Fanklok: !next
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hatboozeparty:
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH fanklok on the nose there
Fanklok: It's a skill I have
Earthenone: signal
BusTed: 🚌
Juliamon:
Fanklok: Oh good boner gel ad. Thanks Twitch
lochnessseammonster:
spo8n: who will win the door prize?
TomatoKigu: A+ music choice
hatboozeparty:
TomatoKigu:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm guessing letter C this week
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is very good music
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lochnessseammonster:
GasCityGaming: Lets go with the letter R
Fanklok: Definitely won't be F. I made a banger joke in Adam's chat today
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Thefluffiestguineapig: My cat doesn't understand why I'm dancing in my seat
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patrick_stonecrusher: 80s movie end montage music right here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher That might be how they start DB 25
patrick_stonecrusher: I could see it being in a Cheers style opening credits
zimmercj: @DideRobot Vraiment? On y va!
undecided44: Bonjour tout la monde! Ca va?
saucemaster5000: shoot I missed the startup -- can they start again?
Decaped: Intro and break music has a few weird songs in it now. expanded BGC discography. Talking Sim had one.
Juliamon: Not weird and not expanded BGC
Decaped: oh wasn't it? The singing was weird.
Juliamon: Bradley Rains' stuff is part of the rotation now
Decaped: ah yes.
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Juliamon: which includes that song, sung by Andy
frameshifty: Bonjour!
saucemaster5000: @undecided44 Ca va bien! Je souvais un bien matin
Orxolon: good evening everybodyyyy
Nigouki: sup nerds, hows the day of lies going for everyone?
kumatsu: French? In this economy?
KeytarCat: It's spoop time!
BusTed:
Nigouki: @kumatsu Quebec french
undecided44: @saucemaster5000 , a, c'est magnifique!
Fanklok: Let's have Adam give us a recap of what happened in this game last week
SnackPak_:
lamina5432: evening
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Jadaris: Le Ben
MilkInBags: bonjour
Earthenone: omolette du fromage? in this economy?!
dippedfeathers: ben in French? Bench
cidalfos: ca va Ben
ButButTheJesus: well, hi
patrick_stonecrusher: Pomme de terre
Sarah_Serinde: un petit peu
kimmibeans: Hola! Come esta?
BITs19_: omelete du fromage
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WiJohn: Earth potato
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kimmibeans: Wait, wrong language
betweenmyself: grab a brush and put a little makeup
Nigouki: one thing I remembered to learn in french class before fully abandoning it in 9th grade was "je ne parle pas francais"
SnackPak_: apple has had it too good for too long
BusTed: why aren't apples potato of the tree
saucemaster5000: terre is earth you english colonizers
Nebula662:
KeytarCat: Pomme de terre d'arbre?
MilkInBags: english is even sillier
lochnessseammonster: we're trying to understand french logic?
matthaus_c: I've raw dogged a potato before and I'd do it again
Kentosaurus: don't even get me started on counting the numbers 80 through 99 in french
kumatsu: potato is made to be buttered
undecided44: Je parle un peu de Francais, mais seulement ci vous parlerais trop lent.
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c cooked or uncooked?
kimmibeans: French was purposely made to be difficult so that the peasantry would have a hard time learning it (Fun Fact!)
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 uncooked, my partner gave me hell for it
zimmercj: Pomme originally meant 'fruit' so it's more like fruit of the earth
saucemaster5000: wait, do they think pomme de terre is not "apple of the earth"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @zimmercj Which is literally correcgt
saucemaster5000: They got it backwards
Kramburger: Jesus
lochnessseammonster:
vinewood_og: I'm loving it....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck off
Vonbane: McFallout
lochnessseammonster: damn...
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itira: evening gamers
Fanklok: I knew Mc D's was dog shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Twitch don't try to censor me from sending that
betweenmyself: they beed time to off-gas
KeytarCat: I should bake some potat
betweenmyself: *need time
NotCainNorAbel: Giant food production is wild
saucemaster5000: scalloped potatoes is at least top 2
RonaldMcDownload: potatoes were once thought to be poisonous
Earthenone: farmers have a good grift going "ohh i cant go outside for 6 days because... mcdonalds"
Fanklok: Scalloped potatoes are an abomination unto Nuggan
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itira: incorrect
SquareDotCube: potato chips
frameshifty: hash browns are pretty great
vinewood_og: Loaded potato skins
Gaelan_Maestro: garlic mashed with mushroom gravy
AnjaZeta: I hate that texture
Earthenone: !patreon
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wasn't trying to harass the streamer, I was commenting the abomination that is that policy
Earthenone: p for patreon
JessieImproved: best potato is chopped and slow pan cooked with oil and herbs
couchboyj: Hasbrown casserole
undecided44: Bah-ba bup bop baaah
itira: best potat is Fries
MilkInBags: time to shoot potatoman69
Juliamon: drumroll
saucemaster5000: Twice baked potatoes #1
Uzumaki15: My sister's hate mashed potatoes
lochnessseammonster:
i've been missing the fries since boycotting mcdonald's but that helps me miss them less 
Orxolon: uuufff that was close
Thefluffiestguineapig: You should keep a list
cobthegreat: Baked or twice baked
empyreon:
Nigouki: get your fries from some small local place that doesn't bother to peel them and changes the oil only before the health inspector comes by
Kramburger: P for Pmilkinbags
patrick_stonecrusher: Is my time at hand??
Mr_Horrible: so after 26 weeks of this bit do they just repeat
Sarah_Serinde:
definenull:
MilkInBags: @Kramburger i see you
hatboozeparty:
?
Candysniper015: can’t do potatoes at all. it’s a sensory issue. the starchy texture is a no go
lochnessseammonster: pew pew!
prince_infidel: Latkes are best no contest
Mr_Horrible: 934 messages is *not* a lot for a long-time viewer
far2muchsarcasm: Oh, should I sub before they shoot?
groulux: Hello everyone!
definenull: O7
empyreon: o7
MilkInBags: o7
itira: o7
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible If I got shot for it, you know they already got lazy
BusTed:
Kentosaurus: o7
Orxolon: 07
Kramburger: @milkinbags shhhh
Dog_of_Myth: o7
snowyowlly: o7
plundypops: poppin got popped?
circusofkirkus: the sacrificial lamb
Nebula662: O7
lochnessseammonster: o7
couchboyj: O7
Riandisa: o7
polyten: o7
LeokadiaBosko: o7
Kramburger: o7
patrick_stonecrusher: O7
slamaham: bye
Jigokuro:
Forlorgen: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Sarah_Serinde: that is still a lot of messages
ButButTheJesus:
far2muchsarcasm: o7
MilkInBags: i think i got like, 20 messages
Going_Medium: o7
lochnessseammonster: get shot lurkers
matthaus_c: did I miss a new tradition
Nigouki: baiting like absolute masters
definenull: Their blood will bless this stream
Mr_Horrible: "I've been silenced! I wasn't speaking before but at least I had the option!"
Nebula662: Rest in patreon
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags please milk.... c'mon.... at least 21
Mr_Horrible: you don't talk, dude
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam does it because he's drunk on power
Mr_Horrible: neither of you are chatters
Dog_of_Myth: interesting
drcthulu: what's the max value?
Mr_Horrible: Adam especially
RealGamerCow: Adam "Galactus" Savidan
kumatsu: Something
Nigouki: i probably got like 1,000 messages but like 300 of them are the !fart bot command
Sarah_Serinde: huh he does actually
Bengineering: Something
lochnessseammonster: but you talk not in the chat
Mr_Horrible: bro's got single-digit chats prob
matthaus_c: 934 messages deletes
Orxolon: 100% in timed out return response still right?
kumatsu: damn, Ben copying my excellent joke
saucemaster5000: I have typed random words into the chat log.... I've said some shit
MilkInBags: 100% bad messages
circusofkirkus: can we poll it
Kuhfeek: 123
lochnessseammonster:
empyreon:
Sarah_Serinde: btw chat Popnmamf has been following since 2014
lochnessseammonster: 1267
jetpixi: 394
Kramburger: Ben confirmed yapper
MegaDosX: Is Ben a chatty boy?
circusofkirkus: @Sarah_Serinde a real one
Thefluffiestguineapig: 500ish
itira: Adam is at 3
definenull: The boys have got some words
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
Earthenone: where do you see your own?
matthaus_c:
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde decade lurker, that's a real head right there
ThorSokar: 999+ is the top
Gaelan_Maestro: really?
ShaneLeeAtk: So many
Sarah_Serinde:
Adam is...definitely lower 
Fanklok: Adam doesn't watch this trash
Seabats: <message deleted>suck my nuts assholes
jetpixi: ha!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Almost never is my guess
matthaus_c: present them
ghyllnox: 3???
MilkInBags: ban this guy
Thefluffiestguineapig:
JessieImproved: quality
Mr_Horrible: Adam's like "This shit is cringe why would I talk"
Earthenone: need 3 more!
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan:
lochnessseammonster:
Kramburger: o7
Anubis169:
Mr_Horrible: obliterate this himbo
ghyllnox:
Jadaris: rekt
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wiganlass: saving my sub anniversary for the spoopy bois
Juliamon: It definitely does
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Nebula662: Damn one off my number
Mr_Horrible: timeout don't think so no
Juliamon: GUESS HOW I KNOW
matthaus_c: no one is above the law
BusTed:
Sarah_Serinde:
Mr_Horrible: oh right
Jigokuro:
Yes, joke bans un-mod so you have to re-set them after. Makes jokes more annoying 
Mr_Horrible: the Juliamon Incident
Sarah_Serinde: It's okay, Adam can have VIP like everyone else
MWGNZ:
SnackPak_: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
lochnessseammonster: heh heh heh
CrossXhunteR: this surely won't lead to any unfortunate consequences
Kramburger: o7
Earthenone: its ok its april fools, we can disarm them as a joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Fanklok: Timeout James like 2 hours into the stream
circusofkirkus: well it was a good last Let's Nope
SnackPak_: I'll miss G
raulghoulia: NOW you're drunk on power
Vonbane: drunk with power
itira:
niccus: does graham ever use his twitch account to chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'll Miss Let's Nope
RealGamerCow:
no one clip this or you're a snitch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus A lot
Mr_Horrible: "Let's pick uhhhh G. Don't think we've done G before."
kumatsu: in before they shoot Paul
Kramburger: Just a smidge
Sarah_Serinde:
excuse you Ben 
MilkInBags:
drcthulu:
TheMerricat:
@niccus on Brave New Faves 
Sarah_Serinde:
Wrong mod
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU DID
Kramburger: GUESS
zimmercj: What they don't know is Graham has a backup as Crack_LRR
saucemaster5000: This is like someone on cocaine drinking one beer and thinking they are drunk
Mr_Horrible: Ben can't even tell the mods apart, wow
Sarah_Serinde: poor Juliamon
Mr_Horrible: WOOOOOW
lochnessseammonster:
Fanklok: Once again Ben says the wrong name
Mr_Horrible: that was excellent
Juliamon: You got what you deserved
ButButTheJesus: wowwww not even getting the mods right
lochnessseammonster: freeedom
Kramburger: Sad little King of a sad little hill
Mr_Horrible: world first instance of streamer crashing out AFTER banning someone
Fanklok: What if you time out Paul?
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon still the best response. fucking going and cooking dinner. You are a legend
itira: yike
CrossXhunteR: how's the pollen on the island
Anubis169: oh noooooo, you get allergies this time of year?
Anubis169:
Jennie_Fuchsia:
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, pollen alert is in effect
MrSarkhan: Yeah it sucks
MilkInBags: but it's winter???????
drcthulu: The pollen is thick
The_Color_Twelve: Tree jizz just everywhere
wiganlass: wow yep the trees are screwing me too
Nigouki:
we still got absolutely fuck all greenery 
I miss it
ShaneLeeAtk: Had to dodge a green cloud this weekend
kumatsu: An Alarming Amount of Fucking is my Game of Thrones fanfic
Mr_Horrible: "today"
spethycakes: ohhhhh THAT'S why I have been feeling wrong this week
Fanklok: Today?
Vonbane:
at least you don't sound like you're underwater
saucemaster5000: has Ben considered not sniffing flowers?
MilkInBags: it snowed yesterday
MegaDosX: Ben you always say weird shit
Juliamon: it's April my dude
jetpixi: yay for the pollinators?
lochnessseammonster:
time for extra loopy let's nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok You time out the tech wizard at your own risk because if some shit breaks he can't remote fix it
Anubis169: it was 20c in UK today
matthaus_c: what's your excuse the rest of the year
Akaiatana: We had an ice storm in Ottawa this weekend
Mr_Horrible: bro we literally cheat the clocks to make that happen
Mr_Horrible: time is fake
lochnessseammonster: we're still getting ice storms
betweenmyself: Ben’s brain has slowly corroded from McDonald’s super delicious anti-brown potato spot pesticides
Heckhoundbolt: it was spring the 21st of March
undecided44: Yeaaaah, the world out there sure is the color of plant sex, even here in the mid-atlantic of the US.
Sarah_Serinde: It was bright and sunny all day today and I actually had time to go out and enjoy it
MilkInBags: ok mr half american
drcthulu: Victoria doesn't usually go below freezing
saucemaster5000: ok future U.S. annex
Earthenone: is there a Canuckxit i dont know about?
KWardJenx: Nasal steroid? I knew your nostrils looked swol!
Mr_Horrible: that just means Adam's money is stronger
lochnessseammonster:
my dad is moving to victoria and i get it
Lazzared: It's snowing right now
BusTed: all you have for milk is 'french'
zimmercj: If Québec leaves, can Canada annex Wisconsin?
MilkInBags: i mean i got bigger dirt on you but i respect you
Mr_Horrible: his dollar literally goes further
butt_ghost: who the hell is Victoria
Gaelan_Maestro: i live in manitoba
butt_ghost: and why is she so cold
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags how much for deets
Mr_Horrible: @zimmercj please do not take our Cheese Caves
itira:
it definitely snowed there because TQ was very 
about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
satyropodobny:
Why are they doxxing Milk again
BusTed: aww
lochnessseammonster: smart
drcthulu: I don't blame him
RealGamerCow: "F that noise" - Gus
Jennie_Fuchsia:
Nigouki: hell yeah indoor cat and not a bird murderer
Kramburger: People lose their minds here when the temperature hits single digits
Juliamon: haha our girl's like that too, she's like "NAH IM GOOD IN HERE"
Thefluffiestguineapig: And you started with fucking snow Ben?????
matthaus_c: Gus is just like me fr
Mr_Horrible: I always knew Gus and Adam were kindred spirits
Fanklok: All of my cats try desperately to get outside
MilkInBags: there's nothing in the banks anymore
jetpixi: it rains and the cats are like…naaah
butt_ghost: put the fockin cash in the bag bud
Mr_Horrible: "Brother EWWWWWW" both of them seeing snow
spo8n: it's easy you just won't get away
MilkInBags: like they keep usb keys of NFTs
SnackPak_: do I have to get away with it?
ghizmou: in an animal mask
Vonbane:
wonder why McD's doesn't sell a baked potato like Wendys
plundypops: but like getting away with it no way
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catcard: wheeeeeeeeeeeee
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Thefluffiestguineapig: My cats will go out on a leash to the balcony specifically to sunbathe
saucemaster5000: I could rob the ft. knox
spo8n: 13 minutes
Earthenone: bout 5 minutes
hatboozeparty: 5 seconds
Anubis169: Ben
jetpixi: 5 seconds
Faytheless: These are not hypothetical questions
MWGNZ:
lochnessseammonster: try? yes. succeed? no
kimmibeans: I went to the bathroom and now Ben is talking about robbing a bank. What happened?!
BusTed: 16 years and counting, says Ben
CrossXhunteR: just head north
Mr_Horrible: so approximately 20-ish years, then
Thefluffiestguineapig: None, I have so many prescriptions
drcthulu: fully off the grid
ghyllnox: Do it, sure. Get away with it? No
wiganlass: you’d have to go off the grid
drcthulu: but then you'd have to live in the states
Mr_Horrible: Do not come to the states
Scy_Anide: Go to Alaska
ButButTheJesus: maybe not now
Mr_Horrible: full stop
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not come here
NotCainNorAbel: might hurt the streaming job
Thefluffiestguineapig: The states suck ass
zimmercj: Ben, the states don't even want to get to the states
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vinewood_og: I'll call Ian's handler
drcthulu: I heard they've been stepping up border security
LadyAiluros: Stay in Canada
Wicker_Guide: normally. getting to the states would not help you much as far as avoiding law enforcement. these days...
patrick_stonecrusher: Out of the frying pan
spethycakes: nobody wants to come here and for good reason
ButButTheJesus: just to confirm, do NOT come here
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue you do not have the skills to get a job off the grid
Anubis169:
Stay on the Island
ghyllnox: I love how our "run away to Mexico" is " run away to the US"
Mr_Horrible: "A place with boats"
squ3e: It is pretty not laxed anymore since 'things'
kimmibeans: As much as I would love for y'all to come to NYC, maybe now is not the time to come visit
far2muchsarcasm: Can I sneak the other way?
Fanklok: Jump on a raft and float over to Funko's house
matthaus_c: top 3 LRR members that could pull off a bank robbery are Cori, Ian and Paul, in that order
RealGamerCow: I saw Road Quest, BC is like 99.99999999% forest and mountain. You could disappear there
Vonbane: you'd have to stay there indefinitely
kimmibeans: Things are crazy over here
Thefluffiestguineapig: You need the skills to get a job that doesn't require ID and won't put you on people's radar
ThorSokar: Stay in Canada unless you want to permanently relocate to an Ecuadorian Prison Camp
hatboozeparty: Its a plus
Kramburger: Ride a jetski into the sunset RE4 style
Akaiatana: Just play Raft. Much more fun
korvys: International waters is 370km offshore
drcthulu: what do you eat though?
korvys: That's a long way
Mr_Horrible: I'd rather drink piss than Dasani
Mr_Horrible: ngl
kumatsu: go hide out on one of the many tiny islands surrounding Vancouver Island
Taiggha: The very first words I hear when I tune in are "drink piss", glad to be here, guys
MilkInBags: you plug a tube in your ass, then you blow and huuuuuh
matthaus_c: Teleparty represent
Nigouki: astronauts drink reprocessed pee, are you saying you're better than an astronaut?
Anubis169: Red Dwarf - "The water's been through recyke so many times it's starting to taste like Dutch Lager"
vinewood_og: I feel like urine ir Dasani is the new Mt Dew or Crab Juice.
Earthenone: can james punch a tree down?
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has used a pickaxe he can't
TherapyforNarwhals: Alright just got here what's the recap of the podcast lol
Akaiatana: I can use a pickaxe. I was from a geology family.
Mr_Horrible: James swings the pickaxe once and it smash-cuts to an emergency room sign with a siren blaring
Thefluffiestguineapig: He would hurt himself
opponentxcomic: Do you guys think you’ll play repo again anytime soon I really enjoyed the last stream
NotCainNorAbel: pretty sure someone is getting a toe piercing
itira: Adam, have you ever used a pickaxe?
far2muchsarcasm: Using a pickaxe is actually not the hard
ThorSokar: Boats are like Fishtanks, expensive AF new, but gl ever selling them
catcard: could you mine. could you craft
Fanklok: A pickaxe is not hard to use, you hit things with the pointy bit
Heckhoundbolt: the better comparison is can James build a mine
saucemaster5000: try trepanning for gold
Juliamon: opponentxcomic Have you checked the !schedule?
Anubis169: They did Road Quest
far2muchsarcasm: I've used one before to break up some concrete
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Akaiatana I did a lot of archaeology and I can guarantee he cannot for real use a pickaxe
saucemaster5000: it was ferisar
DMGlol: they lived on the long road
Mr_Horrible: Adam you would not survive in Wraeclast
Wicker_Guide: I believe that Alex can probably make iron out of ore
Mr_Horrible: I'm sorry
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would believe Alex can survive
spo8n: @Thefluffiestguineapig this?
Decaped: They could easily get jobs in mining or oil if they really had to.
RealGamerCow: I dug a garden for my friends that live on a slate mountain, I had to learn how to use a pickaxe
Earthenone: yeah, it would be more fair to enter adam in an MMA event, based on his fighting game expertise
itira: i think chat is correct. Adam doesnt even go camping.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would believe Alex, Ian, Heather and Beej could survive on the lam
Vonbane: "glamping"
Scy_Anide: Where does "having allergies" rank as a survival skill?
matthaus_c: Ben's been in a fight
Powerhelm: is it bad that I’m double fisting content with this on my phone and Wheeler on my computer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam can't survive
saucemaster5000: that means adam has no fear
itira: quick chat more!
ThorSokar: duck and cover!
Taiggha: Who is LRR would last the least amount of time out in the wild?
plundypops: We can say it again so you can easily shoot someone if you want
saucemaster5000: uh.... donkey kong lore
itira: scatter!!
BusTed: Adam has a twitch chat memory like a steel trap
Mr_Horrible: @Powerhelm better than having subway surfers in the background, so fill your boots, champ
saucemaster5000: keep talking
zshunter: Naked and Afraid LRR edition
Juliamon: it's on the schedule, yes
Mr_Horrible: Repo goodge
Jennie_Fuchsia: 50 degrees F in Boston and we’ve got ice cream trucks out here
patrick_stonecrusher: "I just want to talk to them"
matthaus_c: we don't snitch on our own
definenull: Heck yea more repo
Earthenone: @zshunter ahh road quest season 2
Orxolon: more REPO!?yeeeaaaaahhhh
MilkInBags: you said it
Mr_Horrible: I'm going Grima Wormtongue Mode
saucemaster5000: matthaus said we won't snith
saucemaster5000: snitch
spo8n: I already tried to snitch and you ignored me
Thefluffiestguineapig: You take Remy camping, right?
matthaus_c: snith
kumatsu: I'm willing to snitch but I'm too lazy to go find it
MilkInBags: let's say Ferisar
Akaiatana: This is Fear the Spotlight, not A Machine For Pigs
Fanklok: Do you do real camping where you just bring some tools and nothing else?
I_Am_Clockwork: it was me! (it wasn’t me, I just got here)
Vonbane: i'll crack for $3.35 USD
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c any snithers???
korvys: Does he have his own little tent?
archon458: I figured. Ben has been pretty campy
satyropodobny: I am Spartacus!
