TXC2: Hello everybody!
LordZarano: !next
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jessicaengle:

BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nice
jessicaengle: @TXC2 Hello!
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: hi jessicaengle
baltimore_667083: !box
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baltimore_667083: as a Tottenham fan I can confirm LRRbot is corrwct
TXC2:
double refresh, oh twitch you big kidder 
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TXC2:
baltimore_667083 could be worse, you could be a man city fan 
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brieandbacon: What up, party people?
SymphonySolstice: ready for Goofs
SymphonySolstice: hijinks, even
Deejay_Beef: heyo
brieandbacon: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
jessicaengle: Shia LeBouf was in Holes?
TXC2: hello Deejay_Beef welcome
SymphonySolstice: wasn't that like his first movie
TXC2: jessicaengle a proto child version of him yes
brieandbacon: @jessicaengle Yeah, he was the main character
jessicaengle: I never saw it. I was a little too old I think.
TXC2: good old Stanley yelnats
Stormgod519: holy moly I forgot they do this. I’ll be right back, my pc is rebooting
Stormgod519: on my phone rn
Stormgod519: morning eveyrkne
Stormgod519: everykne
Stormgod519: everyone
StreetRach: OMG. Actually here for the start of MOC.
Stormgod519: holy koly
Stormgod519: moly
Stormgod519: WOW
jessicaengle: lol
SymphonySolstice: koly
StringCheeseRiot: Lol
TXC2: hello Stormgod519 and StreetRach welcome
Stormgod519: I hate typing in a phone
Stormgod519: I hate it so much
Deejay_Beef: phone typings the worst lol
TXC2:
maybe stop then 
jessicaengle: Get out soon @Stormgod519
FromBrainToKeyboard: Phone typing can be annoying yes
TXC2: Here we GO!
jessicaengle: Boing!
brieandbacon: DING!
Bassios:
Ooh, just in time for the intro! Excellent 
hieroglyphica: That's why it takes me so long to reply tbh
Stormgod519: wooooooo
TXC2: !uno
jessicaengle: Hype!
beowuuf: and fools!
Stormgod519: @jessicaengle my computer is firing up now as we type
Songar87: And SERGE!
brieandbacon: !dos
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measureofhope: A live Mine O'Clock? Now I know it's past my bedtime!
Stormgod519: hi James
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TheWriterAleph: Mornin James!
SymphonySolstice: morning james
TXC2: Hello James
Stormgod519: oh???
FromBrainToKeyboard: Morning James
jessicaengle: Oh no!
Stormgod519: we’re making clocks today?
brokngenesis: Morning!
SnackPak_: good joke streamer
TXC2: clock O'Mine ?
Stormgod519: what a waste of gold
TheDevil_Risen: eyyy
SymphonySolstice: are we building mines today? oh boy
TheDevil_Risen: happy april fools the rest of the world!
Barb4rian: That is a menu screen
Stormgod519: it’s been filled with something…
TheWriterAleph: every day is the day of fools.
jessicaengle: It's famous YouTuber Turn Jameser
Stormgod519: Tames Jurner
mister_nibbles: ah right, today is _THAT_ day
brieandbacon: Mine was end of financial year, price change, and tax increases
jessicaengle: Legit props for cleaning the office.
Deejay_Beef: I see this menu represents code as enchanting table. As a coder, this is accurate lol
Songar87:
@brieandbacon *Craft was 
lamina5432: looks matrixy
Stormgod519: did Minecraft reference y’all’s show? “Unlock ALL the things!”
jessicaengle: MatrixCraft
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brieandbacon:
@Songar87 
rogerivany: I forgot about that
LordZarano: I also know nothing, looks neat
YeomanAres: Waiting in secret lair queue
Sarah_Serinde: Which means don't spoil it if you do know
TXC2: ^
Stormgod519: I forgot about this until I saw the going live notification
TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
FromBrainToKeyboard: I also know nothing
Stormgod519: so I have 0 idea what is gonna happen
beowuuf: pretty early in april
brieandbacon: !tres
Stormgod519: !cuatro
Stormgod519: nopp
TXC2: !shi
jessicaengle: Serge, u k?
beowuuf: like the who, here comes the new boss
beowuuf: !vagh
jessicaengle: Same as the old boss?
Songar87: Normal Human Sound (TM)
ekimekim: but do you cry sometimes when you lie in bed?
TheWriterAleph: hey, that song never tells us WHAT is goin ON
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: is there a gas leak?
SymphonySolstice: tell me what you want what you really really want
mister_nibbles: i am concern
Barb4rian: Am Serge ok?
IanAllenBird: morning folks!
TXC2:
Marvin Gaye got grammys for that song 
LordZarano: Is there a Ghast leak?
StreetRach: Are all of you Jon Snow?
protojman: Craf T'mine
Stormgod519: @lordzarano damn you that’s so good
circusofkirkus: including your wife?
TXC2: hello IanAllenBird welcome
Songar87: @StreetRach And is it happy?
beowuuf: uncanny valley, it looks right but wrong
pleonasticTautology: neat i made it for craft o'clock, good morning
SnackPak_: more than your wife's face
TXC2: he sees it more then his wife's face
jessicaengle:

Songar87: The sequel to Minceraft
TheWriterAleph: > time traveler: steps on a bug
Stormgod519: oh lord
jessicaengle:

Sarah_Serinde: guess you've gotta craft your own mine
TheDevil_Risen: oh my
Stormgod519: what is that hallway!?!
Barb4rian: Oh
SymphonySolstice: matrix time
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beowuuf: the neigh-trix
TheDevil_Risen: you're in the MineTrix
rogerivany: We're in the matrix?
beowuuf:

TXC2:
pleonasticTautology 
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ekimekim: No-one can simply be told what Craftmine is...they have to see it for themselves
circusofkirkus: oh it's a horror game
Sarah_Serinde: oh no it's a horror game
jessicaengle:
I'm sure this is fine!
SnackPak_: we're let's nope now
IanAllenBird: lmao
Stormgod519: oh god
TetraRay: ahaha
ExachixKitsune: who up in here crafting their mines
Stormgod519: you need to craft a mine…
TheAwkes: The fall count refuses to be updated! What a FoolsDay Prank!
darkcyril: "We don't know what we're doing" When has that ever stopped y'all?
Stormgod519: man, we really losing the game of life today
ekimekim: wait is this just Minecraft Through The Ages
jessicaengle:

