jessicaengle: I think you mean very rationally upsetting.
jessicaengle: Let's re-roll that one shall we? oofa
jessicaengle: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #713: "I love you, Goat Mom..." —Alex [2015-09-22]
jessicaengle:
much better
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
ihlendrax: -closes the box-
Juliamon: Not a fan?
ihlendrax: Too creepy.
ihlendrax: Scariest part of every horror flick.
UnknownFriday: Would it help you if they were from a garden? A small part of one?
UnknownFriday: Would it also help you to know that most people taste acids as sour?
TheAwkes: What's wrong with Sour Patch Kids?
UnknownFriday: Fun fact: Lime juice has a PH of 2.
Juliamon: I actually am not a fan, too many Warheads as a kid, now I can't stand sour candies
Juliamon: Haribo Twinsnakes are my limit
ihlendrax: My limit since the GERD diagnosis is SweeTarts….
UnknownFriday: !next
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UnknownFriday: Dang. Not bad for a first try though.
Juliamon:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Better than I do most times and I've been doing this for a while
Juliamon: It helps to use an online clock so you know you're synced
PharaohBender27: When I've done it, I've used my watch. Had the bonus of letting me know if I needed to reset the watch
UnknownFriday: I just waited for my computer's clock to tick over.
jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 So that it is Moonbase accurate?
jessicaengle: Greenwich Moon Time?
PharaohBender27: No, so that it's accurate accurate.
PharaohBender27: I live in the same timezone as the Moonbase, though.
Boon_33: The moonbase goes by lunar time, slightly different due to the gravity
PharaohBender27:
!
DeM0nFiRe:

TheAinMAP: Signal
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baskwalla: A very merry Cowabunga to all who celebrate
Juliamon: Missed a colon there, tooter
Getter404: @baskwalla This is the great Saint Hoobastank's Day ever
Flyingdelorion: Hello chat, who is your favorite ninja turtle?
Boon_33: merry cowabunga chat
Boon_33: Donatello
IbunWest: Raph
HbombAndFriends: Donatello
ShaneLeeAtk: Don
mercano82: Instead of a flashing blue light, the signal light for this stream should be beams of purple light shooting out of a sewer manhole cover.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Donatello
jessicaengle: Mikeyyyyy
OldUncleDan: Donatello! He does machines!
Kuhfeek: Dom
Kuhfeek: Don
x0den: Hello
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We are a bunch of nerds.
ShaneLeeAtk: Correct!
OldUncleDan: We are!
baskwalla: Leo 4 Lyfe
mercano82: also a Donatello nerd.
jessicaengle:
@x0den Welcome to a bunch of nerds. 
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Juliamon: The girl they keep trying to retcon out
PharaohBender27: NNNEEEEERRRRRDS
HbombAndFriends: @amillioncatsontypewriters Wouldn’t have it any other way
OldUncleDan: April?
IbunWest: Venus De Milo?
Gaz_L: Jennika?
Juliamon: (it's a joke because they REPEATEDLY do this lmao)
jessicaengle: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
x0den:

Gaz_L: (I have a very fan-ficcy pitch where you'd basically split Michaelangelo into twins from the start: Mikey and Angie)
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JessieImproved: a late pizza that is
mercano82: I was hoping a hot pizza would be in the box
baskwalla: Hopefully there will be Triceratons
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Flyingdelorion:
@jessicaengle
mercano82: no sound
gualdhar: oh no sound
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Getter404: Oh good it's not just me
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: no sound
jessicaengle: Doot dooo dootdoot doo....
SAJewers: mute?
IbunWest:

Sheikun07: The sound is in your MIND
PharaohBender27:
Also, I think some of the tags are from Beej's Anime Roundup 
teddywhosabear: mute?
Pinwiz11: Beep boop beep-a-boop-doop wah wah wahwah
SnackPak_: yes, I can hear this intro in my head
JessieImproved: it's ok it's playing in my head
margieargie: I'm hearing this intro in my mind anyway so it's fine
x0den: There's no sound but I can still hear it in my head
LordZarano:
No 
Sheikun07: We can hear you!
gualdhar: sound!
KnifeRollinaBakery: Focus! Down in front!
Getter404: NOW sound
teddywhosabear: oh there's sound
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi
spethycakes: hello!
JessieImproved: hi hi
jessicaengle: Hewo!
the_phantom_game_player: Opps
x0den: Hi!
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So you got all the sound
Flyingdelorion: Hello LRR'ers!
SnackPak_: thank you for yourre sacrifice
TheAinMAP: Hello.
gualdhar: elderly streamer complains of hearing loss, more at 11
Nigouki: bring in an actual couch!
PharaohBender27:
@gualdhar Oh, so he's over 23? 
JessieImproved: @gualdhar hey get off my lawn (twitch stream)
gualdhar: wait what?
Getter404: Blasphemy
public_key_reveal_party: is that legal?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Fun?
Sheikun07: Playing games for fun is very important.
gualdhar: Cori doesn't monetize something?
korvys: Brekaing News: LRR crew are friends
iris_of_ether: Brave if true
Mr_Horrible: is that allowed??? MODS???
PharaohBender27:

