Let's NOPE!! || Too bad it's not the last of the DLC

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Bruceski: neat
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 Diabore: rip mulligan i guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 raulghoulia: phew safe for another week
 lamina5432: shit adam has a gun
 Sheikun07: I dare you
 SnackPak_: duck and cover!
 Sheikun07: Come at me
 shendaras: 🔫
 saucemaster5000: <message deleted>this is an interesting bit
 xantos69: Notice me Senpai
 ShaneLeeAtk: Blam
Tetramina: <.<
 arkham1981: who?
 tezzatipoca: After we doing Pt 2? I'm SO excited
 SnackPak_: o7
  Juliamon: 
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Nigouki: lmao
 BusTed: 
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
caoinlean: Crap
 tr3ewitch88: I'm pretty sure adam doesn't recognize most of us
 shendaras: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MyrddintheWizard: o7
 tezzatipoca: ending of pt1 was SO GOOD
 hieroglyphica: it's ok if you don't recognize me, I don't talk a lot
 ButButTheJesus: 
 dougma: o7
 BusTed: So long, brand new chatter
slamaham: ??
DMGlol: 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: o7
 Going_Medium: Ow.  I already feel bad.
Riandisa: 
 empyreon: lmao o7
ghyllnox: o7
 JoeLowe2: Take your best shot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How many times has sauce been shot?
 hatboozeparty: 
caoinlean: o7
 lamina5432: o7
 tezzatipoca: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
 SymphonySolstice: another brick in the wall
 tezzatipoca: F ?
 far2muchsarcasm: o7
 Sheikun07: o7
drcthulu: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig 8
InconsiderateHat: Adam's mic is possibly off
 Diabore: is adams mic off or is i just too far back?
 comrade_cards: is adam's mic on?
 hieroglyphica: you'll never make me!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
ghyllnox: 
 hatboozeparty: But what if the lurkers want the attention of gettint a ban?
 SnackPak_: lemme at em
 Makrosian_Tay: Dia-BOLICAL
 hieroglyphica: This escalated quickly
  Juliamon: It does sound like we're hearing it through Ben's mic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde  
Vonbane: i'm only here because i was told there would be a raffle and you had to stay til the end to find out results? 
 fjordsword: Posting for safety
Blakemcm: super low
 CaptinOfBeez: very low
 tr3ewitch88: Just don't put it in your mouth. There's no nutritional value.
Fanklok: <message deleted>Are we still shooting someone at the start of every stream
Kandy170: It's the boys!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Fanklok already did
 CaptinOfBeez: got that ben bass
 Dog_of_Myth: A bit tinny
Vonbane: Adam has the cheap mic
 Nigouki: the mic stand did fall off last night
  Juliamon: Switch seats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah that mic sounds off
Fanklok: <message deleted>My Immortality continues
 SymphonySolstice: Fanklok sauce took the bullet for our sins
 Nigouki: is the cable funky?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Total unknown
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki But that was Ben's mic
 hatboozeparty: Should we get a speech before the shot?
Vonbane: getting a little hiss on the back end
  Juliamon: Fanklok does it
 CaptinOfBeez: you need to crank your tweeters a bit more
 SymphonySolstice: o7
noSmokeFire: if you talk loud enough you won't need mics
patrick_stonecrusher: Speed it up an octave
  Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon 
 Dog_of_Myth: 07
 tr3ewitch88: Don't.  Look at me, I don't know anything about microphones. Except for that, you shouldn't put them in your mouth.
 Nigouki: @Thefluffiestguineapig How do you know Ian wasn't mirrored yesterday? :3
 raulghoulia: Saw the most recent Friday Nights. Weird way to find out Adam is a monster
 CaptinOfBeez: juliamons gon rogue!!!
 NorthstarTex: Juliamon is posted up and is watching us
 hatboozeparty: That's how he knows you guys are really working
Fanklok: Well i guess that's what I get for tempting fate
  Juliamon: bro if I go rogue you'll *know*
Vonbane: like mono instead of stereo
  Juliamon: sounds' fucky
ghyllnox: You sound like a recording of yourself
 Going_Medium: Can confirm.  Sounds weird.
 tr3ewitch88: Sounds muffled.
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Drigien: Is Adam talking into the back of the mic? I can see the logo on  this side.
 TheMerricat: It sounds like Adam is talking inside a different room from Ben.
 shendaras: 
 Nigouki: @Juliamon finally some technical terminology
Woogachaka: I'm actually an audio engineer, I'll happily provide input if requested
 SymphonySolstice: juliamon sitting in a 10th story building with a sniper rifle at all times
caoinlean: Hair looking good tho Adam
Mai_Andra: it's sounds like the sound booth re-recording the studio dubbed in months after the fact
 fjordsword: The real horror ... tech issues
 far2muchsarcasm: We shut the door
 CaptinOfBeez: adam do you have a beard care routine?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Best part, we didn't hear
 Nigouki: whoops
InconsiderateHat: Sorry to start the day off with troubleshooting, boys, but it'll make the rest of the stream better
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 hatboozeparty: We heard nothing btw
 dougma: ha ha
 definenull: Lmao mixed again
 shendaras: 
ghyllnox: Funny enough we did not get that
 NotCainNorAbel: we didn't get anything
patrick_stonecrusher: What if... two boys one mike?
 TheMerricat: Should we mention to Adam and Ben that Cori was the only one in studio for today's Talking Sim? Would that matter?
 JoeLowe2: Turns out it was funny
caoinlean: Patrick!!!
 fjordsword: That was just for you Adam
DMGlol: adam tell me if I should like those new magic cards they showed off today
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam does sound better
Mai_Andra: "watch me block this whack ass mixup!" <mixed>
 Going_Medium: Hoisted by his on petard you say?
 hatboozeparty: Can you do it again Ben? I didn't hear it
 CaptinOfBeez: woa
 NotCainNorAbel: great cut
caoinlean: Haha just blasting Adam
 itira: hello? whats happening LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like it's good that got cut off 
 dougma: again!!!!!
 ButButTheJesus:   
 Nigouki: immediately punished
 MacbethSeemsSus: *mawp*
 underhill33: 
DMGlol: you cut off at "porno" 
sparkywondersnail: sounds fine now, now that you cant hear anything
BOTGrant: The pathword... is "nipple..."
 fjordsword: Was that ... hubris?
Mai_Andra: now we hear what Adam hears. 
 TheMerricat: Should we mention to Adam and Ben that Cori was the only one in studio for today's Talking Sim? Would that matter?
 Nigouki: gonna have to share a mic, like roommates
 Dog_of_Myth: I think he sounds a bit better
mulligan2six: It's better now
Vonbane: adam is a little better
 SymphonySolstice: adam sounds Ambient
 Makrosian_Tay: Adam's sounds better,
 hatboozeparty: The headphone might have gone fritz
 CaptinOfBeez: nipple
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedFilthyGerbilKlappa-orL8VNvp0KQQBNf4
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy chat! Adam.
Mai_Andra: it sounds a little better, but Ben is very much louder
 ButButTheJesus: "Center"
 tr3ewitch88: It does sound less muffled now.
 shendaras: I disagree that it sounds better.
 letfireraindown: The Password is Dickbutt
Fanklok: Is it plugged in?
 Makrosian_Tay: Only thing is he's just a bit quieter than Ben's, but the quality is improved
 CaptinOfBeez: i turned mine up and its fine now
caoinlean: Yaaaaay
 NotCainNorAbel: much better
Vonbane: muy bueno
 Going_Medium: Better.
 Makrosian_Tay: Aw yeah! that did it
 TheMerricat: Ben's sounds like he's got bass boost on. Adam's sounds 'right' but way quieter
 hatboozeparty: Solid Snake?
patrick_stonecrusher: There was only one mike... 😳
 JoeLowe2: Better
BOTGrant: Shweddy Balls NPR hosts status achieved
ghyllnox: It sounds better, the quality is the same, and it's not like Ben's, but it's better
 ButButTheJesus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BelovedInspiringBatFunRun-O9D2N2K_wCqyi8ji
frank_the_great: My go-to password for online games with buddies is "Ballz" <- with the z
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam's doesn't sound too bad on his own but then you hear Ben's and it sounds significantly better
mulligan2six: Can you just yell Adam?
 Cptasparagus: just give the good mic to whoever is funnier
Vonbane: does it go to 11?
 Going_Medium: Adam sounds ok now, Ben is still better.
BOTGrant: Things'll never be the saaame
InconsiderateHat: Yeah I can tell that your talking is fine, normally it would be louder so it's def the mic
Mai_Andra: ♫ some thing'll never change ♪
frank_the_great: You've got a face for streaming
 CaptinOfBeez: im seconding two boys one mic
ghyllnox: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: use the monitor mics
Fanklok: Just crank the bass and ignore any complaints
  mister_nibbles: what kind of radio person would you want to be Adam? like NPR or like AM radio or something
 Makrosian_Tay: Goddam Mike, at it again. Somebody ban Mike!
ghyllnox: Change the 4 genders until we can't tell the difference
 itira: good thing theres a Bengineering here
 Dog_of_Myth: Sounds better
BOTGrant: Blow in the XLR like a Nintendo cartridge
 empyreon: freaks? us?! 
 xantos69: oh I would **hate** that.  ha ha... unless.
Mai_Andra: It suddenly seems weird there isn't a "Mike" on the crew.
 SymphonySolstice: it's Fine(tm)
 Going_Medium: Acceptable
Vonbane: if it's that important he can sign it out
 Nigouki: hawwo
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 tr3ewitch88: Korn is that you?
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BOTGrant: Get that Shure 6B money
 raulghoulia: this is cause you blasted Sauce
 Nigouki: whaaaaaat? these aren't Shure?
  Juliamon: Talk about the sale, Ben, you gotta tell them about the sale
Fanklok: Cori says that any mic problems are a skill issue
 itira: !build
caoinlean: Oooh yeah it's Sauces fault
Mai_Andra: gotta get that fight stick experience
BOTGrant: SM7B
frank_the_great: I blame Beej for no reason in particular
 Nigouki: sometimes Computer Says "No"
 spissmaster5000: it took me 9 minutes to remember my alt... not really worth it
 JoeLowe2: Sauce's revenge for getting shot
  Juliamon: sauce is ban evading
Vonbane: are frames dropping for anybody else?
frank_the_great: OOO, I missed Adam playing Noita
InconsiderateHat: I'm so annoyed that I finally made myself order the shirts I'd been eyeing up just weeks before the
InconsiderateHat: !sale
The_Timo: @frank_the_great It's been a journey haha
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frank_the_great: Love me some Noita. Brutal game lol, but it scratches a unique itch in the brain
ghyllnox: "Yeah since about 25"
 tr3ewitch88: Is it a kick if you've been doing it half your life? 😅
Vonbane: was there a line at the rock?
Mai_Andra: "i ate all the vegetables I bought two weeks ago.  Now I'm buying more."
  Sarah_Serinde: body says no
BlackIsis: @Mai_Andra That's how they get ya.
Fanklok: Your body is saying it wants more
 NorthstarTex: Body says "I WANT MORE!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are you sore or in pain?
 spissmaster5000: Listen to your body when it is time to use the bathroom
 AnjaZeta: pain and discomfort are not the same thing
  mister_nibbles: then they tell you that a little pain is good
 RatherLargeToad: Eventually!
DMGlol: No pain no gain
mjiig: Different kinds of pain have different meanings, you'll find out which were which in a couple of decades
 HedgehogKnight: Pain is weakness leaving your body
 SymphonySolstice: oh hey I hit a million channel points just now, I'm rich!
Vonbane: how big was the rock?
 itira: "fuckin get over it!" -Adam probably
 xantos69: Naw, I'm with Ben.  If it hurts I stop.  I like couches alot.  A couch never did me wrong.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HedgehogKnight Then I must have so much weakness as someone who has a chronic pain disorder and has never not been in pain
Blakemcm: Dense lad
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EvilBadman: M'ass
frank_the_great: To quote Bojack Horseman: It gets easier... Every day it gets a little easier... But you gotta do it every day — that's the hard part. But it does get easier
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah you're just the strongest ever all the weakness keeps leaving
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Ever had to move a couch into a walk-up?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Well thank you
 spissmaster5000: spot each other!
 raulghoulia: you gotta put your quarter on the machine
 xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig There are people you can pay for that sort of thing.
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 hieroglyphica: Ooooo I had no idea the shop had found the old 2019 desert bus mirror pin! Gotta admit, instant buy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica I know!!!!!!
 tr3ewitch88: I always felt like rock climbing. Especially with the preset up walls is a lot like Playing chess. They're not necessarily watching you. They might just be plotting.
 itira: 
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah they found a number of products that used to be out of stock, some have already sold out
Fanklok: Benjamin, the Climb Master
Vonbane: start callin you "the Elevator" cuz you go up so fast
 hieroglyphica: Exciting news for a nerd
EvilBadman: Clip out of bounds
 definenull: Poor remy
 ButButTheJesus: aww remy
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have you experimented with leash training Gus?
  Juliamon: You can bring your dog, to remind them they lack opposable thumbs
 spissmaster5000: GOD can I rant about how much I hated home depot as a kid?
 BrowneePointz: My YMCA had one of those infinite scrolling rock wall machines back in the 90s
 hieroglyphica: Hey, your dog improves everyone else's day? But yeah, climb dogs get a lot of attention
 lamina5432: my dog has the pity me eyebrows
 hatboozeparty: SAY THE LINE
  mister_nibbles: forearms were sore
 Diabore: would you call them sorearms now?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: my dog is falling apart at the seams
 tr3ewitch88: No, no, you have to finish.
The_Timo: word
 NorthstarTex: Finish it
  mister_nibbles: oh
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
 itira: LOL damn
  mister_nibbles: thats not where my brain whent
 spissmaster5000: My dad would tell me we were going to six flags to get me in the car when he wanted to go to home depot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 ButButTheJesus: oh ok
Vonbane: try that with a shoulder injury
 hieroglyphica: Huh. Ok, last time I had that was after surgery, but it happens to us all
 BusTed: getting all shaky
frank_the_great: I'm pretty sure they call that the stranger
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Fanklok: Yeah dude basic tasks become difficult for a day sometimes
 Orlantia: Did your fingers cramp? I hate it when that happens
 hieroglyphica: @spissmaster5000 what the actual fuck
 hieroglyphica: that's horrible
Fanklok: Here's the thing Ben, sometimes more working out makes the soreness go away
 PMAvers:   bidet
 BusTed: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
Fanklok: Did you stretch?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT"S BAD
 whitebadgerwolf88: Ben I found a company that stole your name.  I work on wind turbines and a part is made by BGB Engineering, whose website is bgbengineering.com
Mai_Andra: "oh deer" was last night 
 Kipstar: you forget NOT hurting
 definenull: Get em ben
7gorobei: the soreness was the friend we made along the way
 hieroglyphica: I called that a b vitamin deficiency, but tiredness is like, everything
DMGlol: You go to bed
Vonbane: bed is the cure all for everything
  mister_nibbles: im firmly with ben on this one, i would have INSTANTLY died in a less technologically advanced time period
TomatoKigu: This is kinda' making it sound like working out is the worst parts about my disability but by choice.  
InconsiderateHat: You can sleep when you're hungry??
 hieroglyphica: Well done!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay!
 spissmaster5000: At 9? ok grandpa
 hieroglyphica: Without technology I'm dead in a few months max
Invitare: I can't imagine being able to just *choose* to go to bed early. Insomnia won't let me
 RiverGloom: going to bed as soon as you're tired is the best feeling
EvilBadman: That's some James lifestyle
Mai_Andra: if I go to bed at 9, then I just wake up at 11:30 and won't be able to sleep again the rest of the night...
Vonbane: farmer's hours
frank_the_great: 10 to 5:30 here
 itira: oop
 lamina5432: 2 to 10
 spissmaster5000: LMAO
 RiverGloom: omg ben
Fanklok: BENJAMIN
 tr3ewitch88: Now watch your head explode if you tell her you take all of that and then stay up for another hour.😅
BlackIsis: You're going to become too powerful doing that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, cant' fall asleep till 1 am and wake up at 6 am at the latest
frank_the_great: 35
 RiverGloom: or the stay awake till 3 am watching anime cause you just need to watch one more episode
  mister_nibbles: like three
The_Timo: 1
ghyllnox: 1
 tr3ewitch88: 😳😳😳😳
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 BusTed: I heard this McElroy bit
Fanklok: I have asked many more people about the owls, the common answer is 2
 Kentosaurus: someone was listening to mbmbam
 NorthstarTex: 1
 MyrddintheWizard: The mcelroy question.
 spissmaster5000: I... who cares?
 definenull: Lmao
ghyllnox: Replacing the whole stall, not painting it?
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 Muddy_Thunder: YES!!!!
 Nigouki: hahaha
Vonbane: that's art
The_Timo: True
ghyllnox: Nah
 MyrddintheWizard: I agree with them, 5
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
Mai_Andra: oh, "drawn" - not crammed in for glory
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bar or office?
 hatboozeparty: TRUE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Amazing
 xantos69: Is it a well drawn dong?  Cause I don't want to censor art.
Blakemcm: down with landlords!
Invitare: Eat The Rich
 tr3ewitch88: Damn!🤣🤣🤣
 ButButTheJesus: i mean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, what if it's your puzzle mansion
 electric_claire: Depends on whether the stall is men's, women's, or gender-neutral.
frank_the_great: Once it gets high enough, it becomes like an art piece
 definenull: Weeelllll
The_Timo: Then you're an employer not a building owner?
 niccus: skill issue
Vonbane: mr belding was OK
The_Timo: employee
Mai_Andra: a public place?  what if it's your bathroom at home?
