TXC2: CONTACT
Creideiki_SE: Stream soon, fellow stalker!
TXC2: and now we play the waiting game to see how many UK/EU viewers remembered DLS happened in Canada
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 I'm just happy Watch+Play will be at a civilized time for once.
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Creideiki_SE indeed
TXC2: Hello Alex
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
sephyhallow: That is for sure peanut butter.
sephyhallow: Morning gorge! Still have a great face.
TXC2: BTW Alex, Great work on the props in the latest Friday nights that went up
DracoFire87: I try to never imagine how most video game locations smell...
mperk36: the revolver can be made to take shotgun shells right?
mperk36: that’s basically a boomstick that fits in the sidearm slot
JollyGee29: Yea, the revolver can be upgraded to take 12 gauge
lightfut: As I understand from commodore hustle, Paul is working on the smell o vision
sephyhallow: @lightfut for the internet specifically. Which somehow makes it worse.
JollyGee29: Every time I see the condensed milk animation, I get the urge to buy a can and try it
DracoFire87: I would imagine that most of Fallout or Stalker smells like...rust, rot, and animal piss.
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome back, folks.
sephyhallow: Which movie, though? Cause the film determines if that's an enhancement or a horrorshow.
Cptasparagus: I haven't smelled trench foot but I'd imagine that's what it smells like
blamemyphone: Ah, now I understand why were kicking the elephants foot
DigitalSeahorse:
good morning 
TXC2: hello DoodlestheGreat and DigitalSeahorse welcome
matthaus_c: scp shit
blamemyphone: I was gonna coming and say don't kick it, you'll melt
DigitalSeahorse: very silly thing to do
TXC2: shooting with an AK, using mirrors to aim
Cptasparagus: I saw a "4D" video like that at Disneys Animal Kingdom which had air bursts and shaking chairs and smells. I lasted about 5 minutes before screaming and running out because I was 7
JadedCynic: @JollyGee29 my grandfather always drank it in his tea, so we always had an open can in the fridge...one time we ran out of 'real' milk - I tried it in my cereal...dayum
WetPaperSack: How much of human history can we break down to "Let's do X to Y, just to see what will happen."?
TXC2: WetPaperSack all of it?
lightfut: If you have corium, something bad happened
blamemyphone: All of it
WetPaperSack: That'd be my guess too, just wanted to see if I was alone there
JollyGee29: Ooooh Hypercube is good
DigitalSeahorse: neat
TXC2: finally
blamemyphone: Very russian and American thing for the first test to be shoot the thing
JadedCynic: love it when the artifact comes to you instead of vice versa
JollyGee29: You need a Magic Cube, which is different
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: I wouldn't want any amount of elephant foot
mperk36: that’s the neat part! you don’t
TXC2: Maximum Radiation
DracoFire87: Isn't the Elephant's Foot also...functionally un-viewable, because if you're close enough to see it you're dead, and the radiation makes it so you can't get a clear pic?
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PsychoI3oy: is there corium at TMI? i didn't think it actually melted down
blamemyphone: Don't they have photos of it though?
TXC2: DracoFire87 kinda, all the pictures are made via mirrors
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
WetPaperSack: Recommend not taking the express way down.
Genie_M: Closing in on 100
WetPaperSack: Oh, well
JadedCynic: "The Emission won't get ME!" *jumps to death*
Creideiki_SE: For slightly less lethal reactor parts, I once saw some graphite blocks from the JET tokamak for sale at a charity auction. I *so* wanted to bid, but did not want to try to get them back home through airport security and customs.
JadedCynic:
Border Control is there for JUST THESE REASONS 
DracoFire87: Ahhh, that delightful choice between "certain death" and "uncertain death"
TheDangerWaffle: Nuuuuu
Genie_M: 2 to go
blamemyphone: There are apparently 5 corium creations, though Chernobyls is the only to escaped containment
JadedCynic: but yeah, I'm willing to wager that 'sidebuilding' is too small to count as 'shelter'
TheDangerWaffle: my b o n e s
gameboy350: A known mutation in the zone, the glass ankles
Cptasparagus: Almost to 100!
Genie_M: Hundred
JadedCynic: (joke's on alex - the marker is sending him PAST this chasm to a bunker on the other side...
TXC2: gameboy350 in fairness we have a 50KG back pack on
TheAwkes: There's a couple safe routes. The safe one from the top has visible indicators of debris.
