Crossing the Streams || Oh Deer

Metric_Furlong: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
Metric_Furlong: must've been a pretty big box
Metric_Furlong: (or not, I've never seen Drunken Master 2. the Hatchet Men could be tiny)
  Foxmar320: Hello
Metric_Furlong: hello Foxmar320
KeytarCat: baaa-aah
  Foxmar320: Almost Deer time
 HiCallMeRusty: oh, hello!
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 AngelicKnighthood: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Oh Deer) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (8s from now).
Metric_Furlong: kind of glad this isn't a sponsored stream. this way we don't need to worry about the crew feeling the need to fawn over everything 
 GasCityGaming:   
Nashlake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
 AngelicKnighthood:    
 NightValien28: oh deer
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 PharaohBender27:  !
Daring_Apprentice: So this game's description reminds me of the Ewok Hunt mode of Battlefront, should be entertaining!
  Foxmar320: Oh Deer
 PharaohBender27: What an intriguing track title
Metric_Furlong: just hope the gameplay is varied. would suck if it got too stag-nant 
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams we're playing the most dangerous game, Oh Deer! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114180490427784279
 PharaohBender27: Oh now I know *exactly* what this written for 
KeytarCat: @Metric_Furlong Related, I hope everyone has a date
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 HiCallMeRusty: @Metric_Furlong Fair enough, but even was sponsored it's nice to know their making a buck 
 Diabore: so whats the premise of the game? are we shooting our deer friends
Scarbble: just by being here we're making them *some* kind of doe
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  Foxmar320: Five players, four are deer one is the hunter
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!!!!!!! 
minifootwear: When I checked the live schedule I read the game title as Oh, Beer
Metric_Furlong: @KeytarCat yeah, we don't want this turning into a lonely harts club 
  Foxmar320: Hunter must figure out who is a deer
KeytarCat: Hi Jacqui!!!  
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
 NotCainNorAbel: @Foxmar320 kitty?
 jacqui_lantern234: my healing is going well and im going to be UNSTOPPABLE when ive fully healed
Metric_Furlong: @HiCallMeRusty true, it's good that they have a way to bring in the doe 
  Foxmar320: The deer players must try and act like the NPC deer
 Diabore: @Foxmar320 is that backwards? i think if theres only 1 hunter they know who the deers are
 Diabore: @Foxmar320 OH its prop hunt, got it
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KeytarCat: @jacqui_lantern234 Wait, you've been *stoppable* until now??
  Foxmar320: Yeah, prop hunt with deer works
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 PharaohBender27: I wonder if Bradley has this track for sale on his Bandcamp page . . .
 saucemaster5000: finally I get to watch people hunt the most dangerous game -- gamers
SaxPython: @jacqui_lantern234 
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 
 lamina5432: evening deer watchers
  Foxmar320: Played it on my channel about a month ago and it was a blast
 HadesLeprechaun: Kinda more like the extremely underrated Assassins Creed mp, sounds like!
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 thatladyinplaid: Oh Deer!
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KeytarCat: Doh Eer!
 jacqui_lantern234: @KeytarCat oh, VERY! just none of you knew how. right in this moment i am at my weakest. ya know, cause of recovery
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TheAinMAP:     
  Foxmar320: Welcome raiders!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
KeytarCat: @jacqui_lantern234 ah, yeah.  Right now it would simply be rude to try to stop you
 BrowneePointz:   
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 hatboozeparty:   
 kusinohki: meows
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 RatherLargeToad: Commence secret plan: Make man become deer
Metric_Furlong: but is it great to be deer?
n3ther: this game is so funny
 ButButTheJesus: oh deeeeer
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 SnackPak_: very exciting
Bruceski: Time for the streamers to earn their doe.
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote deer
  LRRbot: Quote #7370: "You're sexy deer, you should remember the butt-antlers." —Boomer [2020-11-20]
DoodlestheGreat: Who's the one on the far right?
KeytarCat: wengidoe
Mai_Andra: and yet, no Dery.  Interesting.
 AugmentingPath: @DoodlestheGreat wheeler
 JessieImproved: oh now I remember this game
 RatherLargeToad: Wendigo, as is tradition
 kusinohki: "not so secret roles, open information game" ??
 Nigouki: huncoffee
NimrodXIV: oh THIS game
 BrowneePointz: reminder chat, if you are not first nations don't say the name of that spirit :3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
DoodlestheGreat: @AugmentingPath Naturally. :tf:
  Foxmar320: Serge Vs Everyone
  Foxmar320: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That jump animation
n3ther: defecation propulsion
TheAinMAP:   
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 type_variable: beep
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n3ther: everytime the hunter misses, they get punished
  Foxmar320: If the Hunter kills NPC deer he looses sanity
 thraximore: like a bizarro prop hunt
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualAttractiveShallotAllenHuhu-4mfGRuaVVgZFNvVL
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 Drasvin: Prop hunt, but with deer?
n3ther: there should be a way to alternate cam views too
 thraximore: sorta
h3rsh3yb4r: is this a game about not deer?
n3ther: if you are dead
  Foxmar320: Oh there are super small maps as well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Serge can hear the dead ones?
 PharaohBender27:  
  Foxmar320: lol
 A_Dub888: hello friends, I see Serge has shown his true colors
 thraximore: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: o7
 cmdrzellgaudis: is serge the hunter because he’s from Alberta?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is talking to the dead deer part of the sanity mechanic?
 Simonark: Welcome to LRR's stag party.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, the last one is Cori, so this is hard mode
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the mushrooms?
  Foxmar320: Serge almost done
  Foxmar320: Mushrooms fill the deer players hunger
 SnackPak_: take the shot, Yager
 Simonark: Serge "So Little Sanity" Yager
MadmanOreo: @Thefluffiestguineapig the "deer" eat mushrooms to maintain being deer-like
n3ther: hhehehe
 IanAllenBird: oh
 thraximore: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
n3ther: hahahaha
  Foxmar320: Deer Win!
 thraximore: oh my
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ:   
 PharaohBender27: 
n3ther: REVENGE
 A_Dub888: @thefluffiestguineapig they make the plumbers grow 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 thraximore: what a twist
 saucemaster5000: let's fucking go
RebekahWSD: A+
 ButButTheJesus: OH DEEEEER
TheAinMAP: 
n3ther: well deer can try dodging shots. it's not that easy to aim
 RatherLargeToad: nu
 Marvoleath: when did it go?
  Foxmar320: LOL
Lysander_salamander: I kind of like that song
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlumpHelpfulDogePeanutButterJellyTime-frbU-e6bpliHDwcz
 SnackPak_: wooow
 IanAllenBird: whoops!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 hatboozeparty: PERFECT
n3ther: i saw that coming from a mile away
 PharaohBender27: 
 gsyhiap: 
 PhorrestGaze: the mines on the land
 northos: IAN
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The giant landmine looking things
 Dog_of_Myth: Landmines confirmed not mushrooms
  Foxmar320: Is Cori the last again?