 Nigouki: if you're Rentseeking then you're PoS. If you own just for yourself it's fine
 betweenmyself: “Yeah, I just take CBD, Melatonin, three tabs of Sudafed, huff an ether soaked rag and smack my forehead bout a half dozen times with a ball-peen hammer…  Out like a light.” 
 Diabore: ben do you think principals own the school?
 spissmaster5000: This generation has been taught that owning your own shit makes you an asshole
Fanklok: Do you see how Adam treats us every week??
 SymphonySolstice: I had one (1) good principal
 JoeLowe2: It depends on the skill of the artists
 MacbethSeemsSus: If it's bar who cares
 itira: my highschool principal was a creep
Vonbane: depends on how funny the dicks are
Mai_Andra: "this one's poorly drawn, so it has to go"
 Uzumaki15: My Principal was ok, granted she was my mom because I was homeschooled  XD
 gualdhar: how photorealistic are the dicks?
mulligan2six: 37. In a row.
Mai_Andra: isn't that where the dicks go?
frank_the_great: 19 - 68, any higher then it stays
sparkywondersnail: Get the art class in there and create dick wallpaper
Invitare: Adam's already thinking like a landlord
Vonbane: drawn, or carved?
Mai_Andra: how many dicks overhead is too many
 tr3ewitch88: If they're just being drawn on with marker, you always leave them because otherwise they're gonna start attaching them into the door.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nigouki: ehehehehe
 ShaneLeeAtk: Call it an evolving Banksy and charge for the pleasure
 ButButTheJesus: ehehe
satyropodobny: are the dicks growing from the comon stem or are they just hanging out\
 tr3ewitch88: Etching *
 definenull: Galaxy brain
frank_the_great: Slap a poster for something school related on it
 xantos69: OUT. OF. ORDER. Ben
 betweenmyself: How many dicks does it take before the graffiti becomes an invitation…  and then a warning?
 itira: starbucks is down the street
The_Timo: Out of order,
The_Timo: ask next door lol
 Going_Medium: Easier to complain you need more funding if you can't even clean the score of dicks off the bathroom.
 QuixoticScrivener: sounds like my type of a bathroom
Vonbane: that indicates a larger issue  lol
 RiverGloom: theres a bathroom in the timmies across the street
DarthRagnar815: What are the ladies doing?
The_Timo: ??!
Fanklok: Safety?
 xantos69: No it isn't.  You do not HAVE to offer a bathroom to anyone.
 tr3ewitch88: Just cover the door with paper and hang a marker next to it? 😅🤣
mulligan2six: The workers are the ones drawing all the dicks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
The_Timo: so investors?
 saucemaster5000: Imagine if food trucks needed a bathroom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Funders are not employees
 betweenmyself: Why doesn’t the taco truck let me piss in their sink? 
 saucemaster5000: I hate that, previous restaurant manager, I know the answers to this
The_Timo: If it's an empoyuee only bathroom why is there so many dicks?!
satyropodobny: americans are weird.
mulligan2six: Its called getting into character
BlackIsis: Adam's livin' that landlord life!
BlackIsis: Why do you think people are drawing dicks all over his bathroom?
Vonbane: do you walk into every building thinking "can i piss here"?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bring in the investors, load them with water, then lock the bathroom until they increase funding.
 saucemaster5000: They'd do it for a bagel
 raulghoulia: less than the cost of repairs
 Orestes290: Piss in a bottle (with someone stuck in it)
InconsiderateHat: It's an art installment. You should be paying me to use that stall.
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InconsiderateHat: in-stall-ment, even
The_Timo: Nah I'm stuck on why is there so many dicks in the employee bathroom now? lol
 betweenmyself: this is a very intricate hypothetical situation here
 Nigouki: get a cheap frame, put in on the door, print out an "artwork" label
Vonbane: it's either this or play horror games
 raulghoulia: they got cherry bombed
InconsiderateHat: @Nigouki Right?!
 Kramburger: It's all one pipe Ben
satyropodobny: Why not lean into the dick thing, start selling dick shaped pastries
 Going_Medium: What?
 saucemaster5000: fuck it, I'm taking an edible for this stream
 korvys: Unless you have a cloaca
 betweenmyself: the pipes are backed up due to all the drawings of dicks we been flushing down the crapper 
 dragonwarrior000: It's typically one drain pipe
Vonbane: sounds messy
 SnackPak_: no thanks, I can hold it
 ButButTheJesus: wut
GedankenPalast_: Kinky
 Kramburger: Adam will burn the village to feel the warmth of the dicks
slamaham: @saucemaster5000 yep. every week!
 saucemaster5000: make the dicks into fall guys chars
Vonbane: a men's room attendant?
 NotCainNorAbel: job maker
 Orestes290: hero
satyropodobny: a private dick if you will
Fanklok: Simple, install a wall of climbing dicks in each bathroom
 comrade_cards: job creator
 Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun As a paint sales rep, y'all makin me real sad
EvilBadman: This could
mulligan2six: Stimulating the economy. Lowering unemployment.
The_Timo: Dry erase bathroom stalls, done
ManWithTheMask13: poll your bathroom attendants, tell them to answer questions
 ZombieHendrix: the dick drawings won't break the toilet
 Strebenherz: I just came in, what in the heck
InconsiderateHat: @Fanklok Good callback
 xantos69: Oh Crap.  Adam is in charge of future crime.
 spurius: just dont have stalls, open floor bathrooms
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 hieroglyphica: Our facilities guy repainted some things like once every two weeks
EvilBadman: This could be the longest crapshoot (hit enter early)
 Muddy_Thunder: Oh, it's expensive as hell
Vonbane: as a dick artist, i am crushede
 Diabore: oh ben
 comrade_cards: cheap paint, mayber
 SymphonySolstice: ben,
 saucemaster5000: A can of paint cost my kids college
  mister_nibbles: its like $50 but thats still less expensive than hiring two people lol
 BrowneePointz: so I went to say my body wasn’t in scream mode for longer than 6 weeks back when I was working out, but then I went and calculated I was doing a 3 mile walk a day every day no breaks for 6 months 
 hatboozeparty: I mean, you also need the right color
ThorSokar: no lead paint for Adam
ManWithTheMask13: Adam's scared of losing the mandate to heaven because there are graffiti dongs
 SnackPak_: fair
Dasslothman: I sell paint in the US and it is retail priced at 75 USD and up
 Naesiir: Alternatively, make the dick drawings a feature. Advertise it. Provide markers for the customers to add their art
 ShaneLeeAtk: What about the rollers?
 comrade_cards: good paint is $50-60 USD
 Kramburger: Compromise, paint the walls with soup
 Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun As a paint sales rep, most painters aren't the brightest
 Strebenherz: What does Adam need paint for?
ManWithTheMask13: Brian's also a bigot so
 Going_Medium: Brian painted the mirror.
 ShaneLeeAtk: So true
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 wtf
 BrowneePointz: wait, isn’t Prof named Brian?
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Am I wrong?
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 saucemaster5000: no
 Orestes290: blue
AreWeBadYet: As someone named Brian not sure how to feel
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO ty again, Sauce
 SymphonySolstice: weird blue-grey
 Kramburger: We painted the mirror because Brian was trying to fight himself
 BrowneePointz: yea here in the us I think of Blue-grey
 SnackPak_: I'd go along with that
 BrowneePointz: or just metal unpainted
 NotCainNorAbel: I worked a summer with a person that painted walls so poorly that the floor was better covered
ghyllnox: Brian drawing new dicks on the mirror
 betweenmyself: make it a “delivery-only” business, put fine print saying your employees can use customers’ bathrooms while delivering the product…  Easy peasy
 hatboozeparty: just write "you're beautiful" where the mirror should be
Fanklok: Sauce was ban evading
  Juliamon: sauce was busy ban-evading
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 ManWithTheMask13: are they well-drawn dicks?
 ManWithTheMask13: what's the quality here
  Sarah_Serinde: I like how Sauce has been talking this whole time from two different accounts 
Vonbane: way to go, Brian
snowewolf: Vanta beige illegal weaponised Colour
GedankenPalast_: Am Ben okay?
satyropodobny: if we make communal dick drawing a staff bonding activity no one will be blamed, just like with ceasar stabbing
 saucemaster5000: yup. I learned my well received lesson
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah, are their veins?
 Makrosian_Tay: Ah, my favorite Barenaked Ladies lyric:  I'm lying in Bed, Bryan's drawing dicks instead 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !uptime
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 Forlorgen: the answer is zero, no one wants to see dics
Vonbane: "thematic"
 NotCainNorAbel: gezz I'm tired
 Kramburger: Why is Ben so far stage right
 SnackPak_: a dick diorama
 tr3ewitch88: I'm willing to bet there's a company out there that does Dick decals.
 Makrosian_Tay: This was a parody btw
  mister_nibbles: this has been a steam train on roller coaster of a first half hour of a stream
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 Going_Medium: Banksy that stall up.
mulligan2six: Turn it into the dickstene chapel in there
 Pheonix888: are you paying someone to draw these now?
 JusticeJuice: Hold a dick drawing contest to bring in customers?
ThorSokar: Yea, we talking big veiny triumphant ones, maybe with a little top hat, or just low-effort garbage?
letsbelgo: Do you also paint the women's room?
 hatboozeparty: give those dicks a hat and its done
 control_rig: Well-rendered
Omnipotrevor: It has to be a pattern across the whole stall.
 dougma: dickbutt?
DrLigmaPhD: Photorealistic dick graffiti will be my first album title
 MacbethSeemsSus: What if there's 5 dicks and one Nixon?
 xantos69: If it is a REALLY well drawn dong I'm gonna leave it forever.
 Makrosian_Tay: OMG don't google that!
 CaptinOfBeez: the real trick is to have a whole alphabet of alts so the boys can ban me no matter what letter is picked
 control_rig: With crosshatching
EvilBadman: That's an invitation
The_Timo: -Where is this going?
Fanklok: Yeah Adam name two nice dicks
 ShaneLeeAtk: Vascular
 RiverGloom: how much is it to get banksy to draw a dick to tie them all together
 ManWithTheMask13: But what if its art, Adam
 Cptasparagus: one of my friends just has their entire bathroom covered in artistic drawings of dicks, is it a problem?
Vonbane: do guys care about this when they are trying to piss?
  mister_nibbles: lots of veins or no veins on a "nice" dick?
 JoeLowe2: just google that Ben
 Kramburger: A former housmate once saw one in person that was triangular
 control_rig: Humans have agreed for thousands upon thousands of years
 korvys: There's a dick on the sistine chapel (Not god's, he's wearing a robe)
 definenull: Just weird tube
 nifleon: Never been into a women’s bathroom myself, but I assume there aren’t vaginas on the stalls, right?
InconsiderateHat: @mister_nibbles Just a few, and relatively symmetrical
Vonbane: like the end credits of Superbad
 saucemaster5000: dicks and vaginas are both funny, because we hide them in public. It's that simple.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Tessellated dicks
 CaptinOfBeez: dont the pyramids have graffiti from the workers making fun of their bosses dicks?
DrLigmaPhD: Ben would hate my shrine to Richard Kind
DMGlol: what's the number of dicks before it becomes too many though
 ContingentCat: well that was something to come to the stream with 
 Makrosian_Tay: The new hit Canadian comedy series: TOO MANY DICKS. How will Richard get out of THIS one?
 Forlorgen: you have protein in your blood that just pops invasive stuff all the time
 ManWithTheMask13: Only museum bathrooms
ThorSokar: At what number of dicks does it become an art installation?
 Orestes290: bucket list added
aphonicscott: Friendly reminder to leave out peanut butter toast for the house hippos
 tezzatipoca: what is the dick threshold?
 tr3ewitch88: The question really is, how many is too many dick drawings in the ladies room?
 Cptasparagus: ben I know of a bathroom that would blow your mind
 RiverGloom: in my opinion, as a women seeing a nice dick is like finding a unicorn
 control_rig: There are dicks drawn on ancient Roman ruins, in paleolithic caves, in giant on hills visible from the sky
 gualdhar: Photorealistic
 ManWithTheMask13: There was a POLL on one stall wall back in undergrad
  Juliamon: vaginas aren't particularly funny, just -ussy things
 xantos69: But Adam would never manage/own a GOOD place to eat.  It would be a SubWay
EvilBadman: "There are too many dicks on the stall, I am vacating this Olive Garden posthaste"
 Kramburger: It's one of those edgy alt restaurants
Vonbane: "Adam's Ribs" BBQ joint
InconsiderateHat: @DMGlol That was the question that started this conversation
 tezzatipoca: in a 5* restaurant reubenesque dick
 Going_Medium: When it gets over 100 it definitely starts feeling like art.  The bubblegum alley of bathroom dicks.
The_Timo: finely crafted
 saucemaster5000: artisanal diques
 comrade_cards: finely crafted
 korvys: Well rendered dicks
 Makrosian_Tay: Somebody PLEASE add that to the quote database! I beg of you!
 TheMerricat: what if they add veins?
noSmokeFire: faberge dicks
DrLigmaPhD: They're photorealistic but arranged  as a loss meme
 gualdhar: What if the restaurant has a dick collage
 Forlorgen: but do you want to be the owner of the dick building?
 NotCainNorAbel: still doesn't feel clean
 CaptinOfBeez: vaginas are harder to draw in such funny fashion like dicks are
 JoeLowe2: I judge the cleanliness of a bathroom by the amount of urine I have to stand in to take a pee.
 Kramburger: Glaze away
The_Timo: encouraging people to take a dick in your bathroom?
 tezzatipoca: what about the bean except a dick?
EvilBadman: Just an art bukkake of dicks
 control_rig: Oh! Catherine the Great had golden dicks embellished into her furniture!
satyropodobny: coral reef of dicks just swaying with the sea current
 RiverGloom: that
 ShaneLeeAtk: Called it
 saucemaster5000: bank is IN HIS NAME
 electric_claire: photorealistic banksy dick
 xantos69: For enough money everyone is up for hire.
 BrowneePointz: we need Dick Banksy. aka Wanksy
 CaptinOfBeez: play is it cake?
 ManWithTheMask13: What's the restaurant's name them
 ManWithTheMask13: is it a dick pun
 Kramburger: Honestly they might
 control_rig: His stuff sells for millions
 korvys: Is it more than a can of paint?
TomatoKigu: Sounds more like a job for Wanksy, who's known for fixing pot holes with his art.
 tezzatipoca: millions for sure
noSmokeFire: michelin star meal where you draw dicks with the sauce
Vonbane: I'll do it for $5
EvilBadman: He doesn't do a capitalism
 BrowneePointz: people steal his stuff and sell it for millions
 tr3ewitch88: " take a dick add a dick" just realized what ben said 😳 🤣🤣🤣
 electric_claire: I'll draw you a dick for half that price, Adam.
 BrowneePointz: Banksy doesn’t usually sell his stuff himself
Loa_Ayizan: Just need the stencil
 Makrosian_Tay: So, you want a...bespoke dick? WUT
 RiverGloom: yea just one to tie the rest of the dicks together
Fanklok: Hey Graham, how long does a conversation about dicks on a stream have to be before it's too long for you
 Kramburger: You gotta throw the first dick
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 saucemaster5000: and they'll get stolen
 BrowneePointz: Adam they will just steal the stall wall and sell it if Banksy painted on it
 korvys: Yeah, but everyone is going to wash their hands after anyway
 ShaneLeeAtk: That is what the attendant is for
 Orestes290: Not sure if you'd grab the out of towners with 'Dick Bathroom'
 Naesiir: I propose you name the restaurant "Art Dicko"
thesurfaceofthemoon: Has anyone considered just getting these two a 'just chatting' stream?
7gorobei: so vandals that were drawing the dicks before will just cover up the banksy dick with a clean coat
 Going_Medium: I think you leave them soaking in that blue stuff from the barber shop.
ghyllnox: There's something you need to know about public bathrooms Ben
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 ManWithTheMask13: someone's fucking pooping a log out while you're making art
 control_rig: @Naesiir That was AMAZING
 Kramburger: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:52.
 BrowneePointz: call that Sh-Art
 Loa_Ayizan: Had to choose this bit to resub in
Fanklok: Everyone is a very very long stretch
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 why are you both in same stall, artist and shitter
 tr3ewitch88: This is why I carry Hanson's hazard everywhere. I go.
DarthRagnar815: I wonder if this plan would work for a certain sporting goods store?
 ghizmou: a real dirt bathroom doesn't have soa
  Juliamon: people are gonna not wash their hands and you fucking know it, people are filthy
 ghizmou: p*
 TheMerricat: I think a lot of people overestimate how often folk wash their hands....
 korvys: The marker isn't going to be less dirty, but it's immediately going to not matter
 control_rig: "Art Dicko" is so good oh my God
 tr3ewitch88: Hand sanitizer.*
 rxpalindrome: do it like 3d glasses, hand them out when they come in, have a bin to collect and clean them
 ShaneLeeAtk: A literal miasma
 Orestes290: hide your toothbrushes
 ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 competitive stalls, the canvas and the toilet. the first to leave loses
 gualdhar: I have a special gas mask i carry with me for bathrooms
 SnackPak_: my wrestling name
 TheMerricat: Art Dicko - A Dick Tracy Gangster.
