Games That Exist (derogatory) || WATCH+PLAY

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 SymphonySolstice: nerf or nothin
 TehAmelie: i hope it's a sequel to that Scientology game
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 MenomeAlice: I sure hope one of these games is Good (Bad)
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 SymphonySolstice: the beats???
SkathrZira: Looks like the 40K plasma gun we have at home
 Jillexie:  
 OldUncleDan: Dear G & A.  I am currently going through the entire W&P playlist as part of my cuddle in my chair with my cat time.
  Foxmar320: Not the worst menu weve seen
Desruprot:  
 DigitalSeahorse: I hate those epoxy twin syringes
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 I rewatched the VOD from Tomato Way and Finnish Roller and not by far
  TXC2: 1102AD: we made the Yard longer
legoman294: Name of the game Y'all played on Wednesdays a few years back that was apocalyptic with guns but similar to Minecraft almost
ArcadeEngineer: Theory of Poltaran is an action - adventure game where players can explore the surroundings of locations, participate in battles with creatures from laboratories, as well as fully immerse themselves in a fantastic plot.
  Foxmar320: Both sides of the door have knockers. Neat
 Jillexie: I don't like that
legoman294: It started with an M I think
ArcadeEngineer: can't wait to explore the surroundings of locations
Desruprot: door phasing
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's a very good W+P.  First tomato way also had 293 keys ircc
  Juliamon: damn, we jacked
 Mazrae: the door also has door knockers on each side
 goombalax: its a metaphor
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 Strebenherz: 100 only finest garbage
 Marvoleath: there seems to be a lot of screen tearing
  Foxmar320: Sure is a city out here
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: are we just, sliding slightly while idle?
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 TehAmelie: oh, we're back in the human terrarium
 Nigouki: this is a soviet style apartment block, with multiple entrances
 ValTheDrake: @ArcadeEngineer but not the locations themselves
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz It did, I was referencing it because Finnish Roller had BAD menu choices
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  TXC2: the combination DDR and DDR musume
  Foxmar320: I think I saw that in your vlog G
 kusinohki: meows
 richard_ermen: WOw, this feels like my childhood.
SkathrZira: @Nigouki I was thinking, this looks like Pripiat
legoman294: So it was a post apocalyptic Europe style game if I remember correctly
 EikoandMog: Thank you for the clarification as I also thought Dance Dance Revolution.
  Foxmar320: Thats not how you sit
 richard_ermen: Good ol' brutalist living districts
 goombalax: Did you take manhattan first?
 Aviator_Moonshine: Ah, Fisk.
  Juliamon: just smoking the longest cig
 IbunWest: Okay i've never smoked before but I am pretty sure that's not how you do it
WearingCats_CwC: The simulated Trebant was actually operable, making it a bad simulation of a Trebant
 Crad0k: woo grabuage day!
Violet__Violence: hell yeah, in time for garbage day
Desruprot: uh
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  TXC2: turns out Germans speak German
 Brozard: I meant to tell you at Chicago that the red-green color grading you did in your recent vlogs is excellent
Aenir798: Are you sure they just didn't say "East Germany" but n German?
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 baltimore_667083: @TXC2 except the narrator
 EikoandMog: A long history of Democratic Republics being neither Democratic nor Republics.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: As always, you could tell which country wasn't the democratic one, because it had 'democratic' in the name.
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 accountmadeforants: The real enemy was directions all along
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boy
SalmirAeon: Helps to have a map
  TXC2: baltimore_667083 of course, they speak the language of cinema
epsilon_vee: very hard... to find
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EikoandMog Following on from the Holy Roman Empire
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  Foxmar320: REPO looked like so much fun
 Marvoleath: Do you have "task"? There was a hotkey for that, [T]
 ShaneLeeAtk: More Muppets Please
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 PhilanthropyLich: That was very fun to watch
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 Mnemonicman: oh good. Didn't miss too much jank
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Who could relate to that
 TehAmelie: 500 helth and 20 stamina, i feel we botched our build
 Strebenherz: the one you were playing last night was very good, the muppet robots were peak comedy
 Ravage2002: size wise everything look wrong...
 Nigouki: those are 100% garages
  Foxmar320: Insert arm into hole...
 Cptasparagus: convert into hole form
 flatluigi: i do feel that the player characters in repo carry like 70% of the weight
 Nigouki: the "pipes" are covers over padlocks against weather
  TXC2: car is so detailed
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 Crad0k: they look were filled with bodies and concreted up
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 Crad0k: oh, bugger
EvilBadman: I think the lrr discord landed on "Looter Spooker" as the type
Desruprot: it could even be a box
  Foxmar320: Does game have gameplay? Yes or No
 Mangledpixel: boop
 cylindricpanda_: I wonder if that new GTA knockoff Vivat Slovakia would qualify for W+P. it might be just jank enough
ghyllnox: What if you just hit people with the crutch until they fite you
 SkylerRingtail: Hello friends to the north. Hope things are relatively well, in spite of everything.
 Crad0k: well... that's going to be my forever sub notice
JinaMahavira: where game
  TXC2: hello SkylerRingtail welcome
 TehAmelie: something something Berlin wall in our hearts
 kusinohki: I've heard of "hidden game mechanics" before, but this is ridiculous
 CataclysmicReverb: Wow, this's like that really bad soccer game, but without the soccer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe following the complaints they removed the gameplay?
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 Brozard: make your own molotov
 corefluxx: Was that a gun or a crutch>
 wiganlass: what game is this? I was out at the chippy getting food
 Brozard: It's called art, Graham
 Jethrain: @corefluxx it's a crutch
 SquareDotCube: Trash compactor block?
 richard_ermen: Historically, they also had house numbers to identify.
  Foxmar320: 
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 SymphonySolstice: time to pave the save
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 Nigouki: my assumption is for moving truck height to elevato
 JusticeJuice: Is this the Yard they increased the size of?
 TheAwkes: Makeshift loading bay for big deliveries...
 IbunWest: That happened
  TXC2: this is the one downside of socalist housing all looking the same
 Tenfist: that menu music sure is something
  Foxmar320: LOL
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: what
 CataclysmicReverb: Bedless room
 SymphonySolstice: doot
 Strebenherz: drive by harmonica
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A pain in the ass to clean
 Tenfist: is the tile on the ceiling too?
  TXC2: easy to clean though
bi0buster: Hello! First Garbage I've caught live in forever!
Krasis404: Is this PT
Critterbot: The screen tearing is strong with this one...
  TXC2: hello bi0buster welcome
 MehallD: Nah, you can get rolls of that tile. It's still somewhat easier to clean, but it goes on like wallpaper
bi0buster: @Krasis404 More like PeeT
 TreeVor84: time to get crutched
 TehAmelie: physical therapy? maybe
  Foxmar320: Objective is to find the objective
Emergent_OS: !boing
 Akaiatana: Do you have any bolts you can throw?
 SymphonySolstice: well
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Dank memes can be beige.
 ValTheDrake: "if I ignore him maybe he'll go away"
 TehAmelie: this crutch is useless as a weapon AND mobility aid!
 SpacePotato01: What happens if the NPC pushes one into the invisible wall?
 accountmadeforants: @MehallD Yeah, my bathroom has floor-to-ceiling tile. (Bigger tiles, but still basically with a kind of fabric backing to keep it together in big patches.) It wasn't very expensive or hard.
  Foxmar320: Sir this game has no game
 IanAllenBird: did they take out the enemies when people complained
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, see... That was your first mistake
 Drasvin: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
 korvys: But G, they made the yard bigger?
 Jillexie: Maybe you are a ghost and have been dead the whole time
Invitare: have you checked how large the yard is yet?
 CataclysmicReverb: Gameless behaviour
 SkylerRingtail: This one might be a refund candidate if there's literally no gameplay
Violet__Violence: where is the game eggman
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Violet__Violence: you said there would be game
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 richard_ermen: Maybe there is game explanation on store pageß
 mexfire: hi hi
 richard_ermen: ?
 accountmadeforants: They took out the stuff in response to player feedback 
Desruprot: where game
Emergent_OS: Where there is a health bar, could you do something to decrease it?
 SymphonySolstice: maybe they broke the game triggers
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 A_Dub888: what up friends, what level of garbage are we?
 margieargie: And I can't imagine the store page for something like this being misleading!
 Nigouki: explore soviet style neightborhood! see how elevator is not for accessibility but for moving furniture! how limited parking is for the density of people! but you get a nice parkette in between the buildings!
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888 we're on Gameless game level of BS
 flatluigi: what's the name of this again
  Foxmar320: We need a walkthrough just to find the game in this game
 goombalax: Theory of a Deadman
  Foxmar320: Game is Theory of Poltaran
Critterbot: Debatable.
 Tenfist: "ordiany" people
 accountmadeforants: In fairness, ordinary people wouldn't just attack you at random.
  TXC2: Modern in the sense of geology
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Press x to doubt
 IanAllenBird: I love a Location
 accountmadeforants: So they're very ordinary
 Jillexie: True
baethanos2: they mimic so well that they dont do anything
 SomebodyNowhere: I am surprised
 IbunWest: I'm sorry did you say undetectable plot
 Tangsm: Oh, so the game is going to jumpscare us with game soon?
 matthaus_c: this is not my beautiful game! these are not my beautiful graphics!
ghyllnox: It's certainly evading our attempts to predict it
Angreed66: couldn't predict there would be no plot
  Foxmar320: lol
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Jay_Blanc: I think this is just a Delaware simulator?
 A_Dub888: um….
phoenixletmeuseadashd: those sound like sarcasm now
lyriumveined: I think we've been had
  TXC2: shocked there's that many
 goombalax: are these posts a joke because theres no game
Emergent_OS: So, enemies exist in theory…
 SymphonySolstice: maybe it wants you to try and attack random people
  Foxmar320: LOL
 CataclysmicReverb: Are... we supposed to just start fighting everyone?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 EikoandMog: 
 northos: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: cool game
 SomebodyNowhere: great hint
 Nigouki: lmao
 empyreon: 
  TXC2: F this "game" 
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ghyllnox: 
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Metric_Furlong: perfect
  Foxmar320: I don't know what we expected
 A_Dub888: great
Aenir798: so helpful
 TheAwkes: So... broken or lies?
 Jillexie: Well played
 terrence_too: *slow clap*
 WearingCats_CwC: Perfect
 jessieimproved: 10/10 no notes
 Saintnex: Welp
 Dromos_GHG: perfect
Critterbot: Thanks, thanks for that, game.
 Angnor33: No hints for you!
 Orestes290: Completed
baethanos2: hint:
 Ravage2002: 
lyriumveined: Incredible
DoodlestheGreat: I don't know what I was thinking...
 LordZarano: 
 LadyLockwood92: Was one of the patches removing all the gameplay?
 Marvoleath: hint: there is nothing to do here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think those posts might be trolling you
DoubleNterprises: Clip that!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 richard_ermen: I thin you broke the task system by leaving without solving the main task. Thereby breaking all follow-up triggers
Invitare: is that a Role Playing Game weapon or a Rocket Propelled Grenade weapon?
Desruprot: 
 Jillexie: Restart and see if the hint gives anything?
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 betweenmyself: maybe it’s like Shadow of the Colossus with nothing but boss fights but they’re all human sized enemies just kinda hanging out?
 matthaus_c: the weapons did not have Characteristics before
 TehAmelie: so far we have, let's see, a walkable map with non-interactive NPCs. that's it
  TXC2: the task was to leave!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But what the fuck was the task then?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianApatheticHyenaPastaThat-4jA59aEXCghQImLk
Angreed66: door must use you
 Jethrain: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/ScaryColdLardStinkyCheese-GJw5cB7603oLgQem
 Mangledpixel: the task in the text was to equip the weapon
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintBrainyGarageAsianGlow-XhfI64gwEC469FDk
 richard_ermen: The task symbol was at the door, but the task was not the door. T he task on the top right was "equip an item" which already seemd weird
 razorswift: task succeeded insuccsefully
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AnimatedSpicySmoothieHassanChop-nxlMyqfli6l-4B8i
 A_Dub888: !point
  LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel Was there something other than the crutch?
ArcadeEngineer: in the yt video linked in one review the person managed to start a fight with some npcs but not to leave the area
 TehAmelie: ooh, we sequence broke it maybe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh LRRbot
Critterbot: Mhm yeah, so far player guidance leaves a lot to be desired.
 LadyLockwood92: But they equipped the weapon...
 IbunWest: There are reviews? With video?
 Strebenherz: !findquote garbage
  LRRbot: Quote #7677: "You're fighting a garbage disposal with tentacles." —Michelle Rapp [2021-07-05]
  Foxmar320: WAT
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 SymphonySolstice: welp
 Tenfist: 12!
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Aenir798: This sounds like a refund
  Foxmar320: This sounds like refund time
 Mangledpixel: game brok
 A_Dub888: there’s a YouTube video?
  TXC2: TWELVE!
 Strebenherz: I think this warrants a return of $12
DoodlestheGreat: Worth every penny...
as_ever_ellesandra: Get the refund percent
 TreeVor84: refund time
Critterbot: 15 dollars too much.
 Saintnex: big yikes
 Crad0k: this feels like maybe breaking the refund rule y'all have
Emergent_OS: !findquote futile
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Ravage2002: game not broken... game is not even a game
Jay_Blanc: A lot of us have had to pay $12 for a carpark, but we usually get to leave the carpark and do something else.
  Foxmar320: Game not a game
Astramentha: 
bi0buster: Is there a notable difference between a game with nothing in it and a game that doesn't work?
 sciencemathengineering: hi
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TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResoluteSpineyCookieBuddhaBar-wclIL7ih5xGQkcK8
josh___something: This isn't even enough content to justify that you've used this for entertainment
DoodlestheGreat: ~/We rollin', they hatin'.../~
 sciencemathengineering: the door!
 MalFnord: dammit that load music keeps making me think an ad just started
 TehAmelie: maybe something changed in the apartment?
 TehAmelie: i'm reaching
  TXC2: hello sciencemathengineering  welcome
 richard_ermen: It's literally not accepting you equipping the weapon and therefore not moving the main task forward. lol.
 SymphonySolstice: try the gun?
 sciencemathengineering: hi tx!
 AtomicAlchemical: Maybe the elevator?
 sciencemathengineering: space elevator! xD
 empyreon: does tab again close the inventory instead of the x button?
 SymphonySolstice: ohh
bi0buster: Just gonna lean my camera into this wall real quick don't mind me...
 flatluigi: i think this is just busted
 jonnykefka: use the weapon on...something?
 Lord_Hosk: Have you tried space jump?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a Setting to "Play Game"?
  Foxmar320: Can we use anything in our apartment?
 empyreon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this doesn't work
 Kikazi: was there something else in the apartment, like a different weapon?
 LordZarano: Is there *anything* else in the appartment?
Carlioo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
 Carlioo: video games are happening
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 DigitalSeahorse: at least we look cool in the menu I guess
epsilon_vee: when they added walking simulator mode... did they make it the default difficulty setting
 Lord_Hosk: My understand is that you need to use space jump
 SymphonySolstice: she's broken capn
 Strebenherz: time for new garbage?