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveWanderingDotterelStinkyCheese-gkZ5yOqnOLaz7ezD
n3ther: hahaha
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  Foxmar320: 
 thraximore: hahahahahaha'
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Sarah_Serinde: oh hi chat I am here for nonsense
n3ther: this deer started walking on two legs
TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Hello Sarah_Serinde
n3ther: oh you run faster on two
  Foxmar320: Welcome to THIS
  Sarah_Serinde: oh I'm familiar with THIS 
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 A_Dub888: “Your ass made a beautiful sound” - Cori 2025
  Foxmar320: Run Ian 
 SnackPak_: nice
 Stormgod519: well done Ian
  Foxmar320: Oh yeah this game is great
n3ther: easily worth
 Stormgod519: o 7
 PharaohBender27: 
  Foxmar320: Also if you want more chaos try adjusting how offten the deer can fart.
 ButButTheJesus: 
  Foxmar320: Serge 
 Stormgod519: Oh Serge
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
n3ther: ya otherwise the hunger mechanic has no downside
KeytarCat: what's the third ability?
 A_Dub888: !findquote read card
  LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
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 Splash4Mirrodin: Deer goodness
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  Foxmar320: Pulse, also highlights mushrooms
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Radar, a common deer ability.
 Stormgod519: Yes
 Marvoleath: So, only players can eat the mushroom?
 Nickiatori: I have a deep loathing for deer
 Stormgod519: yes...
 thraximore: they're known to eat corpses
 gualdhar: I've seen a horse eat a chicken
 thraximore: humans, to clarify
patrick_stonecrusher: To make a place to lay in tall grass deer will spin
  Foxmar320: The Hunter can set up cameras the alert them whenever they see a deer on two legs
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Stormgod519: who was that?
 Nickiatori: they take over my neighborhood every spring and chase me and my dog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thraximore And live squirrels
 The_Color_Twelve: big mood
  Sarah_Serinde: it's one of many things
 Kentosaurus: no, it's the children who are wrong
  Foxmar320: Yessss
 JadedCynic: Which is sensible since there's no flight involved 
 AugmentingPath: no no, it makes you an airplane
 ButButTheJesus: I'm with you Ian. Inverterd was how we were RAISED DAMMIT
bytecaster: Steam needs an Ian mode tag so we can avoid games without inversion!
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm with you there; we were trained on Goldeneye
 Stormgod519: damn
  Sarah_Serinde: you don't need to eat, only kill
ghyllnox: KILL
 thraximore: terrifying
 Strebenherz: Amazing
n3ther: so the hunter can survive if they make it to a cabin i think at the end
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
  Foxmar320: Ian is the huntsman
 Stormgod519: Ayyy
 Stormgod519: our turn
 singinnonsense: I'm also an old man if it make you feel better Ian
 JadedCynic: so what tools do you have as a hunter?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, you only have three arrows?
 HadesLeprechaun: I could only play inverted for years, until eventually I got tired of having to swap in literally every game, and spent like 3 days forcing myself to learn how to do it with normal controls
  Foxmar320: Ian sees deer and just kills
 Stormgod519: Ian....
  Sarah_Serinde: you have unlimited arrows but limited chances to be wrong
 circusofkirkus: this isn't Big Buck Hunter
 PharaohBender27: Ian! Your sanity bar!
 Stormgod519: LOL
  Foxmar320: Might be a short round
  Sarah_Serinde: notice Ian's sanity every time he hits a deer that isn't one of the ones he's looking for
ghyllnox: Ian going for "most innocent deer killed"
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian playing Big Game Hunter
 Stormgod519: Oooooof
 PharaohBender27: 
 Simonark: Into action is his cry
 Stormgod519: Welcome to Lets Nope
  Sarah_Serinde: you also get sanity back when you get a correct deer
  Sarah_Serinde: wow rude 
DaxStrife: Did Ian try to get in the sea?
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So did he never shoot a correct deer?
  Foxmar320: Correct
  Sarah_Serinde: he sure didn't 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Stormgod519: that noise
 JadedCynic: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: ya sanity goes down over time and when hitting wrong deer
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah bear traps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Instant karma
  Foxmar320: Ian saw any deer and opened fire
  Sarah_Serinde: there is more than one level yes
bytecaster: @Foxmar320 They had it coming
  Sarah_Serinde: so many bear traps
Lysander_salamander: are there different options to apply to the game?
  Foxmar320: I think once every player has been hunter on a map it changes maps
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingTentativeNewtDatSheffy-G7ldG6-M1IdK6nAM
DrLigmaPhD: All deer activity is questionable
  Foxmar320: Lysander_salamander oh yeah lots of them
 Simonark: I am now unable to get "The Huntsman" from Freakazoid out of my head. It's a catchy theme tune.
 A_Dub888: I mean… y’all are eating mushrooms…
 gsyhiap: For me what really makes this game is the fart animation.
 gualdhar: the hunter has to bear them all for Twitch
 Stormgod519: welp
 MadWolf1290: the maps feel huge
 Stormgod519: that was fast
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: Setting the fart to unlimited is pure chaos.
  Foxmar320: Think Deer just rocket skating around the map
 Stormgod519: Jesus Ian...
 JadedCynic: "We're all deer down here....and you'll deer too!"
 circusofkirkus: pro gamer
MadmanOreo: "You have to tell me if you're a deer"
ghyllnox: 
 northos: Ian "deer murderer" Horner
 Stormgod519: welp
 JadedCynic: 
 A_Dub888: trigger happy Horner over here
  Sarah_Serinde: It sure does drop super fast when you keep killing the wrong deer, yes 
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 SquareDotCube: gotta be patient Ian
  Sarah_Serinde: Otherwise it's pretty gradual
ghyllnox: When you shoot random deer yes
TheAinMAP: 
 Vilun: could someone explain the game to Ian?
EricTheOrange: Ians play style is eh just roll some dice
   Anubis169: 
Mai_Andra: the eyes...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many deer spawn on a map?
  Foxmar320: 
 JadedCynic: Ian Speedrun Horner
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  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Stormgod519: we jackin it?!?
  Foxmar320: 
 Stormgod519: IAN
 thraximore: lul
   Anubis169: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: Lumbearjack
 Stormgod519: MATT
 Strebenherz: LOL
 gsyhiap: That went about as well as expected
ghyllnox: He was GOOFIN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't that a game that Heather and Paul played?
bytecaster: Turns out, being a lumberjack is very suspicious for a deer
 PharaohBender27: Ian lasted so short a time that round, I was able to clip it: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveSuspiciousCaribouBudStar-DHs2mC-q_HEKCw-O
  Sarah_Serinde: @Anubis169 What,  ? Yes, I get a lot of use out of it.  is also great
 thraximore: what's the cameras purpose?
