BrowneePointz: from Gravity Falls
TXC2: Dasslothman I also thought Dalek
TinyAwoo: LOL
Strebenherz: you sound like bill cipher losing his shit over mtg
dwchief: The taxi driver mission from Cyberpunk 2077
Voidhawk42: !card Abandon Hope
LRRbot: Abandon Hope [X1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Look at target opponent's hand and choose X cards from it. That player discards those cards.
mazingolfer: you sound like bill cipher
TXC2: Deep DEEEP Cut
aridos: +2
Snouut: sound like a southern dalek ahah
TehAmelie: or Megabyte in, uh, what was that show again
Wiliart: Clap trap?
Diabore: perfect timing for the sponsored stream at least
TinyAwoo: What a fucking great move
salamisuperstar: daaaaamn
aridos: i had that vhs +2
TinyAwoo: love brave little toaster
MrSarkhan: LUL
Dasslothman: @TXC2 great minds TheIlluminati
salamisuperstar: Other people remember that movie?
Reavh: I can only think of the lamp yelling JAILBREAK
TXC2: TehAmelie Reboot
Luminaire_p: What a stream
Dog_of_Myth: LUL lrrSHINE
Nickiatori: +2
1ne_intellect: GGs
Nigouki: oh jesus i tune in for museum and get childhood trauma instead
wtrob: Good stream :)
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Wheeler
Strebenherz: Cheer111 thank you for whatever that was
BrowneePointz: it’s not my fault I’m stuck in the wall! ITS MY FUNCTIOOOOOON!
mazingolfer: did someone clip that
1ne_intellect: thank you it was great to have you be here
TXC2: !patreon
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mazingolfer: please
LadyLockwood92: Jesus. Graham and Wheeler is an amazing combination~
JosVanTongeren: thanks for the stream!!
Nickiatori: I love Graham and Wheeler cube time
Gekyouryuu: I remember that toaster exists, but I'm blanking on most of that movie
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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TXC2: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Fiefdom of Foils!
Luminaire_p: m
aridos: almost got me
frnknstn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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aridos: good joke
Strebenherz: !next
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Kathleen & Serge for a #Sponsored Bonus Stream! Game: Two Point Museum) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Kathleen & Serge for a #Sponsored Bonus Stream! Game: Two Point Museum) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Snouut: i love that gamee!!!1
LadyLockwood92: Fun~!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for this awesome stream! Hope to see more cube in the future!
brieandbacon: Thank for strem
TXC2: like the Theme_____ games of yore
CaptainSpam: Headin' back to Two Point County.
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
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CaptainSpam: Let's see what title Tarquin Foxbridge has THIS time!
Nickiatori: bye chat going for a bike ride
spo8n: be watchful for cars!
Nickiatori: nah I try and hit the cars so they get their bonus points
spo8n: point maximization works too
CaptainSpam: There is a weird amount of world building in the Two Point County universe.
TXC2: so long Nickiatori stay safe
Nigouki: lrrSPOOPY
JinaMahavira: LUL
Juliamon: noise
MungoDude: I thought I heard a playstation sound
NimrodXIV: ditto
KingOfDoma: Are we holding the line?
TXC2: same
TXC2: stream will go down, then will come back ASAP
OldUncleDan: @KingOfDoma Well, love isn't always on time.
Flyingdelorion: Toto reference in 2025? I love it!
CaptainSpam: Why, the LRR community would NEVER make a Toto reference! Kappa
TehAmelie: i could hear that song in my head but i had no idea who made it
TXC2: for some reason I though it was by Air Supply :p
CaptainSpam: (for those new: We definitely make one specific Toto reference quite a bit around November)
KingOfDoma: Yeah, that was not the reference I was expecting, but I'm here for it
TehAmelie: more of a Toto performance
OldUncleDan: What can I say, I am "Old" enough to remember when the song first came out.
Flyingdelorion: Me too @OldUncleDan
Flyingdelorion: I saw them once live at the eginnning of this century. I still remember it vividly.
OldUncleDan: Every so often, I get Toto confused with Kansas. I blame The Wizard of Oz, and my ADHD for that.
Flyingdelorion: Huh, funny!
Juliamon: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
TheAinMAP: Signal
Nigouki: lrrSIG
CaptainSpam: Get out your Cheesy Gubbins and put on your Jasmine Odyssey records, it's time for Two Point Museum!
MrSarkhan: lrrSIG
bisaflau: lrrSIG
Nigouki: Corn Tract!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
Exxaxl: javeBinoculars
MungoDude: sweet, got my washing on the line before the main part of the stream started
pleonasticTautology: good afternoon everyone
TehAmelie: don't forget later virtually the entire Americas will have a blood moon eclipse. i bet that's cool
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
CaptainSpam: Oh wait, crap, forgot I had a meeting coming up.
Juliamon: not just a blood moon but a blood WORM moon
TehAmelie: ooh
TXC2: just in time for the Ides of March
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Here we GO!
Juliamon: doubled audio
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 hi txc!
thunderbird32 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thunderbird32! (Today's storm count: 47)
Wiliart: Here here we we go go.
TehAmelie: hello!
goatprince: yo who up managing their anthropological exhibits??????
Juliamon: Normal audio
TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Serge
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Nigouki: i love how it's JUST the Bonus intro that's still doubled and it's been months
pleonasticTautology: hi kathleen, hi serge
LadyLockwood92: Howdy friends~
KaleidoscopeMind: doubedeebopled audio
incslayer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
incslayer: wahhoo the rare Kathleen Serge Combo
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, incslayer! (Today's storm count: 48)
Juliamon: It is indeed an unusual pairing, but it checks another off the list
SnackPak_: yall got big NPR/CBC vibes today
Juliamon: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
LadyLockwood92: Off to a great start~
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen and Serge! It's great to be her.....wait...
Wiliart: Unusual pearing, both the cherry on top.
IgorApp subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
IgorApp: Wow
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, IgorApp! (Today's storm count: 49)
DeM0nFiRe: benginChaos
Sarah_Serinde: benginChaos
TXC2: ooooh
Juliamon: oooooo
Wiliart: Muahahaha
goatprince: the shmancy comes from the sponsorship
TXC2: full choas
dumbo3k: Chaos!
Strebenherz: seabatUseless lrrLUL KomodoHype
enbycephalopod: Chouws
Diabore: cant believe serge has consented to chaos
incslayer: yes this is the third version
Juliamon: Campus
goatprince: campus
incslayer: campus
CaptainSpam: Two Point Hospital, Two Point Campus.
TehAmelie: this sounds good to me
Rourke9: yeah excited for this
Nigouki: will your creation be judged by Paul at the end given his experience working on actual museum exhibits?
Unas84 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months!
Unas84: '85 , the far far away year our first exhibit is going to be based around?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Unas84! (Today's storm count: 50)
Lord_Hosk: Two point radio is the next game
TehAmelie: the roof also disappeared :o
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 139 months!
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ArdCollider: accessibility question: does this game have subtitles?
TXC2: ^
dumbo3k: Well, I think I know why the museum has low attendance, it has no exhibits
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
TXC2: you're pulling the box towards yourself to look down into it
spo8n: the moon
A_Dub888: a new car!
cmdrud87: watch t be a mirror. because we're old.
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
goatprince: show foot?
SalmirAeon: Mantracks!
TXC2: a mantrack !
TehAmelie: i'm calling giant, giant bear
bytecaster: How big was the foot printee?
LadyLockwood92: Oh man, I love that FoldingIdea's video.
Lord_Hosk: How can you tell its a right foot when both sides have a big toe?
