Dog_of_Myth: Okay, just got done watching the new Friday Nights (missed the first half). Sooo good.
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Nickiatori: oh no I was watching unicycle vids and forgot about friday nights
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Nickiatori: yep lo
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: just the one
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Scarbble: both memes AND moxen? in THIS economy?
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cr_crosswallk: 1x sol ring, 1x mox emerald, 98x slime against humanity
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cr_crosswallk: slime stream
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh we got additional memes
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: good
thraximore:
MWGNZ:
RockPusher:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
BusTed:
NotCainNorAbel: camera looking good
e_bloc: gotta get that monetization
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revjakenash: I like fresh Ben, just need wheeler's nixon impression
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: woah woah woah my fault??
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
benjamin_wheeler: Serge forgot the Patreon?
young_pyromentor: I'm here for the memes, did I miss them yet?
definenull:
These are professionals 
DoodlestheGreat: Have you been drinking decaf, Serge?
LiamK712: Serge forgot Patreon?
Dog_of_Myth:
GhostValv: D:
JRandomHacker: Oh we're off to a great start, aren't we
Scarbble: no buttons?
Diabore: ppr!
e_bloc: true buttonless behavior
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: put a button on that
SpiritedChampignon: Best intro ever
admiral_sky_: woo!
JRandomHacker: Can I get a button with the PPR?
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AtomicAlchemical: Buttonless behavior
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: kimbler
Diabore: kibler and olivia gonna be a good time
Dog_of_Myth: Wooo Olivia and Brian!!
dabudder: i mean they HAD to get kibler
Nickiatori: Kimbler
YeetTheRich_: brian "brian kimbler" kibler
Scarbble: gonna be a GREAT ppr
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im detective john kimbler
definenull: DARGONS
nymistrya: What a Stacked PPR
Gadora: And if you post in chat "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please" during the PPR...
young_pyromentor: Can you explain it in button terms?
e_bloc:
I wonder if they'll carpool 
Diabore: wheeler of flying men?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you simply press the button button
Athelgar: what no Food from Serge?
enbycephalopod: So serge brought food?
cr_crosswallk: oooooooooze
tonks_just_tonks: Doublestrike boros!
YeetTheRich_: still hoping for the return of tour de france
Xerodin: !decks
as_ever_ellesandra: Oh is serge finally on food
Fruan: SLURM TURM?!
RockPusher: Slime Time!
Diabore: CRAB MILL
cr_crosswallk: 1x sol ring, 1x mox emerald, 98x slime against humanity
J_trans_rights: hell yeah serge
JonHerzogArtist: Oh no, identical sleeves. Hope there's no theft cards lol
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull:
neisan2112: Heeel yeah Ben
AtomicAlchemical: CRAB MILL
young_pyromentor: Thrumming stone incoming
enbycephalopod: @YeetTheRich_ Jeremy white memorial Tour De France II
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
the_garfielf: memes and moxed and serge isnt on food????
e_bloc: wel; I know who I'm rooting for
Diabore: im not gonna peak wheeler or alex's lists, wanna be surprised
Juliamon: Limited allstar Slime Against Humanity
dabudder: @the_garfielf I'm not sure he was ready to get hurt again
DoodlestheGreat: OH BOY.
Dog_of_Myth:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah this is a wild match
benjamin_wheeler:
zelukester: SNIPED lmao
e_bloc:
benjamin_wheeler:
NotCainNorAbel:
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goombalax:
Mindfire13: This is probably the funniest matchup
dabudder: imagine if he brought food and then went 0-2 again. against BAD decks. it'd be too much to handle
RockPusher: The epic battle of Crab v Slime
e_bloc: thrumming stone, take me home
circusofkirkus: Jell-O Toss
JonHerzogArtist: Slime catapult
MegaDosX: !card gravitic punch
LRRbot: Gravitic Punch [3R] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player. / Jump-start
fredcheckers:
Nickiatori: One Big slime till revolution
Diabore: @RockPusher mill vs time
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @RockPusher the tale eternally retold
fredcheckers: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Soul crab and soul slime
MegaDosX: Tainted Pact the tutor
Dog_of_Myth: doot doot Tainted Pact
RockPusher:
RockPusher:
JonHerzogArtist: I wanna see Serge pilot Bant Game Objects another evening
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh, badlands?
eepy_Alice: badlands?
goombalax: Badlands? in simic?
flyman347: !decklist
dabudder: please serge that implies you've played a *good* lands list /lh
A_Dub888: Hold up, mill? in 100 card singleton???
Pywodwagon: I don't think tainted pact works the way Ben wants it to
flyman347: !decklists
flyman347: oh man
Juliamon: !decks
flyman347: thank you!
Juliamon: (sub-only, sorry)
niccus: 2 slimes into exile isn't too bad at least, just maybe not pointed
Nickiatori: no traumatize lol
flyman347: all good!
goombalax: !card Tasha's Hideous Laughter
LRRbot: Tasha's Hideous Laughter [1UU] | Sorcery | Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until that player has exiled cards with total mana value 20 or more.
CastleOtranto: Chat, help please. They aren't referring to Glimpse of Nature, right?
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goombalax: @CastleOtranto glimpse the unthinkable
Ukon_Cairns: glimpse the unthinkable
YeetTheRich_: ben is on 10 serge is on 9 points
zelukester: @CastleOtranto Glimpse the Unthinkable
YeetTheRich_: according to the moxfield lists
CastleOtranto: Thank you. My brain was having a cramp.
micalovits: !card glimpse the unthinkable
LRRbot: Glimpse, the Unthinkable [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Illusion Rogue [4/5] | Shroud / Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen. / The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
e_bloc: player who has fewer points should get to play first
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
A_Dub888: but what if deathwrong?
enbycephalopod: I was hoping ben had cabal therapy to target himself
Nickiatori: that was not the correct glimpse lol
micalovits: yep, no clue how to get the right one
definenull: oh.
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Nickiatori: !card Glimpse the Unthinkavle
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
e_bloc: consult is sick
Nickiatori: oops
KodeMage: consult much less dangerous if he names slime
e_bloc: its the original tained pact
Nickiatori: !card Glimpse the Unthinkable
LRRbot: Glimpse, the Unthinkable [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Illusion Rogue [4/5] | Shroud / Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen. / The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
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MegaDosX:
OK but what if you exile all your Slimes Ben, what then 
LucasTheDrgn: !card glimpse the unthink
LRRbot: Glimpse, the Unthinkable [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Illusion Rogue [4/5] | Shroud / Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen. / The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
micalovits: Poor lrrbot
MegaDosX: !card afraid
Nickiatori: why doesnt lrrbot like 2 mana dimir mill spells
KodeMage: finally real
MegaDosX: Neat!
LucasTheDrgn: hm, yeah, normally the bot does like, a disambiguation thing, right? so it just forgot about the actual card?
AtomicAlchemical: Ooooooh
micalovits: @LucasTheDrgn Thematic I guess
FFanatic: Now to only ever play U/B decks
DoodlestheGreat: You're fired, slime.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "fire off a slime"
AtomicAlchemical: Big money Bengineering
NocturnalMissions: Big steppy
MegaDosX: Birds of Paradises
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LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
MegaDosX: Just to flex Ben
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: theres so many good BoP arts
Juliamon: I think we'll just have to wait for Glimpse to be played and hope it calls the correct text
MegaDosX: I was going to joke about Thud earlier
definenull: inb4 he forgot to sleeve thud
e_bloc: ooh spicy
MegaDosX: Imagine if Thud is the last card
citizen_pain: !card thud
LRRbot: Thud [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Thud deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
e_bloc: cmon bottom card
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Geisterkarle:
deck yourself 
MegaDosX: This does look remarkably like unloading a cascade pile
definenull: i love the uneasiness slowly creeping up
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
justalog96: Ben with the Maddening Cacophony in his list, too lol
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: tension slowly rising
Fruan: The battle of who can mill Ben
Serpens77:
bottom card?
e_bloc: still can
dumbo3k: In b4 Thud was in his hand all along
justalog96: These decks just doo the same thing to Ben lol
JonHerzogArtist: That would be justice
MegaDosX: Second last would be the most poetic
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MegaDosX: Last would be hilarious
NocturnalMissions: Inb4 no thud in deck
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JRandomHacker: This is a perfect game 1
dabudder: good magic
DrLigmaPhD: Please let it be
dabudder: this is good magic
Jadaris: serge has 1 permanent in play lol
frank_the_great: Yooo, was that the mulligan artifact
AtomicAlchemical: I believe
e_bloc: it would be so funny if it wasnt in his deck
RockPusher:
A_Dub888: bye mox
JonHerzogArtist: 7 turn clock!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow down to 7
MegaDosX: Holy shit
BusTed: we've removed Thud from Ben's deck, as a prank
goombalax: in the bottom 8 is wild
M3raN0M1: Build your own doomsday
zelukester:
dabudder: FINAL DESTINATION
dabudder: 1 stock
circusofkirkus: easiest mill game
micalovits: Sooo... About that Glimpse serge?
public_key_reveal_party: 7 cards left, basically doomsday
kyless2106: We have Doomsday at home
MegaDosX: So now we find out what Serge has in hand
justalog96: Archive Trap?
Geisterkarle: play wheel of fortune!!!
superdude097: Glimps the aUnthinkable?
Mindfire13: Mind Sculpt is lethal
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh wow
definenull: oops
mendokusai_jamesdean: I was gonna laugh if the card was in hand
HadesLeprechaun: one the one hand, huge Slime! on the other, 7 cards playing against mill, lol
MegaDosX: The orb!
MegaDosX: Pretty thin graveyard there Ben
MegaDosX: Yeah Thud is single red
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oof
A_Dub888: Serge off by one, as is tradition
dabudder: THIS IS COWBOY MAGIC
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
LRRbot: Thud [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Thud deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
circusofkirkus:
BusTed: ggs
MegaDosX: Thud is one red for a sorcery, Fling is 1R for an instant
ElektroTal: he thudded a slime
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: ben can go home early
young_pyromentor: Too strong
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Retire champion/
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooooo
e_bloc: hindsight is 21/21
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!
margieargie: That's Magic for you
bytecaster: Did you still have a land Ben?
RockPusher:
Juliamon: never look!!!
Scarbble: lmao
CaptainSpam:
Serge! Never look!
MegaDosX: Ben I'm fairly sure you're the first person to win with a slime Thud
Mindfire13: You would have milled Glacial Chasm
accountmadeforants:
How dare Ben bring a top-tier competitive deck 
as_ever_ellesandra: @MegaDosX lemme tell you, I know 5 pilots of it in gladiator
as_ever_ellesandra: its happened
DrLigmaPhD: Don't make me think "Slud"
MegaDosX: Alright then, I was wrong
MegaDosX: Fair enough, go off and cook Canlander players
young_pyromentor: Thuds against Sergemanity
MegaDosX: And Gladiator players
jessicaengle: Hi chat!
dabudder: @MegaDosX oh wait yeah we can do this in gladiator
dabudder: @as_ever_ellesandra lets make it happen
glitched_goddess: this vaguely reminds me of zombie hunt
MegaDosX: I've never brewed with Slimes personally, though I kinda want to make a Slimes Brawl deck with that new Mitotic Ultimus card from Aetherdrift Alchemy
bytecaster: Serges deck, still secretly lands
AtrusOfMyst: Shout-out to Countryside Crusher Fling
Marvoleath: !decks
iammtd: i liked the strixhaven dragon one
MegaDosX: Dragon's Approach
as_ever_ellesandra: @dabudder oh yeah people have done it
A_Dub888: @bytecaster he is the Premier Lands Player of the format (currently on camera)
superdude097: Is Ben on Chatterfang?
definenull: will seven dwarves ever be viable?
frank_the_great: What approach?
as_ever_ellesandra: !card Dragon's Approach
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
frank_the_great: @as_ever_ellesandra dragon deez
MegaDosX: Go tall vs go wide
lastunicornfan: Hi, I’m a refugee from the US, I’d like to do everything Canadian from now on
e_bloc: stone really needs a critical mass of slimes
bytecaster: One massive slimy boy
baskwalla: Oh lord he trop'n
as_ever_ellesandra: @frank_the_great this is what I get for trying to help q.q
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
KodeMage: brewing requires knowledge of other decks to make informed choices, it's never done in a vacuum
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
bytecaster: Is your deck green, 23 slimes against humanity, it's just a staple
frank_the_great:
@as_ever_ellesandra 
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KodeMage: sequencing
MegaDosX: Do people play Belcher in Canlander?
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
MegaDosX: I feel like that's another one that takes a different deckbuilding approach a bit
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
as_ever_ellesandra: @MegaDosX some folks were working on it but its not really been good since the change in mulligan
definenull: love that they errata-ed it to surveil now
KodeMage: ha
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
MegaDosX: Good lord
JRandomHacker: Belcher did get _way_ better with the MDFC lands
MegaDosX: Serge holy shit
Dog_of_Myth: wow
AtomicAlchemical: Oh yeah they do @megadosx, and by people we mean Wheeler
Juliamon: Serge gonna Serge
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Bad(evil)Lands
circusofkirkus: and we have yet to see a Badlands
KodeMage: 💘 serge
DragonMZ: But Serge you're not in the colors for Badlands
justalog96: Serge doing serge
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MegaDosX: Yeah I'd believe Wheeler plays Belcher, he plays all the weird shit
OldUncleDan: A Bad Lands list... But it doesn't have Badlands!
e_bloc: wasteland is just mill from the battlefield
Metric_Furlong:
I mean, the lands are still going from the deck to the pin, they're just briefly in-play as an interstitial phase 
Ukon_Cairns: hey if he prevents you from playing magic for 90 or so turns you still deck out, same as mill.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
JRandomHacker: I believe at least some of Wheeler's Belcher days were an intentional choice to prove that the Sorenson Mulligan was too good
KodeMage: sewer
KodeMage: underground sewer?
