Brozard: !sir
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Brozard: Sounds like the US
micalovits: Alright, I am here early and ready for hijinks
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Nigouki: I hope it wasn't "Telus says No"
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SkipIives: Crokinole!
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ShaneLeeAtk: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
DoodlestheGreat: Ooopsie?
paronomasiac042: i see
Juliamon: Someone overshot their puck, they have to go find it
paronomasiac042: time to picnic!
DoodlestheGreat: SO.... basically, Nintendo and FromSoft looked at all the BS Sony is giving over a "Bloodbourne" remake/remaster, turned to one another and said "Screw 'em! We'll make our own! With blackjack and hookers!"
Nigouki: they forgot to turn on friction on the crokinole board
TheAinMAP: Puck overshot so far, it hit the off button. :)
HbombAndFriends: Picnic?
Juliamon: Yes, they know, they're working on it
TheAwkes: Experimenting with exotic matter pucks?
paronomasiac042: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
HbombAndFriends: So, Switch 2?
Natimus_Prime: It's always trouble when someone has to go adjust the Universal Constants Control Box. Last time, someone bumped the value for pi ever so slightly off of exactly 3.
Juliamon: Take 2
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Getter404: Oh no, 5 minutes again. We're in a Groundhog Day!
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zolohawk: CROKINOOOOOOOLE
Shurtal: Time to Croak....some Noel's? Didn't think this one through...
zolohawk: ribbit ribbit
SnowBuddy18: frog Christmas?
TheDevil_Risen: Crokinole lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
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Shurtal: Sadly, one of the premier Crokinole players is going to miss the entire season due to chronic hang nails.
RatherLargeToad: OSFrog
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rosesmcgee: who up crokin they oles?
zolohawk: Crokes McGokes
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paronomasiac042: my smart tv is _ahead_ of my phone? that's not right...
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
micalovits: @paronomasiac042 Smart tv - now with time travel!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
GhostValv: AF-Hey
pleonasticTautology: oh hi hello everyone
Diabore: is wheeler fresh hands to the board?
minislot1997: On screen Paul!
nyc_mtg: paul!!!
Sarah_Serinde: yay Paul!
young_pyromentor: Villain Wheeler off to a fast start today
TheWriterAleph: we're techless ahhhhh
Nigouki: oh boy, can't wait for a puck to hit the stream deck
TheDevil_Risen: Weeee!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
zolohawk: PUCK YEAH
micalovits: Oh look, 4 cute and handsome men on my screen!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Jericu: now I have to try and imagine who else would have wanted to play Crokinole (who wasn't able to come)
Diabore: need the 120 button stream deck
TheDevil_Risen: lrrPAUL lrrJAMES lrrIAN lrrWHEELER lrrSHINE
MrSarkhan: LUL
Heckhoundbolt: Nice to see Paul on Camera in AFK
young_pyromentor: Lrr streams a surprising percentage about buttons
young_pyromentor: At least 4%
zolohawk: Welcome to the most popular game at Pax Unplugged every year.
Sarah_Serinde: !sale
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kusinohki: meows
red_shoes_jeff: I just got a Road Quest shirt today!
RatherLargeToad: Shipping is fast. The shirt I ordered already arrived.
pleonasticTautology: yeah, same
zolohawk: automagically?!
pleonasticTautology: but also i live in seattle and the current warehouse is across the lake :P
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on AFK join James, Ian, Wheeler, and Paul for an evening of Crokinole! We’re gonna jam some games and then try our hand at trick shots! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114271141690904290
kusinohki: there was an april 1 stream deck ad of 1024 buttons
Juliamon: Beej manually controls it, so consider his sleep schedule if you're trying to press your luck
RatherLargeToad: Psychic twitch!
nyc_mtg: tuuuune up, you got what i neeeed
TheDevil_Risen: its a 90s apple thing
kumatsu: Disney uses it a lot too
RatherLargeToad: Green and light green
Getter404: A Ben, not a Ben
cosarprime: oh!
cosarprime: I remember this game
zolohawk: When I was a kid we had like four channels
Mai_Andra: ][gs
RatherLargeToad: Not the turtle game?
underhill33: Yup, I remember that, too
Juliamon: You will probably find both
SquareDotCube: Ben, Bugdom released for the iPhone... in 2008...
TheDevil_Risen: Chromag Rally
Juliamon: also, someone's mic is an issue
TheDevil_Risen: also MIC 5
thraximore: Nanosaur 2!!!
Getter404: Whoa somebody's got some mic rubbing
Mai_Andra: crackling mic a bit
Diabore: someones mic crinkle
GhostValv: ^
Juliamon: Cro-Mag
Juliamon: No
Sarah_Serinde: not hearing it now
Heckhoundbolt: nopee
TheWriterAleph: AmbrosiaSW my beloved
thraximore: Hell yeah!
Creature_Comforts: I found out there's an in-browser KidPix now
Mai_Andra: Kix
kumatsu: gotta get me some Number Cruncher
zolohawk: Tonight we’re all on the board
micalovits: Is wanting Paul to sing an issue?
Sarah_Serinde: sure heard that cable plug in
definenull: :O crok!
corpocracy: Man, I played a lot of Maelstrom, Aperion, and EV
TheDevil_Risen: no worries James :) sorry was yelling it out to let you know because I know there's no one on the desk
TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler!