Bugberry: @Lord_Hosk the archway I assume
Juliamon: Lord_Hosk The foot arch
goatprince: remember kathleen, it's not-real-life artifacts. so it's the Mogna Cartnoo
Diabore: i like toe going into the museum, so left facing
Mangledpixel: the lantern fish fossil is to the right there
TXC2: goatprince the Magna Cartagena
Zanzabar_: Or on the walk way so people know which way to walk.
KaleidoscopeMind: save the bees?
Diabore: lets go rambo
Lord_Hosk: Olivia is awesome
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, we can finally use our points?!?
Ms_LadyMix: Get wrecked Olivia, ask for more salary next time lol
Mokkun: Bigfoot is pre-history?
Foxmar320: Oh good
RayFK: DAMN
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
goatprince: Sergeleen de Yeere
NorthstarTex: lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: sergeModLove
Juliamon: I'm not sure if the redemptions take effect during the tutorial
incslayer: you pay them in exposure
pleonasticTautology: lmao
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Exxaxl: Sergeleen sounds nice.
IgorApp: GlitchCat
TXC2: well it's nice to know I get a job in video games, if not in real life
northos: chat has no mercy
Juliamon: oh, well I guess we know now
Sarah_Serinde: chat found a button
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
northos: and lots of points to spend :3
Juliamon: Janitormon
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby we're helping
NimrodXIV: :D
underhill33: As a museum professional, this game might be a little too real for me lol
TXC2: if you give chat full Chaos, chat WILL go full Chaos
CaptainSpam: Hey, it's Ricky Hawthorne!
lamina5432: it uses channel points finally a use.
Diabore: how do we chaos?
NorthstarTex: what's the worst that can happen?
TehAmelie: there seems to be a 15 minute global cooldown on points. . .
CaptainSpam: Yeah, see, those events are caused by channel points, and many of us have WAY too many channel points here... :D
BrookJustBones: All the chaos costs 150 channel points and has a global cooldown, so I don't think it will ever be available
goatprince: your daily use of the word malfeasance hes been fulfilled
OldUncleDan: So, chat can get involved in the game in this stream... Not my thing. Have fun all!
northos: positively buzzing
LadyLockwood92: That's a *real* Giant Mantrack.
Juliamon: OldUncleDan Not often though
TXC2: OldUncleDan it can be tuned off or on
pleonasticTautology: as roman mars says, "always read the plaque"
northos: maybe this is just because of the magic stream earlier, but those info boards look a surprising amount like magic cards
northos: the first one at least
Exxaxl: Children, behold. A foot!
TXC2: northos yeah I can see the similarity
goatprince: it's all about ROI
TehAmelie: on reflection, having the exhibits out where people can see them from every direction might be good
Diabore: oh only the foot is 2 i think?
SquareDotCube: If it's like the previous games, holding click should put it into move mode
CaptainSpam: Not enough decoration. The two on the ends are only affected by one banner each.
Voidhawk42: Yeah, foot is two because it's under two. The others are only 1
pleonasticTautology: between two ferns,
jessicaengle: Hello!
pleonasticTautology: hi jessica
jessicaengle: Bonus Stream hype lrrSHINE lrrCrab
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
jessicaengle: ModLove lrrSIG ModLove
TXC2: more lore: mlore
ExachixKitsune subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
ExachixKitsune: I like museums
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ExachixKitsune! (Today's storm count: 52)
MilkInBags: hello serge and kathleen, the two coolest museum caretakers
jessicaengle: #museumgoals
TehAmelie: aw, can't we just be a public service and get grants?
TXC2: hello MilkInBags welcome
jessicaengle: Should we haveacafe?
MilkInBags: don't look at me like that
ghyllnox: Coworkers?
Jundinator: Greetings Serge and Kathleen. I'm currently stuck at home after having tested positive for the flu today.
Foxmar320: lol
lamina5432: lrr members?
MilkInBags: no good mod in sight
Rourke9: sketch characters?
jessicaengle: @Jundinator lrrSHINE
Foxmar320: TXC2 can be all the jobs
Diabore: foxmar volunteers apparently
Lord_Hosk: Goatprince is here
ExachixKitsune: Run Foxmar!
QuixoticScrivener: I volunteer as tribute.
Juliamon: Just casually overlook Foxmar
TXC2: Foxmar320 please no :p
djalternative: we're on cooldown to mess with the game
RandomTrivia: Gotta hire some Fox office lrrBEEJ
ExachixKitsune: lmao incslayer
Saintnex: Welp, I hope the mods are getting overtime for all this overtime at the LRR museum lol
Jundinator: You are aware you cooldowns on the event redeems
Jundinator: Have
Nigouki: The Waifu Exhibit should be more prominent
Juliamon: I imagine most of the redemptions won't be effective this early in the game
Juliamon: but like, I guess hit 'em if you want
ExachixKitsune: probably best to have cooldowns so they don't get spammed Jundinator
lamina5432: the competition is fierce
Foxmar320: Oh good
GhostValv: D:
bytecaster: Do we even have a toilet?
jessicaengle: Wut?? lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: Im glad im not janatorial
TehAmelie: i don't think we even have bathrooms
Saintnex: loool
NightValien28: guess they all gonna shit on the floors
MilkInBags: it's the toilet paper apocalypse like in 2020
Lord_Hosk: You just put in a trash can what more do they want?
TXC2: have me take a dump and pretend it's coprolite Kappa
JeysieC: Our janitors are going to rebel soon.
jessicaengle: Godspeed, Terry
jessicaengle: o7
bytecaster: SnakPak?
Jundinator: But has anybody been struck with Irritable Trowel?
spo8n: SnackPak_ redeemed Negative Museum Event 150
Juliamon: SnackPak
incslayer: i started your donation drive
ExachixKitsune: lmao
ExachixKitsune: everyone. Everyone is messing with you
LadyLockwood92: SnitchChat goin' strong
SnackPak_: at least I get coffee
Foxmar320: Ive seen worse toilets. I worked at Walmart
BorealMage: Are there captions for those?
jessicaengle: We're learning!
Jundinator: The PA announcements are quite good
TXC2: WASH YOUR HANDS ME!
spo8n: nobody washes hands
Foxmar320: Didn't wash hands. Gross
djalternative: osha has no authority here
gsyhiap: @txc2 LUL
Lord_Hosk: your mods are so filthy
TehAmelie: something something game abstractions
accountmadeforants: They're absorbing the hygiene by osmosis, because of their proximity to the trash can and the sinks
Foxmar320: Look I had to poop and the bathroom is so far away
Juliamon: You hire a Florida Man, you get a Florida Man
Jundinator: Is lrrbot home?
TehAmelie: there's thieves? oh no, our giant footprint is in danger
Foxmar320: Exactly, they got what they didn't pay for :p
Juliamon: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
Boopity: YES
SnackPak_: excited for some Kathleen names
bytecaster: Exciting!
RebekahWSD: Excited!
Jundinator: What job will we assign @lrrbot ?
KaleidoscopeMind: we get to find out about Kathleen's blorbos??
bytecaster: Love rock
TehAmelie: is there some kind of decorative benches? that would hit two birds in one
Juliamon: no steppy on snecko
ElCoggins: is that donation stand off by one?
RandomTrivia: Snecko by the front door so everyone that comes in immediately gets confused
ExachixKitsune: Snecko? more like snek-no
Jundinator: So where are we putting the Black Lotus exhibit @loadingreadyrun
KeytarCat: off by one
Foxmar320: Look im going as fast as I can
Juliamon: LRRbot should be a ticketer
Jundinator: LRRbot
Voidhawk42: Gotta spend money to make money
jessicaengle: @RandomTrivia But, snek is historical.