Marvoleath:
3 digit death score 
WetPaperSack: The C-note!
JadedCynic:
sephyhallow: Well it's definitely a way down. No one can deny that.
gameboy350: @TXC2 does that backpack contain a rope or mayhap some pitons
TXC2: this is reminding me of a fall you can take in Dark souls just before the pinwheel boss
JadedCynic: to those who are about to die (again), I salute you!
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TXC2: gameboy350 sadly no
DigitalSeahorse: I read there's a type of mushroom that grows around Chernobyl that eats up radiation like a sponge but breathing in spores from that would be just as deadly as spending enough time near the foot
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, Metro, I love this game
JadedCynic: some rounds, sosig, vodka and cheese
Genie_M: Time for piling pling
DigitalSeahorse: nice acoustics in here
Laserbeaks_Fury: God I hope someone makes an Outer Wilds mod
Cptasparagus: @digitalseahorse yes but only like literally right inside the reactor. Don't think you'd get close enough to them to worry about spores.
WetPaperSack: Time for some AIC?
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Laserbeaks_Fury: Eulogy of Emission
mperk36: bard class mod for stalker
JadedCynic: that gy looks familiar - we've been here - yeah came out this way last time, too
JadedCynic: oh cool!
JadedCynic: looks like a coronet
TXC2: this area is also in Call of Pripyat
JadedCynic: man, a bandit named 'Mutant' is a confusing thing...
gameboy350: are those the gravity concentrate things? Ive read roadside picnic, thats my entire knowledge of this series
mperk36: emissions reset artifacts and also bandits
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, like a blood moon?
TXC2: gameboy350 the game calls them Anomalies, there are many different types
JadedCynic: @gameboy350 anomalies - yeah they're called 'whirl-a-gigs' because the spin anything that enter around and around (no safety belts on THIS ride tho)
Strebenherz: Good morning y'all
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like do like the concept mechanic of a big notable event that precedes enemies and resources respawning
gameboy350: Yeah in the book they were puddles of super-gravity, and they'd also find them by throwing screws at them like here.
WetPaperSack: I would be very hesitant about that description. "Safe" seems far too relative in the Zone
JadedCynic: "Heya gentlemen - tell you what: I gather up these bandit's loot, and bring it up to give to you, and you let me a) up, and 2) leave peacefully?"
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
JadedCynic: @gameboy350 yeah, the game took the ideas of the book and went to town "what OTHER types of anomalies could there be?" MAN, did they come up with answers...
DigitalSeahorse:
there just have a nap in there until morning 
TheAwkes: This stash is in the running for most annoying to find until it isn't.
DigitalSeahorse: just the last artifact or both?
TXC2: what's the bet you gotta climb up on the "claws" to get to it?
JadedCynic: "not my circus, not my monkeys"
TXC2: I think the game is counting
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TXC2: richard_ermen minor typo has lead my brain to: Bram Stolker's D.R.A.C.U.L.A.R.
TheAwkes: This is one of the stashes I looked up to stop spending more time looking for it.
TheAwkes: Jump off the finger.
TheAwkes: Right where you are, it's just tough to get it right.
TheAwkes: I think I remember a crouch at the end helps you land it?
matthaus_c: the source engine tech
Marvoleath @TheAwkes "finger but hole"
DigitalSeahorse:
JollyGee29: Fully repaired gun is decent money, at least
TheAwkes: The REAL reward of every stash is getting it off your map.
JadedCynic:
and the best benefit? the marker is removed from the map 
DigitalSeahorse: for a sausage and a bread
JadedCynic: @TheAwkes exactly!
JadedCynic: #CompletionistGamersUnite...after we finish this one thing...
TXC2: SMASH THE STATE!
JadedCynic: ot
DigitalSeahorse: now the floor looks like a portal test chamber floor and there's buttons
matthaus_c: is there a correct button sequence
DigitalSeahorse: and a suspiciously concrete surface
JadedCynic: it's a 'password' - gotta push the buttons in the right order; the first WAS first, so it lit up...but the 2nd isn't #2...
JadedCynic: oh man, disc drives
DigitalSeahorse: test chamber 3?
Marvoleath: I think they lit up?
JadedCynic: easy enough
matthaus_c: zombie intelligence test? ig?
Mathanwitch: oooh, hi! I missed the most interesting part because of the dentist appointment. how did y'all like SIRACHA?
