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ContingentCat: !advice
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RockPusher: !badadvice
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accountmadeforants: Commander Brackets, as in bracketing artillery to finally figure out what the appropriate power level of your deck is.
Juliamon: love that one of my YT suggestions after watching FN is titled "YOU NEED TO TRY THIS FORMAT" so... anyone want to guess what format it is?
accountmadeforants: Alchemy
Voidhawk42: @Juliamon Type 1.5?
Earthenone:
im going to take a long shot, goat format in yugioh 
RockPusher: The vlogbrothers "The Format"?
Metric_Furlong: @Juliamon 52 pick-up
accountmadeforants: (In all seriousness, I did netdeck an absolutely heinous Heist- and Chorus-based Alchemy deck for that one recent event, and have been playing it ranked occasionally. It's got a solid winrate and basically everyone concedes before I'm even halfway through their life total. I may be the baddies.)
accountmadeforants:
@Juliamon 
Juliamon: hey, there's a reason bad guys are bad guys. It feels good to be bad.
RockPusher: Juliamon dunno, sounds fake
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Toxxick: this part always gave me Metroid Prime vibes
Metric_Furlong: @r10pez10 instructions unlcear, stuck a post-it note on a french cat
FurthestChunk: are we playing metroid prime or something
Toxxick: @FurthestChunk get out of my head
accountmadeforants: It's wild how nostalgic all these parts manage to sound
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Juliamon: ah, line break troubles
lirazel64: Pharmacy phingies.
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Welbog: You can't... mix brackets!
djalternative: 1, 3, 4, 2?
RockPusher:
I still think a cH visual novel would work really well 
Jadaris: it IS nice, yo
Toxxick: Yeah, this part is big Tales of Symphonia for me
lirazel64: And Autocorrect
345tom: I cant lie bracket and game changer jokes are already so tired to me, and they're all so unoriginal
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nymistrya: I'm just glad Graham clearly advised us all that brackets are a great tool for measuring deck power.
Nickiatori: woah its the guy from the board game cafe
RockPusher:
theamc2000: @dog
djalternative: I do believe that has been already
Juliamon: "I'm feeling a [7]" or something
Sorator13: this mug is full of pith!
spawnofhastur: Smash.
FurthestChunk: who else up pithing they needle
coriolis_storm:
So, who got the 3.5 deck? 
Desruprot: I see Ben found a Pod
r10pez10: patron of the arts
Nickiatori: She pith on my needle till I name a card
RockPusher: Appease Beej by doing a commerce!
HiCallMeRusty: all the pithing needle talk made me think of a button with "Borborygmos no not that one"
Juliamon: !sale
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coriolis_storm: F?
ghyllnox: Nowadays jesters need tech support during their performances
CrossXhunteR: no F
Juliamon: no F
LSRubin: i'll try to squeeze it in, in between plotting the assassination of my rival lords and ladies
Juliamon: !ppr
djalternative: it's extra big this week
Dog_of_Myth: Wooo Brian and Olivia
Welbog: Oops all Kathleen
coriolis_storm: Weird, just got a loading error
lirazel64: Alas, I don't need or have room for more tee-shirts
Mischievous_Catgeist: Finally got my gardening with Greg shirt I kept putting off buying for when I do yard work
accountmadeforants: Wait, that's so soon
JonHerzogArtist: PrePrerelease At Home
CrossXhunteR: the hearthstone guy?
Desruprot: passing the savings on to us
TheWanderingNomad: So we're Pre-Prereleasing At Home?
spawnofhastur: Smash.
coriolis_storm: How many times have you tried getting Brian, I wonder?
TheWanderingNomad:
Dangint beat me to it @JonHerzogArtist 
singinnonsense: we need a new Olivia/Adam round
Scarbble: love a high concept stream
Fruan: If those two aren't on an ep of EDHC I'll... well, I'll probably frown slightly and shrug. But I'll MEAN it.
r10pez10: olivia rules fr
spawnofhastur: can we smash and pass your commanders/
LSRubin: Brian and Olivia on an EDSC soon???
DeM0nFiRe:
A_Dub888: for a second I thought he was going to say "The PP!!!"
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 Second the motion
MrSarkhan:
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Naarius: Pardonne?
Kentosaurus: playing a pod of different brackets so you don't have to
Sorator13: Ooh, interesting
Welbog: Oh neat
Bruceski: My deck is a full moon glittering off a sandy beach
spawnofhastur: All of these commanders are smash btw
coriolis_storm: Exhibition!
LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
TheWanderingNomad: Five Color Okay Stuff?
sgowell: got an order from CK and the button is “I’m feeling about a seven”
gualdhar: oh baby
Bugberry: Big Legendary Wurm I hope
ShifuDaxiongmao: There better be at least one cat in that, Ben
korvys: Got the Hunted cards?
dasdardly: yo you got any quests?
korvys: Nice
northos: yesss
Dog_of_Myth: YES
r10pez10: i hope grothama is here
avjamethyst: haunted angel one time
TheWanderingNomad: Dang
micalovits: Lets go!
Welbog: I'm here for this tbh
thraximore:
LRRbot: Hunted Lammasu [2WW] | Creature — Lammasu [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent creates a 4/4 black Horror creature token.
Voidhawk42: Hunted Wumpus???
Diabore:
oh kathleen just got hyped
Marvoleath:
the wumpus
korvys: Love the Hunted cards
Bugberry: Grothama I hope
A_Dub888: Which one's the Kut Ku?
northos: 100 blue black magic cards dot deck (positive)
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djalternative: Ulmer's got them MagicCon Chicago sleeves
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
powerflapjack: kathleen's hair looks great
TheWanderingNomad: A Deck of Theseus (But not helmed by Theseus)
ShifuDaxiongmao: depending on the changes, they might not have played against that deck
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
Squirrels! I am now cheering for Serge. 
Bugberry: Nuts for Nuts
RockPusher: Cocaine Squirrel
TheWanderingNomad:
So he's running a normal Squirrel Commander deck 
Bruceski: Cocaine Squirrel, coming this Fall
Mindfire13: That one squirrel from Hoodwink'd
Skippysmock: Lawl, Celcius ad as Serge says to it's logical limit
A_Dub888: so squirrels?
Bugberry: Squirrels bursting at the seams
djalternative: the mixed life totals gives me "an extra player joining a YGO duel mid-game" energy
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
WalrusOntheCourt: Squirrel Force 3. Ready to throw bad nuts (other players) into the furnace. Which might not be lit today. If we're lucky.
r10pez10: ocean eyes?
RatherLargeToad: You monster!
powerflapjack: what are serge's game changers
Mindfire13: Serge, what are your Game Changers?
Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun Invalid URL for non-Slacks
ShifuDaxiongmao:
So, who's the threat? 
LSRubin: he mentioned Cradle, thats 1
Bugberry: Everyone playing Black it seems
Stevie_T: As all Yuriko players are
flatluigi: it'd be funny if serge is technically bracket 2
Mindfire13: You should have run The One Ring
r10pez10: three moxen and dig through time
wiigamer1995: suprised doubeling season is not a gamechanger 🤔
AttackCowboy: Wheeler, how many points is your deck?
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun that would have been fantastic
ekplayscards: Good evening bengineering fans and bengineering fans only.
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Voidhawk42: Rule consideration: should it be "lowest bracket deck goes first", or "highest bracket deck goes last"?
LRRbot: Memnite [0] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1]
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Reldnahcire: go Serge, #TeamSquirrel 🐿️
r10pez10: presumably you want to give the most powerful deck the most disadvantage
A_Dub888: someone off by one?
r10pez10: so 20 life and also starting last
RedJackz: is there a reason their life totals are off?
WalrusOntheCourt: I wonder if there is a card that is Pro Squirrel...
LRRbot: Bounty Board [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.
MrSarkhan: I don't even want to read my own slack
flatluigi: @RedJackz it's a gimmick night where everyone's playing different deck strengths and it's an attempt to balance it
djalternative: Look, Paul's the one asking us to read your slack tonight
DrChillbrain: yoooo message board
dasdardly: I heckin love bounty board!
korvys: @RedJackz They're playing 4 different bracket decks, life totals to balance
DMGlol: A bounty county
RatherLargeToad: The quicker, thicker picker-upper?
ekplayscards: BOUNTY COUNTY!
RedJackz: Coolio
wiigamer1995:
what is bens theme? 
LRRbot: Tainted Isle | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.
Scarbble: bounter counters!
johnnylongtorso: bounties? this isn't Star Wars Unlimited
agentofsaruman69: i wonder if ben is running the card that has the "bounty county" misprint
TheWanderingNomad:
Four color and one blue
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Kindred Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
northos: @wiigamer1995 Monster Hunter
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben is playing Wet 4color
Mindfire13: Saskia would be a great Hunter though
Diabore: !card alela cunning
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
LRRbot: Swarmyard | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.
r10pez10: all time top to bottom banger
ekplayscards: GASP how could someone not like Saskia
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Forlorgen: I GOT INTO RADIOGRAPHY SCHOOL LRR FRIENDS!
LRRbot: Nested Shambler [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is this creature's power.
Juliamon: Forlorgen GRATS!!!
Fruan: Clamping the shambler is so great
Dog_of_Myth: Congrats Forlorgen
JonHerzogArtist: the clampbler
WalrusOntheCourt: Someone needs Protection from Squirrels...
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
Forlorgen: @Juliamon THANK YOU!!!!
HiCallMeRusty: Congrats friend!
A_Dub888: Uh ohhhhh, nesty shamblyyyyy
Forlorgen: @HiCallMeRusty THANK YOU!
ContingentCat: !findquote squirrel
LRRbot: Quote #3147: "I need a squirrel once I'm done with this." —Ian [2016-08-08]
LSRubin: "clamping the shambler" sounds like a euphemism for something foul
Scarbble: who up etc etc
LithelyUnshod: otag superior
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
singinnonsense: they need to make an Emrakul that has Protection from squirrels
coriolis_storm: !card chatterfang
LRRbot: Did you mean: Chatterfang, Squirrel General; Emrakul and Chatterfang
r10pez10: the art tagger is so powerful
LRRbot: Temporal Trespass [8UUU] | Sorcery | Delve / Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Trespass.
northos:
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
micalovits: EWwwww
coriolis_storm: !card chatterfang, sqirrel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BottleGnomes: lmao
Kentosaurus: ouch
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
JinaMahavira:
Holy
korvys: DAMN
flatluigi: was that a blind bob
hackingducks: ow.
thraximore: OOF
Diabore: yeah id call that a good one
Scarbble: lmao
Rebelcow: Wow holy
CrossXhunteR: what a play
Stevie_T: always a good feeling
Geldaran: Oof!
RockPusher: quite the hit
Fruan: Just Yuriko things
KhazzyB: HOW DOES HE DO IT
Bugberry: suddenly the different life totals don't mean that much.
couchboyj: Just Yuriko things
NornsFelidar: gross
LRRbot: Memnite [0] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1]
Mindfire13: Proving why Yuriko's a Game Changer
JonHerzogArtist:
We may get in a 2nd game!
johnnylongtorso: @singinnonsense Emrakul, the Squirreled Anew
owangel1: Time to gang up on Wheeler
northos: that's one way to even the playing field lmao
coriolis_storm: !card chatterfang, squirrel
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
joelmtgg: was that a blind flip lol
A_Dub888: OOF
korvys: 35 damage on turn 2
hackingducks: this is looking to be a long game folks. buckle in for the next three minutes
Diabore: casual 35 damage to the table on t2
ShifuDaxiongmao: my biggest question for Serge's deck... is there an urza's legacy Might of Oaks? (beeeeg squirrel in art)
r10pez10: chat loves to see it; wheeler being the bad guy
LRRbot: Hunted Horror [BB] | Creature — Horror [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, target opponent creates two 3/3 green Centaur creature tokens with protection from black.
Marvoleath: !decks
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: pro MTG tip: unsettle your opponents by referring to your Upkeep phase as “Time for Uppies!!”
LoadingReadyRun:
@ShifuDaxiongmao I have good news
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Scarbble: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff untap, uppies, draw - clearly the correct way to start the turn
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djalternative: everyone gets to fecund
Marvoleath: that skull, so clamped
feltlegen: may have missed the rules intro, but is there any change to commander damage rules? or just starting health?
