TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
Juliamon:
LoadingReadyRun: Twitch what do you mean I recently ran an ad
LoadingReadyRun: I JUST went online
LoadingReadyRun: and the previous stream was 20 hours ago
Juliamon: ah, my favourite song, 168_02_TTDM2-MP3.mp3
TXC2: maybe Twitch takes a geological understanding of the meaning of "recent" ?
Didero: That is a good song name
Didero: Good evening!
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
Fuzzra: Didn't you know? We're all ad-munching machines these days. Blipverts from the OG Max Headroom would be restful to the modern husk.
TXC2:
I'm too poor for Ads to work on me 
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Fuzzra:
I'm too angrily nerdy for ads to get near me. 
LoadingReadyRun: not 100% that these are the actual song names
LoadingReadyRun: but it isn't that odd
Fuzzra: Thinking about it, anybody running a Pi-hole should really add in the telemetry blocking lists.
UtilityPunk:
Jigokuro: Oh, I remember this game being fun but minimal on content. Been a while, hope more was added...
TXC2: !wiki
Juliamon: Jigokuro More was indeed added, which is why it's being revisited
TXC2: spoon
Didero: @Jigokuro There are two or three DLCs
stephentoostronk:
TXC2: here we GO!
Cosmonautilis24:
Jigokuro:
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
Tommadness: stax
a_pidgeon:
Mangledpixel: Stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks 'n' stacks...
TXC2: Stacks 'n' Jackson
hiFunko: girl those lands are STACKED
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
Mangledpixel: huuuuuuuuge... stacks of land
TXC2: hello hiFunko welcome
iris_of_ether: Ooo
IanAllenBird: howdy
TXC2: last stream of this was about 11 months ago
Didero: Nothing good can happen after the phrase "The industrial revolution has come"
LordZarano: I'm sure you're not as bad at it as the backseaters
UtilityPunk: kitboga voice activated
Didero: Of course people backseat! It's the internet
Fuzzra: I've not played it - it's risky to get anything that my friend with impeccable strategy taste racks up alarming hours in.
UtilityPunk:
tehThane: its a system optimization game so i can see why it might have alot of backseaterss
Didero: "If you combine X and Y you get this new card"
TXC2: chat uh uh uh uh uh finds a way to backseat
n3ther: oh I'll find a way to backseat pong. don't you worry
septomin: and landing your stacks
Mangledpixel: with some idle game mechanics
TXC2: it's also oddly like those games where you combing things to get more things
UtilityPunk: Oh neat, like Cultist Simulator
TXC2: *combine
Fuzzra: @UtilityPunk Quality game.
Didero: Maybe I played it wrong, but after a while the game got a bit tedious, since you kept having to do the basic things in addition to advancing
a_pidgeon: Food, stone, wood, and gold? It's Age of Empires, got it.
a_pidgeon: If you give a boy a food...
Cahzin: if you give the villager food will it poop?
OmnipotentTrevor: gotta get that 1/1 token copy
iris_of_ether:
So much poop 
TXC2: I think we did last time
n3ther: we bing chilling
Mangledpixel: the cards bumping into each other has a nice tactile feel
Mangledpixel: the villagers yearn for the quarry
TXC2: wúd
wiigamer1995: is this a survival game?
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Xerodin: change it
Xerodin: why suffer alone?
TXC2: wiigamer1995 not exactly, it's more like a city builder, but with cards
n3ther: 33 yr old man on the outside...
hiFunko: have you ever taken a photo with an ipad?
Juliamon: They do
hiFunko: held it up style
LithelyUnshod: MY mom sure does
Didero: The Boomer approach is playing a game on your 486
Juliamon: My mom has like, 4 ipads
TXC2:
it's 2025 Wheeler, people are children until they're 50 or millionaires
IanAllenBird: My mom loves iPads but I don't know if she's a boomer or X
Fuzzra: If my boomer parents ever got anything Apple I would put them in a crooked home.
Didero: Well you see, when two villagers love each other very much... (I also forgot how to get new villagers)
Trahas: either humble beginnings or seeking wisdom, think HB but its been a while
Fuzzra: @IanAllenBird Oh, you would know if they were boomers . . .