Nickiatori: opts oracle text is so clean
KodeMage: under city that's it
frank_the_great: Borborygmos
KodeMage: all sewers are underground, I think
admiral_sky_: the gruul colored one being commercial district is the strangest one to me
young_pyromentor: Actually it's Murders at Markov Manor...
bytecaster: @KodeMage Theses are the subsewers
Marvoleath: under* <body of water>
DrLigmaPhD: Given their population the per capita is insaleny low
MegaDosX: Ikoria and New Capenna gave triomes
LegendaryHorsman: cand capenna
micalovits: The third and fourth best kind of lands! So not bad
Nickiatori: shocks, Surveils, Guildgates, Bouncelands
JonHerzogArtist: Urza's Saga is on Dominaria, so...
as_ever_ellesandra: Shocks Surveils Bouncelands Gates Sunhome
as_ever_ellesandra: so yknow
Mindfire13: To be fair, Ravnica had Shocklands thrice
frank_the_great: I love how Ravnica is a ecumenopolis
as_ever_ellesandra: a fair bit
benjamin_wheeler: Dominaria clears unfortunately
ztghostie: oh yeah they gave us the bouncelands
MegaDosX: Guildgates and bouncelands, that's a good call
KodeMage: @bytecaster we have that in chicago, actually, the deep tunnel. It famously broke in the 90's.
Juliamon: Never forget that New Capenna contributed triomes. It wasn't entirely worthless.
AtomicAlchemical: Academy is Dominaria
A_Dub888: uh ohhh, thinkieeees
benjamin_wheeler: OG duals, pain lands and fetch lands
dabudder: @benjamin_wheeler i mean, dominia clears
Marvoleath: @KodeMage in middle ages, and in many places later, they werent
e_bloc: ben using his phone a friend
benjamin_wheeler: plus Academy, Cradle, Workshop
Diabore: ok teferi
ElektroTal: new capenna is full of insane cards that get added to the file every day that no one has ever seen before
Ukon_Cairns: ooh bouncelands not a top 5 but higher on the list than most im sure. real degen stuff they enable.
LathosTiran: what we call a gutter used to be a sewer
Dog_of_Myth: Ravinca is clearly second then right?
KodeMage: @Marvoleath those were ditches, not sewers, like fleet street, right?
benjamin_wheeler: Ravnica or Mirrodin
dabudder: mirrodins had some really goods ones yeah
ElektroTal: @benjamin_wheeler excuse me, sanctum is right there
KodeMage: I was thinking the east river is often called a sewer too
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Mirrodin had some good ones
kyless2106: Artifact lands punch so above their weight class
dabudder: fastlands are legit
KodeMage: but it's a tidal estuary
MegaDosX:
jessicaengle: !quote cards
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
dabudder: but i dont think it beats shocks/surviels
micalovits: Half the fetches aren't from dominaria right? Or am i just thinking of reprinds?
Marvoleath: @KodeMage hmm, maybe a language difference, checking right now
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Dog_of_Myth: It's a good thought exercise though
Diabore: which stepe? end stepe
KodeMage: no! wasteland him until he quits magic!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah lets dig
Ukon_Cairns: half the fetches on dom and tarkir, other half on zendikar yeh?
Dog_of_Myth: Yep @Ukon_Cairns
glitched_goddess: diggy dig
KodeMage: "There's a finite amount of fun to be had in a game of Magic. It's my goal to have all of it."
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Tolaria West | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
MegaDosX: I hear that's a good land
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Transmute
dabudder: oh wait hold on. shifting woodland works with glacial chasm
LRRbot: Surgical Extraction [{B/P}] | Instant | Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
dabudder: right?
Marvoleath: @KodeMage "Open drains, or gutters, for waste water run-off ran along the center of some streets. These were known as kennels". But I also think 'open sewers' is sometimes used
dabudder: that does what I want?
MegaDosX: He can search his own hand
Chichen: graveyard, hand, library
50keyz: OH MAN thats GENIUS
MegaDosX: The player who does it gets to see everything I think
Natedogg2: No, the hand is not revealed.
benjamin_wheeler: it isn’t public
bytecaster: A player is allowed to look at their own hand it turns out, weird
glitched_goddess: it’s not exactly normal to SE oneself, in my experience lol
MegaDosX:
@bytecaster This was the joke I was trying to make 
benjamin_wheeler: artifact lands clear shocks and surveil imo
public_key_reveal_party: The more interesting case is if there is an instance where a player can't look at their own hand
benjamin_wheeler: takes a lot to get banned in 3+ formats
MegaDosX: That's true, the shocks and surveil lands never got banned anywhere
arbysgaming38: cloudpost is on mirrodin too
arbysgaming38: banned in modern
J_trans_rights: god my dream memes and moxen deck is coming true
OldUncleDan: Surgical Extraction is one of the most niche cards in Canlander.
dabudder: @benjamin_wheeler i mean it depends on the greater context, but if we're looking at impact on magic as a whole, I think surviel shocks eke it out, just because of thier constant relevance
bytecaster: Everybodies favorite new game show "The Slime Zone"
benjamin_wheeler: cloudpost, artifact lands, fast lands and ink moth/blinkmoth
MegaDosX: Deck thinning!
Marvoleath: @KodeMage yup, can be not underground pipe too though
LoadingReadyRun: In the world being represented by the game, when two wizards are fighting and one sacrificed a snap land, does that actually change the geography of the area they are in?
frank_the_great: Oh, he's leaving some back. That makes sense. I just kinda assumed they all had to go
Natedogg2: Fun fact - you don't have to exile the card that you targeted in the graveyard if you don't want to.
e_bloc: slipping in a slime zone
dabudder: @LoadingReadyRun i kinda think of fetches as a transitory leyline, a wizard uses them to reach a more familiar leyline
KodeMage: marit leige at home?
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
glitched_goddess: Temu Laige
bytecaster: Marit Lage with less thespians
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xBakuMM: i mean he has otawara
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
niccus: imagining this deck facing Invert Polarity
definenull: i think at this point, gotta make him have it
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dabudder: who woulda thunk it
definenull:
new game plan
Gooseblast: MY man
dabudder: HES DOING IT
micalovits: Lets go!
OldUncleDan: Your own... Personal... Tutor.
LRRbot: Personal Tutor [U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
dabudder: hes making it happen
justalog96: The beatdown is afoot
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Transmuted_Elf: have we seen any crabs?
justalog96: Spicy
MegaDosX: Chasm time
theamc2000: chasm
definenull: chasm?
dabudder: chasm plus woodland
dabudder: hard lock
junkwarrior58: ruh roh
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When this land enters, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
OldUncleDan: So much Crab and Mill in Serge's deck...
Marvoleath: @dabudder fling is instant, can find a window
MegaDosX: !card shifting woodland
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
bytecaster: Have we seen a crab yet?
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
justalog96:
Glacial Chasm? The commander all star? 
dabudder: @Marvoleath thats true but its not going to be easy
50keyz:
so serge is just playing lands midrange and calling it crab mill. got it
definenull: notably no more delulu
MegaDosX: Even a boat!
Juliamon: We were promised crab, Serge
dabudder: glacial chasm is a fucked up magic card
accountmadeforants:
@bytecaster There haven't been enough emotes in chat, the crabs aren't sure if it's their cue
MegaDosX: Got a Skullcrack or a Stomp in there Ben?
Transmuted_Elf: is there a thuming stone in bens deck?
Marvoleath: !decks
memnus: Time for the surprise questing beast?
Ukon_Cairns: just need the questing beast off the top. or maybe a stomp.
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Pi Day!
dabudder: he's checking the list
lamina5432: damage is now a meme
DrLigmaPhD: Weird that Vito and Co. get round chasm
LathosTiran: what card is preventing damage?
MegaDosX: Skill issue Serge
bytecaster: Is there only one crab, Serge? We want crab density!
YeetTheRich_: well shuffle them to the top then
MegaDosX: !card glacial chasm
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When this land enters, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
MegaDosX: @LathosTiran This one
LathosTiran: neat
MintChocDoublin: I thought rite of consumption might be loss of life, but no, it's also damage
benjamin_wheeler: little late but thinking about it now I’d be on at least 2 more crabs
glitched_goddess: good step 1
Jadaris:
@benjamin_wheeler 
benjamin_wheeler: but yeah, classic comment section missing the beat
MegaDosX: Jarrad would work, but I somehow doubt Ben has Jarrad in his list
wifi12345678910: I thought step 1 was was turn 1 crab?
DigitalSeahorse:
Nickiatori: the crab should be lower case so it is "crab Mill"
50keyz: is this based on teh "4 crab" deck serge and wheeler were talking about in the duskmorn set review?
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Natedogg2: Hopefully, there is an Essence Harvest in Ben's future.
The_Timo: Change the name to imitation crab mill
telemacus: @LoadingReadyRun the stream window shrunk?
definenull: inb4 bloodmoon
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX I always forget Stomp has that additional line, even when playing it myself.
dabudder: @The_Timo no notes
Juliamon: my name is Mill. Crab Mill
justalog96: Get the Deepmuck Desperado in here
Ukon_Cairns:
Krab with a K, mill 
Dog_of_Myth:
@The_Timo
Fruan: Stomp!
Jadaris: @telemacus new twitch "feature"
Fruan: Stomping yourself in the face to get around The One Ring is my absolute favorite.
LoadingReadyRun: @telemacus what do you mean? I don't think anything has changed on our end
telemacus: @Jadaris love that
Hinnybin: alchemist's gambit?
Marvoleath: looks fine in full screen
goombalax: I thought Serge had the bad lands deck
wifi12345678910: Russian Foil stomping ground?
JRandomHacker: We had a Gladiator tournament where we got to see a Questing Beast kill through a T1R protection trigger
agentofsaruman69: it's a thing twitch added for non subs to shove more ads in @Marvoleath
Mr_Horrible: @Jadaris I think this is shrinking the player for banner ads instead (at least I hope instead) of running stitched in midrolls
Mr_Horrible: at least at certain points
MegaDosX: Oh shit
LathosTiran: huh, its twitrch being weird. in chat mode i see slight vertical black bars. i go full screen and they are not present.
MegaDosX: I have never seen this cast
LRRbot: Demonic Bargain [2B] | Sorcery | Exile the top thirteen cards of your library, then search your library for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
ztghostie:
Its Pot of Desires
theamc2000: oh cuz Ben is okay with the exile
MegaDosX: Oof
iammtd: oof
Chichen: Ben's deck looks so fun
Marvoleath: @agentofsaruman69 ah, that's why I didnt notice a difference. That sucks
thraximore: F
Juliamon: Always safe to assume a new UI change is for revenue purposes
bytecaster: Gotta keep the slimes contained
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MegaDosX: Maybe Serge forgets to recur Chasm and Ben can get through with a Slime
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow burn
definenull: yeah get'em paul
The_Timo: boseiju already gone?
bytecaster: Paul has milled Ben exactly as much as Serge
Marvoleath: @Juliamon We have the saying "If you don't know what's it about, it's about money" for a reason
wifi12345678910: It it all going to keikaku?
bytecaster: this game at least, IIRC
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LRRbot: Heartbeat of Spring [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
MegaDosX: Ooooh
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, we all forget what that card does
MegaDosX: Yeah most people forget how Boseiju works
HadesLeprechaun: just rip it off the top, ez
gualdhar: why is Serge not taking damage again?
The_Timo: I was double checking for any out lol
justalog96: The lines with the channel lands are always so hard to think through
Dog_of_Myth: Glacial Chasm
theamc2000: boseiju with the non basic land clause
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Ben just grabbed another Slime, watch
superdude097: @gualdhar Glacial Chasm prevents damage he wopuld take
dabudder: the CRUCE
MegaDosX: Boseiju off the top would have been superlative
definenull: lmao that still a good card
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
frank_the_great: So for memes and moxen, Serge brought a lands deck
MegaDosX: Well
RabbitGrrrl: Does ben still have extirpate in the deck?
MegaDosX: I hear that's a good card
justalog96: Hmmmmm
Mr_Horrible: love to be protected from everything
A_Dub888: SAURON
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
Ukon_Cairns: ooh another mill card for Serge, Ben's One Ring
MegaDosX: The bigxile pile
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
HiCallMeRusty: Ben this deck is rad
MegaDosX: Huh.
accountmadeforants: This had better find a cra
bytecaster: You better get a crab with that
definenull: ?!?
theamc2000: 3 mana
MegaDosX: A which
Nickiatori: eddymuch crab
e_bloc: gotta risk it for the buscuit
A_Dub888: uhhhh
agentofsaruman69: 3 mana not 5
LRRbot: Palinchron [5UU] | Creature — Illusion [4/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, untap up to seven lands. / {2}{U}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand.
Nickiatori: oh
dabudder: oh my god
neisan2112: YEEEEE
definenull: weird crab
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
Nickiatori: ok
Dread_Pirate_Westley: X is 7 costs 9 mana.