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 131 months, currently on a 131 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Saintnex! (Today's storm count: 53)
ExachixKitsune: wow game
RandomTrivia: Game pls
Juliamon: LRRbot
Jundinator: LRRBOT
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Saintnex: lol
incslayer: LRRBOT
KaleidoscopeMind: so she's cheaper despite being more qualified?
Cptasparagus: bots dont need salaries
TehAmelie: Lrrbot definitely works at a discount
EvilBadman: No mods, no masters
Boopity: @KaleidoscopeMind Accurate
dumbo3k: LRRBOT is incredibly loyal, and definitely doesn't get paid
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know you're very blue?
Foxmar320: So you put the most chaotic people at the front desk?
TXC2: lrr boit
Saintnex: I liked that I contributed it LRRbots ascension lol
Jundinator: !sir
LordZarano: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4921: "When life gives you foreigners, make foreign aid!" —Ian [2018-04-25]
TehAmelie: aah, sitting spaces, feels relaxing just to know they're there
LadyLockwood92: You could put a Donation Stand between the two ticket booths?
JeysieC: Honestly it seems the visitors are proper British folks anyway and know how to queue.
offbeatwitch: the hell kind of helicopter is that
MungoDude: ah, the museum qwopter
bytecaster: Are we the british museum?
Nigouki: ooooh, we get to do the actual looting too?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: do we need to hire an expeditionaire?
jessicaengle: lrrSIG
ExachixKitsune: The lesson is: run
Marvoleath: Globtrotter one time
bytecaster: Oh no, the redemptions for events are so cheap.
Juliamon: They're cheap but on a cooldown
jessicaengle: @bytecaster And the cooldown is so long!
Sarah_Serinde: even if they were expensive redemptions, chat has a *lot* of channel points saved up
TehAmelie: i have 1.5 million points :3
Juliamon: also Sarah is here for the next mod position
RebekahWSD: Greeeeasy
Sarah_Serinde: oh no I've been spotted :P
Diabore: 1k for seven days? sign me up
RebekahWSD: Quick, flee Sarah_Serinde, before you're given a second job! XD
TehAmelie: revision: 1,569,695. chuckles
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde don't worry, I was up first :p
Sarah_Serinde: @RebekahWSD 3rd at least :P
Foxmar320: Run Sarah they got me taking tickets!
RebekahWSD: :D
WalrusOntheCourt: Never trust anyone with that size of tie.
Boopity: Mods blink twice if you're being pressured into this hazing ritual /s
dumbo3k: the speed is at the bottom
jessicaengle: I hope "greasy fields" has pizza.
Diabore: getting to the choppa
TehAmelie: pizza and dinosaur souls
ExachixKitsune: Oh I'm in the middle of my monthly breakdown right now /hj
BorealMage: I mean, you *could* block the path to the toilets...
Foxmar320: Please another toilet! It took me so long to go poop
Boopity: "We can't block the path to the toilets" she said menacingly
bytecaster: Looking forward to the all toilet museum
Defrost: Is a toilet really that needed??
djalternative: a museum of functional toilets
Juliamon: Defrost is next mod
Foxmar320: Can I get a plant then if no toilet?
gsyhiap: Well it's not like you need sinks in the toilets, noone seems to use them anyway...
jessicaengle: @bytecaster Kathleen did a bit on Showcase Showdown about a ben pan museum.
TehAmelie: a tight gathering of ferns, much cheaper than a bathroom
pleonasticTautology: can we get a margaret thatcher exhibit if no toilet?
silent_sol: how is chat interacting with the game?
pleonasticTautology: @silent_sol you can spend channel points to cause Events
Juliamon: silent_sol Points redemptions (on a global cooldown)
IbunWest: An actual use for channel points?
TXC2: click on the channel points icon under chat, then scroll down for it
Marvoleath: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: at least we didn't hire the one who gets extra injured
silent_sol: neat
jessicaengle: FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: Buzz buzz
Juliamon: haha buzz
pleonasticTautology: i'd expect a bee to have more buzz
silent_sol: bees!
dumbo3k: The Honeyed Bee has Buzz?
RandomTrivia: Of course a bee generates buzz
RebekahWSD: Not the beeeees!
Sarah_Serinde: that's a big bee
pleonasticTautology: all of us running for the same joke and bonking our heads like we're the 3+ stooges
jessicaengle: Superior bee.
Juliamon: that joke was low-hanging fruit, to be fair
TXC2: insects were bigger in the past
WalrusOntheCourt: I think you should flood the museum with live bees to help make the experience more immersive.
Defrost: Really let them beeeeee
silent_sol: giant B
jessicaengle: Genuflect, you mean
LadyLockwood92: Reflect on your mortali-bee.
TehAmelie: i understand in our world it's extremely unlikely a piece of amber larger than like, a hand, still exists without being owned by millionaires, especially ones with intact bugs in. but fakes are very common
Jundinator: So when are we getting an ultra expensive black lotus exhibit
Boopity: @pleonasticTautology Honestly the very unified humor environment of both LRR itself and the chat is part of the appeal for me
pleonasticTautology: @Boopity oh same but it's also funny
Saintnex: I like the info stand beside the benches tbh
silent_sol: can u trap a visitor with the furniture?
EvilBadman: The race to redeem event is wild lol
Foxmar320: VIP just in time for worms
Jundinator: Btw every time we redeem an event you earn spendium
pleonasticTautology: you do have a star fossil? to the left of the f o o t
Marvoleath: their dabbing, their opinion does not matter ;P
BorealMage: Isn't the star fossil on the left?
RebekahWSD: That *is* children
TehAmelie: if you were told that was made of honey, wouldn't you want to lick it?
TXC2: can we make the janitors stick to one area?
Defrost: Staff get breaks??
Juliamon: man I wish I had a bandage box
SquareDotCube: If you build a wall.why not block off the empty section of the museum so the janitor doesn't head the?
Foxmar320: I need to poop! Make way!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TXC2: Staff room next to the toilets, just like I always did in Theme hospital
measureofhope: Fell asleep to Serge building a farm, woke up to Serge and Kathleen building a museum ...*squints* wait this isn't Minecraft, how many raids deep am I?
Saintnex: Welp, sorry mods :p
LordZarano: Spared no expense
BorrowedFacts: Funny how staff got sick less in Two Point Hospital
lamina5432: is that an iron lung?
TehAmelie: heck, we're still staying above six figures of budget
CuteTeaGoat: needs some motivational posters
LadyLockwood92: That second couch placement feels weird to me.
TXC2: two couches, a tv, and never ever add the pool table, that was the Theme hospital tech
TehAmelie: great windows
SquareDotCube: arches are exterior windows
KaleidoscopeMind: "windows"
Defrost: I love unrefrigirated meat, def not why staff keeps getting sick
NorthstarTex: We're causing so many messes in so little time
TehAmelie: a janitor with a literal cleanliness aura?
Saintnex: heheheh
Sarah_Serinde: ^
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Foxmar320: I keep trying to hit the negative event but chat is too fast
GirlPainting: I volontier as tribute!
Sarah_Serinde: They triggered that negative one
Saintnex: I in fact did lol
SymphonySolstice: causing problems? on purpose? never
MungoDude: I did the random one
GhostValv: D:
spethycakes: much akin to the Eye of Sauron
accountmadeforants: lrrHERE
EvilBadman: do not perceive me
ofstrife: twitch chat is a jobs program, got it
RebekahWSD: Ia! IA! EYE OF KATHLEENTHULU!
TehAmelie: i can say i wasn't not trying to cause an event
Feriority: Is the star thing you have not a star fossil?