Didero: If you mouse over the buyable packs, it shows what's in them in the bottom left
n3ther: they're hiding from you to avoid work
septomin: watching the stream on an ipad 🤝
TXC2: remember chat: Generational cohorts aren't real, it's marketing BS
ChainsawHaxor: Is that Benjamin "Benny 'The Kid' Wheels" Wheeler streaming?
Fuzzra: @TXC2 Fair point.
TheMerricat: Is this a hey chat moment because there is an actual info on exactly how to get villager #2
TXC2: hello ChainsawHaxor welcome
wiigamer1995:
now they gonna make phones with bigger screen 
IanAllenBird: love to not get phone calls
Pikachu0707:
no spam call??!! 
UtilityPunk: Granted: the bush burns tho
Didero: Unlocking
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Trahas: For selling to get a new pack
Ewayko: treasure chest later
iris_of_ether: Treasure chests
IanAllenBird: treasure chests
FurthestChunk: It opens chests iirc
Trahas: i always just sold them for the immediate benefit and so it doesn't take up a card slot
n3ther: mpreg nice
wiigamer1995: man is a rare
OmnipotentTrevor: I see you building this city on rock. Not sure about the roll.
wiigamer1995:
n3ther: where the good men at
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Visionaries pass people who are unpassable.
Mangledpixel: a fugue hood men?
iris_of_ether:
lrrWHEELER🤜🤛
Fuzzra: Harsh!
Mangledpixel: and my work here is done
n3ther: maybe you are the problem for laughing at it so easily. hmmm
n3ther: let's turn it around
TXC2: Mangledpixel somewhere Cameron has doubled over in pain and doesn't know why, great work
n3ther: damn you're right
JinaMahavira: Man aquired
n3ther: hurrah
IanAllenBird: nice
iris_of_ether:
Fuzzra: Ah, man! If chat gets chained up for crimes I am thoroughly boned.
Shurtal: You're also the solution. But the real question is: Are you the drink?
FurthestChunk: Get it twisted you need to make worse word associations
wiigamer1995: do men just die if they arent feed at the end of the day?
LordZarano: Amanda Hugnkiss!
Ewayko: Now that you got the man, it's scripted for the number of packs you buy. For the first two.
a_pidgeon: Queue Adam saying you gotta treat twitch chat like a bunch of goats
TXC2:
wiigamer1995 from personal experience: yes 
FurthestChunk: @shurtal he's got that liquidity and that rizz
Kejardon: 19/20 cards
HbombAndFriends: Warehouse- man who turns into house during a full moon
Fuzzra: @a_pidgeon By giving them space and good grazing, right? Right?!
TXC2: is the baby you?
a_pidgeon: @Fuzzra Putting pool noodles on their horns
wiigamer1995:
shouldnt you make man2 work atleast instead of chilling at home?
Shurtal: how is babby forrmed?
Fuzzra: @a_pidgeon D:
JoannaTastic: @Fuzzra By getting them to make friends with racehorses
KamikaziManiac:
when 2 men live in a house for ~30 seconds, a baby is made 
FurthestChunk: man isn't it wild that Toby Fox managed to get his homestuck mpreg song into Pokémon
Juliamon: just like Minecraft
JinaMahavira: Boss baby
Shurtal: ah, Mpregante
wiigamer1995: does baby consume food?
Scarletdemon_1: I cannot remember, did Wheeler ever play the game Poker Quest?
TXC2:
Shurtal "when a man and a women are married and in love and wish to have a child, they hug, in a very special way"
FurthestChunk: if that isn't what txc2 was going for I apologise for cursed knowledge
Sethalidos: am card pargent
JinaMahavira: @wiigamer1995 yes, 1
OmnipotentTrevor: So I notice you have more than 20 cards
TXC2:
FurthestChunk it was not (I've not read homestuck)
Fuzzra: @JoannaTastic That sounds like it has niche risks
ReddHaring: Mr. Quarryman, at your service
TheRealWester: I'm mining right now!
n3ther: Please father, not the mines!