Marvoleath: just health afaik
ShifuDaxiongmao:
@LoadingReadyRun Perfect
LoadingReadyRun: @feltlegen just starting health
northos: (it's just a black faerie, though that probably won't matter)
A_Dub888: Serge has repeatable ancestral, archenemy found
r10pez10: i didn't ever consider cards could be unslabbed lol
an_archist2: Bitterblossom [HEAVILY EMANCIPATED]
feltlegen:
@LoadingReadyRun ok, thx
ztghostie: @A_Dub888 ben literally just domed them for 12 each
Pywodwagon: This feels like a story yall would appreciate, they had a DanDan tournament at chicago, and the prizes included graded DanDans, and the second place player immediately cracked theirs and ate it
Bugberry: !card ulalek
LRRbot: Ulalek, Fused Atrocity [{C/W}{C/U}{C/B}{C/R}{C/G}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [2/5] | Devoid / Whenever you cast an Eldrazi spell, you may pay {C}{C}. If you do, copy all spells you control, then copy all other activated and triggered abilities you control. You may choose new targets for the copies.
accountmadeforants: @r10pez10 They need to be able to unslab them to imprison them in a stronger slab
kristof162028: Hey Ben-Ben I really like ur theme deck bc i built a Golgari bounty counters/ deathtouch matters version with chevill bane of monsters as the commander
r10pez10: accountmadeforants when avacyn left the helvault
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: one or more is the thing here
PixelsCatCafe: Wonder if serge is running earthcraft and squirrel nest combo .... infinite squirels
Bugberry: It's just like Hardened Scales but with tokens.
Stevetr0n: 4 squirrels
Diabore: plus that many one/one's
micalovits: Serge is correct
Scarbble: if you make tokens you make that many squirrels also
RaklarLS: it makes as many squirrels as you make tokens
AllTheWeasels: 4 squirrels
korvys: 4
SpiritedChampignon: 4 squirels
Pywodwagon: its 4
johnnylongtorso: reading the card fails to explain the card
Rogue_07: Serge is right
LSRubin: it's not "that many +1" it's "those tokens plus that many"
Mindfire13: X tokens + X squirrels
justalog96: It's 4 squirrels
Marvoleath: Serge is right, "that many" not plus one
SpiritedChampignon: SKWRLS!
Rogue_07: Chatterfang is *obnoxious* with that one pirate that makes a treasure when something dies
couchboyj: Weird wording
justalog96: Chatterfang not okay haha
Bugberry: @Marvoleath I just realized that. They do so few doubling effects as it is, yet this doesn't actually say double.
JonHerzogArtist: Is this Judge's Tower!?
Rootpotato: yes
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Pywodwagon: all of them are tapped
dasdardly: they're all tapped
Mindfire13: JUDGE
Alas_Babylon: All of them are tapped, it's a replacement effect
ztghostie: ITs a replacement effect, so they are tapped
CrossXhunteR: these are shiny squirrels
RatherLargeToad: S.I.M.C Squirrels in my clamp
Rootpotato: it coppies all atributes of the tokens
NornsFelidar: they all are tapped
owangel1: We need a Judge for Serge, which is ironic
singinnonsense: that many +1/+1 plus one
frank_the_great:
Alela 
I love my Alela deck. It's pretty, and all of its mechanics are my jam
djalternative: token replacement always gets complicated
Marvoleath:
@owangel1 Serge said this before - he either judges or plays, not both at once 
Forlorgen: Its those tokens plus that many squirells
ShifuDaxiongmao:
went through Serge's decklist and as a long time squirrel player, there is a lot to love there. 
Arakasi01: Clogged This Early sounds like someone's terrible autobiography
flatluigi: ben's draw effect is a may
LRRbot: Ingenious Infiltrator [2UB] | Creature — Vedalken Ninja [2/3] | Ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Forlorgen: so they get the original tokens plus an equal amount of squirells they misplayed
r10pez10: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
Forlorgen: it never says plus one
brendonthebrewbarian: hope everyone is having a great Friday evening.
AllTheWeasels: @Forlorgen they did it right 2+2
northos: @Forlorgen they ended up playing it correctly
Gadora: @Forlorgen That's how they played it.
Marvoleath: @Forlorgen no misplay in the end, 4 squirrels were created
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Bugberry: plus one plus one plus one
micalovits: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Bugberry: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
LRRbot: Mathas, Fiend Seeker [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life."
r10pez10: good underlighting
flatluigi: i don't think that's correct
CrossXhunteR: that feels weird
Marvoleath: also, the Mathas counters do not need Mathas on the board to work from now on
Bugberry: The bounty counters are just a reminder for Mathas' effect
flatluigi: oh, no that is correct
r10pez10: that is pretty weird though yeah
Alas_Babylon: So I came in late, does the Jegantha deck have a spicy theme for being Bracket 1?
r10pez10: Alas_Babylon monster hunter!
agentofsaruman69:
mods, can we have a prediction for whether or not benben will accidentally say "bounty county" during the stream
Fruan: @Alas_Babylon Monster Hunter!
ShifuDaxiongmao:
"Weird synergies" does feel like a very bracket 1 deck
dasdardly: what'd i do
Alas_Babylon: Ah, heck yeah
Diabore: @Alas_Babylon monster hunter, killing bens things give benefits
LRRbot: Scion of Oona [2U] | Creature — Faerie Soldier [1/1] | Flash / Flying / Other Faerie creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other Faeries you control have shroud.
DrLigmaPhD: A Scoona, if you will
CrossXhunteR: where are these squirrels from (like the product release, not the game effect that created them)
agentofsaruman69: @CrossXhunteR unstable
Marvoleath: @Alas_Babylon Monster Hunter - kinda group hug with extra spice
r10pez10: okay for a second there i thought those were chocolate chips
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR unstable iirc
Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR Bloomburrow, Modern Horizons and Un-sets
ShifuDaxiongmao: @CrossXhunteR There was a squirrel commander deck in Bloomburrow. It's a good start.
r10pez10: may i eat a bounty counter
EricTheOrange: air flyers? as opposed to water flyers?
HadesLeprechaun: I like 36 lands and like 2 MDFCs
Marvoleath: @r10pez10 since counters can technically be represented by food items, you could
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Fruan: Getting an air flyer revolutionized my cooking.
skybloo16: @EricTheOrange shadow flyers
LRRbot: Doubling Season [4G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. / If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
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ShifuDaxiongmao:
let's go!
Alas_Babylon: Hmm, I hear that's a good card
LRRbot: Arcane Denial [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. / You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
TheAwkes: @r10pez10 They must be chocolate and coconut, right?
A_Dub888: Is Serge the only one not running a blue commander?
public_key_reveal_party: Green isn't great at drawing cards, she's helping serge
LRRbot: Scavenger's Talent [B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. / {2}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Marvoleath: @A_Dub888 technically yes, albeit BenBen is very light on blue
Alas_Babylon: @A_Dub888 Yep, but Jegantha doesn't seem terribly focused on interacting with the stack
Diabore: @A_Dub888 technically yes, but ben said his deck was jegantha with an blue card
ShaneLeeAtk: ABCs - Always Be Casting Squirrels
Alas_Babylon: Always Be Csquirrels
LSRubin: always be clamping
Diabore: !card bounty board
LRRbot: Bounty Board [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.
LoadingReadyRun: "Clamp a Squirrel": title of a TikTok video that I'm *not* watching
Diabore: and bounty board right?
Alas_Babylon: Wait, there's only six cards with "bounty counter?" I swore there were more ;-;
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r10pez10: good counter on the doubling season
r10pez10: there's "prey counters" on a couple too i think? and "hit counters"
JinaMahavira: 3 for serge, yeah? from ben's enchantment
Marvoleath: @Alas_Babylon yea, and they dont all work together that well, especially if you want a bounty commander
Alas_Babylon: Dang
flatluigi: ben's enchantment is a may
Diabore: @JinaMahavira he drew at the start
ztghostie: we're gonna mill serge out at this rate
Marvoleath: but there are also the bounty minigame from OTJ commander
JinaMahavira: @Diabore ah great
Flyingdelorion: Kathleen draws at the next turns upkeep so Wheelers upkeep?
Diabore: one for fecundity, everything else, then 2 for clamp
Alas_Babylon: @Flyingdelorion Yep
Flyingdelorion: Ah, I see, nice!
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
r10pez10: !card temporal trespass
LRRbot: Temporal Trespass [8UUU] | Sorcery | Delve / Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Trespass.
Flyingdelorion: Thank you anyway @Alas_Babylon
Alas_Babylon: Two players could literally die here, Yuriko is a silly billy
LRRbot: Mockingbird [XU] | Creature — Bird Bard [1/1] | Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
r10pez10: @r10pez10 this is a good joke
Alas_Babylon: and it's a Bird!
Diabore: love mockingbird, such a great design
glitched_goddess: “MoCkInG bIrD”- said bird
LRRbot: Ingenious Prodigy [XU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/1] | Skulk / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from it. If you do, draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: Wizard kiddo
r10pez10: i'M MoCkInGbIrD aNd I'm HuNtEd
CrossXhunteR: this is the 2nd time ive seen this card in the past week or so. had never heard of it before
micalovits: Yea, those sleeves definetly look like something else on a quick glance
DoomBringerIL: what? WHAT??
DoomBringerIL: say it!
Alas_Babylon: womp womp
Nickiatori: wait was that skulk in the main set?
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfrotable saying on camera.
LRRbot: New quote #9279: "Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfrotable saying on camera." —Wheeler [2025-03-21]
Diabore:
Alas_Babylon: Nat 1 Persuasion
JonHerzogArtist: Good argument
elitefourkaren: ben failing to give the right card art is a time tested combo
LRRbot: Shay Cormac [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Rogue [1/1] | {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof, indestructible, protection, shroud, and ward until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, put a bounty counter on that creature. / Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Shay Cormac.
CrossXhunteR: @elitefourkaren they make so many versions of cards now
Gadora: Slight typo in that quote.
thraximore: bounty county!
thraximore:
HadesLeprechaun: from one of the better ACs that no one played!
gualdhar: oh, I was wondering how Ben got to cast a black spell, completely forgot Jegantha is 5c identity
Gadora:
Bounter counter! 
NornsFelidar: lesson kids, never tell your opponents which permanent you value the most)
r10pez10: !modquote 9279 (Wheeler) [Now] Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera.
LRRbot: Modified quote #9279: "Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera." —Wheeler [2025-03-21]
r10pez10: thanks gadora
micalovits: For there only being 6 bounty counter cards, he sure has drawn a lot of them
HedgehogKnight: So many rolls of paper towels
glitched_goddess: paper towel counters
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: !decks
r10pez10: !decklists
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Ty
micalovits: And only 1 card right?
Nukified: too late, we all draw now
EricTheOrange: we get two cfards comrade
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Ah, K I just wanted to see what theme Ben's 1 was going for
Diabore: !card county board
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: !card bounty board
LRRbot: Bounty Board [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.
Diabore: i think it should only have been 2 life and 1 draw
HadesLeprechaun: who needs to put card draw in your deck when Bens deck is at the table
Diabore: there were 2 counters but on 1 creature
sqaulie: yo chat how does sacrificing a blocking creature into something with trample work?
Marvoleath: was it Mathas bounty?
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Alas_Babylon: @sqaulie The damage goes through
JinaMahavira: @sqaulie Nope
LRRbot: Faerie Bladecrafter [2B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.
Sorator13: @sqaulie you take full damage
Marvoleath: Mathas does not care about counters, only if it targeted it. Board cares only about counters
Bugberry: @sqaulie Ride Down is a card that basically relies on that interaction.
micalovits: Mathas is... Annoyingly templated compared to the other bounty cards
sqaulie: Thank you chat
r10pez10: my other faerie is a honda odyssey
CrossXhunteR: food time
CrossXhunteR: and squirrel time
MegaDosX: Get bigg
Alas_Babylon: beeg
Voidhawk42: IT's two players dealt damge, does that increase it? Or no?
superdude097: But it was to 2 differnt players so there should be 2 triggers
Diabore: @superdude097 serge didnt take damage
superdude097: Oh right!
MegaDosX: Serge should've taken one shouldn't he?
