lightfut: I said mayyybeeeeee
TXC2: Hello everybody
PawssumFable: Hi
MadMontyMN: Good morning all!
TheMerricat: I wonder if Alex heard the news about the huge content update that's suppose to drop for Pacific Drive next month.
PawssumFable: I was promised Wonderwall
PawssumFable: This isn't Wonderwall!
ArmondoSC: what even is a "wonderwall"?
wifi12345678910: all in all you are
ArmondoSC: is a "wonderwall" made of "another brick"s?
PawssumFable: An old song that's heinously easy to play and so everyone with a guitar knows it
lightfut: You're gonna be the one that saves me
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: hello Alex
PawssumFable: Remember the before times, when we used to hang out with people and sometimes someone had a guitar?
vinewood_og:
TheAinMAP: Hello.
wifi12345678910: let's go get mad at scar!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !sale
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DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho.
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
wifi12345678910: when did we get here? weren't we in Rostock?
wifi12345678910: is that the offscreen shopping?
TXC2: hello DoodlestheGreat and jessicaengle welcome
DigitalSeahorse: your mic is far away
DigitalSeahorse: also hi!
MadMontyMN: Well, if that Vector runs out of bullets, you can brain someone with it.
TXC2: what else are we gonna do with 45acp if not this?
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Strebenherz: stalker time
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
JadedCynic: WOO
Strebenherz: killing grahams what
ArmondoSC: "broke"
PsychoI3oy: probably want an armor too
TXC2: our spiper riple
ArmondoSC: its a "naked" run
Strebenherz: spiper venom rifle
ArmondoSC: that was before you grabbed it
ArmondoSC: its a slow chat today
DigitalSeahorse: we have ammo?
TXC2: oh this house is haunted
TXC2: some hyper radiation there
TheAinMAP:
wifi12345678910: stop being so greedy with the radiation and share it
ArmondoSC: only three mags
ArmondoSC: not bad
JadedCynic: um
TXC2: how many rounds was that? 'cause we fired that FAST!
JadedCynic: 30-round mag on the Kriss?
JadedCynic: just to get more common ammo?
JadedCynic: oh yeah, need less to bring down the target
ArmondoSC: theyre just normal men
TXC2: just innocent men
JadedCynic: đź‘Ť
ProcyonFlynn: Good Quote
ArmondoSC: classic
Critterbot: This place look familiar.
TXC2: Critterbot it's from the first game
JadedCynic:
meow-meow-meow 
(I should know; I'm an 'explorer-gamer' myself 
)
Critterbot: @TXC2 Yeah, I've been here before.
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: Monolithians: "Don't call it a comeback, we never left!"
wifi12345678910: I've been here the whole time - Sam Reich
JadedCynic: snipers???
TreeVor84: I'm getting strong dejavu here
DigitalSeahorse: a turret?
Anubis169: @TreeVor84 You're getting strong dejavu here
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 just like last time...
JadedCynic: aw, are we missing the fireworks?
ArmondoSC: sounds friendly
Anubis169: Whenever I see building sites like this vs. how much an office building contains, i wonder how buildings stay up at all when they're so flimsy
YakkShakk221B: you know it's gonna be a good party when someone brings a spatial anomaly to the function
DigitalSeahorse: are those xx on your compass where the dead bodies are?
YakkShakk221B: so many little grollubs
JadedCynic:
oh no - we killed the guys that were keeping the snorks in hiding...now they can run free 
JadedCynic: yah, that's a sniper on a rooftop; suppressed weapon.
YakkShakk221B: snork hut
Anubis169: i swear they wait until they hear the magazine release catch
tyrsredritehand: And now the game truly begins.
A_Dub888: greetings stalkers, how fares the Zone?
Anubis169: from the left side of the building looks like
JadedCynic: that's pretty rapid fire - like an SVD?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Anubis169:
"DO YOU MIND!?"
JadedCynic: YAY.