 Jethrain: there is no game here
  TXC2: this feels like just one step up from the game that came with no exe
GreyThey: What if the crutch isn't the weapon you're supposed to equip?
 flatluigi: it was updated last week
wafflesoup: bitrot
 betweenmyself: watching Twitch through the phone app; anyone know if there’s a way to disable these new Clip Notice Windows that keep popping up in chat?  The text links from before were just fine as is 
 Lord_Hosk: Its possible that it never worked and the review was fake?
as_ever_ellesandra: Refund it now
 Tenfist: Woo! onto the next broken game
as_ever_ellesandra: But yea
josh___something: Refund it pls
 cylindricpanda_: digital equivalent of disc rot
ANeMzero: what was that game?
epsilon_vee: if you've seen some of the time-related bugs I've seen...
Astramentha: 
bi0buster: Is the video from the developer? Entirely possible the build they're showing and the build on steam are not the same.
 OldUncleDan: There are videos of a lot of things, Graham.
 sciencemathengineering: 0 bug dev marathon. xD
 SomebodyNowhere: strange game the only winning move is not to play
  Foxmar320: shocked pikachu face
 tidehollowcat: Dungeons of Honor sure does sound like a dark souls ripoff
 accountmadeforants: Uncompressed textures will also do that
Emergent_OS: It is funny, how on the other end of the spectrum, Clint Hocking, Creative Director of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, would place cameras behind furniture, to make sure that there would proper texture on the back faces, on the off chance that some players would try to look behind furniture.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: It's not bloat, exactly, just a total lack of compression.
 jonnykefka: plus need space for all those crypto minres
Desruprot: 
Critterbot: I know they've got like a policy where they don't refund games, but that was twelve dollars. TWELVE!
  TXC2: uncompressed textures
 sciencemathengineering: autobots!
 TheAwkes: The entire Unity asset library stored in the back end, even though it won't be used.
 TehAmelie: obviously they don't know or care about data optimization either
 Greyah: That game was incredible. The rare full-stream game.
 TruPhantomAngel: Hey, I’m actually able to catch a live stream! 
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 Akaiatana: Monster closets as gamedev crutch?
 fragilepaper: 
bi0buster: I thought that one was preloading higher quality stuff?
 Mangledpixel: bwowwwmmm
Delta4904: 
 SomebodyNowhere: ok
 accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie In fairness, neither do AAA devs nowadays.
4 raiders from MooseAndTato have joined!
 Rhynerd: the own where you were in a timeloop with an 1800’s bandit, righht?
  TXC2: hello raiders
 northos: oh good, "coming soon"
sephchan: Oh wow that font
 EikoandMog: Oh, this looks like some QUALITY garbage
 TehAmelie: i guess .jpg
 Nigouki: cool logo idea, work on them fonts though
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is what it's lie to play 5 Gum
 OldUncleDan: This Dungeon is without Honor!
 Mangledpixel: con trolls
 jonnykefka: oohhh the fit to height on that text hurt me
 SomebodyNowhere: con trolls
 DigitalSeahorse: conrollllllllllllll
DoubleNterprises: Welcome raiders!
m1gr3nA: con trolls?
 fragilepaper:  
 JadedCynic: ahoy! 
  Foxmar320: Infinite snow slimes, neat
 jonnykefka: how traditional
 sciencemathengineering: nooo we're fighting snow!
 baltimore_667083: horseshoe crabs!
 TruPhantomAngel: Graham…is that a Khans of Tarkir jacket?
 goombalax: cueb
  TXC2: CUBE
 OldUncleDan: There is no Honour without U.
TheAinMAP:  
 LordManiMani: I remember those monsters from Bloodbourne
 Mangledpixel: KYÖB
 accountmadeforants: Snow slimes would be cool in a good game, I think. Hard to spot, real evil.
 SomebodyNowhere: at least theres more gameplay than that other one
sephchan: Q,fight the snow cones
Emergent_OS: Do blobs say “Ya” or player character?
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheDangerWaffle: my daughter loves watching cube
bi0buster: The 1800s timeloop bandit game had higher quality models tucked away before cutscenes so they could transition faster.
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, that’s awesome!
 korvys: Wait, the PPR is this... when?
 Strebenherz: very classy jacket
ANeMzero: okay so while Theory of Poltran hasn't posted patch notes since 2022, the most recent update to its steam depot  was a week ago.
Xiff_: I like how your name wraps around the score(?)
 razorswift: wait ALREADY your sealed pool?
 Tenfist: Dragonstorm prerelease?
 Brozard: If this were Dragon Quest, you'd have so much XP by now
 Tangsm: Why are these pillow cases attacking you?
 matthaus_c: does Loading Ready Run still make PPRs? 
Desruprot: new Khans story came out today
  Foxmar320: Game has gameplay at least
 razorswift: isn't ppr in.. like.. a mont?
bi0buster: So... Why are we fighting snow clams?
 sciencemathengineering: the sworrd sound effect is like  jack hammer 
 Akaiatana: This is just Carian Manor with fewer fingers
 Earthenone: what set?
 Brozard: @Tenfist more like pre-prerelease
 TruPhantomAngel: Sweet. Can’t wait for the PPR!
 wiganlass: more gameplay than the previous one though
 LadyLockwood92: I mean, that's quicker than I was expecting.
 richard_ermen: I wonder if today, we'll be getting a new viking time traveller world destruction-congrulation-game.
 Mangledpixel: must be some strange usage of the word 'thrill' I wasn't previously aware of
baethanos2: I'll be watching the ppr in order to better choose between going to the pre-release or just buying a bundle
 Fruan: I hope Gameknights Live makes it to YouTube eventually
 jonnykefka: If you were doing your sealed pool now, they give you that stuff even earlier than I thought
 corefluxx: Where is the dungeon?....... or the honour?.......
 kusinohki: *plays bb king's the thrill is gone*
 sciencemathengineering: hi pppl!
Desruprot: there is still more game in this then the last one
 goombalax: countrouls
 WearingCats_CwC: This is not a dungeon of honor 
 Brozard: Any word on getting Kathleen's D&D game on the LRRTT channel?
 accountmadeforants: Apparently we get a new mode at wave 5
DoodlestheGreat: @WearingCats_CwC Or honour.
 TehAmelie: oh boy, i thought for a moment this was some sort of competent low grade Elder Scrolls copy but then you reminded me it's just fighting enemy waves
 ArmondoSC: it said you could change weapons
 JadedCynic: yeah, wow; especially with that font 'honor' looks just...wrong
randomino5: Trying going into setting and disabling "game sucks"
  Foxmar320: Graham I just have to say on Steam the icon neat to LRR's profile pic for this game is just a D
 Fruan: Oh, I mean the latest one
randomino5: *try
 TehAmelie: what is the genre called, arena shooter? now with sword
 sciencemathengineering: love the game!!
 mexfire: try weapon swaping
  Foxmar320: next*
 kusinohki: "Honor have no U"
 Nickiatori: Just got back from a 26 km bike ride
  Foxmar320: Wow
 Tangsm: That's a hacksaw
 ArmondoSC: thats not how bows work
Emergent_OS: Just curious, would we ever see another LRR LAN Party?
 jonnykefka: I think you could throw them harder
 TheOtherTrevor: That bow is shaped more like a hacksaw
 accountmadeforants: @randomino5 Just like those "hilarious" installers that have checkmarks for "make PC slow"
bi0buster: Arrows or darts?
 sciencemathengineering: love arrows man!!!
 Akaiatana: Ironic that the bow has no drawbacks
 JadedCynic: those are arrows
 CaptainSpam: The ultrimate in graphics!
 Tangsm: The hole in the middle of the bow is hilarious
 sciencemathengineering: i would have devoted my life to this in the 2000s. 
 Strebenherz: the hole is too small for the fletching and the arrowhead
 kusinohki: accidentally hitting 'quit' might be a feature??
 lamina5432: it's real nice that the animated snow it so visible on the background snow
 JadedCynic: 
 lirazel64: Horta!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I was just thinking they looked like those pain things from TOS
 Akaiatana: Tasha Yar's hate this one weird enemy
 accountmadeforants: Okay, but imagine, a game that maps Q to quit. (I'm pretty sure I played an RTS decades ago with that mapping, real fun.)
 Jillexie: Weren't these the things that killed Kirk's brother?
 OldUncleDan: From nipple shield to a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
 sciencemathengineering: i need flappy bird game univrse. 
 Tenfist: I wonder what the CUBES are for.
johnnylongtorso: NO ARROW I
 Cptasparagus: at the end of the show theres just one stuck to the bottom of a shelf
 richard_ermen: I still like TOS, they still allowed themselves to be really silly and play.
  TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series.
  LRRbot: New quote #9275: "This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series." —Graham [2025-03-12]
 JadedCynic: whatever the morality play is about this week 
 Strebenherz: dragon ball timing
 sciencemathengineering: so pretty!
 jonnykefka: All series pre 1980 feel like that to me. There was a big stylistic shift at some point
  TXC2: TV was different in the 60's
 matthaus_c: just like battleship potemkin
 accountmadeforants: Economical use of set design 
  TXC2: jonnykefka  same
 Cptasparagus: you cant just ask why someone is blue
ArcadeEngineer: so far there's only really slightly more game than was in the last one
 bubba0077: I feel like the pacing issue is just a time period thing
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh it's one of these wave games where you can buy into new areas
 richard_ermen: Supposedly the media we consume is a distillation of the time we live in. Does that mean the 60s and before were very much standing around and talking at each other kind of times?
 kusinohki: has graham watched Star Trek the animated series?  so many re used panels....
bi0buster: I've been rewatching DS9 recently and I entirely forgot the episode that takes place in TOS.
 Akaiatana: No, it doesn't say that. It's the Blacksmith's QUATERS
  TXC2: speaking of, how is the TNG rewatch with Penelope going Graham ?
 JadedCynic: @ArcadeEngineer it's an aura; out there in that end of the courtyard was blue, and in here it's red...
 Tangsm: And these have properly mapped textures
 Nigouki: these are the most flaccid slime i've ever seen
  NapalmSideburns: Nooo, my cookie clicker cookie stash!
Larington: This game may have some slimy business practices.
 TheDangerWaffle: *poor little snow on the ground, ting djing*
 TehAmelie: are they thawed snow slimes you think?
bi0buster: I love playing hacky sack in the quat
 Tenfist: did you heal from the gold?
 fragilepaper: o/ @TheDangerWaffle
DoubleNterprises: Quaid...start the reactor...
 CataclysmicReverb: Quaters rights mean whoever put their coin on the screen first gets first challenge
 TheDangerWaffle: @fragilepaper hai hai 
 fragilepaper: 
 Strebenherz: shoulda made her wait eight months for the cliffhanger 
  TXC2: that's cute, thanks for the update
 LordManiMani: Yooo
Reduce_Sanity: Sisko also didnt like that
 Tenfist: now that's a swod
 TheAwkes: Meatier
 TheDangerWaffle: buyers remorse, skipped arm day
Emergent_OS: For the rest of the show, Picard didn’t like it too.
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Updates on the Penelope TNG watch are adorable
 richard_ermen: Actual gameplay!
 Earthenone: what could a legendary weapon cost, 1000 points?
 TheAwkes: Still actuates like a windup toy from the 50s.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Guts would approve
 WearingCats_CwC: Something something slab of iron
 kusinohki: Wiggins discord is doing a TNG rewatch.  we're at Night Terrors - "eyes in the dark....  1 moon circles"
 TehAmelie: a shoehorn?
 Tangsm: It's a duck billed sword
 Tenfist: each doorway costs 1000 points
bi0buster: Ah, an elvish ear spoon.
Critterbot: Wait, you're paying points to open doors. This is just CoD Zombies!
 TreeVor84: TNG Phantasms gave me nightmares as a kid, so I understand episodes being too spooky
 Tangsm: It's a door stop
sephchan: Ok now they look like sentient used condoms
 DigitalSeahorse: looks like a paper slicer
 mexfire: try swaping to bow then use blacksmith
 Mazrae: It's COD zombies but with slimes
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 TheDangerWaffle: @DigitalSeahorse i was thinking the same thing!
 Strebenherz: Smart kid
 JadedCynic: fair question
randomino5: What if this is like Evoland where the graphics and gameplay gradually improve over time to the point where it's actually amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
 bubba0077: fair
 IanAllenBird: powerful
 Earthenone: we should start asking that when streams start
 TreeVor84: That is a good question
baethanos2: can they be both fun and weird?
 CataclysmicReverb: Oh yes, the Troi Vore episode
 kragmabutch: yeah where silence has lease remains one of the more terrifying things ive watched
 iris_of_ether: She's asking the right questions
Reduce_Sanity: "is data gonna be sherlock holmes or is he gonna be on trial for not being a person?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with a TNG communicator tattoo on my shoulder, I get that
 richard_ermen: You're a great dad Graham. I wish my dad had spent time like that with me.
 JadedCynic: oh yeah, that'll be...just odd
  TXC2: "eyes in the dark!"
 OldUncleDan: With DS9, the answer is frequently both!
 Dromos_GHG: just watched that one
 ArmondoSC: have you seen the one where geordi turns into the monster?
 Jillexie: One moon circles
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 Knitting_Goblin: Both fun and weird!
 SkylerRingtail: "One moon circles"
 Crad0k: one moon circles
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Critterbot: Yes.
MMoritz: is that the "eyes in the dark" episode?
Aenir798: "Yes"
Larington: Yes.
 SymphonySolstice: matt wiggins' discord is watching through TNG and they're on Night Terrors tonight
 JadedCynic: MOOD
 cylindricpanda_: oh that is a good one
Master_Gunner: Oh, Night Terrors is tonight's episode in WigginsChat rewatch.
 Nigouki: "depends on how many subs and bits we get"
 far2muchsarcasm: I don't think anyone enjoys night terrors
 RatherLargeToad: just wait till spider-Worf
 Knitting_Goblin: What even are these sound effects
 ArmondoSC: me too
ghyllnox: "A fun one, we hope"
 Jillexie: Phantasms had the Troi cake?
 Akaiatana: Barkley's Spidersona
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hated all the ones with crew transformations as a kid
nicholasmc1: Why does the sword sound like a typewriter?
Reduce_Sanity: Sherlock Data is peak TNG I wont be swayed
 enbycephalopod: Okay which of us is asking "Is this a fun one or a weird one?" to the lets nope boys and eating a timeout
 ArmondoSC: the peptide cake?
 NoxStryx: So i ask a kid LOVED the borg episodes. That probably says something about me
 Alness49: Funnily enough, Let's Nope? Funny one. Tinker Tailor? TERRIFYING one.
  TXC2: just wait until you get to season 7, were every episode is the weird one 
sephchan: You never know, maybe your kid is braver than you
  NapalmSideburns: It might not be good, but it is gameplay
josh___something: At least there IS gameplay
baethanos2: just that sword has to at least bump the game to a 5
 cylindricpanda_: The Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome is also one to remember
 Jillexie: Data starts dating and someone gets killed by phasing halfway thru the floor. Great
 wiganlass: dull it is but at least it is gameplay
 RatherLargeToad: @armondosc with mint frosting?
  TXC2: ArmondoSC  with mint frosting
 MenomeAlice: Has she gotten to the Sad One where Picard lives an entire second life?
 accountmadeforants: Damn, we could've had this for 0 points all along? Why did we bother with the other swords?
 TruPhantomAngel: Probably weird, but the devil episode always creeped me out.
 Brozard: If games have taught me anything, it's not to attack the vendors, until games taught me to attack the vendors
Larington: Oh they angy now
 DracoFire87: @MenomeAlice Can't have, if they're just up on Best of Both Worlds
 SymphonySolstice: cool moonlight greatsword
  TXC2: MenomeAlice  not yet if she just seen best of both worlds
 Strebenherz: they're not a threat but they're endless so it's an endless chore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @cylindricpanda_ Great thanks now I'm reminded of that
 bisaflau: do you get a new bow if you talk to him with the bow in hand?