  Juliamon: (I hope people are quietly clipping all of this)
 Kramburger: Ben can't smell the poop because smoking destroyed his sense of smell
 MacbethSeemsSus: Just don't poop, avoids the issue
 CaptinOfBeez: dick neuvo
 BrowneePointz: it used to be Ricardo but he remarried
  Juliamon: Jordynne's gonna have a *time*
 Loa_Ayizan: we appreciate a journey
 RiverGloom: to be fair this whole bit sounds like it could be a QWRPLine bit
ThorSokar: Art Dicko trys to draw but *everything* just comes out as a dick, no matter how much he tries
 SquareDotCube: Art Dicko on Art Deco
 control_rig: Oh RIGHT you guys actually play games too!
  Juliamon: !sale
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 Mr_Horrible: SAIL
 Mr_Horrible: *cat flying*
 niccus: art dicko has a monthly show on f"ut
 hieroglyphica: I saw and have ALREADY purchased something!
 tr3ewitch88: Oooh a sail 😁
 GasCityGaming: old DB dbloons on there too!
 hatboozeparty: A Matt?
 CaptinOfBeez: wait we can buy matt?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Which Matt do we get?
 SnackPak_: there's DB stuff, too
  Juliamon: mugs are sold out again
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I'll be honest, I would but I never really bothered to learn how to clip stuff on twitch, middle aged luddite, I just type stuff
DarthRagnar815: A what now?
 RiverGloom: are the Sails on sale
 NorthstarTex: what about Laser Disc!
 itira: LOL
EvilBadman: There's TONS of Desert Bus stuff
 ManWithTheMask13: I still have my tshirt from 7 years ago, time to cop a new one?
 Mr_Horrible: They're gonna make Ben eat all the surplus DVDs
 Sheikun07: I think I already own all the DVDs available.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: buy disc!!
DMGlol: do people even own dvd players 
 BrowneePointz: I do
Fanklok: Sell all the DVDs to Hosk
 QuixoticScrivener: Are you telling Beej to throw out the DVDs?
 RiverGloom: im going to buy a dvd right now
 NorthstarTex: I buy dvds
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam's true
 itira: hahaha
 CaptinOfBeez: guess i gotta buy dvds now to make adam look like an idiot
 shendaras: What if you drew a dick on the DVDs?
  mister_nibbles: the death of physical media makes me sad
 ManWithTheMask13: Morgan freeman true gif
 CrowDaddy1: I only buy Betamax
 Mr_Horrible: but I must adorn my shelves, Adam
InconsiderateHat: Congrats to the people that didn't just order the stuff they wanted two weeks before this sale XD
 RiverGloom: just to spite Adam
 xantos69: If you had a DVD set that was ALL the sketches I would buy literally all of them right now.  But nobody who wants physical media will ever settle for an incomplete set.
 saucemaster5000: dick v dicks
PhanTom_lt: do you have any CDs?
 Musicsquid: I like dvds…
 SidewinderSky: I bought one of the DVDs less than an hour ago!
satyropodobny: physical media is going to be big after nukes fall
 SymphonySolstice: give them to me so I can turn them into coasters
 ManWithTheMask13: GET THIS MAN A TRUE
  Sarah_Serinde: You heard Adam, chat: prove him wrong, buy the DVDs 
 quigonginnjuice: I bought a dvd earlier today...
 BrowneePointz: have you seen the destruction of media streaming is causing? give me all the fucking dvds brother
 betweenmyself: maybe if ya scrawl some dicks on the DVDs with sharpies… 
oberon939: Now I wanna buy one
ThorSokar: put it in a PS2 and watch it
 tr3ewitch88: Gen alpha doesn't even know what DVD's are.
 ManWithTheMask13: Feel that? That's true
 lamina5432: if only i wasn't broke i'd buy one
Jmonkey49: It's true all the money is in Japanese Laserdisc.
 The_Color_Twelve: I mean I own a dvd player but I also own a beta and laser disk system so I'm an odd one
The_Timo: I'd buy it if it was on VHS
w1gum: throw em around like ninja stars
 Sheikun07: I got a bunch of shirts
TomatoKigu: But does the hoodie picket fit a DVD?
Fanklok: There's a physical media museum/store in i think Washington state
 Mr_Horrible: you apparently got his bones from the church where they were interred
  Juliamon: can't afford Desert Bus merch in November? Get it NOW!
 Forlorgen: send your precious bones to adam
 BrowneePointz: look, WB just completely deleted Looney Tunes off their streaming platform. BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA
 Mr_Horrible: that's just the plot of Immaculate, Ben
 CrowDaddy1: Can I get reel to reel film?
 shendaras: @BrowneePointz what
EvilBadman: @juliamon Yes!
DrLigmaPhD: With a little Kiss obviously
 BrowneePointz: @shendaras I didn’t stutter
 Mr_Horrible: "Which part's the dick?!"
 itira: you can download the instructions PDF
 Musicsquid: sorry Adam part 105 was used in a dick murks by banksy
 Kramburger: Start with the edges
  mister_nibbles: how many pieces of prince's dick do you need to see before you paint a bathroom
 Musicsquid: dick mural*
 MacbethSeemsSus: You get every piece except the one that knows Purple Rain
Fanklok: You mean Duplo?
 BrowneePointz: WB *removed every bit of Looney Tunes* off Max @shendaras
EvilBadman: The pieces of the artist formerly known as, but now again known as Prince
 Mr_Horrible: they're gen 1 switch cartridges
ThorSokar: 1/4 of a chromosome in each cube this is a grow-your-own deal
mulligan2six: It could be anything. It could even be a DVD!
 ManWithTheMask13: I don't own physical items
The_Timo: nope
DMGlol: just buy a ps3
 SnackPak_: I don't
 electra310: We are kind of old around here
 NotCainNorAbel: yep, I got a blueray player
 SymphonySolstice: I still have a VCR bro
Vonbane: i don't
 CaptinOfBeez: PC
ghyllnox: Technically my parents have a player
 Kramburger: Eeeeeeh
 UnkeptFlea: are there any LRR DVD players available to buy?
 Makrosian_Tay: Anything that plays a Blu Ray plays a dvd don't it?
  mister_nibbles: gatorwine
johnnylongtorso: the only optical drive I have is the CD player in my car
 JessieImproved: I have an external DVD drive gathering dust
Jmonkey49: @makrosian_tay yes
johnnylongtorso: which I have no idea if it even works as I've never used it
 DarknessKingCoH: PS2?
 saucemaster5000: (Ben has met the quota for saying xbox this stream has made $1000)
 ManWithTheMask13: I didn't own a Wii U
 Going_Medium: Who sniped my Kickstarter shirt!  It was in the cart and everything...
 GasCityGaming: my roommate bought 3, they were mispriced for 99.99 at Target
ThorSokar: WE GOT 'EM
 Forlorgen: SNES?
astralphase: ps2 
Jmonkey49: Wii can be a dvd with soft modding
 BusTed: A friend with a DVD ripper?
 Mr_Horrible: but it had the smash bros with Donkey Kong's highest power ranking, therefore it was God's True Console
GedankenPalast_: I never had any console. Only PC with emulators.
 The_Color_Twelve: I still have my 64, cube, wii, and wii U
 ContingentCat: Then you can go to the library and rip it
 betweenmyself: Wii U primarily known for *not* being owned by people
 control_rig: Who has a Disc tray on their PC these days?
Vonbane: you can rent a DVD player from Blockbuster
 The_Color_Twelve: I don't throw out systems
 QuixoticScrivener: To answer an earlier question, a human is around 4,000 cubic inches. We could collect the artist formerly known as Prince in 4,000 pieces.
 Mr_Horrible: this is how we find out Adam is a Luddite
 ButButTheJesus: never had a standalone dvd player
 BrowneePointz: Adam over here helping cause the death of physical media damn! someone buy that man a Dreamcast
DrLigmaPhD: Last game I ever played on my PS2 was the Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer
TomatoKigu: Season 1 is a banger.
Critterbot: Uhm, so I was told there was gonna be a video game? So far this stream has been a mislabelled Just Chatting stream.
 saucemaster5000: We call Adam The VHSpunisher
 SnackPak_: hurtful
EvilBadman: Adam is just SUPER into LaserDisc
 RiverGloom: the DVDestroyer
 BrowneePointz: @critterbot welcome to let’s nope
EvilBadman: Fuck yeah lol
  mister_nibbles: @Critterbot its the last of us tonight
 Mr_Horrible: he's planted firebombs in Limited Run Games's server room (in minecraft)(parody)
 QuixoticScrivener: I was hoping HD DVD would win, but it went bull Beta.
ThorSokar: Laser Disk is the only way to watch OG Star Wars
NimrodXIV: I own 1 laserdisc only because it's my favorite movie
NimrodXIV: no player tho
Mai_Andra: I still have a minidisc player...
satyropodobny: Laserdisk was the superior format everybody knows that
 Mr_Horrible: Ben why would you buy a migraine on FB marketplace?
 saucemaster5000: I was SO excited for virtualboy...
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm still waiting to see John Wick kill someone with a laser disk, but I guess modern cinema is not ready for that 
 xantos69: Tell Beej he can be happy now.  I put put in an order for the DBLoons and a Tugger Nuts pin.
 SnackPak_: it'd look pretty good on the set
slamaham: instant headache
 MacbethSeemsSus: Virtua boy tempura
  Sarah_Serinde: oh my brother bought and fixed up a virtual boy, it was neat
 BrowneePointz: Adam is too strong for Betamax. he’s gotta Sigmamax(I felt dirty typing that)
  mister_nibbles: ian can mod the virtual boy to play dvds for adam
 definenull: Money plz
johnnylongtorso: @satyropodobny gotta flip the disc over after an hour, built-in intermission
 QuixoticScrivener: 3d printing is probably the easier way to make a virtual boy occulus
 tr3ewitch88: No, you just hand it to Ian and see what happens.
 Mr_Horrible: the virtual boy was a very cool concept, with technology not quite there yet
 ButButTheJesus: no bidet?!
Fanklok: So north American of you to fear a bidet
 QuixoticScrivener: secret dicks in the secret bathroom
satyropodobny: @johnnylongtorso twice the storage space!
 DarknessKingCoH: I do love the dig at xbox from MGS4 joking about having to switch disks.
 itira: seecret poops
aClonedPickle: dick-a-day advent bathroom
 hieroglyphica: No one wants to use the "known" bathroom
 definenull: Uninterrupted thinking time
 RiverGloom: yeah ask graham this question after you draw like 2 dicsk in the office
 hieroglyphica: Yeah I can see the flicker, not into it
EvilBadman: Secret bathroom superior
letsbelgo: dark showers
ghyllnox: Spoopy oopy
ghyllnox: *Spoopy poopy
 BrowneePointz: Adam hiding his bathroom sins from everyone and the light of God
 Mr_Horrible: "3 more than however many are there right now"
noSmokeFire: dickroy was here
Vonbane: "Where's Dildo"
DrLigmaPhD: We're going on a dick hunt...
 tr3ewitch88: But then what's gonna happen when you guys move moonbases again?
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EvilBadman: No you gotta ask him "how long is too long for a dick hypothetical"
 tezzatipoca: dicktory?
 ManWithTheMask13: We need Detective DICK Tracy for this case
 RiverGloom: or when this makes the highlights
frank_the_great: 
ThorSokar: "How many did you FIND!?"
EvilBadman: James literally owns a work shirt with Dick on it
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm not admitting fault, mind you"
 tezzatipoca: 
 Mr_Horrible: the Home De Pot
 Mr_Horrible: where you buy doobies
satyropodobny: first lrr spartacus moment
 calculated_uncertainties: What about princess auto?
 BrowneePointz: no K Rona was in 2020
 ManWithTheMask13: What if I rate a 3
 BrowneePointz: I do
johnnylongtorso: "paint did not taste good. 1/5"
ThorSokar: I would wager the majority of the reviews there are fake
 JessieImproved: The 2-4 star reviews are the ones you want to read
 Makrosian_Tay: I mean, that's because no bosses will performance review you based on anything that ISNT a 1 or a 5
 Muddy_Thunder: It's how well the paint covers the substrate
  Juliamon: It's how many coats you need
 xantos69: "Not to brag, but I used this paint real good."
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think it's a 7
 betweenmyself: not a great deal of reviews from the averagely-whelmed
 electra310: I rate things 2 or 4 all the time. Not 3 though. Make an assessment, for pity's sake
 Going_Medium: As someone who has had to do 4 caots, coverage is important.
 gamercat88: i was impressed with the pixels
 tr3ewitch88: @xantos69 🤣🤣🤣
 ManWithTheMask13: I was really drunk and fell asleep halfway through
 Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun A paint that covers well will require fewer coats
 RiverGloom: i think when covering dicks coverage is important
 Mr_Horrible: Jerold of Riveria
 electra310: Brawndon is who plants crave
 ZombieHendrix: my son's name is also Bort
 Makrosian_Tay: That's deffo a James Bond parody movie. Games Band, now starring Pierce Brondon
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Brondon, third of his name
 ManWithTheMask13: caught emoji
 control_rig: Joey Joey Junior Shabadoo
 Kentosaurus: my son is also named brondon
Mai_Andra: it's going to be funny when it takes 2 weeks to get through a 2.5 hr DLC...
 Mr_Horrible: "This was a set up, you're done" 
  mister_nibbles: heres how to name a kid: go to starbucks and order a drink under that name and if the barista doenst mess it up and you arent embarrassed to get the drink than its ok
 hatboozeparty: hard doubt
frank_the_great: I'm so glad I got an old person name and not a unique weird spelling name
 raulghoulia: should take a break before starting
 hb8u: oh got here just in time
johnnylongtorso: @control_rig that's the worst name I've ever heard
Fanklok: Damn we almost made to to the full 60
frank_the_great: !updog
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 Makrosian_Tay: @mr_horrible I do love that joke. Are you secretly a sapling too, fam?
DMGlol: is this going to spoil the show 
 tr3ewitch88: We're gonna find out why Ellie can't do all the things that Ellie can't do.🤣
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 Orestes290: @raulghoulia lol
ThorSokar: 
  Juliamon: souns like prediction time
 ManWithTheMask13: 10%er right there
frank_the_great: Consider waiting 5 more minutes for the hour
 gamercat88: seaweed snacks
 SnackPak_: snacks are serious
 Mr_Horrible: I mean this extremely lovingly, but you boys are not capable of doing that from the hours of 5 to 8 pm pacific on Tuesdays
 SymphonySolstice: @mister_nibbles my cousin had a baby a couple weeks ago and named her Deileigh. I weep for her future starbucks orders
 ManWithTheMask13: If Adam skipped all of the cutscenes, it could happen
Critterbot: Finally...
johnnylongtorso: previously on The Last of Us
 Diabore: that looked ouchies
Fanklok: No Ben you're going to get distracted and run around in circles while you talk about dicks
 Mr_Horrible: no, locking in
 Manitu_25: super cerial
 Mr_Horrible: you're doing an excellent job
 ManWithTheMask13: what's the mystery box prediction
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm betting it ALL
frank_the_great: 100k on being a believer
 Makrosian_Tay: I've got nothing, but I'm betting it ALL
 ManWithTheMask13: I take gambling very seriously
 tr3ewitch88: OKI won't lie it took me too long to figure out what Ben was eating.
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Fanklok: 250k big ones on lmao no
Omnipotrevor: Is not being serious a comedian taking their job seriously?
 raulghoulia: joel dying chips crunching in background
 Mr_Horrible: I won't even be here or the end of this stream but I'm voting mystery box with my dollars
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 ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible  🤝
JoeKim: this is the WORST kind of joke in this world
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 RiverGloom: its too hard to take seriously when all i hear is Gwen Tennyson
 Orestes290: Post-pre-forshadowing
JoeKim: omg ben are you eating sea weed like a chip
  SmithKurosaki: Enjoy my points whoever wins - I voted to redisistribute my wealth 
 Mr_Horrible: "Wanna see my vacation slides?"
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 ManWithTheMask13: Where are my Mystery Box truthers
JoeKim: WITH RICE
  SmithKurosaki: @JoeKim I mean, Nori's pretty good
 electra310: Those seaweed snacks are legit
 hieroglyphica: I like my seaweed as a sprinkle
  Juliamon: they make seaweed crispy snacks Joe
Fanklok: Cover the bad mic in dicks so it had to get replaced
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 For real
JoeKim: YES
JoeKim: it's not a cracker
EvilBadman: JoeKim you know this exists as fucking thing
Vonbane: you're both gonna have to draw one and let chat vote on who's the better dick artist 
 itira: 
JoeKim: i came back from that boat a week ago
 electra310: They're thinner than seaweed nori, and more seasoning. Really good
 Mr_Horrible: no, *I* look like a cracker
 hieroglyphica: Welcome back!
 Mr_Horrible: damn, beat me to it
 hatboozeparty: How does it taste?
JoeKim: why are y'all doubting the korean here
 Cavemanhar: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: good oki, Streamer
 ManWithTheMask13: Famous MvC3 icon, C Racker?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 chisidragon: In soup?
 tr3ewitch88: My daughter eats them like crackers and I eat them like crackers. It's fine.
 electra310: I always eat them like crackers
 itira: no dont eat that LOL
EvilBadman: Put it in the microwave
 AnjaZeta: You're a grownup Ben, eat your seaweed however you want
 TwitchingPokki: do eat, not inside
JoeKim: its the equivalent of eating like a slice of bread
JoeKim: but JUST bread
 hieroglyphica: I mean, my partner eats bread slices like crackers and I'm not shaming him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  Juliamon: my dad *does* just eat slices of bread
 dumbo3k: @JoeKim I do that all the time
 itira: you use it for picking stuff up like a tortilla chip
 tr3ewitch88: @joekim What's wrong with eating just bread?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the type of break
Fanklok: What's wrong with raw dogging bread?