NornsFelidar: 2 counters, triggers per player
MegaDosX: One of the tokens attacked not the Scion
Voidhawk42: @Diabore Yes he did, the thing attacking him had shroud
Seth_Erickson: I been omitting reliquary tower a lot more recently
Alas_Babylon: @NornsFelidar Serge took no damage
micalovits: He sure did, it wasn't the attacking creature that serge killed since
Alas_Babylon: @Voidhawk42 Shroud is not unblockable
GasCityGaming:
@Voidhawk42 it doesn't in this case because it says 'one or more' if it just said 'a player is dealt damage' then that would increase it
MegaDosX: Serge let the token hit him but killed the Scion of Oona
TheAwkes: Keeping the best 7 out of your hand is still a great position to be in.
FurthestChunk: what did serge block with
NornsFelidar: why didn't he? he killed creature that didn't attack
MegaDosX: That's correct
DrLigmaPhD: per player not farie
micalovits: Serge didn't block, he killed the one that buffed and gave shroud
FurthestChunk: he has no birds or spiders
Alas_Babylon: Oh snap
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
JonHerzogArtist: naming Moogle
Diabore: @NornsFelidar ooooooh thats on me, i thought he killed the one attacking him
Alas_Babylon: Naming, Weasel
r10pez10: he chose monkey right
ShifuDaxiongmao:
and that's where doubling season would've been extra fun
LRRbot: Chatter of the Squirrel [G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Flashback {1}{G}
FFanatic: He chose Ape actually
superdude097: From the rulings: Normally, combat damage is dealt all at the same time. In that case, Faerie Bladecrafter's first triggered ability *triggers once for each player that Faeries you control dealt combat damage to,* regardless of how many creatures were dealing that damage. If any of those Faeries have double strike or first strike, the ability will trigger once for each player dealt damage in each combat damage step.
Sorator13:
MegaDosX: There we go
CrossXhunteR: that squirrel
Nickiatori: does shuffle up not like dice?
micalovits: Yet it makes two... Curious
Alas_Babylon: Cool and good
A_Dub888: of by one (word)
Welbog: Chatter of this squirrel in particular
Kentosaurus: wheeler beat me to it
MegaDosX: Picks Chatterfang, "I'm trying to minimise the noise on the board"
MegaDosX: One of the most tokeny decks that ever tokened
micalovits: Yea, they Chatter far to much for it to be quiet
rogerivany: After playing "Chatter" of the squirrel
TheAwkes: Weird. When twitch is flaking out (as usual) it goes to a still of Coordinated Assault from the intro (not as usual)...
LSRubin: serving fecundity
ShifuDaxiongmao:
to be fair... as a squirrel deck it hasn't really "gone off" yet
MegaDosX: It's when there's +1/+1 counters on tokens that it starts getting difficult
MegaDosX: And differing numbers of them
Nickiatori: Ben is playing a secret mill deck
Marvoleath: I have a deck that has 30 different types of tokens
r10pez10: yeah i've steered more towards decks where i feel like playing commander but not thinking very hard
korvys: I heard the concept of a Bar Cube recently, which is a cube with no tokens or counters - need a Bar commander deck
MrPipboy3000: Serge is dead to mill if anyone wraths ... lol
Marvoleath: @MrPipboy3000 fecu is may
MegaDosX: Yeah that kind of stuff gets harder to track properly
r10pez10: korvys very cool restriction
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
frank_the_great: Giada is like that too
KeytarCat:
@Marvoleath But would you not? 
Alas_Babylon: owo
MegaDosX: Phrasing.
FFanatic: Ayo?
KhazzyB: HUHH
bilboobbaggins: somebody said top
Commodore_Perry_GG: It comes with your choice of toppings
Bugberry: let it rip
Nickiatori: WHEELER
CrossXhunteR: ive seen Ben top before. he tops well
niccus: is... that... good?
Marvoleath: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
Seth_Erickson:
so this is the fastest topper in the west huh
Alas_Babylon: Olive oil if you're fancy
DrLigmaPhD: No ninjas no ninjas no?
LSRubin: i played against a Geralf deck the other day that killed us with an Aetherflux, and had to track both zombie count and storm count the whole time
CrossXhunteR: !card scavenger's talent
LRRbot: Scavenger's Talent [B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. / {2}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "teacher's beyblade"
Diabore:
@LSRubin 
Alas_Babylon: A bitofajerk
InfiniTokens: "I hate to..." (he doesn't)
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: !card foil
LRRbot: Foil [2UU] | Instant | You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Foil [2UU] | Instant | You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
InfiniTokens: That was great harmony
Scarbble: foil foil, pog
LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
r10pez10: so hard to search up that card btw
flatluigi: foiled again
bytecaster: The foil foil foiled
Nickiatori: ooh thats a stack
elitefourkaren: bracket 4 salt
KingdomsTV: Foil foil is uncounterable tho...
MegaDosX: -5/-5
micalovits: Its 0 sadly
flatluigi: isn't it zero because it's dismembered
Marvoleath: x = -1
dm818: power is 0
MrPipboy3000: Its power is -1
MegaDosX: Power is zero
Desruprot: foil foil how rare
LRRbot: Contagion [3BB] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Distribute two −2/−1 counters among one or two target creatures.
rogerivany: Foil Foil? Reminds me of the Gamestore Hairy Tarantula I visit when I go to Toronto.
superdude097: Yeah, Power is 0 not 4
Bugberry: bob effect, boba fett
NornsFelidar: yeah...no life change there
Marvoleath: X = 0, power was -1
flatluigi:
\
FFanatic: Contagion, no relation to the engine
Pywodwagon: there should be no life change, the creatures power was zero because of dismember
CrossXhunteR: oh, Wheeler is just opening up a combat avenue i see
r10pez10: that cat is so sad
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun could we get the life totals fixed from the dismember
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
MegaDosX: Biggest Yuriko smacks of all time
r10pez10: discard down to seven at random
flatluigi: there we go
CrossXhunteR: hey, most people are at similar life totals
MegaDosX: Paul, taking credit for chat, smh my head
KeytarCat: As he should
KhazzyB: Pywo had it first!
Nickiatori: ty paul !
elitefourkaren: i think mr. ulmer has a slight advantage
r10pez10: reading chat is a mistake
MegaDosX: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Diabore: great job paul
LRRbot: Hunted Bonebrute [2B] | Creature — Skeleton Beast [6/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent creates two 1/1 white Dog creature tokens. / When this creature dies, each opponent loses 3 life. / Disguise {1}{B}
r10pez10: !lovepaul
ShifuDaxiongmao:
when it's wrong, it's chat.. when it's right, it's Paul... as is tradition
LoadingReadyRun:
I am merely a conduit for the always-correct chat rules calls
Diabore: dog?
r10pez10: !paul
Diabore: dog dog
Seth_Erickson: oh dog
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InfiniTokens: Doggo tokens!
Juliamon: Paul is our filter
CrossXhunteR: so cute
Juliamon: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
northos: they're all good dogs
theamc2000: the dogs are investigating
Seth_Erickson: even the bonebrute is a good dog
A_Dub888: Di-squirrel-mination
Voidhawk42: Dogtectives!
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InfiniTokens: The MKM dogs were the fist ones that made 1/1 doggo tokens FINALLY affordable. Before that they were $8/ea
KeytarCat: Would Serge get extra squirrels off one of Ben's Hunted creatures?
nevyn666: cats > dogs
northos:
@KeytarCat he would, yeah
r10pez10: eight dollars holy schnikes
NornsFelidar: Valencia pups
KeytarCat: neat
KeytarCat: !card chatterfang
LRRbot: Did you mean: Chatterfang, Squirrel General; Emrakul and Chatterfang
LRRbot: Saw in Half [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
KeytarCat: !card chatterfang, squirr
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: Oooooh boyyyyy
MegaDosX: Gross
CrossXhunteR: jesus
theamc2000: draw a card
MegaDosX: I see how this didn't get played on Shuffle Up
r10pez10: eeeee
Alas_Babylon: The Squirrels *don't* gain counters, though, right?
northos: I believe they don't gain counters, no
Alas_Babylon: Thank the goodness
CrossXhunteR: were game objects a mistake?
Pywodwagon: the squirrel tokens will not see the mimics
Pywodwagon: no wait
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects.
LRRbot: New quote #9280: "I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects." —Serge [2025-03-21]
MegaDosX: Saw has to resolve in its entirety first I think
Pywodwagon: !card metallic mimic
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
chaostreader: !card scavenger’s talent
LRRbot: Scavenger's Talent [B] | Enchantment — Class | Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {1}{B}: Level 2 / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. / {2}{B}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Alas_Babylon: The one made from the Food will, yeah
Pywodwagon: replacement means they don't enter with
LSRubin: this is the moment where, when i play against a Chatterfang deck, i say "cool just let me know when you go infinite"
Alas_Babylon: But the ones made from the Mimic won't
kumatsu: agree with Pywo
r10pez10: wait, Saw In Half got a reprint?
Alas_Babylon: Yep!
northos: first you put in 2 mimics and 2 squirrels, which don't see each other and get no counters. then, you get a food and a squirrel, which sees both mimics
dasdardly: replacement effects cannot look back in time
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Bloomburrow Commander, the squirrel deck in fact
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Alas_Babylon: 1 Squirrel gets a counter, 2 Squirrels don't
dasdardly: first you draw a card from fecundity
NornsFelidar: replacement effectsnshould exist before the event they are trying to replace happens
Pywodwagon: correct ben
LightspeedSloth: What’s Ben Ben’s bracket 1 theme?
Nickiatori: this is too many tokens lol
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler is correct
BottleGnomes: what a hero
Alas_Babylon: @LightspeedSloth Monster Hunter / bounty counters
dasdardly: how many +1 counters does the food get though
northos: also, the copy tokens aren't tapped
LightspeedSloth: HUNT
Alas_Babylon: @dasdardly None, as the Food isn't being generated from any effect that makes Squirrels
Pywodwagon: mimic tokens are untapped, if it's relevant
Diabore: right yeah the mimics arent tapped
LRRbot: Exhume [1B] | Sorcery | Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.
Nickiatori: fecundity is gonna mill serge out lol
flatluigi: !card fecundity
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
glitched_goddess: exhume a zoom zoom!
Diabore: @Nickiatori thatnkfully its a may
flatluigi: it's important that it's a may but, yknow, greed
r10pez10: hahaha
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
Nickiatori: @Diabore but saying no to drawing a card is losing value lol
MegaDosX: !card dauthi voidwalker
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
northos: also, this time Serge's mimic DOES get 2 counters, right?
NornsFelidar: @northos correct
r10pez10: mimic pointing at mimic pointing at mimic
micalovits: Not drawing yourself out with fecundity is a cowards move
MegaDosX: That Voidwalker is going to mess with Serge's deck
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX luckily ben chose to not exhume it
MegaDosX: Oh did he? I heard he said he was grabbing it but was afk
kaspy131: !card alela
LRRbot: Did you mean: Horned Loch-Whale // Lagoon Breach; Alela, Cunning Conqueror; Alela, Artful Provocateur
MegaDosX:
Good news, that would just confuse things further 
LRRbot: Blasphemous Edict [3BB] | Sorcery | You may pay {B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost if there are thirteen or more creatures on the battlefield. / Each player sacrifices thirteen creatures of their choice.
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX yeah, he chose not it to get some tokens from ben ulmer
Alas_Babylon: Yeeeeeees
Alas_Babylon: One mana blow everything up
kaspy131: 2
micalovits: He grabbed something else so Ben gave him the centaurs
NornsFelidar: voidwalker notably doesn't care about tokens dying as they are not cards
Voidhawk42: Everyone draws so many
MegaDosX: Oh that's a lot of card draw about to happen
Alas_Babylon: Wow, it only took me five seconds to fall in love with this card lol
Alas_Babylon: What ane fficient little guy
r10pez10: yeah edict rules
MegaDosX: Blasphemous Edict is amazing
r10pez10: it's a cool twist on act
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MegaDosX: It's not as "heck this whole board" as Blasphemous Act but it's still very strong
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MegaDosX: And being sacrifice gets around indestructible
CrossXhunteR: man, just full grips all around
Alas_Babylon: ANd I guess you can't do dumb nonsense with Firesong & Sunspeaker
Derekwillis: I think I need Ben's list.
Seth_Erickson: fecundity is a may right? not that you often don't want to draw
Marvoleath: !decks
Welbog: How many cm tall is Serge's library at this point?