JonHerzogArtist: YEAH
goombalax: in 2025?!
neisan2112: Pali lets gooooo
Nickiatori: nice crab
BusTed: haha, we could hear
Transmuted_Elf: notably not a crab
powerflapjack: (sits up excitedly)
Juliamon: Crabless Crab Mill
e_bloc: nice heartbeat
superdude097: If x is 7, Serge only has 3 mana floating because the GG
thraximore:
agentofsaruman69: 7GG = 9
MegaDosX: Cost nine mana, so three floating
PorpoisesUnknown: Ben isn't running extra turn spells no "time" in the slime time lol jk
Nickiatori: animar allstar
A_Dub888: “Still no crabs” - Ben Ulmer 2025
bytecaster: I love this new crabless carb mill deck!
revjakenash: ben is going for the big win now, like a boss. It's in there waiting to be discovered and I believe in it. This is how you win against glacial chasm
micalovits: Huh, is that infinite mana?
dabudder: @PorpoisesUnknown i suppose its fair given the lack of crabs in serges list
50keyz: vegan crab
Juliamon: oh, maybe it's a typo, it's Carb Mill
e_bloc: yeah this is infite
kynelwynn: Off by one?
goombalax: love a symmetrical milf effect
LRRbot: Terisian Mindbreaker [7] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [6/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded up. / Unearth {1}{U}{U}{U}
A_Dub888: !card the one ring
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
bytecaster: Weird crab, but okay
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
PorpoisesUnknown: @dabudder Yeah I just find deck names funny. there was a Boat brew, I believe it neither ran boats nor alcoholic beverages lol
DoomCountDown: glacial tax
revjakenash: @goombalax you and me both
A_Dub888:
MegaDosX: Serge "No Crabs" Yager
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm defending you Serge
Marvoleath:
GirlPainting: Caw Caw!
Dog_of_Myth:
theamc2000: cool crab
Chichen: I was PROMISED crabs...
Chesul: We know what a Crab is, Serge.
cmdrud87: He should talk to Voxy...
Mindfire13: I know I haven't seen a crab yet
50keyz: everything eventually evolves into crabs so isnt every creature just an unrealised crab?
Dog_of_Myth: Twitch chat craves crabs
Wonderdoc: this is some sort of crabless crab
Juliamon: couldn't you at LEAST have a shapeshifter
e_bloc: am I high or is there a palinchron and a heartbreak of springs out there
as_ever_ellesandra: I ask the vendor, is this crab mill or heartbeat storm
benjamin_wheeler: does serge have delirium?
Ukon_Cairns: palichron kinda looks like a crab rangoon, i think that counts.
Bugberry: all is crab
LathosTiran: it's Krab
Shurtal: call the deck Imitation Crab
niccus: chicken of the sea
Fr0Dough: The crab, in crab mill is its making me crabby
frank_the_great: Fuck the crabs - we're milling half the library, and I'm extatic. Does Serge have the big fish? Swallower I think
JonHerzogArtist: During the Brothers War, eventually, all robots evolved into crabs
bytecaster: This is an imitation crab deck!
Pywodwagon: @benjamin_wheeler sir I'm going to give you OA
as_ever_ellesandra: the vendor says "its a good crab mill deck sir"
Fr0Dough: The man at the store said this is the crab mill youd want
as_ever_ellesandra: look inside - its a heartbeat storm deck
AndyTold: yeah i'll have the imitation crab roll
TurnedToFrog: Little did Ben know all of Serge's creatures had been at a crab buffet just before the match
hypethos: @benjamin_wheeler I only see sorcery and land in his bin
A_Dub888: @jonherzogartist so THAT’S what the Sylex did
dabudder: @as_ever_ellesandra its not even wet
accountmadeforants: Crab Mill is just something that mills crabs into flour.
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circusofkirkus: pheonix could be relevant
iammtd: well now he does have delirium
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Nickiatori: misty toots!
LRRbot: Temporal Manipulation [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
revjakenash: was fling in range of the one ring prior to mill? I missed which direction that count went
Mr_Horrible: extirpate is an interesting choice in a singleton format. Just for uncounterable graveyard hate?
definenull: one day the crab will come
Serpens77:
probs a good time to go grab a snack if you need one Ben
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible to use on your own slimes, they count exile
eepy_Alice: @Mr_Horrible iirc it's for his own slimes
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: *megamind face* no crabs
LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Horrible You missed the Surgical play, huh?
Nickiatori: ooh thats a nice art on tht one
theamc2000: you have not played land for turn serge
revjakenash: @Mr_Horrible underworld breach is a very powerful card
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath ahh, well then
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm gonna grab some pie for Pi Day! 
theamc2000: yet
agentofsaruman69: 23
definenull: if only there were a crab to help you get there...
theamc2000: what is Ben drinking? tea?
LRRbot: Terisian Mindbreaker [7] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [6/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded up. / Unearth {1}{U}{U}{U}
kynelwynn: Mill in 100-card is a hell of a flex attempt
bytecaster: Ben promised slimes, we got many slimes, Serge promised slimes, we got a Juggernaut
fatherllymic: Just getting in, did they say how many drinks they have? I see Ben with at least one
bytecaster: *crabs
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back
revjakenash: I love this modified curb your enthusiasm plan
theamc2000: flicker works to keep it
Bugberry: you can flicker it
LithelyUnshod: Ben does take 6 then
Mr_Horrible: iirc you *can* flicker it, but nothing else
Nickiatori: the gay shill chasm
thraximore: @LithelyUnshod ring protection
LithelyUnshod: Right
Chichen: yep flicker works
LithelyUnshod: Thanks
Mr_Horrible: because they're both "exile"
davkmo: Yup
50keyz: you choose the replacement effect right?
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Mr_Horrible: so unearth is like "sure, that looks like exile to me"
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Chichen: it fulfills it going to exile
bytecaster: Because both effects put it into exile
davkmo: if two things send to exile, you choose which
as_ever_ellesandra: since its already going to exile it doesn't instead go to exile
Wonderdoc: you choose which exile applies first
Bugberry: Unearth just replaces any leaving the battlefield with exiling, so an effect that already exiles doesn't cause any issues.
Diabore: yeah flicker gets around it because it does go to exile to begin with
davkmo: *two of your effects*
frank_the_great: There is a weird enchantment that works as a flicker. Printed in BRO
50keyz:
Ukon_Cairns: its going to where its trying to replace it with, so it just goes and comes back like flicker do
Chichen: crab?
bytecaster: Crab?
theamc2000: crab?
A_Dub888: Y’all heard it chat, Serge wants crabs
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: did it finally happen
LithelyUnshod: !decks
Nickiatori: thats nota crab
Chichen: thats not a crab
davkmo: crab?
Mr_Horrible:
you can always concede, Serge
benjamin_wheeler: unearth just says “hey you’re heading to exile that’s cool”
joelmtgg: still no crab
glitched_goddess: time for crab?
theamc2000: elk
Chichen:
thats not a crab serge
Juliamon: chat is hungry for crab
MegaDosX: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.
davkmo: SERGE THAT IS NOT A CRAB
memnus:
?
vVv_Genocide: mill mill mill! I am the mill guy!
micalovits: I wonder when serge finds his infinite mana
The_Timo: 6
hypethos: is palinchron give him infinite?
as_ever_ellesandra: you can infinite palinchron there
The_Timo: Unseen crab
Mr_Horrible: theoretical crab
joelmtgg: crab?
goombalax: theorycrab
bytecaster: Crab in potentia
Mindfire13: Invisible Crab
as_ever_ellesandra: or could've just marit lage
MegaDosX: tfw Slimes is the cleaner deck
thraximore:
DragonMZ: Palinchron went infinite like 3 turns ago
justalog96: The Latent Crab
KodeMage: oh, god... finally... that hurt me
couchboyj: Technical crab, the best kind of crab
Mindfire13: How is slime the cleanest deck?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: schrodinger's crab, etc etc
Veshnikard: Shifting woodland can copy chasim which is nice
Wonderdoc: this is the worst crab experience I‘ve had in a while
Bugberry: Unearth doesn't say that things sent to exile can't come back, so flicker has no issues.
Marvoleath:
Show proof of crab 
davkmo: eventually, given time, all decks evolve towards crab
agentofsaruman69: also, you can just go late (if you want)
benjamin_wheeler: you can just play for 30 min and then Alex and I take us home
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, them lands got so much words on em. shifting woodlands copying the mindbreaker is another chunk of mill if its wanted.
Isitmeorisitme1: omg he played crab!!
wifi12345678910: show crab streamer
accountmadeforants: Brothers' War has a fun card that tries to teach you (or at least point you towards) the exile trick
GirlPainting: i come from the future! and i can confirm, saturday is already here!
accountmadeforants: !card Meticulous Excavation
LRRbot: Meticulous Excavation [W] | Enchantment | {2}{W}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it has unearth, instead exile it, then return that card to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler we’re going to your place? SLEEPOVER!!!
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
joelmtgg: crab?
definenull: CRAB
iammtd: CRAB
AndyTold: Godspeed You! Black Emperor reference?
BusTed:
bytecaster: CRAB
accountmadeforants:
wifi12345678910: CRAB!
NotCainNorAbel:
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Finally a crab
ztghostie: FINALLY A CRAB
Chichen:
CRAB CRAB CRAB
accountmadeforants: It counts!
goombalax: TIME FOR CRAB
chris_hat: CRAB
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CRABS!
Juliamon: CRAB IS HERE
Isitmeorisitme1: HARD EVIDENCE OF CRAB
Mr_Horrible:
Mindfire13: CRAB SEEN
Serpens77: we finally have hard evidence of a crab
davkmo: FIANLLY
MegaDosX:
Ukon_Cairns:
wifi12345678910:
powerflapjack: CREB
Wonderdoc: LETS GOOOOO
PorpoisesUnknown: Investi-CRAB
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: all i need is one crab
Mr_Horrible: we did say that, yes
circusofkirkus: that's like 0.5 crab
Veshnikard: Do you believe in miracles
YeetTheRich_: imitation crab
Mr_Horrible: we were right at the time, too
wifi12345678910: technically it's a fake crab
iammtd: amusingly serge is providing hard evidence of him having crabs here
dabudder: welp. now we know. serge has crabs
Isitmeorisitme1: half a crab
PorpoisesUnknown: I haven't had gods for a long time Serge
shendaras: Is that the only crab, though?
Bugberry: we admit it, Serge has crabs
benjamin_wheeler:
your doctor said otherwise
theamc2000: I actually counted the mindbreaker as a crab
50keyz: imitation crab indeed
revjakenash: remember, at a meme's and moxen event you are doing a thing, and if you mess up on sweaty plays. that should be expected because you are going ham on memes.
hypethos: does Serge really wanna be known as crabs guy?
ztghostie: Give the crab token the detective creature type!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "Im helping" - That Crab
davkmo: narcrab
Chichen: snitches get snipses
glitched_goddess: Crab, P.I.
DragonMZ: @ztghostie and a Fedora
Mr_Horrible: Crablumbo
Orestes290: crapshoot time
PorpoisesUnknown: Snitches get Snippses is gold
davkmo: crablock holmes
Marvoleath: Crab snitching, smh
revjakenash: if someone has a triskadekaphobia in their deck tonight I will be in heaven
couchboyj: Six seasons and a movie!
OldUncleDan: ACAB - All Crabs Are Blue
GirlPainting: we have played dark souls....nobody belives the crab has power 0!
davkmo: Agatha Crabstie
Juliamon: Snitches get Pinches
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
PorpoisesUnknown: Snitches get PINCHES!!! infinitely more playable
Scarbble: clawlumbo
Mr_Horrible: take a numa and call me in the morning
MegaDosX: Exile thirteen and tutor
LRRbot: Demonic Bargain [2B] | Sorcery | Exile the top thirteen cards of your library, then search your library for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: "uhhh find lightning greaves, even though I don't need to tell you"
PorpoisesUnknown: He could just "accidently" drop it on the table face up lol
Bugberry: Alchemy allows for non-universal tutors that don't reveal.
MegaDosX: This seems like one of the only archetypes where this card is even playable tbh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i watch that youtube channel
niccus: talking is a free action
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the lie guys
adambomb625: I find chaos orb
frank_the_great: Lying has never, and I meant never, failed me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben finds Zephyr Spirit.
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on this creature: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
davkmo: one guard always lies. one guard is crab
GirlPainting: oh crab!
LRRbot: Surgical Extraction [{B/P}] | Instant | Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
frank_the_great: Pull from Eternity woul honestly slap in this list
Mr_Horrible: can you imagine if the crab was a 1/3? The detective would've died instantly to that pinch
definenull: mini slime into mega slime
circusofkirkus:
bytecaster: Crab ass
Mr_Horrible: caked up on a friday?
Mazrae: Hello everyone how goes the meme decks
Isitmeorisitme1: slime against humanity is why I include extirpate in my decks with black.
Bugberry: let he who is without ass cast the first stone.
MegaDosX: Even an Omenkeel
ztghostie: ooooohhh is this what they mean by crab cake?
bytecaster: @Mazrae We have thus far seen a singular crab!
e_bloc: says the guy with a crab and hope
junkwarrior58: @ztghostie LOL
glitched_goddess: crab ass. crass.
A_Dub888: to be fair, they is some BIG butts
wifi12345678910: Noo, rip crab
goosevonkaiser: drawing ur card per turn is a bold strategy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No. Serge dares kill Crab. He chose to block.
Fruan: This kills the crab
Mr_Horrible: you can only fight carcinization for so long, Benjamin
MegaDosX: Back to Serge "No Crabs" Yager
Nickiatori: BEN you absolute monster
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Scerlding Tern
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ehmehgerhd
Nickiatori: going for a greeny blue?
GirlPainting: did serge just draw one card?
definenull: slime midrange?
goosevonkaiser: ska-lding tarn ::trumpet::
GirlPainting: i think he didn´t draw for the turn
bytecaster: 3 hits with that 7/7 trampler and thats 21 commander damage
SirGrote: beat the crab out of you?