SkathrZira: Why is that useful in the zone
Mathanwitch: this part is really missing GLADOS voice
matthaus_c: built on-site
Marvoleath: testing if your cognitive abilities remain functional?
TXC2: Mathanwitch it has the strong vibe of "we're gonna blow it up"
JadedCynic: the door at the end looks big
malsareus: 1 piece at a time?
LordZarano: Built the facility around it
DigitalSeahorse: built the building around it
mperk36: the whole place was actually built around it
JadedCynic: big dor
SkathrZira: Teaching rookies that vehicles are radioactive
JadedCynic: simple
TXC2: even the floor?
enbycephalopod: they did say they were farming artifacts
LordZarano: @DigitalSeahorse ey, *high five*
DigitalSeahorse: why are there baby strollers in here?
Mathanwitch: @TXC2 yees. *evil grin* it was my feeling (and secret urge) my whole time in this wicked place
shushu2539: its an anomaly in the shape of a tractor
JadedCynic: that's #2...
TXC2: "Damn!...the gas!"
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
matthaus_c: this whole place is a human rights violation
mperk36: yo this place sucks
JadedCynic: rule of 3s
Desruprot: Rule of 3s does apply to a lot
NorthstarTex: I swear if I hear GlaDOS's voice within this facility...
TXC2:
that suit would have been handy BEFORE 
SkathrZira: This place does have a female announcer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Toilet remains best place for a massive ammo dump
JollyGee29: Think you have a +Weight artifact that might come in handy since you've picked up some loot
SkathrZira: Now you look like Gordon Freeman
JadedCynic:
@TXC2 it sure was for the last person to go through before us 
WetPaperSack: Shitter's full.... of loot!
matthaus_c: only 2 belt slots boo
xantos69:
50 Bits for you!
TXC2: JadedCynic lucky for them
Marvoleath: a little radiation as a treat
TXC2: "picks up shotgun, E1M1 begins playing"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe this is where the tractor came from
DigitalSeahorse: ^
JadedCynic: or at least the rout they brought it in
TXC2: Snorks!
JadedCynic: 'Snork Alley'?
mperk36: so this is what they spent the game’s snork budget on
JollyGee29: Hermann is the dude helping you at the very beginning if you remember back that far
TXC2: Hermann had a real glow up between this and the last game
Mathanwitch: ah, you lil snake, Hermann
SkathrZira: You just trained for this
JadedCynic: I still feel like we took the wrong door?
mperk36: I think he meant the door on the other side of that room?
JollyGee29: Yea, this was the right door, Hermann is just a prick
JadedCynic: ah
JadedCynic: Caribbean Experiment?
SkathrZira: The thing that created the zone in the first place if I remember correctly
JadedCynic: everyone be using you
malsareus: got any medkits my dude
JadedCynic: yeah, because harsh words will solve EVERYTHING...Hermann you gull-and-bull
TXC2:
acquiring, steeling implies we don't have a right to it
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaa
mperk36: yeah, they owe us the cost of a house
malsareus: pfffff
JadedCynic: whups
SkathrZira: That teleport graphic reminds me of Into The Radius
DigitalSeahorse: right into 3 pigs
JadedCynic: fuck you Hermann
TXC2: out of the frying pan
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Hercules, hero of song and story.../
DigitalSeahorse: right into a troll
malsareus: oh I see
Critterbot: Uhm... I believe he said it would take you back to SIRCAA.
DigitalSeahorse: what now?
JadedCynic: @SkathrZira remind me of an old tv show "time tunnel"
Mathanwitch: spicyyy
Critterbot: Okay, sure, but...
mperk36: that must have been the scenic route
TXC2: taking the back way in
SkathrZira: The screamic route more like
JadedCynic: @Critterbot at best, Hermann is incompetent and doesn't understand what he's working with (like everyone else in SIRCAA) at worst, he's trying to get rid of you
JadedCynic: G Gordon Liddy?
DigitalSeahorse: tach tach tach
JadedCynic:
the lockdown prevented Catering from bringing a new stock in...
TXC2: !break
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Dezponia: Do you not recognize it? It's... a thing!
WetPaperSack: That is an instant potato baker.