JadedCynic: *breathes again*
JadedCynic:
Never change, Stalker 
TheAwkes: It's a cool but sometimes annoying thing that high pen ammo will go through some barriers. There's a cheevo for getting a headshot through objects.
TXC2: oh good, it's doing that again
YakkShakk221B: aw look at them merging
Anubis169: John Carpenter's "The Heart of Chornobyl"
DigitalSeahorse: anyone got a yap yap yap emote?
JadedCynic:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
ArmondoSC: imagine, you used to BE this guy
TXC2: poor Topol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Critterbot: Pretty theatrical, this guy, huh?
Strebenherz: amazing
A_Dub888: Has he considered a career in theater?
TheAwkes: Drama Kid™
JadedCynic:
man, seems like Topol was less a ham in this world than Scar
Strebenherz: i loved skyrim, but this clown has more personality than half the buggers there
DoodlestheGreat: Not to mention the two guys clipping into each other.
wifi12345678910: Skif came looking for laundry room renovations
ArmondoSC:
scar has played too much clear sky... 
A_Dub888: “you came here looking for a purpose did it you?” Didn’t we come looking for a house?
wifi12345678910: Hypercubes, they just look neat
Critterbot: And a nother 7.
JadedCynic: I came to get someone to pay for my apartment to be fixed.
QuixoticScrivener: Wait, today is an Alex double feature?
TXC2: Scar having his Al Pacino moment
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener sure is
JadedCynic: okay, not gonna lie, but that monologue was fun
MadMontyMN: Powerplug looks like if someone was asked to draw Jacob Burgess from memory
JadedCynic: geez, people - he's not the ONLY person with a goatee, you know. The facial coiffure existed before he came to be.
DigitalSeahorse: I thought you did too
DigitalSeahorse: two of same gun?
DigitalSeahorse: no
JadedCynic: oh MY
JadedCynic:
something about the armies we have versus the armies we want
TXC2:
JadedCynic something something unknown unknowns 
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehe
JadedCynic:
never change, stalker 
PsychoI3oy: too much hardbass
TXC2: heck of a rave when you can superposistion
JadedCynic: eurobeat
Mushbie: me when the hardbass is boosted
JadedCynic: when you feel the eurobeat in your veins
JadedCynic: you are a walking rave
DigitalSeahorse: when you start dancing to a tea kettle
JadedCynic: could we just get like a longspear for these things?
TXC2: piggu get to live today
Mushbie: they are sadly lacking in the adidas tracksuit department
JadedCynic: smells like ham's on the menu again -piggu tried to follow...
DigitalSeahorse: Ukrainian Bacon
JadedCynic:
NOW you're getting the timing
ArmondoSC: is it a teleporter?
TXC2: oh is that one of the teleporters ?
JadedCynic: nothing like a locked door to taunt us
TheAwkes: When it's a teleporter, sometimes the key is the other end of the teleporter.
Mushbie: is the roof intact?
JadedCynic: if it's a teleporter...would it be the way 'out' from somewhere TO here, and then we open the door from the inside?
PsychoI3oy: dumpster inside the fence across from the shitter?
Mushbie:
wifi12345678910: maybe it's the other end of a teleporter
TXC2: wasn't there a bin to jump onto next to the outside wall?
Mushbie: that does sound likely
JadedCynic: *makes note*
JadedCynic: *immediately forgets context of note*
wifi12345678910: This sounds super suspicious
TXC2: now when this guy says science....
shushu2539: hmm.. what kind of devices?
Anubis169:
JadedCynic: ah. of course.
ArmondoSC: sunofa
JadedCynic: turning it on awakens...
wifi12345678910: is that bloodsucker sounds?
JadedCynic: at least they don't climb (they can't climb, right? ... right?)
tyrsredritehand: FAFO
JadedCynic: ♫ instant karma's gonna get ya... ♫
TXC2: wellity wellity wellity
JadedCynic: now the shoe is on the other hand! wait...
tyrsredritehand: Someone owes us their life.
wifi12345678910: I wonder what happened to his partner?