BITs19_: where are you camping?
drcthulu: Glamping
rosesmcgee: glamping
Kramburger: Gatekeepers man
MrSarkhan: I should make plans to go camping again. It's been a while.
matthaus_c: snithes get stithes
MilkInBags:
camping your corpse in a game 
lochnessseammonster: you know, the miserable kind?
RealGamerCow: If there's no electrical outlets at the campsite, it's real camping
far2muchsarcasm: Car camping is the way to go
Mr_Horrible: @Akaiatana yeah I'm pretty sure this game has a gameplay element
circusofkirkus: if you're not filtering your own urine for drinking water, you're not real camping
Heckhoundbolt: just tools? what are you doing in the woods
GasCityGaming: People out here gatecamping
I_Am_Clockwork: real camping as opposed to candy camping
itira: camping involves sleeping outside case closed
Diabore: glamping is RV camping
Powerhelm: I camp in my backyard. it’s outside it counts.
kumatsu:
it's not real camping unless you get some emotional trauma from it 
Thefluffiestguineapig: And a fucking generator
BITs19_: last summer!
Fanklok: 20 years ago
schordash:
REAL camping is only a bow and arrow and bear trap 
itira: last summer
NotCainNorAbel: i live on the streets
MrSarkhan: Glamping to me means your taking an RV
saucemaster5000: camping on spawn amirite
CrossXhunteR: a long long time ago
Mr_Horrible: I have not camped in a damn long time
archon458: In the summer
plundypops: can I camp in my room?
ShaneLeeAtk: 1998
spo8n: I pitched a tent this morning?
CrossXhunteR: the teardrop ones
zimmercj: We use camping as an excuse to drink outside
I_Am_Clockwork: last camping I did was… ten years ago?
Thefluffiestguineapig: When I was homeless
Mr_Horrible: last time was probably at age, like, 12
WiJohn: Like an airstream?
Powerhelm: if you open all the windows in your house it’s like camping in my house.
I_Am_Clockwork: no longer than that
saucemaster5000: Ben confirmed 45-80
RealGamerCow: those are SO full of mice
MilkInBags:
@spo8n
Thefluffiestguineapig: So technically I was living in my car I guess?
undecided44: Car-camping is camping... if I wanted to go back-packing/trekking I'd have to be in better shape.
Dog_of_Myth: RIP Ben
rosesmcgee: Let people enjoy their outdoor recreation time as they see fit. Just don't burn down the woods.
kimmibeans: I have never been camping
Mr_Horrible: let's get you back to bed, Grampa
Earthenone: i thought adam was checking for greys tooo
hatboozeparty: THEY DO LOOK COOL
Nigouki: suspenders are god tier comfort
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suspenders are amazing
archon458: Hawt
Powerhelm: Only grandmas still use Facebook
Powerhelm: and Ben
Nigouki: true
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
Mr_Horrible: probably true, it still makes you a boomer
drcthulu: you're not wrong
saucemaster5000: damn it he 's right
RealGamerCow: I mean, Adam doesn't do that either
definenull: True
Akaiatana: Facebook is social media, though?
Powerhelm: Yeah
CrossXhunteR: doomscroll house listings
saucemaster5000: doomscrolling zillow is millenial facebook
archon458: I cry
korvys: I mean... yeah, but waking up and slamming your head into a wall is better than that, so it's a low bar (also I definitely do do it)
Taiggha: I keep my phone in a different room from my bed so I won't be tempted
Mr_Horrible: you gotta have 30-60 minutes of Roll Around And Look At Phone
saucemaster5000: @CrossXhunteR jinx
definenull: Adams duilt bifferent
Nigouki: i finally managed to quit twitter by checking for camera stuff for sale. I have a compulsion to scroll through something during and after breakfast
lochnessseammonster: rot for at least an hour
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Akaiatana He's basically doing hilarious Craig's list scrolling though
Powerhelm: I wake up and watch failarmy then tasting history while I drink my coffee
ButButTheJesus: I fight my brain which tells me I have too much to do... then I go pee
Dog_of_Myth: What I do when I wake up is Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
lochnessseammonster:
Wicker_Guide: *makes angry night owl noises*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Fanklok: I check discord for however long it takes to look at all the memes then get up and go to the gym/take the dog out depending on the day
CrossXhunteR: i used to get up at 5am for work, voluntarily
Mr_Horrible: a flight like that I just don't go to sleep
Jennie_Fuchsia: I like working later
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wake up so early whether I want to or not
zimmercj: I am nocturnal, I know not of what this 5 of am is
kimmibeans: My job surprisingly rarely starts before 10
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am the most morning of morning people
Earthenone: ben IS the traitor!
Thefluffiestguineapig: People HATE me
lochnessseammonster: if my plane is leaving at 5:30 i'm not sleeping the night before
I_Am_Clockwork: I am so envious of people who can decide to go to sleep and get up whenever they want
Sogheim: the worst job I had I had to get up at 3am six days a week. never again.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so cheerful at 6:00am
Jennie_Fuchsia: I like working later until I spend 6 weeks with shifts during Let’s Nope
saucemaster5000: I just get news from adam's fighting discord -- anyway how did the us election go?
Nigouki: check the various LRRfolk discords for whatever Beej shitposted overnight
kimmibeans: though that's likely because we're all neurodivergent academics and none of us want to do anything before 10
Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster big same. I'll just use my 1 superpower and sleep on the plane
Uzumaki15: My sleep schedule is so engrained that no matter when I go to bed, I'm always by like 7am
MilkInBags: do you say it's tomorrow only after sleeping or at midnight
I_Am_Clockwork: I USED to be able to do that, and then college gave me insomnia
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I sleep like shit
RealGamerCow: I see dawn almost every day. I hate it.
lamina5432: as a night owl being on the east coast means i wake up when most of lrr streams
itira: Must be nice Adam
Mr_Horrible: Adam lays down stock stiff and shouts "Sleep, please!" and is out like a light
CrossXhunteR: my sleep is poor, and i wake up early. it's a life
drcthulu: depends how ofter you do it
Powerhelm: My phone told me I should be dead from my sleep pattern. I put my phone to sleep.
drcthulu: often*
Kramburger: I do that, but the consequences are my 4 year old demanding breakfast and engagement at 6am
saucemaster5000: I'm trying SO hard to get to sleep early
ThorSokar: PoE2 update? Adam's here till 7am!
I_Am_Clockwork: I was infamous for being able to sleep anywhere. now I have to have my special mattress
itira: hahahaha
CrossXhunteR: damn, you are old
InconsiderateHat: I've figured out that taking too long to fall asleep is usually because I'm too hungry. Working on a solid bedtime snack routine now.
Mr_Horrible: you're not beating the boomer allegations like this, dude
saucemaster5000: gotta get the good deal
matthaus_c: never beating the allegations
MilkInBags:
doom scrolling at 6:17 am 
Earthenone: bens alarm goes off "markets are open"
MWGNZ:
CrossXhunteR: wake up at 5am to read the paper and sip your coffee?
Kentosaurus: severance is awesome
kimmibeans: Adam, do you find that your best sleep is either very little or double digits and anything in between leaves you super groggy?
Faytheless: You can watch cartoons and Severance, it's okay
Mr_Horrible: Adam Scott is practically a cartoon character tho
lochnessseammonster: severance was fun
saucemaster5000: I'll wathc severance eventualllyt
Nigouki: you'll get him back with the new Castlevania season
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow I enjoy that part, I hate the fact that I have night terrors that wake me up and am just told "exercise more, do better" when I walk and lift animals for 8 hours a day plus extra nonsense exercises
Powerhelm: gotta get the early marketplace checkouts while you goto the diner for breakfast with the retirees.
Fanklok: Waking up to check facebook marketplace is getting up before sunrise to get to the yardsale before everyone buys all the good stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE no reality television
undecided44: I used to be good on ~3 hrs a night, but I've been going down hill since 45.
dippedfeathers: I'm glad I live in a different time zone, because it means LRR streams are just starting when I wake up at noon.
MirrorDisco: severance is so good
CrossXhunteR: a show that doesnt fall into either category
Vonbane: too much thinking. just watch and enjoy
satyropodobny: there are cartoons in Severance, voiced by Keanu Reeve no less
Mr_Horrible: "Nicole I have no thoughts. Head empty." and then you rap on your head a few times for emphasis
CrossXhunteR: interrogate the show
Decaped: I stopped thinking after getting burned by Lost.
dutchmoose: Severance suffers from Lost syndrome
korvys: Did you ever watch Lost?
Blakemcm: head empty heart full
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they just want theories then just watch fictional stuff
Kramburger: Kids these days
MirrorDisco: Making theories is the fun part!
plundypops: eyes open, no thoughts
saucemaster5000: Ben is a cow in a field -- no fight or flight
MirrorDisco: 😂😂😂
niccus: i'm going to laugh if nicole never watched Lost
Uzumaki15: I'm in Nicole's camp here XD
far2muchsarcasm: No thoughts head empty
Vonbane:
does she get mad when she guesses wrong?
Orxolon: i like to theorize but only when i'm engaged
ghizmou: I mean... it's not much of a couple activity if all you do is watch
betweenmyself: All right Benjamin, episode’s over… Pull out a sheet of paper and a #3 pencil, POP QUIZ TIME
Fanklok: When we watch a show my wife looks up spoilers mid watching "for context" and gets fake offended when I don't let her tell me what anything means
Mr_Horrible: in all seriousness it is fine to be both engaged intellectually and disengaged intellectually from media
CrossXhunteR: you know how to read a story
Mr_Horrible: different stuff hits different
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon Exactly, when I love a show I will analyze it TO DEATH but if I'm bored one syllable answers
Earthenone:
the atlus game?
butt_ghost: m4m
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes,that
ButButTheJesus: its uhhhhh... capitalism
drcthulu: it's like a book club
dutchmoose: Book club
Mr_Horrible: just say "it's a metaphor for the alienation of modern life" and people will think you're a bigbrain
niccus: actual factual phyrexian oil, the mtg tv show didnt die in production
ButButTheJesus: its uh, patriarchy
Wicker_Guide: just remember: Everyone is Jesus in Purgatory dreaming about hidden traumas inflcted by their parents
MilkInBags: allergies
drcthulu: sometimes a tree is just a tree
lochnessseammonster: i didn't care about plot theories but was fun to talk about severance from like philosophy perspective
lamina5432: I'll only do that if I'm out of content
spo8n: a metaphor, for symbology
Mr_Horrible: "it means someone planted a tree therre"
NotCainNorAbel: the tree means they are camping
Vonbane:
i love reading, and i don't wanna talk about SHIT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Growth?
ButButTheJesus: its uh the curtains are blue
Earthenone: it means a seed was there a few years back
Blakemcm: media literacy is dead, and himbo's killed it
Orxolon: there were no wrong answers and still you failed XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Text Graham for film terms
Mr_Horrible: that's a teeth dryer right there
Earthenone: bring starship troopers into that class
Mr_Horrible:
that's a
SnackPak_: medium yikes there
Kramburger: It's literally a takedown of Thatcher
BusTed: gottem
Kramburger: FFS
prince_infidel: That society was literally fascist
30teracyte: i don't think that's necessarily a postmodernism thing, that just might be that professor
saucemaster5000: adam -- pee for poo dada
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that professor had ZERO idea who the author was
Nigouki: Alan Moore writing about the Thatcher government? Good points? Really?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bring in Killing Joke as your counter argument there
Kramburger: I bet they think the Imperium are the straight up good guys
betweenmyself: See they found a nifty looking tree during principle photography and figured having it in the background was cheaper than building a set, so…
Decaped: or Professor just wanted students to disagree with them.
Wicker_Guide: No, I think thats a professor dug a little too deep on "interesting and iconoclastic opinions"
saucemaster5000: like assassin's creed
plundypops: Maybe the apple was the friends we made along the way
SquareDotCube: they should try growing potatoes
Mr_Horrible: "Bro I told you I wasn't into this"
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CrossXhunteR: huh
NotCainNorAbel: where is this going?
BusTed: noooo
cartoon_creampuff: I would argue that an apple of the earth is a potato
Mr_Horrible: ayyy happy birthday jetpixi !
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
CrossXhunteR: brother pls
jetpixi: thanks @mr_horrible !
catcard: LMAO
plundypops: wut?
matthaus_c: bro
Mr_Horrible: "...what did you think was gonna happen, dude?"
Wicker_Guide: ah
jetpixi: I thought of you the other day when I saw a GIANT buzz ball @mr_horrible
BusTed: @jetpixi 🎂 🎂 🎂
Fanklok: Yo sick Metal Gear 2: Sons of the Patriots cosplay moment
Mr_Horrible: @jetpixi lmao, what a legacy
saucemaster5000: DAMN IT THE BATHROOM WAS FULL MAN, Sorry!
jetpixi: thanks @busted !
MilkInBags: ewwwwwwwwwww
catcard: sdklfjsldkg
dutchmoose: sick
BusTed: well, they tried
Juliamon: It's the thought that counts
Mr_Horrible: so a 30 dollar card for more piss
SnackPak_: so close
plundypops: $30 is $30
Earthenone: so piss for piss
dutchmoose: Donuts tho
Nigouki: $30 worth of double chocolate donuts
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least he tried
thatguysteve2709: He tried
MilkInBags: $30 of tim hortons is basically getting paid in piss
dippedfeathers: tim hortons is always a great punchline
RonaldMcDownload: olive branches make shit coffee too
Mr_Horrible: the BK Takeover was before that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely he walked down and apologized to your face
Mr_Horrible: so the Good Days were already over
thatguysteve2709: He did not have to do that at all
slamaham: writes down, bribe with doughnuts…
lochnessseammonster: it's a nice gesture
30teracyte: come in to the office and make it rain timbits
Mr_Horrible: Gym Horton's when
RealGamerCow: do those services to swap gift certificates between companies still exist?
Mr_Horrible: million dollar business idea
far2muchsarcasm: Well, you wouldn't want to go out of the way for piss
MyrddintheWizard: @jetpixi Happy Birthday! I saw that message!
Mr_Horrible: YOU'RE WELCOME, CANADA
korvys: Crapshot
jetpixi: thank you @myrddinthewizard !
CasualKing21: Carbo load?
Mr_Horrible: gotta do fucking everything around here
Fanklok: Protein coffee
TherapyforNarwhals: It's planet fitnes' free pizza day
butt_ghost: throwin apple fritters up when I'm done my pumps
ghizmou: lift that 12 box of donuts for 2 sets man
drcthulu: Push it to the limits montage
rosesmcgee: Coffee enema as a pre-workout. Don't have to taste it.
CrossXhunteR: write this down
Vonbane: "incentive"
Jennie_Fuchsia: Planet Fitness now w Gym Hortons
Thefluffiestguineapig: Planet Fitness has Bagel and Pizza Days
SnackPak_: there's a crossfit gym with an espresso bar in it here
BusTed: Beautiful
cidalfos: pre-workout Tim it’s
Mr_Horrible: "hydration is forbidden"
lochnessseammonster:
cidalfos: bits
plundypops: Electrolyte coffee
SquareDotCube: Does Jim Horton's exist in the Subwayverse
saucemaster5000: Boston creme you phebes
mulligan2six: Is gym hortons allowed in the Subwayverse?
ghizmou: not sour cream ?
Peter_Chordash: Impromptu Crapshoot
Fanklok: Odd way of pronouncing Boston Cream
Mr_Horrible: Cinnamon Sugar Cake all day er'day
GasCityGaming: Apple fritter
saucemaster5000: Damn
MyrddintheWizard: Agreed, @saucemaster5000
RealGamerCow: maple frosted
empyreon: Apple. Fritter.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends where they are from
TherapyforNarwhals:
I love Boston Cream
lamina5432: boston creams are the best
spo8n: I like strawberry
matthaus_c: sauce don't you cook for a living
Fanklok: Well fuck you too Ben
30teracyte: jelly donut >>>
saucemaster5000: S... so???
BITs19_: chocolate glazed
Mr_Horrible: no, Sauce can eat a boston creme without getting any on him
Forlorgen: Raspberry Jelly kills all
SnackPak_: the cheese pizza of donuts
Vonbane: Team Boston Creme
ThorSokar: I thought that was the mini powdered sugar donut?
Mr_Horrible: so he's at least an adult in that regard
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c I'ma get you for this
lochnessseammonster: but so yummy!
CrossXhunteR: like, jelly in general in all applications?
jetpixi: I always say let’s have some jelly in the mix
Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m a fierce defender of pizza night at PF because PF isn’t trying to get customers to choose between gym with or without pizza. their target market is trying to pick between pizza with or without gym
Forlorgen: A good shop always fills it right
butt_ghost: when the entire chocolate top of your donut sticks to the bag and comes off when you open it
30teracyte: its an indulgent treat, lean into the mess
far2muchsarcasm: Old fashioned donuts are my go too
SquareDotCube: I'm so-so on custard
Fanklok: Twitch straight up asked me if I wanted to send that last message
CrossXhunteR: does pb&j play in canada?
drcthulu: the only jelly I like is the fruit explosion muffin
dippedfeathers: Chocolate cake donuts?
lochnessseammonster: both are great
betweenmyself:
Ben will NEVER be ready for that jelly 
Nebula662: Much rather a muffin
skintbint: any kind of custard doughnut for me
Juliamon: I agree, powdered AND granulated sugar should be optional, not required
Mr_Horrible:
Adam don't do make me do this 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just take the sugar off the top, easy fix
ghizmou: some of their jelly taste like cough syrup
matthaus_c:
@saucemaster5000 looking forward to it bud 
spo8n: a pallet of granulated sugar is 2500lbs
Kentosaurus: A friend of mine invented the "Boston Cream Marathon", where you run to successive Tim Hortons locations and eat a donut at each
saucemaster5000:
@matthaus_c 
Earthenone: you dont like the suprise?
butt_ghost: "hey why'd you guys give me a left-handed donut?"
AnjaZeta: Damn, y'all need better doughnuts
30teracyte: do you have a take on cake vs yeast donuts?
spo8n:
I work at costco
dippedfeathers: I work at stevia
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Faulpyr: Powdered sugar and custard make the best donut
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Darleysam: My dad is John Sugar
Kramburger: You're FOUR MEN?>
Forlorgen: Ok that makes sense
rosesmcgee: you want good donuts, don't go to some chain
Mr_Horrible: my uncle works at sugar palette and he said the switch 2 is gonna be made of confectioner's sugar
AnjaZeta: Ah, gotcha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee ^^^^This though
drcthulu: There's some fancy donuts you can get
butt_ghost: some spot in Ottawa was doing a baja blast donut last time I was there
lochnessseammonster: tim hortons doughuts are fine
spo8n: yep
saucemaster5000: @30teracyte I have an opinion but it's unfortunately an "it depends"
JessieImproved: Tim Horton's is the Dunkin Donuts of Canada
thatguysteve2709: Amish doughnuts are the best
Aidankatz7: I’m so fuckin excited for let’s nope
ThorSokar: Tim Horton's being dogshit isn't exactly a hot-take anymore
CrossXhunteR: does Dunkin exist in canada?
betweenmyself: talking Donut of Last Resort donuts
Fanklok: it's 65$ a year
spo8n: I get 3 free ones for friends and family
Blakemcm: my membership pays for itself
RonaldMcDownload: 6 am I don't give a damn, I'll eat dunkin. need carbs not joy
Blakemcm: they cut you checks
Mr_Horrible: 65$ is peanuts
Fanklok: That's less than a WoW sub
30teracyte: @CrossXhunteR no
Mr_Horrible: you play WOW for fuck's sake
rosesmcgee: It's worth it and I barely shop there
drcthulu: If you get the executive you usually spend enough to get the cost back
NarishmaReborn: around here it pays itself just in gas costs
saucemaster5000: Costco is fucking worth it, stop buying amazon and go there
Mr_Horrible: ah, gold farmer
SquareDotCube: Where do cruellers rank
Kramburger: None pay, left gold
Mr_Horrible: true, I'm just hella out of the loop on WoW
DMGlol: bought so many free months of WoW during WoD
CaptinOfBeez: apple fritter?
BusTed: old fashioned?
far2muchsarcasm: Yes
Fanklok: I have never had a good crueller in my life
Fanklok: Always dry and sad
Kramburger: Cruellers Deville?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Glazed?
DaFhaye: Hello hello
JessieImproved: we have a local chain here in the Atlanta area called Da Vinci's Donuts that absolutely slaps
rosesmcgee: I am a plain cake dunked in coffee enjoyer
saucemaster5000: you all like old people donuts
Scy_Anide: Big fan of a cronut
dippedfeathers: Long John donuts?
MyrddintheWizard: Fritters are dope.
Aidankatz7: chocolate frosted
CrossXhunteR: the sugar glaze on the fritter just explodes
The_Timo: sour cream glazed also dece
Nebula662: Fresh old fashioned donuts are pretty damn good
drcthulu: it's the apple of consumerism
Aidankatz7: me like chocolate frosted
GasCityGaming: my brain goes to biggest donut for value, which is usually the fritter
Kramburger: Ben you're already a farmer
Mr_Horrible:
I just comfort myself with the knowledge that you're all wrong and enjoy my uncontested Cinnamon Sugar Cake 
NotCainNorAbel: 'oh, it's raining again'
Kramburger: A Gold Farmer
Robot_Bones: Easy money
MyrddintheWizard: Jolly Pirate Donuts, regional favorite.
lochnessseammonster: fritters are my least favourite doughnut
Jennie_Fuchsia: old fashioned donut is designed to accompany the coffee
spethycakes: I get my eggs in bags
CrossXhunteR: ive seen that
CrossXhunteR: it was nasty
itira: ickyy
SnackPak_:
JessieImproved: I get my eggs from my coop out back
ghizmou: we should do egg whites in bag
MilkInBags: dreadful
matthaus_c: that's psychopath behaviour
Aidankatz7: ewww
Mr_Horrible: do you still think egg whites are the shell, Ben?
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
butt_ghost: ben doesn't like yolks but he's out here tellin em all day
rosesmcgee: good protein I guess
Mr_Horrible:
RealGamerCow: There's a donut place near me that does "bullseye" donuts which are regular glazed donut but with a big wad of buttercream frosting in the middle. Instant diabetes
DaFhaye: I feel assaulted
CrossXhunteR: if you have protein needs, i guess
salamisuperstar: Isn't that what an egg cream is?
