TXC2: title change!
TheAinMAP: Signal
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Nigouki: Wilmot Works It Out? And but "It" they mean....what exactly? D:
LordZarano:

TheMerricat: This is very sleepy music
iris_of_ether:
Time for Tuesday afternoon "fourth monitor while I edit documents" time 
TXC2: (belated) CONTACT
TheMerricat: Stupid question. I know BGC has a page selling their music, does Bradley?
TXC2: he doesn't really make music any more as far as I know
Sarah_Serinde: He did the music for the new Friday Nights
Sarah_Serinde: That's what prompted the old stuff to be put into rotation
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know if he has somewhere he's selling it though
TXC2: Here we GO!
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Cori 
TXC2: Hello Cori
iris_of_ether:

TheMerricat: Woot! Thanks @sar!
TheMerricat: Phone...
Sarah_Serinde: haha np
TXC2: hello disembodied Cameron
TheMerricat:
Thanks @sarah_serinde ! Is what meant 
TheAinMAP:

iris_of_ether:

Nigouki: can always repeat it
GhostValv:
that's a big pill 
Going_Medium: mentos and coke?
iris_of_ether: Might I suggest a can of Squirt? Worked for me last night
TXC2: Cameron sounds good to me
CaptainSpam: Invisicameron sounds good.
wedge_x: appreciation bias
SquareDotCube: It's no Big Butter Jesus
iris_of_ether: E g g g
GhostValv: ^
TXC2: !patreon
Going_Medium: Feels a little like Escher, but for society instead of geometry.
Azralorne: Thanks?
TheAwkes: That's me, I'm people! (3rd monitor...)
iris_of_ether: Okay one of those is a cell phone
Azralorne: Jokes on you you're on my tv
raulghoulia: called out
mister_nibbles: nope, im actually here on purpose
CaptainSpam: [in Urkel] Did I do that?
LordZarano: 'Mound of Butter is a still life painting of a mound of butter, by the 19th-century French realist painter Antoine Vollon made between 1875 and 1885. The painting is in the National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C., with the New York Times calling it one of "Washington’s Crown Jewels".'
niccus: i'm simulating talking right now
GhostValv:

wedge_x: hahaha
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ArdCollider: *puppets*
niccus: oh a playthrough of pink trombone
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iris_of_ether: Making mouth sounds
Nigouki: April 1st IS a tuesday
GhostValv:
2 weeks 
RadioHupfen: Cori's Puppet Arc
raulghoulia: its in 2 weeks!
CaptainSpam: Gibb and Bartleby doing Talking Sim would be good.
TXC2: or mute realiser ?
j_crane330:

ArdCollider: --puppet in question. (Blank Puppets is in Utah, USA)
TXC2: chat can hear that by the way Cameron
DoodlestheGreat: Molly's good for eyeballs.
wedge_x: didn't hear it here
CaptainSpam: I'm not hearing it?
TheAinMAP:

GhostValv: I'm not hearing
TXC2:
wait no, sorry that's on my other tab 
wedge_x: LOL
EvilBadman: @txc2 LOL
ArdCollider: i love you TXC
EvilBadman: !chat
Sarah_Serinde:
don't you dare 
iris_of_ether: The new album by System of a Down
CaptainSpam: I'd say more of a 1970s game show.
TXC2:
I can not be held accountable when imgur starts making noise 
SquareDotCube: And the podge!
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Azralorne: Woooow what a transition lol
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iris_of_ether: I feel like I've seen someone play it but
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to Amazon, Wilmot.
EvilBadman:
Good day to be playing a warehouse fulfillment game 
Azralorne: Omg
TXC2: !sale
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TXC2: EvilBadman flawless segue
EvilBadman:
@txc2 I may have just done DB posts about it 
CaptainSpam: Ah, so not Klaus, then?
LordZarano: You don't HAVE to organise your warehouse but people will ask you for things and if you can't find them that's bad
TXC2: EvilBadman nice
Sarah_Serinde: most things though
Krektogar: @CaptainSpam Klaus is not even allowed near a simulated forklift
Sarah_Serinde: a few old things even
Juliamon: Things you thought were gone forever
Azralorne: And now I have the sbassbear forklift simulator song stuck in my head
TXC2: there are whatever thing DVDs for sale
sephsays: There’s a whole *category* of things on sale!
Azralorne: Haha you got it
Azralorne: I was talked to so formally, this feels weird lol
j_crane330: Lots
TXC2: hi willmot
Coloneljesus: littlest of guys
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RandomTrivia:
Hi friends!
This looks cute
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Coloneljesus: that's Mr. Mollusk to you
InconsiderateHat: Arrrgh, of course I finally order some LRR merch that I've been sitting on just weeks before the warehouse sale. *Facepalm*
RandomTrivia:

TXC2: "don't forget: you're gay for moleman"
Gekyouryuu: Cowboys aren't called that because they RIDE cows, but because they wrangle them. A snail rider is a mollusk JOCKEY
thegreatwyrdling: What was the name of the warehouse game?
niccus: Wilmot's Warehouse
Azralorne: This game seems so immediately less stressful than the first one haha
niccus: an
IanAllenBird: mood
wedge_x: just the fuzziest
TXC2: I am an object that presents as though it has mass
SquareDotCube: like your archenemy the table
TheAinMAP:

wedge_x: ah yes, the Cameron Boson
LordZarano: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hack it with your katana.
Piratical_tendancies: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
QuixoticScrivener: windmill? I windmill!
QuixoticScrivener: fetch my armor!
TXC2: are we tilting at them ?
QuixoticScrivener: @txc2 I’m tilting as hard as I can!
SymphonySolstice: Local Man Pogs At Windmill
silenceaux: Some people only feel at home when playing minigolf, I guess
TXC2: weird that the perspective of that didn't look right until it was finished
Reecer6: dear artist: could you paint this again but mirrored
JadedCynic: returning sailor finds his birthplace hovel has been improved into a windmill
SquareDotCube: a non-Quixote
TheAinMAP:

JadedCynic: you have a mail-slot for a reason...
iris_of_ether: Lewd?
Azralorne: Wooow
Gaz_L: Wicky wild
DylPage: Which stress?
JadedCynic: heck, *I* don't want to interact with my letter-carrier
Gaz_L: chonky
TXC2: oh it's a biggun
RandomTrivia: SO BEEG
Gaz_L: spcotopus
JadedCynic: sushi...calamari...
iris_of_ether: They got that dog
SymphonySolstice: dog wieldin'
JadedCynic:
happy face 
ContingentCat: now this is art
Gaz_L: jello fish
JadedCynic: @Gaz_L man-o-war?
iris_of_ether: That's a solid $10 word
iris_of_ether: Sidereal also great
EricTheOrange: verisimilitude
Reecer6: i've always been partial to episcopalian
Gaz_L: Siderial Confluence is one of my favourite names of a game ever
ArdCollider: cnidaria?
CaptainSpam:
You'd never survive in Inkopolis with an attitude like that. 
EricTheOrange: hotdog shaped submarines
Gaz_L: sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog, Cam
GhostValv:

