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ContingentCat: !advice
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TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2:
no refresh, but boy did that take a long time to load in 
Juliamon: boo that toot
iris_of_ether: I just got a customer visit this week cancelled and nothing feels so transcendently freeing
johnobriant: Every now and then I get the opportunity to cancel a meeting, and I feel like the biggest hero ever.
SymphonySolstice: love not having to talk to customers
iris_of_ether: Gonna go home and make baked potatoes and put tacos in them
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
johnobriant: yup
iris_of_ether:
Marvoleath: @DideRobot LRR drafting magic? but it's not thursday
NewtyNewts: With April. Yes.
iris_of_ether: A-april
TXC2: can it be June yet?
bytecaster: Wait, no, I still need april, I got so much to do. Don't take it away from me!
gsyhiap: Oh dear, I thinkI fell asleep for a whole month again
iris_of_ether: In the form of silverfish?
TXC2: so it's wet in Victoria I guess?
SnackPak_: smart
Anubis169:
TXC2:
remember: the tastiest part of the human is the rump 
iris_of_ether: Cam no
SnackPak_: oof
ghyllnox:
bytecaster: Our stash comrade
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TXC2: preping for others, a thing we need more of really
bytecaster: Can't cut your hair with a rifle
eid010n: "Did anyone learn how to purify water???"
iris_of_ether: Yeah so much side eye here
Anubis169: Where are the people that hoarde books, stuff on architecture, farming, manufacture, medical procedures, etc
ghyllnox: "Does anyone have any seeds? When do I plant these?"
EvilBadman: you gotta rawdog the h2o
TXC2: FRESH raw milk is "fine"
Anubis169: sad thing is it goes bad SO fast, like fresh baked bread sans preservatives
TheAwkes: When you raw at factory scale, all of a sudden you're mixing the fraction of actually bad raw milk with all the probably fine raw milk...
iris_of_ether: Oh no
Anubis169: nngh
ghyllnox: When I'm grateful I'm a vegetarian
bytecaster: Just shoot your gun at the corn field and you get popcorn, that's just common sense
Anubis169: got a story about that involving a sausage roll.. but will save it
ghyllnox: My father thinks surely the farmers will feed him for protection
zeathean: chicken of the woods
TXC2:
ghyllnox as if farmers don't have their own guns
SymphonySolstice: thinking about the story of a guy who went off-grid for doomsday prep and had to come crawling back to his sister's house because he didn't pack a can opener
LordZarano: Instructions on formula say not to give cows milk to babies during the first year at all
bytecaster: Whenever I eat mushrooms there is always a tiny part of me that worries that someone made a mistake and these are actually poison.
iris_of_ether: I would rather not try the Destroying Angel roulette
Shankx88:
greetings from germany 
lamina5432: it's always weird that mushrooms are closer to animals than plants
Anubis169:
They're real useful even if you get a poisonous one. We had a patch of Death Angels growing in a field, used to crumble them up in milk and leave it to catch flies... had to wear gloves 'cause one of those things can kill a battalion 
KeytarCat: Whenever I eat mushrooms there's a part in the back of my head that worries it's not dead yet
HorusFive:
But I can just ask my phone which mushrooms to eat. Why carry around a BOOK
ghyllnox: @txc2 What??? Lmao
ghyllnox: The horrible chickens eat EACH OTHER
EvilBadman: You gotta squish those eggs, my dude
Anubis169: yeye we did that when we kept geese
HorusFive: Don't let the chickens have my eggs! That will only make the supply go down!!!
JessieImproved: I have ceramic eggs in the nest boxes
bytecaster: Ablative fake eggs
Anubis169: goose egg omelette is LOVELY
iris_of_ether: My sister had to "dispatch" one of her chickens because it was killing the others
BrindleBoar: @SymphonySolstice Preppers are so fascinating because they don't understand that they need to be ready to become a medieval peasant. They're gonna have to farm and make their own clothes and shit, but they just assume cans of food and bullets will carry them through.
SnackPak_: me at the grocery store
JessieImproved: The best "prepping" is community resilience building
TXC2: BrindleBoar they assume they'll be the lord, not thesdurf
Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEE
TXC2: *the surf
HorusFive: @BrindleBoar Also that they're prepping for a society where everyone wants to shoot them all the time. Because that's how they think
SourcePlaysGames: Are you saying bullets belong in heaven??
Anubis169: Bloodlust?
iris_of_ether: I'm not drawing this
BrindleBoar: All Cartridges Go To Heaven
SnackPak_: is the bullet baptized?
TXC2: this implies bullets have souls to condemn in the first place
HorusFive: ANABPTIST! (Steven King's Needful Things, right?)
bytecaster: The survivor games are sometimes called bullet heavens
Anubis169: yeah, it's called Hello Kitty Island Adventure
rentar42: Bullet Heaven is Vampire Survivors
LordZarano: It's also very easy to accidentally destroy mushroom foraging spots if you don't know what you're doing and take too much, which is why experts may be very reluctant to reveal their spots to new people
wotc_jordan: All of these questions can be answered by Enter the Gungeon
HorusFive: When the last person who remembers them passes.
NotCainNorAbel: same with people
silenceaux: Generally 'bullet heaven' refers to the player being the source of the bullet curtain pattern.
xVoxtric: bullets that lose all momentum without a collision are in purgatory
Anubis169: Cam: This begs the question, are reworked/recycled bullets made from old rounds Frankenstein Creations?
ProcyonFlynn: So like how photons don't experience time, and from their perspective they cease the moment they're born.
wedge_x: bullets are viruses
iris_of_ether: Mmmm candy
bytecaster: The NRA is a bullet welfare organization.