Diabore: @Seth_Erickson yes, and yes
r10pez10: for four different brackets i'm glad the game is as balanced as it is, but i'm sure a big part of tha tis how the pilots are running
MegaDosX:
If you don't draw off Fecundity off a Blasphemous Edict you are a coward
LSRubin: Serge was like, easily twice as excited for the food token as he was for the 8 cards
CrossXhunteR: after all, why shouldn't i
micalovits: You should be able to get to 6 lands this turn
MegaDosX: tfw you have a limited deck for a hand
gualdhar: ow
CrossXhunteR: oh no, hot mic
micalovits: Mawp
Juliamon: mawp
Alas_Babylon: Mic 5 is crackly
public_key_reveal_party: Mawp
Nickiatori: ow mic
Rogue_07: mic static....
Sorator13: oh god mawp
ghyllnox: Mawp
gualdhar: crunch on the mic
blackcat_ethan: mic
MegaDosX: What the heck was that noise
elitefourkaren: ow mic
chorinas: ow
Muddy_Thunder: whoa somebodies mic
powerflapjack: woof
dasdardly: ouch
r10pez10: we don't deserve keanu
MrPipboy3000: At least Serge's Gaia's Cradle would be useless now ...
Welbog: Serge's mic I think
frank_the_great: who did it
theamc2000: I think someone shuffle on mic
CrossXhunteR: the recently released N100 showdown had some good "um, yeah..." going on
Diabore: someones mic got real mad at all the card draw
Nickiatori: mic is fixed
chorinas: you sure?
definenull:
mic 5
Alas_Babylon: Michael 3
Sorator13: you didn't match the mics to the brackets? smh
r10pez10: it went away though
thraximore:
@Sorator13
r10pez10: haunted ass mic
bytecaster: You haven't played a land, Wheeler
Natedogg2: You can trust me to make a ruling. You can't trust me to remember if you made a land drop or not.
Alas_Babylon: Rankle, Master of Prankles!
MegaDosX: Just a little guy!
glitched_goddess: why would chat lie?
DaFhaye: Just a little guy
Mindfire13:
ben skipped hid turn
CrossXhunteR: !card rankle, master of pranks
LRRbot: Rankle, Master of Pranks [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — / • Each player discards a card. / • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
LoadingReadyRun:
so are the Bounty Board bounty counters different from the Mathas bounty counters?
A_Dub888:
@r10pez10 L has mics for their asses? 
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun kinda?
A_Dub888: *LRR
r10pez10: kind of?
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun no, but Mathas' effect does not technically come from the counters
MegaDosX: !card Bounty board
LRRbot: Bounty Board [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. / Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
we were denied Rankle's pretty face on the card viewer
thegreatwyrdling: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
Marvoleath: the Mathas counter is only a reminder
CrossXhunteR: similar to Omo Everything counters not doing anything by themselves, i guess
r10pez10: oh like uhhh that one lady who reanimates with a counter
DaFhaye: Bounty board is a lot of fun
LRRbot: Three Tree City | Legendary Land | As Three Tree City enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to the number of creatures you control of the chosen type.
MegaDosX: Mathas is reasonably old at this point
Cptasparagus: @A_Dub888 thats what the shotgun mics are for
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Isareth
InfiniTokens: What are you naming the squirrel? Charlie?
LRRbot: Scurry Oak [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Diabore: hot damn got the full art autumn one
MegaDosX: No Rosie Oak or Helioak
LSRubin: The bounty board is for the whole community, but Mathas is a lone wolf who only cares about his own bounties
Diabore: that oak is scurry
Bugberry: They've occasionally had cards that use counters only as reminders with no inherent ability, rarely do they get used later with actual mechanical relevance.
niccus: sqrl svrn
LRRbot: Squirrel Sovereign [1G] | Creature — Squirrel Noble [2/2] | Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
CrossXhunteR: no infinites in here?
Nickiatori: Scurry oak goes infinite with a ham sandwish
HadesLeprechaun: Bracket 3 says infinites are okay if late game, yeah?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Cavern of Squirrels... I need that
chaostreader: the token should make evolve happen.
NornsFelidar: you don't need white for infinite squirrels with the oak🤫
LRRbot: Thornvault Forager [1G] | Creature — Squirrel Ranger [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: @chaostreader no the token will only be a 2/2
LRRbot: Mindbreak Trap [2UU] | Instant — Trap | If an opponent cast three or more spells this turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Exile any number of target spells.
Alas_Babylon: oofa
micalovits: Yes!
MegaDosX: Holy shit
AllTheWeasels: got EEM
r10pez10: holy
flatluigi: wow
chaostreader: I thought scurry oak was an 0/2
Kentosaurus: nice
elitefourkaren: super sault
frank_the_great: God I love Wheeler
MegaDosX: That's hilarious
CrossXhunteR: hey, i think that squirrel is the promo card i got at my first prerelease
Bugberry: memes for the vine, falling so slow
powerflapjack: serge thought he was safe because it wasn't North 100 Showdown
elitefourkaren: what kind of trap is it?
Derekwillis: Cavern of Souls has had it too good too long.
DaFhaye: Exile squirrels is really smart
Alas_Babylon: @elitefourkaren Mindbreak
Rogue_07: Hot squirrels in your area! Click here!
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Diabore: @elitefourkaren a mindbreak one
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BottleGnomes: that's so funny
DaFhaye: No one wants to see a chatterfang
r10pez10: hahahaha
DarthRagnar815: Hot squirrels in your area?
micalovits: As if marvel Rivals doesn't have a thicc squirrel
DrLigmaPhD: Our collective squirrel wife
elitefourkaren: swirly eyes emoji chat
r10pez10: you know what i don't think i've ever witnessed a mindbreak trap being cast
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
DaFhaye: Throwing away a Toski is pretty big
MegaDosX: Which card is that?
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
powerflapjack: !card faebloom trick
LRRbot: Faebloom Trick [2U] | Instant | Create two 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.
r10pez10: a ninja AND a squirrel
frank_the_great: It's a gamer
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
MegaDosX: It's a hero and a villain
powerflapjack: “A face full of pollen? That’s probably the nicest thing a faerie will ever give you!” —Calydd, kithkin farmer
bytecaster: Never trust a gamer squirrel ninja
MegaDosX: Oh boy
r10pez10: !card soldier of fortune
LRRbot: Soldier of Fortune [R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/1] | {R}, {T}: Target player shuffles their library.
MegaDosX: I've been got by Moldervine Reclamation before
LRRbot: Moldervine Reclamation [3BG] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
MegaDosX:
Managed to deck myself because I got greedy
LRRbot: Mystic Remora [U] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.
LRRbot: Temporal Trespass [8UUU] | Sorcery | Delve / Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Trespass.
flatluigi: 'do you pay the four'
r10pez10: that's a pretty late fish
CrossXhunteR: how many time walks are in that deck?
MegaDosX: Oh do it
LRRbot: Commandeer [5UU] | Instant | You may exile two blue cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Gain control of target noncreature spell. You may choose new targets for it.
LRRbot: Spell Stutter [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2} plus an additional {1} for each Faerie you control.
CompleatedPinkie: It's too bad there's no 'Teenager' creature type. There's apparently 'Child' and 'Grandchild', though.
BottleGnomes: hell yeah
Alas_Babylon: Yep
micalovits: It sure deos
dasdardly: that's how it works
BottleGnomes: I love this deck
MegaDosX: Does take cards from Wheeler to do that
Voidhawk42: The Comandeer is on the stack resolving, so it can make other spells target itself
Natedogg2: Commandeer is still on the stack while it's resolving, so the target can be changed to the resolving Commandeer.
frank_the_great: Hell yeah
powerflapjack: @CompleatedPinkie yup, Infernal Spawn from Unsets say hi
r10pez10: yeah the spellslinging is cool
frank_the_great:
r10pez10: thank you, blue deck
r10pez10: *blue decks
definenull: Lmao
LSRubin: the object is to touch as much cardboard as possible
r10pez10: hahahaha
30teracyte: sure does
Alas_Babylon: It suuuuuuuure does!
r10pez10: found the threat
CrossXhunteR: funny you ask that ben
CrossXhunteR: it does
FFanatic: Oh yeah it does
elitefourkaren: actually gavin too
Diabore: yuriko is also a game changer right?
Alas_Babylon: It's an activated ability, so no taxerino
HadesLeprechaun: Gavin would gladly admit it was a mistake
powerflapjack: fwiw, gavin admits that it's one of his biggest mistakes
CrossXhunteR: yuriko, coming to a final fantasy set near you
bytecaster: I think this is an actual gavin, right?
elitefourkaren: it was actually gavin
LastCenturion: isn't Gavin the one who actually designed Yuriko?
FFanatic: Remember Derevi? Now it costs 2 mana and you even deal damage.
tehfewl: he fixed it on one of the unknown cards
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Alas_Babylon: No Shadow of Mortality? ;-;
Bugberry: Freerunning is basically fixed Commander Ninjutsu.
Alas_Babylon: !card Shadow of Mortality
LRRbot: Shadow of Mortality [{13}BB] | Creature — Avatar [7/7] | If your life total is less than your starting life total, this spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the difference.
dasdardly: shadow of mortality
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
kumatsu: there are 17 cards that cost 15, but 2 of them are BFM
r10pez10: inkmoth renewal
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
anhakha: I'm late to the stream. Is this normal Commander or is there a theme?
r10pez10: !card blinkmoth infusion
LRRbot: Blinkmoth Infusion [{12}UU] | Instant | Affinity for artifacts / Untap all artifacts.
r10pez10: !decklists
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: @anhakha Yes and no; each number in the corner represents the Bracket that their decks belong in, according to the new system
Nickiatori: @anhakha there is a life total hadicap based on brackets
Marvoleath: @anhakha everyone plays different bracket, starting life totals are adjusted to balance
elitefourkaren: zagoth on them
r10pez10: it's been pretty interesting
darkpks2:
Alas_Babylon: @anhakha So Ben is a thematic Monster Hunter deck (1), Kathleen is a Faerie deck (2), Serge is Squirrels with Gaea's Cradle (3), Wheeler is Yuriko (4)
darkpks2: dimir!
LRRbot: Heartwood Storyteller [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [2/3] | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
InfiniTokens: "Don't worry" always precedes something you should definitely worry about.
powerflapjack: i was half expecting a forced fruition
Bugberry: Future Sight for the win
kumatsu: There's a May on there
DoomBringerIL: can u play a triome in 2 color deck?
Alas_Babylon: Nope
CrossXhunteR: @DoomBringerIL jegantha has WUBRG ability
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @DoomBringerIL Jegantha taps for WUBRG
Alas_Babylon: All lands with basic land types intrinsically have an ability that adds their color pips
Dromos_GHG: ah lifetotal handicaps make much more sense with the numbers I see when coming in late
FFanatic: Not in Commander. in other formats feel free
Marvoleath: @DoomBringerIL nope, just like you cant play e.g. a basic Forest in mono-red.
DoomBringerIL: yes yes yes forgot 10x
r10pez10: so many faeries
Marvoleath:
But you can play an Urborg in non-black
Alas_Babylon: Yep!
Alas_Babylon: No color pips on that bad boy
FFanatic: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth as well for the same reason
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
r10pez10: you can play urborg and kormus bell in any deck if you're evil
DoomBringerIL: taps for WUBRG... that sneaky little sausage
micalovits: @Dromos_GHG Wheeler did deal 35 damage on turn 2 between the other 3...
darkpks2: alela oh yeah
flatluigi: you can pick all of them
darkpks2: warlock is the best part
anhakha: So what were the starting life totals then?
definenull: Uh oh
Dromos_GHG: @micalovits OH!, still ben at 40 made little sense initially
micalovits:
He did start at 50 
powerflapjack: bracket 1 deck gets sad because bracket 2 did something, brackets working as intended
darkpks2: DOMINTAION
darkpks2:
Nickiatori: goad trigger?
Cosmonautilis24: Rankle tapped
MegaDosX: And Rankle should be tapped
goombalax: goad trigger could have targeted yuriko before she died too
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Gadora: Everyone who got hit gets a creature goaded, right?
MegaDosX: !card alela cunning
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
MegaDosX: Yeah, each player hit by faerie(s) gets something goaded
darkpks2: go back to hiding
Bugberry: Rankle can also draw everyone cards with his other ability
Marvoleath:
Fecundity already does draw a lot in this game too
darkpks2: put your lands in front
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
LSRubin: it's a very bad Cradle... but sometimes a much better Nykthos
darkpks2:
Welbog: Cardassian neck trick
micalovits: @darkpks2 What kind of monster are you? o:
northos:
oh, the Cardassian Neck Trick
salamisuperstar: What if you took the worst parts of Gaea's Cradle and Nykthos
elitefourkaren: manetric
Nickiatori: manectric is a pokemon
darkpks2: dimir player
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: excuse me
definenull: DANIEL!
