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TheWriterAleph:
MWGNZ: soon (tm)
Metric_Furlong: S O O Nā¢
Juliamon:
TehAmelie:
NOW
Getter404: We come here tonight for bloodshed. For glory. For Huck Yeetums.
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Juliamon: that's some good lookin paint there
Juliamon: metallics can be real tricky
manfred909:
Getter404: Ah yes, Cloak Johnson (Funko has his full team lineup on his own Bee Ski)
MWGNZ:
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Rhynerd: greetings!
Getter404: Oh... that certainly is a shirt
Juliamon: that fuckin shirt
NorthstarTex: that shirt, my dude
MWGNZ:
lamina5432: evening
JustBrian___: Ben looks really buff tonight.
dumbo3k: I just sat down to eat a taco and watch, and nearly spit it out when I saw that shirt
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
GasCityGaming: omg, just saw the shirt
Rhynerd: Are those the Dust Friends I see?
dutchmoose: I refuse to take a breath until the shirt is acknowledged
goombalax: I got one of those lego separators, its a game changer
Strebenherz: just a regular doom shirt
Gekyouryuu: I JUST saw a tumblr post saying "I love that Ultramarines are called that because they're from the Ultramar region. it's like if Superman was called that because he's from Super, Kansas"
FatefulWaffle: Chaos legion vs emperium?
GasCityGaming: !sale
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JessieImproved: The shirt is just "with" in Latin I don't know what y'all are worried about
TheAwkes: The Baddies and the Worsies.
Getter404: @TheWriterAleph E1M1 Knee Deep in the you know what let's just stop there
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, the famous goodies of 40k
dutchmoose: GASP
itira:
i just realized
TheWriterAleph: @Getter404 BFC
MWGNZ:
Strebenherz:
AH so we blame Ben 
Rhynerd: #BlameBen
manfred909:
SquareDotCube: just tell them it's the laude kind
dumbo3k: @SquareDotCube Doom Cum Laude?
Dog_of_Myth: I bought 3 shirts.
Strebenherz: There's a lotta dvds and other cool merch
Dog_of_Myth: ooooo
gualdhar: awww
HadesLeprechaun: initiating!
TheWriterAleph: Kickoffing
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: Launching an initiative
MacbethSeemsSus: Commencing
LoadingReadyRun:
how's the music volume?
AttackCowboy: Time to start a LRR Blood Bowl league
FatefulWaffle: Beginning
dumbo3k: Start-Kicking
TheAwkes: Kickstarted stole a perfectly useful word from our vocabulary by branding it.
Getter404: A wild Infinity N5 appears
goombalax: one time BFG
gualdhar: oooh Battletech?
Jillexie: Battletech!
gualdhar: Pull out an Atlas?
Metric_Furlong: there are SO Many
Gekyouryuu: the new Gundam game coming in summer alongside the card game
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's cool
MWGNZ: halo game seems wild with your mans just respawning after death
Rhynerd: @Getter404 Did LRR get sent any Infinity starter sets?
Metric_Furlong: even if you *aren't* counting the 'bring your own miniatures' games, there are so many
Getter404: @Rhynerd Sir, I am no pmavers.
Metric_Furlong: (although you should probably still count those: mean you don't have to worry about getting everyone into the same miniature lines)
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Rhynerd: @Getter404 Same, although my memory cannot answer me when i ask if an infinity operation lies among the pmavers boxes.
Rhynerd: My boys!
Getter404: An entire team of Rita Repulsas
CodeIndigo: the monthly show should be called Table Friends
sithenin: I haven't played 40k in 20 years... I should start playing again
pn55: Ooo very cool!
WriterRaven: WOOO go Rhynerd!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's cool
Walla_tv: neat kitbash thats a mace from the deathwatch kit
Jillexie: Lettering is so hard
Gekyouryuu: ""head wizard" was my girlfriend's nickname in college"
NorthstarTex: A destiny wizard huh, did it come from the moon?
TheWriterAleph: moon's haunted?
NorthstarTex: Moon's haunted.
Getter404: Magnus Did Several Things Wrong, Actually
LoadingReadyRun: Strixhaven, but Tzeentch
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun iirc, Tzeentch's stuff in the Commander decks was Izzet colored, so if it's Strixhaven, then Red/Blue Chaos soliders would be Prismarines?
RatherLargeToad: All this Wiz talk makes me want to ease on down the road
Rhynerd: and the Camarilla symbol on the other shoulder
LoadingReadyRun: Flamers are so hot right now
Rhynerd: Yeah, meant to be an eye.
