AFK || Crokinole

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 SkipIives: Crokinole!
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 ShaneLeeAtk: !y
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DoodlestheGreat: Ooopsie?
 paronomasiac042: i see
  Juliamon: Someone overshot their puck, they have to go find it
 paronomasiac042: time to picnic!
DoodlestheGreat: SO.... basically, Nintendo and FromSoft looked at all the BS Sony is giving over a "Bloodbourne" remake/remaster, turned to one another and said "Screw 'em! We'll make our own! With blackjack and hookers!"
 Nigouki: they forgot to turn on friction on the crokinole board
 TheAinMAP: Puck overshot so far, it hit the off button.  
 HbombAndFriends: Picnic?
  Juliamon: Yes, they know, they're working on it
 TheAwkes: Experimenting with exotic matter pucks?
 paronomasiac042: !picnic
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 HbombAndFriends: So, Switch 2?
 Natimus_Prime: It's always trouble when someone has to go adjust the Universal Constants Control Box.  Last time, someone bumped the value for pi ever so slightly off of exactly 3.
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zolohawk: CROKINOOOOOOOLE
 Shurtal: Time to Croak....some Noel's? Didn't think this one through...
zolohawk: ribbit ribbit
SnowBuddy18: frog Christmas?
 TheDevil_Risen: Crokinole   
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 Shurtal: Sadly, one of the premier Crokinole players is going to miss the entire season due to chronic hang nails.
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 rosesmcgee: who up crokin they oles?
zolohawk: Crokes McGokes
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 paronomasiac042: my smart tv is _ahead_ of my phone? that's not right...
 TheAinMAP:   
 micalovits: @paronomasiac042 Smart tv - now with time travel!
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 GhostValv: AF-Hey
 pleonasticTautology: oh hi hello everyone
 Diabore: is wheeler fresh hands to the board?
minislot1997: On screen Paul!
nyc_mtg: paul!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: yay Paul!
young_pyromentor: Villain Wheeler off to a fast start today
 TheWriterAleph: we're techless ahhhhh
 Nigouki: oh boy, can't wait for a puck to hit the stream deck
 TheDevil_Risen: Weeee!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
zolohawk: PUCK YEAH
 micalovits: Oh look, 4 cute and handsome men on my screen!
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Jericu: now I have to try and imagine who else would have wanted to play Crokinole (who wasn't able to come)
 Diabore: need the 120 button stream deck
 TheDevil_Risen:     
 MrSarkhan: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Nice to see Paul on Camera in AFK
young_pyromentor: Lrr streams a surprising percentage about buttons
young_pyromentor: At least 4%
zolohawk: Welcome to the most popular game at Pax Unplugged every year.
  Sarah_Serinde: !sale
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kusinohki: meows
 red_shoes_jeff: I just got a Road Quest shirt today!
 RatherLargeToad: Shipping is fast.  The shirt I ordered already arrived.
 pleonasticTautology: yeah, same
zolohawk: automagically?!
 pleonasticTautology: but also i live in seattle and the current warehouse is across the lake 
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on AFK join James, Ian, Wheeler, and Paul for an evening of Crokinole! We’re gonna jam some games and then try our hand at trick shots! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114271141690904290
kusinohki: there was an april 1 stream deck ad of 1024 buttons
  Juliamon: Beej manually controls it, so consider his sleep schedule if you're trying to press your luck
 RatherLargeToad: Psychic twitch!
nyc_mtg: tuuuune up, you got what i neeeed
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousWanderingLarkPupper--6ljyGjfg3500PZu
 TheDevil_Risen: its a 90s apple thing
 kumatsu: Disney uses it a lot too
 RatherLargeToad: Green and light green
 Getter404: A Ben, not a Ben
 cosarprime: oh!
 cosarprime: I remember this game
zolohawk: When I was a kid we had like four channels
Mai_Andra: ][gs
 RatherLargeToad: Not the turtle game?
 underhill33: Yup, I remember that, too
  Juliamon: You will probably find both
 SquareDotCube: Ben, Bugdom released for the iPhone... in 2008...
 TheDevil_Risen: Chromag Rally
  Juliamon: also, someone's mic is an issue
 TheDevil_Risen: also MIC 5
 thraximore: Nanosaur 2!!!
 Getter404: Whoa somebody's got some mic rubbing
Mai_Andra: crackling mic a bit
 Diabore: someones mic crinkle
 GhostValv: ^
  Juliamon: Cro-Mag
  Juliamon: No
  Sarah_Serinde: not hearing it now
 Heckhoundbolt: nopee
 TheWriterAleph: AmbrosiaSW my beloved
 thraximore: Hell yeah!
 Creature_Comforts: I found out there's an in-browser KidPix now
Mai_Andra: Kix
 kumatsu: gotta get me some Number Cruncher
zolohawk: Tonight we’re all on the board
 micalovits: Is wanting Paul to sing an issue?
  Sarah_Serinde: sure heard that cable plug in
 definenull:  crok!
 corpocracy: Man, I played a lot of Maelstrom, Aperion, and EV
 TheDevil_Risen: no worries James  sorry was yelling it out to let you know because I know there's no one on the desk
 TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler!
 TheWriterAleph: Escape Velocity was where I wrote my first mods
Chesul: Oh man, I should see if it's possible to get EV Nova running again.
 betweenmyself: Yeah, EV and Burning Monkey Solitaire
zolohawk: They’re gonna flick some wood.  Then they’re gonna play crokinole.
zolohawk: 
 corpocracy: I hung out on the AmbrosiaSW forums a lot. That was like my first internet experience
 ContingentCat: what?
 wedge_x: hero
 TheDevil_Risen: on a Palm Pilot? WOW
 TheDevil_Risen: that's a legendary effort
 Kentosaurus: that is an intense board
 ArdCollider: DopeWars and/or Taipan on Palm Pilot? so many batteries sacrificed to that
 vinewood_og: He is the chosen one
  Juliamon: !addquote (James) [now] That's the most Beej thing I've ever heard.
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zolohawk: whoa.  that is a board.
  Juliamon: that'n feels like a good quote number to commit to memory
  Sarah_Serinde: you're not wrong
 RatherLargeToad: Behold the disk
 definenull: long time lurker, first time croker?
zolohawk: (that’s not the line rule but okay)
kusinohki: positive breaks?! *flips table*
  Juliamon: For those watching LRR 'nole for the first time, this board was won by LRR at a silent auction for Child's Play. It's custom!
Jericu: this game seems very skill intensive
 ContingentCat: and for James
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 RatherLargeToad: strategery!
zolohawk: @jericu It honestly easy to pick up.
 TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon it's a really good piece of woodworking
kusinohki: also known as "the fast side" vs "the slow side"
 HadesLeprechaun: and the all important CHEEK rule!
 paronomasiac042: she croke on my nole until i button?
zolohawk: differential scoring? weirdos
 Lord_Hosk: And the chair can't move
 SquareDotCube: suggestion: Winning team takes a letter from the losing team's name and adds it to their own
 definenull: did Paul mention if he prepped the instant replay tech?