JadedCynic:
stupid outside
TXC2: darn outside, with it natural light and pollen and blowouts
JadedCynic: IKR? sux
DigitalSeahorse: pirates
shushu2539: "hey, who pushed the red button to turn off the AC?"
Anubis169: uhhhhhhh
ArmondoSC: thats alot of dudes
ArmondoSC: ya got someone
TXC2: the army warehouse/ Freedom's base in SoC
ArmondoSC: theres a dude standing out in the field
ArmondoSC: bystander
TXC2: PARKOUR!
s_t_a_l_k_e_r_ll:
DigitalSeahorse:
ArmondoSC: cosplay rockets
ArmondoSC: made outta foam and gaffers tape
ArmondoSC: i believe its elsewhere in this base
Marvoleath: he was born there
eNDiKay_: Zone artifact
MadMontyMN: The tower was built around him.
ArmondoSC: he paracuted in from the drop and cant get down
Anubis169: good grief
Anubis169: he died protecting that stash
TXC2: !break
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eNDiKay_: I fpimd this fleshy alien turd, now I'm locked up this tower and need someone to save me. My beard hair is growing a foot by the minute.
Anubis169: !store
TXC2: !sale
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Strebenherz: chow some merch
TXC2: get some merch to fill your holes....in your collections
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: dancing to ads
TXC2: and we're back
wifi12345678910: on a server
ArmondoSC: do you want a vague hint about the code?
ArmondoSC: its scribbled on a wall somewhere in this base
DigitalSeahorse:
on a guy named Cody
Dreadelicious: just clicking heads my dude
ArmondoSC: its like you tripped him with bullets
wifi12345678910: 8675309?
ArmondoSC: no thats jennys code
MadMontyMN: 877 CASH NOW
DigitalSeahorse:
hmm
ArmondoSC: i think its in that locked building
JadedCynic: marco?
ArmondoSC: but i dont know how you get in
DigitalSeahorse: vents?
TXC2:
so either that cannon was left like that, or someone, somehow, moved it into position
ArmondoSC: i also just know the code so if you want i can just tell you
Marvoleath: can you maybe see the lock and shoot it through a roof hole?
KiddzisAFK: ay havent played or seen gameplay on this since release release was so bad how is it now
TXC2: KiddzisAFK better but still has bugs
wifi12345678910: is there an open window anywhere?
JadedCynic:
"tolerance for bugs is high" - as you'll see on the LRR stream after this
ArmondoSC: they got ups
wifi12345678910: oh, the light made it look like the barred windows were open
RedPhoenixCasts: an elcan on a vector...
TXC2:
there
RedPhoenixCasts: bold
JadedCynic: how can they see anything through those dirty, broken masks? I assumed they hunted by smell and sound
ArmondoSC: i have no idea
ArmondoSC: ok
ArmondoSC: i looked it up
ArmondoSC: the key in in that main building, its a jumping puzzle there
JadedCynic: I mean we got a sturdy knife; surely we could pry up some of this corrougated roofing to make an opening?
ArmondoSC: the one with the locked upstairs
ArmondoSC: i think so
ArmondoSC: uh, its a window
JadedCynic: dayum
JadedCynic: nice elaborate icon...
roseofloki: Bullpup!
MuscleHut_OG:
that reaction 
TXC2:
oh fun, controller time
MuscleHut_OG: like OH FK
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ArmondoSC: i love these guys walk cycle
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Juliamon: the universal brain mes
Juliamon: med
ShaneLeeAtk: That seemed like a inordinately large number of shots to the head.
Cptasparagus: Her man, Chicago
RedPhoenixCasts: I cant tell if thats good or majorly concerning.
JadedCynic: we made a profit in vodka
ArmondoSC: nice
ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
Asimech: 0nice0
TXC2:
controllers don't have big brains, just tough ones
DigitalSeahorse: 0690?