Fanklok: There's cocktails that use egg whties
MirrorDisco: yuck
Lady_hosk: That's why you shake the chocolate in
CrossXhunteR: also, mixing like crystal light drink powder into cottage cheese
Kramburger: I LOVE a whiskey sour
lochnessseammonster: if you whip it that's practically chocolate mousse
DaFhaye: It's really good
ghizmou: oh yeah, whiskey sour slaps
30teracyte: @salamisuperstar no an egg cream is like chocolate syrup, milk, and seltzer. no egg or cream
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like disgusting wrapped in potential salmonella
mrjujubeans: it’s the expensive bad version of an egg cream
Mr_Horrible: I get your skepticism but it's good
DaFhaye: Whiskey sour with egg white is really classy
spo8n: drinking raw eggs is easier than you think if you haven't done it
Mr_Horrible:
vodka + "driver's vodka" 
saucemaster5000: I'm a maker's mark manhattan man
mrjujubeans: vodka water is dangerous
CaptinOfBeez: rum + pineapple
jetpixi: soda or still?
aClonedPickle: lmao
MilkInBags:
itira:
WYM!
Saintnex: loool
Juliamon:
Blakemcm: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE OMG
CrossXhunteR: getting twisted over there
vinewood_og: Oh boy
saucemaster5000: awwwww pumpkin
RealGamerCow: I saw hard Arizona Iced Tea the other day.
salamisuperstar: @30teracyte Oh right. There's no actual egg in it
ghizmou: white claw is literally vodka and water
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
Aidankatz7: add
lochnessseammonster:
Fanklok: Damn Nicole and Adam are like twins
Aidankatz7: XD
Mr_Horrible: Nicole discovered boozy seltzer mixed with cough syrup
Mr_Horrible: (white claw honks)
Darleysam: holds up a skateboard "yo, check out this new thing!"
Blakemcm: smoke the whole pack
thatguysteve2709: Made the same noise as put put
LostThePirate: Not a fan of seltzer...
Mr_Horrible: "you're not allowed back in until that whole case is empty"
Blakemcm: just stone cold them and half goes on your shirt
ThorSokar: one sitting, NO BREAKS!
Vonbane: keg stands
MyrddintheWizard: Alcholic Seltzer baffles me.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible (I... I started drinking "truly" recently on nights I don't want a glass of wine... it's... it's just whiteclaw...I'm so over)
CrossXhunteR: has adam played Edward 40 Hands?
Serivus: I did a keg stand on a root beer barrel for shits and giggles once
MyrddintheWizard: Root Beer Keg Stand, that's the tech,
ghizmou: on a quiet friday night, just chugging your keg
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 honestly they taste better than whiteclaw even if they're pretty far from my first choice
Darleysam: and that time when there was only one set of prints? That's when Jesus held me for the kegstand
jetpixi: oh that was a good story
Earthenone:
was it your 40th?
jetpixi: here it is!
RealGamerCow: Doesn't Graham or Adam have a great story about that party?
Aidankatz7: Adam can you bench your weight?
RealGamerCow: I mean Graham or James
Mr_Horrible: my go-to for seltzers these days tends to be San Juan
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's mean
betweenmyself:
solo keg stand is the sign of an atrocious alcoholic with amazing core strength 
MilkInBags: was it the party with the eastern european guy
Blakemcm: what 40 brands yall have up there?
definenull: 'have fun'
Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess no dietary restrictions there huh
Mr_Horrible: but most of what I keep at home now is Long Drink since I discovered that
Mr_Horrible: shit's kino
TheAwkes: When I was an irresponsibly drinking youth I used to just down a 12oz glass of beer in one swallow at the bar, then take a second to sip on for a while.
CrossXhunteR: that might be too many 40s
saucemaster5000: Once was in a game of ed. 40 hands, Took a hit of salvia from a friend.... came to 10 minutes later and both bottles were empty. It was an "uh-oh....." night.
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible:
classic gifted kid scenario: rewarded with more work
Fanklok: That's over a gallon of malt liquor
jetpixi: fantastic
Blakemcm: just put me in the shower and unzip me bud
MilkInBags: brotherhood
Thefluffiestguineapig: The primal barrens of fuck-all else to do
SnackPak_: Benjamin...
jetpixi: career lol
dutchmoose: Career
ghizmou: neck propped up, aka broken
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Mr_Horrible: and he wonders why 1 ear doesn't work
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes you have
spo8n: story time!
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible:
catcard: gottem
korvys: What's the weirdest thing you've used as a blanket? I once slept on a couch, under the cushions
matthaus_c:
Fanklok: This the cheese story?
catcard: @Mr_Horrible you made strimmer laugh, how does it feel to win so often
Juliamon: it sure is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Yup, under the blanket
RealGamerCow: THIS is the story
jetpixi: amazing time
LostThePirate: Pretty sure I've heard James tell his side of this story before, haha
CrossXhunteR: dad came in
Mr_Horrible: @catcard it's how I cope with the world, gotta introduce giggles into the environment
MilkInBags: your friend was a fruit?!\
Thefluffiestguineapig: This makes me cry laughing every time
saucemaster5000: adam and a lvl 1 goblin
Mr_Horrible: incredible
jetpixi: “yea dad”
Mr_Horrible: "How are you making a perfect Minecraft eating noise? Especially since that game doesn't exist yet?"
catcard: holy fuck my face hurts from smiling
Fanklok: Eating a block of cheese while drunk sounds like a disaster waiting to happen
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a crapshot and the ending is just James SCREAMING
saucemaster5000: we had a basement with a ping pong table
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LostThePirate: Yeaaaah, loved that movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok It sounds like you cleaning the bathroom for the next week
CrossXhunteR: i wonder how cold a basement gets when it's that cold outside
rosesmcgee: No service
jetpixi: oh noooo
Vonbane: no shoes no service
SnackPak_: flawless logic
Wicker_Guide:
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Alberta
kumatsu: you take the wheels off the cart and sled it
Mr_Horrible: the power of Canadian Engineering
drcthulu: That's drunk logic
lochnessseammonster:
undecided44: I seem to have under-lived my teens/early 20s... I have zero stories anywhere near these experiences.
NotCainNorAbel: dog
MilkInBags: eww video games
CrossXhunteR: good podcast episode
BITs19_: aaaaaaand 45 minutes
butt_ghost: This is a great podcast
Earthenone: !patreon
TherapyforNarwhals: I'd subscribe to this podcast
Earthenone: !sale
definenull: Good podcast
Fanklok: Whoa whoa whoa we still have 15 minutes of podcast left
Juliamon: !sale
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jetpixi: the savings!
Juliamon: One more day
dippedfeathers: til april 2nd
Serivus: someone said sale ends on 4/2
Juliamon: it has a banner right on the site
kumatsu: my sale merch got here while I was out of town for work, I have acquired more Road Quest long-sleeve
Thefluffiestguineapig: I contributed!
Mr_Horrible:
deeeeeep discount 
MyrddintheWizard: *sings* ONE DAY MORE!
kumatsu: Last Call, engage in commerce
Mr_Horrible:
all the roadquest shirts in my size were donezo by the time I checked 
LostThePirate:
I went to buy a shirt, and while I was looking at another shirt to get my spouse, someone else bought the shirt and it was the last one in my size
MilkInBags: tomorrow they torch the warehouse
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the RQ shirt is super comfy
dippedfeathers: I got qwerpline shirt, and the It's magic and Commodore Hustle DVDs.
couchboyj:
DaFhaye: Sucks to suck youtube
Wicker_Guide: Super Earth
itira:
TherapyforNarwhals: Who's your super sub? reminder to say you love them.
MilkInBags: how dare you
dutchmoose: uh oh stinky
DaFhaye: I just showered
Mr_Horrible: I mean I don't smell of roses, but I'm fine at the moment
saucemaster5000: that's my nose!
drcthulu: I just showered
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am steemk
Jennie_Fuchsia: my actors did a speed-through of our play and I wore my Good Enough to Play at 1X Speed shirt
Dog_of_Myth: Ben....
DaFhaye: You don't watch things in the shower
Mr_Horrible: I'll listen to a podcast, but no videos
Fanklok: I'm with Ben on this
BusTed: Unless...
Juliamon: I SHOWER in the shower
MilkInBags: ben you're addicted
catcard: I listen to streams in the shower
DaFhaye: But it's so nice
hatboozeparty: Top of what!?
circusofkirkus: Ben share your screen time
mrjujubeans: “videos”
Thefluffiestguineapig: On top of what???
Vonbane:
you're a weird guy, Ben
dutchmoose: I blast music on my phone in the shower
lochnessseammonster: i watch in the bath
far2muchsarcasm: I more listen to my phone on the counter
saucemaster5000: ben is gonna get final desintation'd
DaFhaye: Always raw dog in the shower
InconsiderateHat: Don't you take like 2 minute showers?
Fanklok: Water resistant down to like 40 feet submerged
Kramburger:
I LITERALLY just showered, but TBF, I hadn't showered in a few days 
CrossXhunteR: i occasionally put my ipad on the toilet tank, next to the shower. can't see shit because i don't have glasses on
patrick_stonecrusher: Get a ziplock
BITs19_: showering is one of the few times that I don't need to have something going on
ghyllnox: If I'm showering I 100% have a stream on
catcard: BEN I UNDERSTAND YOU.
MilkInBags: doom scrolling facebook at 6 am to then go watch cartoons in the shower
Saintnex: Bens terminally online lol
lamina5432: I'm with ben
LostThePirate: Chronically online Ben
circusofkirkus: He's shooting for the screen time high score
HiCallMeRusty: I put mine in a bag and watch youtube videos in the shower
lochnessseammonster: ben is not wrong
ThorSokar: how many levels of adhd are you on my dude?
Morrigan9: gosh darn zoomers
GasCityGaming: I'll have a video going to listen to, but not bring my phone in the shower
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible:
So talk to yourself in the shower like everyone else does
MegaDosX:
Touch grass, Benjamin
NotCainNorAbel: new post on facebook market place at anytime
Fanklok: Ben is correct and not wrong
ButButTheJesus: ♪ the wifi's keeping me alive... This Synthetic Life! ♪
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also have ADHD like that, I have podcasts
vinewood_og: If the content stops, the nightmares begin
PixelsAtDawnGaming: People don't watch videos in the shower?
Faytheless: I stick a stream or a long video on but I don't take it into the shower with me, lol
DaFhaye: Also music in shower is nice
Tangsm: You can't just leave Ben alone with his thoughts for the duration of a shower
Wicker_Guide: this is what podcasts are for Ben
MirrorDisco: yes! adhd superpowers !
CrossXhunteR: it's just around
MilkInBags: not addicted, just interested!
RealGamerCow: why does Adam think naked ben walks like a toddler
MolaMolaphant: it's a big thing in Korea iirc, so Samsung has waterproofed phones to shower standards for a long time, now
Mr_Horrible: bro has subway surfers on in the shower, it's so over
jetpixi: why does Ben walk like a toddler
matthaus_c: that's ipad baby behaviour brother
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben doesn't drop the soap he drops the soaps
saucemaster5000: alright fess up -- who watches lrr on the toilet?
MirrorDisco: then I stop hyper fixating and get to the last 3 episodes and I don’t ever finish the series until months later 😂♥️
tr3ewitch88: ADHD! I'VE BEEN SUMMONED!
Orxolon: uh!piece of candy
MilkInBags:
he's deaf from one ear, no balance
jetpixi: you did it! Lol
kumatsu: see Ben toddle
CrossXhunteR: @MirrorDisco hell yeah
ButButTheJesus: also woo I just won my first Gold stake on Balatro, thanks for the podcast
circusofkirkus: do you scrub between your toes
Mr_Horrible: my hair is too long for that kinda speedrun
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 I'm not gonna say I /haven't/ done it
Juliamon: the less time you spend in the shower, the less you should fucking need your phone for it!!
catcard: dissociating
Blakemcm: scrubbin and jorking it
far2muchsarcasm: Adam, I regret to inform you that your stream often keeps me company while I'm getting ready in the morning
CrossXhunteR: im glad i don't have long hair anymore. made the shower so long
SnackPak_: mostly just stand there
ThorSokar: trying to relax
rosesmcgee: Thinking about various regrets
Orxolon: I'm enjoying
MilkInBags: jorking it
CaptinOfBeez: reviewing all my past mistakes
Fanklok: You just hang out in there. It's nice
Mr_Horrible: we're enjoying the ambience, Benjamin
The_Timo: I mean I know I need a long one when I'm processing shit lol
Vonbane: some people actually have to shave and stuff
prince_infidel: Long showers are nice
ghizmou: singing
Tangsm: Grappling with existential dread under hot water
Thefluffiestguineapig: I spend longer because I have to do the psoriasis soap, the 10 minutes for that to set for the rest of the shower
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
spethycakes: if I'm really gonna do hair care, I need at least a half hour
Omthebox: I'm shaving my head and applying various medicinal soaps. I take longer showers
lochnessseammonster: my ex used to just sit in the steam
Wicker_Guide: I can sort of understand long-haired people who spend time showering
Taiggha: y'all don't dissociate for 15-20 minutes in the shower??
Kramburger: Thinking and getting away from the kids
DaFhaye: Turn it up real hot and just stand there
jetpixi: reviewing my life under the hottest possible water
Thefluffiestguineapig: Falling asleep?
I_Am_Clockwork: …thinking
DaFhaye: It's nice
Heckhoundbolt: that is how people drown
InconsiderateHat: And I can't figure out how to have a short shower, but I wish I could
CrossXhunteR: i shave then i shower
gualdhar: Wiggins still falls asleep in the shower
HiCallMeRusty: same
spo8n: you enjoy the water?
I_Am_Clockwork: >.>
Sogheim: I did not know the deep Wiggins lore
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Fanklok: I shave around my mohawk in the shower
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also enjoy the water
catcard: shaving legs is horrible
I_Am_Clockwork: <.<
arkham1981: i just disasociate for a while
Dog_of_Myth: Shower time is time to reflect on my poor life choices.
far2muchsarcasm: Yeah don't do that
Faytheless: "I don't shave in the shower, that sounds dangerous" - Ben, who watches videos in the shower on other electronic devices
cartoon_creampuff: Long shower person here, I just enjoy the feeling of hot water on my skin.
itira:
I also hate that feeling Ben
RealGamerCow: oh my god, that gives me the willies just thinking about that feelign
CrossXhunteR: @Faytheless he's not watching videos on his toaster
Arnye1984: I shave my head in the tub
catcard: based ben
butt_ghost: ben said bush rights
patrick_stonecrusher: 100%
JessieImproved: I quit shaving a loooong time ago and never looked back
ghizmou: a handheld mirror is safe to bring in the water
Serivus: I have the same argument about people that take a long time on the toilet. You can sit and stare at your phone anywhere, why do it where you are smelling poo?
Faytheless: @CrossXhunteR I hope he's not shaving with one, either
Lady_hosk: Shower mirrors are much safer than shower phones
tr3ewitch88: If you're a lady who shaves everywhere... you definitely want to do most of it in the shower. To prevent razor burn
DaFhaye: @butt_ghost Bush rights over bush light
CrossXhunteR: like spreading ointment into a shag rug
MilkInBags: that's a Big Tattoo lie
Thefluffiestguineapig: I shave parts of my head, the only parts of my head I don't shave in the shower are where I have significant scars and I need to see so I don't catch the razor
Dog_of_Myth:
DaFhaye: But you could also use your phone as a mirror
Jigokuro: 'shaving your tattoos' is not something I'd ever once thought of, but makes a lot of sense...
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have no ledge
ghizmou: water "resistant"
BusTed:
MacbethSeemsSus: Next week: So I need a new phone
drcthulu: It'
saucemaster5000: Ben has officially killed shower sex
Omthebox: Rotation these nuts
drcthulu: s the feral experience
Mr_Horrible: balls gotta be fresh for top dps, Adam
ButButTheJesus: efficiency!
MilkInBags: "I wash my taint to your videos"
Kramburger: OMFG, I just made an electric torch wand in Noita and then jumped in water... not my best idea
Vonbane: hey guess what lol
Morrigan9: this is basically was tubi was right? lol
CrossXhunteR: we had 2nd screen content. now we have shower screen content
DaFhaye: Okay now you are lying. Feral doesn't have a rotation
Nigouki: don't just wash 'em, check 'em too
Dog_of_Myth: Perfect Manscape ad placement
matthaus_c: really it's the next logical step from eating while watching
Aidankatz7: you guys are so funny
Heckhoundbolt: can you get angry in the comments in the shower
tr3ewitch88: What's that Anish stream that nobody has filled?
itira: LOL
Serivus: so how many people do you think are washing their balls while watching this?
CrossXhunteR: @matthaus_c time to start eating in the shower
Omthebox: That was the line huh
DaFhaye: Sir
drcthulu: Feral is usually one of the most difficult rotations
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible: nooooo we almost made it to 60 minutes!
Jigokuro: Actually that reminds me of a meme from the bengineering discord a few days ago...
brokenwagonwheel: SNAPSHOTTING SNAPSHOTTING SNAPSHOTTING
saucemaster5000: awww we almost made it an hr...
Fanklok: I believe the Druid rotation is "JOHN FUCKING MADDEN"
Vonbane: Let's NOPE - content to wash your nuts to
matthaus_c: @CrossXhunteR yo holy shit that's so smart
Nigouki: oh right, this game
Fanklok: Adam can you give us a recap?
DaFhaye: I play enhancement shaman
Critterbot: Finally...
tr3ewitch88: What I'm hearing. Is that a special group of people need to start making shower podcasts.
Mr_Horrible: yeah all 5 of those people
Orxolon: 53 is this a new record?
RealGamerCow: right, yuri horror game
DaFhaye: HAHAHA
ContingentCat: are any of us ok really?
Mr_Horrible: he moves his office every 3 months to avoid them
Jigokuro: Are links allowed? I've kind of just been assuming no.
Morrigan9: feral dev is on the severed floor
DaFhaye: You know that seems really accurate.
MilkInBags: feral druids were created by the dude that stole breast milk from the fridge at blizzard
Sid_hartha: oh is this the one with the lesbians?!
Juliamon: Links are allowed if they're not megalong (ie discord) and you say what it is
MacbethSeemsSus: "we tried to lure Randy out with berries and donuts. No success"
matthaus_c: 53 is the new shortest
CrossXhunteR: actual yuri, or yuri undertones?
Scy_Anide: So the feral druid dev went feral?
Mr_Horrible: spamming little shit
DaFhaye: And the Shadow Priest dev hates the class just as much everyone that mains it
saucemaster5000: legend of MIDna
Mr_Horrible: HYUP HYAH shut up, get outta here
Kramburger: Putt-putt time!
Mr_Horrible: autosave bamboozle, maybe?
RonaldMcDownload: need more face to face
butt_ghost: I mean we're already 50 mins in I'm sure we can stretch shower talk for snother 3 hours
saucemaster5000: every time putt putt is mentioned, another putt putt dies
MilkInBags: let's talk for 45 more minutes
lochnessseammonster:
just more podcast after
TherapyforNarwhals: Not it!
Nebula662: I va
MilkInBags: some of them accept their fate
Mr_Horrible: Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" voice
saucemaster5000: shoot milk
Saintnex: SO ruud
matthaus_c: you wouldn't
CrossXhunteR: oh, i see the spotlight that we are meant to fear
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 what the fuck
DMGlol:
far2muchsarcasm: Run!
SnackPak_: chat solidarity
drcthulu: Graham's catching so many strays
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh yeah by the way, that person has been following longer than either Adam or Ben
Going_Medium: You can't make my talk.
Nebula662: I volunteer as tribute
Saintnex: Adam is a tyrant!
I_Am_Clockwork: 07
Kramburger: The time out will continue until the lurkers engage
Saintnex: o7
MilkInBags: oh yeah get nicole
Captain_Panic316: I dont want to go....I feel weird Mr. Stark
saucemaster5000: oh noooo
betweenmyself: someday someone’s gonna stumble upon Ben’s phone, open youtube and find his balls scrubbing playlist
MilkInBags:
sauce is speaking ill of me
saucemaster5000: just shoot milk. c'mon. as a joke
Heckhoundbolt: This is DougDoug levels of chat bullying
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags heed not the words of the rabble
kumatsu: Mythic plus
Despoiler98: tells us to shutup
Omthebox:
matthaus_c: fearless leader
circusofkirkus: well you haven't held a vote in years
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags: you played Tyranny
Kramburger: Adam is a giant dinosaur?
SkylerRingtail: Bark?
lochnessseammonster:
Fanklok: Can love bloom on the battlefield?
tr3ewitch88: ADAM!
Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger no he's the end boss of RE1
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible ooo, you are next on the list tonight
Saintnex:
Sorry, Adam is a tyrant AND a coward, better?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh absolutely, it's a miracle I haven't been airholed yet
itira: @Kramburger correction. Adam is a toy dinosaur named Rex
Mr_Horrible: that's about the long and short of it, from what I recall
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you misunderstand. what makes you think I'll get you tonight?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, I did have a question for people, I had an extended serious of bronchitis and now when I laugh really hard I go into coughing fits, none of the doctors seem to think this is an issue and I'm just making it up. Anyone have anything similar ever happen?
tr3ewitch88: you get out of those lesbians.
betweenmyself:
Adam’s only tyrannical tendency is his difficulty standing up if he gets knocked on his side, sue to his tiny arms 
ContingentCat:
Rootpotato: wait are you telling me this game is gay
betweenmyself: *due to
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also possible trigger warning because I think IIRC the stalker might have been the teacher
Fanklok: Prove it
circusofkirkus: if you say so
jetpixi: idk. seems related to me. where is your health care located? @thefluffiestguineapig
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh so you're a "I'll jot this down on the to-do list" and then 17 weeks later you finally look at the to-do list
TherapyforNarwhals: Yes Adam you're a big boy
Vonbane: gorilla arms and hams for hands
CrossXhunteR: like a swole t-rex?