A_Dub888: sometimes, you just gotta turn them sideways
MegaDosX: Winding Constricter my goat
as_ever_ellesandra: I mean you can just play surgical in temur
superdude097: Could run Chatterfang for the beatdown plan. Get a big Squirrel with each big Slime
MegaDosX: Constrictor rather
LRRbot: Foresight [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for three cards, exile them, then shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
Mr_Horrible: they've already printed Fivesight, Ben
Nickiatori: why not five sight
MafiaBossDonut: I cast concede
nan_de_mo_nai: foresight is a food chain classic
Nickiatori: @Mr_Horrible beat me too it lol
LRRbot: Surgical Extraction [{B/P}] | Instant | Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im waiting for 7 to 10 sight
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
ekplayscards: canadian highlander
Isitmeorisitme1: Wait a second. Can extirpate/surg extract run into Opposition Agent?
Nickiatori: ah the classic trick your opponent cryptic command
hypethos: I thouhgt he paid 2 life
hypethos: for the extraction
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yavimaya Alert! All lands are now Forests!
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
GirlPainting: you have been hit by the crab! don´t forget that!
LRRbot: Tidechannel Pathway (front: Barkchannel Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {U}.
echochrisx: did Ben track the 0 he took from the crab?
LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
ElektroTal: canlandian landlander
TheAwkes: An nearly endless supply of N+2/N+2s
definenull: yeah doesn't help that thats a flip land too
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LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
junkwarrior58: LMAO
DragonMZ: KEKW
definenull: LMAO
glitched_goddess: diggy diggy hole
MegaDosX: Good joke Paul
bytecaster: Dig Through Slime!
LiamK712: good one Paul
ekplayscards: s tier joke
GirlPainting: that was a great pun @ Paul
MegaDosX: That's very funny with Slimes
GirlPainting: a Milly Vanilly Walker
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
davkmo: what is serum powder
MegaDosX: !card serum powder
LRRbot: Serum Powder [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.
goosevonkaiser: !card serum powder
LRRbot: Serum Powder [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.
Mr_Horrible: "That's cropwang"
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
Mr_Horrible: I guess probably "landwang" more likely
thraximore: @Mr_Horrible that's not better lmao
davkmo: thanks! yeah that is sick in Ben’s list
LRRbot: Slime Against Humanity [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. / A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
joelmtgg: more slimes
glitched_goddess: Ith a maze!
definenull:
seanmrwick: which Planeswalker is on Serge's field?
Mr_Horrible: @thraximore look it's not my fault they made the distinctive part of the name also suggestive!
MegaDosX: Holy shit
definenull:
ekplayscards: SUMMON A LARGER AND LARGER MAN
MegaDosX: They're multiplying!
bytecaster: We are going wide AND tall
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, slimyyyy
Juliamon: seanmrwick compleated Jace
davkmo: run! ith the thlimes!
cmdrud87: yaaasss
junkwarrior58: A LARGER AND LARGER MAN
goosevonkaiser: slime time is live
seanmrwick: @Juliamon thank you
hypethos: @seanmrwick jace the perfected mind
Wonderdoc: Ben managed to play Jade Idol in magic
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
seanmrwick: @hypethos thanks! I'll take a look at it
davkmo: if you’ve got time for crime you’ve got time for slime
Mr_Horrible: mill by way of cleanup step
50keyz: mill card yes crab no
MegaDosX: Wow
Nickiatori: CRAB
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards.
YeetTheRich_: yaaay
JonHerzogArtist:
bytecaster: Second CRAB!
hypethos: CRAB
Juliamon: CRAB
GirbusTheWise: CRAB
joelmtgg: CRAB CRAB
50keyz:
fatherllymic: crab
chris_hat: CRAB
Mr_Horrible:
damn, I've been crabbed! 
Larkonus: IF YOU HAVE TIME TO GAB, YOU HAVE TIME FOR CRAB
thraximore:
Ukon_Cairns:
Juliamon: best crab, even
Jillexie:
memnus: We got there!
Scarbble: aw yeah, crab!
iammtd: what an incrabible moment
seanmrwick: lets goooo
Chesul: Finally.
adept_nekomancer: It's always time for crab.
Mr_Horrible: you win *this* round, Yager...
MegaDosX: Correct
Paspantoute:
too much food in the food deck, not enough crab in the crab deck 
niccus: i wish mr krabs went in crabs
MegaDosX: I don't think so
ztghostie: no
goosevonkaiser: lrrCrab
cmdrud87: ope
as_ever_ellesandra: !card horn of greed
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
Mr_Horrible: only play, not etb
Pywodwagon: Play only
as_ever_ellesandra: Correct Serge
ztghostie: Lands entering is different form playing
frank_the_great: I now have crabrave stuck in my head
superdude097: !card horn of greed
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
Natedogg2: No, it won't work. Horn of Greed cares about playing a land, not a land entering.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Paspantoute but what about, crab in the food deck?
benjamin_wheeler: it’s play
Paspantoute:
@elgenericosfavoriteorphan 
crab is food
Mr_Horrible:
@elgenericosfavoriteorphan I'd be down 
seanmrwick: hey @benjamin_wheeler glad to see you
r10pez10: doot as you please
ThorSokar: I was hoping Ben would rip an overrun off the top
davkmo: from hells heart I crab at thee
definenull:
LRRbot: Thud [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Thud deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
hd_dabnado: THUD
definenull: the thud was there all along
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: t h u d
Paspantoute: ggs
joelmtgg: ggs
davkmo: THUD THUD
ThorSokar: that works too
Isitmeorisitme1:
seanmrwick: is it weird to say that after hearing something about crab I'm craving crab meat
TheOneCalledStu: At least you found Crab
zuha91: All best combos end in Fling
MegaDosX: Ben's deck is hilarious
50keyz: great match!
hd_dabnado: !decks
definenull: Hope to see slime time for next year's championships
davkmo: why did I hear Ben’s“Hi Jace” to Not like us
Ukon_Cairns: slimes time to shine
goosevonkaiser: slimes looked good as heck
bytecaster: Slime is gonna get pointed
dumbo3k: Cute Slimes are Cute! And they Thud!
DigitalSeahorse:
Isitmeorisitme1: mmmm extirpate to obliterate the slimes.
CharredSpark: living in the slimelight
seanmrwick: well these decks are really fun to see. I'd love to build these decks
Mazrae: Now is there a card to merge the slimes into a mega slime
Dog_of_Myth: Don't think so but you could mutate them
goosevonkaiser: blue eyes slime dragon
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun will there maybe be a 10$ budget canlander event?
definenull: Does a zombie work?
seanmrwick: the slime mill deck could also work for Mimeoplasm, right?
definenull: !card corpse cobble
LRRbot: Corpse Cobble [UB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice any number of creatures. / Create an X/X blue and black Zombie creature token with menace, where X is the total power of the sacrificed creatures. / Flashback {3}{U}{B}
Nickiatori: chat what is this melody from?
CaptainSpam: This music seems new.
DigitalSeahorse: zelda?
Juliamon: it's a Bradley Rains piece
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hd_dabnado: its very windwaker inspired yeah
DigitalSeahorse: nostalgia
Mazrae: This one sounds Metroid -y
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Mazrae: Shoot I just realized I'm 2 episodes behind on Friday nights
GirlPainting: oh no
circusofkirkus: booty time
bytecaster: @Mazrae You are in for a special treat!
nymistrya: @Mazrae Episode 3 is such a treat
hypethos: does flying men count as goofy?
Chichen: do your decks have more crabs than serges?
cmdrud87: but... how many crab are ou running?
wifi12345678910: Merfolk Surprise?
MegaDosX: Oh no
dabudder: WHEELER.
frank_the_great: ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
MegaDosX: *sigh* Wheeler.
JonHerzogArtist: oh god, is this a buttfighting deck
circusofkirkus: Magic: The Gyatthering
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh we're doin booty battle?
joelmtgg: omg wheeler pls
ztghostie: !decks
hd_dabnado: yoooo wall of steel????
Paspantoute: all of them? there is a lot
powerflapjack: so wheeler may play a hedron crab before serge
tehfewl: Platonic deck?
kynelwynn: Ms. Bumbleflower?
Dog_of_Myth: Love that deck name
cmdrud87: that oe is tricky to pilot.
tehfewl: Plagon *
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Run CMC is such a good deck nae
Bugberry: so much value, but not like that.
seanmrwick: so Alex is going for Jund em out?
junkwarrior58: Run CMC is a great one
MegaDosX: Are we going to see Vial Smasher?
cmdrud87: h might walk this way.
powerflapjack: wait, alex is going to play runningback for the Sanfransico 49ers?
ztghostie: any beans in there?
Bugberry: Splashing for Scornful Egotist
hd_dabnado: wheeler where is steel wall 😔
seanmrwick: run CMC sounds really good
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
frank_the_great: There are 17?! different 1 mana 0/4s
wifi12345678910: horse that bobs wrong?
Ukon_Cairns: ooh cards that bob wrong with a deck full of like, fury and grief?
Bugberry: !card scornful egotist
LRRbot: Scornful Egotist [7U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Morph {U}
hidingbox: All Hail the Scornful Egotist!
LRRbot: Brokers Initiate [W] | Creature — Cat Citizen [0/4] | {4}{G/U}: This creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
Gooseblast: World EXCLUSIVE
bytecaster: Amazing
hypethos: banger
definenull: World first
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
HiCallMeRusty: Alex's deck is full of bangers hold on
seanmrwick: is it crazy that I'd actually love to see the strictly worse cube played?
Paspantoute:
who designed that card
Wonderdoc: that wasnt even playable in its limited environment good god
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
Nickiatori: worst case ontario
50keyz:
Simriel: Wait what is Wheelers deck name?
cmdrud87: also, Hi Seerge and Adam, I prsume
Isitmeorisitme1: god's strongest draft card
DigitalSeahorse:
frank_the_great: Two equally good one-drops
rosesmcgee: Wheeler wait, I needed closure on that anecdote
cmdrud87: (or erge and Ben)
wifi12345678910: I can still hear them lol
Nickiatori: we can still hear them
Ukon_Cairns: i do like that that citizen has to put in a ton of effort to do any amount of damage despite the enormous sword
Isitmeorisitme1: hey buddy, I see two one-drops on board, and only one is immune to bolt.
50keyz: banding
wifi12345678910: I thoght bonding was a beach in Australia
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
wifi12345678910: Thought
DigitalSeahorse: I'm from Ontario and am far quieter than Ben U
MegaDosX: The snorse that bobs wrong!
hypethos: @Ukon_Cairns it's one thing ot pick it up, but swinging it around, that takes mana
MichaelSnowbird: We are loud because we dont want you to miss anything important.
Diabore: good ol snorse that bobs wrong
sporkraptor: so it's a snourse
sporkraptor: snount, sorry
cmdrud87: welcome to snorse!
fatherllymic: Snorse WHAT Bobs wrong
MegaDosX: Wheeler no
Isitmeorisitme1: lmao
sporkraptor: snake horse mount = snount
LRRbot: Caelorna, Coral Tyrant [1U] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [0/8]
ztghostie: what
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: Heck yeah
MegaDosX: Oh shit this thing
YeetTheRich_: yeee
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Diabore: so wheeler is on butt buddies
wifi12345678910: watch out for karakas
MegaDosX: Exalted gonna put in work
Isitmeorisitme1: that exalted is pretty hot
GirlPainting: i thought canonicly, Alex has a patholigic fear of snakes!
Ukon_Cairns: aetherdrift making waves in canlander i see
dabudder: @Diabore no, magic the gyattthering
hidingbox: It has infinitely power toughness than power!
frank_the_great: Basically a plant
hidingbox: Well undefined
LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
as_ever_ellesandra: good joke streamer
Simriel: So what is the Meme for Wheelers deck
Diabore: the gakk attakk
MegaDosX: The Gaak!
hypethos: @Simriel large ass
Isitmeorisitme1: don't let wheeler crack any artifacts this match
Bugberry: I hope this deck has Indomitable Ancients
Simriel: Big Butts? Is he able to Lie?
Ukon_Cairns: gakk v gyatt
Diabore: @Simriel depends what his feelings on them are
JonHerzogArtist: Just wait until we release Emrasquirrel
theamc2000: what is Alex’s meme theme again?
Bugberry: !card Indomitable Ancients
LRRbot: Indomitable Ancients [2WW] | Creature — Treefolk Warrior [2/10]
as_ever_ellesandra: @theamc2000 BIG mana value
LRRbot: Riptide Turtle [1U] | Creature — Turtle [0/5] | Flash / Defender
as_ever_ellesandra: little cost to use the big mana value
Wonderdoc: ruined
theamc2000: @as_ever_ellesandra ty
MegaDosX: Wheeler the liar, smh
call_me_Aras: Really?!
powerflapjack: wheeler in shambles
dabudder: now we've GOT him
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
junkwarrior58: fin? Noggin? dude!
ChrisPjuegos: never beating the wall allegations now
definenull: How will wheeler recover
tehfewl: Rip
Wonderdoc: throw the whole deck away
Veshnikard: Of all people
itsj0mi:
DigitalSeahorse: woop
Juliamon: ChrisPjuegos the wallegations
Isitmeorisitme1: you wanted the 0/5 turtle from foundations
Pywodwagon: reading your own cards is legally not information gained
theamc2000: flash
tonks_just_tonks: `-o:defender`
HadesLeprechaun: start planning a replacement for game 2
tonks_just_tonks:
LRRbot: Plagon, Lord of the Beach [2U] | Legendary Creature — Starfish Wizard [0/3] | When Plagon enters, draw a card for each creature you control with toughness greater than its power. / {W/U}: Target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power this turn.
tehfewl: Yes
joelmtgg: quick sideboard for game 2
dabudder: YEAHHHHH PLAGON LETS GOOOO
Ukon_Cairns:
the cards always have more words on it 
Kadenus: "0 power deck without defender creatures" but still includes defenders smh my head
frank_the_great: Love that lil guy
chris_hat: HELL YEAH PLAGON GAMING
hd_dabnado: starfish wizard is what they called me in college
30teracyte: extremely busted starfish
hypethos: can attack for 9 with octopus?
