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dumbo3k: Woo, just in time!
FoxesinBoxes92: Let's get ready for DRAGOOOOOOONS!
Stormgod519: Wooooooo!
Stormgod519: I forgot about this until just now
gluonquark: This is an omen!
SittingOx: may i ask what the event is about? Draft, precon decks?
Stormgod519: aw
Stormgod519: this is so sweet
TXC2: SittingOx it's an opportunity for many different streamers to show-off the latest mtg set early, in LRR's case, they'll probably draft/ sealed
Stormgod519: @SittingOx draft I think
Stormgod519: EDSC would be a good place to check out *most* of the new precons
IbunWest: radrinHuh
nymistrya: I don't think I've been this hyped for a set since March of the Machines
gluonquark: It's not bloomburrow, but I'm very hyped
hd_dabnado: yeah, im even doinga special prerelease event for this set
Stormgod519: this music is so nice
RatherLargeToad: that’s some good harmonica
Stormgod519: I get to judge all my LGS's prereleases this weekend
Stormgod519: that's gonna be fun. Still get to play on friday
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Desruprot: limesD
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Krauser428: Epic music Pog
Desruprot: limesSit
SittingOx: TXC2 and Stormgod519 thank youuuuu
TXC2: I wonder if this was from Strip search, or that table top game search LRR did WAAAAAAY back in the day
Stormgod519: @SittingOx cheers
Stormgod519: @TXC2 whatever it is, im loving it
white_fridg1: Nice music
TXC2: SittingOx no worries
Stormgod519: here, one sec
Stormgod519: @SittingOx https://youtu.be/MAIdYaCNTGQ?si=F6Nfze8aaiEbLHIS this is the Tarkir Dragonstorm EDSC
Stormgod519: oh?
Stormgod519: Ayyyy!
TXC2: Here we GO!
Stormgod519: the no timer got me lol
Strebenherz: Hyyype
Stormgod519: Morning Graham and Kathleen!
tyroar78: Hola
TXC2: Hello Graham and Kathleen
Stormgod519: les gooooo
Strebenherz: Good morning streamers
Krauser428: Graham! Good to see you buddy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hello Internet parasocial friends!
Krauser428: Also Kathleen heh
Stormgod519: o7
TXC2: !patreon
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Stormgod519: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff calling me out this early in the morning...
Krillin_fan: wait...I did this?
Stormgod519: lrrSHINE
TheWooglie: good reminder TXC2
Foxmar320: hello Graham + Kathleen hope you’re well
iris_of_ether: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
tyroar78: Lol. As someone who used to be my partners 'boss' that hits
Stormgod519: Thining? you ARE fun!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Stormgod519 it's noon here!
SittingOx: you ARE fun!
Stormgod519: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff only 10 over here, so I'm on LRR time, so therefore...
TXC2: TheWooglie that's why I do it
FoxesinBoxes92: You're telling me WE did this stream?
nymistrya: Absolutely worth it
Stormgod519: ayyy
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: A Kingdom Of Cards!
Stormgod519: Just got some cards for a ton of decks
TXC2: !ck
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Stormgod519: Looking forward to the button
Stormgod519: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
Stormgod519: lol
Artificer_Evan: from Seattle to the world.
FoxesinBoxes92: A paraphet of playables.
Stormgod519: Currently, the last one I got was "I'm feeling about a SEVEN"
Elypants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Elypants: I press button
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SittingOx: will we get a button that says "What does the buttons say?"
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RatherLargeToad: No habanero buttons
TXC2: !sale
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iris_of_ether: The sleeves are very good
Stormgod519: @SittingOx I want Wheeler's so bad: Lands up front, party in the back
iris_of_ether: I have purchased so many pins
Voidhawk42: As a UK person, what are the shipping rates like?
Stormgod519: oh wow...
Stormgod519: lol
RatherLargeToad: Waffle infringement
Stormgod519: oh that's good
Stormgod519: well, fixed it
TXC2: Sparky is a fickle god
BrowneePointz: LIES! POCKET THEM AND RUN!
SittingOx: a welcomed surprised!!!
Foxmar320: pregame podcast now includes timing out Graham each week
Stormgod519: lrrJUDGE any judges in chat? just me?
BrowneePointz: there are no gods! no rules! no masters!
Stormgod519: oh wow
RatherLargeToad: Sparky and Duo hang out
Artificer_Evan: neat
Stormgod519: oh
Stormgod519: arena is different
nymistrya: Wait they have clan sealed on the client?! Thats awesome
Stormgod519: oh wow
Luna_TheOtter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Luna_TheOtter: have fun Tarkiring those Dragons lrrSHINE
Stormgod519: that is...
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RatherLargeToad: this is dope
BrowneePointz: It's Clone + Mirrorweave
Stormgod519: this card is... nuts
hd_dabnado: finally, another 4 mana clone
TXC2: "It's different on arena" could be a motto
Stormgod519: @TXC2 the next button
Asolya: Btw are you feeling better Graham? Since you weren't able to attend the PPR?
eleric937: that looks sultai colours
TXC2: Stormgod519 ooooh yeah!
Stormgod519: oh right
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 LOL also Hello, hope everything is fine!
pipshardfour: we did miss you at the PPR Graham!
Stormgod519: G, how you doing? you feeling better?
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
TheAwkes: Triple entomb sure is a thing!
Riiiiiiis: Hellooo
Voidhawk42: You can also put a Naga Fleshcrafter into the graveyard, then next turn turn your whole board into 3/6 lifelinkers
TXC2: hello Riiiiiiis welcome
Stormgod519: oh wow
eleric937: @hd_dabnado quick tell serge!
BrowneePointz: Oh snap we got the Skimmer
Stormgod519: did you get all on-color rares?
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patch_witch: Yes good dragons.
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Stormgod519: It Triggers BEANS!
pipshardfour: two leave graveyard payoffs
hd_dabnado: BIRD
somehetero: Bargain is an absolute beating
Stormgod519: oh damn
Stormgod519: you cant be showing simic birds to me like that
Stormgod519: imma have a panic attack
TXC2: not all simic birds are evil
TXC2: some are just mean Kappa
CaptainSpam: "If a counter would trigger an effect that adds more counters, counter the counter."
Stormgod519: a 4/4 reach that makes a 3/3...
Stormgod519: or a 7/7 reach...
Stormgod519: not bad
nymistrya: Me, looking at simic birds. "Naw dude."
Jethrain: ooh, ramp!
Stormgod519: oh, the cultivate one!
Stormgod519: :grin:
TXC2: the Serge special Kappa
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: Serge...
Stormgod519: Secret Reach!
BrowneePointz: Sagu is my FAVORITE Pasta Sauce
StarShock2002 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 135 months, currently on a 135 month streak!
StarShock2002: 135 feels like a lot of months
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Desruprot: Giant Spider in shambles
BrowneePointz: Armament Corps callback!
Stormgod519: you did get an evolving wilds
BrowneePointz: yay KTK callbacks!
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Mindfire13: That let's cards leave your graveyard
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Voidhawk42: Instant speed punch = good. Surveil is just a cherry
TXC2: "he beholdin', they hatin'"
Brozard: What about the Tarkir track jacket?
Stormgod519: a mistake?
Jethrain: "scrungly" resolves
Stormgod519: lol
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phoenixfeather14: ooh, scone!
Voidhawk42: Scone very strong in this meta
Asolya: that's making me hungry
Stormgod519: damn
Jethrain: the art on knockout maneuver is such a mess of limbs
QuickHand98: !card Felling Blow
LRRbot: Felling Blow [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
TXC2: better hunt the weak
Stormgod519: big bites
bytecaster: Maybe if it had reach
Stormgod519: oh always
bytecaster: After you played a dragon, perfect time to ramp!
Spades_Slicc: Gurmakshasa
bytecaster: Vampire Hexmage, but dragon
Stormgod519: you do have an evolving wilds luckily, but another dual would be nice
Revelo1989: Hey Graham and Kathleen!!
TXC2: I find things with life wards get targeted more then if they didn't have that ward at all :p
RayFK: Nah, mono 5 drops, can't lose #wotcstaff
Stormgod519: Whales!
dumbo3k: @TXC2 Sounds like good bait for the enemies removal
BrowneePointz: "My Name! Is Gyobu Masataka ONIWAAA!"
Stormgod519: @RayFK morning Jordan!
BrowneePointz: I cannot unhear the Gyobu scream with that art
CuteTeaGoat: i heard "Whale of War"
nymistrya: Both modes are cracked in sealed, its always got some value
Stormgod519: @CuteTeaGoat everyone did
dumbo3k: Yes, they are Homonyms
Stormgod519: No you are saying it right
Jethrain: they're homophones yes
BrowneePointz: wait what
Sarah_Serinde: yeah that's how it's pronounced
Stormgod519: it just so happens that everyone hears Whale lol
TheWooglie: yes it's the same
RayFK: That's a whaley good call out
CuteTeaGoat: all good
BrowneePointz: do people say Wail and Whale wrong?
bytecaster: Exactly, that's why I always hear "Whale of war"
baskwalla: It’s the same
Jigokuro: Yeh they are the same
lojer: wa-il XD
Anubis169: Wail Played
northos: yeah I think people mean they "interpreted" it as Whale, rather than "heard"
TXC2: English is a bad language, it's fine
ofstrife: hwhale of hwar
Zenergy142: These words are homophobic? C'mon now Graham
NicotineRobot: Why can't we have Whale of War?
Stormgod519: like during the PPR the chat was full of "did he say "Whale of War?" I imagine it out of irony
Jethrain: nobody's saying anybody's saying it wrong, it's just the assumption about a card name
ghizmou: don t be homophonebic chat
Riiiiiiis: It's still a good picture in our heads
tyroar78: W-hale
kumatsu: the Wind Fish flying around Tarkir
jeekaroo: there are whales in black now ?
BrookJustBones: It is the same, wail is just a lesser known word
bytecaster: We just want a big whale in armor
jeekaroo: Jk don’t banish me
Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz I mean you could have accents that say them *differently*, that's not "wrong"
iris_of_ether: Is there any dialect where it's different??
Stormgod519: appreciated
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tyroar78: Now imagining a Whal warrior
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NorthstarTex: but war whales sound sick
nymistrya: I want a whale of war card now though, so thanks G
NicotineRobot: We've said whaile too many times and my brain feels funny
BrowneePointz: I felt my reality shift there a bit
tyroar78: Whale warrior
thesilence9: Future Modern Horizons card, Whale of War
frnknstn: Some places pronounce the H in Whale, and some pronounce Wail like "WAYal"
Stormgod519: ehhhh
BrookJustBones: It would have been a great joke for this set to also have whale of war XD
Stormgod519: oh that seems not bad....
Stormgod519: Where's my 2/5 5-mana fish?
BrowneePointz: Real Talk: Tarkiri Goblins scare me. I think they may be among the best trained and most competent Goblins in all of Magic
thegiftedgrifter: Good with the punch
somehetero: It has deathtouch and you have 4 bites
TXC2: frnknstn funny given wail should be pronounced like why-al :p
CommanderPulsar: Whale of War in future set with Wail of War's text as activated ability.
QuickHand98: Any sac outlets for the token?
Stormgod519: yeah
CuteTeaGoat: you can eat their 2/4 I guess
Stormgod519: that seems great
bytecaster: The same card, but better
Chesul: Avenger is also 3 cmc, it's just better.
alchemistsavant: howdy y'all!
TXC2: hello alchemistsavant welcome
TheWooglie: and you have mobilize tokesn
BrowneePointz: and if you're Kibler, Always Topdeck it
alchemistsavant: oooo the sultai dragon is one of my loves in this set
Stormgod519: 3 in one game!
Stormgod519: as a topdeck
bytecaster: Very persistent omen!
Barb4rian: Omen op :D
alchemistsavant: blizzard!!
nymistrya: Thats how you Dragonmaster correctly
BrowneePointz: Instant Speed- Screw your opponent's day up
bytecaster: That card seems good if you can get to it
Stormgod519: ah, a flurry card
TXC2: Brian used his hall of fame powers to do that Kappa
somehetero: 6 mana draw three + your 5 death touch creatures wipe their attack
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: that seems decent
Stormgod519: Ay more elks!
bytecaster: The Jeskai had many styles, but not the Big Butt Style
BrowneePointz: Matrix Dodge
BrowneePointz: Bullet Time style
Stormgod519: damn
bytecaster: Unless it's a mythic
hips_dont_lijah: is that new wording of that first effect? Or has it always been weird like that
Strebenherz: Roast
Stormgod519: you didnt need to murder it like that...
kakmize subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
Stormgod519: lol
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Wiliart: The upside is you have choice.
somehetero: Very useful card considering counters are eveywhere
QuixoticScrivener: jeska’s will in shambles
Stormgod519: true
bennybartez: a "choose" cube made up of "choose" cards might be fun :)
Stormgod519: we got 2?!?
bytecaster: Flesh crafties!
TXC2: maybe owner instead of controller is tripping you up
northos: !card organ hoarder
LRRbot: Organ Hoarder [3U] | Creature — Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Chesul: so, put one into your hand, and the other into your backup hand?
Gerrimeister: suppliers the mill 1 drop
QuickHand98: Get a few creatures on board and in the bin, turn them all into Avengers of the Fallen, swing out... I like this plan
dumbo3k: Organ Whale-der?
BrowneePointz: Have you Chest your Butthole!? Skee-dap-boo-dap!
northos: my appraisal is: very strong common :P
alchemistsavant: the goat anchor
TXC2: Kathleen!
BrowneePointz: my joke was amazing
hd_dabnado: Thank you Kathleen :D
northos: I enjoy that you can tell what generation someone is from depending on whether or not they're horrified by the Archor art :P
bytecaster: And the occasional hexproof dragon can be annoying
TXC2: fun story: I am the only person of my age who has not seen goatze :p
northos: *Anchor I mean
BrowneePointz: If you have more dragons this goes way up
bytecaster: No counters, only bites!
BrowneePointz: Singing Bell Strike my beloved!
Chesul: for 1, that seems pretty good.
control_rig subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
control_rig: That card really Sultai's the whole room together
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n3ther: oh no I can't unsee essence anchor
dominokidd: NotLikeThis
TheAwkes: Fun combo potential in other formats.
Stormgod519: we doing what?
TXC2: 5 can be A LOT of mana in limited
TXC2: Stormgod519 don't worry about it
Stormgod519: I definitely heard that but just didn't process it...
northos: they're extra hands
Stormgod519: These hands!
hips_dont_lijah: he has go-go gadget hands
TXC2: oh shit he's like the bad guy from enter the dragon
bytecaster: Bonus hands
Stormgod519: those are gloves...?
northos: the sultai zombies have come up with replacement Jade body parts to replace any that they've lost
fencepostmagpie: Maybe he can unscrew the blade and attach the jade hand
Abavus: It's nice to have spares
Stormgod519: Tell that to Merle Dixon
QuickHand98: Zombie hand glove?
Wiliart: haha 'handy'
Voidhawk42: He has Lego hands that can swap out
BrowneePointz: Eshki and Ureni! Ureni is a Nonbinary Bear Dragon!
SkiaSymphonia: not going to be ~handy?
dumbo3k: Don't want a bladed hand when you Essence Anchor
kaffeetrinken89: not gonne be handy but will be blady
Chesul: The hand we can see on his waist is a right hand, the blade is his left.
CuteTeaGoat: Tarkir isn't always the best place to be. In fact there are a number of disadvantages to it. No one ever talks about the Cons of Tarkir.
kumatsu: I had to reinstall Arena to get new Dwayne
foxwithaknife: they are hands that are in kotiss possession so they are kotiss hands yes
dumbo3k: @Chesul There were two, just the left hand glove was angled away
kumatsu: but I was involved with the Dwayne bit during Arena Championship so I knew i had to get him
QuickHand98: Does the store have Tarkir sleeves?
BrowneePointz: Eshki and Kotis' designs looks SO sick
TXC2: could be worse, could be Chandra's whole face changing from art to art :p
Chesul: @dumbo3k which is why I specified the hand we can see.
Gaz_L: it's like how on Bloomburrow you turn into a critter, Vraska's tentacles adapt to the plane
LlanowarChildrensChoir: Hello LRR & chat. Hope everyone is having a good day.
TXC2: hello LlanowarChildrensChoir welcome
Jethrain: @QuickHand98 usually the things that are locked on the screen are what's available in the store, i think
EightBitArcher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months, currently on a 97 month streak!
EightBitArcher: playing unsleeved, grinding the cards face down on the playground concrete... the abhorrent memories...
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Stormgod519: I love that name
EmperorrPengu: Hello from Canada! Love the content
TXC2: hello EmperorrPengu welcome
ralphthellama: I missed the start, does Arena allow you to choose a clan for building sealed like the PR packs?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 DAG-RONS!
TXC2: ralphthellama yeap
Jethrain: @ralphthellama yep, you get two clan packs
ralphthellama: @txc2 @jethrain neat!
fencepostmagpie: Wail of War's art is so perfect
ralphthellama: Tha ks
Gaz_L: oh dip, Deus Ex is free on Prime this month
Gaz_L: (Invisible War) :P
LlanowarChildrensChoir: All in the bowling alley
iris_of_ether: I mean I'll still quote "Donny, who loved bowling"
TXC2: the big labowski is....an odd movie
jeekaroo: you’re out of your element Donny
Voidhawk42: Like, every single line is quotable. So you fill up your memory way quick
protojman: used to say every time i watched that movie i'd pick up another detail. but that doesn't disagree with anything yall saying
Gaz_L: Sometimes there's a man
Krillin_fan: "This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when you ****" Is a personal favorite, if only because the TV Edit was unintentionally hilarious
iris_of_ether: Sometimes... There's a man
iris_of_ether: "find a stranger in the Alps" legendary yes
Attelino: You mean Germans running at you with giant scissors in an ephemeral bowling alley is not a good and easily applied meme template?
chowderbisque: How many renew cards for the graveyard draw spell
lilmeaches: meache1Hype meache1Meachdump meache1Hype
Gaz_L: i'm so bummed that Chris Pine movie where he's a pool cleaner blew chunks
Gaz_L: cuz it looked like it could've been a new Lebowski
BrowneePointz: dirgur irrlerrnd durrgurrn
educatedpeasants subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
RatherLargeToad: durgurdurgon
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Gaz_L: ooh, one drop ramp (according to Serge)
TXC2: "Durgur, i'm an island dragon"
Stormgod519: *just play 44*
Wiliart: Are 3 devotees needed? You have lots of fixing lands.
dzjeej: You have another Sagu
CuteTeaGoat: did you ever get a white splash for the Stormbrood omen effect?
Stormgod519: a 2 drop with deathtouch is pretty good
Gaelan_Maestro: just got my cats are better than dogs secret lair!