 Cptasparagus: who up corking their nole
 betweenmyself: a game where one of the rules is *not* getting up from your chair?  sign me up
zolohawk: also you have way too many pucks… it’s six each.
hiFunko: the trick is, Ian only has one good shot in him and he blew it psyops
  Juliamon: betweenmyself It sounds great until your fingernail falls off the next week
 gualdhar: Wait, Paul is playing? Who is chained to the booth?
 Heckhoundbolt: @definenull Since he is not in the tech booth, I doubt it
 paronomasiac042: i'm straight crokin' it. and by "it," i mean my nole
 Getter404: I thought the "traditional" rule was something about elbows or forearms?
 Heckhoundbolt: @gualdhar no one
 red_shoes_jeff: You don't?
 micalovits: As always, being white is a privilege
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 vinewood_og: Are coins just d2?
zolohawk: do y’all not have wax?
 Lord_Hosk: @vinewood_og They are
 RatherLargeToad: when does the croaking happen?
 vinewood_og: Finally q use for all this change!
 micalovits: @RatherLargeToad When you groan over your bad shot
 RatherLargeToad: @micalovits acceptable
kusinohki: @vinewood I've used various beads and token pieces as d1s in buttonmen...
 Heckhoundbolt: @kusinohki why would you even need d1
 Getter404: With no Paul, who is going to hit play on Boopa Scoopa tonight?
kusinohki: it's a 1 sided die that always roll 1.  it's silly but very powerful in buttonmen (you basically need something as a place holder to count it)
 Arclight_Dynamo: The discs are the croke. Because you're trying to put the croke-in-hole.
 GhostValv: haha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 definenull: we do have insta replay
 NorthstarTex: Yes!
 margieargie: OH noooooo
 Creature_Comforts: Kool-Aid man replay
Jericu: replay of the call for a replay lmao
 definenull: but thats is mildly cursed
 micalovits: That sound though
 red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
7gorobei: whale song
Mai_Andra: that was suddenly so loud... 
zolohawk: Yeah this is way too many pucks.
 micalovits: Rules are more like suggestions anyway
 ContingentCat: yeah I think lcbo is on skip the dishes lol
young_pyromentor: What's the official Rye or Scotch of LRR?
 micalovits: Music is good
 TheDevil_Risen: Sounds good Paul 
Jericu: you grew up on it?????
 red_shoes_jeff:     
Asolya: I'm new to this game but this is a beautifully manufactured disk btw
 Arclight_Dynamo: Alberta Premium is an actual rye, but when you say "rye" in Canada, you don't mean a real rye; you mean a Canadian whisky made from a mix of grains. Language is weird.
hiFunko: James if you're texting me to go get Rye you can cram it
  Juliamon: 
Sogheim: hold up, is that a Paul on camera?
Shadowsoflife: yup
  Juliamon: yup, Paul had to fill in as 4th
  Juliamon: he has the streamdeck handy
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 micalovits: See, there was the croaking!
young_pyromentor: We don't have a level 5 crokinole super judge?
 Getter404: Cubes. That's cubes.
 red_shoes_jeff: @young_pyromentor Beej is at home.
 SquareDotCube: @red_shoes_jeff Beej is on vacation, actually
  Juliamon: Chat is acting superjudge tonight
Mai_Andra: Aren't "square marbles" just dice?
young_pyromentor: Rereading dune on his palm pilot
kusinohki: sounds like cross bows and catapults, but with cubes
 micalovits: @Juliamon Oh no
 Getter404: Oh how the turn tables
  Juliamon: Is THAT what it means to Dougie?
 Makoforte: consider, though. squarbles is a fun word
 SquareDotCube: The Doug, not to be confused with the Dougler, or the Dougie
young_pyromentor: Got that Doug in me
 Getter404: Teach him how to Dougie.
 couchboyj: Man, I'd love to dive into a wiki for Crokinole slang.  I'd stay up to 3 AM reading that shit.
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 micalovits: You normally have negative breaks and 6 pugs per player, but fun over anything else!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Do they know we heard the sound slowed down and really loud? Or are they unaware?
 Kentosaurus: the sound effects in the replay are impeccable
 margieargie: Complete with fitting dramatic noises
 Arclight_Dynamo: 
 definenull: yep the slo-mo audio is still mildly cursed
 micalovits: Please dont fix! Its great!
MeadyOchre: IT's great
 couchboyj: I liked it 
 ContingentCat: I love the slo mo voices
 WiJohn: It's good, keep it!
young_pyromentor: It's funny for the first 2 replays
 brainbosh: Leave the sound but turn it down a bit lol
arbysgaming38: it made a satisfying crack
 couchboyj: Quiter but still in would be perfect
young_pyromentor: Pop some acrylic nails on
  Juliamon: There are house-rule finger guard options
 Getter404: Are Crokinole Gloves a thing? Can we get a sporting authority on this
 ContingentCat: shall we make some perogies then?
 Heckhoundbolt: its canadian
 ShifuDaxiongmao: does finger hockey exist? 
kusinohki: learn. proper. flicking.  technique!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IntelligentBrightWalletFloof-SlbkVlfCjtG7pjbN
 Arclight_Dynamo: I regret to inform you that crokinole is from Ontario, based on similar games from elsewhere.
 ContingentCat: huh TIL
irenrose: That sounds like the game of Corona
 Vilun: is James talking about Carrom?
  mister_nibbles: the game you describe sounds like Carrom
 LordZarano: Crokinole was invented by Eckhardt Wettlaufer in Ontario, Canada
irenrose: Unfortunate name
 Simonark: It’s from Kitchener, Ontario region, it’s from Mennonite country
young_pyromentor: Sound is good
 TheDevil_Risen: Good
kusinohki: wheeler started and should be out
 margieargie: No sound
 Getter404: No replay sound, mission successful
 margieargie: So good
 vinewood_og: Hand check!
seanmrwick: well this game looks really cool
 definenull: clean
 TheDevil_Risen:  
seanmrwick: well played, Paul
 TheDevil_Risen: Thank you Ashley!
 RatherLargeToad: Go Croakers! 
 vinewood_og: Not in this economy
 ShifuDaxiongmao: The one in the box was because that's what you usually do when a team sink one in the middle? 
seanmrwick: Thank you, Ashley!
 pleonasticTautology: thank you ashley
 TheAinMAP: The blue matches Paul's blue coat.
 red_shoes_jeff: In a spray bottle? 
 margieargie: "Team Croak" definitely sounds like one that will be able to pull out the win in the end <_<
 Getter404: Is it UberEats or DoorDash who have FINANCING options now?
seanmrwick: you can do that?
 TheDevil_Risen: If i wanted hello fresh, I'd get hello Fresh 
 Heckhoundbolt: I swear Paul already ranted about this
 Getter404: Pay your Taco Bell order in installments
seanmrwick: Also, isn't there something like Blue Apron that can do the same thing?
young_pyromentor: Help, I'm behind on my burrito payments
 vinewood_og: Have you tried nugging your own chicken?
 Heckhoundbolt: Not tonight, but like in thee replay
 Heckhoundbolt: Highlights sorry
 62MGcobra: talk about your hole in one
 ShifuDaxiongmao: #NerfJames
seanmrwick: this is definitely an "ESPN" level instant replay
 itira: welp
 definenull: you did go over
 SnackPak_: 
 Getter404: Nice airtime
young_pyromentor: REPLAY
 micalovits: I mean... It went over
 ShifuDaxiongmao: definitely over 
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 margieargie: Did get over the center... very over
 SnackPak_: how many points is Paul worth?
