TehAmelie: you can never tell what needs to be future proofed
TehAmelie: unless you get an oracle
RockPusher:
You should never buy Oracle. Only get prophesy from Seers. 
SquareDotCube: I dunno, they've been accused of propheteering
TXC2: title change!
RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5756: "Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains." —Beej [2019-01-23]
RockPusher: Look, if you want to nuzzle a train, you do you — just, please avoid any hot/sharp/pinchy bits
Sethalidos: !findquote Sonic
LRRbot: Quote #8575: "Now I can go fast. Now I Sonic. Oops. Me too fast become red. I Tails now." —Ian [2023-06-25]
TXC2: but knuckles was the red one
Sethalidos: it's Ian
TXC2: touché
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
TXC2:
GapFiller 
RockPusher:
Ian well known for not recognising celebrity faces and/or colours 
TheAinMAP:
RandomTrivia: Good shot GapFiller
Sethalidos: @rockpusher that image is deeply cursed
GapFiller: too busy keeping track of DST induced schedule changes to remember any stories this week
GapFiller: Chrono Tigger and Arabian PoGo
Juliamon: and AI bullshittery
GapFiller: was the ZZZ story in the episode itself or just the after party
TXC2: GapFiller is was the main show
TXC2: *it was
GapFiller: was it a Beej story?
GapFiller: gotta admit generally zoning out w/e Beej starts going off
Juliamon: no, Graham did it
GapFiller: (sorry Beej)
TXC2: I think Graham read that one
GapFiller: thats not better
Juliamon: because he talked about the awful Aloy AI thing as a segue
GapFiller: blame getting old playing merry havoc w/ the brain cells
GapFiller: not even 40 yet and my brain is already in this condition
TheAinMAP: Signal
RandomTrivia:
@GapFiller Are you sure the universe's clock speed isn't speeding up?
RandomTrivia:
!
TXC2: CONTACT
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lightfut: Pitch up!
raulghoulia: just watched Ashly Burch's insta video about AI Aloy
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RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #2821: "I really haven't seen Greninja in real life." —Heather [2016-06-15]
mtvcdm: hey
TXC2: prepare yourself before you prepare others
RockPusher: Am I prepared‽
TheAwkes: Je ne prepared pas.
Julian_Rogue: I'm just pared
RockPusher: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
RockPusher: I am prepared!
TXC2: TODAY!
GapFiller: MORE SLEEP!
Jillexie: zzzzzzz
TXC2: zzzzzzzzzz
SymphonySolstice:
TheAinMAP:
DeM0nFiRe:
mtvcdm: woooooo
RockPusher: Today on Chillpoint — Honk Shoe
TXC2: hello Heather, Paul and Beej
TehAmelie: i've done my part, i slept 12 hours
TheAinMAP: Does pi make you sleepy?
Akaiatana: Beej is working on 3 hours of sleep. He got mixed up again
e_bloc: the more outrageous the lie, the more likely people are to not think you made it up
LilyOfTheVeil666: I had a nap earlier today, so I was observing World Sleep Day at not realizing it
raulghoulia: there are no holinights. curious
GapFiller:
now when theyre animated are The Crew zzz's type people or snot bubble type people
mtvcdm: Oh, right, pi day, I... have had other stuff on my mind today and forgot about pi
GapFiller: importANT question that
TXC2: Amber alert, but to tell you to sleep
accountmadeforants: "IT IS 5AM AND YOU SHOULD BE IN BED!"
Going_Medium: but... it's Pi day.
Juliamon: TXC2 Ambien Alert
e_bloc: pi and sleep is the new netflix and chill
TXC2:
Juliamon 
accountmadeforants: Holy hell the World Sleep Council is the kinda shadowy cabal I could get behind
Going_Medium: Should I be eating Pi in bed today?
RockPusher: Regular Crispy Day LRL
TXC2: what even is arbour day?
e_bloc: look they need to make Regular Crispy day as a national holiday firsts
mtvcdm: Fine. Eat Trees Day
GapFiller: rice is regular yeh
BrindleBoar: Crisped Nonspecific Grain Day
SnackPak_: a bit
niccus: it's not /r/trees outside reddit
Akaiatana: What about Mirth day?
Going_Medium: April 22= earth day
RockPusher:
TheAinMAP: Two Point came before CheckPoint
mtvcdm: !discord
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TXC2:
it was the same time for me waking up and watching it on friday mourning 
accountmadeforants: Well... have you all died?
gnyrinn: It meant it was post bedtime in Europe.
GapFiller: those of us who typically watch it Friday morning were none the wiser re any changes to when the episode went up this week
RandomTrivia: The smoothest segue in history
SymphonySolstice: doesloadingreadyrunstillmakeanythingordidtheydie dot com
GapFiller: !fn
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO!
Akaiatana: Cheeri-OVAs
TXC2: Magic girl spoon
RandomTrivia: Or, wait, can we tie that into rice krispie day?
e_bloc: turn it into a POV FPS
raulghoulia: if they remaster Chrono Trigger, who voices Crono?
TXC2: e_bloc like Fallout
EvilBadman: I'd take the 2.5D ala Octopath, etc
EvilBadman: yeah
SquareDotCube: really the last time we got something similar was Blue Dragon, which certainly wasn't Chrono Trigger
e_bloc: @TXC2 exactly
Akaiatana: The road to helvetica is paved with good intentions.
GapFiller: have we got any recorded instances of digital destruction like w/ remastered movies
TheAwkes: A gothic font to show people speaking German.
SquareDotCube: The Squaresoft RPGs used Chicago, which was Apple's default SystemOS font
LathosTiran: use of the medium without respect for the medium
GapFiller: ChillBeats to Chrono to was a pretty good punchline
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Juliamon: I would buy a chillhop Chrono Trigger album
radiowasabi2014: the music stream is just the game soundtrack plus various arrangements
raulghoulia: should be Ayla. She can't even read. she needs to study
radiowasabi2014: square enix music channel does several of these live streams for various game anniversaries
Akaiatana: Beej had bad trigger disciplinr
TXC2: lofi beats to travel back in time and kill the source of evil to
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GapFiller: tbf Graham (and plenty of other people) have the same problem
SquareDotCube: We got Chrono Cross, which was more of a game wearing the skin of the Chrono Trigger series narratively
GapFiller: reach endgame get sidetracked until bored then never beat the game
SquareDotCube: You can fight the second to last boss six times if you wanted
EvilBadman: Trigger was one of the first with new game+ and the different endings as attached to those runs, IIRC, not a fresh save
GapFiller: nobody ever remembers Radical Dreamers
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sometimes the whole world just blows up
Mai_Andra:
TehAmelie: i understood it you were supposed to get new game +10 to see every ending
GapFiller: my second hand memroy of Chrono Cross was it had a mixed reception at launch
radiowasabi2014: soundtrack of chrono cross is teh bomb tho
raulghoulia: and Suikoden just had its remaster come out
Laserbeaks_Fury: I always felt Richter was kind of a disappointing final boss in SotN
GapFiller: raulghoulia RIGHT!?