MarkovDescendant: Seems a little too greedy to get plains in there
Gaz_L: i'm not sure 3 Devotees are needed, 2 probably ok in Limited?
QuickHand98: o:renew?
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SkiaSymphonia: Is the Stalwart Successor doing anything? I don't know what the counters are like in the deck rn
chowderbisque: pretty spicy
TXC2: ship it
invalidCards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
invalidCards: Tarkir: Dragonfun
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IbunWest: the ol' dirty 41
Stormgod519: we love a good 41
MarkovDescendant: !41
Voidhawk42: Green Omen dragon is basically a land
QuickHand98: 41 card special
Stormgod519: they have makeup?
Voidhawk42: Brain is playing, so there can be a PPR repeat
RatherLargeToad: as is tradition
Voidhawk42: *Brian
cobthegreat: There's no pro tour this set so maybe not
kumatsu: I don't think so, I'm not working this one but next PT is Final Fantasy so they probably didn't put them in the queue
WrightJustice: ooh nice battlefield
invalidCards: (I'm not in chat often but I've got time today @LoadingReadyRun :) )
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: they on flurry
Stormgod519: oh no
Stormgod519: we need the bluuuuuuue
MurraysBagels: The non moving dragon pieces make more sense with the map
Stabgun: take out worthy cost
Lord_Hosk: as I understand it, the entire pool of streamers other than you is Brian Kibler and Clones of Brian Kibler
Earthenone: doubling steven
Gaz_L: oh, darn, the FF board is gonna be Midgar themed isn't it?
Stormgod519: @Earthenone pfft
TXC2: Lord_Hosk damnit, who let him near Paul's clone machine?
Spades_Slicc: it's vampire nighthawk but sometimes 2 of them
Gaz_L: @Lord_Hosk They got Kyle Hill? :P
accountmadeforants: Time for a digital-only mulligan, the "Actually maybe I should've kept my first hand" Mulligan, we have the technology Kappa
kumatsu: I had a draft during the Aetherdrift event that was me, 6 PT competitors, and Paul Cheon
Stormgod519: oh no
Stormgod519: oh...
TXC2: kumatsu and you won right? :p
Stormgod519: yeah, that doesnt work
Stormgod519: yes, g is on the same page as me
Stormgod519: lol
kumatsu: TXC2 it was only the draft portion, I can't remember what deck I got that draft but my lane was open
TXC2: kumatsu nice
Stormgod519: oh boy, they got another...
kumatsu: I did beat Cheon later that day, tho
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SirBusk: Got to move money to more deserving people
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Matti_mattsen: two sage of the skies and none got duplicated... what the heck is the opponent doing :D
Stormgod519: you could also get rid of the devotee yeah
NarishmaReborn: after blocking
Stormgod519: wow that is great
MartonyTho: BANT
Stormgod519: are they on 5c?
Stormgod519: that would be great...
TXC2: Bant? they don't go to this school
Gaz_L: OP is in it for the bants
MightyPurpleMouse: hello
Stormgod519: you cant bring them to 0 even if they didnt block
Mindfire13: Maybe they have that 5 color enchantment
TXC2: hello MightyPurpleMouse welcome
TheOneInquisitor: The 2/2 is too sus
Matti_mattsen: i really wonder how people get access to EA events without knowing anything about a set lol
Stormgod519: you can always blizzard on their turn...
egoat: draw three cards! draw three cards!
RatherLargeToad: set has blizzards and McFlurrys . wry sweet
TheOneInquisitor: And then two of those cards were land
Stormgod519: @RatherLargeToad so they're getting banned for 6 months...
Spades_Slicc: Hey look, perfect mana
Stormgod519: you can also behold a dragon...
Stormgod519: you have 2 on board
Gaz_L: "look, a dragon"
CeremonialCowboy: knockout manuever also works
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chowderbisque: Behold is so silly
egoat: deathtouch is better although they have no open mana
Stormgod519: wait what?
Stormgod519: they just accepted their fate...
TXC2: we're on the board!
alchemistsavant: oh I *adore* the new board
Evithian: its like the alt art for all the sieges
themossybeard: needs more spinning propellers
northos: and finally it's one without silly distracting elements that you can't turn off :P
nickipedia45: does the board have any clickables
Mangledpixel: boop
Matti_mattsen: oh nice, the board is a map, i didn't see that lol
egoat: omens compromising the hand smoother
CummyDumpsty: Do you have the alchemy card that conjures siege rhinos onto the field for every game action taken?
TXC2: northos you can turn the propellers off now that the set is rotating :p
Mangledpixel: yes, you do :D
MarkovDescendant: Any clickables on the map?
HighbrowApollo: what game mode do you prefer the most?
accountmadeforants: Does the board have clan-specific effects and music like GRN and RNA did for the guilds?
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Stormgod519: @CummyDumpsty no way that's a thing...
northos: @TXC2 lol great timing
Spades_Slicc: It's not real . . . yet
StewartRWyatt: Graham, as someone who watched Police Squad with my mom as a very young child I loved the last episode of Friday Nights and your insights on writing it, every episode so far has been a banger, thanks for all the great work!
Stormgod519: @TXC2 boooooooooo
egoat: the one that makes ragavans was such a good cube bomb
RatherLargeToad: not real yet!
Juliamon: Hell of a username
BrowneePointz: Between this stream and the Switch 2 Direct, I think it's gonna be a good day
Barb4rian: Ew...that is mean
fencepostmagpie: What if bitterblossom and ledger shredder had a baby
Stormgod519: oh boy
noSmokeFire: dragonolodeez
Gaz_L: i did enjoy the number of people in the comments who didn't get the bit of Prof being the guest star lol
BrowneePointz: It's Bittersquaksom
TXC2: Gaz_L I legit forgot about him until I read the comments :P
BrowneePointz: Bitterflocksom
BrowneePointz: Bittercawsom
BrowneePointz: i can do this all day
noSmokeFire: Bitterbawksom
Pyroxx___: Bitter Caw-ssom
TXC2: stretching can be good for you
Jethrain: they might do it a second time
HighbrowApollo: @noSmokeFire dragon deez nuts
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz Bittermawsom
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fencepostmagpie: i think Abzan Devotee is my favourite art in the set
garble86: Hiya.
Spades_Slicc: This dragonologist will be a worthy cost
TXC2: hello garble86 welcome
egoat: rub the dragon
Stormgod519: wow that thing is big
themossybeard: if you could put a T anywhere in the name of their creature, where would it go?
egoat: thats so rude
fencepostmagpie: Scalelord can eat all the counters if you get to cast it
thegiftedgrifter: I wonder if this is gonna be an 18 land format regularly. I seem to recall that in the og tarkir
garble86: Seems i missed the best part openi g packs
Stormgod519: you have the falls
Lord_Hosk: Oh man... LadyHosk is going off on Bluesky, people are going to think I took over her account, but nope, its just the reason I married her.
swatb0t: Just got here, how is Tarkir looking so far?
Stormgod519: @swatb0t pretty fun
TXC2: well we're 1-1 so far
Gaz_L: *grabby hands*
themossybeard: and language language
alchemistsavant: ;)
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Stormgod519: Tarkir limited starts with 2 tapped lands and 22 life
TXC2: these two are married if you can't tell Kappa
swatb0t: @Stormgod519 lol
Barb4rian: 2/1 for 1...with effects. Wow
Stormgod519: @Barb4rian yeah, Savannah lions is quaking in its boots
swatb0t: wow that white card...
BrowneePointz: Remember when Savannah Lions?
egoat: beautiful bird
TXC2: I remember when there was only like 3 savannah lions
BrowneePointz: Greater Dog!
Gaz_L: so much endurance
garble86: Or the thirsty Mtendu Lion
themossybeard: @Lichenbeard brother
swatb0t: I'm so glad we got a Magic themed Magic set
Lichenbeard: @themossybeard brother
CummyDumpsty: Did you get to write any flavor text for this set?
garble86: Ooh fancy animation
themossybeard: a green card, a black card and a blue card walk into a graveyard...
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Stormgod519: oh hye
swatb0t: I like Bewildering Blizzard
Stormgod519: they dragon's eyes glow when you gain life
LilyKrem: hii, is this draft?
Stormgod519: its sealed
TXC2: LilyKrem sealed
LilyKrem: ah cool like pre-release
Jethrain: pierce, knockout, lethal?
themossybeard: ^
meffer: or renew to copy the flier
lojer: making them both flyers with counters too
egoat: nice
Stormgod519: nice
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: pops up only when you crush or get crushed
HighbrowApollo: almost 10 years
TXC2: always diversify your threats
Gaz_L: womp womp tainted data
TimeToFry: That's so long
Krillin_fan: you and Tasha Yar both G
Stormgod519: wooooow
BlueFingers5: I missed the beginning but is this sealed and if so are there seeded faction packs?
Sebastian_Ulamog: crazy
Mangledpixel: oh no, a puzzle?
control_rig: Horsies!
Stormgod519: well
Earthenone: abzan war plaan :P
TXC2: BlueFingers5 this is sealed, and yes you get 2 seeded packs like the prerelese
thegiftedgrifter: The board having interactables again brings me joy
egoat: krenko special guest jumpscare
BlueFingers5: Thanks @TXC2 !
Jethrain: do those barricadey things in the middle move too?
BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun it's the art for the WB borderless siege
BrowneePointz: i think
Stormgod519: @TXC2 i think you only get 1 seeded pack n person...
control_rig: Over 28
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noSmokeFire: #ElderlyStreamer
LilyKrem: you both look amazing
alkaidx139: So why are the clans still fighting?
Gaz_L: @alkaidx139 something to do, innit?
Earthenone: remember when this whole channel was just for thursday mtg streams :P
Stormgod519: oh boy...
egoat: that was an instant too
BrowneePointz: because differing groups of people still have different cultures and beliefs and a bunch of things that can cause conflict @alkaidx139
Stormgod519: that card seems good
Stormgod519: there's a highlight clip of that lol
vegetalss4: I prefer ve-ge-tals sound more fun
chowderbisque: Legendary Super Saiyan 4!?!
vegetalss4: but it was origionally Ve-ge-ta
egoat: bluffing counterspell
Stormgod519: you do get the exhale
garble86: Veggie tales?
Chesul: you could, because the dragon isn't ramp. XD
Stormgod519: "gotta hold up this arcane denial"
control_rig: That blizzard is pretty good so far
TXC2: lot of red spells doing 4-5 damage these days :P
Stormgod519: @TXC2 now we need a name for it...
Stormgod519: we got shock and bolt
egoat: flame slash rest in peace
garble86: Does blizzard have microtransactions?
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Chesul: for those of you who know Panic! I can't think of any of the devotee cycle without hearing it to the tune of LA Devotee.
TXC2: Stormgod519 4 damage is a slash
Stormgod519: @TXC2 ah right
EOstby: Back on the escalator with you!
Gaz_L: you could draw it next turn!
Spades_Slicc: deck thinning is def real
LilyKrem: damn every subscriber has been here for years lol
Jethrain: Ramping is always correct
egoat: very inevitable
TimeToFry: Oooooo, they didn't pay the ward
TimeToFry: Fun
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: always feels fun just saying "na think i wont pay the ward cost"
BrowneePointz: Barrensteppe Siege. That's the card this board is based on.(the borderless variant)
LilyKrem: BEHOLD
xicemann117x: Say…..would starry-eyed skyrider like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Stormgod519: nice
Stormgod519: we love surveil
Jethrain: behold, the dragon that's punching your dragon
control_rig: Bonebreath!
garble86: Eye of the beholder...
Earthenone: so either way they get a devoteee
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Stormgod519: oh wow
Jethrain: !card wail of war
LRRbot: Wail of War [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures target opponent controls get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Stormgod519: and you ahve the wail for next turn lol
control_rig: Ooof!
Stormgod519: that card is wild
Jethrain: oh it's only opponent's creatures, cool
Lord_Hosk: I heard you say Wail
beowuuf: :D
Stormgod519: lol
garble86: The wails of war are nothing compared to the cats...
TheAwkes: Having a wail of a time.
control_rig: You could tap their Victor
TXC2: so looking it up, 2 damage is a shock, 3 is a bolt, 4 is a slash, and 5 is a roast.
Spades_Slicc: That wildling is back on the escalator
raulghoulia: @TXC2 neat
Stormgod519: oh wow
Stormgod519: that is great
Stormgod519: 3-1
control_rig: Oooooh nice
garble86: 5 is a lava axe round here...
TXC2: fancy!
fencepostmagpie: pretty :D
Earthenone: sppopnails
LilyKrem: woah
northos: transparent nails! :D
LilyKrem: green screen nails
Stormgod519: greeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Juliamon: oooh
northos: the illuuuusion!
TimeToFry: Immersion ruined
Stormgod519: oh wow
TXC2: garble86 was thinking more to creatures then the dome, but yes
control_rig: Very Bog-Witchy
LilyKrem: they're soo cute, i want em
Wiliart: Shiny!
Strebenherz: Pretty
HighbrowApollo: the bookshelf was a lie?!
Lord_Hosk: Sulti is great... but it makes you play blue, and blue is objectively the worst color in magic ;) Objectively, you heard me
TehTpyoKing: I was about to say beetle shells and then you said beetle shells!
Spades_Slicc: no one else can say beetle shells
Spades_Slicc: dangit
Earthenone: you should find an even older pictue :P
neisan2112: It is at least 3 moonbases back
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BlueFingers5: Thanks for the reminder, I want to paint my nails for the pre lease, I still need to pick a clan though.
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alchemistsavant: treat yoself
Lichenbeard: get a picture of the shelves in the other studio?
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TehTpyoKing: Oh I always get my nails done before magic con.
control_rig: If it gives you joy, and isn't harming anyone, it IS a good use of money
kumatsu: gotta get a background that's something from Mk 1, obviously
LilyKrem: I wish I could do my nails as good as a nail tech
TXC2: get some Moonbase 1 pictures
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: do a sepia toned stream
KingOfDoma: Hey. You take joy in whatever you can in this wild friggin' world
TimeToFry: Was Narset always that old?
garble86: Don't say beetle lshells a 3rd time
Stormgod519: @garble86 is a mirror nearby?
TehTpyoKing: @garble86 Beetleshells, Beetleshells, beeeeeeyond burger.
raulghoulia: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan only if they talk like the 1920s
TXC2: TimeToFry not that I recall, but I'm off magic story
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Spades_Slicc: oh shit twinbolt's back?
Gaz_L: oooh, new FromSoft game for Switch 2 announced
beowuuf: I haven't had the chance to say how much fun the police squad spoof was for last friday nights :) the 10 minute commitment to the freeze frame was sergeJustRight
youcantlistentobuttons: Sweet!
BrowneePointz: Now based on the Sakha Nation of Siberia!
BrowneePointz: Temur isn't hear to bus bears
BrowneePointz: here*
Evithian: i put together an eshki auras deck very cool
Voidhawk42: @Evithian Oooh, bestow creatures, very good plan!
QuickHand98: Sibling first to look for land?
Gaz_L: i dunno, i like GrahM
Evithian: yeah! ill order it eventually, seems pretty sweet
TXC2: techincally a land :p
CuteTeaGoat: well it is land
control_rig: You forgot to ask for "untapped land"
TXC2: toot toot
Wiliart: Toot toot
swatb0t: toot toot
Spades_Slicc: can you adjust the poooonies in the bottom right?
Barb4rian: Big Temur Stompy Bois
Voidhawk42: I want to get off Brian Kibler's Wild Ride
LilyKrem: skirno incoming
QuickHand98: Get all the renews?
LilyKrem: what are your thoughts on the set in terms of limited ?
garble86: What about in terms of block constructed?
TXC2: Damn I miss blocks
fonkoncle: this is super offtopic, but kathleen have you ever read love and rockets?
QuickHand98: Fleshcrafter to copy the Avenger of the Fallen could have you going pretty wide too
Sebastian_Ulamog: kibler flashback intensifies
Stormgod519: Okay, I gotta head ut. Yall take care!
Stormgod519: lrrSHINE
control_rig: Yuckj
TXC2: so long Stormgod519 stay safe
Lord_Hosk: this doesnt look good for out heroes... stay tuned to find out how they die
Spades_Slicc: and surveil
Gaz_L: we have a wrath in deck, right?
Earthenone: i dont hate trading for the devortee instead of chumping
EOstby: Riverwheel Aerialists all over again.
evil_h2o_elf: oh I have an idea about 'dragonologist' pronunciation, give me a second.
TXC2: I reckon you say it like that because of Dracogenisis
Chesul: *hums* Just another Sultai Devotee.
BlueFingers5: They're quite devoted if they jump in front of an elephant
Gaz_L: eepy land
JKBalch: So much deathtouch
evil_h2o_elf: Ok! Idea for why dragonologist feels awkward to say - "ology" is a greek root, and "draco" is a greek root. I wonder if our brains internalize which roots go together and want the more-archaic version to match?
chowderbisque: Lets go; hype comeback
Mangledpixel: that forest is very surprised
Chesul: What a stunning view that forest has.
TXC2: get used to that, 'cause I predict that kind of effect is gonna be used a lot more going forward
northos: whale of whar
EOstby: Whale of War, aka Stormtide Leviathan.
QuickHand98: Wail of Ishmael
v_nome: porpoise? vnomePorpoise
dumbo3k: Curse you Ghayle of Whayle!
BrowneePointz: S'all Good Pummeler
alkaidx139: Retch of War
Jethrain: i so need to see an alter of that as an actual whale
fencepostmagpie: Actual Factual Whale of War coming soon in Homarids of Luvion
Spades_Slicc: !card naga flesh
LRRbot: Naga Fleshcrafter [3U] | Creature — Snake Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield. / Renew — {2}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonlegendary creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LilyKrem: exquisite fleshcraftinner
fencepostmagpie: oooh Fleshcrafter on the avenger is hilarious
Earthenone: so all 5/5 menaches
Spades_Slicc: You can make your board avengers?? messed up
Chesul: do that to the avenger, get masses of 1/1s.
ghizmou: those would be 5/5
Evithian: make them all avengers and mobilize 15
Evithian: 12
TXC2: all 5 menace is probably better
Chesul: @TXC2 I think the mobilize 18 is likely harder for them to block.
TheOneInquisitor: Well it's now mobilize 25
QuickHand98: Just mobilize 25 next turn lmao
Chesul: 28.
Jethrain: mobilize 28
Sebastian_Ulamog: eww math
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah mobilize is just lethal
evil_h2o_elf: 4 * 6
funguslore: KEKW
Spades_Slicc: 28 tokens
QuickHand98: 4 × 6
EOstby: Mobilize 24, when they have three blockers.
TheOneInquisitor: 24 1/1s
Evithian: DO IT
control_rig: Doooo iiiiit
evil_h2o_elf: ohhh boy, more lessons in counting
WiJohn: Let's find out!