Nickiatori: Chat I am back from my bike ride, did 11 kms
TXC2: Nickiatori congrats
spethycakes: Imagine if I got a job here before my current job search
TheAwkes: 150 to trigger an event? That's 10,000 events!
Graham_LRR: give ‘em the gear
LadyLockwood92: I'm trying to get the positive events, but I'm not fast enough T^T
jessicaengle: You can make me a janitor, I'll take a metaphorical bullet for science
TXC2: I make no promises
LadyLockwood92: Oh hey @graham_lrr
SymphonySolstice: good luck soldi- I mean, valued employee
Foxmar320: Good luck TXC2
TXC2: Foxmar320 thank you
Saintnex: I would love to see someone attempt to steal the giant bee lol
Nickiatori: woah whats Graham doing here I didnt know he watched LRR
Feriority: If someone walks off with any of those exhibits I'll be very impressed.
Foxmar320: Meanwhile im still taking tickets and have to poop
Sarah_Serinde: good luck asking that of chat :P
A_Dub888: No more fi- have you MET chat??
TXC2: chat with NO filth? Serge honey please
GirlPainting: I hereby apply for a Job at your museum. I am mostly sleepy, can cook and only litter twice a week!
TehAmelie: that's some solid micromanagement
SnackPak_: it's a nap chamber
Saintnex: Oh that looks amazing?
Foxmar320: TXC2 welp
Nickiatori: professer ricky? I hate that guy
spethycakes: @SnackPak_ if we're napping, we can't litter
TXC2: "pick him up and drag him" yeap got that a lot in school :p
TehAmelie: we want them to go on many expeditions, it'll pay off fast
Boopity: LUL
Foxmar320: Helix!
Juliamon: PraiseIt
bytecaster: Just once, I want a box to just contain an Overwatch skin
MrSarkhan: Praise helix!
Veggiekeks: PraiseIt
Radjack: Praise Helix!
TehAmelie: i mean, healing them will pay off fast
LadyLockwood92: I think going in the healing box would fix me tbh.
spethycakes: PraiseIt
NorthstarTex: Praise Helix!
UnknownFriday: Praise Helix!
Bugberry: Praise Helix
TXC2: nice I got the correct fosil from mt Moon
MrSarkhan: PraiseIt PraiseIt
accountmadeforants: Honey Bees are known appreciators of symmetry
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Kathleen and Serge
Saintnex: take care @TXC2 !
BorealMage: The Ikea maze
bytecaster: But TXC, you are still on shift in the museum
PaintingWithFariss: Is that new display off by one?
TXC2: bytecaster I can sleep on the job Kappa
GirlPainting: can you unlook more decorations maybe?
spethycakes: Rib Row sounds ominous
KeytarCat: It looked like you could add more info stands? I think I saw 1/3 over the exhibits
LadyLockwood92: I think you need to wait for the helicopter to come back.
Sarah_Serinde: is it the map you see when you start expeditions?
ghyllnox: Ribbed for your treasure
Sarah_Serinde: ah :D
spethycakes: job application: post
Boopity: They're... in _the machine_
Sarah_Serinde: I could travel
GirlPainting: meme o/ pick me plz ^^
GirlPainting: i have 2 healthy cidneys
Sarah_Serinde: Defrost has been around
Saintnex: I wonder who is getting picked lol
satyropodobny: Is there "It belongs in the museum!" penalty jar
SymphonySolstice: nice smelling face is definitely A Trait
Defrost: @Sarah_Serinde I'm ok people not smelling my face :P
TehAmelie: at this rate you may have to promote some new mods :)
RandomTrivia: Sarah throwing Defrost under the bus :D
Sarah_Serinde: @Defrost that is fair
Sarah_Serinde: @RandomTrivia After I volunteered :P
bytecaster: Big Dog! Big Dog!
Feriority: Definitely the dog
spethycakes: Today I learned that dinosaurs were just Big Dogs
SnackPak_: duDudu duDudu duDudu
Boopity: Big dog!
spo8n: tasty bones!
SymphonySolstice: duDudu ?
RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde That's fair, you dragged them under the bus *with* you :D
TehAmelie: so much to do, so much to see
Foxmar320: Looking at all the hazards makes me happy im just running the ticket desk
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spethycakes: I think Sandstorm counts as Electronica
LordZarano: duDudu
bytecaster: Lets hope Sarah can avoid the Hellhole
Sarah_Serinde: @bytecaster please, I'm done with my day job for today, I don't need to go back :P
Foxmar320: Oh good, three hazards
Sarah_Serinde: those are a lot of unhappy faces up there
Foxmar320: Good luck Sarah
mister_nibbles: what are these events, sugarcane?
accountmadeforants: Hail, hail, Ser Vey Scanner
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure it'll be fine
Sarah_Serinde: phew, I just left the building :P
NorthstarTex: Why not?
Foxmar320: I keep needing to poop but I never get to go on break
Saintnex: so much poops
Feriority: @Sarah_Serinde I don't think the helicopter has a bathroom...
CuteTeaGoat: Only hug the exhibits in moderation
Foxmar320: Just like the
Foxmar320: Sims
accountmadeforants: Kathleen and Serge, Didney Worl Reimagineers.
TehAmelie: note to self: decorate whole museum like the Overlook Hotel
accountmadeforants: I think the bee would appreciate the hexagons
satyropodobny: the bestagons!
TehAmelie: did i see you could sell the whole building for 75,000? seems risky
satyropodobny: NOOOOO! they cover plane so inefficiently!
shushu2539: can you hire ben stiller as the night watchman?
Saintnex: Oh I love that idea Kathleen
Foxmar320: I agree, walkways should be the base tile
NorthstarTex: eye dropper?
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne ?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How can this happen? To Kathleen of all people?
gsyhiap: lrrBartleby
Boopity: "Gaining experience without warning" sounds very threatening
TehAmelie: suddenly, you become accomplished!
Foxmar320: !museum
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measureofhope: I have to say, every time I gained experience without warning, it has not been a pleasant time.
Saintnex: I wonder if our floor layout would benefit from more walls?
TehAmelie: like the song Moonlight Shadow, kinda
Redbassist: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: Did Sarah make it back with no injuries?
bytecaster: Sarah is back!
Sarah_Serinde: woo!
Boopity: Woo!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm competent!
RandomTrivia: Good job, Sarah! FBtouchdown
baltimore_667083: yay!
Foxmar320: A true pro
gsyhiap: Good job Sarah!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
MrSarkhan: Sarah is just built different
Saintnex: noice
Feriority: And you went to the most dangerous expedition yet
KeytarCat: Sharp[ontop!
accountmadeforants: Sharpontops, eloquent
bytecaster: Sarah forgot to bring the head
satyropodobny: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
TehAmelie: an incomplete dinosaur skeleton is still a good exhibit, tbf
RandomTrivia: That position was meant to be
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Irratiable trowel...?
Juliamon: no, not the trowel again
Boopity: This space was made for it wow
Sarah_Serinde: @bytecaster look I'm ace, it's not my thing
RebekahWSD: Irritable trowel!!!
Saintnex: the near constant poops, and nope
mister_nibbles: nope
gsyhiap: Nope
MrSarkhan: Nope
RebekahWSD: I think we need to look into trowel safety
Foxmar320: I need a bucket next to my counter just for poop
Earthenone: !point
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MungoDude: I don't think I've heard game audio all stream
measureofhope: no, all is quiet
NorthstarTex: Nope
Invitare: do they all eat at the same restaurant and it's terrible?
baltimore_667083: there we go
quton: hit the M
mister_nibbles: some kind of hotkey
RandomTrivia: There's some nice room tone behind you when you talk, though :D
shushu2539: time to inspect the kitchen
gsyhiap: M for map mute
Boopity: O-Oh...