Diabore: 3 mana draw 5 is good
junkwarrior58: yeah plagon is a real crazy one
Isitmeorisitme1: jumpstarting his deck
OldUncleDan: Is this an Unfinity card?
imperial_fps: LOL this deck rules
LoadingReadyRun: What up Starfish Wizards!
dabudder: go gyatt em
MegaDosX: Plagon is from Foundations Jumpstart
Diabore: @OldUncleDan jumpstart
as_ever_ellesandra: @OldUncleDan jumpstart foundations
OldUncleDan: Doh!
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
dungeonmasteralek: i love plagon so much
Bugberry: @OldUncleDan It's just silly, doesn't do anything outside the rules.
Larkonus: Look, Frodo, Comic Sans!
tehfewl: What are you going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
itsj0mi: is high alert in wheeler's deck?
DigitalSeahorse:
butt fighting?
HadesLeprechaun: I can see the name, but missed the description for what Alex's decks meme is
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Isitmeorisitme1: I recommend toxic delu- I recommend blasphemous act.
junkwarrior58: i love lamp
powerflapjack: live and learn. hanging on the edge of tomorrow.
DoodlestheGreat: I love lamp.
cmdrud87: umm... why did Wheeler do that at sorcery speed?
LRRbot: Dogged Detective [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
dabudder: @cmdrud87 to deal damage?
as_ever_ellesandra: @cmdrud87 there's a giver it doesn't matter
theamc2000: the nit detective
DoodlestheGreat: ConcernDoge
wifi12345678910: 0/10 not dog not detective
fatherllymic: Still not a detective
Isitmeorisitme1: the non-dog non-detective
Isitmeorisitme1: barely even ed
ztghostie: N O P E
definenull: GAVIN
ztghostie: Thanks, MaRo
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
Mindfire13: Dogged Detective: Neither Dog nor Detective
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
MegaDosX: Awwwww
definenull: aww
DoodlestheGreat: Derg.
KodeMage: snorse what bobs wrong
fatherllymic: All butts no blocks
DigitalSeahorse:
Mr_Horrible: makes me wonder if it's been errata'd
dabudder: well we cant gak it
Diabore: cant make coloured mana with delve
MegaDosX: Delve can't make coloured mana, yeah
definenull: mm ranch
LRRbot: Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/5] | Flanking / Creatures your opponents control without flying or reach can't block creatures with power 2 or less. / Partner
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, delves just the generic cost, need to convoke the colored pips
MegaDosX: I love this guy in Commander because he doesn't specify that you need to control the two or less power creatures
definenull: ok these decks seem spicy
DigitalSeahorse:
as_ever_ellesandra: "sidar kondo, plagon my kalorna"
kyless2106: My doctor actually wanted me to start a low dose of plagon for my kalarna as well
Chichen:
it could be worse, could be a crab deck with no crabs... 
DigitalSeahorse:
LoadingReadyRun: Who up Plagon their Caelorna?
junkwarrior58: @LoadingReadyRun amen
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dabudder: @LoadingReadyRun the plag on my cae till im lorna shlitzwhistle
Diabore: oh i think i saw a fun card in wheelers mulligan
Mr_Horrible: just learned the incredibly messed up fact that not only is Dogged Detective not errata'd to a detective, there is a legend from MKM with the title "Dogged Detective" that is an actual detective that interacts with dogs
wifi12345678910: she Plagon my Sidar Kondo till I Caelorna
LRRbot: Keen Duelist [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library. You each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. You each put the card you revealed into your hand.
MegaDosX: This card's sick
tehfewl: A Sheldon special
LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible just rude
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible Sophia, Dogged Detective. she’s Velma and Scooby
LRRbot: Caelorna, Coral Tyrant [1U] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [0/8]
MegaDosX: Then draw for turn
MegaDosX: Or did Alex draw and I missed it?
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When this creature enters, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: that's a nice tentacle card
LRRbot: Vial Smasher the Fierce [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Berserker [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls. / Partner
MegaDosX: There she is
DigitalSeahorse: the last one
Diabore: god i hope we go to muraganda soon, just the purest magic, no abilities, just vanilla creatures punching each other
DoodlestheGreat: @BrowneePointz Sounds like a Shaggy Dog story to me. :tf:
dabudder: vial smasher. hell yeah
thraximore: I think he missed it?
tehfewl: Love a smasher
chris_hat: I don't believe he drew for turn
Mr_Horrible: having missed the first game, mostly, I am coming to understand Wheeler's deck based on the name and the turn 2 Caelorna
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I have a Vial Smasher/Brinelin deck which is similar to Alex's gameplan for this deck, it's pretty funny
hypethos: hey wait a minute that frog has a small ass
DigitalSeahorse:
Wheeler is good at counting cards
MegaDosX: Alex draw for turn
MegaDosX:
Actually I wonder if Wheeler has Brinelin in this deck, it's a 6/8
call_me_Aras: Is Alex's deck Painting with Bob Wrongs?
BrowneePointz: also real talk, I’m so excited to potentially see Wheeler vs Kibler at the PPR
LoadingReadyRun:
I just realized that what I thought was a leg is the frog's tongue
Bugberry: @hypethos it's small, but still bigger than it's power
Diabore: !card malevolent rumble
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
currentlyfsu: his right leg is really wrapped around that tree
as_ever_ellesandra: please put a card in your hand from that rumble
as_ever_ellesandra: you just milled 4
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hidingbox: Alex didn't regrowth a card?
tehfewl: It's a may
as_ever_ellesandra: it is a may right
as_ever_ellesandra: fair enough
Isitmeorisitme1: they're both cheating! ban them!
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DigitalSeahorse: frogger
LRRbot: Huatli, the Sun's Heart [2{G/W}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli [7] | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / [−3]: You gain life equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control.
MegaDosX: Excuse me
dabudder: huatli? more like GYATTli
dabudder: sorry
DigitalSeahorse: hawtli
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
BrowneePointz: sticking out her Gyattli for the Sahizzler
MegaDosX:
@BrowneePointz 
LRRbot: Disowned Ancestor [B] | Creature — Spirit Warrior [0/4] | Outlast {1}{B}
junkwarrior58: @BrowneePointz what a horrible day to have eyes
MegaDosX: Oh Gaak
hidingbox: Bang!
tehfewl: Gaak is back
DigitalSeahorse: GAK
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
as_ever_ellesandra: Gay Hoegaak or Thot Gyattli
DigitalSeahorse: pfffffffffffft
wifi12345678910: I liked the part where he said It's Gaaking time and Gaaked all over the place
dabudder: @as_ever_ellesandra we need to stop talking
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nimiphi: Nickelodeon Gaak
MegaDosX:
You guys might spend too much time together
LRRbot: Up the Beanstalk [1G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.
dabudder: SCARING THE HOE(gaaks) - by DredgevineMAFIA
LRRbot: Magmatic Sinkhole [5R] | Instant | Delve / Magmatic Sinkhole deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
niccus: does "mana value" have any puns on the caliber of Run CMC?
DigitalSeahorse: as long as we aren't singing the theme to Star Trek Enterprise that I keep skipping past
MegaDosX: @niccus I suspect not, Run CMC is an excellent name
call_me_Aras: @niccus Something something D-MV?
ladyjessica: something something MVp?
wifi12345678910: @niccus D MV
DigitalSeahorse:
Nimiphi: JunDMV
as_ever_ellesandra: turned his fetch into a pickle
OldUncleDan: Savanna Windrunner.
LRRbot: Assault Formation [1G] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / {G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. / {2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I guess Run The MV kinda gets you there but it's not as clean
as_ever_ellesandra: funniest shit I've ever seen
LRRbot: MacCready, Lamplight Mayor [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
niccus: yeah but what are you going to do, rap about parallel parking?
MegaDosX: Oh shit this guy
wrapscalion: Love this guy
wifi12345678910: Kill him
MegaDosX: Exactsies!
circusofkirkus: GYATT
Nimiphi: jeez
Paspantoute:
get skulked
MegaDosX: Vial Smasher wouldn't trigger this turn, notably
Gooseblast: Sick dekc
MegaDosX: VIal Smasher only triggers on first spell each turn
TheAwkes: Distendy M'bendy
InfiniTokens: Wait, we have to include cards that DO things? I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
gralamin: Cards do things? Are you sure?
MegaDosX: Still a sick turn
imperial_fps: holy shit i knew i was gonna like this deck when i saw it on wheelers stream build
Nimiphi: maybe a reanimator package?
Voidhawk42: Instant DMCA
DragonMZ: Wheeler trying to send me back to middle school
Cptasparagus: I will not Hoag.... aak
DigitalSeahorse: for a moment Wheeler sounded like Tina from Bob's Burgers
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: im heading down to mulligan's command tonight for st patricks day
kynelwynn: Nice Jacob impression
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: tomorrow i mean sheesh losing it here lol
LRRbot: Disowned Ancestor [B] | Creature — Spirit Warrior [0/4] | Outlast {1}{B}
YeetTheRich_: disowned ancestor now a game changer you heard it here first folks
gralamin: That will cause my 1 outlast deck issues
HiCallMeRusty: Has anyone in the office played "Thank Goodness you're here!", I feel like it would be a hit for so many crew members.
BrowneePointz: fun fact: Mulligan IS Irish and is originally spelled Ó Maolagáin
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niccus: !card aegis turtle
LRRbot: Aegis Turtle [U] | Creature — Turtle [0/5]
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Nimiphi: Mentlegen?
Cosmonautilis24: Did Wheeler bottom a card?
jessieimproved: @HiCallMeRusty Paul played it with his brother and his brother's partner not too long ago
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow havent thought of gentlemen in ages
Nimiphi: I just like drawing a card with Force of Will and Commandeer using the Beans
LRRbot: Time of Need [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: heck yeah they do
LRRbot: Plagon, Lord of the Beach [2U] | Legendary Creature — Starfish Wizard [0/3] | When Plagon enters, draw a card for each creature you control with toughness greater than its power. / {W/U}: Target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @HiCallMeRusty that was a very weird, but fun game
as_ever_ellesandra: oh boy we can time of need for Nadu
DigitalSeahorse: lol
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
theamc2000: well you got a gyatt
junkwarrior58: LMAO "i dont actually know how that works"
superdude097: Yes
superdude097: Both
MegaDosX: !card grist the hunger tide
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
Nimiphi: you can unearth Grist which I find hilarious
LRRbot: Treefolk Harbinger [G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Treefolk or Forest card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
justalog96: Grist on Arena please
thraximore: @Nimiphi I reanimated an opponent's Grist once. It was SICK
theamc2000: or forest?
JonHerzogArtist: wait that's kinda sick
junkwarrior58: treefolk harbinger just looks happy to be here
LRRbot: Doran, the Siege Tower [WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman [0/5] | Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
BrowneePointz:
god I can’t to go back to Lorwyn….in another 10 months 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: time to d-d-dddddd doran
call_me_Aras: Doran makes Barrowgoyf hit harder too
Bugberry: @junkwarrior58 all the Harbingers have nice art like that.
BrowneePointz: can’t wait*
DigitalSeahorse:
YeetTheRich_: very slow
YeetTheRich_: like kane music
BrowneePointz: it’s the March of the Ents theme from LotR obviously
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
BAH GAHD THAT DORANS MUSIC 
MegaDosX: New World Order
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats happened too many times wheeler
call_me_Aras: One of my favourite commanders still
MegaDosX: Oh hang on that might be a different one
MegaDosX: NWO was him turning heel
theamc2000: was treefolk harbinger search for a forest due to being a tree?
InfiniTokens: whooded
BrowneePointz: yes @theamc2000
theamc2000: @browneepointz ty for confirmation
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
HiCallMeRusty: the helicopter turned heel?
theamc2000: I can sleep
theamc2000: I won’t but I can
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
BraveKingMax: TV party tonight
powerflapjack: what was i gonna do with my friday night? lose to domain and esper pixie for 4 hours?
BrowneePointz: @theamc2000 the other harbingers had real power/toughness or a second ability so Treefolk got to grab a forest
Nimiphi: my Friday night has been watching this and building new cEDH decks
LRRbot: Ancient Cellarspawn [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Horror [3/3] | Each spell you cast that's a Demon, Horror, or Nightmare costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, target opponent loses life equal to the difference.
DigitalSeahorse:
justalog96: @powerflapjack better than being someone who plays those decks
MegaDosX: Oh shit this thing
JonHerzogArtist: oh hell yeah
LRRbot: Rasaad yn Bashir [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. / Choose a Background
BillTheCat: pronounced like "yn"
thraximore: @BillTheCat thanks
gralamin: Very helpful
wifi12345678910: I hear Rishad has a port
DigitalSeahorse: drinky cup?
BrowneePointz: eyy Rasaad from BG1 Enhanced Edition!
LRRbot: Shape the Sands [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +0/+5 and gains reach until end of turn.
nan_de_mo_nai: combat tricks in my canlander...
nan_de_mo_nai: i'm tearing up
Diabore: which maw? shriekmaw
LRRbot: Plagon, Lord of the Beach [2U] | Legendary Creature — Starfish Wizard [0/3] | When Plagon enters, draw a card for each creature you control with toughness greater than its power. / {W/U}: Target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power this turn.
HadesLeprechaun: is Stoneskin in the deck, or too slow?