Omnipotrevor: I used to eat bread slices alone as a kid.
 ManWithTheMask13: James Chen used to just eat ketchup on a plate
 CaptinOfBeez: bread is good man
 hatboozeparty: Whats wrong with eating bread?
JoeKim: ya'll need lessons in nutrition
JoeKim: lmaooo
EvilBadman: I think "snacking" multiple slices of bread is a order of magnitude larger
 Orestes290: bread good. seaweed good
Omnipotrevor: I'd squeeze a slice of white bread into a cube, then munch it down
 hieroglyphica: I sometimes just eat the end of an uncut loaf and then guiltily cut it like I hadn't just done that
JoeKim: new season of invincible was solid
Blakemcm: invincible is peak
 saucemaster5000: YOOOO what did I tell you? Seaon 3 RULED!
 saucemaster5000: alright now
 itira: uh ohhh
 ManWithTheMask13: damn
kimmibeans: It's a dramedy about psychiatrists
 Dog_of_Myth: uh oh
 SymphonySolstice: seaon
JoeKim: season 2's pacing was weird when it was releasing
 ManWithTheMask13: I watched s1 and was fine with that
JoeKim: it's fine in a binge
 Frankenstain: I just watched the first episode of Shrinking before coming here
frank_the_great: I love Invincible. I loved the comics before there was a show too - even bought some original art of a page from the artist
satyropodobny: THE BOX THE BOX
JoeKim: it's super worth it
JoeKim: highly recommend
Omnipotrevor: Well, this is cutting between her with Joel and her in the past
 FarleyF: ah invincible - hell yeah just like the Boys the show did the comics justice
  Juliamon: It's the past, but also how she helped Joel after the rebar incident
 hieroglyphica: Unfortunately yes
JoeKim: honestly at this point of the apocalypse, if there are any pharmacies with anything left it'll be a miracle
The_Timo: me and a few pals are claiming a costco as a fortress lol
 hieroglyphica: I would probably hit a vet's office next?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No you would last longer than me who requires intensive constant medications
 Makrosian_Tay: I'd split up. I'd go to the hardware store, and my partner would go to the pharmacy
JoeKim: vets office is the real secret tech
frank_the_great: @FarleyF I'm the rare The Boys comic enjoyer. There's dozens of us
 Kramburger: Adam's a thinker
EvilBadman: @the_timo you and everyone else
 rosesmcgee: but those first aid kits are for my booboos
 ManWithTheMask13: I'd hit up SF6 ranked
satyropodobny: @FarleyF just like the boys the show is way better than the comics
  SmithKurosaki: @The_Timo Speaking from second hand experience - They can tank a tornado
 hieroglyphica: My vet compounds a shocking variety and intensity of meds
 gualdhar: imagine trying to hide from zombies when you have hayfever
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Depends on how dedicated you are, I would go to a pediatrician first because vets have better locks
 electra310: I remember during Covid, we found toilet paper and water at the office supply store.
 ManWithTheMask13: see whose up for a ft10 on Pao Pao Cafe
The_Timo: @EvilBadman nah they're lootin... We're shutting the doors, no in or out
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 QuixoticScrivener: Zom 100, shark suit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trying to hide from zombies when most of my joints crunch or crack when I move
 Makrosian_Tay: The REAL secret tech is to cone the zombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: or an air filtration shield
 gamercat88: or you wear a garlic cone
 rosesmcgee: Anyone ever watch Fido?
Fanklok: I think killing the zombie would be easier than getting a cone on
 ManWithTheMask13: My cat hated his cone
 ManWithTheMask13: He looked so pissed off
  Juliamon: Adam is the vampire expert here
 ManWithTheMask13: Oh shush, Adam
 Kidror: Jacob says so, and he knows everything about vampires
lochnessseammonster: what up gamers 
 tr3ewitch88: Tungsten cones?
Fanklok: Adam an experienced vampire
 Kidror: Which isn't suspicious at all
 DrAegirinePyrope: Bad zombie, no biting! Cone of Shame for you
 dumbo3k: Garlic does work on Vampires, if the Vampire believes it does
 RatherLargeToad: then you aren’t using enough garlic
 Manitu_25: just makes you tastier thats the trick
 ghizmou: you know that s just fiction
 gamercat88: fire cone
 Kramburger: Jacob will be so proud
 ManWithTheMask13: I said what I said
 hieroglyphica: My dog has a very... contiguous neck. The division between head and shoulders is a gradual slope, and every cone on the planet slides right off
lochnessseammonster: fire bad
 RatherLargeToad: I’d imagine enough garlic would work on anyone
ghyllnox: Camarilla is literally Big Vamp
Fanklok: Hey Adam, what's an anti-diluvian
TomatoKigu: Arguably most things are vulnerable to a wooden steak to the heart.
 QuixoticScrivener: I always thought it was strong scented plants in general. I imagine a vampire exploding after walking into an Indian restaurant.
 tr3ewitch88: @gamercat88 🤣
 rosesmcgee: Fire bad? Fire bad
frank_the_great: I fear a wooden stake through my heart might kill me too
 ManWithTheMask13: Vampires hate Fightcade sets the most
teeyeezey: Also a stake to the chest is pretty effective against most humans
 hieroglyphica: "before the flood"
Omnipotrevor: Most anything that can kill a vampire can kill anything else too.
 FarleyF: A Balrog would Survive
 BrowneePointz: before the flood
 BrowneePointz: Flood
 Orestes290: The first vamp was American and thought garlic was too spicy. Common misconception
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Phoeonix would survive
 BrowneePointz: the first children of Cain
EvilBadman: I would simply not invite the vampires into my 
frank_the_great: Ben, they said please
noSmokeFire: my auntie Deluvian bakes cookies
 FarleyF: and the Antideluvians are the Vampire that are 1 or 2 generations from Cain long may he reign
 TheMerricat: ""Antediluvian" refers to something that existed or is from the period before the Biblical Flood, or, more generally, something that is very old or old-fashioned. "
 korvys: If anything, Vampires are slightly more resistant to stakes, just not as much as other stuff
 ManWithTheMask13: @noSmokeFire she single?
Omnipotrevor: Adam would be bigfoot
 QuixoticScrivener: You can't prove that I'm not a changeling.
 ManWithTheMask13: Werecat
 Makrosian_Tay: That was the plot of an episode of Buffy the Vanpire slayer back in the day. In the middle of a battle she stakes someone she THINKS is a vampire but is actually a human. Understandably, ruined
frank_the_great: I get werewolf vibes
lochnessseammonster: the loch ness monster
lochnessseammonster: sweet
 hieroglyphica: I works absolutely have been cast our ass a changeling in the past
EvilBadman: The umbrella yokai
 betweenmyself: Adam would be a giraffe with a vague Eastern-European accent
satyropodobny: the millenial fantasy of owning a house.
 Kramburger: Adam's a warewolf
lochnessseammonster: samsies
 Kaaannaaa: you make my heart sing
 hieroglyphica: Sorry gah, baking a cake over here
 BrowneePointz: ooo Adam wants to be a Uncle Hag
 ManWithTheMask13: @lochnessseammonster *checks name* "Y'know Idon't know what else I expected"
 betweenmyself: spooky 
Fanklok: Adam is a whywolf
DrLigmaPhD: I feel like Adam could just be a Dorian Grey type
 raulghoulia: adam is a wendigo
 xantos69: I literally have a sun allergy.  So yea, vampire for me.
 hieroglyphica: I always hate that sounds
lochnessseammonster: @ManWithTheMask13 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Naw, he's a wendidon't
 Manitu_25: chupacabra ftw
frank_the_great: I'd be a friendly ghost
 korvys: How do you feel about goats?
lochnessseammonster: really i wanna be a mermaid
 betweenmyself: Yeti 
 empyreon: a yeti, you say? 
lochnessseammonster: 
EvilBadman: Adam as a wendigo tracks, he sensed his own in until dawn
 BrowneePointz: I don’t think most of us are gonna be a First Nations evil spirit you’re not supposed to use the name of
 brutusq13: Flatwoods monster
Fanklok: I don't think Adam would eat a person, wendigos are made when you do cannibalism
 QuixoticScrivener: are cryptids supernatural monsters
 ManWithTheMask13: THE goat?
 korvys: Well Chupacabra are known to suck goats
 QuixoticScrivener: I argue they are real
 gamercat88: mothlady
DrLigmaPhD: Remember when netxlix made "Chupa" which is just the imperative "Suck"?
 tr3ewitch88: I'd want to be a leshy
JoeKim: i mean. they kinda live twice
 ManWithTheMask13: I'd try it at least once
JoeKim: in this one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goats are a hell of a thing, the whole caprine family is wild
 hieroglyphica: I haven't been done wrong enough to be most monsters. Except maybe by birth and defect, which again puts me back at changeling
MWGNZ: chupathingy? what about a puma?
 ManWithTheMask13: A little cannibalism for fun
 BrowneePointz: chupacabra literally mean goat sucker
EvilBadman: Only ethical consumption of humans
JoeKim: man. those really get my goat
 TwitchingPokki: whats that vampire that leaves its head body behind and flies around at night as a detached head, that's a good one
satyropodobny: it's not cannibalism if  you wear a fursuit
 BrowneePointz: chupar- to suck cabra- goat
 hieroglyphica: If I could be a chimera I would
  Juliamon: chupachups are suckysucks
 brutusq13: There was a guy that had his amputated and professionally cooked for him and his friends
 QuixoticScrivener: Everyone who believes in transubstantiation is a proud cannibal. It's a large club.
 ManWithTheMask13: Wait, can I be a cursed amulet?
 ManWithTheMask13: Like nothing else, just the amulet
JoeKim: yeah. you're going back and forth from winter game 1 and the past
EvilBadman: Wait change my answer to chalupa supreme
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener Very considering it goes beyond just Catholics to most orthodox sects as well
DrLigmaPhD: If you're doing greek monsters why not a hundred-handed one?
 BrowneePointz: Hekatonkheires
 korvys: That's a lot of dicks you could draw
 GasCityGaming: what if 101 things attack?>
MWGNZ: think of the button mashing you could do with 100 hands
 SymphonySolstice: Helatonkereez nutz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the Hundred Eyed One
 ManWithTheMask13: Imagine all of the fighting games you could play
 QuixoticScrivener: think of the profit from HJs.
The_Timo: @GasCityGaming Headbutt
 BrowneePointz: yes 50 heads and 100hands
 hatboozeparty: You could break soo many fingers
 gamercat88: do the hands come with arms too?
DrLigmaPhD: I would be soooo good at hamboning
 ManWithTheMask13: Undefeated RPS champion of all time
JoeKim: its a duelist
noSmokeFire: korean Rps uses both hands
JoeKim: and a second
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gamercat88 Depends on the depiction, but often there are no eyes
frank_the_great: I simply need to find someone with one hand now
EvilBadman: You would have the sickest ska dance
JoeKim: @noSmokeFire ??????
 BusTed: Finish the set
 gamercat88: @Thefluffiestguineapig ahh cool
 brutusq13: You'd rock climb so well
 gamercat88: tutu
MWGNZ: best tutu?
noSmokeFire: @JoeKim The shooter drops one variant?
 ManWithTheMask13: best of toot
 ButButTheJesus: bestie to
 BrowneePointz: Hekatonkheires can see, it’s why they are the jailers of Tartarus
JoeKim: @noSmokeFire ohhhhhhh. i feel like that's less common.
EvilBadman: You do the predator handshake
JoeKim: i thought you were talking about muk-ji-bah
 BrowneePointz: 50 heads and 100 arms and sides with the Gods against their Titanic brethren
noSmokeFire: @JoeKim Nah, this keyboard sucks so I tried to keep it short
DrLigmaPhD: Oh yeah it would also come with 50 heads
 tr3ewitch88: I'm so confused right now 😅🤣
 Orestes290: Just knock out each hand
 Orestes290: best of 3
 QuixoticScrivener: Prometheus did nothing wrong.
 ContingentCat: Imagine how long it would take to put on your gloves with 100 hands
The_Timo: Well if I'm 0 and 1 what if I just refuse to play the 2nd?
lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePointz: but yea Hekatonkheires has 50 heads as well just an fyi Adam
satyropodobny: retired champion
 ManWithTheMask13: I am so confused
DrLigmaPhD: @QuixoticScrivener Luigi*
 ManWithTheMask13: ONE-AND-DONER???
 ShaneLeeAtk: That honor system
Omnipotrevor: "in the jungle you must wait until the hands reach 5 or 8"
Vonbane: hardcore mode
 Manitu_25: in Noita he wasn't lmao
 QuixoticScrivener: @DrLigmaPhD zwei Dinge können wahr sein
 FarleyF: quitting after one game of RPS - who are we James Turner
 gamercat88: better make it count
 tr3ewitch88:    
EvilBadman: Is this handsies, in the naming style of footsies?
  James_LRR: hey
  James_LRR: that's me
 Kramburger: Adam famously never runs it back ever
 ContingentCat: speak of the devil
lochnessseammonster: retire champion
EvilBadman: Time to shoot a random J name
 QuixoticScrivener: Hi James!
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam beat me once and has been dodging me since
JoeKim: depending on the timeline. he's not the sorcerer supreme
 FarleyF: you should copyright your reputation James
  James_LRR: mostly hand stuff
frank_the_great: Won rock paper scissors
 CaptinOfBeez: he won and retired champ
JoeKim: current marvel, doctor doom is
  Juliamon: hey James you have a minute left to bet whether Ben lied to you
 BrowneePointz: on the one hand James has no gambling urge and that’s awesome, on the other hand, that makes him a coward 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: James has been coming to the Nope chats a lot recently
7gorobei: james brings in the lemon bars to the council meetings
DrLigmaPhD: @QuixoticScrivener Actaully that reminds me to find a Cyclops was right shirt
 tr3ewitch88: 
Fanklok: Ben you were 12
satyropodobny: the council is just men with goatees
frank_the_great: Wine
 FarleyF: i wonder how many channel points the LRR crew has
 Diabore: whiskey?
MWGNZ: malort 
 ManWithTheMask13: pass the whiskey
 BrowneePointz: it’s a bottle of piss
DrLigmaPhD: @Diabore In that bottle?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Malort
  James_LRR: I'm fine with this
The_Timo: probably moonshine at this point in the apocalypse
Vonbane: the Mizzler
lochnessseammonster: 
DrLigmaPhD: Mizz God
Omnipotrevor: Just a bottle of vineger
 Mr_Horrible: Mizzle will never be Minmo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ashley by proxy is a lot of things
 BrowneePointz: stick out our Gyatt for the Mizzler
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EvilBadman: Az and I just played and we are forever 1-1, so the system works
 Going_Medium: Ben, maybe you can challenge to a duel for a spot on the council.
 Kramburger: James is the Herald of Ashley
 Diabore: @DrLigmaPhD are there whiskey specific bottles? i dont drink
EvilBadman: @kramburger No, Toto is
 GasCityGaming: 2 different councils
 FarleyF: but do you have to touch the thirteen sided black pillar before you challenge a council member
DrLigmaPhD: @Diabore Not specific specific but that looked faaaar too beer-y for whiskey brandingg
 tr3ewitch88: Actually, Adam. I think you can ask every girl. You know about period stuff, but only once.
 ManWithTheMask13: Joestar birthmark
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 itira: LOL
 ShaneLeeAtk: This is a rich narrative
Morrigan9: doctor looks "it's the prophecy!"
hackingducks: 
EvilBadman: Hey if James is still here, how many dicks is cool being drawn on a hypothetical bathroom wall
 ManWithTheMask13: Rock comes out f rame 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Saying it's fine with the pile of rusty metal and no tetanus shots is bad news bears
lochnessseammonster: let's nope nonsense is the best 
 tr3ewitch88: So if Adam's rock, then what's everybody else? More importantly, what would Doctor strange be?
 rosesmcgee: The people with paper are the unlucky ones, also looking like you have tp stuck to you forever
 GasCityGaming: What did you do Tuesday? Listened to two men how to identify the members of the rock paper scissors council you have to look at their butthole tattoo
 Orestes290: The only thing that survives the apocolypse
 ManWithTheMask13: Ben, can we hear your best "Eye of Agamotto"?
 itira: so that means that James beats Adam
The_Timo: blank or lined?
MWGNZ: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't that a sweet tooth mask
 GasCityGaming: oh i have
 FarleyF: and you know the scissors tatoo is with the fingers on either side of the hole
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 Orestes290: TTBB has been adopted
 Kramburger: Seance dog?
Morrigan9: until they kick me out of the family
 Kidror: That's how it works, I learn from your mistakes so I can be funnier
 gamercat88: i mean as already the funniest person i become 5% funnier
lochnessseammonster: sure do 
 Kramburger: I'm already the funniest person my friends and family know
DrLigmaPhD: I love this dejected werewolf on screen
JustBrian___: If I said this shit at work I'd be committed.