Spades_Slicc: 24 tokens I did bad math
Jethrain: oh yeah, it comes out of the graveyard so 24
control_rig: Yessssss
MartonyTho: LUL
Desruprot: go brrrr
MinotaurFluff: LUL
control_rig: Oooooh yesssss
chowderbisque: sick
swatb0t: lol
thegiftedgrifter: Beautiful
funguslore: LUL
lightfut: Mwahaha
TXC2: popping off !
schmoozeguy: lolol
TheOneInquisitor: Gorgeous
Krillin_fan: beep. beep.
Strebenherz: HONK HONK
QuickHand98: Spectacular
Jethrain: i like that they're in neat little battalions
TheOneInquisitor: Fabulous
JKBalch: Heck yeah
Voidhawk42: *chef kiss*
fencepostmagpie: peak magic
ghizmou: this feels like an achievement
TheOneInquisitor: Fantastic
Barb4rian: omg
Robot_Bones: yes un-Crab
DuzyPies: Exactly the kind of shit Im planning in standard ngl
ratfreq: that is...let me count.... A lot!
neisan2112: Holy shit its beautiful
Spades_Slicc: new standard deck idea
LilyKrem: oui oui
TXC2: this feels like an achicement
JKBalch: They mobilized the entire garrison
TheWooglie: waywar19Clap
LilyKrem: LMAO
control_rig: 22 to -4
TXC2: !clips
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chowderbisque: Magic is great
Volus_dude: INZOIPsyCat coxJob
lilmeaches: meache1Meachclap meache1Rage1 meache1Meachclap
youcantlistentobuttons: DANG
RIG4M: LUL
Diabore: we stormin dragons?
werth_it: the boiz
funguslore: Clap
lightfut: Mobilizing sure did happen
Evithian: that was awesome
lilmeaches: meache1Meachrespond
g0blinslide: i looked away for a turn or two and what happened!?!?! then i saw 1000 dudes on board
Voidhawk42: Coming soon to SethBetterKnownAs in Standard
Mangledpixel: Magic™: the Gathering™ a Deckmaster™ Game™
Wiliart: Mobilize your followers...
StayAtHomeCatPa: As annoyed as I'd be to face that attack, it was fun to watch as an observer.
Jethrain: is there any kind of referral link like there was in the ppr?
LilyKrem: I hope this mar-doesnt end badly
Brozard: "How about your Mardon't" has got to be a new button
Bruceski: That is, in fact, an achievement. Attack with 15 or more creatures
Sarah_Serinde: !mtgtarkir
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Evithian: mardugofast
Diabore: ooh i really like the board
ghizmou: amazonDab
JKBalch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyResoluteManateePeoplesChamp-aSUOm0CEa-5o25D2
werth_it: how have the devotees been so far?
DuzyPies: Is this a draft or a sealed
Spades_Slicc: mobilize with impact tremors in standard is probably fine
BrowneePointz: It's the Full art of Barrensteppe Siege Graham
Volus_dude: shame the distressed border of cards went away after april fools. i really liked the style of them
northos: for for for for
TXC2: werth_it great with our fight cards
Evithian: yeah its the siege arts!
Voidhawk42: 4/4 for four is a nice cube
KingOfDoma: Wait, I just realized... is that Tasigur's hand in Kotis' hand crystal thing?
fencepostmagpie: Hazard of the Dunes (4/4/4) was the true queen of Aetherdrift limited
lightfut: Something symmetrist
werth_it: @TXC2 ah yea that would seems good. the green one seems pretty servicable
TXC2: !card symmetrist
LRRbot: Master Symmetrist [2GG] | Creature — Rhino Druid [4/4] | Reach / Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.
lightfut: That looks like it
lightfut: Rhino druid, love it
TXC2: Draggin all of this
ghizmou: #not a bear
youcantlistentobuttons: With offensive bonus!
thaigeprime: draggin your ologist
alkaidx139: cEDH allstar
Brozard: @fencepostmagpie Waiting for the Secret Lair where this is "Dunes of Hazard" and is wearing short shorts
EOstby: Is it a HateShield, since it can't be a HateBlade?
Spades_Slicc: this format has trumpet blasts?
LilyKrem: he mar-did it
Brozard: Mardomed
Trahas: mar-done
egoat: mardone for
cambo212: mardudu'd
control_rig: Mardumpstered
Sarah_Serinde: mar-done for
WiJohn: Mardid
evil_h2o_elf: mar-done?
LilyKrem: it's mar-done
TehTpyoKing: Mardead
TXC2: mardone in the ass :p
Robot_Bones: more like mardoodie
QuickHand98: They gonna Mar-du it to ya
Voidhawk42: Mar-dumspstered
lightfut: Mardealt with
swatb0t: mardu? mar-don't
CommanderPulsar: Mar-dered.
chowderbisque: mar-doo-dood
StewartRWyatt: Mard'out
youcantlistentobuttons: Mar-tronst
TXC2: !bluesky
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alchemistsavant: kmar-done
LilyKrem: it's so mar-over
Gekyouryuu: You're Mar-doomed
egoat: the thinker
cobthegreat: I hate coordinated manure
fencepostmagpie: Lifelink on the ground means Mobilize token gains you life! So it counters the flier
alkaidx139: Just search for Graham Stank on Bluesky
BloodnBullets: They cant choose NOT to mobilize
EvilBadman: it's graham.loadingreadyrun.com, since y'all set up your accounts with dns
CommanderPulsar: @alkaidx139 Canadian cousin of Tony Stank?
fencepostmagpie: Fell For It award
lojer: but they kill it
thaigeprime: F
KingOfDoma: !card saw it coming
LRRbot: Saw It Coming [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Foretell {1}{U}
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Chaotically_Random: WHOMP WHOMP
BloodnBullets: Im sorry!
ghizmou: we were close to dead if we didn't block though
Mangledpixel: thinking: not even once
LilyKrem: idk if sultai is good against mardu lol
TXC2: now we're boned
OrangeBeard: Otherwise they could play the dragon thou, so wouldn't be a much better situation
fencepostmagpie: Mardu is looking brutal this set
evil_h2o_elf: I think if you hadn't, you would have been at 3 and they would have played the 5/4 flying that gained lots of life
QuickHand98: Copy their dragon and make them discard?
Earthenone: remember we can clone them
nickipedia45: copy their shrieker?
Chaotically_Random: so, I just got here but did you two See the Switch 2 Direct and thoughts?
egoat: small blightning ??
TXC2: I guess red might be good in standard after this set Kappa
TXC2: Chaotically_Random they have not
Gaz_L: might just be explaining to their viewers?
Lord_Hosk: @TXC2 Im really hoping the mill deck happens.
Gaz_L: real squeaker here
ghizmou: so wise
thaigeprime: I mean theres the argument that lancer is kind of 2 bodies but either is good
TXC2: Lord_Hosk someday, maybe
fencepostmagpie: Bearer of Glory and Voice of Victory have really cool art, if you look at them they're back to back in each others arts
ghizmou: so kind of our opponent to be sharing their creature templates
lightfut: Bear of glory?
Volus_dude: can we have a sonic shrieker. we have sonic shireker at home...
funguslore: Grose
JaymicUnyielding: Hello hello, how yall liking the set?
egoat: tilted out
thaigeprime: clawing back into this game for sure
TXC2: hello JaymicUnyielding welcome
Krillin_fan: wooO!
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chowderbisque: LETSSSS GOOOO
BrowneePointz: Sultai, almost as cool and good as Temur Kappa
MDK_Marshal: Winning is the ultimate value
alkaidx139: War of the right hand
Evithian: i cant stop winning!
control_rig: Clawing back from the dead is VERY Sultai-coded
Krillin_fan: can't lose for trying!
TXC2: !break
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Lord_Caeser: 800000 coins i want too
MinotaurFluff: knutsPause whats planned for AFK?
Gekyouryuu: Crokinole
MinotaurFluff: cool
Iolcloud: of course, I tune it, straight to commercial break...
3schr: !uotime
3schr: !uptime
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3schr: Hello chat!
Gekyouryuu: !updog
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3schr: LMAO. Same
3schr: Hey Graham!
Foxmar320: Welcome back G, ope you're well
fencepostmagpie: Hi Graham! Do you have a favourite art or flavour text from this set yet?
Gekyouryuu: Whomst all is on tap for Crokinole tonight, G?
Asolya: Awww shame
mementonyx: Do we pick clan for arena sealed as well?
3schr: I am just opening my Bundle for TDM. How is your sealed going/
BrowneePointz: We can take all those coins and preorder a Switch 2
Foxmar320: Yeah that was unfortunate, glad you're feeling better at least
Strebenherz: Glad you feel better
Diabore: yeah you didnt get to be turbo ranched by brian kibler
Lord_Caeser: 17hours till my exam cant do what i should for it and id rather watch u lmao
BrookJustBones: This might be the first time I'll play arena sealed over draft, that's great
cambo212: Thought of Kathleen at work earlier when Bravely Default showed up as i sneakily watched the nintendo direct at work
Dr_fragenstien: well you did read the cards
lightfut: Maybe just regular ranched
big_blue_man: you would have actually fixed for mana and not ramped
KingOfDoma: It's Brian Kibler. He eats ranch on his SALAD. ... wait
3schr: Are there any updates or confirmations for MCVegas? I bought a ticket for Chaos Draft, but now I'm concerned you won't be able to come
beowuuf: lrrEFF
TehTpyoKing: Olivia knows how not to swear?!
Diabore: better to be lucky than good, but it also really helps to be good too
Ritaspirithntr: @cambo212 Same!! also that Atlus game revealed during last weeks direct!
Lord_Hosk: Graham isn't saying that he would have turbo-stomped Brian Kibler... He is just saying that he didn't lose a single game to Brian Kibler, the facts speak for themselves.
3schr: @Lord_Hosk And he would've read his cards
ghizmou: now now, we don't know that @3schr
Diabore: i like land
KingOfDoma: Do you have a white source for that off-color Omen?
lightfut: Objective facts
Krillin_fan: the numbers don't lie
Diabore: do you have a way to cast that omen?
BrookJustBones: At the PPR, I also did not lose a single game to Brian Kibler
KingOfDoma: Fair
TehTpyoKing: I've literally never lost a game to Brian Kibler.
3schr: @BrookJustBones I went undefeated!
Gaz_L: it's like how James is undefeated at Tarkir Dragonstorm
Gekyouryuu: The fact we're a sultai deck now has me cooking up Steiner Math for Graham versus Kibler. "Then you get Gur-Mangler in the mix..."
raulghoulia: speaking of Kibler I really liked the TTC with him and Olivia
BrowneePointz: it looks more like a Porpoise
thaigeprime: yikes
northos: at ANY TIME :P
thaigeprime: so rude
3schr: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
Gaz_L: they didn't kill it, technically
TXC2: Exile is the worst aisle
nickipedia45: you can knockout the vanguard
TXC2: Gaz_L what are you, the arena daily quests? Kappa
Gaz_L: yes, cast 10 spells in the two colours you're not playing right now
Mangledpixel: but do they have 12x removals?
alkaidx139: Kathleen De Vere, the first victim of mansplaining in history
Gekyouryuu: You reading that spell when it can kill your opponent's creature, and your opponent reading it when it kills their creature: "oh, this bites."
Strebenherz: Karma backclap for the utter hilarious avenger of the fallen play
Strebenherz: Digging the plays so far, set looking cool
Voidhawk42: Anytime I mill, I just treat it as coming from the bottom rather than the top
Voidhawk42: Surveil is a little different because you get to choose first of course
3schr: How's the speed of the format?
3schr: Faster than DFT?
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shad0175: seems like a turn 3 format, slow
TXC2: LotusEaterMtG lrrHEART
Bruceski: @Voidhawk42 I remember us saying the same thing at kitchen table magic in the 90s before there was nearly as much graveyard access.
Gekyouryuu: Whomst all is on for crokinole later?
seanmrwick: how are you liking the new Tarkir set so far?
egoat: basically nadu
TehTpyoKing: and he's a very good boy.
seanmrwick: I'm excited to check out my local Pre-release this Saturday and to check out the set myself
LotusEaterMtG: whoa that is one pretty island
lunaniq: Even better, it's a 2/3 for 2!
seanmrwick: Also, your recent video of Elder Dragon Social Club definitely gives me an idea of which commander decks to try out
Gaz_L: Nelly: "I'm happy 4 u, or sad that happened"
Bruceski: "There are 8 dragons in this picture. If you can see them all in 30 seconds you may have what it takes to survive on Tarkir."
3schr: Pulled a Taigam in my fat pack. That should be fun in constructed
LotusEaterMtG: Salty Devotee
seanmrwick: @Bruceski @Bruceski In this video, we will show you how not to be seen"
nickipedia45: worthy cost and mobilize is really cool
BrowneePointz: But yea for Graham and Chat, the new Tarkir Board is this https://scryfall.com/card/tdm/384/barrensteppe-siege
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz I'll take a look
Jethrain: oh the botanist art is wonderful
seanmrwick: @BrowneePointz I definitely want to run this card in my deck
TXC2: seanmrwick to run the abzan half right?
seanmrwick: @TXC2 yup!
TXC2: nice
EOstby: @BrowneePointz Ah, the Long Game.
Spades_Slicc: honestly I kinda wish the siege cycle were like . . . actually sieges that flip into enchantments or something
seanmrwick: @TXC2 I love pumping up creatures. Also, this could definitely work in my "Master Assassins" commander deck with pumping up my assassins, including Ezio
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TXC2: seanmrwick so do I, I think half of my brawl decks are counters decks :P
TXC2: we need inexilable as a keyword :p
TheDevil_Risen: oo hey Kathleen and Graham :)
LotusEaterMtG: filthy
seanmrwick: @TXC2 I don't normally run Brawl decks, but my Assassin's Creed 5 color deck is an exception
Dog_of_Myth: Cheer500 Dwagons
funguslore: Nice
3schr: Any updates you can give on MagicCon Vegas? I'm excited for the Chaos draft, but nervous you won't want to come.
EOstby: Ni/Ce
ralphthellama: I really like that card
Jethrain: 6/9, nice
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME sergeGG lrrAWESOME
seanmrwick: well played
idontgetmyrealname: yes
LotusEaterMtG: my username was taken
idontgetmyrealname: my normal tag everywhere else was out to like 7 numbers
Agnememnon: exactly
BrowneePointz: True, we do
3schr: Like me!
cheezweazl: Or, because if you speak a Dragon's True Name, you gain its power or something like that
jacqui_lantern234: oh look!! its a married pair of streamers whomst i love and value beyond measure!!! <3 #GOTTEM
3schr: Escher. Like the painter
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can honestly say I've never seen anyone else using this name, but I also only use it here
LotusEaterMtG: escher
3schr: 3=E
Chaotically_Random: Mine is easy XD
chowderbisque: soup
chaostreader: mine is fine.
MWGNZ: G why you gotta body me like that?
TheAwkes: Some are just a phonetic respelling of another word.
1y1e: like the crocodi1e
TehTpyoKing: I am under attack.
control_rig: I dunno, "Thresher" is a cool nickname too
TXC2: mine is just toxic with the vowels taken out :p
TheDevil_Risen: omens are fun :) i always liked the adventure mechanic
Strebenherz: I hear mine said differently each time and it amuses me
Jethrain: it feels *so much* better than cycling
Gekyouryuu: Incorrect, Graham. MY name is nonsense and hard to pronounce because it's a portmanteau of two Japanese words to make a Super Sentai fan character
DuzyPies: Im a Bushwack enjoyer to the end
3schr: @TXC2 Mind. Blown.
CummyDumpsty: Do omens go into the graveyard at any point if they resolve
jacqui_lantern234: my username is honestly very easy. the only problem is that english speakers REFUSE to interact with other languages and how they say names :P
ralphthellama: @mwgnz how often do people assume that you're Wiggins?
Strebenherz: @txc2 deep lore
TheDevil_Risen: love the MTG shirt G
TXC2: please do Graham :D
EOstby: I just put my first initial in front of my last name.
TheDevil_Risen: stop being so Toxic @TXC2 Kappa <3
TheDevil_Risen: o/ :D
Xed_Regulus: A lot of people can't pronounce my first name and just call me "Regulus"
MWGNZ: @ralphthellama suprisingly not that often
TXC2: I was 13 when I came up with it so....
dragon_pandaDnd: Shamrock1500 go dragon they are one half my favorite creature type
Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 Please TXC was my father, I'm TXC2
jacqui_lantern234: @ralphthellama tbf, youre cooler Kappa
TheDevil_Risen: yeah this handle is about the same age <<<<
Gekyouryuu: @xed_regulus they can't pronounce Christed?
Gekyouryuu: lrrBEEJ
MWGNZ: @jacqui_lantern234 heck yeah i am
Krillin_fan: starfish!
Strebenherz: Goblins
alkaidx139: We all endured our ex's
LotusEaterMtG: -kin?
WhoseGamewasitZ: BugBear
EOstby: Jackal? Jackal!
rynsfelda: Bushwag
evil_h2o_elf: there was that demonic panda in foundations, right?
Gaz_L: eldrazi?
Chaotically_Random: Panda would be its own suptype
Xed_Regulus: @Gekyouryuu It's very awkward to say, you see
seanmrwick: good ol' Goblins
TXC2: HOMERID!
Agnememnon: thrull?
TheDevil_Risen: Zombies!
NorthstarTex: bird?
dragon_pandaDnd: i wish panda was
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LotusEaterMtG: glad that's not a fight
TheDevil_Risen: the're just little guys, until you attack with 100 of them :D
LotusEaterMtG: would have been a real feelbad
Strebenherz: @dragon_pandadnd what's the other fav?
TheDevil_Risen: skirmish rhino : strictly better siege rhino?
dragon_pandaDnd: it is dragon and panda even if panda not a tpye i think of type of creature in mythology and science sense not mtg sense
TXC2: TheDevil_Risen not quite, it's smaller
LotusEaterMtG: wow, candidate for my Doran deck
BrowneePointz: Also, uses the Royal We pronouns
QuickHand98: 40 toughness is a lot of butts
TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 fair :)
alkaidx139: They can endure
Strebenherz: @dragon_pandadnd legit
Gaz_L: Walls deck friend
mister_nibbles: the ole "butts matter" meta
nickipedia45: make the avenger fly next turn
TXC2: 40 is just 2 Marit Lages, how hard can that be? Kappa
intrepiddragon88: Renew on dt
TXC2: who up crafting their flesh?
control_rig: Interaction?! In Magic?!
Gaz_L: interaction? sounds fake
WhoseGamewasitZ: How dare they?
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LilianaisMySpiritAnimal: Love this new set!!
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accountmadeforants: Surely nobody would do that, right? Interact with your board?