 Atarra: wasn't there a door that required coins?
bi0buster: The DS9 episode where Sisko ends up time tethered to Jake really messed me up.
 FarleyF: @menomealice that’s one of the last episodes
josh___something: Why are we being attacked by sentient cum puddles
  NapalmSideburns: You bought the blacksmith's freedom from this place
 micalovits: Bye blacksmith?
 Brozard: you know only bow
 Decaped: he was a 
 Marvoleath: you got too greedy? 
 wiganlass: patches mode engaged
 Nigouki: Blacksmith was Patches
 Atarra: You got too greedy
sephchan: Let him go like a genie you wished free
 ValTheDrake: did the blacksmith con us and ran away with the money?
 Akaiatana: Nobody expects the vendor to rugpull
 CataclysmicReverb: Blacksmith overflow error'd
 WearingCats_CwC: Blacksmith=sick of your shit
 Saintnex: ngl, the conspiracy episode from the first season of TNG horrified me the first time I watched
 Mazrae: Is it like the mystery box in COD?
 MenomeAlice: @dracofire87 @farleyf I haven't watched since the early 2000s, so episode order is a bit jumbled 😅
 Nickiatori: that was meant to teach you tht consumerism is bad
 mexfire: the black smith is a mystery box same as cod
 TruPhantomAngel: Also I wonder how she might handle the Barclay’s disease episode. I was fine as a kid, but it is like a horror movie.
  TXC2: Saintnex  YES!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelentlessKitschyMosquitoOSsloth-zzG0tONBlPTm_5Eg
 cylindricpanda_: @TruPhantomAngel oh Devil's Due? That one is mostly silly
bi0buster: Multiplayer seems... Ambitious.
 Brozard: Love that the purple lantern is shining through the building on the end screen
lyriumveined: Switching weapons during the smithing did it
randomino5: controlls
 WearingCats_CwC: Oh, so the slimes were wild Haggis. That makes sense
  Simriel: Can confirm. Am in Scotland. That's what it's like
 CataclysmicReverb: short orcs, shorcs
 EikoandMog: I've seen this anime..
 Nigouki: we shrekin'
 Atarra: we went from sploots to disturbingly naked orcs
 DigitalSeahorse: fighting a bunch of Shrek nudists
  Simriel: Had to kill 30 slimes just to get to the gym
Critterbot: There was something on the anvil.
 DracoFire87: Game design is hard, it turns out!
 micalovits: They are just shy!
  TXC2: "My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's nice." "well she's wrong!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot tell what the hell is going on in the black smith menu
bi0buster: This dungeon is without honor.
 ValTheDrake: skeleton hide feet
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: Alex no xD
 Jethrain: "Design" is a strong word
 LadyLockwood92: Can't give that away for free.
 Mangledpixel: ghoblins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The intersection of the ghost with gerblin
 Saintnex: This game is shockingly functional, but like the last one, there NO explanation on what they want us to do!
 micalovits: Atleast its not ghouls and goblins?
 DracoFire87: I mean, someone clearly put thought into this! Not ENOUGH thought, not GOOD thought, but...there's gameplay!
 Brozard: Get the gold armor and the dagger!
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: gherblin
  TXC2: goblins, that are ghosts, ghost goblins
Critterbot: Well, kinda sorta.
 Brozard: Is this DBD? Are we trying to escape?
 DracoFire87: @Saintnex You know you're watching Watch+Play when "shockingly functional" is a good descriptor for a game
 CataclysmicReverb: oh neat, directional damage flashing?
 WearingCats_CwC: They got little Karkat nubs
 KakuEpsilon: Speaking of Ghosts and Golbins, I can't believe Maximo's entire soundtrack in the first game is just a remix of the Ghost and Goblins them Alex was humming
Critterbot: Beeg hammer!
 ArmondoSC: have you tried upgrading the bow?
 CataclysmicReverb: WoW weapons
 Mnemonicman: yes Beej hammer
 Atarra: it takes up like 1/3 of the screen
 maestrith:  r
  NapalmSideburns: I'm not that wowed by these weapons tbh
 micalovits: They are all absurd
 Greyah: A large boulder the size of a small boulder... on a stick.
ArcadeEngineer: if you could dual wield it would be like horse blinders
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The goblin design is very WoW looking
 FarleyF:  
 CataclysmicReverb: Elden Ring doesn't typically gave glowing rune gibblies like that one sword we had
 LadyLockwood92: Kirkhammer lookin' ass.
 mexfire: its a sword in the stone with the stone still attached
 Greyah: Alternatively, the sword in the stone. Stone included.
  Foxmar320: There is a new auto in Destiny that also takes up 1/3 of the screen
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Emergent_OS: But, there was a WoW: Lintch King LRR Sketch…
baethanos2: oh no, the comically large hammer!
 Texan_Reverend: This hammer has the kinetic feel and feedback of a cotton swab.
 CataclysmicReverb: Although, we haven't seen the hilt, so this might be a giant letter seal stamp
 Diabore: id like to see the right 30% of the screen tbh
 TehAmelie: remember Mothergunship, where you design guns that cover half the screen on purpose?
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 mozes_rose_weary: woohoo☺️
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Critterbot: That happens in CoD Zombies as well.
DoubleNterprises: Nah, if it was a Kirkhammer, it would Wah when you hit an enemy 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Do you still have your bow?
 ValTheDrake: true, but is seeing more of the game an improvement?
 TehAmelie: the bugs turn it from a 3 to a 1, so, perfect W+P i guess
 DracoFire87: It's still more functional than the first game y'all played!
 Earthenone: we got to wave 5
 Diabore: found a real dock bottom serving today
 Atarra: alleged games
 niccus: you have games?!
 maestrith:     
 Akaiatana: In Elden Ring, if something happens in the game and the player needs to know what just happened, they watch a lore video.
 ValTheDrake: this is, allegedly, a game
 DracoFire87: "This is a game, supposedly"--the Watch+Play mood.
baethanos2: news reacts? sure hope they do
 kusinohki: I kept reading 'waves' as 'wives' - "you survived 5 wives"
 micalovits: PC about to blow up from these super settings
Aenir798: They're also not optimized though
 Nigouki: yeeeeeees, bedroom recording
 micalovits: @kusinohki Henry the 8th energy
  TXC2: voice "acting" shocks all
LucyCloudberry: start with buying a better mic probably
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's some VO choices
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hey, the game told us what's happening, mayby 
 CataclysmicReverb: I'm going to guess... Somewhere between Grocery store simulator and Lethal Company
  TXC2: I like how each game we're playing seems to address the issues of the previous
 ValTheDrake: from complete lack of instruction to... this, in less than 30s
 EikoandMog: Oh man, I love Juju part 3: Stardust Heros.
 SymphonySolstice: r/malelivingspaces
 TruPhantomAngel: @cylindricpanda_ Little late, but ya, I think there is some other deep seated trans connected to that episode that I hate it. lol
 A_Dub888: Stardu- is that a Jojo???
 Cptasparagus: Stargate
 ArmondoSC: Jaffa Kree
 gnyrinn: You know you're too deep into 19th century French Politics when you find yourself asking "why name a graphics option after the Polignac faction?"
 OldUncleDan: He's a Star Dust Hero...  With Jukeboxes in his eyes!
LucyCloudberry: you'll get him next time, Graham
 MehallD: Now now G, they were called Jaffa Cakes for at least a decade before the tax argument happened
 Saintnex: welp, now im craving jaffa cakes
 TruPhantomAngel: @cylindricpanda_ trama Damn autocorrect
 Brozard: IIRC they proved that they stale differently than cookies and similarly to cakes?
 LadyLockwood92: Jaffa cakes are not biscuits.
 AtomicAlchemical: Ah... you too watched too much Yogscast, Graham?
  TXC2: really thought Graham was gonna explain Jafa 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Playable guitar shocks all
 MehallD: @TXC2 same tbh
ArcadeEngineer: yeah it really is cake in there
 Mangledpixel: their legal argument was 'cakes go hard when stale, biscuits go soft when stale'
 TehAmelie: idea: make people read a TOS agreement when going to bed. it'll put you to sleep immediately!
Critterbot: You can do that in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth as well, except it's the piano.
 jonnykefka: beer cans, ming vase, TV...
LucyCloudberry: sampo?!
 LordZarano: It was actually legally defined, when cookies go stale they go soft, when cakes go stale they go hard
 Brozard: Are those cans loss?
 TruPhantomAngel: @critterbot Can we play Tifa’s theme? lol
 Akaiatana: Oh, so it's Shenmue
 OldUncleDan: @LucyCloudberry Ask for it by name!
 CataclysmicReverb: Literally 1984 on the sticky note
Pteraspidomorphi: Peter Molyneux?
 Brozard: Will Wright?
 Bugberry: Duke Nukem was innovative in the way of interactables.
Critterbot: @TruPhantomAngel You sure can.
 DigitalSeahorse: eat some great
 IanAllenBird: reminds me of like. freddie fish. just click on everything so things happen
ArcadeEngineer: indigestion simulator 2000
 TruPhantomAngel: Yay!
 SpacePotato01: Wasn't expecting melon vore
  TXC2: Blilk
 MalFnord: Star Citizen?
 Greyah: Why does he have so many of the same shoe?
 Atarra: Alex is going to attempt to speedrun the ... this
  Foxmar320: Cleaned out the fridge, time to go get more pizza
 jessicaengle: Holy Moly, it's garbage day!
nicholasmc1: Nice but it's a mess
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: unpacking comes close to that game idea
 AtomicAlchemical: An immersive sim without plot essentially?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Gentlemen...
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, it's because there's no gameplay there.
 BusTed: hate when that happens
 TruPhantomAngel: What
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
LucyCloudberry: I think that was Matt Groening
  TXC2: 0-10000000 in 4 secs
 Brozard: Who has a regular pizza delivery person???
 MrSarkhan: uh that took a turn
 NoxStryx: I mean to an extent that is Dwarf Fortress, but it didnt start as that idea
 jessicaengle:   
 SymphonySolstice: that escalated quickly
Emergent_OS: Duke Nukem Forever had a lot of interactive objects…
 Cptasparagus: @AtomicAlchemical we found the plot
 fragilepaper: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
 Jigokuro: Ah yes,  the Shenmue method. You are correct it does not make a game.
 NightValien28: this took a turn
 Strebenherz: #concern
Koios7: 
 fastlane250: Someone set up us the bomb! 
 TruPhantomAngel: I guess…?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: And a box of radiation. Not radiative material, just radiation.
 accountmadeforants: Honestly that's perfect, no notes
DoubleNterprises: The plot found us
 Texan_Reverend: They set us up the bomb!
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 Zatengo: THE ONE YEAR!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFT
 Artificer0: surprise eye patch
  Foxmar320: Is that out place
 Bugberry: "sucks to be that guy"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it's you
johnnylongtorso: Sue York PD
DoubleNterprises: Look out the window
 IanAllenBird: kmnjikomjni
 Brozard: Is this some reverse Phonebooth situation?
 TehAmelie: at least we got Metal Gear Solid with Kojima thinking of all the fun things a player would like to do and 50 more
 TruPhantomAngel: Is that your street?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
tryllebanjo: Oh nooooo
 NightValien28: wave to the snipers
 DigitalSeahorse: that's us?
 LadyLockwood92: Heard you was talkin' shit. Apparently.
 jessicaengle: 
 fastlane250: Oh snap you *ARE* being framed!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 Bugberry: cartoon police are attacking
 CataclysmicReverb: "how dare you play video games." says the AI mother
johnnylongtorso: Looney Tunes-ass gun noise
 Wolfstrike_NL: I love how Alex nailed the, Am I being Framed?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You gotta put the cops on the street if you make the thing on the tv
 jessicaengle: Just get shot, that'll show em.
 Brozard: Mr. Wizard! Get me out of here!
 Texan_Reverend: Man, SWATing has really escalated.
 CaptainSpam: Okay, the cartoon ricochet noises add to this.
 SpacePotato01: cowboy borg
The_Potato_Cat: I love how invincible you are
 Bugberry: I wish Half Life 2 had these sound effects in the beginning.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 Texan_Reverend: It now comes with planting evidence and everything.
 Earthenone: everyone knows cops cant cross the threshold of a staircase
 LadyLockwood92: Why is your phone mothering you?
 Akaiatana: Swines without spines.
  Foxmar320: Wow they have real bad aim
bi0buster: I think I remember this part of Half Life 2?
 IanAllenBird: mirror's edge
 Strebenherz: this escalated
 DigitalSeahorse: shooting at a baby too
  Foxmar320: Sormtroopers have better aim
 CataclysmicReverb: Tachnoka gotten rusty
  TXC2: gonna King Kong this shit
 jessicaengle: "Please airlift me away from these homicidal maniacs!"
 matthaus_c: the looney tunes noises are disconcerting to say the least
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Looney tunes ass gun noises
 TruPhantomAngel: Really, did they need the baby there…?
 BusTed: rewarded
johnnylongtorso: @DigitalSeahorse so we know it's the US
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Literally baked goods
Critterbot: *hurk*
 NotCainNorAbel: roof bagels are very good
 jessicaengle: So chat, what is this game I just walked into?
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 sethtriggs: Looking very promising!
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 DigitalSeahorse: yup, definitely the US
 TruPhantomAngel: Can we start over and stop them planting evidence?
 jessicaengle: Can you stop the bomberman??
 sethtriggs: This is a nice asset pack
 CaptainSpam: Get your pizza bomb delivered.
 Texan_Reverend: Fridge RNG
 Zatengo: can you eat the cookies for health?
 micalovits: RIP milk
 Earthenone: where is the get framed for terorisim buton?
 TruPhantomAngel: Come on No. 2, where are you?
 Jethrain: Everything is potable once
 jessicaengle: It's milk toast.
 OldUncleDan: Can we just set the bomb off.  Just call it good there.
 Greyah: Yo who up shlorping they toast
 Diabore: oh he had an eye patch
Invitare: also why does your regular pizza delivery guy have free access to your apartment?
 TehAmelie: if you chew your food really well, it all gulps
Koios7: 
 iris_of_ether: So nice of them to announce on the news
  TXC2: Purée toast
  NapalmSideburns: milkshaketoast
  Foxmar320: Drink toast? Is that something for the next Wet Ones?
 Bugberry: literal door dash
 CaptainSpam: Depends on the apartment complex.
Critterbot: Did he leave something in your apartment? The box next to the door.
 TruPhantomAngel: eh, just makes it easier.
 kimmibeans: It looks like this dude does not cook. Just pizza all the time
 sethtriggs: Americaland is a scary place
 Laserbeaks_Fury: *gasp!*
 Brozard: Subscribe to PZZA+ and have pizza delivered to your home whenever you want
 ValTheDrake: to be fair this is the kind of prank I'd expect from Goro Majima...
 CaptainSpam: *gasp.*
 TruPhantomAngel: They already know I’m gonna order the pizza so…
Emergent_OS: Haligan from Mystery of the Druids had a Pizza Tab.
 sethtriggs: Wow imagine hauling that stroller up that walk-up
 OldUncleDan: Why do any of us cry?
 sethtriggs: Click to drop down. Nice
 CaptainSpam: Bagels aren't eggs!  Get out of my head! 
 gnyrinn: It was a red herring bagle
GreyThey: Bagels are decidedly *not* Easter-related
 sethtriggs: That's sure nice to have in a van
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUHHHHHHHH
 Brozard: It's the pizza guy!
