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Naolis: Oh hell yeah, vintage cube
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Irsaan: @seancplays1 unironically same.
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0011110000110011: hey graham hey wheeler hey chat
Nickiatori: woah is that a Wheeler!
Flyingdelorion: Good evening from across the pond!
mishrasbauble: staight up qubing it
grgriffin3: Hello, fellas!
Irsaan: What a fortunate day to wake up earlier than usual!
3schr: Like my favorite sandwich - Cuban!
Flyingdelorion: OOOOH Cube!
Pywodwagon: boooooo
Jundinator: What flavor of cube
TheRatKings: Howdy! I love cubes
mishrasbauble: lmfao
EhDecentCanadian: Who up cubing they ish rn?
joelmtgg: loot jumpscare
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
Nickiatori: Frog mom!
LordManiMani: Quba Libre
Irsaan:
@LadyLockwood92 
LadyLockwood92: Who up draftin' they cube. Wait...
Pywodwagon: I unironically think mtgo is better to look at than arena
TXC2:
if we have MTGA and MTGO, where's MTGE, MTGI, MTGU anf maybe MTGY ? 
JinaMahavira: Oh yeahhhh
Jay_Blanc: Ah, MODO. It had a pretty good UI for the early 90s! Wait, when was it first published again?
JinaMahavira: I forgot about that
Maximals2000: Nostalgia
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I find mtgo so much easier to visually understand than Arena
yakbop: so do the Amonkhet gods actually have animal heads or are they just masks
Nickiatori: as an elder Zoomer I like Arena
mishrasbauble: arena is a game, mtgo is a simulator
Gadora: @Cannons_are_an_instrument Likewise.
TXC2:
it works in Arena because I am the only person on that client who casts creatures 
LordManiMani: Which one has easier to understand microtransactions. Ohhh
tehfewl: That won't stop them from trying
Alness49: "Zoomer coded" being 20 years of UI design
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Pywodwagon: @Alness49 I think the arena UI is incredibly busy
mishrasbauble: @Alness49 this but unironically
MarkovDescendant: Do we know what the current button is?
TheRatKings: Zoomer coded? I don't know any boomers that are proficient in C++
TXC2: !youtube
raulghoulia: phantom?
Nickiatori: L-R-R-M-T-G-O you can take this cube to go
Jundinator: Is vintage cube the only flavor of cube these days
tsp397: Ooh vinty cubing
northos: @Jundinator it's by far the most prevalent on MTGO
EhDecentCanadian: Where's the vintage cube but you get to keep the cards lol
TinyAwoo: queeping beeper
IbunWest: Koob
Jay_Blanc: Take the Goyf!
tehfewl: Boomby zoom
luckyalien013: Always love the p1p1 bombabier
tsp397: Bombies
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun Graham, slightly off topic, but I recently rewatched both your Final Fantasy playthroughs, and had a lot of fun~
lamina5432: how's the 3D square today
luckyalien013: Smack m up real good
Pywodwagon: birb
TXC2: menace is rather undertated IMO
Nickiatori: I love Othari
TinyAwoo: yea but you sac it for 9
Kid_Amn: Yawg Will, force storm.
TXC2: spellbinder?
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yakbop: boros still kills people yeah?
Jay_Blanc: When in doubt in cube, take the one with the weirdest art.
passwordlost_hereiam: My local group ruined my ability to draft vintage with people online because they undervalue lands so heavily I just expect to get multiple fetches late. And then I don't. And then I cry.
TinyAwoo: bing
tehfewl: That's a chunky
MarkovDescendant: Ignoble
yakbop: did they change the cube?
TinyAwoo: chandra
MarkovDescendant:

Nickiatori: red questing beast
raulghoulia: how many battles in qube?
maefly2: So triome then
EvilBadman: You ignore the battle part of that card
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grgriffin3: Yesssssss, mono red!
IbunWest: beep beep
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Big RED Dinos wooo
TinyAwoo: you have green with etali and can OUAT
tehfewl: Medium sneak red
Nickiatori: Etali into Carnosaur is fun
yakbop: this deck is gonna be seriously needing some fast mana
passwordlost_hereiam: City for the Big Red Dream
Jay_Blanc: i_bite_you_i_bite_you_i_bite_you.dek
Pywodwagon: you're just drafting medium red
Nickiatori: Madara Uchiha?
TinyAwoo: inb4 they removed all the cheap red removal :v
passwordlost_hereiam: You have player removal!
Nickiatori: rabble rabble
TinyAwoo: but also durrgin
Veste: low key eyeing those duals tho 👀
yakbop: but that taigo tho
hd_dabnado: I kinda like taiga here
Kid_Amn: Which charge? Dis-charge
Veste: etali cast our triplicate titan, LOCKED in
Nickiatori: that card is fun with the new saheeli
luckyalien013: Gotta have the taiga for the minsc
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Jay_Blanc: Which charge?
Irsaan: Maybe Graham can feel the rain on his skin.
silent_sol: Which charge?
Nickiatori: shadowspear?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Oooh late spear
Maximals2000: spear?
Pywodwagon: wait what
Pywodwagon: lmao
yakbop: boros pretty pog
TXC2:
Red is OPEN 
Kid_Amn: someone is getting the storm hookup, Yawg Will and Frantic late
Mangledpixel: aha, a cube, an excellent vintage no less
Nickiatori: ooh pheonix is sweet
Jay_Blanc: I'm going to grasp onto this chance to pretend it's 2015.
Nickiatori: will wheeler be able to pass flickerwhisp
Jundinator: Would flame slash be busted if it were an instant
tehfewl: Probably was power in that pack
TinyAwoo: wordly feels good with this deck tho
brieandbacon: Mmmmmm, delicious cube
Nickiatori: that ramps you niceley into cruel ultimatum
Hernalius: surely you'll just get good artifacts if you pick workshop
TinyAwoo: "big sucky"
Veste: surely that;s little sucky, it's only 1 man
tehfewl: S U C C
yakbop: monolith?
passwordlost_hereiam: Monolith, wheel Zirda. Just have faith
TXC2: karn?
TinyAwoo: what that hualti do
Ard_Rhys: bant may be open
Lord_Hosk: OMG Counterspell that card is worth like .0000005 tix!
SonofThoth: I mean a very slow find target etali on the back of huatli could be interesting on the wheel too
Nickiatori: Terra sunder
LordManiMani: Hah
mishrasbauble: lol
tehfewl: Terra? I barely know her!
Naolis: Naya monsters? Gruul monsters splashing othari?
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passwordlost_hereiam: Creature or Burnspell? The Heat or the Meat?
brushfire44: Better than Terra Rising?
TinyAwoo: hoof em out
djalternative: give all creatures the basalt monolith text with soul cauldren if it wheels?
LordManiMani: See I would love this. I'm so bad at sealed/draft but having someone who more or less knows what they're doing would be a blast. Also money 😩
Brozard: love that dino
Veste: it's a 5-mana 8/8 that's also Wildsize
yakbop: these would have been great cards for reanimate
grgriffin3: How Delightful!
yakbop: carno and agonasaur
Ukon_Cairns: tutor seems funny with etali and carnosaur but also wildly unnecessary because they are etali and carnosaur
TinyAwoo: we got dinos
Mangledpixel: all 10 drills
TinyAwoo: so many dinos
Forlorgen: can confirm bad and hard
Hernalius: oh
Desdae: Mog!
LiamK712: this pack wow
yakbop: seasy tho
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Fair cradle is still a Sol Land
samu_btdp1985: Channel ulam9g?
LordManiMani: Hate draft the forg!
hd_dabnado: take the classic juulamog
Diabore: do we have the fetches for wrenn?
TinyAwoo: @Diabore only 1
TinyAwoo: MORE DINOS
Luckssmith: More dinos!
silent_sol: Gruul dinosaur?
Gekyouryuu: It's the mog or the cradle or the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon
TXC2:
remember thragtusk? 
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yakbop: theres definitly someone in the draft with sneak attack who is very confused where their hits are
passwordlost_hereiam: Mumble and Scremesis
Diabore: more medium screamin
Mangledpixel: he screm
SteveFMtG: Let's get ready to malevolent rumble
Hernalius: bruh
tehfewl: Jorked rabbit
JKBalch: I always enjoy Wheeler's Vintage Cube streams. This one is made better with the addition of 1 Graham.
yakbop: this deck is gonna be fun, but it would have been a broken reanimator deck lol
Hernalius: feel the rain on your skin
g0blinslide: does chain of smog have the infinite comboes in the cube? the golgari dude?
Nickiatori: Fomo?
Derekwillis: Wait, my actions impact other people?
LordManiMani: Say "Nono" to FOMO!
walkeroftales: If you don't take Fomo, will you regret it?
Nickiatori: is there an argument for flooting
LadyLockwood92: Gotta take Fomo...otherwise you'll miss out.
silent_sol: Beans
djalternative: BEANS!
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danster222004: @JKBalch Wheeler streams are slightly too chill for my brain. Having a Graham to bounce off of tickles my brain just the right amount.
Mangledpixel: beanz meanz heinz
walkeroftales: I mean, you have TWO ways to play blightsteel
passwordlost_hereiam: I didn't come here to see discipline.
w1gum: are we here for a good time or a GOOD time
EvilBadman: and by it, he means he Orcish
tehfewl: Mountain cycler is vegetables
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passwordlost_hereiam: Take NO and ruin whoever took Hoof's day
walkeroftales: rumble in the bumble
AutonomousTurtle: Is there a worldspine wurm in our board, or am I losing my mind?
ckupf: fireball works well with carny and etali
LordManiMani: Ooo
walkeroftales: BEANS MY OLD FRIEND
baskwalla: LPB, dang
Amosff: oh baby
silent_sol: BEANS
tehfewl: Wheel beans
JosVanTongeren: Beeeaaaannnnsss!
Hernalius: how does he do it
mishrasbauble: beans what the fuck
Maximals2000: BEANS MVP in every format
TXC2: the last beans before they ban 'em
hypethos: no cuts run 47 cards
Jogela:
Make cuts? Just put in propotionaly more lands 
LordManiMani:

Cannons_are_an_instrument: I think we signalled well if we're getting the final beans
Irsaan: I missed like, 80% of the draft so I guess I'll catch y'all on the vod. Have fun!
TXC2: so long Irsaan have fun in the vod
LordManiMani: Is Beans just too do-nothing to run in this big deck?
silent_sol: Maybe he has a boomerang hat
AutonomousTurtle: from the moose-ozoic
LordManiMani: *big stuff deck
EvilBadman: I'd imagine you'd be cycling the rex more than casting, but 🤷
Desdae: The cycling seems useful at least
loxeggcheese: this is such a weird storm deck
Bruceski: King fight-lizard
Hernalius: @loxeggcheese real
TXC2: LordManiMani we don't have enough cost reducers to really take advantage of it for vintage level play
LordManiMani: Fair, cool! Tyvm!
passwordlost_hereiam: I have liked Lotus Cobra less and less over time
Nickiatori: we only have one fetch
TheOneInquisitor: vintage cube with wheeler on lrrmtg? what a rare yet amusing occurrence
TXC2:
passwordlost_hereiam as a Brawl player I'd like to see burn in fire 
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YakkShakk221B: this does in fact rock
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walkeroftales: halfling? We have next to nothing it casts
TheOneInquisitor: I wonder if that one shot robot will do work
Gekyouryuu: Wingus and Dingus is a much better way to refer to those two. I was defaulting to "well, well, well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers."
Voidhawk42: Go for a cheeky 41
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu pardon eff
JosVanTongeren: other colome
thirsty_kitteh: It means "yes" >_>
JoannaTastic: "bound to Yes" is the boomer version of "sold to One Direction"
Nickiatori: it is notable that this platform has a panic button
Gekyouryuu: @evilbadman i forget if it's a Dril tweet or not, but a common meme i see regularly is "me whenever I see two guys in any situation: well, well, well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers."
YakkShakk221B: we have the biggest, hands of the hands
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jumping_point:
Good evening Wheeler, Graham and Chat! Great to see you! Hope you're all doing well. 
Gekyouryuu: Crazy Stairs
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
jumping_point: Hey @TXC2! Nice to read you here!
Kid_Amn: jackin' it on Twitch, incredible
hypethos: t3 rex? sounds good
TXC2: turn one straight jorkin it
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Amosff: hi wheeler
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QuixoticScrivener: oh hey, handsome streamers
passwordlost_hereiam: Draw that Taiga for T2 rex
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu oh yeah that's it. I forget that one
LordManiMani: TOS... TOS had changed...
Gekyouryuu: Speaking of Friday Nights, I got surprised by a sudden Wheeler in the M14 prerelease episode when I rewatched it yesterday
YakkShakk221B: big dinesaur
Nickiatori: worst case ontario XD
YakkShakk221B: bombarbiers
YakkShakk221B: gruul junk mirror
Dragoknight101: If not Gruul, then die!
g0blinslide: The Friday nights Wes Anderson bits were amazing. Especially the montages with Serge
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Caineghest: love some vintage cube, enjoy jackin it.
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nymistrya: Oh is this some fresh cube action, nice
djalternative: take off your pants and jackett
jumping_point: @QuixoticScrivener Hi QuixoticScrivener!
YakkShakk221B:
no jacking it 
mishrasbauble: no longer jacking it
Mangledpixel: the very same
YakkShakk221B: birdge
Dragoknight101: Love the MTGO sound effects. Sure is no Will and Rowan though
Gekyouryuu: Liliana Veil, of the Onake Veils
LadyLockwood92: We finished Jacking it, and now we need a Gatorade and a snake.
YakkShakk221B: @emboar2235 what a beauty
mishrasbauble: zooming
0011110000110011:
@emboar2235 
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bigger_frog: Oh yeah it's cube time
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QuixoticScrivener: @jumping_point Sup?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: R/G Big haste is an archetype that just keeps getting stronger
TXC2: heck mono G haste keeps getting stronger
YakkShakk221B: what a pretty bird
TjPshine: I thought pheasants were fictional creatures until I first saw them
bigger_frog: Love a quail pic
yakbop: Pidgeons the one pet bird thats actually domesticated
YakkShakk221B: Our family had a pet dove for a while
YakkShakk221B: I showed you my mountain please respond
mishrasbauble: the bird is known in your quailmmunity?
passwordlost_hereiam: Is that how bauble works in paper? Do you know what card they look at?
RedArrogantKnight: yeah you know which card
YakkShakk221B: Pretty sure, yeah
yakbop: biiiiig phoenix
YakkShakk221B: bomba
Marvoleath: they fixed the wall of roots!
YakkShakk221B: what's up with Wall of roots on MODO
Forlorgen: play commander on MTGO learn how to really play
Derekwillis: They're preventing us from jacking it. How rude.
QuixoticScrivener: can you play bots with cards you don't own?
jumping_point: @QuixoticScrivener Not much, just chilling and having dinner. you?
TheOneInquisitor: Honestly I'm going to admit, the 5 mana 8/8 from aetherdrift is not something I expected to get added to the kyoob
ipoddodd: You couldn't mana abiliity AND chord of calling
ipoddodd: it did get fixed
Lord_Hosk: It was more of a wall of grass instead of roots, it was a whole thing
YakkShakk221B: Oh that sucks that's like the best thing to do with Wall of Roots
QuixoticScrivener: @jumping_point Just watching quality Can Con.
ipoddodd: dino discard combat trick typal
jumping_point: @QuixoticScrivener Good decision. xD
LordManiMani: Wrapped in plastic
Pywodwagon: watch a kibler match
RFrampt: Henlo Ben, Graham & Chat
Pywodwagon: and measure how long before you go STOP
TXC2: hello RFrampt welcome
EvilBadman: replace with the balatro sfx
mishrasbauble: love that video
djalternative: we were all watching Sam's most recent video
RFrampt: Just watch Kibler play any magic and he will fiddle with the cards
Hernalius: some days be like that
TXC2: and we're on the board!
mishrasbauble: mystical -> scoop is so real
tehfewl: Tutor into concede
LordManiMani: @evilbadman 😌👌
0011110000110011: that's probably the best outcome of the mystical tutor
RFrampt: @TXC2 Thank you for having me it is great to be here
Jethrain: love tutoring for "I concede"
g0blinslide: werent they given ultrapro sleeves with the set specific art for the pro tour, for a period
Pywodwagon: hey warning mana tithe is in this version of the cube
Pywodwagon: I definitely didn't just learn this midgame
yakbop: what if they took minsc and boo out of the cube
Derekwillis: Ah yes, the story of Kiki Jiki jackin it.
Forlorgen: Mana tithe got me in the first game i played, i scooped
Diabore: how stupid is it to sylvan and ivora?
alchemistsavant: I keep zoning in and out and the thing that keeps zoning me back in is "jacking it"
passwordlost_hereiam: It's your best chance to draw revoker for drinker
Jay_Blanc: Look, sometimes you don't realise that 'Being shivved under the table' was in the cube till you're bleeding on the floor.
TXC2: alchemistsavant as it should
bytecaster: We are gonna get a treasure token soon, that's almost as good as having a taiga
jasaproxy: fable is dah wey
tehfewl: Fable is not a real card
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I would have Sylvanned and Fomo'd but I'm quite a cautious player
Diabore: hexdrinker is fucked up
zxcMass:
hexdrinker 
yakbop: sometimes, you just gotta draw the nut lol
YakkShakk221B: oh we jacked our land
Diabore: well, it wasnt an 11 drop
tehThane: that gets you collect evidence for phoenix
YakkShakk221B: heyyy land
YakkShakk221B: yippee!!
Hernalius: game of skill no luck involved
ipoddodd: Magic: The Gathering
bytecaster: Jacking it!
YakkShakk221B: Jacking it forever
mishrasbauble:

MTGColorPie: Revoker for the Hex?
Ard_Rhys: playing around their strip mine by saccing all your own lands is a strategy
jasaproxy: who needs land?
Hernalius: lands arent real
hypethos: is it greedy to collect evidence with the treasure?
Statist42:
Hi friends! 
bytecaster: It is important that we never keep a forest, or we might touch grass, which is not allowed
YakkShakk221B: oh shit
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
jasaproxy: it's not emrakul
YakkShakk221B: uh oh
passwordlost_hereiam: Archon is here to stop all the jacking
Naolis: You have almost double the number of permanents as your opponent with 0 lands
passwordlost_hereiam: Evora so big
YakkShakk221B: better grave titan
Veste: going to 27 IS a lot though
Hernalius: bruh
Veste: sick
YakkShakk221B: double Ivora attack is hot
bytecaster: Ooooh, additional combat
jumping_point: @passwordlost_hereiam I didn't notice the card at first and thought "Wait, what is Knives doing here? This is an MtG stream. ^^"
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mishrasbauble: wheeler you have such a talent for navigating low resource situations like this
bytecaster: Shadowspear is messed up
zxcMass: shadowspear is a magic card
MrPipboy3000: Shadowspear is such a fair card
jasaproxy: And you have a John Avon Forest, the best forest
ipoddodd: Also Reflection FOMO is a little messed up
Derekwillis: And on top of all that, we have reflection of kiki and fomo online.
Desdae: Doesnt refelction also give you 2 combats
Veste: ah, archon with lifelink
Hernalius: oh god and then reflection the fomo
tehfewl: Reflection is good for 3 combats
YakkShakk221B: Oh we have Reflection FOMO that's cool
Diabore: yup
TXC2: !card fear of missing out
LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Hernalius: plus discard
RedArrogantKnight: okay so we need to attack with the reflection first and not the regular FOMO? and then the regular FOMO on the second combat?
thatonefergie: Exactly
jasaproxy: gross
mishrasbauble: gross
YakkShakk221B: DM I do that
0011110000110011: and hopefully a mountain in there
tehfewl: Game
Haroldholmes25: cmon mountain on top
yakbop: this deck is sick
bytecaster: Breaking news: This is pretty sick
RedArrogantKnight: this is extremely wacky
mishrasbauble: Magic: The Gathering
Voidhawk42: Mission Status: SICK
LordManiMani: The perfect blend of our host's sensibilities
Hernalius: so unlucky
TXC2: multiple extra combat phases is always fun
Diabore: i think theyre just dead
mishrasbauble: Judge! My opponents deck is sick!
e_bloc: wild to think through the breach/archon was this game
yakbop: lifelink AND Trample tho
goosevonkaiser: never knew having a mana base was optional
Haroldholmes25: not just dead, but pretty close
Naolis: This is the power of ShadowSpear and Jackin it.. wait
Diabore: this is 22 and 18 is trample
TXC2:
Naolis deck name is now Jackin the shadowspear 
YakkShakk221B: they're cooked
LordManiMani: Beautiful
bytecaster: See, one forest is all you need
ipoddodd: FOMO math so hard
Voidhawk42: They needed to chump the first FOMO with the ignoble
trainpants: What a beautiful game of magic
quton: oppo got fomo'ed
0011110000110011: who needs lands
TXC2: EDGE
yakbop: lands, who needs lands
backwardsgh0st: Weirdest game I've seen this year
mishrasbauble: magic is such a fun game
JosVanTongeren: Nice Game!!
LordManiMani: By jacking it!
Jethrain: that was WILD
silent_sol: Jackin it worked
thatonefergie: Lands, am I right?
grgriffin3: That was ASTONISHING
0011110000110011: incredible
Nickiatori: 36 point life difference
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Flyingdelorion: Wow! Nice!
tsp397: Magic the Gathering
MTGColorPie: *Golf Clap*
e_bloc:
666 victory from aggressive jacking
Kezzig_: this is what cube is all about. Jackin it with your buds
ckupf: at no point did you have more than one land that game
YakkShakk221B:

MrPipboy3000: and you won with 34 life
baskwalla: The power of the jack
BorealMage: Vintage cube is a heck of a thing
tehfewl: Cube!
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Orcish Lumberjack is such a daft card
mishrasbauble:
cowboy magic
EhDecentCanadian: Amazing
Mangledpixel: Magic™: The Gathering™ A Deckmaster™ Game™
goosevonkaiser: i'm impressed and scared by that game
baskwalla: ABJ, everyone
yakbop: Magic is hard
Voidhawk42: Turns out trading a forest for a black lotus is a decent trade
jasaproxy: Y'all won because you got a John Avon forest, the greatest forest
justalog96: They need to use that game as an ad for vintage cube
Naolis: Cube is so siiiick
Diabore: im still getting 16 damage that way?
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avjamethyst: guts
muchomangobestdrink: GUTS
EvilBadman: NUTs
muchomangobestdrink: DO YOU HAVE IT
Gekyouryuu: Aggro Crag
EvilBadman: It was Nuts, chat, c'mon
raulghoulia: send it over with Mo with the rules MO
jasaproxy: This was before my time.
goosevonkaiser: ninja warrior esque but for kids?
rynsfelda: American Gladiator for kids...
tehfewl: American gladiator but with kids
muchomangobestdrink: it was like a physical challendge show for children
Diabore: wheeler was born in the 1900's
freshmaker__: Guts from berserk on GUTS... is this anything?
Bruceski: Guts was kinda like American Gladiators but with kids.
alchemistsavant: I gotchu Graham, I binged the hell out of Guts on GAS
YakkShakk221B: hey I was born in 2002
Gekyouryuu: I keep forgetting I'm older than Wheeler
TXC2: !break
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EvilBadman: @YakkShakk221B oh god why that's when I grad'd
Bruceski: And American Gladiators was Gladiators but with MURICA
Gekyouryuu: Not by much, but still
lightfut: Ah, guts, what a time
grgriffin3: Aww, did I walk away for 30 seconds and miss a discussion of the greatest 90s game show, GUTS?
Shadowsoflife: @alchemistsavant GAS?
raulghoulia: GUTS is Gladiator for kids
EvilBadman: Guts was part of the kid empowerment of 90s media. It's cool to be a kid, GUTS, Hidden Temple, movies like Camp Nowhere, Blank Check, etc.
grgriffin3: Lllllllllet's go to Mo!
Gekyouryuu: I'll always be here for Legends of the Hidden Temple
Shadowsoflife: Same
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EvilBadman: Cori not knowing about Hidden Temple and me explaining during Zeta one year def got my mind going "oh yeah there was a lot of KIDS RULE" shit in my childhood
Gekyouryuu: My love of hidden temple is unironically probably a large part of why I watched Moolah Beach as a kid, too
alchemistsavant: @Shadowsoflife Nick Games and Sports, it was a secondary channel for what it says on the tin.
Shadowsoflife: @alchemistsavant Oh neat.
EvilBadman: Also I think a lot of the kids rule media then is why we have "what if this kid thing was a horror movie/game" now
hypethos: hi back we're dad
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kumatsu: I'm still tempted to buy a replica Agrocrag piece
EvilBadman: Aggro Crag 64, clearly
e_bloc: yeah good thing those 10 year olds were too dumb to notice
LordManiMani: Mega Crag > Jumbo Crag cause you get 2
Nickiatori: Uh oh?
Gekyouryuu: It should top out at Ultra Crag
muchomangobestdrink: yeah but guts was better
Invitare: Pokemon tells us it goes Super < Hyper < Max
grgriffin3: God, I'd kill to own a piece of the Aggro Crag
e_bloc: legends of the hiddten temple
muchomangobestdrink: legend of the hidden ntemple
QuixoticScrivener: Olmec!
RedArrogantKnight: yeah pretty similar to Secrets of the Hidden Temple
Jethrain: Crystal Maze
Forlorgen: that but more sporty
Mangledpixel: Jungle Run!
LordManiMani: "LET'S ROCK"
Gekyouryuu: Legends, not secrets
EhDecentCanadian: Yeah that shows as gas
Amosff: jungle run!!#
Nickiatori: JUNGE RUN
kumatsu: gotta get that Fort Boyard
Mangledpixel: or Crystal Maze, yeh
muchomangobestdrink: blue barracuda gang, where we at
Invitare: Crystal Maze?
TXC2: Fun House?
YakkShakk221B: the demonic structure
QuixoticScrivener: Blue Barracuda!
e_bloc: isnt that just the crystal maze
djalternative: Guts was much more olympics coded. very much track meet vibe but with crazier challenges
Nickiatori: we got jungle run on ytv
grgriffin3: Blue Barracuda GANG GANG
yakbop: longest Queue
Gekyouryuu: Silver Snakes ftw
YakkShakk221B: so he's not a gimp he's a goon
LadyLockwood92: We had Jungle Run in the UK~ It was pretty rad. We also had Raven which was basically a similar concept but if it was a Fantasy LARP.
Mangledpixel: kumatsu fun fact: Crystal Maze was invented because Fort Boyard was undergoing rennovation and wasn't ready in time
eh_yo_flake: Fomo into rex is nice
1ne_intellect: Handsome boys on screen yay!
passwordlost_hereiam: 2, 3, 4, what's not to love
Nickiatori: @LadyLockwood92 I loved the Raven they would play it on YTV here in canada
TXC2: Mangledpixel neat!
silent_sol: U can have white border on mtgo?
Sethalidos: They remade Secret of the Hidden Temple
yakbop: @silent_sol I sure hope not
LadyLockwood92: @nickiatori I fondly remember it as the only one of those shows I had any interest on applying to be on, though I never did.
YakkShakk221B: gorgeous gorge
YakkShakk221B: lovea da gorge
hypethos: are we playing against flying men?
kumatsu: Fort Boyard was a kids show the same format as Crystal Maze but team vs team, set in a French island fortress
LadyLockwood92: Speaking of the Gorge, I watched that vlog and now have Crumbling Castle stuck in my head.
Jay_Blanc: There was originally going to be a Televised Competition to rival the Krypton Factor set in the Fort Boyard, but they discovered how much work was needed to get it safe, so Crystal Maze happened instead. Then latter they did have a show set there.
YakkShakk221B: Oh woof aight
yakbop: that sure is a choice
Gekyouryuu: Boyard is actually a lot closer to how the real Chef Boyardee pronounced his last name. Boyard-y not Boy-ar-dee
Jay_Blanc: Did The Krypton Factor get aired in Canada?
maefly2: They did 2 new seasons of Crystal Maze with Richard Ayoade hosting
yakbop: !!!!!!!!
Derekwillis: HMMMM
djalternative: channel ulamog and win?
TXC2: Moral win right there
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ipoddodd: rumbly time
Diabore: well hi there mary
freshmaker__: Etali mentioned!
yakbop: what an odd deck, grixis dark depths combo
freshmaker__:
Etali unmentioned 
ipoddodd: GAS
YakkShakk221B: oh my god
Hernalius: counterspell go brr
Derekwillis: Bye Bye marit lage
Hernalius: oh its so over
Ard_Rhys: fomo really carrying this deck
quton:

yakbop: this deck is so sick
0011110000110011: incredible
LordManiMani: Ooooo mmmmm tasty
LadyLockwood92: It's never been more jover.
JosVanTongeren: NICE!!!
TXC2:
oh this is evil 
zxcMass: this is awesome
M0nzaa: annihilator is FUN
theboohi: gottem
Cannons_are_an_instrument: This is Disgustang
JosVanTongeren: GOTTEM HA!!
YakkShakk221B:

Hernalius: why is fomo like this
Varjotaivas: Magic like Richard Garfield intended. I love this!
ckupf: they were dead on the second attack
northos: Ulamog vs Marit Lage is quite a showdown lol
freshmaker__: after that play, i feel how the natural order person looks.
lightfut: Disgusting
raulghoulia: yall are jerks
ChargeAh: Nice
TXC2:
I'd have to talk a walk in the forrest after that beating 
imperial_fps: the chuckle as they win is so funny
grgriffin3: God this deck is hilarious
Diabore: @ckupf not if they block ulamog on first attack, then they go to 2 because fomo doesnt get a second attack
hips_dont_lijah: doesn't stop LED, but stops Stage right
imperial_fps: how do you talk to walks?
hd_dabnado: rex?
yakbop: plunder?
Naolis: Graham is learning what it means to be the hero AND the villain of the story
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ckupf: @Diabore right! my b
TXC2:
imperial_fps I'm flexible, I can put my foot over my head 
imperial_fps: TXC2 that's very impressive actually!
YakkShakk221B: oh I do love the art on their basics
Diabore: @ckupf i mean they have no permanents tso might as well be dead at that point
passwordlost_hereiam: Cmon Graham. Bip bap bop was right there
devoidmelody: @YakkShakk221B love me a 8th or 9th edition basic land
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MrPipboy3000: I used t read Tiaga Bop as a kid back in the 9s
yakbop: you guys have to win if only because of the fact that they are playing white bordered lands
Hernalius: bowmaster?
hypethos: surveil ulamog into yard?
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TXC2: paying 8 here boss
passwordlost_hereiam: @hypethos Losing grave hurts Pheonix and Fomo though
Pywodwagon: its for a certain amount of trophies during that season
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ChargeAh: oof
cheshire_creeper: oh that's a good play
caetzer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
passwordlost_hereiam: Now THAT is some classic vintage cube
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yakbop: what if we were to replace their deck with out own, delightfully devilish Stark and Wheeler
Maximals2000: classic Classic Vintage cube
TXC2:
people tend to concede at the sight of worldspine wurm 
LordManiMani: Is this game 3 or round 3
hypethos: round 3 game 2
hypethos: I think
just__fitz: I know there is not a large age difference. But this reminds me of a son teaching his father how to play a video game for the first time
TXC2: a sol ring, for fun
hips_dont_lijah: maybe it's *only* minsc and boo
yakbop: they got all the cards we wish we did
CypherRaze: "they're jacking it" ~ Wheeler, 2025
satyropodobny: sometimes midrange is jus 'mid'
Valoopy: newest friday nights had me in absolute stitches. I need the Serge Horn in my life
just__fitz: @Valoopy Phrasing
passwordlost_hereiam: Jacking with a Ring on
hypethos: discarded to fable
MagicMarkerStudio: I saw cube in the title and thought it was the Arena cube back up already...
yakbop: this is way better than Arena Cube lol
kristian_fischer: "Discharge the Lumberjack". That's a euphemism if I ever heard one.
quton: oh no
ChargeAh: F
yakbop: rip
yakbop: so its still in the cube
satyropodobny: death by hamster
draftsynthesis: Natasha bedingfield moment
offbeatwitch: no one else can feel it for you...
TinyAwoo: womp
zelukester: get a tree thrown at you
TinyAwoo: again
Voidhawk42: Minsc picks up a literal tree and yeets it
tsp397: Minsc & Boo seems messed up
Jostech: feel the rain on your skin!!!
walkeroftales: reaching for something in the distance
hypethos: it's a good song
brieandbacon: Illuminate the words that you cannot find
avjamethyst: you should be sorry
walkeroftales: so close you can almost taste it
JosVanTongeren: Bummer but it was a good one!
goombalax: Only You can let it in!
RatherLargeToad: Feel the rain on your skiiiiiiiiiiiiin
just__fitz: Man 2000s razor ads flashed through my brain
fsforwardsound: minsc and/or boo
CypherRaze: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
Voidhawk42: The ollllll' 2-1
walkeroftales: NO-ONE ELSE. NO-ONE ELSE. Can feel the rain on your skin
Varjotaivas: Another cube run? Oh joy!
silent_sol: How did the rain on your skin minsc and boo started?
TinyAwoo: my chronic FNM score, 2-1
quton: 2-1 exactly how my highlander tournament ended today
Pywodwagon: oh I've been in queue so long you got into my queue
1ne_intellect: TUAH and One
Cannons_are_an_instrument: 2-1 let's you draft again which is always nice
v_nome: Thoughtsies!
Voidhawk42: If you get to the finals of vintage cube, and the opponent doesn't immediately go Lotus-Time Walk at you, then you've done great
The_Lesser_Gatsby: That orc jacks for sure
brieandbacon: For different homos?
TXC2: there's non homo erotic lumberjacking?
goombalax: lesbian lumberjack girl rules
MrPipboy3000: Homo-ORC-rotic
QuixoticScrivener: lumber janes?
TinyAwoo: dog
TinyAwoo: we got a dog
goombalax: I hear lumberjacks are ok
just__fitz: I am a big fan of the kitten
CypherRaze: you ever just jack your lumber?
drewm1022: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
hips_dont_lijah: meow
yakbop: Monty Python made all lumber jacks gay, sry I dont make the rules
imperial_fps: is grist bad?
Varjotaivas: What, are we not playing Lands!
CypherRaze: Grist is also really good
QuixoticScrivener: @yakbop It's a law now.
Varjotaivas: Shameful!
nyc_mtg: look at da flick a da grist
LadyLockwood92: There's the Canadian lesbian who chops wood and drinks maple syrup...and that's not even a joke.
Voidhawk42: Two of the best creatures: a giant eldritch monster from beyond time, and a REALLY happy corgi
walkeroftales: grist so hungry for tide pods
CypherRaze: Grist is my favorite commander deck I have
TinyAwoo: LOOTER SCOOTER
kaffeetrinken89: why are lumberjacks homoerotic. wh cant the just be erotic?
thirsty_kitteh: I'm imagining one of the old UK Navy ads... "If you can take a Mox Emerald, then you can take an Emerkaul. If you can take an Emerkul, you can investigate..."
Mangledpixel: I cannot see any Mox without being reminded of one of the earliest LRR MTG vids I ever saw, which had the singsong line (from G I think) "Take all the rocks, take all the rocks, speaking of rocks, here's a Chrome Mox."
yakbop: I feel like I've been blasted twice now this stream T_T
yakbop: its good tho
alchemistsavant: @kaffeetrinken89 because i'm gay and i want them to be
TinyAwoo: Looter Scooter one of my favorite Magic cards.
ChargeAh: good ol' Titania
bytecaster: Titania likes to jack too!
just__fitz: Theres only so long you can spend in the woods with buff Canadian men before you start having 2/2 stats if ya knw what i mean
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kaffeetrinken89: @alchemistsavant i am not and i like that lumberjack women, so what?
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hypethos: show me what that heath do
satyropodobny: that heath, so windswept
EvilBadman: Heath Hedger
TinyAwoo: these packs are oof
Ard_Rhys: ooh mana tithe
yakbop: its the "DRAFT" ping
TXC2: Nissa ?
goombalax: its just to remind you if you are on your phone waiting
bytecaster: I think we are in the "picking good cards" deck
TinyAwoo: kitty cat
TXC2:
landfall was a mistake 
LadyLockwood92: Straight Cubbin' it.
imperial_fps: oh that fetch now has some spicy value
hypethos: the jack is back
Voidhawk42: Bristly Bill's horrible cat cousin
just__fitz: Is Channel in the cube?
mishrasbauble: yes
imperial_fps: grist good!
ChargeAh: big bois
CypherRaze: Grist is a good girl
TXC2: just__fitz yes, we had it last draft
imperial_fps: is vindicate ever an option?
v_nome: Does Grist being an insect come up often?
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Does Grist love her mama?
just__fitz: Grist is crazy about horses
imperial_fps: if you are green white with black splash
djalternative: is it our last chance with Mary Jane?
goosevonkaiser: and i MILL, mill griiiist (yeah)
Nickiatori: big gris?
hips_dont_lijah: it comes up in constructed, when a grist mills a grist
Kezzig_: I have a grist commander deck called "Is it a bug?" where the table plays a gameshow called "is it a bug?" where we find out if the top of my deck is a bug
Nickiatori: or grave titan
Maximals2000: we want The Grisel
brieandbacon: The Grizzler!
SteveFMtG: Take me to grurch
Desdae: You can reanimate, worldly tutor, chord of calling for Grist
walkeroftales: TIN FINS
Laserbeaks_Fury: The far future of 2021
Gekyouryuu: I have taken nature's most perfect killing machine and needlessly turned out into a robot
walkeroftales: GOD the nostalgia
Pywodwagon: "thanks grizzlebys. I was hungry."
LordManiMani: @kezzig_ that sounds hilarious
DetectiveKeywi: Is that Griselbrand's version of Applebees?
just__fitz: Fanatic seems like good
Ard_Rhys: So that's why the deck is called tin fins
walkeroftales: Sealab - definitely a problematic fave
TXC2: Mono G all star
bunkcephus: deathrite!
Kezzig_: @LordManiMani it used to be funny haha, but they keep printing insane bugs
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I just realized that I'd totally forgotten about ferocious as a mechanic until right now
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Homarids Are Coming
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bytecaster: high Tide
TinyAwoo: oh i never noticed that. i hate that
Mangledpixel: that's the uncial alphabet
TXC2: Hello Raiders
imperial_fps:
its like me just big 
goosevonkaiser: most capital letters are just big tbh
just__fitz: We got Em
kumatsu: Never Punished
MungoDude: hi Wheeler, hi G
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MrPipboy3000: Manifested it
LadyLockwood92: Never didn't have it
djalternative: co-bra
Akaiatana: Old Magic cards did not H well.
Xed_Regulus: lol Nope
just__fitz: Channel Eldrazi time
Dragoknight101: Did you guys go 3-1 last draft? I missed the last few matches
SergeYager: when i raid LRR i say "don't embrass me infront of my boss"
bytecaster: We have been jacking it
TXC2: Dragoknight101 2-1
lamina5432: he gives it forbasically everyone
mister_nibbles:
i feel like lrrmtg is more child friendly than wheeler's home stream 
ipoddodd: "oh we're just jacking it"
kumatsu: Serge don't tempt me
brieandbacon: Sometimes warns that you might say "butts"
MrPipboy3000: I hate that bat so much
TinyAwoo: BALLISTA
0011110000110011:

Cannons_are_an_instrument: Bautista?
TinyAwoo: Channel Ballista for reasons
TjPshine: i dunno, you gotta figure the person who took the zuran orb also took the titania, right
just__fitz: Walking Ballista with channel?
kumatsu: "I'm cooking with the GOOD stuff here"
SolarBlitz1: Pat themselves on the back level of nice design
TinyAwoo: verge?
Desdae: Verge
CypherRaze: Garden since we have that heath?
LadyLockwood92: That's a 'take the rest of the day off' kinda design.
Syntheticuh: shinobiiii
bytecaster: Late kitty
pootisgods: kitty city!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: surely overloading Damn gets you Damnation
dabudder: HELLO ghreeler. so great to have this stream go another time
DetectiveKeywi: Chain of smog combo kill was in our Pack 1
SolarBlitz1: Is Urborg a choice or not needed?
SolarBlitz1: As someone who has no idea about Cube-ing
DetectiveKeywi: Does Chain wheel?
dabudder: the chain could wheel
dabudder: it seems unlikely
LathosTiran: "pass your pack, NOW"
just__fitz: I've never heard it called Stepmom before
imperial_fps: omg this is only pack 2
imperial_fps: holy
goombalax: Stepmom and the Reclaimers
DetectiveKeywi: With Witherbloom being seen around the table it also makes it super unlikely
brieandbacon: But the Reclaimer would walk 500 miles!!
ChargeAh: stepmom, huh
imperial_fps: this deck looks sick already
drewm1022: @brieandbacon lol I was so close to making that joke.
mister_nibbles: all right
TXC2: stepmom, because she's like Mother of Runes
LordManiMani: 😆
hd_dabnado: with the straps!
LathosTiran: @brieandbacon but no flashback for the second 500
goosevonkaiser: tech support? they did it again
Kennosuke: fLoadingReadyRunRida
CypherRaze: this is a funny bit.
CypherRaze: thank you
brieandbacon: @drewm1022 You're welcome to share the braincell, it's good
offbeatwitch: LMAO
LordManiMani: LMAO
mishrasbauble: LMAO
quton: hah
TinyAwoo: No
LadyLockwood92: You have one of those?
Nickiatori: does the live studio still have the do not press button?
just__fitz: Ben and his shoulder demon
dabudder: eggs? messing with the gender slider? its more likely than you think
Huttersson: My gender is demon
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] Which one of you eggs has been messing with the gender slider?
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TinyAwoo: Lili?
1ne_intellect: That's just right 🫦
hd_dabnado: this pack suuucks
walkeroftales: man, Adult swim ruined my sense of humor. I would be a much more functional human if I didn't like Xavier, Renegade Angel and Tigtone and Hot Streets and Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen and
DetectiveKeywi: Is that GrizzyB in my ear asking for my order at GrizzyB's?
drewm1022: Lili?
mattjc3740: Lili should wheel.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I like Wayfinder here
just__fitz: Satyr for graveyard
bytecaster: I don't know, that Lili is just 3
dabudder: theres preacher
just__fitz: but will wheel
TXC2: walkeroftales ventre bros all the way for me
dabudder: which is very reasonable
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brieandbacon: Hehehehe, knob
thirsty_kitteh: Oh yeah, I turned my gender down to 0 years ago
ELD_Winterlight: And two knob in front of it (sorry)
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun Gender is a spectrum, G.
Mangledpixel: what that'll ACTUALLY be is formnant shifting, most likely
Jonci_: Max Gender!
walkeroftales: @TXC2 Oh for sure. Venture Brothers is my favorite show period. But it has made me a better person, not a menace like Sealab did
pootisgods: wheeler not a seal truther D:
TXC2: walkeroftales fair
Mangledpixel: which is timbre as opposed to pitch
Jonci_: GENDER TO 11
goosevonkaiser: lol
CocoBojangles: Does it go to 11?
MrPipboy3000: Claims they're family friendly, then starts talking about their gender knob ....
goombalax: who hasn't messed around with the gender knob
hd_dabnado: its a knob you can push in and pull out too
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all, what have I missed?
walkeroftales: Gender is an absolute knob
TXC2: gender is a knob yes
TjPshine: well approximately half of genders are knobs
QuixoticScrivener: gender is not discrete
LordManiMani: Lolol
mishrasbauble: real
dabudder: yeah ill be slobbering on that gender knob
bytecaster: 4 gender dimensions
dabudder: sorry
caetzer: not even 360 degrees i guess?
mister_nibbles: the three genders: roll, yaw, and pitch
LadyLockwood92: Fair, fair.
TjPshine: relative to representation I meant obviously, clarifying statement
LordManiMani: @mister_nibbles I was gonna say what about yaw and roll
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: everyone knows there are 2: male and political
TXC2:
mister_nibbles 
SolarBlitz1: Do I have to change my gender in a cave to balance out the added reverb?
mishrasbauble: love a god Gendered Knob
mishrasbauble: *good
Nickiatori: the poor Serge Viewers
DetectiveKeywi: How do I peruse my own gender knob?
Derekwillis: Gender knob slobbin, huh? So about that Serge warning that was mentioned before....
teyoslurking: Yet all of them were decieved for there was a fifth made in the darkness to bind them
SergeYager: we talk about gender in my chat, just not slobbering on our knobs
TjPshine: @DetectiveKeywi not in public
just__fitz: Combine all three to forward slip into the dm
MrPipboy3000: Thats the Thernaos lady
dabudder: deepthroating the gender knob?
Artificer_Evan: fact core
bytecaster: Now you are just terrence and phillip
TXC2: the gender of helium
A_Dub888: hello friends, how C U B E ?
Dog_of_Myth:

Cannons_are_an_instrument: The 4 genders of attack, hold, knee and release
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0011110000110011: classic gender
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walkeroftales: the killer from Trivia Murder Party
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
eh_yo_flake: Honestly, the to end does kind of work lol
eh_yo_flake: top*
0011110000110011: blank check
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goosevonkaiser: he was in the tick reboot
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The_Lesser_Gatsby: Thats the correct Griffin
dabudder: petah griffin?
tvenn: radio dj voice
passwordlost_hereiam: My immediate thought too
TheAwkes: Arthur in the live action Tick.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Blank Check, that movie from the 90s?
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DetectiveKeywi: How does Peter Griffin sound with Max/Min gender?
ChargeAh:
battle droid 
SergeYager: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
goombalax: sounds like Extra Credit
Jonci_: I like a good mix of Right-side Gender and Left-side Pitch.
brieandbacon: Ah
Mangledpixel: a
bojuka_pog: a
quton: top tier a
mishrasbauble: a
hd_dabnado: a
JaymicUnyielding: A
Kennosuke: sounds like south park
TheAwkes: He has been on multiple episodes of McElroy streams and podcasts, too.
kdefinition: @goombalax Exactly my thoughts
Artificer_Evan: we be a little silly
A_Dub888: a
Nickiatori: a
LadyLockwood92: Top quality content.
just__fitz: Temple garden?
0011110000110011: can you say "sometimes they bounce babyyyy"
just__fitz: Or bitter tri
dabudder: NOOOO they put loot and the cauldron in the same pack
TXC2: !clips
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yakbop: this draft is so off the rails lol
bytecaster: Did Serge warn that this stream might get a little silly?
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goombalax: take loot wheel soup
mattjc3740: Bitter Triumph does double duty here.
Desdae: Does couldran work weith grist
passwordlost_hereiam: Which slider makes you Columbo?
mishrasbauble: okay everybody lock in
just__fitz: Six is good
pootisgods: 6!
DetectiveKeywi: I love Grist and Cauldron
just__fitz: Aetherspark was also great
Desdae:
That answers my question 
Diabore: does graham know soul cauldron grist ness?
mazingolfer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
mazingolfer: I’ve never asked Graham, but if there were two guys on the moon and one guy killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?
Voidhawk42: Yamivya good with Channel?
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LadyLockwood92: He doesn't know how to drive, Wheeler!
SolarBlitz1: We heavy on the 2 drops I see
Dragoknight101:

Obos_TAB: "Im still living in my dad's hedron"
Pywodwagon: I had to take a lotus over this barrowgoyf
Krobster: big green creature needed
goosevonkaiser: barrowgoyf is ball and ball is life
Gekyouryuu: I thought gender was a mathematical formula. You'll often hear about someone N gendering themselves, right?
Pywodwagon: I'm mad a bout it
just__fitz: Satyr?
mazingolfer: @pywodwagon boo hoo
Akaiatana: Hymn or HIM
TXC2: Agosuar or HIM ?
Ratosai: Sylvan kinda neat with Metamorphosis Fanatic
muchomangobestdrink: my favorite gender: gender
SuperN0thin: hyrr to tourach?
pootisgods:

goosevonkaiser: we're no amos from the expanse
LadyLockwood92: I gotta get one of those.
SteveFMtG: Every day
phipau13:

Dog_of_Myth:

Hernalius: highlight reel
TXC2: Wheeler NO!
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You have now experienced the globoscopic, all-powerful wonderkrill.
LordManiMani: Ulamog, the Infinite Gender Knob
1ne_intellect:

e_bloc: cranking it with the gender knob
dabudder: hell yeah brother
LadyLockwood92: I wish!
goosevonkaiser: ty wheeler
TheOtherTrevor: don't crank your gender knob on stream
Aviator_Moonshine:

MungoDude: to or from?
rynsfelda: Nope, just jacking it.
just__fitz: Agonosaur does now give you a natural order target
brieandbacon: !holes
LRRbot: James...!
CypherRaze: nah but I did jack my lumber.
Molladia: I saw the live notification and thought, is Graham playing that odd cube game we watched the trailer for at DesertBus
hd_dabnado: They/Themrakul
Dog_of_Myth: !adult
LRRbot: I need an abult !
mishrasbauble: jacking off our forests in draft one and cranking the gender knob in draft two
SolarBlitz1: The Evangelion meme of getting Shinji to open the door with "cranking my gender knob"
Nickiatori: seven
CypherRaze: Eight
dabudder: @mishrasbauble every night sister, amen
DetectiveKeywi: I'm curious what the card Five will do
bo_brinkman: "The Gender Knob" is my stage name.
Obos_TAB: My hand looks like this so hers can look like "WHEEL"
Ratosai: Ketramose/Cauldron, let's gooooo
TXC2: CUBE, were we fight the might CONE
LadyLockwood92: Cube!
mishrasbauble: pluh
bytecaster: Don't make the orbs touch
TheOtherTrevor: your deck has turn 1 emrakul
muchomangobestdrink: lewd
Dog_of_Myth: Crossing Orbs
e_bloc: TOS
TinyAwoo: BALLS ARE TOUCHING ITS GAY NOW
Gekyouryuu: Gend her? I hardly know them
1ne_intellect: ouch
zigboy22: Pla
LadyLockwood92: TOS!
SolarBlitz1: This kills the button
Pywodwagon: so thats because I spent my first 5 picks on UB reanimator cards and then you decided to take necromancy
MungoDude: let's Pla some Magic
passwordlost_hereiam: The gender knobs are touching!
CypherRaze: Mr Stark, I don't feel so good
just__fitz: But the content
dabudder: but the agonasouar
dabudder: we cut the dinosaur
bytecaster: A magic card? On this stream? It's more likely than you think!
Trahas: Gotta keep Channel and big boys for the Graham
LordManiMani: @hernalius who tf makes that link dictionary and put Philosoraptor in
alexanderthefine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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just__fitz: Channel for the content though
TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
mishrasbauble: @just__fitz didnt we just content channel?
bytecaster: Gotta put boots on the Grizz
Cannons_are_an_instrument: We could run the off colour canopy
Voidhawk42: Fun fact: players have their own libraries, hands, and graveyards. But there is only one Exile zone
LordManiMani: Plą
TXC2: !break
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mishrasbauble: oh i gotta go take my estrogen
e_bloc: just make sure the gender knob has a flared base
bytecaster: Remember chat, break time for the streamer is cranking the gender nob time for you!
walkeroftales: lumber jack it while cranking the gender knob
mishrasbauble: speaking of cranking the gender knob
argusthecat: Weird name for the vending machine in the lobby.
dabudder: @LRRbot OH FYCK I GOTTA TKAME MY MEDS
MungoDude: brb making a peanut sandwich
mishrasbauble: everybody go take ur meds
TXC2: LRRCHAT: a safe place to crank the gender knob
djalternative: I just took some headache meds
Gekyouryuu: I thought gender was regulated by a valve, not a knob. Because it's a fluid, right?
dabudder: @brieandbacon why else would you take them
satyropodobny: @Gekyouryuu +2
dabudder: @Gekyouryuu oh trust me I've seen plenty of knobs capable of regulating fruid
djalternative: okay. we've come to the point in the stream where I put the stream into pip so I can do a second thing
Gekyouryuu: Actually, no, gender CAN'T be regulated by valve. There's more than 2 genders, and valve can't count that high
TXC2: if we have gender fluid, do we also have gender solid and gender gaseous ?
0011110000110011: time to Pla
TXC2: and we're back
QuixoticScrivener: I turned the knob too far and it broke. What do I do now?
Nickiatori: a
brieandbacon: Down on gender?
bytecaster: @TXC2 How do I sublimate my gender?
muchomangobestdrink: ben wheeler, slowed and reverbed
phipau13: a
TXC2: bytecaster heat and pressure I assume
ChargeAh:

dabudder: thats pretty golod
Varjotaivas: So that just happened.
toady0s: h
Jethrain: Why did that sound so *clean*
dumbo3k: What about a "Curse you Ghayle!"
theamc2000: qoob
mishrasbauble: you're no hollow....
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: can you give us a "Zanzibart, forgive me"
bytecaster: Do you think the voice actors have a helmet on in the booth?
raulghoulia: !card caradora
LRRbot: Caradora, Heart of Alacria [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/2] | When Caradora enters, you may search your library for a Mount or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature or Vehicle you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
just__fitz: This is like every home DM has their 3 accents + pitching up or down
LadyLockwood92: Not gonna lie, no Dark Souls reference is gonna top Droopy Dog Igon from Desert Bus.
wiigamer1995: !card corpse dance
LRRbot: Corpse Dance [2B] | Instant | Buyback {2} / Return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
bytecaster: boots or eldritch horror, the classic choice
351 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
LadyLockwood92: It was really good~
TXC2: Hello Raiders
MungoDude: welcome raiders
GhostValv:

muchomangobestdrink: York17042)
dabudder: hello amy, have you ever cranked the gender knob
A_Dub888: “and this is why you lose Shane. Everyone knows love comes from the heart”
Reavh: omg
theamc2000: it is also called amber alert in Canada?
Reavh:
This is so good 
yakbop: me getting the same amber alert and remembering i live in the same province lol
LordManiMani: Ok but is there a difference between Droopy Dog and Truman Capote at this point
LadyLockwood92: I was gonna say, Wheeler. You can't dangle that as a thing you can do and not show off.
TXC2: LordManiMani never was
bluffingthrough: Amy! what did you get us into?
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun You're welcome~
A_Dub888: “And this is why lose lose Bayle. Everyone knows love comes from the heart.”
Varjotaivas: I love you two. This is wonderful.
LordManiMani: Hm. Wheeler's is closer to Capote. So there is one it turns out
Akaiatana: We have a 3-droop
TXC2:
welcome to LRR

bytecaster: We discovered the gender knob and then things got silly
sassygoogle: Cubte-pote
LadyLockwood92: 'Cube'~!
LordManiMani: LMAO
theamc2000: Harry S Truman Capote
bo_brinkman: Heimerdinger?
bluffingthrough: ok, I am staying
yakbop: what is Columbo was narrating the intro
dabudder: @bo_brinkman OH GOD
goosevonkaiser: there was a game won w/ 0 lands on our side of the batttlefield; neither the content nor the games has been normal
mister_nibbles:
hm, has someone checked the studio for gas leaks today? 
LordManiMani: 👏👏
LadyLockwood92: I'm pretty happy with what I've wrought.
Vonbane:
In Cold Bloodbourne? 
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know what? I'm happy.
LordManiMani: @vonbane get out 👉
s0lesurviv0r: where is the Werner Herzog narration?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kos, or as some say, Kosim
TehAmelie: how goes the magical cards?
TXC2: "a hoonter must hoont"
TinyAwoo: ahahahahahahahah beautiful
ChargeAh: oof
brieandbacon: I can just imagine Droopy going for the tears in the rain monologue
TXC2: TehAmelie we found the Gender knob (on the sound board), and things have escalated from there
warkr0: they do have a counterspell on top for our corpse dance
salamisuperstar: Damn we on some Thoughtseize your Luxodon Smiter stuff
CaptainSpam: Gotta get that CNR.
FatBottomedLena: CNR as Jose Cheung from X-Files?
Chaotically_Random: Speaking of CNR I love the Weird Al song bout him
djalternative: either of you got a good hitchcock?
mister_nibbles: perfection
bytecaster: And .... scene
TinyAwoo: applause
neisan2112: Flawless
septomin: does anyone have a good edward g. robinson
LadyLockwood92: Nice.
doubleo21: maybe throw in a Paul Lynde
RatherLargeToad: He was a mighty man. The kind of man you wouldn’t disrespect
JKBalch: Master of minimalism, this Wheeler
v_nome: Oh hey, it came up!
just__fitz: Grizzlbrand corpse dance?
bytecaster: Cause Grist good
dabudder: the grisius
LordManiMani: Ope
bytecaster: Now Grist gone
dabudder: the gruisness
LadyLockwood92: No Grist-ness tho.
bytecaster: So many small windows
Vonbane: Graham does a decent Gibb
LadyLockwood92: I can do a decent Matt Berry.
s0lesurviv0r: does our deck have any reanimators for Grist?
just__fitz: Connery accidentally happens sometimes
s0lesurviv0r:

theamc2000: moon raker is the bind where bind goes to Venice right?
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun No, it started on Sidewalk Slam, didn't it? With Mizz's dad?
Vonbane: Christopher Walken?
SquareDotCube: And then turns out when that episode aired, the actor for Drax died that same week
goosevonkaiser: Clap
pljogging: In Japan, men come first - Droopy dog
TXC2: theamc2000 one of them
JaymicUnyielding: Everyone has a Connery
theamc2000: @txc2 ty
bytecaster: "Who's that card in their hand?" "It's JACE"
CaptainSpam:
Positively abysmal Connery, yes, well done. 
muchomangobestdrink: droppy sog tony soprano, is that anything?
just__fitz: How about Fred Penner
Akaiatana: George Mizanin
TXC2: that part of SWS lives rent free in my head
warkr0: if we fanatic we get to keep griselbrand
Laserbeaks_Fury: Phil Silvers is a good staple
LadyLockwood92: I did also enjoy Droopy Dog Sephiroth from the FF7 playthrough.
BrowneePointz: I got bamboozled by an earlier time!
just__fitz: How about Keanu explaining mtg layers
LadyLockwood92: !card Corpse Dance
LRRbot: Corpse Dance [2B] | Instant | Buyback {2} / Return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
TXC2: "this agonasuar agonna kick your ass"
ipoddodd: Can necromancy attach to grist?
bytecaster: Kitty!
just__fitz: Man I was looking up Oddball for the positive waves, and I found out sutherland died last year
BrowneePointz: if it’s og grist she’s a creature in all other zones @ipoddodd
LadyLockwood92: @ipoddodd Yeah, 'cause it's a 1/1 Insect everywhere except the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: if it’s flip grist she’s starts as a creature
LadyLockwood92: It's OG Grist.
TXC2: just__fitz Moriarity's negative waves finally got him
ipoddodd: Right, but necromancy becomes an enchant creature, and... grist dies because the trigger from necromancy happens?
ipoddodd: I think?
brieandbacon: !card Necromancy
LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When this enchantment enters, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach …
bytecaster: The rare "when a sorcery couldn't be cast"
TXC2: surely just giving it flash would be easier?
warkr0: yeah i thought we were going to be corpse dancing an emmy cause i didnt see emmmy get cut
TehAmelie: was Necromancy the card they made cause everyone thought Reanimate had too much rules text?
bytecaster: The TLDR is kitty make big copter
MungoDude: a...gone!-asaur
aeropowell: LOL
LadyLockwood92: And they thought "You thought THAT was bad? Watch this?!"
Derekwillis: lol
Pywodwagon: they banned it to protect people from playing it
septomin: if it weren’t banned, would it be a game changer
mister_nibbles: it looks like one of those old cards, probably not very good, also very few words on it
brieandbacon: Banned in Commander? I bet the worst people imaginable were salty about that...
bytecaster: @septomin It has been here the whoooole time after all, so I guess yes
Desdae: Agonasaur can hit vehicles anyway xD
LadyLockwood92: Eh
Strebenherz: just came in what's edh banned?
TXC2: Strebenherz black lotus
dabudder: in your lamborghini bank
LadyLockwood92: Like...a Long time ago, so it's not big news.
Strebenherz: that would do it yeah
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and Wheeler, hope you're well
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
Foxmar320: Hello txc2
LadyLockwood92: Cranking the gender knob.
bytecaster: We played with the gender knob and then did impressions, how could we not feel good?!?
warkr0: i thought this was game 1 tbh
Derekwillis: We're up a game.
Jethrain: isn't this still game 1?
Foxmar320:

MungoDude: I think this is still game 1, we're essentially up a game
solemn_storm: fizzling happens when it would resolve
hips_dont_lijah: can't we survival twice for a beefier boi to dance?
hips_dont_lijah: not that we had to
bytecaster: They saw the line
MungoDude:

BrowneePointz: also gotta say G and W, the worldbuilding and art from Dragonstorm has me vibrating in my seat from excitement to get back on Tarkir
LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah.
solemn_storm: confirmed not up a game
warkr0: good joke streamer
Derekwillis: See, we're up a game.
LadyLockwood92: @solemn_storm I mean, we are now.
yakbop: emrakul but no channel?
Foxmar320: Its been so long since ive seen MTGO
bytecaster: We are more about reanimating
yakbop: oh yeah
yakbop: instant reanim
BrowneePointz: and necromancy
Akaiatana: We already have the LRR channel
GhostValv: wowie
MungoDude:

ChargeAh: Clap
TXC2: Oscar worthy
LadyLockwood92: Absolutely perfect. No notes.
BrowneePointz: microexpressions
BrowneePointz: microimpressions*
pljogging: Not me pronouncing foodone like 'calzone'
Pywodwagon: I have a friend who regularly top 8s challenges who plays with that popped out
Trahas: hard cast Force of will
Pywodwagon: its so cursed
Jethrain: "mox lotus island pass" is *terrifying*
just__fitz: Can you do Chretien reviewing Nadu post pro tour nadu
theamc2000: is it possible to make waffle without an iron?
dabudder: opponent leaking all over us
dabudder: kinda annoying
bytecaster: Keeping the cycle open, makes sense
Chaotically_Random: A Counter Deck, ICK
brieandbacon: the orbs
Chaotically_Random: They seem to have alot of the counter cards, seems ick
goosevonkaiser: lmao
bytecaster: Why twice?
SnackPak_: ship it!
LadyLockwood92: Just give him allergies.
TXC2: copyright that right now
Chaotically_Random: I mean, they have Little Sneezer in Tiny Toons, thats his shtick
pljogging: Being Sneezy the dwarf must be so demoralising
ForOhForError: they cracked a lotus for that, dang
LadyLockwood92: Hooray~!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: F 6? Sounds like they just did!
TheAwkes: Firing the big guns for a 2/4
BrowneePointz: I’m a Creeeeep(tic) I’m a Weirdooooo
Pywodwagon: this song reminds me, have yall seen that the wiggles did a song with Orville Peck called "Friends of Dorothy"
Gekyouryuu: "It's so over, We're so back" a dinosaur story
Derekwillis: I mean, as mull to 5s go, seems like a sick hand so far.
ForOhForError: force of will would be okay for us I think
BrowneePointz: they’re opening the door getting on the floor, looking to stop the Dinosaur
LadyLockwood92: I have seen a force of will, not necessarily in the previous game.
bytecaster: Beeeeeg eye
TXC2: EACH upkeep
Akaiatana: What mod is this that Shandalar looks this way?
dwchief: @TXC2 each OP's upkeep but yes, worse in 1v1 but still nutso
Derekwillis: Just in case th ebird dies.
TXC2: MTGO wishes it was Shandalar
TXC2: dwchief ah ok, thank you
Trahas: @Akaiatana its called Mod That Gives Overlay, or MTGO for short
dabudder: @Akaiatana its an independent project from daybreak studios. bit finnicky and shuts down a lot but it gives a bunch of added functionality to an otherwise dated software
bytecaster: @dabudder No campaign though
Chaotically_Random: Force of Will
dabudder: @bytecaster no, bit of a shame
theamc2000: you could miracle if they echo which would be funny
Derekwillis: Strix Serenade isn't in the cube right?
Voidhawk42: Hey Wheeler, would it be fair to say your three fave formats are Canlander, Commander, and Cube? If so, what order would you rank them?
nevyn666: backseat wheeling
just__fitz: Its a very confusing line
CypherRaze: I'
Scarbble: man i love tombstone
CypherRaze: I'm your huckleberry
ChargeAh: great movie
BrowneePointz: I thought wheeler said Shit That Dino, and I spit out my drink
theamc2000: they don’t have a land!
ForOhForError: didn't they exile cryptic?
just__fitz: It means draw your gun but i have never heard it anywhere else
Jensling: Gladiator not in top 3? I'm shhok
Jensling: *shook
LadyLockwood92: Gladiator wasn't on the list.
dwchief: Honestly when they cast Oculus their deck got a lot less scary. I think people overrate the Eye in limited in general
dabudder: surprise kathleen!
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
LadyLockwood92: Howdy Kathleen~
GapFiller:
hai Kathleen 
Mythallian: hi kathleen
Scarbble: hi kathleen
goosevonkaiser: hi kathleen
Mythallian: bye kathleen
1ne_intellect: oh how it feels to be loved
just__fitz: Make demon Kathleen with the gender knob
Snouut:
The Wes Anderson Friday Nights ep was one of the best pieces of youtube content ive ever seen 
ForOhForError: lunchscare!
EvilBadman: Droopy, doing Borat voice, "my wife"
LadyLockwood92: @just__fitz you can't just spring Demon Gender on folks.
BrowneePointz: I thought Wheeler was Katamari Clicking
LadyLockwood92: Please. My turn cycle...she's very sick.
Ratosai: Wait, wut
BrowneePointz: oooooh that’s why the early stream
Ratosai: How are we alive
ForOhForError: that ain't enough
TXC2: only
justsomedude042: These streams where Wheeler does Vintage Cube with an LRR member not used to the degeneracy that is Vintage Cube are incredible. I hope you continue this series with every LRR person.
LadyLockwood92: To send a message?
BrowneePointz: I find it hilarious when a sponsor wants a stream and then…..doesn’t give the key for said Content until RIGHT before the time they negotiate
dabudder: how is thier clock looking?
LadyLockwood92: My brain genuinely told me that the dinosaur had flying. I keep mistaking the antlers for wings.
Varjotaivas: @justsomedude042 This is wonderful and wholesome.
just__fitz: Are they antlers or little fish fin things on the head
TinyAwoo: the tiniest most useless wings but if it did have flying with them it would be really funny
Varjotaivas: So peak LRR.
MungoDude: I hope they also don't know what they're doing
LadyLockwood92: They're antlers.
cmdrud87: for all we know, they might just have a man o war
Dog_of_Myth:

TinyAwoo: \o/
MungoDude:

ForOhForError: make them have it!
LadyLockwood92: Never Didn't Have It.
TehAmelie: Griselbrand, what a brand
JKBalch:

TXC2: CHANGE PLACES!
Snouut: musical chairs my favourite
Dog_of_Myth: Rotate the streamers
Diabore: ooh food
Jethrain: keyboards can have little a water, as a treat
Diabore: welp
silent_sol: Graham, your belly seem kinda... Missing
Mythallian: i didn't know graham was 1/5 ghost
offbeatwitch: oh no
Snouut: we didnt redeem hydrate
Diabore:
guess no more game 
LadyLockwood92: Uh-oh.
g0blinslide: uh oh
Mythallian: GOOD STREAM CHAT
TinyAwoo: Wheeler, as I said in the comments of a YouTube video, these open button-ups are KILLING ME (in a very gay way)
Scarbble: lol
goosevonkaiser: so it was some water
just__fitz: This is what happens when we rush
Dog_of_Myth: H2Oh no
SnackPak_: that was a good Graham
BrowneePointz: an H2Ope
Snouut: why is the keyboard hydrating we didnt redeem it
TheAwkes: Time to invoke the Apology to Heather Rituals.
TehAmelie: that transparent stripe on G's shirt is so clean. perfect greenscreen shade
LadyLockwood92: D: He's using the gender knob!
TinyAwoo: whoopsies
dabudder: pov youre a drug dealer who only delivers drugs in very specific amounts: "hey everybody gram here"
just__fitz: Hey wheeler what Canlander deck would do well for my first time in a store tournament
jellyfish0413: now this cures my adhd
TinyAwoo: WAGGLE IT HARDER
Nickiatori: mono blue elves
LadyLockwood92: Graham's got cards in his abdomen!
drcthulu: Graham is like one of the sign guys just flipping it around
1ne_intellect: that keyboard wipe sounds was some ASMR tingles
DeM0nFiRe:

Snouut: LRROutOfContext
Orestes290: Karma after calling for the spill last night
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dabudder: @LadyLockwood92 you mean you dont?
Akaiatana: The keyboard has moist of the water
thraximore:
This week at my canlander league night I went 3-1! 
Derekwillis: Remember to water your keyboards weekly folks.
LadyLockwood92: @dabudder Not so far as I'm aware...though I may have eaten some basics in my sleep.
just__fitz: Last week with Tea
Mythallian: uh never
Jethrain: if you're thirsty they're thirsty
ForOhForError: @LadyLockwood92 he's got hideaway 4
Mythallian: like you're supposed to
TinyAwoo: turning it back on and now the keyboard has gone demon gender
PK1803: Hey Wheeler, is there any good land decks in canlander?
CrossXhunteR: we're definitely not okay. they played ajani, nactl pariah
TehAmelie: this keyboard is new. . .
JKBalch: Instruction unclear, tried to dunk my keyboard into my coffee like a doughnut
Snouut: its wam jangle time
pljogging: Is the stream sponsor 'Water'?
v_nome: Graham, you look Wheely different
dabudder: @LadyLockwood92 yknow that factoid is actually statistical error. average magic player eats 0 cards in his sleep. wotc goerge, who lives in a disused factory, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
TXC2: that Ajani sucks, you can't attack or block into the token at all
Foxmar320: Graham you look a little differnt today
Orestes290: I always kill my keyboards so I just use artificial
TinyAwoo: @v_nome this made me choke and I'm mad about it
TXC2: Water: you're made of it
h3rsh3yb4r: did we open black lotus or is modo back on it's BS
dungeonmasteralek: Fair card, that Ajani
Snouut: i cant tell if the voice effects are from the keyboard malfunctioning or wheeler doing it
Pywodwagon: I opened the lotus in that draft
Pywodwagon: it was in the barrowgoyf pack
EvilBadman: unsure if this is real graham he didn't welcome us by calling us Metamorphosis Fanatics or the like
TinyAwoo: your opponent is playing MH tribal
Pywodwagon: I was first in the queue!
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Masked Bandits!
Pywodwagon: you joined MY draft
mister_nibbles: i was gonna make an "oh shit you got sponsored by big water?" joke but then i remembered thats just nestle and got sad
Pywodwagon: and then cut me on reanimator
dabudder: pywo theyre the streamers. everything here belongs to them
Snouut: graham stop beefing chat pl
Snouut: please
imperial_fps: black lotus for cuts on archetype is pretty fair imo
CrossXhunteR: sweet grist
Dog_of_Myth: But we're not on your slack though....
DeM0nFiRe: LRR Slack gets way too much chat
Voidhawk42: Presumably the LRR Slack gets too much Chat
JKBalch: Wheeler channeling Adam?
Pywodwagon: Ben and I have a well established relationship like this
Juliamon: they sure do
Snouut: please antagonize me, ill get +4/+3 until end of turn
Snouut: ahahah......
DeM0nFiRe:

TXC2:
Adam and Ben need to be reined in 
Voidhawk42:
You're welcome 
aridos: mister benny jammin wheeler can we play high tide next
dabudder: yeah very neurotypical chat over here
DeM0nFiRe: They dont call us a hivemind for nothing
Foxmar320: Im in the Slack right now what
brieandbacon: Great minds and fools, etc
imperial_fps: chat on the same wave length is scary
Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah for Hivemind
Voidhawk42: The one braincell hit the corner like the DVD logo
Khyrberos: They don't call us the hive mind for nothing
Juliamon: no Foxmar320 you're in the modslack, not the LRR slack
thirsty_kitteh:
I'm sorry, _what_ did you just call me? 
CrossXhunteR: hey, it's that other guy
Foxmar320: @Juliamon Shhhh they don't know that
Snouut: is the keyboard dehydrated now
h3rsh3yb4r: why did i think you were about to do the dark souls moan when you said "check this out"
LadyLockwood92: Oh wow, Wheeler made Graham appear.
ForOhForError: oh we're in the ground
solemn_storm: get emblemed
Snouut: Welcome to the stream wheeler!
Snouut: can y'all switch glasses
LadyLockwood92: Get Rist of this Grist. Is that anything?
CrossXhunteR: ehh, it's fine
nyc_mtg:

TXC2: !clips
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Derekwillis: Simply draw everything you need at all times. Jesus.
salamisuperstar: Nice constructed deck OP
aridos: i like how you can still hear the swear word through the censor
SolarBlitz1: It did come through the second mix yes
Nickiatori: every magic card since 2016 should be illegal
MrPipboy3000: I mean, if you're gonna draw a card ... bolt is a good one
LadyLockwood92: Nailed it.
CrossXhunteR: where's your broken MH3 card?
Pywodwagon: tf2 CTS when
just__fitz: Windmill slam channel eldrazi for final game
Snouut: if only we had a black lotus @Pywodwagon
Nickiatori: magic should have topped at dragons of tarkir lol
BrowneePointz: So Graham, on a Scale of 1 to Giving a Bear a 619 How Excited are you for Tarkir?
Ard_Rhys: could side into white
Voidhawk42: What was Metamorphis Fanatic from?
thraximore: Uhm ackthually
CrossXhunteR: barrowgoyf, not just mh3 broken, but commander broken too
thraximore: Fanatic is DSC
LadyLockwood92: Aaaand...that'll do it.
TXC2:
we just ban every card printed since they moved away from 3 set blocks 
Gekyouryuu: @crossxhunter why repeat yourself. Just say mh3 card
unbanjitte: barrowgoyf having lifelink is the bane of my existence as someone who only drafts red in cube
Snouut: for someone who doesnt like magic, they sure are watching a lot of magic content
Trahas: Pretty sure @Nickiatori said Topped, not Stopped.
Snouut: BojukaPog is a goated name oh my
aridos: what are the odds nadu doesn't get pointed until barrowgoyf does
CrossXhunteR: dang, they got mom too
Nickiatori: I fucking love magic and was joking about it stopping at DTK chat
OldUncleDan:
Boy Howdy, I don't think I like this new Arena Update much. The new table is so plain looking... 
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun Gotta say, I love the difference in character between cH!Graham and FN!Graham. Very fun~
Voidhawk42: My Hot Take is that all Horizons sets should be banned, and spun off into thier own Horizons Only format
Derekwillis: I don't know, about 6' 3"?
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Reavh: Guy was probably being a jerk on the moon
Snouut: but your honour "hes capping"
Aviator_Moonshine: The Rock is like 2m tall right? Idk.
JKBalch: Isn't he like 6'6
mazingolfer: moderately sized rock
Marvoleath: but what is Dwayne Johnson doing on the moon?
LadyLockwood92: I dunno, moon's haunted?
Jensling: Isn't that the intro video for Humankind?
MungoDude: the Rock is 196cm tall and 118kg apparently
Aviator_Moonshine: @LadyLockwood92 I am????
CrossXhunteR: wasnt boros good in the last cube
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just__fitz: All of Gibraltar is on the moon
BrowneePointz: Graham momentarily visited the Hell Dimension
Snouut: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
TXC2: wikipedia says Dwane is 6ft5
TXC2: *Dwayne
dabudder: mtgo playing identity politics with its prototype cards
CrossXhunteR: modo could not have predicted prototype cards like 20 years later
LadyLockwood92: @aviator_moonshine I dunno, are you?
pljogging: There's no need to drag Steel Seraph like that, game
Nickiatori: ok good lol I just picked Dragons of tarkir cause Actual baby jace and BFZ chard came right after it and those feel like the first big mistakes
Pywodwagon: I have the harvester of misery too
Nickiatori: chad not chard XD
Pywodwagon: I'm reanimating it right now
Ratosai: It's unfortunate it was in the same pack as Barrowgoyf
Snouut: Hi Graham!
mazingolfer: pywo you cuck
Dog_of_Myth:

aridos: i got it
Snouut: Graham tell us a magic related joke
CrossXhunteR: @Pywodwagon any archons of cruelty?
Aviator_Moonshine: @LadyLockwood92 Not sure? Maaaybe? I at least cannot remember the last time I played against someone using a defunct mechanic.
ForOhForError: looks like you're losing to both now
jovens_v: tine to relish in your succes gram(wheeler)
LadyLockwood92: @aviator_moonshine Then you're probably good.
Aviator_Moonshine:

unbanjitte: concede
1ne_intellect: we win when you fanagle that gender knob
Snouut: Benjraham Starkeeler
CrossXhunteR: let them take game actions as we slowly lose?
mazingolfer: I think you die
mazingolfer: they have the loran
Nickiatori: what about fifth erolingus
OldUncleDan: Or maybe even Fifth Erolingus!
nevyn666: put up the bet
TehAmelie: some people pronounce it Bengraham
LadyLockwood92: Fineness will continue.
CrossXhunteR: im glad the modo sounds are on here. not enough other streamers have the sound on
CaptainSpam:

BrowneePointz: Good old Fork Gargle Ligma
jovens_v:

gsyhiap:

BrowneePointz: Bill Cipher!?
mazingolfer: I CALLED IT
Nickiatori: why is OP playing Death and taxis
Voidhawk42: They Loranned your Gender Knob!
Nickiatori: taxes
Strebenherz:
@mazingolfer

TXC2: could you imagine untaping with a permanent ?
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler is interacting with a different board. 600 dead.
ForOhForError: ephemerate
bojuka_pog: Wheeler turning into a Doctor Who vilain right there ._.
jovens_v: They always have it
Dog_of_Myth: Such a good dog
Nickiatori: XD
just__fitz: Salty runback
aridos: invoke despair
Dasslothman: He sounds like a Dalek
yakbop: Ben channeling Bill Cipher
TinyAwoo: Scooby Doo villian arc
BrowneePointz: he straight up sounds like Bill Cipher
just__fitz: Exterminate
BrowneePointz: from Gravity Falls
TXC2: Dasslothman I also thought Dalek
TinyAwoo: LOL
Strebenherz: you sound like bill cipher losing his shit over mtg
dwchief: The taxi driver mission from Cyberpunk 2077
Voidhawk42: !card Abandon Hope
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mazingolfer: you sound like bill cipher
TXC2: Deep DEEEP Cut
aridos: +2
Snouut: sound like a southern dalek ahah
TehAmelie: or Megabyte in, uh, what was that show again
Wiliart: Clap trap?
Diabore: perfect timing for the sponsored stream at least
TinyAwoo: What a fucking great move
salamisuperstar: daaaaamn
aridos: i had that vhs +2
TinyAwoo: love brave little toaster
MrSarkhan:

Dasslothman:
@TXC2 great minds 
salamisuperstar: Other people remember that movie?
Reavh: I can only think of the lamp yelling JAILBREAK
TXC2: TehAmelie Reboot
Luminaire_p: What a stream
Dog_of_Myth:

Nickiatori: +2
1ne_intellect: GGs
Nigouki: oh jesus i tune in for museum and get childhood trauma instead
wtrob:
Good stream 
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Wheeler
Strebenherz:
111 thank you for whatever that was
BrowneePointz: it’s not my fault I’m stuck in the wall! ITS MY FUNCTIOOOOOON!
mazingolfer: did someone clip that
1ne_intellect: thank you it was great to have you be here
TXC2: !patreon
mazingolfer: please
LadyLockwood92: Jesus. Graham and Wheeler is an amazing combination~
JosVanTongeren: thanks for the stream!!
Nickiatori: I love Graham and Wheeler cube time
Gekyouryuu: I remember that toaster exists, but I'm blanking on most of that movie
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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TXC2: !ck
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Luminaire_p: m
aridos: almost got me
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aridos: good joke
Strebenherz: !next
TXC2: !next
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Snouut: i love that gamee!!!1
LadyLockwood92: Fun~!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for this awesome stream! Hope to see more cube in the future!
brieandbacon: Thank for strem
TXC2: like the Theme_____ games of yore
CaptainSpam: Headin' back to Two Point County.
TXC2: !discord
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CaptainSpam: Let's see what title Tarquin Foxbridge has THIS time!
Nickiatori: bye chat going for a bike ride
spo8n: be watchful for cars!
Nickiatori: nah I try and hit the cars so they get their bonus points
spo8n: point maximization works too
CaptainSpam: There is a weird amount of world building in the Two Point County universe.
TXC2: so long Nickiatori stay safe
Nigouki:

JinaMahavira:

Juliamon: noise
MungoDude: I thought I heard a playstation sound
NimrodXIV: ditto
KingOfDoma: Are we holding the line?
TXC2: same
TXC2: stream will go down, then will come back ASAP
OldUncleDan: @KingOfDoma Well, love isn't always on time.
Flyingdelorion: Toto reference in 2025? I love it!
CaptainSpam:
Why, the LRR community would NEVER make a Toto reference! 
TehAmelie: i could hear that song in my head but i had no idea who made it
TXC2:
for some reason I though it was by Air Supply 
CaptainSpam: (for those new: We definitely make one specific Toto reference quite a bit around November)
KingOfDoma: Yeah, that was not the reference I was expecting, but I'm here for it
TehAmelie: more of a Toto performance
OldUncleDan: What can I say, I am "Old" enough to remember when the song first came out.
Flyingdelorion: Me too @OldUncleDan
Flyingdelorion: I saw them once live at the eginnning of this century. I still remember it vividly.
OldUncleDan: Every so often, I get Toto confused with Kansas. I blame The Wizard of Oz, and my ADHD for that.
Flyingdelorion: Huh, funny!
Juliamon:

TXC2: CONTACT
TheAinMAP: Signal
Nigouki:

CaptainSpam: Get out your Cheesy Gubbins and put on your Jasmine Odyssey records, it's time for Two Point Museum!
MrSarkhan:

bisaflau:

Nigouki: Corn Tract!
DeM0nFiRe:

TehAmelie:

Exxaxl:

MungoDude: sweet, got my washing on the line before the main part of the stream started
pleonasticTautology: good afternoon everyone
TehAmelie: don't forget later virtually the entire Americas will have a blood moon eclipse. i bet that's cool
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
CaptainSpam: Oh wait, crap, forgot I had a meeting coming up.
Juliamon: not just a blood moon but a blood WORM moon
TehAmelie: ooh
TXC2: just in time for the Ides of March
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