Fanklok: Ok tinay arms
Kramburger: If you had big arms you wouldn't need to keep saying it
circusofkirkus: camera trickery
Mr_Horrible: damn, bro's huge
Nebula662: Beeg meaty claws
Kramburger: Looks pretty small on my monitor
MegaDosX: Forced perspective, surely
lochnessseammonster:
ContingentCat:
MacbethSeemsSus: Sad part is trying to do edward fortyhands with dinosaur arms
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig When you've had a respiratory illness it can take a long time for your lungs to fully return to normal, is what I was told when I had the same issue for months post-Covid
Blakemcm: ol big arm adam
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible people think this... but folks keep bringing up fucking bits in VC I don't remember... my bits are in one ear, out the other
Mr_Horrible: methinks the sir doth bigarm too much
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jetpixi Ohio, but I am on Medicaid so it's paid for. Issue is I have a bunch of health conditions so people tend to discount me
Vonbane: man cave
Kramburger: Never shuts up about arm day
matthaus_c: I want a cup of that guy's arms
Fanklok: Adam really only ever brings up his yaoi hands
MirrorDisco: if I had those arms - I would show them off too!
satyropodobny: now what do weo with the bones of the bourgeois? Simplpe we put them in the broth, now you gothe stew going
CrossXhunteR: ben made me remember that the Darkest Dungeon narrator passed not that long ago
matthaus_c: pushups are goated tho
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 possessed by the Spirit of Shitposting, I can respect it
Hallontagg: Adam 'T-rex' Savidan
comrade_cards: Amen, arm day is the worst
Kramburger: Adam skips arms day confirmed
hackingducks: video feed of the dressing room... unethical.
NotCainNorAbel: I do question people that like arm day; like why?
jetpixi: ah I see. one of those advocate for yourself or ask someone else to do it situations I think @thefluffiestguineapig
Fanklok: But I like doing upper body
Mr_Horrible: arm day is apparently the true horror content
Kramburger: Adam's not Bicepual
RealGamerCow: I don't understand what makes one gym day different from others.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ok, so a year would be normal? Because I don't trust the allergist any more because they said I should get rid of my cats
MegaDosX: If you don't like doing it then it makes sense your arms are so small
CrossXhunteR: this school is weird
jetpixi: I like bench presses. if I could do just those forever I’d be happy
MacbethSeemsSus: Going for the reverse popeye
tr3ewitch88: I skip every day at the gym. Because I don't like people to watch me flop around cause I'm disorganized.
DaFhaye: No for real arm day is just boring
hatboozeparty: i thought most people hated leg day
drcthulu: maybe it's just they hate leg day
DaFhaye: I love leg day the most
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jetpixi Ok, I'll try again, thanks
Fanklok: Fun?
DaFhaye: Exactly
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig My mom still has lung issues from over a year ago
Omthebox: It doesn't feel very fun afterwards
NotCainNorAbel: leg day also feels like you did something
kumatsu: I don't gym, I just did cross country. Leg day only
DaFhaye: Absolutely
saucemaster5000: I love egg day!
Mr_Horrible: it's the most adversarial starting out, yeah, cuz you have the "oh god I can't walk" afterwards
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Fanklok: Psychopath behavior
CrossXhunteR: did this person in the play also have asthma?
jetpixi: my knees like to snap, crackle, pop.
Kramburger: Back squats ftw
DaFhaye: Also back you just feel so good after
Mr_Horrible: but once you get past that
itira: @saucemaster5000 same tho
Juliamon: she's seen pulmonologists and everything, they just gave her rx cough suppressants
comrade_cards: Back day feels powerful
Mr_Horrible:
that was yesterday
MWGNZ: bicep curls aint gonna make me run faster
tr3ewitch88: I love back workouts but my back doesn't
jetpixi: back and chest is good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ok, thanks for the context, I've realized I trust the hivemind of LRRchat more than some of the medical providers who just want me to leave which is sad. The long term ones are different
brokenwagonwheel: Bionic trousers paid off by big leg day
butt_ghost: every day is egg day (i'm not out let)
saucemaster5000: @itira I'm working on doing a good omurice rn... hardest fucking egg dish I've learned of.
betweenmyself:
the best day at the gym is when you go in and they say “You can stop coming in, you have graduated exercise. Congratulations.” …. That’s a thing, right?
archon458: Happy Trans Tuesday!
CrossXhunteR: did it have a singular jail cell?
jetpixi: ooooo!
Mr_Horrible: you didn't have the Subterranean School Jail?
mtgnorthman: Live. Love. Leg day
Kramburger: We had a bunker Mother, from Army
MacbethSeemsSus: My elementary school repurposed the nuclear bunker into a planetarium.
far2muchsarcasm: Steam utility tunnels are often a thing in old schools too
tr3ewitch88: Well, you can't exactly smoke in the armory.
Fanklok: How many times has Adam learned about smokers field now?
Omthebox: Trash!
HadesLeprechaun: I worked at our college and there were tunnels that we used to transfer like big bins of garbage and food between different parts of the college
Omthebox: oh the necklace, that's cool I guess
kumatsu: nah my school was a converted mortuary that still had embalming table drains in the basement
Larkonus: Well, a gun is just a spicy pipe.
30teracyte: our school also had a smoke pit (aka the secluded back corner of the shopping centre across the street)
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu metal
MegaDosX: Yeah that's asking for an eye to be taken out
itira:
@saucemaster5000 
Juliamon: Blue Knees
couchboyj: BlueKnees
RhoxPaperScissors: we had guns made out of small pvc pipe that you blew mini marshmallows out like a blowgun
CrossXhunteR: is this fallout
JessieImproved: Mr. Blue Knees
spethycakes: Toonies, Loonies, and Blue Knees
Fanklok: Ben said Blueknees was his favorite
jetpixi: WTF are blue knees?
100viewbots: Another bop
ContingentCat: they didn't have the internet yet
dutchmoose: Listening to the US President blab
Blakemcm: laying on their tummies legs kicking up in the air
Fanklok: Listening to War of the Worlds
RealGamerCow: old time radio dramas were goated though
Rhynerd: i think i heard a version of that song played in Hunt: Showdown
NotCainNorAbel: you will be able to look at the radio in the shower
tr3ewitch88: I actually leveled music that some of it's like really out there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow True
30teracyte: soon everyone will be sitting *separately*
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I refuse to believe some radio from 1924 was loud enough for a whole family to llisten to
tr3ewitch88: Love*
RonaldMcDownload: We should bring back radio plays, no one pays attention to the screen anyway
comrade_cards: "in the future, we'll have PODCASTS"
brokenwagonwheel: Playing pokemon while watching TV, I was ahead of the curve
satyropodobny: the had eye contact back then
Mr_Horrible: "Behold, all the grass I have touched"
Zandivya:
Time to rock out 
Milleg2: in the future we'll have social media
betweenmyself:
well you *have* to stare attentively at the radio or you might miss something
thatguysteve2709: And then they get to play daycare and wish they could stare at that radio again
thatguysteve2709: Daymare
tr3ewitch88: * I actually love old music.Because some of it's really out there*
MacbethSeemsSus: "And now the latest tune from that young rapscallion Trent Reznor"
jetpixi: it’s wild right? they were not hella wholesome like we wanna think @tr3ewitch88
MegaDosX: Good lord
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon thankee
Larkonus: I'll bet that kid got bullied a lot on the playground after that.
saucemaster5000: my ocean's 11 has been exposed
Makrosian_Tay: As it should be
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the appropriate response
CrossXhunteR: fuck that noise
GasCityGaming: did you get the cards back?
lochnessseammonster: men scary
Blakemcm: dont you dare MR Blum! dont you put these spooks on us
ButButTheJesus: ♪ frea-ky ghost man ♪
Fanklok: Wow fuckin swanky ass prison
Fanklok: Separate bathroom
Mr_Horrible:
oh no, we might get scared 
Orxolon: *non motivated plain voice* oh nooooo
calculated_uncertainties:
100
GasCityGaming: a happy ending
CrossXhunteR: are you now a millionaire
Fanklok: 1st edition Shadowless Charizard
MegaDosX: Oof
Orxolon: auch
Blakemcm: same here ... same here
Heckhoundbolt: OOPS
Gaelan_Maestro: first pokemon rare card i got was a flareon,
NotCainNorAbel: it is because everyone threw them out that they are worth anything
brokenwagonwheel: We need to dump the pokemon for more beanie baby room
HadesLeprechaun: I wasn't even asked, they were just in the attic at my parents house, and one day they just threw it all out
Gaelan_Maestro: freaking kid down the street stole it
NotCainNorAbel: same with baseball cards from pre1980
GasCityGaming: I mean, it's that or we keep like 80% of the stuff we ever buy, ever.
jetpixi: my trainer has OG Star Wars, transformers and GI Joe toys in the box that he must’ve just knew woulda been worth something
Fanklok: You could have sold Ben Wheeler all of your Koffings for a fortune
Thefluffiestguineapig: My mother took my double sleeved cards out of their sleeves without asking and put my foil first print dark tyranitar IN A BINDER CLIP with 70 other cards
Orxolon: but Adam,it's not safe
Makrosian_Tay: I love all the actual Pokémon players out there but to all you "collectors" out there--and I use the term sparingly--I hope you go bankrupt
Juliamon: my mom had that sort of thing happen to her, where her mom threw out what would be valuable underground comic books, so she's always made sure not to do that to me
RealGamerCow: As someone who once owned all of the power 9, I feel you
tr3ewitch88: Why is there shocky snow in the basement?
Mr_Horrible: "Not on your life"
Thefluffiestguineapig: 6 forests?
dutchmoose: People who buy Secret Lairs
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HadesLeprechaun: maybe if they were the All Text versions
drcthulu: some forests are worth 5$
CrossXhunteR: grandma who heard their grandson like pokemon cards
Aidankatz7: it doesn’t
Juliamon: People buy fuckin FREE SAMPLES FROM LUSH
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's Kamigawa forests maybe
Vonbane: are they snow forests?
Mr_Horrible: bro those forests would have to pleasure me
Saintnex: they better be like full art un lands
30teracyte: i mean a specific full art maybe
matthaus_c: that is either woefully overpriced or absurdly underpriced
Aidankatz7: I sell cards often and I can say it doesnt
Cptasparagus: 4 pennies, $5
ShaneLeeAtk: I bought 1000 bulk lands for$7
RealGamerCow: I am "lost a black lotus as ante in MtG and didn't care" old
satyropodobny: Yukiko?
saucemaster5000: I am not buying forests. I am not a 16th century western colonialist
betweenmyself: sounds like a ridiculous money laundering scheme… hey, buy my garbage lands
brokenwagonwheel: mom bought me an alpha healing salve for like 20$ to make me feel better when I was sick once
solarsheeptoken: if buying the forests makes me royal
CrossXhunteR: i recently spent too much money on Urza's Saga basic lands
Thefluffiestguineapig: This would be a fun LRL game
itira:
@saucemaster5000
Makrosian_Tay: @realgamercow you are the realest gamer I've ever know. I salute you
jetpixi: lul @saucemaster5000
Orxolon: @RealGamerCow say what now?
Fanklok: Snake this is a sneaking mission
Thefluffiestguineapig: Guess what the list price is on these ridiculous Facebook Marketplace listings
chisidragon: Way to launder money
Mr_Horrible: Adam she's asthmatic
kimmiekoneko: use your inside scared voice
Mr_Horrible: why don't you grow a fucking heart, Grinch
RealGamerCow: @Orxolon They weren't that big of a deal in 1995.
Vonbane: go to the gym, don't let asthma bully you
korvys: She's scared of tables
Juliamon: sucks to her ass-mar
satyropodobny: that's where all the dust particles are
Mr_Horrible: I love that I can get away with that here
itira:
its more dramatiiiiccc
100viewbots: She's scared of tables
calculated_uncertainties: maybe it's a positional thing, pressure on the lungs
CrossXhunteR: is kai'sa still fucked up in ARAM?
Mr_Horrible: I know of no such excuse for Kai'sa
drcthulu: meme build
Cptasparagus: they very nerfed ap kaisa
Mr_Horrible: although living that long in the void probably ain't good for your lungs
cobthegreat: Aphelios is the real mouth breather
CrossXhunteR: aphelios doesnt talk
saucemaster5000: aphullof himself
Mr_Horrible: Aphelios is the Artifact of LoL champion designs
CrossXhunteR: his sister, on the moon or something
100viewbots: GOTTEM
cobthegreat: Half his call outs are him breathing the other half is his sister whispering to him
Fanklok: Diana is the moon one
satyropodobny: that's rough buddy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Or Artemis to use her Greek name
Mr_Horrible: spotlight leaves the room, dejected
RonaldMcDownload: light can't climb stairs, known fact
MacbethSeemsSus: That's a big bird cage
Fanklok: Ankle high obstacles
CrossXhunteR: definitely can't jump
jetpixi: oh that’s a person. I thought it was a doll lol
SquareDotCube: Amy's back, in pog form!
satyropodobny: is that persona 4 reference
Mr_Horrible: the other 2 were the slackers in the group project
CrossXhunteR: oww
RonaldMcDownload: ow
TherapyforNarwhals: Shit what do we do if it ends now? lol
Leo_rhubarb: Hey chat, do we think those are good knots to be suspending a person with?
tr3ewitch88: Amy's not here right now?
3schr: Hey gang!
Faytheless: 2am flashbang, ow my eyes
Mr_Horrible: "Shut up nerd"
Mr_Horrible: that is the impression I get
Fanklok: It's Spotlight head (OC do not steal)
korvys: Isn't that the guy from skibidi toilet?
satyropodobny: oh shit it's Yukiko's shadow
Kipstar: oh no, the lamp's hot!
Kramburger: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:11.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the stalker was the theater teacher and that's why he was mad she quit the play
Mr_Horrible: Spotlighthead, from the mind of Trover Hondorsen
CrossXhunteR: oh, i think i get it
Leo_rhubarb: Get ice attacks ready
betweenmyself:
I had this fucked up dream where a guy chased us then you said you had a crush on me, like get real dream Dariah 
saucemaster5000: I assume you are at adam dot com
Fanklok: This idiot doesn't have object permenace
Mr_Horrible: I knew GGST players were beyond salvation
RonaldMcDownload: fuck, Adam made me spit my drink
Heckhoundbolt: generator?
prince_infidel: Generators
korvys: Maybe electricute him?
Vonbane: yep turn on electric
Fanklok: Pretty sure I figured it out
Mr_Horrible: I mean you also picked Axl
wiganlass: turn on generator.
tr3ewitch88: As a millennial, I can't really say anything about the next generation making weird s*** because salad fingers.
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm hoping there's a 3rd stupider form
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those mirrors on the floor?
saucemaster5000: Drizzt complaining about granblue made me like it more
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, got it
Mr_Horrible: damn, the DPS
SnackPak_:
Mr_Horrible: spoke too soon
itira: LOL
30teracyte: fuckin got em
Fanklok: !clip
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RonaldMcDownload: up
Mr_Horrible:
The_Color_Twelve: well answered that question
Orxolon: we ded?
ghyllnox:
Fanklok: Careful you don't want him to hit you in your Achille's Lungs
betweenmyself: She needs to stop skipping lung day at the gym
satyropodobny: bossfight designed by a dude orphaned by Ikea showroom
Mr_Horrible: "OW! Bro wtf"
RealGamerCow: Brother had some bad Arbys.
Lazzared: k
CrossXhunteR: that was a neat effect
Fanklok: There's no such thing as good Arby's
RonaldMcDownload: *dies like a Final Fantasy monster*
CrossXhunteR: now kiss
itira:
Mr_Horrible: if it were silent hill the music would've actually included metal sheets banging together
Mr_Horrible: Amy bout to hit with that Garuda Impact
CrossXhunteR: so, this isn't real?
30teracyte: now redo the boss battle
Fanklok: Oh fuck you went into an MC Escher paiting
Mr_Horrible: "Damn, my girlfriend kinda stupid"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
RonaldMcDownload: Dutch angles, to remind us of the evils of Holland
Orxolon: imagine the whole boss again XD
Faytheless: Can you block her from running away, is there any collision?
The_Timo: super easy
Mr_Horrible: this def feels like a "I made a cool shader, what can I build around this" type deal
Mr_Horrible: which, to be clear, awesome
saucemaster5000: boomers over their own shit -- 2025
ContingentCat: !uptime
Lazzared: kiss
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:23.
ShaneLeeAtk: And you can do it again
Mr_Horrible: surprise nerds, time for act 2
betweenmyself: we need an explosion of horror games using Tiger Electronics style graphics
TherapyforNarwhals: Time for Putt Putt!
Aidankatz7: so what now?
korvys: Time for Nightmare Kart
Aidankatz7: now kiss
Aidankatz7: now kiss nope
Aidankatz7: let’s kiss now nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now kiss!!!!!
satyropodobny: Reptile Wins! Sapphic victory!
JessieImproved: Is it bad that this art style is nowhere near the oldest in my gaming career
RonaldMcDownload: The Spotlight Was Lesbians
Aidankatz7: or huggy
Aidankatz7: maybe hug
itira:
Orxolon: so they are roommates now?
ContingentCat: yesssssss
empyreon:
lesbiabs
Thefluffiestguineapig: D'awwwwwwwwww
Aidankatz7: *vine boom sound effect*
definenull: Lesgo
shendaras:
KeytarCat: *gasp* hands?? LEWD!!
Mr_Horrible: gaaaaaaaay [appreciative]
mulligan2six: It's not even June! What a treat!!!
prince_infidel:
calculated_uncertainties: double roommates!
gibbousm: handholding
Aidankatz7: *vine boom*
NarishmaReborn: victory!
catcard:
GAYS!!!!!
JessieImproved: but they were roooooomates
Thefluffiestguineapig: The gaaaaaaays!!!!!!
MegaDosX: Gays stay winning!
MacbethSeemsSus: They're roommates!
Kramburger: "I LIKE like you" "lol, lmao"
tr3ewitch88: Gay!
satyropodobny:
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
TherapyforNarwhals: The oiji board spells out 'yas' lol
Aidankatz7: *vine boom sound effect*
ContingentCat: classic lesbians
ThirdGames:
I tune in just in time for Lesbians? Hell yeah.
gibbousm:
Fanklok: Which one has the U-haul?
Kramburger: BOOOOO
NotCainNorAbel:
Mr_Horrible:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love adorable first gay crushes
Vonbane: take the Subaru
saucemaster5000: It's not june, someone tell the corporations
Mr_Horrible: joint ownership of a Subaru
Aidankatz7: *vine boom*
tr3ewitch88:
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a stereotype
lochnessseammonster:
Kramburger: What do lesbians bring on a second date? A U-Haul
Aidankatz7: *vine boom sound effect*
mulligan2six: Lesbians show up with a U-Haul to the second date
lochnessseammonster: they move in fast
bosqueofpines: The joke is they move in super quick
Mr_Horrible: they don't need a UHaul because they live in the same place
ContingentCat: Lesbians move in quick, it's just a thing, can confirm
30teracyte: a long running stereotype about lesbians moving in together quickly
BluTGI: Adam just learning about Lesbians?
CrossXhunteR: very
Makrosian_Tay: Subaru-Chan
far2muchsarcasm: Adam where have you been?
MegaDosX: Adam has much to learn about the lesbian lore
wiganlass:
Mr_Horrible: Lesbian UHaul is when they have to cross the country after 1 date
Jennie_Fuchsia: no one OWNS a uhaul, they just spawn
RealGamerCow: Subarus were marketed heavily to the lesbian community
Heckhoundbolt: goodness, only two people
Rhynerd: to be fair, I didn’t learn that until last month.
shendaras:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was made by two people!!!!
gibbousm:
ContingentCat: @Jennie_Fuchsia the Uhaul distribution network lol
lochnessseammonster:
my sister was making fun of me losing my keys and told me to embrace my gayness and get a carabiner
The_Color_Twelve:
Mr_Horrible: dance number, calling it
Mr_Horrible: damn
Orxolon: never seen a "and thank you"?
NotCainNorAbel: EA Sports, It's on the Thank You
Lazzared: break the walls DOWN
RealGamerCow: I get called a lesbian for having a Subaru a lot. It does not bother me
RealGamerCow: because Subarus are good cars
SnackPak_: called out
Aidankatz7: Ben Adam how many bits to add a vine boom to the sound board
lochnessseammonster:
yep
Aidankatz7: permanently
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster As an NB pan person carabiners are useful as fuck
Aidankatz7: shiit
Aidankatz7: nooooo
Gaelan_Maestro: this has a phantom of the opera vibe
TherapyforNarwhals: A+
betweenmyself:
well, time for Ben to start speedrunning the game… what’s the top time on Lesbian Percent?
catcard: perfect
Aidankatz7: perfect
Mr_Horrible: Bengenuity right there
satyropodobny: got what we paid for
empyreon:
Fanklok: Vineboob
lochnessseammonster:
@Thefluffiestguineapig yeah she's not wrong
Aidankatz7: thanks
The_Timo: I just hear "MY Boob"
TherapyforNarwhals:
Thanks Ben
Dog_of_Myth: When is the remix?
MacbethSeemsSus: mic check, vine boom vine boom
JessieImproved: heck I'll clip everything to myself like a good and proper D&D character
Aidankatz7: Ty very much
itira: thanks
Mr_Horrible: I won't think of this, because it wasn't specifically for me
Aidankatz7: Ty
Juliamon: this is the new Posture Check
call_me_Aras: "My boob?"
tr3ewitch88: @the_timo same😅🤣
ContingentCat: gasp
SnackPak_: oh snap
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH SHIT
Kramburger: Vine Boom
Aidankatz7: evil teacher
CrossXhunteR: btw, there is more to this game
gibbousm: CHAPTER 1
RealGamerCow: snap
ButButTheJesus: HWUT
BluTGI: Chapter 2, They rent the U-hall
definenull: Wait what
Mr_Horrible: JUKED
Stripe_dog: Vine boom
SnackPak_: gottem
MacbethSeemsSus: Legit fake out
kimmibeans: WHAT
tr3ewitch88: And you thought that was the end.
CrossXhunteR: they got your asses
spo8n: vineboom
BluTGI: Chapter 3: the Apartment Hunt
NimrodXIV: the fake out
Orxolon: wow
TherapyforNarwhals: Damn yall just got juked
RealGamerCow: Poggers
JessieImproved: heck yeah
TherapyforNarwhals: How much was this game?
gibbousm:
BusTed: vine boom
dutchmoose: April Fools!