IanAllenBird: oh what, there's pens? I did not play this enough/very thoroughly
FurthestChunk: Vegetarians, known for murdering chickens with their bare hands
Sethalidos: @FurthestChunk don't judge em for choking chickens
TXC2:
FurthestChunk a shocking number of vegetarians work at abattoirs
Fuzzra: I don't like eating rabbit but I know how to peel them. Eventually I stopped telling people that I can.
Didero: but what if little over-extend
TXC2:
Fuzzra ok why is "peel a rabbit" SO MUCH worse then "skin a rabbit"?
Cosmonautilis24: Carrot get before new moon?
Fuzzra: @TXC2 No idea, but it does work quite well for portraying the grisly reality to the squeamish
IanAllenBird: wuhoh
TXC2: Fuzzra it sure does
Mangledpixel: sleem!
UtilityPunk: That's like a Nickelodeon set
Kejardon: food!
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Sethalidos: malk
Shurtal: this sounds like someone addicted to scratchers tickets having a bad day
KeytarCat: That's the way we like to bone?
Sethalidos: am Wheeler okay?
n3ther: oh dear our resource cap
JinaMahavira: it's very sick
FurthestChunk: Does the moonbase have a carbon monoxide detector?
n3ther:
FarleyF: Cameron dressed as the surgeon general cowers
a_pidgeon: Moon 1: "Something chill for your Monday" Moon 13: "I'm abandoning carrot!"
septomin: i love visiting the farm and seeing the carrot trees, potato bushes, and underground apples
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Voidhawk42: Just got here. The look of this game reminds me alot of Cultist Simulator, is it made by the same devs?
TXC2: hello raiders!
IanAllenBird: @Voidhawk42 different devs, but also love cultist sim
Mechsican: investing in shed is always my plan. no more selling crap off.
noSmokeFire: how many Staxx jokes are we up to?
Sethalidos: milk
LordZarano:
FurthestChunk: Imagine seeing this across the table whilst you're suffering from a Smokestack
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FurthestChunk: peanuts pants?
FurthestChunk: are we screen printing babynutta on a pair of trousers
Kejardon: you sold the rock because you didn't want to get caught with your pants down
sithenin: Has anyone mentioned WitchHand yet? Similar game, I really enjoyed both, but WitchHand felt more replayable.
n3ther: upgrading our villager??
mister_nibbles: if you got time to slime you got time to climb ... something like that i dunno
Flamennight: domain expansion you say?
FurthestChunk: Expanding your domain like an okay shounen series
FurthestChunk: Domain expansion was cooler when it was called a reality marble
KeytarCat: I mean, you can remove items
Dr_fragenstien: I dont know anything about this game, but I figure either something will happen as the days pass or you can find new things by opening new packs
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FurthestChunk: Does the DLC add in a Shinzo Abe Pack 1000
iris_of_ether:
calculated_uncertainties:
100
Syntheticuh: lmao
FurthestChunk: Librarian pull up that CtS clip
Didero: It'd be funny if the Travelling Cart actually moved around the play area, but I can understand why they didn't do that
thraximore: @FurthestChunk you mean Shinzo Abe Pack 550
Dr_fragenstien:
FarleyF:
OmnipotentTrevor: This seems like a game I'd play if it were on my phone.
FurthestChunk: @thraximore you mean rhino abe pack 550
calculated_uncertainties: It's mostly a thank you for being here, 'jokes' and all.
thraximore: so true bestie
TXC2:
explore each others bodies? like with surgery?
thraximore: exploratory bottom surgery
Dr_fragenstien: do you have quests? What was the rumor about the dark forest?
thraximore: uh oh
Sethalidos: or a really bad isekai
Dr_fragenstien: nothing bad ever happened with the start of the industrial revolution
IanAllenBird: yeah I think it pauses
Dr_fragenstien: also now that you've started the industrial revolution can you put your babies to work?
tehfewl: smokin that industrial revolution pack
iris_of_ether: Suddenly SimCity
Marvoleath: why is it a talking donut?
thraximore: mod-ren city
septomin: you can’t cut back on funding
Marvoleath: feel the rain on my skin?
n3ther: yes
Dr_fragenstien: ah yes, the typical civil service job, rain worker
FarleyF: and I wonder still I wonder who’ll stop the rain
Fuzzra: Now I'm imagining Serve moulding garden architecture like a Roman
Dr_fragenstien: you need to build a basketball court before you can build shaq
Fuzzra: *Serge
a_pidgeon: Proletariat revolution mechanic
Shurtal: you have shack, now you need kobe
septomin: and that’s how i learned shack
TXC2:
the question Mr O’Neill asked all his life: "how do I make Shaq?"
accountmadeforants: Housing? Sounds optional. Now, if someone could buy the houses and then rent them back to the workers...