Duwani1: is that the payday van?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Sagat will save us
 Akaiatana: The donut was your pastry catching up to you
 Greyah: These kinds of staircases always make me think of Deus Ex. Which is the kinda game that did "interact with all the things" right.
 sethtriggs: Oh that's not good
Emergent_OS: Kane and Lynch look fine for a time.
 jessicaengle: 
  TXC2: so we just joing the terrorists?
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh I get it, we’re Harrison Ford.
  NapalmSideburns: Love it
 BusTed: very good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There literally is
 cylindricpanda_: Free cancer with purchase!
  Foxmar320: Is this how all the barrels got all over the place in Fallout
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NightValien28: slowest moving van
 CaptainSpam: GASP
 sethtriggs: Did the driver get irradiated?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Suddenly it becomes Crazy Taxi
 Artificer0: GASP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where did the driver go?
Aenir798: Guiding the player
Duwani1: there was a pizza around the corner from the van
 CaptainSpam: I mean, in fairness, I guess this sort of thing WOULD be confusing.
  TXC2: OK I thought it was Alex making those exaggerated gasp  
Duwani1: on the ground
 TruPhantomAngel: Damn, Tommy Lee got us.
 Bugberry: or being a good DM
 accountmadeforants: Sounds hard, how about giant yellow arrows everywhere?
 TruPhantomAngel: yep
 sethtriggs: You don't even get a marker to tell you where to go?
 Nigouki: liam_neeson_jumping_over_fence.mp4
 Laserbeaks_Fury: looked like there was food in the oven?
  Foxmar320: 
 DigitalSeahorse: LRR does great editing
 goombalax: or if the editing is intentionally stylized ala wes anderson
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's because you've made Loading Time as a series and we enjoy things like that
 kusinohki: the patron saint of yellow paint denied this game...
 Brozard: Oh, it's horrible
 Fuzzra: Maybe the bed-fork is related to the eye-patch and the guy has a legitimate grudge?
 Anaerin: 37 cuts in 20 seconds.
 Akaiatana: It's what makes John Wick look good
 BlueMechanic: 14 cuts in 6 seconds
 Darleysam: it's the antithesis of John Wick
 CaptainSpam: Okay, look, guy, leaving empty cans of pop out like that is at least understandable, you're leaving STILL-CLOSED cans of pop out.
 Brozard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
 Anaerin: Or something like that.
 Gekyouryuu: Taken had sequels?!
 Wolfstrike_NL: I have been sooooo annoyed by bad editing in tv programs after learning what good editing looks like
 sethtriggs: The fridge raiding reminds me of that Internet cafe game you played
Metric_Furlong: this is the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by4UZ-79MK4
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The SAMPO!
 LadyLockwood92: Speaking of, the most recent Friday Nights was absolutely amazing~ @LoadingReadyRun
ArcadeEngineer: what was this game called again?
 TehAmelie: "at a certain point, you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry
Astramentha: mawp
 Greyah: It's so many cuts it's disorienting.
 sethtriggs: That framerate is amazing
 jessicaengle: It's such an exciting fence!!
 accountmadeforants: Does your regular pizza delivery guy just break into your apartment?
 Texan_Reverend: That was...not quiet.
collectangels: what the hell?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Covering for the fact he's old
Emergent_OS: There is a certain charm in the late 90s Action Adventure games, where you are just dropped in the map and left alone…
collectangels: that scene
 niccus: at least it's an action scene instead of a band talking to each other
 Nigouki: ok we deserve to be framed
 jessicaengle: Tytus Ryker Trevys
 A_Dub888: that is… a name
 Crad0k: nah, you don't need that many cuts to hide an unfit actor, that's an artistic decision
  NapalmSideburns: Oh, this guy is just getting advanced bullied for his name
bi0buster: Don't frame us, frame our parents!
  Foxmar320: Yeah just arrest us now, that name is a crime
 accountmadeforants: Honestly I'd believe we're a terrorist
LegionLoyalist: So that scene was just WWE cuts to the audience?
 TruPhantomAngel: I just watched too. Why…is there a zoom in on a dog randomly in there too?!?
 betweenmyself: they spent so much money filming the “Jumping Over the Fence” scene they used footage from all the angles they shot
geail: I've never seen Ryker without a Y. Welcome to Utah
 sethtriggs: They were right about the black helicopters
 lightfut: Millennials are ruining the child naming industry
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Man, they were so close to TNT, it writes itselfe
  TXC2: if you get named that, it's grounds to divorce your parents 
GreyThey: Are the gasps from damage?
bi0buster: Is the sharp intake of breath when you take damage?
 Gekyouryuu: Speaking of Friday Nights, I've been rewatching it from the start. It was already surprising enough to see Cam and Adam in the 4th original episode, but it was VERY jarring seeing Wheeler in the M14 prerelease episode
 Anaerin: There's also a "Hoop" sound.
 NoxStryx: @laserbeaks_fury it TNT maybe TRT in some other language?
  Foxmar320: huh
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  right?
 sethtriggs: SIlly boy
 Cptasparagus: @Gekyouryuu baby wheels
DaxStrife: I'm going to expect "Goodbye you silly boy" to be villain dialogue in the next Amazon-made James Bond movie.
 DigitalSeahorse: you silly boy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a goal after get to the van?
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 CaptainSpam: Goodbye, you silly boy.  GASP
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 Earthenone: are we supposed to follow the eyepatch man?
  NapalmSideburns: why does this gasping sound vaguely like Cameron?
 jessicaengle: This man is over gasped!
 LordZarano: Run after the guy?
 sethtriggs: "Upi
 DigitalSeahorse: le gasp
 LordZarano: Oh ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because last time we died after this point and if you die it just says "get as much food as possible and get to the white van"
 sethtriggs: You're winner!
TheMadS8nt: idk what I'm watching but illegally dumping of nuclear waste is something I have never seen in a game
 TruPhantomAngel: @lightfut At my old job we were starting to see the results of that, like folks name Danerys. XD
 Jethrain: "the city has *thousands of details to search for*"
 Jethrain: oh noooo
 Mangledpixel: well, it's a unique premise, I'll give it that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 sethtriggs: I guess it's the same spirit of a pixel-hunting game
 OldUncleDan: "Enemy of the State."  R.I.P. Gene Hackman...
 matthaus_c: SURELY our apt is on permanent stakeout
TheMadS8nt: most wanted enemy of the state for illegal dumping? that seems a bit extreme
 LordManiMani: So GTA civilian
Invitare: that's not true. You had a bomb, remember?
 sethtriggs: But did GTA allow you to dump nuclear waste?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We can get bagel now
 Earthenone: surely the cops wont be at the apartment
 TehAmelie: it's sort of like the premise of I  the President's Wife, but without the wife part
 goombalax: @sethtriggs thats Saint's Row
 Marvoleath: "most wanted enemy of the state" - "he went over the corner, he's probably gone forever"
 Marvoleath: do the cops lack object permanency?
 sethtriggs: These cops are great at their jobs.
 Akaiatana: This is the plot of Guns Akimbo without having Guns Akimbo
 accountmadeforants: "Surely he wouldn't be dumb enough to go back to his apartment"
 sethtriggs: Just...left stuff you can grab
 jessicaengle: My security deposit 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have been unhoused and lived in my car, finding a safe place to sleep is not as hard as these people who have never been housing insecure seem to think
 sethtriggs: Mmmm mustard marshmallow toast pizza
 jessicaengle: What are fluffies?
 fastlane250: Whoa! You had mustard?
 gnyrinn: "My name is Charles Calthrop and this is my bloody flat!"
 Texan_Reverend: It's A LOT.
 SkylerRingtail: Heathers, the musical?
 Fuzzra: It's quite the movie
TheMadS8nt: wow GTA6 sure does look odd
 Marvoleath: the series or the movie?
Angreed66: If anything they wouldn't want to fire where they can't see if you were a terrorist to not set something off.
 gnyrinn: Or is that reference too old/obscure?
 DigitalSeahorse: psycho movie The Heathers
 Akaiatana: One Heather is weird enough
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig sorry you went through that, i hope things are better now
  TXC2: those bastards!
 Mangledpixel: how DARE
 NightValien28: ruined
TheAinMAP: 
 KakuEpsilon: Watched Heather's what?
johnnylongtorso: bagel burgled
 sethtriggs: Disrespect
 Earthenone: so persistant items are milk and bagels
  Foxmar320: No bagel? we fight 
 CaptainSpam: I actually never saw Heathers, no matter how many times it bizarrely showed up on Comedy Central back in the day.
 Faulpyr: Good that it's quantifiable how much HP you lose jumping from a roof to fire escape
 TruPhantomAngel: @angreed66 There also would be someone watching the apartment to make you don’t come back. XD
 jessicaengle: 
 lirazel64: I feel that James Bond does this better.
 FarleyF: heathers home stream over at twitch.tv/lunarjade 
bi0buster: Borget plz
 LordManiMani: And a large orange drink!
 sethtriggs: You mofos aren't even open
 kusinohki: sir, this is a wendy's
 gnyrinn: Does the use of the word "automat" indicate that this game is made outside of the USA?
 WearingCats_CwC: This feels like Shadows of Doubt if it was bad
 Strebenherz: can you check inventory?
 Greyah: Ah, hmm, yes, horf those bin chips
 TehAmelie: savage criticism of snack food
 Earthenone: do we have an inventroy of foods?
 accountmadeforants: Mofos grill is a membership-only store, you gotta be a mofo
 DigitalSeahorse: exactly what I expect from junk food
 sethtriggs: Not even a single Healthy!
 TruPhantomAngel: @lirazel64 “Noo booody does it better!”
  TXC2: "a number 9, a number 9 large, a number 45, 2 number 5s, and a small coke"
  Juliamon: gnyrinn The presence of jaffa cakes already did
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe, junk food
 jessicaengle: i cream?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz They are better, people judged me for not surrendering my cats and instead putting a portion of my paychecks towards housing them at the clinic I was working at, but people don't understand and I walk around with a list of low cost vaccine and spay neuter clinics and have a circuit of parks I walk to check on people who spend days at the libraries and sleep other places who have animals
 sethtriggs: "It's only a model"
  Foxmar320: hahaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could have gotten water from the apartment you were just at
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig cats are validd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In under a day
TheAinMAP: So close.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Animals are the best
 Akaiatana: Better than being placed in phoenix arizona.
 sethtriggs: This is wild
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 CaptainSpam: If you die, you go to Phoenix, AZ.  Wow, harsh.
 Marvoleath: how many calories do you need? you ate like 10k kcal in your apartment
 TruPhantomAngel: Phoenix Down Alley
 Bugberry: The toast lore is expanding
 DigitalSeahorse:  a toast to rights!
 Anaerin: VHF: Very Healthy Food
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Sleep well!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks streaming Graham and Alex
 FarleyF: see ya txc2
 TehAmelie: it's sad they got a full monopoly after AM mart closed
 jessicaengle: Bye @TXC2 
 gnyrinn: @CaptainSpam Not only that, you go there by bus.
 Strebenherz: take care txc2
 LadyLockwood92: I dunno, the UK gave a river rights so...
 TehAmelie: box of. . .panda bits?
 TehAmelie: maybe bamboo?
  Foxmar320: G you have to stop eating food off the street
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I wonder what would happen if I wasn't curious.
  Foxmar320: True I can't boss
 Anaerin: I've heard of Street Food vendors, but this is ridiculous.
 TehAmelie: leading the player!
bi0buster: Incoming Game
LucyCloudberry: oh it's act 3 of a Marvel movie
 Akaiatana: Stop eating food off the street or you'll go into bioshock.
Angreed66: They even have arrows
 Bugberry: Crazy Taxi UI
 sethtriggs: So there ARE markers in this game
 darkcyril: That's just from the radioactive canister you dumped from the truck
 matthaus_c: they're leading the player with light! just a massive pillar of it
 jessicaengle: Beacon so we can punch chunks faster
 DigitalSeahorse: big beacon
 sethtriggs: What is that texture inside Poochie's beam there?
 Alness49: "You are free to be curious and do whatever you want but please I'm begging you go to the car showroom"
 korvys: fuckin' cartoon bullet sounds
 DigitalSeahorse: they're all Attilas
baethanos2: I love the cartoony sound effects
 matthaus_c: wonder why I have a hard time taking these shots seriously
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, happy gyaarbendaag
 sethtriggs: Nice Warner Bros sound
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Shopping for automobiles is illegal in this world.
 Mangledpixel: looney tunes ricochets
 TehAmelie: the game set us up!
ArcadeEngineer: it said 'scooters are the only vehicles you can drive' in the block of text
 jessicaengle: F
 Ard_Rhys: at least they are terrible shots
 Texan_Reverend: I feel like it's a 1999 Saturday afternoon, and I'm playing Goldeneye.
 DigitalSeahorse: is the car outside drivable?
 Foxmar320: wat
 Creature_Comforts: trought
 Texan_Reverend: But only from an auditory perspective.
 sethtriggs: But you're on the street
 Foxmar320: I feel like this game might be bad
 Earthenone: maybe naritively we are trying to get a vehicle to escape, and we need to fail since we need to do 16 missions in the city
 TehAmelie: funny, they tell you to roam and explore, yet they made a puzzle game with one exact path you can take to survive
 LadyLockwood92: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but this game might suck.
 FarleyF: asmr watch n play
 matthaus_c: does Attila make ALL vehicles
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 sethtriggs: I love New York City with one pedestrian per block
 kimmibeans: I'd say this game is garbage, but it is garbage day
 accountmadeforants: This was me designing a maze when I was 6.
 FarleyF: oooo new Crapshot idea ASMR Dave’s spokesman
 NoxStryx: Whisper & Play
 sethtriggs: Nice stoppie there
 matthaus_c: and you can't Regular Jack anyone
johnnylongtorso: Grand Jaywalking
 Mangledpixel: 
GreyThey: @FarleyF Watch+PlaySMR
 CaptainSpam: Y'know, these games might earn a whole lot more respect with me if it DID listen to your mic and, if it heard you talking smack about it, would just play a clip of the dev saying "WELL  YOU TOO!".
 ButButTheJesus: 
EdibleDragon: All the crimes are implied
 Lord_Hosk: They already said "gta" you don't have to say "and it sucks" its included
 Lord_Hosk: HEYYYOOOH
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 L0rdX33n: Beep to the boop
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 sethtriggs: That's what New York is about, street banners for potted meat
 LordManiMani: @johnnylongtorso very nice. Also nice username. I assume you come sold separately
 NoxStryx: @farleyf he doesnt talk any differently, if anything he is louder.
Angreed66: So what does this have that GTA have? A city and law enforcement shooting at you?
johnnylongtorso: @LordManiMani I am in fact the man who comes in pieces!
 NoxStryx: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
 TehAmelie: the flattest city i've seen outside of Nebraska
 CaptainSpam: @LordManiMani He's the man who comes in pieces!
 sethtriggs: Like this game, functional but very disappointing.
  Foxmar320: Who stole all the chess pieces?
 FarleyF: @noxstryx you know what that could work
 darkcyril: I either never need to hear the phrase "crunchy grass" again or I need to hear it a lot more to desensitize myself to it.