SymphonySolstice: my grandpa full of lead vs me full of microplastics
TXC2: you people had thinking?
EvilBadman: @SymphonySolstice holy shit
KeytarCat: Lead, microplastics, and the long covid
Anubis169: ok given there are so many microplastics, do you envision kids in 100-200 years having internal kevlar built up over generations?
spicyFerret_: What is this thinking you speak of
NotCainNorAbel: pretty sure the light at the end of the tunnel is a train
bytecaster: No more through today
ghyllnox: Wat
BrindleBoar: Wow.
iris_of_ether:
Anubis169: I just got off the wait list to get on the wait list for my left knee
bytecaster: Gotta gamify the wait list
Darleysam: like a teaser trailer announcement release date
TXC2: that's just a longer wait list!
Strebenherz: good afternoon y'all
ghyllnox: All???
rentar42: Sometimes I'd prefer a no over a "yes, there's a waitlist, it's currently out to 12 years"
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
Anubis169:
ProcyonFlynn:
Even if my therapist is kinda bad - it's better than nothing
SymphonySolstice: god
ArdCollider: we had a local therapy collective fold because their model was *too* good.
rentar42: (and that's in a place with a "functioning" health care system, just mental health system is extremely overloaded)
Anubis169: ahh the smell of wintergreen
TheAwkes: Hey, government, fund more medical professionals. We could do with, like, triple what we've got across the board.
ArdCollider: they got overwhelmed way too fast.
iris_of_ether:
wedge_x: teeee-DAP
Strebenherz: as someone in the states, it's slightly comforting to hear that the medical field is hecked up north in the moose wilds too
NotCainNorAbel: they are documenting it
TXC2: "are they doing anything about this?" "YOU ARE THEY!"
Anubis169: You got the basic human empathy ration the medical service is allowed to issue per week
gsyhiap: @TheAwkes Also, maybe fund the educational institutions that train those professionals better.
SymphonySolstice: I got told my bottom wisdom teeth are "completely sideways" and "real bad" and then got told the wait list is 11 months long
bytecaster: My dentist once said my "teeth are weird", which tracks, because many other parts of my body have gotten that comment too.
KeytarCat: My dentist keeps telling me I'm doing well, and my teeth still hurt
TXC2:
bytecaster oh my teeth are weird, given 2 of them a lying flat down
HorusFive: Certainly it's paid by the fluid ounce (or appropriate measure)
JessieImproved: @SymphonySolstice Do they hurt though, because a dentist told me really angrily I would need my wisdom teeth out when I was 20. I'm in my 40s and still have them.
TXC2: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
TXC2: !store
Strebenherz: I have altered your teeth, pray I do not alter them further
wedge_x: put the pick in pete, and turn it around, real neat
ArdCollider: my GP just went "maybe they SHOULD run a balloon through your Eustachian tubes over at ENT" today and it always makes me think that I'm gonna get a cool balloon dog in my ear.
NewtyNewts: The cori reboot into Shill Mode
TXC2:
causal 20 mins in
accountmadeforants: Just market the XS as for dogs
SymphonySolstice: @jessieimproved they don't hurt at all, but I mean I agree they probably shouldn't be sideways
EvilBadman: XS means "buy a bunch and make a quilt"
Anubis169: Pikachaos can only wear so many shirts at once
HorusFive:
LRR Onesies when! 
bytecaster: I could currently be running in the rain while you are on my phone, I am not, but I could be
Anubis169: I can do an L, but it looks like lycra. Prefer XL
wedge_x: t-pose Cori
iris_of_ether: I'm definitely no longer a medium
HorusFive: Food? Perish the Thought
KeytarCat: My shoulders are too tall for small shirts
iris_of_ether:
ArdCollider: my dad hung up on a poll call about grocery habits once with "we don't EAT food in this house"
bytecaster: I cannot wait for the rhetoric to shift to "Actually food is a luxury"
SnackPak_:
Anubis169: bent while putting it on
Strebenherz: you both look great
spicyFerret_: I have arrived at XL cause i have a bit of tum now.
iris_of_ether:
Anubis169: yeah that's the smile we're after
Strebenherz: That look of UTTER HORROR, I snorted
wedge_x: Cam especially always looks like he just came out of a le Carré novel. A+
Anubis169: so as a joke a couple weeks ago, i brought my own coffee mug and i think the barista's brain took 2sec to reset
wedge_x: "so what I'm hearing is there's a chance"
iris_of_ether: Reasons I drink only tea
BrindleBoar: "put the poop away"
Strebenherz: Grahaaam the Cam Voltron is fighting again
rentar42: but stuff is happening all the time! so much stuff
SymphonySolstice: time to find a puddle
NotCainNorAbel: Just because my email is marked as read doesn't mean that I read the email
Anubis169: NO
spicyFerret_: See, whereas i work overnights [and should probably be sleeping now] and at like 3am my head consistently says "hey. You gonna go buy us more caffeine or what?"
bytecaster: How bad could drinking the paint water possibly be
iris_of_ether: Washi
HorusFive: @NotCainNorAbel [Check all]. [mark as read]. [forget about the problem]
NotCainNorAbel: @HorusFive Yep, and if anyone asks; it is still in my inbox, so that means it is a to do thing
Anubis169:
Anubis169: how rude
bytecaster: Never listen to chat
zeathean: brushes are ablative, in the end
EvilBadman: Oh no, the falvour of the brushes is tained
TXC2: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
ProcyonFlynn: Spoilers. ALL TOOLS degrade through use. That's the POINT
wedge_x: tools meant to be used, film at 11
HorusFive: @NotCainNorAbel Inbox clean. No need to think about emails. Keeps my stress down
SymphonySolstice: entropy comes for us all
SnackPak_: wild
iris_of_ether: What.