Marvoleath:
giving workers housing? what are you, a communist? 
TXC2: grain make bread and beer
TXC2: grain good
n3ther: are we cooked?
a_pidgeon: Hit 'let them eat cake' in 3 moons
FarleyF: time for cannibalism
ClickWizard: I can't imagine the industrial revolution actually making people happy
Anubis169:
TXC2: hello Anubis169
Anubis169:
heya TXC2 
Anubis169: we stacked yet?
thraximore: implying Muesli is food
TXC2: Anubis169 stacked all the way to the industrial revolution
Flamennight: trash
Mechsican: running a card city SUCKS
TXC2: time to invent municipal sanitation workers
SquareDotCube: can you use the rain on the farmland?
Mechsican: the cloud itself i think
a_pidgeon: Industrial revolution sucks, time to go back to fighting chickens for carrots
TXC2: it's first run, it's just a warm up, loss doesn't count
Marvoleath: "uh oh"
Dr_fragenstien: sell the water to nestle, make a bunch of money
zelukester: I wonder if your workers can unionize
Marvoleath: how modern are we talking?
Mechsican: weird that you needed 8 food for two people... and 8 food for 6 people.
Dr_fragenstien: modern solutions, like dividers on public benches and removing bike lanes to make room for cars?
BandsWithLegends: @Dr_fragenstien no no, like modern horizons 3
Dr_fragenstien: @BandsWithLegends ooooh, AI generated advertising so you don't have to pay artists, that is a good solution!
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Dr_fragenstien:
good luck!
UtilityPunk:
Marvoleath: !card earthquake
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UtilityPunk: The earthquake says hi
Cptasparagus: yay captialism
a_pidgeon: Just nailing $20 bills to the walls
Nickiatori: ooh I see a wheeler stream and i watch
Flamennight: Can you put the rain cloud on the farm?
FurthestChunk: Gonna need a shack for that worker
n3ther: you ARE the bad guy
n3ther: overworking these poor workers. not even housing them
Cptasparagus: thats a feature
goatprince: oh no your homie's home-less
UtilityPunk:
That worker: 
FurthestChunk: You need to go into the energy view to hook up that hamster wheel
FurthestChunk: I think
Marvoleath: click the [Default] to change the view?
TXC2: house the workers, work the housers
drcthulu: you're a slum lord now
kumatsu: just call Wheeler Herbert Hoover
n3ther: slum lord wheeler
FurthestChunk: oh my god incredible
Cptasparagus: Achievement Unlocked: Slum Lord
n3ther: you heard it here first
goatprince: hey, ben, ummm doi have to tell james you're going down a dark path
duallain: heya Wheeler, heya chat
TXC2:
NOW we're capitalists
IanAllenBird: surely more capitalist progression will fix these problems they caused
TXC2: hello duallain welcome
Fuzzra: Conin' out the slums . . .
Marvoleath: can't export trash? unrealistic
Fuzzra: Aargh. Comin'
MrPipboy3000: "Whenever there is a problem in modern society, why is it always you Capitalism?"
SquareDotCube: I wonder if your storage takes grain
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Cptasparagus: we non-pausers?
UtilityPunk: Livin' in the moment
MrPipboy3000: Apartment needs power and sewer though ...
SquareDotCube: well guess it's a silo then
Fuzzra: @MrPipboy3000 I've been playing Heart of the Machine and it took a startling amount of principle to resist kidnapping the rich and hijacking their brains.
thraximore: nice! you've invented the middle class
FurthestChunk: Hell yeah we get to scheme to replace you as leader of the Decepticons again
gsyhiap: If only we could raise the card limit
FurthestChunk: Gotta build the sceptic tank
goatprince: CITY WELLBEING: Miserable
TXC2: Capitalism: it's so much poop
HorusFive: Who could have foreseen this!