GapFiller: everyones talkin Chrono Trigger and nobody said anything abt Suikoden
Sarah_Serinde: I've been playing Unicorn Overlord and the number of characters in that is just...I cannot remember who half of them are and I'm like 50% through the game
TS_Terrapin: To be fair, a bunch of the suikoden characters aren't actually combat party members, there's also vendors & mini games
EvilBadman: going back to the other convo all the chrono cross characters had different text frames and some had different fonts
Snowcookies: I also thought about pokemon
Sarah_Serinde: And they all have item and skill upkeep
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's the time travel RPG where you just recruit alternate versions of yourself
TehAmelie: i sometimes wonder what FF10 might have been if they designed it around using your whole party of 7 instead of swapping them out 4 times per battle so as to not have to render more than 3 at a time
saiarcot895: Death Stranding?
raulghoulia: and in UI the squad functions differently with people in front of back and with different powers based on what class leads the squad
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh wait, was that Starfield, where the maps can go foever?
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde but you need to "Cultivate a grand army with over 60 unique characters…"
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): hype
Sarah_Serinde: It's so many characters I have mostly stopped caring about them, and definitely forget about optimizing anything
mtvcdm: At some point it needs to be noted that a day has only 24 hours in it and that's not changing
Laserbeaks_Fury: I say a day can be 40 frutons
mtvcdm: 900 hours of gameplay doesn't matter if they're not interesting hours
TXC2: ^
Creideiki_SE: There was a day just recently with 23 hours. People complained rather a lot.
TehAmelie: everyone dreams of sometime finding the room of spirit and time so they can catch up on all the stuff they want to do
CaptainSpam: Meaningfully effing around is valid gameplay!
Mai_Andra: when an MMO was designed to be the only thing you do in your free time... but then there are 6 different MMOs you want to play...
Orannis0: Personally, like 10 hours is the sweet spot for me. A good amount of meat without needing to invest a huge amount of time.
Jen Carling (mangledPixel): 👉👆👈👈
TehAmelie: in my head i always pronounce it nyan-tech
mtvcdm: Niantic made all their remaining goodwill go away in a PIF of smoke
Juliamon: TehAmelie That makes them sound too harmless
Juliamon: I thought they sold the entire games dept
CaptainSpam: I thought they kept the IPs they actually made.
Juliamon: They sold the games but still kept the IP maybe?
TXC2: interesting if they're just buying just the IP and not any of the tech behind it
NullColaShip: Niantic have kept Ingress and Peridot, which does indeed seem weird
TehAmelie: of course, the security risks would speak for themselves, i figured
GapFiller: NullColaShip it figures those being in house IP's is a non zer ofactor there
CaptainSpam: @NullColaShip Well... it seems weird from a tech standpoint, given they all SHOULD(?) share the same backend data, but from a dev standpoint, it makes some sense that they'd want to keep the games they made that weren't licensed.
RubikDarkwill: Mobile gaming giant Scopely on Wednesday said it has agreed to acquire Pokémon GO maker Niantic’s *gaming division* for $3.5 billion
RockPusher: "Niantic Spatial will continue to own and operate our other real-world AR games, Ingress Prime and Peridot, as best-in-class applications of the geospatial platform."
RockPusher: Direct from Niantic's site
NullColaShip: It's weird from the perspective of the "gaming division" being sold, since Ingress and Peridot are both games - but they've shifted them to "Spatial" so that they keep them
TheMerricat: "Scopely is U.S.-based but owned by Savvy Games Group, a major game industry investor established by Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund. Scopely is known for extremely aggressive monetization in its games, which include Stumble Guys, Star Trek Fleet Command, and Marvel Strike Force."
houssem037: The chilliest of points
MungoDude: I went back to playing PoGo about 2 years ago for the first time since 2020, then about this time last year I broke my leg and stopped again
mweepigeon: practically the only good thing is that ingress is staying and anomalies are continuing lol
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RockPusher: I suspect the split is the games that are intended to be games/revenue gathering have been split off from the games that drive the acquisition of the geospatial data itself
RockPusher: and I assume there is a profit-share or fee schedule for the use of the geospatial services
NullColaShip: PoGo has had a growing number of paid options for their in-game events recently, so if Scopely push for even more monetisation it'll push a lot of people away, I'd imagine
mweepigeon: we exist!
mtvcdm: PoGo never really worked in a town my size. Too few stops. It was always a city game.
mweepigeon: yeah the nature of the game makes it super community focused, which is fun. you dooooooo get a few stalkers though, but the community is decent self policing
Juliamon: There was a small local scene, but generally I was in the same situation as mtvcdm
mweepigeon: @RockPusher it's an interesting idea, because the data collection was unified
mweepigeon: same underlying database for all their games and users of all the games could submit to it
Juliamon: I was able to join a raid once. Just once.
RockPusher:
mweepigeon I suspect it's easier to do things like "take photos of this building!" in a non-licensed game
Laserbeaks_Fury: I downloaded the Egress game and it bricked my phone
RockPusher:
good oscillators are important
Mai_Andra: aging super nintendos get fast and/or furious
CaptainSpam: We're getting dangerously close to Stop n Swap territory here.
RandomTrivia: Isn't that how Ocarina of Time does the whole "send bombs through time to another file" thing?
RubikDarkwill: The OoT any% uses it IIRC
SnackPak_: love a good ACE in a speedrun
aitsu100: OoT
RockPusher: ♫ You put the Zelda in, you take the Mario out, you put the Mario back in and you shake it all about ♫
LathosTiran: requiring cartridge swaps faster than the Parker solar probe
mweepigeon: @RockPusher I mean, currently they do it in all their games - both POI submissions and reviews are open to pokemon go players as well as ingress players (this was an issue early on, actually, bc the pgo audience was so much larger and there was a lot more abusive submissions or people trying to sneak things through)
mweepigeon: even the point cloud scanning made it over to pgo
Cptasparagus: My science brain is just like, room temp is controllable and you can calibrate for these things, just do it
aitsu100: ignore till someone does it in a world record run yeah
mtvcdm: At one point the SNES will go so fast that it will take us all back to when the SNES was current
TehAmelie: so what we need to do is create a virtual environment where emulated SNES emulators can run at accelerated time until they become millions of years old. . .
LordZarano: Beej has never played around in Audacity apparently
LordZarano: (That's how I learned all that stuff)
RockPusher:
Overlocking by swapping the literal clock
ApplicativeJones: The main way a speed runner would see help from audio playing faster is if something is delayed until audio playback ends. That *does* happen in some games.
BrindleBoar: final fantasy was right all along
ShaneLeeAtk: Auto-haste
Jethrain: Sooo, basically they're all running on chaos emeralds
BlueMechanic: I've heard dangerous things about crystal maths
TheAwkes: More analogous to frame rates in video than you think, except that perceptually pictures per second and pulses per second are very different.
TehAmelie: maybe seven emeralds does turn you into Supersonic, has anyone ever tried?
TehAmelie: (emeralds are expensive)
ReachW: @TehAmelie I've always struggled to find the fourth, much less the seventh.
LordZarano: Electricity is literally magic. Etching specific shapes into crystals, making lightning, so many other things, literally magic
TXC2: LordZarano runic magic even
TXC2:
bye bye Vod
TehAmelie: you can cut it out from the local recording i guess
GapFiller: yeh that hat just screams mlady
EvilBadman: Ashly Burch did a tiktok about it, disappointed in it and talking about how the SAG Negotiations are going
mtvcdm: oh nooooooo
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: just put up a 1910's "SCENE MISSING" Screen
mtvcdm: It's like Godzilla dub mouth movement
gualdhar: this face is uncannily overexpressive
LilyOfTheVeil666:
TEETH 
itmightbemikey: Expressions turned up 150%
Lord_Hosk: Its like one of those Weird Al videos, but the video is terrible
Invitare: worth noting that Ashley Burch is participating in the VA strikes related to AI
Fuzzra: My mother? I'll tell you about my mother . . .