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
theamc2000: we suggested stone skin a lot
LRRbot: Distended Mindbender [8] | Creature — Eldrazi Insect [5/5] | Emerge {5}{B}{B} / When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with mana value 3 or less and a card with mana value 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.
LRRbot: Assault Formation [1G] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / {G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. / {2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Armored Armadillo [W] | Creature — Armadillo [0/4] | Ward {1} / {3}{W}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
powerflapjack: oh hell yeah we got the mega man x boss
theamc2000: the armadillo’s name is Lily
Diabore: OH SIT
circusofkirkus:
powerflapjack: (alex pumps his shotgun)
Stormgod519: I come home to a broadside bombadeers....
Stormgod519: 10ing someone!?!
Stormgod519: jeeeez
theamc2000: after it attacks
Stormgod519: hi everyone
BrowneePointz: question: either of you mentlegen excited to be going back to Tarkir?
superdude097: !card grapple with the past
LRRbot: Grapple with the Past [1G] | Instant | Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
Nickiatori: that eldrazi was hand attack and 2 lava axes
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
Stormgod519: oh god
LRRbot: Assault Formation [1G] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / {G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. / {2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
foreclover:
First time chatter
as_ever_ellesandra: I do think alex is dead on board even before this
Stormgod519: Damn
DigitalSeahorse: are you hearing my upstairs neighbor too? I think he is playing the DOORS
Stormgod519: GGs
LoadingReadyRun: very musical matchup
ztghostie: wow, anthem butt breathing
Stormgod519: I do like the Bombadeers for 10
circusofkirkus: doesn't the eldrazi discard two cards?
Nimiphi: isnt butt breathing just farting?
twistedsylvan: buttfighting sounds like another thing LRR would rather not said on MtG streams
Diabore: @circusofkirkus a 3 or less and 4 or greater
twistedsylvan: I know what it means, but still
r10pez10: !fart
LRRbot: Big flatulence!
Diabore: wheeler didnt have a 4 or greater
ztghostie: @circusofkirkus one 3 or less and one 4 or greater, ben had no 4 or greater
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: have you tuned into an MTG stream here???
circusofkirkus: @ztghostie ah gotcha
Stormgod519: like, that's normal
justalog96: Butt-on please
LathosTiran: "the password is ____BUTT"
BrowneePointz: a fart joke is always relevant
drcthulu: butt is a humorous word
Stormgod519: LOL
MegaDosX: Amazing
YeetTheRich_: jesus
superdude097:
Stormgod519: Thunderclap!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmao
Stormgod519: !clip
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as_ever_ellesandra: ah yes, commodore "dickbutt" hustle
DigitalSeahorse: butt fighting is MTG approved, however Butt STUFF is homeopathically banned here
ztghostie: if we live in a world where we can't even say butt than what even is the point
definenull: who's the betrayal this time?
thraximore:
MegaDosX: It was from Betrayal Legacy
Obsc:
wtrob:
hidingbox: Censor via thunderclap
Gadora: Jumpscare!
Stormgod519: ever just think about holes?
DragonMZ: Thats the sound of Butt Blasting
MrTheWalrus: 'thunderstorm is unrelated'
HiCallMeRusty: jumpScare?
young_pyromentor: Storming off
Diabore: oh going for another game?
LathosTiran: "that was the only button i had."
MegaDosX: I remember first hearing it in Betrayal Legacy, could have been before that for sure
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: funny thing to do if a deck storms off
Kejardon: that's the censor button for a murder mystery, not for cussing
twistedsylvan: you know, I've never been happier for pushback, if it gets us a clip like that
DigitalSeahorse: lol
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: first it was buttons now its butts
Shurtal: Question: Is the character "Rear Admiral Butt Stuff" inherantly funny?
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
justalog96: Men only want one thing
hd_dabnado: down a one track lane
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: think we can shorten to bu next?
DigitalSeahorse: it's just .000001 banned
justalog96: And its DISGUSTING
Stormgod519: "I need to shuffle more so I can get some more ass..."
Stormgod519: can we add that to the quote base?
TehAmelie: attention, Rear Admiral Buttstuff on the poop deck
as_ever_ellesandra: homer from the illyad right?
LRRbot: Brokers Initiate [W] | Creature — Cat Citizen [0/4] | {4}{G/U}: This creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
Stormgod519: oh wow
Stormgod519: big boi...
foreclover: have you seen the card game fool's blade?
DigitalSeahorse: Homer Simpson from the Quik E Mart
h3rsh3yb4r: she lush on my port till i ico
Shurtal: holy crap: Rear Admiral Mark E. Butt was a real person
dabudder: shawty always calling back on account of my underground morturary
as_ever_ellesandra: that portico so lush I get to surveil 1
r10pez10: RA. M. Butt
young_pyromentor: She hedging my maze till i
DigitalSeahorse: lush does sound like it would reek of perfumes
TehAmelie: that sounds like a Chuck Tingle novel
Nimiphi: Karambutt
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bwamp bwamp
MegaDosX: Billy Gunn moment
TehAmelie: Rear Admiral, me butt
serramarkov: I worked across the hall and downstairs from a Lush store- it was awful.
as_ever_ellesandra: my other ride is Caelorna
Diabore: ancient tomb mana
LRRbot: Sylvan Tutor [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LRRbot: Shadow of Mortality [{13}BB] | Creature — Avatar [7/7] | If your life total is less than your starting life total, this spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the difference.
Stormgod519: Paul, all the shock lands are synonyms for something else... Temple Garden, Blood Crypt, Overgrown Tomb, Stomping Ground, Watery Grave, Breeding pool, Steam Vents, Sacred Foundry, Godless Shrine, Hallowed Fountain....
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
Stormgod519: oh big bird!
LRRbot: Erratic Explosion [2R] | Sorcery | Choose any target. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Erratic Explosion deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
h3rsh3yb4r: whats the meme for alexs deck? giant mana costs?
Nimiphi: oh dear lord
MegaDosX: Wait what
justalog96: Erotic Explosion
powerflapjack: ALL THEY FEAR IS YOU
Stormgod519: oh wow
MegaDosX: Oh shit
DigitalSeahorse:
circusofkirkus: 4 mana deal 15
Nimiphi: 4 mana, two cards, 3 lava axes
ghizmou: so hot
circusofkirkus: seems good
hidingbox: very worth
baskwalla: Hidetsu-who?
thraximore:
Nickiatori: does Alex have combustble gearhulk?
MegaDosX: !card meekstone
LRRbot: Meekstone [1] | Artifact | Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Nimiphi: Combustible Gearhulk and Palantir would be kinda sick
Voidhawk42: I do love a good "just pick up your deck and throw it at the opponent" build
justalog96: What about an abnormal untap
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
Kejardon: you can abnormally untap the creature at any time
justalog96: Damn
powerflapjack: a flash of lighting just hit as alex played the worldly tutor
thraximore: woooooo
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
powerflapjack: hell yeah tusker chooses violence
Stormgod519: Booooooo
MegaDosX: Krosan Tusker knows only punch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wait...that Krosan Tusker is in play. This must be some sort of GRV, somehow.
Stormgod519: a real what?
Nimiphi: dear lord that is a LOT of beef
justalog96: That's a hell of a sequence
MegaDosX: Alex went from empty board to this in record time
DigitalSeahorse: a real deck gets to say "I'm a real deck now!"
Stormgod519: damn
Stormgod519: vroooooom
Nimiphi: went to the dome for 15 and then put 15 power on the board
hidingbox: dealing 15 into next turn putting 15 power on the board
Voidhawk42: Being able to 15 the OP out of nowhere is gonna make them feel real nervous about fetchlands in game 2
BrowneePointz: that looks more like Pork
DigitalSeahorse:
SteveFMtG: Emrakul Promised End might be castable
MegaDosX: !card witch's cottage
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Stormgod519: yeah its a sweet land
MegaDosX: It's not as powerful as Sanctuary but it's good
LRRbot: Sidisi's Faithful [U] | Creature — Snake Wizard [0/4] | Exploit / When this creature exploits a creature, return target creature to its owner's hand.
Ukon_Cairns: wants you to have a fair number of swamps in play too tho, / urborg i guess
Voidhawk42: You do need 3 other swamps in play + the cottage to get it to work, so a bit a tough ask. But doable
Dog_of_Myth: Good limited card in its day
LRRbot: Time of Need [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
hd_dabnado: owie
as_ever_ellesandra: me casting demilich
Toadkillerfrog:
wait who's running the mini-train ride at the maul
as_ever_ellesandra: 4 U
Stormgod519: I mean, Mystic Sanctuary is banned in multiple formats including pauper for how busted it was, and the cottage isn't super far off in terms of how easy it is to set up
LRRbot: Rasaad yn Bashir [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. / Choose a Background
Nickiatori: murph!
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
tiertanas: It's completely irrelevant, but in the most recent LRR Friday Nights, Kathleen's card in the inteo has a typo where it says "your your"
as_ever_ellesandra: Rasaad dude
wifi12345678910: i will not go
LRRbot: Ransack, the Lab [1B] | Sorcery | Spell commander / Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
theamc2000: Apple bottom jeans
niccus: you ever get sotted
powerflapjack: lmao
TheAwkes: The Marquis de Marque
powerflapjack: got the playtest version on the bot
Stormgod519: @LRRbot "Ransack, The Lab"
DigitalSeahorse: so what ya sadism
AtrusOfMyst: Applewood smoked jeans
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Bugberry: I can't wait to bomb some dadongos
CastleOtranto: Ghost Ride, the Whip
BrowneePointz: Apple Bottom *Jeans* Boots with the *Jeans*
Pywodwagon: LEATHER BELT?
powerflapjack: how about a KISS for LUCK
DigitalSeahorse: leather belt!
Stormgod519: o7
Stormgod519: BUS
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: Cut
LathosTiran: IAN
hd_dabnado: so close
avjamethyst: ben
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehehehheh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: LINE
hidingbox: no thunderclap this time
justalog96: Clip it
LRRbot: Grisly Salvage [BG] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Sogheim: reeboks with the straps?
theamc2000: you almost 90 minutes in it ok
Stormgod519: no, not better
Orestes290: Saved!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Analyze the Pollen [G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. / Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: Paul Thaunders
as_ever_ellesandra: can we get children laughing
thraximore:
AtrusOfMyst: God said "Hellooooo"
Stormgod519: @as_ever_ellesandra oh god. so unsettling
Stormgod519: we're what, like, 30 minutes out from after hours, right?
thraximore: alas
Nickiatori: does the board still have the santas elfs button?
young_pyromentor: Halo grunt birthday party.wav
Dog_of_Myth:
Cptasparagus: ah, a horror stream
justalog96: This is good
Stormgod519: Ive heard this on Let's Nope before
Juliamon: #regret
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: join us
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore:
Stormgod519: ooooooooooo
MTGRanger: Somewhere between Michael jackson, Let's Nope, and Belopa
Stormgod519: oh boy...
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: making me think of a format idea where whenever paul plays a sound the players have to do something (discard a card, draw a card) etc lol
as_ever_ellesandra: that had me crying
as_ever_ellesandra: holy fuck
MegaDosX: Glad I'm not the only one who heard Belopa in that
LRRbot: Armored Armadillo [W] | Creature — Armadillo [0/4] | Ward {1} / {3}{W}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.
MTGRanger: @MegaDosX An auspicious day!
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
h3rsh3yb4r: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan Beejlander 2: Paul's Revenge
Dog_of_Myth: #PraiseBelopa
Stormgod519: love the MH3 mdfcs
Nickiatori: #PraiseBelopa
DigitalSeahorse: do the sesame street "Aaaa-aaa" baby sound
LRRbot: Keen Duelist [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library. You each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. You each put the card you revealed into your hand.
wifi12345678910: Has anyone made an armadilly bar?
Stormgod519: @h3rsh3yb4r electric Beejaloo
LoadingReadyRun: Belopa was what? 4 years ago?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Paul plays a trumpet sound and everyone has to rotate a seat in a commander game
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds about right
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun 4.5 almost
Earthenone: an auspiciaus ammount of time
public_key_reveal_party: Belopa was 4 years ago, and I feel old now
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kaboomjr26: how about dat prick’s face when he saw the gyatt
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Stormgod519: oh no
justalog96: Saying "your gyatt is really thick" with a straight face is messed up
Stormgod519: Gargling it
Ukon_Cairns:
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
thraximore: AYO
BananaF4p: gargle them balls?
Stormgod519: the garglrr?
young_pyromentor: Who up garg-ing their dons
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
Stormgod519: oh boy
BrowneePointz: it's greater than Lesser Gargadon Paul
Bugberry: !card lesser gargodon
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chris_hat: she garga on my don till im great
Stormgod519: !card gargadon
LRRbot: Gargadon [5RR] | Creature — Beast [7/5] | Trample / Suspend 4—{1}{R}
DigitalSeahorse:
garglegarble
powerflapjack: boooo wheeler brought a normal card
theamc2000: is seasoned dungeoneer also in deck?
Dog_of_Myth: It's not a mid Gargadon
gibsoncat9: More like greatgadon
BrowneePointz: yall remember how Greater Gargadon was a constructed playable card?
Stormgod519: like Aetherworks Marvel...
DigitalSeahorse: woo a dungeon
nemryn: !card lesser gargadon
LRRbot: Lesser Gargadon [2RR] | Creature — Beast [6/4] | Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice a land.
Bugberry: !card irencrag feat
LRRbot: Irencrag Feat [1RRR] | Sorcery | Add seven {R}. You can cast only one more spell this turn.
