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Miss_Evilyn: Does Alex read the chat?
TXC2: sometimes
DoodlestheGreat: Chunky.
Miss_Evilyn: Hej there, my fissionmaxing friendo
TXC2: GHOST shotgun!
PsychoI3oy: oh, now it's a My Heart Will Go On gun
TXC2: silly, yet kinda practical
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Miss_Evilyn: A shottie with a scope? Do you shoot slugs?
Miss_Evilyn: Vintorez let's gooo
TXC2:
I wonder if you could get away with an underbarrel shotty at a 2 gun match? 
TXC2: a sort of sorts
TXC2: "abort the report of the shorts I sought"
DoodlestheGreat: He's forgottn where he left his glasses.
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TheDevil_Risen:
what up Alex 
Dalrint: Hide your dirt and rocks?
wifi12345678910: hide your chunks
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sephyhallow:
How early is James playing Minecraft? 
SymphonySolstice: 7am pacific, like a madman
TXC2: 7am? something like that
wifi12345678910: I believe he starts at mine'o'clock
sephyhallow: That's the time my first alarm (the one I ignore) goes off
TXC2: James is not a normal person, he's one them "morning folk"
sephyhallow: @wifi12345678910 *slow clap* excellent work
GedankenPalast_: You can hover over your weapon and it highlights every ammo and attachments that it can use.
GedankenPalast_: It uses the one, that is on the revolver me thinks
TXC2: big glass for big iron
wifi12345678910: in and out, 20 minute adventure
TXC2:
it will go content-ly 
TXC2: always the sausage
GedankenPalast_: Mhhhh
Izandai: A light snack.
sephyhallow: xD
TheDevil_Risen: mmm sausage
wifi12345678910: perfectly normal amount of sausage
Genie_M: Yum
chanterelleton: going on a quick run, better grab my 75 sausages
TheAinMAP: So much sausage.
Mushbie: just smuggling all the sausage
TreeVor84: The downside to running around with your own private sausage party
DoodlestheGreat: Dats a lotta meat.
Strebenherz: Good morning Stalkers
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
DoodlestheGreat: We could have a sausage party!
PsychoI3oy: that's what happens when your stamina drops
TXC2: the death road
Mushbie: as the saying goes "a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted, while a man who runs in front of a car gets tired."
TXC2:
or the road to the cut content 
SymphonySolstice: that's a good one
TreeVor84: I watched a bit of your old stream of the first Stalker with the LURK mod. It was a fun comparison to these streams.
sephyhallow: @LordZarano Assuming 2,000 calories a day, that's 25.65 days meeting all caloric (NOT nutritional) needs with just sausage
Mushbie: 128797
Mushbie: 5
chanterelleton: 1287975
CommiePuddin: 1287975
sephyhallow: I also assume that a month-long sausage-only diet would be so salty you'd basically end up mummified
DoodlestheGreat: That's why we're here to help
LordZarano: @sephyhallow lol, just casually carrying around 25 days of calories in pure sausage
TXC2: who needs a pen and paper when you chat?
Mushbie: a working magnum caliber revolver would be clutch
Mushbie: "I have the power of god!"
Izandai: They're critically endangered, in fact.
Izandai: Maybe, I haven't been following closely.
sephyhallow: News: you won't be surprised, just disappointed.
Strebenherz: Fix the news you say?
wifi12345678910: Good news that's also not being reported: I got a 100% on my quantum computing exam.
TXC2:
at this point I get my news from Imgur 
sephyhallow: @wifi12345678910 Grats, that's awesome!
PsychoI3oy: wifi12345678910, nice, did you also get a 0% and a 50%?
Strebenherz: @wifi12345678910 noice
Strebenherz: @alex thank you for that mindset advice it's helped with recent nonsense
TXC2: wifi12345678910 congratulations
SymphonySolstice: I like Good News Network for that. Just some news articles that make you go "oh! neat"
wifi12345678910: @psychoi3oy fortunately my grade is not entangled with anything, just a regular 100
JessieImproved: one could argue sausage is morale
TXC2: Sausage can also be good for morale
sephyhallow: The sausage will continue until morale improves
Mazrae: _____ will continue until moral improves
LordZarano: I can go on a deep dive into candidates and parties for 3-4 days before an election, between then I just don't need to know
SymphonySolstice: sausage could include morels
SymphonySolstice: don't know what that would taste like tho
TheAinMAP: I would have guessed sausage made good morsels.
SymphonySolstice: thatsthejoke
sephyhallow: "You could make a sausage with anything" Ok this could get dangerous
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SymphonySolstice: @sephyhallow there's a youtube channel for that
TXC2: "we fed sausage to the pigs that we made our sausage from, so that there's sausage-y goodness per sausage"
sephyhallow: @SymphonySolstice Like "Will It Blend" but "Will It Sausage"?
SymphonySolstice: yes
chaostreader: you could make a sausage from anything is the plot of a dnd game this channel made.
SymphonySolstice: good ol Ordinary Sausage
sephyhallow: Actually my friend did a brief channel "Will It Soft Serve?"
sephyhallow: A water sausage is a sea cucumber.
Strebenherz: Pfffffffft
LordZarano: @sephyhallow Matt Gray is your friend? Neat!
TXC2:
Human: has stupid idea. Evolution: Waaaaay ahead of you buddy 
sephyhallow: @LordZarano Yup, me, Matt, Tom, Gary and Toast (Chris Joel) go back a long way. I'm still in touch with most of them (mostly Matt and Tom tbh)
lightfut: Umezawa's grand jette?
sephyhallow: ^ this name drop assumes you have seen Technical Difficulties
TheAinMAP:

TXC2:
Umezawa's Le Jetté will be a season 10 episode of Friday nights 
TXC2:
wifi12345678910 
Strebenherz: Can you please explain jette joke?
LordZarano:
@wifi12345678910 
Izandai:
@wifi12345678910 
TXC2: Strebenherz jite (ge-tay) is am Asian weapon . le jeté (the jetty) is a French film,
Strebenherz: Ahhh
Mazrae: Those were some good grenades you threw
Gaelan_Maestro: are they just air dropping cargo pallets of energy drinks ?
Gaelan_Maestro: cause they are EVERYWHERE
neacon: some marketing person thinking it a good idea to fly them into a radioactive exclusion zone.
wifi12345678910: everyone drinks it because it's more portable than coffee or tea and more condensed than soda
sephyhallow: Did you just pick up ANOTHER sausage?
TXC2:
the CNPP was sponsored by Monster energy 
sephyhallow: Is this a compulsion?
otakon17: so how's the game?
otakon17: is the durability still athing?
TXC2: otakon17 sure is
otakon17: can you at least repair stuff this time?
TXC2: otakon17 yeap
otakon17: time to go home and sell this stuff then come back for the guns I'd say
Strebenherz: At a costi think but yeah
JollyGee29: Just need to get below 80 to move without Hercules
otakon17: how does it run though?
otakon17: I mean eurojank is to be expected
TXC2: otakon17 it runs fine until it doesn't
otakon17: did they put in more RPG aspects by chance or is it still fairly straight skill shooter overall?
GedankenPalast_: This game needs a beefy cpu
DoodlestheGreat: Honestly, it's running better than a lot of games we've watched.
wifi12345678910: less buggy than star wars outlaws
DoodlestheGreat: What isn't?
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sephyhallow: I just walked past my dog and realised she is 2/3rds the weight of Alex's current sausage load.
LordZarano: Crashed a few times last stream but no crashes this stream. ʸᵉᵗ
GedankenPalast_: @otakon17 You can kinda side with factions, but all in all skill shooter. No talent trees or similar
otakon17: I just got done another playthrough of Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon since it's only 1 area out and it was glitchy as hell compared to the last time I played it. Crashed nearly every hour basically
PsychoI3oy: is that an extended mag for the vector?
PsychoI3oy: can you not add it in the field?
otakon17: so the game just Doktor Sausage
PsychoI3oy: ah, heh
PsychoI3oy: the model doesn't show it
otakon17: there's a top down game inspired by STALKER called TUNGUSKA that you might like
TXC2: zoomy now
otakon17: that's JUST enough sausage
lightfut: Except those weights are made of sausage
wifi12345678910: I think the crash total was at 8 after last stream? Pretty good for the 50+ hours of gameplay?
TXC2: like everything being cake, but it's sausage
lightfut: I mean, you never know when pocket bacon or pocket sausage will come in handy
sephyhallow: How are you carrying 30kg of sausage and not being followed by packs of feral dogs?
otakon17: zombozos?
otakon17: uh oh lotta rads
otakon17: Lefty no!
wifi12345678910: he was a zombie, she was a sausage
otakon17: where'd their guns go?
LordZarano: This game even runs fine on linux apparently. Has a Platinum rating on protondb
otakon17: MOAR sausage
otakon17: goddamn the game is HUGE though
otakon17: 150gb?!
otakon17: that's bigger than FO4 with all the DLC I think
wifi12345678910: It's a very large map
GedankenPalast_: Jup and patching the game needs WAY more space, because of how UE5 handles patches
Strebenherz: My arm install with mods was.... A bit more
otakon17: can you unload guns to take ammo left in them?
Strebenherz: Ark
GedankenPalast_: @otakon17 yes
TXC2: otakon17 yeap
wifi12345678910: yes
otakon17: um you are being irradiated <_<
TXC2: isn't most of the size of modern video games all the uncompressed textures?
GedankenPalast_: @otakon17 We have a good amount of rad protections
otakon17: and he's now grown a sixth toe
otakon17: I'm so glad they kept the nut throwing
GedankenPalast_: Uhh
otakon17: time to run
TXC2:
it's fine, how radioactive could they be really? 
Strebenherz: @otakon17 6th toe? Emergency sausage
A_Dub888: @txc2 enough to make ones system roll?
TXC2: A_Dub888 probably
TheDevil_Risen: Kyle has a good vid on the cargophogi
TheDevil_Risen:
also just want to say a personal thank you for your work on Friday Nights, its been an amazing season so far 
TXC2: ^
otakon17: The badge darkens overtime
wifi12345678910: that sky color looks sus
otakon17: you can sell your PDA?
otakon17: damn that was a LOT of armor
TXC2:
it's God's own weapon is what 
otakon17: So why don't you go back just minimally equipped so you can grab all the goodies to sell
otakon17: also wouldn't a laser raise the accuracy?