Strebenherz: oh god no
Anubis169: the fuck?
Strebenherz: WHAT
SymphonySolstice: huh
bytecaster: Wait, what?
NewtyNewts: bwuh
Redbassist:
theHazeSystem: is that an insult..?
Anubis169: LOL
ghizmou: People say the darnest thing
TXC2: Camera please stop
SymphonySolstice:
EvilBadman: You think I can avoid mercury?
Melfina__:
HorusFive: Next time- take it off and then cough directly into his mouth.
ghyllnox: Wait do we still do that???
EvilBadman: afford even, thanks brain
wedge_x: I was born in the 70's, I'm full up
bytecaster: I am so confused
SymphonySolstice: wild
NotCainNorAbel: people were a mistake
Dog_of_Myth: I still get looks when I wear my mask at work.
bytecaster: The bus is full of coughing people all the time, I just wanna feel a little safety, thank you very much
Anubis169: "Want me to take it off and cough on you?" oh boy
Strebenherz: I have seen people spittle while they talk, even without pandemic, masking is valid
bytecaster: Just take the mask off and do "bird noises"
Gekyouryuu: Just got here. What makes the raft magical?
Redbassist: Mood
Dog_of_Myth: Same
iris_of_ether: Mood
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu Unknown, haven't started yet
TXC2:
I may have to see if a mask will help with that, assuming it's the cause of my problems right now
SymphonySolstice: protecting yourself against things that harm you makes you have less harm? say it aint so
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Faytheless: Allergeist
wedge_x: histamology
bytecaster: I enjoyed the reporting "Actually flu and colds are also down because of masks" and then we decided that was not beneficial enough and just stopped anyway.
iris_of_ether: Yeah my back lit up too
Anubis169: wait wha?
a_Weakling: My wife got that test and all of the spots swelled into a single mass
Uzumaki15: That's about how mine went XD
BrindleBoar: I think there's an issue there where you can be allergic to a metal in the needle? But I dunno.
Faytheless: Nono, Aller-geist, they're spooky
Strebenherz: So the grass allergy was not a panalysts bit?
TXC2: the epistemology of histamology
SymphonySolstice: and now we have people getting measles en masse
ProcyonFlynn: My Allergy Test came back clear - and "You're not technically allergic, but you have sensitivities to a lot of stuff" ... so that's been great.
Critterbot: So anyway, I was told there was gonna be a video game?
HorusFive: Get consent first folks. It's important
accountmadeforants: Should we really?
Anubis169: I still wear 'em on planes and the under ground trains
wedge_x: bullletheck
RatekStormcrow: bilibili the cinese youtouber
bytecaster: Could go for German for a change, I can translate
Anubis169: 'cause every time i haven't in the past year, some kid's sneezed next to me and I'm like "going to get sick in a week, gah"
TheAwkes: Selecting the language you understand is a goated choice.
accountmadeforants: Favourite language from this list
RatekStormcrow: What time is it ?
rentar42: Q: Wat?
dutchmoose: I like your frames (?)
bytecaster: Why don't you have batteries with you?
Anubis169: Is there anything you aren't allergic to?
SonofThoth: Favorite beer currently?
SymphonySolstice: what did you eat today that wasn't coffee
EvilBadman: Favourite battery type?
TheWooglie: latest book recommendation?
raulghoulia: how do you make a souffle?
ghyllnox: Favorite book?
Strebenherz: Saddleback Lagac still your fav?
thasmiel: best breakfast?
Redbassist: Best activity to do in 15 seconds?
moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep: why is it and how many?
AFamiliarCalledEl: Anything? Uh Uh Ummmmm Uhhhh.... God, ummmm, isn't it cool that electricity and magnetism are the same thing when you consider them through the lens of relativity?
Gekyouryuu: "Are trains becoming obsolete?"
TheAwkes: Bump to flat, flat to spring.
bytecaster: First battery QTE successful!
TXC2: Gekyouryuu hell no
ProcyonFlynn: Minus Minus Plus Plus - Run
HorusFive: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE CAM's advice for jumping a car
Darleysam: there will be precisely one test, it will not be a long one
a_Weakling: Tap on hood, tap on tongue
EvilBadman: How many spiders are in chat, really
Anubis169: ooooooo
accountmadeforants:
Faytheless: @EvilBadman Like at least six
TXC2: K&M? my kind of game already
AnjaZeta: I have one remote where they both go the same direction and it freaks me out every time
TheAwkes: Faster direction changes and more precise aiming.
rentar42: i wish I was a little high right now ...
accountmadeforants: We Noita now
rentar42: @accountmadeforants Only Noita is Noita, right?
bytecaster: No story, only mechanics
accountmadeforants: @rentar42 There's No-ita like Noita, certainly
bytecaster: Even in the game we are on a computer
accountmadeforants: Man strafes in real life, that's a gamer
TXC2: oh we eepy
bytecaster: Unrealistic, no mmorpg player is that zippy.
RatherLargeToad: Ach! Zombie!
Duwani1: 3
TheAwkes: The face of someone ready to say the night is young.