RockPusher: just gluing pre-existing bits together
Decaped: so this is just automatic lip syncing?
RockPusher: but very much a prelude of what the companies are wanting to do
TheMerricat: So the 'defense' of this video is that it's 'preview tech' to show things are possible. The 'reality' of this video is there are folk who've been attempting to add LLM processing for voice and chat to Skyrim for at least a year now and the video is about exactly as far as folk have gotten.
Jethrain: this looks like a regression to what peter molyneux was trying to push 15 years ago with milo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, they've had the tech to listen to voice and assign animations for awhile.
RockPusher: it did look like the audio we were hearing was ahead of the output of the lipsync engine)
Cptasparagus: isnt this just Miku
accountmadeforants: That would be an impressive tech demo
TXC2:
surely, SURELY, it's cheaper just to fucking pay people then to develop this....nonsense?
TehAmelie:
i was thinking that when he said "it's been a while", the response ought to be "who the 
are you?"
GapFiller: theres holodeck fanfic which starts from that exact premise
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fanfic, that's an actual episode of TNG
RockPusher: Miku's Perpetual Existential Crisis
Angreed66: ehh It would make total sense if this world is a videogame
Cptasparagus: "please sacrifice more small animals so I can leave my computer prison, Timmy"
GapFiller: TXC2 it doesnt look cheaper to pay people
Decaped: Speedtree for facial animation would be lovely.
GapFiller: and ofc appearances are more important than actual action
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Well, yes, but the idiots in charge of our economy are willing to bankroll paying the people who build this nonsense, so that's what we'll get
Cptasparagus: it is a-loy, not al-loy
RockPusher: Gotta make it weird
TehAmelie: bold to assume they'd give any thought about the story of the game rather than "this is a popular franchise with a cool sexy character"
mtvcdm: The thing about creative work is, you get what you pay for. If you cheap out and want slop, you're gonna get slop. You want something good? Pony up for a human to do it right.
raulghoulia: YEA was Leah Brahms compensated for her work fixing the Enterprise that one time?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, Aloy has shown up in Fortnite, Monster Hunter, and one of those gatcha girl games. I think she might be suspicious by now.
TheMerricat:
@raulghoulia The Federation is a post-scarcity civilization, no one works for 'compensation' anymore. 
TXC2:
TheMerricat so they work for exposer? 
TheMerricat:
raulghoulia: @TheMerricat except in Voyager The Doctor writes that holonovel and who has the rights of the work is important.
RubikDarkwill: Dan Floyd put up a video where he criticized ZZZ for being over-animated
accountmadeforants: Oh, yeah, I saw people praise the animation, but actually seeing it in motion makes it seem like they're aiming for some kinda animations per second record
Laserbeaks_Fury: A human being can do a smear frame once.
Tiber727: I noticed that in FF7R. *Everyone* wildly gesticulates.
SquareDotCube: see: Polar Express
Invitare: I've only ever seen the Polar Express Gas Gas Gas meme edit
mtvcdm: I've never actually seen Spirits Within
TehAmelie: the Beowulf uncanny valley experiment is more watchable imo
TXC2: coming soon, your grandma!
Laserbeaks_Fury: NGL, I've watched Spirits Within recently. It doesn't look uncanny anymore because video games have pushed that envelope
raulghoulia: Madame Bo vs Lady D when?
TXC2: c is a fake ass letter
Mai_Andra: I should watch "Spirits Within" again. I was the only person I knew who liked it back then....
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah, that makes sense Laserbeaks_Fury. What constituted high graphics back then is very much not what constitute that now.
GapFiller: say what yr will abt Spirits Within it did at least lead to that moment in Life is Strange where Max calls it for her fav movie
OldUncleDan: Cybersex, obviously!
Tiber727: The letter C is pointless. It's a K except sometimes it's an S.
GapFiller: "I dont care what anyone says Spirits Within is one of the greatest movies of all time" ohhh Max
Invitare: Mortal Kombat is very big on the lore Heather. It's basically a movie
LordZarano: I enjoyed Polar Express as a kid, animation didn't stand out to me at all. Overall it's a very middling movie, extremely meh
TXC2: Tiber727 exactly
Juliamon: Slap the skin off his skull with a slipper
EvilBadman: Every Mortal Kombat game is in the same on-going story
Laserbeaks_Fury: Chanclatiy
Mai_Andra: The letter C has is own sound, but in English we always use "ch" for it.
GapFiller: never underestimate the power of a lil ole lady w/ a slipper
TehAmelie: that's the power of Nike™
mtvcdm: Sektor is a cyborg, the MK wiki says in the first and second timeline Sektor is male, but in the third timeline Sektor is female.
TXC2: mtvcdm good for here
GapFiller: aye
TXC2: *her
TheAwkes: Exceptionally powerful auntie is a stereotype, for sure.
SquareDotCube: Many HK kung fu movies feature some sort of mama that'll kick ass and take names when necessary
Juliamon: It is weird that multiple unrelated cultures have stereotypes of old women using footwear as a bludgeoning instrument
TehAmelie: the clip made me want to rewatch Kung Fu Hustle for sure
mtvcdm: The last non-Smash fighting game of any kind I've played is the MK one where the plot was 'we have too big a roster, we need to do some population control'
TehAmelie: shoes are often handy improvised weapons
GapFiller: Juliamon is it that odd given what the stereotype embodies
TXC2: Juliamon almost like thats how mothers disciplined children for generations
mtvcdm: @Juliamon We just finished a wrestling feud where the main implement was a shoe
raulghoulia: grievous harm with a body
EvilBadman: It only took 20+ years
Angreed66: Adding housing always adds fun right?, right?
TheMerricat: wait... wait... wait..? WoW never got housing? I mean I quit before Burning Cataclysm, but they were teasing that stuff all the way back then...
TehAmelie: i think people just moved in at the bank
BusTed: There will be no land rushes in WoW
SocraticMethod: No, WoW housing is instanced
SocraticMethod: *will be
TXC2: right chat I'm off
KaleidoscopeMind: tom nook situation
GapFiller:
night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2, take care! 
SocraticMethod: "As a part of our focus on wide adoption, we wanted to ensure that Housing is available to everyone. If you want a house, you can have a house. No exorbitant requirements or high purchase costs, no lotteries, and no onerous upkeep (and if your subscription lapses, don’t worry, your house doesn’t get repossessed!)." From Blizzard throwing shade
TehAmelie: at least they'll just be able to blame the other faction for taking their land to explain any limitations
couchboyj: Red panda pandaren, maybe
itmightbemikey: you can use a browser
RandomTrivia:
Can we play TV-K.O.?
Lord_Hosk: Smart TVs have such terrible lag on their interfaces, there is no way thats going to work.
richard_ermen: omg, someone added pepsiman into the new sonic
TheMerricat:
Oh I just looked it up and according to the news report they will be implementing a feature that sounds cool, you can pick whether your home is in a 'public' neighborhood where the server randomly assigns your neighbors, or private where you pick your neighbors.... almost makes me want to come back to the game.
HbombAndFriends: They actually made Binjpipe?
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CaptainSpam: I haven't turned on any apps on my TV, but I do have it connected to my network solely because it has a UPNP client baked-in and doesn't require agreeing to the terms of service for their apps.
TehAmelie: my smart tv has made it 15 years without connecting to the net, i feel very fortunate
GapFiller: thnaks Paul
Juliamon: This is a GREAT story
Juliamon: "loot"
RandomTrivia:
Aww, did somebody find another out-of-bounds clip again? I thought that just happened every Tuesday?