   Anubis169: 
 gualdhar: wait a minute, the hunter isn't allowed to be good
 Stormgod519: I mean, idk, my dealer wont tell me where he gets it
  Juliamon: Cameras spot when 'deer' stand up
  Sarah_Serinde: 
bytecaster: Panic!
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon thank you!
 Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwwwelp
  Foxmar320: He heard you snacking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
  Sarah_Serinde: could also have tried running
 Stormgod519: GGs...
  TStodden: Not 100% sure here, but the hunter is trying to kill the player deer, right?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: Wheeler! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori as always is too strong in PvP games
 JadedCynic: @TStodden yes
  Sarah_Serinde: @TStodden the player deer and only them, it goes badly if you kill too many incorrect ones
 A_Dub888: just ask Ian
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm not sure Ian's learned that lesson yet 
DrLigmaPhD: You should be allowed to cannibalize the other deer
  Foxmar320: I don't think he has lol
 Stormgod519: RUN!
n3ther: time to book it
 Stormgod519: Ian Run!
 Aarek: serpentine!
  Foxmar320: Not fine
  Sarah_Serinde: 
n3ther: LOL
 Stormgod519: : |
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah, yeah that's what I expected 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everything was not fine
 PharaohBender27: (Narrator: He was not fine)
 JadedCynic: I guess the headcanon is the Hunter saw a 'deer' walking around on its hind legs (like Ian just did), and freaked out, and now needs to get proof...
  Foxmar320: 
n3ther: omg
 Stormgod519: HUG ME!
  Sarah_Serinde: ouch, right into it 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Freeze frame as the deer eats shit: you may be wondering how I got into this situation
 Simonark: Famous last words from Alfred Lord Venison
Orxolon: goo night everyone
Orxolon: what is this!?
  Foxmar320: lol
 JadedCynic: 
 Stormgod519: PFFT
 thraximore: hahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian would you take the time to do laundry in this situation?
JoeKim: yesssssssssssssssss i love this game
bytecaster: @Orxolon Just deer being deer
 ButButTheJesus: @Simonark omg love it
  Foxmar320: Matt said NOPE
JoeKim: it's SO dumb
JoeKim: but so good
 The_Color_Twelve: such a good angle
 neisan2112: LMAO so good
 PharaohBender27: @Orxolon A silly game where one player is a hunter who needs to shoot the other players, who are fake deer
 ButButTheJesus: NOOOO
bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 Rude, I think they are very valid deer!
 Stormgod519: ummmmm
 gualdhar: what if you hide behind the cottage
JoeKim: thats a rookie mistake gualdhar
JoeKim: everyone does that
 spethycakes: it seemed like a good I-deer at the time
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 Simonark: Likely Off, and whatever the "Other Humans" equivalent of Off is.
 A_Dub888: skill issue
 circusofkirkus: wheeler is on the get as high as possible plan as quickly as possible
 Stormgod519: wow this is so fun to watch
  Foxmar320: Det him Matt!
 thraximore: 
  Foxmar320: Wow Serge running around Ian, so rude
JoeKim: ntnt
  Sarah_Serinde: amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is an amazing tableau
LathosTiran: the two deers inside you meme
 ButButTheJesus: omg
 Stormgod519: wow
JoeKim: my favorite is to just hold the bow on a deer
JoeKim: and let the player expose themself out of fear
 CaptainSpam: Man, Ian is killing it on remaining unseen.
bytecaster: Ian is a natural deer!
  Foxmar320: 
 ButButTheJesus: oh heck
  Foxmar320: Ian not a good Hunter but a great Deer
 Stormgod519: @bytecaster what gives you that ideer?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueBlightedSheepRedCoat-NYm-W2RfF_yUsotG
 JadedCynic: "When you come for me...you'd better not miss." 
 ButButTheJesus: nooooo
 CaptainSpam: Welp!
 Stormgod519: phrasing?
JoeKim: there was no other bait!
JoeKim: rip
bytecaster: Very suspicious of normal dear, that hunter
  Sarah_Serinde: you ate and then stayed in the area where he heard you ate
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Magnifisquatch: huh... I knew Kraven wasn't very well rated but I didnt expect it to be this
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  Sarah_Serinde: get 'im Cori!
 Stormgod519: rekt
 Stormgod519: good try Matt
bytecaster: The jump without animation is fun 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah you did great Matt
 CaptainSpam: Solid effort.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You didn't get the most ferocious one
 NorthstarTex: got recked by a weredeer
 Stormgod519: No ideer?
 SkylerRingtail: Is there any meta progression for skills and such, or is this...it?
 Kentosaurus: technically a peninsula
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The learning is clearly happening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is hilarious
 circusofkirkus: Time for big game hunter
 Simonark: How many Crossing the Streams this year have had Wendigos? It's at least two nickels, right?
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah, yeah you're gonna need to watch out for that 
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 Marvoleath: @SkylerRingtail apparently there are some game modifiers, but no progression
 A_Dub888: how long til first shot?
 GasCityGaming: Sidney Island?
 JadedCynic: @Simonark frequent on Watch+Play, too
DaxStrife: Vancouver Island 2: The Sequel?
 Stormgod519: Patience, Ian!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: good juking
  Foxmar320: 
n3ther: dang
 Stormgod519: nice
 circusofkirkus: 
n3ther: nice
JoeKim: nice shot
 NorthstarTex: gottem!
bytecaster: Sanity restored
 gsyhiap: First blood!
 Stormgod519: wow thats too closer
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Putting cameras near the mushrooms seems like a good strategy
  Foxmar320: 
 Stormgod519: Serge?!?
bytecaster: Ian Turner
 JadedCynic: SERGE....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOW
 NorthstarTex: XD
 SnackPak_: 
n3ther: serge?
n3ther: Ian Turner
 Stormgod519: Ayyy!
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
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 Stormgod519: James Horner?
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Magnifisquatch: these are the most uncaring wildlife I've ever seen that isnt a capybara or quokka
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 gsyhiap: Killed by the spirit of Ian turner
n3ther: oh the deers just drop down from above lol
 NorthstarTex: the james energy was strong
 Stormgod519: Wow
 YeetTheRich_: pfff
JoeKim: RIP ian
  Foxmar320: Ian 
 Stormgod519: I Ian
JoeKim: your round is over
 YeetTheRich_: mister turner
Invitare: you cannot
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah, that'll happen 
JoeKim: lmaoooo
 SnackPak_: good science
 NorthstarTex: o7
BlueChloroplast:  
 Stormgod519: Ian fell down a hole again
  Sarah_Serinde: you're not the first person I've seen learn that the hard way
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote murder
  LRRbot: Quote #4969: "So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good." —Serge [2018-05-09]
 pn55: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WanderingAgreeableHareCharlietheUnicorn-xg4ABff7Op5ObQ2l
  Foxmar320: You can but not from that spot
bytecaster: The fart was just not strong enough
n3ther: honestly this means they can't get sanity from you 5Head
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedDifferentCardBibleThump-oocAv3sJFCGjNj9b
 Vilun: <message deleted>is it possible to watch the gameplay of someone better at this game?