TXC2: that or we have a HUGE on suit
AFamiliarCalledEl: @bytecaster they keep the floors nicely waxed to optimize movement
TXC2: *suite
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
BrindleBoar: more like pissekai, gottem
accountmadeforants: Good start
Strebenherz: PISSEKAI
gualdhar: wait why was he standing to pee in his own house
Anubis169: Strebenherz LOL
iris_of_ether: Amazing
accountmadeforants: BrindleBoar You genius
TXC2: like that scene from transpotting
NewtyNewts: Isekak
Strebenherz: No no all credit to Brindleboar
BrindleBoar: hivemind
TXC2: *trainspotting
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Anubis169:
dammit you two
Strebenherz: five seconds in the pissekai and he's already been posessed by his stick
Redbassist:
wedge_x: ahead by a century
Anubis169:
dammit game
bytecaster: This game might have a theme
Dog_of_Myth: You get a sub for that one
BrindleBoar: gracias
ArdCollider: I know writers who use any text and they're all cowards, etc.
bytecaster: Isn't the symbol the staff?
EvilBadman: It's the symbol of her church. Avacyn, I mean.
Faytheless: Then we'd be a zombie
accountmadeforants: Time to test the spiky pit trap
TXC2: Faytheless or a lich maybe
Anubis169: hey you wanted mycology
BlindProphet32: those mushrooms have bones....
Redbassist: Bleeding tooth mushrooms
Faytheless: The sound it makes is satisfying
Marvoleath: they know what they did
Anubis169: ah this is less bullet hell, more enter the gungeon
accountmadeforants: Why was that mushroom full of bones
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 For now
Faytheless: So anyway they started blastin'
accountmadeforants: It's a croissant
TXC2:
gonna denude this forest like it's subreddit
Marvoleath: crossaint
hackingducks: so the wand system's like, low tech noita
bytecaster: Oh, so this is PoE
theHazeSystem: oh this is binding of isaac + magicka
TXC2: when do we get HEAT or APFSDS?
TheAwkes: Some kind of bloodterfly
Faytheless: @hackingducks Yes basically
bytecaster: But what if we simply never take damage?
TheAwkes: Crown seems real strong if you can get some sustain going.
Redbassist: :3
bytecaster: This seems neat!
QuixoticScrivener: is this top down Noita?
EvilBadman: I'd almost call it a less gross Binding of Isaac
Anubis169: oww... spikes exact a heavy penalty
bytecaster: C-c-c-combo
accountmadeforants: Oh, the lightning works on the splits, you may be able to get away with just one or two bullets
hackingducks: this feels like it'd be a good switch game.
Anubis169: those are spiders
TheAwkes: Turnip Bao
Anubis169: so the giant turnip is a spider sac
TXC2: stack that MP
bytecaster: Glass canon build, here we go!
TXC2: more vit!
Anubis169: just a random neuron
bytecaster: Uh oh, brainies
Strebenherz: duckings around the parent abomination
Anubis169: 2 heads are better than one
EvilBadman: My gungeon brain is like "just dodge roll over the spikes"
TXC2: BORGOR!
Strebenherz: Get burgered on
Faytheless: Oh lol
Faytheless: It got you with the burger sauce
hackingducks: okay, it says spider, but I'm seeing a hamburger.
Anubis169: KETCHUP
Strebenherz: Oh that's just yugioh Hungry burgor
hackingducks rubs eyes.
Nemosaur: Ohh our character actually wears the relics, i love that detail!
TXC2: is it being a burger censoring?
accountmadeforants: @hackingducks They turned on the arachnophobia mode in case anyone was afraid of spiders
Faytheless: @TXC2 Yes
hackingducks: @accountmadeforants ah-ha.
TXC2: Faytheless neat!
RatherLargeToad: relatively fewer people are afraid of hamburgers, fortunately
hackingducks: oh, so it's very noita.
Marvoleath: and yet hamburgers cause more death in most countries
accountmadeforants: The options had a 1-6 for wands, but maybe not right away
hackingducks: the binding of noita, I dig it.
accountmadeforants: I suspect these onions were also spiders
TXC2: enter the binding of noita survivors
Faytheless: You can dance if you want to
SonofThoth: Who said Adam was the only one with footsies
goatprince: hey guys, have we learned the spell of [Generate Thesis] yet?
gsyhiap: and leave your friends behind?
EvilBadman: relics being passive buffs seem better for a tutorial
shushu2539: lumbershrooms
bytecaster: Have we ever shown signs of hubris before? I don't think so!
accountmadeforants: There could be a vampirism spell boost
TXC2: is there a gender neutral for lumberjack? given mushrooms have thousands of genders
Faytheless: @TXC2 Lumberjack, Lumberjill, Lumberj... are there any gender neutral J names?
iris_of_ether: Amazing
bytecaster: Lumberjerk, because you are being mean to the trees!"
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Lumberjak&daxter
EvilBadman: Lumber Jheyms
Faytheless: Lumberjesse
TXC2: Faytheless ooooh, that could be a winner
Marvoleath: hewer? logger?
Faytheless: 'Secret Camp' hmmm
bytecaster: We found the meta progression women!
TXC2: bytecaster I like how my dyslexia tuned that into "the meta, Progressive women!"
eid010n: Incredible face there
hackingducks: lot of cute options here
Bassios: Frog!
Darleysam: crossing my fingers for a Disco Elysium grin
accountmadeforants: Is OldTomato Crossover some kinda Tomato Way
gsyhiap:
TXC2: froggy!
RatherLargeToad: I approve
ghizmou:
bytecaster: Duel wielding froggy!
gsyhiap: Zaptastic!
shushu2539: green creature with laser weapon, its yoda!
RatherLargeToad: Firehose!
kusinohki: meows
Faytheless: Lightsaber but it shoots lasers first?
accountmadeforants: The first three shots are for bracketing
Faytheless: Also I looked away, why are we suddenly a frog?