GapFiller: oh snap
CaptainSpam: Oopsie!
Juliamon: it's "loot" because the assets aren't actually there
Jethrain: They disabled it within a few hours of the patch, but yeeaaahhh
RandomTrivia: oh dear
GapFiller: thats even better
Stormgod519: I just got here. what?
TheAinMAP: Uh oh,
RandomTrivia: Oh that is spectacular
SocraticMethod: The Nine are emergent consciousness of 8 planets and the sun
TehAmelie: unbiased judgment here
Serpens77: Home Brand GUN
GapFiller: that looks amazing
CaptainSpam: Okay, keep that.
Stormgod519: what is that?
gnyrinn: As a smart-TV thing, the previous item is destined to fail. Speaking of Destiny...
RandomTrivia: Ok that is way better
KaleidoscopeMind: no its perfect
accountmadeforants: Honestly, at this point, just sell that. Destiny peeps will buy it
KeytarCat: Next season...ORK GUNS
Stormgod519: lol
SocraticMethod: No bumpmaps and PBR
EvilBadman: It has the custom textures but no details
TheMerricat: hydrowrapping
richard_ermen: looool
Invitare: I'm sure this has nothing to do with firing a bunch of their employees several times
Stormgod519: Queue that Ryan Styles bit from Whose Line is it Anyway
mtvcdm: I almost want someone to do that as a craftalong
Larington: It looks like someone got adventurous with tie die ink.
Juliamon: Also items were getting perks they weren't supposed to
Jethrain: "as soon as possible" was about 3 hours after it was discovered
RandomTrivia:
"We are aware of the slight whoopsie-fucko that caused WIP items to drop" Now there's an understatement
Invitare: Bungee probably has a full cafeteria
Bruceski: Dave's mug was a dependancy on some legacy code. When it left the kitchen everything crashed.
TheMerricat: Omniously.... omniously.
GapFiller:
everyone knows pen thieves are a universal office problem but what abt mug thieves
ContingentCat: If alive they have the option of being present
RandomTrivia:
Don't just do that in the parking lot, make it a Live bit so you can monetize it!
gualdhar: you ARE the weakest link, goodbye *crash*
EvilBadman:
LRR anticipating a lot of emplyee turnover?
NonjaBiru: Will there be a Stevebeej mug?
TheAwkes: Friday quittin' time gains a whole new meaning.
CaptainSpam: And if you just drop the mug... welp, sorry, the mug has spoken. Here's your severence.
SocraticMethod: Didn't that happen with saudi esports and the player card triangles
Mai_Andra: they come in one day, and the door is locked, but there are some mug shards in their parking space
CaptainSpam: Biffin' it.
TheAwkes: Employment soul cage.
KeytarCat: And by "it" I mean... hehe
GapFiller: PC Gamer is aiui originally a British publication tbf
SocraticMethod: Microsoft -> ActiBlizz -> Sony
gualdhar: I thought there was a UK version of PC Gamer but it started in the US?
richard_ermen: Biffin'it sounds like something you'd hear in Jeevesn and Wooster
GapFiller: something something Best Kickstarter Fails listicles
mtvcdm: SO MANY early Kickstarters overpromised themselves into burnout
CaptainSpam: "And in other news, a new Friday Nights is coming up in 38 minutes... oh, wait..."
Stormgod519: hmmmm?
ArcOfTheConclave: gate into valley
SocraticMethod: Total Conversion mod
DoodlestheGreat: Well naturally it's Asterion.
KaleidoscopeMind: the actual bear
raulghoulia: that should read "romancable bear"
Invitare: he IS a vampire
SocraticMethod: So, a prettyboy vampire and bearfucking. I wonder why ...
KeytarCat: Asterion just wants to be loved
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Is this entire thing just a Canadian children's PSA?
ContingentCat: They can do both!
mtvcdm: LRRBOT
accountmadeforants: Astarion might "commit" to marriage if the person he's marrying has a normal lifespan and he expects to live forever.
RandomTrivia:
Well it was that, or Stardew Valley: Big Naturals
Angreed66: Astarion is a character who would not make a healthy relationship
RandomTrivia: LRRbot omg
Lord_Hosk: You cannot encounter Asterion without a romance subplot its coded into the character. In code terms and in coded terms
SocraticMethod: Astarion is a prototypical blorbo
ContingentCat: In the modern day, chances are you need therapy
accountmadeforants: They will discuss their feelings through AO3 tags
Tiber727: I mean, someone way back when modded Half Life 2 to replace Alyx with Krystal from Star Fox, **and paid Krystal's VA to redo all of Alyx's lines.** That is still the bar to me.
Angreed66: but then you have two island
Lord_Hosk: SPOILERS!
richard_ermen: Astarion is..."have fun on the sidelines"-material.
accountmadeforants: @Tiber727 Okay, holy shit
CaptainSpam: OH NO
mtvcdm: Oh no
ArcOfTheConclave: oof
GapFiller:
Paul trying to start on that nxt story while The Derys have a more important conv
Stormgod519: What?
Stormgod519: oh no
SocraticMethod: The most cursed legacy
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
KaleidoscopeMind: "shouldn't marry vampires" -person who romanced an NPC in bite club
TheAinMAP:
gnyrinn: Not to be confused with "pulling a Concorde"
RandomTrivia: "Is", or "was"?
jessicaengle: Hi Chat!
DoodlestheGreat: Well, "Pulling a Zaslav" is a thing in movie circles...
RandomTrivia: Hey there jessicaengle
richard_ermen: "Is pulling a Concord" better as euphemism or worse than "Old yeller'ing someone"?
Angreed66: @KaleidoscopeMind That's different the pc was also a vamp
SocraticMethod: @RandomTrivia "is not for long"
Juliamon: gnyrinn As we mentioned in the tips line channel, "same result"
Stormgod519: @richard_ermen LOL
Stormgod519: and its gone?
EvilBadman: Star Wars Hunters is also shutting down in October after opening in June of 24
Juliamon: It's gone, as is the dev studio
Stormgod519: Quite the Specter to loom over the game
TheAwkes: The name of the CEOs villain lair.
gnyrinn: @Juliamon But that one ran for decades and almost broke even.
jessicaengle: Why don't video game developers just make more realistic sales expectations, and plan accordingly?
accountmadeforants: I briefly thought we were talking about the plane
Laserbeaks_Fury: Money go up
Juliamon: the devs said in October they had the funds to keep it going "for a long time"
Juliamon: I guess they had a new definition of "long time"
LordZarano: @jessicaengle Bigger numbers mean bigger shareholder money!
TehAmelie: someone spending years making an online game might even devote a small part of the budget to keeping servers online for a while in case it doesn't become a mega success the first week
TheAwkes: @Juliamon Or some golden parachutes/dividends ate into the war chest.
KeytarCat:
@Juliamon Someone forgot about their loan 
Bruceski: @accountmadeforants That's a euphemism for the Mile High Club made by someone who wants to make it very clear that they enjoy making weird euphemisms.
SocraticMethod: @jessicaengle There is a minimum floor under which the dev studios aren't able to be kept afloat without external investment
DoodlestheGreat: "Enjoying" Copilot?
Kentosaurus: for tax purposes
Juliamon: Copilot is Microsoft's ongoing disaster
EvilBadman: Ah yes, but what if we added Copilot to Xbox
Master_Gunner: ugh, I've been fighting against copilot for the past year or so.