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Critterbot: Is that gun real? It kinda looks like ammo has a weird route to the chamber.
Critterbot: The one you just found.
RedPhoenixCasts: its basically a tavor...
Cptasparagus: wikipedia says its a Ukranian Fort-221
JadedCynic: dum dums?
Critterbot: It's just the position barrel make it look a bit weird.
TXC2: produced under licence
RedPhoenixCasts: They probably didnt get the licences.
TheAwkes: I fired a tabor clone at a range the one and only time I've been to one. And let me tell you, as a lefty, that they are very happy to eject hot brass directly into your tender lips.
Critterbot: But whatever, I guess.
TXC2:
TheAwkes a lot of bullpups are sadly
PsychoI3oy: the Vector's not a bullpup... it's just weird
RedPhoenixCasts: its pretty unique for a SMG
MadMontyMN: @PsychoI3oy And weighs more than it looks
BrowneePointz: I thought bullpups were very beefy folks who like getting into Subspace and wearing hoods
PsychoI3oy: trigger tends to feel worse since you're pushing some sort of long bar to the hammer in the back
TXC2: the trigger is much worse on a bullpup
JadedCynic: apparently the Tavor is configurable for ejection side (but that's not something you can just do in the field) and because they have openings on both sides for that, it vents gasses into the operator's face (esp with a suppressor)
PsychoI3oy: mag changes are slower on bullpups too
TXC2: the 80's
RedPhoenixCasts: L85?
TXC2: l85, far and away the worst modern service rifle
RedPhoenixCasts: L85/SA80
TXC2: like OG m16s from he Vietnam war were better
PsychoI3oy: L1a1 is the inch pattern FAL; SA80/L85 is the bullpup in 5.56x45nato
TheMerricat: "Bullpups have very different ergonomics to conventional rifles, especially when it comes to reloading. This means that someone who has practiced reloading with an AR or AK might find the process of reloading an AUG or Tavor relatively slow." + "When using iron sights, bullpup firearms typically have a shorter sight radius than conventional designs of the same barrel length, compromising accuracy." + "When using a bullpup weapon, the user's face is much closer to the action."
Critterbot: It looks like to me like the fire control assembly is in the way of the cartridges' path from the magazine to the chamber, so they have to go up, forward and then down again.
PsychoI3oy: H&K helped and the L85A2 is better
Critterbot: I might be mistaken, but again, whatever.
JadedCynic: the 'lets find out all the unintended consequences of this revolutionary new design with a handful of purposeful benefits' model
RedPhoenixCasts: either that or they wanted their rounds to be smart? superstitious stuff.
ArmondoSC: x-labs are where the good shit is
Cptasparagus: expanding bullet hole sealant
BrowneePointz: Must have been Duke Nukem. Balls of Steel and all that
TXC2: it does look like it's gonna shit it down with rain, maybe that's why it's dark?
ShaneLeeAtk: Sick
BrowneePointz: yea. through his brain. mostly
MadMontyMN: All his hopes and dreams were set free
JadedCynic: it was in a puddle on the ground as you ran up
JadedCynic:
my arthritis disagrees with that, alex
JadedCynic:
ArmondoSC: so much for the x-lab
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
malsareus: this seems ill-advised
JadedCynic: that's not concering AT ALL
JadedCynic: that's a BIG heavy door, just neatly left leaning against the wall...
DigitalSeahorse:
sasame
DigitalSeahorse: same*
DigitalSeahorse: reduced hearing damage maybe?
ArmondoSC: quick google search says 20%
ArmondoSC: could be lies
JadedCynic: also people have noted increased durability loss in weapons fitted with suppressors...
Bildschirmarbeiter: oh you are fairly far arent u
JadedCynic: I mean, we know a suppressor would reduce damage in the older stalker games
A_Dub888: I guess these guns can't handle the supprussy
JadedCynic: I think turning on the power opened a door?
vinewood_og:
Bassios: Correct response
ArmondoSC: hehehehe
Dreadelicious: What's here, nevermind!