Rhynerd: saved the LRR symbol for the other shoulder
gingerk1d: Is this a brand new edition? 2018/2021/this?
MWGNZ: @gingerk1d yup launched in 2024
Dog_of_Myth: ah the dusty boies
Dog_of_Myth: *bois
Getter404: A wizard should not be 3 up in melee
pn55:
It's a string, because they're a puppet of Tzeentch
xHeroRuSH: Phrasing
goombalax: fly does let you slip past enemy models
Getter404: The Gacha Marines
Chesul: At the end of the day, the Paint is just fluff.
WriterRaven: "Please, Mr. Marinowski was my father. Call me Space."
Getter404: Nice Warpstone, yes-yess
pn55: I love Funko's retro Ultramarines!
LoadingReadyRun: From the New England Gunningtons
airylan: I commend the yellow shoulder pad trim.
Juliamon: I don't know what it says that I don't know of a Gunnington but I have been to Killington
gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun archenemies of Arsenal
Getter404: my boy!
Voidhawk42:
Yeetums
TheWriterAleph: shooty marine kee dink a dink
Shurtal: i just noticed Funko's shirt. LOL
dead_delver: Sick, caught this right when I was gonna work on my Voidscarred Corsairs.
DaxStrife: Aren't we all made of dust?
dead_delver: I love both Vespid and Corsairs though.
Getter404: Kroot tho
calculated_uncertainties:
100
MWGNZ: oooh the expensive tape
Ace__of__Hearts: I've seen a lot of painting of 40K miniatures and I've played the RPG inquisition but I've never actually seen the miniature game played
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Simriel: Wait did Ben's weapon have Saturate as well as Seek Light?
Simriel: Saturate AND Seek Light is bruuuutal for turn 1 shooting
Rhynerd: I am now reminded of when I joked that a model tried to shoot a grenade like a gun when they crit failed throwing it in Infinity.
Simriel: I zoned out btw, what Chapter Tactics did Funko take
Simriel: Does Big Hat Man have a Concel order?
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ProcyonFlynn:
@Rhynerd Accidentally threw the pin instead? 
Rhynerd: @ProcyonFlynn seeing as the crit fail just meant nothing happened, I assume they just pointed the grenade at where they wanted it to do and lightly pulled on the pin like it was the trigger, which fortunately didn't pull the pin out (not that would've been too damaging since it was a smoke grenade)
Voidhawk42: What is Ben using to record his team? The regular GW app is functional but fiddly
Simriel: @voidhawk42 It's called KTDash, I use it too. Its so useful
Voidhawk42: @Simriel Sweet, thanks
ProcyonFlynn:
@Rhynerd Thankyou for the well considered response to my dumb joke 
- that makes way more sense, and I shoulda read the initial more carefully.
tehfewl: "We ball" has been called
Phosfur: Stun grenades only require visibility but damage grenades are regular shot actions
dead_delver: exclamation mark works.
Rhynerd:
@ProcyonFlynn 
Rhynerd: "Now for a brief word from our sponsors, followed by murder."
Juliamon: !break
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Juliamon: !sale
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WiJohn: Large beefy men are about to smash
seanmrwick: ooh, this is pretty dang cool
Juliamon: (TY Paul for fixing the schedule image issue!)
LoadingReadyRun: @WiJohn beefy men and men-shaped piles of dust
Rhynerd: Big meaty men slapping dust
Ace__of__Hearts: so the warpcoven are evil wizards and the Angels of Death are Big Boy Season?
seanmrwick: this sounds and looks better than the warhammer game I played when I was playing as the Necrons
Ace__of__Hearts: Tzneetch loves it when fate is a weapon. He goes bonkers for that shit
MWGNZ: or he can give funko a crit
CaKnuckleguy: Funko Puncho!
LoadingReadyRun: A Salt Doctrine. your food will be delicious!
Ace__of__Hearts: oh Paul is here too hi Paul
WriterRaven: I'm more partial to A Pepper Doctrine.
LoadingReadyRun: @Ace__of__Hearts Hello!
Simriel: Absolutely loving having KT content. I wanna play more Kill Team. Also every time I play kill team it makes me wanna play More Kill Team
Ace__of__Hearts: Paul is just The Voice of Tech Paul is a Tech Priest.
Simriel: Paul is a Machine Spirit on par with a Titan
Ace__of__Hearts: *nods*
Simriel: Lethal 5+ remember
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Ohpea: pew pew
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Ace__of__Hearts: it took me so long to learn that "Bolt" just means "Fancy Bullet"
Voidhawk42: My experience is that Frags are way worse than Kraks against everything tougher than a grot
Ace__of__Hearts: a lot of 40K seems to be using laser pointers to come to an agreement about how large men kill each other.