Saintnex: huh
TehAmelie: i never even noticed!
Feriority: @Invitare I think you're on to something. The snack table in the staff room is suspicious
Boopity: Luckily audio isn't too important for this game, so I didn't even notice LUL
Defrost: Marvo from my shows?
accountmadeforants: I feel like you would need a first aid kit for a place called Snake Bite
TehAmelie: you'd think sending two people at once could accomplish even more
KeytarCat: Skeleton has 4 info slots
TehAmelie: teamwork and stuff
satyropodobny: beetwen two ferns
LadyLockwood92: Rouge Angles of Satin
Boopity: They are actively designing
Defrost: Kathleen wouldn't destroy your herringbone
RebekahWSD: The aesthetic in these games is the mostest
TheAwkes: Can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture?
Boopity: Oh it's a DOOR
Foxmar320: Oh nice
Sarah_Serinde: I agree with these priorities :D
TehAmelie: i just remembered, there's a promotional link to the game or something right?
Earthenone: !sponsoled
gsyhiap: !museum
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silent_sol: we need more stream of serge and kat do decorating together
accountmadeforants: The people laying those tiles definitely got real upset at having to make so many cuts in these massive 1x1m tiles :D
Foxmar320: Needs more fire now foxmarBURN
Boopity: Moderate lushness only
Saintnex: YES Serge YES
Boopity: YES
satyropodobny: Tremble mortals, for we are rich in foliage!
Boopity: And boy were you _cooking_
accountmadeforants: Too busy working on the scenery to make money
shushu2539: those footprints will freak out the new janitors
Earthenone: do we need to hire people to water the ferns?
Defrost: I used to Serge ;)
TehAmelie: ironically, they're plastic plants
bytecaster: Just make a long death tunnel to the exit!
Saintnex: just a straight wall corridor to the exit?
LadyLockwood92: Nah, they've been leaving out of the entrance door.
ExachixKitsune: RIP D3fr0st's name
Boopity: :O
Boopity: Im sorry?
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QuixoticScrivener: nothing can go wrong in the little shop
Earthenone: !pride
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Foxmar320: More poooooop! lrrGARBO
RandomTrivia: Should we... "haveacafe"?
SymphonySolstice: lamina: sponsor of poops
satyropodobny: is it gift or jift shop
BorealMage: Just block the exit with the gift shop cash register :)
Boopity: At what point does this become regular bowel movement, and stop being an issue?
lamina5432: only a proponent of chaos all events all the time
EvilBadman: @lamina5432 with a 10m lockout maybe let other folks redeem?
Boopity: Let him cook
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Genius
bytecaster: Are we playing a tower defense now?
Boopity: LUL
NimrodXIV: evil
TheAwkes: Tower defense museum
shushu2539: cool mandatory maze/gift shop
Strebenherz: this is just retail
Defrost: Serge deep down playing a tower defense game
satyropodobny: This is like a library in 2 point campus
accountmadeforants: This is capitalism
gsyhiap: This is merchandising!
morgoth_bauglyr: merch jail
Mishapp53: gotta love the Tower Defense gift shop
Voidhawk42: This is Lawful Evil
TehAmelie: gotta tank their entire wallet
Strebenherz: This is just retail design. go to jail for reinventing capitalism
silent_sol: Mps, marketing per second
SquareDotCube: Think of it as the anti-air tower
Mazrae: Serge, asking Kathleen if this is too Chaotic, she is the queen of Chaos
bytecaster: The CEO said we needed a maze, so we added a maze
iris_of_ether: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
accountmadeforants: "Vending machines for the staff" that's so dire
BorealMage: As dictated by Serge at corporate
measureofhope: Don't forget bins
TehAmelie: secret room!
bytecaster: Secret room!
bytecaster: We should put an easter egg in that room
TehAmelie: jinx
morgoth_bauglyr: staff toilet
RandomTrivia: Secret room, secret hole
Dog_of_Myth: That's just a break room
Mazrae: Those are supply closets
Defrost: Add a toiler by the checkout so people need to go through the gift shop to poop
satyropodobny: have you tried turning autosnapping off?
bytecaster: Maybe because of the wall intersection?
Boopity: Madness
incslayer: il gladly man the gift shop
bytecaster: We could always add a bathroom gift shop later
Feriority: I don't think your irritable trowel staff will be very happy about that >.>
SymphonySolstice: uh oh giftiessss
Boopity: We're just inventing hostile architecture now
NorthstarTex: Zoomies
JeysieC: Honestly I would play a tower defense game that was themed as retail.
MungoDude: was that me?
Saintnex: I remember it being MungoDude
Boopity: LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MungoDude: fantastic
Redbassist: lrrLUL
iris_of_ether: Oh no
NorthstarTex: living the dream*
bytecaster: Stacking those shelves must be really fun
Foxmar320: I need water
KeytarCat: Cheese Gibbons??
Strebenherz: @Boopity on the plus side it's just hostile to EVERYONE equally :P
Defrost: Kathleen you got slack on a side screen? We can keep a list updated if you do :P
Boopity: @Strebenherz I'll that that silver lining LUL
Mazrae: Those hidden rooms are asset storage space
bytecaster: People from the outside try to look in and just see the back of a vending machine
Sarah_Serinde: hey chat if you've already gotten a few of the redemptions maybe let other people have a chance at them now
Redbassist: No sunlight, only drink
Boopity: Sarah the goat
Saintnex: bad news, they are leaving through the front door
Boopity: (the statement still stands)
satyropodobny: It belongs in a museum!
Redbassist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Now that skeleton is getting a head! lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: are they prehistoric giant earthworms?
Orestes290: Really need to stagger lunches
bytecaster: Imagine having Inrritable Trowel and then going on an adventure.
Defrost: I wonder if more events unlock as you get further
CaptainSpam returns from a meeting
KaleidoscopeMind: 50% of the museum is for poops
TehAmelie: just leave your trowel at home
Boopity: LUL
gsyhiap: 💩
CaptainSpam: Your janitors might just be busy cleaning up monobeasts, too.
bytecaster: 225 almost buys a bench
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satyropodobny: Capitalism, ho!
SymphonySolstice: plushie stand irresistable
bytecaster: You get to multiclass at level 5
Defrost: Is level 5 janitor like level 5 mtg judge??
Foxmar320: They have two training slots
measureofhope: Level 5 janitors have seen some shit
LadyLockwood92: I mean...in BG3 you can be a Rogue at *any* point.
Sarah_Serinde: !museum
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Foxmar320: Sarah should go so she gets some XP
gsyhiap: ^
MungoDude: Sarah only needs 50 more XP to level up
CaptainSpam: Love the continuity of "Nice Smelling Face" being a perk.
measureofhope: You still have the weird little corner in the gift shop where the wall can be expanded
Boopity: So I'm wondering... does nice smelling face include teeth?
Foxmar320: That could be the training room
EvilBadman: What if innovative solution
Sarah_Serinde: yeahhh same
bytecaster: Can we put a staff door on a regular wall?
Boopity: I typically build r/malelivingspace style things in games like these, so it's really satisfying to see people who actually have an eye for things do this LUL
Defrost: Bigger gift shop!
satyropodobny: you can totally move that entrance in the building editing menu
Saintnex: staff requests a vending machine?
bytecaster: Can we have a window into the gift shop, preferably one-way!