 NorthstarTex: I, an unqualified chat member, say 1 point. That's all
young_pyromentor: Cheating at crokinole, had a puck in his lap
  mister_nibbles: Paul is priceless
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulWanderingSalamanderTTours-f_mbg6Cb1PDaePlN
 couchboyj: There was a very recent Magic cheating incident with cards in lap
 SnackPak_: nice clear
 Kentosaurus: double takeout
young_pyromentor: @couchboyj that's the reference
 margieargie: Beautiful
 TheAinMAP: Welp.
 theamc2000: is this a standard board or a fancy board?
young_pyromentor: REPLAY
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I imagine that with the inlay, it counts as fancy 
kusinohki: standard board in terms of dimensions.  fancy board in terms of artwork
 theamc2000: the snake eye got smaller
 Getter404: And close to the point where it's been conditioned enough for regulation crokinole behavior
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I believe from earlier info, that it's regular tournament size board
 ContingentCat: ooo
kusinohki: I'm not aware of different sized boards for this game, but I guess there could be??
young_pyromentor: So buttery smooth
 red_shoes_jeff: If you love something... LET IT RIP.
 SnackPak_: evil
 Diabore: oh paul wants to amusement park the board
 Makoforte: beybladinole...........
 theamc2000: a milemeter or like 10 micrometers
young_pyromentor: Moses parted the red sea with a beyblade in the lore
 pleonasticTautology: use the roof?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Crokiblade? Beynole?
 pleonasticTautology: wheeler
 pleonasticTautology: you already did that.
 pleonasticTautology: on desert bus
 TheDevil_Risen: wrong Horse
 TheDevil_Risen: also, there will be a Donkey!
  mister_nibbles: next afk stream after getting a half court is just dude perfect lrr style
 pleonasticTautology: no, horse
 SkipIives: the over/under would be on how many backs got thrown out.
 definenull: 3h of horse was also done on DB
 ContingentCat: also 3 hours of horse,
 vinewood_og: Can't shoot horses club? Nope I hear it. Nevermind.
 ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyBits
young_pyromentor: Horse? Redemption? Red Dead?!?
 RatherLargeToad: Was the Matt “Cat Fancier” Wiggins Memorial Stadium given away?
Lobo_Apache: @RatherLargeToad I believe the litterbox went into The Box
 ContingentCat: @RatherLargeToad I believe it went in the big box at the end
 ShaneLeeAtk: Get that man a whiskey!
 TheDevil_Risen: i will count that as my Monthly reminder, so you won't hear it from me again this month  sorry spent 75 aussie towards it so taking liberty 
 Kentosaurus: you gotta know when to croke 'em, know when to nole 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run
 couchboyj: When the only tool you have is a croki, every problem looks like a nole
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: The moon is a liar. Do not follow the moon.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: with this music, you need a glass of.. prefered spirits to go along with it
 pleonasticTautology: hmm
 pleonasticTautology: let me see if it's in clubhouse
 red_shoes_jeff: This music reminds me of when I used to play Clue on CD-Rom.
 ContingentCat: @ShifuDaxiongmao Ashley is on the way
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I made a Crokinole game for my sophomore year final project.  The teacher's comments were "Hey! It kind of works!"
ladyjessica: I found out there was a roleplaying game that uses crokinole as part of the rules of the game.
 vinewood_og: Thanks Ashley!
phoenixfeather14: Thank you Ashley!
MeadyOchre: God I wish I had a reliable group of friends to play board games with
 definenull: Thank you ashley!
 dumbo3k: @Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra  There is no higher honor, than to hear that!
kusinohki: crokinole rpg??  is it anything like the jenga version??
 Lord_Hosk: I thought you negative broke for scoring
frogomb: Didn't realize LRR had secret Florida State fans. Go Noles!
 definenull: lmao
 SnackPak_: 
 tehfewl: @frogomb Boo, Go Gators
 fjordsword: dont forget your button shot!
 red_shoes_jeff: @tehfewl GO 'DONS!
young_pyromentor: Boozin time
  Sarah_Serinde: as long as you're consistent
 micalovits: 1000 Whiskey bits! 1000
 ContingentCat: as long as you're consistent eh
 TheDevil_Risen: R E L axed 
ladyjessica: it’s an indie game on itch.io. https://sociable-turtle-games.itch.io/ring-lationship-disc-ord
 Cptasparagus: is there drinking in competitive crokinole?
 vinewood_og: That's a keeper
 Arclight_Dynamo: Canadian whisky fact: Canadian whisky may have up to 9.09% of *any* spirit or wine blended into it, and it may still be sold as Canadian whisky.
 pleonasticTautology: i don't see crokinole in clubhouse games
 ShifuDaxiongmao: white did not have a holed in the one you just finished.. only James showing off with his black on first shot
superdude097: I'm having coaster anxiety from Wheeler
 ShaneLeeAtk: That looks so tasty
 ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat! Once again, I am in you!
CorviNoir: 
young_pyromentor: Coaster? I hardly know her!
KeytarCat: @ExhaustedElox 
Lobo_Apache: @ExhaustedElox you normall have to pay for this. you're lucky today!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: no worries, Ian can 3D print some coasters for future stuff 
 salamisuperstar: I enjoy an overly sweet mixed drink and like Crown Royal Maple and ginger ale
 TheDevil_Risen: WHEELER
 TheDevil_Risen: ewww
 ContingentCat: Wow
 Arclight_Dynamo: Crown and Booch.
trainpants: I don't believe you.
 SnackPak_: id try it
 ArdCollider: wheeler I was gonna ask if you heard about the new Aesop Rock album but I'm reconsidering
SnowBuddy18: Crownbucha
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 measureofhope: Somewhat unrelated question: do we know yet what date Desert Bus starts this year?
ladyjessica: I mean if you like the booch I’m sure it’s good.
 omdorastrix: sounds like a booch version od a whiskey sour
young_pyromentor: Royalucha
 vinewood_og: Cheers!
 TheDevil_Risen: Cheers!
ladyjessica: cheers
 DoctorHutch: just tuned in, is that crown reserve?
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Ashley!
 red_shoes_jeff: Screwdriver's been my drink of choice.
 pleonasticTautology: i don't drink much because i hate the taste of beer and it's hard to find cherry soda ><
 ShifuDaxiongmao: ok chat.. with the drinks, whose play will improve and whose will not? 
trainpants: raising my glass in the direction of Canada
 ContingentCat: thanks Ashley@
 Marvoleath: !sale
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 TheAinMAP:  
ladyjessica: before I was sober it was rum and cokes for me.
 couchboyj: In France they call it a "Royal with Booch"
young_pyromentor: @shifudaxiongmao everyone's play will improve, but not their crokinole skills
kusinohki: yes
 vinewood_og: Perception 10 luck 2. Story of my life!
 fjordsword: wheeler just shot the same puck twice
young_pyromentor: Multiple pegging...