TehTpyoKing: Avenger of the Fallen is probably good incentive for occasionally dumping non-renew creatures into the yard with Lotuslight Dancers.
funguslore: Time to try the token bonanza again
Diabore: op might just be betor than you
TXC2: interaction is control propaganda, blocking is the one true removal
intrepiddragon88: Renew the dragon on the deathtoucher
intrepiddragon88: Makes it fly
funguslore: Just stun it seems better
AlmostGodly: So is there a way we can get early access lol
AlmostGodly: Or are there any codes out there?
LotusEaterMtG: start your streaming career
accountmadeforants: Betor lists the toughness
evil_h2o_elf: Betor tells you the count
Spades_Slicc: Hey they finally but a reasonable mana cost on that +1/+1 every turn effect
TheDevil_Risen: lrrDARK lrrHORN
BrowneePointz: but yea going off what member of the community and flavor text team JaymicUnyielding has said, Betor uses the royal "We", Ureni is NB, Neriv uses He, Shiko and Teval are She/Her
ralphthellama: Yeah, early access is at the discretion of WotC
AlmostGodly: Ah
AlmostGodly: How come they don't give out codes anymore
Juliamon: It's a "streamer event" not an "early access event"
TXC2: BrowneePointz so Ureni is they/them then?
BrowneePointz: Yep. Ureni is They/Them Nonbinary
Scarbble: @AlmostGodly you'd have to ask wotc
AlmostGodly: Right
Desruprot: heh
LotusEaterMtG: maximize for fun
control_rig: WHeeeeeeee
Mangledpixel: Avengers, Assemble!
chowderbisque: tokens go brrrrrrrrrr
funguslore: Not as satisfying as the last time but still cool
TheDevil_Risen: Tokens go BRRR
silent_sol: ASSEMBLE
BrowneePointz: imagine if we had that Thunder of Unity saga
evil_h2o_elf: @AlmostGodly I think also, we just get the three packs in the message system, so the code isn't needed anymore
intrepiddragon88: It's 12
Jethrain: are they double blocking one of the tokens?
EOstby: I think they double blocked a token, though.
mister_nibbles: oh no, some uncountable number
Bacon_Trail: that's Serge's thing?
ralphthellama: This makes me want a way to play Mondrak
funguslore: We are dead tho
passwordlost_hereiam: You are dead
TXC2: we're only mostly dead
BrowneePointz: That Turtle has a degree in Economics
chowderbisque: durn
Bacon_Trail: it was more fun
Volus_dude: killed by math ugh
Bacon_Trail: and fun is the real victory
passwordlost_hereiam: Yeah exactsies without turtle
somehetero: Was lethal either way with he counters from the priest
BrowneePointz: Temur!
fencepostmagpie: that was a really cool deck
ralphthellama: Remember you are dust, and to dust you shall return
Lord_Hosk: Take the rare!
LotusEaterMtG: oh dang i didn't realize they were doing clan sealed online
control_rig: Good old numinpod
LotusEaterMtG: going to play so many of those
Mangledpixel: it's always fun when you get to see unresolved localization strings
shad0175: temur
Gekyouryuu: Summon Serge as the 8th, clearly
TheGreatGoogs: SEALED
Bruceski: Are all the sealed clans matched with each other, or do you only fight other people who picked Sultai or whatever?
intrepiddragon88: Temur
Spades_Slicc: team ur
accountmadeforants: Jund Kappa
TheGreatGoogs: Mardu
ralphthellama: Abzan
Volus_dude: abzan
Theycallmejokke: Abzan best clan
BloodnBullets: Team urk.
CummyDumpsty: Riveteers
Jethrain: @Bruceski fairly sure they're matched randomly
PiecesOfMyArt: Sultai
big_blue_man: team myr
Spades_Slicc: Gilgamesh supports Team Ur
Strebenherz: Gruullsan
jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc sergePun
Asolya: Mardu
TXC2: lorehold, tanzaner
Mangledpixel: Mardis Gras, Teeny Myr, Abs Slam
fencepostmagpie: abzan
funguslore: LUL
Agnememnon: zagoth or ketria
Luminaire_p: Clang?
big_blue_man: ah yeah your five clans including azkaban and team myr
TheDevil_Risen: no Jund?
MrSarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK
Lord_Hosk: I feel like none of these are clans in Tarkir
Strebenherz: Amazing
Foxmar320: The best clan names EVER
Chaotically_Random: Jund'Em Out!
Gaz_L: who is Tarkir's Patsy in the Abfab?
QuickHand98: I just like the vote name "clang?"
Voidhawk42: I voted for excellent british comedy AbFab
Ritaspirithntr: Love it!!
Gekyouryuu: Assigned Best Friends At Birth
A_Dub888: What up Magics, how’s The Gathering?
funguslore: Bone is winning
TheDevil_Risen: is the femur connected to the abfab?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
fencepostmagpie: It's so cool that we got another trans character in Felothar of the Abfab :D I'm building a commander deck where she cracks as many (dinosaur) eggs as possible :3
PixelAdventurer: Prisoner of Abfaban
Token_Gay_Friend: Of all my bones, my femur is a favorite
intrepiddragon88: It's like your a professional comedian lol
the_escapist_artist: Have to vote for AbFab lol
jacqui_lantern234: LUL kathleen im CACKLING
Mangledpixel: I read these names in Gib's voice
BloodnBullets: Femur best bone.
TXC2: Gekyouryuu that's a book title right there
LotusEaterMtG: of all my bones, femur is a long one
Bruceski: that describes me and my twin brother pretty well
chaostreader: so. are these sealed different queues or is it just for a single pack like a prerelease kit?
TheDevil_Risen: @Gekyouryuu that's basically me and my best mate that i've been friends with for 34 years now (out of 36)
TXC2: Democracy!
Agnememnon: it must be one of Maro's favorite bones
Spades_Slicc: @chaostreader double pack
northos: please don't crack open your femurs Kappa
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, femeeeee
Mangledpixel: something something bone zone
zhrang911: @chaostreader Like a prerelease.
QuickHand98: 5 color Femur!
LotusEaterMtG: 5color LETS GOOOOO
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GOOO
control_rig: Oh noooo
jacqui_lantern234: 5C FEMUR
northos: I mean...we gotta right?
beowuuf: five colour whatever stuff
lojer: Gotta do it.
Piratical_tendancies: 5 colour nonsense!
NorthstarTex: 5c Femur!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Force 5 colour morphs
accountmadeforants: Oh, if I knew 5-color nonsense was an option I would've voted for that
Jericu: You do not, in fact, gotta do it
funguslore: Emdles elephants
Kentosaurus: alternate win condition nonsense!
comrade_cards: I was born in the same hospital room, within a few weeks of each other, as one of my closest friends, and we didn't meet until college
BrowneePointz: she looks like a Warcraft Orc!
Asolya: Bear Friend Surrak!
Gaz_L: ooh, Surrak Who Loses To Orcs
control_rig: Ok but that Saga HAS to be called Sharon Lois and Bram, right? It's the Elephant Song
control_rig: One elephant came out to play...
Scar_Red_Tiger: 4/3 for 3, is all I need to hear
NocturnalMissions: The Kibler special
A_Dub888: you know what else is messed up? the amount of high quality comedy videos you can find on the LoadingReadyRun Network!
RixtonSnek: Makes all your opponent's removal into draws? That's not bad~
TXC2: time for the uncommons to pick up this deck
Gaz_L: Surrak's interaction with Orcish Bowmasters is very funny but does make him unplayable in Modern
northos: wait, was that only 6 rares total? pretty unlucky if so
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A_Dub888: @txc2 do they remember where we parked?
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TXC2: northos this is sealed
TXC2: A_Dub888 in the itchy lot
northos: @TXC2 right and 6 is the absolute minimum you can get in sealed
Gekyouryuu: Surrak was always friend to bears, they just all subscribed to some toxic masculinity about how physically violent you should be with your friends, and they've been seeing some people about it
Jethrain: is it even possible to get more?
accountmadeforants: I think it always only shows 6, they have have gotten more
QuickHand98: Roamer's Routine has to make splashes easy for the 5 color deck, right?
nickipedia45: I'm a big fan of the dragonhunt in the games I've played
northos: @Jethrain you can definitely get more, Play boosters often have more than 1 rare per pack
Marvoleath: !card Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner
LRRbot: Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner [3RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [6/6] | Flying, vigilance, trample / Palladia-Mors has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
Bacon_Trail: No to evolving wilds?
LotusEaterMtG: cove for white, too
Robot_Bones: mystic monastary too
lojer: That's perfect for 5c. :P
Chaotically_Random: Surrak PUNCH BEAR
NocturnalMissions: evolving wilds too
A_Dub888: it’s a Rampant Growth that draws three?
Bacon_Trail: if you're splashing white, might as well splash black and play five color... :)
hd_dabnado: dragon sniper makes me wanna build some kind of GW humans deck somewhere
QuickHand98: !card Voracious Varmint
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature — Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
DevDatul: !card viridian zealot
LRRbot: Viridian Zealot [GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Akaiatana: Stormshriek Feral is 100% a Crack a Pack Greeting
LotusEaterMtG: 5 color!
accountmadeforants: @Jethrain Dragonstorm Play Boosters contain between 1 and 3 rares. Though I'm not sure if Arena fudged that.
QuickHand98: 5 color?
Ritaspirithntr: 5 color!!
Bacon_Trail: what if you did use all five colors...
BrowneePointz: ooo Stormbrood!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Works with our Call of The Spirits Dragons sajam200
northos: (summit prowler didn't even have reach :D )
TheAwkes: It's no peregrine drake, but it makes more magic happen.
Bacon_Trail: (I agree 5color seems like a mistake but it'd be fun to try)
Bacon_Trail: seems mardu
LotusEaterMtG: these gobbos are goofy
Luminaire_p: Under(Foot + Dogs)
GredGredmansson: yeah this one's better for mardu/jeskai
nickipedia45: or wild ride
Asolya: I love this leopard
A_Dub888: @asolya I love you (platonic)
Asolya: @A_Dub888 I love you too (also platonic)
cobthegreat: Reckless charge
Scar_Red_Tiger: REckless something
drewm1022: "I wild ride my elephant"
Marvoleath: !card reckless charge
LRRbot: Reckless Charge [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. / Flashback {2}{R}
Scar_Red_Tiger: Do we have a new Riverwheel Aerialist?
control_rig: "You can ring my beee-eee-eelll. Ring my bell"
nickipedia45: Is there a jeskai deck in there?
Akaiatana: Flight was the very confused Zebra enchantment
QuickHand98: Beat your opponents with Dumbo, the Flying Elephant
RixtonSnek: 5 color dragons? :3c
DerpyQuagsire: The temur gold rares and uncommons are crazy though
nickipedia45: Temur pretending to be jeskai
AliceLovelin: Temur Battlecrier looks like so much fun
GentleSlaeyer: Surely it's better than twin bolt?
DerpyQuagsire: There was a bit of green ramp there too to help get to the top end stuff
RixtonSnek: worst case it's a cantrip, best case it's a removal? seems good~
AliceLovelin: I'd say the dragonhunt is good specially by having harmonize
Scar_Red_Tiger: I like double dipping spells
RixtonSnek: twin bolt seems worse?
QuickHand98: We will have big creatures that will make the Piercing Exhale deal more than the red removal spells, plus it's an instant
couchboyj: Discarding a harmonize card to dragonhunt seems like gas to me
nickipedia45: With how beefy your creatures are, I really like the piercing exhale
nickipedia45: How much harmonize do you have?
AliceLovelin: I don't like many of the devotee cards but it's up to how much fixing you got
TherapyforNarwhals: That one drop is insane
AliceLovelin: Cat!
egoat: kill all 3 drops
Akaiatana: YOU'RE so sweet and make my cheeks hurt.
alchemistsavant: good for blocking some of the lower powered dragons too
Mangledpixel: touque hats?
AliceLovelin: Highspire Bell-Ringer alongside Temur Battlecrier might mean you put down two 4 drops at turn 5. (If my math is right)
QuickHand98: Giving trample is big game for the elephants, fwiw
alchemistsavant: Thankfully you don't have to worry about Orcish Bowmasters instakilling you with Surrak on the board in this format
TXC2: the 3rd point of toughness gonna matter me thinks
Jethrain: i guess the ainok feeds the bird with its mill
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EmmaPartlow: Nah Dragon is good
Scar_Red_Tiger: Tiger adds RUG and that's wat matters
intrepiddragon88: Tiger into call of the dragonstorm
SolarBlitz1: You can cast any spell off the Tiger too, as you have no double pips I can see
egoat: say goodbye to yeti
AliceLovelin: i'd rather cut Temur Tawnyback than the cat BibleThump
DerpyQuagsire: I don't know if the boltcaster is going to be able to do it's thing since most of your creatures are already big
DerpyQuagsire: Like you don't have many weenies to deal one damage to activate the boltcaster
TheDevil_Risen: Blessyou Graham
TXC2: bless you
AliceLovelin: !boltcaster
drewm1022: If you're cutting that ramp, maybe cut another blue dargon?
catrh: Maybe cut more green cards than run UR splashing green
AliceLovelin: We don't have chump attackers?
ajymx5: works with twinbolt
fencepostmagpie: Boltcaster feels better with mobilize I bet or more twin bolts
drewm1022: Oh fair.
AliceLovelin: Also these dragons are all lowered cost by temur battlecrier
hiFunko: The top end isn't as heavy as it looked, I get it
alkaidx139: i don't see the point of sharpshooter
AliceLovelin: What's the serpent do?
TheOneCalledStu: Just ham sandwich with cheese
Mangledpixel: just run the Douglas Adams
drewm1022: Intimidator? Doesn't have that up side.
AliceLovelin: !41
kumatsu: oh, that's former GP head judge and current one of the rules managers
BrowneePointz: We gotta change to Eshki!
EmmaPartlow: @kumatsu It's Eric Levine IIRC
BrightstormRising: Now I just want a 5 minute video of Graham scurrying places, ideally with Yakky Sax playing.
kumatsu: @EmmaPartlow yes
AliceLovelin: Can dragonhunt something next turn and keep going through the deck
AliceLovelin: Seems good to me
egoat: a leopard for a leopard
AliceLovelin: I'd dragonhunt the kitty
AliceLovelin: Sorry I just realized I'm backseating
TXC2: Graham doesn't strike me as a scurrier, more of a grazer
AliceLovelin: Didn't mean to it was automatic
egoat: so powerful so beautiful
TheDevil_Risen: nice :)
QuickHand98: The cost reducer is only on your turn, for awareness
Asolya: very nice start
control_rig: Mammoth then Dragon Hunt?
QuickHand98: Your spells are going to be super cheap next turn
hiFunko: that saga is wild
AliceLovelin: @control_rig don't hae double blue to do both do we?
Akaiatana: "That has EACH?"
AliceLovelin: or do you mean next turn?
sporkraptor: aaa cute robot pet XD
control_rig: Ooooh correct
egoat: you increase your affinity w more elephants
fencepostmagpie: battlecrier is terrifying wow
control_rig: So many heffalumps
RayFK: GrahaMTG is a great handle
AliceLovelin: Battlecrier is so good
RayFK: big fan
egoat: this deck is crazy
Gekyouryuu: Mammoth Below, Dragon Around, Ryes Above, this is a weird bakery
TXC2: RayFK really rolls off the tongue
Mangledpixel: beeg
control_rig: Huuurrghh
Scar_Red_Tiger: That makes me giddy
control_rig: That's so BEEG
logophile99: yes but don´t call her Shirley
AliceLovelin: Welp that happened
TXC2: minus 30 !
Battzzaro: o7
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME sergeGG
SolarBlitz1: Temur stomp
Barb4rian: Oof
chaostreader: they lost the next game.
Barb4rian: Temur smash hard
Jethrain: a mere 46 damage on the swing
kumatsu: Eric is one for letting Cool Stuff Happen, yeah
AliceLovelin: @chaostreader LOL
Gaz_L: apparently they're WOTC staff anyway, someone said?
Oneah: @LoadingReadyRun , if you start a sealed event in Arena do you get to pick a seeded pack as well?
Derekwillis: Yeah, I think the Temur saga is kinda nuts in limited. Fantastic piloting.
AliceLovelin: wait what???????????????
NocturnalMissions: you didn't switch the little man
AliceLovelin: you choose a seed on arena now?
AliceLovelin: it wasn't the case before
Jethrain: @Oneah "clan" sealed gives you two clan packs
nymistrya: Siege Rhino just switched clans
AliceLovelin: that's insane
AliceLovelin: that's awesome
AliceLovelin: Imma do so many Mardu Drafts
AliceLovelin: OR sealed, I mean
Oneah: that's pretty cool
BuggySnap: that ox looks nutty
MasonzeroGaming: @AliceLovelin Same if you go to prerelease, you get a seeded pack for the clan you pick!
A_Dub888: what’s the Temur Battlecry?
couchboyj: Raging Levine is what you get when Maroon 5's dressing room doesn't have a bowl of green M&Ms.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ooo, hello DeVere couple! How are y'all this afternoon?
AliceLovelin: @MasonzeroGaming I know but I can't afford IRL events :(
control_rig: Nuuuu
hd_dabnado: I love how they made temur work in this set
Atrosity: hopefully in person pre release events have enough of each to be able to choose the one we want
TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth welcome to sealed 2 of the day
AliceLovelin: But back in the day there was no seeded packs in arena even if there were like guild kits in prereleases for example
EOstby: The message is: take 3.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Send the messengers
TheDevil_Risen: hang on, an archer with REACH?
TheDevil_Risen: was there a gas leak in the WotC office?
AliceLovelin: @TheDevil_Risen reach deathtouch and vigilance. :O
Gekyouryuu: I've had a silly idea: a hybrid red/green/blue combat trick in an unset called "Temur Temur Pump-y'er-beater"
TheDevil_Risen: @AliceLovelin lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHORN
Scar_Red_Tiger: Was thinking if you coul pay the 2 instead of Blue, but one off for Ureni's
Scar_Red_Tiger: A hunter must hunt
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Oneah: does Surrak only trigger from opponent targeting?
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Jethrain: !card surrak elusive
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
ArcOfTheConclave: what's your though of the evil rock?
Jethrain: yeah, only op's targets
Chaotically_Random: Doens't Boltcaster just klll them?
Kentosaurus: Little Guy Reminder
Diabore: boltcaster was free though right?
Akaiatana: Boltcaster doesn't deal 3 damage to any target??
BrowneePointz: Oh yea Graham, as a Fromsoftsman, what do you think about Nintendo going to Miyazaki and sayin "Hey, so we see Sony refuses to make another Bloodborne, wanna make one for us?"
control_rig: Good for them!
Chaotically_Random: AH, creature MB
Diabore: because harmonize?