 NorthstarTex: !findquote deer
  LRRbot: Quote #6066: "We all turn into deer when we die." —Cori, as Hella [2019-05-27]
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TardyFastWoodcockBloodTrail-gsaJ97_yc1u60MhL
 Stormgod519: "Its the CIRCLE OF LIFE!"
Lysander_salamander: yay
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: that was cinematic
 ButButTheJesus: ayyy
  Foxmar320: Flawless fart
bytecaster: Wait, is this level a cover shooter
 A_Dub888: @foxmar320 flartless
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadWittyHorseSpicyBoy-wab-snBACl0F437n
 Stormgod519: o7
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: F
TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: Huh, that doesn't help sanity.
ghyllnox: 
 Stormgod519: wow thats a way to grief the hunter
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: it doesnt increase their sanity
 xantos69: I've never seen a deer fart its way into a hole like that since 1974
  Foxmar320: ohhhhhh lucky
 Strebenherz: 100
 AugmentingPath: I-
 Marvoleath: welp, deer-suicide is a way to deny sanity regen to the hunter
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicFlirtyManateeHumbleLife-uCyL91s980MiyD6n
 Stormgod519: @Marvoleath suicideer?
 Stormgod519: is this anything?
 Toxxick: InDeercept
n3ther: get down mr presideer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: interceptdeer
 Stormgod519: now I wanna see all the player deer just sit in front of the cabin
  Sarah_Serinde: gonna need to be you soon though
 Marvoleath: @Stormgod519 excellent
  Foxmar320: The DEEP lore of Oh Deer
 Stormgod519: Cya Cori!
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
TheAinMAP: Welp
 ButButTheJesus: wheeee!
 CaptainSpam: Pooped yourself right off the map.
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 Stormgod519: come on man
  Foxmar320: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahah
 gsyhiap: Good effort
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 HadesLeprechaun: Looking online, it seems there is a level selector on the main menu, and there are 6 different maps, hopefully they find them at some point
 Stormgod519: youre 0 for 3 rn
 AugmentingPath: plan gaslight continues: deny his sanity!
 YeetTheRich_: wow serge actually cursed you
 CaptainSpam: I mean, if you saw deer poop themselves into a chasm, I guess that wouldn't help your sanity...
 pn55: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man Matt has the strafe strats down pat
  Foxmar320: An attempt to escape was made
  Sarah_Serinde: @HadesLeprechaun Ian suggested playing with the settings after the break
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: they're having fun right now so it's all good
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyResourcefulConsoleCharlietheUnicorn-AW8g_xjBC7F2FXmG
 Simonark: You failed to wrangle the rangale...
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 kragmabutch: oh deer, nineteen months???
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  Sarah_Serinde: also they've played on a few different maps already
 Strebenherz: 0/3 but I'm dying laughing at all this, it's incredible
 thraximore: ha
 CaptainSpam: That's a lotta bear traps.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz For me don
TheAinMAP: That's a lot of traps.
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Stormgod519: lol, Ian...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: esn't matter how good they are at the game as long as they are having fun and it's fun for us
 ProcyonFlynn: #EvergreenQuote
Lysander_salamander: do the npcs also set off the traps?
 SquareDotCube: don't think the trap activates on real deer
 Simonark: Regina Crimp's most famous song!
 Stormgod519: ummmmm
15 raiders from Sharkfists have joined!
Lysander_salamander: some glitching
 Strebenherz: @thefluffiestguineapig agreed
 Stormgod519: is this how deer do it?
 Stormgod519: Welcome Raiders!
amative1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
  amative1: 133 months? That's almost two years!
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  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Max, welcome raiders
 ProcyonFlynn: Perfectly Normal Deer.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! 
WriterRaven: Nerds! hi 
Sharkfists: 
  Juliamon: Welcome, uh, Fisters?
  Sarah_Serinde: enjoy this nonsense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to this!
 Strebenherz: Ahoy Max
 LordZarano: HI
 damn_i_am_pretty: so only bucks allowed on the island
n3ther: haha
 Stormgod519: @damn_i_am_pretty its a frat party
  Sarah_Serinde: aww good effort Matt 
 circusofkirkus: 
 Stormgod519: SERGE!
 thraximore: 
 Strebenherz: LOL
n3ther: the chasnm gets another
 KaleidoscopeMind: Serge Turner
Invitare: Chasm wins
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 circusofkirkus: 
Lysander_salamander: whoops
 northos: the chasm comes for us all
 Jillexie: F
 Marvoleath: too far side
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: that centre is brutal
 stippledotter: Off by one (pixel)
aClonedPickle: it was a shortcut to somewhere
Magnifisquatch: no no that was a shortcut
 The_Color_Twelve: he fell in a hole 
 Simonark: Wait. Did we know before that saying "Gary Larson" are the magic words to force hunters into the abyss?
 neisan2112: Those deer are just making out
 HadesLeprechaun: those two deer on the left are havin a fight
Spritz_T: conjoined deer
DrLigmaPhD: More deer mating
 DaFhaye: Hello hello
  Juliamon: welp
 DaFhaye: Are we the Deer or the hunter?
  Juliamon: We were a deer, now we're a ghost
 spo8n: we are the landmines
 Stormgod519: Cya
 thraximore: hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 DaFhaye: @Juliamon Such is life
 Diabore: ooh new map
TheAinMAP: 
Zu_o: @DaFhaye Are we human or are we prancer,
patrick_stonecrusher: Waaaaah ha ha hoooie!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh I haven't seen this one
 Stormgod519: ummm
 Stormgod519: secret spot
 HadesLeprechaun: seeems like without picking one, you randomly cycle through them, but the game gives you like, 4-5 games on each map
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BashfulKawaiiCheetahRlyTho-s2yGHz50IvbGVphq
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe once for each person to be the hunter?
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 gsyhiap: Still hunting that ten years
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  Foxmar320: Ian found a great spot
 baskwalla: Love those Boss Baby vibes
 goombalax: Bossa Nova Baby
  Sarah_Serinde: busted 
 Stormgod519: oofa
  Foxmar320: welp
  Sarah_Serinde: it's a good spot until it isn't
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BlueChloroplast: They can hear you eat ian
  Foxmar320: He let himself get hungry
 Stormgod519: so much room for activities
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: It's NEVER the first train.
 Stormgod519: no theyre deer
 Stormgod519: DAMMIT WHEELER!
  Foxmar320: LOL
 HadesLeprechaun: WOW
 gualdhar: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED
 HadesLeprechaun: juked
 DaFhaye: I was not expecting that
Sharkfists: get yourself an Ian
 Stormgod519: Nice shot!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: ummm
 Stormgod519: Serge...