MrSarkhan: How?
n3ther: based Daniel
JonHerzogArtist: Basics rule
r10pez10: the worst parts of cradle and nyxthos seems fine actually
Marvoleath: even I run 1 of each (outside of Hermit Druid decks)
Voidhawk42: I love MDFCs more than most, but you've gotta have at least 2 basics in case of Path of Exile effects surely
MegaDosX: Wow
CrossXhunteR: wheeler is stunned
ohnoes42: cEDH players are in on the surveils
ohnoes42: except the most *most* turbo decks
bleach_cocktail: Bens got bloodlust off oif that lol
anhakha: Always play at least 2 of each basic your deck allows...
kumatsu: Serge craves violence
darkpks2:
bitter blossom
MegaDosX: I personally don't like the Pathways, way too easy to goozle yourself on colours and not realise until it's too late
DaFhaye: Isn't untapped always better?
northos:
"that's boring"
micalovits: Being fetchable is the big part
ohnoes42: with the crypt ban, turn 1 fetch and surveil is more a play pattern that exists
r10pez10: !card bad river
LRRbot: Bad River | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ohnoes42: also just a fun "entomb" for decks that want to with vamp tutor
ohnoes42: i love canlander and cedh i love broken eternal magic
Bugberry: Lots of Aggro is about forsaking value for killing the opponent.
DaFhaye: Huh. I'm going to re look at my landbase now
LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
seanmrwick: speaking of Canlander, I just finished my first magic game with my dad and....it was slow for a teaching process
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
Alas_Babylon: Yep, this sure is 4
BottleGnomes: lol
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
Alas_Babylon: 27
FFanatic: "The same deviled egg"
Alas_Babylon: Magic the Changeling
LRRbot: Sakashima's Student [2UU] | Creature — Human Ninja [0/0] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Ninja in addition to its other creature types.
Slacker619: Magic: the Gathering
Marvoleath:
@DaFhaye tbf it's all context dependent, but if you are running fetchlands and other non-basic ramp, you should probably play some surveil lands in a 100 card singleton
ShifuDaxiongmao: and a squirrel
Bugberry: ninja fairy squirrel
Alas_Babylon: Child Mutant Ninja Turtle
Slacker619: clwon robot nightmare
LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
anhakha: Ninja fairy squirrel gamer
definenull: Here comes the elk
Bugberry: also an Astartes Doctor Tyranid
Marvoleath:
banned in some formats
LRRbot: Arena | Land | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other.
northos:
Dog_of_Myth: YES
DrLigmaPhD: And a clown!
MegaDosX: But Ben you're playing FNPF, no time to play Arena
Slacker619: yes
BottleGnomes: that rocks
DaFhaye: Yo I love Arena
Melfina__: YESS I love Arena (the card)
ShifuDaxiongmao:
@Alas_Babylon I keep telling wotc people that they need to put creature type Teenager in an un- set
n3ther: the tech
Marvoleath:
Ben playing Arena while on stream, smh 
Voidhawk42: Of an opponent's choice???
Bugberry: Just need Magus of the Arena
TherapyforNarwhals: Its of an opponents choice
Alas_Babylon: @ShifuDaxiongmao Technically they'd need to make it black border
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powerflapjack: wheeler has so much respect for benben right now
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darkpks2: cool game but ben has been quiet for too long!
TherapyforNarwhals: It's not your choice Ben
darkpks2: ATTACK
Alas_Babylon: @ShifuDaxiongmao Which, fun fact, Child is!
anhakha: I love my white border Arena I got from mb2. Went into my deathtouch deck.
chaostreader: does anyone have an urborg or Yavimaya to make that land tap for mana?
powerflapjack: he's want-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTED
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
seanmrwick: silly question: does Arena also work as a mana source?
darkpks2: oh nice
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northos: just blue deck things
chaostreader: @seanmrwick On its own, no.
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
Marvoleath: @seanmrwick no by itself, it does not produce any mana
public_key_reveal_party: Spiteful
Diabore: !card alela cunning
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
seanmrwick: @Marvoleath ok, thank you
powerflapjack: this is such a cromulent game of magic
Wonderdoc: Kathleen is just pulling every free spell out of wheelers hand
Politicallycorrekt: I thought Ben had already played another land on his turn.
BronzePanda: do you still get the fairy rogue even tho it was countered?
Nickiatori: Ben is just an arms dealer gueling this counter war with all the cards they are drawing
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
agentofsaruman69: i was so sure for a minute that this game was going to end on like turn 5 lol
Nickiatori: fueling*
micalovits: Did Kathleen also make a fearie for snap? Didn't notice
Bugberry: 2 dimir players doing counter wars while the Green players flood the board.
DoomBringerIL: kat's also get a 1/1 from casting snap on ben's endstep @LoadingReadyRun
northos: @BronzePanda yes, it's just a cast trigger, it doesn't care what happens to the spell after
Pywodwagon: @BronzePanda yes, a spell was cast
theamc2000: it enter with an un-stun counter
DaFhaye: I think I have gotten the most out of Arena in my Maarika deck
Alas_Babylon: @BronzePanda It's a triggered ability of Alela's and it wasn't countered, so yep
n3ther: ya learn them players
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
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Voidhawk42: @DeM0nFiRe Sweet! Thanks dude!
Marvoleath: Look, cause you wanna target yourself sometimes
r10pez10: lil peek
Kentosaurus: wheeler with the german anti hand attack tech
northos: that seems wise
Slacker619: just imperial seal it back
Bugberry: Emrakul promised to go the end of the library
Alas_Babylon: That spaghetti monster had someone's number
TotallyNotaBeholder: I had to head out for a bit, are we still on game one?
Desruprot: Thanks for the gift sub
Marvoleath: yup, game 1
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Marvoleath Thank you kindly
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben doesnt choose
flatluigi: unfortunately kathleen can choose what it punches
superdude097: Kathleen chooses her creature
Bugberry: Kathleen gets to choose
Voidhawk42: Judge!
Pywodwagon: That is not how that card works ben
BronzePanda: Ben doesnt choose
TherapyforNarwhals: Judge!
flatluigi:
northos:
BottleGnomes: arena is so much worse than that
Nickiatori: gudge
Marvoleath: !card arena
LRRbot: Arena | Land | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other.
Bugberry: Read Arena again
Bugberry: You each choose your champions
Morrigan9: wow
HadesLeprechaun: but Ben could choose like, Serge, who could pick Rankle?
TherapyforNarwhals: I called it, play the clip lol
Marvoleath: @HadesLeprechaun "they control"
Alas_Babylon: @HadesLeprechaun If he chooses Serge, Serge must choose one of his own creatures
flatluigi: @HadesLeprechaun has to be a creature the opponent controls that the opponent chooses
HadesLeprechaun: aaah
ztghostie:
This card is from eldraine, so its broken
flatluigi: i mean the loss of one life is very relvenat to wheeler and yager
LathosTiran: off arena could opponet two choose a creature of player 3?
r10pez10: lil prankle
BronzePanda: Ben one day Arena is gonna shine, mark my words
KeytarCat: What...happened in Eldraine?
LRRbot: Fountainport | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Draw a card. / {3}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token. / {4}, {T}: Create a Treasure token.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I hope serge has the cards for a very fun play
northos:
@KeytarCat like, story-wise, or design-wise?
Bugberry: @LathosTiran it has to be controlled by the person they chose
LathosTiran: oh, nope, nevermind
Bugberry: !card magus of the arena
LRRbot: Magus of the Arena [4RR] | Creature — Human Wizard [5/5] | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other.
KeytarCat: @northos design please
prowll2000: What happened in Eldraine stays in Eldraine.
MrPipboy3000: Serge hs 5 food, he's at 20 life
TheWanderingNomad: @prowll2000 What about Oko
northos:
@KeytarCat uhhh they just wanted to make a bunch of good cards I think. and they succeeded!
kristof162028: Hey Kathleen will you be doing a lore episode about tarkir dragonstorm on aptapconcede?
BronzePanda: Chatteroak is a great pokemon
LoadingReadyRun:
Caesar: "wait, my Arena sucks!?"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One or more...only 1 creature gets goaded.
salamisuperstar: Chatteroak and Scurryfang
Jobot180: Lady Chatteroak's Lover
theamc2000: and then you had a nice dinner
MrPipboy3000: Lady Chatteroak's Lover is one of my favorite movies
Marvoleath: !card alela
LRRbot: Did you mean: Horned Loch-Whale // Lagoon Breach; Alela, Cunning Conqueror; Alela, Artful Provocateur
ShifuDaxiongmao:
here we go
Alas_Babylon: uh oh
LSRubin: @MrPipboy3000 book's better
Marvoleath: 3
MegaDosX: "Yo where are my elves? Oh well, squirrels will do" - Hoof, probably
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
NotCainNorAbel: @Marvoleath "3"
Marvoleath: !card alela, artful
LRRbot: Alela, Artful Provocateur [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+0. / Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
Marvoleath: !card alela cunning
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
CrossXhunteR: modern temur breach allstar, shifting woodlands
cmdrzellgaudis: does serge have delirium?
Pywodwagon: not a mono enchantment
theamc2000: also you din’t play the doubling season
LRRbot: Chatter of the Squirrel [G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Flashback {1}{G}
Marvoleath:
@NotCainNorAbel thanks, mtgbot habbit
hd_dabnado: yeah 2G to have an omni is pretty cool
CrossXhunteR: @cmdrzellgaudis almost assuredly
Dog_of_Myth:
BottleGnomes: it's messed up that it doesn't have to tap
Alas_Babylon: @cmdrzellgaudis Artifact Sorcery Land Creature, absolutely
northos: chatter *mumble mumble*
LSRubin: lawd he chattering
MrPipboy3000: Serge is the best ...
northos: you want to do that the other way around
MegaDosX: You make four squirrels from memory
superdude097: 4 squirrels
Dog_of_Myth: Serge is doing math
frank_the_great: You've got to emphasize the uppercase S
Natedogg2: I was told there would be no math.
ajymx5: wait how many drinks does wheeler have?
northos: 1 squirrel, chatterfang adds 1, doubling season doubles
northos: oh I guess the order doesn't matter
korvys: They're both replacements
Voidhawk42: Chatterfang is a replacement effect, each one only applies once
MegaDosX: Four squirrels Serge
ShifuDaxiongmao: 4 squirrels, both are replacement effects
Voidhawk42: 4
rosesmcgee: Can someone make a bunch of card alters that the same art but the names are all things Serge has called the card instead?
NotCainNorAbel: @Marvoleath Really; I was about to post the same thing. Seems like the 4 and 1 are the easiest to play
DaFhaye: Doubling season doubles Chatterfangs
LSRubin: you apply the replacement effects in whichever order you want
Marvoleath: replacement effects, you chose order
Voidhawk42: !card chatterfang
LRRbot: Did you mean: Chatterfang, Squirrel General; Emrakul and Chatterfang
Alas_Babylon: yes!
Pywodwagon: Serge chooses the order
Voidhawk42: 1
rogerivany:
If only 2 judges were playing this game.
Diabore: im with ben, fuck math
Voidhawk42: !card chatterfang,
LRRbot: Did you mean: Chatterfang, Squirrel General; Emrakul and Chatterfang
MegaDosX: @rogerivany Serge has gone on record saying his judge brain turns off when he's playing, which is entirely fair
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hoof costs 8.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I hope he has at least a hermit
rogerivany: @MegaDosX Mine would too.
LRRbot: Realmwalker [2G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/3] | Changeling / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells of the chosen type from the top of your library.
Alas_Babylon: 5 G floating
Natedogg2: You choose the order the replacement effects are applied in, but the result is the same (since Chatterfang makes an equal number of tokens that you would be making)
KeytarCat: !card chatterfang, squirr
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: there's probably a squirrel in the craterhoof art, just real smol
LRRbot: Squirrel Mob [1GG] | Creature — Squirrel [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each other Squirrel on the battlefield.