 NoxStryx: What is this game called?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh the Merry-Go_round broke down...
 EikoandMog: I think that chess board was in stalemate
 jessicaengle: @EikoandMog Foreshadowing?
 ButButTheJesus: yeah? yeah.
 margieargie: @EikoandMog A fitting metaphor for this "game"
 CaptainSpam: @CaptainSpam Dangit, I was too late on the draw! 
 matthaus_c: don't call the city flat, you'll hurt its feelings
 Texan_Reverend: Welcome to Houston.
 SpacePotato01: could be in the Netherlands
 Nenluen: tht's just chicago
 Aviator_Moonshine: Biblically accurate Denmark.
The_Potato_Cat: Holland looks weird these days
 goombalax: walkable you say
johnnylongtorso: TBF, a lot of Manhattan is this flat
bi0buster: Ah, we're in Saskatchewan.
YakkShakk221B: yooo it's the EVA cafe
 DigitalSeahorse: eva
 SquareDotCube: There's nothing landmarks to reference
 sethtriggs: I think the city asset can only exist on flat terrain
 gnyrinn: @EikoandMog Even if it wasn't. There weren't many enough pieces left for either player to secure a checkmate.
 sethtriggs: All the stores are JPGs
 lightfut: Whoever created this on SimCity 3000 was really not wanting to bother with any complications
YakkShakk221B: Supervillain building
YakkShakk221B: look at all of this conference
 TehAmelie: yay, we're going to PAX
 Greyah: Didn't take much tbh
 Fruan: Less genocide so far
 Crad0k: less genocide so far
 empyreon: so far
 sethtriggs: Those windows are IMPOSSIBLE
 EikoandMog: White had king and knight. Definitely able to win.
Aenir798: Hold on Graham, let's not be hasty
  Foxmar320: The bar was on the ground
 e_bloc: way to go out on a limb
 CaptainSpam: Well, in fairness, the genocide is more *following* you, rather than being *caused* by you.
 sethtriggs: Wait, there's a lower level
YakkShakk221B: BLACK MILK
YakkShakk221B: hang on
  Foxmar320: Ok rude
 empyreon: WOW
 matthaus_c: smoked
YakkShakk221B: D:
 Nenluen: this is mccormic center...
YakkShakk221B: Eliminated
johnnylongtorso: there's a man with a gun over there
 baltimore_667083: eliminated
 lightfut: V rude
 e_bloc: yeah that's america
Invitare: ah the classic subway ruse
 sethtriggs: That's amazing
 cylindricpanda_: subway? can i get a meatball footlong
 NoxStryx: What is this game called?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 fastlane250: ambadtious
 matthaus_c: the opening was pretty fun, then it alllll went sour
 Strebenherz: i think you've exausted the gameplay loop of that one
 UnknownFriday: Ah, yes, our favorite. Trial-and-error instant death gameplay.
Astra7525: Today's the day of the NoGame isn't it?
 NoxStryx: Ahh, News Reacts
bi0buster: "Boy you done step the wrong direction" - this dev, probably.
dm818: I feel like for this type of simulation game you need to start small and work out
 Ravage2002: yeah baddly ambitious
 TehAmelie: these monsters are going to Hell!
YakkShakk221B: hell yeah
  Foxmar320: Oh look another city
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dear, a christian game
 gnyrinn: Don't bet on it. And don't call me Shirley
 TehAmelie: it seems we're a mid level cleric, good start
 sethtriggs: Well there we go. I wonder if the vehicles are nerf too
 CaptainSpam: Look, sound is hard.
 sethtriggs: YES
 jessicaengle: Punch that bus
  Foxmar320: Yep sure
Angreed66: oh dear I noticed the ui elements. This is a terrible game
 kimmibeans: I am so confused
 matthaus_c: things Are happening
 Faulpyr: Oh no. You've got a Cross meter
YakkShakk221B: big rock men are going to apparate and beat you up
 DigitalSeahorse: so many stinky gorillas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Akaiatana: Your cross meter is empty now
 sethtriggs: ping!
  Foxmar320: Ok we have a health bar and a cross bar?
  Foxmar320: Are we Jesus?
   Anubis169: your god meter's gone down
 LadyLockwood92: Ah, what's happening is we're getting our shit rocked.
 CypherRaze: You need to pray to get more power so you can fight the demons I guess?
 gnyrinn: Do you have a Piety bar?
 kimmibeans: Why are there naked men in the walls?
 Ravage2002: wait I've seen that in a anime
baethanos2: I think I saw cj from gta
 sethtriggs: A collectathon?
   Anubis169: Faith is a better name than Jesus Juice
Invitare: You have faith of the heart????
 Tiber727: All I ask for is one game where enemies ragdoll into the sky.
 matthaus_c: the Jesus Meter
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does this game have cross-play? 
 Strebenherz: why do they restore so LITTLE
 cylindricpanda_: wow did someone try to reboot Spiritual Warfare?
 EikoandMog: @Laserbeaks_Fury Out
 Crad0k: baby! i wanna touch your body!
 sethtriggs: These assets seem familiar
 CypherRaze: @Anubis169 No no. Jesus Juice is great.
  Foxmar320: Woah
 Strebenherz: YEET
 Riiiiiiis: Who?
 baltimore_667083: YEET
 EikoandMog: weeeeeeee
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmallDiligentSlothCopyThis-hdlEprmQBQJmmVIM
 Strebenherz: Also your faith is draining
 TehAmelie: getting closer to God
 darkcyril: It *is* almost Easter afterall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 sethtriggs: Team Rocket is Blasting Off Again!
 MrSarkhan: get yeeted
 DigitalSeahorse: YEET
 Sorator13: I have faith that you will land on your feet!
lyriumveined: Call that christ air
 Faulpyr: I feel like if I see literal demons targeting Christians, I'd take their beliefs more seriously
 Tiber727: Thank you!
 kalira77: increase your piety by walking down the street
 matthaus_c: the power of Christ compels you
 baltimore_667083: all we need now is a skateboard and some pearl jam
 NoxStryx: "The News Reacts has no traditional game missions, things just happen when the player enters the wrong place at the wrong time."
 ValTheDrake: I think you may have coveted
 Strebenherz: Did the demon DO A DAB ON YOU
 KV1NN4: The Power of Christ Propells You!
 kimmibeans: Oh, the crosses are your soul
 SquareDotCube: That's wine, Graham
baethanos2: are they just spawning next to you?
 kimmibeans: The demons are draining your soul
 sethtriggs: @KV1NN4 LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 Goddamnit, that got me
 accountmadeforants: "Don't like that part of the map? Don't go there, then >:("
 fastlane250: Jesus Juice? I liked "Right Here, Right Now"! 
 CypherRaze: just wait 3 days and you'll revive.
   Anubis169: LOL
 Strebenherz: PFT
 TehAmelie: good joke
 EikoandMog: LOL
 Sorator13: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
dm818: and it looks like it slowly degrades too
 LordManiMani: Need some Angels to do Battle
   Anubis169: a Demonic Dab?
 kumatsu: the haters dabbing you down
 TehAmelie: faith is not self sustaining huh
 korvys: Who up getting their faith shlorped?
Pteraspidomorphi: I was thinking that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Their shadow haduken
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of that game you played where you do the fighting game and you unlock stuff in a neighborhood
The_Potato_Cat: Did... Sis it want you to watch 3 ads to play as the demon?
 Shurtal: What we do in the shadows had energy vampires, who says there aren't faith vampires as well
 Akaiatana: You'd be Constantine
   Anubis169: good
 Strebenherz: good move, don't
Invitare: put your faith in the Doomslayer instead
 NoxStryx: "You got any ice i can believe in"
 kimmibeans: I'm about to say something that I never thought I would say: Prayer Warriors did it better!
 Crad0k: don't
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness none of these buildings are the same scale!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Akaiatana Fucking right
DaxStrife: A demon "schlopring" your faith away; I've read this doujinshi.
 EikoandMog: @DaxStrife Same.
 cylindricpanda_: eh isn't it still down anyway
 sethtriggs: Look how tiny you are compared to the pickup!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I heard it got DDOS', but literally no one I know uses it anymore to check
 Bugberry: American cars are just that big
 Anaerin: It's a [1 WORLD UNIT] world after all.
 matthaus_c: speedrun strats
 ekimekim: ah classic sqrt(2) movement
 Akaiatana: Oh, are you a bishop?
   Anubis169: can you camere strafe?
 kumatsu: ah yes, vector movement
 Sorator13: Oh. OH you do. Weird.
 lightfut: Speed run strata
 Crad0k: straferun 15!
 Nickiatori: that disney trick sowks well for minecraft too
 TehAmelie: xD bishop
Aenir798: oh boy 1.4x speed
 AtomicAlchemical: Oh, is your character a bishop?
 Mangledpixel: that's old school 3d game speedrun strats
 Nickiatori: works*
 Strebenherz: @cylindricpanda_ what's down?
 Anaerin: Speedwalk strats.
   Anubis169: Hellbound somethingorother
TheAinMAP: Serpentine.
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness it's a wall of building assets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AtomicAlchemical Can't be, she's female
Critterbot: Probably.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I haven't seen strafe running in a long time
 kimmibeans: I guess demons are like alligators; you're supposed to run away in a zig-zag
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
   Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEE
 Nigouki: oh we getting faithbanged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They have you locked there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEET
 EikoandMog: WEEEEEEEEEE
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice for QA in the bag
 cylindricpanda_: @Strebenherz x/twittwe
YakkShakk221B: peace out fellas
CuteTeaGoat: they're sucking the jesus out of you
 SomebodyNowhere: the demon space program
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeee
 accountmadeforants: *Now* we've found the speedrun strat
TheAinMAP: Wheee!
YakkShakk221B: Hell Yeah we found the Spaghetti Italiano bus corner
 Anaerin: I wonder if that's an auto-teleport to stop you getting stunlocked in a corner.
felipepfn: You just found fast travel
 NoxStryx: Good thing there is no fall damage
 CypherRaze: I would eat at spaghetti italiano
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah
 Strebenherz: @cylindricpanda_ ah gotcha
YakkShakk221B: the biggest truck of all time
 sethtriggs: That feels like subocean potential
TheAinMAP: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Filipino spaghetti please
 matthaus_c: what's the over/under on there being finite Jesus juice
 CypherRaze: I do love a good spaget
thavleifrim: It's just more authentic than french spaghetti
Angreed66: Or is the cross like a shield system for the health?
 sethtriggs: The one to the left of you
   Anubis169: sounds like we need demonic assistance to clip out of bounds
 sethtriggs: that looked wide enough
 Ravage2002: I remember now it's from a Korean tv show called Hellbound!
 TehAmelie: the demons are knights
 sporkraptor: garbage day garbage day! I'm surprised I made it.
 Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c surely we can just transubstantiate more from water if needed?
Aenir798: They're human, they're all guilty
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 sethtriggs: If your skirt is three inches above the knee you're evil soul
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 accountmadeforants: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
thavleifrim: maybe innocent people cant see you
bi0buster: Oh! Red aura spotted!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also they were draining your faith
 Bugberry: none of you are without sin
 Mangledpixel: your power is draining
fiftymcnasty: red auras
 Shurtal: are the demons modeled off that video of the jacked body builder aggressively entering a fastfood establishmen?
 kimmibeans: Wait, maybe it's the naked people?
 Gekyouryuu: "an innocent person wouldn't run. all joggers are considered active terrorists for this reason."
 NoxStryx: If this was made by a christian evangelical: Everyone is Guilty and falls short of the glory of god
collectangels: The "an innocent person wouldn't run" argument is so weak
Aenir798: Graham???
Critterbot: G, pls.
 ButButTheJesus: graham
 iris_of_ether: Graham
 sethtriggs: Is the camera clipping?
 LordManiMani: Yeah this game is severely lacking in booming modulated narrator voice ala Cougar Interactive faith based games
collectangels: people underestimate panic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plus the demons in the other ones had a lock on so you couldn't really escape
   Anubis169: so if they only drain red auras, the player human isn't innocent
Emergent_OS: You laugh about it… but running away being suspicious was successfully argued before a US Supreme Court.
 Shurtal: "Gimme a sip"
 accountmadeforants: Damn, all these people found Jesus real quick. I guess our human player character is just an idiot
 sporkraptor: takes a while...
 Zandivya: Sit on your faith
bi0buster: Demons, aka shadow turd gorillas
 tsp397: Wow they've got a lot of juice
 gnyrinn: If they run they're guilty. If they stand still they're guilty and disciplined.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Ice cold take: humans are all morons
 Alness49: Slurping a Capri Sin
 matthaus_c: like a religious capri sun
 sethtriggs: there may be a deficiency in the directions
ThePov42: Is... is this game attempting to be a Fundie take Dead By Daylight?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs A deficiency in instructions? In a W+P game? NOOO
 UltraVioletVodoo: im sorry, i stepped away to get food, what is this
   Anubis169: what's punch?
 sethtriggs: If you remember the CXT, they're even bigger than that!
 kumatsu: I'd like to point out the combination Sushi restaurant and clothing boutique we ran past
Emergent_OS: Another interesting quirk of Supreme Court decision, being silent is not enough to invoke your constitutional right to remain silent.
 sethtriggs: Oh the game is doing enough sucking
   Anubis169: suck, Suck, SUCK!
 Ravage2002: Yeah this is deffinitly "inspired" by Hellbound...
 SomebodyNowhere: !adult
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a quote
 cylindricpanda_: but for serious, one of these weeks on Watch+Play y'all should bust out them Wisdom Tree games, some of them are on steam and they are awful
 Shurtal: prepare the Succ Rites
 FarleyF: um …..
 LordManiMani: Pay 8 Mana
 korvys: Good question, Graham
 Strebenherz: "How do you invoke the sucking" is a hell of a quote
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "How do you invoke the sucking"
 Mangledpixel: I think the game is already invoking the sucking
 lightfut: I think this game does plenty ahead
thavleifrim: you do' need to invoke the sucking the game sucsk by itself
 Artificer0: game bad enough it wont suck
 NoxStryx: This world has a surprisingly low number of guilty people
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Well first you buy them dinner
 ArmondoSC: theres some good phrasing in this episode
 A_Dub888: isn’t this stream about invoking the sucking?
 Lord_Hosk: As I understand it you invoke the sucking by clicking Play again, on the main menu of the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk ^^This
 LadyLockwood92: By asking nicely.
  Foxmar320: Oh noes
 sethtriggs: Oh noooooo
 NoxStryx: The low number of guilty people tells me this is nowhere near Washington DC
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyLockwood92 Consent is most important
ForOhForError: content!
   Anubis169: we're king kong
 Tangsm: What a nice round number that isn't going to happen
 Nigouki: Davy Jones voice: ONE HUNDRED SOULSSSSS
ArcadeEngineer: really raring through the game backlog with this stream
 Crad0k: that's not helpful, doomsday probably not that far off
LathosTiran: so this is "we have Prototype at home"?
TheAinMAP: 
 niccus: i guess people wanted Crackdown back
fonkoncle: did alex ever play THE QUIET MAN
 SpacePotato01: I can't stay up all the way till doomsday.
 matthaus_c: pray you do not get caught in The Backroads
 TruPhantomAngel: Wow, this Venom gameplay section is real weird.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fonkoncle Yes, it was very funny how he predicted the cocaine briefcase
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I miss City of Heroes
 Marvoleath: basically Prototype gameplay
  Foxmar320: I loved Crackdown 1
bi0buster: I miss Crackdown.