Mr_Horrible: and I was just joking when I said part 2 starts now
seanmrwick: well that pose though....
couchboyj: Mind boob
YFiddler:
Mr_Horrible: Cozy Game Pals with the SHA SHA SHA
saucemaster5000:
@lochnessseammonster my sister once told me to shut the fuck up and buy the rodger's and hammmerstein Blue-ray collection... similar reasons (she was mocking me but)
Aidankatz7: mind boob
LostThePirate: Rare LN ad break lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very good fakeout
Orxolon: mind boob hahahahahaha
TherapyforNarwhals: Mine Boob
betweenmyself:
chapter two switches up the gameplay and becomes a deck building roguelike
JessieImproved: I'll catch part 2 in the vod, good night everyone
RealGamerCow: the board needs an Adam "mind boob" next to Ben's "vine boom"
Mr_Horrible: oh damn, some Lost Kingdoms on ITYC?
lochnessseammonster:
@saucemaster5000 awwww
Mr_Horrible: forgotten FromSoft gem?
KeytarCat: Who up fprgetting they FromSoft gems
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SnackPak_: remix!
Heckhoundbolt:
Mr_Horrible:
okay streamer 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
DaFhaye: Ben is right in front of me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering I'm alone I can do that
TherapyforNarwhals: Can you mix it with the voice changer?
vinewood_og: Ben just get his innie reintegrated?
Kramburger: GOTTEM
The_Color_Twelve: it does sound like cycling menu options
186 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
gibbousm:
ButButTheJesus: I LOVE YOU
Mr_Horrible: oh what a perfectly-timed raid
LostThePirate: Good timing Wheeler
Kramburger: WHEELER RAID
kerryg137: GET RAIDED SCRUBS
RealGamerCow: someones gonna hit that button on a random stream and get got
far2muchsarcasm: I was gonna be so mad. How dare you start that off camera
Mr_Horrible: "horror games" *jazz hands*
satyropodobny: gaslighting masterclass
drcthulu: Now we get to see it from Amy's pov
Kramburger: Ben, PLEASE lean away from the mic when you eat I'm begging you
The_Timo: route B
Mr_Horrible:
it's 2 hours of sitting in a birdcage
Rootpotato: just like neir automata
Mr_Horrible: @Rootpotato even the same number of lesbians
SnackPak_: I think Amy mostly gets caught
Vonbane: sit in a giant bird cage
betweenmyself:
well, guess TLoU2 is unexpectedly getting pushed back *another* week… Sorry Ellie, need to find out what happens with Amy
TherapyforNarwhals: That's a cool mini game
Mr_Horrible: simply align the lines, streamer
Mr_Horrible: the hot new game, TLOU2
TherapyforNarwhals: Not this thursday, right?
Blakemcm: go late go late woo woo
saucemaster5000: if you two aren't cool I leave
far2muchsarcasm: My mother taught me how to forge her signature in middle school
Juliamon: Alex took the slot anyway
kimmibeans: I actually had permission from my parents to forge their signature in high school. They knew I would tell them what it was for anyway and they got sick of signing things
Omthebox: Talked and forgotten
SnackPak_:
mom
lochnessseammonster:
far2muchsarcasm: She didn't want to sign all the random permission slips
lochnessseammonster:
kerryg137: what could you possibly do to get in trouble ben
kimmibeans: @far2muchsarcasm I'm glad I wasn't the only one whose parents did this!
far2muchsarcasm: @kimmibeans same
cobthegreat: My parents also taught me how to forge their signatures
plundypops: My school called the parents. They didn't trust us to take a note home that we could just throw away.
kimmibeans: I always signed my dad's name since his signature was easier for me to match
The_Timo: no luigi board at home duh Lol
Fanklok: Call yourself Ben
betweenmyself:
Surely there is no way the release of TLoU2 Remastered will garner the same level of bad faith, reactionary outrage from the scum of the internet as the first time it was released… Surely
patrick_stonecrusher: 8675309
saucemaster5000: I got in trouble for buyin 50c hand pies, sellling them on schoolground for $1 with a monty python sketch after
kumatsu: call the hotel Ben used to work at
TherapyforNarwhals: Missed opportunity
30teracyte: 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
patrick_stonecrusher: Booo
TherapyforNarwhals: 911 easy
RealGamerCow: I got 10 days detention for running a March Madness bracket contest
ballesta25: That's only 2 digits off from *my* phone number
Vonbane:
i hand out the Rick Roll phone number sometimes
kumatsu: get a treatza pizza
Jennie_Fuchsia: streamers keep sharing my number- that’s why I never pick up
TherapyforNarwhals: if you put 80085 it looks like boobs
Jennie_Fuchsia: 867-NOPE
betweenmyself: well, process of elimination: 000-0000… 000-0001
SilverHalcyon: 819-8008
kerryg137: lighting candles? in school?
kerryg137: smoke alarm right?
Orlantia: Oh hey, a louigi board
Fanklok: Candle smoke wouldn;t be dense enough for candles
Fanklok: fuck
Fanklok: a smoke alarm
kerryg137: i meannnn
Orlantia: What if they're the heat rated ones?
far2muchsarcasm: Depends on the alarm
kimmibeans: I still love that they are (were?) made by Mattel
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Mr_Horrible: why yes, I do
MegaDosX: "What do you mean, they blew up the Death Star? Who's /they/?!?"
Orlantia: No lie, there is a cross shaped ouigi board marked to evangelicals
The_Color_Twelve: The hell is an aluminum falcon ?
Fanklok: Oh they aren't Ben? maybe you should try to antagonize a ghost
Heckhoundbolt: pickles
CrossXhunteR: is amy psychic?
Darleysam: sick bars
The_Timo: so this was only possible after modern english?
kimmiekoneko: santa unknown, let your presents be shown
Mr_Horrible: those ghosts are gonna see his talking dog and freak the fuck out
DaFhaye: Oh free walking friend
Lazzared: eat?
lochnessseammonster:
The_Color_Twelve: maybe the ghost is into it
Fanklok: But Nicoles plays video games wit hAdam
jetpixi: always antagonize spirits. very Zack Baggans.
ghyllnox: First fight is with a ghost
CrossXhunteR: bless
Fanklok: !clip
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Mr_Horrible: is the prostate still the Fun Button in the hereafter? Let's find out
Lazzared: got em
kerryg137: CLIPPING
Aidankatz7: this looks like the same level of
betweenmyself:
jetpixi: Did y’all save Amy just for her to pull some shit?
vinewood_og: Welcome to the highlight reel!
CrossXhunteR: is this where paths would diverge?
DaFhaye: I mean if it's a ghost I wouldn't imagine it would be any different than putting your tongue anywhere else on them
SnackPak_: it's a place
Mr_Horrible: because it was easier than quotations
plundypops: copyright Fun Button
seemsdeece: You don't capitalize it?
Aidankatz7: I think so
satyropodobny: cause it's serious Fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
Aidankatz7: it looks like it
jetpixi: oh wait I see
Kramburger: Bun Futton?
vinewood_og: Always capitalize the Fun Button
The_Timo: It's gotta be like route B in Re
Mr_Horrible: the prostate specificially
Laserbeaks_Fury: the g5 spot
CrossXhunteR: right?
matthaus_c: the meow button
Mr_Horrible: if your dick goes "doki doki" probably see someone about that
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Must you?
seemsdeece: The finger goes in the Fun Button hole
DaFhaye: It's not an easy button to get to. Butt when you do
SilverHalcyon: it is pronounced JUND
lochnessseammonster:
Cptasparagus: wow Ben erased pride month
matthaus_c: @megadosx it's a contractual obligation
CrossXhunteR: yes?
Mr_Horrible: July sucks anyway
kerryg137: Jun em out
Lazzared: its gunna me may?
DaFhaye: Pride forever
lochnessseammonster:
Heckhoundbolt: only for a single year?
ButButTheJesus: ~34 weeks til Desert Bus!
Nigouki: shirts still available at the LRR store!
vinewood_og: If you experience Doki Doki longer than four hours, please seek medical attention. But make sure to brag about it.
MegaDosX: Counterpoint, there being a Pride Month means we can follow it with Wrath Month
betweenmyself:
so… 365 days out of 100 years?
lochnessseammonster:
circusofkirkus: they're calling it the Year of Woke
Mr_Horrible: LRR puts out a post "We have parted ways with one Benjamin H Ulmer..."
shendaras: =(
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's months for those of us whop aren't proud of anything?
lochnessseammonster:
jetpixi: oh no my smoochies
CrossXhunteR: the adam seal of approval for The Gays
seemsdeece: Them gays are alright
kimmiekoneko: adam has gone woke
vinewood_og: It is the year of the snake....
MacbethSeemsSus: Year's over, turn off the spigot
ravanstrike: So happy to finally catch yall live! Long time YouTube watcher!!
mulligan2six: It has big "it's hip to be square" energy
Mr_Horrible: "Them queers pretty kino, pardner"
Aidankatz7: Kkona brother
CrossXhunteR: as someone that didnt watch the front half of this game, is this different at all yet?
Mr_Horrible: "name 5 youtube UI buttons right now"
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Fanklok: how
TherapyforNarwhals: Darn
Blakemcm: do it on camera
Kramburger: Tag at the back, Adam
Blakemcm: woooooo
Mr_Horrible: you said it with your eyes, Ben
Aidankatz7: vine boom
vinewood_og: What are we even paying for?
Fanklok: The bar from Cheers?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where everybody knows you name
MegaDosX: You can leave your hat on
Kramburger: Stand in the place where you live
DaFhaye: Gaasp I'm cool?
Mr_Horrible:
no he said *YOU'RE* cool!
Juliamon: G just saw his ban in the modslack
Mr_Horrible:
me, a straight, beset from all sides
Fanklok: Quick now ban James
MegaDosX:
@Juliamon 
Kramburger:
betweenmyself:
the primary difference is Amy knows how to breath properly
Juliamon: "I wasn't even there!"
CrossXhunteR: girl just has lockpicks
Mr_Horrible: "You can't send me away, I got a wife and kid, your honor!"
patrick_stonecrusher: Adam theres a man in a jar and Ben let him out
kerryg137: easy game for babies
Fanklok: This is why you don't open the jar
Omthebox: Just pick it again lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Do you rat him out to the wizard?
Faytheless: Get got nerd
Mr_Horrible: I think there's at least 1 wrong answer
tr3ewitch88: ITS A TRAP!
ravanstrike:
1000 Adam and Ben yall have gotten me through a lot of hard times so I wanted to give thanks. You are noth amazing and wonderful people. 😊
Mr_Horrible: but the 2 main answers aren't wrong
TherapyforNarwhals: Trolley problem ben what's your solution
MegaDosX: The guy might have deserved it
Nigouki: Incarceration rarely results in rehabilitation
MegaDosX: It also could be such bait
Fanklok: If someone is in a prison there's a reason
Omthebox: I'm not opening the jar out of spite.
betweenmyself: when you have to vehemently argue *why* your actions aren’t inherently evil…
prince_infidel: Ben said prison abolition
drcthulu: If only you had the ability to talk to them to see if they're evil or not
LaconicLad: Someone had a reason for putting him in that jar.
SnackPak_: gottem!
BusTed:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooo
Omthebox: BANNED
lochnessseammonster: parnets!
far2muchsarcasm: Just made Adam's night
MegaDosX: You were this close to greatness
ButButTheJesus: nuuuu
Darleysam: see you in 10 minutes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @prince_infidel I would agree, the reform system in a couple nordic countries works well
raulghoulia: y'all are monsters
Thefluffiestguineapig: welp
CrossXhunteR: o7
Fanklok: Wow dunking on someone being very nice
Kramburger: They're not nothered by misspelling
Mr_Horrible: [affectionate]
BusTed: they had like 51 consecutive wins or something
lochnessseammonster:
there's a reason this chat is full of brats
Mr_Horrible:
they should play anoiter game
Fanklok: Brat summer is over
Darleysam:
SnackPak_: 100% learned from you
Mr_Horrible: you encourage this behavior
MegaDosX: It is absolutely because of you
lamina5432: you raised us this way
drcthulu: you encourage it
Kramburger: Own your brand
The_Timo: Who?!
vinewood_og: Moths to the brat flame
raulghoulia: weekly bannings?
TherapyforNarwhals: Funny!
plundypops: ???
kimmibeans: I think you're funny
MegaDosX: Ehhhh
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Adam
itira: you bait us
cola_nq: two cute boys, what else do I need?
SilverHalcyon: who is calling you smart?
lochnessseammonster:
we like getting dunked on affectionately
Fanklok: I think everyone invovled in this stream is kinda stupid
SnackPak_: that was bait
CrossXhunteR: that's a nice TV
RonaldMcDownload: no one else antagonizes chat this much. Maybe Wheeler/
Mr_Horrible: say the joke, Streamer
mulligan2six: Nah, Adam is the master baiter
mrjujubeans: he be baitin
YFiddler: the witty banter
itira: LOL
itsr67: true
ravanstrike: Can confirm both of you are smart and funny.
Mr_Horrible: Fanklok well said
MrSarkhan: Yeah that's fair
tr3ewitch88: Adam made me do it?
vinewood_og: I resemble that remark
catcard: stupid together 😊
NarishmaReborn: we all did this, together
Darleysam: we all know the taste of crayons and glue
Kramburger: Being stupid is something we do together
Omthebox:
Pizza 
lochnessseammonster:
plundypops: Chat reflects the streamer. Which way western man? we smart or stupid? we are definitely handsome.
CrossXhunteR: it would be rude otherwise
kerryg137: no on YouTube you just go to the shame hole
ravanstrike: Twitch chat is some serious buiz
Mr_Horrible: "Uhhh uhhhh my phone was hacked... uhhh by a ghost"
far2muchsarcasm: Like a mirror
ravanstrike: No mistakes
Mr_Horrible: well I am, but that's beside the point
Kramburger: How dare you, I've NEVER been cool
Lazzared: one of you is
lochnessseammonster:
ben watches youtube in the shower, there's no more shame
MegaDosX: "Man why is this chat so full of brats?"
Fanklok: One streamer only tells truth the other only tells lies
Mr_Horrible: Ben & Adam both showing up wearing matching "I'm with Handsome" t-shirts
Kramburger: huhuhuhuhuh
tycoonbosh: Isn't the shame hole just a reference to strip search, produced by bionic trousers media?
kimmibeans:
I had a horrible day yesterday and I really needed the laughs y'all are giving me tonight. Thank you
ravanstrike: Lol xD no shame allowed!!!
MegaDosX:
tr3ewitch88: So that's where board games come from.
Forlorgen: your gettin your dirt on the phone ben
Kramburger: Frogs love water
Kramburger: ADAM
itira: Adam ffs!!
Fanklok: No
BusTed:
itsr67: ✋
MegaDosX: SAVIDAN
CrossXhunteR: what a question
Forlorgen: YES
ravanstrike: Omg adam!!!
Mr_Horrible: again, he's saying it with his eyes
cola_nq: LuL
SnackPak_: you cant just ask someone that
MrSarkhan: Adam pls
tr3ewitch88: Yes
Aidankatz7: yes
ravanstrike: >.> Adam are u okay?
betweenmyself: Correction: Ben watches youtube in the shower while scrubbing his balls.
CrossXhunteR: i appreciate vivian for having her phone on silent at all times
ravanstrike: We worry about u x3
The_Timo: bald ben as they call him
Lazzared: were else do you find them
kerryg137: smooth as silk baby
MrSarkhan: Are you sure?
tr3ewitch88: And it wasn't even mine 😅
Scarbble: yeah so far it's been a standard let's nope
catcard: LMAO
MegaDosX: Not how that works Ben
ShaneLeeAtk: Found? No. Purposely placed? Perhaps
Mr_Horrible: Ben do you wash your towels
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Mr_Horrible: this is important
lochnessseammonster:
Forlorgen: Do you scrub the phone ben?
lochnessseammonster: touche
Fanklok: I also put on youtube in the shower
plundypops: Who doesn't wash their towels?
Mr_Horrible: okay, I just had to make sure
CrossXhunteR: wait, what. whoi doesnt wash their towels
Aidankatz7: of course you should wash your towels
MegaDosX: Windex?!?
hieroglyphica: Yeah, I get chronic staph infections in my nose, and the theoretical cause is literally my constantly running nose getting contaminated with particles from my phone accidentally
Stripe_dog: You WINDEX your phone?
Lazzared: between the cheeks
Vonbane: clean out that charging port too
ravanstrike: Scruby duby got me
vinewood_og: Bleach wipe your devices folks
patrick_stonecrusher: Any games on this phone?
CrossXhunteR: adam, you and ben lead very different lives
Nigouki: you don't give your phone an alcohol wipe every time you get home since the pandini started?
MegaDosX: There are products to use to clean your phone, Windex is not one of them
hieroglyphica: Like, I try very hard to be careful and only use a tissue once etc but can't do much about it
NotCainNorAbel: adam still reading the shampoo bottle
Aidankatz7: that’s fine
HadesLeprechaun: cleaning your phone is fine, Windex is probably somewhat damaging
Fanklok: "Not on mine" -Ben
prince_infidel: Windexing the pone is a good idea
MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out Ben watches Severance, but only in the shower
Aidankatz7: yes
CrossXhunteR: well, that shouldn't be there
call_me_Aras: I've been trying to watch stuff while taking a shower recently, I can not hear things clearly over the water
Juliamon: depends on the type of windex
Thefluffiestguineapig: I sometimes sterilize my phone if it falls out of my pocket at work, but I work in a veterinary setting
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I have it in a very secure case
solarsheeptoken: behold, the poop particle
salamisuperstar: Somebody got poop particles on the cross
CrossXhunteR: your health item might actually harm Amy
kerryg137: dont get stuck in the laundry machine, I've seen how this ends
Aidankatz7: if you get water on the screen, the phone gains sentience
hieroglyphica: Oh yeah, for me the game changer was a shower cap. On days I don't wash my hair I just wear earbuds and a cap
itira: Remember when Adam said he'd swim in a vat of sour cream?
hieroglyphica: Otherwise I can't hear it at all with background noise
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prince_infidel: Cleaning the phone is based. More people should do it.
Heckhoundbolt: … ok the inhaler made sense but why insence
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Kramburger:
hieroglyphica: I think it would be weird, texturally
thatguysteve2709: Just so your aware this conversation is 14
Aidankatz7: if you get water on the phone screen the phone will gain sentience. sour creams pretty delicious
CrossXhunteR: @Heckhoundbolt because the girl she likes has asthma
thatguysteve2709: Daughter approved
ravanstrike: But the sour cream texture!
circusofkirkus: it's gonna curdle
vinewood_og: Hot sour cream.... is the shower YouTube of swimming liquids
ravanstrike: And if the sour cream gets... inside you... like that seems like it won't end well
Mr_Horrible: "Assume we have already solved the cooling problem, for this hypothetical"
CrossXhunteR: wait, that said fighting ames
lochnessseammonster:
my mom and i had nachos the next night... which lead to me sharing the whole sour cream pool chat
Fanklok: If I was pool full of sour cream rich I'd buy LRR fire Adam and immediately sell
kerryg137: if you HAD to swim in any non sour cream or regular liquid what would it be
thesimbiote: Just cooling off by the gooside?
SnackPak_: what's the verdict, Steve?
thatguysteve2709: Yes
hieroglyphica: Now, showers can have a lot in them. I take ice cream sundaes!
spo8n: creepy doll puzzle!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Adam is just sticking with this out of stubborn spite now
Mr_Horrible: "Damn he a freak fr fr" - Lochness's mom
lochnessseammonster: she does
SilverHalcyon: is she single?
vinewood_og: Is she vaccinated?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spo8n Which one is Henriette?
Heckhoundbolt: I usually don’t catch Let’s nope because I do not like to watch horror games at night, but the vide is pretty chill
lochnessseammonster:
she didn't think chocolate was any better
CrossXhunteR: i feel like this game has introduced like 7 puzzles in a row right now
spethycakes: I like keeping my positive relationships intact, thank you
betweenmyself: would Adam watch youtube on his phone while taking a dip in his sour cream pool (set at a sensibly low temperature, of course)?
Aidankatz7: I’ve brought 0 thought experiments
Aidankatz7: yes I have used the jokes
TherapyforNarwhals: I asked my fiance the dicks on the stall question and she said 5, cause 4 is funny.
CrossXhunteR: don't call your friends chat
Fanklok: I steal Ben Wheeler's jokes and they're always a hit
spethycakes:
perhaps not intentionally
DaFhaye: I'm funny enough on my own
hieroglyphica: My relationships understand desert bus, so they gotta understand this
spo8n: @Thefluffiestguineapig all of them but not at the same time!
Mr_Horrible: check out the big brain on Ben
ravanstrike: HAMMER TIME!!!
CrossXhunteR: time to break shit
lochnessseammonster:
TheAwkes: Achievement Unlocked: Every Problem is a Nail
Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUGGGGGHHH
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate that
CrossXhunteR: we got a reader
Lazzared: break the dolls down
vinewood_og: That's what every gamer wants. More reading.
ravanstrike: That voice. 10/10 don't stop
kerryg137: put those grandparents on an ark
ravanstrike: Lol
jetpixi: I saw Limp Bizkit at Aftershock a couple years ago and Fred Durst dressed up like a cowboy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Glasses
jetpixi: same performance otherwise
ravanstrike: Grandparents went to the farm up state
CrossXhunteR: give zelda music for that
Mr_Horrible: check out the big brain on Adam, too
CrossXhunteR: dirt, or poo particles?
prince_infidel: Clean it like a phone
Heckhoundbolt: having a saint in the shower
Mr_Horrible: it's not gonna be a Saint statue after that, Ben
spo8n: just soak it in the toilet like a snack lightbulb
Faytheless: do you think the saint statue has any games o nit
itira:
@Mr_Horrible
Mr_Horrible:
ravanstrike: How does the phone not die in the shower is what I wanna know? Like what kinds sorcery is Ben's phone!
Fanklok: It could be the sait of showering
spethycakes: a poop article of faith
groulux: I always bring my dirty dolls in the shower that is normal.