Rhynerd: and dice
Rhynerd: can't forget the dice
Simriel: @ace__of__hearts Yes. That is 40k. They have even made official laser pointers
LoadingReadyRun: We've secretly replaced his Frag Grenades with water balloons let's see if he notices
CaKnuckleguy: @Ace__of__Hearts Fancy and BIG
Getter404: Oh no?
Simriel: Frags got super nerfed from last edition right?
Voidhawk42: @Ace__of__Hearts Back-in-the-day, we had red plastic sticks instead of lasers. Other than that not much has changed tbh.
Simriel: Cause they used to be absurd?
Simriel: @voidhawk42 don't forget using those to thwack your friends across the back of the hands
Rhynerd: Ah yes, the whippy sticks.
CaKnuckleguy: "Bolter Ammunition (a bolt) is primarily a .75 calibre rocket-propelled round."
LoadingReadyRun: In some ways, the actual in-universe battle is also big men using laser pointers come to an agreement about how to kill eachother. they are just *really powerful* laser pointers
serramarkov: lol
Simriel: A Lasgun is a laser pointer, but a Lascannon is more of a Laser Fist to the Chest
LoadingReadyRun: When wounded you lose 2 inches.... of move
Chesul: "And you lose two inches, not of movement, of height."
Ace__of__Hearts: Ben is going to cast a spill
Ace__of__Hearts: I mean he's an Angel of Death so he is still like 8 feet tall
Cptasparagus: @Chesul does the attacker get taller
Simriel: I mean angels of death have a Ploy to Ignore being Injuted right?
LoadingReadyRun: a height transference gun" would be a great mad scientist weapon
Ace__of__Hearts: Angels of Death are the Jack Reacher Legion
Juliamon: A shrink/grow ray that obeys the laws of conservation of mass
Juliamon: the mass has to come from/go to something
Getter404: Typical Primaris Behavior
TheWriterAleph: waariorrrrrsss... come out and playeeayyyy
Rhynerd: I was wondering how they had so many attacks
Dog_of_Myth:
That's the wrong chaos god there Ben. 
Simriel: Tzeentch don't fuck, they read books, like nerds
LoadingReadyRun: The most terrifying Chaos Sorcerer wear Heelies
dead_delver: if an operative is only obscured, even a conceal order doesn't keep them safe.
Phosfur: Also Obscured stops crit hits which is pretty strong
Ace__of__Hearts: just saw Jon Moxly do something that will most likely require several doctors
Ace__of__Hearts: like I won't post it here but not because of spoilers but because I think it needs a content warning
ZuNy77: ooof
Juliamon: maybe you shouldn't have brought it up then?
dead_delver: all is dust, except sorcerers. sorcerers ain't dust.
Rhynerd: Which means the Dust Friends are only 50% dust presently
Rhynerd: Number may change if we account for the not present gunner who lost his arms is accounted for.
Ace__of__Hearts: sorcerers are pixie dust
WitchyTQ: funko does this thing where he skips steps in his explanations lmao welcome to my life
Rhynerd: Dang, I forgot I wrote "account for" while writing that sentence
dead_delver: once per game abilities are a great example of why the new tokens that come with the teams are so GOATed.
MWGNZ: i-gone halo
Aneximarius: @WitchyTQ everyone loves the ??? step
Ace__of__Hearts: kind of want to see a version of Queen's Gambit with this
LoadingReadyRun: @Ace__of__Hearts lying in bed, Tau and Space Marines moving around on the ceiling
LoadingReadyRun:
Funko's captain is dead, if this was Warmachine, the game would be over
Cptasparagus: I also only have fists
Sudobyte: it's one of my faourite things in warmachine - even if you're losing there's always a chance to win by going for the low-chance warcaster assassination. but it's always something you have to watch for.
Sudobyte: I started with warmachine and now when I play GW minis games i always play a little too cagey with my leader models
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WriterRaven: Send your dice to therapy, not to the penalty box!
chaostreader: does deal normal damage mean the same as turn to normal? like if a crit had a special effect would that still happen.?
MWGNZ: frags seem ok for finishing off groups, not starting damaging them
Phosfur: @chaostreader , all crit effects would still happen I believe. Sometimes with Devastating weapons it's better to leave it as a crit damage š
Phosfur: Lol, typing as Been answers the question but better š
Phosfur: *Ben
Walla_tv: kablam
rosesmcgee: A note on Bolters, they mimic the real life Gyrojet firearm concepts
CDooey: @rosesmcgee das cool
CDooey: are bolter barrels rifled?
v_nome: "I can use the wrath of vengeance" in a sort of disinterested tone was very funny to me.
rosesmcgee: @CDooey I don't know if they specify in the lore if they are rifled but the rocket motor in the round would be able to provide spin stabilization without rifling
CDooey:
@rosesmcgee thrust vectoring bullets??? that's bonkers haha 
dead_delver: I've lost in that situation before.