Stormgod519: that’s what I was saying…
TXC2: ekimekim ages ages ages
TheMerricat: Joined late chat, did they mention if they had watched the trailer or not?
Sarah_Serinde: they have not
Stormgod519: no
Sarah_Serinde: no spoilers or advice unless they ask
TXC2: !backseat
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jessicaengle: @ekimekim Does that mean Minecraft Thru The Ages was a horror movie all along?
TheWriterAleph: ol' James "I'm Down to Chicken" Turner
TetraRay: not deer, chicken
Stormgod519: oh god
SymphonySolstice: rotate! that! chicken!
Stormgod519: BEEG TEXT!!!
TheWriterAleph: okay this is actually cool
jessicaengle:

pleonasticTautology: [sburban jungle intensifies]
Sarah_Serinde: me too, game, me too
Barb4rian: YES
Stormgod519: same fame
Stormgod519: game
jessicaengle: Holy moly
Stormgod519: I am
ExachixKitsune: making everyone, confused?
Stormgod519: this isn’t a mine…
TXC2:
is this just ocean block? 
Stormgod519: @exachixkitsune making, everyone confused
IbunWest: this is a well lit mine
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Stormgod519: @txc2 would that make it Odessy block?
TheDevil_Risen: I need a link to this modpack
TheDevil_Risen: this seems legit fun
circusofkirkus: are those the world modifiers?
pleonasticTautology: i love how this is basically sburb. i love this so much.
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TXC2: Stormgod519 yes
Songar87: @TheDevil_Risen It's the April Fools snapshot from the vanilla launcher
SymphonySolstice: @thedevil_risen this is the april fools snapshot, you can just download it
TheDevil_Risen:
ahh k cool
thanks
TheDevil_Risen: will do so !
Stormgod519: FROGS!!!
Stormgod519: yay
SymphonySolstice: frogge
Songar87:
Quite plains, in fact 
Stormgod519: @songar87 that’s clearly a tree, so it must be a forest…
Marc_IRL: It DOES kind of feel like that!
Narcuru: hover over those things for a bit longer james
Songar87:

Stormgod519: oh my god
Stormgod519: okay...
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Stormgod519: I just opened on my computer: the comic sans is NOT on mobile
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Stormgod519: what is that?!?
Last1031: Sky Factory 5 is like what Serge described.
jessicaengle: Can you craft boat?
goateedave86: Hey gang
beowuuf: and serge was never seen again
Stormgod519: wow the chat is gonna be awful to look a
Stormgod519: at
TXC2: hello goateedave86 welcome
Stormgod519: I cannot type today, wow...
pleonasticTautology: wait is chat comic sans on other platforms?
pleonasticTautology: i'm on macos / safari and it's the regular font...
Dragoknight101: I don't have comic sans on PC....
Stormgod519: that is a loooooooot of achievos
TXC2: I'm sure how, but I think you can set the twitch chat font
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology its comic sans on mine... by twitch
pleonasticTautology: weird!
Narcuru: whats the extra tooltip info on the logs?
Tehbeard: @pleonasticTautology Comic sans is a 7Twitch extension thing?
Stormgod519: oh god
LathosTiran: vanilla twitch on firefox, no font change here
Stormgod519: oh my god its 7tv
Stormgod519: they pranked me...
SymphonySolstice: gottem
goateedave86: It sounds like some kind of world-builder based on what "ingredients" you collect?
Stormgod519: yknow, I rarely think about uninstalling an extension...
Marc_IRL: Strangely game-appropriate BGC track playing in the background 🎵
Songar87: This feels a little bit like the dimension builder from RFTools.
goateedave86: @Songar87 very similar
goateedave86: hi @Statist42
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
Boon_33: craft mining? wow, I love crafting and mining in any order.
Chesul: Mine some more coal to see about normal XP?
ekimekim: he mined coal, no xp
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goateedave86: Is that what's top left of your screen?
LordZarano: @goateedave86 The world properties
SymphonySolstice: Serge lives here now
TetraRay: Serge is the Captain now
Marc_IRL: Hell yeah, pet chicken
Stormgod519: wow that is scary
Stormgod519: there's so many
CornerHard: Haha there are some very interesting pets
CornerHard: Definite Dungeons vibes
beowuuf: playrt unlocks battlegorund
Songar87:
Man. These snapshot are ALWAYS a wild time

ChroniclerC: Anyone else see that purple door across from the table?
protojman: Serge in his lane. flourishing
Songar87:

TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TXC2: like a 90's platformer
Stormgod519: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Songar87: "I got goat ingredients" What will Matt think?
Stormgod519: @goatprince
Songar87:
@Stormgod519 
LordZarano: It's like Minecraft Indev world generation but bigger
ChroniclerC:
James does have the pockets. 
TXC2: "I like your James." "thanks! he has pockets!"
3PlayerPolitics: is this april fools thing on Bedrock edition?
rogerivany: Can't get andesite with a wood pick?
IanAllenBird: oh my god
Nickiatori: is this like a rogue like or something?
TXC2: Nickiatori Serge has called it as such
Balugo: should they be grabbing coal?
Chesul: Coal also gives XP for mining it, which is bonus.
ChroniclerC: Mining coal also drops xp on its own, so that feels worth.
circusofkirkus: are dyes worth more than flowers?
Chesul: If coal is still giving XP, wouldn't mobs also give XP when you kill them?
goateedave86: @circusofkirkus seems worth checking at least
circusofkirkus: I was thinking maybe processed > raw ingredients, but no dice
goateedave86: is a furnace worth more than 8 cobble? Like, are processed items higher value
Songar87: How mean would it be if you had to unlock coords?
goateedave86: unless mobs drop things worth higher xp?
Tehbeard: Uno Carying the team with ~2400xp
TetraRay: LOL
circusofkirkus: rewrite in Rust LOL
ExachixKitsune: want these skill trees in vanilla tbh
Chesul: the first pet one costs 0, so no reason not to grab it.
LathosTiran: "rewrite your gear in rust" accrue tech debt
goateedave86: @LathosTiran too real
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Songar87:
= 
mister_nibbles: dark oak forest probably spawns a lot mobs during the day lol
ExachixKitsune: probably just like that to deconflict with mp
Chesul: I hope that each stone takes 3X longer to break because of that. XD
Ard_Rhys:
You're saying that the April fools update isn't perfectly coded? 
TheAinMAP:

mister_nibbles: inb4 it borks the server
brieandbacon: The island is made of beef blocks]
TXC2: the cow dimension
TXC2: bless you
rogerivany: Not the cow level like in Diablo though.
kalira77: there is no cow level
jessicaengle: Chicken: "I belong to no man"
brieandbacon: Uno: "I spake to thee thusly"
TetraRay: and very long drops down
TXC2: no love for bees?
ExachixKitsune: Uno truely is blessed
TheAinMAP:

IanAllenBird: whoa
NDCazzy: sleeping is end game tech
Ard_Rhys: Are goat horns worth anything?
circusofkirkus: who gets the first goat horn
ExachixKitsune: fun
ekimekim: craft a hoe?
jessicaengle: Ooooooo.
jessicaengle:

noSmokeFire: what's dripleaf worth?
Yondaime233:

ExachixKitsune:

Songar87: He did the thing!
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rogerivany: found some iron...no picks though
Jundinator: Hi LRR
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome
Jundinator: Is this the years April fools update
TetraRay: james puts the lotion on its skin or no apples again
Jundinator: Oh god. What did Mojang do this year
Narcuru: they made it into a roguelike
ExachixKitsune: is it a goat or a ram
SymphonySolstice: roguelike minecraft, aka craftmine
SymphonySolstice: aka pandering directly to serge
noSmokeFire: uno must attack each combat, and must attack a player other than you if possible
Narcuru: ram is a male sheep at least
ExachixKitsune: I dunno I'm a fox person not a sheep person
ExachixKitsune: where's goatprince when you need them
TXC2: a male goat is a buck
brieandbacon: Ooh, a piece of candy!
ExachixKitsune: TXC2 : cheap
circusofkirkus: wrong coal
Chesul: Ah, Iron ingots are worth more than the Iron Ore.
TXC2:
ExachixKitsune exactly, better get one soon while we can 
ChroniclerC: inb4 creeper
Dalrint: Helloooo
TXC2: hello Dalrint welcome
Dalrint: What is this...?
NimrodXIV: I missed the start, what are the points for?
Jundinator: Annual April fools update
CornerHard: It's the Minecraft April Fool's update, "Craftmine"
TXC2: for April fools we got a minecraft rouge like
ekimekim: so, best value is to turn everything into shovels
circusofkirkus: what's a goat horn worth?
brieandbacon: James on the dropper course
gualdhar: What do the points do?
noSmokeFire: @ekimekim they don't stack, though
Chesul: @ekimekim value per item, yes, value per inventory slot, I don't think so.
Artificer_Evan: @gualdhar you use then to unlock more stuff for this updates meta progression
Artificer_Evan: *them
Songar87: Boing!
Dalrint: So I just watched the trailer...they basically build a roguelike in minecraft as an april fools joke?
TXC2: Dalrint pretty much
Dalrint: That is dedication
Balugo: is it available after today?
Artificer_Evan: @Dalrint mojang pretty much always goes all out for these sort of things.
CornerHard: Yeah, it'll be around as long as you like, and you can play it on Realms too
TXC2: I think it's always available afterwards
Dalrint: It should be. You would just pick it as the version you are playing from the launcher.
CornerHard: exactly
brieandbacon: Ocelots
Artificer_Evan: because it lets the developer mess around with out messing with the status quo
mister_nibbles: thats definitely ocelots
rogerivany: Shields work against spiders in regular worlds.
tb_0001: is the cape enabled
tb_0001: from minecraft
tb_0001: ?
Narcuru: he did say axolotls, but meant ocelots
circusofkirkus: look at the world modifiers
circusofkirkus:
thanks 
circusofkirkus: I just didn't know what they all were
TXC2:
Axocelotls is what we need 
brieandbacon: May as well get a bucket of axolotl in that case
Yondaime233:

LurkerSpine: shovel
LurkerSpine: isn't shovel worth the same as an axe?
ekimekim: a stack of cobble would be more, but an axe is worth 50 cobble
Chesul: was that furnace .16? if so a stack of furnaces would be way more.
Stormgod519: cmon goat
ExachixKitsune:

Chesul: If the furnace was worth .16, then a stack of them would be worth more than 10 total.
Narcuru: how long is the charge cooldown?
ExachixKitsune: needs an axe
brieandbacon: !sir
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ExachixKitsune: you can axe a hive without silktouch and you get the hive but the bees are angy
brieandbacon: Is a full durability pick worth more than a 1-durability pick?
Chesul: yeah, furnaces are 8X as slot efficient as cobble, but the mining still takes the same amount of time.
TXC2: Serge "noted dirt enjoyer" Yager
Stormgod519: @TXC2 well of course
mister_nibbles: cause axe is a weapon and you use pick to gather things
LordZarano: If you get 2 buckets you could make a cobble gen
Stormgod519: are we gonna pick this apart too much?
Stormgod519: :grin:
circusofkirkus: deep dark
rogerivany: Tripling up didn't seem to do anything?
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: rogerivany we didn't A:B test it, but yeah it seemed not to do anything
ExachixKitsune: maybe tripling up is what caused the lack of early trees /s
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BrowneePointz: speaking of Minecraft, I’m about to try out the spicy McNugget sauce for lunch
Juliamon: You should try putting it on food first
BrowneePointz: har har
LordZarano: It's neither a Roguelike nor a Roguelite, it's a Roguelinecraft!
BrowneePointz: look I’m just chasing that Mambo Sauce high after it was unjustly ripped from me…and the masala lay’s….and Surge Pop
TXC2: and we're back
Jigokuro:
I just got my sale merch yesterday! 
Narcuru: I bought two mugs!
Tser1ng: Cameron need more space for his magic collection and kick you out?
BrowneePointz: more than tree fiddy
Stormgod519: I got my DBLoon and Poster last week, and now the poster is above my Moonbase moon poster that I got back during the studio move
Songar87:
I grabbed a Gibb and Qwerpline pin 
TXC2: !sale
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ExachixKitsune: mine all mine
Stormgod519: voting for mobs lol
Stormgod519: why do you have that table???
Mangledpixel: e g g
Juliamon: egg
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Stormgod519: E G G
Artificer_Evan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
Artificer_Evan: drat now I'm hungry
Juliamon: You do have the lapis
circusofkirkus: ooh cherry tree
Stormgod519: I keep needing to look away from chat lol
Stormgod519: oh god
Stormgod519: that sounds rough
Stormgod519: holy moly...
TXC2: leaf litter? but it's spring
beowuuf: blue and brown eggs
Stormgod519: @TXC2 listen...
Stormgod519: Cherry Trees!
TXC2:
Stormgod519 those aren't real, they're from anime 
mister_nibbles: i assume its fair to call these affixes yeah?
Marc_IRL: No, Serge, don't D:
Stormgod519: what's a low amount of back skin?
creasehearst: the Porky Boys
MehallD: I'm late, whats the elevator pitch of the April Fools snapshot?
Stormgod519: did the spider drown...?
TXC2: MehallD roguelike
Stormgod519: @MehallD build your own mine
beowuuf: weee
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mister_nibbles: time for flob in craftmine
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TXC2: I wonder if we can get to the neither/ the end ?
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
brieandbacon: Sprites slip around on the ice when you throw objects
TheMerricat: better question, do mobs act like they are on ice, when they ARE on ice?
mister_nibbles: slimes dont spawn in daylight afaik
Stormgod519: not my land!
Anubis169:
Morning James 
Barb4rian: strip mine with a wooden pick, seems like a plan
goateedave86: even deepslate would be interesting to see if it spawns
TXC2: hello Anubis169
Anubis169: yo!
Anubis169: TXC2, i'm all full of pizza... but since cutty bread outta my diet, i can't believe how dense this thing is. There's so much bread in this pizza and i'm stuffed to capacity x_x
Anubis169: cutting*
Stormgod519: hmmmm?
circusofkirkus: so when are we punching a chunk in this game
Narcuru: ^
TXC2:
Anubis169 a pizza is basically an open face sandwich when you think about it 
Anubis169: if it's a deep pan, i don't even call it a pizza anymore. It's basically a quiche
TXC2: Anubis169 right?
goateedave86: do you wanna save some coal for torches?
goateedave86: nvm you're golden
Songar87:
@TXC2 Flashback to the Worms food/cube face discussion

