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brushfire44: ! advice
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ButButTheJesus: hi folks, is spoopin times?
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Nickiatori: yay time for weekly podcast!
ghyllnox: Oh good I didn't miss the start of the podcast
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lamina5432: evening peoples
Nickiatori: this music is very tense considering we are about to get the t silly guys stream
Nickiatori: two*
Orxolon: good evening everybooodyyyy!!!
Makrosian_Tay: Let's gooooooooo
DeM0nFiRe:
Orxolon: my fav time of the week!
MilkInBags: hello fuckers (affectionate)
Orxolon: yeeeyyyy
itira: D:
dutchmoose: jfc
saucemaster5000: back at ya buddy
Blakemcm: Graham!!!! i have a complaint
ghizmou: so antagonistic
NotCainNorAbel: show finger
MilkInBags: Ben, Adam started to call us fuckers today
itira: Adams on his mean streak
BrowneePointz: I tuned in to Adam flipping me off and I don’t know what I’ve done
Makrosian_Tay: I would never
Mr_Horrible: the Last of Hyucks
gualdhar: wait, can I take my sub back?
ghyllnox: If he was too nice I'd be worried
NotCainNorAbel: new sub, who this?
MilkInBags: "we're not toxic, we're being the usual"
frank_the_great: Nah, Alex was part of it like two years ago, right?
couchboyj: If Adam is nice, I'd be worried he's in a Darkcloud 2 kind of place.
saucemaster5000: First time here -- I am appalled
MilkInBags: no way
Juliamon: "secret"
bv310: DEFINITELY NOT
Juliamon: that we have talked about in here many times
MilkInBags: usual victim
itira: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: so secret
BrindleBoar:
Sarah_Serinde: no one has ever been told about this slack
itira: never itira
MilkInBags: VICTIM
Juliamon: that you aren't in so we can't ping you when you leave the stream on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's in no way surprising
tr3ewitch88: @couchboyj If Adam was super nice, I would suspect a pod person situation.
GenericHerooo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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Kramburger: >MilkInBags has been placed in Kitten Jail
Orxolon: oh no
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: as like, a maximum?
MilkInBags: try James_LRR
public_key_reveal_party: Rip to that person
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh, pick me!
BrindleBoar: blast some innocent lurker
terribleplan: o7
Nigouki: notice me senpai
neisan2112: Oh boy
Faulpyr: We bannin' folks?
Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah if I see odd mod actions in there and it's Tuesday night, I know it's just the usual Let's Nope shenanigans
10of9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
couchboyj: Lurkers beware
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BrowneePointz: hey no don’t do that I’m near the top alphabetically
Mr_Horrible: oh actual bans, not timeouts
empyreon:
MilkInBags: James_LRR
spo8n: j
saucemaster5000: jilkinbags
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Nickiatori: phew I am safe
Kramburger: James_Lrr
groulux: Alright! Hello everyone!
Mr_Horrible: that's me, mister jorrible
patrick_stonecrusher:
BrindleBoar: F
betweenmyself:
frank_the_great: I start with an F
itira: ahhhhh
Orxolon: oh no Juliamon nooooooooo
WolfnOtter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
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ghyllnox: o7
MilkInBags: tyranny
Jadaris: dodged
enbycephalopod: o7
DarknessKingCoH: o7
Kramburger: RIP
PhorrestGaze: o7
Kramburger: o7
Makrosian_Tay: o7
MilkInBags: actual tyrannty
CaptinOfBeez: o7
Nickiatori: o7
empyreon: o7
ButButTheJesus:
public_key_reveal_party: o7
enbycephalopod:
baltimore_667083: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
trainpants: o7
itira: o7
saucemaster5000: he was 2 days from retirement
MrSarkhan: o7
Mr_Horrible: what a disorienting experience that's got to be
Makrosian_Tay: We hardly knew ye (literally)
Mr_Horrible: o7
Orxolon: o7
frank_the_great: I'm glad they're gone
tr3ewitch88: What is happening 😳
Nickiatori: shoulda timed James out
BrowneePointz: they’re name was Jonah….they’re carrying the wheel
lamina5432: o7
Melfina__: Damn, lurkers getting shot.
Juliamon: LRRbot APP 20:08 jona88888 was timed out until 2025-03-11 17:18:50 (9m from now) by LoadingReadyRun.
MacbethSeemsSus: This isn't how quotas work
LostThePirate:
enbycephalopod: wait theres a message?
BrowneePointz: thanks for all they’ve shown us….this is how they feel
teeyeezey: Elon Savidan
NotCainNorAbel: that's a way to encourage engagement
Orxolon: Latveria's rule
Mr_Horrible: that's the new intro for Let's Nope. It's just Adam going "FOOT DIVE!"
public_key_reveal_party: Is the message that if you don't do anything it won't save you?
Kramburger: "Random" Bans Milk and Bus exclusivly
MilkInBags: cop quotas
BrowneePointz: their* apple please stop messing up my homophones
Mr_Horrible: it's how police quotas work
Sarah_Serinde:
10 messages, following since 2017 
couchboyj:
Gotta sacrifice a lurker to summon the spoopy 
betweenmyself:
at least Adam didn’t go the Thanos route 
calculated_uncertainties:
100 100
Kramburger: Defund the Mods
10of9:
Gotta put in my messaging reps 
saucemaster5000: what does doctor doom stream
Mr_Horrible: "We have appeal to the American audience, you need to KKona harder"
CaptinOfBeez: just time out 5 people at the beginning
Sarah_Serinde: @Kramburger It's cute you think we have funding
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Just chatting
Anubis169:
BrowneePointz: Doctor Doom doesn’t stream
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 nothing but factorio
bv310: @Kramburger We're supposed to have funding?
MilkInBags: factorio mentioned 👀
e_bloc: neverchat team unite
ghyllnox: "Hope you talk after we forced you not to"
CaptinOfBeez: oh good
raulghoulia: enemy for life
MilkInBags:
let's hope it's true 
Orxolon: nooooooooooo
frank_the_great: Finally!
GasCityGaming: they said the name of the game!
Mr_Horrible: "Irreconcilable differences, they said"
Anubis169: Kramburger: We get paid in damn good exposure
Orxolon:
MilkInBags: monday 2 pm
Nickiatori: new stream next week called lets yes
Orestes290: Scariest thing in months!
Mr_Horrible: moving you to 6am Thursday mornings
Kramburger: No more exposure, now you toil in silence in the ines
e_bloc: to a bigger zip code
DeM0nFiRe: Oki Oki Fright Club
trebuchetboy: friday at 5 Lets Nope
Makrosian_Tay: THAT WOULD BE WORSE!! I already have to work my schedule around this
frank_the_great: 11pm on a Sunday - Adult Swim time
ButButTheJesus: nooo I wouldn't be able to watch
patrick_stonecrusher:
But,,,,,, but my TUESDAYS
Forlorgen: Time for contract negotiation boys
MilkInBags: sunday 11 pm PST
Mr_Horrible: Frightening Friday
MilkInBags: deal with it, for the culture
betweenmyself: any plans to do the little Last of Us prequel before moving onto Part 2?
Mr_Horrible: "I don't want to be in the office at 1 in the morning"
ghyllnox: If y'all were on at 1 am I... Would not watch
MilkInBags: australians dont need to watch a horror stream, they can just watch outside for wild animals
e_bloc: that'd be like asking me to cut off an arm
Kramburger: Don't start again
Anubis169: <Doctor Evil> "How about ZIP IT"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to be in bed
CaptinOfBeez: id fuck up my sleep schedule for you guys
frank_the_great: "Imagine streaming at midnight" - Desert Bus host
NotCainNorAbel: there are no bad ideas during brainstorming; yet..
MilkInBags: sleeping in my big bed with my wife
Mr_Horrible: I want to be in the Atlas of Worlds at 1am
LostThePirate: Stream at another time if you want, but plz don't get rid of Tuesday 5pm, it's the one stream a week I can consistently watch.
groulux: The east coast would be banned to the Vods.
dragonwarrior000 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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MacbethSeemsSus: Just change the time every week, see who are the real fans.
public_key_reveal_party: I always try to go to bed at a reasonable hour
Mr_Horrible: wow, Blaz claims another casualty
PMAvers: 1 am is basically me looking at the clock, looking forward to my lunch break in a hour or so.
MilkInBags: no way!
MitchTheQuaker: shocked
frank_the_great: Drugs! *shakes fist*
Kramburger: TBF, it was destroying other things too
shendaras:
NotCainNorAbel: good for your health in lots of ways
public_key_reveal_party: Just perks on perks huh?
Nickiatori: two white guys talking about their sleep schedule, this really is a podcast!
MilkInBags: depriving your body from oxygen can mess it up? fuck
MilkInBags: (well done Ben)
saucemaster5000: it's true smoking crack before bed might get you a bit keyed up
ButButTheJesus:
happy to hear Ben 
Mr_Horrible: now is that smoking the devil's lettuce, or god's honest nicotine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben doing good on the quitting yaaaaayyy!!
frank_the_great: If I'm understanding this correctly, you should smoke in the morning to wake up
teeyeezey: I need to see Adam play REPO
MilkInBags:
just switch for alcohol, never bad happens with that
Kramburger: He says, smiling
hieroglyphica: The crankiness def passes
Mr_Horrible: god that game's funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are two different voice change monsters
Orxolon: so fun
Forlorgen: It was hilarious
Sarah_Serinde: it's very good
tr3ewitch88: I remember quitting cigarettes. It's a deep inside cranky.
public_key_reveal_party:
"I'm cranky"
Awaiko:
Oh, I needed to refresh the page 
Juliamon: Over 100 clips
MilkInBags:
most polished turd 
Blakemcm: nononono this one is good i swear
Orestes290: My ribs have not recovered
Sarah_Serinde: well thought-out too
EvilBadman: There was like 100 clips. Some dupes but yeah
couchboyj: Head flaps really make the game
randomblathering: Truth.
GasCityGaming: teh character models are amazing
teeyeezey: So many clips
Makrosian_Tay: Ah, but do you...find out?
Nickiatori: but does it allow you to find out?
Mr_Horrible: both the gang and the chat had a lot of fun
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon great googly moogly
DeM0nFiRe: The voice changing effects are so good
Darleysam: it (looks like) the devs understand that the players want to have fun
Forlorgen: it didnt send a billion enemies at you either
hieroglyphica: On the whole other end of the scale, I found out I have an endocannabinoid deficiency! There's no known cure except... cannabinoids. Weird spot to be in
Nickiatori: @Makrosian_Tay great minds think alike
MrSarkhan: that stream was amazing
shendaras: There were a lot of great moments.
Desdae: It was a good stream
frank_the_great: It was fun, def should play again
MilkInBags: where are they nowadays?
MilkInBags: terrence and philip
NotCainNorAbel: hhhhhhhhh
Mr_Horrible: it's also one where there's a lot of room for shenanigans, even when you know what it can throw at you
ShaneLeeAtk: And so much spite for the camera
trebuchetboy: Canadian characters
EvilBadman: @milkinbags Canada obv
RatherLargeToad: There’s a frog that stabs you
Nickiatori: @MilkInBags canada
Mr_Horrible: the scariest part of it was him ABANDONING SERGE
InconsiderateHat: The heads flapping along with real talking was gold
teeyeezey: Scariest part was Serge no scoping the whole game
Juliamon: even G got frustrated with Serge
Mr_Horrible: I learned so many dark things about Ben
ghyllnox:
MrSarkhan: nailed it
MrSarkhan:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Soul read
BusTed: gg
Orxolon: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible: no scoped
MilkInBags: adam's spitting
saucemaster5000: ah gottem ggs
shendaras: the bag of money was quite funny
Makrosian_Tay: Unbelievable skill
e_bloc: the real fun were the people whose friendship we lost along the way
Mr_Horrible: that's going in the kill compilation on alienware arena
Orestes290: At least he can fix things after
itira:
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMN
enbycephalopod: Gottem
itira: jfc Adam
trebuchetboy: sniped
Makrosian_Tay: HEY NOW
empyreon:
MilkInBags: chat don't snitch
ButButTheJesus: speaking of timeouts
TheAwkes: Ben caused problems on purpose, but they somehow didn't lead to losing much money.
ghyllnox: Serge was just completely unaware of anything going on
teeyeezey: Ben was clearly there for the lulz
saucemaster5000: ben tried to kill graham
frank_the_great: Chat, clip it for leverage
patrick_stonecrusher: Serge: "Guys we shouldnt do x" 45 seconds later does x "well you see in my defence..."
MilkInBags: serge is a giant betrayer
Mr_Horrible: "...oops"
MilkInBags: (affectionate)
Bacon_Trail: I love the occasional Adam dunks on Graham moment (whether G is present or not)
ButButTheJesus: I mean its never wrong to #blamejames
Nickiatori: I miss the LRR amongus nights
MilkInBags: james' defense will be "I don't know what's going on I don't play video games only minecraft like it's a job"
Darleysam: Lang?
Mai_Andra: kraft dinner
The_Timo: I could go for some KD with ketchup... after a good smoke
betweenmyself: that last round with the pressure valves though
Scy_Anide: I also thought it was gonna be mac & chez.
e_bloc: @Darleysam you beat me to it
itira: kraft dinner sucks
MilkInBags: what
saucemaster5000: sounds like a real mac and deez take
Scy_Anide: I should eat dinner.
itira: Adam noooo
Nickiatori: correct opinion ben!!!!!!!!
The_Timo: I love KD but only high nowadays
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is correct there
ButButTheJesus: need fancy ketchups
OmnipotentTrevor: give me ranch instead
teeyeezey: Kd with hot sauce more acceptable
InconsiderateHat: It was in the ads, even
MilkInBags: and then putting on your canadian tuxedo
MrSarkhan: I have never heard of that
Orestes290: I said ew but then realize I throw sriratcha on...
Scy_Anide: Some people like ketchup.
Nickiatori: dijon ketchup
OmnipotentTrevor: Ranch + mustard.
frank_the_great: Where are my ketchup on pizza bros. We were all kids once
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scy_Anide I enjoy ketchup but not on mac and cheese
InconsiderateHat: I do put sriracha on, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InconsiderateHat Yes, that's good
Mr_Horrible: 17 currencies, baby!
MilkInBags: 5
Thefluffiestguineapig: 6
frank_the_great: 4
Nickiatori: 6
BrindleBoar: too many
Mr_Horrible: (I don't actually know)
Orestes290: 17
betweenmyself: 87
MacbethSeemsSus: 7
ContingentCat: 14
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar You are correct
ButButTheJesus: 42
terribleplan: 4.
BrindleBoar: yessssssss
MilkInBags: what
Mr_Horrible: it's a department store
Mr_Horrible: with an escalator
spo8n: 37
MilkInBags: anything over 3 is criminal
Mr_Horrible: you're on a critical level of drugs and cope
MilkInBags: ???
terribleplan: 9!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nested stores? Is this the horror store version of Adam's grocery store from last week?
Nickiatori: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK
Makrosian_Tay: I'm sorry, WHAT??
MilkInBags: no thanks!
underhill33: holy jesus
bv310: Good lord
ButButTheJesus: POR QUEEEEE
Awaiko: Good grief, that's horrific
spo8n: Nein?
MilkInBags: the game is free (to never install)
RatherLargeToad: they couldn’t make it an even ten?
couchboyj: Was there a niner in there?
NotCainNorAbel: my guess is they tried 10 but there was an overflow
Nickiatori: @Thefluffiestguineapig Teamwork we made WTF!
frank_the_great: How many different words for gold is there?
BrindleBoar: if I were a gamedev in 2025 I would be making 26 currencies, one for each letter of the alphabet
EvilBadman: More like nein
Juliamon: It's almost caught up to TCG Pocket!
MrSarkhan: That is insane
Forlorgen: This just sounds like the future of america
Darleysam: I play Destiny and that makes me wince
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nickiatori Drift compatible!
Mr_Horrible: they're running out of GaaS
TheAwkes: 2: normal. 3: fine. 4: weird. 5: gear down, big rig. 9: ?!!?!?!!
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm not creating a spreadsheet to figure out how to give publishers money
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would bet money I don't have that the programmers are still underpaid
MilkInBags:
pixels i require 
jona88888: well that sure moved this off second monitor content for a while
Mr_Horrible: "Looks like shit. Anyway, back to matchmaking"
Pteraspidomorphi: I got here after the beginning of the conversation, what's the game?
MilkInBags: @jona88888 LMAO
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
DeM0nFiRe:
@jona88888
MilkInBags: welcome to the tyranny
Mr_Horrible: don't negotiate with terrorists jona
itira:
e_bloc: the good news is Adam has a casino sponsership
public_key_reveal_party:
MrSarkhan:
BusTed:
tr3ewitch88: Ben and Adam, If you were a video game what would be your most annoying feature? 😅🤣
Darleysam: today's main character!
BrindleBoar:
frank_the_great:
ButButTheJesus:
@jona88888 welcome back
ghyllnox:
Makrosian_Tay:
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MilkInBags: sub or get shot
Rhynerd: welcome back Jona!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome back jona!!!
MitchTheQuaker: too many keys
raulghoulia: talk to not get shot
Forlorgen: Didnt know id watch a person get shot on my birthday
MacbethSeemsSus: Chat
Orxolon: i am pay to win XD
MilkInBags: adam would design the biggest trap to reach the bathroom
saucemaster5000: let's nope has become shirley jackson's "the lottery"
enbycephalopod: I too wont get shot
Mr_Horrible: limited inventory space
spo8n: inconsistent buffering
Rhynerd: the weekly execution!