Juliamon: For filing our grievances
measureofhope: Filing cabinet for enrichment
Boopity: I _love_ the way the items wibble as you move them around while placing them
Cptasparagus: a busload of children seems like 0 donations and a lot of problems
SymphonySolstice: got one in
TehAmelie: filing cabinets, the Scroll Lock button of offices. we put them in cause we have always had them even though no one's sure what they're for
Foxmar320: I need somewhere to file my sadness
satyropodobny: ah, good old injury nook
ACluelessBull: if you get a papercut while filing paperwork is that *more* paperwork for you?
SymphonySolstice: that's where you write down your grievances against your coworkers
BorealMage: Yeah, they need the bench, that gift shop must be exhausting
Strebenherz: twitch chat doing the devil's work. good good
bytecaster: For those after commerce poops
Mazrae: Time to expand for poops
gsyhiap: It's an apoopalypse
Foxmar320: They must pass the gift shop before poops
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satyropodobny: can we fit another donation box there
Strebenherz: No no, charge extra for the window shutters
SymphonySolstice: LUL
TehAmelie: after the fifth time everyone in the building gets a case of "i gotta poop RIGHT NOW" at the same time as all the toilets break, i might start thinking my world is ruled by some capricious gamers
iris_of_ether: We've all had those days
LordZarano: Just realized, all the bathrooms are gender neutral, nice
Foxmar320: Make way for poops
satyropodobny: It belongs in a museum!
pleonasticTautology: @Foxmar320 gotta poops today
SymphonySolstice: poops today...poops tomorrow....poops every day
Boopity: Something something desire path
spo8n: did they make the gift shop the only exit yet?
MungoDude: I think the gift shop might be blocked on the end of that last shelf?
Strebenherz: Dinobooty
TehAmelie: the thagomizer
bytecaster: Bee!
MungoDude: @spo8n yes, all non-staff must pass through it to get to the exit
SymphonySolstice: paleontology is bones and stuff
measureofhope: paleontology is studying ancient life
bytecaster: The map is called the bone belt
iris_of_ether: Natural History is like crystals and bones, yeah?
Sarah_Serinde: put me in coach
Boopity: Temporarily trapped in the gift shop
MalFnord: I think the game might focus on fossils because there are... implications in sending people out to dig stuff up?
Foxmar320: Still need a training room
TehAmelie: could you just put washrooms gated behind the staff only area?
KaleidoscopeMind: you can put a staff room in front of the washroom
CaptainSpam: I think you CAN assign a restroom to be staff-only, if Hospital and Campus are anything to go by.
Foxmar320: Sarah speed running this
SymphonySolstice: sarah zoomin
Defrost: Could you put the washroom entrance in the staff room for staff washrooms?
Boopity: Damn
SquareDotCube: Yeah, Hospital did have staff-only washrooms, you may need to check room settings
Mazrae: Should you lvl up your staff/assign perks to those who just hit lvl 5??
satyropodobny: It belongs in a museum!
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TehAmelie: the fossils are just falling over themselves to get to Sarah
Strebenherz: Amazing
Feriority: LMAO
Foxmar320: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Boopity: LUL
pleonasticTautology: same kathleen
MrSarkhan: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrDARK
Foxmar320: Kathleen :D
bytecaster: Ancient Save Button
Redbassist: lrrWOW lrrLUL
MalFnord: oh lord I feel old
gsyhiap: LUL
Strebenherz: pfffffft
Boopity: Primordial weed
NightValien28: I am offended of how accurate that is
LathosTiran: i send you a D pick on my floppy D, please respond
bytecaster: The floppy disk as the center piece, I like it!
Mai_Andra: the herringbone! NotLikeThis
A_Dub888: !is that a mantrack?
Foxmar320: foxmarBURN foxmarSTAB
Boopity: Ohhhh yesssss
SymphonySolstice: oh no foxmar you're just gonna make yourself poop again
accountmadeforants: I still think the Bee deserves hexagon tiles
Foxmar320: @SymphonySolstice :D
satyropodobny: the feeling of ordering henchmen around <3
Boopity: Ok but I kinda love that??
bytecaster: It also need to be moved up a little, the bee right?
JeysieC: aesthetic
Foxmar320: Muhahahaaaa
accountmadeforants: Hell yeah, paying my own wages
Boopity: We already _have_ toilet terror here even without that
Invitare: we get it you're Vape
bytecaster: The three twitch events every 10 minutes might not help
JeysieC: Janitor Simulator
gsyhiap: Everyone's a janitor!
spo8n: me!
pleonasticTautology: please me?
KaleidoscopeMind: 2point bathroom
LordZarano: Big museum near me has the gift shop off to one side in the lobby. Also they have a piece of the moon that was picked up by Apollo astronauts
Strebenherz: kathleen is the best
spo8n: <3
pleonasticTautology: (i did send a positive effect but it got missed)
Fe1ix66: Only if they're a toilet terror
MrSarkhan: Feel free to use me if you need a name.
Boopity: The call came from within the house
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Redbassist: lrrLUL
AtomicAlchemical: Be active in chat???
Foxmar320: You won't let me go on break!
gualdhar: make me the most useless employee please
Foxmar320: foxmarSTAB
ACluelessBull: huds601Sad
TheAwkes: I did just recently apply to work at a real museum that I'm waiting to hear back from.
TehAmelie: maybe it's time to raise tickets eh
JeysieC: I *am* a caretaker, that's janitor with extra steps.
bytecaster: We are loosing money, despite the shop maze?
CaptainSpam: Despite what the game is warning you about, I feel you may have too many janitors.
Redbassist: Only a monthly breakdown? In this economy?
SquareDotCube: have you considered... a trash can?
Boopity: This business runs more like a public bathroom with a small museum attached to it
measureofhope: Losing money? Sounds like a museum.
KaleidoscopeMind: chat should unionize
accountmadeforants: "Help me budget this, $500 electricity, $5000 museum displays, $500,000,000 janitors"
Foxmar320: Those are not the faces of happy staff
CaptainSpam: There's a button for "Satisfy All Pay Requests".
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
Feriority: I'm less sure I want a job here now >.>
lightfut: If you're making money on staff wages I have questions
Saintnex: staff politely asking for a raise to meet cost of living increases lol
LordZarano: @accountmadeforants Have to cut the electricity I guess
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of that school building simulator that ended up being mostly designing a support system for dealing with student poops and trash
AtomicAlchemical: Making money on staff wages? We call those Grad Students
RandomTrivia: Serge no!
accountmadeforants: I did fill all those donation boxes before I started working here.
Boopity: @TehAmelie Oh right, the one they played on Talking Simulator right? That was a hoot
Chaotically_Random: Thats how it works for LRR right, you guy's pay Graham and Paul ?
TehAmelie: yep
ztghostie: !schedule
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JeysieC: Vending Machine Alley
lamina5432: It's only the natural result of a LRR run museum
Defrost: People are thirsty time to add an anime wing of the museum
LathosTiran: the vending machine has jiggle physics Kappa
gsyhiap: Apparently it's normal for the entire staff to need a poop at the same time though...
RandomTrivia: Tough prehistoric grass
Boopity: @Defrost If your museum doesn't have dinosaur gijinkas, don't even talk to me
RandomTrivia: *touch
TehAmelie: i want to be able to lean back
BorealMage: ^
CaptainSpam: MAX FLUSH
Feriority: The ones next to the bathroom need to be flush
Redbassist: Lots of flushing this game
accountmadeforants: One of those vending machines wasn't flush against the wall
SquareDotCube: I wonder if they brought back the classic salty/sugary vending combo here too
KaleidoscopeMind: also want the toilets to flush
Mai_Andra: appropriate for the ferns outside the toilets xivCactuar
Foxmar320: Maybe staff training will make us happy
TehAmelie: children are broke, though. i bet they won't buy anything
JeysieC: Children in this game have a bizarrely large amount of money to spend from what I've seen watching it streamed.