Fanklok: Modern phones are water resistant
Mr_Horrible: love to grip a valve
kerryg137: washing machine?
hieroglyphica: My phone is pretty water resistant, so personally I just have to put it between the liner and curtain
Thefluffiestguineapig: For podcasts I listen to during my showers I put it on the sink
Heckhoundbolt: there were some boards with nails
Thefluffiestguineapig: But the sink becomes an amplifier
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig likewise, I just put the speaker toward me
Faytheless: Ben don't Agrippa the water valve, that sounds dangerous
Mr_Horrible: it's pretty peak Ben, ngl
Fanklok: It is nice having two working ears
SkylerRingtail: Yeah, it's great!
kerryg137: use your teeth
DaFhaye: Get a BT speaker for the shower
Mazrae: I have a shower speaker
Lazzared: stereo
patrick_stonecrusher: Can you pry boards with the hammer?
catcard:
I can hear annoying sounds in both ears instead of one
CrossXhunteR: are those pliers to take
thatguysteve2709: Bens going through it
AnjaZeta: I have a waterproof bluetooth speaker in the shower
betweenmyself: @anjazeta ditto
ravanstrike: PHONE IN SINK GANG!
hackingducks: two ear privilege is underacknowledged.
Stripe_dog: Is a shower speaker similar to a town crier
Fanklok: Those a nipple clampers
Mr_Horrible: yumper cables
Jennie_Fuchsia: there’s a bluetooth speaker in my basement bathroom and that discovery was terrifying
Heckhoundbolt: alright, does Ben have a busted eardrum or something?
jetpixi: I had a radio in the shower growing up. I will forever associate the song “Picture” by Filter with showers.
lochnessseammonster:
yep
hieroglyphica: Oh damn, my condolences
hieroglyphica: That's a rough start
Juliamon: The nic is the point my dude
kerryg137: oh damn, black and milds?
prince_infidel: What's cigarello?
Aidankatz7: Ben keep it up
Mr_Horrible: damn, if only he'd gotten started on Marlboro Reds he would've quit early
Pharmacistjudge: you're never in "the clear" but you are on a good path forward
hieroglyphica: I believe in you! I'm currently successful not drinking coffee 6/7 days
Juliamon: the ol djarum blacks
jetpixi: oh. I hella was hahaha
Fanklok: Quitting is rough but if you want to do it you do it
DaFhaye: Ass
jetpixi: delicious ness
LostThePirate: That was me in college
tehfewl: i was a cloves kid
Aidankatz7: im rooting for you Ben!!!!!
CrossXhunteR: cloves, i think
itira: cloves
Blightfight: Cloves have cloves in them, yeah.
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hieroglyphica: My mom was a cloves person. I associate it with asthma so for me, I got inoculated
jetpixi: thanks Obama… jk
spo8n: cloves of ass
TheAwkes: My dad smoked Colts until I was about 12. Unfiltered wine-dipped cigarillos with plastic tips.
SilverHalcyon: Cloves of Ass
Mr_Horrible: Wario? Is that you?
The_Timo: I got clove cigs but only when I went to PAX lol
kerryg137: the fun button cigs?
ravanstrike: Cloves of ass!
Aidankatz7: cloves the spice
itira: its a spice
Heckhoundbolt: as God intended
betweenmyself: cloven hooves
drcthulu: cloves of the spice cloves
mister_nibbles: i got lucky quitting, my lungs just started hurting every morning, so i was like, not gonna do that anymore lol
Fanklok: Cloves are the aromatic flower buds of a tree in the family Myrtaceae, Syzygium aromaticum.
Juliamon: the things you stick in oranges on Christmas
Blightfight: Cloves of Cloves! You know, teh spice named Clove. Part Pumpkin Spice.
Tangsm: Cloves come from clove trees
GreyThey: Cigarella is the worst Disney Princess
itsr67: people ask that their whole lives
TjPshine: everything
Stripe_dog: Not whatever is going on now I imagine
ghyllnox: Greed
CrossXhunteR: i was wondering when we needed to feat the spotlight
lochnessseammonster: god intended bisexuals. adam AND eve
itira: Ben, you know those seed pods people stab into oranges around the holidays? thats a clove
spethycakes: if God is make-believe, explain the Holy Roman Empire
Aidankatz7: if gods made up explain whales
MacbethSeemsSus: And on day 7 god said: "ehh I can probably skip these steps. Good enough"
Faytheless: If god's makebelieve who's making all these ghosts
Mr_Horrible: going ringu mode
drcthulu: it's ok ghosts can't see flashlights
Stripe_dog: She looks sad go pat her on the back and give her a pep talk
Gaelan_Maestro: you have a hammer
CrossXhunteR: some wet footsteps
Fanklok: She just wants to give you some money for Za
Gaelan_Maestro: use it
Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster based
Juliamon: pomanders
SnackPak_: o/
hieroglyphica: They're dried flower buds!
itira: o/
pete_manatap: water into wine I would prefer beer 🤣
Pharmacistjudge: the oranges know what they did
jetpixi: is tasty
The_Timo: don'
Lazzared: tropicana
CrossXhunteR: ben has never seen cloves, the spice
jetpixi: then you cook them
Juliamon: they smell good!
spethycakes: you have to punish the oranges in honor of Jesus' birth
Fanklok: Cloves are the aromatic flower buds of a tree in the family Myrtaceae, Syzygium aromaticum. They are native to the Maluku Islands, or Moluccas, in Indonesia, and are commonly used as a spice, flavoring, or fragrance in consumer products, such as toothpaste, soaps, or cosmetics. Cloves are available throughout the year owing to different harvest seasons across various countries.
Tangsm: Ben has no context for a clove
InconsiderateHat: Yeah, doing a pinhead to an orange with cloves is a christmas thing.
betweenmyself: Who stabs oranges? Citrus Murderers
Aidankatz7: it’s a Christmasy spice
Kramburger: Ben.
jetpixi: you’d know it if you smelled it
Mr_Horrible: Clove Rosfeld
hieroglyphica: Do you know, for 'proper ' bechamel you're supposed to use milk that's been steeped with an onion stabbed all over with cloves
kerryg137: its the kind of spice you smoke
spethycakes: clove-studded oranges are common elements of making mulled/spiced wine
CrossXhunteR: cloves taste very strong, which i imagine makes for even worse cigarettes
Aidankatz7: it’s like cinnamon but spicier smell
Fanklok: A ZUNE
Stripe_dog: That is not a zune
Mr_Horrible: Zune, secretly the superior product
Larkonus:
InconsiderateHat: I really like black tea with just a few cloves thrown in.
CrossXhunteR: i had a zune. it ripped
NotCainNorAbel: what's that cable thing?
DaFhaye: Zune was the best
spethycakes: also thought to ward off the plague in the medieval era, I believe (the orange-clove combo)
SnackPak_: sure dude
thatguysteve2709: Zune
Mr_Horrible: no, Ben's correct here
CrossXhunteR: i watched anime on my zune
plundypops: sure it was ben, time to get you to bed
Kramburger: Imagine if an Ipod was also Facebook
pete_manatap: 90s foil shit
MacbethSeemsSus: Cursed object confirmed
hackingducks: ben's a zuneatic.
lochnessseammonster: that's what happens
gibbousm: My cousin had one
groulux: Oh yeah I remember cloves we called them Djaroums
tehfewl: Zune was the best
ButButTheJesus: I heard it was cracka-lackin'!
jetpixi: whatever you say, grandpappy
thatguysteve2709: Ben I am totally with you on this
kimmibeans: I had both. Preferred the iPod, sorry
bosqueofpines: Ben is now the 3rd Zune owner I have heard of.
betweenmyself: Zune: the Betamax of mo3 players
spo8n: zune didn't have labeled buttons
ravanstrike: >.> Ben u are dating yourself old man. Zune was... a thing
CrossXhunteR: my dad decided we were a zune family, not an ipod family
Juliamon: Creative Zens were the best, fuck Zune/iPod
hackingducks: we all had that zuneatic friend in the group. thank goodness it wasn't me.
Blightfight: Hey, the Zune implicitly supported piracy and the takedown of the RIAA!
hackingducks: @Juliamon SIGNED.
Mr_Horrible: Vivian how did you NOT know Amy was into you, if she lent you her mp3 player
betweenmyself: *mp3 players
jetpixi: I plugged my Walkman into my car
Stripe_dog: Wait what year is it they have a touch screen phone and a dedicated MP3 player
MrSarkhan: I still can't believe cassettes are making a comeback
CrossXhunteR: wait, these two weren't dating yet?
kerryg137: I had a walkman radio before a mp3 player
Kramburger: JUST KISS
MacbethSeemsSus: Who else remembers limewire
Tangsm: All the things used to be separate. You'd have to locate a calculator and buy a camera.
hackingducks: then they stopped making the zen and the ipod integrated a harddisk and... that was that.
30teracyte: why is this a voicemail if they're both talking
SnackPak_: before streaming music
pete_manatap: quality wise th iPod was rubbish. loved mini disc. why did the psp run umd
Faytheless: @Stripe_dog 200X
far2muchsarcasm: Highschool for me
Heckhoundbolt: Her mother is also not very financially well off.
Kramburger: I turned my old iphone 3gs into a mp3 player
TheAwkes: There were touch screen phones before there were smart phones.
CrossXhunteR: x-files music intensifies
lochnessseammonster: and now my electric kettle has snake on it
betweenmyself:
“Teehee, I was so bad at piano my mom shot me.”
Juliamon: Chapter 2 does feel like it's a bit more tropey
CrossXhunteR: in the car
Juliamon: broken family and all
Mr_Horrible: but I love the notes
kerryg137: i just remembering wanting a slidy keyboard phone when I was a kid
Kramburger: Did you ever find a ball hair on your car battery?
Heckhoundbolt: It’s a voicemail because we are in the ~Demon realm~
CrossXhunteR: ooh, do you get to slimjim a truck
Stripe_dog: I was on dumb phones for a long time so the world of smart phones and mp3 players never touched for me
Mr_Horrible: I love learning about story and setting through vaguely-related in-universe documentation
Mr_Horrible: "NO!"
Cptasparagus: its not a Subaru so you dont know how to use it
pete_manatap: that’s so my nephew
kerryg137: use the hammer on the window
kumatsu: yo what the hood doing
SnackPak_: smash the state
itira: that will be in my head for the rest of the week now
NotCainNorAbel:
Kramburger: DK
catcard: NOPE!
ravanstrike: Time to sing along, to the car alarm song!
MacbethSeemsSus: Mom's drunk
pete_manatap: however he’s not that smart
Stripe_dog: why is she wet
Faytheless: She was lured in by your siren song
Tangsm: You're so carefully hidden behind glass
thatguysteve2709: Why is mom wet
Fanklok: This is Sadako now, feel old yet?
kerryg137: car alarm song summons ghosts
Heckhoundbolt: yes
Mr_Horrible: HELL YES
itira: Hell yeah Ben
BusTed: You know, the universal experience
Fanklok: Renting Advent Children fro mBlockbuster
spethycakes: is she baptized?
hieroglyphica: Damn, that just meant I had to cook my own dinner
lochnessseammonster:
that was what visiting my dad was
ButButTheJesus: I never played that one, can she pick up Turok for me?
pete_manatap: turok?
thatguysteve2709: Ohh my God yes Ben preach
Heckhoundbolt: and now he farms gold
Mr_Horrible: "And he's never forgiven him since"
CrossXhunteR: and it's been downhill ever since
ravanstrike: Oh no! I'm so sorry Ben >.<
Kramburger: My mum was a shift worker, we never got fun stuff when mum was working because my dad hated video games and fast food
Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooow
MacbethSeemsSus: Playing the Star Fox 64 trial while Mom picks out some movies.
ravanstrike: Just right into the video game addict pipeline
Mr_Horrible: brain explosion dot gif
betweenmyself:
Go rent Chrono Trigger for the fifth time in a row, cause damn it if I’m gonna settle for one of the bad endings 
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Mr_Horrible: so it got 1 person every 5 days
DaFhaye: I played while at Gamestop
drcthulu: there's a reason it's not in business anymore
Heckhoundbolt: Like what year blockbuster
pete_manatap: Ben boom kin????!!
BrowneePointz: back in freshman year of high school, my dad would sometimes have to work late or go on a date with my to be stepmom, and he would leave me a 20 which back in 2006 was enough for a large stuffed crust two topping and a 2 L and a tip from Pizza Hut
hackingducks: i played wow for 16 days after release... then I realized I was addicted to it (hardcore) and sold it to a friend for like $40.... he dropped out of college later that year because of playing wow >_>
Faytheless: Time to Wash! That! Statue!
Fanklok: There's still Blockbuster
hieroglyphica: My dad was technically present, ironically got way better at that post divorce. I played the Sims and got into it from there
Mr_Horrible: because you couldn't rent shit for a week at blockbuster, for some reason
CrossXhunteR: extra water sounds, to go with wet footsteps
Aidankatz7: that’s so funny
Mr_Horrible: "Why don't you come over here and say that to my face?!"
Pharmacistjudge: i played wow for like 3 months, 3 times
betweenmyself: Blockbuster is gone because they decided *not* to buy out Netflix’s dvd mail delivery service when offered.
DaFhaye: I thought about getting out. Now it's 25 years later
pete_manatap: tree penguin??
Aidankatz7: I’m rooting for you Ben
Mr_Horrible: I mean smoking is kinda hard mode, so there's an excuse there
Strebenherz: I've tried wow but couldn't get into it
Kramburger: I got out in cataclysm because my (now) wife mistook my ADD for addiction
lochnessseammonster: i think a lot of my addictive personality is tied to my adhd
Fanklok: I played Guild Wars
Fanklok: alone
RonaldMcDownload: I have an addictive personality. CANNOT play gatcha, it will ruin me
Stripe_dog: Every time i've played an MMO I get DEEP into it for a week and then realize I actually hate the gameplay cycle and then quit.
Pharmacistjudge: WoW was really different when i had the LRR guild around
hackingducks: I played everquest (which my friends called 'evercrack' at the time)... it was nothing compared to wow on release. we were ADDICTED.
Strebenherz: also good evening gamers
NotCainNorAbel: so you are addicted to your friends you say
Mazrae: I had trouble getting addicted to WoW when I shared my account with my brother
TjPshine: would you call yourself a gamer
hieroglyphica: I have an addictive personality, but it's very keyed to whether it gives me pain relief. I too think it's an ADHD thing a bit
cobthegreat: I used to work at a McDonald's that was across the street from a Burger King we used stare at each there the windows on slow nights
Strebenherz: I play FFXIV but agreed like... there are MANY MANY good games
kerryg137: didnt you use to vape Ben? did it not help or did it make it worse?
Mr_Horrible: there tend to not really be ones that are both new *and* successful these days
MrPipboy3000: MMOs feel like something to do while your are on a party line with your friends ...
DaFhaye: Oh yeah. I fully realize I only still play WoW because I have been doing it forever
drrek0: That's why I loved guild wars back in the day, one time fee to play an MMO forever
bv310: The only thing MMO-adjacent that I've ever really enjoyed was Destiny, and that's mostly because the LRRCord group is a lot of fun to play with
Fanklok: StS 2 this year
Heckhoundbolt: WoW really is a product of its time and it has remained
MrSarkhan: Destiny 2 broke me on MMOs and any kind of live service game
CrossXhunteR: the soundscape of the water is very unnerving
vinewood_og: Like your phone?
Stripe_dog: Put your phone in the sink
lochnessseammonster: the wet bandits!
BrowneePointz: I’m still waiting on the League of Legends mmo
gibbousm: I played WoW in middle school because a chunk of my class was, but I only ever did things with them like 3 or 4 times and just soloed
betweenmyself:
if you’re gonna be an MMO player just go all in and slum it on the Everquest servers
kimmibeans: I'm pretty sure its St. Peter
Faytheless: Oh, I thought the hat was the head
CrossXhunteR: and he left the sink on
MrPipboy3000: So is this place haunted by the Wet Bandits?
ravanstrike: I'm going to lose my life once League releases the mmo
hackingducks: @BrowneePointz didn't they cancel that?
kerryg137: when does the scary part start?
bv310: That static is wildly loud
groulux: Yeah you would need to bring that pope into the shower to clean it
Strebenherz: I played the hell out of runescape years back but fell off of it
plundypops: yeah, get those minecraft players
Kramburger: Like Diablo 2?
Faytheless: @betweenmyself Everquest 1999 for the slightly more original experience
Strebenherz: I played it and i'll agree it's stinky
shendaras: yeah, who would play hardcore poe or something
Mr_Horrible: clever Mine 'o Clock jab, Streamer
Fanklok: ADAM BRINSON SAVIDAN yo utake that back right now
CrossXhunteR: anyone remember Adventure Quest, the browser based game?
lamina5432: playing an mmo alpha and enjoying it
ravanstrike: Adam speaking the truth!!
hieroglyphica: The lot of them never successfully relocated the MUD experience for me
BrowneePointz: No, they didn’t cancel it. They put it back to the drawing board because “it felt like other MMO’s on the market, but in Runeterra and people don’t want that.”
Mazrae: I played a good bit of Ultima Online
Mr_Horrible: heef voice "DUMMY"
Kramburger: No, you had to corpse run naked adam
drcthulu: diablo 1 you would drop all your gear
BrowneePointz: And yes, that’s exactly what people want
BrindleBoar: imagine playing a game where you lose progress if you die
NotCainNorAbel: I played EVE for a semester in college, glad I quit when I did
ravanstrike: Adam is brave enough to spread the truth!!
Kramburger: Maybe that's what i'm thinking of
RonaldMcDownload: oh fuck, Adventure Quest
MrPipboy3000: A MUD?
BrowneePointz: Browser based MMO
MrSarkhan: I remember Adventure Quest!
MrSarkhan: Loved that game
dutchmoose: Hell yes I played the hell out of AQ in sixth grade
RonaldMcDownload: takes me back
kumatsu: I "played" AQ but never got deep into it
Stripe_dog: AdventureQuest was an RPG. AdventureQuest WORLDS was an MMO
CrossXhunteR: adventure quest was the first thing i got my mom to let me use her card to pay for
bv310: Oh man, I was big on Adventure Quest and the Scifi version when I was in like grade 8
ravanstrike: I haven't thought of adventure quest in years! Holy cow!!!
ravanstrike: What a throwback
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I played like 2 hours of AQ and then forgot my password the next day
Strebenherz: my first runescape membership was me sending cash through the mail to jagex
ravanstrike: Such a weird game!
CrossXhunteR: i played so much adventure quest
Kelazi5: Oh yeah I played Adventure Quest in college for a bit to get my RPG fix in
Fanklok: I remember sending cash money in an envelope to pay for Adventure Quest
Strebenherz: @Fanklok in the before days
gibbousm: I played a ton of AQ when I was younger. I doubt I could remember my log in stuff
Mr_Horrible: "Solaris! Lunaris!"
BrowneePointz: I just remember trying to go to the Castlevania region all the time because they had the cool classes like witch hunter
TherapyforNarwhals: If you're talking to a ben, that's not him!
Mr_Horrible: Kongregate baybeeeeeee
Strebenherz: rip the era of cheesy flash game sites
CrossXhunteR: what was the website that wasnt kongregate that had the wireframe tank game
lamina5432: haven't heard addicting games in forever
Mr_Horrible: Armor Games, maybe?
BrowneePointz: what do you mean? Newgrounds is still kicking @strebenherz
dutchmoose: Miniclip was rad
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz ... fair point
Strebenherz: newgrounds is eternal
BrowneePointz: god addictinggames and kitten cannon
TherapyforNarwhals: Miniclip
MacbethSeemsSus: Addicting Games and Armor Games are unlocking some old memories.
RhoxPaperScissors: bubble tanks
hackingducks: armor games makes me miss gemcraft. that was the goated tower defense game
kerryg137: so does this ghost just get off on you solving puzzles then lets you go?
Mr_Horrible: I was, but was also dogshit at it
ravanstrike: OMGS MINI CLIP! was the place to be
BrowneePointz: I was!
CrossXhunteR: i had like a physical neopets toy
BrowneePointz: Neopets taught me HTML
hieroglyphica: I liked Kongregate, after Newgrounds started getting weird
ravanstrike: Also neopets was the shit
Mr_Horrible: just playing Meerca Chase all day
Fanklok: Newgrounds was always weird
bv310: Good news: I can attest that The Youths TM are still big on browser games, they just moved to CoolMathGames now because it frequently gets around our school division's net filters
thatguysteve2709:
I got a teacher addicted to a tower defense game on addicting games.com in highschool. His daughter went to school with us. He once stayed for 3hrs after school to play the games while his daughters just sat and watched him.
kerryg137: miniclip was the shit
Juliamon: There were lots of those. Aywas, Chickensmoothie
Faytheless: Was it mormons who bought Neopets at one point?
Mr_Horrible: watching Ben's shower videos
Kramburger: TIL Adam is a ghost
Juliamon: scientologists, not mormons
MrSarkhan: Gaia online?
mulligan2six: Having Adam tongue punch your Fun Button?
betweenmyself: been watching a youtube channel recently with videos trying to find “the worst MMO ever”… There’s a lot of games on life support, being bled dry for microtransactions
Faytheless: @Juliamon Aha, thanks
otakubox0: @betweenmyself Josh Strife Hayes?
BrowneePointz: Ben and I were both Gaia online edgelords iirc
ravanstrike: Ghosts just going crazy whenever adamndoes puzzles, just getting edged for hours
DaFhaye: I remember one that was just like death stick figures
BrindleBoar: Yer a wizard, Adam Potter
Kramburger: Wanna get kicked out of a pottery class?
CrossXhunteR: huh
itsr67: hose time
ravanstrike: Lmao
SnackPak_: yeah, we deserve it
betweenmyself: @otakubox0 that’s the one
Heckhoundbolt: Hose time
ravanstrike: Do it adam!
mulligan2six: That's what the ghost has to live for!
otakubox0: nice! Love watching his stuff too
ravanstrike: HOSE TIMR!!!
hackingducks: i had the greatest handle: hackingducks.
Fanklok: I picked this username when I was 14 and never changed
MrPipboy3000: Ohhh ... my AIM was CHlCKENP0X ... that was an awesome grab
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was too busy being forced to do activities to be the ideal college applicant
Faytheless: Ben's gonna blast us?
Kelazi5: My AIM was Magnaangemon546
kerryg137: only blast away if you use a firehose, were a filthy bunch
itsr67: adam "seabats" savidan
hieroglyphica: My old one was Whiskersftw cause I had a saltwater tank and a bunch of catfish, which really confused some people online
TheAwkes: Baby Awkes on the internet was CaptainApathy. Back when young people thought apathy was cool in the 90s.