EvilBadman: Sewer level
frank_the_great: Adam
Orestes290: Only autosaves after death
patrick_stonecrusher: SAC RI FICE! SAC RI FICE!
Makrosian_Tay: Oh god, you're evil!
Awaiko: Jeebus, 3055 is incredibly generous!!
itira: D:
Mr_Horrible: oh, so Ben is just bugged
trebuchetboy: Only autosave games are evil dude
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHHHH
SolarBlitz1: MAWP attack
Nickiatori: I feel like Ben would have a sidekick like Navi from OOT who just yelled
itira: that sounds horrible
The_Timo: I mean that's less of a feature and more of a bug lol
Jmonkey49: Every level is an ice level
Mr_Horrible: that's not bad design, that's something that should be caught in the nightly
Makrosian_Tay: Holy shit! This is my nightmare!
tr3ewitch88: I love both of these 🤣🤣🤣🤣
frank_the_great: I'm a lil clumsy, so randomly falling, like that one Smash bros game
Orxolon: Returnal we are looking at you
Mr_Horrible: "Oh, good jump, Tarnished"
Darleysam: the skip dialogue button and conversation choice button are the same, and it always defaults to the worst choice
ghizmou: or when a long conversation has an x to repeat this interaction
MilkInBags: dark souls confirmed bad
Darleysam: Balatro, no jump button
Mr_Horrible: Ben thinks Metal Gear 1 should have a jump
Nickiatori: Ben hates pokemon confirmed
Kramburger: What's worse, no jump or the DS1 jump?
frank_the_great: Item in toilet -> click to pick up item -> missclicks and drinks toilet water
Makrosian_Tay: PREACH!! Preachpreachpreachpreachpreachpreach
The_Timo: There are multiple games where... why would your character jump lol
MilkInBags: witcher 3 fucking awful
spo8n: root doesn't have a jump button
Mr_Horrible:
they added a jump button in the worst one in recent memory, Ben
Kramburger: The jump button is the insect glaive
Vonbane: how often do y'all jump in real life?
SquareDotCube: Oh, Ben would be so frustrated with the old-style Castlevania jump
Mr_Horrible: fixed arc
DeM0nFiRe: I've played a game that had a jump BUT the jump didnt actually move your character mechanically, it just played a jump animation.
ButButTheJesus: literally playing Balatro right now
Anubis169:
Vonbane: every time i go training 
Mr_Horrible: it's barely a button
frank_the_great: There's a jump card that allows straights to jump a number, checkmate streamer
SolarBlitz1: If the level has designs around that would be solved by jumping, but they dont have a button to jump, that fucking annoys me
varmintx0: No one loves Jump King.
Nickiatori: getting over it Bens new favourite game
Kramburger: Ben why do you hate waffles
Mr_Horrible: we're getting you jumping for your birthday for the next 12 years, Ben
MilkInBags: ben about to explode when he watches a half press super mario speedrun
EvilBadman: I met Ben and he wouldn't shut up about jumping
SnakeBrine_: Heyo boys
PhorrestGaze: every time
PMAvers: So what you're saying is that we need to skip Last of Us and just play some Jump King.
e_bloc: straights have had it too good for too long
ButButTheJesus: @frank_the_great literally playing with that card right now
DarknessKingCoH: I mean GTA3 had jump, was it ever useful? Not really.
MilkInBags:
The_Timo: I'm now going to remove jumping from my game
Desdae: Even Smite had a jump xD
Nickiatori: Jumping is for the weak
MilkInBags: half the experience of MH is to be miserable
Mr_Horrible: it *would* mess with how fights need to be designed
Orxolon: How about Zelda ocarina of time-style,you jump when aproaching the end of a surfice?
EvilBadman: Every non-combat third jump has a flip
Ysurin91: if you want jumps you have to play insect glaive
Kramburger: Some people pay a lot of money for that
Orestes290: I refuse to jump in games. I'm still stuck on cut-man
Vonbane: ah, the cooch rub radar system
GasCityGaming: Whelp, Ben hates cooch rubbing
GasCityGaming:
BrindleBoar:
love a good cooch rub
MacbethSeemsSus: Which of you are the games that require motion blur and bloom?
Darleysam: real life, though, full of jumping
Mr_Horrible: never even seeing Gutsman
lochnessseammonster: your immersion!
betweenmyself:
games that ask you to name a file/character but give you a six letter limit
Kramburger: Duck Hunt literally unplayable
Cptasparagus: the grapple button in Returnal is the same as the interact/pickup button and its infuriating to zipline around instead of opening a chest
Tweygoh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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Bacon_Trail: Joy!
GasCityGaming: I own a high toilet
lochnessseammonster: every time you see an owl
Mr_Horrible: when he gets up he jumps up and goes YIPPEE
Kramburger: He Jumps to conclusions
raulghoulia: ben jumped 5 minutes ago
Mr_Horrible:
Darleysam: jumping to see owls
MilkInBags: jumping on my high horse
SquareDotCube: can't get past the first goomba in Mario
RockPusher:
Ysurin91: jump in the shower
Nickiatori: I like to go up stairs 2 at a time does that count?
saucemaster5000: Gotta jump on beej like a goomba
SolarBlitz1: I feel for anyones bed slats if they jump into bed every night
MacbethSeemsSus: It's over Anakin, I have the high toilet!
EvilBadman: @betweenmyself Luigi is five letters, checkmate
Kramburger: We have it in Aus
Darleysam: we say it a lot in the UK
Thefluffiestguineapig: I learned it from Alex
ButButTheJesus: aahn yer bike
DarknessKingCoH: Aren't high toilets bad for your health?
Nickiatori: ah more words from the bunnyhug place
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: I just step 2 at a time with my heinous legs
terribleplan: I thought it was Bri'ish
ButButTheJesus: I thought it was Alex quoting Bill Bailey
saucemaster5000: I hop over one step every day cause it creaks and I don't like it
Bacon_Trail: Adam Savidan, classic Brit
Kramburger: The brittish probably stole it from somewhere
MilkInBags: kiss the sausage ring
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 clearly haunted
tr3ewitch88: My knees require that I go up the stairs on all fours.
Orxolon: The king has left the chat.
Juliamon: I assumed it was European because where else would bikes be acceptable things to tell someone to use
MilkInBags:
we failed, they're gonna start the game before 30 minutes
KeytarCat: I follow the monarchy because EVERY TIME I TAKE MY EYES OFF THEM
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon "On your bike" can be interpreted as a threat in the States
SageofShadowzF: I think you should go right in.
tr3ewitch88: @milkinbags I tried 😅
EvilBadman: You can do Left Behind dlc too
Makrosian_Tay: Part 2 isn't release on PC yet
PMAvers: One-off where Ben plays Jump King.
varmintx0: Are you not doing the Left Behind dlc?
saucemaster5000: do one episode of part 2, then quit for a year
SageofShadowzF: There's left behind also
Mr_Horrible: more like Last of Us Part POO
Mr_Horrible: Jump King *is* a horror game
Mr_Horrible: existentially
Darleysam: you're right, falling IS scary!
Dog_of_Myth: True Horror: Jump King
lochnessseammonster:
PhorrestGaze: more than one game actually
DarknessKingCoH: I mean the 2nd season of the show comes out next month, so you're aheadf of that.
EvilBadman: @makrosian_tay They have five ps5s
PMAvers: Everything is legal once Wheeler played Pokemon on ITYC.
Nickiatori: part 2 doesnt come out on pc till next omonth
public_key_reveal_party: "let's nope" is now "let's whatever"
MilkInBags: the shapiro treatment
lochnessseammonster: jump king before bug snax would be a crime
betweenmyself:
@loadingreadyrun Left Behind DLC, Ellie backstory stuff from before part 1
SolarBlitz1: Ben must have the name of the show mentioned three times per stream
Bacon_Trail: tonight, on Let's JUMP! — Jump King!
Veshnikard: But if Adam's name is in the title do we get an intro?
Kramburger: Bring Back Adam's Funhaus!
public_key_reveal_party: Adam is cozy?
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: getting that sleepytime tea there brother
xantos69: Honestly kinda great.
frameshifty: just make a small edit "Let's Ope!"
bytecaster: Wait, isn't this "Ben and Adams Lets Nope Loud Boys Hour"?
Nickiatori: Ben is you waterbottle green? it got some of the background on it
Mr_Horrible: Ben hates rubbing cooch *AND* personalities
BusTed: A central thesis
DarknessKingCoH: I too would like to see the Ellie DLC
Mr_Horrible: you want a loose framework
InconsiderateHat: Also a theme enjoyer
lochnessseammonster: and that is the only box you're allowed to play in!
Mr_Horrible: a north star
MilkInBags: and Adam defined Graham's theme is to be boring already
tr3ewitch88: I feel like Adam could do a whisper quietly into the microphone night time radio show.😅
neisan2112: Horror doesn't have to "scare" you to be horror
e_bloc: and as usual, today's stream has been sponsored by Audible
ThorSokar: Horror games aren't really scary after you've played 100 of them
MilkInBags: adam you dont watch other streamers how can you know
PhuzNutz: no ham spoops
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, streamers are just actors?!?
EvilBadman: You are playing games that could be scary to folks and they wouldn't play them
bytecaster: Like in theatre you gotta sell the emotions for the cheap seats in the back
Mr_Horrible: most decent horror streamers aren't really doing the PewDiePie reaction slop
Darleysam: playing horror games doesn't mean you have to get scared by them
lochnessseammonster: it is fun when you do the group nights and the other players get scared
SolarBlitz1: Doing the wrassling thing of "me but at 11"
Mr_Horrible: they're doing it because it's a genre that interests them
Mai_Andra: you could bring in Serge for scary games sometimes to spice it up
xantos69: Wait, this is a bit? You two aren't just this charming and great?
Nickiatori: I find Hello kitty island adventure scary
Orxolon: do you have ocasional nightmares?
kimmibeans: Oh good, I didn't miss my favorite podcase
Kramburger: Playing games with a friend always makes it better and more fun, that's why stuff like it takes two gets a pass
ThorSokar: ELF is actually pretty good
e_bloc: ben's busy raw doggin the flight
Cptasparagus: @Mai_Andra I figured he would be too scared by REPO lol
Mr_Horrible: I still remember I accidentally showed a 10-year-old kid Samara Weaving pulling her hand off a nail during a flight
teeyeezey: It would be inauthentic and cringe if you were scared after so many years of playing
MilkInBags: yeah, when they read twitch chat they get nightmares
saucemaster5000: once watched hereditary on a plane sitting next to a little kid.... did NOT realise he was looking at the screen
SnackPak_:
Kramburger: LAX?
frameshifty: oh I hate that shit
lochnessseammonster:
i taught my friend's toddler what a woodchipper was recently
frank_the_great: My last nightmare was about being late for work. I'm boring
ghyllnox:
KeytarCat: I don't do much horror, I just have nightmares
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 he's too young to be scared by it, he's fine
SnakeBrine_: That DOES sound like hell
EvilBadman: Ben hate watches horror movies Jason Bothers can't jump
SnackPak_: I had a nightmare I couldn't get the freezer door to close all the way
couchboyj: Thats a concept to make a horror game out of
Juliamon: Big malls with regular transport
MilkInBags: it's like a mall, but different
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InconsiderateHat: The whole reason I started regularly watching this stream was because I wanted to consume horror stories, but humour is also my knee-jerk reaction to being scared and I get scared easily
GasCityGaming: been to the Vegas airport, can fondirm
xantos69: But the stores are teleporters that are uncomfortable and take 4 hours.
raulghoulia: malls with security
MilkInBags: who the fuck
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote airplane
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Orestes290: Next time I fly, I'm going to watch a slasher and take notes the whole time
PMAvers: Ah yes, just like the video game An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs.
PhorrestGaze: fewer closed storefronts in the airport
Vonbane: bus stations are just airports with buses
Orxolon: i dream everynight
Mr_Horrible: I dream a lot but most of them don't stick in my mind past like 2pm
DarknessKingCoH: I mean the part of Talk to Me where they reached out for the last time was hard to look at.
Nickiatori: @Mr_Horrible I watched half of kill la kill on a flight and didnt realize there was a small child behind me who could see my screen between the seats
MilkInBags: do you ever wake up to poop
RayFK: Little pissboy
ThorSokar: I would do a LOT of murders to not have dreams anymore
Kramburger: BEN
saucemaster5000: I have the same dream every time I watch mary poppins
Kramburger: SEE A DOCTOR
SnackPak_: old man Ben
Cptasparagus: guaranpeed
Rhynerd: I’d argue more that Malls are just Planeless Airports in that case.
Greyah: I have dreams that I can remember like once a year and they're always unsettling.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben I would see a doctor
measureofhope: Airports also have security but you can felt up at the mall if you really want to .
SnakeBrine_: Ben, go to the doc lol
teeyeezey: Adam: Prostate King
Scy_Anide: I thought I also didn't have dreams so I googled it (years ago when google search was a thing) and allegedly everyone dreams, so I guess I just don't remember mine.
betweenmyself: Ben’s prostate is the size of… Ben
QuixoticScrivener: oh nice, we're still chatting
GGsLive: No dreamer No pisser here too
Mr_Horrible: @Nickiatori yeah, this was the same situation with me when I said "Ooh, they've got Ready Or Not, I've been meaning to watch that"
ZombieHendrix: Adam is a mummy
e_bloc: might want to scope out that prostate
Makrosian_Tay: Wow, what's it like to have it all Adam?
RayFK: Don't dream? Don't piss? Is that even living Adam?
kimmibeans: I dream but I don't wake up to pee
Kramburger: BEEEEN
xantos69: To be fair... that is medical.
Vonbane: good for survival
SolarBlitz1: Lights off lights on sleep mode
frank_the_great: He just doesn't remember pissing
lochnessseammonster: adam with a sleep like severance
Mr_Horrible: upgrade your inventory capacity, Ben
Mr_Horrible: GROW UP
DarknessKingCoH: He's peeing right now!
Kramburger: Mods, can you send Ben to the doctor
tr3ewitch88: I stay up for 24 to 36 hours and then perish for 10 hours.
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags:
Makrosian_Tay: "Constantly" you say
EvilBadman:
He's pissing right now 
Awaiko: This is just a delight of getting old!
kimmibeans: Which is good, becaise my dog WILL steal your spot in bed if you get up to pee in the middle of the night
SageofShadowzF: Peeing a lot can be a warning sign of diabetes
KeytarCat: 🎵Don't dream, don't piss. What do you do? 🎵
Mai_Andra: I.P. Friehly
couchboyj: Doskoi!
Orxolon: life's too short to not play meta
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans One of my cats will do that too
SolarBlitz1: Though I find that if I sleep on my right side I wont dream, if I sleep on my left I will get vivid dreams.
lochnessseammonster: i don't wake up to piss but i do have wild vivid dreams
TheAwkes: The night piss will come if I drink too much liquids before bed, but while I know that I dream, I never remember a dream for more than a couple minutes after waking up.
Cptasparagus: diapeetes
Kramburger: Ben my 4 year old can go through the night without peeing
Anubis169:
Kramburger: Ben's a grown lad, he doesn't need us to send him
xantos69: That is 100% NOT true
SnackPak_: the mr burns theory
lochnessseammonster: tapped out
bytecaster: Ben has spent all of his skill points
Dog_of_Myth: That's just science
Mr_Horrible: Ben you stopped smoking, you opened a slot
kimmibeans: That's not how that works, Ben...
Kramburger: @Anubis169 X: Doubt
NotCainNorAbel: the slots are full
ThorSokar: that is NOT how it works
raulghoulia: ben's maxxed our his build
SnakeBrine_: Its capped, he cannot take any more debuffs
lochnessseammonster:
that'd be nice
xantos69: Ben, you can just stack negative debuffs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am pressing x to doubt here
frank_the_great: Graham beat cancer, so he's immortal now
EvilBadman: Listen I am a doctor and I think you gotta get that oil changed and ball rotated
BusTed:
\ 
/
SnackPak_: ook ook
betweenmyself:
I’m too full of donuts, no room for diabetes 
hieroglyphica: @cptasparagus no one acknowledge how good that was so I will. Good joke!
Veshnikard: Ben is just Mr Burns, all stuck in the door
teeyeezey: Checks web MD yup the math checks out
ButButTheJesus: OOK OOK
Mr_Horrible: that's not an accurate depiction of me
ThorSokar: Yep!
MilkInBags: take back alcohol to beat diabetes
Mr_Horrible: plus side, fancy pillow
itira: womp womp
tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣
ThorSokar: yea, it's a 2-for-1 sale
hieroglyphica: Save is true for a surprising number of Americans
kimmibeans: Some people just pee in the middle of the night
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only weeks?
Juliamon: that's so fast!