QuixoticScrivener: hotdogtapus
LordZarano: big brain on that octopus
EvilBadman: Scientists are working on a stelth hotdog
niccus: a hotdog where the bread is in two pieces
EvilBadman: OH NO minor spelling error
SymphonySolstice: stelth
Gaz_L: an Armour hot dog?
RandomTrivia: It has its priorities str-eight
Reecer6: yes, because octopus is food! : )
Juliamon: and so the anxiety starts
JadedCynic: 'this is The Food Side'
niccus: you can't kill it in a way that matters.
Gaz_L: they're just chillin
Bassios:
Ooh, I get to catch a Talking Sim live! It's been a while 
iris_of_ether: Cnidarian reminds me of a reel I watched last night on how different languages will "correct" import words to make them pronuncible in that language. It's called "phonotactic repair", and English often does it by making the first letter of "forbidden" consonant combos silent
TXC2: Jellyfish smug over the fact it's functionally immortal
EricTheOrange: @Juliamon Wilmot's wearhouse is the anxiety one this game is pretty chill
Juliamon: I don't trust it
TheAwkes: Symbiotic or dead?
Bassios: Oh! That reminds me! I went to an aquarium on the weekend and there were NONE CRAB. I was very disappoint
Gaz_L: i feel like the mail service allows pants
CaptainSpam: "How are you getting on with them?" [Wilmot does not answer]
Gaz_L: she's choosing shorts
SymphonySolstice: snek
Gaz_L: Screaming Snake: The Snake That Screams
Anubis169: 🐍
Gaz_L: this game has A+ vibes
JadedCynic:
yah 
TXC2: where does screming snake fit into the Metal gear series?
JadedCynic: not screaming, but eating
Anubis169: aww, nom nom nom
Gaz_L: reminds me of Unpacking but with less contending with misogyny and the transience of relationships
JadedCynic: mangos?
QuixoticScrivener: someone save that eggexutaur!
SymphonySolstice: Big Snek
CaptainSpam: Wilmot is not responding to any of these requests. He is just grabbing the packages and closing the door in silence.
niccus: snusic
IanAllenBird: snusic
TXC2: snake jazz
Anubis169: Musssssssic
iris_of_ether: Snusic
Gaz_L: every so often my brain just fires off the soundbites from NBA Jam, so Cam's 'From downtown' just hit me hard
Bassios: Snanjo?
JadedCynic: a one-string instrument...
CaptainSpam: @Gaz_L Well, boomshakalaka.
EvilBadman: @Gaz_L he's heating up
Bassios: All snakes are made up
iris_of_ether: Snow. Cake.
RandomTrivia: D'awww
iris_of_ether: Dawww
JadedCynic:
oh, corn snakes are adorable 
Bassios: The friend or the snake?
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NorthstarTex: that is adorable , cute snake is cute
iris_of_ether: One snake band
JadedCynic: snek friend can be adorbs yeah
EvilBadman: rattle 'em boys
Bassios: Chikkon!
iris_of_ether: Chicken Bow/What's a Matter With Yo?
JadedCynic: ah, an equestrian saddle
SquareDotCube: Just an absolute chicken
SymphonySolstice: chimken :>
TXC2: like playing a guitar with a maracas
JadedCynic: bien sur!
Bassios: Hon hon hon oui oui
TXC2: Cori entering her Quebecois phase
JadedCynic:
a cowpoke rattler playing a one-string banjo 
JadedCynic:

JadedCynic: sue, good musical snek
Gaz_L: A Snake Named Sue
v_nome: These fish are friends, not food
Gaz_L: some have evolved to not be harmed by the tentacles
Bassios: Fish absolutely zooted our of their gourds
EricTheOrange: symbiotic relationship
iris_of_ether: Or like having dolphins pass the puffer
JadedCynic: since fermentation has happened
niccus: from the moment brains invented reward circuits, living things have been hacking it
SymphonySolstice: like birds eating berries and passing out
TXC2: Beer is like the 4th thing we invented
Twilight_Spark: Whoa man. Like whoa
TheMerricat:
Can you imagine being the first scene that invented poison as part of a defense mechanism, and then you realize that that just makes other organisms want to eat you even more cuz it makes them feel funny? 
Bassios: The sea IS drugs
EricTheOrange: My understanding of how drugs work you at least need a brain so Single cell life probably couldn't get high
QuixoticScrivener: animals love fermented things… probably
EvilBadman: a free and legal high
wedge_x: you cannot intoxicate me in any way that matters
JadedCynic: Lungfish: "whoa, man - d'ya realize that all this water is pressing DOWN on us? what if we got into the shallower stuff?"
Twilight_Spark: Neurons at least. Probably.
QuixoticScrivener: lsd spiderwebs
v_nome: Surely drugs CAUSE "higher" reasoning
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat coffee plants are SO confused by us.
spo8n: birds like to eat fruit to get drunk
iris_of_ether: "I was gonna swim the seas/but then I got high"
Bassios: I feel called out
JadedCynic: @v_nome exactly
SymphonySolstice: that's the plot of the little mermaid
niccus: arguably chicken are the most successful living things on the planet by being so delicious, but there are significant asterisks there
BusTed: Need to catch up on s3
TXC2: "am Herk oK?"
TheAwkes: The traditional oracle experience.
JadedCynic: rareified altitude - thin oxygen and getting voluntary mild hypoxia
ghyllnox: Uhoh
spo8n: long pig
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
TheAwkes: I think I worked, like, one day on that show. Another Vancouver special.
JadedCynic: Andes mountains...
JadedCynic: I mean, THEY aren't using it anymore...
thegreatwyrdling: Oh THAT part of The Terror.
thegreatwyrdling: I'm just watching the Pitt these days. I love medical dramas.
RandomTrivia: That's a Chkn
JadedCynic:
@RandomTrivia 
iris_of_ether: Suddenly Junji Ito
JadedCynic: sunny side up
spo8n: sky egg
RandomTrivia:
Wattle lot of chicken 
dumbo3k: My brother and his wife just brought some chicks home, like two week old
Juliamon: They don't often want to cuddle
JadedCynic: ^^^
JadedCynic: yay, all loose ends
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JadedCynic: water lilies
EricTheOrange: that is something that non pet often don't understand is that all pets have their own personalities. and that generalizations are just that.
JadedCynic: koi, d'fly and lilypads
TheAwkes: Dan Dan
JadedCynic: I don't thin we have enogh
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a new Wilmont game?
JadedCynic:
get'em rattling d'fly 
SymphonySolstice:

iris_of_ether:

JadedCynic:

JadedCynic: that top right 1/4 of the lotus doesn't fit -the other one prolly fits, and that is in the sw corner?
dumbo3k: or a reflection of a shadow!
LordZarano:

LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Chuckles was useless.
dumbo3k: What about escalators?
Cptasparagus: we puzzin?
Cptasparagus: when you stand in that lower left corner it looks like youre hugging the puzzle
Juliamon: I think JadedCynic is right about the quarter-lotus
TheAinMAP: Why build when you can just summon one?
JadedCynic:

CaptainSpam: At some point, a fish will be built that is Big Enough. Until then, there will always be a bigger fish.
TXC2: oh that's evil
JadedCynic: tiny details
JadedCynic:
these are some great pics 
LordZarano: I like how it's unclear where the edge of the puzzle is until you get there
Reecer6: what! man is not edible! this is all out of order
TXC2: who do they think they are? Janus?
SymphonySolstice: would you eat a chocobo?
Bassios: Speak for yourself
RandomTrivia: Oh no it's counting
QuixoticScrivener: is sailor food?
CaptainSpam: And now, SPEEDRUN
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Wolfstrike_NL: !sale
LRRbot:
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TXC2: and we're back
iris_of_ether: Well now that's in my head
RandomTrivia: Sounds obscure, probably not very well known
thegreatwyrdling: Kathleen knows the beatles.
TXC2: know the beatles? like personally ?
AFamiliarCalledEl: Oh, that band from The Powerpuff Girls?
wedge_x: mid, honestly
iris_of_ether: John Paul Ringo George Pete Best?
SymphonySolstice: scarab, dung, ....
CaptainSpam: Eh, just some band named the Quarrymen. Pay them no mind.
Juliamon: oh the carpet
RandomTrivia: WAIT we have a third dimension!
IanAllenBird: uhoh
RandomTrivia: We're a CUBE!
CaptainSpam: Wilmot is a cube, I see.
TXC2:

Juliamon: anxiety +3
TXC2: "come play with us Wilmot"
Bassios: All work and no play makes Cori something something
TheAinMAP:

DylPage:

iris_of_ether: Oh! I was referencing that? Totally. Cool. *Cough*
wedge_x: fruit stripe
IanAllenBird: the diagonals feel like they'd drive me insane which I think fits
Juliamon:

RandomTrivia:

iris_of_ether: Oh no
wedge_x: yikes
IanAllenBird: jkmnk,kjhk
SymphonySolstice: good joke streamer
iris_of_ether: Jesus H
RandomTrivia: Bloody hell
Gaz_L:
No, Ringo's career just died first 
Cptasparagus: TTR: Time To Reap
TXC2:

iris_of_ether:

RandomTrivia:
Cori for the love of bus please do a jigsaw puzzle 
Bassios: I think I need to turn on a light 'cause it's gettin' real fukken' dark in here
wedge_x: leeloo dallas autosort
thegreatwyrdling: I think I need to watch Yellowjackets now.
Gaz_L: very tasteful, very demure
QuixoticScrivener: did you do your chore wall today?
Twilight_Spark: Eat me and end it kids
SymphonySolstice: e a t m e : )
Luminaire_p:
Did someone say burger 
iris_of_ether: Pink Borgor Club
LordZarano: I feel like this stream should be sponsored by a jigsaw puzzle subscription service
Bassios: Godsdamnit, now I want a burger
vinewood_og: "2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, FACE!"
QuixoticScrivener: cactus pickles
TXC2: "there. are. TWO. burgers!"
iris_of_ether: Yeah I wanted a burger yesterday and it's still here today
Gaz_L: inside you there are two burgers
Twilight_Spark: I don't flip the burger over, I leave it in the desert.
Gaz_L: because you ate them
TheAwkes: Melon child in a bagel house?
Reecer6: i just realized that the corners become much tighter circles when you connect them
Reecer6: so that you know they're the corners!
SymphonySolstice:
?
TXC2: !crab
niccus: Soma (Good Ending)
iris_of_ether:

LordZarano:
❗
Invitare: If you've time to gab, you've time to hug a crab
IanAllenBird:

TXC2: Scaffolding is a racket yes
TheAinMAP:

CaptainSpam: "Do not patronize me, Sam the Postwoman, and hand me my next puzzle."
SymphonySolstice: the french, AGAIN!
CaptainSpam: Oh hon hon!
Gaz_L: *La Marseillaise intensifies*
iris_of_ether: I'm prepared to give it to them at this point
Invitare: The French would never land on the moon.
Twilight_Spark: Moon 2 was made of cheese
Invitare: there's no one there to behead
Twilight_Spark: A pity
CaptainSpam: They can't land on the moon. They already shot it in the eye that once.
otakon17: so a snowglobe and a burger?
SymphonySolstice: camel!
IanAllenBird: hrehe
LordZarano: Speaking of space, astronauts are hurtling through the atmosphere, parachutes just deployed
otakon17: frozen camel is goofy but I love them
SymphonySolstice: omg
IanAllenBird: lmao
Cptasparagus: moon camels
TXC2: Gods if only the ESA could do that kind of thing
CaptainSpam: "Less news, more puzzles!"
Wolfstrike_NL: esa shoutout, not bad
JadedCynic: moon's only good as a staging base outside of earth's gravity well...
Mangledpixel: or going to the moon too quickly
SymphonySolstice: getting really close to the moon
Gaz_L: notably, NASA is live on Twitch atm
TXC2: hey we got a Good movie out of that
RandomTrivia: Having a bad time and not going to space today
Bruceski: Aim for the moon. Even if you miss you'll freeze to death in the emptiness of space.
JadedCynic: you can - just as a hypothetical example - land on the moon...and then fall over...
Reecer6: you should be able to place these pieces with your knowledge of the location of every star
Luminaire_p: Don't have cow.
Mangledpixel: #justburgerthings
JadedCynic: you want a wider burger, make a larger bun
TheAinMAP: Bigger burger
JadedCynic:
spaec moff! 
ContingentCat: Moth!!
JadedCynic: fuzzy frand!
Mangledpixel: Grand Moth Tarkin
TXC2: burgers are taller 'cause all the patties are the same size
LordZarano: Splashdown! of those astronauts from the ISS!
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
JadedCynic: @TXC2 oh you can just slap an extra pinch of ground beef into the patty when you make it...but unless you have a bigger bun to put it on, it's just gonna overhang...
Twilight_Spark: How you like your mones, fried or...?
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Gaz_L: oh, some kind of le astronaut
TXC2: JadedCynic indeed
TheAwkes: A deconstructed something or other. Looks like a loose cotter pin on the right, beside the yellow shape.
JadedCynic:
@TXC2 yeah, I've put up with simplistic "Borgors should we wider, not taller" arguments that don't take any practicalities into account - most of these people couldn't make toast
let alone run a restaurant
SymphonySolstice: Increase Borger
Mangledpixel:

JadedCynic: tall borger will be tall
Luminaire_p: make burger wide, not tall
Bassios: Burgers should be two inches wide and a foot and a half long with a flavour gradient
ANeMzero: the tallest burg
CaptainSpam: Gargantoburg
JadedCynic:
sigh 
Twilight_Spark: O7
wedge_x: (yesss)
Mangledpixel: whatever happened to burger puzzle?
JadedCynic: huh
JadedCynic: imagine that
JadedCynic: yay - positivity!
SymphonySolstice: 👍
IanAllenBird: is that from karen puzzles or are other puzzle content makers doing that too?
Wolfstrike_NL: little bites out of the burger
Gaz_L: oh, this is the moon landing in the Watchmen universe...
Nigouki: "drip" and "spacesuit" reminded me of those times some astronauts almost drowned on spacewalks due to water in the helmet
RandomTrivia: If your spacesuit is dripping, it probably isn't airtight
Nigouki: imagine dying in space and the cause of death is "drowning"
JadedCynic: Micro$oft NextBox
Reecer6: give me my burger parts
JadedCynic: nice forest scene
SymphonySolstice: BIRB
JadedCynic: a nest?
JadedCynic: is that a crab patty, or a breaded chicken...
ANeMzero: burg-geh-ger sounds like a line from the dog of wisdom
Gaz_L: on one compact disc?!
JadedCynic: mask?
JadedCynic: horrifying?
Luminaire_p: Golden Idol?
ANeMzero: So Charlie the Choo Choo
SymphonySolstice: thomas freaked me out as a kid
JadedCynic: disembodied doll-head Thomas the Tank Engine
Mangledpixel: Sleep Paralysis Engine
JadedCynic:

ContingentCat: I'm a trolly threat
glyndev: I'm a trolley suspension
ANeMzero: like we already have Horror Thomas The Tank Engine and Stephen King wrote it as fanservice.
Luminaire_p: am bird on deer?
JadedCynic: @ANeMzero nah, that's 'horror literature' - we're talking the deeply-unsettling stuff from the VISUAL medium...
Mangledpixel: top birds, bop tu... wait no
JadedCynic: yeah, songbirds in a deer's antlers!
kusinohki: oh deer
JadedCynic: "in my experience...
ANeMzero: @JadedCynic Yeah, he did an actual, real picture book for Charlie the Choo Choo and the visuals are what makes that creepy.
SymphonySolstice: the circle of life
ANeMzero: otherwise it's just an offbrand Thomas story
Bassios: That deer is amazing
JadedCynic:
best frands! 
Wolfstrike_NL: [oh deer]
IanAllenBird: it got top surgery
JadedCynic: not every birb
Gaz_L: terrible framing
Bruceski: Such a pretty wendigo painting
Gaz_L: he's ONLY head!
SymphonySolstice:

Twilight_Spark: Sam don't fuck me with about my fix ever again DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Nigouki: clowns on a log flume ride is my secret plan to ruin goth day at disneyland
JadedCynic:
"just let me do my silly little puzzles - if I don't do this every day my bones will fall out" 
TheAwkes: Disassembled robofriend.
ANeMzero: thin crust pisa
LordZarano: Last mission that France (well, Arianespace) and the ESA sent to The Moon "Flew by the Moon in August 2024 en route to Ganymede." Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
Cptasparagus: a super time
Mangledpixel: Splash Bros Melee
Nigouki: SHOW THE CATS
JadedCynic: Sam's a narc
NapalmSideburns: give cat pics!
NorthstarTex: show cats
wildpeaks: the cat tax must be paid
SymphonySolstice: keep your cats indoors amigo
Twilight_Spark: Yessss and also hissss
CaptainSpam: Hang on, Sam, why aren't you calling my neighbors by name? You deliver their mail. You KNOW their names.
SourcePlaysGames: Whose underpants?
Wolfstrike_NL: snakes and ladders?
NapalmSideburns: that's a lot of snakes on that ladder
TheMerricat: So, this might have been mentioned at the start of the stream since I missed a bit of it. But I didn't realize this is a sequel game.
NapalmSideburns: A thought? Quick, catch it before it gets away!
Juliamon: ooh ginger beer
Laserbeaks_Fury:
Get Out Of My Dreams...That's Right, Keep On Walkin' 
Twilight_Spark: Pizzas to the left of me, pisaz to the right.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think there comes a point where pieces can fit multiple ways?
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Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, the blue bit with the bolt is part of that boot
Mangledpixel: or knolled, ready for assembly
KeytarCat: holy shit cam
SymphonySolstice: can you murder a robot? or does a murder constitute conscious thought
thegreatwyrdling: It was.
NapalmSideburns: yes, but I don't mind
IanAllenBird: I simply didn't hear it well enough so you have plausible deniability from me
Juliamon: In your defense, it's not the first awful joke today
Kaktus021: Someone knolled that robot
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, the corners being missing bugs me in a weird way
Cptasparagus: tbf my brain didnt clock it at first and I thought you were saying "robot kintsugi" which is a lot nicer of a thought
SymphonySolstice: I love that pidge
NapalmSideburns: Is that napoleon bonapidgeon?
IanAllenBird: na-pig-eon bonaparte
SymphonySolstice: ionic
NapalmSideburns: who you calling a dork?
SymphonySolstice: I think
Twilight_Spark: Ironically
TheAwkes: Covalent column.
SymphonySolstice: by tourists
JadedCynic:
oh, the classic "I'm Holding The Famous Tower Up" perspective shot 
SymphonySolstice: I had to go double check my column knowledge, I was right
Nigouki: the wide shot with dozens of people all trying to do the pose
NapalmSideburns: it is now
SymphonySolstice: o7 nelson
JadedCynic: push hory off and let the pigeon take his place for a day
Laserbeaks_Fury: I feel like a some point the pictures should come together in a panorama
Hangedman:

TheAinMAP:

Invitare: Instructions unclear. I have gone away way way way
Wolfstrike_NL: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
Mangledpixel: ew
Boopity: @LRRbot Uhhhhhh
jessicaengle: Hi Chat! Im here just in time for the commercial break dance party!
v_nome: Fresh from the Tommy Lee Jones?
Boopity:

JadedCynic:
The "Pigeon's Patented Nelson Statue Removal System" (Nelson once had a joke told about how he cut off a fleeing spanish ship, boarded it, captured it, and then led his boarders across to the LARGER fleeing spanish ship that got stuck behind the first ship. His peers talked about 'Nelson's Patented Boarding Ladder' - using an enemy ship to board ANOTHER enemy ship
)
SymphonySolstice:

GhostValv:

LordZarano: Next mission that Ariane & ESA are sending to The Moon is a lander! Argonaut Lander, in 2031
LordZarano: Ooh an avocado bathroom, how stylish
JadedCynic: @LordZarano it's retro
Boopity: Those damn millennials and their avocado bathrooms
Wolfstrike_NL: And here I thought the log ride would take the toilet spot
Boopity: A;ways
JadedCynic: "Back to The Pit!"
JadedCynic: yeah, funny...until they get territorial during nesting season and start to attack passersby
Juliamon: it's all fun and games until swooping season starts
JadedCynic: prize-winning chives
JadedCynic: better than The Chive ever was...
Boopity: Long watermelon
Mangledpixel: marroq
Mangledpixel: *marrow
JadedCynic: long cuke is long
Juliamon: cucumber, watermelon, same thing
Juliamon: (technically)
BlasterKyubey210: hey hey
JadedCynic: stockholm syndrome - the happy plants are all his hostages
Boopity: @Juliamon Wait, are they actually related?
NapalmSideburns: oh, it's Corbyn in his allotment with his veg
JadedCynic: nature is healing
trainpants: thanks sam
Juliamon: Boopity Yes actually
Juliamon: they're both curcubitaceae
PMAvers: Clearly they're the new proprietors of the hair salon just checking the place out.
Mangledpixel: dynamite boat race?
JadedCynic: 'pinwings'
iris_of_ether: Pangwangs
Boopity:
@Juliamon Ohh neat, thank you for the fun fact 
SquareDotCube: That sounded vaguely like another game
Juliamon: most ground vine-based produce, like squash, are also in the same family
NapalmSideburns: @Juliamon I didn't know, but I'm not that surprised
NapalmSideburns: neat!!
iris_of_ether: You can crossbreed squash, pumpkins, zucchinis. I have.
iris_of_ether: They weren't *good*, but I did it
Juliamon: also loofahs!
iris_of_ether: I was an adult when I discovered those were vegetable skeletons haha
aquinas_0: balloons and sailing ships is a cruel combination
Juliamon: cucumber melon body wash on a loofah is technically three species of the same family
Juliamon: it's a great trivia fact
Boopity: Amazing
iris_of_ether: Same energy as chocolate vanilla latte "3 Bean soup"
NapalmSideburns: we need more boat!
NapalmSideburns:
@iris_of_ether 
TheAwkes: Carrot bouy, I'd wager.
JadedCynic:
@iris_of_ether you may be pleased to learn that you made my wife snort water out her nose 
JadedCynic: cats v magpies; that's a war I don't want to have to pick sides on...
iris_of_ether: @jadedcynic hehehe
Luminaire_p: Look at those old seadogs
JadedCynic: wait...do those quadrapeds have yellow beaks?
JadedCynic: hippogriffs?
NapalmSideburns: cowgulls
Juliamon: I love coffeecup Wilmot
IanAllenBird: o7
RandomTrivia:
Thanks Cori and Cameron!

Juliamon: I know it says tea but that's a coffeecup
Gekyouryuu: have a good one, everybody
Juliamon: speaking of cup!
Juliamon: (I think the portable holes are sold out again though)
Juliamon: !sale
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Juliamon: Seasonal changes do things with your body
Ashmantle:

Juliamon: uh oh
Juliamon: muffin pls
Juliamon: also that was def broken
TheAinMAP:

TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us: Left Behind) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
Juliamon: apologies to any missed subs
Juliamon: tech be like that sometimes
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us: Left Behind) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (57m from now).
ContingentCat: !ADVICE
LRRbot: Go get Adam.
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