Stormgod519:
Stormgod519: ayyyyyyy
LRRbot: Thunderous Wrath [4RR] | Instant | Thunderous Wrath deals 5 damage to any target. / Miracle {R}
nan_de_mo_nai: i was hoping for bonfire off the top there
powerflapjack: bonfire would've been so funny
Stormgod519: speaking of thunder... Paul?
goombalax: Shut up YOUR face
theamc2000: gargadin off suspen in 45 turns
kynelwynn: Stormgod demands thunder
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: @kynelwynn I bring my own...
Stormgod519: Damn.
KWardJenx: Hitting Wheeler in the face is both tempting and satisfying
justalog96: Gargadon comes into play... next week on FNPF
thraximore:
Kejardon: Lightning never hits the same spot thrice
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: I mean, we gotta stop spending it all on Tarp
BrowneePointz: Paul with the funniest improv "No" i've seen in a while
powerflapjack: it's ok wheeler, i've got a thunderstorm in my area, i have it going in spirit
HiCallMeRusty: Paul, in honor of the Thunderous Wrath please play the children laughing
young_pyromentor: Kachow
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz certainly one of the better ways
Nickiatori: dem toots!
Stormgod519: @powerflapjack my bad
LuckyTopDecks: havent seen a greater garg in a minute
justalog96: Paul, Demonic Tutor deserves the children laughing. The moment is here
BrowneePointz: yea we just had a mega big one roll through. could feel the air ionization
Nickiatori: lonely thunderstorms in your area
young_pyromentor: Paul, lost well deserves a thunderstorm
justalog96: He found the well
powerflapjack: @justalog96 maybe if it's the judge promo with the doll
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
DigitalSeahorse: February stole all my thunder
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nan_de_mo_nai: judge! duelist should be in the graveyard since it was sacked to the gargster
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
LRRbot: Armored Armadillo [W] | Creature — Armadillo [0/4] | Ward {1} / {3}{W}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.
thraximore:
theamc2000: what size is goyf
LRRbot: Ancient Cellarspawn [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Horror [3/3] | Each spell you cast that's a Demon, Horror, or Nightmare costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, target opponent loses life equal to the difference.
LRRbot: Magmatic Sinkhole [5R] | Instant | Delve / Magmatic Sinkhole deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Stormgod519: @theamc2000 smaller now
BrowneePointz: duelist is also in your Yard Alex
LuckyTopDecks: what the armadillo doin in there
LRRbot: Sacred Rites [W] | Instant | Discard any number of cards. Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn for each card discarded this way.
Stormgod519: oh wow
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
Stormgod519: that is really bad
baskwalla: Wut
justalog96: Thats SO bad
powerflapjack: HELL yeah
MegaDosX: What is this garbage card?
Stormgod519: wow that is terrible
baskwalla:
This spell has never been cast 
powerflapjack: that makes up for the initiative creature
Stormgod519: I always knew Canlander players played bad cards...
hidingbox: !card ancient cellarspan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
justalog96: The Dimmsdale DImmadome?
Sogheim: I don't think I've ever seen that card played in my life
LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
hidingbox: !card ancient cellarspawn
LRRbot: Ancient Cellarspawn [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Horror [3/3] | Each spell you cast that's a Demon, Horror, or Nightmare costs {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, target opponent loses life equal to the difference.
WiJohn: Wow, butt breathing for the whole team? OP
justalog96: Known meme card, Sorin of House Markov
LRRbot: Tower Defense [1G] | Instant | Creatures you control get +0/+5 and gain reach until end of turn.
devilcultivator: assume wheeler is playing sacred rites as the worlds worst berserk on combat damage
Stormgod519: goes to 1...
nan_de_mo_nai: wait isn't that lethal
DigitalSeahorse: eep
theamc2000: wheeler needs a spell
nan_de_mo_nai: !card greater gargadon
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: So yeah Alex is at 1
nan_de_mo_nai: i wanted to see if the gargs was lethal here
as_ever_ellesandra: you did math good
Stormgod519: yeah, math right
nan_de_mo_nai: it doesn't have trample, though
as_ever_ellesandra: chat was talking about something else
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: always tutor first...
as_ever_ellesandra: no
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah not lethal
frank_the_great: I've never done math a day in my life
Orestes290: And a Pi-mas to all
hidingbox: well gargadon should have a counter removed for this upkeep as well?
as_ever_ellesandra: @hidingbox yeah it should be at 5 counters
DreamyPants: If alex had land in hand I think there was a line there but it didn't look like that's the case
KWardJenx: Chat talking about this other game we're watching
Ukon_Cairns: and i missed it, did cellarspawn and the delve spell cook, or is delve weird for what cellarspawn is lookin for?
DigitalSeahorse: Pi-mas to you too
nan_de_mo_nai: if you didn't have a blocker, alex could've sac'd 5 lands and cast gargadon with haste (from suspend)
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
theamc2000: skeleton breaks meme
as_ever_ellesandra: so alex does have lethal here
Stormgod519: o7
LRRbot: Riddle of Lightning [3RR] | Instant | Choose any target. Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. Riddle of Lightning deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player.
hidingbox: !card greater gargadon
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
as_ever_ellesandra: but unfort alex missed it
Stormgod519: oh wow
Bugberry: Futuresight Classic!
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
nan_de_mo_nai: sorin could've blocked, though
Voidhawk42: Alex's deck is absolutely SICK.
as_ever_ellesandra: @nan_de_mo_nai you murderous cut the sorin
DigitalSeahorse: that would have been the next sound effect card
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as_ever_ellesandra: that was teh point
frank_the_great: !card Just Desserts
LRRbot: Just Desserts [1R] | Instant | Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
as_ever_ellesandra: but it also doesn't really matter
as_ever_ellesandra: games were rad
cmdrud87: Serge OP, plz nerf
young_pyromentor: Well he IS the premier lands pilot of the format
LRRbot: Kraken Hatchling [U] | Creature — Kraken [0/4]
wifi12345678910: Serge always plays deck that are missing the namesake
frank_the_great: Good lord, what's happening with this hand
Stormgod519: Beeg butt
DigitalSeahorse: a baby kraken
frank_the_great: ook ook
methodical_monk: what’s with my hands?!
young_pyromentor: 4% crab
powerflapjack: WHOA WHOA WHOA
powerflapjack: i'm in minnesota thank you very much
frank_the_great: You can just say Ohio
DigitalSeahorse:
as_ever_ellesandra: serge baits magic players to be assholes about things that don't really matter yea
proudhoundcoffee: woah why is Ohio catching strays
Dog_of_Myth: Hey now, I'm in Indiana sir
proudhoundcoffee: what did we do
mister_nibbles: i mean ohio is awful, its fair
Stormgod519: West coast over here...
thraximore: @proudhoundcoffee you know why
JRandomHacker: Midwest checking in
young_pyromentor: I'm in Ohio
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
justalog96: Illinois, thank you
BrowneePointz: Ohio deserves every stray it has ever caught
powerflapjack: @Dog_of_Myth that's not better
frank_the_great: Ayy, I'm from Boston 'ere
definenull: you know what you did
justalog96: Born in Ohio, though
poltergoose_2: But im from Minnesota
DigitalSeahorse: or Ontario in the GTA area
Nimiphi: I'm in California, but I am from the Midwest so you got me there
as_ever_ellesandra: ex floridian sounding off
Voidhawk42: As a Brit, you got that wrong. It's ALL the bad parts, just for differing reasons
KWardJenx: Never apologize Wheeler. Ohio has it comin
mister_nibbles: damn those fighting words
BrowneePointz: Boston is the Florida of New England
Stormgod519: California boy over here
call_me_Aras: The problem is compared to Commander, when you say a NInja deck, usually you are playing 30 ninjas. In highlander, that could mean 1.
Dog_of_Myth: @powerflapjack You're right.
DragonMZ: If I knew where it was I could come over to the Moonbase right now!
frank_the_great: D:
Cptasparagus: You can't make me go back to Ohio
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
justalog96: Boston, the florida of new england
salamisuperstar:
Boston has never done anything fucked up
as_ever_ellesandra: boston is florida yea
DigitalSeahorse: oof
MegaDosX: Australia here
GasCityGaming: Alberta counts too right?
justalog96: Midwest
CrossXhunteR: i've been to Florida many times
platinum_groove: michigan
qasix: Australia
baskwalla: Midwest
binaryviking22: Florida
fatherllymic: Nope.
Pywodwagon: I wasn't listening what crimes am I being accused of
telemacus: FL here
Dog_of_Myth: Midwest
dumbo3k: o/ oh wait, no, not me
poltergoose_2: Midwest
savorycookie: me
h3rsh3yb4r: florida sorry
UnknownFriday: Midwest.
jabisbad: not london
xHeroRuSH: 1
couchboyj: Midwest
Talouse: Florida here
Rurrythe_blind: Dang, sniped
GateThief: midwest
astralphase:
im from birmingham england, love friday nights
young_pyromentor: Midwest
Ceracha: I'm in Florida, but will be in Ireland by July
Cptasparagus: Like 50% of the country considers themselves midwestern
Jennie_Fuchsia: Boston so Florida
LucasTheDrgn: i grew up in florida but i moved in 2023
LegendaryHorsman:
im just in Winnipeg 
arcaede_: Florida
Thecrdbrdsamurai: midwest, just east of Ohio
Obsc:
swing and a miss!
public_key_reveal_party: Not wrong
revjakenash: NY but in california? Hate them all?
SteveFMtG: Scotland baby
powerflapjack: i mean does minnesota count as midwest or upper midwest
Stormgod519: nope
Voidhawk42: btw, it's 02:43am in the UK here
Arakasi01: Yep, AUS
trevarooo: Midwest
frameshifty: California, but from the midwest
mcbaseballface: Midwest
wifi12345678910: I'm from New York
BraveKingMax: brit living in Australia
Bugberry: I'm from Texas
mister_nibbles: my claim to fame is being from the state with the best flag
fvillarrealdev: Mexico here
bigpapa1199: Midwest
Natedogg2: I live just to the south of the middle of nowhere, and that's in Colorado.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
sephsays: non-london britain but it;s almost 3am here help
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Stormgod519: not me
techpriestgamma: Alaska
aug_med: TX
shockcycle: born in the midwest, live on the east coast
theamc2000: only about? Wheeler? do you know Boston
DigitalSeahorse: CANADA
h3rsh3yb4r: boston is way less racist than florida wtf
HiCallMeRusty: NY gang lets gooooo
superdude097: I'm from PA via California
wifi12345678910: I'm not from the city
Staryx__: Not me, I'm in Western NY
luckyowl618: mot me
Voidhawk42: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, throw up a poll!
call_me_Aras: I'm from Toronto!
Dog_of_Myth:
eoin62: maryland
frank_the_great: Yeah, F that guy
crono3453: Call me Whitney Houston, because I'm every chatter
Stormgod519: lol
toddbepraised: I’m from Vermont. we’re the only ones who haven’t done anything wrong.
Jennie_Fuchsia: Tbh Florida is more like New Hampshire
DigitalSeahorse: call_me_Aras high five!
Staryx__: @call_me_Aras ::waves from across Lake Ontario::
Dastar512: @eoin62 🤝
methodical_monk: There’s a solid 10 of us from the PNW.
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: at least
Gadora:
@methodical_monk We're double digits! 
Stormgod519: like, can we get a count of the west coast?
OldUncleDan: Hey... It could be worse. We could be from Victoria, B.C.
Juliamon: Jennie has it, NH is the Florida of New England
OldUncleDan:
young_pyromentor: She Australia on my Florida til I Midwest
BrowneePointz: NH is the Idaho of New England
iBowl125: lol
Kadenus:
@Juliamon extremely true
SteveFMtG: It's 3 AM in the UK so I think we get a pass
lichspawn9: I'm from Maryland
HiCallMeRusty: @Juliamon these are facts
revjakenash: central NY is better then western, or maybe the same thing, either way go Bills/Giants/Mets/Yankees. No I will not take any questions
iBowl125: New England mentioned
mister_nibbles: @lichspawn9 best flag crew lets gooo
Nimiphi: I'm too poor to live in Victoria B.C.
Stormgod519: oh we talking about not owning a home?
frank_the_great: NH is what happens when you put VT and FL in an immersion blender
lichspawn9: But DID grow up in Ohio unfortunately
LRRbot: Bedrock Tortoise [3G] | Creature — Turtle [0/6] | During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof. / Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Stormgod519: big torts!
hidingbox: "Never own a home" Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
BrowneePointz: Also, Nice Hat
Kadenus: i love this card
Orestes290: Ohio has water you can almost see an inch into
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DigitalSeahorse: if I ever own a home I'll inherit it
HiCallMeRusty: tortle
frank_the_great: I've never seen this card - neat!
Stormgod519: like, I live in Cali, I am familiar with the concept of never owning a home!
as_ever_ellesandra: tortoise ship down
Nimiphi: Harvester of Misery?
LRRbot: Hooting Mandrills [5G] | Creature — Ape [4/4] | Delve / Trample
Stormgod519: Monke!
powerflapjack:
BrowneePointz: Can Alex as a be-hatted individual rate the Tortoise's Hat?
TheAwkes: Huh. Bedrock's kinda a house there, innit?
Stormgod519:
frank_the_great: We hootin, we hollarin
DigitalSeahorse:
theamc2000: what game?
Bugberry: Stop and Go station is still terrifying
Stormgod519: @TheAwkes no, its a turtle, not a house
Nimiphi: they made games back in the day extra difficult to pump up the runtime
young_pyromentor: She hoot on my man til I driltweet
Pywodwagon: did alex play a tap land or did he tap 7 for that hoots?