ButButTheJesus: that is fast
ghyllnox: That's pretty quick
NotCainNorAbel: farmer pain scale
Veshnikard: 2-3 weeks! So lucky
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Dog_of_Myth: Only weeks?? Must be nice
Hypo_Holy: insomnia got me watching let's nope
Kramburger: Toxic Masuclinity is not attractive, Ben
kimmibeans: *laughs in GP shortage*
measureofhope: As a chronic illness haver I can tell you that having lots of health problems actually just gets you frequent flyer miles with Air Healthscare
ghyllnox: I'm in the US and it's at least a month
Nickiatori: also from alberta and unless I am dying I have a hard time going to the doctor for anything
Mr_Horrible: as most of us do
BusTed: misery olympics in full force
ThorSokar: States is just Hunger Games
tr3ewitch88: I just had my doctor's appointment canceled while I was in my doctor's appointment
Mr_Horrible: if we go to the doctor here they just fucking shoot us
Greyah: Huh. When I want to make a doctor's appointment I can usually schedule it within a day or two.
ghyllnox: You know what, fair
Mr_Horrible: and then charge for the bullet
lamina5432: our problem is break your leg pay it of for a year
e_bloc: surprise health care sucks everwhere
bytecaster: "It doesn't look like you have a Skeleton"
ghizmou: oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
betweenmyself: just got some bloodwork done yesterday and the only issue found is elevated liver enzymes (which has been a long term issue for what its worth)
ghyllnox: Uh ohhhh
Kramburger: B E N J A M I N
Makrosian_Tay: Uhhhhhh
BusTed: oops whoops
ghyllnox: lmao
RatherLargeToad: Surprise!
MilkInBags: yeah that happens
BusTed: walked it off
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: BUH
NotCainNorAbel: nature is healing
terribleplan: It fixed itself. It's fine. Probably.
SnakeBrine_: Bruh...
Veshnikard: Just walk it off
hieroglyphica: Eh, it'll only be a problem if it's an enlarged prostate, which can cause frequent peeing, but like it's mostly a discomfort thing
Nickiatori: literally walked it off
tr3ewitch88: I'm pretty sure the treatment for a strained ankle is to walk it off.
Mr_Horrible: it's gonna be an ouchie for a while but some of them yeah, they're okay with the pressure from walking
Nickiatori: some hockey players play on broken ankels for weeks during playoffs
Nigouki: smash the prostate
MilkInBags: chat is full of doctors
itira: ahhhhh
Makrosian_Tay: Adam...
Nickiatori: Adam no!
hieroglyphica: Perhaps the most interested statement about myself i could imagine
varmintx0: Streamers should always follow medical advice from their chat.
Dog_of_Myth: Tony Hawk Pro State
Mr_Horrible: how bout you show some civic pride and be pro-vince, Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I can't talk, I drove myself home with (in the words of the ER doctor) a pulverized elbow after I fell off a horse because I thought I must have just sprained it
SnackPak_: GG yall
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags:
just dont read about it right now
ButButTheJesus: GGs
Nickiatori: Mcdavid looked good in red
Kramburger: Beeeeeen
MilkInBags: wise
bytecaster: Us?!?
spurius: for some reaso n the part that most annoy me about the 51st state, is the idea of a state with 4 time zones
Critterbot: Yeah so, anyway, I was told there was gonna be a video game?
e_bloc: big shoutout to McDavid for getting beat in the playoffs repeatedly
bytecaster: But we want to backseat your body!
frameshifty: I have gotten very good at using superglue on cuts
Mr_Horrible: it does feel weird that you're cheerfully digging your own grave here
ButButTheJesus: ben how could you
ghyllnox: What do you eat Ben
Mr_Horrible: GARY! PIZZA?!
hieroglyphica: I have a defect where anything fun or exciting might give me brain damage, but I absolutely dare to go to a state fair sometimes
Kramburger: I will come over there and I will Father you so goddamn hard
lochnessseammonster: i'm eating chips right now
BrindleBoar: the chip was defending itself
DeM0nFiRe: I knew someone who ate a chip once. Died instantly
public_key_reveal_party: I'm more concerned with exactly 4.
InconsiderateHat: @frameshifty Hey, isn't that what it was invented for?
MilkInBags:
kimmibeans: I lived across the street from 2 ERs for 6 years; I got spoiled
Nickiatori: McDavid looked way better in red than he ever has in blue
tr3ewitch88: BEN!!! HOW COULD YOU! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SnackPak_: what
EvilBadman: Ben slams his hand in the fridge door to stave off the hunger demon
MilkInBags: galasstus
ContingentCat: lol
gualdhar: I found out two years ago that my "trick knee" was actually a torn ACL and my knee was seriously fucked
betweenmyself: Ben almost revealing he has been slowly consuming a small airplane the past five years
SnakeBrine_: Ben mass murders chips I bet
Mai_Andra: the Herald of Shit
Mr_Horrible: "Prepare your bowl for destruction"
MilkInBags: walk it off
SolarBlitz1: Ben unveiling the matryoshka doll of unhealthy things in his life is my favourite bit of Lets Nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben not advisable for cardiac people
7gorobei: gastricitis
Vonbane:
welcome to middle age
CrossXhunteR: you take them both and there you have...
MilkInBags: and we wonder why men have 4-5 years of lifespan less than women
bytecaster: Ben, how dare you do "this"!
hieroglyphica: Tbf, at a certain age you DO have to accept that things hurt
Nigouki: bleeding from face hole is ER, not doc APPT
ghyllnox: They'll do triage
dumbo3k: You aren't taking up a slot, there is such a thing as Triage
SnackPak_: that's not how it works
itira: LOL
Mr_Horrible: literally a chip on his shoulder
hieroglyphica: Like yes I have a complex illness, but also my ankle probably hurts because I'm old and worked too hard yo
MWGNZ:
Orestes290: spur
Nickiatori: that is exactly how I feel when I book an appointment for something minor
CastleOtranto: Nope, Ben is right. That is exactly how triage works.
PhorrestGaze: the bone's bad, need a new one
itira: that got me Ben
NotCainNorAbel: grind it down
teeyeezey: I used to be an adventurer but then I took a chip to the shoulder
MilkInBags: hey Ben while we checked your arm, 4 orphans died, well done
PoundsMcSlam: welcome to your mid 30s and beyond… stuff just starts hurting for no reason
ButterBall000: !uptime
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bytecaster: Grinding? Must be all of that PoE
Mr_Horrible: tell it to start manualing
Bacon_Trail: Adam's shoulder on that grind
Kramburger: This is just the start to Monster
SolarBlitz1: And one of those orphans? Albert Einsten
MilkInBags: what did those orphans ever do for you
Vonbane: the machine starts to break down
Mr_Horrible: that's orphans' favorite activity
hieroglyphica: You also figure out WHY it hurts around then a lot, and that you can't fix it
GreyThey: Just wait, four orphans will need to be rescued, and your arm issue will stop you from doing it
CrossXhunteR: there's a game part to this stream?
Mr_Horrible: I know *my* machine couldn't move 2 million pounds
MilkInBags: Ben
Kramburger: That's a thing Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tight five kegals
SnackPak_: it's called acting
tr3ewitch88: Operator error.
enbycephalopod: My shoulder sounds like rice krispies when I rotate it
Nickiatori: this really was a podcast, two white guys talking about Sleep schedules and health problems
itira:
OmnipotentTrevor: Adam isn't forgetting the upkeep. He's getting those regular oil changes and tire rotations
MilkInBags: does one kegel, eyes pop off from your face
hieroglyphica: I mean I guess if you wear wearing spandex?
QuixoticScrivener: Adam has maximum poker face
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Bacon_Trail: Ben's muscles must all flex at once together
Thefluffiestguineapig: The face got me
Mai_Andra:
"you see, as we age, our bodies developed these little kinks and quirks - and there's nothing really 'wrong' - it's just that our bodies don't work quite as well as they used to." 
Mr_Horrible: Ben making SF6 character intro faces while exercising
Bacon_Trail: Don't worry he doesn't need any doctors
Critterbot: About time...
enbycephalopod: 41 min]
Kramburger: On that 2 million creep
itira: christ
MilkInBags: and then what
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: 30 tons, save some for the rest of us
Nickiatori: @Critterbot time flew I was enjoying the podcast
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: hit that Brodinsleep
drcthulu: how many Toyota Tercels is that?
BusTed:
InconsiderateHat: Ahhhh crap I was supposed to do a workout tonight. (I went for a hike instead tho, I feel like that's good enough)
drcthulu: also congrats
GasCityGaming: for scale, a loaded AC-130 plane weighs 155,000 lbs
Forlorgen: Time to eat an entire cow adam and sleep
Nickiatori: oh hey salt lake city!, did the Mormons survive the apocolypse
CrossXhunteR: i saw a trailer for some new horror game the other day that i now need to remember what it was
Faulpyr: That monster hunter run button keeps getting me in other games
MilkInBags: holy shit adam you moved 100 planes?!
GasCityGaming: you could have moved several plans from A to B
Scy_Anide: Today was supposed to be back and arms for me today but instead I spent 2 hours baking a cake.
lochnessseammonster: it is still very impressive
Scy_Anide: So tomorrow is back and arms *and* legs instead...
Forlorgen: movin planes getting gains
Mr_Horrible: point of order he'll have moved 13 planes
public_key_reveal_party: I will say, Adam talking about working out a few weeks ago got me to sign up for a gym membership and I've gone a lot since then and feel great
Mr_Horrible: still a lot but I won't brook lies about math
ZombieHendrix: how many pyramid stones is that weight? id you move a whole pyramid?
MilkInBags: adam is working for Big Gym
Cptasparagus: reload time
Makrosian_Tay: Oh shit, I realize now I still have an hour to go on last week's VoD
OmnipotentTrevor: Eh. I've seen someone pull a train on tv once.
Kramburger: James' dad?
MilkInBags: it's the guy that used to eat planes
MilkInBags: he owns all the gyms
Nickiatori: Big Jim Turner
topsoil_iris: Spelled "Gym's Jim"
Bacon_Trail: Big Gym, cousin of Slim Jim
electra310: Big Jim's Big Gym
SquareDotCube: Slim Jim after two years of working out at the gym
drcthulu: 30 tons is just over 29 1998 toyota tercels
Mai_Andra: The Hulk landed a plane one episode.
EvilBadman: "hulk eat plane?"
topsoil_iris: How many Gandalfs is 30 tons
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't he the guy who broke all those world records eating things?
MilkInBags: careful, ai answers are awful
betweenmyself: a gym so high end it insists you call it “James”
hieroglyphica: Wtf
shendaras: wtf
Kramburger: WHAT THE FUCK
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Children: just the worst
Dog_of_Myth: Wtf
Kramburger: Ben are you okay?
Makrosian_Tay: Holy shit what??
topsoil_iris: I'm legally blind and kids did that with my glasses too! Kids are brutal it sucks
Nickiatori: Ben itteraly lived a silent voice
MilkInBags: should have heard them coming for you
ghyllnox: And their parents made them pay for new ones right? Right???
hieroglyphica: I got raised as a hermit, and you know there's some advantages
Nickiatori: Ben have you seen "A Silent Voice"?
Makrosian_Tay: @nickiatori it's a good movie but...it's NOT for everyone
Makrosian_Tay: It's a tough watch
SageofShadowzF: Great movie
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Have you heard a silent voice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, it's NOT just what kids do Ben
SnackPak_: you couldnt reach that ladder dude?
satyropodobny: Egads, a puzzle
MilkInBags: it's mr beast!
Larkonus: Look, a broken spotlight!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is very green for even a recovered Salt Lake City
Hypo_Holy: i feel so vindicated that I ranked a silent voice higher than your name
SquareDotCube: and a partridge in a pear tree
lochnessseammonster: you are correct
NotCainNorAbel: had a really big gift card to REI
SnackPak_: jingle bell rock
Orxolon: jingle bells
lochnessseammonster: but relient k's version is the best one
SolarBlitz1: I wish it could be christmas, by Wizard
Nickiatori: Little drummer boy sucks
itira: "Rub my bumbumm"
dutchmoose: Feliz Navidad is goated
MilkInBags: jingle bells fucking sucks
Vonbane: i want a hippopotamus for christmas
NotCainNorAbel: Father Christmas by The Kinks
tr3ewitch88: I want to hip-hop apartments for Christmas.
Makrosian_Tay: We Three Kings, jazz version
electra310: Carol of the Bells
Forlorgen: Oi to the world by no doubt
MWGNZ: snoopies xmas
raulghoulia: heat miser
Orestes290: Donde esta santa clause!
ButterBall000: Rudolph>
GGsLive: Its the Wham song
The_Timo: None of the above?
bv310: Twelve Beers of Christmas?
EvilBadman: No hymns
GasCityGaming: o christmas tree?
SnackPak_: @dutchmoose true
DarknessKingCoH: Last Christmas by Wham
groulux: Snap pick Rudolph
hieroglyphica: NO
e_bloc: last christmas
MirrorDisco: Christmas is by Run DMV
MacbethSeemsSus: Carol of the Bells
SageofShadowzF: Jingle bell rock is fun to play.
LostThePirate: Huron Carol
drcthulu: Grandma got run over by a reindeer
dweebert91: Dominic the Donkey
lochnessseammonster:
@raulghoulia
MirrorDisco: Run Snack
Lysander_salamander: Run Run Rudolf
satyropodobny:
Grandma got ran over by the reindeer
betweenmyself: Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer
Nickiatori: Christmas at ground Zero by Weird Al
couchboyj: Jingle Bell Rock
Larkonus: Last Christmas can burn in the fires of the deepest pits of Hell.
Mai_Andra: for traditional Christmas, "Carol of the Bells"
frank_the_great: Dominic the Donkey, hands down, windmill slam
rosesmcgee: Dreidel song. To be subversive
Desdae: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Good song,
drcthulu: Silver Bells?
Lysander_salamander: Step into Christmas
Forlorgen: booo all carols suck
MrSarkhan: working retail ruined all Christmas songs for me.
Orestes290: 12 days of xmas then. I love lists
tehfewl: all i want for christmas is you
EvilBadman: Ben just walking past the giraffe
InconsiderateHat: oh hey it's Adam's fursona!
e_bloc: die hard is the best christmas song
The_Timo: Just straight up skipped that section eh? lol
MacbethSeemsSus: and you want people to leave
DudelidouX: The Darkness Christmas Time only song I willingly listen to
electra310: The Buble Tuble
Kramburger: Michael Buble singing Santa 'Buddy' because he's a coward
LunaticPandoraVIII: O Come O Ye Faithful. Just to yell "come" alot...
DreamyPants: omg I got here just in time
10of9: Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer?
Vonbane: Feliz navidad
DreamyPants: I love this bit
dutchmoose: But actually Winter Wonderland is my favorite
tr3ewitch88: Carol of the Bells is my favorite of all times so hard to sing though.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Carol of the Bells especially when in an advanced choir
itira: White Christmas is the best one imo
Makrosian_Tay: Baby it's Cold Outside
bv310: Carol of the Bells?
The_Timo: Well there goes that character moment lol
Mai_Andra:
I unironically liked that Mariah Carey song before it was cool. 
kimmibeans: Carol of the Bells slaps
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay NO, especially as someone who was AWAB
SnackPak_: ding frys are done
xantos69: Manheim Steamroller is Strong.
ZombieHendrix: BC Clark Anniversary Sale song
GasCityGaming: as someone who worked retail for almost 15 years, i still rate my 'favourite' at like a 7/10
MacbethSeemsSus: Tall dogs
frank_the_great: Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer taught me that it's okay to be different as long as you're a productive worker who serves a purpose
DarknessKingCoH: Feliz Navidad was used by Taco Johns and I can't unhear it
GasCityGaming: once
Larkonus: You can if you're not a coward.
Vonbane: techincally you can ride anything...
neisan2112: @ZombieHendrix YES THANK YOU. ITs what starts the christmas season
InconsiderateHat: They look slanted
saucemaster5000: Do you ride at the top or bottom of the neck
MilkInBags: yeah if you use one of your two daily jumps
Rhynerd: for a year I had “Here Comes Santa Claus” stuck in my head. either that or parodies I made of it.
Nickiatori: they have big tongues
The_Timo: need a slanted saddle
frank_the_great: Big Giraffe says no
MilkInBags:
Astramentha: where there’s a will there’s a way
Thefluffiestguineapig: Purple
ButterBall000: Time to hunt dinner?
EvilBadman: I feel the impact of this scene was altered by us being snowballs deep in Xmas songs
Orxolon: giraffes are surely aliens
Thefluffiestguineapig: To help prevent sunburn
hieroglyphica: They have the same number of vertebra as us
hieroglyphica: They're just looooong vertebra
patrick_stonecrusher: Black tongues t9 prevent sunburn
Astramentha: eh, more purple tongue
Morrigan9: video game wouldn't lie
LostThePirate: Now how many folks here know that fact about giraffes from Salute Your Shorts?
LightspeedSloth: has anyone said “Giraffe of Us?”
Forlorgen: It has to be really tough there is not fat on those animals
Orestes290: Athena lover her some giraffe
Orxolon: how can a giraffe be real and unicorns don't?
EvilBadman: @lostthepirate Yo
SnackPak_: @LostThePirate o/
QuixoticScrivener: I too saw an episode of Salute Your Shorts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Same number of cervical vertebrae, I think most mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae, it's when you get to owls you get the weird things
Forlorgen: its called evolution
MilkInBags: deep
Earthenone: its no resident evil man felating giraffe, but it will do
jessieimproved: @LostThePirate How dare you call out us that need back medicine
drcthulu: Narwhals exist
MWGNZ:
ContingentCat: got us there
Larkonus: Unicorns do exist, they're just called Rhinos.
raulghoulia: unicorn national animal of Scotland
Nickiatori: we have Rhinos whichs are basically unicorns
saucemaster5000: Unicorns didn't stick out their neck for anyone
frank_the_great: Wait, HOLD THE PHONE, Unicorns don't?