JadedCynic: I'm guessing it's a Generator
Mathanwitch: get up, stretch, refresh your condensed milk, take your anti-psi meds or go to the decontamination chamber if you need to
TXC2: it's an auto duodenal encabulator
Mazrae: Hello everyone, how goes the radiation
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
DigitalSeahorse: John Madden
TXC2: "put a glove on man"
TXC2: "nah, i'mma let him cook"
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: "you need gloves; here TAKE MINE"
JadedCynic: I wonder WHY they are?
SkathrZira: @Mazrae It's radical
JadedCynic: maybe they know better...
TXC2: SCIENCE!
JadedCynic:
of course it is 
DigitalSeahorse: stream went glitchy for a sec there
Metric_Furlong: no way this can have any negative consequences
Mathanwitch: oh come on why the f would you bring the monolith here
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse not sure if that was the stream or the game
A_Dub888: “Project X” Project Twitter? What’d he do to it NOW???
Metric_Furlong: this can only go well
SkathrZira: This is what Musk wants twitter to be
Mathanwitch: ІДИ ДО МЕНЕ!!!!!
malsareus: oh goody, I see no possible downsides
Invitare: Hubris detected. Preparing "Find out" protocol
DigitalSeahorse: oh it's the game?
JadedCynic: no, I don't think they're trained for THIS...
Lysander_salamander: "but think of the potential applications!"
shushu2539: its the alpha
TacitusVigil: Is this a Half Life now?
A_Dub888: @malsareus that might be because it caused blindness…
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is free from glitch
Dezponia: That seems like a good idea
xantos69: To train for something you must be in a somewhat similar situation. You can not train for the absolute unknown.
DigitalSeahorse: cancel?
JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander *looks at Zone* yeah....so many things we can give the mainland - so many miseries
malsareus: and you get a shader, and you get a shader
Mathanwitch: Glory to the Monolith *zombie noises*
DigitalSeahorse: that's distributing the shaders
JadedCynic: driver struts and laffs like Oprah
mperk36: I’m just glad there doesn’t seem to be a faction that wants to do something really stupid, like using bloodsuckers as weapons
DoodlestheGreat: But the shaders all look like Dr. Phil.
Mazrae: Sweet we all get shaders?? I hope that my shader is a cool shade
SkathrZira: My main problem with the story is that Skif can't seem to just say no
JadedCynic: "push the trolly, Gordon!"
PsychoI3oy: in the test chamberrrrrr
JadedCynic:
Mathanwitch: іди до мене
TXC2:
and now we're at Power Rangers HQ
ButButTheJesus: oh look nature's healed, everything's oh nevermind
Invitare: THIS is what you want more than anything else? Disappointing imagination tbh
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuu
LordZarano: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 3: Fallout 5
JadedCynic:
recap! 
DigitalSeahorse: oh
Mazrae: @txc2 if we at power ranger HQ do we go into that crystal and become Zordon?
TXC2:
LordZarano Manchester United nil
TheAinMAP:
Mathanwitch: wait. he said "destroyed", not "controlled"
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
TXC2:
Mazrae only in the movie
Mathanwitch: має бути знищене = must be destroyed
JadedCynic:
TacitusVigil: [Turned into a statue]
Lysander_salamander: what did happen to Strelok, anyway?
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: indestructible statue
SkathrZira: He got stoned
Mazrae: Monkey paw
Invitare: should have wished for painless immortality
Invitare: rookie mistake
DigitalSeahorse: you are now pure cancer!
malsareus: the usual mistake
TXC2: he does, he starts working for USS after that game
TheAwkes: What happened to Strelok will be revealed.
JadedCynic: sigh
TacitusVigil: Welp, that will end it, yep
Mathanwitch: yay, they backstabbed you. who would have thought?
TheAwkes: I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation, and if everyone would just calm down for a moment we can talk it out!
malsareus: surely not, let's be sporting about their deaths
TXC2: to be fair, everyone would have hearing loss as soon as the first shot was fired, so a grenade might not be that much worse
JadedCynic: still bleeding
mperk36: is this not real?
malsareus: oh come on, cutscene killed?
JadedCynic: scripted
Mathanwitch: monolith is like "just kidding" xD
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
JadedCynic: more of the 'mousetrap for stalkers'
Mazrae: Did it use any of your healing items?
malsareus: hmmmmm
JadedCynic: yeah...dream...
Critterbot: Err...
TXC2: MINOR!
malsareus: minor casualties
malsareus: nothing of consequence
SkathrZira: Illusion magic is seen as the weakest school of magic, BY FOOLS
Invitare: @SkathrZira Ah but that's precisely what illusion mages want people to think
JadedCynic: @Invitare shhhhuuuutuuup?