Alas_Babylon: 2 G floating
MegaDosX: That one includes the Outcast
LRRbot: Chatterstorm [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Storm
Nickiatori: Evolve trigger
Alas_Babylon: Ooooooooh nooooooooooo
accountmadeforants:
flatluigi: omg
hd_dabnado: FLUTTERSTORM?
CrossXhunteR: idiot bird?
definenull: Whirlwind of denial?
Dog_of_Myth: Flutter please
BottleGnomes: big flusterstorm
agentofsaruman69: flusterstorm PLS
kyless2106: Serges turn and panic was so good
Alas_Babylon: 20 Squirrels
Alas_Babylon: Four copies, plus the original, times 4
r10pez10: ????
anhakha: Does Dimir have a Lightning axe...?
Alas_Babylon: Wait no, 16, I'm a liarface
LSRubin: just one more thing
MegaDosX: It's the fourth spell so three copies and the original
MegaDosX: Also worth noting Squirrel Mob is symmetrical so will count the changeling
CrossXhunteR: does scurry of oak get double bigger from doubling season?
definenull: Inb4 cyc rift
Dr_fragenstien: I find it easy to forget storm cards dont count themselves for some reason
Alas_Babylon: @CrossXhunteR It actually does, but... Many Things have Happened
ShifuDaxiongmao:
remember "An army of squirrels is still an army"
r10pez10: yeah mob being symmetric is funny
DaFhaye: True
northos: yeah, Scurry Oak should get 2 counters, but it still just makes 4 squirrels ("one or more counters")
anhakha: I'm just expecting Wheeler to have a "each player loses 5 life" effect in hand.
Marvoleath: "you should have both the squirrel"
HadesLeprechaun: we have reach an Emrakul level of squirrel blockers
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ohnoes42: Serge really hitting the line "when I think of an army I think of a lot of things"
frozenphoenix7: I long for a Massacre Wurm
zagman505:
Bugberry: @Dr_fragenstien they also counter other spells other players have cast in that turn, which lots of people forget.
50keyz: the trap card?
northos:
@ohnoes42
50keyz: needlebite trap?
Bugberry: @Dr_fragenstien count, not counter
DeM0nFiRe:
theamc2000: !card chat fang
LRRbot: Did you mean: Chatterfang, Squirrel General; Emrakul and Chatterfang
accountmadeforants: Achieved deck goals
theamc2000: !card chat fang squ
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
LRRbot: Flare of Malice [2BB] | Instant | You may sacrifice a nontoken black creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
Dr_fragenstien:
it took me a moment @Bugberry but I knew what you meant. It also counts spells that have been countered
theamc2000: doesn’t Ben take 4?
r10pez10: golf clap
TherapyforNarwhals: Yuriko's +0 seems a little... mocking lol
powerflapjack: force of despair would've been hysterical
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Bugberry: Arena, Knock Out
MegaDosX: !card squirrel mob
LRRbot: Squirrel Mob [1GG] | Creature — Squirrel [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each other Squirrel on the battlefield.
avjamethyst: mox amber still live?
flatluigi: he has a copy of alela
Dog_of_Myth: Serge is having the best time
Marvoleath: @avjamethyst there is copy of an Alela I believe
powerflapjack: !card shifting woodland
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
northos: wait, no. he gets 2 foods and 2 squirrels, right? because doubling season only applies once
MajorFrostbyte: Serge trying to go squirrel infinite
MegaDosX: Serge you did all of this to yourself
Marvoleath: as sakashima student
chaostreader: only four squirrels
ShifuDaxiongmao: squirrel deck be doing what squirrel deck does
r10pez10: i love TMGO
NotCainNorAbel: Squirrles looks like a lot of fun
r10pez10: Too Many Game Objects
CrossXhunteR: i just trust everything is going as it should at this point
nevyn666: @Dog_of_Myth serge always has the best time. its why he is so fun to watch
theamc2000: Serge upped the dice right but said it wrong
Pywodwagon: reach replacment effect only happens once
accountmadeforants: I'm expecting Serge to start pulling live squirrels out of his pockets any second now
Pywodwagon: so you either double the foods or double the chatterfang effect
Skye_Stryke: 1 Food becomes 2 food becomes 2 food 2 squirrel it's all modifying the one effect
Gadora: Oh, did Doubling Season double the evolve trigger's +1/+1 counters? Would that affect how many squirrels came out of the oak?
anhakha: Isn't it "if you would make 1 or more tokens, you make that many +1 squirrel?
ztghostie: Listen if we harp on the chatterfang math everytime we'll be here all night
Marvoleath: doubling season is no longer in play too, right?
BronzePanda: if only we could Arena 1 squirrel at a time
DaFhaye: Chaos world on Squirrels is real funny
CrossXhunteR: @Gadora no, but we arent worring about it at this point
Voidhawk42: Chatterfang is a replacement effect for the Food token. So it goes (food+squirrel)xDoubling
hd_dabnado: the pywo has spoken
accountmadeforants: !card Fecundity
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
nevyn666: know your enemy
MegaDosX: It's replacement effect ordering
accountmadeforants: Fecundity is a may
LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
Voidhawk42: !card chatterfang, s
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
KeytarCat: Ro Thro
Gadora: @CrossXhunteR I'm mostly just curious whether that is supposed to make more squirrels.
frank_the_great: And a coward
Marvoleath: not sure how good of a ninja would a giant walking chair make
HadesLeprechaun: Fecundity IS a may, but who can resist drawing their entire deck?
Alas_Babylon: Things are going to happen
Gadora: Oh, looked. It's one or more +1/+1 counters, so it wouldn't be more squirrels anyhow.
definenull: Wait what
accountmadeforants: @HadesLeprechaun You know what? Fair
LRRbot: Malleable Impostor [3U] | Creature — Faerie Shapeshifter [0/0] | Flash / Flying / You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature an opponent controls, except it's a Faerie Shapeshifter in addition to its other types and it has flying.
Alas_Babylon: Huge Dude that Flude
LRRbot: Consign // Oblivion | Consign [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. // Oblivion [4B] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target opponent discards two cards.
r10pez10: oh
definenull: Spin to win
amithralad: fetching os so funny lol
Nickiatori: does wheeler have far and away?
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LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
definenull: Expropriate yl?
LRRbot: Sea Gate Restoration [4UUU] (back: Sea Gate, Reborn) | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand plus one. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Pywodwagon: typing it up all at once, after chat has slowed down, but a replacement effect can only effect an event once, so if you double the foods before chatterfang, you'll make 2 of them and the 2 squirrels each, whereas if you make chatterfang first and then double, you get 2 foods and 4 squirrels
Pywodwagon: this is a fucking judge rules exam ass situation
Alas_Babylon: 4, 11, 12, 19, 23, 26
hd_dabnado: time to Lava Axe him
chaostreader: @pywodwagon Won’t you still only make 2 squirrels.
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MegaDosX: Kill him Ben!
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nevyn666: he will pay the 1 in life
Nickiatori: is that the fancy rhystic studdy?
superdude097: Lava Axe!
TherapyforNarwhals: This, this is when the bracket 1 wins.
CrossXhunteR: does he pay the 1?
nevyn666: @Nickiatori special guest one
HadesLeprechaun: Enchanting Tales one
LRRbot: Liege of the Hollows [2GG] | Creature — Spirit [3/4] | When this creature dies, each player may pay any amount of mana. Then each player creates a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to the amount of mana they paid this way.
kumatsu: what's it at? 700 USD?
enjoistuff: its lava axe time
MegaDosX: A which
anhakha: Come on lava axe Ben.
hackingducks: c'mon ben, lava axe from nowhere
DeM0nFiRe:
hackingducks: @anhakha jynx!
kumatsu: Damn, I cold called it
Pywodwagon: @chaostreader right, my brain was on the make 2 squirrel effects from earlier in the turn
50keyz: im really curious what wheeler's response to the chatterstorm was
BottleGnomes: lol
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Pywodwagon: so its 2 foods and 2 squirrels no matter how you order it
MegaDosX: Aww, I was hoping Ben could snatch the win there somehow
frank_the_great: Well, that went
Voidhawk42: Ben, please swap the Arena for a basic land I am begging you
HadesLeprechaun: that was super entertaining
dm818: It's good that it isn't a crazy fast combo bracket 4 deck
Marvoleath: uh, one more?
MegaDosX: Nah, Ben needs to keep Arena, it's so thematic!
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, Arena is funnier
DeM0nFiRe: Love a game 2
theamc2000: Ben please keep arena I am begging you
Pywodwagon: @Voidhawk42 nah thats bracket 1 baybeeeeee
Bugberry: @Voidhawk42 Arena is great though.
anhakha: No, leave the arena in. It's great.
r10pez10: interesting viewing but my brain is fried
frank_the_great: Ben, please don't swap the Arena for a basic land I am begging you
r10pez10: can't imagine how the players are doing
Pywodwagon: @r10pez10 haha *hi*
r10pez10: oh yeah rip pywo
A_NO0B: board out arena for sorrow's path!
anhakha: Ben's Arena can work great with Wheeler's Emrakul.
Marvoleath:
@r10pez10 fortunately, they have 700 ppl screaming at them to help 
Dog_of_Myth: @A_NO0B This person gets it
northos: chatterfang feels like a deck that needs its own dedicated judge at all times
r10pez10: !card arena
LRRbot: Arena | Land | {3}, {T}: Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I was hoping that the turn serge tried to go nuts on squirrels, he would've played a squirrel making hermit with doubling effects
northos:
which, I guess that's what chat is here for, for better or worse
r10pez10: this powers fecundity!
anhakha: Wheeler controls Serge. Ben uses Arena on "serge". Wheeler chooses to have serge fight a bad fight... xD
Marvoleath: Sege is a praire boy, he can take an elk in a fight, right?
Marvoleath: +r
Fruan: Hey, this music is neat
MountainForestFox:
powerflapjack: oh hell yeah more Altered
definenull:
anhakha: This music has the feel of Kathleen talking in a noir style voice over it.
MegaDosX: Commander Noir
definenull: The chatroom suddenly becomes very smoky
TherapyforNarwhals: I may just be out of the loop, is the pre-prerelease typically on a Friday or just this one?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Often, but not always.
anhakha: It was a smokey chat room. No-one quite knew why. It's illegal to smoke inside nowadays after all. But smokey it was none the less, damn the law..
Juliamon: Most of them have been Friday if you check the wiki
Juliamon: This gets asked like every time
TherapyforNarwhals: Odd... Mandela effect I guess. I do watch most of them. Thanks!
ajymx5: This kinda sounds like it's out of Ender Magnolia
anhakha:
It makes sense tbf. We come here for Friday Night Magic anyhow, so it makes sense to run the magic event on the day they usually play magic
LRRbot: Squirrel Sanctuary [G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Mothdust Changeling [U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Tap an untapped creature you control: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
The second commander game of the night always goes faster, right?
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When this creature dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Pywodwagon: Ben out here playing Nic Fit
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun *oadme meme*
Diabore: padme*
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
northos:
a time walk?!
LRRbot: Chatter of the Squirrel [G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Flashback {1}{G}
Nimiphi: explore is basically time walk
MrPipboy3000: Wait, what are you doing to Pete's land?
DeM0nFiRe:
LathosTiran: so a re-peat squirl
anhakha: That's where pete lives.
northos: swamp gamers
Diabore: swamp friends!
kumatsu: Paul's also on Black
Marvoleath: off by one
Juliamon: Chat is 100% black
nevyn666: someones packing heat under the table
MegaDosX: Paul in the background with a Mikaeus combo deck
MountainForestFox:
I never learned squirrel math in school 
salamisuperstar: 4% of the decks are black
MegaDosX: Or is there a mono-black cEDH deck? Give Paul that so all the brackets are present
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: This land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
A_NO0B: how did ben gain 10?
LRRbot: Mothdust Changeling [U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Tap an untapped creature you control: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
LSRubin: @MegaDosX probably K'rrik?