Texan_Reverend: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth: Wait, games for fun?
Xavorin: Games for fun? That's a thing?
Texan_Reverend: !paypal
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TheAinMAP: !lovepaul
Getter404: Patreon, the bones of trees and...wait no
Texan_Reverend: !store
jessicaengle: *imagining*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wow, that is an amaing graphic.
Xavorin: Wait, old Patreon logo or new?
mercano82: Some of the 2020 CTS from home streams were legit. i.e. Diablo II
Texan_Reverend: !sale
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jessicaengle: Good graphics.
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Dog_of_Myth: Everything must go!!!
TheWriterAleph: mmm pizza
Natimus_Prime: I got my LRR Store order today! So thrilled!
Driosenth: what other ways are there to shove money at you?
Flyingdelorion: Is there pizza in the Moonbase?
ghyllnox: Wait, you want me to buy the stuff that's *not* on sale?
Getter404: phrasing
Cptasparagus: uhh
TheWriterAleph: nope.
Brozard: Will the Aussie merch be upside down?
iris_of_ether: Nelson
jessicaengle: A side warehouse salad for our pizza
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You what?
IbunWest: Nelson is definitely digging something
ArdCollider: Nelson
Makoforte: i bought a touch irresponsibly but also shipping to australia is so much......
Mr_Horrible:
Nelly not on a Monday 
Nigouki: ok salad is straightup downgrade from deep dish pizza
Makoforte: so i had to justify it
jessicaengle: Two turntables and a microphone
wedge_x: you're killing it keep going
aitsu100: the were-house is finally transforming so we need to get the stuff out of it
Sheikun07: Thank you Nelson!
NimrodXIV: ninja ninja rap
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TheWriterAleph: i like turtles.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I had a human head growing up
Flyingdelorion: Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
JessieImproved: My brother had the Technodrome, and we played turtles and Barbies
Getter404: I had the sewer playset but NOT the van. I was spoiled yet also disappointed
mercano82: so weird TMNT being a Nickelodeon property. when I grew up it was on ABC Saturday morning
aitsu100: TMNT 3 wasnt that bad
Texan_Reverend: I was very much an enthusiast. I had several of the Ninja Turtle figures, watched the show, etc.
Driosenth: I had a friend with the giant Terrordrome
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My brother bought the first few graphic novels. I read them many times.
mercano82: It got sanatized to make a cartoon to sell toys to kids.
Flyingdelorion: LOL @JessieImproved
Getter404: Something something only 90s kids will remember Astronaut Raphael
aitsu100: yay 4kids ... s;ow clap
Pinwiz11: Raphael, Michangelo, Pinball Jeff...
JadedCynic: @Getter404 *70s kid enters the chat after maintaining the wiki*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I heard they are making an R-Rated movie.
aitsu100: we will make fun of cricket
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, good old Casey Jones
Mr_Horrible: Casinald Jones
jessicaengle: Class is Pain 101.
Mr_Horrible: of the New England Joneses
Sheikun07: The official government issued Canadian hockey mask and hockey stick
Getter404: @aitsu100 AND Jose Conseco
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WiJohn: It's about family
Flyingdelorion: Love the cartoon back in the day, but hated the NES game. I could never beat the sewer level........
affinityfriendlyartifacts: it's about turtle time you start playing sheesh
Brozard: Mikey just swore
teddywhosabear: you know me bro: shit!
mercano82: question: does this game have a radical title sequence?
JadedCynic: a for more info?
RatherLargeToad: DLC
Getter404: Is mwo-
gibbousm: Junkyard Jam DLC pack
JadedCynic: so much emphasis on birth order...
jessicaengle: "It's like a game!"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, rogue-like
Getter404: Oh, it's a Hades
AugmentingPath: April: literally unplayable
Cptasparagus: no its march
Bugberry: So basically Gauntlet? Turtle needs Pizza badly.
mercano82: Those target dummies know what they did
Getter404: @Cptasparagus Star Rail has entered the chat
LordZarano: Oh it's this game! The turtles Hades
gualdhar: volume is great
IbunWest: it's a bit loud
kusinohki: meows
gibbousm: game is a bit loud
baskwalla: sound is tubular
margieargie: Slightly loud
Getter404: Dialogue's fine, FX is a bit lout
Getter404: loud*
mercano82: too quiet now
korvys: slightly quiet
TheWriterAleph: sound is cowing-bungus
wedge_x: [turtles grunting]
kusinohki: oh, this isn't the modern 'turtles in time' beat em up I thought it was...
saucemaster5000: goldilocks here --
PharaohBender27: Chat plz
affinityfriendlyartifacts: SWEEP THE LEG
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends!
I hear we're turtling?
Makoforte: i see no one here is cool but rude
DeM0nFiRe:
Can you turn the sound upside down? Thanks 
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy, @RandomTrivia !
Indeed we are!
RandomTrivia:
@DeM0nFiRe Just turn your headphones/speakers upside down, that will do it 
ghyllnox:
Bros before foes 
spethycakes: Goons? this is NOT a children's game
rosesmcgee: The turtles are experimenting with performance enhancing drugs?
Flyingdelorion: Give or take 20 years difference Nelson
Sheikun07: Welp, definitely gonna have to poke Serifina about this game now.
DiscordianTokkan: Escaping Turtatus
ghyllnox: Tates
Bugberry: Turtles all the way down
ghyllnox: Hurtles
gibbousm: There's Venus
Makoforte: there's the one that got dropped by an eagle on a philosopher, killing him
aitsu100: i actually dont know if there are Cori
mercano82: Hero is a half-god
Bruceski: Greek names, Italian names, same difference
Voidhawk42: There's the one that Achilles cannot catch because of Zenos paradox
rosesmcgee: Teenage Angsty Demi God?
NoxStryx: Teenage mutant ninja tarterus
kusinohki: "the turtle moves"
Flyingdelorion: In the name of Hades, I accept this message!
aitsu100: oh no i have to get this game now
LordZarano: Teenage Mutant Greek Hero Turtles
RandomTrivia: Bi Disaster Greek Myth Combat?
Dog_of_Myth: Chelone is associated with tortoises
Heckhoundbolt: the one dropped on Aeschylus‘s head
Makoforte: Aeschylus!
margieargie: I think there was one Greek philosopher who was killed by a bird dropping a turtle on his head, does that count?
Makoforte: oh wait apparently it was a tortoise not a turtle
Makoforte: false positive
kusinohki: teenage angsty demi- gods - isn't that basically percy jackson and crew??
Heckhoundbolt: a tortoise is a turtle
RatherLargeToad: gears are money
mercano82: is it immoral for the turtles to beat up rats when their father is a rat?
Bugberry: Secret of the Ooze?
Juliamon: it's fine, these are Bad Rats
jessicaengle: Adopted father.
jessicaengle: (spoilers)
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Chelone was a nymph that got turned into a tortoise refusing to leave her house to attend Zeus' wedding
Makoforte: i don't think there's any morality in fighting something the same species as your father
Heckhoundbolt: that is like saying is it immoral to beat up monkeys since my dad is a primeape
kusinohki: is there a multiplayer mod for hades?
Makoforte: did you mean primate or are you a pokemon
jessicaengle: ha
mercano82: Hugh Mungus?
Bugberry: Royal Rat Authority
ShaneLeeAtk: I work with a guy named Kaloma
Heckhoundbolt: dyslexia is fun
AugmentingPath: I'm sure that Mankey typed what they meant
jessicaengle: Hugh Mann? Now there's a name I can trust.
Makoforte: because if you're a pokemon you have to tell me
RandomTrivia:

margieargie: So, next boss is the Rat Count, right? Then the Rat Marquess...
Makoforte: ah, no worries. apologies if that was mean spirited.
gualdhar: he's the main villain of Sherlock Molmes
Bruceski: Rick Astley
Scarbble: the juice!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing, Nelson
OldUncleDan: Rick O'Shae?
mercano82: don’t worry if the ricochet joke doesn’t land, you’ll get a chance to bounce right back
GrassVortex: He did a great cover of Pink Pony Clud recently
GrassVortex: *Club
jessicaengle: Get Rick Astley on DB, greatest RickRoll of all time
Makoforte: i reckon you could get rick astley
Cptasparagus: ask Penn and Teller
azidbern95: he did a great cover of Titanium
kusinohki: this sewer is surprisingly multi-level...
NoxStryx: What if Rick Astley was into MTG and you could get him on the next PPR?
aitsu100: i mean after Marshall Sutecliff few guest will be taller
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Look, a city as dense as New York needs a HECK of a sewer system
JessieImproved: This is cartoon logic if I ever heard it
kusinohki: "we're no strangers to magic. you know the rules, and so do I"
TheAinMAP:

DaxStrife: "Why are you buying pizza at the sewer store?!"
aitsu100: mmm pineapple
jessicaengle:

Sheikun07: Mikey please don't eat tetanus.
Boon_33: can buy pizza (box checked)
OldUncleDan: Fine with Pineapple on Pizza. Fine with Anchovies as well. But not together.
RatherLargeToad: each player has their own money
PharaohBender27: Why does the shopkeeper look like Shredder?
Boon_33: @PharaohBender27 generic ninja attire?
KeytarCat: I'm at the sewer shop. I'm at the Charon store. I'm at the combination sewer shop and Charon store!
aitsu100: why are we headed to a magic swamp
Heckhoundbolt: who is slash
Getter404: Hey, why isn't he Cajun
Boon_33: who's calling who mutant?
mercano82: I saw a great documentary recently on the last KenTacoHut, it’s in Puerto Rico
Cptasparagus: Renekton?
ghyllnox: Giant talking alligator: Mutants are disgusting
goombalax: facts, Renekton main here
Boon_33: so much depth to the croc
aitsu100: great joke streamer
Dog_of_Myth: ROUS
jessicaengle:

Boon_33: I thought the rat was the good guy....
kusinohki: !findquote r2
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Boon_33: the exception really does make the rule..
Gaz_L: sorry if this already came up chat, but is this game based on the IDW comics run?
mercano82: !findquote r1
LRRbot:
Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these
ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Boon_33: more dots! 50 dkp minus for standing in the goo.
Mollylele:
legally distinct from Hades
PharaohBender27:

LordZarano: If you don't want to be weirded out don't look up what turtle skeletons look like
TreeVor84: just got here. Whoever is playing Leo, my wife is judging you.
Boon_33: @LordZarano I only hope that they work with cartoon turtle biology instead, where they can take off the shells to shower.
kusinohki: am I supposed to know who slash is??
Boon_33: @kusinohki I'm with you on this one.
OldUncleDan:
He's the guitarist from Guns and Roses. 
Tiber727: Cursed Technology!
DeChunkandFriends: Well with the teal eye band, I can only assume Venus got their egg cracked
Dog_of_Myth: Spike was Raphael's mutated pet turtle. In Slash and Destroy, he was exposed to some Ooze and became known as Slash. From a friendly pet turtle to a deadly turtle warrior.
baskwalla: Slash is usually a bad guy, but sometimes good. He was in the original show
Nigouki: Slash is a teenager if they did that thing where a 30 year old actor plays a teen
ghyllnox: Doing what to the what now
Scarbble: who up etc etc
Boon_33: @Nigouki o, nothing creepy about a 30yo hanging with teens.
Orxolon: fun fact,Slash used to be Raphael's pet
Athelgar: did he say 'Bros before Toes'?
Scarbble: i believe he said bros before foes
Xavorin: Foes
Orxolon: then he/she/it/they got in contact with the mutagen X
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, look up TMNT Slash Fiction
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
Jadaris: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters NO
SquareDotCube: Slash was from the original, he was the Level 3 miniboss in TMNT 3: Manhattan Project
baskwalla: Subscribe Slash Facts
Boon_33: @Orxolon O wow, now I remember them! thanks @Orxolon
LaconicLad: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters you beat me to it
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote slash
LRRbot: Quote #1723: "You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons." —Paul [2016-02-08]
CaptainSpam: Lightning rats? We're fighting Pikachus?
Orxolon:
@Boon_33 at your service 
Boon_33: press all the buttons!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I wonder if there is a secret to it
Boon_33: full ooze spec at lvl 1
OldUncleDan: Donatello knows the Secret of the Ooze.
PharaohBender27:

mercano82: I thought Raphael was cool but rude
patrick_stonecrusher: Wet
kusinohki: stupid or cool? - I recently learned there's a TMNT x Naruto crossover comic...
jessicaengle:

OldUncleDan: @kusinohki Stupidly Cool, perhaps?
Boon_33: I for 1 thank Donatello for keeping the secret of the ooze from his brothers. sure 2 of them would be fine, But Ralph would be walking funny all the time.
jessicaengle: You tell me, I don't know anything about Naruto except the Area 51 thing.
Bugberry: both are about disfunctional families
NoxStryx: Besides hades not being a side scroller?
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Boon_33: ah, I love opponents that telegraph really well. I need all the hints.
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Bugberry: Both the simpsons game and Hades are about returning a family member home.
Boon_33: @Bugberry Link to the past did it first? I was just looking for my uncle...
PharaohBender27:
So chat, NGL, ever since I saw this was on the schedule, an earworm from the live action TMNT Christmas special that I saw a video about a few months ago has been stuck in my head -
GOTTA GET A GIFT GOTTA GET A GIFT GOTTA GET A GIFT GOTTA GET A GIFT GOTTA GET A GIFT FOR SPLINTERRRR 
otakon17: that's something Raph would say
Boon_33: @PharaohBender27 sigh, When we remember you, I'll try to forget this post.
RatherLargeToad:
I will not stand for this frog slander 
Gaz_L: I know the obvious choices for DLC are Casey, and then like April or even Splinter, but I'd be down for them doing some deeper cuts like Alopex or Angel/Nobody
jessicaengle: It wasn't goo, it was ooze
OldUncleDan: I'm just going to say this: A TMNT Samurai Pizza Cats crossover would be straight fire.
baskwalla: @OldUncleDan I'm in
otakon17: The dialogue and writing for this game is decent
Gaz_L: Also: "Blank 2: The Secret Of The Ooze" is my go-to goofy sequel joke. Way better than Electric Boogaloo
Bruceski: @Gaz_L *ahem* Legend of Curly's Gold
Gaz_L: In short: "What're ye buyin', stranger?"
kusinohki: I will not hear this electric boogaloo slander *stick fingers in ears* la la la la
KeytarCat: One man's trash is another man's treasury
hayhaiya: Transistor my beloved
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x0den: I liked transistor:(
jessicaengle: Good question.
Bugberry: Pyre is the most underrated though
PharaohBender27: "Shredder has a great healthcare plan!"
Gaz_L: Technology helps with partying
Bugberry: @x0den All of Supergiant's games are fantastic.
Gaz_L: See: Boomboxes, lights, the internet
Gaz_L: I should get caught up on the Sophie Campbell run on the comics
otakon17: extra dodge seems useful
Gaz_L: heck yeah, Angel!
jessicaengle: If you like Pina Coladas....
patrick_stonecrusher: Barge of Death
PharaohBender27:

TheAinMAP: Shredder's a grandfather?
AugmentingPath: Huh, they added Yuffie to ninja turtles
mercano82: man, I have no idea what modern TMNT lore is about
otakon17: Karai has been around for AGES
poipal: @theainmap the backstory is wild
saucemaster5000: shredder fucks, you heard it
TheWriterAleph: shredder fucks
RonaldMcDownload: Shredder canonically fucks
jessicaengle:

OldUncleDan: Shedder totally Effs!
Gaz_L: @mercano82 My favourite thing to blow people's minds with is the IDW origin for the Turtles and Splinter
kusinohki: so shredder isn't krang in this version??
otakon17: though usually she's just Shredders second in comman, some versions she's his daughter
poipal: In some versions she's Splinter's daughter!
otakon17: see that auto dodge saved your butt
OldUncleDan: So, she's twice the ninja Leo is. Good thing they brought three turtles then. 3>2
Gaz_L: to-wit: In those comics, the TMNT and Splinter are the reincarnated souls of Hamato Yoshi and his 4 murdered sons from sengoku era Japan
CaptainSpam: Isn't she also more in the range of "actively trying to overthrow Shredder"?
Bugberry: @Gaz_L I thought their original origin was a Daredevil reference?
otakon17: depends on the version
kusinohki: who just happened to get hit by the same goo/ooze that gave daredevil his heitened senses??
OldUncleDan: @CaptainSpam She does give a bit of a Starscream vibe.
Thefluffiestguineapig: A reference to electra?
TheWriterAleph: Omae Wa Mou Shinderu
Makoforte: there's like 80 different turtle origins at this point
PharaohBender27:

otakon17: behavior changes on how low her health gets
saucemaster5000: and that's how the turtles died
mercano82: shell shocked
otakon17: but yeah you're *supposed* to lose to her
patrick_stonecrusher: Meg is that you?
PharaohBender27: Wait, was that a "have to lose" fight?
QuixoticScrivener: this is continunity with a female Casey Jones, right?
Makoforte: like that time they were brainwashed to fight the power rangers in an old megazord
Makoforte: Doubt it, it's just a roguelike
Boon_33: womanhole cover
otakon17: Artifacts just modify power drops
Morrigan9: a hole cover, yea
otakon17: everyone can equip it for themselves
hayhaiya: They're Hades Keepsakes it looks like
otakon17: Water element drops, like RIDE THE WAVE
jessicaengle: More damp
otakon17: you need a Shredder Pauldr
Bugberry: Is there a Death Defiance equivalent?
otakon17: it's not
kusinohki: moar vit!
otakon17: or maybe it is in local co-op
OldUncleDan: Just eat some more pizza Mic. You'll be fine.
Gaz_L: Mikey... maybe don't call it 'teasing' when the ninja lady is trying to kill you.
Boon_33: the stupid man feels no fear. the warrior knows death is near.
n3ther: my precious
Gaz_L: i do like when Mikey is like the baby of the group tho
otakon17: Metalhead
otakon17: the base is huge
patrick_stonecrusher: "You can continue the fight. Just insert 25 cents."
Gaz_L: "You haven't bought my DLC pack yet"
poipal: @gaz_l are there ever times when he isn't the baby?
Boon_33: you can't believe how cheap rent is in the sewer.
otakon17: so Casey as an optional character maybe?
CaptainSpam: Not sure I like that voice for Casey.
otakon17: and they play TURTLES IN TIME on it
Gaz_L: I feel like in the 86 show they didn't lean into him being the youngest or anything
Makoforte: is he paid DLC? We could actually look into it but i for one am tired and lazy
CaptainCoriale: sounds like DLC to me
TheAinMAP: As a person that doesn't know a lot of TMNT, why is there a character named after the most famous engineer?
Simonark: I love the idea that for 3 player co-op the theme song plays but every fourth part is just mumbling. Heroes on the half shell, something something.
otakon17: lol that's great
PharaohBender27:

Nigouki: April doesn't support local business
Boon_33: they can shop online too.
poipal: @theainmap which one?
Boon_33: @Nigouki yeah, that doesn't seem on brand for her.... is this writing... the baddies?
TheAinMAP: @poipal Casey Jones.
Boon_33: Nelson is built different
Gaz_L: April is an oddly inconsistent character across the franchise, TBH
CaptainSpam: @TheAinMAP I think the "Jones" part might be coincidence, but the "Casey" part is in reference to Casey at the Bat. He's a very sports-themed vigilante.
Simonark: Wait, spitting water blasts? They misheard, that’s Squirtle Power
otakon17: you'd think there's be synergy bonuses with everyone having water abilities
jessicaengle:
@Simonark 
otakon17: also how are you damaged already? XD
Gaz_L: her job, age, personality, ethnicity all vary widely depending on the reboot
Boon_33: @Gaz_L yeah, she really is a role and not a character to the writing.
CaptainSpam: It's Beej, everyone! *studio audience applauds*
TheAinMAP:
+ 
Bugberry: Beej even has a Red shirt for Raph
otakon17: Beejphalo
otakon17: HE'S EVEN IN RED
otakon17: it's PERFECT
SquareDotCube: no Beejus, yet
Makoforte: Beej *is* cool but rude.....
KnifeRollinaBakery: It's Raf!
Makoforte: it sadly does not appear to be drop in coop, which is always a shame
OldUncleDan: A little too Raf...
otakon17: but yeah with the upgrades you guys should BLOW through the sewer section much easier
KnifeRollinaBakery: Thank you 😁
otakon17: @OldUncleDan a little TOO quiet
poipal: @captainspam @theainmap he was also retconned as Arnold Jones with Casey being a nickname, for some reason
WaallyOne: whos raph?
Simonark: Wandering Catchphrase Fourth Man, Beej. Whenever there are four characters but only three players.. He’ll be there.
Boon_33: I played the game at chuck E cheese.
otakon17: I was a major turtle head in my youth
otakon17: The toys, had like half the main line figures
Gaz_L: the OG cartoon's pilot miniseries is WILD, btw. It leans into the satirical aspects of the comics way more than the full series
otakon17: as a game
Boon_33: turtles in time?
jessicaengle: Elderly Canadian Streamers reminisce about Saturday Morning Cartoons
otakon17: The third movie was "Turtles in TIme"
jessicaengle: Good soundtrack.
jessicaengle:

Boon_33: but did you own the weapons?
otakon17: I HAD THE AUDIO TAPE FOR THE ROCK TOUR
SquareDotCube: 3rd NES game, where they lifted the entire Manhattan Island out of the ocean
mercano82: Turtles 3 for NES was awesome. I think it had the first surfing level?
otakon17: COMING OUT OF THEIR SHELLS
DaxStrife: TMNT 3: Oppenheimer.
Athelgar: The 'Coming out of their Shell' stage musical....
Morrigan9: no
otakon17: Rise actually HAS Raphael as the leader though
Bugberry: I think he was the leader in at least one of the shows.
Gaz_L: He has been the leader in exactly one (1) version
WaallyOne: that first movie is STILL good
otakon17: @Bugberry it was Rise of the TMNT he was leader for a while before Leo
Makoforte: i think he was a leader in one of the cartoons? liek the way Wolverine seems to keep ending up as leaders in things
Simonark: I was tricked into sitting through Secret of the Ooze in the theatre. I saw the Turtles teach David Warner the true meaning of rap on the big screen.
WaallyOne: i need them to stop making tmnt where the main conflict is raph and leo. there's 2 other brothers!
saucemaster5000: they were also played by ACTUAL teenagers which was nice
otakon17: Secret of the Ooze wasn't bad but it wasn't as good as the first movie
Muddy_Thunder: Weren't they voiced by actual teens? And they had like a lot of freedom to improv as friends
otakon17: Mutant Mayhem was frankly a GREAT movie
Makoforte: guys i think beej is actually a turtlehead....
WaallyOne: they were @otakon17
otakon17: @Muddy_Thunder yes they were
n3ther: lmao
TheWriterAleph: heh
otakon17: Mutant Mayhem was great
SnackPak_: we're all turtle heads here
WaallyOne: id like to get turtle head
WaallyOne:

otakon17: is the stream just losing it's shit for anyone else?
patrick_stonecrusher: No dont let theturtle head go
otakon17: BEEJ MY MOOD KINDRED
otakon17: extra damage vs. bosses seems REALY usefu
CaptainSpam: Ignoring the cards should explain the cards for you!
Omnipotrevor: Reading, like math, is for your opponent
otakon17: Taunt stuns and does damage
Cptasparagus: sundreez nuts
WaallyOne: why do they have different accents?
BrindleBoar: miscellaneous bads
Mollylele: gotta pronounce it "Turt-leez"
otakon17: READ DAMMIT
OldUncleDan: Speaking of which. I want to try the new Ugin in an Eldrazi Ramp deck.
WaallyOne: and not a single new york accent between them
Gaz_L: just throw Cryptic Command at your opponent and tell them it does whatever would bone them the most
Makoforte: Shredders Rvenge is the newish sidescroller I think?
otakon17: honestly I think the writing of this game is pretty decent
otakon17: it's best with friends
otakon17: @Makoforte yes and it's amazing
otakon17: the OST, the grpahics, the gameplay are all great
ThirdGames: The Chairman is totally Doctor Strange from Midnight Suns right?
Makoforte: I think I have it, i just have not had time (or friends) to play it (with)
Bugberry: Dr. Strange/Tony Stark
Makoforte: i actually want to try the power rangers side scroller by the same team, even if I understand it's not as good
otakon17: different team actually
Athelgar: Midnight Suns just does not like my PC, it is unplayably laggy
korvys: Midnight Suns was surprisingly good
Makoforte: because uh. i was a real power rangers kid.
mercano82: the Chairman sounds like Sam Riegel from Critical Role
otakon17: @Makoforte it's decent but not *as* good from what I've seen
otakon17: Boss time!
Bugberry: Just give him Nectar
Gaz_L: @Makoforte it's... fine. It did make me wanna find the DS Kamen Rider game I played ages ago
Gaz_L: that game ruled, all the Riders had their gimmicks
otakon17: lol he commmented on you using the manhole cover artifact
RatherLargeToad: he got mad that you stole his manhole cover
Makoforte: oh nice
OldUncleDan: So does this mean that April is the Hecate of this game?
otakon17: thye are kind of aware of the loop
Gaz_L: so you could do the different medals for OOO or switch up modes for W
Makoforte: my whole kamen rider experience is like 6 eps of 01 which I am enjoying but stalled for various reasons
Makoforte: I've watched more Ultraman than Rider, and 0 original Super Sentai though I really should some time
Gaz_L: I never finished the reboot of KR Amazon before they took it off Prime
Makoforte: alas
Makoforte: there are always going to be ways, admittedly
v_nome: Baxter Stampsman?
otakon17: yeah that's the one problem with these games, it's very easy to lose you
Juliamon: !sale
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ButButTheJesus: oh that's gonna be stuck in my head now
otakon17: Leatherhead!
Makoforte: 'bend your joints' what do you think we are, some kind of young person with 'flexibility' and 'mobility'??
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Gaz_L: PPR At (not) Home
otakon17: I shall bend it like Beckham
ButButTheJesus: ♪ wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah ♪
Boon_33:

Getter404: With Beej as Invisible Raphael
Orxolon: KAWAAABOOONGAAA!!!
Nigouki: Experience Beej!
Orxolon: ups,soorry for caps
Boon_33:

Orxolon: can we do a poll for favorite Turtle?
otakon17: yo ucould have ended run
otakon17: and kept what you earned
Boon_33: @Orxolon no need, we did a survey, and we're nerds.
Mollylele: so we all just watched them decide not to go in seating order, huh
Orxolon: team Raphael represent!
Orxolon: @Boon_33 hahahah
Mollylele: that would be too nice to us
otakon17: oh casey IS a characer
Boon_33: @Orxolon lol, you're a minority I see, welcome to the LRR.
KeytarCat: Casey is a DLC (I checked)
otakon17: Everyone has dash
CaptainSpam: Wow, they do NOT stop talking.
Makoforte: Paid DLC and new mode, by the looks of casey
Orxolon: @Boon_33 why?bc of Raph?
Boon_33: @Orxolon I only say that because of ralph. please do not worry about my sillyness.
Boon_33: I Am Baboon.
otakon17: ORANGE is bad
Gaz_L: so to keep things straight: Beej - Donnie, Nelly- Raph, Cori - Leo, Matt - Mikey?
Boon_33: I *R Baboon
consolecowboy88: when I was two , I had a leonardo toy I got for Christmas
Orxolon: @Boon_33 i am a miniriority,and not to boast but i've been with LRR since 2017
consolecowboy88: i think I just liked the color tbf
otakon17: Remember the artifact only BOOSTS yoru chance of water upgrades
Getter404: Nope!
gualdhar: sound off
Juliamon: Silent to us
CaptainSpam: Silence.
CommiePuddin: sound b gon
KeytarCat: Someone is changing volume with controller macros
Nigouki: controllers have mute buttan?
DAC169:
my ears right now: 
Getter404: Game's haunted
vinewood_og: Windows muted?
DaxStrife: Game heard you complain about the characters talking too much.
Gaz_L: i have a very distinct sense memory of the sprues the accessories from the old Playmates came on
Orxolon: @Orxolon i used to be a frog(the youtube ppl)
otakon17: and now just controller noises
Nigouki: well, guess you'll have to improv all the banter and SFX
Boon_33: @Orxolon I may not be smart, but I studies the old magics, before it was the 'old' magics.
otakon17: must be a controller macro
Orxolon:
@Boon_33 nothing to worry about,we are kidding 
otakon17: I saw the volume bare
consolecowboy88: my cousin’s 3 year old has a rocksteady toy he loves
KeytarCat: Someone's controller lowered windows volume
hhhaammmm: we saw the windows bar go to zero
Orxolon: @Gaz_L THANK YOU
otakon17: @consolecowboy88 Rocksteady is great
vinewood_og:

otakon17: the volume went down
consolecowboy88: just play some 80s nyc hardcore punk as the soundtrack
otakon17: no it's not the game, it was a white bar
randombillfolds: Did Mic-helangelo get knocked out?
otakon17: showed up in the top left
Orxolon: @DaxStrife oh no!AI is evolving! hahaha
Athelgar: windows does like to default sound to a controllers speaker
KeytarCat: Looked like a controller macro
Orxolon: @Boon_33 like...you play Magic?
otakon17: yeah it went down till it was X
Orxolon: we hear you ppl,but not the system
consolecowboy88: agnostic front, urban waste, the nilhilstics, the cro mags
otakon17: like someone clip and show it
KeytarCat: Windows sound went to zero, we watched it drop in time with character actions, but I don't know whose
SquareDotCube: People have been mentioning it might be a mute button on a controller.
Boon_33: @Orxolon naw, too hard, I watch Friday nights instead.
otakon17: we can hear you guys just fine
korvys: Audio
Nigouki: chat has audio
SnackPak_:

korvys: We have music
Orxolon: @Boon_33 hahahha,excelent call,come to the game you'll love it!(kinda expensive though)
consolecowboy88: I can hear the music
KeytarCat: If it happens again, it's probably a controller macro
otakon17: weird
Orxolon: @Orxolon there's always Arena XD
otakon17: OH GOD THE LAUGHOTRON IS BACK
Orxolon: @KeytarCat i think so too
calculated_uncertainties: It was worried about our hearing?
Getter404: Lil' loud
Boon_33: @Orxolon oh, I've met a constructed deck, and I did not enjoy playing out the odds on a '2 card' 'deck searching' 40.
Orxolon: maybe a button or controller have a "macro"assigned to volume?
DaxStrife: Game loud again.
CaptainSpam: Volume is significantly louder than before.
KeytarCat: Audio is changing again
JessieImproved: game a little loud for the voice audio
Orxolon: @Boon_33 hahahah,fair enough
consolecowboy88: oh so it’s kinda like dark souls ?
otakon17: now the volume of the game is louder than you guys
otakon17: @consolecowboy88 HADES
otakon17: big emphasis on dodging
Orxolon: Just Saying,now we cannot barely hear you
Orxolon: that
consolecowboy88: turn the game volume down a tad If possible
Gaz_L: yeah, someone's causing Windows volume to change
Mollylele: whump thoomp thump whack thump whoomp
Mollylele: is what i heard
KeytarCat: Someone's controller has volume control
BrindleBoar: that rules
otakon17: The Laugh-o-tron has returned and it's trying to hijack the stream!
Orxolon: is it just me or now just voice responses are loader than music?
KeytarCat: Some pro controllers have built in volume macros on the D-pad
otakon17: THERE IT IS
otakon17: THERE'S THE VOLUME BAR
Boon_33: @Orxolon did chat do this?
otakon17: that's the one that did it
otakon17: still loud
KeytarCat: Game loud
Nigouki: is it an xbox or PS5 controller being the criminal?
Boon_33: game be blasting
otakon17: oh it's MUCH louder for the stream
KeytarCat: Controller usually has an "activate" button for the onboard macros
Mollylele: it sounds like you are inside my head doing turtle murders
otakon17: might have to give up the run to fix this
Boon_33:
We can barely BEEJ it's so loud 
otakon17: much better
CaptainSpam: That's much better.
Getter404: Unsure, the voices were much louder than the effects
otakon17: we can hear you now Beej
otakon17: it was overBeej
consolecowboy88: yep that works
otakon17: overBeej is too much
Getter404: Muted
otakon17: there we go
KeytarCat: Still hear, quieter. good
Boon_33: it's quiet, but barely there now.
otakon17: God that was weird
otakon17: but yeah sounds righ tnow
floor__chicken: Seems pretty good
otakon17: 69 i snice
Boon_33: 63, the sex number
SnackPak_:

otakon17: and it went all the way down on it's own
Nigouki: time to isolate inputs
7gorobei: there is a M$ post on steam controller settings affecting the holdA+left/right on stick
SquareDotCube: I hope it's not connected to tilt control...
DaxStrife: Haunted D-pad.
Boon_33: music is under you, solidly.
rosesmcgee: Elder Millennial Troubleshooting also kinda fits the TMNT song
Boon_33: there.
otakon17: VERY weird
otakon17: WHY IS IT MAPPED T LEFT STICK!?
DaxStrife: See if Steam lets you remap the controls?
otakon17: what is going on?!
Getter404: One solution: 4 keyboards
otakon17: it's got to be Steam
Boon_33: woo, turtles in windows.
Voidhawk42: Why are you shopping for Volume at the Joystick store??
shendaras: If you believe something I read on a forum: Steam > Settings > Controller > Guide Button Chord Configuration > Any of the four boxes with input styles > Style of Input > None > Done
KeytarCat: Yeah, it might be a Steam mapping
Boon_33: I'd like to thank 3 of our hosts for showing uop to the stream dressed as turtuels,
putz12a: May have to disable Steam Input and let it use the controllers without steam interpreting stuff
otakon17: OKAY APPARENTLY it's the XBOX BUTTON doing it
randombillfolds: It's turtles all the way down.
otakon17: I found a Steam topic talking about this very problem
KeytarCat: @otakon17 Oh, Home button chords?
otakon17: yeah I think so
otakon17: I got a link if you want it
otakon17: I think your Home button is STICKING
otakon17: and the pc is reading it as "held"
otakon17: when is the last time you cleaned the controller?
Boon_33: 1/0 resets the stream
Dog_of_Myth:
500 For the Tech Support
KeytarCat: XBox button. Cori called out that someone hit it, and that activated the chords, I think
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SnackPak_: wild
Boon_33: I blame the spooky boys, (gabe and bill)
otakon17: TECHNOLOGY!
otakon17: this is AMAZING
otakon17: this is what I SUB for
Orxolon: 2nd!?you are my main!
otakon17: Chicanery!
xVoxtric: enjoying today's TTC
UnknownFriday: TV. But technically that'd also be my 4th monitor.
KeytarCat: Matt, hit the xbox button?
otakon17: You might need to clean the controllers
otakon17: like WHEN is the last time they've been clean?
DMGlol: xbox off
Boon_33:
The only choice was to sacrifice the goat. 
Makoforte: devilry....
ButButTheJesus: @otakon17 was explaining it
SnackPak_: chording was a mistake
accountmadeforants: Yeah, chords. Like a fighting game combo but for other things
otakon17: it was either stuck or accidentally hit
Boon_33: Hi Beej.
otakon17: don't worry you're SUPPOSED to die repeatedly in this game
Boon_33: how's the afterlife?
otakon17: you have to GO FORWARD the boss just keeps spawning enemies to distract you otherwise
Boon_33:

LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the Helm.
otakon17: well don't forget to spend your Dragon Coings
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
JessieImproved: Heather has that rhythm game magic on her side
otakon17: yes
otakon17: CLEAN YOUR CONTROLLERS REGULARLY FOLKS
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hmmm, must sub must have run out mid-stream
otakon17: that synchronous "Oh my god"
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Boon_33: @otakon17 I get my controller detailed, daily. by me.
PharaohBender27: @JessieImproved Oh, that's not magic, it's SKILL
otakon17: don't forget to use your skills guys
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otakon17: I mean extra Dragon Coins is always good for permanent upgrade
otakon17: She is the leader of the team, clearly
otakon17: OH I get it now
otakon17: the powerups are ONE FOR EACH OF YOU
Boon_33: Pizza is life.
otakon17: and as you select them the amount of choices gets smaller for the next character
otakon17: These guys are like a mix of 2000 Turtle and comics
JessieImproved: My teenage who is super into TMNT says 2001 yeah
JessieImproved: *teenager
otakon17: Chuck E. Cheeses pissed off cousins
JessieImproved: She was out her watching with me a while
OldUncleDan: Good news is, because they are Turtles, they can't get Rabies!
Boon_33: standing in bile is a 50DKP minus
Getter404: Isn't that just Cowboys of Moo Mesa
otakon17: Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses would be TERRIFYING
SnackPak_: that really got Cori
gualdhar: Cori has the plan for next horse club!
JessieImproved: I was also way into TMNT, but like, in the 80s
7gorobei: cant draw ninja horses
wedge_x: horses on the half shell
SquareDotCube: Next week on Can't Draw Mutant Horses Club
EvilBadman: Az says they're down, Cori
tragedyofhardin: teenage mutant ninja animal with hooves this week starring giraffes
gualdhar: Horse Club is April 2nd!
patrick_stonecrusher: Prodigy reference??
otakon17: E'bony Dementia Ravenway
Boon_33: @SquareDotCube I find the mutant part of drawing the easiest to learn.
otakon17: GOD I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT IN LITERAL YEARS
TheAwkes: Time to start cooking up cursed suggestions for horse adjacent side characters.
randombillfolds: Super stealthy ninja horses?
otakon17: Radical Adolescent Shellshocked Crustaceans?
BrindleBoar: teens would never
JessieImproved: *can't*
Mr_Horrible: it reacts with them like antimatter
Mr_Horrible: and they explode
ButButTheJesus: it illegal!
otakon17: Not allowed to do that
otakon17: OH GOD
otakon17: NO
otakon17: YOU DID NOT
otakon17: *Screwdriver Period*
otakon17: MY BRAIN
JessieImproved: Boone's farm before the homecoming dance baybeeeee
PharaohBender27:

wedge_x: who hasn't had an unfortunate SoCo era
OldUncleDan: When I was not old enough, I would make Milk Shakes with my parent's home made Schnapps.
otakon17: @OldUncleDan did you even know what you were doing? XD
OldUncleDan: @otakon17 That was 30 some odd years ago. I was fine!
TheAinMAP: Turtles are reptiles.
JessieImproved:
I wish I could stay but I gotta go zzz, good night everyone 
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, JessieImproved!
Nigouki: you're getting dangerously close to /r/tutlepopping with that line of though
KeytarCat: 2 hours? Yeah, that's not enough to get good
OldUncleDan: Outta curiosity... Is Hades beatable on the first attempt?
SquareDotCube: Fall 2023
TotallyNotaBeholder: @OldUncleDan Technically.... yes. Those who replay it go back to do it. Realistically, no
PharaohBender27: (Pushes imaginary glasses up nose) Actually, the Tunic PiF was October-November 2022, according to the wiki
patrick_stonecrusher: Waterboy reference???
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I do know there is special dialogue for getting to the last boss on the first run.
OldUncleDan: Satisfyingly Bizarre?
Omnipotrevor: Hey, random question. How long is the store sale going on for?
Boon_33: are we the ninjas?
Boon_33: Long ago, the NelsonVatar was just a small boy.
Omnipotrevor: Oh, nevermind, found it. April 2nd
OldUncleDan: Be like water: Dissolve Polar Substances.
HorusFive: Should we Panic! at the disco due to the Fire?
OldUncleDan: There are Sentinels fighting mutants in this game? Someone alert the X-Men!
Boon_33:
A Fire-Sale at LRR.store you say beej?
how cool!
Orxolon: want a fun fact about the weapons Splinter gave them?(maybe you all know them)
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Mr_Horrible: @Boon_33 they're selling fire? People have been chained to rocks for that, I hope they're being careful about it
Juliamon: 1 die
Mr_Horrible: wait is it dihydrogen *oxide*, or *monoxide*?
Boon_33: @Mr_Horrible they got a great deal on chains at Canadian Tire.
Mr_Horrible: I thought it was the latter
Orxolon: their weapon were chosen because of their weaknesses,to Mikey nunchuks bc they require concentration,to Donnie a Bo(which is basically a stick)to not to rely so much in tech,to Raph the Sai bc they are defensive weapons,for him to harness his agresivity,and to LEo the responsability to kill if need be(almomst he never does)
HorusFive: Big Bags of Mostly Water
Juliamon: yeah I always heard it as monoxide
Mr_Horrible: the devs like "Mikey no, we don't want to program rope physics"
Orxolon:
hope that contributes,they are the world's most fearsome fighting team,after all 
Boon_33: get ninja'd ninjas.
Orxolon: go ninja go XD
SquareDotCube: The lightning has passed (Electrical Engineering I)
Boon_33: and on the monday, the Beej said, This is good.
TheAinMAP:

Mr_Horrible: you can't call it that these days, Donnie
Makoforte: I don't know who she is, but i love a woman in power armour
Boon_33: pizza? (triggered turtles)
ghyllnox: You mean all FEET on deck right
Boon_33: stinky nuts, now on sale in lieu of foreign foods in the USA.
lordveus: Frick indeed....frick indeed.
RatherLargeToad:

ghyllnox: Tangling with the Foot clan? Footsie?
TheAinMAP:

OldUncleDan: '
otakon17: this is an empty room
otakon17: the first room in every new area is a "breather" spot
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Dandinstorm12: what up
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OldUncleDan: Not for nothing, but I did appreciate the radio effect on April's voice there.
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OldUncleDan: What is "snutmachismo"?
Juliamon: don't worry about it
OldUncleDan: That makes me want to worry more!
Dandinstorm12: moar stream
Sethalidos:
@OldUncleDan 
Dandinstorm12: Watta
SnackPak_: water is a bipolar molecule
Dandinstorm12: circle of lose more like
Cptasparagus: What are we, some kind of ninja turtles?
Dandinstorm12: I though they were turtle ninjas
OldUncleDan: A crazy city for crazy people? Ya mean like Saskatoon?
Boon_33: Bobby bouche has some comments about the sewer water.
lordveus: So this is a roguelite, then? Neat!
Dandinstorm12: nope, sorry Nelly
TotallyNotaBeholder: Our Lord and Savior Leonardo? You mean DiCaprio?
OldUncleDan:
Water stuff? 
Dandinstorm12: Wear//Tear? In this meta?
TheAwkes: Will Rat Prince some day become the Rat King, or is someone else ahead of him in the line of succession?
OldUncleDan: The Darkness helps you Believe in a Thing Called Love.
Orxolon: no,but really,have we talked about the fav turtle?
Orxolon: no one on team Raph?
fonkoncle: is this the tmnt game that is a hadeslike?
Dandinstorm12:

anyavamps subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
anyavamps: It's like 69, only passive aggressive.
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Dandinstorm12: butt good
lordveus: @OldUncleDan Whenever soemoen manages that high note while covering the stong, I feel it in my skull.
Orxolon: better start using CD lowerers?
lordveus:
Clutch AF
protojman: sick play Nelly!
TheAinMAP:

Getter404: Fun fact: Every 5 seconds, Frost.
Asimech: @fonkoncle Yes.
Dandinstorm12: nice
Dandinstorm12: shocked? Did you find gambling in this establishment?
OldUncleDan: I'm just burning Doin' the Ultrom Dance
Dandinstorm12: nice
Dandinstorm12: k
CaptainSpam: UM
lordveus: Beg Pardon, Mikey?
Dog_of_Myth: heyo
Juliamon: Mikey? Mikey.
Dandinstorm12: hi chat how are you tonight
wedge_x: pizzabuddy
Omnipotrevor: A different kind of American Pie
Juliamon: I guess he likes deep dish
Dandinstorm12: 4 more scrap!
lordveus: Pain.
Dandinstorm12: harsh
Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
Dandinstorm12: Slay (ground) queen
RatherLargeToad: yeah, this part is harder than the actual bosses
mister_nibbles: did we poop the party or did the party poop us
TheAinMAP:

RatherLargeToad: They’re coming in peace! Get em!
Dandinstorm12: moar currency
Marvoleath: ah, crypto scam
Brozard: YOU WILL BE
Dandinstorm12: don't worry, crypto can't possibly be a bad thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is exhausting to listen to
PharaohBender27: So this is just a competing crypto currency trying to barge its way in
Tiber727: Time to mine some dreams.
Juliamon: why does she sound like the TeeKO2 announcer
Brozard: Is this "tapestry" an anime wall scroll?
ArcOfTheConclave: first one is free
Cptasparagus: @PharaohBender27 yeah but we're in at the top
lordveus:
@Dandinstorm12 Nah, this is Cryptic-currency, common msitake though 
Dandinstorm12: oof
Masslost: oh thats right this a phone game before relaunching on consoles
Dandinstorm12: you right
Dandinstorm12: lol
BrindleBoar: it's okay, they're fungible
floor__chicken: Oh no, do I need to change my name.....
PharaohBender27:
@floor__chicken 
Tiber727: @lordveus I'm waiting for them to add Dojo-coin.
lordveus:
All the dashes! 
TheAwkes: The Tools are the friends we made along the way.
BrindleBoar: based purely off of this single reward offering, dreamer coins appear to be more rare
OldUncleDan: Weren't Dragon Coins a thing in Super Mario World? Also sounds like something from Tarkir.
TheAwkes: So Chairman is basically Richard the Warlock, huh?
Dandinstorm12: RR
Dandinstorm12: Nelson "Mashing is super fun" Salahub
TheAwkes: Mashing makes me feel good
Mr_Horrible: would it, though?
Dandinstorm12: Swerve's House!
OldUncleDan: Blue Cheese >>>>>>> Ranch
Brozard: ^^
saucemaster5000: sauce mentioned?
saucemaster5000: (looks up at monitor)
Brozard: For a good pizza crust though, honey is great
patrick_stonecrusher: Ranch on pizza is the actual chicago style pizza
saucemaster5000: (ears perked like a fox))
Getter404: "Remain in proximity to Beej" is advice to live by
saucemaster5000: oh yeh ranch on pizza is great
Dandinstorm12: ding ding ding
NotCainNorAbel:
500
randombillfolds: Now I'm craving Pizza Pizza creamy garlic sauce.
Getter404: Still have no idea who this is
Dandinstorm12: uh
PharaohBender27:

Dandinstorm12: it never left
TheAwkes: Cori "PBI" Dickinson
Dandinstorm12: thanks Howard Dean
TheAinMAP:

Dandinstorm12: targic
PharaohBender27:
690
lordveus: Y'all have a good one!
shendaras:

Juliamon: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR is having a Warehouse Moving Sale! Almost everything is on DEEP discount! And we found a bunch of old stuff too! Look through EVERYTHING for deals! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
lordveus: Yeah, there are beat 'em up elements.
Juliamon: Mug was gone day 1
PharaohBender27:
I did do another commerce today. Though it seems most shirts are only now available in Extra-Small 
spethycakes: I snapped up a New Moonbase pack! So glad to get a second chance after I missed it earlier
PharaohBender27: I was like, "Eh, don't need the full Moonbase pack" when it was first out. But I'm getting one now from this sale for the travel kit
Mr_Horrible: in the zone, straight up chornobyl
PharaohBender27: (Today's purchase was the Dice Vault, because I maybe *could* use it to store something else, and well if I ever do get dice . . .
RatherLargeToad: Rise from your graves!
Mr_Horrible: Thoki Thoki Thighs Club
RatherLargeToad: Dragon Storm Z!
OldUncleDan: Brian Gobert-Hicks!
Mr_Horrible: I do desperately hope someone opens and runs some Cori cards
TheAinMAP:

iris_of_ether:

Mr_Horrible: wow, lotta birthday subs
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
PharaohBender27:

anyavamps: The Vamps don't stop until morale improves.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
SnackPak_:

Orxolon: kawabungaaa!!
spethycakes:

Orxolon: good night y'all
Juliamon: I can't believe the Vegas playmats haven't sold out yet. I might need to order one.
Mr_Horrible: thank you for the jumpscare
TheAinMAP: Cowabunga, indeed.
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