 Makrosian_Tay: I'll never be the beloved funnyman at my workplace. I'm universally hated
 ManWithTheMask13: I have been saying that
 gualdhar: no way my family is a bunch of normie prudes
 GasCityGaming: I'm from saskie, used that one before
 ManWithTheMask13: Actually
Fanklok: It's not Spirit of Halloween. It's Spirit Halloween
 SnackPak_: 
 xantos69: Good time for a break I guess
 ManWithTheMask13: Bee's dick is already a part of my diction
ghyllnox: My family says I've become funnier since watching LRR, but I don't use the bits, I think it's the timing
 hatboozeparty: Rawrd xd
vinopinguino: Achooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 tr3ewitch88: RAWR😸
 Mr_Horrible: great plan, what with all the sound-sensitive zombies around
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are clickers around child
 BrowneePointz: RAWR XD owo *eye fingers*
vinopinguino: Looool
 ManWithTheMask13: What if I haven't gotten any funnier
DrLigmaPhD: "You started sucking sooo much less!"
Omnipotrevor: What if that was the tutorial for a new combat mechanic. Roar at the zombies
 saucemaster5000: My mom asked me once "how I learned about adam"
ghyllnox: Thanks Ben
vinopinguino: They started watching family guy around the same time 😉
 LostThePirate: Comedic timing?
 ButButTheJesus: "we were having FUN"
ghyllnox: It occurred to me, but also, they're kids
 itira: check out those prices
 cobthegreat: The other day I was at work and heard you guys and thought my phone was playing a video in pocket but turned out to be a kid in a shopping cart watching let's nope
 ManWithTheMask13: from the Gamehaus?
 TwitchingPokki: it's telling that these are the ones left over
 Orestes290: hee rah
vinopinguino: Lil pumpkin
 Mr_Horrible: "Little Pumpkin" "Little Vampire" "Normal-Sized Fairy"
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 Kramburger: Why's your mum asking about Adam 
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 So baptized?
InconsiderateHat: My grandma made me that little pumpkin costume
 MacbethSeemsSus: One for each arm
 ButButTheJesus: smol pnkn
 hieroglyphica: I was a pumpkin, for my first Halloween at 4 days old
 Mr_Horrible: 27
vinopinguino: Lil pumpkin is also my nickname for Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: Wait, is she a doctor?
 itira: it was me, i was in the cart
 cobthegreat: Probably 10 I don't know they were with their parents
 Diabore: wow, a captain
vinopinguino: Hahaha
johnnylongtorso: Lil Pumpkin is the least tough rapper name ever
 ButButTheJesus: and that lil kid, grew up to be Einstein
 NotCainNorAbel: Captain, that's some respect
 raulghoulia: "siri call captain dickbutt"
 FarleyF: Is Cameron the Surgeon General
 electra310: Man, when I was ten I had to push the cart, I didn't get to ride in it
DrLigmaPhD: He isn't Admiral Dickbbutt yet?
 tr3ewitch88: The brick master
 Stormgod519: good evening!
EvilBadman: 10? In the cart? Walk.
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 SnackPak_: 
 ManWithTheMask13: Go kick rocks
 hieroglyphica: Eh, he didn't ask to be there
 rosesmcgee: Any kid watching this is better off in the cart
Blakemcm: rubber banding riely
 MilkInBags: what's up sillys
 Kidror: Sorry I was only half paying attention, why am I being told to grow up
 ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags who you calling silly
 Stormgod519: Who is Brick and why are they fucking Master?
 MilkInBags: went on a walk with my gf
 CaptinOfBeez: and today was an M day
 itira: 
 MilkInBags: show toilet
 SnackPak_: sucks to suck
 electra310: @Stormgod519 Because it's better than being the master at fucking bricks
  Juliamon: 
 ManWithTheMask13: No one say a damn thing
DrLigmaPhD: @Stormgod519 Sexual dynamics can be reverse of life situations?
 Mazrae:   
lochnessseammonster: must be nice
 FarleyF: is she single
 MilkInBags: ok mr half american
EvilBadman: "my gf" alert
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
lochnessseammonster: 
 tr3ewitch88:  
 korvys: Which half?
 Kidror: Which half?
TjPshine: went on a date with this girl and shegoes "yeah I didnt have many friends in highschool, I played a game called magic the gathering" and I was like, "girl I got bad news"
 MilkInBags: i think we all know
Vonbane: bottom half
 Stormgod519: Top or bottom half?
 Stormgod519: oh, so its tiny
mitomanox: henlo chat, henlo spoopy bois 
 GasCityGaming: legs and arms, torso is canadian head 50/50
DrLigmaPhD: Florida?
 tr3ewitch88:  
 korvys: Jackpot
 saucemaster5000: Hey @MilkInBags , they talked about shit for like an hour. Don't tell them I snitched
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
 MilkInBags: np sauce I'll say nothing even under duress
 Stormgod519: boutta get litty
 Diabore: this seems unsafe
lochnessseammonster: my datefriend wants me to teach them to play magic 
 Forlorgen: anus is always american
 tr3ewitch88: Dyslexia is hard 😅  
 ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags What about under Thoughtseize
 saucemaster5000: Gaddamn it
 Nigouki: surely all this light will not invite unwanted attention
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the difference between being a female MtG player and male MtG player in highschool
Jensling: "Playing magic is HOW I got so many friends in highschool" 
 BrowneePointz: ah yes cuz Adam has the right to bear Arms
 MilkInBags: shooting people is the new bit? only an american would propose that
 Mazrae: ewww just thought they just turned on the power for the first time in who knows how long, how bad would the air smell coming out of the vents
 Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz wish I had bear arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 50% chance of Milk vs anyone else
TjPshine: yeah my bad news was "I still play magic the gathering"
 Kramburger: My irl name starts with M, good thing I was late
 ManWithTheMask13: I played in high school and middle school and none of my friends played
vinopinguino: Enough to get high?
 saucemaster5000: I played magic but did not enhale
Fanklok: I just found out that a guy i went to high school with started playing Magic a few years ago
DrLigmaPhD: I did too but didn't grok it until college.
MWGNZ: i looked in to mtg back in the day, saw you had to ante cards and noped out
 SymphonySolstice: I didn't know magic existed until I was an adult. absolute Ziltch scene here
 MilkInBags: i mean
 MyrddintheWizard: Break time?
 Stormgod519: no
Fanklok: I started in elementary school
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 sick reference bro
 Stormgod519: it shouldnt
DrLigmaPhD: And SSN
ghyllnox: Planning on taking a break at all?
 Stormgod519: oh never mind
 KenKopin: Not that I know of.
 CaptinOfBeez: i think juliamon might be named julia
 ManWithTheMask13: thank god Adam only knows my least important legal name
InconsiderateHat: I started playing MtG around the time "It's Magic!" came out and I was the Kathleen of the group.
frank_the_great: I hope no one ever knows my real name
 tr3ewitch88: Are my keys and cues gonna do tricks?
MWGNZ: @Kramburger yeah... same
vinopinguino: Byeee
 Stormgod519: aight
  Juliamon: CaptinOfBeez I'm actually not
 ManWithTheMask13: alright?
 MilkInBags: who the fuck called for a break
 electra310: Alright
 ButButTheJesus: aight
frank_the_great: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alriiiiiight
 BusTed: someone voted for 'won't finish'
ghyllnox: 
 ManWithTheMask13: Who SNITCHED
 Stormgod519: lol
 FarleyF: take an extra long break - not just because i put a bundle down on prediction one
ghyllnox: @BusTed Yeah what of it
 MilkInBags: 
vinopinguino: Glass Shatters, stone cold comes out
 MilkInBags: go piss
 CaptinOfBeez: im honestly surprised
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with for real predatory stalkers, that is a super triggering joke about online people just knowing your real information
 SnackPak_: so smart
 ManWithTheMask13: that's the mix
 Stormgod519: devious
  Juliamon: (I do go BY Julia IRL, but it's not my name)
 Diabore: they did predict no finish
 tr3ewitch88: Are my Ps and Qs gonna do tricks? Why am I watching them
 Stormgod519: myahaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the Nope Boiys taking a break is shocking genuinely
EvilBadman: @juliamon It's Mon, obviously
 MilkInBags: I think some of LRR tried to call me Milk in Barcelona but it didn't stick
 NotCainNorAbel: Funko
 Kramburger: @juliamon more like Juliar!
 korvys: Amazing work taking a break
 MilkInBags: my name is too simple
 saucemaster5000: MY NIECE called me "Sauce" WHY?????
 electra310: Secret podcast
  Pharmacistjudge: i was really pleasantly surprised when you asked me what name i preferred
 FarleyF: to be fair in my besties stream i go by both names
 SnackPak_: nah
TjPshine: this is wild
 MilkInBags: don't read and drink
 raulghoulia: podcast part 2
 whitebadgerwolf88: Are you still playing??  We're missing gameplay...
 ButButTheJesus: i'm here for the podcast
 FarleyF: Karma
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 Diabore: @saucemaster5000 HA
 MilkInBags: 
 Mazrae: maybe podcast, break, then game?
 tehfewl: I have lots of IRL friends i call by their screen names
 Stormgod519: ooo
 SymphonySolstice: I literally have a mother's day card I made when I was like 5 where I signed it with a different name than my government name. literally always hated it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Feedback during yearly review I'm sure
 Stormgod519: !clip
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 ManWithTheMask13: 
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Stormgod519: ADAM
ghyllnox: Lmao
 ManWithTheMask13: BRO
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 xantos69: It is hotter if I can't see it.
 tr3ewitch88: BEN!
 Kramburger: ADAM
 FarleyF: Why cant we have Cena cam back (the camera on the Subathons)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Kramburger: BEN
 MilkInBags: yeah careful there's real horny people online
 Nigouki: wtf i go piss and miss content?
 ManWithTheMask13: Someone's losing the mandate to heaven...
 Makrosian_Tay: Unsubscribe Adam-bird mating rituals
 tr3ewitch88: ADAM!
The_Timo: Ew
 NotCainNorAbel: no, stop...
 MilkInBags: eww two men kissing, wait.......
 calculated_uncertainties: Best podcast
 Kidror: Yeah, her name is Jordynne
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientScrumptiousElkTBTacoRight-sW6D7fdpetGBGYjB
 lamina5432: guess I'll leave
 Stormgod519: I'd call this content...
 MilkInBags: if two dudes talking is content
 ManWithTheMask13: and you're back in the room
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same as Greek and Roman writing
 Stormgod519: ummmmmm
 tr3ewitch88: 
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: phrasing...
 Kramburger: MODS?
 tr3ewitch88: That's what they always say.
 KenKopin: OMG I nearly choked
 hieroglyphica: Trolls
Fanklok: What if my idea is any being horny?
 omdorastrix: This has real: kids on a sleepover after their parents told them to go to bed energy
EvilBadman: It got Goofy. Ahyuk
 Stormgod519: play truth or dare
 BrowneePointz: speaking of the PPR, god Tarkir looks so sick and I’m so hyped for the PPR Ben
 ManWithTheMask13: video games
  Juliamon: you can't just yell MODS you'll ping Anubis and he'll shoot you no context
vinopinguino: Yo momma
 korvys: Know any jokes?
 MilkInBags: false, adam loves someone called 'jym'
 Stormgod519: @Juliamon lol
 ManWithTheMask13: Asking if moms are single and/or baptized
 tr3ewitch88: I don't know what boys are to sleep over. Talk about, but girls definitely talk about dicks😅🤣
johnnylongtorso: kitty!
 BrowneePointz: death and the afterlife
 ButButTheJesus: cat
 BrowneePointz: lord of the rings
 Kramburger: Nice save
   Anubis169: s'ok Juliamon, i was asleep
 KenKopin: Wanna braid each others hair?
 MilkInBags: the flesh worm discourse
 hieroglyphica: Def
 QuixoticScrivener: people at my church camp talking about their "heterosexual man crushes"
solarsheeptoken: Jim from Office?
 tr3ewitch88: Well, I guess it depends on how old
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the age of sleepover
 JessieImproved: I was a girl at sleepovers and we...did not talk about weiners
   Anubis169: now who woke me up
 Mazrae: crazy kitty
lochnessseammonster: sometimes... girls talk about all kinds of stuff 
   Anubis169:  
 dougma: doxer, no doxing
 JessieImproved: But I ended up demifemme so..
TjPshine: this is the epitome of twitch chat
 MilkInBags: sleepover in pajamas at 17, pog
 ManWithTheMask13: I crashed at my buddy's house last week, had some deep dish
lochnessseammonster: where is your sense of whimsy ben
frank_the_great: Okay fun police
 MousseFilledCat: They’re lan parties that ran late
 gamercat88: spend time making up a dance routine to your favorite song
 CaptinOfBeez: it was kramburger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes you call it a "sleepover" to sell it to your parents
 Eille_k: If a stay at a friend's house I always call it a sleepover or a slumber party
 Mazrae: okay when does it go from slumber  party to sleep over
 tr3ewitch88: No, because girls are in a cutsy and demure, so we still call the sleep over.
Vonbane: go juice
 MilkInBags: wie spielen dota
MWGNZ: crashing at a buddies house, we're gonna stay up till 4am playing diablo 2
 niccus: like "subathons"
   Anubis169: if you have a LAN party, why dota? 
 hieroglyphica: As someone who's been rehabbing a 2 stroke engine, good goddamn luck with that generator
lochnessseammonster: they are the same
DrLigmaPhD: "Crashing at my completely hetero buddy's house" me, in high school and completely ignorant
 MilkInBags: slumber party is for the bourgeoisie
 Stormgod519: lol, good point Aunbis
 PipeSmokingOwl: getting in that EU pub time for dota pog
 gamercat88: number of drinks
 MousseFilledCat: I miss lan parties
 ManWithTheMask13: The only LAN party I ever went to was for Halo Reach
frank_the_great: PJs
 Eille_k: Slumber party means you sleep less
lochnessseammonster: but sleepover can be fewer people
vinopinguino: Drinking Bawls, staying up all night
 Eille_k: Because you're partying
 KenKopin: like a sleepover is like one or two people, a slumber party is a buncha kids
 tr3ewitch88: Slumber parties are for little kids. Sleep over zip for teens?
 Stormgod519: its a sleep over because youre all over sleeping
 SymphonySolstice: slumber party is for girls who make proper card invites and whose parents order takeout from the expensive pizza place
 TwitchingPokki: that isn't what your sleep overs were like?
 ButButTheJesus: "Truuuuck!"
TjPshine: its the amount of pranks allowed
 BrowneePointz: och spelar lite Dota!?
 Stormgod519: yeah
 MilkInBags: a lot of sleepovers are actually just smokeovers
 Stormgod519: pranks included
  Juliamon: sleepover is more casual yeah
 ShaneLeeAtk: Sensory deprivation
 QuixoticScrivener: sleepover is smaller
 dougma: you can have a sleepover with just 2 people, a slumber party needs a crowd
Fanklok: As an adult in his 30s I would still call it a sleep over
 gamercat88: which one has a pillow fort
 FarleyF: to be fair we did see that in that awesome Friday nights episode
EvilBadman: Slumber parties have just a smidge more homoerotic tension
 LostThePirate: Sleepover is if like one friend comes over, slumber party is a planned event that hopefully has more than one guest, lol
 ManWithTheMask13: "At Fight Night..."
 KenKopin: Mom, can Jake sleep over Friday night so we can play Atari games until 2 am?
DrLigmaPhD: You need a glove to slap people with, Adam
vinopinguino: Yeah you gotta ask your mom over the landline for a sleepover
 NotCainNorAbel: that would be a good Friday Nights episode
frank_the_great: You should make a skit about that!
 MilkInBags: 𝒯𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒮𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓃, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓁𝓊𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇
 tr3ewitch88: Our conversations get weird sometimes.🤣🤣🤣
 Stormgod519: damn
 TwitchingPokki: @vinopinguino but that breaks the internet
 itira: @MilkInBags 
DrLigmaPhD: Wii Sports Resort
   Anubis169: lol MilkInBags
frank_the_great: @MilkInBags I'm impressed
 Stormgod519: that was the last one yeah
 ManWithTheMask13: "I sincerely request everyone willing to arrive at my custom room, password 6969, for the most elegant footsies. Signed, Doom"
 SymphonySolstice: milk typing in french got damn
frank_the_great: hehe
Vonbane: Mortal Kombat 2 and NHL 94 
 niccus: do slumber parties need an 8th
 MilkInBags: cursive is french?
 MilkInBags: 
Fanklok: Now I'm thinking of Adam writing the letter in Friday Nights
 Stormgod519: LOL
 FarleyF: that was one of the best friday nights ever
 Dog_of_Myth: @MilkInBags Ok, that was great
 itira: LOL
Fanklok: It's still funny
 ManWithTheMask13: blue 42
varmintx0: Hockey for the 2600.
 FarleyF: write in cursive - ok then $@#$^%@$^@!$^& 
vinopinguino: Madden 01 was my jam
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MWGNZ: was 98 the one where 'sprint' and 'body check' were the same button?
DrLigmaPhD: A guy told me he lived in france for years and when I tried to make conversation he didn't have a word....
 Kramburger: That's alright, my dad was born in England and I barely speak English
 PipeSmokingOwl: the Madden games from like 95-98 were all just "who gets to pick the cowboys first"
 KenKopin: Gotta check their pockets for 5 Gal cans of fuel.
 Stormgod519: damn
 ManWithTheMask13: lost the first to piss
BrindleBoar: splorch
 tr3ewitch88: By sleepy I mean dying.
DrLigmaPhD: Aw dip, we ot mushroomed
 GasCityGaming: i beat my friend with a joystick and 2 buttons once and they had a full snes style controller
 TwitchingPokki: @GasCityGaming are they ok?