Kramburger: Mine was a made-up word for the longest time
BusTed: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: you can't trick me into doxxing myself, Streamerr
bv310: @Fanklok Same. This username was originally a spam email address my brother used to scam on Habbo Hotel
CrossXhunteR: i picked mine probably around then, because i needed something to play Metal Gear Online
Strebenherz: I started using streben when i went on the runescape german servers because they had less competition. yew trees for life
BrowneePointz: mine was The_Crimson_Behemoth for AIM/MSN/Gaia Online cuz I was an edgy theater kid
Mr_Horrible: (but yeah my names were pretty nerdy as well)
Pharmacistjudge:
and you both complained when i said your middle names
hieroglyphica: Ooooh most of us have some real cringe attached to these
LostThePirate: I switched my online handle over to this one in 2013; my old one included my actual name.
CrossXhunteR: i love that this hammer solves everything
Mr_Horrible: but starting w/ steam I've basically used this or 1 other handle since
DaFhaye: Mine was KorbenDallas
Fanklok: Oh fuck Vent\
100viewbots: I'm also using my real name
TherapyforNarwhals: How to dox yourself: what was your Ifunny name lmao
Fanklok: What a garbage program
Kramburger: OMC?
Mr_Horrible: I only barely remember the TF2 leagues, sorry pal
Kramburger: AHHHHH
BusTed: uhh
CrossXhunteR: it's a horror game now
hieroglyphica: THIS handle is already one generation behind for me. I started watching LRR in my ladybug era, and now I worship the Tiny Bison
Kramburger: How Bizzare
Heckhoundbolt: she is possessed. there is no saving her now
Mr_Horrible: mumble for us
CrossXhunteR: we used Mumble
Scarbble: man i kinda miss vent
thatguysteve2709: We are back in the casting of Frank stone and we are spinning
Mr_Horrible: honestly didn't Vent just get like a big update?
LostThePirate: Pre-Discord, I used Skype for a while, and Trillian before that.
Fanklok: AOL still makes large sums of money from Dial-Up
hieroglyphica: Man I wonder if I can find some of my old MUDs
CrossXhunteR: my friends use Mumble instead of Discord to record a podcast
Mr_Horrible: Discord has gotten pretty shite for purpose, yeah
TjPshine: yeah its voip is still much better than discord
DaFhaye: They use teamspeak
gibbousm: In my middle school English class, our teacher made a forum for us to use to do our literature discussions. He had to shut it down after 2 weeks due to a flame war breaking out
Mr_Horrible: quelle surprise
Cptasparagus: keep that dialup unclogged in 2025
SkylerRingtail: Suuuure is
otakubox0: Didnt discord say they wanted to put ads on it?
betweenmyself: when I originally came up with this handle I spent three hours discovering how uncreative I am (trying names that were already taken) because I refused to append numbers or -xXx- to my attempted names
prince_infidel: I got pop-up ads on discord today
CrossXhunteR: @otakubox0 i believe i got one today
hieroglyphica: Which annoys me, cause now none of my friends have consistent alternatives
drcthulu: teamspeak is free, vent was always pay to have a server
spethycakes: I got a pop-up ad today, yeah
Mr_Horrible: I would *pay* them to stop making headass decisions, Savidan
MacbethSeemsSus: If it's free, you're the product
Juliamon: yeah they already have ads
30teracyte: without vent where are we supposed to sitter och spelar dota?
Kramburger: Shoutout to Venture Capital
MWGNZ: my discord currently has ads in the setting menu
Mr_Horrible: but they keep making them, so I will not pay
otakubox0: damn that sucks
SkylerRingtail: Not surprised, just disappointed. Wishing we lived in a better world, not dominated by capitalism
100viewbots: greed is not a requirement
MrPipboy3000: I pay for nitro
CrossXhunteR: i have nitro and youtube premium. miss me with all ads
TherapyforNarwhals: Which is why we should sub!
Juliamon: I dropped Nitro when they first announced NFT support. Still feel good about that.
MrPipboy3000: @CrossXhunteR same
CrossXhunteR: or, whatever the twitch thing is. not discord nitro
Mr_Horrible: Nitro's probably worth the price, but I don't do it basically on personal ideological grounds at this point
Kuhfeek: No shower adds
plundypops: I mean they made the ads way worse to make people get premium...
MrSarkhan: Youtube Premium is so worth it. I switch from Spotify and never looked back
MechaKuuga: the fake health ads on YT are getting outrageous
gibbousm: I'm doing Spotify premium solely so it won't interrupt my ttrpg music with adds
Isaac3567: Premium saves my battery power on my phone since it keeps playing with the screen off
betweenmyself: someday in the future Discord will replace their small ad pictures with a loud AI voice that interrupts your conversation every five minutes, yelling at you to buy stuff
ravanstrike: Is Wheel of time good?
hieroglyphica: I did too, but now I'm pulling back now to have more freedom to ... go places suddenly. I do admittedly still pay for YouTube
itsr67: TRUE
AetherFang_: We got YouTube premium a few years ago because of one ad that was 34 minutes long. And it was 2/4
lochnessseammonster:
CrossXhunteR: ive never seen these
The_Timo: that one is so awful
otakubox0: LOL I get those ads all the time
BusTed: moving all around
DaFhaye: Hunched over
CrossXhunteR: stone still
spethycakes: "but it's more DYNAMIC"
Mr_Horrible:
they're tightening up the graphics on level 3, ease up
CrossXhunteR: lean forward, locking in
30teracyte: cough cough 2025 best picture winner anora
Mazrae: The only time I'm moving while I play is Mario kart
dutchmoose: big shrimpin
lochnessseammonster:
that is how i play cuz i'm bad
BusTed: 🎮 🦐
plundypops: omg musk swinging his head around trying to "prove" he plays PoE2 -_-
BrowneePointz: The worst part of twitch ads in the US is a US Armed Forces ads
agentofsaruman69: @AetherFang_ adblock is cheaper though
Fanklok: Iron Pineapple and his friends doing E3 pre-record role play in co op games
betweenmyself: to be fair, Keanu doesn’t seem to understand how humans behave generally speaking
dutchmoose: Yes
dutchmoose: uncredited
TjPshine: yeah, they asked obama but he turned it down
Kramburger: My be a wooden building HEYOOOO
Mr_Horrible: why, he's not doing shit
hackingducks: @TjPshine thanks obama.
Mr_Horrible: fuckin slacker
DaFhaye: Obama didn't approve of the role
AetherFang_: @agentofsaruman69 doesn't work for phone streaming, and we're also have YouTube music. It was worth it for how much we watch YouTube and listen to music
BrowneePointz: Also, if you have prime, I highly recommend legend of Vox Machina. Just a real good adult fantasy series and you don’t have to worry about knowing shit about critical role.
100viewbots: twitch doesn't serve me ads and I think they don't believe I'm real
Mr_Horrible: did he reach cap?
CrossXhunteR: he solo leveled
prince_infidel: So anime
ravanstrike: Solo leveling is a banger. Just to good
I_Am_Clockwork:
Ah so classic shonen show stuff then 
agentofsaruman69: @AetherFang_ you can get it for phones pretty easily though, revanced or similar apps
Mr_Horrible: Sakamoto Days, yeah
DaFhaye: Sakamoto days
30teracyte: i'm about to lose a fight? better go to the 'didnt do my pushups' dimension
Fanklok: One Punch man is there to kill the monster and everyone around him gets to be interesting
lamina5432: there some enemies coming up in solo leveling that add some stakes
kerryg137: "my characters fuckin" hell yeah brother
CrossXhunteR: now im missing Mob Psycho 100
hackingducks: yes, give me more John Wicks
Mr_Horrible: those can be fun but you gotta hit em from an indirect angle, yeah
DaFhaye: Reincarnated as a slime is also really good
BrowneePointz: Mob psycho is the PEAK version of that
agentofsaruman69: This is the same reason that Reacher is so god
agentofsaruman69: good*
plundypops: The characters have to be interesting to carry the "super OP" type of stories. Sololeveling guy isn't the most interesting guy.
I_Am_Clockwork: Dan dan dan?
gibbousm: I read through Solo Leveling last year. It felt fairly generic because it's one of the first to do all those plot lines and tropes
DaFhaye: It's a shonen
drcthulu: too much fanservice
otakubox0: That's valid
Kendo_thorn: if you don’t finish this game tonight you guys gotta finish it next week and then start Last of Us 2. Don’t pull a Talking Simulator and not finish games Adam
otakubox0: There's straight up sexual assault in it basically
drrek0: It hit that level for me in the first episode. I was supremely grossed out by the episode 1 abudction scene
hieroglyphica: Oh yeah I am 100% done with that
Fanklok: Stop watching stuff for teenagers then
gibbousm: I'm with you on this Ben
kerryg137: what do you think of food wars?
hieroglyphica: I legit had to stop Delicious in Dungeon because of how shitty they treated the characterization of the main female lead
lochnessseammonster: yeah no thanks
Mr_Horrible: it's not always gonna vibe, yeah
lochnessseammonster: same
SnackPak_: you don't?
DaFhaye: I'm okay with perversion if it's more just like natural
Faulpyr: Dan Da Dan is a banger, though. I think they handle those teenage moments reasonably well
Fanklok: The food that makes your titties pop out
plundypops: True, but food wars was all about that ecchi foodmaking, dandadan isn't super ecchi all the time
call_me_Aras: The Dandadan manga got away from fanservice stuff, sort of.
Mollylele: DandyGeek just bounced y'all off our TV so fast for fear of Severance spoilers, so I guess consider yourself on notice
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no, they realized they have autonomy
Mr_Horrible: my tax dollars pay your salary, Savidan (...I think)
korvys: I read the food wars manga, but in that you can just like... turn the page when they start getting weird. Can't skip the moans in the anime
Mollylele: he put the stream out like it was on fire
BrowneePointz: food wars is LITERALLY Ecchi
Kramburger: That's why I love SpyxFamily, the big drama is because the MCs might have to share a chaste kiss
brainbosh: I hate the "tiny pervert" character and I am SO TIRED of seeing them
prince_infidel: Everything is Permitted. So they don't have to do anything.
betweenmyself: Ben just jealous he hasn’t had an omelette that literally blew his clothes off
hieroglyphica: I did enjoy Kakegurii tho, which is a little pervy
brainbosh: One of the reasons I fell off One Piece was the child pervert
BrowneePointz: DanDaDan is a banger but it does use nudity as a punchline a lot and the first episode goes a BIT too hard on making a point
Faulpyr: The first episode is too much, yeah
agentofsaruman69: They said "for FEAR of Severance spoilers" but y ou didn't do any
Stripe_dog: I still have no idea what Severance is
Kramburger: Yeah the first ep of Dandadan is a barrier
itsr67: I've got excellent anime taste and I have yet to watch dandadan
Strebenherz: WHAT
SnackPak_:
MrSarkhan: WAT
Seth_Erickson: that is the turbo granny's line
Fanklok: gobble your weiner
Strebenherz: THE TIMING
itsr67: 100% success rate
plundypops: O _ O
BrindleBoar: sometimes you want your schlong gargled
BrowneePointz: gobble that dong*
Mr_Horrible:
it's the supernatural forces, Ben
I_Am_Clockwork: but that was the wiener eating ghost?
itira:
Strebenherz: shame granny's gonna have to work overtime
Fanklok: I have never watched DanDa Da ever
Kramburger: They meant literally gobble, TBF, as in EAT
korvys: Not in a cooking-based show
BrowneePointz: with the voice of Rita, fucking Repulsa
plundypops: I mean there was nothing sexy about the wiener eating ghost
call_me_Aras: The first chapter of Dandadan is such a different manga then it is now
BrindleBoar: YO HOT DOG MAN
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: if they're hot enough they can call it anything, brro
Kendo_thorn: don’t mean have to but have to but just don’t want you to start that trend of not finishing games. you guys have had a few times you have played something without the other person and not finished it. it’s just disappointing
hieroglyphica: I have never used a word longer than four letters for a dick
Kendo_thorn: since i enjoy watching you guys play them
kerryg137: pee pee ftw
Mr_Horrible: but I will probably still laugh
betweenmyself: that’s just Turbo Baba being Turbo Baba
korvys: "gobble your weiner" in a cooking show is very different to "gargle your shlong"
NotCainNorAbel: natural casing beef stick
BrindleBoar: flirting is easy, it's the same as getting food at a ballgame
SquareDotCube: I. C. Weiner?
BusTed: peener?
I_Am_Clockwork: my tah lala
I_Am_Clockwork: my dingdingdong
Kramburger: Turbo Granny just likes castrating boys
BrowneePointz: I cannot stress this enough, Adam, but the voice of Rita repulsa as an evil spirit, in the first episode says “let me gobble that dong end”
Mr_Horrible: @BrindleBoar that actually got me to laugh out loud
BrindleBoar: peenasaurus dix
BrowneePointz: dong*
gibbousm: I still hate how this one anime I watched years ago had a character be the love Rival for 2 seasons and then once the leads got together, rival character became nothing but boob jokes
DaFhaye: I could not
pctjoe: wang me my good lad
vinewood_og: Where are we at on "pecker"
Mr_Horrible: "and there's the other 10%" - Ben
TherapyforNarwhals: Just "penis" in an australian accent
drcthulu: What about Tally Whacker?
Lazzared: what about one eyed monster
Mr_Horrible: Adam you have to remember that only seachats decided on that
Mr_Horrible: and it was not by consensus
Mr_Horrible: it was by vibes
lochnessseammonster:
damn i guess i'm more comfortable with sex than i thought
kerryg137: i prefer ding a ling
lochnessseammonster: classic
DaFhaye: Majority of names do not work in sexy times
Tangsm: I rewatched it a couple years ago
lochnessseammonster: i watched that way too young
KWardJenx: Head! Move! Now!
dutchmoose: The Alcatraz scene always gets me
Tangsm: I've always loved that movie. Rewatching didn't change that
LostThePirate: According to my spouse, our son has a "dinky" and I just disagree looool.
hackingducks: I have that movie on DVD in my apartment and I have never seen it.
drcthulu: It's like a baby's arm holding an apple
GreyThey: Spoilers, Ben
hackingducks: nor do I think I own a DVD player anymore >_>
itira: LOL
patrick_stonecrusher: Is that a battery flap on the top right of the boombox?
SnackPak_: right in the dinky
MacbethSeemsSus: Dinky or donker?
Scarbble: it is very funny but also come on y'all, teach your kids the right words
korvys: How's "junk" sit with you?
TherapyforNarwhals: My willie to her wonka
circusofkirkus: Dinky just reminds me of Dinkytown
NotCainNorAbel: dinky sounds like a swear when you can't swear
dutchmoose: Shlong
Fanklok: What about honkin' hog?
hackingducks: donk is a butt.
betweenmyself: keep it old school Yiddish with schwanz
spethycakes: "thor's hammer"
vinewood_og: Dingus?
pctjoe: honestly so I marred an ax murderer probly aged better than austin powers
Tangsm: Donker is a name for a butt
Kendo_thorn: winkwok sounds cursed
Kramburger: My daughter came in while I was having a shower one day and said "Daddy I'm laughing at your penis, it's fun laughing at your penis." I still haven't recovered
Strebenherz: your blorbo's beeper
Lazzared: the sledge
CypherRaze: I used to call it a Spleengus when I was younger.
drcthulu: donger
Mr_Horrible: @korvys you can't just ask how someone's junk sits Kapppa
Mr_Horrible: damn, I cannot type tonight
lochnessseammonster: krawl the warrior king
korvys: @Kramburger HOLY SHIT
DaFhaye: That's like also I hate weird names for also sex. Like I will never forget one of my partners looking at me and asking if I wanted to "Bump uglies"
tr3ewitch88: Adam!
Seth_Erickson:
bosqueofpines: Go back to Salsa Fiesta
Mr_Horrible: @korvys how are you typing from 6 feet underground?
SnackPak_: this bangs
Mr_Horrible: patricide in motion
vinewood_og: 101.1 WJRR!
DaFhaye: @Kramburger Are you okay?
drcthulu: kkona brother
korvys: @Kramburger A born twitch chatter, that one.
ravanstrike: RIP headphones
Kramburger: @DaFhaye I'm taking it one day at a time
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh if people hate facebook as much as I do, Last Week tonight did another great thing, this website is a step by step guide to ensuring Facebook cannot use you to make money and it helps you to navigate their incredibly arcane stupid settings
DaFhaye: Can you trade in children?
Kramburger: Yeah
RonaldMcDownload: aur naur
tr3ewitch88: I still don't have the answer for my daughter. When I walked past the bathroom door and she said, " Mommy, where are my boobs."
Kramburger: You gotta drag the 'A' Daaad
MegaDosX: Adam and mangling an Australian accent, name a more iconic duo
CypherRaze: aur naur, your penaur
Strebenherz: @Kramburger i'm gonna hazard a wild guess that's not the first time they've roasted you
Strebenherz: cus children be children'ing
mulligan2six: aur naur! Not me daughta!
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig interesting URL, but it *is* John Oliver so I believe this is legit
pctjoe: after hearing your ska slander my jaw dropped.... still trying to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
ravanstrike: Mommy???
Mr_Horrible: gotta leave a quarter under your pillow for the Titty Fairy
DaFhaye: @Kramburger You got this
matthaus_c: I definitely don't know how my parents do it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible They repurposed it from a joke during the pandemic where he got someone to send him literal actual rat erotica that was auctioned off at some point, its a very funny recurring bit from the blank void era where he was slowly going mad
RonaldMcDownload: I haven't listened to ska in a while. I should pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
tr3ewitch88: She was 6 at the time so I had nothing
SnackPak_: aww yeah
Strebenherz: what about bluegrass
MacbethSeemsSus: Yes fiddler, continue.
Kramburger: Not my kid, but a kid on a school camp once said that the reason the the adults were able to control their actions was because "we'd had sex..... I bet it tingles."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fiddlers are underrated
bv310: Just full Foggy Mountain Breakdown
ravanstrike: @ mr horrible. Gotta donate to the dirty fairy for all the trans homies!
Fanklok: How have the batteries not died yet, those radios only last like 30 minutes
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig honestly I'd believe he cooked it up out of whole cloth purely for the facebook bit, so it tracks
ravanstrike: Titty fairy, God dam auto correct
Kramburger: Who put a house in this maze?
kerryg137: its cousin kovin music
kerryg137: lovin
Mr_Horrible:
lochnessseammonster: when i was little it was lunette's 10 second tidy
Kramburger: Apparently some kindys have a tidy up song and you can use to activate your child like a sleeper agent
ravanstrike: Clean up some still gets me as a 30 year old
Mr_Horrible: I cast Polymerization!
tr3ewitch88: I do have to say having kids is great for free comedy material.
RonaldMcDownload: this new MTG set sucks
Mr_Horrible: why the fuck do I still remember that card name
Fanklok: Polymerization in 2025?
Strebenherz: mammoth graveyard POLYMERIZATION
Strebenherz: it exists but it does NOT do anything like that
Sogheim: The Living Arrow!
itsr67:
ravanstrike: If you ever want something truely insane, try reading the yu gi oh manga, it was bloody CRAZY!!
adept_nekomancer: "Did you just play a bunch of cards? That's against the rules!"
BrowneePointz: and the undead mammoth rotted his Light Dragon
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like a curse
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>"Was this a literal actual curse?" "Yeah I'm a pharaoh. Fuck you."
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe I remember this: he quit cause Kaiba was going to jump off the building
Fanklok: Uh no Ben that was Real Kaiba hacking the Industrial Illusions sattelite
drrek0: Season 1 yugioh the game literally didn't have the rules made yet, so the writer kinda just did whatever he wanted
itsr67: "wizard what did you just hex me with"
vinewood_og: I showed you my bone mammoth, plz respnd
hackingducks: the latest card game for wheeler to play
DaFhaye: Fuck that one got me
hb8u: at that point just use a gun
Strebenherz: bandit keith TRIED
Fanklok: A4kids took all the guns out
Strebenherz: but pegasus had other thoughts
BrowneePointz: my favorite is still the can you destroy your friends souls Kaiba? “ I am the CEO of a major multimillion dollar company, I destroy souls every day.”
call_me_Aras: Someone turned the mirror on
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>shadowgate classic ass door
ravanstrike: Rip bandit keith
Pharmacistjudge: season 0 yugioh was all cheating
BrowneePointz: That man had no chill
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>thank you, Adam
Pharmacistjudge: rolling 7 on a 6 sided die level nonsense
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz kaiba, no chill, ever
BusTed: that hair toss
Fanklok: Fuck I still need to watch the Seto Kaiba movie
Strebenherz: @Pharmacistjudge was that the manga bakura shadow game?
Scarbble: the librarby?
ravanstrike: Season zero yu gi oh was just murder. Like yami just straight killed and like destroyed people
Kramburger: In the 40K lore Lion El'Johnstone woke up after 10000 years in a coma and was like "why am I weak, who hexed me?" and an enemy had to be like, "You got old, dude"
vinewood_og: The book store?
betweenmyself: theeeeeeere used to be a greying tower alone on the seeeea
Strebenherz: legit
prince_infidel: Date orphans
kumatsu: time to introduce Ben to my parents at Magiccon
itira: uuuuugh
korvys: Just date orphans
SnackPak_: wild
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>realizing just now that I've been idling in FFXIV for 3 hours because I moved y'all to 1st monitor and forgot about it
Saintnex: sighhhh
catcard: gross!!!!
spethycakes: ew
lochnessseammonster:
hieroglyphica: Oh yeah, it took like a decade to have anything LIKE a decent relationship with my MIL
Stripe_dog: And then you said "Catch these hands"
DaFhaye: That's disturbing
Tangsm: Ah, weird dads
hackingducks: "alright I think we're done here."
Thefluffiestguineapig: How old were you?
circusofkirkus: family of perverts
dutchmoose: how old were you two?
DaFhaye: What the fuuuuck
ghyllnox: Lmao no
Pharmacistjudge: yikes...like double yikes
hieroglyphica: And we still both struggle with my FIL
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>after the 3rd one you just explicitly be performing a sex act, just to mess with him
ravanstrike: That's pycho behavior... hand check like wtf
itsr67: CAUGHT emoji
Nigouki: i would raise a middle finger from under teh table by the 3rd time
hb8u: lord
dutchmoose: That's weird man
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
MegaDosX: Oh that's so much worse!