Cptasparagus: @JadedCynic now its just a little mini rail gun in there too
Bildschirmarbeiter: every gun feels like a bb gun lategame
wifi12345678910:
ArmondoSC: uh oh
TXC2: 10000% shooting through the wall there, such BS
Marvoleath: I dont think they lke you either
vinewood_og: I love the search for treasure yields wandering monster moments... "Hello!"
Bassios: Oh he one ugly boi
Bildschirmarbeiter: what tha sigma
Strebenherz: fleshy
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Bildschirmarbeiter: ngl best mutant enemy in the game
vinewood_og: "I-i-i-i don't like it"
Bildschirmarbeiter: kittykiddykiddy
malsareus: uh oh
ArmondoSC: well this looks familiar
DigitalSeahorse:
TXC2:
so we're in cyribro
Bildschirmarbeiter: oh shi
Bildschirmarbeiter: the most open, claustrophobic room ever
malsareus: so remind me, why did we turn that on again?
TheAwkes: One simple step to ruin your brain: vacuum tubes.
JadedCynic: yeah, at this stage, most ppl have AP ammo so their rounds are gonna go through softer cover...
TXC2: "this could have been an email!"
Bassios: "To whom it may concern, FRAG OUT"
wifi12345678910: Spider!
malsareus: hoarding is a lifestyle
ArmondoSC: cant save here
Bassios: Did he just attempt to telefrag you?
JadedCynic: did he slide down the railing or something???
JadedCynic:
thanks for waiting for me!
Bildschirmarbeiter: @TXC2 "you dont appear to be reading those tho"
TXC2:
Bildschirmarbeiter true, I never do
JadedCynic: um
shushu2539: stalker dev team mantra: "it's not a bug, it's an anomaly"
Bildschirmarbeiter: finished the game on vetern, no clue what happened
JadedCynic: "whups, slipped on the top step
Bildschirmarbeiter: he actually did
JadedCynic: you're just here to explore
JollyGee29: Hey Alex, you managed to invade my personal playthrough the other day! While hiding from a blowout, I encountered an NPC named Col. Alexsandrov start strumming a guitar.
TXC2: note that still doesn't mean you can spoil things chat
malsareus: out of bubblegum and out of chill
wifi12345678910: Did you know that in stalker, the bread guy chokes on his bread?
Bildschirmarbeiter: what a whimsical way to go
Bildschirmarbeiter: i love it
wifi12345678910: he lives if you don't kill him
wifi12345678910: or at least he wasn't dead last we saw him
ArmondoSC: all out of ammo shit shit shit
wifi12345678910: I hope we get bread guy in stalker 3
TXC2: !break
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Bildschirmarbeiter: there was a time when u got like all the ingredients for bread in a bottle as presents to make it. It was the most deliciious thing when you actually didi it.
Bildschirmarbeiter: so if you choke on your bread u basicially deserve it lul
Bildschirmarbeiter: no one can see these texts during breaktime
Bildschirmarbeiter: im sure thats how that works
TXC2: I can
Bildschirmarbeiter: awww
JollyGee29: There is a closer base than Rostok, if you want directions
A_Dub888: mods are always watching
TXC2: and we're back
Anubis169:
JollyGee29: To the west, along the road
JollyGee29: The second spot you noted
ArmondoSC: you actually called both lol
JadedCynic: *sad trombone*
malsareus: the jank strikes again
Marvoleath: ah, the time freeze anomaly
malsareus: oooh it really broke
ArmondoSC: wow
DigitalSeahorse: oh I forgot to say it my birthday today
malsareus: use taskview?
TXC2: can't alt-tab out? dang
malsareus: Taskview was my trick for when Skyrim hard broke
ArmondoSC: good ol ctrl alt del
TXC2: happy birthday DideRobot
wifi12345678910: oh wow alt f4 not working? that's a truly great bug
Marvoleath: that's the reason I have task manager in "always at the top" mode
DigitalSeahorse: diderobot has bday too?