UtilityPunk:
If only poop could fertilize 
GedankenPalast_: If only
firehawkzoa: Nobody's working in your power thing
rynsfelda: Flush?
IanAllenBird: is there some sort of sewer view like the energy view
GedankenPalast_: Put butt on tank
MrPipboy3000: change view from default to sewer
TStodden: Link the apartments to the tank?
FarleyF: sewage overview
goatprince: wheeler are you not potty trained?
TXC2: "please help, my poop, she is very sick"
SquareDotCube: yep, playing a city builder in card form now
MrPipboy3000: click the white dots on the side of the buildings
duallain: why do I have to plug the printer in, I thought it was wireless
SquareDotCube: only one's connecting
MrPipboy3000: Each apartment needs to be connected
FurthestChunk: You probably should connect the other apartment
GedankenPalast_: You connected only one
MrPipboy3000: The sewage tank holds 3 connections
IanAllenBird: f
gsyhiap: F
FarleyF: f
Marvoleath: you could connect both while stacked
a_pidgeon: City advisor's gonna come back and be like "How are you do-oh..."
Marvoleath: it had 2 dots
Marvoleath: "City flooded by poop"
Fuzzra: Time happened? When?!
FarleyF: city advisor pizza meme
TXC2: !break
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gsyhiap: @a_pidgeon "how are you...?" *Steps in poop*
Fuzzra: I refuse to bow to time - that would trap me as a middle aged scrote and that can't possibly be right.
FarleyF: ooo it’s live so poops going to happen
TXC2: and we're back
DeM0nFiRe: "Look what we have: n o t h i n g"
Cptasparagus: ultra low calorie
Fuzzra: Remember: Don't forget to brush your eyes after visiting the bathroom.
zelukester: I see y'all have the low-cal version
silenceaux: It looks like something you would pull out of a furnace filter
FarleyF:
Fuzzra: Oh, crunchy seaweed. I hate green stuff but those are fantastic.
Trahas: Thanks a lot Wheeler, making me play stacklands again
Capt_clown: So how many do you have to eat to get a days worth of calories?
Fuzzra: High in iodine. Good for your thyroid.
TStodden: So... about 3 Kcals / Cals ea... that's decent.
FarleyF: so can wheeler perform a seaweed centaur ion
TXC2:
Capt_clown based on those numbers, about 700
TStodden: On average, you should be able to live on 2000 Cals / day
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tajessa: ooh a palindrome
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TStodden: Reminder: Don't eat people named Cal -- That's heavily frowned upon in most societies...
Cptasparagus: wow youre selling human beings now?
Fuzzra: @TStodden Depends on how much you're using up. Sometimes I'll live on the smell of my neighbours cooking, other days I move and eat like an angry builder.
TXC2:
you say that, yet most people named Cal tend to be rich, and we all know what we're meant to do with those
gsyhiap: @tstodden it's the killer Cals you need to watch out for though
a_pidgeon: The poop happened faster
Marvoleath: we already have poop, but no food yet, curious
Timagio: Like some kind of...worm-ker.
spurius: osha
n3ther:
FarleyF: time to connect up the septics
Juliamon: because this isn't Cult of the Lamb
TStodden: @Fuzzra Of course, your activity levels & mileage will vary.
AdamLavadan: Crazy sentence to come in on
duallain: oxygen not included reference?
vrulg: moved on a bit from slum lord to "workers should eat their own shit"
AdamLavadan: We eating excrement?
lightfut: This isn't the cult of the lamb?
TStodden: an we use poop on the farmlands?
TStodden: *can
CaptainSpam:
"Nooo! I'm a slumlord! Noooo! I've become everything I hate!" (time passes) "Why CAN'T I have a worker that eats its own poop?"
gualdhar: Wow Ben, making people eat poop is so toxic. Literally though
Fuzzra: Oh, ONI is a fascinating game. You can really play with thermodynamics.
tajessa: uh huh
gsyhiap: No cards in ONI though
moseph_jedi: no nightsoil in this house
goatprince: disgusting
Timagio: A video game for video James
ghyllnox: I love ONI. I think you would not
TXC2:
is "let them eat shit" the next level after "let them eat cake" ?