 DaFhaye: There is no saving that
 Marvoleath: hide in the crowd?
 ProcyonFlynn: "Find a Decoy"
 Stormgod519: @Marvoleath no, not better
 Diabore: what does the trail cam do?
 goombalax: the Pusheening?
 damn_i_am_pretty: own your evil or don't be evil
 Nigouki: we all know Serge is ruthless, he just hides it better most of the time
  Sarah_Serinde: everybody's eating 
Lysander_salamander: good jukes
 Nigouki: lmao
 Nigouki: the 180
n3ther: ian pls
 Stormgod519: Oh my god
n3ther: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: that was too close
ghyllnox: \o/
 The_Color_Twelve: at the buzzer
Spritz_T: that worked too well
  Sarah_Serinde: and he really needed that sanity 
 RetroHibiscus: the deers might have too much schmovement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now where are the others
 northos: Wheeler has discovered how to drainthe hunter's IRL stamina
 northos: *sanity
  Sarah_Serinde: that wasn't the open cabin anyway I don't think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because what Wheeler just did was he used the strat from the game with Pizzushi
  Sarah_Serinde: cabin will highlight red
 Stormgod519: He didnt phrase it like that!
 gsyhiap: Wheeler lasted far longer than he had any right to, which was hilarious
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!
  LRRbot: New quote #9277: "I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!" —Wheeler [2025-03-17]
 Simonark: Christopher Walken On Hind Legs
BlueChloroplast: Is it always the farthest cabin that is safe?
 TheWriterAleph: My Deer Friend Alpacino
 brunomant_: Deer Even Hansen
epicgmanfiteny: Green grapes or red grapes?
Sharkfists: Deerison Ford
 Kramburger: Sounds like the blue oyster cult is in town
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: Ian! 
  Foxmar320: welp
  Sarah_Serinde: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Simonark: 1972s Buck and the Preacher starring Ruby Dee(r)
  Foxmar320: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousEvilBasenjiSSSsss--E4noPRcsdA4V1uh
 gsyhiap: Serge is getting good as the hunter
n3ther: this map is def more hunter favored
  Foxmar320: LOL
  Foxmar320: Nice escape
  Sarah_Serinde: good effort Cori 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
n3ther: omg serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori yelling No just reminds me of Gang Beasts
 gsyhiap: Great effort cori
  Foxmar320: Well done Cori 
 damn_i_am_pretty: Snerge remains the better of the two
n3ther: get em cori
 Mr_Horrible: oh this is a much smaller map than I remember seeing in this last year
 electra310: Nobody tell him
  Sarah_Serinde: 
JoeKim: i mean. he might be too innocent
JoeKim: its true
Lysander_salamander: Serge has played destiny and halo, he knows
 AugmentingPath: do not teabag a beartrap
Sharkfists: 🍵🎒
Spritz_T: cursed
DrLigmaPhD: No beartraps yes ottertraps
  Sarah_Serinde: @Lysander_salamander I mean he knows the physical action but does he know what it *represents*
 Mr_Horrible: "This deer is talking about gundam" *Arrow*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander He knows what the motion is, we are debating if he knows what it actually stands for
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 stippledotter: You popped a wheelie Right outside the cabin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me because I'm poor
 Cptasparagus: people who want microplastics
Bruceski: What are those tripods, cameras?
 ButButTheJesus: me, occasionally
Lysander_salamander: I guess if he's seen the right John Waters movies
Magnifisquatch: loose leaf dip doesnt have the same ring
 gsyhiap: As a Brit I use teabags every day
asddsa28: for mint tea that i have to have when in isck i use them i dont like mint tea
ghyllnox: Serge, apparently
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander You think he knows who John Waters is?
 Mr_Horrible: was about to say me but I realized the last cup of tea I had was made of loose in one of those little mesh balls
 PharaohBender27: Which isn't that often
 Mr_Horrible: I've got some cinnamon tea bags but those haven't been busted out in a while
DrLigmaPhD: There's a local company that does make bags but is very particular about it
 Mazrae: I use teabags when I'm making a gallon of tea
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: Yo!
Lysander_salamander: nice
 circusofkirkus: 
 neisan2112: Damn Wheeler's kind of cracked at this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH SHIT
  Sarah_Serinde: so close!
 gsyhiap: That was close
TheAinMAP: So close
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori that was great 
 Mr_Horrible: @Mazrae the classic image of a jug with like 10 teabags sticking out of it
 AugmentingPath: Wheeler dying to the postgame arrow followed by Cori bouncing off the cabin is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori made it into the cabin after the sanity ran out!!!!
 circusofkirkus: can I swap my legs and stretch my fluids?
 AugmentingPath: @circusofkirkus I dunno, CAN you?
  Juliamon: If you have the option
 damn_i_am_pretty: fluid my stretches and leg my swaps
  Juliamon: who can really afford a spare set of legs in this economy though
 AugmentingPath: like really, can you, that would be impressive
  Juliamon: I sure can't
KeytarCat: If you can stretch your fluids, you should contact your local research university
 circusofkirkus: Oh I'm just putting right on left and vice versa
twistedsylvan: @circusofkirkus If you can, maybe tell a scientist, then feel free
 thraximore: I hear violence
 circusofkirkus: rotating the tires if you will
 kusinohki: swap my stretches and fluid my leg??
 TehAmelie: ligament swapping is a possibility
KeytarCat: Some days I feel like fluid legs
 ButButTheJesus: who up swappin they legs
 Crad0k: i miss back in the box...
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 TehAmelie: i hear pro baseball pitchers go through all four limbs one at a time in their career
 AugmentingPath: @kusinohki I think if you end up fluiding your leg you may have failed to swap your fluids at a previous juncture
 kusinohki: back in the box had what?  3 eps??
  Foxmar320: I think so?
 neisan2112: It was a lot more than 3
 MacbethSeemsSus: Legs, swapped. Fluids, stretched. Tea, bagged.
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah definitely more than 3
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also speaking of tea leaves reminding me of leafy vegetables, if you live in the US please check food recall lists including pet food recall lists. A vet I know mentioned in passing a nutritionist specialist friend who was tearing their hair out over how to tell people that wet food for dogs and cats might not be safe necessarily right not depending on the contents
 neisan2112: Backin the Box had 11 episodes
 LordZarano: In the words of Gibb, "Wash your neighbours, don't touch your hands, and stay 6ft away from your face"
 ButButTheJesus: @math_nerdette hoofed!