Lobo_Apache: Nothing we love more than a double peg
 Marvoleath: totally just as planned
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @Lobo_Apache what about when it just edges the hole? 
jessicaengle:  Hi chat  
 TheAinMAP: 
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 SomebodyNowhere: put a nole in the hole
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 ShifuDaxiongmao: "This Is Crokinole!"
young_pyromentor: Team nole really going in with the pegging shots
 DeM0nFiRe: 
young_pyromentor: If crokinole is so good though, why is there no crokinole 2?
 SomebodyNowhere: one cheek rule
 ShifuDaxiongmao: You can't get too cheeky
 LordZarano: Wikipedia says there's controversy about using powder to lubricate pucks. The World Crokinole Championships says "Wax will be placed in the ditch area so that players can rub their discs in the wax prior to shooting, if they desire. Contestants are not allowed to apply lubricants of any type to the board. Absolutely no other lubricant will be allowed"
 SomebodyNowhere: solid
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Gamify your trash.
KeytarCat: Cinole is Nembajin Umler's partner, right? 
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
 definenull: oh yeah professional crok is WILD
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian was the starter in this round, right?
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
  LRRbot: Quote #7839: "Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia." —James [2021-11-11]
 pipshardfour: I bought my husband a Crokinhole board for Christmas. It’s been a massive hit with us and when family comes to visit. Thanks be to Canada
 HadesLeprechaun: I think pro crokinole is almost more just trading hole-in-ones until someone blinks and makes a mistake
Lobo_Apache: The whiskey, It's made them too powerful
 Diabore: time to flip table
 TheDevil_Risen: T A B L E Flip 
 couchboyj: A puck assassin
 ContingentCat: niiiiice
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote puck
  LRRbot: Quote #4689: "Don't touch gutter-puck." —Kathleen [2018-02-14]
 Arclight_Dynamo: Wheeler, you took that puck out of the gutter.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Make sure that when lining up, the puck touches your line. 
 TheDevil_Risen: hang on, shouldnt Ian have had 20 on his score from round 1?
 tehfewl: ay yo
 SomebodyNowhere: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 TheDevil_Risen: or did it cancel out>?
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crokinole
  LRRbot: Quote #4688: "It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills." —Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
 TheDevil_Risen: in the gutter wheeler 
 UnknownFriday: @TheDevil_Risen It's differential scoring. So if in one round team A scores 40 and team B scores 20, team A gets 20 points.
 TheDevil_Risen: @UnknownFriday yeah makes sense
 Heckhoundbolt: yeah, writing down official moonbase crokinole rulees would be great
 definenull: that rebound had some spin to it
 Marvoleath: croked that nole
 SomebodyNowhere: aww
 ShifuDaxiongmao: make sure wasted shots get put in the gutter, to prevent double shooting the same piece
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks Wheeler 
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #8578: "I only speak the truth." —Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
 Marvoleath: !findquote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #4804: "Trust Ian selectively." —Ian [2018-03-18]
 Marvoleath: well played, LRRBot
Powerhelm: that’s a sick board
 Darleysam: 
 salamisuperstar: Pog Pearlman
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ron Pogman
Witchy_Diana: wait are those pegs around the middle?
 SomebodyNowhere: pauls having a rough time
eid010n: @Witchy_Diana yup
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
Witchy_Diana: ty
 TheDevil_Risen: Lets Go
 TheDevil_Risen: !
KeytarCat: daaaaamn
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote wheeler
  LRRbot: Quote #7657: "I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this." —Wheeler [2021-06-19]
 ShifuDaxiongmao: and it did
seanmrwick: ooh boy
Powerhelm: good shot
Powerhelm: has anyone gotten it in the hole yet?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: there has been few holey shots
 SomebodyNowhere: replay
 Marvoleath: @Powerhelm several times in previous rounds
 SomebodyNowhere: yikes
 Marvoleath: and now 
seanmrwick: the twofer!
Powerhelm: Lol well I guess my timing was good
 TheDevil_Risen: N1 James
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, at what kind of Paper Magic the gathering event of LRR would you like to participate when your not running tech? Commander night, Elder drgon sotial club, draft, canlander, pre prerelease
seanmrwick: so im a little unclear: who is on which team?
Powerhelm: the teams are opposite each other
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul and James are team Croki, Ian and Wheeler are team Nole
 Marvoleath: @seanmrwick Nole = Wheeler, Ian, bright pucks
 Getter404: I just realized: James pushed someone ELSE down a hole
Powerhelm: just like in his youth
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Use your Meat Magic.
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 Arclight_Dynamo: You know, a black or white circle might be nice on the overlay to show which team is which colour pucks.
 MAPBoardgames: Wait. If Paul is playing, who is going to run the instant-replay?
  Sarah_Serinde: also Paul
  Juliamon: He has the streamdeck
young_pyromentor: Up crokin with the boys
 dumbo3k: Paul has clones!
seanmrwick: @Marvoleath @Marvoleath so Croki is Paul and James with the dark pucks and Nole is wheeler and Ian with the bright pucks
 Marvoleath: @MAPBoardgames also Paul (clone?)
GirlPainting: we all know, paul is multitasking pro
 ShaneLeeAtk: Paul is a certified Tech Wizard, TM
jessicaengle: 
 MAPBoardgames: oh yeah.  Thanks @Marvoleath
 dumbo3k: That was Kendon't
 Getter404: That was a biff with Killing Intent
seanmrwick: where does one get a Crokinole board?
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
westerfarmer: Oh a Paul on camera! Will look forward to the vod as I'm heading to work soon.
 SomebodyNowhere:    
 iris_of_ether: 
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, at what kind of Paper Magic the gathering event of LRR would you like to participate when your not running tech? Commander night, Elder drgon sotial club, draft, canlander, pre prerelease
 Getter404: This and a Dunk earlier
 definenull: o//
 TheDevil_Risen: Good Game!!!
 definenull: what a comeback!
 dumbo3k: GG!
 TheDevil_Risen: break time!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @seanmrwick where in the world are you?
 Marvoleath: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Arclight_Dynamo: @seanmrwick If you're in Canada, Canadian Tire.
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 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #5055: "The future is Corners" —Ian [2018-06-17]
 Mazrae: !quote james
  LRRbot: Quote #7648: "No, I didn't want to go in the Llama." —James [2021-06-15]
 Mazrae: !quote paul
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #8151: "Paul, give 'em the dick!" —Bengineering [2022-07-30]
 SomebodyNowhere: wha
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh did that say cori will be playing indika that games crazy
  Juliamon: Cori and Cam
 SomebodyNowhere: I only noticed it a moment before it left, so talking sim then right
  Juliamon: it is technically a Bonus Stream but it is the Talking Sim team
 SomebodyNowhere: ah
 SomebodyNowhere: I think its the kind of wild game they'll enjoy
 Strebenherz: Thank you for having us, it's great to be here
 3schr: Second time today I've joined while the stream was on break. Bad luck today
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
  LRRbot: Quote #7938: "Don't be like me, chat." —James [2022-01-15]
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 ShifuDaxiongmao: for people looking to get their own crokinole board.. the official boards used in canada are tracey boards.. in europe one has a few options... the lrr board was a one off made by wyrmwood that they won in the 2016 child's play auction
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 definenull: he can't keep getting away with it
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
jessicaengle:   
 ShifuDaxiongmao: James and holes, a story for the ages. 