TheAwkes: Microsoft Copilot: a feature that can be disabled in the registry
Jethrain: Copilot is productive in the same way that a bad chesty cough is "productive"
mtvcdm: From what I understand, Win11 is actually losing market share to WIN10 because Win10 doesn't have Copilot
Angreed66: Clippy deserves the dirt
LordZarano: Copilot is not "actually good"
SocraticMethod: It's not just a meme, it's the new naming scheme
RockPusher: MS: "Hey, customers who have heavy regulatory requirements, we're gonna force a law-breaking engine on you!" MS Customers: "…"
jessicaengle: Operating a PC does not require a co-pilot.
KaleidoscopeMind: copilot for copilot
TheMerricat:
I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I've personally used copilot to write a bat file when I couldn't be arsed to remember the commands I needed to get what I wanted done done... I didn't manage to save any time, I spent the entire 'savings' reviewing the file line by line because it didn't actually do what it was supposed to but looked like it should.
CaptainSpam: Clippious J. Clipworth III.
GapFiller: urgh
GhostValv: have you tried actually hitting them?
TheMerricat:
So... Microsoft has invented offline Twitch chat?
Laserbeaks_Fury: There is a thing like this for Twitch
Tiber727: @jessicaengle TBF, the one thing I can think of that AI can help with is when I know I have something saved on my work PC, but I can't remember the file name.
SocraticMethod: Like, the name the their new laptop/tablet line is "Copilot+"
Marvoleath:
can it play co-op games with me as I have no friends to play with?
TheAwkes: Go left!
KeytarCat: Oh no, it's twitch chat
Juliamon: !advice
LRRbot: The horse alone passes judgment.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Have you tried getting good?"
GapFiller: GO LEFT!
TheMerricat:
Look Beej, not everyone can afford their own Twitch chat.
GapFiller: !left
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
MungoDude: so it's like twitch chat for people who don't want to stream or can't cultivate an audience
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
Kentosaurus: I don't need a robot to tell me I have skill issues
Bruceski: "After X character betrays you, look behind a pillar for a hi-potion."
niccus: it should cut to the chase and pull up a let's play
GapFiller: ffs
KeytarCat: Y'all don't love file management??
Marvoleath: ah, pushing more ads
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who the hell has time to enjoy a game, you need an AI to streamline you gamescore accruement
ContingentCat:
oh god
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Okay, playing Space Jam"
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): Hypeeee
Stormgod519: oh no....
loufghyslaufey: I find that reason for copilot vague & very subjective
Marvoleath: "Hey, you died X times, would you like some help?"
viowof: Copilot Clippy
Laserbeaks_Fury: How much longer till AIs are playing video game on Twitch channels to bots watching?
TheAwkes: It's too busy collecting system telemetry to give assistance without prompting.
LordZarano: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
TheMerricat: Chat lets be real here, this is going to be JUST as accurate as twitch chat... meaning useless.
RandomTrivia: "I found a Reddit post that says this game is bullshit, would you like to play this other game instead?"
mweepigeon: @Marvoleath no but it's literally this, one of the examples in the articles I read was this: Later in the demo, the player dies quickly and asks Copilot what happened. “You stayed in the fight too long after your teammates were down,” it replies. “Diving straight into Ramattra was a death sentence. Next time, retreat to regroup with your team.”
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): (also, i remember that timezones exist and didn't show up an hour late. Please clap)
Marvoleath: can you make the copilot react to "hey chat"?
Stormgod519: @TheMerricat "when one of them is wrong, theyre all wrong"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does GameFAQ even exist anymore, they never show up in results
Snowcookies: noo
GapFiller: TheMerricat we clearly need to AB test this Twitch Chat vs bot nets
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's all FANDOM and Reddit
richard_ermen: Countdown till Dead Internet Theory is actually true and its all just bots scamming each other?
EvilBadman: @Laserbeaks_Fury they don't give a shit about seo
Invitare: the one instance in which AI is actually MORE accurate than the thing it's replacing
ShaneLeeAtk: That was a CH episode beat, wasn't it
viowof: I hate, hate, hate those videos
GapFiller: Laserbeaks_Fury the website is still there yes
TehAmelie: did you know video is the most inefficient method of data transfer known to science?
SocraticMethod: @mweepigeon Could this be? Is AI the answer for oblivious teammates?
kusinohki: meows
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie this sounds like a challenge
Merc1987: One hundred and forty eighth!
TehAmelie: in terms of information per byte, probably
KeytarCat: I play retro games and they have decent guides. because they were published before youtube was popular
GapFiller:
literally just looked up a guide on gamefaqs that was last updated in 1997
viowof: videos just take longer to get to the point than reading for information, even if you skip directly to the relevant section
Stormgod519: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You need Seven more bear asses to finish this quest
Izandai: Okay yeah that would actually be nice.
TheAwkes: Not to mention rewatching sections is way more work than rereading sections.
viowof: "You spent too much time on HuniePop, try getting gud."
raulghoulia: middle aged gamer mode
kusinohki: oof, had that with echoes of wisdom and stamp guy. think I was missing 4-5 but I could only find maps of all of them...
LathosTiran: 👏👏👏👏👏
Bruceski: "Where was that one place three zones ago where this new skill would work?"
TheAwkes: These aren't application for AI assistants that only learn the game from watching it. These are application for guides made by the developer with inside knowledge.
EvilBadman: "Hey, you're starting a 100 hour game as a elder millennial, are you sure?"
loufghyslaufey: !find quote illustrate
Izandai: Oh yeah the first thing I did after getting the minimap in BOTW/TOTK is fix north to up.
SocraticMethod:
The first Assassin's Creed broke my completitionist self with all the unmarked collectables 
kusinohki: wish fix north to up was the default
loufghyslaufey: !findquote illustrate
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
loufghyslaufey: kay
GapFiller: some of us remember Kao Megura yes
lucha_libro: Beej making me feel my age.
TheAwkes: @EvilBadman That's not even 2 weeks of gaming during the lean times. I'm in!
viowof: Monster Hunter Wilds also has the really annoying aspect of having the minimap also at a 45 degree angle
RandomTrivia: GameFAQs guides with cool visual ascii *FORMATTING* were absolute works of art
Decaped: I have a theory guide writing broke game reviewing for the past decade.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speedrunners are great chroniclers
GapFiller: RandomTrivia ASCII art deserves to be in actual galleries
viowof: I wonder if ASCII art poison pills LLMs
LathosTiran: 151 pokemons
TehAmelie:
most of GameFAQs remains on archive.org by the way
loufghyslaufey: IG- (gags) oh, I'm gonna hurl... (wretches)
xVoxtric: Dedicated guides for JRPGs slapped
TheAwkes: @RandomTrivia The illuminated manuscript of our age.
GapFiller: TehAmelie the original site still exists too
SocraticMethod: Let's Play started from nerds showing off games they knew about to others. Now it's all about react content
LordZarano: Does Prima even still exist in the same way?
viowof: kind of, they're more artbook stuff now
lightfut: I still have a dozen prima guides on my shelf
aitsu100: yeah tunic did that
TheAwkes: mapgenie.io is my go-to these days.
SocraticMethod: I miss the original Something Awful Let's Plays. They were so informative and engaging
EvilBadman: @TheAwkes owned by ziff/ign, amusingly
Getter404: Fond memories of those tankoban-sized Double Jump guides, never would've beaten SMT3 without them
Decaped: @SocraticMethod they didn't change, you did.
richard_ermen: @SocraticMethod You do realize that there are still many like these being made, right?