MilkInBags: unicorns stopped being horny and died out
hieroglyphica: I unfortunately don't know what Salute your Shorts is
Forlorgen: what advantage does a horn on a head in a non aquatic environment serve
DarknessKingCoH: Last thing horses meed os a weapon on their head.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends how much stuff I'm carrying
DarknessKingCoH: is-
LostThePirate: @hieroglyphica Children's show from the 90s about summer camp
Orxolon: i mean a horse with a horn is more believable than a horse with a long neck with cheetah skin
MilkInBags: @Forlorgen ask a rhinoceros
jessieimproved:
Camp Anawana, we hold you in our hearts
drcthulu: @Forlorgen Braging rights
xantos69: Then Ben did a kickflip
Nickiatori: i have this thing where I can get my feet rolling real fast down the stars
Forlorgen: @MilkInBags touche
PhuzNutz: And when we think about you, it makes me wanna FART!
Lysander_salamander: I don't think I've slid down a bannister before. I should find one somewhere
Makrosian_Tay:
I never got try that. I was poor in bannister 
KeytarCat: I can't descend stairs fast. I just, can't move my legs fast enough
MilkInBags: a punk axe
jessieimproved: @PhuzNutz It's I hope we never part! Get it right or pay the price!
Thefluffiestguineapig: My mind
Mr_Horrible: bastard sword
MilkInBags: an automatic gun
Nickiatori: Maul
frank_the_great: Sword and shield. I fuck with shields
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely, my body is weak
Nickiatori: give me a GIH hammer
Forlorgen: I like option gun
Strebenherz: hammer for life
InconsiderateHat: swishy poke. Also I would die.
Nickiatori: BIG*
ShaneLeeAtk: It's I hope we never part, now get it right or pay the price
Mr_Horrible: "Local hunter picks bowgun, asked to leave the Forbidden Lands"
Larkonus: Full Release Slash just never gets old on SwAxe.
GGsLive: the headbutt
Manitu_25: charge blade ftw
DudelidouX: SwitchAxe is so much fun
ButButTheJesus:
@MWGNZ I'd forgotten how much I love SANIC face 
Greyah: My favorite is probably punch, although punch is even funnier in like sci-fi and cyberpunk.
EvilBadman: Bloodnorne saw cleaver. I would cut my leg off and die
Orxolon: sword and shield?
MacbethSeemsSus: Whichever looks coolest but is guaranteed to hurt myself using.
Bearudite: how fucked are your legs boss?
MilkInBags: swords are not slow and unwieldy, that's just gameplay design to balance them
The_Timo: MY Mind is the only weapon I need
SnackPak_: o7
drcthulu: Spear is probably easier to learn than a sword and it has more range, and is less expensive to make
lochnessseammonster:
SquareDotCube: tbf rapier and buckler can deal with armor, it just means poking at the joints. Otherwise a hammer can break bones despite armor
EvilBadman: Hell yeah!
MilkInBags: sekiro 2 will happen before (lol)
Cptasparagus: Elesh Bloodnorn
saucemaster5000: In fact, let's remove bloodborne from the ps store
mariomario42:
Mr_Horrible: the real horror of Let's Nope is that the streamers hate me personally
DudelidouX: I'm so sick of remasters
MilkInBags: sony HATES making money
EvilBadman: It is mastered already
10of9: from my understanding, spears were the "we don't have time to train you" weapon historically
Morrigan9: maybe teh silksong guys are working on bloodborne remaster... that would explain lots
betweenmyself: I’d go with the greatest weapon of all, Firendship… Just stand in the back and let everyone else do the slappin for me
Bearudite: I want a game that is LIKE sekiro
MilkInBags: too bad now we get elden ring 1, elden ring dlc, elden ring fortnite, elden ring cod
SnakeBrine_: We're just gonna delete it. They are gonna come to your house and remove it from your possession completely
Cptasparagus: Sekiro 2 comes out next week. Assassins Creed Ninja
The_Timo: New elden ring looks so fun
DarknessKingCoH: How long til we get a new Putt Putt game?
MWGNZ: 60fps remake of bloodbourne, but it's for the ps vita
BrindleBoar: the pointy end goes in the other person
The_Timo: Makes so much sense for them to reuse all these assets for a smaller game
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to see Radagon hitting the griddy
InconsiderateHat: I think Adam would like the longbow, that takes work that you can be proud of.
Nickiatori: Damn Ben was a real Alberta boy
DarknessKingCoH: 25yrs ago
Mr_Horrible: no, as in a new putt-putt game
MilkInBags: putt putt was destroyed and remade into a cybertruck, sorry
GasCityGaming: Now im sad
Bearudite: same with airbud
MacbethSeemsSus: Unlimited fps Bloodborne, but game speed is tied to fps
Forlorgen: NO MY SALAD DRESSING!
BrindleBoar: gotta be more than that, no way was Wishbone one dog
Kramburger: Putt-putt failed their emissions test
spo8n: Wishbone was a dog, he is freeze dried now.
Greyah: @MilkInBags And all the animation is AI generated.
Strebenherz: "what's the story wishbone" activated some core memories
Juliamon: I'd be honestly terrified if WIshbone was still alive
saucemaster5000: wishbone's the one dog who didn't go to heaven
drcthulu: Putt-Putt joins the circus was the last in July 11, 2000
EvilBadman: Books stopped getting made in 2003
Astramentha: D:
kimmibeans: Nope. Wishbone is immortal and anything else is a lit
Nickiatori: Air bud was made into a Cybertruck?
kimmibeans: *lie
The_Color_Twelve: also your eyes don't shut off when you close them to sleep. you're just looking at the inside of your eyelids
ButterBall000: Putt-Putt was sent to the collector's garage to never run again with the Magic School Bus
BrindleBoar: good
MilkInBags:
SnackPak_: gottem!
Mr_Horrible: ayup
Bearudite: Incelcamino
MilkInBags: graham owns it
itira: uuugghhhh
Mr_Horrible: sounds like you two got work to do then
Mr_Horrible: make it so there's 0 cybertrucks in victoria
hieroglyphica: Lucky! There's far too many in Seattle
Rhynerd: @butterball000 didn’t they try bringing back Magic School bus recently-ish?
MacbethSeemsSus: They're all over Chicago now, they're awful.
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Makrosian_Tay: Aw shit...
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are two in my fucking city and I hate them
drcthulu: You can feel Joel's grimace from here
enbycephalopod: I live in a town of like 10k and there are 3
Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica every time I see one on the street I am actually compelled to make a rude hand gesture
Orestes290: I made number stickers to put on any cyber truck I see. For legal reasons I can't say what they are
Mr_Horrible: it's wild
saucemaster5000: A friend's mom growing up would intentionally key any Hummer that parked next to her -- bet she still does that to cybertrucks
enbycephalopod: one of which has been wraped in digital camo
kimmibeans: @Rhynerd They did! Now if only they would bring back the games
MilkInBags: did you know they're fireproof? it's totally ok to try it
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're dangerous
Kramburger: I can make a accurate cybertruck in blender in 30 minutes
Vonbane: looks like a 1st grader drew it in art class
rosesmcgee: They look like an IRL texture rendering error
Nickiatori: Balatro
GasCityGaming: If people shat on the Pontiac Aztek but like the cybertruck, they're lying
MacbethSeemsSus: They're massive, they basically block the road
MilkInBags: does your car have a jump button
Forlorgen: They look terrible, like a polygon come to life
drcthulu: Cybertruck looks like a Playstation 1 rendered car
Mr_Horrible: that'd just be homer's car from that simpsons episode
Strebenherz: oh is there a new ffxiv raid?
NotCainNorAbel: they look like a first design. like someone put the borders in and the boss said make it
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz WoW
Nickiatori: we doing some Tank Parkour
BusTed:
frank_the_great: I honestly think they're goofy in a charming way, like that Cube car. But Elon and his fans have ruined my perception of it
Mr_Horrible: I love a taste of da bois
tehfewl: playing wow with sounds on, lmao
Strebenherz:
@Mr_Horrible 
InconsiderateHat: HAVE A TASTE OF PURE BOY
Nickiatori: ooh secret tunnel
ButterBall000: I need a cup of those boy's piss
MilkInBags: <message deleted>pistols are not not accurate
DarknessKingCoH: Ask Han Solo
kimmibeans: Rule of Cool
Robot_Bones: see things more closely
Bearudite: they suck to use imo
superdude097: The pricipal of my elementary school was named "Debois"
EvilBadman: I've been enjoying interrupting Rivals ults.
drcthulu: Iron sights
ghyllnox: I respect what they were trying to do with making a vehicle that looks nothing like any of the other cars on the road. But the rest of it is awful along with the rat who's the face of the company
frank_the_great: WHAT
SolarBlitz1: D:
Mr_Horrible: and Harrison Ford would be too grumpy to answer
DarknessKingCoH: Trie
Greyah: How can he be dead if he's not real?
SnackPak_:
kimmibeans: Done in by his own seed
DarknessKingCoH: True-
MilkInBags: <message deleted>@Greyah just like god
Nickiatori: Adam you just poiled a 9 and a half year old movie for me
ShaneLeeAtk: He was dead a long long time ago
frank_the_great: Can't believe he's not real
xantos69: And Adam Driver STILL isn't cool.
bv310: Not even the characfter, just actual Adam Driver
Mr_Horrible: that's what you get for raw-dogging, Han
Bearudite: poiled
frank_the_great: parnets
MilkInBags: <message deleted>poiled o7
enbycephalopod: GETTEM
Nickiatori: bye chat
patrick_stonecrusher: Theyre all dead, cause it happened a long time ago
mulligan2six: parnets. You lose!
lochnessseammonster: parnets
drcthulu: poiled and mashed potatoes
OmnipotentTrevor: The shows have honestly been killing it compared to the movies anyway
seanmrwick: hello you handsome gentlemen
frank_the_great: 10 minutes, only fair
MilkInBags: <message deleted>a sminor
MilkInBags: <message deleted>adam i heard it
Strebenherz: @ghyllnox a 100k vehicle should also not be capable of making me feel better about my decade old 8k junker with all the "cyberdumpers broken in X way" shenanigans
SquareDotCube: hurbis!
kimmibeans: I mean... I have professors that have definitely graded like that
ShaneLeeAtk: We're on the Internet??!!?
MilkInBags: <message deleted>LUL
saucemaster5000: SMINOR
MilkInBags: <message deleted>as usual, white men are getting silenced
teeyeezey: Can carry dozens of weapons but only one brick at a time
drcthulu: it's a good thing they can't see your flashlight
MilkInBags: <message deleted>LUL
seanmrwick: works every time
kimmibeans: Don
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
MilkInBags: <message deleted>usual victim
Strebenherz: How many times has milk been banned?
MilkInBags: <message deleted>banned? never
Mr_Horrible: MilkInBANG
kimmibeans:
Don't forget to take breaks tonight!
MilkInBags: <message deleted>timed out? huuuuuh
itira: damn
SnackPak_: nice
Kramburger: MilkInBanned
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wooooooooooow
raulghoulia: bans on Milk are an outlier and not part of the experiment
MWGNZ:
seanmrwick: I need to get back into playing this game
NotCainNorAbel: almost two years
ghyllnox:
frank_the_great: You know what's funnier than 23?
MilkInBags: <message deleted>LUL imagine you change management
Strebenherz: that's impressive
KeytarCat: That's how many Repo clips I made!
SnakeBrine_: That's high lol
Larkonus: I frequent a channel where timeouts are asked for and handed out for fun.
Strebenherz: if Milk gets 50 mod actions, does milk get mod promoted
Cptasparagus: reviewing unban requests is a good time
MilkInBags: <message deleted>@Strebenherz that's not a promotion, that's a sentence
frank_the_great: @Cptasparagus Pretty good content for sure
Juliamon: We usually take care of them pretty quickly, except for some of the really weird ones, which we leave for posterity
drcthulu: reviewing unban requests could be a bit
Mr_Horrible:
yeah they're definitely finishing this game today
DarknessKingCoH: I fell like most of them are from Pre-Re streams
EvilBadman: Minor computing error
DarknessKingCoH: feel-
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like most of them are bots
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GGsLive: Adam broke it...as usual
tr3ewitch88:
itira: uh oh
saucemaster5000: and he's been doing this for a decade
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: who let the gorilla use the computer?
saucemaster5000: still can't use a computer
Diabore: which hunt?
MilkInBags: <message deleted>well i feel like someone wants a timeout (not me)
teeyeezey: Known breaker of things
seanmrwick: why is adam getting attacked so much
tr3ewitch88: ADAM! 🤣
Forlorgen: STOP GASLIGHTING ADAM
NotCainNorAbel: are you saying you are a witch?
drcthulu: It's ok, if it was Serge we would expect better
Boon_33: adam's a witch!
kimmibeans: Is it just me, or does Ellie's anatomy not look right?
raulghoulia: Adam's a witch confirmed. whats your familiar
SnakeBrine_: lmao
MilkInBags: FUCK
Diabore: milk got shot
Rhynerd: milk died again.
neisan2112: LMAO RIP milk
MWGNZ: 24 now
Makrosian_Tay: HA
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam opened the doors, let all the perma-bans out.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 24 now
HorusFive: No Adam, "Framed" means you didn't do it
Vonbane:
you don't give the gorilla the scalpel and tweezers, duh
enbycephalopod: o7
seanmrwick: what would you say is more challenging to face? Clickers or common infected?
Makrosian_Tay: o7
DaFhaye: Hi hi! I hope everyone is doing alright
drcthulu: nice even 24 mod actions
Makrosian_Tay: @seanmrwick clickers by a country mile
MilkInBags: hey adam click my name
bv310: One for every hour of the day
tr3ewitch88: BEN!
seanmrwick: @Makrosian_Tay @Makrosian_Tay yeah that's a fair answer. I think they're arguably one of the most challenging things to face in this game
DarknessKingCoH: Adam is correct
Dog_of_Myth:
saucemaster5000: where do we submit ban requests
Kramburger: Ben's running this stream like it's his body
Mr_Horrible: damn,it really *is* the last episode
QuixoticScrivener: not even gas lighting
MilkInBags: good shot
drcthulu: "I'm not even gaslighting you"
KeytarCat: "I'm not gaslighting you!"
drcthulu:
BrindleBoar:
if you guys get divorced do we get two chrismases
Strebenherz: Breaking of the fellowship
tr3ewitch88: 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳
tehfewl: truly this is the last of us
SnakeBrine_: Now its just the ben show
MilkInBags: Ben & Adam's show was cancelled before starting
EvilBadman: The Let's of Nope
seanmrwick: that was a great shot, Ben!
MacbethSeemsSus: So, it's the Last of Us?
DaFhaye: Damn I can't believe I came in to the break up
MilkInBags: do we?
Makrosian_Tay: Truly this is...our Let's Nope
DaFhaye: Adam already streams
Diabore: will there be cohost auditions?
SnackPak_: I choose Adam
MilkInBags:
one boring stream and one good stream
SnakeBrine_: Its now just last of you, since adam left
NotCainNorAbel: but one person podcasts are strange
HorusFive: You both already stream on your own. It's only funny TOGETHER!
DarknessKingCoH: So that means oki oki gets to stay?
tr3ewitch88: ADAM COME BACK DO DO DO DO🎶🎶
Orestes290: Does horror have to commute between?
GGsLive: that one arrow is putting in work
EvilBadman: I ain't doing the two dads thing again
Robot_Bones: two streams, that gonna make me pog
Nickiatori: Do you bring Serge on as the new co host of lets nope?
lochnessseammonster: yeah like we children of divorce got two christmases
Larkonus: I can't wait to ply favor between each stream as you both compete for our affection.
betweenmyself: Adam running the every other weekend stream, taking chat out for icecream
sands2024:
MilkInBags: if you two break up, we'd get no christmas but two easters
tr3ewitch88: 🎶Baby, come back.🎶
feltlegen: the last of last of us, well there is part 2 too
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Strebenherz:
y'all can be entertaining, but not civil 
DaFhaye: No civil only chaos
MilkInBags: hey adam if you want to laugh, click my name
kimmibeans: If I don't get two streams, then you better work it out and not split up
teeyeezey: Adam will bring us to Mcdonalds where Ben will pick us up..
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben introduces us to our new "uncle" Jacob next week.
kimmibeans: You have to stay together for the kids!
Orxolon: but Ben it's christmas!
groulux: Yeesh You both would have to love us verry much to tolerate each other for our sake....
DarknessKingCoH: Hold up, 3 bricks?
EvilBadman: @teeyeezey lol if you think Adam would get us mcd
teeyeezey: That was a thing for us dovirced kids public handoff
Orxolon: Adam would train us
MilkInBags: it's $19 for a trio burger
Kramburger: Ben already has a snake, he's halfway to divorcded dad energy
Forlorgen: Stop gaslighting Adam!
Orestes290: Marry me
Kramburger: ?????
GGsLive: why are mommy and daddy fighting????
MilkInBags: that's what happens when i get timed out
MilkInBags: bad energy
NotCainNorAbel: when did Adam stop smoking?