MWGNZ: seabatClap
Barb4rian: Classy concession
NocturnalMissions: own terms own terms own terms
Juliamon: Duskblood
BrowneePointz: The Duskbloods.
hiFunko: The Duskbloods
TheOneInquisitor: Bloodborne Nightrein
SolarBlitz1: Boltcaster does 5 damage to someone already hurt
RayFK: But MORE importantly, Enter the Gungeon 2 announced
janky_as_heck: Look i don't mind being thanked and welcomed by both of you
Bruceski: It's a PvPvE arena game
otakubox0: It also says it's a pvpve game, which makes me think it's more of a multiplayer experience
ContingentCat: huh
SolarBlitz1: And It's an 8 person PvPvE arena world game
Mangledpixel: it's multiplayer focused, I heard
ArcOfTheConclave: it's vampires to bloodborns werewolves, probably
Flyingdelorion: Bllod you
Scar_Red_Tiger: Surrak hunting Big Game eldritch horrors
control_rig: Darkblood Duskreign: The Grimdarkening
Flyingdelorion: Blood you rather aaaah
hiFunko: and MOST importantly, Nintendo want us to pay for their manual-replacement game to teach us how to play their handheld
Ritaspirithntr: @rayfk yeah! knew you’d like that one!! :D
SkiaSymphonia: fromsoft has def earned the oppotunity to cook on whatever they wanna do
Xed_Regulus: On another non-Magic question, Graham, do you watch Strange New Worlds? New teaser trailer out today.
BrowneePointz: Yea charging for Astro's Playroom is uh...a very Nintendo Choice
Ritaspirithntr: i’m excited for the new Hyrule Warriors game!!
ArcOfTheConclave: @SolarBlitz1 but does it have fromsoft bosses?
BrookJustBones: And we get to play Pokemon XD gale of darkness on Switch 2, that was my main take away
Diabore: @hiFunko thats the over the top dick kick, when ps5 and steamdeck had it for free
sporkraptor: how *about* coffee? :D
Mangledpixel: that stance!
control_rig: Hello lrrCORI !
trainpants: Hi Cori
ContingentCat: Hi Cori!
onafriday96: POWER STANCE
TXC2: Hello Cori
Flyingdelorion: Hello Coriander!
James_LRR: Wait, they give you two seeded packs?
TheDevil_Risen: Hey Cori!
James_LRR: That's so weird.
TXC2: James_LRR sure do
Jethrain: they're ramping!
catrh: they ramp
Flyingdelorion: @James_LRR Yes they do!
Strebenherz: Hi Cori
Marvoleath: rude opponents, they keep killing our pony :(
GredGredmansson: hey look its serge's favorite ramp spell
TheDevil_Risen: sup @James_LRR <3
TheDevil_Risen: jlrrPunch
Flyingdelorion: and loses to an orc.......
control_rig: But they'll get it back
BrowneePointz: Most importantly, on a Scale of 1 to ZugZug how Warcraft Orc is Temur Battlecrier Cori
Jethrain: mon dieu! le savings!
Marvoleath: !sale
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sporkraptor: love Galaxy Quest XD
egoat: abuse yeti
sporkraptor: *floosh*
Strebenherz: Then perish
BrowneePointz: ope they have interaction
egoat: no that was my recommendation for play
paulohsbastos: I feel like standard will switch to mostly control
TXC2: bringing tawny back
BrowneePointz: Surrak works on Counters!?
BrowneePointz: WTF!?
BuggySnap: @BrowneePointz yes it says spell or permanent
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz 'targets a creature or spell you control', yea
Jethrain: yeah, it's "a creature or creature spell you control"
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Marvoleath: *creature spell, yes
BuggySnap: true
ArcOfTheConclave: soggy wilding?
paulohsbastos: you guys open an Ugin yet?
CuteTeaGoat: !card surrak
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TXC2: paulohsbastos not yet
CuteTeaGoat: !card surrak, elusive hunter
LRRbot: Surrak, Elusive Hunter [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
powerflapjack: a kathleen!
BrowneePointz: Graham opened a $90 Chibi Ugin in his PreRelease kit
sporkraptor: "just" a dragon XD
Gaz_L: Babby Ugin
Diabore: flunge imo
BrowneePointz: wee dragonauts text
paulohsbastos: I loved the "LGS Quest" episode of Friday Nights, so good
onafriday96: tid attack with the 4/4 and the 4/3 red creature
QuixoticScrivener: thick dragonauts
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Marvoleath: flungies
TXC2: buemmschaf nice
BrowneePointz: we can counter any 2 mana removal or trick as well
onafriday96: nicer
Scar_Red_Tiger: Their remomval is your card draw
Peevvi: Comfort bluff island
paulohsbastos: not the flying scorpion
control_rig: Envision the Island
TXC2: manifest the island
Diabore: !card unsparing boltcaster
LRRbot: Unsparing Boltcaster [2R] | Creature — Ogre Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.
BrowneePointz: we currently have lethal
BrowneePointz: barring no effects
drewm1022: Now we flunge.
QuickHand98: Move to beep beep?
paulohsbastos: lets go
BrowneePointz: oh wait they were at 8 I'm bad at math.
WiJohn: If you attack with the three three there they can't block it
paulohsbastos: the last prerelease I went to was Khans of Tarkir, I wish I could go this weekend :/
TheAwkes: Emotional support island
BrowneePointz: Topdeck Saga
Gaz_L: staring into the island art, looking at our happy place
jackofme2003: i have never played in a khan of tarkir prerelease
BuggySnap: at least it will draw you a card
LithelyUnshod: OH no, they're doing the Sultai stabilization thing you talked about!
TXC2: the turnabout
BuggySnap: the food is real
BuggySnap: flood*
Flyingdelorion: I hope the food is real as well LOL....
paulohsbastos: where's Thunderhead Gunner when you need it
Derekwillis: Man, new Surrak doesn't care about your other creature spells like OG Surrak, he's gotten selfish.
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BrowneePointz: next turn we can double the dragon kill their dragon and kill them
paulohsbastos: there could be sharks on those icy mountains
AliceLovelin: what does their siege do?
QuickHand98: Reach blocker?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Kills the reacher 6/6
BrowneePointz: Bimmy and Jimmy!?
TXC2: wasn't double dragon from the 80's? :p
LurkerSpine: double dragon revive came out this year :p
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AliceLovelin: !card Glacierwood Siege
LRRbot: Glacierwood Siege [1GU] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose Temur or Sultai. / • Temur — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target player mills four cards. / • Sultai — You may play lands from your graveyard.
Gaz_L: Double Dragon The Movie starring Mark Dacascos of John Wick fame?!
fencepostmagpie: Look out for reach!
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BuggySnap: full send after removing reach and you win
BuggySnap: maybe
BrowneePointz: oh yea we can flunge
BuggySnap: math is for blockers
sayancookies: 3x2
fencepostmagpie: that trade is awesome right
chancellorpalpatine66: send
LurkerSpine: I'd take em to 6
Drexciya808: stronk
paulohsbastos: I hate it when my opponents play to win... yes, I'm from the Sultai brood
CuteTeaGoat: they can't not block, if they dont' double block they take 9 and can't deal with it next turn?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Looks good chief
BuggySnap: thats a good top deck for them
QuickHand98: How close are they to decking at this point?
QuickHand98: Dang
theamc2000: you also have to entertain people while playing often
AliceLovelin: 3 on the library :o
BuggySnap: whatever they got was better than snake??? scary
Drexciya808: living on the edge
Scar_Red_Tiger: Oh wow, *3* in the library
virgil82: Let her draw herself out and live the dream?
Jethrain: that's a sorcery
SSgansta: its a socery truer words have never been spoken
lojer: I guess if they have omens they can't deck
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QuickHand98: The question is: Do they have an omen to loop to not deck?
egoat: you can double unsummon if you dont block
egoat: the counters are sorcery speed
Drexciya808: clutch
BrowneePointz: cmon topdeck another chonker
Jethrain: the particle effect on harmonise is cute
Derekwillis: One card in the deck.
paulohsbastos: I thought this limited format would be hard but it's harder than I thought
nickipedia45: you're good
Drexciya808: critical slammage
LurkerSpine: OP should've put the counters on the Sagu
kumatsu: they're also down to 1 card in deck
drewm1022: I wouldn't have attacked so you'd have 5 more p/t when they all get doubled. But you're probably good.
egoat: nice comeback
egoat: naur
paulohsbastos: what's with this cat honestly
lojer: they're out of cards
ZebN76: just pass turn
Akaiatana: What a mammoth undertaking
TheAwkes: What a race to the finish here!
TheDevil_Risen: haha
AliceLovelin: Why didn't we just pass? :o
TheDevil_Risen: poor Emotional support Island
Kezzig_: die to mill
Drexciya808: GG!
egoat: omg they decked
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWooglie: waywar19Clap
TheOneInquisitor: And then they milled out anyway
LithelyUnshod: Go emotional Support island!
Drexciya808: wild game
AliceLovelin: They decked... it was mean!
QuixoticScrivener: you ever just pay retail for mammoth?
TheOneInquisitor: Kathleen is milling people out even when playing Temur
TheDevil_Risen: sergeGG lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
TXC2: 2 cheevos on that game
paulohsbastos: this is an Ikorian tiger, Return to Ikoria 2026 I want to belive
Drexciya808: I will forever call that card that from now on
QuickHand98: Dua Leech-a?
onafriday96: Yeah Dua Leecha!
TheDevil_Risen: ewwww
TheWooglie: squidp6Smh Cori
TXC2: I'm helping :p
TheOneInquisitor: So far undefeated
paulohsbastos: Return to Ikoria 2026 make it happen
wedge_x: HyperTiger
DAC169: still haven't changed your pet
AliceLovelin: It was the mutate set
QuickHand98: Mutate, that is all
GredGredmansson: boros cycling
Bugberry: Ikoria: Cycling, Mutate, keyword counters
AliceLovelin: and companion set
BrowneePointz: Monsters, Godzilla Crossover, Triomes, Mutate, Human Subtheme, Cycling
Asolya: The companions ?
Drexciya808: cool animals
theamc2000: it was the pokemon set disguised as monster hunter
AliceLovelin: @Bugberry companions, you forgot comapninos!
Derekwillis: I remember they had to change the name of one of the Space Godzilla cards.
paulohsbastos: I love mutate so much
Forlorgen: I remember humans are dicks in ikoria thats it
paulohsbastos: I love Ikoria
TheDevil_Risen: SNORSE!
Bugberry: @AliceLovelin only a cycle, could also say Triomes
TXC2: mutate was the biggest let down mechanic
BrowneePointz: It's the Borderless Art of Barrensteppe Siege Cori
wedge_x: t o u c h h o r s e
AliceLovelin: @Derekwillis Death Corona? monkaS
Jethrain: are those two things in the middle of the battlefield clickable?
Bugberry: @theamc2000 I don't see the Pokemon comparison. Pokemon has a lot taken from Kaiju films.
BrowneePointz: https://scryfall.com/card/tdm/384/barrensteppe-siege
AliceLovelin: Did they actually change the space godzilla card name?
BrowneePointz: no
TXC2: AliceLovelin it was errata
Ritaspirithntr: nope!
BrowneePointz: She challenged him during the Rebellion
BrowneePointz: and shattered his ribs
BrowneePointz: he HATES her
coriolis_storm: Can Touch Horses spinoff show! LUL
paulohsbastos: I want to mutate a dinosaur onto my Deadpool, sue me
Scar_Red_Tiger: I believe the lore is they have a fistfight and make up like Shonen rivals
fencepostmagpie: Eshki and Surrak fought, he was the previous huntcaller and she kicked his butt and led the rebellion against Atarka
Spades_Slicc: she stabbed him in the chest with an icicle
BrowneePointz: He was previous huntcaller and an Atarka Devotee
Bugberry: @paulohsbastos Mutate can't target humans, assume he's creature type human.
GredGredmansson: how much Ward does Eshki have?
paulohsbastos: I want 10 new even more broken companions, sue me
fencepostmagpie: They made up since though, at the end of the side story Surrak comes around
Robot_Bones: I see you added some words there Cori
BrowneePointz: she has ward 1
Spades_Slicc: They do become friendlier at the end of their short story
zombub: I get the vibe that he just wants to be left alone at this point
Bugberry: Mutating a big stack of creatures and giving them a bunch of keywords was the best part of Ikoria. That and the pseudo Monster Hunter theme.
Drexciya808: nipping the bud
Drexciya808: or trying to anyway
BrowneePointz: wait! Is that Erhu music I hear!?
egoat: dragonhunt kill dudesan?
Drexciya808: come on
TXC2: !findquote dig
LRRbot: Quote #3773: "Sure Baron, I am obliged to dig it" —Graham [2016-12-23]
Desruprot: we failed to diggy diggy hole
Drexciya808: lmao
paulohsbastos: lmao
Ritaspirithntr: @paulohsbastos Deadpool doesn’t “Mutate” it just swaps abilities. Mutate stacks.
wedge_x: tried so hard and got so far
QuickHand98: Tiger into spell
Kezzig_: tiger into mammoth
Drexciya808: worthy opponent
paulohsbastos: but for real, what's with this Lotus Tiger
Derekwillis: Hell's Heart!
Drexciya808: gg
Drexciya808: corrupt the world with smiles
Krauser428: LUL
Bugberry: They probably account for trolls.
Gaz_L: ah, see if you sometimes give good data, they can't just throw out the whole lot
TheDevil_Risen: man one drops in 2025 am i r i g h t ?
Drexciya808: I only frowny face after land destruction lol
GredGredmansson: also who the hell plays jund in a tarkir draft
paulohsbastos: after Ragavan nothing is sacred
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson based players
Drexciya808: VirtualHug :)
BrowneePointz: So Cori, did anything at the Switch 2 Reveal get you excited?
paulohsbastos: Surrak aka Grandpa
Strebenherz: Jfc
BrowneePointz: Yea. 80 US. and $450 US for the Console
ContingentCat: ouch
Cyberpod32: Most are gonna be $70 i believe
Gaz_L: also the controllers are mice
Sarah_Serinde: It sounds like only some are going to be $80 and others will be at least slightly more reasonable
Kid_Amn: and Nintendo have opened the floodgates so look forward to every other publisher ramping their prices up now
paulohsbastos: holy
TXC2: for a nintendo console?
XavusGaming: So what I'm hearing is... absolutely no point
Bugberry: The virtual cartridges was a good change for people with multiple family members with switches.
BrowneePointz: yea it looks like some are 80 some aren't
Gekyouryuu: Also, games no longer have the game on them, they just unlock your ability to use them after making you download them anyway
Desruprot: the price of Switch 2 is still less then a FF Collector Booster Box
DAC169: Switch 2 games are EXPENSIVE AF
AliceLovelin: You guys pissed about 450$ for console and 80$ for game? It's gonna be like 3000R$ in Brazil and our minimum wage is half of that. And games usually are like 300R$.
TheDevil_Risen: 716.11 AUD for the console. ouch
paulohsbastos: that's impractical
TheDevil_Risen: thats like a PS5 almost
BuggySnap: @Sarah_Serinde still after exchange rate and tariffs and tax etc its going to be over $100 CAD for a game
BrowneePointz: @AliceLovelin yes, we're mad about that because it means it's even more expensive for y'all comparatively and that's bad for EVERYONE
AliceLovelin: We need 2 whole months of work to buy a console usually, it's so bad. I'm sorry I just had to rant.
AliceLovelin: I know it's bad for everyone.
sporkraptor: sounds like Nintendo doesn't want money.
AliceLovelin: 2 whole months if we didn't have to pay rent etc so in the end it takes much more savings
Diabore: @sporkraptor disagree, they want all the money
Drexciya808: rockin
nickipedia45: big surrak
TXC2: Nintendo whants money, problem is no one else has any anymore :P
BrowneePointz: Surrak has trample so we can make big kill the token and flunge
sporkraptor: @Diabore if they price themselves so high that nobody can afford to buy it... seems counterproductive if they actually want to *make* money but who knows these days
AndrewHawnt: @TXC2 Exactly
paulohsbastos: imagine Gamefreak leaving Nintendo
Bugberry: Doesn't the virtual cartridge thing allow you to share digital games?
Flyingdelorion: As a Nintendo fan I do not like the price either, even though I live in Europe. But I like what games the Switch 2 is going to have, so I will likely buy it, but probably not this year....
TheAwkes: Could have had an emotional support sea cliff to go with the island.
Drexciya808: GG
Juliamon: People don't have the money, but they will still feel compelled to save up anyway, and Nintendo knows it
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME sergeGG
TXC2: a shocking amount....you might say
A_Dub888: Shocking Sharpshooter is shockingly Super
alchemistsavant: glad you guys are having fun!
BrowneePointz: Who knew that if you gave Temur actually good support spells they can be a powerful midrange strategy
sporkraptor: @Juliamon yeah, but it'll definitely impact sales, especially in games--if people can only afford one game to go with the console, and have to wait four months to afford a second game, that's not good for Nintendo's Q4
Drexciya808: good red hand
paulohsbastos: always lucky
A_Dub888: @drexciya808 that might be because I got sunburned there
DAC169: so I'm a little confused. some creatures have Adventures that aren't Adventures? CaitThinking
Gaz_L: Omens
BrowneePointz: Omens
Drexciya808: @A_Dub888 MaxLOL
Gaz_L: you shuffle them back in instead of exiling
Diabore: @DAC169 new type, an omen, they shuffle back in
zero_patients: Is the temur clan good?
Jethrain: @DAC169 They're like adventures, but they shuffle into your library on cast instead of going to exile
BrowneePointz: Temur seems vastly improved this time yes
DAC169: ah. that's kinda cool
Bugberry: @DAC169 Omens are not Adventures. They use similar formating, like how Sagas, Clues and Classes look the same.
Gaz_L: Justguy
AliceLovelin: I can't wait to get mardu pack D:
Mai_Andra: @Gaz_L xivCactuar
paulohsbastos: seems good
TXC2: Mai_Andra no, that's next set Kappa
BrowneePointz: but yea for chat, limited is designed for the 5 Clan Archetypes and 5 enemy color pairs mechanically
TheOneInquisitor: Out of curiosity, how many offscreen games tend to happen at a ppr, my assumption is 0 but I'm being nagged now.
BrowneePointz: They tend to do a private draft over the weekend as well for funsies @TheOneInquisitor
Ritaspirithntr: FF Set in June as well as Switch 2?! tqsSweat
Ritaspirithntr: yikes!!
BrowneePointz: or have in the past*
Drexciya808: this is why I watch people who are good at magic ... I would have wasted resources on "hurr dragon!" that turn
TheOneInquisitor: I seee
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Magic has too many multicolour names. They should just use the colour combination - red + blue = purple.
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor officially none, but it's likley they play some other games, maybe not with their PPR decks
WiJohn: 3/4 for zero seems okay
paulohsbastos: Tarkir is awesome, love the flavor and lore
zelukester: bigger dragon than before
Bugberry: I was on break during original Tarkir, but the lore is far reaching into other stories.
TheAwkes: There's Storm in the set, so it's that little bit extra relevant.