Marvoleath: there is a key in the web D:
TXC2: Faytheless we could change our looks in camp
Faytheless: @TXC2 Aha. When I last played this it didn't have frog!
bytecaster: Doot, Zaaaaaaaap is a strong combo
accountmadeforants:
accountmadeforants: The laser with the recoil is perfect visual comedy
Strebenherz: definitely getting magicka vibes
Faytheless: I'm like 55% sure the yellow goo doesn't hurt it just slows. Or it's the other way around
kusinohki: dumb question/observation - how often do you play a rogue in a rogue-like? I think I've seen more wizards and fighters...
TheAwkes: I Love It!
gsyhiap:
bytecaster: Can't deceive me!
accountmadeforants: Sorry Deceiver, you failed the DPS check
niccus: vicious or viscous
kusinohki: hard to decieve a lightsaber
AFamiliarCalledEl: that definitely said viscous
TXC2: niccus probably both
accountmadeforants: It was probably complaining that there were no spells to the right
KeytarCat: It meant that you had no available spells
Natimus_Prime: @kusinohki The genre naming game of "Rogue" had multiple classes as well, including 'tourist'. So it's not terribly common
bytecaster: I cannot wait for speed runners to use the laser knockback as speed tech
TXC2: doing god's work, some might say
shushu2539: why does a laser cause recoil?
bytecaster: Rare relic!
kusinohki: I thought tourist was a nethack discworld joke/reference
a_Weakling: Did the increased knock back trinket also increased the knock back on yourself?
TXC2:
shushu2539 photons have mass
KeytarCat: eggg
hackingducks: wind your neck in!
korvys: lol
gsyhiap: Uhhh
BusTed: hm
Zanzabar_: its so you can get a close look
Dog_of_Myth: wow
gsyhiap: Uhhhhh
TXC2: am neck ok?
SquareDotCube: oh no it's kluski
Anubis169: hello frog fractions?
accountmadeforants: Why not also apply it to the laser so it's a vacuum laser. It also hits a lot so it can trigger crits more often
gsyhiap: Nothing survives the pewpew
kusinohki: lazer time? *puts on the 3d shades*
shushu2539: @TXC2 oh, I didn't thought about that. thanks
Anubis169:
black hole physics is super interesting, and frankly terrifying
neacon: break the potted plants for a chance at more coins
TXC2: we JP from SF6 now
accountmadeforants: Ooh, traction on the blaggole seems very good and appropriate
hackingducks: mac quack on damage taken? nice
goatprince: oh no my ass
Juliamon: we duck game now
bytecaster: Our ass, comrade!
Wolfstrike_NL:
Sorry Cam 
TheAwkes: I forgot about the long neck and parsed your white jacket as a fish head for a second.
gsyhiap:
<{Ow!}
skintbint: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2:19 from now).
xantos69: Just tuning in. I have been made aware that I have had my ass kicked.
Anubis169: hehehehehe
TXC2: WinAmp: it really sucks in the butt
Mangledpixel: cannot be vinced
bytecaster: Does the ball of lightning still have a long neck?
Anubis169: Your mistrust is well place
Anubis169: placed*
hackingducks: well, you were right not the trust it
accountmadeforants: Ooh, and our laser wand also has the slow effect still, so now we have an AoE slow, neat
bytecaster: Lightning dash + arcane explosion could be good
Anubis169: we could find out
bytecaster: I assume our little mans is about 1.5m ish, so pretty close
Anubis169: if we find out how much 3 metres is, we'll find out how tall our character is
QuixoticScrivener: about a decafoot
xantos69: Exactly, you don't want them that close, so if they get close then they are not alive.
bytecaster: Wait, our man is tiny
gsyhiap: Our outfit is profoundly cursed.
Strebenherz: fart cloud aura
accountmadeforants: You see this thing coming at you in the forest, you run
bytecaster: That's just an isaac boss?!
TXC2:
we're pretty much radioactive now
Juliamon: I'm sad it doesn't darken as we cook it
wedge_x: Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Anubis169: Flawless Victory!
gsyhiap:
sharky_41: flawless victory
goatprince: and steven!
Anubis169 slurps a small vat of tea
kusinohki: my relics are too strong for you traveler
Anubis169: waaaait, reduces max HP?
Anubis169:
Bless you 
TXC2: bless you
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Dog_of_Myth: Later TXC2
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kusinohki: it was sooo much max hp though. like 90 reduced to 21
Marvoleath: the price did say it costs 99 health iirc
Marvoleath: but the shield regen might be worth it
Reduce_Sanity: oooo
goatprince: some sort of kafkaesque metamorphosis
Natimus_Prime: Where do they come from? Where do they go? Where do they come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
QuixoticScrivener: what in the censorship?
xantos69: When you kill stuff.
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silenceaux: :3
Dog_of_Myth:
goatprince: cringe
Reduce_Sanity: too slithery
bytecaster: PANIC
gsyhiap: F
hackingducks: we found the use case for the self-explody
Xiff_: Calm, cool and collected
RatherLargeToad: we have found the weakness to the focus laser
Bassios: cronmch
Strebenherz:
I love that the frog face was 
Anubis169: well that was a thing that happened
iris_of_ether: Picked a great moment to pop my headphone back in there
QuixoticScrivener: good folley on that crunch
iris_of_ether:
BrowneePointz: or Twilight Princess where link gets pulled into the Twilight Realm and turns into a Wolf
RatherLargeToad: All stories would be improved by the presence of frog
BrowneePointz: or Majora's Mask where Link gets pulled into Termina and becomes a Deku Scrub which has Frog energy
KeytarCat: evil smiley face?
rentar42: i blood, you blood, we all bleed for the blood lord
Bassios: Piss like the wind, bullseye
TheAwkes: Old fella's one vox away from being Mechanicus
iris_of_ether: Urine for a treat
Reduce_Sanity: pick is just free damage
KeytarCat:
I take damage
Reduce_Sanity: some spells summon things
Reduce_Sanity: instead of shooty
silenceaux: Maybe someday you will summon a creature, and then it will have the blood of a troll. Like twitch chat!