SkathrZira: Ah I see, The Illusionati
malsareus: unpleasant
malsareus: sure is a word
TXC2:
SkathrZira enchantment school getting away with being worse yet again
Mazrae: I don't know why but I'm getting end game vibes from this place
Laserbeaks_Fury: It'll be a Beacon to all
Mathanwitch: Glory to the SRIRACHA *zombie noises* xD
TXC2: Mazrae because we're 10000% gonna come back here and kill everyone
SkathrZira: Space Tim Curry Meme
TheAwkes: @Mazrae Sets things in motion, but there's lots left.
JadedCynic: @Mazrae more like 'end of act II, and start of act III'
terribleplan: It totally won't be Chernobyl 2... promise!
SkathrZira: GlaDOS?
TXC2: SkathrZira I reckon 10 times as many people have seen that meme as played the game it's from
JadedCynic: I'm sorry man - it...well, it wasn't me; Dalin let something else control me...
Critterbot: I wish they'd stop pointing their guns at you.
SkathrZira: I actually played that game all the way through
Mathanwitch: @JadedCynic kind of yeah, I was amazed it was just about half of the game.
mperk36: I feel like there should be an option to give him a medkit
JadedCynic: welp
Mazrae: This building definitely doesn't scream Evil, Inc.
JadedCynic: aw man, they took Hermann's glasses? MEAN
JadedCynic: ffs
Lysander_salamander: what
TacitusVigil: That's not a no...
Lysander_salamander: nice coat
TXC2: did she teleport here ?
JadedCynic: almost got me killed? So he almost has to die...
Mathanwitch: oh nice, that's what totally good guys, doing good things in the name of science do. not mafia at all
JadedCynic: those things will kill you, lady
Dezponia:
She seems nice 
JadedCynic: *boom*
Lysander_salamander: cool necklace
DigitalSeahorse: mommy xD
SkathrZira: She got it from Mobius
Mathanwitch: her voice actor is the lead singer of Hardkiss, she's super cool
DigitalSeahorse: you're not kidding
calculated_uncertainties:
100 100
TXC2: how is this image being projected ?
SkathrZira: with SCIENCE
JadedCynic: floor projectors
JadedCynic:
and the air is conveniently smoky
Mazrae: Control power you can't understand.... Are we playing doom now?
TXC2: Mazrae it's a first person shooter, so yes
terribleplan: You certainly will get what you deserve...
TheMerricat:
Oh we'lll make sure you get what you deserve lady. don't worry. 
Mathanwitch: oh the great new world. I can't wait
JadedCynic: @Mazrae it's a tale as old as language - hubris in man v nature
Mathanwitch: oops
TXC2: yeah, you
TheMerricat: That ciggie didn't last long
JadedCynic: guess I should've had my earpiece plugged into my radio...
Lysander_salamander: ew
mperk36: wasn’t that a recording?
DigitalSeahorse: ooooh
Dezponia: She is really cool. And I wanna know who she is!
Mazrae: Demon looking things.... Yep in doom now
SkathrZira: Ukraine Doom
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat that's what makes them so fancy and expensive; all sizzle and no steak
TeodorantZMX: good morning my dudes
Dezponia: I don't think that was Skifs radio but a recording they had. Aka they probably already knew from the start.... whoever they are
TXC2: hello TeodorantZMX welcome
TeodorantZMX: has alex ever mentioned anything about being into hopepunk media?
TXC2: Grass bad, moss good
mperk36: yeah I think we originally got that message in dalin’s apartment
JadedCynic: @Dezponia nah, we've had radio comms from Strider several times inside SIRCAA
Mathanwitch: @Dezponia she has "I'm totally calling all the shots over here" vibe
JadedCynic: when we were alone usually *blush*
JadedCynic: @Mathanwitch and we all know how that works out...
shushu2539: you have to raze that evil facility to the ground
SkathrZira: Game is being especially Stalkery today
TXC2: shaders no likey SIRACA, place be evil
Dezponia: This is a little bit of raytracing failure. Other streamers had the same issues in this part of the game
TeodorantZMX: I am still trying to convince my dad to watch the og stalker omvie with me, i did get him to watch andor with me tho
JadedCynic: @shushu2539 well... 'expand the Exclusion Zone to include the side of a tragic mishap...'