TXC2: Songar87 monster!
mister_nibbles: could just try it out on the next new world
rogerivany:
I'm sure James will fall into a hole soon and we'll find out. 
sozynstreaming7474: Hi
sozynstreaming7474: How are you
ExachixKitsune: Welcome sozynstreaming7474, there's a lot going on, but we're doing good. how about you?
mister_nibbles: its better than throwing it out of your inventory ...
Brozard: oh dang
Yondaime233:

Barb4rian:

TheAinMAP:

NorthstarTex: Digging holes? From this perspective?
Anubis169:
hihi sozyn 
Anubis169: Welcome to the channel
rogerivany: Have we thought that maybe we need to unlock diamonds? *runs.
ExachixKitsune: even if so, fun to see
circusofkirkus: I wonder what redstone & redstone components are worth
circusofkirkus: speak of the devil
circusofkirkus: wow
Stormgod519: ayyy
brieandbacon:

Stormgod519: 1
Stormgod519: 1 point
Stormgod519: nice
Chesul: what's a diamond shovel worth?
Narcuru: is it worth 1xp or one level
LathosTiran: framerate am 1
ExachixKitsune: @LathosTiran : 1 what?
MehallD: was diamond shovel 1.5?
Knot_Greg: Is a shovel worth it?
LordZarano: Shovel is better
Barb4rian: F
circusofkirkus: a shovel is a 1.5x multiplier
brieandbacon: Only a shovel is worth it
Stormgod519: sword is 2
Stormgod519: it looked like
circusofkirkus: a shovel is worth 2 in the bush
Stormgod519: but yeah
MehallD: though shovels dont stack
Stormgod519: 2 shovels is more
Songar87:
@circusofkirkus

Songar87:
Was it.....more spiders than expected? 
circusofkirkus:
you die in real life 
Stormgod519: read the novel...
hermonthis: 1 spider is more spiders than expected
Stormgod519: 12.5k exp from serge...
circusofkirkus: time for Lets nope
Brozard: Doors yearn for the keys
Stormgod519: this is so sketch
TXC2: door yearn for the keys!
ExachixKitsune: Uno has increased the problem manyfold
Songar87:
One does not simply walk into more doors 
Stormgod519: oh no
Stormgod519: Uno, you stuck?
Mangledpixel: one does not simply walk through more doors
hermonthis: is this an escape room?!
Songar87:
@Mangledpixel Great minds! 
Thwap_Daddy: Guys how do you get the debug launcher cape
brieandbacon: Behind that hill on your right James
Marc_IRL: Numbers go up! You learn good.
rogerivany: Did Serge or Uno get any slimes in the last world?
TheAinMAP:

circusofkirkus: the Bigloo!
Stormgod519: Spaaaaaaaaace!
NorthstarTex:
in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE 
TheWriterAleph: gunna goto spaaaace
UtilityPunk: He's the one
Too_Many_Knives: (heavy breathing) "Space, space, gotta go to space..."
Yondaime233: did yiu place a world in one one of the things in memory lane james?
circusofkirkus: time for the new weekly show, Craft O Clock
MehallD: This is kinda perfect content for Mine O Clock haha
24GMagic: This would make an actually cool mod pack
circusofkirkus: I think it's if you put a mine in a revisitor
circusofkirkus: after you finish it
ExachixKitsune: spiglue
Stormgod519: oh lord
hermonthis: oh
Stormgod519: you cant kill the slime...
Barb4rian: Spaaaaaace
TXC2: now we're in winter
Stormgod519: no villagers tho
Stormgod519: Woah!
SymphonySolstice: Igloo! In! Spaaaace!
IanAllenBird: lmao
Stormgod519: why so many potatoes...
TXC2: we're rich!
Sarah_Serinde: skyblock time
Chesul: Looks like the equipment to set up a cobble generator.
matthaus_c: @Stormgod519 to boil, mash, stick in a stew
circusofkirkus: most definitely
TXC2: skyblock baby!
UtilityPunk: Skyblock time
Stormgod519:

ExachixKitsune: yay foxes
Songar87: would you pick more of it up if you dug down one?
rogerivany: I assume phantoms appear after 3 nights.
Stormgod519: dont think you can channel him if channel is banned...
TXC2: a snox!
Stormgod519: @TXC2 ¡Salud!
TheAinMAP:

CornerHard: Yay, this was the world that I added to the update
Stormgod519: nooooo
Stormgod519: Slime!
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CeilingPanda: If you happen to run into the warden thingy I'm sorry for you
matthaus_c: milking the snowman
brieandbacon: Shovel go brrrrrrrr
Stormgod519: @matthaus_c why would you call it that lol...
Stormgod519: Serge, you might need a doctor..
Marc_IRL: There's a sapling in all of us
Stormgod519: like, how big is that sapling?
NorthstarTex: if there's a sapling in you, hospital, now
circusofkirkus: James and a snowman sitting in a hole
TXC2: matthaus_c wouldn't it be water from a snowman though?
Songar87: @circusofkirkus D-I-G-G-I-N-G
matthaus_c: not from the snowman's perspective
UtilityPunk: You say potat, I say potate
Stormgod519: @matthaus_c ;:(
hermonthis: you say tomat, i say tomate
Barb4rian: Kitty!
matthaus_c: just fall 4head
brieandbacon: I keep expecting to hear a ghast scream
TjPshine: this gives me the crazisest vertigo
hermonthis: needs more kitties
TheAwkes: Go left!
CeilingPanda: @LoadingReadyRun Up has been the general direction when I last played this in dev environment lol
TXC2: wow that seems so far away
circusofkirkus: so what's the plan
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matthaus_c: so about that one way trip
circusofkirkus: back to the snowman hole
rogerivany: Have we found the exit?
Tser1ng: In before he mines through the last block.
Stormgod519: oops
Tser1ng: Dang it
Master_Gunner: lol
hermonthis:

pleonasticTautology:

CeilingPanda: Never dig down lol
Barb4rian:

UtilityPunk:
Classic 
Stormgod519: welp, youve sure got feet
matthaus_c:
yeah that's about what was expected 
rogerivany: James did the thing.
TXC2: accept defeat? never!
Aarek:

creasehearst: you even said you'd be smart by placing the cobble
Tser1ng: De feet, that's where he digs
matthaus_c: cool platform design
Songar87: The ground was found
circusofkirkus: it was a neat vibe initially
circusofkirkus: but it was too grindy
TXC2: looks good, but turned out unfun
CeilingPanda: I honestly just think it's a hacky idea
Yondaime233: this seems like a "challenge" mine, as it was also the 5. mine
mister_nibbles: was this like a boss level or something maybe?
brieandbacon: This map with the swing-potato from last april would have been ace
CeilingPanda: @mister_nibbles Yes
Marvoleath: Can you get to the moon though?
Marc_IRL: @CeilingPanda lmao hi @CeilingPanda
Songar87: @brieandbacon Also the floaters
jamesinor: I feel confused, what is this?
Songar87:
@Songar87 I mean the floatatoes 
CornerHard:
The water bucket might be handy 
CeilingPanda:
I mean, 1 person should pillar up, then the other one jumps into the void 
Jigokuro: Stairs also take more blocks
jamesinor: Uh... What is that thing?
TXC2: jamesinor the exit
ChroniclerC: That's the exit.
Marc_IRL: yo @CornerHard
jamesinor: April Fools is just us trying to leave?
CornerHard: What's up, Marc!
CeilingPanda: @CornerHard How many channels are you lurking in lol
roverandomness: yeah serge had it
Juliamon: jamesinor It's a roguelite, you have a hub you return to
CornerHard: I was thinking the same about you @CeilingPanda lol
CeilingPanda: Spidermen(?) pointing finger - fun watching people play content you've made though
jamesinor: @Juliamon Oh neat!
Marc_IRL: Going good! I've been here since you fired it up! I see at least two other Mojangstas in here, including one you might be able to blame for this level!
TheMerricat: Mythcraft or infinity+?
Tser1ng: So, is the boss version of this world going to have skeleton and phantom spawners?
CeilingPanda: I'm innocent
CornerHard:
Hahah yes, I made this one
sorry you're finding it so grindy
Sarah_Serinde:
I mean they have been 
CeilingPanda: But I'm guilty if you (sorry) run into the warden one
rogerivany: This does seem like a fun game mode
CornerHard: I wanted to make a Kuiper Belt-themed skyblock challenge world
ExachixKitsune: CeilingPanda : how intruiging
jamesinor: Hang on, the WHAT one?!
TXC2: good idea, poor execution is my take
jamesinor: Now imagine if the snow golems were hostile
CornerHard: It's perpetual dark - supposed to evoke the area of the solar system outside Neptune
TXC2: then again this is an april fools mods, so expectations are low
Marc_IRL: I saw this at @CeilingPanda's desk and was like... yeah, I'd play this. As a real game.
circusofkirkus:
what do you mean, dev time is free time 
brieandbacon: zero
Sarah_Serinde: yeah I love the april fools stuff we get every year
Stormgod519: oh my god serge...
Tser1ng: I've got 19.8
ExachixKitsune: I'm loving watching this, probably will love trying it at some point
Stormgod519: coward
CornerHard:
Marc, we were definitely inspired by Dungeons when adding the pet tree 
Sarah_Serinde:

Stormgod519: LOL
NorthstarTex: XD
TheAinMAP:

virgil82: That long suffering sigh
Barb4rian: L O L
IanAllenBird: ikjikomjui
Anubis169: LOL
TXC2: UNO IS WINNER!
Songar87:

measureofhope:
1000 jump
CeilingPanda: He landed in the hub
circusofkirkus: LMAO
LathosTiran: he laned in the hub with speed
Stormgod519: Ummmmm
Stormgod519: Serve...
Stormgod519: Serge...
Marc_IRL: @CornerHard Niiiiice
circusofkirkus: is the key smiling
rogerivany: Lol. Uno best minecraft gamer
CeilingPanda: DON'T "escape" the key menu thingy
Sarah_Serinde:
same, key 
Stormgod519: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Songar87: WAT
NorthstarTex: wut
IanAllenBird: huh
Marvoleath:

circusofkirkus: wat
Stormgod519: are there 2 doors?
LathosTiran: room generator?
rogerivany: Maybe you need to open the main doors first?
CornerHard:
@jamesinor I thought about making the snow golems hostile, but it seemed too mean 
Mangledpixel: I think you're choosing what room will generate behind the door
CeilingPanda: @Stormgod519 Yes always, that way you have one entrance(and always one more exit for another key room)
jamesinor: @CornerHard It would certainly have made it even grindier
ChroniclerC: Curious.
Marc_IRL: Never look a gift chest in the mouth
Tser1ng: So, maybe you can generate different kinds of rooms behind those doors
circusofkirkus: james has levels to donate
Greendrag13: I think the key said storage? I guess now you have storage for your trophies!
TheMerricat: So my read on that was you could have clicked the next and previous buttons that were bordering the open button to change what sort of room spawned.
jamesinor: This seems wild, nice
CornerHard: hahaha try the gridworld
Songar87: Deep dark grid
Marc_IRL:
Deep Grid? 
CornerHard: it's different than skyblock
rogerivany: #teamorder
ChroniclerC: World already has cows.
jamesinor: The Mojang team went all out this time
TXC2: I suspect twitch compression is not gonna like Grid world
Yondaime233: Grid world with creepers might be fun
Stormgod519: bigger text!
lamina5432: what happens if you have two world types?
circusofkirkus: DEATH HOLE
Stormgod519: oh no...
Marc_IRL: hahahaha
Stormgod519: man, hold shift
NorthstarTex: Yes!
Sarah_Serinde:
toggle crouch on 
TXC2: oh James gonna die !
IanAllenBird: woah
Tser1ng: James dead in 3...2...
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Barb4rian: hah, waffleworld. Amazing
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SpleenLord: murderhole.world
Stormgod519: idk how long that slime makes it
Ard_Rhys: this is cool and terrifying
TheDevil_Risen: NICE!!!!
CornerHard: hahahaha
Marvoleath: so many holes to fall in
TheDevil_Risen: this is so good
UtilityPunk: Literal skyblock
Stormgod519: you ever just think about holes?
TheDevil_Risen: TWERK FOR THE TREES!
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
Stormgod519: oh noooooo
Sarah_Serinde:
oh boy 
Marc_IRL: "The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles, creepers?"
Jigokuro: #floor
24GMagic: I love how James has decided to be the villain in Serge's story XD
lamina5432: \
lamina5432: ]
NorthstarTex: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #9139: "I'm gonna put fish in my hole!" —Ben [2024-11-09]
Boon_33: Some of the ground is holes. (shudders)
Stormgod519: @LRRbot ah, desert bus quotes...
rogerivany: Are we sure it's the void in those holes?
circusofkirkus: rip kitty
CeilingPanda: I thought Leaf litter was a 0 point thingy though
northos:

Stormgod519: KITTY!?!
NorthstarTex: o7
Mazrae: How does one make one of these mc worlds
circusofkirkus: @CeilingPanda in one of their worlds, they got 1.92 for a full stack
CeilingPanda:
@Mazrae You download the april fools 
Stormgod519: weeeeeeeeeee
Stormgod519: o7
rogerivany: Okay. It's the void.
Marc_IRL: "On second thought, let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place."
hermonthis:

TXC2: the irony that James survived that place
CornerHard:
@Marc_IRL 
ChroniclerC: I'd save up for the internal 3x3.
Stormgod519: axolatl...
goateedave86: if you do ice floors you can farm skulk for crazy xp
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Barb4rian: This is friendly
Stormgod519: anyone else hate cave spiders?
brieandbacon: You got to go deeper
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think the deep dark is generally known for being on the surface
CeilingPanda:
@Sarah_Serinde Neither is many other things in this snapshot 
ChroniclerC: This feels like Nether generation.
Sarah_Serinde:
@CeilingPanda Okay, fair point 
CeilingPanda:
No spoilers in case people want to experience it first hand 
hermonthis: gonna sound strange but this formation is giving me slight claustrophobia, huh
TXC2: hermonthis lack of sky perhaps?
Stormgod519: uh oh
hermonthis: perhaps. but also the layers and layers of caves is messing with my mind
TheAinMAP:

TXC2:
I like that it's crystal clear on the surface, and opaque one inch down 
CeilingPanda: They are just trophies for fun @LoadingReadyRun
PsychoI3oy: so is revisiting previous worlds a good idea now that you have upgrades and know what you're doing?
CeilingPanda: @PsychoI3oy Nah, revisiting doesn't do anything, it's more of a "look at what we got to do int he world as a memory" type of thing
circusofkirkus: you gotta display the diamond cow at least
ChroniclerC: Can you break those chests and bring them into the main room
ChroniclerC: ?
TXC2: !addquote (Serge) [now] This is so good I wish it was better.
LRRbot: New quote #9294: "This is so good I wish it was better." —Serge [2025-04-01]
PsychoI3oy: or just change the world type?
creasehearst: i'd be surprised if this didn't spawn some imitator modpacks at some point in the future
Barb4rian: That countdown is great
Juliamon: It already does have some VH vibes, so yeah, I could def see modpacks like this
Songar87: What are dripleaf worth?
Songar87: D'oh!
Moriko_Nanami: I really want to know how to be able to play this this looks really interesting
TXC2: Sleep the rain away to the tune of fuck the pain away
CeilingPanda: @Moriko_Nanami Minecraft launcher -> installations -> snapshot-> april fools -> install -> select in "play" or whatever -> have fun?
ChroniclerC: It does feel like the perk to use a thing should always be before the perk to start with a free one.
RealGamerCow: come back where?
Chesul: @TXC2 My mind went to the Fraggle Rock Themesong, which makes both those phrases so much funnier.
Bacon_Trail: digital yardwork for fake currency
TXC2:
Chesul 
LordZarano: Separate perk trees for starting with a shield and using one maybe?
Cptasparagus: xp leveling
virgil82: It looks pretty on the ground!
Marvoleath: !next
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Krat_Arona: The Leaf Litter Me-DANGIT Uno JUST beat me to it
TXC2: raking the forest, for value
CeilingPanda: Uhoh
CeilingPanda: Sorry
circusofkirkus:

TXC2: fill this man with leaf, fill this man with leaf
circusofkirkus: this can only go well
Sarah_Serinde: I look forward to seeing what they're sorry for
brieandbacon: Look at our man, dual-wielding leaf
rogerivany: AT least you don't have armour.
circusofkirkus: James, with 0 points in combat, "time for a boss battle"
CeilingPanda: There is a reason it's a ... mine effect rather than a normal boss ffight :^)
Chesul: how much for the last inventory upgrade?
Sarah_Serinde:
I just appreciate that your first message in this channel was to apologize for it 
Marvoleath:
can you store any in the crafting? 
NorthstarTex: hells yes
CornerHard: oooh man, boss fight ingredient unlocked
TXC2: the numbers don't lie
CornerHard: hahahaha
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CeilingPanda: Who said anything about combat?
SymphonySolstice: this is fascinating
Krat_Arona:

CeilingPanda: IDK about combat @LoadingReadyRun
TXC2: "Dean, what day is it?" "Sagittarius!" "gooood"
Sarah_Serinde:
well, they'll learn one way or another 
circusofkirkus: time to find out
TXC2: we learn here?
Artificer_Evan: this has been interesting but I have to go lie down. My headache is getting worse
Sarah_Serinde: sometimes the hard way
TXC2:
feel better Artificer_Evan 
CornerHard:
"Let's rewrite it in Rust" something you love to hear around the office 
Sarah_Serinde:
okay so based on CeilingPanda's comments I have a theory about what this is gonna be 
Marvoleath: grid world to cheese it?
CeilingPanda: You have no clue
CeilingPanda: I promise you
Sarah_Serinde: oh boy
TheMerricat:

circusofkirkus: this can only go well
CornerHard:
CeilingPanda so excited right now 
Sarah_Serinde:
if my guess is right this is going to be incredible 
brieandbacon: !findquote cheese
LRRbot: Quote #1181: "Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!" —Cori [2015-11-28]
CeilingPanda: It's going to be ... yeah IDK lol
TXC2: spleef the warden, what a world we live in
Chesul: Put your excess XP into the device?
brieandbacon: Spleef! That! Warden!
SymphonySolstice:

ExachixKitsune: oh, my gosh
IanAllenBird: ominous
Sarah_Serinde:
interesting, my guess was not correct 
Genie_M: Arena!
NorthstarTex: what is happening
circusofkirkus: what
Narcuru: it did say what's better than one axe
NimrodXIV: I have questions
brieandbacon: This is cursed
TheAinMAP: A choir?
SymphonySolstice: LOL
Narcuru: (two axes)
circusofkirkus: can you dual wield
CornerHard: LOL so good
Aarek: normal craftmine
TXC2: "300 quatloos on the newcomers"
Marc_IRL: lol you played yourself with the grid
omdorastrix: Choir practice?
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
GirlPainting:

TheAinMAP:

SymphonySolstice: F
gsyhiap: Cubed
NorthstarTex: the techies got James
TheDevil_Risen: u got cubed
rogerivany: Screw the Warden. Magma cubes be deadly.
TheMerricat: Isn't this the literal area in the ancient city?
TheMerricat: Just above ground?
CeilingPanda: @TheMerricat No it's not
CornerHard: perfect soundtrack
TheMerricat:
Ah! 
omdorastrix: Dinner and a show!
SymphonySolstice: hiii buddy
NorthstarTex: uh
TXC2: warden just chilling
rogerivany: Killed all the slimes maybe?
IanAllenBird: oh my god
CornerHard: ROFL
brieandbacon: IS this a dance routine?
Brozard: The warden is breakdancing
Ravynn: LOL
TheDevil_Risen: GET SLAIN
TXC2: BODDIED!
NorthstarTex: o7
NimrodXIV: Uno exploded
Marc_IRL: you got wormed!
Juliamon: it was doing the worm
jessicaengle:

SymphonySolstice: BLAT
kainboa: Warden got hands!
Sarah_Serinde: this is wild and I love it
TheWriterAleph: puttin on the riiiiitz
TheAinMAP:

NorthstarTex: Fund this show for tour.
CeilingPanda: Hm I wonder what happend to the overlays which should be there
stippledotter: oooooh I enjoy the lights blinking
Bacon_Trail: have you tried dancing with it?
CeilingPanda: (Is it spectator shinanigans)
CeilingPanda: You need to reset
SymphonySolstice: maybe less grid will help
circusofkirkus: wow philistines
circusofkirkus: hating good art
NorthstarTex: yes!
CornerHard: hahaha
NorthstarTex: End the stream the right way
creasehearst: spawn timer at the top
TXC2: spawns what?
NimrodXIV: something's going to happen
CeilingPanda: @Sarah_Serinde It was clearly what you thought I concede
circusofkirkus: cool world
Diabore: just 1 i guess?
SymphonySolstice: success
NorthstarTex: gg?
Genie_M: That particular Enderman
TXC2: EDGE
Sarah_Serinde:
@CeilingPanda oh yeah I definitely nailed it, predicted all of that 
NorthstarTex: wut
kainboa: "how do you get out?" that's the fun thing, you don't!
ChroniclerC: You got the hole world in your hands.
SymphonySolstice:

Mangledpixel: normal world, normaaalll woorrrld, noooooormaaalll wooooooooorld!
SymphonySolstice: take 2
Genie_M: I'm loving the countdown
Marc_IRL: serge should be good at this part
TXC2:
the cursed TX noise aka me talking 
ChroniclerC: I bet this structure deletes a bunch of other stuff, so it left the litter as drops.
SymphonySolstice: let it cook
Sarah_Serinde:
okay, yeah I enjoy this 
Mangledpixel: is it a dance off? do you also need to dance?
TheDevil_Risen: its doing the worm!!!
SymphonySolstice: dance!!! dance!!!
circusofkirkus: that's uno's pet, James
NimrodXIV: more mobs?
CeilingPanda: Hm - might be time for fireworks lol
CeilingPanda: (It might have been lost in the many builds)
Arazien: Is dragon the only option?
Cptasparagus: this reminds me of the Little Red Riding Hood fight from WoW
Marc_IRL: @CeilingPanda y u no check your code! lazy mojang.
CeilingPanda: @Marc_IRL Yeah truely bad code
circusofkirkus: the warden retired champion
circusofkirkus: code probably needs a Rust rewrite anyways
CornerHard:
What do you mean, the April Fool's code is the most pristine, elegant code ever 
SymphonySolstice: roasted
TXC2:
bet the code isn't even commentated 
Diabore: once more with feeling?
TheDevil_Risen:
one more time with feeling 
TheDevil_Risen:
when you see the text try not to move too much 
SymphonySolstice: I appreciate warden dance party
CeilingPanda: I tried to get chat messaegs, but someday before we introduced safe chat
CeilingPanda: so it became hard to fake messages
CeilingPanda:
Again sorry
(lol)
Sarah_Serinde: It's an April Fool's update, it's fine
Sarah_Serinde: it's still silly and fun
NimrodXIV: perfect
CeilingPanda:
@Sarah_Serinde Don't worry I'm not that sorry about it
but I wish I had a day or so to polish
Sarah_Serinde:
understandable 
circusofkirkus: can you dual wield the axes?
TXC2: ominous
circusofkirkus: this is amazing
Marc_IRL: That kind of sounds like the spiral horn for the raids, but run through a bunch of filters
circusofkirkus: the curtain call!
Sarah_Serinde:
that's cute 
NimrodXIV: love it
TheDevil_Risen: GGGG
circusofkirkus: phenomenal boss fight
SymphonySolstice: Amazing
Genie_M: Wonderful
virgil82:

stippledotter: loveeeeee!
TheAinMAP:

IanAllenBird: beautiful
Mangledpixel:

NorthstarTex: encore!
TXC2: fantastic puzzle boss
Marc_IRL: Truly, the FFVI opera of our generation
CeilingPanda: (this is repeatable lol this is the new xp meta)
circusofkirkus: how does the warden do on ice
SymphonySolstice: 10/10
Diabore: its... down
Marc_IRL: Triggered by hearing KPIs outside of office hours
CeilingPanda: The warden drops ... 5 diamonds?
circusofkirkus: Craft O'Clock!
Genie_M: Please do, this is wonderful
CeilingPanda: IDK I have NOT implemented that one, maybe someone helped with it :^)
CeilingPanda: There isn't really a "compeltion" for it
CornerHard: Glad you guys enjoyed it!
lamina5432: have a gday
Marc_IRL: That was very fun to watch, thanks guys!
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah thanks to the Mojang folks chatting with us
CeilingPanda:
Thanks for the stream 
measureofhope: This was very silly, thankyou
Sarah_Serinde: James shush
Mangledpixel: ouch
ContingentCat: oh no I'm old
Marc_IRL: love the creeper symbols in it
CeilingPanda: Matrix? You mean math? /s
Barb4rian: My age, it hurts
TXC2:
damnit James, we were having a good day 
SymphonySolstice:
phenomenal work @ceilingpanda and your team 
CeilingPanda:

Marc_IRL: 1999???
virgil82: James Why?
24GMagic: That is me, I just thought it was cool XD
NDCazzy: My back hurts now
jamesinor: The matrix is older than me, HA!
IanAllenBird: people can watch movies from before they were born james
varmintx0: I'm aware I'm old, James.
CornerHard:

gualdhar: 1999 is multiple generations ago
Genie_M: I have the Matrix on VHS.....
Sarah_Serinde:
just save the world, easy 
Tevildo: !findquote matrix
LRRbot: Quote #5156: "I can definitely taste the conical matrix!" —Beej, as Bontan [2018-07-09]
brieandbacon: What's a matirz?
jamesinor: James, the Matrix is older than me
lamina5432: don't dig me into your pit
circusofkirkus: whoa whoa whoa I'm only 31
Cptasparagus: old together strong
NorthstarTex: its a math thing right?
Marc_IRL: 100% true
lamina5432: I'm a frexh 29
protojman: that's...why I'm here
measureofhope: My knees go click!
ContingentCat: lol I feel called out
vinewood_og: oww my back
Tevildo: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #6859: "I actually trust Beej." —James [2020-03-28]
Tevildo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: corn syrup from corn sugar from beets
Tevildo: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
Tevildo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
Narcuru: Pix doesnt fall down holes
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR is having a Warehouse Moving Sale! Almost everything is on DEEP discount! And we found a bunch of old stuff too! Look through EVERYTHING for deals! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
Tevildo: !advice
LRRbot: Be less on fire
Tevildo: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #6239: "I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could." —Beej [2019-07-27]
TXC2: Tevildo stop procing lrrbot
Tevildo: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #1702: "Thank you for hanging in there during Beej's speech." —Heather [2016-02-01]
Narcuru: they are for sale, not on sale
Barb4rian: @Narcuru Good ol' english.
Cptasparagus: are they also upside down?
ContingentCat: close enough
TheDevil_Risen: an island, and a continent
measureofhope: Yes it's a continent
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: 1000xRESIST) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (18m from now).
TXC2: !events
bryangamesb: Good evening, I'm Brazilian.
dutchmoose: It IS April fools day so who knows what Lets Nope is doing
SymphonySolstice: if the release is live, yeah
TXC2: hello bryangamesb welcome to the end of the stream, but stick around, we've got another one soon
ContingentCat: Ooo good bunch
TheDevil_Risen: Live
SymphonySolstice: subathon?
ContingentCat: it was live and something happened so sure
SymphonySolstice: I thought so
ContingentCat: it might be both
SymphonySolstice: oh maybe
Sarah_Serinde: Paul said Ian and Cameron I think
TXC2: all we can say is it happened
SymphonySolstice: Ian and Cam I think
vinewood_og: Ian and Cam on chill point with Paul
omnilord subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
omnilord: Thanks for the stream! This mod(?) has been fun to watch
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, omnilord! (Today's storm count: 25)
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
CeilingPanda:
Thanks for the stream have a good one 
SymphonySolstice: thanks james
ContingentCat:
Thanks James and all 
TXC2: bye
brieandbacon: G'byyyeeeeeee!!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
TXC2: goodnight everybody
dutchmoose: I REALLY need to do a load of laundry :
ExachixKitsune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: 1000xRESIST) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (9m from now).
SnackPak_: red to blue, chat
TheMerricat: For anyone joining early for Talking Sim... Just a heads up. 1000xResist is in this months Humble Choice Bundle!!!
Earthenone: !humble
Juliamon: humble killed affiliates awhile back
Earthenone: ahh, ohh well
TheMerricat: Not so much they killed it as they switched companies running it and did it in such a horrible way that most folk just stopped.
Juliamon: fine, "effectively killed"
Juliamon: I am not in the mood for pedantry today
TheMerricat: I only mention it because I know a lot of other folk are still trying to figure out how to get the money that was 'locked' in the previous company. Appearently IGN 'told' everyone via a single email that they needed to convert over and a lot of people either didn't get the email or didn't realize it till it was too late.
Earthenone: signal
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