  Foxmar320: Spent so much time collecting orbs
 Akaiatana: Social Media is like good game design. Only expose the parts of yourself without glaring flaws.
 CataclysmicReverb: @TruPhantomAngel Ah I suppose, I was thinking some kind of tobacco monster
 SquareDotCube: Is Crackdown just abandonware at this point
 Nenluen: it was okay
   Anubis169: oh to hades with this
 UltraVioletVodoo: i need to know whats going on
 L0rdX33n: im back, are we a Balrog?
 TruPhantomAngel: Crackdown? I remember Halo 3 demo.
fonkoncle: the guy who directed them left real early after crackdown 3 was announced to work on sony's cloud platform
 A_Dub888: alright
 Dog_of_Myth: Just got here, what have I missed?
 Bugberry: DIdn't Crackdown 1 or 2 have the pass to the Halo 3 beta?
MooseAndTato: People only bought Crackdown for the H3 demo yeah
Metric_Furlong: Eduardo!
 Strebenherz: @L0rdX33n Temu demon
 matthaus_c: Edwardo WITH A W
bi0buster: Jayzus that female model.
 accountmadeforants: Edwario is real WAH
 A_Dub888: Ed WARUDOOO
 SomebodyNowhere: what is her character model
 DigitalSeahorse:  EdwardO
   Anubis169: Dog_of_Myth: Architecture simulator, and Sucking the jesus juice
 Ravage2002: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/95f7b58303340445326b3caec41fd5d52b58bdc3/0_153_4350_2610/master/4350.jpg?width=1300&dpr=1&s=none&crop=none
 TehAmelie: let's go Edwards
Critterbot: Every nook AND cranny? omg...
 LadyLockwood92: Holy crap.
johnnylongtorso: oh no, it's the wanderer!
 Gekyouryuu: it's poor kerning. he's names Edward O.
EvilBadman: @SomebodyNowhere please do not insult juggs mckenzie
 Strebenherz: @Ravage2002 where was that from? 
 Dog_of_Myth: @Anubis169 ok and excuse me???
 LadyLockwood92: Dion? Optimus Prime's Best Friend?
 CaptainSpam: "That was the fourteenth time I died."
   Anubis169: just roll with it
 betweenmyself: Search every Nook and Cranny; secure every Thomas English Muffin you can.
  Foxmar320: Thats a hole
 matthaus_c: so are we Tony or Edwardo
Metric_Furlong: the kerning on that 'collect' is not great
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm very worried about these samples we have to collect
 Dog_of_Myth: Fair
 cylindricpanda_: samples...of ambient sounds?
   Anubis169: is this legally distinct NotPhasmo?
 L0rdX33n: sssssssamples
 SquareDotCube: RIP Monolith
bi0buster: G have you checked out Butcher Creek?
 accountmadeforants: My headcanon is that the dev only ever heard the name Eduardo spoken out loud and not written down.
 HadesLeprechaun: I only wish Condemned 2 had made it to PC
 Bugberry: Wasn't that an 360 launch game?
  Foxmar320: Didn't you stream Condemned?
ArcadeEngineer: MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION The developers describe the content like this:  Blood, Course Language, Guns shooting.
 TehAmelie: this ceiling is so low. another game with haphazard sense of scale
 Dog_of_Myth: Standard corner bucket
EvilBadman: I think you may be collecting samples of whatever lubed up the brick walls
 matthaus_c: missed opportunity tbh
 kimmibeans: Maybe the UV light is supposed to help you identify bodily fluids to sample?
 ButButTheJesus: @Bugberry yeah early 360, RIP Monolith
 CataclysmicReverb: skinny door for not a closet
 xantos69: 50 Bits!  Off to the vod
 sethtriggs: Well that's what I expect with guns and shooting
   Anubis169: so 'nearly every early access game on steam'
 Tangsm: Oh, this is a minecraft house
 matthaus_c: I hear Course Language every day at uni
 WearingCats_CwC: But good news, we located a platypus in the bedroom
 LordZarano: why is the blacklight pointed at our own face?
   Anubis169: Have you played Connect4?
 kimmibeans: Is it a fun dungeon?
 korvys: Minecraft starter bass ass house
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The floor shares a dungeon
 TehAmelie: that can't be good for the tannins
 UltraVioletVodoo: thats some great layering on the fire
 A_Dub888: there are NOT shooty guns?
 Strebenherz: note, do not do that with a blacklight
 SomebodyNowhere: why is that fire there
DylPage: That's one of those wine racks you put out to stop traffic.
EvilBadman: Firepole between them
dm818: There was that guy in england that dug tunnels
 kumatsu: my friends were talking about that last night. Gotta put a fireman pole in between
 LadyLockwood92: In this economy?
 CaptainSpam: Graham, I think it's been too long since you've lived in an apartment. 
 Steelwolf171: What monster stores wine like that??
 Alness49: The Condo of Amontillado
 korvys: This is basically a minecraft starter base
  Foxmar320: Give key?
 jessicaengle: Basements are the worst
 fastlane250: My apartment w
 EikoandMog: @korvys So every singe one of my minecraft bases.
 fastlane250: well crap, hit enter too soon
 TehAmelie: i'd like an upstairs
 SomebodyNowhere: so what are the samples we're looking for
 Fuzzra: @Steelwolf171 A bottle turner tending to chasmpagne as it ages.
   Anubis169: oh hey, Bathroom Bibles
 Shurtal: as long as the only transition between to the two levels is a firehouse pole
 SquareDotCube: Why two *open* tissue boxes.
 jessicaengle: I'd rather have two apartments side by side connected by a secret tunnel
 eid010n: That's why you need three units, so you get a basement AND an upstairs
 UltraVioletVodoo: why 2 cleanex boxes in the same place
 LadyLockwood92: How could you, Graham?
thavleifrim: i think he reloaded the lighter
EvilBadman: @Shurtal exactly!
Angreed66: those are low and high flush buttons
 Lord_Hosk: Cleanest bathroom on earth
 AtomicAlchemical: Damn you're a house dweller now? Congrats G
 gnyrinn: There are apartments on multiple floors. You don't need to rent two.
  Foxmar320: That was a creepy family photo
 EikoandMog: I mean, if I had two apartments vertically separated, I think turning one in to an oubliette is not my first priority.
 LadyLockwood92: Joking? On Twitch? Now I've heard everything.
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 googoltudoris: y'all i am SO spooped
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 cylindricpanda_: oh maybe we need the ""sample"" from re4
 Shurtal: @EvilBadman great minds fixate alike
 fastlane250: My apartment is some odd split-level arrangement
Critterbot: That might have been just rust.
  Juliamon: wat
 matthaus_c: wha
 sethtriggs: okay!
 SomebodyNowhere: huh
 matthaus_c: are we being framed again
 Shurtal: ah, my alma mater Mutt U
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 eldritch_moose: The three years!
 ButButTheJesus: wot
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 Lord_Hosk: We win again!
   Anubis169: ohh we're running/hiding from guy
 Dog_of_Myth: Ok...
 A_Dub888: are we the baddies?
 TehAmelie: Edwardo is the villain huh
 Hangedman: is this hello neighbour but edgy (-er)
 sethtriggs: "Too bad I'm too incompetent to operate a door!"
   Anubis169: "I can hide as long as your AI has trouble with the door!"
 EikoandMog: 
Nightmanflock: Oh
  Foxmar320: lol
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 Mnemonicman: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kimmibeans: wow
 Shurtal: Ya-hoo-ya?
   Anubis169: LOL
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ya HOOYA
 baltimore_667083: 
 jessicaengle: 
  Juliamon: that... escalated quickly
 littleunknownn: 
Snowcookies: what?
 ButButTheJesus: wow
ghyllnox: "I can't hide from you, but you can't open a door"
 Tangsm: hahahhaha
johnnylongtorso: I think he found you
Styxseus: Pfffff
 A_Dub888: YA HOO YAAAA
 sethtriggs: LOL
 iris_of_ether: 
 kumatsu: where'd you goooooooooooo
MWGNZ:   
 RainyMint: 
 empyreon: art
 fastlane250: That certainly escalated
 Shurtal: you got Robocop'd
 Mnemonicman: 
 matthaus_c: this game might rule actually
Critterbot: Well, that just happened.
 SomebodyNowhere: so what are the samples
ForOhForError: [shooting you] where'd you go?
 accountmadeforants: "Where did you go?!" as he shot you
 HadesLeprechaun: ya...hooya?
 cylindricpanda_: your UV light looks like one of those sanitizing wands
ghyllnox: What kind of gun was that do you think
 ValTheDrake: this rapidly escalated
 kalira77: this is the weirdest Alien: Isolation mod I've ever seen
 Marvoleath: why was the gun sucking your blood out off you? 
bi0buster: We really got introduced to his little friend huh?
 UltraVioletVodoo: that VA work was great
collectangels: yahooya
 sethtriggs: Could he be set on fire?
 Nigouki: is he asleep in one of the rooms from the start?
 Mazrae: its a bookladder
dm818: samples
 Lord_Hosk: Samplse!
 TehAmelie: maybe we can blind him with UV light
 UltraVioletVodoo: why is the ground dirt
 kimmibeans: Wine?
 adambomb625: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentAstuteRamenHeyGuys-viJU2I_LNKEpVWu0
 SomebodyNowhere: look at the size of those casks
 accountmadeforants: A friend of mine does literally have an apartment with two floors which were originally two separate apartments. And yes, there's doors to the hallway on both floors. And now I do wonder which of the two he uses most often
 Lord_Hosk: Samples!
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctHedonisticSashimiBuddhaBar-D_bdbGF4Pdn1AV3p
 matthaus_c: this is the weirdest Slender mod
EvilBadman: Barbarian (2022)
 gnyrinn: Of wine?
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 Anaerin: Collect samples? I've got a nice Amen Break here, will that do?
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 Akaiatana: Sample the Amontillado
dm818: the sample kind
 Shurtal: Brasier on Fire is the little known sequel to classic Denzel Washington film Man on fire, starring Khelsey Grammer
 OldUncleDan: No...  The game wants you to collect Junior Samples.  He's still waiting at the airport.
CuteTeaGoat: that's a shot glass
 matthaus_c: are those bullets arranged as Loss
bi0buster: Start with 22 LR and work your way up.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we sample "Ya-HOO-ya!" for our new track?
 Mnemonicman: start with bird shot
 ButButTheJesus: someone actually believes that
 sporkraptor: BB pellets
 Texan_Reverend: Like .22 shorts.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, there's stairs between the floors, his bedroom's on the top floor
 Cptasparagus: no not the blacklight
 TehAmelie: how many wine bottles do they have? it seems like more than a collection at this point
 sporkraptor: or paintballs...
dm818: better than 100 souls
 matthaus_c: this IS a game of Slender
 margieargie: At least it's not a 100
 cylindricpanda_: are you sampling duct tape?
 SomebodyNowhere: how do we know what rooms will have samples
ghyllnox: How "up" do you work? Tank rounds? Missiles?
 SomebodyNowhere: yeah this is a slender game
 HadesLeprechaun: this is just Slenderman with extra steps
 SquareDotCube: Eating depleted uranium .50BMG like it's nothing
 Rhynerd: @matthaus_c slender but the monster is just some guy with a gun
 Shurtal: wtf is this, Suburban Jersey Slenderman?
dm818: try not to get yahooyahed
 Crad0k: phrasing?
 matthaus_c: @Rhynerd and instead of the woods it takes place in fucking House Of Leaves
Violet__Violence: love these games where it's just unnaturally dark
 korvys: Or... a car
 Tangsm: I like that you don't have a uv light and a flashlight, you have a uv light and a lighter. Like normal light was an afterthought
 accountmadeforants: "For legal reasons, I am saying Yahooya and not Yahoo!"
 korvys: (car nipples)
bi0buster: The upside is Edwardo is so freaking loud he will never sneak up on you.
 Lord_Hosk: wander around randomly pulling out the blacklight while avoiding "that guy"
 SomebodyNowhere: jorkin
thavleifrim: thats a surprisingly normal fridge for a dungeon
 TehAmelie: was there a cake sitting out on that counter?
dm818: who keeps their wheelie bins inside?
EvilBadman: more games should have an mobster with a gun chasing you instead of like ghosts
 Strebenherz: @Tangsm a UV light THAT YOU POINT AT YOUR FACE
 kumatsu: 5b27b home
 Shurtal: in the sexnasium, straight up arc'in' it. and my it *hehe* i mean my nipplets
 bubba0077: every bedroom has an en suite
Violet__Violence: yeah why are you pointing it at you lmao
 matthaus_c: do all the bathrooms have bibles
 Dog_of_Myth: For an underground dungeon/maze, they do provide pretty nice bathrooms.
bi0buster: It seems like it's "omnidirectional"
 ValTheDrake: what are the odds that there are exactly 12 samples on the entire map?
dm818: yeah the ones at NFT night clubs
 Texan_Reverend: The ones that blinded the Bored Apes.
 Crad0k: even the nightclub ones can be sketchy
 SomebodyNowhere: so you just go room to room turning on the uv lamp hoping to fine something?
 korvys: Oh, the ones from the NFT party
 EikoandMog: And of course, the cryptobros went to a party where they confused the two
 cylindricpanda_: maybe you're trying to tan your face
Violet__Violence: ah okay, i didn't see that, my b
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, we had a blacklight installed in our AC unit and they were very explicit to *never* look at it
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, if you've got a real high UV light and it's showing that much purple you're actively going blind
 matthaus_c: this is the best part of the game
Violet__Violence: holy shit
 eid010n: Is this one of those Stand Your Ground states I hear about
 Strebenherz: he killed you to death
 lightfut: Well damn
 SomebodyNowhere: how are you supposed to know where the samples are
 BusTed: yahooya
bi0buster: Dude he turned you into ground beef.
 call_me_Aras: Cut is amazing
 Anaerin: @Laserbeaks_Fury That's a UV-C light. And yes, they are VERY bad for you.
 Marvoleath: there was a "sneak" hotkey
DaxStrife: It's like worse Slenderman.
 SomebodyNowhere: in slenderman you can see the pages from far away
 Shurtal: the manufacturer wanted to save $.02 in plastic for every one produced
 sethtriggs: So he's basically Scarface
 Akaiatana: Don't go Ed-ward, go backward.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, I went to swap laundry and came back to what the fuck is this
 Nigouki: just don't get shot by the firehose of bullets
 LordZarano: UVC lamps have a light blue/cyan glow. This looks like a UVA, which is fine
 NoxStryx: So this is bad, less cartoon-y "Hello Neighbor"?
Astra7525: Hey, at least there's gameplay in this game
 TehAmelie: the bar today is quite low
bi0buster: We have a clear objective, it just stinks.
dm818: the judges are corrupt?
 CaptainSpam: I get the feeling we're not exactly law enforcement, but then, I don't know why we're collecting samples if we aren't.
CuteTeaGoat: or theyr'e random
 EikoandMog: Or it's random
 Tangsm: But think of all the inadmissible evidence you're gathering!
 kimmibeans: Edwardo owns the cops
 Marvoleath: ah, a roguelike
Astra7525: Just wait for Edwardo going: "I am a sovereign citizen and as such do not recognize your authority"
Emergent_OS: Also, better get SWAT to serve the warrant.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If this shit is randomized
 Jethrain: "no playability, only replayability"
 Cptasparagus: I have the power of god, anime, and the RCMP on my side
 TehAmelie: a sovereign citizen of Wineland
 Crad0k: are we sure that's not actually broadcasting uv light through the internet and out my monitor, because my eyes are increasingly unhappy
 EikoandMog: I mean, yeah.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the hell would someone who would be collecting evidence be serving a warrant?