Sharkfists: leg your fluids, stretch your swaps
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 kusinohki: 11 eps?  and the only one I remember is the death star one...
 damn_i_am_pretty: @Thefluffiestguineapig raw foods especially anything with chicken
 Nigouki: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientCrazyAyeayeCharlieBitMe-zNFuEUqREgrsgsDX
 Nigouki: mad skillz
 TehAmelie: and rest your eyes at something outside the nearest window
 ButButTheJesus: can't, blinds
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @damn_i_am_pretty Read the labels carefully nowadays and if in doubt consult your vet.
 gualdhar: I tried looking out my windows before, I got a complaint from the apartment across the alley
 thraximore: @gualdhar 
 spo8n: legged my fluids and swapped my chegs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, @LoadingReadyRun I showed the Angry Zen Master crapshots to my therapist and they are going to show all the other clinicians in the practice and a bunch of the other neurospicy clients they have. Thought you might enjoy that
KeytarCat: I'm baking some potat
 ButButTheJesus: THERE it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Will it inevitably be loaded? Also hey!
 TheAwkes: Thank you for Deering me it's Deer to Deer Deer.
 thraximore: crank the AI count WAY up I wanna see what happens
 SquareDotCube: I'd go 66%
 SymphonySolstice: I log in, I see settings menu for Fart Delay, I nod in solemn understanding
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah, just potat and salt/pepper
n3ther: less npc deers
ghyllnox: #OffByOne
n3ther: seems like a good one to help hunters
 thraximore: MAX
 AugmentingPath: turn hunger speed and sanity speed all the way down. Let's get ready for nothing!
Sharkfists: @thraximore yes?
MWGNZ: ablative ai
 thraximore: 
 circusofkirkus: max jump height
 MacbethSeemsSus: Max deer per square foot
BlueChloroplast: RIP FPS
 LordZarano: I enjoy the dev note there
 Mr_Horrible: Maximum Eros? You can't show that on twitch, Ian.
  Foxmar320: Be sure to change fart settings to 0 delay and max strength
n3ther: oh deer
 Scy_Anide: No middle sliders
 stippledotter: Farther delay is a great stat
 Scy_Anide: ?
 ButButTheJesus: #TEAMCHAOS?
 TheWriterAleph: ah, fart settings, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want a volume slider for the farts
Wrexadecimal: step on the gas
  Foxmar320: With 0 delay and max strength the deer can fly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus This is all that currently
 SquareDotCube: does clicking the number let you type it in?
 ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig chaos slider to MAX
  TStodden: The number of deer might cause the game to suffer... since we're going TRIPLE DEER
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  Foxmar320: This should be extra silly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I predict getting tired of it
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: Yesssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEEEEEEEEEE
 HadesLeprechaun: this will be impossible for the hunter
 jessicaengle: 
 SkylerRingtail: @TStodden Triple Deer. Also known as DE-DE-DE-DEEEEEEER
 stippledotter: The theme is blast
 Mr_Horrible: time to get really really good at flickshots, Serge
  Foxmar320: Just fart the entire time
 Mr_Horrible: it's at least in the top 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my god, I'm crying
twistedsylvan: slightly more dangerous
 micalovits: Ah, so thats how Santas reindeer flies
MWGNZ: i look forward to farting in to a landmine
patrick_stonecrusher: Death to frames
 MacbethSeemsSus: remember superman can't fly, he just farts really hard.
DrLigmaPhD: SPU: Shit Propulsion Ungulate
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleSmallWalrusCharlieBitMe-RNuch_ZIUIUtwIHA
KeytarCat: I like that eating alerts the hunter and also pings the hunter for you
  Foxmar320: welp
 Stormgod519: Hasta La Vista!
 Strebenherz: @drligmaphd 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Considering that most ungulates are ruminants or modified ruminants, fart propelled isn't even that far off TBH
ghyllnox: Huh, apparently Twitch waited until now for ads
n3ther: haha
 Stormgod519: Ian...
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You were right next to the camera
 HadesLeprechaun: flying into a mine at max fart speed is a real concern for the deer, lol
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig Are we not all fart. propelled?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig only because Serge put a camera right next to him and he was trying not to look suspicious
  Foxmar320: ABF - Always Be Farting
7gorobei: ahead fart factor 9
 spo8n: landmines are the real most dangerous game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD You don't have a chamber in your GI tract designed for fermentation unless I have misread the situation
 circusofkirkus: rocket jumped
  TStodden: 99 bucks but it won't be one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I stand corrected, this is amazing
toady0s: counterstrike joke
n3ther: wow
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig You don't know what my doctorate is in
MWGNZ:   
  Juliamon: There's only one kill that matters
toady0s: seem more like sharts than farts tbh
 northos: let that be a lesson to you chat 
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD I work in veterinary medicine, I promise I've met people with much weirder specialties
NimrodXIV: don't like that phrase
Lysander_salamander: yep
  Sarah_Serinde: sure are 
 Strebenherz: Ianplz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The trail of shit as you fly is so disturbing
 thraximore: phyrexia spotted
 MacbethSeemsSus: How'd the hunting trip go? "DONT ASK"
 thraximore: @MacbethSeemsSus 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thraximore This being the way the oil invaded our realm would be disturbing
  Foxmar320: Ian with the drift
 gsyhiap: @macbethseemssus "... Is that... Deer poop in your hair?" "DON'T ASK!"
DrLigmaPhD: A-deer-a slide
DrLigmaPhD: No I can do better than that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap ........>.>. <.<
Lysander_salamander: I guess crank up the chance for hazards
 micalovits: Just swarm him! Attack the hunter!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
  Foxmar320: 
 TehAmelie: i hope there's some trick to let a hunter suplex a deer
 TehAmelie: speaking of anime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just eat a mushroom turbo fart myself across the map" should be added to the advice
jakemack97: 😂😂
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Strebenherz: Best $5 EVER
  Sarah_Serinde: poor Matt 
 BusTed: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: camping, so rude 
bluesclues420247: I wonder if Matt remembers pogs
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, now the fart into landmine prediction
  Sarah_Serinde: how many flying deer will land on mines
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who will jet engine themselves into the explosion first
 gsyhiap: I think the turbo farts are fine with a longer cooldown, but this is downright unfair
Lysander_salamander: smaller map, but with more density of stuff
 gsyhiap: At least landmines level the playing field somewhat
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if there's like, fan-maps or anything
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap I think turbo farts with landmines/beartraps or other equalizers is the big thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Land mines are the great equalizer for most things.
 stippledotter: Land mines have leveled many fields
DoomCountDown: deer force
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TStodden: Deer on Deer Violence!
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian's turn to suffer
 niccus: i wonder what a dbz maxed sliders fight looks like
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy
 Stormgod519: Ummmm
  Sarah_Serinde: this is gonna be short 
 Stormgod519: Ian...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well there's Wheeler
 TehAmelie: can you eat mushrooms when you're human?
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is like a horror film, seeing a farting deer dash across screen
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Mazrae: Need to have max arrows and max fire rate
twistedsylvan: NYOOOOM
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 randombillfolds: No chance for a Man's Romance.
 circusofkirkus: 
 spo8n: I had a clean break poop right before the election
 circusofkirkus: the flyby shot
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 niccus: did someone just pull a randy johnson
 TehAmelie: check out the delta-V on those deer
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thraximore: get down mr deer
 Strebenherz: Ian calmly deforesting
sparkywondersnail: Oh, the carnage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GOT ONE
 TehAmelie: deelta-V, if you will
 JadedCynic: Ian really does just NOT want any sanity, does he? 