NimrodXIV: you started the stream by flipping us off
SnakeBrine_: I think Adam did something
kimmibeans: If we're getting McDonald's, can I get an ice cream?
seanmrwick: speaking of McDonalds, have you heard the "rumors" that McDonalds is bringing back the snack wrap?
gualdhar: Adam would feed us mystery protein and potatoes
Orxolon: i still would work with you in a class project
BrindleBoar: did we deserve it tho
ButButTheJesus: Face is worth a thousand words
frank_the_great: I did no fast food along with dry January, and I still haven't had any this year
patrick_stonecrusher: Jon88888 is typing
SnakeBrine_: We're viewing the divorce arc of their lives
tr3ewitch88: At this point I just want to shirt with Adam's face on it. That says "what do you mean!?"🤣🤣🤣
HorusFive: @BrindleBoar We always do
seanmrwick: @frank_the_great oh yeah I've had very little fast food so far this year
teeyeezey: @kimmibeans Ice creams broken
NotCainNorAbel: is i tour fault?
Vonbane: trial separation?
oberon939: Look you get out of this relationship what you put in
teeyeezey: Heard that before, hell said that before
kimmibeans: @teeyeezey NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orxolon: that's what parents always say
jessieimproved: that sounds like something divorcing parents say
frank_the_great: @seanmrwick 💪💪💪
Nigouki: as online entertainers you're getting e-vorced
HorusFive: It's healthy to let the kids see you argue, and resolve things
Mr_Horrible: Trial separation? For the culture?
seanmrwick: Also, if we're talking the fast food, the new Frosty at Wendy's is really good
varmintx0: parents always say it's not the kids' fault...they're lying
Larkonus: So which one's the wine aunt?
kingandcommoner: See kids, that's why we wear a helmet when fighting zombie hoards
teeyeezey: If they break up they have to become v tubers
gualdhar: yeah Ben you didn't do anything, relationships require work and communication
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible I don't think that's what for the culture means my dude
Juliamon: me, I'm the wine aunt
ghyllnox: Yeah same Adam
dutchmoose: Divorce was my parent's resolution
MilkInBags: with climate change it's not a hotty
enbycephalopod: thin mints
seanmrwick: @frank_the_great @frank_the_great also because I'm trying to eat healthier foods nowadays
Darleysam: wendeez nuts...
L0rdX33n: the mint one?
TheMerricat: "In February, Wendy's introduced a Thin Mints Frosty in collaboration with the Girl Scouts. The Frosty features a unique Thin Mints-inspired cookie butter swirl—and, for the first time ever, customers can choose if they want the swirl in the Chocolate or Vanilla Frosty."
seanmrwick: Wendy's has the girl Scouts Thin Mint frosty
frank_the_great: What fast food place has a new frosty?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon aw my favorite wine aunt
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman I'm over 30, I get to use slang wrong
protojman:
mfw my parents had no idea i heard them arguing about me. like for real, yall screaming
MilkInBags: that's why you add fries in it
betweenmyself:
new streamer daddy doesn’t yell at us all the time 
kimmibeans: My parents met on a blind date, got engaged 3 days later, married within a year, and they are still together 35 years later
Kramburger: Lock me up then
lochnessseammonster: true
GreyThey: The sad solo version of this show after the breakup: "I Nope!"
seanmrwick: I don't blame you, Adam
Dog_of_Myth: Culver's Concrete Mixer is where it's at.
ButButTheJesus: I don't dip my fries
L0rdX33n: i let frosty melt and drink it like a shit
MilkInBags: shot it in the dick!
RatherLargeToad: I miss their old fries
L0rdX33n: shot!
seanmrwick: yeah adding the fries in there makes it better
OmnipotentTrevor: I've never understood fries in ice cream
MilkInBags: D:
Diabore: WAOW
OmnipotentTrevor: It is nonsense
L0rdX33n: like a shot
Mazrae: as a former Wendy's employee i hate that the frosty mix just comes in giant bags
L0rdX33n: damn it
Mr_Horrible: if a fast food chain would start selling that grainy fairground soft-serve they'd make 10 billion easy
tr3ewitch88: Adam!
Nickiatori: yup can confirm I am part of the Frosty snitch brigade
seanmrwick: I think it's adding salty and savory at the same time is quite a good balance
Nigouki: Ben you have a flammenwerfer, werfer some flammen
Mr_Horrible:
Ben like "Where's my perfect guard??? 
"
MilkInBags:
Nigouki: lmao
MilkInBags: TACKLE
SnackPak_:
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: actual perfect timing
MWGNZ:
tr3ewitch88:
dutchmoose: cool
raulghoulia: bait
Juliamon: just shoved you down and you died
seanmrwick: @Mazrae gotcha. I'm wondering how the wendy's frosty comes out consistently good, like what is the ratio
ButButTheJesus: he didn't werf flammen
EvilBadman: Checked into the boards
SnackPak_: loss of 5
Muddy_Thunder: Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
SnakeBrine_: Light touch? dead/
bv310: I love that that guy's insta-kill is just shoving you slightly
seanmrwick: you got body checked
Mr_Horrible: Bro said fuck outta the way, Wendy's has a new frosty
saucemaster5000: See adam may be getting bullied but ben is getting cooked
patrick_stonecrusher: G l JOOOOOE
seanmrwick: I think one of the best jokes for that is "what did the five fingers say to the face?"
kimmibeans: @seanmrwick I think it's just the temperature of the machine is slightly warmer than a normal soft serve
Muddy_Thunder: Nice throw, blanco nino
Mr_Horrible: ngl I keep half expecting Ellie to speak in palico
tr3ewitch88: Ellie's over there, just hiding behind nothing.
Mr_Horrible: and I haven't even played that much monhun
seanmrwick: @kimmibeans I think you're onto something
Mr_Horrible: I'm at like 6 hours, bro
Mr_Horrible: remaster btw
seanmrwick: yaaay first try
Cptasparagus: ray tracing
EvilBadman: There has to be something wrong with the reflection setting
RatherLargeToad:
saucemaster5000: They made us dance to popcorn in 5th grade
patrick_stonecrusher: By Hot Butter
ActualFactual: Blood Rave and Blood Rave only
terribleplan: DJ Sammy - Heaven
TheWriterAleph: mine's strongbad light switch rave
seanmrwick: also, kind of a stupid question but do you think that the infected can climb over crates and swim?
bv310: I was thinking Everytime We Touch
Mr_Horrible: that's not even Cascada you philistine
Orxolon: Cascada Everytime we tocuh?
MacbethSeemsSus: Cascada's Everytime we Touch
Nickiatori: Popcorn covered by the Sweedish Chef is my favourite
tr3ewitch88: Get busy child by crystal method.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I hear firestarter
Mr_Horrible: honestly a powerful trio
seanmrwick: ooh man that reminds me of my old DDR playtime
lochnessseammonster:
soooo good
saucemaster5000: Any "Wanna Be My Lover" by Amber fans?????
SnackPak_: those streams were fun
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
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dutchmoose: that diablo 2 mod stream was sick
Mr_Horrible: ah, good good then
Orxolon: what's the name of "dada di di da"?
Mr_Horrible: you 3 fucking around in arpgs was a good time
jessieimproved: @saucemaster5000 <--
gualdhar: Adam laughing to Cori's Venga Bus cover lives rent free in my head
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Same
lochnessseammonster: i need to make a dance mix playlist now...
seanmrwick: @gualdhar that was by far the funniest one I heard
DarknessKingCoH: Isn't Adams favorite D2 build shout Barb?
SquareDotCube: and then the towers got in the way of moving around
lochnessseammonster:
pretty much
saucemaster5000: Put the entire "Night at the Roxbury" soundtrack on that
seanmrwick: Adam, I will definitely say the one from Cori by far was one of the funniest highlights of the year
Mr_Horrible: Now (that's what I call music)
SquareDotCube: also the Deckard Cain valentines
Mr_Horrible: loved it so much he played it in the new PoE event
varmintx0: the graphics are having quite a time in this area
ActualFactual: Hey Adam, what does shout barb sound like?
ActualFactual: Thank you.
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, are you excited for the new PoE 2 update?
DarknessKingCoH: Might aura with Zeal Paladin was pretty fun
Nickiatori: the huntress
OmnipotentTrevor: And then Last of Us 2 is a city building game where you fix the world
gualdhar: No PoE2 patch til April
seanmrwick: so Ben and Adam, I don't know if you're fans of metal bands or swedish metal bands like Ghost, but they recently dropped a new song and supposedly their new album will be dropping in about a month
Muddy_Thunder: Yeah, there's a short video they released today
Mai_Andra: they announced an announcement for poe2
lochnessseammonster: i know i know
Mr_Horrible: reveal stream 27th, update april 12th
DarknessKingCoH: Ad break?
saucemaster5000: I got to see "Blondie" live, that was pretty hip
Mr_Horrible: a "Blizz Con" is whenever I open dogshit in my vault
betweenmyself: the new BlizzCon at Wendys
Nickiatori: patielly cause of covid partially cause of the cosby room
tehfewl: blizzcon is a rip off
RevanentOne: Blizzvon's back in 2027!
SquareDotCube: they got humiliated hard the last one
Nickiatori: partially*
itira:
@Mr_Horrible
EvilBadman: Fly to America? In 2026? Nah
DaFhaye: Forget about it and get excited again when it's a month away
ghizmou: that gives them enough time to cancel it again
Larkonus: I swear companies expect announcements to just let hype marinate over time instead of us just... collectively forgetting about it.
Mr_Horrible: mmm, forsaken blueberry
GasCityGaming: that's not far from a frostussy
Kramburger: Adam are you a marketing genius?
saucemaster5000: Baked potato with a side of pandarian
MangoNX: You son of a baconator! Argh!
DarknessKingCoH: They bring back the Warcraft Mtn Dew Flavor for their frosties
kimmibeans: TwitchCon Europe is also back according to the pop-up on the bottom of my screen
seanmrwick: if anything, Dairy Queen should have their own Blizzcon
ActualFactual: Hey when do you think the pump action shotgun was first made?
seanmrwick: like blizzardcon or something
Mr_Horrible: "Joel that's not how that works." "I'm an adult, Ellie."
itira: yeah? if youre a marketing genius, name one.
Nickiatori: 2021
enbycephalopod: 1870
kimmibeans: 1892
MangoNX: Pump & Dump
seanmrwick: @ActualFactual late 1800s
terribleplan: Nah, like late 1800s
Orestes290: BC
Mr_Horrible: guns are neat but should be strongly regulated
groulux: end of the cowboy era
Rhynerd: late 1800s I think
RevanentOne: first patent was 1854
EvilBadman: You said the 70s
Kramburger: Don Draper, checkmate
groulux: we had one in red dead 2 right?
Rhynerd: that’s a bit earleir than I thought.
SnakeBrine_: Now name them all
terribleplan: Lever action is the "old" thing that doesn't get used any more
enbycephalopod: It was 1882
seanmrwick: oh, you're talking about the Double-barrel shotgun, Ben.
Cptasparagus: lot of giraffes to kill
DaFhaye: Gotta make sure my guns are already to go in a hospital
Boon_33: The shotgun went active right as the birds disappeared from europe and the US. weird coincidence....
tehfewl: im sure joel, average texas dad knows how to upgrade his military grade flamethrower
enbycephalopod: at least first commercially
Mr_Horrible:
"Lotta giraffes between us and Firefly HQ..." 
Cptasparagus: hes been a smuggler for 20 years
teeyeezey: Hes american we are born with this knowledge
Orestes290: Maybe she's born with it
Diabore: he was a resistance man for like 10 years
ActualFactual: He's an ideal American. He's self sufficient.
seanmrwick: I've actually used pump shotguns before when I was shooting at clay targets
Muddy_Thunder: Did he really learn anything? He used a file to get faster reload speed
Vonbane: took gunsmithing at Vo Tech school
PhorrestGaze: it's in public school curriculum
DaFhaye: It's taught in grade school
saucemaster5000: everyone from my hometown knows how to juggle
Nickiatori: wait I know how to skate?
kimmibeans: According to Wikipedia, the first mass-produced pump-action shotgun was the Spencer-Roper Pump Action first manufactured in 1882
Mr_Horrible: we can easily graft our own expectations onto this scenario because nothing out of the ordinary has happened in this setting
Boon_33: Americans learn about shotguns before they enter school.
Darleysam: just don't ask him where he was on Jan 6th
itira: sick jump btw
Mr_Horrible: it just plays the death sting
PhorrestGaze: oh, are we starting the water temple?
Nigouki: daddy lung-legs
saucemaster5000: too bad those guns don't work anymore
Nickiatori: you know what big lungs mean
Larkonus: He used some of those nuts and bolts to make his lungs bigger.
SquareDotCube: big lungs Joel
lochnessseammonster:
seanmrwick: but yeah I've fired a shotgun before. Doesn't exactly have a lot of kickback depending on the kind of round
NotCainNorAbel: tehy can hold their breath
patrick_stonecrusher: Boots AND pants??
7gorobei: never skip lung day
Manitu_25: loud moaning?
EvilBadman: Big blows
Nickiatori: big lungs big feet
itira: they dont smoke?
spo8n: non smoker?
kimmibeans: Girls love him
cobthegreat: Big sighs
rosesmcgee: See a doctor
solarsheeptoken: big heart
saucemaster5000: big lungs, big pecks
BrindleBoar: big burps
Orestes290: Big lungs= small bladder
Mr_Horrible: inquiring minds wish to know
Darleysam: they say WHADDUP BIG LUNGS
dutchmoose: for real dude
L0rdX33n: they blow?
Mr_Horrible: no, gimme spring first
Mr_Horrible: summer stinky
BrindleBoar: summer is cancelled, we getting second winter
raulghoulia: gollums weirdest riddle
Larkonus: Sincerely, from a desert, summer can stay gone.
saucemaster5000: every time summer is mention it moves back a month and bloodborne PC comes closer
gualdhar: "heat" "lives in Victoria"
teeyeezey: This is a tense stream
seanmrwick: preaching to the choir, Adam
ghyllnox: He's already said he's quitting smoking
DarknessKingCoH: It was almost 70f in MN yesterday
seanmrwick: I want more warm days so I can take more walks outside
comrade_cards: Boo, summer. Let's just constantly chain spring into autumn into spring
DarknessKingCoH: That's as close to heat we get
tr3ewitch88: I thought we were the boss of the stream
NotCainNorAbel: 20C
GasCityGaming: 21?
Dog_of_Myth: 22.2C here today. 72F in freedom units
Orestes290: 21c
drcthulu: 72 is room temp
SnakeBrine_: it was 86 here today
RevanentOne: 70F is like 21c
enbycephalopod: kelvin?
saucemaster5000: What about kelvin
RatherLargeToad: and we got a foot of snow last week. weather be random here lately
Nickiatori: Normal person units
DaFhaye: In the premium degree
lochnessseammonster: s tier degree
PhorrestGaze: 293K
MacbethSeemsSus: In premium degrees
seanmrwick: it was 21C in Chicago yesterday
couchboyj: In Kelvin, as God intended
Kramburger: you think 21c is WARM?
Vonbane: do you say Celsius or Centigrade?
Gaelan_Maestro: it gets 40c out hee in summer
L0rdX33n: queens dead, Adam
SnackPak_:
Nigouki: this section seems like just busy work
DarknessKingCoH: After Winter 21c is shorts and t shirtt weather
DaFhaye: Damnit that made me snort
saucemaster5000: If it's not between 16 and 25 C I start screaming
Nigouki: take this prop and move it 3 extra times
Muddy_Thunder: Fahrenheit is so much better than Celsius for human temperatures.
tr3ewitch88:
Mr_Horrible: good job, Ben
Juliamon: Kramburger after months of below-0, 21 is warm
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Kramburger: Adam, come to Aus, 21c is like a winter day
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Diabore: like 2023
kimmibeans: Wow, it was warmer in Minnesota than here in NYC yesterday (63F, 17.2C)
seanmrwick: I kind of wish that MC Chicago was in late March instead of Februrary
Mr_Horrible: your medal is in the mail
Mr_Horrible: bogans?
The_Timo: hooligans?
DarknessKingCoH: 21c is t-shirt weather
kimmibeans: How do you feel about Florida?
saucemaster5000: Too bad the prime minister just passed a "no Adams" law
terribleplan: Like peanut butter and marmite.
DaFhaye: Wait are you the peanut butter or the chocolate?
Kramburger: Bogan is barely an insult
seanmrwick: @DarknessKingCoH that for me is hoodie weather
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna slouch there instead
Nickiatori: Florida (derogative)
ActualFactual: Wow, Ben knows nothing.
SnackPak_: sure buddy
tr3ewitch88: It was a lovely 47° here in New York today....8.8
ActualFactual: They work together for thirty years and Ben doesn't know.
kimmibeans: Went in January just before COVID and it was like 25C and humid all week
lochnessseammonster: adam likes crunchy peanutbutter... not a coward
drcthulu: like vegemite and bread
seanmrwick: Florida is pretty humid 90% of the time, except for around January
Mr_Horrible: he's dark and full of bitter particulate
cobthegreat: Dark but milky
dooppatrol: Don't go to Florida
EvilBadman: My dark twisted peanut butter fantasy
drcthulu: he's buried next to the wreck that is putt putt
betweenmyself: Adam is 94% Cacao
Nigouki: it's Joelver!