Getter404: @SocraticMethod I will never forget that Resident Evil 4 boss wearing a cheese hat
Marvoleath: !fnquestion
AtomicAlchemical: Or you're trying to 100% something
kusinohki: I think my pokemon yellow guide had like a bullet point list of "stuff to find in this section" before going into details. found that so useful since I didn't want a playthrough, but didn't want to miss stuff
viowof: did the guide tell you how to get the mew under the truck?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "And how dare you question my authenticity?
EvilBadman: it is "funny" that copilot is going to train on guide sites
SocraticMethod: @richard_ermen Oh, they picked up again? I stopped vising the forum a while ago when they relaxed the moratorium and and started trending heavily towards react content
TheAwkes: Shades of "In Gran Tourismo, drive the first track in reverse for 30 laps to unlock X" but it's a machine lying to you instead of acquaintances.
Orannis0: Well you CAN, and it'll probably be just as accurate as if the information actually existed
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Collectors Edition perk: Copilot Scripts for your game
Trigonomicon: good morning/evening/afternoon people of every timezone
LordZarano: "You're correct, that was untrue. Here's the truth, [another made up lie]" - Every AI text generator
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would simply program Copilot to only say "HEY! LISTEN!"
Trisha Lynn: Hello, everyone!
Stormgod: hi chat. im probably not gonna be able to watch the premiere, gotta go teach a class today. but I will def watch once Im done
Getter404: Kinda freaking out
TehAmelie: don't tempt me, bot
GirlPainting: Wooop wooop
Marvoleath: devs often dont have guides for their own games
SocraticMethod: "don't give up skeleton!"
Getter404: New group project: Seed the sources with enough bad info that Copilot asks "Have you checked your butthole?"
Marvoleath: source - I had to write walkthroughs for some big devs as a QA
LordZarano: Now there's wikis
kusinohki: would it be possible to use the dark souls note leaving to make other players the NPCs in your game? "rumor has it there's a cave around here with cool stuff"
radiowasabi2014: then came the infamous FF9 game guide
Angreed66: when community wikis exist they dont feel the need
Stormgod519: GG yall
Stormgod519: thanks for the strem
mtvcdm: 10 minutes until the night
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
radiowasabi2014: thanks for the streammmmmmm
Ashmantle:
EvilBadman: Secret approaching! The secret is Friday Nights
hatboozeparty:
mtvcdm: !youtube
mtvcdm: !store
Trigonomicon: its a midnight premiere for me, gonna roll into bed right after the credits
GirlPainting: midnight for me aswell
mtvcdm: !patreon
TheAwkes: 8 minutes to countdown
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
mtvcdm: !bluesky
GapFiller: Friday Nights not to be confused w/ FNPF
RockPusher:
Happy White Day — hope Beej bought Heather some chocolate
RockPusher: Funpuff!
Kentosaurus: "The book is better"
GapFiller: something something Matt Wiggins Tim Severhusen
SocraticMethod: @Angreed66 The Fandom Wikia and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
RockPusher: Memelander
Izandai: They’re playing bad decks.
mtvcdm: Friday Night Paper Fight is only four words, you need way more than that for a graphic title novel
Marvoleath: spoiler - Wheeler will be using butts to fight
EvilBadman: Ulmer is bringing the slime
mtvcdm: Castle is as advertised
Juliamon: It's a threat.
RockPusher: That's not a promise, that's a threat
mtvcdm: You can wiggle with your zibble
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
GapFiller: DEER!
RockPusher: Oh! Deer!
TheAinMAP:
radiowasabi2014: oh deer
radiowasabi2014: you deer
RandomTrivia: oh no
KaleidoscopeMind: needs moose
Decaped: That sounds like the Deer just jump the hunter frame 1 every game
TheMerricat:
And now we've poisoned Copilot for gaming's database just a smidge more...
Juliamon: It's the DLC
TheMerricat: It's DCL
EvilBadman: this is Part I DLC
Decaped: oh they finshed part 1, neat
Izandai: This is Ellie’s backstory.
RockPusher:
Lord_Hosk:
mtvcdm: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're jamming Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:04 from now).
CaptainSpam: "I'm a-killin'!" "And I'm a-teamin'!" "We're Killteam!"
Alex Cohen: First time catching this live!
lightfut: pie in the oven, let's freaking go Friday nights
TheAinMAP:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Stormgod519: TY for the strem!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RockPusher: Remember to turn down your volume for FN!!!
Boon_33: friday friday friday!
LadyDKat: Thank you for the stream!
BimBamBerry: Great stream!
Boon_33: byee
Lord_Hosk: Turn down for BWAAAH
Snowcookies: to the youtubes!
physics pony: what do you think Missy did?
LarkSachrosis: Hype!
Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get yourself deep into the barn.
Ponyshment: she played sol ring t1, probably
TypeV: its a commander game and shes the problem
LostThePirate: :)
Merricat: @Alex Cohen I know what you mean, but my pendant gene requires me to point out this is pre-recorded. :P
Alex Cohen: @physics pony Calling it now, It's a commander game and they're establishing who the threat is
Cinominn: just winning to hard
boon2all: I'm invoking the 8th. "but we don't even know who installed that"
Lord Hosk: For some reason I think its about to get very loud... I can't think as to why it would... just a sneaking suspicion
LathosTiran: she voted 'wrong' in the prisoners delema
Smurfomancer: Missy asking "do you pay the☝"
mtvcdm: It can't be a commander game, they never fire off a commander game
Alex Cohen: @Merricat Why don't I get a pendant
danny quin: she played jeweled lotus, lotus petal , and sol ring into her commander t1
MrDiscountNinja: nice, first time catching it live - hype hype hype
Mogg001: maybe she didn't pay the 2?
RockPusher juggles FN and Crew-10 and lunchtime
David Valdez: she's the lone human in the Invasion of the Simic Slaw
boon2all: likey like for visibility. battle it out in the comments!
randomtrivia384: Oh hello there
Lily Of The Veil: Nah, Missie is clearly a vampire
jayden gaskins: I finally got here before release. LETS GOOOOOOO!
Augmenting Path: welcome to the premiere in the format
PharaohBender27: Woo! Made it here just in time
MrSwissLion: Wow amazing timing for a 9am premierre
Hbomb & Friends: Hey, peeps!
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): brace for LOUD
Lord Hosk: here comes the WAAAAAH!
Unpronounceable: Lower volume reminder
Juliamon: oh no it's a different one!
danny quin: missis playing Edgar markov in a casual commander setting
Voidhawk42: It's Friday, it's Night, Something should be happening!
Jonathan Small: this is a highlight of my week
boon2all: in the 10th season of friday nights they will also go to the moonbase.
SmithKurosaki: Hows everyone doingh?
Lord Hosk: :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
Simriel: modding from an A&E minor injuries unit :p.
David Valdez: Vampires are just humans with a night schedule and an iron deficiency
Grinnin_Gin: edgar markov is a hell of a drug
CY Lee: fine
Harold Mikolaitis: brace for the WAAAAAAAAAH
Graham Stark: I tried a different premiere setting this time (also TIL there are different premiere settings)
PharaohBender27: Oooh, new music
Hbomb & Friends: Woo!
Nathan Judy: WOAH new premiere settings!
Sarah: huh, never seen it before
Merricat: Oh... this is new!
jayden gaskins: no am add!
fonk: oh did the clocks go back?