Marvoleath: can you put poop whence it came?
Fuzzra: @moseph_jedi Don't you want a pet morb?!
AdamLavadan: They need cards to play with
n3ther: if no toy, 😡
TXC2: "I ordered the happy meal, and i'm still not happy, this is bullshit!"
TStodden: Apartment needs POWHAR!
Timagio: The workers have not bred their replacements I suppose
TStodden: Build shacks to start, they don't need utilities to live in.
Timagio:
But they're not humans, they're Workers
Fuzzra: My girlfriend is putting a lot of time into her asteroid at the moment. She's so close to moving from the provided machines to physics installations that I'm at risk of a crack habit.
Marvoleath:
no one leaves there, yet it generates poop? 
Marvoleath: lives*
TStodden: @Marvoleath There can be non-humans in the building...
Timagio: RIP
goatprince: yeah but are they single
ghyllnox: Ah, hamster wheels, another ONI staple
Marvoleath: can you now hire ppl at apartment since it got poewr?
Fuzzra: @ghyllnox Those never stop being useful. The only thing that changes is your reason for having them.
Timagio: Stabilization!
Wiliart: Stackin em up!
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TXC2: quite the roller coaster this game
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Timagio: A day at the park is like a day on the farm!
a_pidgeon: A marked improvement in the poop department
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goatprince: oiter
Timagio: Your people ate all your grain
SquareDotCube: are ya graining son
Timagio: If you put the grain warehouse next to the farms, itll' autodeposit
BandsWithLegends: yes, but is this a walkable city?
Timagio: it'll*
Cptasparagus: No you win the game by making your shareholders happy
drcthulu: gravel pit to unwind from the hamster wheel
rosesmcgee: All work and no gravel pit
Marvoleath: gravel pit, like a ball pit full of gravel?
goatprince: are you turning into a plantation owner too, wheeler?
TXC2: reading? sounds fake
goatprince: so you say
Timagio: Same process for the tree planation, but with a water deposit instead?
FurthestChunk: So how much are you paying these workers?
TXC2:
it's only plantation if it's alabaster white and the humidity is over 80%
Juliamon: Otherwise it's just sparkling racism?
TXC2: Juliamon exactly
Timagio: You already know how to make an infinite gravel pit
Timagio: Unless you mean storage, in which case IDK
goatprince: learning.....? banned
Cptasparagus: it means your LGS is going out of business
Mechsican: i think you need more power
SquareDotCube: It means capitalism says BUY BUY BUY
goatprince: who is this... arthur gallery?
Toroloth: arf arf... hottest jam of '25
Marvoleath: can you not hire at the functional apartment?
TXC2:
it's only a war crime if you lose the war
mitomanox: henlo chat
TXC2: hello mitomanox welcome
Mechsican: who in the heck is pooping at the landfill.
Mechsican:
so far.
Flamennight: Can you put a worker on the poop to get rid of it like trash?
SquareDotCube: can you "fertilize" a farmland with poop?
TXC2: given how sewerage is being dumped here in the UK, I have probably pooped into a landfill in a round about way
goatprince: a shack? is it for your plantation workers?
Mechsican: three shacks made the slums. maybe 3 hamster wheels makes a power plant.
UtilityPunk: Real talk, who's making all these lumber deposits? Are we dozing failed cities?
TXC2: Wheeler "I'm not the bad guy" Me: "we're bad guys, we're professional bad guys!"
imperial_fps: that d make me miserable
Mechsican: your other apartment still needs power
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KeytarCat: ooh, can you have gravel pit feed directly to the gravel container?
TXC2: "he's playing a blue eyes white dragon and a $10 bill, it's an unbeatable deck"
firehawkzoa: your apartments isn't connected
Marvoleath: your 2nd apt also needs power
TXC2: that seems like bad UI to me
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Honestly, I like that it gets confusing and overwhelming like this. You're juggling a whole bunch of things at once.
Shurtal: Chair? Game? Sanity?
SaberaMesia: How go the fat stacks of lands?
thraximore: Not well
thraximore: Losing is fun!