Boopity: It's giving a little bit of dune popcorn bucket
TehAmelie: oh haha
accountmadeforants: We need three more so we can make a star out of star fossils
KaleidoscopeMind: gotta fix toilet to use toilet
Cptasparagus: this is reminding me of when Cameron and Cori tried to make a school and everyone ended up pooping outside
Foxmar320: Dude was on break!
accountmadeforants: Enough janitors that people can just start shitting on the floor and it'll work out
letsbelgo: oi
ACluelessBull: raemysAshley it'll get taken care of somehow
MungoDude: it was at Cranial
lamina5432: we worked hard causing toilet clogs
bytecaster: All I have learned today is that chat is great at clogging toilets
Boopity: @bytecaster You only learned that _today_? Kappa
Foxmar320: I have double poops!
JeysieC: lmao
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: oh NO
SnackPak_: I love having job security
letsbelgo: khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick
accountmadeforants: seabatDance
Redbassist: lrrLUL lrrLUL
JeysieC: This museum is cursed.
bytecaster: Poops, poops everywhere
CommiePuddin: We are the worst people.
BorealMage: poopageddon
Chaotically_Random: This is why we can't have nice things!
7gorobei: somebody didnt wash their hands
Sarah_Serinde: benginChaos
Saintnex: job security baby
Boopity: I think this city may have a food poisoning issue
gsyhiap: Poopnado warning
Invitare: people need to stop eating at that restaurant all at the same time
accountmadeforants: I think we need to buy hazmat suits for our janitors
CommiePuddin: Chat renamed to drizzling poops
bo_brinkman: Fyre Festival Philosophy
Foxmar320: I think I see poop on the floor
MrSarkhan: Oh no I sent a school bus of children into that mess.
TehAmelie: in a thousand years they'll uncover this museum from a layer of smelly dirt
CaptainSpam: Maybe if we had the option to increase the cost of events to, say, 150k or so, given our surplus of points... :D
bytecaster: No poop boost
lamina5432: I feel like something was accomplished here
satyropodobny: quickly send more children
Wolfstrike_NL: No plugs to top the poops
Feriority: Is that bus full of kids all stuck outside waiting for the ticket sellers?
letsbelgo: I forgot this game out. I played the other games in the two point
Boopity: Unfortunately chat won't be able to save you for another 6 minutes (at which point we will also inevitably bash you over the head as well :D)
accountmadeforants: The timings are queued so that the Positive event is available first, then random, then negative. You'll always get the good news first :D
Sarah_Serinde: @CaptainSpam Honestly, that probably wouldn't make much difference
Gaelan_Maestro: how does one start an event?
Sarah_Serinde: Chat can contribute benginChaos by using channel points, but everything has a cooldown
bytecaster: All we ever seem to contribute is XP, children or poop.
ACluelessBull: foxmar finally gets a break
TehAmelie: you've got to beat everyone else in chat in about 10 minutes so, not very easily
ghizmou: those employees just don't appreciate our interior decorating skills
Feriority: Me!
asddsa28: me
gsyhiap: Me
pleonasticTautology: me
drachenfells: me
accountmadeforants: Need to be nimble to get back from the toilet fast
Strebenherz: me
Feriority: <3
KaleidoscopeMind: moo
ACluelessBull: @KaleidoscopeMind moo
gsyhiap: Darn my slow fingers
Strebenherz: also kathleen is the best
Redbassist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I feel like the redeems all going off together probably isn't helping.
Sarah_Serinde: one of our Discord mods too
satyropodobny: it belongs in a museum!
Strebenherz: I remember the lesson of the panalysts, play to the judge :P
measureofhope: It's a sandshrew!
Boopity: Yeah, it's a fine enough system for a goofy one-off, but would otherwise probably require a more sophisticated design that's not really possible with the Twitch point system
Sarah_Serinde: @ScrapyardGhostTrain oh it definitely isn't :D
Sarah_Serinde: it also makes a difference how big your chat is and how many points are in the economy. It could go differently for smaller streams
Foxmar320: Plants always make people happy
KaleidoscopeMind: motivational poster? turtle rubber
BorealMage: Board meeting room: "Do you think a plant will make them happier?"
bytecaster: That's not how you eat a baguette
Boopity: Is there any chance the cooldowns could be edited right now? I imagine adding a few seconds to the second and third redeems would eventually offset the timing a bit
Foxmar320: Plants in the bathrooms?
Feriority: If the redemptions had a bit of random backoff so they offset timing that'd be pretty good, but I assume there isn't a way to do that
phoenixletmeuseadashd: three seashells obviously
TehAmelie: poetry posters on the back of the stall doors maybe
Juliamon: We don't have any control over the redemptions
Chaotically_Random: I mean bathrooms have wall things in Museums?
AtomicAlchemical: It's a museum, Serge. Themed bathrooms are a must
KaleidoscopeMind: bathroom needs dino plushie
Fe1ix66: Pretty sure bathroom decorations are just your phone
CaptainSpam: Click the room, there might be an "Edit" button that'll list the decorations available to that room.
spo8n: fire me?
bytecaster: Chat is getting fired
Juliamon: we're also 2 hours into the stream, so it's a bit late to mess with it anyway
lightfut: I require interesting things to stare at while I poop
Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon In general streamers have more control over them than mods, but I dunno if this is something they can mess with
TehAmelie: teamwork!
Boopity: Yeah, that's fair :D
Sarah_Serinde: Streamers are having too much fun playing the game anyway :P
LordZarano: Bathrooms need some nice thick carpets Kappa
satyropodobny: hey chat should we unionize
bytecaster: That VIP better look forward to pooping when the bad event rolls in
Foxmar320: Almost got all the twitch drops for this game now
KaleidoscopeMind: multiclass the janitors
TehAmelie: my salary is 8008, change nothing
SymphonySolstice: hehe
Juliamon: I was gonna dare chat to not redeem any negatives, but too late
Foxmar320: lol
SymphonySolstice: poops today \o/
Foxmar320: Poop time
Redbassist: lrrBartleby
mister_nibbles: so what im learning, this game looks fun, but not with an audience lol
Juliamon: Maybe with a smaller audience
pleonasticTautology: that reminds me of the beds hank and dean sleep in in the venture bros
TehAmelie: a train machine, eh
bytecaster: Can't block the door while filing
Sarah_Serinde: maybe with a smaller audience and less pausing, honestly. (I also want to play paused most of the time but it means events can't happen)
Redbassist: @pleonastictautology it gets hot in those beds I hear
ACluelessBull: "aerodynamic" are we getting flung out of windows
Juliamon: learn the ways of the wood, huh
Boopity: Oh yeah, I didn't even think of that. I guess pausing a lot technically means more redeems happen within a time period in-game
bytecaster: We'll get them with the plushies I'm sure
stippledotter: Just saw this was happening and me and my Public History almost MA got so *dang* hype
bytecaster: OnlyArms
satyropodobny: It belongs in a museum?
CaptainSpam: I think you can queue up more training before the previous one is finished.
Sarah_Serinde: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
Boopity: I am shocked by how invested in the evolution of this interior design I am
stippledotter: That accessioning were always so smooth
ACluelessBull: based on the picture, it was bitten by a giant plant?
gsyhiap: Ah yes, the aeronautical janitor
Boopity: Capitalism never fits the vibe
TehAmelie: janitors can do everything!
Boopity: This janitor is overqualified for their job
ACluelessBull: fixed it by hitting the empty space where the door is with a hammer! impressive
bytecaster: Sarah, are you feeling confident after a janitor fixed your heli?