QuixoticScrivener: how is aiming with a controller?
Reduce_Sanity: The quack sound is so disrespectful
jessicaengle: Minecraft?
accountmadeforants: Hurray for consistent colours for debuffs
jessicaengle: You look different.
bytecaster: First dash then storm!
korvys: I just got here... are we beating up garlic?
accountmadeforants: Lightning dash into the lightning AoE would be fun
accountmadeforants: @korvys Spiders in disguise
jessicaengle: Burgie?
accountmadeforants: Hamburger is also a spider
goatprince: you want me to do what to a cheeseburger?
Anubis169: Screechburger
BrowneePointz: Is...this seems very heavily inspired by Binding of Isaac
jessicaengle: !findquote burger
Jasoman: And I'll be back for you
Anubis169: !quote burger
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Jasoman: Veggie tales haunts me to this day
Anubis169: !findquote burger
LRRbot: Quote #6141: "Your burger hat won't save you from ME!" —Ian [2019-06-19]
Anubis169: hehehehe
korvys: @accountmadeforants Oh, is that normal, or like, an arachnophobia setting?
Jasoman: @Anubis169 it is a quote from veggie tales song
accountmadeforants: @korvys Arachnophobia setting
accountmadeforants: Welcome back, laser, our old friend
bytecaster: Unpredictable knockback sounds like a great idea for comedy
jessicaengle: @accountmadeforants Oooohhhhh. I see now.
accountmadeforants: I love that it shows the relics
gsyhiap: Became?
bytecaster: We could never be the baddies
BrowneePointz: this is KIND of making me wanna boot up Isaac
Strebenherz: not a drop to ribbit
jessicaengle: What about Chat-nophobia mode?
bytecaster: The uwu sneks
BrowneePointz: Although this seems MUCH less mean on the RNG front than Isaac
gsyhiap: It's fun being a snek
silenceaux: Wiggly little guys
accountmadeforants: Yeah, it's kinder Noita and kinder Binding all at once
Reduce_Sanity: EZ
jessicaengle: Pew pew pew
accountmadeforants: Always gamble, never stop gambling
gsyhiap:
bytecaster: That autocast thing seems good
BrowneePointz: Some of the animations are the same as Isaac which is why I was getting whiplash
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz Yeah the orbs being tear-like isn't helping me
BrowneePointz: and the burrower guys doing the exact some bob on attack
bytecaster: Turns out fairies HATE butterflies
QuixoticScrivener: love my three green shells
BrowneePointz: Then again, it's KIND of the most well known game in this style so I wouldn't be surprised if it was HEAVILY inspired @EvilBadman
gsyhiap: "I wish we had more"... and the game delivered...
bytecaster: Wait the wand can proc on itself?
jessicaengle: So how about that warehouse moving sale eh?
bytecaster: A summon!
Anubis169: ok
Marvoleath: !sale
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Reduce_Sanity: Summon the eye monsters!
accountmadeforants: I wonder if the big dot transforms into something cooler, too
EvilBadman: first wand have no bullet?
gsyhiap:
EvilBadman: so it just summons?
Anubis169: holy crap that AoE
Reduce_Sanity: Yeah summons stronk
gsyhiap: You could merge the 3 bullets into 1 improved bullet?
Reduce_Sanity: Summon eye has a max of 1
Reduce_Sanity: at least right now
BrowneePointz: Idk ask my ex
shushu2539: dodge gravity
BrowneePointz: *dabs*
EvilBadman: the resummon pops it next to you though, kinda annoying
RatherLargeToad: e g g
niccus: an egg is a ball making more of itself
RatherLargeToad: egg tooth bites you!
Reduce_Sanity: Oh the butterfly spray!
BrowneePointz: I believe it's pronounced "Hyacinth"
Dog_of_Myth: Summon the Attack Butterflies
accountmadeforants: The other spell boosts don't apply to the balls I think, because the balls are to the left
Iperithon: Cute'thulu?
Anubis169: uhhhh stream?
Anubis169: stream please...
EvilBadman: Please, save us, from all ze moneys
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 I also had a brief blip, refresh
jessicaengle: Turn the Beat Around
BrowneePointz: Yea this feels like when you get a good run in isaac
BrowneePointz: with some synergistic bs that turns you into a vampire survivor character
Ravensfest: Cupthulu, the eldritch horror that keeps your coffee hot.
Anubis169: Damsel!
Reduce_Sanity: an anime is to the right
Anubis169: it's the monocle isn't it?
RatherLargeToad: she’s a walking pineapple
Dog_of_Myth:
jessicaengle: Why did you open this jar?
accountmadeforants: But she wasn't stored in a jar, so the Adam's Jar Parable doesn't hold
Wolfstrike_NL:
We let the person out of the jar
EvilBadman: lose a bullet for rebound seems fail
jessicaengle: The jail cell is the mason jar of architecture.
EvilBadman: fair*
hackingducks: @accountmadeforants but what is a cage but a jar with many holes?
theGuidingLark: that would be a sick thing, where the secret boss ends up in the same rotation as the unlock rescue mechanic
BrowneePointz: yep. we've gone full Isaac
Flamennight: Does rebound work on the laser beam?