LRRbot: Treefolk Harbinger [G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Treefolk or Forest card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
BrowneePointz: It doesn't INTENTIONALLY try to screw you like BattleToads, but the controls are JUST slidey enough to get ya and the checkpoints/level design are RUDE
Bugberry: @Nimiphi also leftovers from Arcade coin muncher design
BrowneePointz: @theamc2000 DKC
powerflapjack:
battletoads mentioned 
theamc2000: @browneepointz ty
TheAwkes: @Stormgod519 You know very well a turtle takes it's house wherever it goes. *crosses arms*
frank_the_great: @powerflapjack cursed
DigitalSeahorse: who does that tree remind me of?
call_me_Aras: Is Wheeler playing the 0/10 for 4?
LRRbot: Shape the Sands [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +0/+5 and gains reach until end of turn.
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: do a barrel goyf
Vandristine: Double Barreled Goyf
BrowneePointz: More fun than a Barrel full of Goyfs!
theamc2000: is Barrelked Goyf like Corned Beef?
as_ever_ellesandra: its like barrel monkeys but all goyfs
wifi12345678910: how about a Daryl goyf?
Pywodwagon: goyf that lost all its value and has to wear a barrel like an old timey cartoon
as_ever_ellesandra: are you on the 2/15?
DigitalSeahorse: Barrel of Goyf isn't a Barrel of fun!
revjakenash: I was queuing up the donkey kong conutry OST, what happened?
BrowneePointz: Bedrock Tortoise @revjakenash
BrowneePointz: uncontested
KWardJenx: 1 more time!
wifi12345678910: uuuuh, one more?
kartik_221: What is Alex piloting
DigitalSeahorse: a cheeky breaky
Nimiphi: Wheeler's deck feels like someone who kept losing to turn one Ragavan and evoke Fury and decided to build a deck to beat those cards
LilyKrem:
hey
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
Stormgod519: He thicc! Boi!
nemryn: !card kami of old stone
LRRbot: Kami of Old Stone [3W] | Creature — Spirit [1/7]
revjakenash: well, Jungle Japes still works for this open
DigitalSeahorse: or any speaker above a basement
LRRbot: Welcoming Vampire [2W] | Creature — Vampire [2/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Dastar512: @revjakenash JJ is like Guile's theme. goes with everything
Stormgod519: Owwwww
frank_the_great: Y'know what's bs, Necropolis has defender
ckupf: you used to have to pay six mana for an 0/6 that returned itself to your hand when it blocked
DigitalSeahorse:
kynelwynn: Did Alex draw nrmally?
mister_nibbles: welcoming vampire: $2.50 on card kingdom dot com
kynelwynn: *normally?
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
nemryn: you used to pay 8 mana for a 1/1
kynelwynn: Thank you Wheeler
Nimiphi: I remember paying 16 mana to deal 4 damage
Jericu: are you guys okay
BrowneePointz: And then there's Chunky! ...he's dead....
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Stormgod519: BUS
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
wifi12345678910: When you slow it down, you get a song from the furry robinhood
LRRbot: Plagon, Lord of the Beach [2U] | Legendary Creature — Starfish Wizard [0/3] | When Plagon enters, draw a card for each creature you control with toughness greater than its power. / {W/U}: Target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power this turn.
revjakenash: @Dastar512 I played blanka's theme during the birth of my first child, my father in law didn't get it
mister_nibbles: wheeler, r u ok
as_ever_ellesandra: face down moxed up thats the way we like to meme
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
DigitalSeahorse: speed it up and you get cotton eye joe
BrowneePointz: Terrence Bogard!?
BrowneePointz: Fatal Fury Mentioned!?
Nimiphi: I appreciate you Wheeler; thanks for the noises
kumatsu: Why would you ask if Wheeler was Oklahoma?
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DigitalSeahorse:
Wheeler and Alex is the best kind of fun
wifi12345678910: @kumatsu I hear he's very far from Oklahoma
as_ever_ellesandra: no malignus is a different card
revjakenash: vial smasher has been missing from canlander play, which is unfortunate
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
nemryn: !card grinning ignis
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Assemble the Players [1W] | Enchantment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / Once each turn, you may cast a creature spell with power 2 or less from the top of your library.
nemryn: !card grinning ignus
LRRbot: Grinning Ignus [2R] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | {R}, Return this creature to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate only as a sorcery.
as_ever_ellesandra: its...
as_ever_ellesandra: okay
LRRbot: Aegis Turtle [U] | Creature — Turtle [0/5]
sourandsublimes: delney?
LRRbot: Treefolk Harbinger [G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [0/3] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Treefolk or Forest card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
as_ever_ellesandra: for Soothsayer
MegaDosX: !card ryan sinclair
LRRbot: Ryan Sinclair [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever Ryan attacks, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with mana value less than or equal to Ryan's power. Put the exiled cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Doctor's companion
as_ever_ellesandra: Siblyinne Soothsayer
wifi12345678910: Sybilline mystics?
as_ever_ellesandra: find Emrakul
LRRbot: Doran, the Siege Tower [WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman [0/5] | Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Ancient Lumberknot [2BG] | Creature — Treefolk [1/4] | Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Bugberry: !card dinosaurs on a space ship
LRRbot: Dinosaurs on a Spaceship [4RW] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/7] | Vigilance, trample / Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample. / Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W} / Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah it is Sibylline
Nimiphi: Wheeler; you should be on Delney, right? double triggers and tough to block
MegaDosX: !card sibylline soothsayer
LRRbot: Sibylline Soothsayer [2R] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Temporal Foresight — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or greater. Exile that card with three time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Stormgod519: I wanna imagine someone in Legacy using Everybody Lives now lol
Stormgod519: Oh wow
jacqui_lantern234: CHAT IVE RECOVERED ENOUGH FROM SURGERY
Stormgod519: @jacqui_lantern234 POG!!!
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 WOO
Nimiphi: @jacqui_lantern234 Congrats!
jacqui_lantern234:
yall are beautiful and valuable and loved so fucking much!!!!!!!!!
young_pyromentor: Garg!
Earthenone: congrats enough!
Stormgod519: oop
ckupf: vial smasher sack everything?
as_ever_ellesandra: not yet dobs
MegaDosX: Duelist flip could hit something huge
as_ever_ellesandra: but there is a way to kill you in upkeep
MegaDosX: You have to untap with Vial Smasher for her to trigger
as_ever_ellesandra: multiple ways even
MegaDosX: Since she only triggers on the first spell each turn, if she's the first one then she can't trigger
as_ever_ellesandra: !card vial smasher
LRRbot: Did you mean: Vial Smasher the Fierce; Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier
MegaDosX: !card vial smasher the fierce
LRRbot: Vial Smasher the Fierce [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Berserker [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls. / Partner
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah its each turn
as_ever_ellesandra: no untap needed
as_ever_ellesandra: wheeler is super duper dead
revjakenash: "I'm dead on board" "not until I say so"
Voidhawk42: !card greater garg
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
as_ever_ellesandra: and yeah chat if you're gonna backseat be right
kumatsu: imagine being wrong in chat in 2025, couldn't be me
CrossXhunteR: @as_ever_ellesandra never
hidingbox: Chat wrong? More often than you think!
jacqui_lantern234:
wrong? on the INTERNET?!
TheAwkes: If you cheat Smasher into play with non-spells, but that's a real corner case.
mister_nibbles: chat is never wrong, chat is always wrong
wifi12345678910: @as_ever_ellesandra If being wrong in chat is wrong, I don't wanna be right
as_ever_ellesandra: I'm not talking about what you think I am fwiw
as_ever_ellesandra: wheeler
Voidhawk42: If you remove the Garg counters in Wheeler's upkeep would that cast it and trigger Val Smasher?
Nimiphi: Vial Smasher, pass, upkeep sac the board to Gargadon?
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: What.
powerflapjack: lmao
hd_dabnado: yeah...
AllTheWeasels: oh nooooo
Stormgod519: nope...
Voidhawk42:
Kadenus:
why does it not have trample
as_ever_ellesandra: but yeah fwiw wheeler I'm not talking about what you think
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Greater Gargadon [9R] | Creature — Beast [9/7] | Suspend 10—{R} / Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from this card. Activate only if this card is suspended.
KWardJenx: He did call his shot about the misplay
MegaDosX: I did miss that the Garg doesn't have to be done at sorcery speed
Bugberry: @Voidhawk42 that does cast it
Ukon_Cairns: ironically, the card named gargadon has trample, but the greater gargadon does not.
Bugberry: @Kadenus Red used to not get Trample as much in general.
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah its a fun game of chicken
as_ever_ellesandra: I just saw the become immense in alex's hand
Nimiphi: wait, alex still wins
Voidhawk42: !card fireblast
LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
as_ever_ellesandra: so I knew he had it if he cast either of the delve spells in your upkeep
DigitalSeahorse: neat looking liophant
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Dogged Detective [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Nimiphi: he casts vial smasher, then forces the karakas, then responds with become immense, right?
hey_kelvin: deathrite in play though
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah that's where I was at
LRRbot: Erratic Explosion [2R] | Sorcery | Choose any target. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Erratic Explosion deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
as_ever_ellesandra: its all super awkward
Dog_of_Myth: This was great
KWardJenx: This was a very fun night
LRRbot: The Battle of Bywater [1WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. Then create a Food token for each creature you control.
MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious with this deck
Nickiatori: wheeler vs ben now?
frank_the_great: Love that card
as_ever_ellesandra: oh HELL yea
Stormgod519: wooooow
wifi12345678910: one sided wrath
LRRbot: Spellskite [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [0/4] | {U/P}: Change a target of target spell or ability to this creature.
Stormgod519: oh yeah!
Rourke9: oh HELL yeah love the card that name drops me
Stormgod519: yeah, Nadu likes it...
Nimiphi: Wheeler, why no Delney in the deck?
AllTheWeasels:
the skite 
wifi12345678910: Is that the miracle one?
LRRbot: Distended Mindbender [8] | Creature — Eldrazi Insect [5/5] | Emerge {5}{B}{B} / When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with mana value 3 or less and a card with mana value 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
Nickiatori: @Nimiphi delney does nonthing
LRRbot: Hidetsugu, Devouring Chaos [3B] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Demon [4/4] | {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 2. / {2}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you exile a nonland card this way, Hidetsugu deals damage equal to the exiled card's mana value to any target.
Nimiphi: I just thought evasion plus double triggers, but ya
gloamsworn: panharmonicons are winmores anyways
as_ever_ellesandra: love me a hidetsugu
Pywodwagon: Ben, check your DM's on discord when you're done I have info about that memory jar
as_ever_ellesandra: exile gurmag then cast it
Naolis: Genuinely, i've been looking at making a commander deck with the same idea as Alex's deck here
Stormgod519: GGs
Rourke9: yes
Nickiatori: yes
chiefmomo69: Moar
DigitalSeahorse: YES
wifi12345678910: Speaking of meme decks, where is food?
niccus: i saw at least one meme and at least one mox
jacqui_lantern234: LOVE memes and moxen. LOVE CanLander
Nimiphi: memes and moxen with user submitted decks could be kinda sick
Stormgod519: Thank ya Wheeler!!!
Stormgod519: @Nimiphi dont give me this power!
DigitalSeahorse:
and thank 
Stormgod519: "I'm feeling about A SEVEN" is the one I just got
sleepyfelix: @Stormgod519 Same!
mister_nibbles: i am using dragonshield
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LathosTiran: teeth
Dog_of_Myth:
wifi12345678910: Jace is an abusive dad, no tooth brushing there
NotCainNorAbel:
lamina5432: gnight
Stormgod519: Rrrrrrrrrrrribbit!
circusofkirkus: plz thunderclap
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: teeth teeth teeth TEETH
thraximore:
Fruan: Jace is using telekinesis to clean his teeth at all times and he has anxiety about it.
young_pyromentor: We need Planeswalker kiss tier list
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAwkes:
What you expect is that a telepath would be good at kissing, because they can react to their partner completely. But Jace is just too far up his own ass.
Stormgod519: no ideer...
superdude097: Dead by Deerlight
young_pyromentor: Jace knows what you're thinking, he just doesn't care @theawkes
mister_nibbles: i thought it was clever
DigitalSeahorse: Deer by headlights
LithelyUnshod: Wilmot is just north of me
Bugberry: @TheAwkes well just because he knew what people thought before didn't mean he was good with people.
Stormgod519: right!
definenull: the peepers!
MegaDosX: Oh shit Kibler
Stormgod519: welp, time to book my day off
Stormgod519: OLIVIA! KIBLER!!
Stormgod519: YES!
MegaDosX: Of course he's going to be at the dragon set PPR
MegaDosX: Also hype to see Olivia again
young_pyromentor: She pre on my pre til I release
Stormgod519: Oh my god!
Stormgod519: Im so happy now!
thraximore:
@young_pyromentor 
Stormgod519: god, if Olivia and Ben end up at the same table we wont get anything done...
KWardJenx: Will be awesome
Stormgod519:
wifi12345678910: Brian "Don't call me Brian "Brian Kibber" Kibler" Kibler?
Dog_of_Myth:
TheAwkes: Noted LARPer, Brian Kibler.
Stormgod519: @wifi12345678910 the very same
DigitalSeahorse:
less button?
MegaDosX: Brian Kibler, also known as discount Kyle Hill
termi385: !decks
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Came for the memes, stayed for the stream
Stormgod519: All of them at once?
Stormgod519: dabits!
wifi12345678910:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: how many weasels?
definenull:
Stormgod519: CYA!!!
LathosTiran: frank, press the button
NotCainNorAbel: start with buttons, end without buttons
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse:
young_pyromentor: Good memes, good streams
r10pez10: perfect, time to watch the vod
baskwalla: Great stream, thanks all
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