SaberaMesia: Losing is fun! That's why I play fighting games 💀
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
KeytarCat: Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
KeytarCat: I like eating
tehfewl: feed the workers
TStodden: Nobody died... yet...
BITs19_: she let me hit because im muesli
KeytarCat: Someone ate half a muesli
e_bloc: looks like we're having a normal one
SaberaMesia: Using my holders to hold this
Cptasparagus: someone in the future youtube comments already got to you
Invitare: you gave into the imaginary commenter very quickly
lightfut: And barracks are famously bad at managing water
AdamLavadan: But that's classic algorithm engagement
accountmadeforants: What's the point of having an economy if you won't spend an irresponsible amount of money to the military?
tehfewl: you can't just buy labor
QuixoticScrivener: the country of Stack Lands?
AdamLavadan: @tehfewl that's exactly how labor works tho
e_bloc: yes dad
accountmadeforants: Out of our list of 1 cities, your city is ranked #1
silenceaux: Honestly it's very efficient. the moment you sell excess cards, you get space for more cards.
KeytarCat: your factory still has a worker
TStodden: Worker to festival?
KeytarCat: Also, Muesli feeds 4. the one you checked for your benchmark was half-eaten, p sure
Dr_fragenstien: sounds like turning this into factorio
KeytarCat: Recursive!
accountmadeforants: The dealter is what they call the big chimney on a smelter.
silenceaux: It's the urgency of each action that really sells it.
TStodden: Naming workers? That seems... ominous...
offbeatwitch: needs two workers
accountmadeforants: Does it need fuel? More workers?
Dr_fragenstien: now everyone is gainfully employed!
accountmadeforants: You wanted metal scraps, for somethign
Dr_fragenstien: because you can turn the iron bars into scraps?
tehfewl: what does the factory do?
KeytarCat: Factory was supposed to make muesli, but wheeler decided to not muesli
LordZarano: Why were we building the complex industrial military again?
TStodden wonders how long before workers get named after LRR staff / fans...
BandsWithLegends: if only the soldier could shoot the earthquake
KeytarCat: Export soldier
SquareDotCube: mercenary now
MeadyOchre: I was told money could not buy happiness
wiigamer1995:
made a soilder just to sell hum
Invitare: well it's your land NOW
SquareDotCube: I wonder if there's a layer to connect storage to production
KeytarCat: can finally start making muesli!
Haroldholmes25: congratulations we invented new jer
Haroldholmes25: jersey
HbombAndFriends: Best Bon Jovi album
SquareDotCube: let's hear your jersey accent then, mr. impersonator
RuiFaleiro: as a new jerseyan, i love you too
TStodden: Can the Mucilli be made into something else?
BandsWithLegends: he just sand springstein
offbeatwitch: we're funding the arts
Haroldholmes25: the dark souls of stacks likes
Cptasparagus: seethrough weed
accountmadeforants: The only issue I have with that approach in this instance is that the base game and this section don't feel very connected.
Flamennight: Is this the dark souls of cards games?
e_bloc: dude you know how to party
ghyllnox: Eating cards on ityc
TStodden: MAOR Cooking?
Haroldholmes25: is this just canlander weeklies
accountmadeforants: "I wonder if I can make another art" -Salvador Dalí, every morning
wiigamer1995: what does art do?
IanAllenBird: lmao
accountmadeforants: Oh! That's why we're all miserable!
KeytarCat: art raises wellbeing
silenceaux: One of the few problems you probably can shoot
Marvoleath: ah yes, the modern capitalist problems, goblins
wiigamer1995: spice8rack is attacking
drcthulu: what do you mean Goblins?
offbeatwitch: always gotta watch out for goblins
wiigamer1995: has this is your card always been on monday?
Marvoleath: !patreon
Marvoleath: !store
ghyllnox: Aww I was a little upset it moved but if it was for your mum, absolutely
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Oh Deer) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now).
KeytarCat: Oh deer!
Jigokuro:
ghyllnox: Deer by Daylight
Marvoleath: !schedule
ArmstrongRGM96X: Kind of? It's not DBD, but it's not *not* DBD? It's weird, but hilarious
Marvoleath:
1 cEDH deck vs 3 bracket 1 decks? 
Marvoleath:
IanAllenBird: o7
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