 SomebodyNowhere: oh dang
 definenull: OOOOO
 Arclight_Dynamo: Prokinole!
ghyllnox: Prokinole
 dumbo3k: Is everyone just gonna get it in?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: someone clip these 2 together 
 Getter404: You heard it, the MtG stuff is over, new #1 Crokinole Influencers
 vinewood_og: You can do it!
 definenull: 
 vinewood_og: I was wrong!
 SomebodyNowhere: the back to back holes should be a good clip
 definenull: NO WAY
 SomebodyNowhere: again?!
 ThirdGames: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 ShifuDaxiongmao: how do we mark for clipping? .D
jessicaengle: James is a hero!
 SomebodyNowhere: what peds did he take during the break
 Strebenherz: Paul DID NOT biff it
 Strebenherz: GO PAUL
 definenull: what happened during break?!?!?
 underhill33:   
 Heckhoundbolt: UTTEERLY INANE
 SomebodyNowhere: paul in fact did not biff it
 KWardJenx: Get out!
 ThirdGames: Let's gooooooo
 micalovits: That whiskey is doing some work
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShortEnergeticSpiderJebaited-VaJ1GS6TOqD67ngh
 ShifuDaxiongmao: No pressure Wheeler!
7gorobei: pressure to mr. Wheeler
 Brozard: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingFunRatWutFace-VsI83d7CJZolk_Io
 Arclight_Dynamo: And Paul, who did NOT biff it...
 vinewood_og: Vin-di-ca-tion!!!
 Brozard: So close!
CrossXhunteR: biffed
 SomebodyNowhere: good clear
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Just because you died doesn't mean it wasn't a good plan.
 SnackPak_: so close
 nymistrya: This is just like when I lost 100,000 nanas on Wheeler going 3-0 and he 2-1'd instead
 SnackPak_: oofa
 definenull: again!
 SomebodyNowhere: glancing off of the hole
 ShifuDaxiongmao: stop edging, Wheeler!
 nymistrya: Sorry 1-2'd
 Strebenherz: Just the tip
 Heckhoundbolt: wheeler, you are doing great for your first time, no sarcasm
 betweenmyself: Ben “Can’t Find the Hole” Wheeler
 SnackPak_: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: the two beds bedroom
 MrSarkhan: Ian!
 Getter404: That wasn't a smooch! That was a butterfly kiss at best!
mrsqu1rre1: what is this game lol
 SomebodyNowhere: the dead bedroom
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 TheAwkes: The Regina Redoubt
 micalovits: The what now?
 vinewood_og: Please don't?
 ContingentCat: oh no
 GasCityGaming: Where did you get those coasters? They're awesome!
 SomebodyNowhere: oh jeez
 TheDevil_Risen: wheeler stop Gooning
 measureofhope: AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD
 Getter404: OR IS IT
 definenull: what a clear
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: omg you almost made me spit coffee
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
 Heckhoundbolt: so this is why they call you the gooner, because you cannot stop edging
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: can we clip tht comment? 
 Strebenherz: abg, always be gooning
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks Wheels
 SnackPak_: they have extra knuckles
 Getter404: Like that scene in Ghost In The Shell with the keyboard
 vinewood_og: "Sceneic Goonsburg"
mrsqu1rre1: whats the score so far
KeytarCat: Double jointed, but not how you think~!
 vinewood_og: I can't type
 Getter404: @mrsqu1rre1 Crown Royal is off to a massive lead
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
 SnackPak_: yooo
 SomebodyNowhere: pauls got it
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Getter404: THE CHOSEN ONE
 Voidhawk42: What is the international crokinole federation's stance on technical pedicures? I'm imagining a pro-player with their fingernail carved into a hockey stick.
 underhill33:   
 Heckhoundbolt: paul and james are eon fire this game
 ShifuDaxiongmao: You get to whiff again? 
 SnackPak_:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vinewood_og: Wow
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Nice!
 Heckhoundbolt: there we go
 TheDevil_Risen: nice shot!
 teamoliver: team nole can bring it back!
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: First try every try Wheeler
 SomebodyNowhere: its like they've played this game before
 loufghyslaufey: https://clips.twitch.tv/MuddyFunDoveDancingBanana-mAzkd31x1oAqQSrS
 Arclight_Dynamo: I'm enjoying the slow-motion waves in the rye and giners.
 Arclight_Dynamo: *gingers
arbysgaming38: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WanderingFairAirGuitarTooSpicy-i5qGFBniyTNwI7xh
 SomebodyNowhere: pro-kinole
 Heckhoundbolt: pro is just a center shoot out until someone misses, at least what I have seen online
 micalovits: When playing 1v1 you can have some pucks in some real hard to hit places
 SomebodyNowhere: nice
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @micalovits opposite center, behind a peg and one of your own is blocking the straight shot 
 SomebodyNowhere: bird looks like its eating the puck
 NorthstarTex: perfect transfer of momentum
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #3701: "This clearly requires a butt stroke" —Paul [2016-12-06]
 Heckhoundbolt: I know Wyrmwood stopped sponsoring these streams like five years ago, but I still remember the thing Ian did an the fact the board was a gift from them (or a commision, I cannot remember)
 SomebodyNowhere: nice
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it was a won auction
 micalovits: @Heckhoundbolt Won in a charity auction iirc
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 2016 childs play
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1
 ShifuDaxiongmao: can find video/vlog on youtube 
Heckhoundbolt: ah
jessicaengle: clack
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crokinole
  LRRbot: Quote #4688: "It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills." —Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
 Lord_Hosk: They can drive... 55
 red_shoes_jeff: The Crok Monsieurs.
 TheDevil_Risen: nice
 iris_of_ether: Yessss
 underhill33: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
 NorthstarTex: That is peak Canadian
 SomebodyNowhere: tremendously canadian
CrossXhunteR: ive seen a gay hockey romance webcomic
 vinewood_og: Talk about a power play...
 micalovits: I have seen this anime
 SomebodyNowhere: are they sharing a bowl of poutine
 ShifuDaxiongmao: search "crokinole board" to find it on the loading ready run youtube.. and maybe watch more videos while you're there 
 CaptainCoriale: Check Please is a classic
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Aarek: I'm pretty sure gay hockey romance novel is the reason Seattle couldn't name their hockey team the Sockeyes
 Arclight_Dynamo: Surely the crokinole romance novel is called "One Cheek Rule."
 vinewood_og: 
 Darleysam: stickers for your stones
CrossXhunteR: this stone has fire effects
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Crokinole Balatro!
 SquareDotCube: rew regions, take away regions
 micalovits: Unlock a launcher
 SquareDotCube: turn it into 17776
 ShifuDaxiongmao: What I am wondering, if it's possible to do chipped stones and make a board that can register where each is and moves 
 TheDevil_Risen: didn;t they do that with timbits and Ian lying down?