BrowneePointz: this brings back memories
NewtyNewts: More coinions
EvilBadman: @NewtyNewts ok arin
Anubis169: a bigger better ball
Anubis169:
no -there's- our rebound 
BrowneePointz: Double edged sword
Anubis169:
QuixoticScrivener: charge you cupthulhu
BrowneePointz: if we do spell effect radius they should be massive right?
empyreon: number go brrrrrr
NewtyNewts: Do butterflies count as summoned creatures?
accountmadeforants: @NewtyNewts They were marked as projectiles I think
BrowneePointz: can cam try the spell radius on our main wand as well just for gits and shiggles?
TheAwkes: What does rebound do to the laser?
Anubis169: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants:
TheAwkes: Yeeeeeeesssssss
silenceaux: Weird things happenin
Anubis169: WOW
accountmadeforants: The innate scatter with the charge and the rebound is just amazing
BrowneePointz: WE'RE A PINK FLOYD CONCERT!
Strebenherz: WOW
Marvoleath: imma chargin my lazor
NewtyNewts: Ravetime
gsyhiap: I heard you like pewpew, so I pewpew'd your pewpew...
RatherLargeToad: depends on the room layout, I think
EvilBadman: every chamber with mobs is a test chamber
Marvoleath: !chat
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twistedsylvan: I dunno that seems pretty awesine
twistedsylvan: awesome*
accountmadeforants: We're building our own Portal test chamber every second
theGuidingLark: a refraction of your potential
jessicaengle: Love a good dangly earring
Marvoleath: frogs known for having ears
rentar42: ok, but why are the earrings nowhere near our ears? ...
EvilBadman: the health regain of cupthulhu seems to negate the neg?
accountmadeforants: The balls that spawn another spell would be good with the arcane explosion and lightning aoe I think
silenceaux: The disjoint on Fuse seems useful for something else.
TheAwkes: More range means more bounces, right?
Anubis169: what does the laser look like with maximum charge?
eid010n: some recoil on that
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 The wand doesn't seem to have enough mana to let them do more than two charges
accountmadeforants: Or we do, not the wand
gsyhiap:
jessicaengle: Is it a duck?
Anubis169: a floaty book?
Reduce_Sanity: a summon that casts spells!
hackingducks: can you split a cupthulu and get multiples?
KeytarCat: grimoir is a summon
accountmadeforants: Split on laser with rebound seems like it would be amazing
Reduce_Sanity: replace cupthulhu with book?
Anubis169: 3-way splityeah!!
Anubis169: charge mode was better imo
Marvoleath:
split cthulhu? 
BrowneePointz: charge mode was doing wasy more damage
BrowneePointz: way*
BrowneePointz: how we just need hp tbh
BrowneePointz: now*
Anubis169: now we're full of money
Marvoleath: @Anubis169 if only it worked like this with billionaires
Reduce_Sanity: if you grimoire then butterfly would it summon a book who pukes butterfiles?
theGuidingLark: yeah cam?
Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEE
Anubis169: Nope
hackingducks: seems like this game was inspired by undermine as well - the whole cursed chests/altars thing
hackingducks: even some of the levels feel very undermine-y
Anubis169: what're the wand stats?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It was a big rock...
Marvoleath: I like how we went with a pet cthulhu into the store
Marvoleath: and it just noms on the mannequin
accountmadeforants: SMT time
Anubis169: a literal fuse
BrowneePointz: Coriameron! Cameriander?
NewtyNewts: Could get more lazers
accountmadeforants: It would let you charge four lasers
Juliamon: four lasers....
BrowneePointz: okay one pet peeve, an Icon next to which spells/passives are currently equipped would be nice
BrowneePointz: so you don't accidentally use one you have
Reduce_Sanity: you can summon three books max so you can summon books to spam spells
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Marvoleath: magic book running in energy saving mode = grimoire kindle?
Reduce_Sanity: I feel like the bullets are more consistent in someway
hackingducks: ew, bonebreath
BrowneePointz:
yea. 20% damage increase 
Anubis169:
oh boy, fangs
BrowneePointz:
Anubis169: Bezos Blast?
dutchmoose: Magic find best ability
TheAwkes: That doesn't say player damage, or spell damage. It says *all* damage, and I'm here for it.
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Cube
Marvoleath: Nicolas?
Anubis169: Legend of Grimrock?
FelanEntane: @Anubis169 I was about to say the same thing
mishrasbauble: thought this was a minecraft talking sim for a second when i read the stream title
BrowneePointz: 1 slot less isn't it?
SquareDotCube: I imagine orb will be good for endgame when you need all the MP
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Anubis169: Grimoire? it's expensive to cast normally hmm...
Reduce_Sanity: stick the grimoire and the laser beam in the post slots?
KeytarCat: Grimoire with butterflies?
rentar42: I think you want +crit rate on the left to trigger the right more often.
Marvoleath: try grimoire -> laser in the back slots?
Marvoleath: to see if it casts grimoire that casts lasers
Marvoleath: or butterflier
TheMerricat: So chat I've missed most of the stream, is this Notia but top down?
Marvoleath: kinda
Anubis169: not quite
Juliamon: it's Noita x Binding of Isaac
Anubis169: think Isaac with wand crafting
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat only if you've only seen boss pbaby
Anubis169: Every pixel can interact with every other pixel dynamically
Marvoleath: Serge plays it afterdark, the wand system is similar
Flamennight: Pixel sandbox too
Anubis169: like if you light something on fire, it spreads organically
Juliamon: Adam has been playing it recently
KeytarCat: It's a sands simulation roguelike
Anubis169: Adam's having a blast with it
Cptasparagus:
understatement of the stream 
rentar42: another thing about noita is that all terrain and stuff is simulated, including fire and poison and stuff
Amentur: The pixel physics are rather in depth
EvilBadman: screenwrap
theGuidingLark: the rumble in the hypercubed circle
silenceaux: That does appear to be a lot of butterflies
korvys: Since everything else loops, your laser should too
Juliamon: it doesn't surprise me that Adam's loving it. It's got that "4% cooldown decrease" kinda stuff that he goes for
Dog_of_Myth:
Leonworth: use the screen wrap!