ACluelessBull: oh boy
Sarah_Serinde: *so* confident
asddsa28: mwe'
empyreon: me :3
gsyhiap: Ooh
SymphonySolstice: mememe
drachenfells: me
MrPipboy3000: me
CaptainSpam: Are we SURE it's not Alex Dump? :D
Gaelan_Maestro: meeeeee
asddsa28: yay
SymphonySolstice: o7
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: Well I appreciate all of their proactiveness
Juliamon: These kinds of games just chew through hours
TehAmelie: it's been two or three months? even though all the pausing
Boopity: Most of the time was spent meticulously mulling over interior design decisions... in other words: time well spent
spo8n: is one day 5 seconds?
MungoDude: lower profit per unit, but more sales, so higher total profit
bytecaster: Brace for more poop
Sarah_Serinde: that would explain why expeditions are so fast
Feriority: Just exit through the helipad, like with any museum
bytecaster: No poop this time!
SymphonySolstice: uh oh pesties
Redbassist: Uh oh pests
Sarah_Serinde: temporary rather than sustained demand
TehAmelie: the old Theme Park trick. . .but where's the salty snacks we can make saltier?
MungoDude: I feel like pest infestations are less bad than poops
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, as per the Steam page, they once again made a native Linux version! That's nice of them.
Boopity: The helicopter broke... probably because it was "fixed" by a janitor
Foxmar320: So many poops
Anubis169: ooo, Theme-useum?
Strebenherz: such poop devastation
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take away chat's power? Naaaaaah.
Foxmar320: TXC2 has two slots
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I see you're using a Chinook helicopter. Those engines just choking on sand.
lamina5432: I think we need to hire james to dig a poop pit
Sarah_Serinde: btw chat, clicking the sponsor link is probably helpful to LRR, especially if you're going to wishlist or buy the game
Sarah_Serinde: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
Boopity: @CaptainSpam Oh neat. Always makes me inherently respect the devs more when they support Linux :D I know from personal experience that it's a bit of a pain
Sarah_Serinde: possibly even if you're not doing that, I don't know what stats they look at
CaptainSpam: You should be able to add decorative items to bathrooms.
Anubis169: LRRbot is pretty selfless
bytecaster: There is a monthly revenue field
Feriority: I assume conversions are the main stat they care about but they're probably also measuring clicks to the link too
Sarah_Serinde: LRRbot's a machine
Redbassist: o7 LRRbot
PMAvers: And hasn't gone on a rampage yet.
Foxmar320: LRRbot knows whats up
MungoDude: wait LRRbot's running the gift shop now? I guess I must be at the ticket booth then
Sarah_Serinde: @Feriority yeah that's my thought
Boopity: Get a drink right after you take a piss
SymphonySolstice: and LRRbot doesn't need to poop! [citation needed]
Saintnex: another ticket booth to increase visitors?
Redbassist: Cycle fluids
Feriority: @Boopity "Cycle fluids"
public_key_reveal_party: @symphonysolstice we don't know what Paul has in development though
bytecaster: @Sarah_Serinde It does only link to the Sega site and that side just links to a Standard steam page, so I doubt they can track anything besides people clicking on the "Buy Now" button, which I did.
Boopity: LUL @Redbassist @Feriority
PMAvers: "Convention Vending Machine Value"
RandomTrivia: Kathleen really embracing capitalism
MrSarkhan: They're supporting a good cause.
Feriority: That line's getting pretty long
Cptasparagus: charge for the bathrooms!
Boopity: @RandomTrivia I think we all embraced capitalism the moment Serge built that monstrosity of a gift shop in the middle
RandomTrivia: @Boopity You're absolutely right :D
RealGamerCow: !next
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (21m from now).
Strebenherz: thank you for this chaos
Foxmar320: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
SymphonySolstice: cute game!
GapFiller: huh no word on what Ian is actually doing on TTSF
SymphonySolstice: more poops than expected
bytecaster: @SymphonySolstice Our fault though
Foxmar320: Almost got all the Twitch Drops for this as well
pleonasticTautology is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 39 in the channel!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pteraspidomorphi!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, pleonasticTautology! Welcome to Pteraspidomorphi! (Today's storm count: 59)
Redbassist: Caused pests, clicked the link o7
gsyhiap: Thanks, Sega. Thega.
Foxmar320: !museum
LRRbot: Check out Two Point Museum for yourself here: https://gsght.com/c/ev5vbr
SymphonySolstice: GapFiller I think he's fixing cori's wacom USB port
Boopity: That was absolutely delightful
GapFiller: SymphonySolstice YES Cori mentioned that earlier in the week
Marvoleath: Please note that there is less pooping without Twitch chat
lamina5432: more poops
RealGamerCow: Popup ads
PMAvers: Museum by IKEA
MungoDude: this was fun, will you play this game again in future?
MalFnord: Route the exit through the gift shop
Marvoleath: !patreon
LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: I'll admit I didn't know anything about the Two Point franchise outside of seeing Hospital/Campus stuff pop up in the Prime Gaming dropdown every month, but now I'm actually intrigued.
gsyhiap: Free entry, charge them to leave.
Marvoleath: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
SymphonySolstice: LUL
Foxmar320: foxmarBURN
RandomTrivia: We helped!
RealGamerCow: The Two Point franchise is a good franchise
bytecaster: We have been influenced
Feriority: o/
TheAwkes: I would simply focus on ease of access and interpretative materials, and get operating budgets as much as possible from endowments and government funding.
Boopity: They're doing the influencing part of their jobs!
measureofhope: bye!
TehAmelie: it was fun!
Redbassist: Frogs gone lrrCrab
Boopity: So many "this was surprisingly fun" games on the channel lately
Boopity: I really enjoyed having two people design a space too. It was sort of like a "yes and" of interior design
Redbassist: Aesthetics are a good drive for gameplay honestly
MrSarkhan: Yes!
Sarah_Serinde: yesss
DeM0nFiRe: PogChamp
MrSarkhan: lrrDARK sergeHeart
TehAmelie: Animal Crossing maybe?
Redbassist: lrrBartleby yesss
Strebenherz: heck yeah team chaos vibes
Boopity: 👀
MrPipboy3000: The vibe of this stream was great
RandomTrivia: Kathleen's experience of Animal Crossing meshing flawlessly with Serge's time with Satisfactory
bo_brinkman: Kathleen + Serge "Now Kiss!" special?
Sarah_Serinde: benginChaos from chat, sergeOrder from the streamers
xantos69: I would love to see a "Serge and Kathleen optimize things" stream. The new Factorio calls to you.
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits.
lamina5432: new regular show idea " manage expectations"
Marvoleath: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Redbassist: lrrGibb lrrSHINE
measureofhope: Serge's streak continues, I'm buying the game
MungoDude: how secret is the secret podcast if it's pre-announced?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Kathleen and Serge! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: i'd be buying it if i had the money
MungoDude: I wishlisted it at least, since I can't afford it at the mo
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
Sarah_Serinde: I am afraid of losing entirely too many hours to it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Redbassist: lrrLUL
BorealMage: >:3
SymphonySolstice: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Juliamon: We know about the secret bathroom
Boopity: LUL
Redbassist: lrrGibb lrrGibb
GapFiller: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Sarah_Serinde: ah a rare occasion I appreciate being across the country from LRR
DarthRagnar815: amazonLUL
lamina5432: lrrSCOOP
SymphonySolstice: that's what the crapshots are for
PMAvers: The lrrSPOOP must flow, as they say.
Redbassist: Too spoop
TehAmelie: A Night in the Museum Bathroom
MungoDude: I had to rewatch the last half a minute of the stream, my toilet was too far away to hear clearly what was being said
v_nome: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).