Strebenherz: that's nope
circusofkirkus: did you just flip them off each time
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>"Yeah, GREG. What are you gonna do about it?"
hackingducks: okay, definitely "peace out bye."
kerryg137: NOO
MacbethSeemsSus: You can pick the person but not their relatives
betweenmyself: Just wants to make sure there are no unsanctioned thumb wars below the table
lochnessseammonster:
i've met my datefriend's parents and they're great but i'm very nervous about them meeting my mine
vinewood_og: Like who is finger blasting a 20 year old at the dinner table?
MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself In violation of the treaty, obviously.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Second time I would plan not to order, third time I would raise my hand and say "waiter, check please"
Strebenherz: that's when you start trying to hold the parents hands to make sure everyone feels uncomfortable
Ferisar: hey ben
vinewood_og: Honestly
Ferisar: hand check
Kramburger: Holding hands at the dinner table is Unchristian
BrowneePointz: any dad who treats their daughter as untrustworthy property immediately gets the stink eye for me
drrek0: My wife wanted me to ask her dad for her hand in marriage, and when I did he went "No..." long pause "that shouldn't be a problem"
MegaDosX: Oh that's unfortunate
Ferisar: MY HANDS ARE MY OWN
dutchmoose: The master of his domain
Ferisar: LMAO
MegaDosX: Is that what the kids are calling it these days Adam?
spethycakes: well you know what they say: if you can't see their hands, they MUST be in pants
Saintnex: MY HANDS ARE ON MY TAINT, Suck it lol
gibbousm: Show hands
Ferisar: brother, you may not control the fate of my hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Hand check" and you raise three hands
itsr67: lmfao
DaFhaye: Is Malfurion still dead?
itsr67: "NO"
Fanklok: So the 3000 free packs they gave you worked?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>more like Dearth(-of-content-)stone
betweenmyself: “Look sir, I eat my spicy chicken wyngz, pause to diddle my girlfriend, the return to them wyngz, and you cannot MAKE ME wash my hands between those steps!”
bv310: The Starcraft expac was a fun Hearthstone move
Thefluffiestguineapig: You just bring increasingly weird prop hands
pctjoe: playing a twin stick shooter is my favorite new euphemism
itsr67: damb
Ferisar: lmaoooooooo
itira:
matthaus_c: LMAO
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MWGNZ: o7
Strebenherz: "hand check!" *start holding hands, keep holding hands, ASSERT DOMINANCE*
TherapyforNarwhals: We can just watch the end lol
Saintnex: o7
otakubox0: easiest speedrun
SnackPak_: o7
Scarbble: o7
gibbousm: You can do it
MrSarkhan: o7
MegaDosX:
Ferisar: more like mr_nocomment
DaFhaye: Who's Mr Horrible?
itsr67: im happy that all the atoms bouncing around got us to this moment
Fanklok: Now ban Graham again
Kramburger: The joke should have been 'More like HALFstone' because it's half a game
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Hand check" And every time you T pose for Ten full minutes
mulligan2six: Giving him 5 minutes back in his day
catcard: I cannot stay awake any longer, good night everyone!
MacbethSeemsSus: There is no Mr.Horrible in Ba Sing Se
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig hold partner's hand AND tpose
Stripe_dog: ham check
Ferisar: wake up catcard
itsr67: just slapped mr horrible
Ferisar: or i'll take my icecream
Ferisar: more*
100viewbots: Raise hands, one covered in an uncertain fluid the other has a gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz If they without speaking also T pose you know it's meant to be
spethycakes: can we REALLY blame Mr_Horrible for living up to the name?
lochnessseammonster: true
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the same thing that happened with Juliamon
matthaus_c: they're laughing their asses off rn
Kramburger: They're a Yaptain
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben did it because he was challenged and had the immediate OH FUCK
Ferisar: when you are the yaplord every conversation looks like twitch chat
Kramburger: I think so?
Fanklok: My Twitch recap from last year was like you sent 3500 messages, 3300 of them were in LoadingReadyRun's chat
matthaus_c: o yaptain my yaptain
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Then who is the Yadmiral?
Saintnex: ohhh noooo
Fanklok: That's what he gets for playing with car batteries
matthaus_c: to the windowww
dumbo3k: Did someone call for me?
call_me_Aras: That was a really good scare setup
drcthulu: Ghosts can't go outside
dumbo3k: I heard my name
100viewbots: Actual ambulance just passed my house. So immersive
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c to the WALL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I live between two hospitals so the possibility of sirens is always extremely high
call_me_Aras: It's a valve Ben
matthaus_c: Shinji, crank that soulja boy
Ferisar: ambulance taking 3 hits from this b l u n -
Scarbble: straight crankin it
Fanklok: This is the second time Ben reading one of my chats out loud got interrupted by stuff happening on stream
Kramburger: Who up craking they wall
drcthulu: they're from the hospital, they've got all the good drugs
RonaldMcDownload: I can churchity church while you churchity church..
hackingducks: a locked coffin. not ominous at all.
100viewbots: Damn, jun locked himself in a coffin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben I would genuinely love a stream of just you hanging with Gus and Remy and the sneks
Ferisar: classic jun
Saintnex: Based on what I watched of a playthrough, you should not be far?
LaconicLad: And that's just for chapter 2
Forlorgen: you cant see puzzles adam
Gaelan_Maestro: jump scare?
Kramburger: It's the Jundertaker
MegaDosX:
@Thefluffiestguineapig That would require Ben to solo stream, and he doesn't do that anymore 
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey Jun, don't make it sad.
betweenmyself:
turns out there are 87 additional chapters, each one starring one of the many well fleshed out characters in this cast
DaFhaye: I mean he can
drcthulu: ok Elon
spethycakes: this isn't a democracy
Stripe_dog: That's his American side coming through
circusofkirkus: he is a tyrant, ben
DaFhaye: He literally has the power
MrSarkhan: It's the american side
Saintnex: Okay Adam, you jerk lol
tr3ewitch88: ADAM
kimmibeans: No
lochnessseammonster: he has the gun, will shoot
Forlorgen: was i about to get shot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Then can we just have "just chatting" pet stories? I'm biased as a veterinary professional
thatguysteve2709: This is the energy I am here for gettum adam
DaFhaye: I thought Gun nut Adam was put down
Kramburger: Shadow of the Colossus was an okay game!
ravanstrike: Adam had gone full American. Gotta lock up your guns!
Saintnex: well thats DEFINITELY the American side
Jennie_Fuchsia: canned soda is more reliably good than fountain soda
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I am also biased as someone that just loves pers
TherapyforNarwhals: Full playthrough gives another 20 mins on youtube
Kramburger: Adam's laying down supressing ifre
SnackPak_:
r10pez10: baking soda
circusofkirkus: if he comes back, we can ban him again!
DaFhaye: You can just re shoot em
Fanklok: Honestly if you time out enough people Graham will probably mute the channel
Kramburger: Run home Jack
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam just likes to kvetch
100viewbots: Live boob touch
DaFhaye: Just say sorry we ran longer than intended them blam
spethycakes: Every time Adam times them out, I become more fond of them
hackingducks: zomble alert
Saintnex: oh she got that schomovement
Nigouki: who's the bootleg sadako? i think i missed that
hackingducks: one of those 28 days later zomblers
adept_nekomancer: We've only got one speed, and it's "mosey".
tr3ewitch88: I think she saw you ben
100viewbots: Some bare foot slaps
Ferisar: wow i can't get in on this zoner
Ferisar: they keep hitting my fingers with a hammer
ravanstrike: Slap Dat hand ✋️
DoomBringerIL: the locking doesn't make sense
100viewbots: Real warioware gaming
TherapyforNarwhals: You're at the end maybe 10 mins left
ravanstrike: Oh no JEANS!!
DoomBringerIL: we locked the door on our end... she just needed to push it
ravanstrike: Gay vibes right there
Scarbble: eme
betweenmyself: so for chapter 3 do we take control of the killer man and discover he’s secretly in Lesbian with Amy and Vivian as well
ravanstrike: Lol
Kramburger: Mah peenus
Mr_Horrible: so fun fact the only version of that song I can actually remember is the Snail one that just devolves into gibberish
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fall in lesbian again!
dutchmoose: I do my wordle every day
tr3ewitch88: In the end, we all just find out it's carbon monoxide poisoning.
Mr_Horrible: entering "GAAAY" for my wordle
jetpixi: the wordle yesterday annoyed me lol
100viewbots: @betweenmyself Throuple incoming?
lochnessseammonster: my friend plays a version that's like 8 at once...
thatguysteve2709: Welcome back @mr_horrible we missed you
ButButTheJesus: "squirtle? wordle? assmoist?!"
Fanklok: Enchant Worldle is better tbh
Kramburger: I hit a 69 day unbeaten streak on wordle and retired champion
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben Anger Translator
MolaMolaphant: sometimes the series of words is funny, but that's like, to a specific person, not posting
ravanstrike: CALLED IT!!!
lochnessseammonster:
Fanklok: I like you, like in a gay way
Mr_Horrible: @thatguysteve2709 I was always with you (10 minutes isn't enough for me to close the window, tbh)
100viewbots: Wordle 1,382 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
ravanstrike: GAYYYY 🥰 HECK YEAH!!!
DaFhaye: I feel like I won for never playing
Mr_Horrible: 1st monitor through the whole timeout
Mr_Horrible: I'm a real one
matthaus_c: very good
adept_nekomancer: And then they were roommates!
betweenmyself: “Be sure to follow my Wordle progress that I am definitely *not* checking the answers for beforehand to get only two and three guess results…”
ravanstrike: Oh yeah been on the phone the whole time!
Mr_Horrible:
tr3ewitch88: Note to future lesbians don't use a weegee board to impress your date?😅
Mr_Horrible: it's damp outside
protojman: way to beat both chapters before the buzzer btw.
Kramburger: The sunk cost fallacy is real
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the most adorable gay awkwardness ever
ravanstrike: True! Weegee board, bad first date
Saintnex:
lochnessseammonster:
hackingducks: hey, they're together. it worked.
MacbethSeemsSus: You should start referring to the podcast portion as your handicap
otakubox0: Adam had that one puzzle on lock
Mr_Horrible: look their show is Talking Sim not Completing Sim
Kramburger: OUR victory, comrade
matthaus_c: tyrant and vizier
Fanklok: Ben just kept shooting everyone in twitch chat
Kendo_thorn: waiting for it to say end of chapter 2 and then show a chapter 3
hackingducks: sometimes a bad date's a good thing.
Peter_Chordash: There was that one piano puzzle
Kramburger: Chat needs to watch in respectful silence
Vonbane: can they not say Ouija since it's trademarked?
r10pez10: luigi board
Mr_Horrible:
I'm watching disrespectfully 
Pharmacistjudge: but what if i fake talk?
100viewbots: Waluigi board
TherapyforNarwhals: We don't like you Adam, we LOVE you
Kramburger: Ouija Boards are made by Hasbro, right?
Pharmacistjudge: with the good ol
ravanstrike: Is okay Adam, WE LOCE YOU!!
matthaus_c: every step you take...
Ferisar: gl luigi board
Vonbane:
i've been in the shower washing my nuts for this whole stream
kumatsu: all I can do is emit a dull droning sound
Mollylele: the nonfamous silent lesbians love this show
Mr_Horrible: "In conclusion, Twitch Chat is a land of contrasts"
Saintnex: but what if we mumble?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah again the thing is that Adam can move the goal posts
lamina5432: we only watch out f respect for you
thatguysteve2709: If we don't talk Adam has to pay attention to story
hackingducks: @Vonbane in game? yeah hasbro's gonna come at them. in chat? whatever.
Jennie_Fuchsia:
matthaus_c: those nuts are reflective by now
RonaldMcDownload: nobody's nuts are that clean
Saintnex:
Ive been in the bath washing my nuts the entire time Adam
Mr_Horrible: jailbreak arc
Mr_Horrible: world's wettest man Andrew WK
dutchmoose: Damn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's insane
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tr3ewitch88: "Why are you here in the middle of the night?" "I just love school so much."
Fanklok: Damn Andrew W.K. has a PHD in partying
MacbethSeemsSus: He is an expert on party intensity.
Mr_Horrible: that literally made you 1 in a million, Ben
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: The response is the big deal
Forlorgen: hes just a good dude AWK
kumatsu: Inspiring Growth
Mr_Horrible: it doesn't always have to be a contest, Adam
Kendo_thorn: good so this is her now going to save Vivian
Fanklok: Did you print out the tweet and frame it?
matthaus_c: you wanna be him
Kramburger: If you're one in a million there's like 350 of you in the us alone
spethycakes: you don't want to be A one; you want to be THE one
100viewbots: I wanna be the only girl in the world
prince_infidel: How big is this school?
ButButTheJesus:
you're already one in like billions
pctjoe: Jet Lee is the one
lochnessseammonster:
solarsheeptoken: you r 1 in 8 trillion
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Amy to commit a federal felony to spring her gf from detention
Kendo_thorn: at least it seems both chapters didn’t end at the exact same moment
Kendo_thorn: so happy you guys get to finish this 🙌🏻
Mr_Horrible: move over, Jill
Kendo_thorn: niice
Mr_Horrible: we've got a new master of unlocking
matthaus_c: the facussy
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
jetpixi: did the teacher leave?
Saintnex: Workussy?
100viewbots: Kids these days think you can do anything with your phone. Pick locks, hot chip...
hieroglyphica: I have literally swept everywhere except my dog, it is like a dirty outline of a dog at this point but I just can't bear to get him up
Kramburger: Facility? More like Fascist-y
Mr_Horrible: the call is a ruse, Adam
Kramburger: Pay attention, Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: This works until.....they go to school the next day?
tr3ewitch88: Why am I here in the middle of the night? .... because hall monitors never leave 😅
Vonbane: human authority figures!
100viewbots: Principal flee
jetpixi: it’s not like the teachers will murder them? just take the damn detention
prince_infidel: You go to this school.
prince_infidel: They know it's you
100viewbots: Nah
matthaus_c: they can't prove anything!
jetpixi: what kinda school is this
Kendo_thorn: i mean honestly why didn’t she just call 911
Mr_Horrible: running away together
shendaras: I mean they did cover up the murder and like the weird prison basement and stuff..
Saintnex: but what if we just cause the school to shut down lol
dumbo3k: Gay Love will conquer all!
Stripe_dog: Well they don't go there anymore!
Fanklok: Move to montana and open a black smith shop
call_me_Aras: Is that a Tauriel plush?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gameplan is reveal?
jetpixi: hamburger
matthaus_c: lmao I guess we don't go there anymore
Kramburger: Nah, double jeopardy once you're out they can't touch you
spethycakes: so they suppressed sweet details? umami?
adept_nekomancer: We need to know more about that burger research
five_monkeys: hamburger scandal
otakubox0: no need to go to school if its shutdown!
Mr_Horrible:
100viewbots: Wow, you put all those educators out of work
jetpixi: now kith
Barb4rian: The Ring!
Mr_Horrible: lol she still has the faculty card
shendaras: You still have the faculty card?
ButButTheJesus: The Grudge!
matthaus_c: anyway here's Salomé
MacbethSeemsSus: Aww, frog
Stripe_dog: There's 2 man
Mr_Horrible:
scrog spotted 
PenguinoRojo: only two?
Nigouki: FROG!
tr3ewitch88: All these 2 plushies.
Nigouki: 🐸
RatherLargeToad: that’s a big frog
PenguinoRojo: Im surrounded by plushies and figures from claw machines, she's got nothin
Derekwillis: Ah. yes. my favorite movie, student ID.
drcthulu: ever see the claw game with the cat that bats the prize when you win?
100viewbots: Good thing we still have this teacher's ID
kali_dehumanization: Hey hey
dumbo3k: Hand Check!
Rhynerd: i did come across an online post recently that suggests lesbians have an uncanny affinity for winning carnival games.
dumbo3k: dang it, Adam beat me to it
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh Ive seen this movie
MacbethSeemsSus: This is hand check! Open up!
Fanklok: Yeah it's fine you're both girls
spethycakes: hey, two girls can't possibly do anything untoward while alone in a room
Kramburger: It's because their parents don't know they're gay
Stripe_dog: Yeah, optical media is kind of terrifying
Vonbane: No scissoring in there!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get Serge's safety hoodie
prince_infidel: They're cute actually
BrowneePointz: They're watching the one Lesbian Cheerleader movie I can't think the name of
Thefluffiestguineapig: D'awwwwww
bv310: KISS
100viewbots: I just realized I don't have fingers, just kinda a big block
Kramburger: NOW KISS
Kendo_thorn: awww
Stripe_dog: Does Viv's model actually have eyes
lochnessseammonster:
call_me_Aras: Traumatic experiences, the best bonding ritual
lochnessseammonster: nope!
Joecool190: awww, that was cute
SnackPak_: o7
shendaras:
Redbassist:
TherapyforNarwhals:
kumatsu:
ButButTheJesus: not our Spoopifer!
Mr_Horrible: cute game, well done
kali_dehumanization: @browneepointz but im a cheerleader??? The one with rupaul?
RatherLargeToad: now part 3!
lochnessseammonster:
drcthulu: ghosts don't age
ghyllnox: And then you're in lesbians
Seth_Erickson: when are they gonna start paying rent?
Mr_Horrible:
RealLegitStreamer:
Kendo_thorn: guns don’t work on ghosts everyone knows that Adam
BrowneePointz: NO! Casper is Devon Sawa!
Ferisar: okay adam
Tangsm:
Ferisar: go to bed
ButButTheJesus: Spoopifer's been here since the beginning of Nope!
BrowneePointz: DUH!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Vonbane: man, blumhouse does everything
far2muchsarcasm:
Rhynerd: ey, no sacrificng your firstborn.
Heckhoundbolt: elaborate
archon458: Toodles y'all!
spethycakes: so THAT'S why he's scary
100viewbots: Died privilege
TherapyforNarwhals: @Seth_Erickson Does Gib pay rent?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good game
ghyllnox: Spoopifer worked on Chillpoint the other day standing in for Beej
pctjoe:
tr3ewitch88: Super cute
betweenmyself: I prefer the theory that Casper os the ghost of Richie Rich
Seth_Erickson: @TherapyforNarwhals a question for Gib surely
ballesta25: @Kendo_thorn What if you kill the gun first and use *its* ghost.
Seth_Erickson: who I am not
ghyllnox: No wait that was Creepydoll
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's more that the trends coincided unfortunately
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not a blight on the game
Fanklok: Adam there will be a test on the plot of this game tomorrow
BrowneePointz: Well the good news, is Blumhouse has like what..6 more of these coming out?
Kendo_thorn: trying to pull a Pokemon when Misty pulled a gun on a Gastly
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I don't really think of it as a "genre", it's just a visual aesthetic, same as current-gen fidelity
TherapyforNarwhals:
Thanks for staying boys
KeytarCat: THANK
Mr_Horrible: great merchandise that is BARELY still on discount
CookieMonk115: Thanks for the stream
call_me_Aras: Night spoop boys, night everyone
Mr_Horrible: go now, hurry
spethycakes:
thanks for stream!
thatguysteve2709: Get shot
PenguinoRojo: done
DaFhaye: Got it
Seth_Erickson: use your pto days
MacbethSeemsSus: But then we can't support the patreon
tr3ewitch88:
Thanks for the stream guys!
DaFhaye: I will tell my work from now on
BusTed: vine boom
wiganlass: Adam it 4am here
lochnessseammonster:
matthaus_c: PTO every wednesday
jetpixi: get wholesomely shot
MegaDosX:
gone
TherapyforNarwhals: Except on the highlight real
Seth_Erickson: greedy frogs only using their pto days for themselves
ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
DaFhaye: I used to be a frog
plundypops: I don't know how to feel since I watch on both D:
betweenmyself:
BrowneePointz: uwu Cwokinow!??
Stripe_dog: If so many people want to play why not do a LRR tournament
Fanklok: Don't tug your LRRM too much or you'll get a rash
Mr_Horrible: ooh, this one's nice
Kramburger: It's about being a nun
NimrodXIV: it's a very Nope game
plundypops: stole your whole flow
five_monkeys: Indika is weird, not really horror
thatguysteve2709: It is a horror game
Fanklok: I want to see Adam on a Talking Sim and Cam on Let's Nope one week
MacbethSeemsSus: In response, the next lets nope is a rhythm game
thatguysteve2709: It's in horror genre
Vonbane:
but less sexual tension than your stream
KeytarCat: I remember they did not like everhood
DaFhaye: Someone has to play actually scary games
Mr_Horrible: the only thing I know about Neverhood 2 is there's a hot slime girl in it, apparently
HadesLeprechaun: they did, I was also surprised to see it on the schedule, lol
Barb4rian: REPO, lets go!
matthaus_c: @Fanklok Adam was on a Talking Sim a dog's age ago talking about Darkest Dungeon, it was sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is on this REPO?
WokenClick: is repo the one they played a few days ago that is like lethal company?
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the spooky stream!
KeytarCat: @WokenClick The very good lethal company thing, yeah
Kendo_thorn: thanks guys, enjoy the rest of the week
Mr_Horrible: @WokenClick yeah, where they have to haul the stuff back carefully, and piloting the muppet robots
Stripe_dog: Love to see more Graham on REPO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehe, this will be so fun
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
WokenClick: nice, that was a fun one
ButButTheJesus:
Kramburger: Byeeee
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
shendaras:
KWardJenx: Later!
five_monkeys: bye
BusTed: G'niiiight!
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream
Mr_Horrible: now I'm gonna go nurse this bullet wound
lamina5432: gnight
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DaFhaye: Night!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
Kramburger: hahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the good chats
Mr_Horrible: oh *absolutely* leave it on the board
dumbo3k:
BusTed: vine boom
ButButTheJesus: Sus
vinewood_og: Thanks everyone!
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Mine o' Clock to find that one
vinewood_og: Hand check!
Pharmacistjudge: look them in the eyes and then say "uppies"
wiganlass:
MacbethSeemsSus: Instructions unclear, staring longingly into his eyes
LostThePirate:
Thanks for the stream
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