 BusTed: I require... blue pages!
EvilBadman: This is Alan Wake erasure 
bi0buster: dO nOt LiStEn tOo AkAnAr
 Strebenherz: @Crad0k yeah it's...  bright
 Mangledpixel: bring me the yellow pages... I need to make a phone call
 Mnemonicman: Oh no. Mennonite Exorcist
 BITs19_: great. What
satyropodobny: Tahiti Arthur.Mangoes
 BITs19_: What's the weather down there like?
 ButButTheJesus: "ooh we're gonna give em a stern talkin' to"
 LordZarano: Why would you play Myst when you could play a game that's "Head and shoulders above Myst"?
   Anubis169: did Qwerpline end at season 3?
bi0buster: That sounds like a pyst joke.
 EikoandMog: We've got a lovely tour guide called Virgil who's gonna guide our RV through hell.
 Shurtal: "i need to find a plummer"
 Anaerin: That's Atrus, at the very end - He asks you for a yellow page.
 NoxStryx: That sounds like something from Pyst
 Kikazi: Bring me the white pages, I want to order a pizza
 matthaus_c: Sadie and Lenny as Dante and Virgil
 TehAmelie: idea: maybe you can close doors and stuff behind you to lessen Edwardo's suspicion
bi0buster: It will return when the time is right. 
LathosTiran: we were smart enough to bring a pocket UV light, but not a regular flashlight.
   Anubis169: 'cause it got me through countless traffic jams and hard workdays 
Metric_Furlong: Qwerpline could have a 4th season in much the same way that the LRRCon footage could get uploaded 
DaxStrife: It is kind of hard to top a coup in third season. 
 cylindricpanda_: also, good stuff like that takes time to write
Angreed66: Well the town might be over considering what happened at the end of season 3.
 Shurtal: that bathroom? Lit.
Desruprot: QWRPline is so good
 Jigokuro: Can I sponsor more qwerpline?
 FarleyF: hmmm is watch n play simple G Money and A Train in their off hours
BrindleBoar: (The third season of Qwerpline is comparatively new, if you haven't been paying attention. It's good.)
  Juliamon: Is it purely time-based, maybe?
thavleifrim: i wonder if there can be samples in the draws and stuff you can open
 Peter_Chordash: What's next, are you going to tell me you still make Friday Nights 
 EikoandMog: Oh, it's gonna be a thing where it gets harder the more you collect.
ArcadeEngineer: 'i shot him 58 times in fully justified self defense'
EvilBadman: He's gonna give ya to the count of three, to get your lousy, lying yellow belly carcass off his doorstep
 matthaus_c: for Samples of course
dm818: because of all the murders
 sethtriggs: 'Oh no someone is investigating my shadiness?"
 Nickiatori: someone last night during lets nope recommended your sketch "SPRING!" so I went and watched it and it made me laugh so much
 Anaerin: He's from Zillow, your listing hasn't been updated in years.
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 SomebodyNowhere: so did we ever figure out what was with that absurd female character model on the start screen
   Anubis169: ^ there
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 KakuEpsilon: Samples in your drawers? That's lewd.
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 CouldntPickAUsername: can we sponsor you to not do things?
 gnyrinn: We could be here to steal wine from the cellar. We aren't but we could.
 e_bloc: just do all of them
 FarleyF: new head cannon - Watch n Play is company punishment for G Money and A Train for mocking Jimmy Jams and the Prank Tank too many times
dm818: have you located the batman?
Aenir798: What have you tried thus far?
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 CouldntPickAUsername: I'll sponsor you to never bring back the lickability scale
 fastlane250: Can LRR kill the Grimace?
 ButButTheJesus: I thought killing the batman was simple
 Anaerin: Slippery Devil? Isn't that Matt Murdock in the MCU?
bi0buster: Has Paul developed any promising superweapons that might work on the batman?
 CouldntPickAUsername: or to not do more iron stomach because you're getting older
 LadyLockwood92: He's very well prepared, so I hear.
 e_bloc: 666 see, these bits bought some of this unplayable horseshit for our entertainment
Angreed66: So if you eat the rich we can kill the batman
 Marvoleath: just kill all the billionaires, just in case one of them is a batman
Invitare: It's probably Lex Luthor. He's wealthy enough, and smart enough dfor it
 KakuEpsilon: Graham, have you ever seen Adam and The Batman in the same room
 Nigouki: the cheeks match
EvilBadman: @Marvoleath All right, Jokesman
 kimmibeans: It's always "Kill the Batman!" not "Hug the Batman!" 
Voidhawk42: I had one of my mafia henchmen looking into it, Matches Malone
 JadedCynic: "What're you doing in my house?!?"  "Acme Stain Cleaners, sir - your wife called us *shows bogus work invoice*"
 Riiiiiiis: You guys should do comedy
bi0buster: "That's why you haven't seen me in a while, I've been diggin'!"
 KakuEpsilon: @kimmibeans If you hug the Batman the wrong way, he explodes
 bytecaster: He could even be you
Invitare: Adam could be anybody?
 Mangledpixel: Doctor Who theme bass line feet
 SomebodyNowhere: wiseguy
EvilBadman: even a tree
an_archist2: have you ever seen graham stark in the same room as adam?
 PhorrestGaze: No one knows the real identity of Adam
 kumatsu: Hobby Tunneling comes for us all
 matthaus_c: he could be you! he could be me! he could be any one of us!
 Tangsm: It does sound like he's tap dancing menacingly
knightWarrior82: Adam isn’t Batman he’s spider man
Angreed66: Who have you seen in the same room as Adam?
 JadedCynic: look, Adam IS everybody
Cheese_Hammer: Wonder Woman?
 A_Dub888: wait… am I Adam? Y’all’d tell me if I was Adam right?
 Nickiatori: last night during lets nope someone in chat recommended your sketch "SPRING!" so I went and watched it and it made me laugh so much
EvilBadman: I gotta stick to the union laws on these grave diggins
 KakuEpsilon: Adam's got that Chiseled body like  the Batman, I'm just saying
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 ...look, you told us never to tell you.
   Anubis169: My headcanon, since your specimin count doesn't go down, is the police are sending countless guys in here a few weeks apart
bi0buster: "You think I brandish this weapon because I like it? It's for my back ya prick!"
 Akaiatana: You could be more 6 feet understanding!!
 e_bloc: if you go out seeking true love, dig two graves
 sethtriggs: OMG this is amazing
 SAJewers: If Adam Savidan is Batman, does that make James Turner Robin? 
 googoltudoris: hello yes my name is ruce bwayne and i am an independently wealthy patron of the "arts". how much to *commission* another season of qwerpline?
 ButButTheJesus: "I appreciate you clean up all the dead bodies"
 Dog_of_Myth: Henchmen's work is never appreciated.
 EikoandMog: Have you ever actually DUG a grave? It takes AGES
 kimmibeans: @SAJewers I thought Ben would be Robin
 kimmibeans: And James Alfred
 JadedCynic: @SAJewers that explains a LOT about James' behaviour...
 SAJewers: @kimmibeans ooh, right. Then what is James?
 googoltudoris: it would mean you would have to put aside your "defeat the batman" projects, but i think it would be worth it
 BITs19_: write that down, crapshot it
EvilBadman: @kimmibeans Ulmer's Nightwing
 Nickiatori: Ben would definitly be the penguin
ArcadeEngineer: i think it just has drawers because that's something this kind of game has
 JadedCynic: Good riff there! 
 TehAmelie: hey, can we just live in this cozy bedroom
 CouldntPickAUsername: @EikoandMog I'm a little concerned that you know this
 kimmibeans: @SAJewers James is Alfred
bi0buster: "No slow death neither, I'mma fill you so fulla lead you'll weigh in 20 pounds heavier."
 matthaus_c: but we know Ben is the Rizzler
ThorSokar: Up next: a Mobster in Witness Protection moves in to N'sburg
 KakuEpsilon: Alex, that sounds like something you'd do/say in Stalker
 EikoandMog: @CouldntPickAUsername I mean, consider how long the average hole takes to dig and extrapolate from there.
 Cptasparagus: oh wait... I haven't seen Gibb and Batman in the same place and Gibb is unemployed as far as I know
 FarleyF: if James was Robin he would punch out one villain and then retire as Robin
   Anubis169: One goes to the wine attic, the other to the Escher hallway
Aenir798: there is so much alcohol in this place
 accountmadeforants: "I've learned embalming for when we take you for a long walk. I'll make sure you look fresh for your funeral no matter what buddy."
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: @FarleyF how do you know he hasn't already?
 Bugberry: oh no, I'm being exfoliated
Angreed66: Surely they can serve a warrant for  zoning violations instead of this?
  Foxmar320: A+ voice G
 kimmibeans: I mean... the fishes don't kill you. It's the drowning
EvilBadman: We's gonna exfoliate ya
 matthaus_c: that's a crapshot
 SomebodyNowhere: sounds like a crapshot
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 e_bloc: cement shoes but your shoulders have never been softer
 googoltudoris: ooooh a drop of nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm....
 CataclysmicReverb: Nah nah we said get 'em waxed.
 Anaerin: "I thought he said Exterminate, turns out he meant Exfoliate"
BrindleBoar: the healthcare mafia strikes again
 OldUncleDan: A better class of thug.
 JadedCynic: 
Astra7525: underwater hotel
 iris_of_ether: Didn't Jacob say at like Desert Bus that he accidentally kicked a pedicure fish because ticklish?
bi0buster: "I'm thinkin' about bookin' a weekend with the missus"\
 EikoandMog: Uncle Tony's Spa and Legitimate Business
 Gekyouryuu: "tonigh, Vinny, you're sleepin' wit' da fishes. we found da mermaid brothels, we're gonna set you up right, my friend."
 ArmondoSC: graham you need to write this down
 A_Dub888: why are we pointing the black light at ourselves? seems counterproductive…
 SomebodyNowhere: it does sound like something that would be part of a rapidfire probably
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
Delta4904: 
 JadedCynic: 
   Anubis169: "all they did woz take me to dis aquarium"
 Tiber727: I still like the old CollegeHumor skit where it turns out Gordon is forcing the whole town to keep quiet about Batman's identity and he keeps helping criminals escape Arkham because Gotham is utterly dependent on Wayne industries and playing hero keeps Bruce happy.
 omdorastrix: I said he was a MEAN guy - as-in, ya-know, AVERAGE...
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
ThorSokar: oh, it was one of those chambers that you sleep in that has a little bit of water in it, that they put those skin eating fish in
 FarleyF: ok please let this be a new crapshot series
Wonderdoc: he gives em dental
 ButButTheJesus: then he gave me a brazilian necktie
 Mnemonicman: "We took care of Fat Tony for ya Boss. He's really slim now and his cholesterol is down."
 sporkraptor: and counseling
 darkcyril: Proud goonion members.
aitsu100: gave me a dirt nap man you be surprised how nice dirt is to sleep on
ghyllnox: He has tommy guns, which is a room full of buff thomases
 LordZarano: "Sleeping with the fishes" just being put in a sensory deprivation tank with those spa fish
 Bugberry: henchman unions sounds like something from Venture Brothers
LucyCloudberry: [cum collected]
 BITs19_: Wait, there's already a crapshot like this, Beej gives Ian a brazillian Necktie
 kimmibeans: Graham, have you read Starter Villain by
 MAPBoardgames: Ghost Jizz
 EikoandMog: @Mnemonicman He's just "Tony" now.
 Zatengo: every time they "wax" somebody?
 KakuEpsilon: "No, no, a Meme guy, not a Mean guy. He really digs tehm spicy pictures."
  Juliamon: A_Dub888 ithere's no backing, it's just two exposed bulbs
 gnyrinn: Rising pay scale, health coverage and everything
 TehAmelie: they told me i wann't gonna keep one nail on my fingers or toes, but they just trimmed the crooked parts and. . .oh, it was a manicure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "They gets therapy included as part of their healthcare"
 Jethrain: On the bright side, at least the UV lamp doesn't have batteries
 JadedCynic: @Mnemonicman "He's feeling a lot more energetic now"
 matthaus_c: y'all have done a crapshot about a Colombian necktie before
 Zatengo: a spa seems like a good coverup for the mafia+
MillerDark: So when are you shooting this crapshot?
 Akaiatana: It's seemin' that way
  Foxmar320: I think it is
 CypherRaze: because it is
Angreed66: maybe it is
 Tangsm: Well, you don't have luminol... so...
 DigitalSeahorse: splej
Critterbot: D-don't worry about it.
Sixty_2: there's so much other evidence to collect too
 JadedCynic: hey, blood shows up the same under UV
 SomebodyNowhere: Edward0
bi0buster: Jizz and thumbprints.
 Fruan: I presume it's blood from all the trespassers he murders
 Nigouki: we find a very stiff sock and it counts for 4 samples
 accountmadeforants: "He told me to say hello to his little friend! His kid's a great sport!"
 Anaerin: That's what you're collecting samples to find out.
ArcadeEngineer: the steam description actually says some of these are urine samples?
Violet__Violence: lmao
 kimmibeans: Hit send too soon: Graham, have you read "Starter VIllain" by John Scalzi? Because this sounds a lot like something from that book lol
 iris_of_ether: Alex no
Sixty_2: but we must find the twelve splooges
EvilBadman: I'm a goonin' goon
 Rhynerd: why did I think having a drink nearby would be alright during W+P
 Gekyouryuu: "why was there a sample on the corpse's bellybutton?" "you wanna find semen, you go look for naval stuff."
ThorSokar: well, you gotta "season" every room when you get a new house!
Morrigan9: Hey I'm cranking here
 AtomicAlchemical: Didn't you guys already film this with a Columbian neck tie?
Cheese_Hammer: the only one he’s whackin is himself
 Rhynerd: i’m glad at least I only started sipping there
ThePov42: This architect was a menace
lyriumveined: These concrete shoes is uncomfortable but boy is they stylish
bi0buster: Is that his crankin' tommy gun?
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedCarelessMeatloafSquadGoals-mBAMlrDj2r-hoxWE
 WearingCats_CwC: I blame Michael Kirkbride. No, I'm not explaining this obscure refferance
 LadyLockwood92: Oh, so that's not blood when he finds you then?
 TehAmelie: they're all the same size too
 SomebodyNowhere: "this is where I keep my screwdrivers"
EvilBadman: He hired one of those guys to whack me, and lemme tell yeah those swedish massages are worth it
 gnyrinn: Maybe they're collecting evidence on RickRock's infidelities, as the girlfriend's testimony and video wasn't enough.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So no Phillips head?
 MAPBoardgames: Our architects promise unique designs; they've never been inside a building before.
aitsu100: they gave me the screws i love these hex heads
 googoltudoris: i GET it
bi0buster: I love the idea of having the mobster react to stuff you've messed with by shouting across the house. "AY YOU LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN"
   Anubis169: that lighter has to be scorching by now
 JadedCynic: "This is one of the first Robertson's Head"...
 KakuEpsilon: "I really like screwing around, so I bought a bunch of drivers."
 TehAmelie: is massage just getting beaten up but gently?
 Gekyouryuu: "this is my Philip's Head screwdriver. it's actually for those weird hexagon headed screws, but the handle is shaped like my buddy Phil's head."