 Makrosian_Tay: I definitely know hockey trivia and I definitely know who that is 
 GasCityGaming: @TwitchingPokki They are... on the outside
 Stormgod519: @GasCityGaming crouching on the outside?
DrLigmaPhD: Love how they scuttle
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 Stormgod519: dammit Ben
 Stormgod519: I also sang that out loud
 SymphonySolstice: bury the dead with your shells. for the afterlife
Vonbane: tastes awful
Fanklok: Do you think the infected that can still see would chase after a laser pointer
 raulghoulia: shouldn't have had the breath mint first
thesurfaceofthemoon: it's probably not looking it's probably smelling. If all the gas is gone the smell will clear within a day or two
 GasCityGaming: Gasoline: Tastes awful, and it works!
 Cptasparagus: 20 years after the apocalypse all of the gas would be long unusable anyway
 Stormgod519: oh god...
 QuixoticScrivener: did she open the cap on the other side?
frank_the_great: I've learned to not admit to crimes on the internet, so I will not opine on my alleged gas siphoning
GedankenPalast_: urgh
 tr3ewitch88: Never huffed gasoline, but I did watch an anime sket where a girl drinks some gasoline and turns into a car.
 Manitu_25: imagine syphoning O-juice
 MilkInBags: and then you drink orange juice? 
 ButButTheJesus: needs a syphon filter
 Stormgod519: is that the new "brush teeth and drink orange juice?"
 whitebadgerwolf88: But smells so good
vinopinguino: It's very gross, we had to do in Mexico when I was younger for reasons...
Vonbane: that explains a lot
 Cptasparagus: I like the smell of formaldehyde so I dont judge
DrLigmaPhD: I haven't had a sense of smell since 2021
TjPshine: love that hot vacuum smell
lochnessseammonster: i do admit i like the smell of gasoline...
 SymphonySolstice: yeah that smells nice
GedankenPalast_: Ô.o
 Stormgod519: Wwwwwwwwell then
 MilkInBags: what does gasoline taste like
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't it just warm?
 GasCityGaming: I think huffing dryer fumes would makes your sense of taste worse.....
vinopinguino: Poison lol
 MilkInBags: take a guess
 TwitchingPokki: It explains your windswept hair
DrLigmaPhD: Rona took it and never came back. Taste is fine somehow?
 Orestes290: chicken.....in gasoline
 MilkInBags: coronavirus stole your nose
 BusTed: Kinda
  Juliamon: That Dragon, 'Rona
 itira: Same Ben same
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Rona continues to be the absolute fucking worst
GedankenPalast_: Tim Taler ass story
Orxolon: good evening everybody
DrLigmaPhD: I do occasionally get a whiff, so somethin is alive in there. Last one was a mezcal cologne
GedankenPalast_: Did I?
vinopinguino: Got em
MWGNZ: 
  Juliamon: by the way, it's like 1h45m too late to mention this, but you typoed the url in the going-live toot
Vonbane: if someone offered me a yacht but i would lose my sense of smell, i'd say hell yeah brother
 ButButTheJesus: huh, intel product. playstation never used an intel chip though
Fanklok: Did you know Forbes estimated Smaug's giant pile of gold to be worth 54 billion US and that only puts him at 15th on the wealthiest americans list
Orxolon: gaming!
Omnipotrevor: wait,will this actually work?
 korvys: Was that box not supposed to prop up that thing that fell down?
 hieroglyphica: I love that they did that estimation, I hate that information
 MilkInBags: maybe let a real gamer do it?
LathosTiran: gAmePLaY
Fanklok: @milkinbags James is at home
 MacbethSeemsSus: Press it better
MWGNZ: 
 Nigouki: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: oh ben...
 Stormgod519: its okay
 xantos69: I've been giving it some thought and my tier list for LRR members (in order) most likely to have siphoned gasoline is: Beej, Alex, Ian, Heather, Kathleen, Adam, Graham, Cori, Paul, and last Cam.
 MilkInBags: 😬
ghyllnox:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok And I'm living in an apartment where I know for a fact there is lead paint, the ceiling leaks, there is lead in the pipes, the appliances are from the 1960's and it's still not the least expensive option and they are raising my rent my $70 and claiming that's reasonable due to the lack of any improvements and one of the outer doors no longer opening from the outside
 MilkInBags: you're sideseating
 Nigouki: good to have at least one gamer present
 itira: hahahha
 ButButTheJesus: what in the
 gamercat88: ghosts
 MilkInBags: ghosts
The_Timo: Ghosts!
  Juliamon: !clip
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 itira: what in the game physics was that
 empyreon: yaYEET
ludusprime: wut
Orxolon: a wizard did it
drcthulu: FANTOMAS
SmoreThanAFeelin: ghosts!
frank_the_great: Probably zombies
 KenKopin: I think that's a tie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 I'm surprised you didn't put Jordynne on that list
 Orestes290: Skat
DrLigmaPhD: Box Ghost specificallly
ludusprime: is that breaking the sequence?
jamesinor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
 jamesinor: The Last of Us? Well, I hear that Joel is a pretty fungi.
tangojuls: funny as shit
ghyllnox: I don't know about sequence, but you broke something
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vinopinguino: Goty btw
 tr3ewitch88: Turn it I walk away to make tea for 1 minute.
 xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know her backstory enough to rank that.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BraveDepressedNewtRaccAttack-uRtfrDAHSSnLK7J6
 jamesinor: You think if you ate some of these guys, you'd just be high as hell?
  Juliamon: they're cordyceps, not psilocybin
MWGNZ: they might taste like bacon
 jamesinor: Hey, it's possible to get really high and then die
DrLigmaPhD: This is just normal retail...
 SquareDotCube: pet store, now a skeleton store
 Orestes290: Good point, how does anyone survive in this game world?
lochnessseammonster: 
 jamesinor: Okay, but hear me out: The Last of Us, but it stars Seth Rogan, and the mushooms are the trippy kind
 Makrosian_Tay: GigiMurinTeachAManToFish.mp3
Fanklok: You can eat cordyceps
 Kramburger: Aren't cordyceps used in surgery? /s
 xantos69: impressive yeet.
 tr3ewitch88: What exactly are the good things right now?
 CaptinOfBeez: theyre supposibibly good for your immune system and stuff
 shendaras: 
ghyllnox: Yeah you gamin
 SquareDotCube: forceps
  Juliamon: you won't get HIGH from cordyceps, but yes, you can eat them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptinOfBeez It very much depends on the specific species
 SquareDotCube: that's a tool
 Stormgod519: where theres 4 of them...
 Manitu_25: quadroceps?
 BusTed: gottem
 gamercat88: thats a band
 itira: gottem
 SymphonySolstice: blasted
 MilkInBags: gottem
  Juliamon: gottem
 tr3ewitch88: 
 MilkInBags: chat will never recover
 Orestes290: 51st state energy
 GasCityGaming: forceps, backceps payceps
 jamesinor: The Last of Us: Fung-high, starring Seth Rogan. In theatres 2027
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am having to learn so many kinds of foreceps for my instrument identification exam
 ManWithTheMask13: I've never claimed to know things
InconsiderateHat: Fiveceps - Hell Orbs (a banger) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fW1WbOZcnY&ab_channel=HellOrbs-Topic
 Stormgod519: lol
 xantos69: Oh that was a good death sound.
 MilkInBags: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: and YT isnt gonna get that joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Baby birding is MAD CURSED
 niccus: you know things? cringe
 SquareDotCube: song 2 by blur
 jamesinor: You know what the toe tastes like in Dawson City
varmintx0: pi or pie?
 ManWithTheMask13: caught emoji
 xantos69: Adam, to be clear you have claimed to know A LOT about the Subway Verse.
 KenKopin: Oh yeah? How many M's are there in Yellow, Ben?
 itira: ewwwww
 Stormgod519: alright
 SnackPak_: nothing wrong with baby birding a close friend
 Manitu_25: 
 whitebadgerwolf88: Oh you know math...name 5 maths
Fanklok: K Ben do some math right now
 ManWithTheMask13: uhh spd 5 frames, 360 motion that only requires south, north, east, and west inputs on sf6
 jamesinor: Ben knows what a fossilized toe tastes like in booze
 MilkInBags: baby birding your homies goodnight
EvilBadman: Birds aren't even real so whatever
 Stormgod519: how did you make that work
 BusTed: what the nathan drake
GedankenPalast_: what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, I also had no friends but it was due to undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD special interests WHEEEEEE
 Nickiatori: Ben Math is like feet pics dont do it for free
 jamesinor: Hang on... So this is "The Last of Us: Drug Trip"
 ManWithTheMask13: flip them on the market
 Kramburger: Pull the trigger, piglet
TomatoKigu: This DLC is legit my favourite chapter in this game, should've been part of the main game. 
GedankenPalast_: @Thefluffiestguineapig Found a very few friends that way. We were too hyper for the normies.
Fanklok: Bandages and rubbing alcohol
EvilBadman: Pay for math at Patreon dot com slash my peanuits
frank_the_great: 🔫 Do the thing
 SquareDotCube: but kebab
 SnackPak_:  nachos
DrLigmaPhD: Aint that the Kim Possible joint?
 KenKopin: I would 100% try to get the theater working, but I used to work in a theater so I'd have a decent chance at it.
 BusTed: that's botulism, ben
ghyllnox: Off-brand Noodles & Company all the way
 Stormgod519: its bad
 PipeSmokingOwl: Popeyes >>> KFC
  Juliamon: food court Chinese is usually best bang for your buck
 korvys: KFC is like if you engineered for maximum craving and maximum regret
 jamesinor: Hear me out: Chinese-inspired poutine, call it "Frynese Food"
GedankenPalast_: Death by consumption
 Stormgod519: oh this is a bad idea
 MilkInBags: wtf they copied the tv show
 Xed_Regulus: Food court fortune cookie fortune: "As not what your Fortune Cookie can do for you, as what you can do for your Fortune Cookie."
 SnackPak_: skill issue
 BusTed: mmhm
EvilBadman: @juliamon "ok let me just fuck you up on food that barely fits in this container" rules
JustBrian___: It is a bacteria that causes paralytic disease. Same thing they make botox out of.
 Stormgod519: oh no
 KenKopin: "How to fly a Helicopter"
 Stormgod519: boooooo
frank_the_great: KFC is weird. When you'd go to KFC it's mid, but when my mom would bring home KFC it was GOATed
 tr3ewitch88: Ah yes dad jokes
 GasCityGaming: boo!
 Manitu_25: LMAAAAO
 Stormgod519: *keels over*
GedankenPalast_: Awww
 Kramburger: Now kiss!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's adorable
 GasCityGaming: they've also legit changed the recipe
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyEnergeticBasenjiDatBoi-Ctp0Y9yZh9ukMZYd
 SymphonySolstice: booo
Morrigan9: the extra secret ingredient, youth
lochnessseammonster: 
Blakemcm: what fuckin park yo
 jamesinor: This is why Mr. Peanut went evil
  Juliamon: now I'm thinking about "patreon dot com slash mah peanits" again
Fanklok: Two whats?
DrLigmaPhD: Mr.Peanut made a fat amount on that insurance claim tho
 Cptasparagus: two streamers walked into a park
Blakemcm: really liked that voice acting
 SnackPak_: boo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That one was the best of the bad jokes
 Cptasparagus: @Blakemcm this is very much Ashley's personality irl lol
Fanklok: Why do they know what a boomerang and sign language are?
 Kramburger: You got called out
 tr3ewitch88: How long can we do this?
 Going_Medium: ARRRR bys
 CaptinOfBeez: arbys
 Veshnikard: olive garden
lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Arrrrrrrby's
 Orestes290: Cbys
 comrade_cards: pirate's favorite letter is a letter of marque permitting privateering off the colonial atlantic coast
 korvys: Police are drawing a blank
 jamesinor: A lot of murder jokes
 Stormgod519: how many clips can we make of this segment?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are so violent
Blakemcm: gottem
 Stormgod519: okay that was a good one
ghyllnox: 
 Kramburger: GOTTEM
 SnackPak_: 10/10 A+
lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like that one
  Juliamon: I love that they put so many of these in
 NotCainNorAbel: at this point I'm watching a stream of two people watch a stream
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Icky
 jamesinor: That's a real short book
Fanklok: Money please
GedankenPalast_: Big writing in tiny book
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Flashing lights and noise of printing photos?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also how the fuck is this powered?
 betweenmyself: “1,0001 Puns to Lose Your Gambled Channel Points”…  Kinda specific book
 MilkInBags: i wish that then everyone shits their pants all the time
DrLigmaPhD: A singular wish?
lochnessseammonster: no
Fanklok: They flipped the breaker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An incontinence disorder?
 BusTed: stewing
  Juliamon: It's connected to the mall power grid I guess
 gamercat88: wish everyone forgets you shit your pants for 2 years
Morrigan9: for one wish? pass
 Veshnikard: can i wish to shit my pants for 2 more years?
 jamesinor: Well Adam, that depends
 TwitchingPokki: Yes, you can wish that you can wish for more wishes, but that's your last wish
 SnackPak_: can I change my undies?
ghyllnox: I spend a lot of money on Depends and then I get a wish, absolutely
 Orestes290: Yea, live in a cave and then make up the deficit
 korvys: This is the worst hypothetical you've had so far
Vonbane: hells no
DrLigmaPhD: How much shit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you wear an adult diaper?
 TheExactSame: You would be institutionalized
 quigonginnjuice: Can I wish that I never shit my pants?
frank_the_great: I regret believing
 lamina5432: do you get brand new pants everyday
 betweenmyself: nah, I take my pants off, then shit *into* them…  saves time on cleaning up
  Pharmacistjudge: I am wondering if that just infectious material on your body constantly for that many hours might kill you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely not
 hb8u: do we not do that already
 gamercat88: this is just living with IBS my dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also can you tell your doctor?
  Pharmacistjudge: your skin would start to break down
 tr3ewitch88: But what would your wish be?
trebuchetboy: I wish for a trillion dollars and retire
Vonbane: wouldn't make it 2 hours
 brutusq13: Streaming while sitting in poop
lochnessseammonster: dropping deuces
mulligan2six: Literal deuces
 NotCainNorAbel: lucky nichol
EvilBadman: Nicole cuts him off in three days
lochnessseammonster: i could not
DrLigmaPhD: Gey
Fanklok: Streaming setup in the bathroom
 Nigouki: roommates
 kimmibeans: cool
 Stormgod519: oh no
GedankenPalast_: roombas
ghyllnox: Are we lebsbiabs
 Orestes290: Cool friends that love each other
 tr3ewitch88: You're cool. It's not decisive.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with IBS, you cannot do this and live with it
Fanklok: Pick the gay one
 Stormgod519: rrrrrrrrrrrrrribbit!
 Stormgod519: @Fanklok so the frog
 betweenmyself: 
frank_the_great: He doesn't
Vonbane: rock paper scissors for it
 Manitu_25: BillyApprove
 lamina5432: I mean only one has a frog
 kimmibeans: FROG
ghyllnox: She seems on board with frog though
 SnackPak_: frog or riot!
 itira: 
varmintx0: don't do it, you son of
 Going_Medium: 1  2  3  Rock
Aidankatz7: what council?
Aidankatz7: wait what council?
 Stormgod519: pfft
 FarleyF: RPS council - its a rich lore
 Stormgod519: oooooooof
MechaKuuga: 
 Stormgod519: ow
lochnessseammonster: 
Aidankatz7: LMAO
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Orestes290: Perfect future
 Kramburger: 
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
 Nigouki: i fucking want a world without facebook
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that to be all that facebook is
Blakemcm: whats an internet
 Stormgod519: wow
frank_the_great: Internet?
Aidankatz7: just need a zombie apocalypse
 Stormgod519: kids who dont know what the internet is
Blakemcm: its how they are so happy lol
 xantos69: They are so lucky.
 Stormgod519: good
 ManWithTheMask13: tragic
 circusofkirkus: god i wish that was me
Aidankatz7: how does this thing have power?????
 Larkonus: Concussive maintenance didn't work?!
 NotCainNorAbel: the Internet was a mistake
Blakemcm: a great pun book made them crack up
  Juliamon: They powered up the whole mall
 Stormgod519: I did, top fo the year, best decision of 2025 so far
lochnessseammonster: i am happy that twitch exists
 MilkInBags: "how can cyberbullying be real when you can close your eyes?"
NimrodXIV: much happier not using FB
DrLigmaPhD: Y'all remember why it was called that?
GedankenPalast_: Deleted my facebook 2011. Am way happier since.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm much happier not using it
 vinewood_og: Just ignore the problem. Everything will be fiiine.
Aidankatz7: you can choose not to use the poopy product
 Orestes290: But my grandma
Aidankatz7: poopy pwoduct
 MilkInBags: LMAO
 definenull: Damn
 Stormgod519: murdered!
GedankenPalast_: uff
 Orestes290: um...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Less than a week is my guess
 itira: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a health hazard
 xantos69: Oh Snap!  Name Names!
Aidankatz7: who’s the person with the worst hygiene?
 Kramburger: DAAYYYYYTONAAAAAA
 Going_Medium: Stream exclusively  11pm to 9am?
Faytheless: Well that was an interesting thing to join the stream to
 ManWithTheMask13: f1 wishes
EvilBadman: @aidankatz7 let's fucking not
 BusTed:   
 Kramburger: Jesus,, Adam
Aidankatz7: ok @evilbadman
 ManWithTheMask13: where's the 3s cab
 betweenmyself: speaking as a narc… Come ooooon 
 NorthstarTex: wait that was Jak X...I see you Naughty Dog
 Stormgod519: *snaps fingers at camera* hey! Twitch chat! Over here!