TXC2: Marvoleath same
TheMerricat:
Isn't it nice to have the gaming PC separate from the streaming PC so when you have to reboot the gaming PC you don't kill the stream.
ShaneLeeAtk: Or my favorite Ctrl+Shift+Esc to just bring up Task Manager
ArmondoSC: so hows your day been
JollyGee29: To the west, yea.
DoodlestheGreat: My day's been okay.
DigitalSeahorse: *eats birthday cupcake*
Zu_o: I like your choice of nail polish Alex.
DigitalSeahorse:
DoodlestheGreat: @DigitalSeahorse Joyous natal anniversary!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks Alex
JadedCynic:
bappy hirthday!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks chat
malsareus: you stick to the Alex program
DoodlestheGreat: Speculating, a.k.a. running around like a chicken with their head cut off.
ArmondoSC: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse:
ArmondoSC: not too far behind
Anubis169: WOW
Bassios: Boi-oi-oing
TXC2: BOING!
ArmondoSC: lol he bounced
JadedCynic: BOUNCE
BrowneePointz: Very Valid. I just got Gay enough I evolved the "fuck you I look how I want" mentality, which honestly, took a while and was a hard-won self battle
TXC2: BrowneePointz hell yeah buddy
ArmondoSC: o would love a mod that plays a random laugh track when enemies die
DoodlestheGreat: boingy boingy boingy
ArmondoSC: and an "awww" when the player dies
Earthenone: ohh decaling, not de-scaling the dinosaur got it
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 I am a work of art and i'm allowed to style this canvas how I please, it exists cuz I will it, not because someone gave it value
TXC2: BrowneePointz damn right
BrowneePointz: And, just like in graphic art, you take a risk and go "nope" and delete your art and try again
JadedCynic:
@Earthenone "applying stickers to"
JadedCynic: that place? Jimmies done been rustled.
Dreadelicious: "Sir!"
Bildschirmarbeiter: goofy aah nomaly
Bildschirmarbeiter: ur onto sth
JollyGee29: Yea, Tesla anomalies follow you if you have an artifact equipped
Bildschirmarbeiter: there is so much the game just does not tell u in any way when it really should.
Bildschirmarbeiter: there is nothing that indicates this behavious
ArmondoSC: you got that pass right?
Bildschirmarbeiter: behavior
DigitalSeahorse: so many banner ads
JollyGee29: Oh, you won't even have to bribe anyone to get in, nice
Bildschirmarbeiter: goomba mfs b like
TXC2: "fashion, darling"
ArmondoSC: i want it
PsychoI3oy: ah, the master key
TXC2: "holemaker" really?
ArmondoSC: i cant remember what game it was, but i do remember putting an underbarrel shotgun on a shotgun
ArmondoSC: was good times
Critterbot: 30 grand, nice.
Bildschirmarbeiter: was it postal?
ArmondoSC: it might have been mgs5?
TXC2: ArmondoSC I feel like you could do that in Crysis 2
ArmondoSC: that had some dumb weapon modding
TXC2:
oh no, they're all nerds here 
Bassios: OH! I hear Ignea playing on the radio
Bassios: How I Hate The Night is such a good song
A_Dub888: @Bassios You're a good song
PsychoI3oy: caliber change on the vector?
JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 boom, gottem
JollyGee29: Gonna give the Vector some stoppin' powah!
Bassios:
PsychoI3oy: though if they don't sell .45 here, might be worth it to stay 9mm just so you have ammo
ArmondoSC: surprisingly affordable
PsychoI3oy: oh good she has 45
PsychoI3oy: purple box
ArmondoSC: the good .45
ArmondoSC: you havent sold the grenades
PsychoI3oy: did you put your pistol away?