NotCainNorAbel: public transport am I right
teeyeezey: As an American with our weird systems the other measurements are understandable but Celsius to farrenheit is too much math
Mr_Horrible: Joel: "It's just not my day!" <audience laughs>
Darleysam: "wishbone's dead, and if he wasn't, I'd do it myself"
kimmibeans: Ewwww
Nickiatori: uh oh joel is goin for a bus ride
kimmibeans: Smooth all the way
saucemaster5000: crunchy peanut butter is just unfinished peanut butter
seanmrwick: I think one of the better times to go to Florida is in January
DarknessKingCoH: @seanmrwick Don't worry MN is the parkour of temps, a couple weeks ago we had -10 with -20 wind chill, and now it gets to around 60
Mr_Horrible: and it's the plastic chair with a steel chair
SymphonySolstice: I tune in and joel's gettin flushed
Scy_Anide: Oh, you're playing Tomb Raider now?
tr3ewitch88: I would like to just be able to eat peanut butter at all.🥺😋
OmnipotentTrevor: Crunchy is better for almost every application.
lochnessseammonster:
you called smooth peanut butter "coward's peanut butter" once i will never think of it any other way
seanmrwick: I'm one of those guys that like crunchy and creamy Peanut Butter
Mr_Horrible: yelling at the bus isn't gonna make it open faster, Ellie
Diabore: head trauma
tr3ewitch88: You don't need her. She can't even maylay.
bv310: This would be a wild ending
Mr_Horrible: RING OUT
drcthulu: rocks
DaFhaye: For some reason I imagined the opening to Kingdom Hearts starting
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: SLASH
seanmrwick: @DaFhaye hahahaha
Vonbane: rebar is the real enemy in The Last of Us
OmnipotentTrevor: And the few applications that smooth is better for aren't enough for me to justify having it around
Mr_Horrible: mr mobus does good work
raulghoulia: Destructive Finish!
EvilBadman: Got side-a Zelda kicked in the dome
DarknessKingCoH: the no emotion Ganondorf is pretty great
underhill33: what a dick
kimmibeans: What kind of weak-ass compresions are that?!
Mr_Horrible: wow the apocalypse made everyone a dumbass
Mazrae: dont know why but i like the Toad "Draw!" in mario party better
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tr3ewitch88: @kimmibeans Exactly
Diabore: legs
Forlorgen: killin
raulghoulia: and she was shot
Kramburger: Instant Transmission
SnakeBrine_: I'm sorry but that guard is a fucking dumbass. Trying to save someone's life and he's just like "hey, stop doing that, and put your hands up"
The_Timo: I mean they have a militia lol
Mr_Horrible: FINISH!
PhorrestGaze: she caught the train
SnakeBrine_: I fuckin LOVE the old New Record way better than the new one
Thefluffiestguineapig: CW
Mazrae: just the Finish! Draw! is what i like the combo of the both of them
OmnipotentTrevor: Windwaker's "Ba-boom"
Mr_Horrible: melee announcer's "Failure..." and "Success!" are pretty up there too
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SymphonySolstice: brains you say
Mr_Horrible: thus begins Joel's anti-vax arc
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
Forlorgen: ohohohohohoho
SageofShadowzF: You can't vaccinate against a fungal infection though
Mr_Horrible: the wheelpeople
Vonbane: Kicky McKickerson
enbycephalopod: theyre cowboys, time for a duel
seanmrwick: ooh boy
Orxolon: "Why is he kepp hitting me in the nuts"-Vegeta
BusTed: the wheelers and dealers
kimmibeans: @SageofShadowzF You absolutely can
EvilBadman: Wheeler Squealers
the_phantom_game_player: Hey Wheeler
couchboyj: The Wheel House
ButterBall000: Keepin it Wheeler
Kipstar: shout out to a Wheel one
Nickiatori: the Wagon Wheels?
seanmrwick: welcome Wheeler!
TheWriterAleph: The Wheel World
Mr_Horrible: "What if he tries shooting me?"
satyropodobny: giddyup on the Wheeler Wagon
Makrosian_Tay: I loved and hated this scene in equal measure. It was so fuckin good
EvilBadman: Keeping it Wheelhundred
Xerodin: i dont like this laura croft look alike
PhanTom_lt: you wheely doing all these puns
lochnessseammonster:
Forlorgen: Wheeler of fortunes
tr3ewitch88: Well, everyone's got to die eventually.
Makrosian_Tay: Fuck, I've got to play LoU2 now
AtomicAlchemical: I mean... everyone is going to die
kimmibeans: Vaccines against fungal infections are just not common because it's easier and cheaper just to treat the infection
ButterBall000: 18 Wheelers and Counting
seanmrwick: Mission Failed, we'll get them next toime!
Larkonus: Oh, so this dude's just an asshole.
Orxolon: but life is not beautidul just because it lasts
MacbethSeemsSus: can you imagine if Joel went "sure, that's fine". end credits
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say, there is another choice, because what you can do is rather than killing her since you miht need more samples and you have a hospital is remove a piece by opening the skull then re-fastening it
SymphonySolstice: bruh
Mr_Horrible: NOW he talks?
Mazrae: both nuts with that one
Mr_Horrible: after 2????
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig THIS
DaFhaye: He was already dead
lochnessseammonster:
SentientRatKing: gut shots hurt sooooooo bad
Blakemcm: katharsis the video game
Mr_Horrible: I say again: the apocalypse made everyone dumbasses
Kramburger: Fuck you, pay me
ActualFactual: Adam would make a good henchman
Saintnex: the talking is for the mercy kill lol
saucemaster5000: I should watch snatch again
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kimmibeans: Killing her makes no sense, because then you are also destroying your ONLY source of the mutated strain
ActualFactual: When you're done with LRR, Adam, you can be my henchman.
kimmibeans: It's bad science! Also unethical.
Veshnikard: Tell them to suck a lemon
SymphonySolstice: longbows man
Orestes290: but Mondays am I right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans On so many levels
ActualFactual: YOOOOO
MacbethSeemsSus: Most people died of infection from fights rather than the actual battle.
MacbethSeemsSus: So slow death
Mr_Horrible: "Peace out, fuckers!"
Kramburger: Wait, Adam hold out for a pyrise
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh the vast majority
Mr_Horrible: you get to wear a flat cap
satyropodobny: A goon life for me
saucemaster5000: you have to dress like a minion
Vonbane: no suits are for lackeys
ActualFactual: Oh you want a jumpsuit? We can do that.
lochnessseammonster: like your friday nights suit
niccus: is henching great for your resume
seanmrwick: @MacbethSeemsSus @MacbethSeemsSus sounds about right
Nickiatori: But Adam James is your Henchman does that mean James is a Sub henchman
Mr_Horrible: and you have to say "You want me to rough em up a bit, Boss?"
ActualFactual: Oh, yh, lets keep it classy.
saucemaster5000: you're a hanch not a butler
MitchTheQuaker: looked real nice in that friday nights episode
groulux: Yeah I am sure Adam would get a henchman gimmick. What would it be?
seanmrwick: I was thinking more like a carrier vest
goombalax: dude that vest
SnakeBrine_: I feel like if you wear a 3 piece suit you go from henchman to bodyguard
TheWriterAleph: JASON STATHAM IS...
Mr_Horrible:
the smug ler 
NimrodXIV: lol
ButterBall000: James is a sub? Is that a $5 footlong sub?
Mr_Horrible: incredible
DemonicTutor: clip it
SnakeBrine_: LMAO
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnakeBrine_ Depends on your particular duties I think
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
tr3ewitch88: That's one impressive shotgun there, Ben.
MrSarkhan:
Nickiatori: James is a Sub now
Mr_Horrible: Adam stop showing off in front of Ben
SymphonySolstice: The Ulmer Disease(tm)
saucemaster5000: suddenly ben can hear in both ears
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Nigouki: is it the headphones Ian fixed?
itira:
ButterBall000: swap headphones?
teeyeezey: see that shotgun would be far less effective if joel didnt file it
SnackPak_: wooooow
ghyllnox:
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: Ben Ulmer, god's strongest soldier
Thefluffiestguineapig:
itira: ooooh boy that got me
tr3ewitch88: 😳🤣🤣🤣
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was one of my favorite scenes
Mazrae: i dont know about anyone else but i have to sometimes have to mute the stream to be able to drink anything
Orxolon: Toph you gotta see this!
seanmrwick: hahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Last Airbender continues to be one of my favorite TV shows ever
EvilBadman: Toph commander deck gonna have all face down cards
Mr_Horrible: local canadian gets flapped
GasCityGaming: well now he only has one ear
SnackPak_:
I think
xantos69: And so the Ben reproduces.
Enki1256: Oops
goombalax: 1-800-ARE-YOU-FLAPPABLE
lochnessseammonster:
Orestes290: Hazard pay initiated
itira: hope youre okay!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp RIP Adam's Ear
ButButTheJesus: what just happened
drcthulu: Adam is now legally deaf in that ear
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the game also get real quiet
seanmrwick: I can actually kind of imagine Adam in a 3-piece suit with a Kevlar plate carrier vest
KeytarCat: Was that just pan?
saucemaster5000: adam's getting scanners'd tonight
Mr_Horrible: "So anyway we're gonna start putting a lock on the streaming equipment. Next order of business-"
EvilBadman: Everything got quiet
SymphonySolstice: quiet time now
Mr_Horrible: also yeah you two are quiet now
tr3ewitch88: Sometimes karma just has the time.😅
Kramburger: Audio is low
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Wait yeah, also the nope bois are quiet too
SnackPak_: there we go
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
InconsiderateHat: there we go
Kramburger: Good work BEn
SnakeBrine_: lol
Mr_Horrible: I respect the commitment to burn the world down for a bit, Ben
teeyeezey: i try to tell my normie friends why this show is so amazing and funny but struggle to capturee these moments of pure chaos
Kramburger: Once again, Ben runs the stream like it's his body
Dog_of_Myth: They trust you
drcthulu: In your defence you were left unsupervised
lochnessseammonster: every week
Nigouki: do you want Beej to supervise you all the time?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Kramburger
EvilBadman: Woh all this equipment
SnakeBrine_: Because graham hasn't learned his lesson yet lol
ActualFactual: I always assumed there was an adult supervising you two who was just off camera.
Nickiatori: Starting next week Lets nope will have a chapparone
Mr_Horrible: bro *is* actually gonna be in Last of Us part 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume because you make money
kimmibeans: That siill seems like it was a poor decision, but I do love the chaos that it brought
SentientRatKing: yep off brand m16
Kramburger: Supervice mee, Beej-Senpai
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, Beej supervising Adam was basically RQ, wasn't it?
satyropodobny: for every patrick a spongebob
seanmrwick: yeah Buckshot hurts like hell, but it won't necessarily end you
seanmrwick: that's an M16
EvilBadman: Imagine jumping
ButterBall000: Joel Haver?
skuzzo: Joel Haver
Mr_Horrible: oomfie?
seanmrwick: it looks like a customized m16 with a shorter stock
Duwani1: I mean it is the same model gun tht killed his daughter
goombalax: Chooms?
drcthulu: zero punctuation?
tr3ewitch88: Absolutely. Abhorred games where you can't jump and your character won't step up onto the sidewalk.
SentientRatKing: plus if they have body armor it'll just stop buckshot cold. bruise the hell out of you, but won't get through even pretty basic kevlar.
kimmibeans: The more I watch this game, the less sense the premise makes
itira: choom is a cyberpunk thing
ActualFactual: Okay, we'll say oomfies instead
Morrigan9: cp 2077 ya
SnakeBrine_: Starts shooting up the enemies main base "Man, lot of guys here"
DarknessKingCoH: m16's got replaced with m4's years ago.
SentientRatKing: yep cyberpunk slang
EvilBadman: Choom is buddy yeah
seanmrwick: @SentientRatKing @SentientRatKing yes you are correct
Makrosian_Tay: Yeah, choom is slang there
SurfDownstage: True
SentientRatKing: choom=friend or buddy
seanmrwick: @DarknessKingCoH im kind of glad they did
Mr_Horrible: "Hold your fire. That's oomf."
itira:
wtf
SymphonySolstice: one of my friends-ies
DMGlol: ben out here triggering youtube comments with that statement
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oomphies??????
Makrosian_Tay: OOMF is "one of my followers"
Kramburger: Oomfie sounds like a homie you can cuddle
seanmrwick: @SentientRatKing or if you're gavin free....Jums
saucemaster5000: hey pal, wanna oomf a bit?
BusTed: because you heard it from blue
itira: youre making this up Adam
kimmibeans: When we're just dealing with zombies, it's fine, but then they try to bring science or medicine in and I'm brought back to "wait... that's not right."
drcthulu: what's Oomphies?
niccus: the mutch with the booch
Mr_Horrible: originally it was "one of my followers" but now it's basically slang for "online friend"
Manitu_25: love you too adam
PhorrestGaze: I've heard it!
ButButTheJesus: i haven't either
lochnessseammonster:
i thought you meant nuts
frank_the_great: I've used oomfies before
BusTed: One of my friends/followers
Mai_Andra: uh oh... oomphies~
lochnessseammonster: i have never heard it but now i love it
Vonbane: sounds like an 80s stuffed animal, like a Popple
SymphonySolstice: WE'RE the oomfies
Scy_Anide: I've def heard of oomphies
GasCityGaming: I believe you that it's real, just never heard it until now
Makrosian_Tay: the oomf piece is real!
DarknessKingCoH: @seanmrwick m4's are so much more customizable
kimmibeans:
Awww
DaFhaye: Oomfies is a thing
tr3ewitch88: What if it totally means something else?
drcthulu: TIL
satyropodobny:
adorable granpa is making up slang
DaFhaye: Oomfies are nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Same, or as a vet tech and the giraffes survived in Salt Lake city
Sogheim: I have watched Adam's stream for years and cannot recall a single time he's mentioned "oomfies"
Mr_Horrible: it's basically your online "I rock with them" circle
frank_the_great: Sounds like Ben aint an oomfie
seanmrwick: @DarknessKingCoH @DarknessKingCoH and I've also heard the M4 has better accuracy too
saucemaster5000: oomfie loomfie doopity doo, I've got a little cuddle for you
hypergirlie_hyperpop: "oomfies" sounds like weirdo baby-talk, i dont like it
LostThePirate: Never seen it before, but I don't hang with the kids
SymphonySolstice: he's speaking the truth
superdude097: Adam's right, but it's also a brand of shoes
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I tried so hard not to think too much about that lol
Kramburger: I wouldn't bet my career, but I'd bet my channel points
goombalax: who gets your career if you lose
TheMerricat: ""Oomfie" is a slang term used on social media, particularly on platforms like Twitter and TikTok, which stands for "one of my followers" or "one of my friends"; it's essentially a casual way to refer to someone you follow or are friends with on the platform, often used when addressing someone directly in a post or comment. "
Larkonus: That's good, I'm not funny enough to be an entertainer.
itira: i have likely not heard this term because i dont use the tiktoks
DaFhaye: Someone that you are comfortable enough with without really knowing
Mr_Horrible: we're all very easy to please
saucemaster5000: The closer to IRL I get the more tedious I am
MWGNZ:
adam believes in us
SnakeBrine_: Throw me in coach, I got what it takes!
EvilBadman: Enjoy Arby's
Kramburger:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Glad it's not me, I do not have what it takes
tr3ewitch88: You've just got a occasional yell "What do you mean!?" 🤣
Mr_Horrible: that's how a horse would control in real life,Ben
SentientRatKing: well you are supposed to fire assault rifles in at most short controlled bursts
lochnessseammonster:
i feel like i would enjoy streaming but i could never bother with all the set up
SentientRatKing: but also that's not as fun
seanmrwick: im wondering if you're able to attach a suppressor to the weapons in this game
Larkonus: Ah, masking the de-loading.
TheMerricat:
So chat, what are the odds that they pick up and read the 'important note' on this level that everyone talks about? 
kimmibeans: Said like a true Canadian
Mr_Horrible: you know what's a short controlled burst? 10 minute timeout
SymphonySolstice: #canadian
ButButTheJesus: got me there
tehfewl: depends on what you are shooting
spo8n: mag dump or bust
502black: canada posting and based
drcthulu:
EvilBadman: In this economy? Bullets are expensive
dumbo3k: @TheMerricat I would estimate the odds to be about Nil
teeyeezey: u need to adjust glasses while satung that
Mr_Horrible: tha ttbb?
TheMerricat:
@dumbo3k
neisan2112: TTBB?
Mr_Horrible: on god?
Cptasparagus: oh no its youth pastor Ben
Mr_Horrible: fr fr?
dutchmoose: wrote it down
Vonbane: guns are made to be shot. a weapon unused is a useless weapon.
kimmibeans: THAT SURGEON SUCKS!!!!!
lochnessseammonster: i saw the cancer bats cuz of you and it was a blast
dutchmoose: love me punk rawk
Duwani1: Guns are not bad - they are chunks of refined steel. It is the person behind the gun that is good or bad
seanmrwick: speaking of new albums....Ghost's newest album is dropping in about a month
LunaticPandoraVIII: I might not like peoples music selection, but I like that they like it. One of my favourite ways to get to know people.
Mr_Horrible: "That was the worst thing I've ever heard, but ironically I now respect you more because you were brave enough to recommend it."
Orestes290: New GD album is solid. That will matter to one person
NorthstarTex: I mean you introduced me to Cancer Bats and I love seeing them come up in my shuffle playlist
kimmibeans: That surgeon clearly never learned how to do microbiological sampling
tehfewl: i haven't listened to a new album in a while
MrSarkhan: New Spiritbox album dropped this week and is so good.