Jan Eli Padilla: funky
mtvcdm: What in blazes
Simriel: The more you know
PharaohBender27: And it
Sarah: still *loud* though because of course
boon2all: something is happening!
Unpronounceable: I don't think I've seen this one before
physics pony: @Lily Of The Veil everyone knows she is a vampire... but what did she do?
David Valdez: oh new graphs and mus
Trigonomicon: is it earlier than previous weeks?
WoF: psychadelic
Study Music: woah neat
Gamer Bear: LFG!
CSDragon: these youtube Premiers countdowns are always so confusing
Arkouda Chien: oh hey it's a different premier screen
Greg1756: what a bop! Evening all!
Lord Hosk: So many numbers
Thundertactics: Ooh, new!
PharaohBender27: *it's less deafening!
Simriel: and Knowing is hald the battle
Sarah: @fonk yup
randomtrivia384: Ooooh, very cinema
Kevin O'Toole: wow, I hate this
mtvcdm: Oh god so many numbers
TheOneMiffy92: Good, cause I'm still mildly triggered from that whole Ben Drowned saga of premiere noise
CY Lee: i cant read whats happening
Juliamon: This is a visual nightmare tbh
OVERKiLL!: 🔢🔢🔢🔢
Grinnin_Gin: You canadians got a new Premier in addition to a new Prime Minister? Overpowered
David Valdez: its like PBS' The matrix
Voidhawk42: Oh this background makes me think it should come with an epilepsy warning
TheColor Twelve: Hey the notification actually came in on time for once
Linzington: Oh this is much better
LarkSachrosis: Yup, these sure are some numbers
ZTxGhost: holy shit its the matrix
Alex Cohen: this is neat
Cinominn: the numbers, what do they mean
Esras: "Wait why is jazzy music playing suddenly!?"
mtvcdm: How much time is this, have we unlocked infinite time
danny quin: Graham you should have a Canadian version of game knights so we can have teams from Canada and usa game knights go head to heard
Graham Stark: Only <shapes> left to go
A Random Platypus: its all ones and zeros
Nathan Judy: I saw they had new ones recently. There's a pretty sweet Mecha one I've seen
Vic Voxtric: this is my first yt premiere I thought this was part of the episode at first
OVERKiLL!: 🩸Much Love❤️🔥
Greg1756: @Simriel - Hope whatever sees you in A&E is as best case as can be 💜
danny quin: go head to head in comm
Merricat: Chat, to my ears, this is much less loud than the Spaceship one... is it just cognitive bias?
Harold Mikolaitis: my god... it's full of stars
LostThePirate: lol
CSDragon: LOL
WoF: I don't know if I like this or not, it's kinda...
danny quin: commander like the nhl
Juliamon: This LOOKS neat, but is utterly unhelpful as a COUNTDOWN.
WoF: brain breaking
Hbomb & Friends: So many numbers!
mtvcdm: NUMBERS ARE ATTACKING ME
boon2all: on this episode of Brave New Faves:
Smurfomancer: If it's earlier for you than in previous weeks, you might be one of those blessed places that scrapped Daylight Savings Time
TypeV: they paid somebody too much money for this
David Valdez: in 4 a Game Mounties
Jan Eli Padilla: am I having a stroke?
Grinnin_Gin: this is actively stressing me out man
Diabore: mister stark i dont feel so good
Vetric: Am I having a stroke?
PharaohBender27: I think I get it now . .
Voidhawk42: There are alot of ways to do a countdown, gotta say I think this might be the worst
Simriel: Simriel is fine, I just had to bring someone for a cut.
SmithKurosaki: Sadly. the countdown thing is Google's
WeatheredPeach: Were some sort of freaky amiga demo now
Michael Huerta: so trippy it's awesome
PharaohBender27: 30 seconds!
Alex Cohen: They could not have picked a more confusing countdown
Terminal423: I chose the wrong time to have my edible kicking in
Farley flavors: if you've taken you edible - the syncing should kick in just about now
sanityisrelative: 10 9 8 square circle pentagram 4 3
Grinnin_Gin: youtube who designed this and why did you let them
LathosTiran: "i picked a bad day to start LSD"
Laurence Brown: But I haven't eaten my edibles yet!!
mtvcdm: help
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): we entered the matrix?
Eric Dundas: it's like I'm watching boomerang
Frenchy Le Boeuf: First time “Friday Nights” watcher here!
danny quin: Basically open up canada game knights so both canada and usa can do game knights NHL style team commander battles
Benjamin Klahn: very aggressive countdown
OVERKiLL!: laugh
Graham Stark: Now if you all had your edibles when we told you…
RockPusher:
Olivia! 
PharaohBender27: @Terminal423 😆
azninja888: I- is it trying to hypnotize us?
PharaohBender27: 5 seconds!
Radmobile: just barely made it in time woooo
boon2all: @Frenchy Le Boeuf enjoy.
MrSwissLion: I dunno, i dig it. it'sd neat and you get flashes of the countdown
Nathan Judy: Oh
Voidhawk42: Hold onto your butts
WeatheredPeach: hi Gram
Juliamon: oh??
Kathryn Szkotnicki: Just in time!!!!
TheFedoraProject: mind if i do a jay
Diabore: oh ppr!
River Gloom TFT: hello wheeler
Lord Hosk: what?
GirlPainting: o/
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): yay announcement
YareNiDaze: That's my secret Graham, I'm always on my edibles :P
Mogg001: 4th wall has been broken
Nathan Judy: Oh sick!
MikeG: Surprise!!
Ggdynfy Tugfy: Announcement jumpscare
CY Lee: AD
Arkouda Chien: PPR News!
Michael Huerta: ppr!!!
Kirk Busche: yooooo
Alex Cohen: My condolences for the people who were watching that countdown in the dark
Juliamon: KIBLER
Lily Of The Veil: PPR HYPE
Nathan Judy: YOOOOO
azninja888: Rawr
danny quin: Graham I volunteer for canada team of mtg :)
Jonathan Small: oh snap
physics pony: all hil the hypnotoad
Diabore: KIBLER
Nathan Judy: Hell yeah!!
DeM0nFiRe: neato
Arkouda Chien: I thought this was in character
Michael Huerta: HYPE!
flyingtoastr: The Dragonmaster?!?!
Tim Sargent: Wasn't Aetherdrift like last week?
Lily Of The Veil: Olivia!
CY Lee: yay
Grinnin_Gin: Graham don't tell me when to take an edible when I'm ON an edible next time you goober
River Gloom TFT: is there going to be a FF ppr
Reach: omigosh, both of them! Yay!
ZTxGhost: KIBLES AND BITS
David Valdez: Kibs in the house!
Simriel: I bet they don't even reprint Dragonstorm
Merricat: My poor brain was really certain this was in universe PPR announcement. :D
OVERKiLL!: 🐉⛈️
Voidhawk42: Commander At Moonbase!
Grinnin_Gin: No they're reprinting brain freeze
Jan Eli Padilla: Go, whoever from LRR decides to play TEMUR
Lord Hosk: You can just give those away to me!
David Valdez: Maybe in the CMDR deck product Sim
Phil Bickle (aka Phil): Tarkir pre-pre release on my birthday oo
physics pony: the story is so epic!
boon2all: neat./
River Gloom TFT: JAMES!!!
LathosTiran: ooo, LRR is big enough for YT editing
OVERKiLL!: Khans is one of my favorite mtg sets all time
PharaohBender27: Thought that was a food tray at first
Hbomb & Friends: Card Games with Card James
Jonathan Small: Man, they were able to get James?