 ManWithTheMask13: "Yeah, I got the picture"
 MilkInBags: and often it's just breathing
 Kramburger: @busted that's exactly what I was thinking of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hyperfocus for the win!
 tr3ewitch88: ADAM!
 Kramburger: Adam.
 itira: 
DrLigmaPhD: Forhead actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigh
 ManWithTheMask13: SHORYUKEN
shushu2539: now we are at oki oki
Aidankatz7: wait three arms? wee wee is third arm?
 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: Full damage block though
 BusTed: 
 Stormgod519: ayy, Oki Oki came early this week
 betweenmyself: Roman Cancel!
Aidankatz7: all three simultaneously
 Going_Medium: plus is same time
SlimeBeherit: MESSATSU
The_Timo: love the lighting in this
lochnessseammonster:   
 xantos69: That is why Adam has a stream about fighting games.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a hell of a lot of press at once
GedankenPalast_: 
 ManWithTheMask13: "games?"
 tr3ewitch88: 
 Manitu_25: GGs ellie
 SnackPak_: gg
Aidankatz7: ok now what color was blackblade’s shirt?
 BusTed: 
 ManWithTheMask13: dodging running the set
shushu2539: 
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Orestes290: Marlene, Marlene...
 MilkInBags: gg no re
GedankenPalast_: Break a leg?
 definenull: they're in lesbian with each other
 tr3ewitch88: I can't do a lot. She sure can be a bitch!
 Stormgod519: she's gonna die
 Stormgod519: I bet
Aidankatz7: fair enough Ellie is an adult
 Stormgod519: loving you is a losing game
 tr3ewitch88: Ellie can't do a lot...
 Stormgod519: I mean, not that bet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the mall is kind of contained?
 Stormgod519: im a coward
Aidankatz7: what are the stakes?
Aidankatz7: of this bet?
 Stormgod519: Steak?
 tr3ewitch88: What did that mannequin ever do?
 Cptasparagus: TOS boobs
 Stormgod519: I wont do that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, they revealed she dies in the previous game
rachowastaken: there’s gonna be a mannequin jumpscare and i’m not gonna like it
 MilkInBags: adam they copied the tv show, we already know
Fanklok: I treasure that bet
Faytheless: @tr3ewitch88 War crimes, breaches of the geneva convention
Fanklok: Take
 Stormgod519: lol
 Orestes290: She's not going to be in The Last of Us 3
 Stormgod519: one way street I see
frank_the_great: We were literally told how it ends in the main game, lol
 tr3ewitch88: @faytheless 🤣
 Stormgod519: now you're the asshole Ellie
 Orestes290: Well now they don't seem so cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ohhhhhhh noooooooooo
 Stormgod519: also true
Aidankatz7: piss guns
 KenKopin: Zombie juice
MechaKuuga: Damn those are OLD SKOOL Super Soakers, the best ones
rachowastaken: this is not a healthy way to address our emotions ellie
 Stormgod519: Ummmm, phrasing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She can't love bomb you to make up for bad things
Faytheless: Whoever is least drenched in piss
 Orestes290: Wait is this a straw man
 xantos69: Whomst ever is more sodden.
DrLigmaPhD: Like mormons in college!
  Juliamon: you still need to fill them...
 Going_Medium: Moistness
 tr3ewitch88: Just don't shoot each other in the eyes. They got bleach in them.
 gamercat88: super soakers
Aidankatz7: very funny sound of reloading
 betweenmyself: pre and post weigh ins, determine water-soakage by weight change
 Stormgod519: just squirting at each other...
DrLigmaPhD: They were a necessity in AZ
Vonbane: long range pissing contest
PhanTom_lt: does Ellie win if she activates the sprinklers
 Orestes290: She was carrying FULL water guns? No way
Aidankatz7: pretty cool idea
 MilkInBags: i guess first to drown loses
Aidankatz7: @orestes290 hydration storage and playtime
Faytheless: rekt
Vonbane: helps to have a HUD
 ManWithTheMask13: Run the set
 whitebadgerwolf88: Best 2 of 2??
 itira: 
 ManWithTheMask13: Going down to losers
shushu2539: you are good aiming with water guns
lochnessseammonster:  
 ManWithTheMask13: Gotta fight your way though losers, bub. Good luck
 Nickiatori: Ben is the San Jose Sharks of RPS
 SnackPak_: damn
rachowastaken: that is so brutal
Aidankatz7: y’all are the 2nd place highlight of my content-watching week. 1st place is Friday nights.
 ManWithTheMask13: smoked like salmon
rachowastaken: ben thornton was a player i remember from childhood and i’m almost 30
 betweenmyself: we got Sharky! 
 ManWithTheMask13: Friday Nights is marvel
Faytheless: So I assume at some point everything is going to go horribly wrong
 tr3ewitch88: And this is how they all die.
Vonbane: gotta dance
adept_nekomancer: Sudden rhythm game crossover?
Aidankatz7: if zombies could read they’re wearing “kill me” signs
 Orestes290: KISS!
  Juliamon: Gay panic
 Lord_Hosk: And then they...
Blakemcm: they were roomates!!!!!
Faytheless: Pay ganic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They were roommates!!!!
Faytheless: Oh shit
 BusTed: 
 Lord_Hosk: got a apartment together.
 Kramburger: YEAHHHHH
 empyreon: 
 tr3ewitch88: No panic.
lochnessseammonster: 
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
ghyllnox: 
 gamercat88: roomates
DrLigmaPhD: Panic?
 ManWithTheMask13: YEAH?
frank_the_great:   
MechaKuuga: 
  Juliamon: !clip
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lochnessseammonster: 
 Nickiatori: Room Ates
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Aidankatz7: this is a sad series
GedankenPalast_: Uhhu, timing something something
 empyreon:   
frank_the_great: Homophobic zombies are the worst
Aidankatz7: sad story expect sadness
Aidankatz7: that’s the theme of the series
Aidankatz7: death and sadness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW
PhanTom_lt: wait they dont show the rest of it?
 Lord_Hosk: How can it be sad? they were so happy to be dancing and kissing
teeyeezey: Zombies are gatekeeping again
 MilkInBags: you need 1900 MR in SF6 to understand dark souls story
 ManWithTheMask13: Dark Souls 2 is all about story 
Blakemcm: and you have to read item descriptions
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrowdedCaringMuleWow-vJehIA8zadeRQO_I
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's timing, impeccable as always
DrLigmaPhD: Yeah and my character's name is Jimmy Toes
 xantos69: I mean... Literally anybody.  Anybody could have forseen that playing music over speakers would attract zombies that hunt by sound.
 Cptasparagus: no maiden
 Orestes290: Roll is my maiden
Fanklok: Dark Souls is just Berserk fan fiction
  Juliamon: And that's how we got our bow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, this is back in the Joel era, when it goes back to the past we get some content warnings
hypergirlie_hyperpop: it's a good thing that bow AND the arrow slid to exactly the most convenient place they could've
 Lord_Hosk: a bow... and 1 arrow... choose your shot well
Faytheless: Shoot one in the head and steal their gun?
 tr3ewitch88: Love how Joel goes down from a Rebar to the gut, but has been shot several times
DrLigmaPhD: It's 1 bullet per days to retirement
 Orestes290: I wouldn't peek after 2
 Nickiatori: non bullet left beef
EvilBadman: The mix up
Faytheless: Holy heck Ellie's not messing around
Fanklok: I watched an anime where this guy made his skin bullet proof by rubbing salt all over himself every day
lochnessseammonster: that was the past
 xantos69: I have so many great memories from PUBG.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was also in the past
 QuixoticScrivener: that will be painful
DrLigmaPhD: It makes you delicious
hypergirlie_hyperpop: No... That would just exfoliate you... It would make you softer
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Ben is correct
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No that would not work
 ContingentCat: exfoliating
 Nigouki: expropriating your skin
Blakemcm: bruhh...
 Lord_Hosk: ex-fol-iate
 tr3ewitch88: BRO
ghyllnox: ExFoliating
Blakemcm: is what it sounds like lol funny recorder
 Muddy_Thunder: PARNETS
Blakemcm: bruhhh
EvilBadman: Exbroliating my food
lochnessseammonster: gadget
The_Timo: Oh ellie put that tape down
 ManWithTheMask13: me when I drop my combo
patrick_stonecrusher: 
shushu2539: time to expoliate those guys
Rootpotato: Nancy
DrLigmaPhD: Nancy?
 FarleyF: Nancy
Aidankatz7: nancy
 Kramburger: Nancy Regan the throat goat?
EvilBadman: The throat goat
DrLigmaPhD: With the gluckcluck 9000?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nancy
Rootpotato: well nancy
 Lord_Hosk: Superman's wife wasn't Martha
 tr3ewitch88: There could be trigonomics.
 Lord_Hosk: There could be sour patch kids
adept_nekomancer: There could be ice cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk They're talking about the mom thing from Batman v Superman I think
Faytheless: Wait can't I say cocaine
BrindleBoar: Superman's all about Marthas. Martha Mane, Martha Mang, Martha Memaris.
 tr3ewitch88: OOF
Fanklok: In Russia bricks hit you
 xantos69: Medic!
 itira: damn two weeks in a row
Faytheless: The knife in the bottom right looks like it's stabbing into Ben's ear
  Pharmacistjudge: Medic isn't here.  He's probably asleep
lochnessseammonster: that was my free space
 ManWithTheMask13: I've done it
 itira: 
  Pharmacistjudge: it's like 3AM in germany
 Kramburger: It's a holdover from inkwells
 tr3ewitch88: Why would you lick your pen Adam?
Aidankatz7: I’ve never licked a writing implement
 ManWithTheMask13: I've licked my finger to turn a page
Aidankatz7: same^
Aidankatz7: but I try not to
ActualFactual: Adam is making autofellatio jokes on Lets Nope?
EvilBadman: Nice of Ben to kill all the infected for these dues
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam did you eat your pitted prunes today?
 tr3ewitch88:  
lochnessseammonster: 
 SnackPak_: youre so brave Ben
 Nickiatori: Ben is from Alberta they dont teach reading here
 itira:   damn two for two
patrick_stonecrusher: Did you buy it at Pen lsland?
  Juliamon: I licked a pen once because of the trope, it didn't work, so I never did it again
 Muddy_Thunder: It's when you blow a car
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the second time on this stream
 MilkInBags: it's when you suck a car off
ActualFactual: Auto in the sense of self, not automatic
Aidankatz7: das auto
DrLigmaPhD: AI is replacing the throat goats smh
 BusTed: that got me
adept_nekomancer: Like autobiography
 ManWithTheMask13: I only want my bjs manual, like driving a stick
 GasCityGaming: Otto Blowjob just actually the MOST popular 'german
EvilBadman: The Gluck Gluck series s
Faytheless: Why's there ammo just lying around in random places, is that what America's like
 Nickiatori: Autobahn roll out
 ManWithTheMask13: deserved
 Nickiatori: that baby looks like Adam
Aidankatz7: XD @evilbadman
 KenKopin: Auto like Autoerotic asphixation
 BusTed: 
 itira: 
BrindleBoar: convergent evolution
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam looks like Adam
EvilBadman: A noble life
 tr3ewitch88: Why do those doors have to be so noisy?
 Kramburger: My cat just opened my front door???
 jamesinor: It's been very fun teaching at 25. My colleagues all go, "You're the same age as my kid."
Aidankatz7: how do channel point bets start?
 itira: @Kramburger clever girl?
EvilBadman: No baby just had a five o'clock shadow
 BusTed: @Kramburger this is a youtube clickbait title
 Kramburger: My wife has 2 doctorates, I'm used to it
Aidankatz7: @kramburger have you met Adam and Ben irl?
 AziraphalesShop: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:54.
 tr3ewitch88: 
GedankenPalast_: 
 Kramburger: @aidankatz7 only Ben
noisyblizzard: how many does the cat have? 
 NotCainNorAbel: Kamburger must be very pretty
Aidankatz7: ok
 Nickiatori: in every relationship there is a Settlers of Catan and a Jack reacher
 tr3ewitch88: 
DrAegirinePyrope: 2 doctorates? damn
 xantos69: damn that rag doll
ghyllnox: Pop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Bungee cords and 10lb bags of rice and sugar to help stop your cats from opening doors is my advice
The_Timo: at that point she was indeed empty
 tr3ewitch88:   
EvilBadman: Please say thuganomics
Fanklok: My wife is starting her masters program.this year
 Kramburger: Neurophysiology, she studies how brain injuries affect how you see yourself
 BusTed: 
 QuixoticScrivener: Exposition and Comic Relief
 MilkInBags: master in enduring your bs
GedankenPalast_: @Kramburger That is suuper interesting!
Fanklok: Are you sure your married and not a PHD thesis Kramburger?
 Kramburger: *neuropsycologyu
Fanklok: Out of your league buddy
 xantos69: So... no headshot?
 tr3ewitch88: This is why spacing is important.
shushu2539: is Ben QA testing the death animations?
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/q4ulEPg.png Here is that Baby Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: @Lord_Hosk LMAO
EvilBadman: Tag those headshots for the Limp Bizkit montage
 Kramburger: @fanklok I'm not certain, I've have a few hits to the head in my time
MWGNZ: 
 kimmibeans: Eh, degrees don't necessarily equate intelligence. I have a Masters and I'm applying to doctoral programs, but my partner with an Associate
 AnjaZeta: @Kramburger That's awesome. I've worked with a lot of people with TBIs and it's so awful
GedankenPalast_: @Lord_Hosk AAmazing! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ That's fascinating!!!! My dad had a TBI from falling when he only had two canes when the shipment of his walker was delayed during mid stage MS and it was harrowing. Then it progressed to a severe brain bleed. That research is needed
 kimmibeans: with an Associate's is the breadwinner and has to regularly make sure I don't hurt myself
 itira:  omg
 tr3ewitch88: He sounded so surprised to have snuck up on you.
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm about to go get my masters on the other side of the nation
 lamina5432: good chance for adam to practice his death screams
 shendaras: set as desktop wallpaper
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Morbid curiosity
EvilBadman: Hosk is trustworthy, hard to know
rachowastaken: i’m days out from defending my materials engineering phd dissertation c:
Fanklok: My death rattle would sound like Hank Hill gasping
Omnipotrevor: I'm jealous. I've got two bachelor's but have always been talked out of going for a masters
EvilBadman: Ethan winterrrrs urrrhhhh
lochnessseammonster: 
 serramarkov: Orp, eep, op means I love you!
 tr3ewitch88: Ooh ee ooh ah ah?
 kimmibeans: @rachowastaken Good luck!!!!
GedankenPalast_: @rachowastaken You'll be fine.  Well done
DrAegirinePyrope: @rachowastaken That must feel so good to be so close! Good luck
 Orlantia: @omnipotrevor do it
 Strebenherz: @rachowastaken good luck!
DrAegirinePyrope: I'm so glad to be done with my doctorate, it was so much
 Cptasparagus: you have to fight a snake
rachowastaken: lmao i appreciate the offer
 ManWithTheMask13: rps with them
rachowastaken: thanks all!
adept_nekomancer: Just remember, the best dissertation defense is a good dissertation offense.
Vonbane: doctors enjoy dick jokes
DrLigmaPhD: Watching monkey in zoo
 Lord_Hosk: Two bachelors and a Associates I was winning, then LadyHosk got her second BA now we are tied again
 MilkInBags: soft sciences 
 kimmibeans: Well, Finland does give you a sword when you defend your PhD
  Pharmacistjudge: I have a doctorate too
Aidankatz7: monke funny
 Cptasparagus: I have a doctorate in biomedical engineering
 Kramburger: For the same reason people have fiahtanks
 jamesinor: Because y'all are actually rather funny
 raulghoulia: highbrow comedy here
patrick_stonecrusher: Ape enclosure
Aidankatz7: ape enclosure
rachowastaken: when i’m fistfighting my entire committee i’ll be thinking of y’all
 ManWithTheMask13: rps first to piss
 itira: LOL
DrAegirinePyrope: We need to have some sort of dumb entertainment
 Orlantia: @rachowastaken if you get the committee to argue amongst themselves, it goes much smoother
 Strebenherz: double monkey
 Kramburger:   
 xantos69: Adam were you not paying attention?  They are studying how head injuries affect streamers.
ghyllnox: Wooooow
 kimmibeans: I like shutting off my brain and you make me laugh
 Muddy_Thunder:   
The_Timo: Ok I deleted mine
 ManWithTheMask13: gorilla enclosure
Aidankatz7: because y’all are funny
 betweenmyself: got the parts to make a nail bomb
 SnackPak_: it's an easy joke
Astramentha: WOW
Aidankatz7: we’re trying to say you’re funny
ActualFactual: You know when they have to put up signs at the zoo telling peple not to show their smartphones to the apes?
 Nickiatori: None Ammo Left Brick
 calculated_uncertainties: We killed braincells on education
 CaptinOfBeez: elephants dont go ook ook
 ManWithTheMask13: Okay then, what's my middle name, Adam?
 Nigouki: brick - an elegant weapon from a more civilized age
 FarleyF: your like an elephant - so your a really big unit with a big old trunk
Fanklok: Damn Adam still hung up on the group project. That was like a month ago
 Kramburger: Meet Brick Grimes
 Kramburger: God no
 TheAwkes: The brick to knife pipeline is a serious problem in this city.
 MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 With
 ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags My SECOND middle name 
 xantos69: Guess I live rent free here.  Time to move on to the next streamer.
Blakemcm: leg tumble lol
ghyllnox: 
 ManWithTheMask13: gamershot
 Kramburger: I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart brick
 Orlantia: I got my thesis advisor to apologize for giving me extra "must be included" data the day of my defense
 tr3ewitch88: He used to be an adventure like you.
  Juliamon: Arrow to the knee
Fanklok: Remember when Ben knee capped those nurses and left them to bleed out
 Strebenherz: ngl ellie's squeaky voice yelling "fuck you!" made me chuckle
 tr3ewitch88: Ouch 🥺🥺🥺
ghyllnox: Bonk
 Nickiatori: last week when the released the Etch-a-Sketch port for skyrim?
EvilBadman: Got your ass Todd Howard
rachowastaken: what do you mean skyrim isn’t relevant, it just got re re re re re re rereleased
 ManWithTheMask13: damn they got bombos
  Juliamon: oh thank fuck it checkpointed
Aidankatz7: why do these guys keep trying to kill her
 ManWithTheMask13: what's their mr
 Lord_Hosk: Ben was like 4 years old when SKyrim was relevant.  and thats not a Ben's a baby joke either, thats a Skyrim is 47 years old joke
 xantos69: No way I could get shot that much and still be useful.
 Nickiatori: Brick worked
 KenKopin: Pocket Brick!
  Juliamon: they're trying to kill her because she killed a bunch of their guys
Fanklok: Did I just hear Matt Mercer?
 Kramburger: Get put in the corner
 Orlantia: If MTG can return to return to return to ravnica, Skyrim can still be relevant
DrLigmaPhD: At what point into being squad wiped by a child would you give up?
 tr3ewitch88: I'm gonna have to say that I'm changing my answer. Definitely. Know where you guys are finishing tonight.
 kimmibeans: You're making me feel much better about my videogame skills (because I suck at them)
 ManWithTheMask13: the farming engagement master
 Kramburger: Ben's soul was aged thanks to the smokiy
 tr3ewitch88: No way*
frank_the_great: It'd be really funny if it doesn't get released on the Switch 2
 Kramburger: Smoking
EvilBadman: That old soul still burns
rachowastaken: wait how old is ben
Fanklok: Ben is almost 33
 Orlantia: Smoking does indeed age your soul
 Kramburger: Ben's 44,looks good huh
 spo8n: 31
 Strebenherz: 25
 Orlantia: Been is 3 and 1/2
 MilkInBags: 92
Vonbane: maybe try going left next time? 
Fanklok: Adam is 47
 tr3ewitch88: 65
 Orlantia: Adam is 69
rachowastaken: 36
 dumbo3k: Adam? 32
Aidankatz7: Adam is 38
 kimmibeans: I joke Ben is baby, but there's only a year difference between us
 jamesinor: <message deleted>How old is the concept of writing?
 Kuhfeek: 41
Aidankatz7: my guess is 38
 KenKopin: Too young for that streak
 Nickiatori: Ben is the living embodiment of Time he is ageless
 Orlantia: Adam is 40
The_Timo: Adam gotta be mid like 12 at most
 jamesinor: <message deleted>What was it like before paper, Adam?
 MilkInBags: haha close to the grave
 Strebenherz: I remember you saying your age but I figured i'd say low
DrAegirinePyrope: Legolas would make that brick as deadly as his arrows
 ManWithTheMask13: damn, you're older than me 
 Kramburger: Seapappy
 MilkInBags: 
Aidankatz7: I remember when my dad was in his 40s
MWGNZ:   
 MilkInBags: he's got the gun out!
 ManWithTheMask13: shot
Omnipotrevor: I almost gave up on the DLC at this part
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 Orlantia: There is no way the silver fox not at least 37
 ManWithTheMask13: caught emoji
 betweenmyself: “I just watched 3,413,576 battle scenarios.”  Okay, how many in which Ben wins?  
 LostThePirate: I'm turning 40 soon. Kinda ready for it, lol, I've felt middleaged for years 
 tr3ewitch88: So spicy tonight 🫨
 Kramburger: He's a silver back gorilla
 kimmibeans: So, new theory: Adam is an elf and secretely several hundred years old
ghyllnox: "Okay I know how we talked about how Let's Nope needs a gimmick and we're going to have you ban someone every stream, but please keep it to a handful at least"
 lamina5432: reminds of some of the noita deaths today
 Orlantia: @kimmibeans I think that's actually Serge. His past life stories are so convoluted
 MilkInBags: boom headshot
 kimmibeans: @Orlantia Good point
 ManWithTheMask13: I missed the Noita stream today but I'll make the next ones
 xantos69: Damn, did the difficulty slider get set to maximum or something?
Fanklok: Graham: "OK boys, the moderation tools are a precision strike to remove bad actors" Adam: the moderation tools are a saturation device
 Nickiatori: Grown Ass men?
 betweenmyself: these guys are clearly lag switching 
Blakemcm: superman punched
 KenKopin: You can make two of them... You can make one of them.
 ManWithTheMask13: I believe (I don't)
Aidankatz7: you got this Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm feeling good about my bet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You make me laugh a lot
ActualFactual: The timeout is a gift, really
Fanklok: Probably made Ferisar upset those times i got him timed out
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam's got the 10%ers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Adam you should watch the REPO highlights specifically of the voice changing monsters
 The_Color_Twelve: I wish I could get stabbed twice without caring
Aidankatz7: you got this Ben
 betweenmyself: a ten minute timeout is just ten minutes to spend coming up with a good comment 
 saucemaster5000: The timeout is where I kep all my maggggial recipes
Blakemcm: got schmixed
 ManWithTheMask13: nice fireball
 ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 whats maggggial
 tr3ewitch88:  
 tr3ewitch88: One of these days I'm gonna get it.
DrAegirinePyrope: Denied
Blakemcm: the stairs got ya 1000%
 Nigouki: ok that was game's fgault
 KenKopin: Call a cop there's been a robbery
 spo8n: kneecap+stab?
 niccus: ?????
 Kramburger: Game of the year, by the way
Fanklok: Ok the WoW loading screen says you should keep your HP above zero while reducing the enemies to zero.
DrLigmaPhD: How big is the knife?
BrindleBoar: @Fanklok pro gamer stuff
JustBrian___: Ben you should know you can't stand someone who is 2 steps above you...
 xantos69: Ben is gonna have to Dormamu his way through this.
DrAegirinePyrope: They don't seem to care much about getting shot
 ManWithTheMask13: @xantos69 .... stalking flare?
 Cptasparagus: death animation #87 working fine
 kimmibeans: I mean, if you want to kill someone with single stab, best options are usually femoral artery, jugular, and stomach, though stomach is slower and more painful
Blakemcm: channel your inner hawkeye and just rip and run the bow
rachowastaken: they care about getting shot about as much as ellie does
 tr3ewitch88: I'd like to talk about the fact that Ellie can't swim but can take a bullet and still keep running.
 spo8n: that sounds like a helldivers loading screen
EvilBadman: Let them fight lol
 dumbo3k: SPin to WIN
 ManWithTheMask13: Is Ben Hawkeye?
 Kramburger: My toddler just tried to eat a sandwich vertically, so looks like I'm not the dumbest in the house any more
Fanklok: Garen in Helldivers: Democracy
 ManWithTheMask13: nvm I take it back
MWGNZ: @Kramburger love this for you
GedankenPalast_:  
 xantos69: Toddler is a gamer.
 Kramburger: @mwgnz huge day for me
EvilBadman: Peanut butter and jelly the loooong way
 vinewood_og: With a knife
 KenKopin: Eat the corner, but vertically
 betweenmyself: with my toofs, as it enters my mouf
Blakemcm: ben really do be qa testing lol
 BusTed: 🤔
 dumbo3k: Why prop it? Just hold it so she can go through?
 MilkInBags: he's griefing!!!!
 Lord_Hosk: Do you cut your sandwiches corner to corner on the diagonal, or wrong?
 Strebenherz: RIP
 Kuhfeek: you evil bastard
patrick_stonecrusher:  hubris
 ManWithTheMask13: @Lord_Hosk In half 
 SnackPak_: 
 ManWithTheMask13: that's my goat
BrindleBoar: that's some good doors
 Kramburger: @lord_hosk I cut as I'm told
 MilkInBags: if i were infected by a mushroom and getting stabbed in the neck, i wouldnt make weird noises
 MilkInBags: l'Étoile filante
 Kramburger: Built differently
 jamesinor: I return from the world beyond
 MilkInBags: surely you won't get infected with all that blood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or spores
 jamesinor: Adam, you really gotta be careful about setting me up for zingers like that
ghyllnox: Uh oh, biteys
adept_nekomancer: Just slightly nommed, I'm sure it's fine.
 spo8n: she tried to rub it off that's why she is immune
 Lord_Hosk: Im sure they are both fine.
 TwitchingPokki: dang they aint gunna be in last of us 2
 FarleyF: she got bitussy
 jamesinor: Oh no, it was 100% deserved
 MilkInBags: press this 🖕
 jamesinor: Though I do hate that someone wrote Bitussy
 Kramburger: @farleyf bruh.
 tr3ewitch88: We fight.  Each other to the death.
BrindleBoar: Two of those things. There are two of you.
 xantos69: We start with Best of Two.  We end up with Last of Us.
 MilkInBags: you say it like it's easy
 jamesinor: Blood is super fast
 dumbo3k: Your blood moves pretty fast inside your body
  Juliamon: Dude, your blood moves hella fast
 GasCityGaming: heart beats more than once a seconds
 kimmibeans: My guess is that it enters your bloodstream
 jamesinor: I mean, I could have asked Bruce Campbell last time
 korvys: "It takes less than 60 seconds for your heart to pump blood to every cell in your body"
 MilkInBags: how do you chop through your bone
 brutusq13: not sore if you don't have an arm
 thatguysteve2709: Phantom pain is a think
 jamesinor: I got him to sign my Ash, Destined Survivor magic card
 thatguysteve2709: Thing
 jamesinor: Nice guy
 KenKopin: Some dude did surgery on their own apendex, so who knows what a person can do if they have to
 kimmibeans: You do realize that nearly your entire blood supply recirculates every minute, right
 MilkInBags: minorspellingmistake
 BusTed: ggs ggs
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 brutusq13: yyooooo, we winnnerrss
 Forlorgen: damn my dllrs
 Kuhfeek: you did it!
Vonbane: such BS
frank_the_great:    
The_Timo: 8:01
  Juliamon: anyone who's had to get injections before a ct scan knows how fast you circulate it
 SnackPak_: I don't believe it
 FarleyF: GDI
The_Timo: what?
lochnessseammonster: 
 ManWithTheMask13: FUCK I LOST MY CHANNEL POINTS
slamaham: hell yea!
 underhill33:   
 MilkInBags: that's part 1 of the dlc
 shendaras: I see it's 1 after, however..
 FarleyF: i lost out soo much
ghyllnox: Damn
  MagicalAttackGecko: nuuuuh
Fanklok: MOTHERFUCK
 empyreon: YOOOO
 Frankenstain: believe!
 QuixoticScrivener: Team mystery box!
SmoreThanAFeelin: heck yeaaaaa!
 korvys: Even with all that fucking around in the photobooth and taking breaks
 BusTed: pay the believers
teeyeezey: My beautiful points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
 Nigouki: sorry, it's a minute past
 ManWithTheMask13: MY FIGHT MONEYYYYY
 e_bloc: hit the post
 empyreon: worth, worth
 kimmibeans: I WON 5K!!!!
 whitebadgerwolf88:  
 MilkInBags: ben there's still 2 hours to go
 lamina5432: good art for once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah well
 brutusq13: I BELIEVEDDD
The_Timo: had to do OT
 ManWithTheMask13: I voted mystery, what do I get it
 betweenmyself: this is why you don’t gamble, Twitch chat…  Unless you’re a winner 
Vonbane: jebaited
 MilkInBags: finally the 11 pm lets nope
 Nigouki: jokes on you though, I got payed out :V
 ManWithTheMask13: 
 tr3ewitch88: Ooof
EvilBadman: Gimme my 68420+sucker money baybeee
7gorobei: if only the pun book was longer
whitefirecomix: Airhorn
 xantos69: MMMMM Delightful I nom on all these extra points.
frank_the_great:   
 jamesinor: Speaking of magic though, Ben, Adam, thoughts on the vehicle reskins for Roadquest: Sabine - The Last Ride, Gandalf - Valor's Flagship, Crown Vic - Detention Chariot
 ManWithTheMask13: Nah I'll gamble again
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 definenull: Oh no
 Muddy_Thunder: woof
 ManWithTheMask13: Clap
 shendaras: 
 LostThePirate: 12
Blakemcm: i hear its really tough
 Nickiatori: yes
 kimmibeans: Uh...
 definenull: Sigma
 dumbo3k: 13
 Forlorgen: all the dogs die
 betweenmyself: super rough
  Juliamon: people do call it a misery sim
 KenKopin: Scale of one to ten. Omega
 Nickiatori: YES/10
 MilkInBags: it's so bad they won't make a third (I don't know)
 jamesinor: It's gone shitter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 tr3ewitch88: So what's next?
EvilBadman: You are going to find it challenging
 Lord_Hosk: But all the dogs go to heaven so its fine
 SnackPak_: first against the wall
JustBrian___: Bring some tissues and an emotional support James.
 Nigouki: doesn't it HAVE to be misery porn for it to be "critically acclaimed?"
Aidankatz7: it definitely gets sadder
lochnessseammonster: acab
 raulghoulia: the shaggiest of shaggy dogs
 MilkInBags: sniffa??????
 Lord_Hosk: McGruff tries to take a BITE out of crime
 tr3ewitch88: Mmmmm hmm 😏🤣🤣🤣
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Unfortunately because apparently fun is a prerequisite to be yeeted to the "trash" bin (see Painkiller)
Vonbane: go draw some dicks 
  Juliamon: !sale
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 whitebadgerwolf88: Great game, but tough to play (and not in a difficulty way)
 tr3ewitch88:     
 QuixoticScrivener: Buy DVDs!
 Going_Medium: Got 4 great shirts on sale.
 MilkInBags: isn't that the primary purpose of a store? to sell everything?
 dumbo3k: @Lord_Hosk Please do not bite the criminals. Who knows where they've been? They probably didn't wash their hands!
 jamesinor: Hang on, stop pulling things out of the void, it's where I throw things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dream void?
satyropodobny: delicious silver disks
  Juliamon: They even have the Aussie-exclusive logo tees!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's the vegas playmat too!
 tr3ewitch88: You guys aren't discontinuing stuff though, are you?
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 lamina5432: gnight
 ManWithTheMask13: frogs  are GONE
 MilkInBags: number two as in, pooping and paying for the bathroom?
 whitebadgerwolf88: I need a new pride shirt, lost mine somehow 
 ManWithTheMask13: get these frogs OUTTA HERE
 BusTed:  🤌
Vonbane: no drawina da dicks on da stalls
 betweenmyself: no spoilers, but the release of part 2 was hammered with lots of misinformation perpetrated by the anti-woke crowd 
 MilkInBags: fantomas...
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  Juliamon: can't draw dicks club
 tr3ewitch88: @lrrbot You guys aren't discontinuing stuff though, are you?
JustBrian___: As a man from NJ. This is how our ghosts sound. 100%
 MilkInBags: dick team
  Juliamon: tr3ewitch88 nothing has been said
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I want the prompt to be toilet stall graffiti so bad now
EvilBadman: Unless you're playing part 2 on console you have a couple weeks before it launches
 tr3ewitch88: @juliamon  ok thank you
  Juliamon: (though I imagine the Overwatch tees will be discontinued)
 ManWithTheMask13: who up playing with they fight dick
 definenull: Oh no
 ManWithTheMask13: oh no
Aidankatz7: that sounds fun
 xantos69: Is magic... ok?
GedankenPalast_: What?
 tr3ewitch88: Adam's face says it all that sounds terrible.
Aidankatz7: that sounds awesome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 No
 brutusq13: what's your deck?
 Going_Medium: Your the one playing the hippo Adam!
 MilkInBags: is cultivate a tutor
  Pharmacistjudge: 1 armageddon makes you a bracket 4
 rosesmcgee: Tell Adam to watch TTC and G can yell at him about it
 MilkInBags: cowards
EvilBadman: God using numbers on brackets was a mistake
adept_nekomancer: If they have three doors, they're in the next bracket.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My masters was about that era
 tr3ewitch88: 2 doors down is just a 3 doors down cover band
 PipeSmokingOwl: man screw folks who didnt move in a hatchback
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 MilkInBags: thank the subs so you can go back to baby bird feeding ben
  Juliamon: it was kinda broken for Cori
 whitebadgerwolf88: Yay Live     
 betweenmyself: replace ranks 1 through 5 with three symbols picked at random, say…  Rock, Paper and Scissors 
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 protojman: yall are great. have a good one!
 tr3ewitch88: Goodnight everyone! 
 SageofShadowzF: Goodnight everyone
 xantos69: Thanks for the stream!
 Kramburger: Byyeee
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 MilkInBags: show toilet
Aidankatz7: goog night
  KenKopin: Can't wait to see the garage door clip in the clips show
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good stream, great chats 
 LostThePirate: Thanks everyone 
 Earthenone: !advice
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 ContingentCat: !findquote cat
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