Larkonus: Oh no I'm familiar with none of the bands being discussed. I'm not sure if I'm old or just out of touch.
kimmibeans: I bet he paid someone to take his microbiology class for him
seanmrwick: @Duwani1 @Duwani1 too true
teeyeezey: no
Forlorgen: no bon jovi is alive
Vonbane: gaslighting
502black: kathleen got me into king gizzard and the lizard wizard
Mr_Horrible: it's Bon Jover
SquareDotCube: he's still alive
jessieimproved: If you like Pearl Jam I recommend their 2024 album. It's classic Pearl Jam.
e_bloc: lol
Darleysam: I thought you were doing a bit
AtomicAlchemical: And he's still wanted
goombalax: jon bon bowie
e_bloc: those two are wildly different
mulligan2six: New Propaghandi coming out in May
betweenmyself: RIP David Bon Jovie
DarknessKingCoH: Bon Jovi is not dead -yet
SentientRatKing: Eh you can also argue that they can be at least kind of bad because guns only have one designed purpose which is to kill things especially military arms. It's their whole purpose which kind of gives them a kind of quality on the moral spectrum
EngineBeast: I opened up for a dead guy in 2022 then
seanmrwick: yeah Bon Jovi is alive and he might be back on tour soon I think
Larkonus: Has anyone listened to the new Dream Theater album?
RevanentOne: Bon Jovi is now the father-in-law to Millie Bobbie Brown
kimmibeans: Hosts and Chat: Lol, music Me: This game
seanmrwick: David Bowie has been dead for a few years right?
mulligan2six: They are so back. They have the anger still.
e_bloc: I remember I was at jury duty when I had heard David Bowie died
SymphonySolstice: @Larkonus yes! it's good stuff
LunaticPandoraVIII: @Larkonus Yeahp. Need to give it another listen or two, but pretty solid.
teeyeezey: Amazing clip
Juliamon: oh boy
DarknessKingCoH: David Bowie passed in 2016
AtomicAlchemical: Give me good old punk bands. Be old and still angry because the same fucking shit hasn't changed
LightspeedSloth: Are we taking a break?
seanmrwick: I think Dropkick Murphy's merch has been made in Boston
Juliamon: Probably a good time for a break, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehheheheh
seanmrwick: @AtomicAlchemical what kind of bands were you thinking of?
saucemaster5000: get rekked
ButButTheJesus: heh
SnakeBrine_: lmao
Makrosian_Tay: GOTTEM but GOOD
seanmrwick: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible: you've given me so much power, Adam
DeM0nFiRe: "Shipping up to Boston" is about them sending their merch right?
MrSarkhan: I guess I'm here forever
Nickiatori: he flipped us off earlier
SnakeBrine_: A small part of me is curious to see if adam will cry.
Darleysam: full on ugly cry-honking into the mic for th rest of the stream
Mai_Andra: sorry, can't stay. i heard wendy's got a new frosty.
ghyllnox: No cause we're not going to leave
seanmrwick: @Mai_Andra you heard correctly and it's delish
PhorrestGaze: if no one leaves it's fine. I'll just wait until they're back to go to be I guess.
saucemaster5000: I am leaving and I am NEVER coming back
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 honestly not a bad time for it if you just resubbed
Mr_Horrible: get the full value
saucemaster5000: I can't read what you typed mr horrible since I am gone
Mr_Horrible: shame, that
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EvilBadman: Rip in pepperoni
Mr_Horrible: saucemissing5000
AtomicAlchemical: @seanmrwick my go to example is Flogging Molly.
itira:
lochnessseammonster:
frank_the_great: What, no middle finger?
Boon_33: hi Adam.
Mr_Horrible: when will my streamer return from war
Manitu_25: henlo my frens
DaFhaye: That actually made me jump
MacbethSeemsSus: Who?
Kramburger: Never
Boon_33: weak hello there...
Manitu_25: kinda a lot
PhorrestGaze: ah, they're back I can leave now, goodnight!
ButButTheJesus: I pray for you sometimes
Larkonus: Assholes that we didn't expect, or assholes are being surprised? (/j)
Mr_Horrible: I forget you exist after stream ends
Orxolon: imagine telling on Adam with Graham XD good thing we are not snitches
Mr_Horrible: no object permanence
DaFhaye: Sometimes yeah.
itira: never once have i had a dream about you two riding bikes passed my house.
lochnessseammonster: no object permanence
drcthulu: If Ben and Adam were Joel and Ellie who would be who?
Awaiko: @itira Oddly specific
tr3ewitch88: Yes... when I see something that reminds me of LRR people
Mr_Horrible: if you think someone's gonna side with a twitch chat, you've got another thing coming
DarknessKingCoH: Yes, there's a lot of
BrindleBoar: Go ahead and tattle. Snitches get stitches.
DarknessKingCoH: Adam'isms that I've smiled to
Orxolon: "Everytime we return from breaks he calls me names,and that hurts me" *cries*
korvys: !clipit
Nickiatori: we will just tell him you said he was boring
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seanmrwick: @AtomicAlchemical yus! I love that band
drcthulu: get a load of this guy
Mr_Horrible: good engagement crop this year
itira: LOL goddamn
mulligan2six: Wait, am I the product? I thought I was the consumer here!!
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
Mr_Horrible: surely the Lets Nope bandits will spare our village with this tribute
SentientRatKing: @mulligan2six why not both?
spissmaster5000: horray!
korvys: "While I sneak around here is the perfect time to do some arts and crafts"
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Kramburger: Adam Fears Paul
seanmrwick: I thought I heard you say "Borat" for a second
gibbousm: praise Paul
Mr_Horrible: says the guy that exclusively gives Paul a hard time
Mr_Horrible: incredible
EvilBadman: Not even that hard of s time
lochnessseammonster:
i love the opposite way you give paul and graham hard times
Orxolon: he had it too good for too long?
seanmrwick: I think Graham is a super cool person to talk to, based on the short experiences I've had talking to him at cons
teeyeezey: shoot the hostage
Nickiatori: they have been waiting for months for a good excuse to jump over that counter
SentientRatKing: @SentientRatKing buh sorry even saying that jokingly gave me horrible capitalism chills
Orestes290: same spot?
itira: LOLOL
spissmaster5000: Need a better death noise guy
Mr_Horrible: "Oh wow, they hit me in my walkman all 3 times, playing the same 5 seconds of my 'Death Sounds' mixtape"
tr3ewitch88: Every year, Graham makes my Spring better because of a skit that he produced like 20 years ago.😅
drcthulu: goorsh
Mr_Horrible: I do love walking
seanmrwick: @tr3ewitch88 which skit?
Kramburger: Bosses aren't your friends, chat
Kidror: Blink twice if he's making you say that
Nickiatori: Graham is my favourite LRR person who's name starts with G
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kramburger But wait, I'm a manager!
Makrosian_Tay: Ridikulus
SentientRatKing: the military kit is actually kinda goofy and mish mashed
tr3ewitch88: Spring. "It's Spring chuckle nuts"
seanmrwick: the helmet looks a little small
Juliamon: this helmet is the real war crime here
Mr_Horrible: that's what we in the business call a fashion fox pass
drcthulu: he blinked twice
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: this is basically Assassin's Creed
Makrosian_Tay: @mr_horrible Ah. Um. Oh...
tr3ewitch88: @seanmrwick I'm pretty sure this kit is called Spring. I just Google LRR spring
Mr_Horrible: Joel swings at a guard, the guard takes one step back and then does a jinrai
dead_delver: @Mr_Horrible probably beats it as a stealth game tbh.
Kramburger: PREACH
seanmrwick: @tr3ewitch88 @tr3ewitch88 oh yeaaah I remember that sketch when he shoved Paul's face into flowers
EvilBadman: Play til the whistle
teeyeezey: MURICA
spissmaster5000: new death noise "auw fuwck"
Mr_Horrible: he's not backseating, Chat, he's side-seating
Mr_Horrible:
Makrosian_Tay: Were you ever??
MacbethSeemsSus: Clearly you need to restart and get a proper spec going
Mr_Horrible: damn, friend privileges strong
Rootpotato: ah man im late, i missed the hour of talking before the game starts
rosesmcgee: Not as hard as you think
Mr_Horrible:
that's where I keep all my important information 
spissmaster5000: spines are pretty breakable
Duwani1: it is 10 pm
frank_the_great: !updog
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Mr_Horrible: @spissmaster5000 okay calm down Bane
korvys: You didn't talk extra with your extra DST hour?
Mazrae:
i feel like dont take your hand off the controller till you die is something pistachio might say
Orestes290: Did they add to the stealth in the remakes? I remember being able to Rambo this area in the OG.
Nickiatori: ok just went and watched that spring skit and its fantastic!
Kramburger: Super pissmaster 5000 was my favourite SNES game
spissmaster5000: Sauce had to go back to his home planet
teeyeezey: after this I get to treat myself to the remaster of my fav rpg ever Suikoden super pumped
Mr_Horrible: having an alt with 22 months of its own sub is a committed bit
tr3ewitch88:
teeyeezey: AMazing
itira: oohhh reeeeally??
Mr_Horrible: just play lufia 2
niccus: it's for fans of the genre
teeyeezey: Mostly
SentientRatKing: I think it's good but showing it's age
tehfewl: replay chrono trigger
spissmaster5000: @Mr_Horrible To be fair I've changed the name on this one like 8 times for various bits, mostly to make matthaus laugh
Mr_Horrible: ancient cave brotherrrrrrrrr
KeytarCat: I've been really liking Suikoden. Didn't play it as a kid, just fired up an emulator
tehfewl: fair
SquareDotCube: maybe that's the next Play it Forward: Adam plays Lufie 2
Mr_Horrible: Chrono Trigger has no yuri, can't be the goat
seanmrwick: what about games like Arslan: Warriors of Legend
Mr_Horrible: @spissmaster5000 ah, fair
SquareDotCube: Ancient Cave is awesome
Morrigan9: best is a bit much, but very good
Cptasparagus: Is it woke?
OmnipotentTrevor: @Mr_Horrible Ayla can use the "kiss" command on any character. Close enough for me
kimmibeans: Shoot him in the crotch!
Mr_Horrible: @OmnipotentTrevor got me there
patrick_stonecrusher: Give Adam a newgame++ lufia ll file so he can ancient dungeon runs
Mr_Horrible: Joel is not a subtle man, Ben
goombalax: so did he, it was just a reflex
bv310: Joel's in murder mode right now
Duwani1: can you shoot the women?
Mr_Horrible: slow down there Adam Savidan
Blakemcm: no one is innocent
Blakemcm: pull the trigger
Mr_Horrible: "You're a doctor, deal with it"
ButButTheJesus: ben pls
itira:
Kidror: oh my god Ben is WAY worse than Adam
SnakeBrine_: Good god ben
underhill33: benjamin
Mr_Horrible: he's just recreating Hot Fuzz it's fine
ButButTheJesus: srsly
Manitu_25: boing goes the kneecap
Orxolon: they call him the "Kneecapper"
tr3ewitch88: The way Ben cheerfully says kneecap.😳
drcthulu: kneecap so they can't chase after you
Mr_Horrible: wow, Adam's such a fucking monster. Y'know?
spissmaster5000: wow adam is such a monster's inc monster
MacbethSeemsSus: Why does the operating room have an alarm?
EvilBadman: Thankfully these actions don't have consequences
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was harrowing
SnakeBrine_: Adam, you both can be a monster
frank_the_great: Wow, Adam's such a bad influence
Orestes290: Same, made me question myself. For a video game at the time, pretty out there
itira: do a lot of people call Adam a monster?
bv310: and now for the narrative bookending we're all here for
NotCainNorAbel: Adam kneecapping people?
teeyeezey: Adam you are a Monster but the monster we need
SentientRatKing: You can both be monsters. Monster bros
DoctorHutch:
i wonder if she is bulletproof while you are carrying her
Xloner12: Good or Bad choice? Ben: CHAOS
tr3ewitch88: Adam's a very nice person.
kimmibeans: Hehe, the eye chart said "RUN"
Astramentha: The Geneva Suggestions
itira: according to who
Mr_Horrible: I have bad news, Savidan
Kidror: I remember before Ben joined LRR, he was so sweet and kind
DaFhaye: Ben was innocent once
Mr_Horrible: the story is already in tomorrow's papers
Kidror: and then he met James
drcthulu: Adam corrupted our sweet Ben
rosesmcgee: I remember Ben before he started rolling with the wrong crowd
NorthstarTex: Been did corrupted himself
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depending on what stage of anesthesia Ellie was in, this could have been the wrong move
KeytarCat: I wanted the new knife, so I accidentally killed the first guy. And then it was just a waste if I didn't kill the rest
Thefluffiestguineapig: She might need reverse
Mr_Horrible: Joel nonchalantly mashing the door close button
Orxolon: so Joel is running with the vaccine for the entire world just because he got fond of her_
spissmaster5000: Welp everyone, grab the torched and go to the castle, we saw Adam
Orxolon: ?
seanmrwick: he was such a good boy....and then Feed Dump happened
LightspeedSloth: Ben just waited for the right excuse to drop the mask
Xloner12: My fav is the polling that showed a ton of people 50/50 on joels actions but if your were a parent they were always 100% ok with it
Makrosian_Tay: I was in tears all through this section. I DIDNT WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY. I didnt!!
neisan2112: Is the game super quiet?
Duwani1: well I killed the surgeon so this is happening
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you ask?
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna guess "no"
niccus: but you're a dad
MacbethSeemsSus: *throws Ellie at her*
Mr_Horrible: since, for a 3rd and final time, the apocalypse made everyone dumbasses
teeyeezey: This was before consent was a thing apparently
bv310: @MacbethSeemsSus Just wield Ellie as a melee weapon
kimmibeans: She's a person? She has autonomy?
gibbousm: these people don't know how brain biopsies work
Isaac3567: There is a behind the scenes video of the actors of that scene in Mocap outfits singing their lines
SnakeBrine_: To be fair, the fireflies don't know a whole lot anyway.
kimmibeans: @gibbousm I KNOW!
Mr_Horrible: oh you think the RNs aren't qualified, Ben?
raulghoulia: this is a feel good game
Cptasparagus: that was the Last Surgeon of Us
Duwani1: I love that there is no infrastructure to develop a vaccine or distribute it so all this was garbage anyways
hb8u: are you gonna play 2 after this?
tr3ewitch88: Oh yeah the end is so dark...
Boon_33: surgeons are just technician doctors, barely even a warcrime.
SentientRatKing: Yeah I'm on board with saving Ellie, but this conversation gets pretty murky
raulghoulia: and he stole a car
Duwani1: Last of us 2 or as it is also known the needless misery generator
teeyeezey: The game hits harder than the show
gibbousm: no witnesses
itira:
SentientRatKing: Specifically with Joel and Ellie.
LightspeedSloth:
Kneecap
Makrosian_Tay: It's so fuckin good
Kramburger: I get it
itsr67: joel is a good grey character
hb8u: let's goooo
Manitu_25: HYPERS
Xloner12: whos driving the second one?
Makrosian_Tay: DLC first tho
EvilBadman: Show has the same actress for Marlene, so good
SentientRatKing: Opinions are very divided
drcthulu: Kneecap isn't so bad by comparison now is it?
hb8u: oh you havent played it Adam?
Mr_Horrible: it hits different people differently
PhilanthropyLich: I really enjoyed 2
SnakeBrine_: Ignoring the fact odds are the cure wouldn't work, yeah everyone in this game is kinda the worst.
betweenmyself:
gotta do that DLC friends
RevanentOne: I knew a guy who said this was a bad game BECAUSE of Joel's decision to save Ellie
teeyeezey: Playing 2 now, Really Really good
Robot_Bones: I mean the way this ends I felt like I didn't need more
Mr_Horrible: you jumped on that grenade like a hero, Adam
kimmibeans: Well, tthe surgeon that said the only way to sample the fungus was to kill Ellie was also a piece of shit human, so...
NotCainNorAbel: two boats
bv310: I loved 2, but I can see why people disagree with me
whitebadgerwolf88: Both are really good, but personally prefer Part One
spissmaster5000: I'll share an oomf
Makrosian_Tay: Regretfully, I think I gotta peace during that playthrough. The game's coming to PC soon and I wanna play it myself
violetblight: idk shed be like 30 by this point
Blakemcm: i hear part 2 is like crazy brutal
frank_the_great: Alright, enough time has passed (and they literally just said it) to retake the quiz: What is Joel's daughter's name?
kimmibeans: Twitch just yelled at me for calling out a fictional surgeon lol
tr3ewitch88: They all die in the end.😅 that's what I always tell everyone 🤣
Mr_Horrible: Joel with the skate
teeyeezey: In part 2... people die and there are some moral ambiguities..Fuck I spoiled it
dumbo3k: @teeyeezey Death? In a apocalyptic game? Say it ain't so!
EvilBadman: Don't even joke spoil part two
kimmibeans: @teeyeezey You just gave away the whole plot! Damn you!