LSRubin: or however you spell it
Gadora: @A_NO0B By being bracket 1.
northos: @A_NO0B they set life total handicaps based on each deck's bracket
A_NO0B: ah, cool
MegaDosX: @LSRubin I think you nailed the spelling, that does sound about right though
MountainForestFox:
Back when Delver was called Canadian Threshold 
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LRRbot: Concordant Crossroads [G] | World Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
MegaDosX: Holy moly
A_NO0B: uh oh
MegaDosX: Game go fast
r10pez10: yesss
Dr_fragenstien: t
LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion — No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
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northos: aight who's feelin hasty
MegaDosX: It's not /quite/ a free spell given how Jegantha works
LRRbot: Hunted Wumpus [3G] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When this creature enters, each other player may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
goombalax: Love a hunted wumpus
Marvoleath:
Can't 
MegaDosX: Yeah Jegantha has that restriction
Juliamon: the wumpus must wait
LSRubin: although, a lot of CEDH decks would be awful at 10 starting life, hehe
MegaDosX: Or just punch someone with Jegantha
Marvoleath: can't believe Wheeler would hate on a wumpus like that
niccus: uh oh! wumpy!
LSRubin: "crap, Ad Nauseam sucks now"
powerflapjack: huntuswumpus
LRRbot: Tegwyll, Duke of Splendor [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Noble [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Other Faeries you control get +1/+1. / Whenever another Faerie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooops all Wumpy
LRRbot: Hazel of the Rootbloom [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Druid [3/5] | {T}, Pay 2 life, Tap X untapped tokens you control: Add X mana in any combination of colors. / At the beginning of your end step, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. If that token is a Squirrel, instead create two tokens that are copies of it.
dm818: emrakul?
Simonark: And it was at this point, Hunted Wumpus changed everything.
ztghostie: ulamog?
LRRbot: Shadow of Mortality [{13}BB] | Creature — Avatar [7/7] | If your life total is less than your starting life total, this spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the difference.
northos: oh huh, I always thought Hazel was "Rotbloom"
Juliamon: token token TOKEN token token
Seth_Erickson:
no attacks with the wumpus 
LRRbot: Alela, Cunning Conqueror [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Warlock [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.
MegaDosX: Also everybody has haste
northos: @Seth_Erickson the wumpus knows a life other than violence
Seth_Erickson: fair enough
MountainForestFox: I'm sorry I wasn't here for the beginning, is Ben's just cEDH lite?
MegaDosX: Wheeler is on bracket 4
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powerflapjack: that's still their slogan!
ztghostie: There's a Wump for that
MountainForestFox: @MegaDosX ...I'm dumb, ty
Marvoleath: @MountainForestFox Wheeler? not exactly, but bracket 4
frozenphoenix7: Call BU Wump-wurth
MegaDosX: Spill that tea, hunty
LSRubin: that's not dated, Jennifer Garner still yells that at me every time i turn on the TV
Bugberry: Where's the Wumpus?
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Guess what I'll wump into play"
LRRbot: Chatterfang, Squirrel General [2G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior [3/3] | Forestwalk / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. / {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/−X until end of turn.
Kentosaurus: "Got wumpus?"
LRRbot: Toski, Bearer of Secrets [3G] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | This spell can't be countered. / Indestructible / Toski attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Squirls!
LoadingReadyRun: Wump, there it is
theamc2000: Toe skis
ShifuDaxiongmao:
Toe-ski
Marvoleath:
Toski with haste
MegaDosX: Toski also must attack
ShaneLeeAtk: Wump in the Night
Nimiphi: She Wump on my Battlefield until I Eldrazi.
LSRubin: if you crew a vehicle with it, is it a Wumpercar?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
ey, commander damage on overlay, good job Paul
MegaDosX:
You know, I had considered making a Chatterfang list, and this game is disabusing me of that notion
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
LRRbot: Hydroelectric Specimen [2U] (back: Hydroelectric Laboratory) | Creature — Weird [1/4] | Flash / When this creature enters, you may change the target of target instant or sorcery spell with a single target to this creature.
MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious
Seth_Erickson: and make a faerie
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kathleen also gets a fairy rogue.
MegaDosX: So Kathleen still untaps lands
superdude097: ^
northos: Kathleen still untaps and gets a faerie
calculated_uncertainties:
100
Marvoleath: Kathleen gets 2 lands untapped and a Faerie to block with
zelukester: lmao
MegaDosX: Also yeah Kathleen gets a faerie and two untapped lands
LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
anhakha: Untap 2 lands for kathleen
anhakha: Her snap resolved.
MegaDosX: Kathleen untapped her lands
LSRubin: the german text is just "das makes treasure, ya?"
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Which she could have blocked with but oh well
MegaDosX: Big shruggies
LRRbot: Ingenious Prodigy [XU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/1] | Skulk / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from it. If you do, draw a card.
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Seth_Erickson:
@LoadingReadyRun 
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun not to be confused with the Wombat Combat series
anhakha: Please Ben. Find a way to flicker you wumpus.
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Drifter_Klopps: This is going to bug me till I say something. Chatterfang is +x/-x
zoulenciaga: are those basic lands proxies
northos: @anhakha who up flickering they wumpus
Zjivarra: Has another Beejlander been added to the calendar yet? Anyone know?
northos: @zoulenciaga as far as I can tell all the basics are real
LoadingReadyRun: @Zjivarra it has not
LRRbot: Endless Whispers [2BB] | Enchantment | Each creature has "When this creature dies, choose target opponent. That player puts this card from its owner's graveyard onto the battlefield under their control at the beginning of the next end step."
r10pez10: hey chat that's us!
anhakha: I think my stream is like 10 seconds behind. Cultivate came up in the chat long b4 Ben said he had it... xD
northos: oooh noooo
HadesLeprechaun: I love how much Ben loves his deck
Marvoleath: nothing ever dies, but changes control
MegaDosX: Wheeler.
Bugberry: At least it's not a careless whisper
anhakha: The wumpus can re-enter if it dies!!!
LRRbot: Reflections of Littjara [4U] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, copy that spell.
Kentosaurus: @Bugberry endless careless whisper is a mood
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kathleen only gets to goad one of Serge's things.
superdude097: Only 1 of Serge's creatures gets goaded
Gadora: Just one thing per player hit, right?
AgentCaleb: didnt serge have 4 more squirrels
AgentCaleb: or did he get rid of them when he blocked with one squirrel
Seth_Erickson: he used them to kill Ben's commander
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MountainForestFox:
Such a pretty art 
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
AgentCaleb: oh right
LoadingReadyRun: I always thought the nature's lore guy looks like spiderman
Marvoleath: Surveil 1 is basically draw a card if you mill it
Nimiphi: @LoadingReadyRun yeah, and he "thwips" out a Forest
mister_nibbles: im wumping right now
zagman505: how does he get 4 at end step? is there something other than hazel + chatterfang?
an_archist2: Careless Wumpus
nevyn666: feel the rain on your wumpus. no one else can do it for you.
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Diabore: what does the wump say
jwholla: I wonder what a hunted wumpus would taste like
LRRbot: Arcane Denial [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. / You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
powerflapjack: remember when hunted wumpus said "stand back i'm about to wump" and then he wumped all over the place
ShifuDaxiongmao:
People are being goofy based on Ben's cards.. that means his deck has already been a success
Diabore: he gets 2 cards instead of 1 now!
Syntheticuh: @powerflapjack i popped off when he yelled its wumping time
Balaur1135: @jwholla if they're so enticing, it's probably something like unicorn, braised with a light cockatrice sauce
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wheeler should put his DT into his own graveyard.
LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
anhakha: Wumpus makes dub step music noises. Wump wump wump wump...
MegaDosX: Yeah that DT went into Serge's graveyard
LRRbot: Sea Gate Restoration [4UUU] (back: Sea Gate, Reborn) | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand plus one. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Marvoleath: I feel like Kathleen keeps Wheeler in check, which is good for the pod overall
Diabore: 2 treasure yeah? because "a player*
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
Balaur1135: I wanna know what Kathleen frowned at.
LightspeedSloth: Do you believe in Wump after Hunt?
KongPhantom: prodigy and wumpus. smack my wump up
northos: @Diabore oh, yeah good point
LRRbot: Mothdust Changeling [U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Tap an untapped creature you control: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Nickiatori: why is Wheelers DT in Serges yard?
LRRbot: Ingenious Prodigy [XU] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/1] | Skulk / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature has one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from it. If you do, draw a card.
Zjivarra: Where can I get those Yargle sleeves?
Marvoleath: @LightspeedSloth Hunt and wump, the new netflix and chill?
LRRbot: Hunted Horror [BB] | Creature — Horror [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, target opponent creates two 3/3 green Centaur creature tokens with protection from black.
Diabore:
thats a very good question, can we get wheelers tutor in his graveyard and not serges
Pywodwagon: @Zjivarra attend magiccon chicago last month
Bugberry: I hope we see the other Hunted cards. The Phantasm is the funniest.
Zjivarra: @pywodwagon ㅠㅠ
LRRbot: Deadly Rollick [3B] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Exile target creature.
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
MegaDosX: Spicy
Marvoleath: @Bugberry they kinda did one recently, the bone brute, but it's "more playable"
theamc2000: When did we rank the LLR members on camera?
LRRbot: Flumph [1W] | Creature — Jellyfish [0/4] | Defender, flying / Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.
Diabore: hell yeah flumph
r10pez10: why he gigglin
MegaDosX: Oh boy AFR limited all star
dm818: love a flumph
micalovits: I love Bens deck so so much
MegaDosX: Ben's deck is the best kind of goofiness
sleepyfelix:
it really makes me smile
Marvoleath:
This game is definitely well representing what bracket 1 is about
anhakha: Remember, the Centaurs have Pro Black.
MegaDosX: !card savor
LRRbot: Savor [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Create a Food token.
LRRbot: Savor [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Create a Food token.
Kentosaurus: savor has great flavor text
Marvoleath: Squirrel is in the eye of the beholder, as the saying goes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Goad something of Wheeler's?
MegaDosX: I want to build with this card now
MountainForestFox: That enchantment is great in judge tower
dacbruh: everyone ganging up on poor yuriko she's just a small gal why do they have beef with her on her birthday even
ShifuDaxiongmao:
what ben needs, is a board wipe with that enchantment in play
MegaDosX: I mean Serge can kill Wheeler here if he has nothing in hand to stop it
MegaDosX: We'll see though
MountainForestFox:
MegaDosX: "Lethal wumping"
definenull: tbf wheeler did win at 5 last round too
BottleGnomes: cast darkness
anhakha: He doesn't need it.
LRRbot: Misleading Signpost [2U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters during the declare attackers step, you may reselect which player or permanent target attacking creature is attacking. / {T}: Add {U}.
Nimiphi: I love this card
definenull: ruude (complimentary)
MegaDosX: "Everything at Wheeler lmao" - Kathleen, probably
LoadingReadyRun: this is such a bugs bunny card
Bugberry: very looney tunes card
MegaDosX: Target attacking creature
Bugberry: Just need a portable hole
Gadora: That's a neat rock.
MountainForestFox: @LoadingReadyRun "I knew I should have taken that left at Shandalar"
Cutriss: Wumpus Season!
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
Nimiphi: I like to think that Maze of Ith is a painted tunnel on a wall like from Wile E coyote
DrLigmaPhD: Eldraine and 3 mana rocks in blue that do cool stuff
MegaDosX: !card endless whispers
LRRbot: Endless Whispers [2BB] | Enchantment | Each creature has "When this creature dies, choose target opponent. That player puts this card from its owner's graveyard onto the battlefield under their control at the beginning of the next end step."
Nickiatori: !decks
MegaDosX: These life totals sure are something
LoadingReadyRun: @Nimiphi a "secret Lair Looney Tunes" would be great
AkromaTirel: Stuffy Doll and Pariah Shield anyone?
MegaDosX: Endless Whispers is so great
Nickiatori: awe wheeler wasnt running Far/AWAY
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun they could reprint roadrunner and coyote
LRRbot: Honored Dreyleader [2G] | Creature — Squirrel Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Squirrel and/or Food you control. / Whenever another Squirrel or Food you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DragonMZ: Good product placement there Kathleen
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun they did announce an old-school cartoon-style secret lair earlier this week, so who knows
micalovits: And put 4 more counters on the dreyleader!
Reldnahcire: second half of dreyleader
northos: also puts 4 counters on Dreyleader
Dog_of_Myth: 4 more counters
MegaDosX: Dreyleader triggers yeah
nevyn666: 4 more years
definenull: *insert K's fat squirrel drawing from telestrations*
micalovits: You thought it took 15 squirrels to fight Emrakul? Not with this big boi
LoadingReadyRun: Eldrazi Titan vs Squirrel
MegaDosX: I wonder why lmao
Marvoleath: who would you rather fight - 1 Emrakul sized squirrel or 15 squirrel sized Emrakuls?