TheAinMAP:
KeytarCat: I learned the screenwrap from Nova Drift
NewtyNewts: HP to 1
hackingducks: wheeeew
Marvoleath: 1 > 0
EvilBadman: turns out something that wants precision hits loves focused lazer
Reduce_Sanity: the super summon book!
Anubis169: lol
Reduce_Sanity: throw all your summons in it!
rentar42: that's the beauty: the spell does the trig for you
Cptasparagus: #notmybeam
Xiff_: Aimbot
TheAwkes: I love my curvy beam.
EvilBadman: SICK with the precision spell
Anubis169: !snort
Reduce_Sanity: bend it like beckham
Anubis169: relic GET
QuixoticScrivener: don’t cross the beams!
rentar42: did the umbilical just get ... inflamed?
Marvoleath: bloody eye sounds great
EvilBadman: what does the book door in the right side of wand 1
Reduce_Sanity: venom beam for big stacks?
NewtyNewts: Poison laser?
Marvoleath: can you combine the 3 precises? or does it need to all be +
NewtyNewts: All need to be the same level. So 3 regulars, then 3 +s
Anubis169: wheeeeeeee
EvilBadman: add slots for cupthulu
Anubis169: Why not?
EvilBadman: apparently that meteor CAN hurt you
Anubis169: money money money~~
theGuidingLark: lazer guided orbital drop
Anubis169: what happens if you stick precise shot on cthulhu?
QuixoticScrivener: oh, hi Bill
Anubis169: it's FABULOUS
QuixoticScrivener: be gay, do crime
NewtyNewts: Rainbow poison?
EvilBadman: What's the opposite of a sawed off?
accountmadeforants: Loooong looooong maaaaan
Lysander_salamander: I stepped away for a bit. Does the character have long arms?
Marvoleath: we have extended the frog, yes
NewtyNewts: This loadout does
Lysander_salamander: this has arachnophobia mode?
Lysander_salamander: Neat
j_crane330:
accountmadeforants: Boi-oi-oing
Lysander_salamander: the sound effects are nice
Bassios: cheese mode engaged
Reduce_Sanity: Trident!
Marvoleath: double rainbow!
xantos69: So... the shotgun approach then?
accountmadeforants: Pride will increase until morale improves
theGuidingLark: something something before the fall
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's secretly counting moves and determining rarity that way.
NewtyNewts: Take a look, it's in a book
hackingducks: the freezing rainbowwww
SquareDotCube: time to snowcone
silenceaux: Just stopping to admire the double rainbow
accountmadeforants: Wait, can you stick the wand *inside* them for max hits?
Bassios: I do love that you can insert the wand right up into their nose before you fire
accountmadeforants: I wanna see charge explosion
NewtyNewts: Is the scatter doing much?
Reduce_Sanity: wisps hang around doing damage
accountmadeforants: Ah, I knew the Counter-Strike knife was magic
theGuidingLark: miuddle
Zu_o: middle
Marvoleath:
but what if multishot and split? 
korvys: Oh, your shield makes the curse easier
NewtyNewts: You killed Cori
Marvoleath:
Reduce_Sanity: multi shot snake cannon?
NewtyNewts: Charged snakes?
theGuidingLark: whats that archer from ovewrwatch?
Bassios: Charged snakes would be entertaining
Bassios: ALL the snakes
Reduce_Sanity: scatter snake?
hackingducks: ghosted
Lysander_salamander: darn
Reduce_Sanity: RIP
silenceaux: Surprise ghost!
TheAinMAP:
theGuidingLark: pain
Bassios: D'oh!
Reduce_Sanity: spoopopher got ya
LordZarano: Caduceus of death
Bassios: This game looks great, I have wishlisted it for payday
accountmadeforants: It gave up on the weird gamer and story pretty much immediately I think
Lysander_salamander: yay frog
RatherLargeToad:
praise frog
silenceaux: Being a frog with a knife is kind of like being a tonberry!
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Marvoleath: There is demo of this on steam
Ashmantle:
Lysander_salamander: neat
Marvoleath: !store
Marvoleath: !sale
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Marvoleath: !patreon
Marvoleath: April 2nd
Marvoleath: is the end of the sale
Dog_of_Myth: I think April 2nd
Anubis169 dances
Anubis169:
thanks very much for the strim stram
Bassios:
Thanks for the stream 
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
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Cptasparagus: my apartment building has scheduled a waffle party for next week
Cptasparagus: im going
Marvoleath: !schedule
Marvoleath:
TheAwkes: The shit that man swallows for the sake of keeping his job *almost* makes me sympathetic for him.
Ashmantle:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
niccus: what if you quack after real life misplays
Lysander_salamander: !next
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dutchmoose: Does anyone hang out in Twitch chat between streams or is it just me?
Juliamon: Lots of folks
dutchmoose: Very cool
Juliamon: Whether we're paying attention at any given time is another story
dutchmoose: I figured as much lol
dutchmoose: I never participate in Discord, too big and loud for me
JessieImproved: I mostly lurk but I'm usually here especially in between streams
ContingentCat: !next
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