ArmondoSC: you cant put skif away tho
ArmondoSC: skif's*
ArmondoSC: i wonder why they chose to have a gun you couldnt get rid of?
malsareus: to insure you always have a gun
gonz0games: it's for the cutscenes i think
DigitalSeahorse:
gonz0games: where skif has the gun
JollyGee29: I use the Dnipro, it's served me very well
ArmondoSC: i think the kharod could take that underbarrel
malsareus: maybe someone bought it all
TheAwkes: I found the dnipro to be the better, and it's ammo is cheaper for the same level of goodness.
JollyGee29: Vendors restock every few in-game days
TXC2: unless Alex sold it, we have the unique Dnipro right?
TXC2: ah
malsareus: travelling for a sale that's over is very relatable though
TXC2: speaking of
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
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ArmondoSC: it was only like 4k
JadedCynic: you're never 'wealthy enough to buy everything you want'
JadedCynic:
that sort of balancing can be an art form
malsareus: hydration is sweeping the nation
TheAwkes: @JadedCynic By the end I had a full collection of exoskeletons, and had managed to fully upgrade 3 or 4 of them, but ran out of game before I could afford to fill out the rest. Even if you put serious time into making money it's *hard* to get all the goodies.
JadedCynic: isn't it 'the woodpecker' because of its bleeding into short wave frequencies included a repeated 'tick'?
ShaneLeeAtk: Bet that could cook an egg
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's array of sunshine on a cloudy day
JadedCynic: okay, so closing on an artifact with no anomalies around is very unsettling...
JadedCynic: bait?
DigitalSeahorse: disappearing pizza pocket?
JadedCynic: was Lucy pulling the football away as you tried to kick it?
ArmondoSC: theres a pda on that rock?
JollyGee29: I ended up stumbling into thsi encounter in the middle of the night.
DigitalSeahorse: is it an anomaly you need to equip as soon as you touch it?
Juliamon: Save the geometry nightmares for NEXT stream
TXC2: ^
ArmondoSC: what a random pda
vinewood_og: In the exclusion zone, oceans sub you
DigitalSeahorse: note aboot dags
RedPhoenixCasts: can these anamolys kill you?
Juliamon: Anomalies can absolutely kill you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it summoning peple when you grab it?
Gaelan_Maestro: shoot it?
malsareus: throw bolts at it?
TheAwkes: The Zone can lie to you. There are a couple anomalies like this. Grab the goods and skeddadle.
vinewood_og: you must choose, wisely
ArmondoSC: it seems you just have to keep picking them up
ArmondoSC: the internet recommends psi-block
malsareus: what is that man made out of?
eNDiKay_: Zone magic did it
Marvoleath: he has the high ground
Marvoleath: it's over
JadedCynic: his mechsuit is made of iridium?
ArmondoSC: that man eats bullats for every meal, he is now immune
eNDiKay_: or is his armor just God Tier?
JadedCynic: I think it's the hitbox of the tower...
TheAwkes: This is the wall around Duga base? You're lucky. Some of the guard towers spawn hitscan one-shots.
vinewood_og: eat a couple bullats a day, to build up your immunity
eNDiKay_: sound advice to live by
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Have you measured the girth?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use LRRBot as legal counsel.
ArmondoSC: !findquote girth
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is tremendously bad advice indeed
TXC2: right?
vinewood_og: I mean, I've had worse legal counsel
Genie_M: That's the long range antennas on the right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes the magnitude of the bad advice hits me sometimes
gnyrinn: Today's gonna be the day when I get an email alert 2 hours late.
ArmondoSC: just a little bit of water damage
Marvoleath: end of map?
DigitalSeahorse: home?
TXC2: only one way to find out
malsareus: because of US tourists
JadedCynic:
even here it's a lingua franca?
JadedCynic: ^^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinewood_og Oh no, there are some old W+P things in that advice that if you have managed to have worse legal counsel than things like "I want Borneo too" or "Eat all foods before bouncing nose" then your lawyer needs medical attention
JadedCynic: well, Scar I'm HERE!
malsareus: I thought those guys followed the Mcguffin
DigitalSeahorse:
caffeine kicking in
Genie_M: Moderately long time no see, Scar
PsychoI3oy: I'm sure graham will understand
TXC2: gotta leave us on this cliffhanger of sorts
DigitalSeahorse: not a bad place to stop
JadedCynic: good point to save? Just before the big fight?