AkromaTirel: I wonder if I can get away with a Foamy the squirrel pic on chatterfang...
LRRbot: Grothama, All-Devouring [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Wurm [10/8] | Other creatures have "Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it fight Grothama, All-Devouring." / When Grothama leaves the battlefield, each player draws cards equal to the amount of damage dealt to Grothama this turn by sources they controlled.
MegaDosX: Oh love this guy
r10pez10: yeah! wurm!
definenull:
Bugberry: First and only Legendary Wurm
r10pez10: tap to draw
Kentosaurus: squirrel bait
MegaDosX: It's not instead, notably
Fruan: I don't think it's instead! (They'll probably die tho)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if one were to attack with a 17/17? Asking for a Serge.
northos:
@MegaDosX yeah but most creatures will die while fighting it
hackingducks: @Marvoleath depends: aeons torn, or any of the other emrakuls?
MegaDosX: @northos Semantics
northos: @MegaDosX fair
AkromaTirel: Let's see if I can do 100,000,000 damage this time ..
Bugberry: Also if you deal just hit it with a 1/1 deathtouch, you only draw 1 card.
Nickiatori: Hunty wumpy
definenull: lets gooo
northos: yesss
MegaDosX: Wumups doing the hunting
MegaDosX: Wumpus(
MegaDosX: Wumpus* goddamnit keyboard
Fruan: Ben has built an amazing machine.
Bugberry: You don't get credit for other players kills
r10pez10: grothama is cool but really weird
AdhesiveStation: what's the effect causing the dead creatures to return under an opponent's control?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
now come a fun creature redistribution
MegaDosX: !card endless whispers
LRRbot: Endless Whispers [2BB] | Enchantment | Each creature has "When this creature dies, choose target opponent. That player puts this card from its owner's graveyard onto the battlefield under their control at the beginning of the next end step."
TherapyforNarwhals: !decklist
MegaDosX: This @AdhesiveStation
Natedogg2: @AdhesiveStation Endless Whispers
r10pez10: i hope the bracket 4 deck wins one game and the bracket 1 game wins the other
50keyz: yooooo thats a great card
r10pez10: poetic
AdhesiveStation: ty
definenull: i see
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
BottleGnomes: great card
northos:
no hunted phantasm? 
LRRbot: Hunted Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying, haste / When this creature enters, target opponent creates three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.
TheMadS8nt: this is the best deck of all time lol
northos: standard all-star hunted dragon
LRRbot: Distant Melody [3U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. Draw a card for each permanent you control of that type.
MountainForestFox:
@northos Won a pro tour 
Bugberry: down with the patriarchy
northos: bog is tapped though right?
hackingducks: bazooka bog blows up another yard
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Bugberry: The original Distant Melody had faeries in the art
LRRbot: Talion's Messenger [2U] | Creature — Faerie Noble [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with one or more Faeries, draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target Faerie you control.
r10pez10: i heard "italian messenger"
zagman505: ^
chumpXL: very disappointed that wasn't Italian messenger
DrLigmaPhD: like your average cafe staff, more fairy than anything else (for real I have seen so many 0 straight people days)
definenull: 🤌
MegaDosX: 🤌
r10pez10: i'm walkin here
MegaDosX: Also everything still has haste
Marvoleath: love how organized Kathleens board is
Marvoleath: *one of more faeries, so 1 card per attack
Marvoleath: dont mind me
Marvoleath: forgot the copy
agentofsaruman69: is it rude to say that i find the "i don't want to be here i want to go home" thing kind of... offputting
MegaDosX: Concordant Crossroads was played so early
r10pez10: T1 crossroads or mass hysteria is always fun
MegaDosX: It wasn't quite T1 but it was very early
rogerivany:
Surprise, Serge doesn't have flyers, but all his squirrels have reach.
drewm1022: +x/-x, actually.
Reldnahcire: ^
MegaDosX: B sac X squirrels, target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn
LRRbot: Honored Dreyleader [2G] | Creature — Squirrel Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each other Squirrel and/or Food you control. / Whenever another Squirrel or Food you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: It's a squirrel Serge
circusofkirkus: that's a squirrel
circusofkirkus: maybe a skwirel
definenull: is this where we find out serge doesn't know what a squirrel is
frank_the_great: I'll give it the it's late pass
definenull:
Bugberry: Look at this beautiful Squiwrel!
Redbassist:
micalovits: Surely kathleen doesn't have counterspells
MegaDosX: I assume if Serge dies it just stays in the graveyard
MegaDosX: Since he's not there any more
definenull: oh right..
theamc2000: I thought it says target oppo
theamc2000: that’s on me
Alas_Babylon: A deck that ran 63 cards to make sure the opponent milled first
Marvoleath: @theamc2000 it does
Natedogg2: You do need an indestructible Flumph though
Alas_Babylon: It was a wild couple weeks
LRRbot: Archmage of Echoes [4U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [4/4] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever you cast a Faerie or Wizard permanent spell, copy it.
ShadowBranch: Man I hate going against squirrel decks. They are so weirdly OP vs my graveyard or lifesteal decks
MegaDosX: Chatterfang just gets out of control
ShadowBranch: just cause of that stuff
ShadowBranch: They always just stack those furry things
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Bugberry: @ShadowBranch is that squirrel decks or go wide token decks in general?
MegaDosX: Is it Hoof Time?
LRRbot: Jaheira, Friend of the Forest [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Druid [2/3] | Tokens you control have "{T}: Add {G}." / Choose a Background
MegaDosX: Ooh, or are we Tormenting?
frank_the_great: Not a squirrel
rogerivany: Does Serge have a Craterhoof type effect?
ShadowBranch: @Bugberry I only seem to have issues to squirrels. All else falls normally
Nickiatori: Bracket 2 cant have force of will
Marvoleath: @rogerivany I thing he has a +10/+10 but without trample
definenull: finale?
MountainForestFox:
LRRbot: Genesis Wave [XGGG] | Sorcery | Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.
definenull: wait...
MountainForestFox: Oh my
Bugberry: @ShadowBranch because Elves are also a GB go wide token archetype that gets out of hand.
MegaDosX: Neat.
northos:
Balaur1135: G wave … for hoog?
Balaur1135: *hoof
theamc2000: cool
ShifuDaxiongmao:
I think that's a win..
Marvoleath: and everything has haste!
MegaDosX: Everything else into the grave
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Squirrel Nest [1GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Scurry of Squirrels [2G] | Creature — Squirrel Scout [2/2] | Myriad, myriad / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Nickiatori: demonic tower
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Scurry Oak [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
LRRbot: Doubling Season [4G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. / If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
LRRbot: Drey Keeper [3BG] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / {3}{B}: Squirrels you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Osteomancer Adept [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [2/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells from your graveyard by foraging in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it.
MegaDosX: Yeah I think Ben has the right idea
LRRbot: Valley Rotcaller [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [1/3] | Menace / Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.
r10pez10: wait a second, that's a dragon!
Orestes290: Love it
Redbassist:
ShadowBranch: @Bugberry I play lifesteal then add token, lifesteal on enter, create token or counter on add life
frank_the_great:
Winning on 1
theamc2000: 3s and 4s are strong
MountainForestFox:
Good games 
theamc2000: if not killed first
dysorderx: I love squirrels
Bugberry: !card old gnaw bone
LRRbot: Old Gnawbone [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create that many Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Old Gnawbone [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create that many Treasure tokens.
ShadowBranch: usually I can snowball after T3/4
MegaDosX: smh my head Serge
Marvoleath:
but it makes Squirrels with the commander
the_boat_guy: this deck is a 3 LOL
ShadowBranch: but furry stuff wins
definenull: i mean jaheira isn't a squirrel either
MegaDosX: "I think it gets a pass because it's so strong you guys" - Serge
Kentosaurus: squirrels like to gnaw. flavor win.
r10pez10: the real winner is the fun we had along the way
SaxyGuitar: Rotcaller nots a squirrel
Fruan: Old Gnawbone is a furry with a squirelsona
LoadingReadyRun: Squirrels also gnaw
zagman505: oh dang I misread chatterfang, thought it was just one squirrel
Mindfire13: Dreadfeast Demon is also great with Chatterfang
LRRbot: Bonebind Orator [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Preposterous Proportions [5GG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
nevyn666: we aint hoofin it?
Natedogg2: Good ol' Might of Oaks. Nothing beats Might of Oaks.
LRRbot: Might of Oaks [3G] | Instant | Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
a specific print of might of oaks
MountainForestFox: Does DT have a squirrel?
goombalax: might of oaks is an olschool HAMMER
Dog_of_Myth:
Reldnahcire: might of oaks has a+ flavor text
Bugberry: Not Chitterspitter?
MegaDosX: Does Demonic Tutor have a squirrel Serge?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
Could have added a krosan beast
LithelyUnshod: ODY Overrun has a Squirrekl
Bugberry: There's also a Threshold Squirrel from Odyssey Block.
MountainForestFox: Kill the bracket 4 first
MegaDosX: I mean, where's the lie?
frank_the_great: Isn't there an unmander that cares about squirrel art?
theamc2000: higher numbers are stronger
Marvoleath: Squirrel sticker
HadesLeprechaun: I just assume MaRo has a squirrel alter of every card ever printed
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - squirrel
dacbruh: I've learned nothing 😄 learning is for nerds
LithelyUnshod: @Bugberry Krosan Beast
DaFhaye: Communicate with your pod and have fun
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Bugberry: !card nessian boar
LRRbot: Nessian Boar [3GG] | Creature — Boar [10/6] | All creatures able to block this creature do so. / Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller draws a card.
Pywodwagon: We've learned that serge should play less nesting replacement effects
LRRbot: Nessian Boar [3GG] | Creature — Boar [10/6] | All creatures able to block this creature do so. / Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller draws a card.
MegaDosX: That's such a dumb card I love it
Bugberry: Does ben have Hunted Phantasm as the other Blue card?
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: I want to build with Endless Whispers now
MegaDosX: That card's so stupid and I love it
ShifuDaxiongmao: give it death touch and it's a partial Boar'd wipe
LithelyUnshod: Oooh, FDN Overrun uses ODY art, so also has squirrels
chumpXL: a Kingdom of Cards
northos:
hunted wumpus does a lot, but not always beneficial things for its controllers
Bugberry: MH3 has the other Hunted Wumpus variant as Eldrazi too.
MegaDosX: Kathleen blink twice if you're under duress
dacbruh: beej does that for free
HorusFive: Why would you even suggest that Beej is just off camera with THE BAT
Nickiatori: blink twice if you need help
Dog_of_Myth: !sale
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MountainForestFox: @MegaDosX I don't think duress is playable in commander
Simonark: Beej isn't a threats guy, more psychological maiming.
Marvoleath: !ppr
Juliamon: !ppr
Nickiatori: Wheeler blinked twice!
Mai_Andra: "Beej, get the bat!" is an actual LRR (cHustle) quote.
dacbruh: omg kyle hill!
Mai_Andra:
I'm hype for Lorwyn. 
MegaDosX: Well good news, no morph this set
Fruan: No morph this time!
Dog_of_Myth: No Morph
Nickiatori: I miss morph
DaFhaye: Morph with manifest can go hard
Marvoleath: MaRo confirmed - no morph
Bugberry: @Mai_Andra Lorwyn was my first "new" plane when I started playing, so I'm hyped too.
HorusFive: Serge will be traumatized by entirely other things than Morph
DragonMZ: D:
MountainForestFox: "Is it a battering craghorn or a skirk commander" -Serge's nightmare
MountainForestFox: commando*
Pseudonym_Ken: Hey, I spend most of my time watching the stuff n Youtube...
public_key_reveal_party: I look forward to something
r10pez10: did maro confirm if there will be dragons
northos:
@r10pez10 too early to say really
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 Imagine that.
definenull: oh boy
Kentosaurus: the second last of us
Cptasparagus: the last of us as well
rogerivany: I watched Wiggins play it.
ShifuDaxiongmao: the first the last of us 2?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
DeM0nFiRe: nice
KWardJenx: This was great. Thanks so mu
definenull: oof
ShifuDaxiongmao:
close enough
definenull: good attempt tho
ShifuDaxiongmao:
if it helps, I don't think any of LRR has ever gotten it
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
KWardJenx: Nite
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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