 SomebodyNowhere: sink it
CrossXhunteR: ben, don't get into your head
 NotCainNorAbel: ahhhhhhh
 definenull: A
 ShifuDaxiongmao: come on paul, don't ruin my grand dreams 
 ContingentCat: aaaaah
 Melfina__: aaa
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 WiJohn: ah
 TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaahhhhhh
 dumbo3k: Gotta Harmonize that Fuck!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Note was too high.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: too much on the AAAAAhhh
 Strebenherz: aaaaaa
 betweenmyself: AAAAH 
 avjamethyst: don't know your own strength
 micalovits: Physics!
 SomebodyNowhere: jeez
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3228: "Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrailElatedAirGuitarPicoMause-jfGqW8lJy_naaRts
 definenull: so you're saying they need to harmonize again
 ShifuDaxiongmao: hmm.. I know you can get white wood center boards 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Maybe have a signal for it....like a flag
 Darleysam: TTSF let's look at the decal applicaiton again
 TheDevil_Risen: you can see the exact moment their heart broke
Lobo_Apache: Goal posting
 SomebodyNowhere: watching serge realize he's losing to beej in that beejlander stream was the perfect slow mo
Lobo_Apache: I guesss Wheeler posting now
 ContingentCat: the Northwest passage
 SomebodyNowhere: whoa
LlanowarChildrensChoir: We playing for money?
 ContingentCat: just fun and pride
 couchboyj: I'd like to suggest "The Doppleganger" for a shot that knocks off a puck and lands in the same spot.
Lobo_Apache: @ContingentCat I bow down to your genius. Please forgive my imputense
 SomebodyNowhere: sure
 Arclight_Dynamo: Tabarnak, surely.
 circusofkirkus: replay?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I thought this was "the overconfident wheeler"?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vinewood_og: And the fates took that personally
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
asddsa28: yeah
 KWardJenx: Ha!
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: 20 years is a lot of years. At least twenty!
 Dog_of_Myth: Good hit
 ContingentCat: 
 vinewood_og: "The Horner Maneuver"
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 SomebodyNowhere: paul could still boop it into the middle
 ShifuDaxiongmao: risky as one of them did dance with the hole
 red_shoes_jeff: The music just changed to something more heroic sounding... I think Ian might be the protagonist!
 Cptasparagus: new sponsor?
 micalovits: AFK - Sponsered by Crown Royal!
 SomebodyNowhere: big bag o dice
 iris_of_ether: Also a classic in Wisconsin, too
 tehfewl: you buy the dice bag, and you get some whiskey with it
 red_shoes_jeff: It's right over there, on my shelf!
LlanowarChildrensChoir: Crown Royal sponsorship would go hard. Might as well include Dutchmasters.
 vinewood_og: Michelin makes better stars than tires?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Crown Royal is owned by Diageo, which is British.
 GasCityGaming: Ab mb qc
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crown
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 GasCityGaming: It skips provinces across the country
 Dog_of_Myth: We do
 Twilight_Spark: Not anymore
 Getter404: Well... we did
 KWardJenx: Oh yeah we do!
 vinewood_og: Quite a lot
ghyllnox: We did
 Lord_Hosk: Thats where we get our Dice bags Paul
 dumbo3k: I also have a Crown Royal dice bag
 dumbo3k: Just like Cookie Tins end up as crafts containers, Crown Royal ends up as Dice Bags. It is law
 Getter404: My Crown Royal bag is reserved for my Metal Board Game Coins
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Next game team swap, paul and wheeler change chairs? 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NotCainNorAbel: @ShifuDaxiongmao Everyone move left, change teams 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @NotCainNorAbel wait a moment...
CrossXhunteR: to what end
 dumbo3k: wasn't that 35 vs 45?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: wsn't that a 10 to the ones with the most holes?
CrossXhunteR: is there an electronic crokinole table?
 Mazrae: Was that not 35 - 45 so 10 Nole?
 niccus: time to smoke the board for the full mahjong experience
 NotCainNorAbel: The game makes sense; the scoring takes years
 ShifuDaxiongmao: ah.. the best lrr music piece 
CrossXhunteR: on the board
varmintx0: That means chat was right...chat is never right.
7gorobei: mahjong is the blaseball and poker combined
 SomebodyNowhere: replay
 Cptasparagus: @Mazrae you forgot about the extra 100 points to each team from the crown royal tax
 SomebodyNowhere: trick shots
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go Paul!
 underhill33: amazing
 TheAinMAP: 
 Aarek: flawless
7gorobei: showboating
  Sarah_Serinde: I dunno I think that's way better than clean 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I think we're going to call that the "engineer sink"... if it works, it works
 KWardJenx: Go home puck, you're drunk
 vinewood_og: Glitch physics
arbysgaming38: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseExcitedElkPeoplesChamp-HvT0fgKOvQUgeUwP
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CallousBovineMoonSSSsss-wuiWl0uriRxLpU2z
  MrPhlip: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SweetBlueFiddleheadsHassaanChop-5_bs59BdhLRlbJ9w
cdbbpc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, cdbbpc! (Today's storm count: 80)
 SomebodyNowhere: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah
 KWardJenx: Redeemed!
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Do it otter style.
 ContingentCat: now that's clean
 ShifuDaxiongmao: ah... the secret was "ooooh" instead of "aaah" 
 ContingentCat: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 SomebodyNowhere: ever just think about holes
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Partner your project with Warner Bros. Discovery.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: $2600
 Arclight_Dynamo: Seventy bucks at Canadian Tire: https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/crokinole-5-in-1-deluxe-wooden-board-game-set-ages-8-0509479p.html
 GasCityGaming: I want to know where those coaster came from 
 Nigouki: there is video of the auction
 ContingentCat: but this is a fancy one, you can get cheaper crokenoke boards
 Strebenherz: under 100 easy
 avjamethyst: bob would cheat
 Nigouki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atui3eRCFSk
 Nigouki: the origins
SnowBuddy18: kijiji would be even cheaper
 SomebodyNowhere: ok
 SnackPak_: yooo
 ShifuDaxiongmao: a tracey board is approx 400 CAD... and those are the ones that are used at tournaments, so cheaper should be possible
 KWardJenx: I just bought a crokinole board on a kickstarter campaign last year. Really nice board and didn't break the bank
 vinewood_og: Niiice
 BrowneePointz: That was an Ooey Gooey Kablooey shot!
 NotCainNorAbel: couldn't you just press replay on when the replay happens?
 vinewood_og: Frame-ception?
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/T2lvxBn.png
 Lord_Hosk: Nice
 NotCainNorAbel: 69.99
 Ehrin_CB: the color on the camera really makes the board pop
  Juliamon: Dart board?
 Nigouki: i see chess board and backgammon in the corner of the box
Shadowsoflife: jarts
iarethel0ser: The dart board is how we get new pegs in the crokinole board.
 BrowneePointz: You did Texas Hold 'Em I think
 BrowneePointz: once
 micalovits: I remember a poker night
 NotCainNorAbel: you will all lose to Funko
 Arclight_Dynamo: If you're talking traditional Canadian games and poker... Rummoli.