JadedCynic: then we have fun sunday?
JadedCynic: sleps
TheAwkes: You can probably checkpoint something, with the generous auto and quick save the game gives you, but this whole business will take some time.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, at least you are in a safe place to save and you know what is going on
ArmondoSC:
its sad i cant make it to the sunday streams 
Strebenherz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: You eepies
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of the sunday streams have been cancelled
TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Bassios:
Thanks for the stream 
TXC2: !pateon
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
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TXC2: !patreon
Strebenherz:
100
JadedCynic:
heck, at a guess I'd say Skif has slept maybe 7-8 'nights sleep' in the two or three months he's been in The Zone
Ashmantle:
Sethalidos: did Watch and Play get pushed back?
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is W+P actually at 4 today?
Cptasparagus: tonight!
wifi12345678910: tonight?!
DigitalSeahorse: great content to watch on a birthday
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tonight?????
Marvoleath: !ppr
TXC2:
tonight = Friday apprantly
DigitalSeahorse: lol
accountmadeforants: They can't resist the 1000xResist
DigitalSeahorse: I'm so excited about baby ghasts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Always glad for Jackbox as a filler stream while they figure out the schedule
Juliamon: monthly resistance
DoodlestheGreat: See you for Garbage Day!
DigitalSeahorse: smol sub roll
Strebenherz: you said an hour break before garbage?
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
TXC2: !discord
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DoodlestheGreat: Si
TXC2: !contact
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TXC2: !events
DoodlestheGreat: @Thefluffiestguineapig They just need to figure when next to play REPO.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Exactly
Creideiki_SE: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
JadedCynic: Indeed.
Creideiki_SE: Hmm. Are we jumping straight from the Zone to Garbage Day?
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: scissor-lift mouth treasure
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unclear, schedule says yes, Alex said we had an hour
vinewood_og: @Thefluffiestguineapig When Bob Odenkirk first showed up on Breaking Bad, I went, "Hey. I know that guy!"
TXC2: Alex said it would be in an hour, so we play the waiting game to see whose right
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@vinewood_og Ah, so he did need medical attention then
Creideiki_SE: @Thefluffiestguineapig While I did hurry home to get here on scheduled time, an hour would mean I have time for dinner. So hoping for the latter.
margieargie: I guess the schedule being an hour too early is better than it being an hour too late
Creideiki_SE: Golden Week is weird, but usually not *this* weird.
matthaus_c: stand against the garbage
Duffadash: @matthaus_c Stand for the garbage
bytecaster: Garbage the stand
Cptasparagus: I'm imagining Graham and Alex passing each other at the front door, both confused XD
TXC2: golden week has been golden most of March this year, gotta end with some oddness
Creideiki_SE: @bytecaster In response: drood the ozference.
bytecaster: @Creideiki_SE Resolves
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Creideiki_SE In response I ponder the orb
Creideiki_SE: Auspicious.
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 The cats are going to be so confused when Monday's breakfast is an hour early.
MDrift314: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
rocketjohn: I was told there would be garbotrash.
TXC2:
Creideiki_SE I think Graham said the exact same thing last W+P
Earthenone: the cats here were fine with early feeding, but still asked for food an hour later too
TXC2: rocketjohn might be in an hour
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex did just log off
TXC2: Alex need fud
Thefluffiestguineapig: Precisely
Creideiki_SE: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:08 PM
Creideiki_SE: Oh no, Alex streamed through lunchtime!
LordZarano: Given that 2 weeks ago it was in an hour I'm going to go on the assumption that the schedule is wrong
TXC2: ^
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same, I'm going to go study some anesthesia calculations for a little while and be back in a few
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