RevanentOne: i here you kill people in part 2 as well
LightspeedSloth: People die when they are killed, Joel
Mr_Horrible: @frank_the_great who's Joel?
seanmrwick: I definitely give this game credit for breathtaking visuals
MacbethSeemsSus: In Part 2 they find out the Zombies were intelligent the entire time....wait that's I Am Legend
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Twitch has yelled at me for way less. Come to Tiltyhouse on Friday and listen to Ian talk about his progress with the crows hopefully
Makrosian_Tay: Btw, for those arguing about it, it's kinda STRONGLY hinted at all times that Ellie wants to the cure no matter what it might mean for her
frank_the_great: @Mr_Horrible Joel LastOfUs
Duwani1: I love that Drukman has stated he does not understand why people agree with joel
TheWriterAleph: @Mr_Horrible joel mama
Mr_Horrible: @Duwani1 Neil not understanding humans is not surprising
tr3ewitch88: Are you guys going to do the dlc?
spissmaster5000: it's the dlc
teeyeezey: @TheWriterAleph my vote for streamer of the night
frank_the_great: It's the DLC
Duwani1: @Makrosian_Tay but she never actually gets the choice
spurius: its the dlc
RevanentOne: that was the Left Behind DLC
EvilBadman: You can play it. It's Left Behind
Makrosian_Tay: @duwani1 On-screen. keyword
PhanTom_lt: did you guys watch the show?
itsr67: YIS
frank_the_great: My man
Manitu_25: LIAR
hb8u: man you had two times to say the truth
SymphonySolstice: bro
SnackPak_: woof
bv310: It just hits so well
Mr_Horrible: lie through your teeth like a dad, Joel
lochnessseammonster: my heart
gibbousm: There stands a lying lier
whitebadgerwolf88: Yeah, Left Behind dlc is worth a playthrough too
teeyeezey: ::ellie will remember this::
dutchmoose: DAMN
seanmrwick: btw, Troy Baker was the voice of Joel
BusTed:
NimrodXIV: fffff
itira: ding dang eh
bv310: CINEMA
DaFhaye: Joel bad dad
edgeyberzerker: Joel the liar!
shendaras:
dutchmoose: what an end
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - good game
Duwani1: the truth does not really matter at this point
ButButTheJesus: art
Mr_Horrible: "You can put the gun down now"
Makrosian_Tay: God, that ending still hits so hard
lochnessseammonster:
violetblight: you got a part 2 to go
teeyeezey: Fire up REPO boys
Xloner12: no he's going to knee cap you first
NotCainNorAbel: Ben has to pee
tr3ewitch88: Are you guys going to do the DLC it is dark.
Astramentha:
frank_the_great: Castlevania time
dumbo3k: You didn't say the Safe Word, Ben
bv310: Can't be untied yet, there's still DLC!
SageofShadowzF: No you have to play left behind now
Orestes290: there's your one off
PhanTom_lt: did you watch the show or will you still watch it
DaFhaye: This game has dlc?
NorthstarTex: we have safe words for a reason
Robot_Bones: The safe word is Joel's daughter's name
Boon_33: gert in the robot shinji
Nigouki: so what's the moral of the story? take a cross-country trip with yer kids and kill more humans than zombies just for fun?
varmintx0: how long is the dlc? I never played it.
hb8u: ah there's a post credits scene with doctor strange
Makrosian_Tay: I don't think there's a post-creds
EvilBadman: There is not a post credit IIRC
Mr_Horrible: Yeah Nick Fury comes to recruit Joel for the Avengers Initiative
niccus: the special thing is that a very large number of people worked on this game
spissmaster5000: I did the adam thing and didn't play it for many years cause folks kept telling me to. Then I did and I do like it.
frank_the_great: Season 2 drops soon, right?
Orxolon: did it won GOTY in it's year?
seanmrwick: I need to watch the show
Duwani1: Fallout has issues
Nickiatori: @Mr_Horrible oh thats who the guy with the gun in endgame was
LightspeedSloth: The Ellie of Omelas
Awaiko: Fallout was an excellent tv show, I thought.
Duwani1: The ghoul is the best character
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think they took interesting big swings with it
seanmrwick: @Orxolon to my knowledge I believe it did
bv310: @Nigouki Traumatized people often bond, and groups that claim perfect solutions are frequently lying?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was glad they tried something different
teeyeezey: I think last of us show was better than fallout
BrindleBoar:
tr3ewitch88: It's hard to get the video game style. Humor on TV something about "appropriateness."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @teeyeezey I agree with that
teeyeezey: As a huge fallout fan
DMGlol:
and were exposed to all of Todd Howard's lies 
DaFhaye: More of Bethesda hasn't released anything worth while in awhile
SentientRatKing: @Makrosian_Tay Also she's a young kid with massive survivors guilt and neither of which would be considered a great place to make that decision from.
LostThePirate: I was a pre-Bethesda Fallout fan
spissmaster5000: I really liked the twisted metal show
Mr_Horrible: @bv310 that Neil Druckmann *really* wants to write prestige tv or films rather than make games
Orxolon: i loved the fallout show
Cptasparagus: I'm just a huge Walton Goggins fan
bv310: @Duwani1 Walton Goggins is a cheat code for compelling characters
LathosTiran: wild wasteland perk exists for a reason
xantos69: I mean....
Mr_Horrible: Starfield
Thefluffiestguineapig: I really want them to do a different vault for season 2
spissmaster5000: starfield
Makrosian_Tay: In Fallout's defense, the games have a known track record of weird humor
patrick_stonecrusher: This game had a good story, still glad l never played it. Wouldve haaaated the gameplay
itsr67: starfield'
violetblight: starfield
BrindleBoar: probably Skyrim
teeyeezey: starfield
hb8u: we long for fallout 5
korvys: Outer Worlds?
SnakeBrine_: Starfield
Duwani1: @Mr_Horrible yep and he gets to now so that is why Last of us 3 will never happen
tr3ewitch88: I'm still waiting for elder scrolls 6, they promised like 15 years ago.
DaFhaye: The worse No Man's sky
itsr67: yuck
NorthstarTex: Starfield is discount NMS
xantos69: It sure was a game
MacbethSeemsSus: Starfield certainly exists
patrick_stonecrusher: No mans skyrim
enbycephalopod: starfield is a game of all time
Juliamon: Starfield is extremely there
terribleplan: Ohio mid
seanmrwick: I know this series is very old but what do you think about a live-action Killzone series?
Kidror: It was a Bethesda game in 2024
Awaiko: I liked Starfield - it wasn't mindblowing, but it was fun for a few dozen hours
hb8u: we don't talk about that
korvys: Oh, wait, Outer Worlds was Obsidian
seanmrwick: based off of the video games
betweenmyself:
Starfield happened, and we let it happen.
Manitu_25: oof that song
bv310: @Duwani1 I think I'm okay with that. TLOU2 ending the way it does works best with no more sequel
Kramburger: That's FUCKED
EvilBadman: Starfield is "wanna travel through space, ok go through this menu, then this one"
KeytarCat: Starfield starts getting good at NG+2, from what I heard
SnakeBrine_: I felt that starfield was mid.
DarknessKingCoH: Starfield is Fallout in space without the comedy.
Orxolon: ok,hot take:MAYBE this game is overrated as is Breaking bad
Mr_Horrible: @bv310 I've got my own opinions on the story and writing in Part 2, and those make me fine with there likely not being a part 3
EvilBadman: @orxolon Lol nah chief
raulghoulia: the new Indiana Jones game is Bethesda and is deece
Duwani1: @bv310 I agree, but the way the story is presented and the overall themes are not as good imo in 2
Kramburger: Check ouyt this pizza cutter
bv310: @Mr_Horrible I like that we agree for presumably opposite reasons
violetblight: i dont rly like the genre of story but its still really solid at what it does
SentientRatKing: I think Bethesda has been showing a lot of problems with their development that seem to be getting worse.
EvilBadman: Yeah the Indy game is great if you like the first three movies
spissmaster5000: make king charles play this game
Mr_Horrible: @bv310 we contain multitudes
seanmrwick: I think this game is quite nice
Manitu_25: especially if you got to witness it before spoilers
Orxolon: i agree,it was good,but it isn't as great as some people hype it
drcthulu: Bethesda did Indiana Jones and the Great Circle!?
Mr_Horrible: reanimate the queen and make her play this
EvilBadman: Escorting Ellie who can't swim is the worrrrst
kimmibeans: So, are you going to go straight into Part II or are you going to do something else in between?
spissmaster5000: I genuinely didn't like the gameplay in this, but the story is good enough to carry
Darleysam: @drcthulu well, publisher, Machine Games was the developer
BrindleBoar: apparently Bethesda's 'actual' most recent game was an Elder Scrolls game for phones I've never heard anyone talk about, so yeah it's Starfield
TheWriterAleph: Indy was Machinegames, published by Bethesda
Blakemcm: that ladder was hiding a load
Orestes290: Can you not shoot/stab the surgeon? That's what made this game for me. I walked in and shot and then questioned myself
Saintnex: I think this game is very good, but some folks do act like this is god’s perfect game imo
violetblight: it does suffer a bit from now existing with a decade or so of games inspired by it
EvilBadman: And I say that loving this game
feltlegen: I didnt feel this game at first, then after watching the show I ran through it and really got into it
itira: I thought this was very entertaining to watch. would i play it myself? no
TheAwkes: I think Starfield deserves to be lambasted a bit because of it's budget, the company's history, and launch issues, but: what the game actually became after the rounds of patches is a better than average space pilot adventure story.
teeyeezey: u should play last of us, and suikoden
Orxolon: i mean you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger
Kramburger: Dark Souls and the like are not for (most) new gamers
SentientRatKing: @Orestes290 No if you walk forward you get locked into stabbing him and if you shoot him anywhere he dies. Kinda didn't like how it was forced personally, but also kinda get it now.
Mazrae: well with the credits rolling, im going to call it because i have to wake up in about 6-7 hr and i am not good at waking up to alarms
Morrigan9: lots of new clear boarders on effects
DaFhaye: WoW is trash. Now excuse me while I do 5 more dungeons for this week
Mr_Horrible: it only took 25 years
patrick_stonecrusher: I also have a hard time where you're playing as A Character and not as an extention of yourself
DarknessKingCoH: Have her play City of Heroes then
seanmrwick: Do you think that you two would enjoy play Kingdom Hearts on stream before the new game inevitably comes out?
tr3ewitch88: I'm almost mad about the Elder Scrolls 6 getting just dropped off by the wayside 🥺
drcthulu: Priority based rotation
Orestes290: @SentientRatKing honestly still a banger but king of a let down
DMGlol: yea need weak auras to track stuff, its rough
Manitu_25: it looks to bad to approach also
DaFhaye: Yes. Hello I'm a shaman main. It's a manic life style
DaFhaye: It's a hell
Mr_Horrible: just hit lightning bolt and call it a day
Jadaris: Ellie shaman?
Makrosian_Tay: @patrick_stonecrusher I struggled with the ending of this game for very much that reason. I didn't want the end to happen the way it did and hurt me SO MUCH
DarknessKingCoH: City of Heores is free, and friendly to new players
DMGlol: World of Starcraft
DaFhaye: I play enhancement
MacbethSeemsSus: It's pronounced "E shaman"
Mr_Horrible: Name's Al. Element Al.
DarknessKingCoH: Maybe
rosesmcgee: CoH goated
BrindleBoar: god a World of Starcraft would pull me in so hard, I'm glad Blizzard killed the franchise instead
Mr_Horrible: cook good chicken tendies and listen to her hyperfixations
Mr_Horrible: no but what class Ben?
Mr_Horrible:
JusticeJuice: I was an E shaman, but im not baptised.
DaFhaye: I love that every patch they change my class enough that I have to relearn it
teeyeezey: We could have booted repo boys, if you got time to lean you got time to clean lol
Mr_Horrible: you have stolen my bits for the last 2 years
Manitu_25: GGs
Mr_Horrible: taste justice, Streamer
Slick_011: y’all should play guild wars 2!!
tr3ewitch88: DLC!
Juliamon: Left Behind!
Melfina__:
I play disc priest and tracking atonement without mods is... less then ideal 
Mr_Horrible: arthur morgan lookin ass
LathosTiran: im old enough i no longer have the mental space to keep up with live service game modes
Mr_Horrible: "DUTCH!"
Kramburger: Joel's iconic hat
MacbethSeemsSus: But you now have access to the fall fashions
patrick_stonecrusher:
Wheres the Ono Michii outfit??! 
tr3ewitch88: Thr wee whooo🤣
Mr_Horrible: Adam sees the Ico shirt and he's like "NVM actually you can kill Ellie"
violetblight: oh here we go, time for the bad takes
Dog_of_Myth:
BrindleBoar:
Mr_Horrible:
lochnessseammonster:
Makrosian_Tay:
shendaras:
BrindleBoar: F dragon show
Nickiatori: wait is that a portal shirt?
DarknessKingCoH: Returnal was pretty good
DaFhaye: Can't believe they made shirts just for the remaser
hb8u: the leftovers one? what
spissmaster5000: I refuse to clap on demand
SnakeBrine_: A left 4 dead shirt is great
SquareDotCube: wow, how did Ellie get a shirt for a game that isn't even out let alone wouldn't exist
MacbethSeemsSus: Sopranos is so good
Makrosian_Tay: DLC?
Orxolon: ellie stay away from hot topic!
tr3ewitch88: She's just got all the geek's kids shirts.... She rated a Spencer's 😅🤣🤣🤣
NimrodXIV: the LEft 4 Dead shirt is kinda funny
Nickiatori: dlc?
Juliamon: Left Behind would fill time
Makrosian_Tay: You can run the DLC in like a half hour
Mr_Horrible: it's 3 letters
tehfewl: the speed run is 5 mins
Orestes290: 3 weeks later...
MitchTheQuaker: ok but can ben and adam do it in a half hr
SymphonySolstice: gamba with your life
Makrosian_Tay: Uh...please don't?
Forlorgen: Can we get a prediction up?
spissmaster5000: it means someone beat the game in 5 min
Orxolon: i mean Zelda can be done in 5 min
hb8u: hltb says 2hs
dumbo3k: @Makrosian_Tay Too late
Nickiatori: Adam is gonna ban a 52 month sub
Mai_Andra: "howlongotbeat" says 2.5 hours...
Forlorgen: I want to use my dollrs
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh please, I'm just a level 1 chatter, pleeeeeease
EvilBadman: The die has been cast. It is out of our hands
Makrosian_Tay: Does it really? I thought it was super quick
tr3ewitch88: I don't know, that's like saying. The speed run for baldur's gate 3 is 5 minutes.
Makrosian_Tay: My bad
Kramburger: Yeha
drcthulu: yeah do it next week
Orestes290: got got
DoctorHutch: blast him!
hb8u: 5hour special?
Kramburger: You LIED about the DLC
Mr_Horrible: you boys are not known for playing things expeditiously
hb8u:
Nickiatori: ban them!
couchboyj: Gonna take you 30 minutes to load the game, minimum
dutchmoose: thanks guys
kimmibeans: Thanks for the stream!
Slick_011: Ben play Guild Wars 2!
Mr_Horrible: DLC stands for Damn Lying Chat
Orxolon: The Last of Us: Left Behind DLC can take 2–5 hours to complete, depending on the game mode, play style, and how much exploration you do.
EvilBadman: Gives you more time before part ii hits oc anyways
Orestes290: I never did the DLC, can't wait
EvilBadman: PC even
Makrosian_Tay: Can I donate to Patreon to make Adam watch Castlevania?
Mr_Horrible: hitting you with that super yikes
Mr_Horrible: incredible
MacbethSeemsSus: Garbage Dage
Orxolon: hell yeah!
itira: heelll yeeeeah
OmnipotentTrevor: Sounds like someone is volunteering for watch'n'play
Dog_of_Myth:
Kramburger: Ew, an Australian?
Mr_Horrible: Adam seeing the fruit hanging at eye height
itira: its going to be a laugh factory for me
Mr_Horrible: "ah, perfect"
lochnessseammonster:
he wanted exactly that
Kramburger: That's fair
Orestes290: Do they draw upside down?
betweenmyself: Adam “Stone Heart” Savidan
Kramburger: No, he's right
Dog_of_Myth: ehhhh Number 2
itira:
drcthulu: don't mind the gap
couchboyj: Don't mind the gap
MacbethSeemsSus: Silver ain't gold
Kramburger: First loser
drcthulu: second is first loser, dang you beat me to it
bv310: Oooh, SponCon
gibbousm: Sergethleen
Mr_Horrible: my museum would have 5 points, minimum
Dog_of_Myth: Fixing a Waccom
Mr_Horrible: "Ian is."
Juliamon: Repairing Cori's Wacom
tr3ewitch88: Alright everyone time to go get ice cream and fries
EvilBadman: Repairing Cori's tablet
Manitu_25: wheelers meme deck is so good
gibbousm: 60 copies of Cheety Face, 30 Islands
xantos69:
50 Bits!
DeM0nFiRe: nice
Orestes290:
100 Questionable morality!
Makrosian_Tay: I thank the generosity of the gods Benimus and Adama for not banning me 🙏
DeM0nFiRe: another nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice and Nice
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when OkiOki gonna run some ShaqFu?
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
itira: my pat
Mr_Horrible: S Piss Master can manage their own sub
spissmaster5000: you've never seen us in the same room
Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream! Y'all are awesome!
tr3ewitch88:
ButButTheJesus: its whats
tr3ewitch88:
Orxolon: on your bike
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
itira: thanks for the stream!! goodnight everyone
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads
ghyllnox: Thank you and goodnight o/
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