you sleepy
KeytarCat: Now that's what I call a fucked up cat
Strebenherz: NOPE
BrindleBoar: THE BOI
DigitalSeahorse: this stage is unsafe
KeytarCat: That cat is fucked up in a different way, eyo
JollyGee29: Was that a key icon or a lock icon on the door?
ButButTheJesus: is that the lion that was mentioned?
sephyhallow: puss in boots!
JadedCynic: gee, those are some pretty susicous looking knife marks - that's the ONLY thing that could have made them, right? #Padme
Fuzzra: There's a hole halfway up the roof
DigitalSeahorse: pew pew pew
Mathanwitch: no roobles in Ukraine 😱
DigitalSeahorse: hairy pigu
KeytarCat: oh nooo
DigitalSeahorse: lol
JollyGee29: Ah, bandit-on-bandit violence. You love to see problems solving themselves
sephyhallow: Mmm truly captured, or trap?
wifi12345678910: @sephyhallow probably actually captured, they let you kill like 8 of their people
JollyGee29: I think there was a ladder on the side of the big building?
wifi12345678910: would be a very bad trap
ghyllnox: It looked like the inside was a jumping puzzle
DigitalSeahorse: key
sephyhallow: @wifi12345678910 Inter-group feud? Or maybe I just have trust issues.
ghyllnox: Throw it in the room and walk away
goombalax: its an expression
DigitalSeahorse: they want the shotgun?
KeytarCat: That first guy is the one you gave the water
KeytarCat: which is obvious now
KeytarCat: oop
sephyhallow: shoddy room service
sephyhallow: how would the goonies fare in the zone?
Mazrae: I feel like the chances of shooting a good guy during a fire fight would be too much and I feel like I wouldnt ever want to shoot anyone
Mathanwitch: ooh, magical place
DigitalSeahorse:

Genie_M: Shelter nearby?
DigitalSeahorse: swamps, they're bog standard around here
Mathanwitch: legends say Crimea water could be nearby
MAPBoardgames: @DigitalSeahorse I ad-mire your pun
DigitalSeahorse: zig zag
DigitalSeahorse:
@MAPBoardgames 
Cptasparagus: obviously a gigantic laser pointed at the sky
DigitalSeahorse: spoopy
Cptasparagus: open pit no safety rails... sheesh
Mathanwitch: @cptasparagus safety? not in this economy
DigitalSeahorse: famcy
KeytarCat: Is the second reload also fast?
Mathanwitch: @keytarcat nope
DigitalSeahorse: bubbles
sephyhallow: He really didn't do much to stop himself getting stabbed, huh?
DigitalSeahorse: it worked though
wifi12345678910: Stop abusing zombies, it's not their fault they have bad reflexes
ghyllnox: Cheeky, but can you be rude to a zombie?
sephyhallow: @wifi12345678910 ohhhhh this context makes so much more sense
DigitalSeahorse: zombies don't know manners
shushu2539: rude, you didn't even introduced yourself to the zombie
DigitalSeahorse: woah
DigitalSeahorse: dizzy
DigitalSeahorse: this is one guy you don't wanna play twister with
habxts: settings?
Lysander_salamander: yay
DigitalSeahorse:

wifi12345678910: That controller had a choker on
KeytarCat: brain work!
KeytarCat: Wouldn't you?
Mathanwitch: oh yeah, we should probably pick it up
sephyhallow: This isn't a denial that the controller is wearing a choker.
Anubis169: x_x
ghyllnox: @Mathanwitch We got the PDA notif
Strebenherz: time to break the controller's choker?
Mathanwitch: oh nice
KeytarCat: @sephyhallow there, that's the one, streamer
ghyllnox: To be fair, it *is* raining
Cptasparagus: you do look like you're at the site of an industrial rave, theres probably lots of chokers
KeytarCat: wrong reply
ghyllnox: Check PDA?
sephyhallow: Alex rude to zombies, chat rude to Alex, circle of life, hakuna matata
Mathanwitch: zombies need to be rude to chat to complete the circle though
DoodlestheGreat: It'll sell.
sephyhallow: @Mathanwitch the...crescent of life?
ghyllnox: You did snap the controller's choker
DoodlestheGreat: Siracha?
sephyhallow: Yeah they enema
Genie_M: They didn't really wait for you to consider giving them your backpack
goombalax: Better to be hammered than to be nailed
shushu2539: cool rain over metal roof sound
ghyllnox: @goombalax Says you
TheDangerWaffle: ^^ truuuuuu
Genie_M: It's like they are pack hunters evolved to do so
theRomanoid:
1000 (didn't open twitch since 2020, stuff happened) and realized I had some bits scattered on a shelf in abandoned warehouse next to anti-rad meds
Anubis169:
Hope it's all better or at least stable Romanoid 
KeytarCat: That means The Romanoid and I have never been in chat together!
goombalax: looks like giant hogweed
DigitalSeahorse: hogweed
DigitalSeahorse: don't touch them irl
Genie_M: Very prickly
wifi12345678910: It's piggu 420
DigitalSeahorse: hogweed is covered in acid
ghyllnox: Hogweed is quite nasty to your skin
DigitalSeahorse: that sticks
goombalax: hilarously awful to be around, they burn the shit out of you
TheDangerWaffle: ye plant no touch
Juliamon: it's one of those plants that they call in specialists to remove
DigitalSeahorse: also if you try to wash it off with water it'll just spread it around
sephyhallow: @TheDangerWaffle this is a very broad range of plant
A_Dub888: Salutations stalkers, how fares the Zone?
DigitalSeahorse: I should look up what to do again to get the stuff off in case I run into it by accident
Mathanwitch: @keytarcat Romanoid is the one who got me hooked on talking sim years ago. back when it was Alex and Cam
ghyllnox: Speak of the devil(s)
KeytarCat: hell yeah!
goombalax: @DigitalSeahorse I think it had something to do with mineral oil?
DigitalSeahorse: possibly
TheDangerWaffle: @sephyhallow hehehehe in the broad range of no touchy evil plant, there are quite many haha 😆
wifi12345678910: the front fell off of the house
goombalax: they said I shouldn't build my castle in a swamp
DigitalSeahorse: if you see hogweed, report it to the nature authorities cause it's invasive
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KeytarCat: I like that the vodka is the one with a screw-top lid
Genie_M: Oh, green weather again
shushu2539: you aim better when you are drunk
DigitalSeahorse: nice day for weather
TheDangerWaffle: @shushu2539 no way lmao really? xD
Genie_M: Beer is pressurized it needs different lid
TheDangerWaffle: @digitalseahorse ohaiiiiiiiiiii hope you are doing ok! 💚
DigitalSeahorse:
TheDangerWaffle hai! I'm okayish, thanks 
TheDangerWaffle: ofc! ✨💚
TheDangerWaffle: OMG
Lysander_salamander: I had recently read more about Raycats, and sort of want to see if there's any cool posters or art about them
Cptasparagus: sonya is the mint?
DigitalSeahorse: aww poor kitty
KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander You saw the song, right?
Lysander_salamander: I haven't found the song yet
sephyhallow:
@TheDangerWaffle not sure how your notifications are (mine are often buggered), whispered atcha 
KeytarCat: oooh
TheDangerWaffle: oo!
TheAwkes: This guy only has a knockoff. You need to find someone with a real Leatherman.
Lysander_salamander: thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: we won't need armor piercing ammo?
TheAwkes: Bars, generally, give you less cash for your gear items than gear vendors do.
Anubis169:
Many thanks Alex 
DigitalSeahorse: save is saved
Strebenherz: !patreon
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
Anubis169: !store
wifi12345678910: Have a good night!
Anubis169: !alex
theRomanoid: I still like that you can upgrade revolver to shoot 12-gauge
Anubis169: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex heads into The Zone on Play it Forward. Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (13:01 from now).
cluckiducks: Thank you!
ButButTheJesus:
100 thamk for stream, take care and dream of tiny piggu
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DigitalSeahorse: check out Alex's etsy for comfy shirts, mugs and stickers
Strebenherz:
100 thank you for the irradiated pew pews
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DoodlestheGreat: Ian's going to fix Cori's Wacom tablet.
goombalax: good healthy week of Alex
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
TheAinMAP:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
wifi12345678910: Have a good sleep/rest of evening Alex!
DigitalSeahorse:
quack
Strebenherz: o/
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
DigitalSeahorse:
sea ya tomorrow

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