 SomebodyNowhere: its so hard to find the samples
  Foxmar320: Wasting so many bullets
 EikoandMog: That's the happy ending.
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 accountmadeforants: Edwardo will disintegrate a guy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 L0rdX33n: Put me in mind of that scene in dark place where the guy gets stabbed by like 37 screwdrivers
 SomebodyNowhere: whats with that lady
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Aquarionics: "His name's Philip Robertson."
ghyllnox: I like how after the first 6 to 10 bullets you didn't quite fall over, like you might have survived it
 Bugberry: big bazongas
 AtomicAlchemical: GRAHAM 
 sethtriggs: Oh nice accent
Voidhawk42: Some proper dobonhonkeros
   Anubis169: LOL
  Foxmar320: wow
 TehAmelie: oh, that sort of makes sense why you can't fight
 SomebodyNowhere: great voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearly this isn't America
ThorSokar: You might think Alex is joking, but there were different types of fillips and flat-head screw drivers before they were standardized
 Anaerin: It's a zippo.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Nope. He's all the way up there. Send help."
Morrigan9: have you seen most cops, flared midsections
 SkylerRingtail: No, no. That's not the Chief, that's the Chance
 sethtriggs: Take a look at this, wink wink
 JadedCynic: ah, milsurp?
ArcadeEngineer: oh we found the course language!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe this is like a sting trying to get mobsters on DOH violations
Delta4904: 
EvilBadman: Chloe "I've played uncharted 2" Charcter, nice to meet you
 bytecaster: We also have ears
 malsareus: uh huh
 Saintnex: uhhh including us?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Military grade = Lowest Bidder
 betweenmyself: 
 LadyLockwood92: And it *does* have a flared base.
Angreed66: including me
aitsu100: yeah me
 DigitalSeahorse: including yourself
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 MAPBoardgames: Which is it? 66 ft or 20 m?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 matthaus_c: we've gone from a Scorcese film to a James Bond film
 JadedCynic: 'meter'?
 bytecaster: Thinking it through!
Violet__Violence: wat
 kimmibeans: This is a lot of exposition
 e_bloc: thank god I was standing 61 feet away from the world's loudest whistle
 gnyrinn: This is possibly the dumbest exposition I've heard.
 Akaiatana: This contrivance is so twee
 L0rdX33n: contrived
 Tangsm: This is a lie you tell to a 4 year old
aitsu100: ah she gave us loops
  Foxmar320: omg
 JadedCynic: 
 betweenmyself: OH YAH
Violet__Violence: a+ voice acting
 sethtriggs: ASMR
 accountmadeforants: @MAPBoardgames Depends on whether you use metric or imperial
bi0buster: Is our character drunk or baked?
dutchmoose: wow sick jacket G
Critterbot: That's two words.
 JadedCynic: agreed, G
Pteraspidomorphi: Sounded like a Jackbox character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The guy is the developer I would guess
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah.
 Saintnex: ooh we are the rescue team for our first characters?
Angreed66: why does this guy sound like the boytoy of the rich woman from qwerpline?
  Foxmar320: moist
 SomebodyNowhere: ughhhh
Violet__Violence: ew
 bytecaster: why moist
 WearingCats_CwC: Bullwinkle ass motherfucker
 MAPBoardgames: You are very tall
   Anubis169: why is that typewriter backwards?
 LadyLockwood92: Huh...
ghyllnox: And then with the splotches on the floor...
 L0rdX33n: Vhs home movies?
Violet__Violence: @WearingCats_CwC the way this made me cackle
 Anaerin: Why are these doorframes so low?
 Anaerin: Or why are we so tall?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What the fuck are those lights around the door
 accountmadeforants: Is this a hospital?
 TehAmelie: i think we went to the Oldest House
 MAPBoardgames: map?
 SomebodyNowhere: perfectly normal office
   Anubis169: looks like a hotel
 matthaus_c: the House Of Leaves
 L0rdX33n: Middle school?
ThePov42: It's a Bunkspital
Sixty_2: it said "investigate Dion's office"
ThorSokar: abandoned cult complex?
   Anubis169: ahh office building
ArcadeEngineer: this is a knockoff oldest house, it's barely even in the top 10
   Anubis169: with open-plan tables
EvilBadman: A wall map by the elevator, wonder if it was accurate
 L0rdX33n: Elementary school?
 bytecaster: Are those type writers?
 WearingCats_CwC: Well we know Sephiroth's been here
 googoltudoris: i'm gonna make a shitty horror game where the map is one of the moonbases, just to freak y'all out
 DigitalSeahorse: a Legion Hall
 e_bloc: no it only blocks out the frequencies
 Fruan: So a tech startup
 bytecaster: Every tech startup is born in a blood ritual, so that tracks
 Anaerin: Blood, or was someone careless with the red wine again?
 Coloneljesus: no, no, the blood also is at tech startups
 KakuEpsilon: I think the Blood is standard for Tech STartups these days
 MAPBoardgames: Sounds like some techstartups I know
aitsu100: so we are in Shinras underground bunker following Sepheroth
johnnylongtorso: Bleedr
EvilBadman: @WearingCats_CwC Coulda been Cyborg Ninja from MGS
 ArcOfTheConclave: That's just their wine Graham
 JadedCynic: oh GREAT, ureliable flashlight
   Anubis169: ahh, wine glasses and bottles around a big table at work... guys I found Marketing
 DigitalSeahorse: I know it's a school that got repurposed
 bytecaster: tech bros, like vampires, crave blood
 TehAmelie: are we Viscera Cleanup Detail but without the janitors?
aitsu100: DeFoe is the best
w1gum: wait thats the counterstrike ak47 spray lmao
Nightmanflock: omg
Nightmanflock: that's amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
 Greyah: A classic tbh
 googoltudoris: @DigitalSeahorse so THAT'S why there's bullet holes everywhere
 e_bloc: wait that's not safe at all
 Akaiatana: That's explicitly an UNSAFE
 matthaus_c: sound moist
Critterbot: I think it went into the safe door, but yeah. 
 Strebenherz: @alex I clipped it xD
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AliveSmilingCheetahPipeHype-6IO3tJHySPN5KEBa
 KakuEpsilon: Watching Alex open those lockers and my ass is waiting for a Water or Vodka bottle in the bottom.
   Anubis169: that's the one, thank you Strebenherz
Violet__Violence: ayo
 matthaus_c: heeeeell yah
 SomebodyNowhere: what are we even looking for
 margieargie: It's a casual workplace
 iris_of_ether: Hell yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SomebodyNowhere Files?
 JadedCynic: best part, it tended to sabotage itself; there was bullet decals on the inside of the safe door after setting it off; I think it shielded us from parto fthe blast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think she said?
 kimmibeans: Hey, everynow and then you need to handcuff someone for their own protection
 Strebenherz: @Anubis169 o7
offissa: Do you not have handcuffs in the moonbase?
 SomebodyNowhere: @Thefluffiestguineapig sure but what do they look like
 LadyLockwood92: I was gonna say, is that a Hell yeah or a Hell no?
 Zandivya: So who gets the office with the window?
 KakuEpsilon: NEW ZEALAND EXISTS? 
DistractedMOSFET: finally, representation
Desruprot: maybe it is supposed to be police station related to that other house
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SomebodyNowhere We haven't seen any
ThorSokar: What was the question?
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 e_bloc: only connect is one of my favorite shows ever
 JadedCynic: nz and nfld often get omitted in 'abstract maps'
 TehAmelie: tfw you have to search an office for evidence but you end up in the Backrooms
 TheManaLeek: Now begins the great wait for the next season of Only Connect
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 bubba0077: I think it is a cafeteria
 Akaiatana: Empty/Full
 Nigouki: Edwardo waiting in one of the stalls
 JadedCynic: we havent found ANYTHING, have we...
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh a toilet apple
 accountmadeforants: That's amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Suspicious
 KakuEpsilon: Toilet Apple?!
 matthaus_c: we've talked about this G you have to stop eating off toilets
bi0buster: Have we encountered spooky boob lady yet?
 ButButTheJesus: you do not want that apple
 MAPBoardgames: The apple is free, Putt-putt. Take the apple!
 kimmibeans: I mean, don't your hide your super-secret files in the restroom?
 NoxStryx: The person from News Reacts would have eaten the apple
Angreed66: eh it was a red delicious anyway
Violet__Violence: taking the toilet apple seems like a bad idea
 JadedCynic: 
Violet__Violence: LMAO
 Strebenherz: 
 e_bloc: they have that at Wrigley Field
 sethtriggs: lol
 AtomicAlchemical: 
MWGNZ: 
 Strebenherz: "FEED ME SEYMOUR"
 fastlane250: Oh yeah, that. Thanks for making me remember that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's literally Wrigley Field
Violet__Violence: amazing
 SymphonySolstice: that's one way to solve it
DarthRagnar815: You're not wrong...
 sporkraptor: give it a seat that looks like lips
 accountmadeforants: Ah, so like French public bathrooms
  Foxmar320: 
 definenull: You should consider a career in politics!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: it's true
 Wolfstrike_NL: !clip
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 ButButTheJesus: 100 thank you Alex you win my internets for today
Chesul: I think the part that really gets me is that it's a WIDE one, not a large one.
 bytecaster: But I don't always know the wideness of my shits in advance?!?
 Strebenherz: Alex, does the shit monster shame you if it's not a big enough dump
 bytecaster: It's a work in progress
 WearingCats_CwC: Look...I've done Wide Shits and it's not great
 Anaerin: I hate it when I have to shit out sideways.
 MAPBoardgames: If I am ever in a position to decide this thing, my bathrooms will boast a sign that says "The toilet doesn't care what gender you are."
 ButButTheJesus: halp that killed me
 sporkraptor: the Shit Olympics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz You missed it, it's not about big, it's just about Width
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor Shitlympics as it were
Cheese_Hammer: yahooya
 JadedCynic: I still think we just need to get rid of 'multiple-occupancy' restrooms - change the 'mens room' and 'ladies' out for like 10 small single-person bathrooms that are self-contained and unisex.  Problem solved
 JadedCynic: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: ran into a guy like that lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic ^^^^^^^^^THIS
ghyllnox: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Metric_Furlong: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentRockyZucchiniBatChest-AM1-Uui_igurIIzL
an_archist2: toilet wine?
Voidhawk42: No one tell them about HOMES
 TehAmelie: wine? Edwardo has been here
 JadedCynic: Those people make me wonder what their HOMES are like...
BrindleBoar: WHAT
 e_bloc: being tall means there's no comfortable way to go to the bathroom on a plane
 ButButTheJesus: MY OWN HOME
 EikoandMog: The shitter is coming from INSIDE the house
 AtomicAlchemical: @jadedcynic literally this, I am begging
 Gaelan_Maestro: what about portapotty
 matthaus_c: why do these stalls have Yelp reviews
 Wolfstrike_NL: Toilet yelp reviews
 Ard_Rhys: Did the dev just not bother programming actual gameplay after the first level?
thavleifrim: god imagine asking a builder for separate male and female bathrooms in your house, that would be a conversation of all time
 Greyah: Imagine being rich enough to have a home with several bathrooms just so you could segregate them.
 Akaiatana: Write my feces thesis
 bytecaster: Get the shit graffiti pen out!
 MAPBoardgames: Who is putting the graffiti behind the toilet?
 JadedCynic: yeah, you USED to when I was a kid. but not anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is post shit clarity what happens when my cat has post-poop zoomies?
 Gekyouryuu: "My pants fit better now, and I credit this toilet."
 TheOtherTrevor: such perfectly even writing
 e_bloc: just had a shit, here's a proof for the pythagorean theorem
Desruprot: weird wholesome graffiti
 Saintnex: I dunno G, Ive seen the toilet graffiti song on my insta reels
Angreed66: does this one have new zealand?
 matthaus_c: I have no crouch but I must SHIT
 EikoandMog: Dev easter egg?
bi0buster: Unlike tony, this character does not have knees.
Voidhawk42: That's gotta be an "easter egg" of the dev's face
 MAPBoardgames: Secret Dev pic
 KakuEpsilon: I don't think this mod is finished
 bytecaster: Only toilet apple, no interaction
 accountmadeforants: Where's Edwaldo?
 SomebodyNowhere: does the whistle do anything
 Anaerin: Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit, only farted.
 JadedCynic: it's a guy's portait, maybe what eikoandmog said
 MAPBoardgames: blow the whistle?
  Foxmar320: Game again has no gameplay
 Dog_of_Myth: Blow the whistle
 Driosenth: I have no crouch and I must lean
 sethtriggs: Oh ouch!
 JadedCynic: game phail
 Dalrint: Spoilers: it won't.
 Tiber727: "Tim is gay and I'm really happy for him."
 Mangledpixel: well, there was at least a through-line
 Strebenherz: time to name my draft deck poop monster in honor of this nonsense
   Anubis169: thank you ever so much 
 CaptainSpam: Well, we DID get Edwardo gunning us down.
Violet__Violence: hwelp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why have the games this week have a weird lack of shit to do this week?
 ValTheDrake: can you blow the whistle until you loose consciousness?
 Gekyouryuu: @bi0buster her tits are so big, if she gets down she can't get back up
Metric_Furlong: maybe next time there will be gameplay
 Wolfstrike_NL: There's nothing to do - sums up the past 2h 
 Akaiatana: Sometimes you 0-3.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: thanks for the garbage guys
DoodlestheGreat: That was a game.
DoubleNterprises: That was the theme for today, wasn't it?
 TehAmelie: oh yeah, we forgot about the whistle
 matthaus_c: this was like watching a russian art movie where nothing happens
 JadedCynic: complete lack of content - nice environmental storytelling, but...
 LadyLockwood92: So wait, neither mode involves characters on the menu?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The stream was great, games were boring which is the worst possible crime
Violet__Violence: those were some of the games i've ever seen
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 ValTheDrake: thanks for the stream!
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 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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  Foxmar320: !schedule
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LucyCloudberry: bye bye
 SquareDotCube: We should flip the script one time
 LadyLockwood92: Cheers for the stream~
 WearingCats_CwC: bai
 hieroglyphica: Oh yay!
 sethtriggs: THose Two Point games are hilarious.
 Marvoleath: !next
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 matthaus_c: Memes & Moxen baby
 CaptainSpam: A part of me wants to skip the Two Point Museum stream, as I know I'm probably going to pick it up once I've gotten back to and finished Two Point Campus.
TheAinMAP: 
 LordZarano: Send them to watch-and-play-all-one-word@loadingreadyrun.com, got it 
 CaptainSpam: I do like the weird world of the Two Point games.
 fastlane250: 
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chaostreader: !next
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   Anubis169:  look at that muffin go!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go Muffin let's go  
 GapFiller: 100 bit old this but now seems good a time as any to show Alex this (Graham has presumably already seen it): https://i.redd.it/igkzse5qn9me1.jpeg
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Aenir798: 
 ButButTheJesus: THAMK STREM
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
   Anubis169: thank you 
 GapFiller: bai guys        
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 DigitalSeahorse: !next
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 fastlane250: 
 KV1NN4: XD
dutchmoose: okay
  Juliamon: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: Hi Graham
 Saintnex: lol
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Gekyouryuu: who doesn't?
ghyllnox: 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: 
 KV1NN4: 
 Gekyouryuu: I'm playing it RIGHT NOW
 Crad0k: 
 Strebenherz: Hi graham it's nice to be here
dutchmoose: very funny
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