TXC2: ScrapyardGhostTrain problem with that is once you get to 3 colour, they're all just brown (or white if it's light based) :P
paulohsbastos: casting a Treasure Cruise, if you know you know
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TXC2 I see no problem with this.
TheOneInquisitor: @TheAwkes I think playing that tiger on into storm dragon is going to be my personal achievement in limited
BrowneePointz: ermagerd! Dirgur errlrrnd Durrgurrn!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TXC2 The card borders are all gold at that point, anyway.
135 raiders from Seabats have joined!
public_key_reveal_party: Ignore my value engine lrrAWESOME
paulohsbastos: Treasure Cruise, I love you :')
BusTed: seabatDance
TXC2: Hello Raiders
TXC2: ScrapyardGhostTrain true
morgoth_bauglyr: o/
meeso06: hello
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap ermahgerd it's dirgur seabatClap
Drexciya808: @BrowneePointz HypeLove1
Trahas: the 4 color names should just be 'missing blue' or 'no red' or something in that vein
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
BrowneePointz: WE GOT SNAKED!
BrowneePointz: That snake SLAPS
Riiiiiiis: Bats from the Sea!
Bugberry: Mysticer Snake
Mr_Horrible: Even More Mystic Snake sinuuNotlikethis
BuggySnap: Snek
public_key_reveal_party: That was very rude
WiJohn: Sneaky Snek!
BrowneePointz: The art on that Familiar is INCREDIBLE btw
BrowneePointz: they dusan'd the tawnyback
BrowneePointz: they dusan'd it
paulohsbastos: it's putting jewelry on pet snakes for me
ArcOfTheConclave: renew
nickipedia45: champion of dusan
Drexciya808: gg
Gaz_L: mm sammich
BusTed: LUL
public_key_reveal_party: Bye Kathleen enjoy sandwich and cookie half
Kentosaurus: science can't explain that
paulohsbastos: it's putting jewelry on pet snakes for me #Sultai4Ever
Dromos_GHG: change guy?
nevyn666: you had me at cookie
TXC2: Sounds like we need to investigate!
thedevil_risen1: Mmm half cookie
BrowneePointz: *chant* Eshki! Eshki!
DerpyQuagsire: I am definitely here for how pretty sultai is this set
BuggySnap: we have freezing rain and ice and snow in ON today I wih it was warm
BrowneePointz: Nonbinary Bear Dragon!
wifi12345678910: I thought avatar was in the fall
hoohlee_sheet: see next time on LRR, where we have Mr. Sherlock Holmes for next episode who trys to solve the mystery
loufghyslaufey: "Who Took Their Cookie From That Cooking Jar?" SingsNote ImTyping lrrDOTS
Brozard: We're Temur here
Desruprot: I finish cooking dinner and suddenly its only Graham
paulohsbastos: it's putting jewelry on pet snakes for me
Drexciya808: cool things be necessary
loufghyslaufey: (coughs) thelastairbender! (coughs)
loufghyslaufey: Heh
BuggySnap: nice dab
Drexciya808: @Bugberry LUL
Diabore: im now excited for tomorrow, war of the spark drafts are back
Drexciya808: sorry @BuggySnap
Gaz_L: oh, now i really want a card in the Avatar set to reference the 'can your science explain the rain' bit
Diabore: ah hell yeah theres a family jamily on the calendar too
Bugberry: @Gaz_L There's lots of stuff from Avatar I can't wait to see if they bring in. All the monks in this set might be relevant there.
public_key_reveal_party: I just got "iridescent" and "irradiated" mixed up in my head for a sec there
TXC2: Gaz_L I'm hoping we get a card titled "That's rough buddy"
BusTed: tqsWow
paulohsbastos: Ikoria to Tarkir omenpath confirmed.
BrowneePointz: yea that's Calamity's whatever it's called
TheAwkes: Fire honse eat apples?!
Bugberry: We need a Melon Lord that uses Food tokens.
Diabore: archer fight!
BrowneePointz: I still love that they saw the borderless art for Barrensteppe Siege and went "This is so banger make it the Arena board"
Desruprot: the cat of the rainbow
thedevil_risen1: Wikki wikki
MeadyOchre: This set looks awesome but this Arena board looks awful
BrowneePointz: this arena board is incredible
BrowneePointz: It's a strategy map!
TXC2: the duality of man
thedevil_risen1: *vinyl scratching intensifies*
Drexciya808: tarkir battle map aesthetics are great
BrowneePointz: well, Z rolled better than we did
zelukester: wuh oh
DegHag: I think we're just dead here.
paulohsbastos: those crystals on the cat are 100% Ikoria crystals, omenpath me thinks
Derekwillis: Huh, welp.
BrowneePointz: gg pack it up
TheAwkes: Gotta get me a New Elspeth™
A_Dub888: fudge? I want fudge!
public_key_reveal_party: lrrFRUMP
DerpyQuagsire: Well that'll do it
Desruprot: were in danger
Desruprot: flying reach so useful
TXC2: remember that halcyon ONE (1) set with no planeswalkers? :p
LurkerSpine: if only we could redirect damage
hoohlee_sheet: iridescent tiger = pseudo cascade
Derekwillis: It's a kitteh
dumbo3k: meow
BrowneePointz: More importantly, this is the first set in a while where ALL the Walkers in the set are incredibly powerful @TXC2
Gaz_L: i mean, we're probably getting 3 sets with no walkers this year?
AliceLovelin: I wonder if Iridescent Tiger will make it to standard in a Temur deck with lots of cost reduction and fatties
Diabore: oh elspeth, thats fun
AliceLovelin: I think it makes sense
TXC2: BrowneePointz indeed
Bugberry: disharmonized
DerpyQuagsire: So brutal
Drexciya808: I'll always love the heroic eagle scream when I drop in a lil phoenix chick
BrowneePointz: Yes
BrowneePointz: 100%
Desruprot: thats a bunch of deathtouch too
thedevil_risen1: Zbexx taking no prisoners
nickipedia45: does boltcaster only hit creatures?
Gaz_L: Surrak make different thing happen by draw card
Diabore: why is the team pump a 0 Gavin
paulohsbastos: has an Elspeth card ever been bad?
BrowneePointz: yes
Drexciya808: @paulohsbastos no
BrowneePointz: there's been a couple meh elspeths
paulohsbastos: @Drexciya808 right
Drexciya808: LUL
public_key_reveal_party: Good is relative
Diabore: defends on the strict definition of bad, there have been that havent seen play but none categorically no good anywhere
egoat: escape elspeth
Gaz_L: the New Capenna one is... all right
Drexciya808: we're tied guys
Bugberry: @paulohsbastos Not counter the Planeswalker deck one, the Theros Beyond Death one was a bit underwhelming.
AliceLovelin: -3
TXC2: are we burning jade somehow ?
public_key_reveal_party: Surak didn't even get to punch a single bear
Voidhawk42: Lose
Drexciya808: @Gaz_L @Bugberry fair
Desruprot: save Ajani
BrowneePointz: and Elspeth Resplendent which was eh, and Archangel Elspeth which was also Eh
Diabore: actually huge
A_Dub888: Elspeth’s an angel, she can do what she wants
WiJohn: See why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Brozard: I think the door thing was in the lore?
thedevil_risen1: ^^^^ @desruprot
thedevil_risen1: Lmao
Drexciya808: sheesh
Derekwillis: Did she ever get her cloak back?
BrowneePointz: Elspeth helped cure Ajani's depression this set in the story
Diabore: un hoged
BuggySnap: wait she didnt behold?
A_Dub888: they blew us!!
Diabore: unhuged*
Bugberry: So much Calcium
BuggySnap: is skyrider not a dragon?
BrowneePointz: cuz this Elspeth is GROSS
DerpyQuagsire: The game let you draw summit intimidator to give you false hope
Diabore: I KNOW
Desruprot: @BrowneePointz yes but she couldn't stop him getting compleat in the first place
BrowneePointz: just like this Ugin is GROSS
Diabore: why is the team pump a zero gavin???
Battzzaro: AND they get flying
MeadyOchre: She only makes 2 tokens, so she's clearly inferior to Sun's Champion Kapa
paulohsbastos: not cool
TheOneInquisitor: It could give them flying and vigilance it could always be worse
public_key_reveal_party: Cori spitting straight facts
Jethrain: elspeth seems to always be messed up when she shows up
A_Dub888: isn’t that how we got Oko??
Diabore: oh, ok
BrowneePointz: It's the card the Arena board is right now!
Gaz_L: the new Ugin is bananas. i almost hate how it's basically an auto-include for Eldrazi
BuggySnap: all the sieges look fantastically strong
TXC2: Mardu is the morally incorrect choice here
thedevil_risen1: Wrecked
Drexciya808: ojeez
Bugberry: @A_Dub888 that was because he was too cheap for his amount of loyalty. She's 5 for 5.
Krauser428: Yeah feels like Elspeth may be banned? Like if I see her on oppos side I'm scooping unless I have an immediate answer lol
BrowneePointz: Exile THIS elspeth!
paulohsbastos: xD
Bugberry: Uncommon Paladia Moor
Drexciya808: go out in style against this divine justice
fencepostmagpie: Can't believe they did this to poor Palladia-Mors
Diabore: @Krauser428 shes very good but nowhere near bannable imo
Bugberry: !card Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner
LRRbot: Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner [3RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [6/6] | Flying, vigilance, trample / Palladia-Mors has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
BuggySnap: look on the bright side NEW sealed pool!
BrowneePointz: Jeskai! Jeskai! *chants*
cobthegreat: Just guy pls
Diabore: we gonna mardu it?
Drexciya808: abzan let's go
egoat: just guys
BrowneePointz: I was trying to do a Non-Green Clan this time XD
NocturnalMissions: Abzan time!
BuggySnap: sorry my U got stuck
TXC2: Abfab time
MrVirtualis: You should draft Elspeth. Seems good
Kentosaurus: no
public_key_reveal_party: I am also enduring
Drexciya808: LUL
BusTed: LUL
egoat: nice temur deck
Bugberry: @Krauser428 she's good in Commander, but other formats have tons of 5 mana planeswalkers that take over the game if unanswered.
Krauser428: Warden time baby!!
BrowneePointz: Siege is gross
LurkerSpine: tiltyhPLS
Gaz_L: Eshki! what're you doing here!?
Drexciya808: don't judge me for my grave play
Diabore: 5 colour lets gooooo
Flyingdelorion: Well afther losing 27 games in a row in ranked it's time for me to craft monored........sigh..........
thedevil_risen1: Grave play
BloodnBullets: Or... temur again?
Diabore: this ones great
paulohsbastos: that moment when an actual angel kills you
TheAwkes: Remember when getting 7 rares would be crazy good? lrrBEEJ
Diabore: @paulohsbastos biblically accurate
Jethrain: that dragon so fancy
Gaz_L: dragon in clothes!
BrowneePointz: It's Armament Corps! But a Dragon!
wifi12345678910: Praise Kier
AliceLovelin: No monument?
Diabore: night watch is good, its only 4 mana
Kezzig_: abzan monument too
DerpyQuagsire: Absolute banger of a green pool
Bugberry: Synchronized Charge is basically Travel Prep
Diabore: adn thats 41
Diabore: no graham stop, we had a full deck
TXC2: very nearly mono green :p
BrowneePointz: Painful Truths might be worth it for Card Draw
TheAwkes: Too many playables. Such an insidious curse.
Bugberry: More of a Mardu card
Diabore: how much other fixing did we get?
MeadyOchre: Omen - The Prodigy
TXC2: right chat I'm off
paulohsbastos: the reason Tasigur is a 4/5 is because you pass out just by smelling him
Bugberry: Defiant Strike. Didn't realize it was in original Tarkir too.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Cori (and Kathleen)
AliceLovelin: 58? Time to add like 4 more lands and play
Drexciya808: great build
DerpyQuagsire: 58 card deck, ship it
public_key_reveal_party: Have a good one txc
Diabore: we have 3 ramp dragons, itll be fine Kappa
Drexciya808: why not
Drexciya808: for 2
Orxolon: good afternoon everyone
Drexciya808: true
BrowneePointz: Question Graham, do we want Painful Truths in for some raw card draw?
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Commander_Taz: hooray
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AliceLovelin: You have a lot of fatties, the fact that it will find you a land I think is fine
BloodnBullets: Dont forget to change your avatar!
Bugberry: It's why lands with abilities are so good, even if the ability costs a bunch.
MeadyOchre: "Decent bottoms"? Graham is a picky top, confirmed
zelukester: Olivia has "ruined" me for cardnames like Sandsteppe Citadel lmao
thedevil_risen1: ^^
BuggySnap: too many creatures?
Krauser428: 15 more cuts to go LUL
GentleSlaeyer: Because we have to sing them!
zelukester: bc of the cadence
DerpyQuagsire: Could maybe cut a sagu wildling or two with all the fixing you have?
DerpyQuagsire: They are nice though
Krauser428: Cut turtle?
Drexciya808: good cut
Bugberry: 4 mana for 2 bodies?
paulohsbastos: one time Hollowmurk Siege on opening hand let's go
Voidhawk42: Olivia has a deck, whose theme is "cards whose name can be sung to the cadence of Duel of the Fates from star wars". aka "dun-dun, dundun-dun". "Sand-step citadel"
zelukester: the Star Wars thing; first started with Seaside Citadel
DAC169: "You can never have enough creatures! What you have is too many not creatures!" - Joey Wheeler
Drexciya808: LUL
MeadyOchre: sand-step cit-a-del
BrowneePointz: Thanks for snapping me back to playing in Basketball Pep Band graham
Bugberry: Then there are things said to "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "three" syllables.
Gaz_L: what if you can sing it to Seven Nation Army?
nickipedia45: one george?
Gaz_L: that's both song and wrestling
petey_vonwho: Cut the mono-white cards?
AliceLovelin: @MeadyOchre way it's separated as "cit-a-del" not "ci-ta-del"?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: SaLLRtations, all!
Drexciya808: @petey_vonwho my intuition as well
AliceLovelin: english is weird
MeadyOchre: @AliceLovelin Yeah actually ci-ta-del works better
Diabore: i like the omens, they feel powerful but not pushed
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Hey, if you have two of them, the Omen might draw you into the second one!
paulohsbastos: and omens are virtually infinite valute
A_Dub888: who stapled it and how’d they get so close with the stapler?
paulohsbastos: value*
Kezzig_: cut a land with 2 wildlings
BuggySnap: you have hand smoother it will be fine ;)
Mangledpixel: so decadent
MrVirtualis: Not sure I ever had a draft deck with less than 41 xD
Kezzig_: theyre like the 1 mana cyclers from lotr. i cut lands if i had 2 of them
BrowneePointz: We gotta be Brotis
Gaz_L: actually, yeah Sandsteppe Citadel fits the Seven Nation Army beat
BrowneePointz: err wait Felothar*
Drexciya808: flava flav
Earthenone: that dragon has big chocobo energy
BrowneePointz: Betor is Agender and uses the Royal "We"
Gaz_L: ohhhh Sand-steppe Cit-a-del!
AliceLovelin: Change sleeves too? Or do you like the current ones?
BuggySnap: cant wait to die to a 10k cactus in FF
silenceaux: Is this the mythical lrrHAM sammy?
A_Dub888: @browneepointz I thought we were chat?
GhostValv: dastardly dwayne is great
nymistrya: Forty One is Forty FUN
thedevil_risen1: Awww there was another Dwyane?
Bugberry: @Earthenone do you think the FF pet will be a Chocobo, Moogle, or something else?
cyanMu42: <> TwitchUnity _ PrideHeartL <> PrideHeartR _ TwitchUnity <> LuvSign I like the Abzan scale diamond and basically the whole set.
Gekyouryuu: Noooo, i missed a Dwayne?!
Drexciya808: LUL
ghizmou: dastardly dwayne
Jethrain: is it just "the rock is evil now"?
public_key_reveal_party: The bonus of running 41 is that you get to put your opponent off their rhythm
thedevil_risen1: Bugger I missed it too
Gaz_L: also, G, EDSC basically sold me on the Abzan precon, so thank you
Earthenone: @Bugberry probobly a moogle
Earthenone: !fnquestion
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Desruprot: yay, Friday Nights has been good
public_key_reveal_party: Friday nights has been soooo good
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paulohsbastos: nooooooo, I need 10 more
seepete: The Wes Anderson episode was a masterpiece
TimeToFry: Lmao
Gaz_L: "oh, that... that would've been much better..."
ghizmou: every week helps build up the hype
CoffeeMmm: DId a new season just start?
public_key_reveal_party: I saw you respond to that a comment and I was like "oh no they just realized they made too much work for themselves"
A_Dub888: I may or may not have started watching Police Squad because of the last episode
paulohsbastos: Cameron deserves an Oscar, fight me
BloodnBullets: If it helps G, friday nights has been phenominal.
Desruprot: I ended up rewatching the last episode quite a few times
Earthenone: its ok, if we need it again we will just draw it again
A_Dub888: @bloodnbullets you’re phenomenal
Gaz_L: Police Squad excellent double feature with Garth Marenghi's Darkplace :D
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BrowneePointz: I never watched Police Squad, but I grew up on Naked Gun/Airplane so I still knew the references
hiFunko: the police squad episode was fantastic
A_Dub888: @hifunko you’re fantastic
thedevil_risen1: ^^^ ^.^
KaleidoscopeMind: embroidered in his pocket?
BrowneePointz: i learned that very quickly this past weekend
Drexciya808: @BrowneePointz heck ya
paulohsbastos: nerd!
paulohsbastos: you're a nerd!
Gaz_L: i'm the reverse Brownee, I've only seen Police Squad but I saw it a bunch as it re-ran a ton on Paramount Comedy here in the Uk when i was a kid
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I know Police Squad by the sadly always relevant image of "Tonight's Episode: The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish"
hiFunko: @A_Dub888 lrrLUL
Bruceski: Leslie Nielsen comedy is so tight, I love when they do it completely deadpan
Jundinator: Hi Graham
Jundinator: You feeling better?
Gaz_L: same place i saw a ton of classic US sitcoms like Benson, MASH, Cheers, Newsradio and Larry Sanders
wedge_x: "Everything I see reminds me of her."
Drexciya808: @paulohsbastos takes one to know one lol <3
Earthenone: we do be holdin a dragon
Jundinator: Is this draft or sealed?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @bruceski Remember, Neilson was a famous dramatic actor. He got into comedy late
Diabore: we beholding dragons, but they secret
public_key_reveal_party: Sometimes it is better to be holding the dragon still
Drexciya808: o wow
Jundinator: Poggers
Orxolon: oh i like that
BusTed: lrrHAM
iris_of_ether: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
wifi12345678910: lrrHAM
Mangledpixel: lrrHAM
ContingentCat: lrrHAM
silenceaux: lrrHAM lrrHAM
Jethrain: and you call them themed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
BuggySnap: we have cast that removal spell 3 times now it seems VERY good
Desruprot: looks around you, someone near you is lrrHAM
A_Dub888: which Tarkir Clan is the most into farming? Sultai?
