Rhythm Cafe || Super Crazy Rhythm Castle

DaxStrife: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Super Crazy Rhythm Castle) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 accountmadeforants: 
 accountmadeforants: 
  Juliamon: 
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 Travilogue: So I played about 5 hours of this game yesterday (game is SO GOOD!) and I am going to recommend turning off the spin distraction setting. Or at least being ready to pause and turn it off once you get to it.
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
 TehAmelie: hooray, a stream
SaxPython: is that "The Cube"?
 baltimore_667083: but is it an Offensive Tackle or a Defensive Tackle
  Juliamon: neither
  Juliamon: it's the top-level fishing tackle in Shenmue
DideRobot: LRR: Heather and Ian are back for more Rhythm Cafe in the Super Crazy Rhythm Castle! We're not done till we've got the crown! (Standard 2hr Show) https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114174594429391966
 TehAmelie: i thought to myself, what part of a fishing rod is actually the tackle? turns out it's any part
 TehAmelie: "Almost any equipment or gear used in fishing can be called fishing tackle, examples being hooks, lines, baits/lures, rods, reels, floats, sinkers/feeders, nets, spears, gaffs and traps, as well as wires, snaps, beads, spoons, blades, spinners, clevises and tools"
ElementalAlchemist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
 TehAmelie: hello!
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 IanAllenBird: howdy!
 baltimore_667083: hi Ian! hi heather!
 NotCainNorAbel: 7.7
DaxStrife: "I can feel it vibin' in the air tonight, oh lord."
 Cptasparagus: most of what particles do is vibrate tho
 accountmadeforants: @Travilogue Now I'm really curious what spin distraction does. 
 ShaneLeeAtk: 420 Plus Ultra
 TehAmelie: all that we see or seem, is but vibes in vibes
 Travilogue: @accountmadeforants It's just the board rotating and can be quite a number on the brain.
 accountmadeforants: Vibes are off due to feeling sick, but that won't stop me from watching this
 Dog_of_Myth: Looking forward to this.
adept_nekomancer: This is up there with Artful Escape and Hi-Fi Rush in terms of Rhythm Cafe classics.
 RealGamerCow: Will gaslighting ghost girlfriend game be making a return at some point?
 Dog_of_Myth: @adept_nekomancer Agree
  Juliamon: RealGamerCow I don't have high hopes
 accountmadeforants: @Travilogue Ah, I can imagine. (Then again, Heather and Ian did play Old School Musical, so they may be resistant  )
  Juliamon: yeah, he has Garlic Jr vibes
  Juliamon: but with hair
 RealGamerCow: I think I would be okay with that? I was hoping that therapy would get him to say "no, ghost girlfriend, you're wrong, I need to heal"
 RealGamerCow:  
KeytarCat: "Mouth teeth in human beings" Thanks, Ian
 LordZarano: Mouth teeth as opposed to ..?
 Travilogue: @accountmadeforants I could only handle about 10 seconds before the dizziness kicked in.
  Juliamon: LordZarano tumor teeth?
 accountmadeforants: People lose their dentures sometimes.
nevermore913: Hi heather Ian and cafe customers
DaxStrife: Teeth teeth teeth etc.
  Juliamon: y'know, when cells fuck up and grow teeth in a mass that's not your gums
  Juliamon: jumpscare!
AJtheDreamSculptor: synchronized jumpscare noises
 accountmadeforants: Speeking of teeth
adept_nekomancer: teeth, teeth, teeth...
BimBamBerry:  
  Juliamon: there, that thing, that's tumor teeth
adept_nekomancer: Wow, rude.
AJtheDreamSculptor: why are they human teeth?
DaxStrife: All the normal human-like characters in this game look like they're from Bastion.
 accountmadeforants: This game is nothing but clashing art styles and I love it.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: Who is best at music and/or chaos
  Juliamon: I think we already know
adept_nekomancer: lol, the mischief
 Travilogue: Ah, this include mechanics from levels that you have not done yet.
KeytarCat: Balloon inflation!
AJtheDreamSculptor: who is which character?
  Juliamon: Ian is birb
 RealGamerCow: nope, don't like that phrase
 accountmadeforants: Depends on your definition of winning
AJtheDreamSculptor: the true winner was chat
 accountmadeforants: Nice of the king to give us a warm-up after a week 
 Travilogue: Oh, this is the rotating one
 Mazrae: This music is so good I kind of want a playlist of all the songs in here
 Travilogue: The spinning can be turned of and replaced with visual blocking.