 Lord_Hosk: Checkers, Chess, Tik tak toe and backgamon on the back
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote poker
  LRRbot: Quote #846: "You became a different poker mans." —Ian [2015-10-13]
 Diabore: i remember the 18games where they called up marshal to teach them poker
 ShifuDaxiongmao: if you can, I'd test a 70 cost board first, just to check that the stones slide well enough
 TheDevil_Risen: that's why there's a dealer button
Fbomb101ers: When are you guys gonna play monopoly?
 BrowneePointz: 200 year old game based on 500 year old game has lots of variations, who knew!
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Fbomb101ers They have.
Raincoast_Bear: I remember that Poker stream. It kind off went off the rails.
 TheDevil_Risen: I used to play Hold'Em pro
Fbomb101ers: I missed it!
 Ehrin_CB: AFK Royal game of Ur when
 Nigouki: Nintendo Monopoly stream was hilarious
 SomebodyNowhere: the monopoly from several years ago showed up in my youtube recommendations not long ago
 red_shoes_jeff: I WOULD be left-handed, but my kindergarten teacher had other plans.
 BrowneePointz: Yall really liked the Mario Kart one right?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Monopoly Legacy? XD
 Athelgar: Ednacrabopaly
adept_nekomancer: I recall Toad going to jail a whole lot.
arbysgaming38: nintendo monopoly was my childhood
  mister_nibbles: i havent played monopoly in ... 30 years? lol
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Mario Kart oh my god I'm so excited to see y'all play the new on on CTS in June
 red_shoes_jeff: I've got Star Wars Monopoly upstairs.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @adept_nekomancer so it was realistic too?!?
 avjamethyst: the zelda one has no changes, just renamed things. Very disappointing
 BrowneePointz: new one*
LlanowarChildrensChoir: This replay is brought to you by Crown Royal & Square Enix
Fbomb101ers: Hole!
 SomebodyNowhere: the monopoly with I think paul kathleen and ian where they strictly adhered to the rules was good
 TheDevil_Risen: called it
 protojman: dude nice
arbysgaming38: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazingPricklySandstormNomNom-fgSpM3h7cj_yq7ti
 Marvoleath: noled that crok
 SomebodyNowhere: not the fun
 BrowneePointz: Also, y'all gotta have a Poker Night soon to pay tribute to Doc Holliday(pouring one out for Val Kilmer tonight)
 ShifuDaxiongmao: You know, if you get 2 sets of colors you don't have, you can do 1v1v1v1 games in the future 
 LordZarano: They make little cue sticks for crokinole https://www.crokinole.com.pl/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Crokinole_Cue_PCT_002.jpg
 BrowneePointz: it looks like the snake has cartoon eyes rn
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 SomebodyNowhere: not 100
 ShifuDaxiongmao: comeback time!
  Juliamon: snek is making uwu eyes
 Brozard: more like crokinole bumper pool
 TheDevil_Risen: @LordZarano nice
 Aarek: they play pool on cruise ships
 GasCityGaming: you'd have to YEET the pucks that size
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote puck
  LRRbot: Quote #4689: "Don't touch gutter-puck." —Kathleen [2018-02-14]
 SnackPak_: oofa
Chesul: I believe it's only if the board is fully clear of pucks that you have to go for the center, yeah, if only your team has pucks, no matter where, then you're in the clear.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: no, if there are any of your own pieces and no opponents, you have free shot for the position (so you can do the curling one of trying to place a blocker if you want to try being tactical)
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
asddsa28: ooo
 TheAinMAP: Whoa!
Chesul: well that's a new move.XD
7gorobei: man down
 TheDevil_Risen: Powerfun!
 TheDevil_Risen: *Powerfull!
 Nigouki: the unpegging has begun
 vinewood_og: They WERE glued in
 ShifuDaxiongmao: to be fair, the board is 9 years 
 Nigouki: ask Alex to get those threaded
 TheAinMAP: On the next TTSF...
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, are they magnetic? if yes, glue magnets into the holes? 
 SomebodyNowhere: good sound
 Lord_Hosk: maybe clean out the glue with a drillbit in hand first
 Ehrin_CB: I'd be inclined to use a bit of CA glue myself
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehehe
 TheDevil_Risen: nice!
Blasteg:  Own Goal 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks Crokinole, Bay-Bee!!
 LordZarano: Many cue options: https://crokinole.ca/cdn/shop/articles/cues_1200x1200.jpg
 Ehrin_CB: Long Fancy cue for me please
 Ehrin_CB: though Optimal Deluxe is also very good
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EncouragingFancyFrogKappaClaus-vr4LL-sgGXZJYsi0
 TheDevil_Risen: IAN!
 vinewood_og: Ian....
 vinewood_og: Yellow card for Horner
 BrowneePointz: it reminds me of a lesbian rock song
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I know that for tracey boards, the pegs are brass screws with rubber sleeves... they do require that the playing surface is at least 0.5" to prevent from sticking out the underside
 BrowneePointz: that I can't think of the name of
asddsa28: ram truck add
asddsa28: aww
arbysgaming38: the comeback is real
 KWardJenx: The swings!
 KWardJenx: This is some high drama
 Ehrin_CB: Actually curious about the maintence the board needs. Just like a natural waxing every now and then?
DoomBringerIL: Paul has an amazing head of hair.... i'm so jelly @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePointz: The rock song sounded like Paris by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Chesul: It kinda matters where the lines are, since in the image you can take the direct shot.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: so wheeler did the number 2
 ContingentCat: !badadvice
  LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: the trick shot number 
 ContingentCat: wat
 Twilight_Spark: uwu on ewe violence
 Lord_Hosk: The whole said NO!
KeytarCat: Visually matching the setup is going to be super hard, but the shots are arranged such that the angles are simple
 ShifuDaxiongmao: is that bonus point or points taken away for attempted violence? 
arbysgaming38: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeartlessObeseRatYouDontSay-4IP5ObQI0tIA6zTJ
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultProtectivePuppyDuDudu-lnZkKmlaEicADPrd
KeytarCat: I didn't know Crokinole had ground rule doubles
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh god... 3D crokinole.
 Mazrae: Playing 3d Nole?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Reginald Barkley's Shut Up and 'Nole"
 TheAinMAP: a
 vinewood_og: I am not cleaning the bio-filters after
Chesul: Crokinol3D would need to be played in zero G.
 definenull: a
 Lord_Hosk: Welcome to the highlight real
 Lord_Hosk: reel
 SomebodyNowhere: harmonize
 betweenmyself: AAAAAH 
 Marvoleath: !clip
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 TheDevil_Risen:     
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Neon Genesis Evanginole
 SomebodyNowhere: how did that miss everything
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
7gorobei: i want a cup of that thetan's piss
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InexpensiveScrumptiousSkunkDAESuppy-FkjO8ENxzeympUuN
 Ehrin_CB: need a mid 2000s "sports comedy" just called Crokinole
 vinewood_og: You a cold ass honky
 SomebodyNowhere: is this the comeback
 NotCainNorAbel: nice shot
 Strebenherz: oof
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
 TheAinMAP: 
 vinewood_og: 
 KWardJenx: How?!?
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Secure the global bio-economy.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: going to laugh if team Nole gets next round with precisely 5 points 
 Lord_Hosk: 100 point game right here
twistedsylvan: from Escafloune?