Orxolon: i hope they do a midweek magic with a phantom sealed with all packs themed
Bruceski: "I could beat the champ blindfolded!" "What if he's not blindfolded?" "I'll still beat him!" If you instead have the response be confusion it's a different joke.
Drexciya808: a Christmas ham
Earthenone: also, if other pre releases with seeded packs are an indication, unlike your lgs, arena wont say no, that color is taken try again :P
Trahas: @digiman619TheAntiDigs even saying he got into comedy late is weird as he brought the same seriousness to the comedies as he would the dramas, which is why they worked so well
Mangledpixel: now there's a series not many people realise has more than one episode AND more than one series
SonofThoth: Math is for blockers?
BusTed: Sending a message... of some sort
BuggySnap: counters to draw?
Gaz_L: those 2 life will make all the difference
A_Dub888: all according to keikaku
NorthstarTex: All according to Keikaku
ContingentCat: numbers are hard
punahougirl84: Hard to pick a clan - Temur to help with my Miirym deck afterwards, or after watching Wheeler, debating Mardu!
DAC169: drdeCry
Diabore: best card art
A_Dub888: @northstartex same brain cell
KarlHellisearth: lrrLUL
Drexciya808: sick
ghizmou: amazonSpiderman amazonSpiderman2
paulohsbastos: pog
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @trahas Yeah, but this was also in the era of Bob Newhart; deadpan comedy was an accepted thing
Drexciya808: wp
Bruceski: I mean, we say "Leslie Nielsen comedy" but the reason it works is that everyone else on the show is on the same page.
paulohsbastos: joing the Sultai brood, we have an oppressive caste system
Gaz_L: or like a knight of Catarina
punahougirl84: Thanks! Was debating Sultai too - will definitely go watch.
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, stepyyyy
MeadyOchre: What are you doing steppe citadel? :O
Gaz_L: with Liam Neeson
Mai_Andra: Hmm. I like Golgari, but I dislike Dimir... NotLikeThis
Desruprot: it wont be the same without Leslie Neilsen
hiFunko: oh perfect
ghizmou: the guy from taken?
MeadyOchre: Holy crap no way
MeadyOchre: That would be amazing
hiFunko: liam neeson was hilarious on extras
wifi12345678910: Featuring the corpse of Leslie Nielsen
SquareDotCube: what, why, and how, and do they know what year it is
Trahas: there is a scene of him in ted 2
silenceaux: Of his knees, son?
seepete: Liam Nissan deserves a good vehicle
Trahas: yeah graham that is amazing
Bugberry: @Mai_Andra what about Simic?
punahougirl84: Loved the Naked Gun movies. We need that comedy in our lives.
Ritaspirithntr: @mai_andra then don’t run Blue/Black cards!
SK__Ren: Look, if Daniel Craig can do Benoir Blanc, Liam Neeson can do this
BrowneePointz: 1st Ted is legitimately good
AliceLovelin: Liam Neeson is pretty good at acting
Gaz_L: wasn't he in MacFarlane's western too?
Flyingdelorion: Huh, never knew Leslie Nielsen was Canadian!
alchemistsavant: i was out of the room when you were talking about the newest friday nights episode and I just wanted to say I loved it so much!! probably my fave of the season thus far
Drexciya808: that Liam accent PogChamp
Orxolon: i'm not gonna be followed?
MeadyOchre: Good impression, dang
hiFunko: "no that's really not in our budget"
Gaz_L: was the Ted show any good?
raulghoulia: and there's a post credit scene too
paulohsbastos: UB just corrupts everything around it... Grixis, bad, Sultai, bad, Esper, the worst.
BrowneePointz: The 1st ted is LEGITIMATELY a funny and good comedy
BrowneePointz: with some...blue bits
raulghoulia: The Ted tv show was funny. both equally charming and crass
KarlHellisearth: if you had to rank the new commander decks from best to worst what would your ranking be?
Gaz_L: send for the man
NorthstarTex: Looks like the lad died sir
Desruprot: this game is so armed
Gaz_L: that dragon is wearing clothes!
Bugberry: Abzan on Abzan, so much beef
Wolfstrike_NL: These Dragons are everywhere!
TheAwkes: Dis gus tang.
seepete: secret reach almost activated
Trahas: op saw the giant bow and arrow and reconsidered
TheAwkes: Your friend Gus asks what you're drinking. Dis, Gus? Tang.
Drexciya808: lesgoooo
BuggySnap: 3 turn clock!
Bugberry: they jacked our reacher!
Gaz_L: season 3 is available!
Gaz_L: where Reacher fights an even bigger guy
accountmadeforants: Lemongrab became Lemonreacher
TheAwkes: Jack Reacher, human blunt instrument.
Drexciya808: so many untapped lands..
NorthstarTex: 3 or greater you say
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @theawkes Yeah, Tang is disgusting, so that tracks
BuggySnap: could get your creature back?
ghizmou: vroom vroom
Mai_Andra: Remember when Reacher was Tom Cruise? xivBehe
drizztnailo: its like the flash where every season theres a bigger guy
Drexciya808: GG
Bugberry: You could pay the 6, just to be funny
Desruprot: voop
glyndev: vwoop there it is
BusTed: vwoop'd
Gaz_L: @Mai_Andra my mum was so mad about those movies cuz of how small Cruise is
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Voop
KarlHellisearth: Voop!!
Wiliart: Yeah, the Dutch Giant. Almost seems a pleonasm.
Drexciya808: Cheer100 voop
glyndev: canonically lorge
Diabore: the show does it much better
Seth_Erickson: how soon until Reacher eclipses the sun?
LithelyUnshod: Ritchie
hiFunko: there's also two tom cruise reacher movies at this point, there was a second also entirely forgettable one
Jturbobanana: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Listen, I grew up on Wolverine media, so I respect short guys who can kick ass.
glyndev: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Barb4rian: ^
Drexciya808: LUL
LithelyUnshod: IT was good
PostModernVorthos: Alan Ritchson is a specimen
BuggySnap: The League of extraordinary gentlmen?
Barb4rian: I should watch that. the clips I have seen look very entertaining
atommess: Missed you at the PPR Graham! How's limited going?
Desruprot: I wonder if they are near the Ministry of Silly Walks
digiman619TheAntiDigs: The only Ministry I respect is the Ministry of Silly Walks
hiFunko: yep
glyndev: I still maintain that blue mountain state is some of his best work
Wiliart: he does
Jundinator: Yes. Spell is countered
Chesul: Yep, if the omen fizzles it goes to the bin.
Gaz_L: @hiFunko it's like how there's 3 Da Vinci Code movies with Tom Hanks and literally no-one knows about the third one
Mai_Andra: @Gaz_L I saw the second one (with Cobie Smulders), and it was fine. It was funny though when I learned the character was supposed to be big.
BusTed: hm
Drexciya808: hahahah
Desruprot: LUL
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS
TheWooglie: crapshot idea?
NorthstarTex: XD
seepete: oh dear
alchemistsavant: ministry of silly co-
Earthenone: same sketch, with a diferent ending
digiman619TheAntiDigs: That's a totally different Ministry
BrowneePointz: Silly Wanks? So John Cleese currently?
A_Dub888: Look, I'm not gonna kink shame
Bugberry: Silly Yankees
Drexciya808: fully regulated
TheAwkes: I may respect that particular sketch less now in Cleese's later stages.
Wiliart: Could he be a wink off between cory and ian?
seepete: first you grab your monty python
Gaz_L: this is a solid 'change a letter' meme
EvilBadman: Please stop funding this research
SquareDotCube: a "clown nose" just in the edge of shot
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TheWooglie: sounds like Cori wants to do the editing
ghyllnox: Could get some real mileage out of the clown horn sound effect
BuggySnap: saga now dead
Gaz_L: change one letter, ruin/improve a sketch
paulohsbastos: thank God for discovering you guy's youtube channel 13 years ago
BuggySnap: omg i need to catch up
paulohsbastos: solid good content
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Desruprot: good solid wholesome content
Barb4rian: Warden of the Grove feels very "kill on sight"
A_Dub888: @Gaz_L Who ya gonna cull
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Jethrain: !card warden of the grove
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Diabore: watcher noooo
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
alchemistsavant: @paulohsbastos god that almost feels like as long as it was for me too - though there was a good half decade long gap between activity periods for me
paulohsbastos: WOAH
BusTed: tqsShocked
Earthenone: reminder you can use optimus prime, its two toys in one
paulohsbastos: THAT WAS COOL
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @gaz_l Yeah, the sketch where Paul needs to get a new butt, changing it so he needs a new bust and they give him breast implants
atommess: Been watching LRR for many years. I go back and watch through Friday nights like once a year lol. So happy it's back!!
Trahas: And don't forget to hit that click and bell that like!
paulohsbastos: @Drexciya808 thanks!
Drexciya808: @paulohsbastos VirtualHug
KarlHellisearth: Looking forward to the next instalment of beige lander
Gaz_L: has there ever been any discussion to making a Star Trek themed ep of Friday Nights given how fond many of the LRRfolk are of the franchise?
Drexciya808: gg
atommess: GG
BusTed: tqsSweat
wifi12345678910: onward and sloughward
sporkraptor: there's a thought, maybe the surprise extra expansion this year is Star Trek
ardor_edi: two sets from now it will work
paulohsbastos: I'm just waiting for the Pokémon Universes Beyond, and I'm not even joking
morgoth_bauglyr: you take a regular crapshot. and wear the costumes.
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I have the USS Tuscon playmat on my desk
StewartRWyatt: Well there is that Edge of Eternities set
BrowneePointz: Someone gets punched in the head for wrathing 3 times in a commander game and they're hallucinating all of it like Wizard of Oz @LoadingReadyRun
DEATHlikescats: a convention theme?
Desruprot: could do it like going to a cardstore at a different town, though the Quest for a LGS could be similar
Jundinator: Except it's already been announced its Avatar
seepete: These are the voyages of the B.U.S. Enterprise
Gaz_L: or piloting the decks as commanding a starship maybe?
BusTed: love us some SQL
Desruprot: @Gaz_L Edge of Eternities...soon TM
wifi12345678910: data is based
EvilBadman: "I foiled my commander list out. I call it the holodeck."
Jundinator: WEASEL FRIEND
atommess: Hey Voxy!!
sporkraptor: hi Voxy!
NorthstarTex: Ohai Voxy
DEATHlikescats: would watch a pilot, not gonna lie
digiman619TheAntiDigs: @evilbadman *nods sagely*
Drexciya808: had to come out of the closet to my family recently... we all grew up Star Wars nerds .. but they had to know the truth that this whole time my real love was Trek
punahougirl84: Watched Voxy beat Amy the Amazonian - she's tough!
cobthegreat: This time?
Gaz_L: well, it's a selfie :P
EirikaEmblem: Hi Graham hi Cori, I'm hanging in the Geek 4 All stream today and they just wanted to say that they're big fans and if they had to have a rough game at least it was against you 💖
paulohsbastos: but for real, a Pokémon Universes Beyond would be the best selling set of all time
paulohsbastos: and it would be awesome
hackingducks: my fantasy star trek series is a JAG-like series. they could even set it in the SNW-era and have Pike's GF be the lead.
BrowneePointz: Honestly a Star Trek Wizard of Oz parody Friday Nights could be VERY funny
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Artificer_Evan: @paulohsbastos pokemon is a competitor to magic. so no
Drexciya808: @hackingducks that is really good
digiman619TheAntiDigs: My fantasy Star Trek is about the Core of Engineers. They go repair stuff and handle logistics
Gaz_L: assuming Captain Wynonna Earp lives through the cliffhanger!
paulohsbastos: @Artificer_Evan it's not
BusTed: dang
wifi12345678910: how small?
Gaz_L: (it was that or Captain Mrs McMurray from Letterkenny)
Drexciya808: lmao
Desruprot: LUL
sporkraptor: LOL XD
Bruceski: An improvement from the big rocks she usually throws
GhostValv: wowie
tyrsredritehand: "small" rocks
alchemistsavant: clip worthy moment
XavusGaming: @paulohsbastos I don't know, Pokemon already has a high successful TCG. People who are fans of Pokemon and TCGs are probably already there. Unlike other Universes Beyond products that don't have a top tier card game like MTG
raulghoulia: hey Voxy is a weasel
Trahas: Judge, what is Reputable Merchants Mana value?
ardor_edi: 3animator keeps getting new cards
Jethrain: is it a citizen?
Gaz_L: i miss the old Star Trek TCG. it was the one i was invested in as a kid when everyone else was into Pokemon
sovietarchaeomancer: The merchant is in the Arashin market
Jundinator: 6
atommess: How are we feeling about each clan so far?
TheAwkes: Always Nice To See A Turtle
Jethrain: yeah that's the citizen sound
Drexciya808: we were here LRR v Vox
Scarbble: there were jokes made in wheeler's chat about a star trek secret lair with edge of eternity and i'd honestly be here for it
DAC169: Citizen noise drdeNODDERS
DEATHlikescats: the other one is just a barker/packager
Drexciya808: LUL
Seth_Erickson: she never said she'd throw rocks in your window just that she'd throw them at your window, maybe they'll bounce off harmlessly
cyanMu42: It's like the legendary duo cards. It's not a human citizen, it's a human and a citizen.
punahougirl84: Aw - Skirmmy!
Strebenherz: So she's threatening to cast grapeshot
Desruprot: Ferell George
atommess: Feral Williams
Gaz_L: Pharrell Deth-George
farmall_farmer: Need another Among us crossing the streams with Voxy, that was memorable
atommess: Because I'm deathyyyyyyyyyy
A_Dub888: Pharell George, didn't he make a song with Daft Punk?
Drexciya808: @A_Dub888 something resembling one anyway
BuggySnap: SIEGE
paulohsbastos: Endure is underrated
nickipedia45: steep hill to climb
Drexciya808: this game is gas
KarlHellisearth: Personally, I’m digging harmonise
Jethrain: could be the second mill win of the day?
Gaz_L: ohh and you can choose to pay 6 :P
paulohsbastos: these mill X should be surveil X
Drexciya808: could deck her out with these boards yeh
AliceLovelin: !card Kin-Tree Severance
LRRbot: Kin-Tree Severance [{2/W}{2/B}{2/G}] | Instant | Exile target permanent with mana value 3 or greater.
Seth_Erickson: Graham you may want to prepare your windows for rocks just saying
cyanMu42: The mill can fuel the abzan spirits, so I'm not sure why she didn't/wouldn't.
Drexciya808: abfab LUL
atommess: What's on the mug?
Drexciya808: lol -- the call is in
Bruceski: those keys are right next to each other
Desruprot: LUL
wedge_x: uhhh, judge?
Strebenherz: xD
AliceLovelin: HAHAHAHAHA
Jethrain: chonch ede?
Gaz_L: con-sed?
Drexciya808: are they about to throw this fight?!
GhostValv: it's french :)
Barb4rian: OMG I love this
XavusGaming: Oh Cascade?
zelukester: XD
hackingducks: with cede
Drexciya808: dead
NorthstarTex: co nce de?
paulohsbastos: I love money
Jundinator: LUL LUL LUL
iris_of_ether: !clip
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HailtheRNG: lrrJUDGECALL
DEATHlikescats: con = with
hackingducks: con che'de
HailtheRNG: lrrJUDGE
paulohsbastos: loving money is very Sultai
Drexciya808: voxy that better be bars of gold bullion
atommess: Concede = win button
ghyllnox: LUL
BusTed: LUL
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sporkraptor: I can hear her yelling XD
Barb4rian: LUL
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mastershake29x: having this stream and voxy up side by side is everything
Gaz_L: if Wile E Coyote was a weasel
punahougirl84: OMG - too funny to see you guys playing and talking, and hearing Voxy - we all know that voice!
ralphthellama: 😂😂😂😂
BrightstormRising: someone clip voxxy's side of this.
accountmadeforants: Now you definitely have to win
zelukester: gonna have to sync up the VODs on this one lmao
DEATHlikescats: you GOTTA put her on speaker
Drexciya808: rampant corruption and controversy
therayje: I keep bouncing between both streams and I'm laughing so hard
Drexciya808: lmao
TheWooglie: LUL
BusTed: hahaha
therayje: LMFAO
NorthstarTex: XD
ghyllnox: LUL LUL LUL
Drexciya808: hell yeah LRR don't negotiate with terrorists
QTL7: LUL
Foxmar320: foxmarPOP
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
iris_of_ether: benginLul
Chelsea12492: 😂😂😂
DEATHlikescats: haha!
Drexciya808: this ain't die hard homie
punahougirl84: Uh oh!!!
Earthenone: you wouldent pear a nation
10of9: LUL
Strebenherz: 10/10 best rivalry
zelukester: perfect
SolarBlitz1: We love Voxy here
lamina5432: lol
paulohsbastos: Perenation is my favorite card in the set, she's a real one for that
Barb4rian: Incredible
atommess: GG!!
KaleidoscopeMind: can we ask her for the clip to sync up on highlights
ArdCollider: lol
Drexciya808: gg lolol
Ritaspirithntr: tqsLOL benginLul
punahougirl84: Wow - what a game!
Jundinator: Ladies time
zelukester: a bit for the ages
ghyllnox: Hell yeah synced clips
Wa_Pox: voxyWeaselshake you angered the weasel
wedge_x: friendship is magic
Jethrain: @KaleidoscopeMind oh that would be so good
Voidhawk42: Voxy is now debating if she could take Graham in a fight LUL
Drexciya808: monet
MeadyOchre: No Cori Mountain cards so Cori doesn't care what's in the deck
BusTed: she's scrappy
accountmadeforants: Shame Perennation gives Hexproof or they could've killed the Rhino for additional rub-ins
LotusEaterMtG: dragons, they are quite good
atommess: Synced clips and sinked lips
wifi12345678910: lands from graveyard is how you get a strip lock going
BrowneePointz: the other siege mode is when you cast instants/sorceries target player mills 4 @LoadingReadyRun so it's still powerful but not in limited
A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FineHedonisticHerbsSwiftRage-NKilQ9n_gpxedmpC
Barb4rian: So I was going to Mardu for prerelease...should...should I do Abrakadabzan?
GhostValv: D:
NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyResourcefulRatHoneyBadger-n5g-EhnBcRw1WKBT
Gaz_L: the temur one is low-key good, as a Crucible of Worlds that has flexibility if you already have the effect is quite strong
Ritaspirithntr: D: XD
CountSacula: voxyWeaselshake voxyWeaselshake
Drexciya808: noice
accountmadeforants: I think someone came up with like a twenty letter mnemonic to remember the colours. It wasn't a very good mnemonic
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paulohsbastos: the Jeskai are the coolest, I just can't meditate
paulohsbastos: I want to bejewel pet snakes
Jethrain: hm, the revealed preview on twinmaw is a little broken
Gaz_L: oh that's weird... if you behold a dragon with an omen it only shows the dragon?