AJtheDreamSculptor: I'm surprised they are not involuntarily tilting their head
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 LordZarano: The visible hands
 Cptasparagus: you always want your cooling system to get as hot as possible to the point of failure then cool it down very quickly
 accountmadeforants: @Cptasparagus Also gotta make sure your cooling system has the least possible surface area, by being round.
 IanAllenBird: gonna say these guys are not my favorite mechanic
 accountmadeforants: We saw what happens when you let them scream in the versus game
 IanAllenBird: whoops
adept_nekomancer: World over. 
AJtheDreamSculptor: haha
 accountmadeforants: Babies scream because they're having a problem, Minims scream because they *are* the problem.
 Travilogue: So, it looks like the amount of screaming things is more with two players vs solo, but not having to move from one side to the other speeds things up a lot.
 accountmadeforants: Lmao, I love the king's approach to solving problems "Let's go to another world"
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 IanAllenBird: oh no
AJtheDreamSculptor: anyone else get Emperor Pilaf vibs from the person on screen?
 accountmadeforants: Also, turn the remote into a scepter
 Cptasparagus: record yourselves as the rulers of the moonbase and play it occasionally
adept_nekomancer: That one was shorter than the other two
 Travilogue: you still got three stars it looks like
 accountmadeforants: Oh! The game's on sale now! And Steam didn't warn me
adept_nekomancer: Oh, the timers.  The right song is a full minute shorter than the others.
 LordZarano: ^
 IanAllenBird: feels like there's a fun optimization problem in here
Invitare: RIP
 IanAllenBird: f
 definenull: F
AJtheDreamSculptor: f
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Mod your legs.
 definenull: Yeah being on fire tends to make you move faster
 Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
  LRRbot: The day star is good for you.
 definenull: Uh oh
Invitare: not staying on magic girls for long enough
 Travilogue: You can bank all the magical girl you need at the very start
 LordZarano: It's hard not to backseat when there's a limited resource being squandered
 definenull: They see the vision
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Make the blahajs kiss.
 Dog_of_Myth: They'll get it this run
  Juliamon: Magical girls are shortest in supply
 Dog_of_Myth: I believe
 definenull: Tbf there's a lot of things to keep track of on the screen
 accountmadeforants: Magical Girls have the shortest half-life
 definenull: And you're still playing a rhythm game throughout the whole level
 Travilogue: (unless there is a cap on parts, but I never hit it)
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya jacqui
 definenull: no u
adept_nekomancer: @LordZarano It's also easier for chat to see the solution given that we just have to observe, and not, y'know, actually worry about hitting all the right buttons.
 jacqui_lantern234: @definenull ive been over this MANY times, no u doesnt work on me. i have eldritch powers protecting me
  Juliamon: yeah, we have the freedom to notice all the different counters happening
 definenull: Ehh worth a shot 
 Travilogue: Doing these solo is very doable, but man is it A Lot
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 jacqui_lantern234: @definenull worry not. being the incarnation of love has its perks. i also happen to know im loved 
 IanAllenBird: 
 accountmadeforants: An omnishambles of game mechanics
 Cptasparagus: honestly you guys are doing more mechanics than most WoW bosses
 Travilogue: The difficulty scaling is well done though
adept_nekomancer: Yeah, this feels like an MMO raid boss.
 Cptasparagus: man I want those typing hands so bad
 Cptasparagus: This week on TTSF
  Juliamon: LIVE week!
 SquareDotCube: doot..
 definenull:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 GapFiller: did somebody say TEETH!?  
 accountmadeforants: Yum more teeth
adept_nekomancer: I do not enjoy the tooth helix
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Triple ply
 definenull: We found it! The meatspace!
Invitare: oh not this dimension again
 accountmadeforants: 
 Cptasparagus: now im thinking about meat toilet paper....
Invitare: oh it's a Stan cloak
 BusTed: ✨
 accountmadeforants: This whole game is giving me some 90's cartoon energy and I'm so here for it
 definenull: OK I don't like the mouth sounds
DaxStrife: Why do stage have eyes
 RatherLargeToad: Eyes…in the dark…
adept_nekomancer: Are we in Plato's cave?
 accountmadeforants: This body doesn't cull its back faces
 Travilogue: Exactly what I did on my first try
 cambo212: the struggle to put the rhythm down
Invitare: oh it's reading the news and getting angry
 accountmadeforants: @Invitare Oh hell, I didn't notice that before
 CaptainSpam: There's a handle thing on the flame-o-meter on the side there.