MaladyDark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
 MaladyDark: you really do have the nicest board
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MaladyDark! (Today's storm count: 81)
 Makoforte: can someone gently shove ian for that terrible joke
 Ehrin_CB: finger model Ian
 vinewood_og: Phrasing?
Lobo_Apache: Custards Last Stand should be literally the weakest of all stands just to be lore accurate
Despoiler98: nice SHOT
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
 TheDevil_Risen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DistinctFastSnailHotPokket-UUVwahx223ucpmru
 Lord_Hosk: Custer was a terrible officer and should be shamed every time he is brought up, he was only a brevet general for 3 days as a favor to his family before being demoted back to captain, and only a Lt Col because the Army was reduced to less than 1000 people at the time.
 TheDevil_Risen: aahhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 betweenmyself: AAAAAAAAAAUGH 
MrGibberish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MrGibberish! (Today's storm count: 82)
Lobo_Apache: @Lord_Hosk you have my love and respect for this knowledge. 
 TheDevil_Risen: Semitone kinda life I want something else to get me through this
 TheDevil_Risen: semitone kinda life 
 vinewood_og: 
 betweenmyself:  redo
 TheDevil_Risen: Clean!
 TheDevil_Risen: what a shot Paul!
 TheDevil_Risen: *clap clap clap clap*
 vinewood_og: Fight forever!!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Crok Lee?
MadWolf1290 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MadWolf1290! (Today's storm count: 83)
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote wheeler
  LRRbot: Quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
 BrowneePointz: Hear me out
 BrowneePointz: Never a bad time for Pho
 Cptasparagus: Ben and Adam were talking about going across the hole last night
 SomebodyNowhere: sink it
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote hole
  LRRbot: Quote #7624: "I hate these stupid holes." —James [2021-06-01]
 TheAwkes: Ian "I want the hole" Horner
 MadWolf1290: nowhere near enough momentum
 vinewood_og: Solid
 SomebodyNowhere: the comeback
 TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO!
varmintx0: gg
 TheDevil_Risen: ggs gentlemen!
 Diabore: fantastic comeback
 vinewood_og: GG
 KWardJenx: GGs!
phoenixfeather14: GG!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: a 100point comeback 
 Aarek: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: from 10 to 110
 Makoforte: i think i wanna try this some time
 TheDevil_Risen: its a really cool drinking game
 TheDevil_Risen: for sure
 Ehrin_CB: I figured they would have one of these in every Canadian Bar
 Makoforte: we need to get crokinole parlors set up like mahjong parlors
 vinewood_og: SU&SD shout out!!
 Diabore: james practicing
 NotCainNorAbel: What is Paul's shirt?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: if you hole, the other team both drink... if you whiff, you drink per button that you remove? 
 definenull: its just the right amount competitiveness to remain interesting but still allows you to just banter
 Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream gents
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Paul
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for filling in Paul, love seeing your face 
 Marvoleath: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Marvoleath: !sale
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 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote warehouse
  LRRbot: Quote #6664: "Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
 TheDevil_Risen: I look forward to paying for more sea shanties next DB too 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: the magic turns shirt is also a good buy for mtg players 
ghyllnox: I got a pin I wanted and was sad I missed out on!
 vinewood_og: File not found!
 ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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 vinewood_og: Thanks all!!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Marvoleath: !next
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 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 ShifuDaxiongmao: wasn't a mini bus in the plans for a bit later this year? 
Simriel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
  Simriel: 80 months? That's so many months
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Simriel! (Today's storm count: 84)
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah we can tell the diff
 Ehrin_CB: it really does look nice
 TheDevil_Risen: its great
 CaptainSpam: smooooooooth
 SnackPak_: crisp
 TheDevil_Risen: apart from the buffer for Aussie net but its minimal
 SomebodyNowhere: chillpoint gonna cover the switch 2 things
 SomebodyNowhere: ?
ghyllnox: Oh is that why everything looks a little floaty, neat
 BrowneePointz: but we have nimtemdo to talk about
 definenull: and beej and heather will be here to talk about the switch 2 news right? right? \lh
 ShifuDaxiongmao: nothing important happened anyways... ignore switch 2 news 
 ContingentCat: Oooo
  Juliamon: It would be cruel to have a Checkpoint without Beej this week
 TheDevil_Risen: only 155 skipped frames
 vinewood_og: 
 Gekyouryuu: chillpoint this week is just an hour of silence and whiskey
 definenull: 8 player?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I dare wheeler to build 5c good stuff 
 definenull:  dargons!
 SomebodyNowhere: indika is crazy
 The_Color_Twelve: its a trip
 vinewood_og: The opposite of..m
 SomebodyNowhere: convent
 HadesLeprechaun: very story based slightly puzzle game
 vinewood_og: AC: Theresa?
 Makoforte: oh, the bleak nun mystery
 HadesLeprechaun: nun figuring out their relationship with religion
 SnackPak_: 
 niccus: fromsoft classic
 definenull: souls-likes are technically rhythm games too, right?
 TheDevil_Risen: Lost Kingdoms? Fromsoft game?
 TheDevil_Risen: woww
 Makoforte: i remember this one existing but never got to play it
 NotCainNorAbel: overwhelmingly positive
 TheDevil_Risen: sick, look forward to that one Wheeler 
 SomebodyNowhere: crossing the repo
 HadesLeprechaun: they've updated it!
 Brozard: James, did you get the modded DS for Chrono Trigger?
 SnackPak_: Graham did homework
 niccus: despite the thumbnail it's muppet-oriented
 definenull: that's hubris from G
 ShifuDaxiongmao: they have lso updated the game 
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 HadesLeprechaun: they seem to have gotten feedback on the logo, and changed it on Steam
 TheDevil_Risen: Oooh shiot
 MadWolf1290: "oh no."
 matthaus_c: Wheeler likes Magic?
 TheDevil_Risen: let wheelr in 
 NotCainNorAbel: but my podcast....
 ShifuDaxiongmao: "famjam, with guest star Wheeler"
 LordZarano: There's some better images for R.E.P.O. on https://www.steamgriddb.com/game/5478421/grids
 definenull: ;_; podcast on a 1 week break
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Oh wow, James, you pronounced it correctly!
 KWardJenx: Great stream! Love the 'Nole
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote bits
  LRRbot: Quote #161: "It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason." —Cameron [2015-04-16]
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 MadWolf1290: nope
 SnackPak_: nah
 ShifuDaxiongmao: playlist ran out?
NimrodXIV: 
 TheDevil_Risen: *claps*
 SnackPak_:  Paul
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 CaptainSpam:      
 Brozard:    
 Dog_of_Myth:  
ghyllnox: Yaaaay
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra :   
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 KWardJenx: Huzzah for Paul!
thebuzzstreams: praise the paul!
 vinewood_og: ApPaulse?
 calculated_uncertainties: Love on cam Paul
 SomebodyNowhere: this is why he's paul
 ShifuDaxiongmao: we appreciate the rare Crokipaul
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 TheDevil_Risen: we appreciate you Paul!
 vinewood_og: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 serramarkov: Thanks, all!
  Simriel: I feel we dont get enough On Screen Paul tbh
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 dumbo3k: @Simriel On Screen Paul is always a delightful treat 
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