 HadesLeprechaun: What we need is to up the Hunters speed by like x2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who knows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rip Mic
 gsyhiap: The deer killed the mic
DrLigmaPhD: Turboshitting world?
chriswr5: everything max speed, gotta flickshot like its quake
 AugmentingPath: I'm a hunter now! Race me Hannah, just around the library!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey honey what did you do for work? Well I designed three unique sounds for a deer farting.
OmegaPlatinum: Banana bread
 Hangedman: a lot of blending-in stealth games are very clever about faking your facing/camera jitter when disguised. not sure about this one
 circusofkirkus: that was a bear trap
 HadesLeprechaun: @OmegaPlatinum that's a game I'd love a couple really intense LRR people to try playing
 CaptainSpam: Well, bear trap, but still.
 gsyhiap: The Serge commentary is amazing 
 micalovits: Ohhh, shooting the normal deer makes sanity go down
  Sarah_Serinde: so close
  Sarah_Serinde: @micalovits sure does!
  Sarah_Serinde: That's why Ian's rounds end so quickly
  Sarah_Serinde: he shoots everything 
 gsyhiap: Boosting hunter speed would change that end sequence somewhat
 SquareDotCube: minimize shot penalty, rapid fire arrows
00gogo00: does everyone need to own the game to play multiplayer in this?
DrLigmaPhD: You just did hell-mode for hunter, so hell-mode for deer
patrick_stonecrusher: 1.11× hunter speed
 gsyhiap: The hunter
 Mazrae: Increase the recharge rate for the hunter arrow rate?
ghyllnox: Gonna get a lot of hunter camping
il0v3fnaf: That games fun
il0v3fnaf: Not to be mean but you look like Walter white
chriswr5: this map is so devious for landmines omg
 HorusFive: Once upon a time does imply the past
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ghyllnox: 
 pn55: 
 gsyhiap: This could be a long one, or all the deer could just blow themselves up
 underhill33: 
 Strebenherz: Can you hit landmines with arrows Ian?
 RetroHibiscus: uh oh
  Sarah_Serinde: uh
 HorusFive: Genocide mode activated 
n3ther: oh umm
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 thraximore: 
 Orestes290: hahaha
MWGNZ:   
 AugmentingPath: yeah, the sanity modifier applies to all san loss
 Wizzo1138: Oh Deer!
 pn55:  
 JadedCynic: he's not even TRYING to kill the player-deer
 gsyhiap: Yeah these settings are busted in the hunters favour
 thraximore: oh he really isn't losing ANY sanity
  Sarah_Serinde: he doesn't really need to try now, he can just shoot everything
n3ther: the setting is poorly named
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder about sanity reduction from time and missed shots
 RetroHibiscus: but think of the instilled paranoia
 HorusFive: Don't leave orphans.  Gotta kill whole families
 RetroHibiscus: you have no lose condition, but do you have a win condition
 gsyhiap: So much venison
n3ther: this is what Ian always dreamt of
 stippledotter: There's no way he has enough tags for this
Sharkfists: IAN
 Sethalidos: Ian!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ProcyonFlynn: #AwkwardPause
n3ther: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ian
 Darleysam: the Happy Days guy?
Wet_Feetman: cull season on the yaoi deer farm
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) What is this - Ian doing well!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Prediction, he's killed no one
 AugmentingPath: given infinite arrows and infinite sanity, a monkey will eventually kill shakespeare
 gsyhiap: @pharaohbender27 Ian rigged it so he can't lose
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 only because these settings make it very hard to lose 
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah Ian literally has no fail state
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ian, your license said two deer
 PharaohBender27: @gsyhiap @Sarah_Serinde D:
 circusofkirkus: let the bodies hit the floor
 thraximore: we're gonna be here for a bit 
 SnackPak_: let's go Cori!
 Orestes290: I would imagine killing 700 deer would effect your sanity
  Juliamon: Lucky for everyone else, Ian has awful aim
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think making the hunter faster and things is a better strategy than no stamina loss
ghyllnox: Every minute Cori doesn't show, another innocent deer dies
  Sarah_Serinde: they're having fun playing with settings, they'll adjust them again
butt_ghost: let the streets run red with venison jerky
  Sarah_Serinde: well, Ian's having fun, anyway 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's good at all PvP games
 AugmentingPath: and what would you lichen the taste to?
 PharaohBender27: "How did the deer in our realm go extinct?" "Well, one day the Royal Hunstman went a biiiiit overboard . . ."
  Sarah_Serinde: aww
 kusinohki: not sure how I feel about this all venisen diet plan...
 gsyhiap: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrossBlitheToadCeilingCat-5Y-oyPHxo9eet3CE
TheAinMAP: 
patrick_stonecrusher: 35
 Diabore: i think 20
 niccus: double sanity loss, no other deer, maximum farts, maximum arrow speed. it's now unreal tournament
bush21456: 50
 MacbethSeemsSus: Interesting, but I see why they decided to take a second pass on the Bambi script.
 chanterelleton: That game existed in the 90’s!
  TStodden: Would adding the Beejdrop be too much?
 chanterelleton: I forget what it was called but there is def a game where you hunt hunters as a deer
 niccus: i guess you can make sanity run out real fast, make deer slower, and the human faster? instantly drop to escape phase
 Mr_Horrible: @niccus honestly if you could broaden the map it's basically tribes ascend
  Sarah_Serinde: well yes, you set it *so low* 
 HadesLeprechaun: well it's 10%,lol
DoomCountDown: do landmines aoe? if so you could choose violence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder about a mod where the NPC deer can set off the traps
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Isn't it .1% not 10%?
  Sarah_Serinde: no it was 10% I'm pretty sure
 Mr_Horrible: that deer is a class traitor
 MacbethSeemsSus: I come here sometimes when I want to think
 HadesLeprechaun: it's 0.1 of its regular value, which is 10%
  TStodden: At 0.1x or 10%
Lysander_salamander: 1812 overture
 gsyhiap: This is a very sedate sanity drain
twistedsylvan: he's a man that really hates kids apparently
 stippledotter: Do the NPDeer set off the mines?
twistedsylvan: apparently*
 HadesLeprechaun: I think with all other settings remaining the same, about 25% or 30% drain would be perfect
drcthulu: Nerv
 dougma: OMG....