Mathanwitch: @JadedCynic I mean. what can possibly go wrong? sudden reawakening of a horde of Monolith, sorry SIRCAA fanatics xD
Dezponia: You may need to fully restart the game to fix the raytracing after that hologram thingy
Metric_Furlong:
Maybe it's diagetic, and the tearing is caused by proximity to the monolith?
JadedCynic:
@Metric_Furlong see, that's what I was thinking
TacitusVigil: The greater good!
Marvoleath: your cyberoptics are failing. Wait, wrong game
Mathanwitch: they look like people who know what they're doing /s
JadedCynic: I mean, he's got previous (covered up) record backing him up///2nd Caribbean Experiment, after all...
Invitare: can't believe you'd betray capitalism like this
TXC2: capitalism deserves no loyalty for it gives no loyalty
TacitusVigil: Do loyalty points count as loyalty?
Mathanwitch: in any uncertain situation - always f the cops
A_Dub888: What happened in the 1st Caribbean Experiment? And why'd they want to do it a second time?
Lysander_salamander: the sausage economy
malsareus: Alex, secret agent of big sausage
TXC2:
TacitusVigil they're a currency, so no
Dezponia:
Sausage you say!? 
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Wurst Ending
TXC2:
Laserbeaks_Fury boooo 
Dezponia: @Laserbeaks_Fury Booo
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JadedCynic: *APPLAUSE* @Laserbeaks_Fury
A_Dub888: @Dezponia u mad Brat?
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury thank you you win all my internets for today
mperk36: nice of these guys to restock us on grenades
Mathanwitch: yay, go Strider
JadedCynic: yeah, playing both sides against each other for whatever makes the most sense...
Clench_Eastwood: going to have to make a 10 year badge soon
Mathanwitch: my favorite guy (after my bestie Richter, of course)
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: and of course we all fall down
DigitalSeahorse:
A_Dub888: How the hell does that guy get away with walking into the Zone in that monkey suit?
TheAinMAP:
Mathanwitch: іди до мене
Clench_Eastwood: When all you have is bullet, every problem is a reactor core
Lysander_salamander: well, dang
Dezponia:
Oh I'm sure this is fine! 
JollyGee29: I'm sure a chunk of the Monolith getting close to a former Monolithian won't.. oh
Marvoleath: @A_Dub888 he lives here, and has a apartment upstairs
TXC2:
Strider is monolith now 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I am very confused
lightfut: I thought monolith got shut down last week
Dezponia: Since when has The Monolith ever caused any issues in the Zone?
JadedCynic: Dalin - you woke it up for a simple test...why did you think it would just go back to sleep?
Mathanwitch: nooo, not Strider
A_Dub888: @Marvoleath will he still have an apartment after this?
DoodlestheGreat: Sadly, I must depart before this ends. 10 q 4 strem
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Mathanwitch:
malsareus: headfirst too
TXC2: so long DoodlestheGreat stay safe
malsareus: so that went better than expected
A_Dub888: bless you
TXC2: Bless you
SkathrZira: It's probably just a hydrogen tank explosion
mperk36: the only non-death water in the zone and it’s inside a reactor
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
Mathanwitch: I'm heartbroken. Noontide was my favorite faction
TXC2: "lead, follow, or get out of the way" "Fuck you, make me"
malsareus: that's shoddy maintenance right there
SkathrZira: They werf flammen
ButButTheJesus: die flammenwerfer?!
TXC2: PERRY Die Flammenwerfer?!
JadedCynic: not if we don't get to it first...
A_Dub888: "lead, follow, or get out of the way" "Okay" *Punches asshole to another room and locks the door* "Not in the way anymore"
malsareus: ah things are going as expected
Mathanwitch: this place deserves to be in pieces though
TXC2: poor trees
A_Dub888: What's expected for the Zone? All hell breaking loose?
JadedCynic: y'all wanted to see the place in ruins. can't say it was surprising...
SkathrZira: Why do trees catch fire in video game gunfights?
A_Dub888: @SkathrZira friction?
SkathrZira: They are allergic to the sound of gunfire
mperk36: this is SIRCAA, they were probably gasoline trees
TXC2:
trees spontaneously combust during moments of social upheaval
A_Dub888: How'd they get a facility this nice looking (pregunfight) into the Zone?