Graham Stark: An only very slightly outdated bit
WoF: love how James had a shirt that says Dick
Lord Hosk: Thats not James, thats Dick it says so right on his shirt
iris_of_ether: I'm here in time!
Nathan Judy: Lol
mtvcdm: All of this is bracket 3 right
YareNiDaze: How many Game Changers?
wade cochrane: oh no lol
River Gloom TFT: lol dated
Vaeldarg: Is it an ooze deck if it liquifies?
TypeV: lmao adam
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): lol
CSDragon: If anything, the joke explains why we changed scales
David Valdez: OH the 7s Joke is so good
Benjamin Klahn: oof power level in EDH? aged like milk
wade cochrane: oof
amative1: fancy table
Unpronounceable: I like that coffee table
Juliamon: oh that's a GOOD poster
accountmadeforants: I need that poster right now
Serpens77: !next
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WoF: oh I like that rising coffee table
boon2all: nice table
PharaohBender27: Yeah that ain't happening
MrSwissLion: FANCY table
CY Lee: james is the parent
Campbell Olney: born to sac is amazing
TheColor Twelve: I like tables like that
ZTxGhost: maybe james should sleeve his cube at the studio. Didn't think of that one, didya james!
Simriel: I want that table. where do I get it
Sunburst Explosion: What a different world it is now, when numbers stop at 5
Esras: Oh no I can't pause to read the cards!
PrestonDLuffy: Terrible Horsemanship lol
GirlPainting: table whant NOW!
Smurfomancer: #everything's a 3
Linzington: Can we get a little commotion for the table
Nathan Judy: OH MY GOD I Need that poster
CSDragon: @Benjamin Klahn nah I say it aged well, it's just a different joke than it was before
boon2all: #Blames Turner
Grinnin_Gin: sell that poster you funny men
CatCannonade: send table sauce
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, neat music sting
Sunburst Explosion: That poster was beautiful
Michael Huerta: ha
mtvcdm: ha
Nathan Judy: Hehehe
Jan Eli Padilla: threat assessment
CSDragon: mhm...
David Valdez: of course Edgar is a problem
I_Am_Clockwork: in minecraft, in minecraft
PharaohBender27: 🤣
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): 5 mana no ETB, Edgar?
Arkouda Chien: it's Edgar, I bet
YareNiDaze: 5 mana no ETB? Edgar?
CY Lee: edgar
WeatheredPeach: Swanlake ooo
Nathan Judy: Gotta be
Ashton Murphy: aw a mythic quest shirt, of course missy would have it
RockPusher:
boon2all: poor common vamps/
Jan Eli Padilla: it's Uncle Istvan
PharaohBender27: (me tries to identify composer playing) . . . Tchaikovsky?
flyingtoastr: Holy crap just noticed the Dark Quiet Death shirt. Amazing
PharaohBender27: JUDGEMENT
OVERKiLL!: 👆🏼
ZTxGhost: something something phyrexian obliterator in a vampire deck
boon2all: flying the deck too close to the sun.
Arkouda Chien: it's gonna be a rashaman episode, this is gonna be awesome
Campbell Olney: lich missy is my favorite
DideRobot:
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RockPusher:
I think these narrators might be unreliable
Michael Huerta: so glad to see Missy again
Nathan Judy: OOOHHHHH
Arkouda Chien: infect? huh
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Nathan Judy: God Kinzu
Mogg001: 😲 infect
Linzington: Ohhh the different lighting
David Valdez: oh no. Skittles
CY Lee: Infected
LarkSachrosis: Skittles!
OVERKiLL!: Skittles
wade cochrane: oh gods no
MikeG: oooooohhhhh I see
Arkouda Chien: oh the non vampire was skittles
Samuel Mc Ewen: WHY SKITTLES
CY Lee: little buddy
A Random Platypus: SKITTLES
DeM0nFiRe: Today we learn about unreliable narrators
I_Am_Clockwork: I like where this is going
boon2all: the plot thickens.
Jan Eli Padilla: Missie being the dramatic Rakdos half of Grixis all the time
Aric Haldan: zulaport doesn't target though...
David Valdez: wait how did Skittles get out of the dece cube into Missy's deck
Arisorio: That is cards
wade cochrane: too real!
randomtrivia384: This is absolutely spectacular
dreamshade: are we getting rashamon'ed
boon2all: lol this music
Juliamon: I can't tell what is spelled on the board in the background
LarkSachrosis: Mill!
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Mill
PharaohBender27: MILL
Jonathan Small: def a Rashomon happening
CSDragon: mill is basically card draw
Farley flavors: llim
CY Lee: wheres the kill
PrestonDLuffy: lmao the increasing ! marks
MrSwissLion: We are getting rashomoned
Samuel Mc Ewen: WAIT HE WAS MILL'ED OUT
azninja888: Mill? In Commander????
PrestonDLuffy: i love that they have proper subs up
Patrick Osborne: Syr Konrad..... good call
wade cochrane: lol
OVERKiLL!: 👁👁:hand-purple-blue-peace:
iris_of_ether: A++ Rashomoning
David Valdez: Phenax of course
Marcello Crocitti: Wow, so after Wes Anderson it's Kurosawa!
philkav: Konrad no !
Campbell Olney: james is the office therapist in this episode then?
Sunburst Explosion: This table sounds dope
LarkSachrosis: Mill, in Commander, in this economy.
randomtrivia384: Wait did EVERYONE have turn 1 sol ring :D
David Valdez: that's why Kath needed the mind grind
LarkSachrosis: More likely than you think.
Nathan Judy: Not the Noir music
I_Am_Clockwork: what a great line delivery... "...Adam is..."
Arkouda Chien: everyone had turn 1 sol ring
Linzington: The camera angle 🥰
physics pony: did every one had a turn one sol ring?
lightfut: everyone else had a turn 1 sol ring lol
Laurence Brown: lol they all had t1 Sol Ring, didn't they
Chaos Treader: I want everyone except Adam to have a sol ring
Frenchy Le Boeuf: Poor Cameron. 🥺
Drachenfells: I love that i get to watch these just before heading home from a late shift
Juliamon: wow, I didn't know you could do that with captions
PharaohBender27: So . . . I guess Adam won?
mtvcdm: The smoke effect
Jan Eli Padilla: I knew it... this is Rashomon
azninja888: Was Adam playing Bumbleflower?
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
sanityisrelative: the smoke
David Valdez: oh I love the music change per point of view
Linzington: Foggy tonight...
I_Am_Clockwork: the lighting changes are very good
lightfut: the sax oh man
boon2all: the TASK
Arkouda Chien: no one is even taking about Adam's deck
Unpronounceable: Why is kathleen unsleeving James's cube?
LathosTiran: K is unsleaving
Kirk Busche: the desleeving
physics pony: she is unsleving the cube!
Nathan Judy: Just unsleeving and thowing on the ground
I_Am_Clockwork: what.... is she unsleeving?\
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): group hug
Samuel Mc Ewen: SHE IS UN SLEAVING THE CUBE
YareNiDaze: I just noticed she's casually unsleeving the cube. Fuck that's hilarious.
Linzington: Is she...unsleeving his cards
A Random Platypus: is she desleeving the cube
azninja888: A
OVERKiLL!: LOL
Arkouda Chien: PHELDEGRIFF
Nathan Judy: OH the Pheldagryph!!
Mogg001: group hugs?
Grinnin_Gin: MY SIDES
boon2all: all those
LarkSachrosis: yet
accountmadeforants: I love that for Adam
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