Buxx345: this is gonna hurt my soul isn't it
frank_the_great:   
Lysander_salamander: Except they play it with their butts
patrick_stonecrusher: Charlie founded the Amgels
 CaptainSpam: It's not pronounced J'Accuse?
frank_the_great: I was only half listening, and thought he was about to describe NGE
butt_ghost: what about jai alai
chriswr5: boooo
 Darleysam: the underground street golf scene was wild
Spritz_T: @frank_the_great i believe that was the joke
 HorusFive: Doesn't seem like a great use of land for an island.  Then again- golf isn't a good use of land anywhere
twistedsylvan: @Darleysam isn't there actually an anime about exactly this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The NPCS might have cleared them out
DoomCountDown: the fact that ragdolling bodies can set off mines is great
 gsyhiap: This is reducing the mine population as well as the deer population
 gualdhar: ban golf, by turning golf courses into public housing
 Darleysam: @twistedsylvan I could believe it
 HorusFive: @gualdhar PREACH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Natural" selection
patrick_stonecrusher: My Deer Friend Nokotan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive ^^^^^THIS
chriswr5: deer sonar. donar. döner. mmmm i want döner now
  Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate Cori stopping to look 
 kusinohki: you've hunted dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen...
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ProcyonFlynn: What a peculiar island. 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Last round is everything cranked to max, right?
 Diabore: 25-30?
 LordZarano: 0.69x
  Sarah_Serinde: they had a bunch of things cranked to max earlier
 TheWriterAleph: zoomies!
 LordZarano: And hunter speed?
butt_ghost: somebody queue up dejavu
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 HadesLeprechaun: yeah Cori had loads of time and still ended at about 70% of their sanity by the end
 gsyhiap: Hunter movement boost could spice things up
butt_ghost: reminiscing about the more innocent times of halo 3 multiplayer
KeytarCat: gluch
 neisan2112: Looks like the AI deer also are faster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The grazing speed of the NPCs is faster too
 TheAwkes: Where's the DE_Dust2 of Oh Deer?
 TheWriterAleph: time to deerbandon ship!
 gsyhiap: Random accidental farts would be a hilarious setting
  Foxmar320: @gsyhiap Crowd Control farts. Give chat control 
 Strebenherz: Pffft
 PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 Oh dear . . .
 thraximore: 
chriswr5: +2
 gsyhiap: @foxmar320 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's more likely thank you think
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Foxmar320 It would be nonstop
  Foxmar320: The chaos!
avi_miller: @foxmar320 lmao
TheAinMAP: 
 ButButTheJesus: @MacbethSeemsSus YES HAHAHA YES
 niccus: apparently thursday is world frog day and that's why two frog games are coming out that day
 gsyhiap: It's like cannon fire 
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's always hard to time the cannons in the 1812 overture. Especially when the percussion are deer.
 Strebenherz: And deer farts
chriswr5: serge has the high ground oh no
 LordZarano: @niccus Merry Frogmas to all who celebrate
 Strebenherz: "if anyone's got an alsan" omg Ian xD
 gsyhiap: @macbethseemssus I don't remember the deer fart section of that opus...
ghyllnox: I do like the mechanic of the other deer eliminating themselves slowly over time
 Strebenherz: Can serge remote arrow the mines
jakemack97: Frogmass is very ribiting
jakemack97: Bah dum tssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This almost seems more balanced
 Mr_Horrible: okay, nominally green beer (it's really hard to food color a stout) concocted for st patrick's day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sure how it seems to you all
 gsyhiap: Every hunter's got to shoot their shot
  Foxmar320: So rude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sounds like my first time/that's what she said?
 TehAmelie: do they have power STEERing
LilOleTinyMe: hello deer
 thraximore: huh
 ButButTheJesus: WUT
 CaptainSpam: You say that sort of thing with Matt right there? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No they're an ungulate, an even toed one like goats but they are not a caprine
  Sarah_Serinde: you really should 
chriswr5: ungulate caprine sounds like an evil space overlord
  Foxmar320: I think you can fart out of the traps?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @chriswr5 I would absolutely believe a goat as an evil space overlord
 JadedCynic: aaas usual, Horner is not completely wrong, but not right either.  "The reindeer or caribou (Rangifer tarandus) is a species of deer with circumpolar distribution, native to Arctic, subarctic, tundra, boreal, and mountainous regions of Northern Europe, Siberia, and North America. It is the only representative of the genus Rangifer. More recent studies suggest the splitting of reindeer and caribou into six distinct species over their range."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Unsure, I know the traps halt your fart movement
 WhiteWizard42: https://pump19.eu/codefall/edopbs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic But these aren't reindeer, they look like White tailed deer
chriswr5: casual morning jog and then BAM
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah, raindeer have NOTHING to do with this game - that would never stop Ian from bringing things up, tho 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I feel traditional hunters would frown upon deploying land mines.
 MilkInBags: nice opinion, one small issue. I've put a land mine in an undisclosed location in your forest. every step you take is a risky move
 HadesLeprechaun: lol, just right in front of Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Ten billion zillion percent, can testify as an occasional watcher of the House of Lies and a dedicated recent convert to Tiltychats
 WhiteWizard42: https://pump19.eu/codefall/zoljqd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would depend on the volume of blood
 JadedCynic: Yeah, Matt - the plants would be thicker and richer 
  Foxmar320: Wow
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 HorusFive: Put Blood in these Deer, Cowards
chriswr5: good argument, however i have already portrayed you as the bipedal deer and me as the landmine
 TehAmelie: i feel the landmines would have as much effect on hunter sanity as on the deer population
  Sarah_Serinde: 
chriswr5: 
 HorusFive:   
 JadedCynic: Serge wasn't lucky TWICE 
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: please to not plumb the deer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do incidental deer deaths give the hunter sanity back?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde That sounds like it should go into the advice 
  Sarah_Serinde: if you hit the wrong deer, you lose sanity. If you hit the player deer, you gain sanity
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: warmer *boom* warmer *boom warmer *boom*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: ez
TheAinMAP: 
 WhiteWizard42: https://pump19.eu/codefall/plywqi
 circusofkirkus: if only the deer could dab
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More emotive action would likely give you away
  Sarah_Serinde: 
KeytarCat: How is Ian moving so slowly?
 HadesLeprechaun: true, but it's fun to taunt in these sorts of games
 TehAmelie: deermotes!
n3ther: deers are innocent souls
 gsyhiap: Uh oh, munchies!
 circusofkirkus: The Rapture is here
KWardJenx: Deer Rapture?
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think max deer also mean more hilarious malfunctions which I am in favor of
n3ther: hahaha
  Foxmar320: 
KWardJenx: Amazing!
 WhiteWizard42: https://pump19.eu/codefall/lswcua
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bueller?
KWardJenx: Ha!!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
n3ther: scalding hot 
 ButButTheJesus: ROOM TEEEEEMP
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was very good
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 gsyhiap: Well that was hilarious
 lamina5432: gnight
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 Strebenherz: Great der
 WhiteWizard42: I expected "it's great to be deer"
 Orestes290: 100 Great stream my deers
 JadedCynic: it was great to be (a) deer
 thraximore: Mine o'Croc
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