Lord_Hosk: Those chairs look extremely uncomfortable.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's the Hiss
mperk36: that… was not a flash drive
Mathanwitch:
aww! Richter 
DigitalSeahorse: fighting in the video rental basement
Lord_Hosk: Every drive is a flash drive when you are in a mythical lightning storm
JadedCynic: @mperk36 inside a protective carrying case
xantos69: This does give me big "Control" vibes
JadedCynic:
@Laserbeaks_Fury I see wot you did there
JadedCynic: bouncy bouncy!
A_Dub888: bouncy bang bang
SkathrZira: At least they didn't call it "A USB" drives me nuts when people call them that
TheAinMAP: Follow the bouncing gun.
DigitalSeahorse: finally a helicopter fight?
Mathanwitch:
JadedCynic: hah, missed me again, Zeus!
TXC2: thoughts and prayers!
ButButTheJesus: we're behind you and running away quickly
SkathrZira: I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you
Strebenherz: Truly management material
JadedCynic:
" I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
A_Dub888: Yeah, fumigation ain't cheap
Lysander_salamander: oh, snorks too?
mperk36: you should be able to use sausage to distract the dogs
Genie_M: The sound engineering is so great
TXC2: our Kriss is jaming a lot today
Mathanwitch: idk, they could try not creating those mutants in the first place. it's not their fault
A_Dub888: are you supposed to shoot to get the loot or is that just Alex?
SkathrZira: You can break em in any way
mperk36: snorksville
SkathrZira: Shooting is quickest
Mathanwitch: meow
SkathrZira: woof
Lysander_salamander: ok that's a little distressing
Marvoleath:
is the cat thing doing the 'tsk tsk tsk' at you?
SkathrZira: Soviet cat ps ps you
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Aotenjo: Infinite Hands) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (20s ago).
Genie_M: Very half-life of them to have a train
TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Ashmantle:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months!
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shushu2539:
TXC2: !events
A_Dub888: am repo emoji okay?
teammanfred: Bye Alex, thanks for streaming!
TXC2: and remember to note those earlier GMT times
TXC2: it's golden week
TheAinMAP:
A_Dub888: @TXC2 you're golden
TXC2:
A_Dub888 yeap, like a shower
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !contact
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DigitalSeahorse: thankies
dabudder: alright wheeler. get in here
dabudder: benny wheels is about to start the show
LoadingReadyRun: Gamers
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
TXC2: CONTACT
FurthestChunk: Gamers (derogatory)
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draftsynthesis: hello thank you for being here it's great to have you
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SirToastyT: Mahjong Balatro, or Malatro as it is known among patricians
LoadingReadyRun: I miss having someone stream before me
LoadingReadyRun: Because if I'm late, it covers my ass
LoadingReadyRun: and if I'm early I get to chill
LoadingReadyRun: (I was early this time and chilled)
FurthestChunk: There's also the heat of the seat, covering your ass
SirToastyT: Plus the crowd isn't warmed up
TXC2: Here we GO!
SirToastyT:
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
SirToastyT: Is this your tile?
Jensling: Just wanna say, I really love the intro for Is This Your Card
TXC2: !wiki
SirToastyT: shoutout to the wiki editors
thraximore: Jfc
TXC2: blame DLS
TXC2: uno momento
DoomBringerIL: did twitch just auto-bleep you?????
SirToastyT: FeelsBirthdayMan
TheMerricat:
Wheeler beepeed himself.
TXC2: !clips
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QuixoticScrivener: oh hey, multi streamers
SirToastyT: beautiful
thraximore:
TXC2: AND MANY MORE!
QuixoticScrivener: isn't that the wrong anthem?
QuixoticScrivener: by streamers!
TXC2:
Wheeler technically committing Treason
QuixoticScrivener: *bye even
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
EOstby: Just add the booing in post
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TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
FurthestChunk: balajong
aeropowell: what if i dont know balatro or mahjong?
TheMerricat: Hey streamer, we can't backseat this
TXC2: aeropowell well then strap in
dabudder: what if this is my first day on this earth
FurthestChunk: what if I woke up today with zero memory of video games
TXC2:
TheMerricat that's never stopped chat before sadly
QuixoticScrivener: Is now the appropriate time to compliment Wheeler's Steve Zissou cosplay?
thraximore: What if I'm a stray dog
dabudder: @thraximore what if there was peace and love
FurthestChunk: We got that tile asmr
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