AJtheDreamSculptor: I think the cubes are sugar cubes lol
  Juliamon: they come from tears, which are salty
 Travilogue: Salt, Sugar, and Peppers
 cambo212: no the onion is the tears
KeytarCat: the peppers also come from tears
 RatherLargeToad: That’s a serious medical condition
Invitare: I think it's salty tears (onion), cute-reaction tears (rabbit thing) and angry tears (news)
 RatherLargeToad: 
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Spoon!
 RatherLargeToad: Praise frog
 definenull: *groan*
 LordZarano: 
Invitare: most dogs are made of meat, to be fair
 RatherLargeToad: Toadily legit businesstoad
adept_nekomancer: Follow (with consent)
Bruceski: shiny
 Dog_of_Myth:   
SaxPython: Oh we groovin'
 accountmadeforants: Only four buttons... surely using a DDR pad is possible 
 definenull: Mm nothing says eurbeat (?) like baby synth
 Mazrae: Why does it look like the water cooler replacement on the right side have eyes, is it a replacement head for the job job water cooler boss
 Travilogue: I really want this game to have medium difficulty that only uses three lanes but has more complex patterns
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I've seen that in arcades
AJtheDreamSculptor: I am imagining a dance studio with just a DDR machine in the front
 accountmadeforants: The Pied Panper
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 accountmadeforants: Or rather, the Panned Panper
AJtheDreamSculptor: I remember when Ben got out of his seat to try to look behind a character's glasses on Luigi's Hunted Mansion
 gualdhar: unders't'all
 accountmadeforants: Holy shit
 accountmadeforants:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 cambo212: lead them safety
 cambo212: to safety even
 accountmadeforants:   
 CaptainSpam: Or just lead them away from the intestine cannons.
 cambo212: this one is a lot
 Travilogue: Ah, they go through the door when the lyrics say Let's Go
SaxPython: The more I listen to this song, the more I hear "There's a platypus controlling me"
 RatherLargeToad: Is it underneath the table?
SaxPython: 
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 accountmadeforants: I wish Pikmin had this kind of soundtrack
SaxPython: 
 IanAllenBird: 
AJtheDreamSculptor: that track was a bop
 RatherLargeToad: Adequate! Adequate!
SaxPython: I think the torso teeth are threatening to meat men 
 Travilogue: Need to find the other guy
 CaptainSpam: The bouncer doesn't run the music.
AJtheDreamSculptor: Not unless he's DJ Bouncer
 mavenu_nim: never know why my prime sub for twitch never shows up in chat when i give it to the channel , but hey if you haven't used it yet, considering using your prime twitch sub for LRR   
  Juliamon: you have to refresh after using it to get the prompt
 mavenu_nim: ahhh
 Travilogue: The title is right behind you Ian
 RatherLargeToad: If your skeleton is full of adrenaline, please consult a doctor
AJtheDreamSculptor: Is that a uvula?
 IanAllenBird: I think it might be
 RatherLargeToad: that ain’t right…
AJtheDreamSculptor: nothing has been right since we entered this dimension
 niccus: the gauge was filling up
 maxthefourth: you need to ring the bell longer
 Travilogue: Exact opposite.....
hypergirlie_hyperpop: is the rhythm game made better by constantly interrupted the music part for these minigames?
 CaptainSpam: That's... no.
 Travilogue: So, you are supposed to *avoid* the red circles
 CaptainSpam: Like in the previous game.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython: 
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Travilogue: But still, Good Enough
  Juliamon: Somehow, you still passed
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 RatherLargeToad: When has a red circle on the floor ever been a good thing? 
 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the steram!
 LordZarano: Game good
 CaptainSpam: AND the stream, that's another wrod.
  Juliamon: a surprisingly meaty game
 maxthefourth: this game is super weird
 RatherLargeToad: nu
 Travilogue: This game is currently only 5 bucks on steam if anyone wants to  experience the weirdness themselves
AJtheDreamSculptor: Is that the horror like game?
 RatherLargeToad: Engage secret plan: Make man become deer
 GapFiller: just noticed theres no more PiF on the schedule guessing Alex beat Stalker 2 this week
 GapFiller: (not kept up)
  Juliamon: he didn't
  Juliamon: it's still on the schedule
SaxPython:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: Yay!
 SquareDotCube: table t
KeytarCat: Thank stream
SaxPython: Love Nelly's Hero to Villain Arc
 GapFiller: Juliamon yep thats on me only lookin at this nxt week w/o scrolling further ahead in the month
 SquareDotCube: Man this month has been the month of Commander
 RatherLargeToad: So that’s where the Persona 4 beef bowl went to
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Really like this game
 IanAllenBird: o7
 mavenu_nim: o/
 RatherLargeToad: it’s relaxing
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