TreeVor84: your M701 is delightfully ridiculous
TXC2: otakon17 'cause that's a good way to get killed randomly
TXC2: !break
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Strebenherz: @otakon17 the game has proven it likes to grief Alex, being prepared is good
Strebenherz: There's been some clencher fights
otakon17: I'd still do it
otakon17: loot is loot and that's what saves ar efor
otakon17: go in with pistol and full stack of ammo, one healing item, run from fights
otakon17: get ALL the loot
TXC2:
this ain't tarkov 
otakon17: get. ALL. the loot.
otakon17: and Tarkov is worse, you die you lose what you had on you
otakon17: this you can at least reload a save
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TheDevil_Risen: wb Alex
GapFiller: still got a day left on that
TXC2: and we're back
Strebenherz: Welcome back
Strebenherz: How many sausage
wifi12345678910: Is it possible to get into that science bunker east of Yantar?
wifi12345678910: *west
Strebenherz: I can't see it too well on phone, what's sausage count?
otakon17: *take al the sausage*
JadedCynic: completely zonked on last night's stream, so I'll be watching the VOD of that to watch the VOD of this later; have fun! o/
otakon17: only 4
otakon17: he dropped off like 73 earlier
TXC2: see you in the VOD JadedCynic
otakon17: can you upgrade your carrying capacity
wifi12345678910: some of the medics do I think, limited supply though
TXC2: Heracles vs Hercules
otakon17: OKAY if you already hit up Malachite before the quest you can sell the extra passes
wifi12345678910: But doctor, my vodka is water
otakon17: "I prescribe more sausage"
TXC2: need to find an exosuit, assuming they're still in the game
otakon17: I can check
Mangledpixel: boop
otakon17: Doktor Sausage
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: how goes the irradiated raiding?
Strebenherz: World hard and cold sausage soft and delicious
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to the meat market.
otakon17: "But Doktor, I MAKE the sausage"
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
otakon17: I wish UE5 didn't run like garbage on my rig
DoodlestheGreat: @Strebenherz Depends on the sausage.
otakon17: but according to PCSpecs my rig CAN run this on recommended
JessieImproved: that's a fun movie
TXC2: the gravedigger
otakon17: oh you mean Igor
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
A_Dub888: Alex, YOU slaps (compliment)
GedankenPalast_: @otakon17 Even the 9800X3D is a bottleneck in this game
otakon17: Do unto others before they do unto you
TXC2: I don't know why people rag on that movie, it's good
TheDevil_Risen: what TXC said. its funny
otakon17: the movie IS stupid but it's FUN
otakon17: and the introduction of Frankensteins Monster is great
otakon17: NOT POOP CANYON
JessieImproved: it feels like a banger B-movie
A_Dub888: sorry, what was that about poo?
Strebenherz: Wait gene wilders Frankenstein?
otakon17: god I thought GROUNDED was bad with IT'S "Poop Canyon"
otakon17: @Strebenherz Young Frankenstein is amazing
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds like great drive-in fodder.
Strebenherz: Agreed
otakon17: horrible awful stink lines
TXC2: also the movie has a Frankentien's monster that is most like the OG novel
otakon17: wait what happened to all the ammo for your gun earlier?
otakon17: did you have that sweet burstfire sucker?
TreeVor84: The Crap Canyon, The Turd Trench, The Stench Trench.
otakon17: with the scope?
otakon17: wait ammo doesn't have a cap per box?
otakon17: sounded like a radio
otakon17: that was not a good noise
otakon17: THAT WAS VERY MUCH A BAD NOISE
TXC2: TreeVor84 the poop-tein ravine
otakon17: and now it's time to break a leg if you miss
otakon17: I think they're in the building below
A_Dub888: @otakon17 how’s a broken leg gonna help in The Zone?
otakon17: it doesn't that's the fun part
otakon17: oh that's a LOT of points of contact
Lord_Hosk: like shooting AI in a barrel
otakon17: and leg broken
otakon17: ALLTHELOOT!
GedankenPalast_: Uhh good loot
wifi12345678910: So much loot
TreeVor84: @TXC2 nice
otakon17: it's nearly as good as your current set
otakon17: huh anyone else just get a network errror?
otakon17: that thing nearly killed you in one hit
A_Dub888: @otakon17 you’re a good current set
TXC2: stream seems ok here
otakon17: goddamn how many bullets did that take?!
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAHA
PsychoI3oy: otakon17, yes
otakon17: you unloaded like three magazines into that thing
Texan_Reverend: Stoppin P O W A H
otakon17: lack of stopping power
Strebenherz: Yosemite STALKER Sam
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otakon17: there was more than one?!
TheAinMAP:

otakon17: good stash
PsychoI3oy: i thought the area looked familiar
otakon17: is it dead
DoodlestheGreat: oopsie
TheAinMAP:

otakon17: not soon enough
TXC2: yeah we've been here before, so it's wild that that SEVA suit was there
Gaelan_Maestro: im pretty sure you are just made of scar tissue and fabric bandages at this point
Strebenherz: And sausage
otakon17: can those things climb ladders?
TXC2:
Transmuted_Elf 
Gaelan_Maestro: and his blood is energy drinks and meds
otakon17: and his bones are sausage
Gaelan_Maestro:
@Transmuted_Elf 
otakon17: LET THEM FIGHT
Texan_Reverend: For those who aren't out, you are also welcome. We'll just keep it on the DL.
TXC2: and for those of you who are still eggs, we'll keep you warm until hatch
GedankenPalast_:

otakon17: IS IT DEAD!?
otakon17: are you SURE it's dead
Strebenherz:

Wolfstrike_NL: If it's both an asshole, and a pain in the ass, is it a pain to themself?
otakon17: The poo gas canyon
PsychoI3oy: fart fjord?
A_Dub888: Poo gussy
otakon17: It's a classic Freakzoid! line!
Lord_Hosk: Stinky brinky?
TreeVor84: is ass gas better?
Strebenherz: Pooh bears gassy canyon
otakon17: GP37
otakon17: can you transfer optics?
TXC2: a later model version
LordZarano: @PsychoI3oy *applause*
TXC2: IRL it would be
otakon17: The damage is still garbo though
TheDevil_Risen: F
GedankenPalast_: o7
Gaelan_Maestro: crunch
DoodlestheGreat: I repeat: oopsie
TheDevil_Risen:

TheAinMAP:

otakon17: GOOD THING YOU JUST SAVED
TXC2: gravity: man's oldest foe
otakon17: Gravity, the greatest of enemies
wifi12345678910: can you get in the science bunker?
otakon17: NOT IN DARK SOULS 2
otakon17: I once was Blue Patrolling and the asshole jsut WALKED ON AIR
A_Dub888: Gravity man, it’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW - Adam Savage
otakon17: bullshit of the highest level
DoodlestheGreat: Newton's Revenge
otakon17: @A_Dub888 any problem can be solved with the right application of high explosives
otakon17: can you strip guns for parts?
TXC2: otakon17 nope
otakon17: aw
otakon17: dismantling would have been a good mechanic to add
otakon17: that is a fight you want no part of
A_Dub888: @otakon17 you’re a good mechanic
TXC2:

PsychoI3oy: the boneyard in arizona where they chopped up the b52s?
wifi12345678910:

TreeVor84: That's a fun little touch
Lord_Hosk: So much old military equipment just got lined up and parked "for future use" only to be left so long that they rotted away.
TXC2: oh we 100% gotta jump on them blades don't we ? @[
TXC2:
* 
Lord_Hosk: are you going to have to climb another and jump? is this a platformer?
otakon17: can you hit the doors to open them?
TheDevil_Risen:
oo that looks fun 
GedankenPalast_:

otakon17: BLADE PLATFORMING
TreeVor84: I kind of love this
otakon17: that stash really is a "screw you"
TXC2: Years of Watch and Play has trained Alex for this
otakon17: neat
A_Dub888: 1st person precision platforming! *jazz hands*
wifi12345678910: Stalker is a jumping puzzle game, the guns, mutants and anomalies are secondary
otakon17: save time?
otakon17: "Would you kindly Fuck Off and continue to Fuck Off"
TheAinMAP:

A_Dub888: @txc2 the subocean’s at the end of this?
DoodlestheGreat: Flying banana copter: Piasecki H-21
TheAinMAP:

otakon17: I would not have expected this game to have friggin' PLATFORMIng
JollyGee29: While you're here, there is an artifact spawn point too
TXC2: A_Dub888 the subocean of our hearts maybe
Lord_Hosk: And then what are you gonna do go logging?
TXC2: restore to museum condition
A_Dub888: @txc2 if liquid’s pooling in your heart, you should see a doctor
Lord_Hosk: Hold them gently
TheAinMAP: Cosmetic restoration instead of an operational restoration?
TXC2:
A_Dub888 waiting list is too long for that nonsense 
Lord_Hosk: YOU BOMBED MARS?!?!?!?
wifi12345678910: I think it bombs water with mars bars
Dalrint: I'll ask. What's a mars water bomber?
Lord_Hosk: That makes more sense
Gaelan_Maestro: now i want a chocolate bar
otakon17: well you burnt it all up on those drainersearlier
otakon17: also you're bleeding
ShaneLeeAtk: Clicking on heads, clicking on heads
reeboice: Your hot
otakon17: so the bodies DO despawn
A_Dub888: Alex, YOU’RE a nice QoL
otakon17: or something ate them
otakon17: all the energy drinks
wifi12345678910: I vote bloodsucker ate them
otakon17: leave the cheapest?
JollyGee29: Move stops at 80kg
otakon17: enough to avoid being in another firefight
A_Dub888:
@wifi12345678910 a gaming CEO? 
otakon17: JUST LET ME CARRY THE LOOT!
JollyGee29: Krinkovs and MP5s are the worst of the kg/coupon ratios
Gaelan_Maestro: to bad you cant use a wheelbarrow
TXC2: SAUSAGE STRIKES AGAIN!
otakon17: THE SAUSAGE
JKBalch: Wait, how many sausages?
otakon17: NO WONDER
wifi12345678910: Sausage
otakon17: 79
otakon17: 79 KILOS
TXC2: JKBalch 30 kgs worth
otakon17: well near perfect
otakon17: 81
otakon17: you still have tons of room
otakon17: okay nevm
otakon17: ammo is HEAVY
otakon17: the ammo is heavier than the guns
Wolfstrike_NL: We will miss you, glorious sausage collection o7
otakon17: don't worry we're coming back fo rit
otakon17: great this just makes me want to play the original stalker
otakon17: but you can't repair gear in that at all
otakon17: I wonder if there's an overhaul mod that lets you repair gear and other QOL stuff
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otakon17: oh this explains it
otakon17: the ARDUOUS journey home
otakon17: you got other STALKERS stripping the bodies
otakon17: at least 30k
JollyGee29: Oh, check your medkit button, it swapped to a blue one
otakon17: that's a cool suit
otakon17: 700k
otakon17: they travel light
JKBalch: Santa is giving away ammo to good Stalkers
otakon17: "Have you been a good little STALKER?"
DoodlestheGreat: When he's not giving it out in Tarkov.
otakon17: "Cheeky breeky Pere Noel!"
Strebenherz: Santa's sausage sack..... Uhhh nevermind nope
otakon17: hold on
otakon17: Svyatyi Mykolay
otakon17: literally just Saint Nicholas but in Urkainian
wifi12345678910: Oh, is the Ukrainian person not in chat today?
TXC2: "..and so he hid, inside a doggie from Madrid.."
otakon17: "I have sausage for all the good little boys and mutants"
JKBalch: Santa also gives out ammo to bad Monolithians, just at a much higher velocity
A_Dub888: dammit, I wanted horseshoes!
itsaysTRUENO: surviving 1 redbull/min is good sci fi
otakon17: at this rate his heart is going about a mile a minute
itsaysTRUENO: yeah heart is gonna pop like a grape
otakon17: it's less a beat and more a constant trill
otakon17: like a PC fan about to break
A_Dub888: @strebenherz you haven’t wanted a Santa sausage?
TXC2: like a Rex Avery cartoon
otakon17: it's that bit from the Simpsons where Moes heart leaps out his chest and he's like "Oh god I gotta get that checked"
otakon17: Yujiro Hanma is so goddamn ridiculous I ALMOST don't hate him
otakon17: Save time
otakon17: zippy zpa
Genie_M: Bzzt
otakon17: can you go around?
GedankenPalast_:

otakon17: wait can't you neutralize those things wit hbolts?
JollyGee29: Teslas don't care about bolts, unfortunately
Strebenherz: Studio Ghibli tier food here
otakon17: mmm sweet milk of condensation
PsychoI3oy: no, they use glue JollyGee29
otakon17: we are now entering Warp 7 for heart rate
itsaysTRUENO: when it rains it pours
otakon17: oh shit
TXC2:
fun story: one time in school, when we were doing track, My heart rate got up to 210 BPM 
otakon17: um isn't that building cover?
Genie_M: Ded Maroz is distinct from Saint Nicholas - the latter is for Dec 6th, former for Christmas
otakon17: welp time to hunker down
otakon17: playing music should give you a buff
otakon17: PLAY FREEBIRD!
otakon17: I swear he just said "Sovknee WICKED"
malsareus: no hot dogs for Skif then
TXC2: the dogs will not be hot
DoodlestheGreat: "And now, a classic song of my people. It's called 'Rump Shaker.'"
Genie_M: You have enough sausages
TheDevil_Risen: toasty
malsareus: there is never enough sausage
TXC2:
DoodlestheGreat the song handed down from generation to generation: "Wet ass pussy" 
stormdoo: Im playing too
Genie_M: I sometimes do
JollyGee29: Fresh vegetables? In the Zone?
Genie_M: Onions are tasty
JessieImproved: I have a friend who in college showed up in the common area with a whole tomato and a whole onion and called it his lunch
Genie_M: Can confirm, eastern European 😁
Genie_M: Neighbors to Ukraine
JessieImproved: I eat raw onion out of hand, but not really a whole onion, just slices
TXC2: I guess hand fruits don't grow well in east Europe
otakon17: surprised that puddle wasn't a death portal the void or something
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rocketjohn:
woo! alex! 
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otakon17: I hear noises
otakon17: GROWLING noises
otakon17: I do NOT like these noises
otakon17: and consumed
TXC2:
speaking of Neighbors to Ukraine, I did not until recently realise that Hungary borders Ukraine 
malsareus: I appreciate that the weird hazards are equal opportunity
otakon17: ee!
Genie_M: Yep, not on a long part, but we do - and there are lots of Hungarian first language people living on the other side
otakon17: money thank you
shushu2539:

otakon17: why couldn' tthey make this game on a more stable engine than UE5?
TXC2: because they started making it 15 years ago?
wifi12345678910: ue5 isn't that bad
otakon17: so you're keeping the handcannon despite it being busted to hell?
otakon17: @TXC2 UE5 wasn't even out then, so why not just keep using Ue4?
otakon17: you can get a 12 gauge hand cannon?!
otakon17: Jesus your poor wrist
JKBalch: Alex pulling guns out of the pack like it's a TARDIS
TXC2: otakon17 because it would have been even worse most likely
otakon17: I can look
otakon17: what are they called?
otakon17: OKAY it's apparently int eh "fairytale" campground in the Burnt Forest?
otakon17: if this reddit post is anything to go by for accuracy
PsychoI3oy: "The blueprint is located in the Burnt Forest area in Fairy Tale Pioneer Camp (north east building on roof)" from steam community
otakon17: oh the VS Vintar!
wifi12345678910: you best start believing in fairy tales, you'll be in one
otakon17: I saw that sucker in ATOM RPG
otakon17: it's an amazing gun in that game but it's *very* expensive due to the rare ammo
rocketjohn: @wifi12345678910 that sounds a bit grimm..
LordZarano: Exited to see what Fairy Tale means in The Zone
otakon17: oh yeah the folks that made ATOM RPG and Trudograd are making a new fantasy RPG called The Iron Conspiracy, looks promising
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otakon17: that armor suit looked *chonky*
otakon17: cheaper just to repair the one you got
TXC2: !break
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otakon17: break time, break time
GapFiller: oooh Everhood
GapFiller: interesting to see if they think more of this one than the original
Wolfstrike_NL:
@otakon17 please don't break time to much, as someone from europe, I already experienced time travel this weekend, please let it be on it's half a year cooldown 
Juliamon: Windows Noise
TXC2: ^
RainyMint: Hello Windows
otakon17: the hell
otakon17: I thought that ws me for a second
JessieImproved: it's always very disconcerting hearing a windows noise having been on linux for like year and years
JessieImproved: *years and years
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: "it's so ogre!"
otakon17: I mean it's got a whole damn pip of damage over your earlier gun
otakon17: alone in the woods with nobody around?
otakon17: what could go wrong
TXC2: pretty
otakon17: didn't like those noises
otakon17: STALKER 2: the game of bad noises
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shushu2539: that area is suspiciously mutant-free
otakon17: don't say taht
otakon17: that's what the mutants want to hear before they pop up
malsareus: game: "okay have some pigu"
otakon17: time to find the campground
TXC2: maybe the knurling is there so you know when you've pulled the hammer all the way back ?
otakon17: the HELL was that?!
otakon17: that was him I bet
otakon17: LOW HEALTH
Mushbie: imagine getting breakdanced to death
otakon17: jesus
otakon17: oh bleeding
TXC2:
Mushbie that's Capoeira 
malsareus: mutant parts? wanna make your own?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game really goes all gas no brakes when it wants to huh
GedankenPalast_: There is a mod for mutant parts
otakon17: can you cut them up with your knife?
GedankenPalast_: There are many mods
Anubis169:
we tend to keep to ourselves though
yalc321:
Man this new Fallout game looks great 
otakon17: it's weird you can't just OPEN boxes
otakon17: DLC and mods
otakon17: what he have on his PDA/
otakon17: Treat yourself to his stash, as a treat
TXC2:
I'm the distraction mod that chat looks at while the other mods Clever girl chat 
otakon17: the ACTUAL hells were those things/!
Mushbie: @TXC2 I guess that is sort of what Capoeira is
malsareus: they just want hugs
otakon17: I mean I know the SNORKS
otakon17: but not "snorks"
otakon17: the not good noises screw with me the most
GedankenPalast_: @otakon17 The other ones where flesh/piggus
otakon17: it is ON YOUR ASS
TheAinMAP:

otakon17: HELLS
otakon17: RETREAT
Mushbie: many blood suckers left side
otakon17: shite
TXC2:
more 
otakon17: okay that is bullshit
otakon17: that knockdown attack is just cheap
Strebenherz: Dat asmr
otakon17: bleeding <_<
otakon17: are there thermal goggles in this?
TXC2: otakon17 sure aren't
otakon17: a shotgun feels like it would be useful here
Dumori: Hell is nicer this time of year
otakon17: THEY ARE SO FAST
malsareus: time to fight then knife to knife
otakon17: Dude, knifing them might be a wiser idea
TXC2: bless you
TheDevil_Risen: blessyou
Anubis169:
Bless you! 
otakon17: my lag
otakon17: POO GAS
otakon17: AND sparks
TXC2: "i'll gladly take fart gas. over."
LordZarano: Are they actually invisible or is it psionically removing itself from your perception?
otakon17: bleeding already
otakon17: a psionic filter
GedankenPalast_: Corn'nSnork
GedankenPalast_: *Cork?
TXC2: GedankenPalast_ come one down to Dave's Cork and snork
Mushbie: after a little reading, I can see stalker 2 also has my favorite weapon for dealing with bloodsuckers; the Saiga D-12
GedankenPalast_: @TXC2 "you kill it, we grill it"
otakon17: wow someone got zapped
otakon17: reembmer the piggys are nearby too
GedankenPalast_: Rock
JKBalch: Throw a bolt at it?
otakon17: it's onot a rock
otakon17: it'a BOULDER
GedankenPalast_: Just hanging out
JKBalch: So a bolt summons a rat
otakon17: gravity well to boot
wifi12345678910: Stalker pays homage to pokemon by having a million rattatas spawn
wifi12345678910: and be super annoying
otakon17: them jerboas are annoying
wifi12345678910: did you save?
otakon17: but it's worth a LOT
otakon17: it's crappy but it's in perfect condition
otakon17: check up?
otakon17: I think southwest?
PsychoI3oy: "The blueprint is located in the Burnt Forest area in Fairy Tale Pioneer Camp (north east building on roof)" from steam community
otakon17: they're dorms
otakon17: point blank snipin's a good job mate
GedankenPalast_:

PsychoI3oy: 7.62x54r don't mess around
otakon17: high power ammo is the way to go
TXC2:
and who said full auto snipers were a bad idea eh? 
Anubis169: point blank sniping is just no-scoping under a different name
otakon17: Now IIRC the blueprint is on the topfloorr
otakon17: yeah this should be it
otakon17: also goddamn
otakon17: you got'em?
LordZarano: Hip firing snipers at pistol range is honestly my favourite thing to do in any shooter
otakon17: man it's a good thing ou have tons of med kits
otakon17: mmm pickle
otakon17: yeah that Marauder suit might be garbo but it's PRISTINE garbo
JollyGee29: The closest base is Malachite, unfortunately
otakon17: looking now
Shurtal: booby trap to guard...the sausage?
JollyGee29: Technically there is Chemical Plant, but I think Ward won't let you in at this point
Shurtal: my college days left much to be desired, sadly
wifi12345678910: show them the ward badge and hope they have amnesia
wifi12345678910: I'm sure they forgot who shot everyone
otakon17: closest one is Chemical Plant to the North east from the look of things
TXC2:
put on some faction armour like in Fallout new Vegas 
otakon17: I mean are you *enemies* with the Ward?
Strebenherz: Speaking of damage, rewatching early Friday nights, how accurate to irl Alex was your Friday nights character being a mono red player?
otakon17: you got no faction tracker?
otakon17: nice
otakon17: isn't the SVDM a good sniper?
JKBalch: An eagle has noticed you
GedankenPalast_: Pfua close call
otakon17: they seem to be firing at you through the FOUR FLOORS OF STEEL
Anubis169: goodbye glove palms
Anubis169: aww come on!
otakon17: MY BALLS!
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Stacklands) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
wifi12345678910: @otakon17 We shot up everyone at the main SIRCAA base and the Duga after they let us sleep in that guy's bed and enjoy his birthday gift
GedankenPalast_:
From above 
JollyGee29: You can only cross the river at certain spots, might want to check the map
otakon17: yes that sounds like enemies
alansi_270: hi
Anubis169:
Hello alansi 
Anubis169: how's yourself this wonderful Monday?
alansi_270: how is the game
TheMerricat: Is stalker.
wifi12345678910: Skif should invest in swimming lessons
TheMerricat:

TXC2: oofa doofa
Calyte: What happened?
TXC2: !clips
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GedankenPalast_: Further down south should be a pontoon bridge
otakon17: so no swimming I take it?
Anubis169: alansi_270: The game giveth, and the game presenteth problems
TheMerricat: @calyte he can't make across the river from here.
TXC2:
otakon17 water insta kills 
Calyte:
@TheMerricat 
alansi_270: no its vare good
otakon17: can you at least make them into sausage?
Strebenherz:
56
Calyte:

TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
TXC2: !patreon
GedankenPalast_:
Thank you for streaming! 
TXC2: !store
otakon17: thanks for the stream dude, it's been fun
TXC2: !alex
Ashmantle:

TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Stacklands) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Stacklands) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
TXC2: !events
LordZarano:

GapFiller: eyyy Crokinole
SymphonySolstice: croak a knoll!
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
Anubis169:
look at that muffin go 
TheAinMAP:

DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
SymphonySolstice: dabits
TXC2: !discord
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Anubis169:
thankies for the stream 
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
letsbelgo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Stacklands) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
letsbelgo: : o
TXC2: title change!
Earthenone:
stacklands? is serge playing magic or something? 
SymphonySolstice:

TXC2:
now now Serge got enough bashing at the PPR 
TXC2: CONTACT
Strebenherz:

Anubis169:

accountmadeforants: corn pact
TXC2: here we GO!
ipoddodd: good start!!!
TXC2:

SymphonySolstice: hiiiii
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
SymphonySolstice: rip
letsbelgo: red wheeler
accountmadeforants: Allergic to cards, RIP
GhostValv: salud
TXC2: Bless you
GedankenPalast_:
Gesundheit 
Oblivixn1999: hallo wheeler
goyfxd: hi Ben im a big fan but this is my first time catching you live, have a good stream
TXC2: hello Oblivixn1999 and goyfxd welcome
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR is having a Warehouse Moving Sale! Almost everything is on DEEP discount! And we found a bunch of old stuff too! Look through EVERYTHING for deals! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
lightfut: So you have 1 drink then
TXC2: discounted BELOW cost!
Scarbble: i got several pins in today from the sale and i am so happy about it
Juliamon: My pin order also arrived today
HbombAndFriends: But I don’t have any need for a warehouse.
h3rsh3yb4r: slumlords also don't invest, generally speaking
TXC2: well you die a little inside, but that's different
Scarbble: in the moonbase straight up stackin it
accountmadeforants: Maybe the mouse has a DPI toggle?
SymphonySolstice: someone was, in fact
TXC2:
a shooter? no, Stalker is a Platformer 
SnackPak_:

h3rsh3yb4r: i thought that was a different patreon tier?
SymphonySolstice: two for the price of one
accountmadeforants: Hurray for mice moving at relativistic speeds!
Strebenherz: Is this mtg related or it's own game?
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