Drexciya808: hard; wp
Bruceski: Every time I try to group the clans I have to think "opposing triads... WUBRG... let's see so that's..."
Mr_Horrible: well, considering the ward is 2 life and not 2 mana, they may be more willing to pay it
Drexciya808: dialed
Mr_Horrible: real heehee hoohoo gameplay
GhostValv: amazonSpiderman amazonSpiderman2
Gaz_L: remember enchantment gives menache
Mr_Horrible: that's a pretty fast clock they're on now, yeah
Mr_Horrible: p sure there's a "indestructible + deathtouch" combat trick
accountmadeforants: They chose "Not Abzan, anything but Abzan"
nickipedia45: they also have the deal 5 omen in hand
Mr_Horrible: 1 attacker is honestly still fine for us
Mr_Horrible: since the siege doesn't scale with more critters
Drexciya808: I mean with endure why not
Drexciya808: thick as a brick yeee
Jethrain: "1 +1/+1 counters" is a little awkward on the endure templating
Mr_Horrible: yeah, a flier with the B/G siege is so hard to block
Drexciya808: yolo
LurkerSpine: kill a blocker?
Mr_Horrible: makes me wonder if the same UI bug existed with adventures
LurkerSpine: So they can't block?
accountmadeforants: Ah, Shocking Sharpshooter. Or as I know him, Impact Trevor.
LurkerSpine: The red guy has secret reach
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants oh that's quite good
Gaz_L: how come no behold?
Mr_Horrible: wait what? Does it not do it automatically for controlling a dragon?
LurkerSpine: not automatically, it's a may
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Nope, you have to choose one
Gaz_L: nope, you gotta point and go 'look'
Mr_Horrible: feels like bad shortcutting
Mr_Horrible: don't care for it
accountmadeforants: (And you can always choose not to. Maybe you're in a fight with your dragon and you don't want to see its face for a while.)
atommess: 4-0?
MegaDosX: Beholding is an additional cost that you have to choose to do or not, Arena not doing it automatically makes sense in that regard
KarlHellisearth: lrrCAMERON
Gaz_L: Dimir but you can ramp
accountmadeforants: Moldy Dimir
BrowneePointz: Mine is Temur, cuz Temur
Jethrain: you can always choose to fail to find the dragon that's on the board
atommess: Yes but mardu go vroom
Earthenone: moist golgari
paulohsbastos: play siege
MegaDosX: Like there's little reason not to behold a dragon if you control one already, but Arena making decisions for you like that is a risky path to go down
Gaz_L: Green Goblins
BrowneePointz: oh Cori
paulohsbastos: nooooo
Mr_Horrible: I have always been a Junk player, so I must take the Junk wedge
BrowneePointz: you get Lorwyn gobbos next year
atommess: Do we get space goblins?
LotusEaterMtG: golgargloam
KarlHellisearth: Temur Smash
Bugberry: Rocky Goblins
intrepiddragon88: Temur cause no jund
TheWriterAleph: yer a goblin, 'arry
Bugberry: on Kamigawa.
wifi12345678910: gooey goblins
theamc2000: feathered
DEATHlikescats: gooey goblins?
Gaz_L: Norman Osborn :P
Bugberry: I like the Ratty goblins on Jund.
Mr_Horrible: !card razorfin hunter
LRRbot: Razorfin Hunter [UR] | Creature — Merfolk Goblin [1/1] | {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
LithelyUnshod: KAmigawa has Akki9
Mr_Horrible: there's your water goblin
BloodnBullets: Enough. We havent had enough goblins.
DEATHlikescats: @wifi12345678910 shared braincell!
v_nome: spodderman is coming right? Surely we'll have green goblins?
EvilBadman: Glenngoblin Glenn Ross
DEATHlikescats: oh yeah, murlocks!
TheWriterAleph: @EvilBadman ABG
Earthenone: is the merlock goblin... oh fish al?
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman "A. B. C. Always! Be! Attacking!"
accountmadeforants: Goblins in business suits (how dare you, New Capenna)
wifi12345678910: squirrel goblin
KarlHellisearth: It’s a merfolk goblin and its name is Tim
couchboyj: Legitimate business goblins would be great
Bugberry: I like how Boggarts on Lorwyn are have no consistent look. Just all warts and horns.
Gaz_L: oh, Final Fantasy might have FF 14 gobbies
karmic_guide: Hallo! How goes the Dragonning?
DEATHlikescats: crystal goblin is just Sableye
BrowneePointz: artificer guys with masks
Mr_Horrible: pack-rat nomads
BrowneePointz: what mr horrible said
KarlHellisearth: It do Tim
Earthenone: are the final fantasy 14 goblins the ones who use the copypasta in every twitch chat?
Bruceski: FF14 goblins wear a gas mask style bag of spices because we smell bad
BrowneePointz: probably not cuz they're using Kavu
DEATHlikescats: crystal goblin is just a sableye
MegaDosX: !card the space family goblinson
LRRbot: The Space Family Goblinson [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Guest [1/1] | The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. / Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
EvilBadman: Space Family Goblinson yeah
wifi12345678910: angel goblin
wedge_x: is a gooey goblin spelled geogoblin
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz but do they fill the same flavor niche? They seem more GR and beefier.
DEATHlikescats: it’s perfect
Gekyouryuu: Graham nnamed that, yes?
BrowneePointz: Cori https://scryfall.com/card/unf/521/the-space-family-goblinson
MegaDosX: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/2/6/26177224-3c0e-4081-8468-3cd9981ddb0a.jpg?1673914986
Mr_Horrible: I have never seen this card but I am not surprised it exists
punahougirl84: Unfinity FTW!
digiman619TheAntiDigs: That would be Space Fblthp
mackstashmarshall: Danger! Danger!
BrowneePointz: wait that's the wrong art
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu and this fact, if true, would make me even less surprised
MegaDosX: Oh you're boned
BrowneePointz: Sorry Cori meant this Art https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/6/b/6b9969b4-cb64-4275-b7fd-93565dadaaf7.jpg?1673918994
Mr_Horrible: our storms! sinuuUm
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Danger, danger indeed
KarlHellisearth: has any one been taken out by Craterhoff
DEATHlikescats: so cute @browneepointz
coriolis_storm: Ari’s luck was very good for this drsft
Strebenherz: elspeth maybe
Gaz_L: they don't get trample
QTL7: I think we're just dead here LUL
wifi12345678910: lrrFINE
theamc2000: you are dead if not Elspeth
Gaz_L: so i'd say Elspeth
Strebenherz: elspeth also just naturally doubles
Mr_Horrible: I mean both'll kill ya, so take your pick
EvilBadman: Elspeth makes them fly 6/6s
dragonofnivix: Elephant than attack Elspeth?
Mr_Horrible: muffling the voiceline for exile would be a good touch
Gaz_L: wait, until your NEXT turn?
Gaz_L: not end of turn?
MegaDosX: Yeah, Elspeth is messed up
Wolfstrike_NL: Blocking 1 thing still means 16 incomming damage right?
MrVirtualis: 16>13
Mr_Horrible: I mean we're still cooked
Jethrain: elspeth is doing elspeth things yeah
Gaz_L: ok, i need that for my planeswalker commander deck
mackstashmarshall: same
Strebenherz: you have the moral victory, you got to send elspeth to jail
Mr_Horrible: but such is life in Tarkir
MegaDosX: Good luck, she's also a token doubler so she's going to be worth quite a bit I'd imagine
Strebenherz: WHELP
cyanMu42: I would've got rid of the untapped elephant and then attacked Elspeth, then probably still died.
mackstashmarshall: I wanna turn all the horsies from my Eowyn deck in to pegasi :D
Mr_Horrible: honestly, it's a preview event, I respect wanting to activate the planeswalker again :V
Gaz_L: as Cam once said "a very novel way to lose a game of Magic"
Mr_Horrible: Up, Eorlingas!
Mr_Horrible: oh wait
Mr_Horrible: North, Eorlingas!
Mr_Horrible: there we go sinuuNodders
mackstashmarshall: Love it :D
dragonofnivix: @cyanMu42 Yeah. Think that was the most optimal line, but we just saw in this case that opponent would have killed us anyway
DEATHlikescats: a proper horse stack
digiman619TheAntiDigs: That depends on of you believe in the possibility of a Boltzman Brain
MeadyOchre: Imagine the face of the person who created our simulation when they find out we're freaking out about having created AI
Mr_Horrible: love to be governed by a lump of wet fat and salt with electrical currents periodically moving through it
couchboyj: Meat computers piloting prisons of bone and flesh
Gaz_L: Finally, the person whose Blade it is
DEATHlikescats: quantum fluid computational device
Gaz_L: Furious Forebear + Forebear
MeadyOchre: There's like 3 playable counterspells in this format
Gaz_L: *Forebear's Blade
MeadyOchre: The dragon, the exhale, and the X cost one
QTL7: siege gives menace tho
MeadyOchre: Endure 4? Gross
loufghyslaufey: https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottyOutstandingRingNomNom-3YWECjJUHYwOMyC0
Gaz_L: going by the format of the LRR acct, I think it's MTG Baron
Jethrain: they are MTG_Baron yeah
coriolis_storm: “The Department of Redundancy Department”
Mr_Horrible: realizing that we've missed the chance for the preview account to be "LRRMTGMTG"
Gaz_L: or as someone pointed out, it could've been LRRGrahaMTG
Scarbble: i think you mean you're using Grah's account
QTL7: we just win though with combat tricks?
july427427: Go wide
Mr_Horrible: big bodies dot deck
Gaz_L: endure seems good, like fabricate
Mr_Horrible: @Gaz_L yeah, basically big fabricate
Mr_Horrible: instead of wide fabricate
fencepostmagpie: "average card gives three +1/+1 counters" factoid is wrong. average card gives zero counters. Feraldeath Georgr, who lives in Tarkir & casts his omen every turn, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
chaostreader: they need to remove our large creature and the flyer to survive.
Desruprot: the OG timeline Spirits flew
kirbytronic: How are you two streaming Magic and Wheeler is streaming Star Trek? Did something happen and today is actually yesterday?
Gaz_L: gotta pay your B first
Bugberry: @Desruprot There was Kin-Tree Invocation
Gaz_L: @kirbytronic wait what
july427427: I like bananas
Juliamon: it's called #sponsored #content
BrowneePointz: he's got a sponsored stream
Mr_Horrible: when the MTG in BWheelerMTG stands for "Money To Get" Kappa
DEATHlikescats: that explains Silksong in the Nintendo direct today.
kirbytronic: I just put in an order yesterday, so I'll tag you on blueskye when it comes in so you know what the button is :P
Earthenone: to be fair, this is also a sponsored stream by wotc right?
BrowneePointz: yep still with a 2025 release date
Diabore: yup, said 2025
SolarBlitz1: Silksong was labelled 2025
kirbytronic: There was a very quick flash of Silkong with a 2025 release window.
Jethrain: "release 2025" supposedly
Juliamon: they literally waited for Heather to go on vacation
Invitare: it was like 5 seconds in a montage LUL
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Also Deltarune chapters 3 and 4
mjiig: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, we've been burnt by "within a year" before
Mr_Horrible: at last, another combat-focused metroidvania to add to my backlog OpieOP
july427427: Nooo go wide
drcthulu: caution optimism, and wait and see
Jethrain: oh hey it's mardu token again
Mr_Horrible: for real though I'll be very happy when it's out
kirbytronic: Look, it takes a while to patch a game that full of bugs.
Mr_Horrible: *rimshot*
memelich: The Switch 2 exclusive Fromsoft game really threw me for a loop.
EvilBadman: Exactly cori
DEATHlikescats: really polish the carapace, as it were
digiman619TheAntiDigs: Listen, Team Cherry has the right to take as long as they need, but they really need to say *something* over the 6 years it's taken
drcthulu: I'm glad they're taking time to make sure it's ready, it will be better if they release a quality game that something that isn't
kirbytronic: I'll be happy when the Switch 2 Fromsoft game is Lost Kingdoms 3 reboot of some kind. (It won't happen)
DEATHlikescats: @memelich it looks cool
Mr_Horrible: @memelich it does really make me wonder how much of it is just from frustration that sony can't be arsed to do anything with the IP
The_MadChatter: Wow they made a kill spell called 'going the distance'
Mr_Horrible: like "hey we wanna do more with this world we made" "too bad it's got our stamp on it, now piss off"
kirbytronic: I mean, from what we know they actually *like* making games, so it's probably not that far off the mark
Mindfire13: Why is the Mardu Token playing Sultai?
kirbytronic: Third flier, they are doing the dobz.
Desruprot: might just fly over soon
Mr_Horrible: how bad does it feel to be a mobilize token generated by a flier, when you don't inherently get flying?
Mr_Horrible: like "Whaddya MEAN I gotta walk???"
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
kirbytronic: Yeah, they needed exactly two removal spells
EvilBadman: You gotta make them have it
Mr_Horrible: OC, don't steal! sinuuUm
Omthebox: The ancestors are certainly revived
themc16: Hey Ladies, any thoughts on the new Deadpool drop?
Brozard: C'mon top deck
CygnusInfinity: it's very Deadpool
Gekyouryuu: apparently the Vandalblast flavor text was a deep cut to the War of the Spark novels where Lazav was disguised as Chandra with a flamethrower
kirbytronic: Abzan, Devoted Chumpblocker
Diabore: 7 lands?
DEATHlikescats: the James curse
fencepostmagpie: Remember when Lazav threw shuriken in both of Dovin Baan's eyes. Was that messed up or what?
Strebenherz: hey kathleen, if you're able to say, what was the "too spicy" submission for card kingdom you mentioned earlier?
CygnusInfinity: Where's the cross-stitch when we need it?
Earthenone: is this a rematch?
kirbytronic: Get that ramp in Kathleen.
Invitare: the mirror match
cyanMu42: I wonder if there are 12 different Mardu token arts
july427427: Mirror Match
Invitare: they don't have MTG in their name
EvilBadman: Tokens are employees?
BusTed: are the tokens staff?
BusTed: I seem to recall that at some point
Earthenone: the staff for previous events were called human tokens, i guess humanity has devided into clans at the company
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Behold our lack of dragon!
LotusEaterMtG: surprised they didn't build a massive, slow animation for self-destructing mobilization tokens
Mr_Horrible: using every part of the dragon over there
LotusEaterMtG: something like the suicide squad from life of brian
chaostreader: don’t bite. because the. they get the 3/2 back with their spell. it loops.
Earthenone: it was techniclty a counter
BrowneePointz: Jeskai time!
QTL7: just a guy
Earthenone: jeskai has coris name on it right?
kirbytronic: Wait, they're doing the pick a sealed team on Arena this time?
punahougirl84: Maybe she gets to play the Cori this time!
BrowneePointz: the Siege the Grappler and the Cutter are VERY good
Earthenone: cori card right off the bat!
ghizmou: never too late to be dimir
BrowneePointz: and Songcrafter is NUTSO
Chesul: Grappler and Siege seems good.
Diabore: maybe temur splash?
CygnusInfinity: sweet commander buildaround
cobthegreat: The cori steel cutter perfect
QTL7: spell time
Anubis169: spelling, fave activity
CygnusInfinity: equipment that can make multiple tokens is new
Gekyouryuu: the fun thing is, you can go Cutter first, then a second spell and use it immediately
GasCityGaming: poor craig
Strebenherz: what was the card kingdom lrr code again?
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Anubis169: hihi Cori <3
Gekyouryuu: Cori, we opened your Teal Cutter
Jethrain: reinforced ronin my beloved
TheOneInquisitor: Oh yeah that's super flurriable.
TheAwkes: Mono-Red splash everything else.
Gekyouryuu: Cori's Teal Cutter
Chesul: I think the best part about Wild Ride is that it costs 1, so it facilitates double spelling really well.
Rogue_07: I must admit the Herd Heirloom sitting there is bugging me haha
Rogue_07: Messing up your lands
SK__Ren: Can suprise "Reach" or fly over. I like it
DAC169: Rebellious Strike works well with the Veteran Ice Climber drdeNODDERS
Rogue_07: Ah, it was a potential splash, nevermind
Rogue_07: Valid
Omthebox: 9 5 drops heeeyyyy
DAC169: is that the right avatar & pet?
SK__Ren: Cut land :P
Asolya: run 41 deck
Asolya: 41 card deck
matthaus_c: red dragon is barely a creature anyways
Earthenone: cut a basic island and ship it?
earth2jordan: two of the ringing strikes seem unnecessary
earth2jordan: the red one drop does a better job of that i feel like, but yeah i see what youre saying
Chesul: Ringing strike is pretty close to a 1 cost removal, so I think two is good.
matthaus_c: Ringing Strike just reminds me how awful Singing Bell Strike was in KTK
SK__Ren: Daniel Crag?
TheAwkes: Wind-Scarred Krang?
Earthenone: passsing there might have been better to gurentee a turn 4 flurry
Chesul: Oh hey, the omen that actually is ramp!
Earthenone: it is instant
Earthenone: we can suprise
earth2jordan: can just pass turn
earth2jordan: oops
Lord_Hosk: need a land? call james
matthaus_c: they probably know about the exhale from the attack last turn
Diabore: if we dont kill deathtouch we're dobs
matthaus_c: well, that's not a flying blocker
matthaus_c: he sure looks like he's flying
LotusEaterMtG: riverwheel groundialists
Desruprot: no wings on that guy to fly
cyanMu42: Thank you for teaching me that that djinn doesn't have flying.
Marvoleath: it's standing on a blade in that art, and it's not a djinn even though it's blue
Mr_Horrible: that hasn't stopped a lot of the jeskai monks
ralphthellama: Which clan(s) are we liking?
DAC169: flappy flaps drdeNODDERS
Mr_Horrible: the sword seems just okay if you can't get the flurry consistently but very good if you can
Earthenone: cori first for order?
Mr_Horrible: although it's also a dragons set so the ability to create 1/1's in limited may not be impactful enough
Mr_Horrible: it does, but it's not on the battlefield for the ability to trigger, yeah
LotusEaterMtG: flurrbads
Earthenone: we can try and press voxy's money button? :P
Asolya: welp
LotusEaterMtG: at least OP is also jeskai so we're seeing how it can go off
Strebenherz: !finquote phrasing
rosesmcgee: too late, it's in the universe now
Marvoleath: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
Strebenherz: !findquote phrasing
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AkromaTirel: about as disgusting as 17,000,000 damage in one turne?
TheOneInquisitor: I mean the pool was *okayish* I guess
Strebenherz: LOL
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AkromaTirel: im debating going to wendsday night commander
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