Rhynerd: Pretty sure Bolters are rifled, since they've largely been changed to fire the rockets like bullets first before the rockets ignite.
HungryHungry_Hobo: Did you guys see the 40k episode of Secret Level and if so what did you think?
LoadingReadyRun: Play to your outs! Your opponent might be hit by a meteor
Sudobyte: I need to figure out what team to play for local kill team night tomorrow
Rhynerd: Maybe Ben's run out of 6s to roll.
goombalax: @Sudobyte necrons
dutchmoose: Fireboy your WHAT?
Sudobyte: @goombalax Maybe. I kinda stopped playing them early this edition because they were too good. Now with the nerfs I could bring them back out
KeytarCat: @dutchmoose If your goo is fireboy, you may be entitled to financial compensation
Rhynerd: I should root for the lads I made but I hope the krak kills.
KeytarCat:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: aw heck I'm late
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Phosfur: Funko keeps reducing his hit rate for overwatch, but I don't think Guard or Counteract does that unless they're now shooting in melee range
Phosfur: As in new edition rules
Sudobyte: @Phosfur oh yeah, I always forget about that. too used to last edition
MWGNZ: you can no longer get both cover and obscured from the same bit of terrain
19 raiders from Sharkfists have joined!
HungryHungry_Hobo: Would you guys ever consider checking out Battletech?
LoadingReadyRun: @HungryHungry_Hobo definitely something we have looked at playing in the future
dead_delver: rotating out only matters in tournament play.
HungryHungry_Hobo: Nice. Battletech is the one minis game I have considered as I love the digital versions
Sudobyte: Warpcoven rotate out (for those who care about that), Angels of Death I think are a bit later they either count as second season or might count as coming from this new edition as they're kind of a new team
DeM0nFiRe: Neat
iris_of_ether:
Cptasparagus: do beyblades count as miniatures?
ProcyonFlynn:
Gloomhaven has miniatures 
Sharkfists: there's some fun indie mini games I'd love to check out at some point
Getter404: Quick, someone send them some Mordheim
Walla_tv: excited to see new stuff bummed to see less killteam
dead_delver: I finished my Voidscarred's cloaks, nice.
HungryHungry_Hobo: 100% down for a minis themed show spun off from AFK
Sharkfists: @Getter404 yesssssss
Rhynerd: I'm glad the Thousand Sons I made for LRR managed to make it onto a stream
xantos69: I would honestly love some AFK of Sabacc. Any chance of that?
Orxolon: hot take:Star wars died with episode
Orxolon: 9
Juliamon: !sale
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Rhynerd: Best of luck with fixing him!
Juliamon: get yourself a discount Dbloon!
Walla_tv: COPIUM
Getter404: Yes... but that doesn't apply to Warmachine, only Kill Team
HungryHungry_Hobo: That's your grey shame pile Ben
Orxolon: hey Funko,how about Blood bowl?
measureofhope: And that's how the unpainted shame pile grows
Sudobyte: Yeah, just get some more warmachine factions
Sharkfists: mmmm ginger
Sharkfists: so tasty
Aneximarius: cori peels ginger for 2 hours
Walla_tv: oh no
HungryHungry_Hobo: For Crossing the Streams if you guys loved that Deer game you would love Last Train Out Of Worm TOwn
Juliamon: HungryHungry_Hobo They already have!
Juliamon: (I would love to see it again though!)
Walla_tv: Didnt the article say you should only play within one bracket? are we not just inviting bad vibes?
ProcyonFlynn: Wheeler, Please Bring Battle of Wits. I know you don't watch this stuff, but I'm just putting that out into the world.
iris_of_ether: They invited chat to play several rounds, too. I got destroyed, A++ would worm again
HungryHungry_Hobo: @Juliamon Time to raid the vod channel!
HungryHungry_Hobo: Oh yeah. Twin Suns Star Wars: Unlimited when?
Juliamon: Wow, such advanced notice!
xantos69:
50 Bits!
TheAinMAP:
Rhynerd: Wish I had saved my sub for here.
TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Love the stream. Thank you
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: The Emperor protects!
TheAinMAP: Good night.
Rhynerd: have a good one!
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