TheWriterAleph: Escape Velocity was where I wrote my first mods
Chesul: Oh man, I should see if it's possible to get EV Nova running again.
betweenmyself: Yeah, EV and Burning Monkey Solitaire
zolohawk: They’re gonna flick some wood. Then they’re gonna play crokinole.
zolohawk: TwitchConHYPE
corpocracy: I hung out on the AmbrosiaSW forums a lot. That was like my first internet experience
ContingentCat: what?
wedge_x: hero
TheDevil_Risen: on a Palm Pilot? WOW
TheDevil_Risen: that's a legendary effort
Kentosaurus: that is an intense board
ArdCollider: DopeWars and/or Taipan on Palm Pilot? so many batteries sacrificed to that
vinewood_og: He is the chosen one
Juliamon: !addquote (James) [now] That's the most Beej thing I've ever heard.
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zolohawk: whoa. that is a board.
Juliamon: that'n feels like a good quote number to commit to memory
Sarah_Serinde: you're not wrong
RatherLargeToad: Behold the disk
definenull: long time lurker, first time croker?
zolohawk: (that’s not the line rule but okay)
kusinohki: positive breaks?! *flips table*
Juliamon: For those watching LRR 'nole for the first time, this board was won by LRR at a silent auction for Child's Play. It's custom!
Jericu: this game seems very skill intensive
ContingentCat: and for James
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RatherLargeToad: strategery!
zolohawk: @jericu It honestly easy to pick up.
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon it's a really good piece of woodworking
kusinohki: also known as "the fast side" vs "the slow side"
HadesLeprechaun: and the all important CHEEK rule!
paronomasiac042: she croke on my nole until i button?
zolohawk: differential scoring? weirdos
Lord_Hosk: And the chair can't move
SquareDotCube: suggestion: Winning team takes a letter from the losing team's name and adds it to their own
definenull: did Paul mention if he prepped the instant replay tech?
Cptasparagus: who up corking their nole
betweenmyself: a game where one of the rules is *not* getting up from your chair? sign me up
zolohawk: also you have way too many pucks… it’s six each.
hiFunko: the trick is, Ian only has one good shot in him and he blew it psyops
Juliamon: betweenmyself It sounds great until your fingernail falls off the next week
gualdhar: Wait, Paul is playing? Who is chained to the booth?
Heckhoundbolt: @definenull Since he is not in the tech booth, I doubt it
paronomasiac042: i'm straight crokin' it. and by "it," i mean my nole
Getter404: I thought the "traditional" rule was something about elbows or forearms?
Heckhoundbolt: @gualdhar no one
red_shoes_jeff: You don't?
micalovits: As always, being white is a privilege
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vinewood_og: Are coins just d2?
zolohawk: do y’all not have wax?
Lord_Hosk: @vinewood_og They are
RatherLargeToad: when does the croaking happen?
vinewood_og: Finally q use for all this change!
micalovits: @RatherLargeToad When you groan over your bad shot
RatherLargeToad: @micalovits acceptable
kusinohki: @vinewood I've used various beads and token pieces as d1s in buttonmen...
Heckhoundbolt: @kusinohki why would you even need d1
Getter404: With no Paul, who is going to hit play on Boopa Scoopa tonight?
kusinohki: it's a 1 sided die that always roll 1. it's silly but very powerful in buttonmen (you basically need something as a place holder to count it)
Arclight_Dynamo: The discs are the croke. Because you're trying to put the croke-in-hole.
GhostValv: haha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
definenull: we do have insta replay
NorthstarTex: Yes!
margieargie: OH noooooo
Creature_Comforts: Kool-Aid man replay
Jericu: replay of the call for a replay lmao
definenull: but thats is mildly cursed
micalovits: That sound though
red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
7gorobei: whale song
Mai_Andra: that was suddenly so loud... NotLikeThis
zolohawk: Yeah this is way too many pucks.
micalovits: Rules are more like suggestions anyway
ContingentCat: yeah I think lcbo is on skip the dishes lol
young_pyromentor: What's the official Rye or Scotch of LRR?
micalovits: Music is good
TheDevil_Risen: Sounds good Paul :)
Jericu: you grew up on it?????
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrDance jlrrDance3 jlrrDance jlrrDance3 jlrrDance
Asolya: I'm new to this game but this is a beautifully manufactured disk btw
Arclight_Dynamo: Alberta Premium is an actual rye, but when you say "rye" in Canada, you don't mean a real rye; you mean a Canadian whisky made from a mix of grains. Language is weird.
hiFunko: James if you're texting me to go get Rye you can cram it
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Sogheim: hold up, is that a Paul on camera?
Shadowsoflife: yup
Juliamon: yup, Paul had to fill in as 4th
Juliamon: he has the streamdeck handy
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micalovits: See, there was the croaking!
young_pyromentor: We don't have a level 5 crokinole super judge?
Getter404: Cubes. That's cubes.
red_shoes_jeff: @young_pyromentor Beej is at home.
SquareDotCube: @red_shoes_jeff Beej is on vacation, actually
Juliamon: Chat is acting superjudge tonight
Mai_Andra: Aren't "square marbles" just dice?
young_pyromentor: Rereading dune on his palm pilot
kusinohki: sounds like cross bows and catapults, but with cubes
micalovits: @Juliamon Oh no
Getter404: Oh how the turn tables
Juliamon: Is THAT what it means to Dougie?
Makoforte: consider, though. squarbles is a fun word
SquareDotCube: The Doug, not to be confused with the Dougler, or the Dougie
young_pyromentor: Got that Doug in me
Getter404: Teach him how to Dougie.
couchboyj: Man, I'd love to dive into a wiki for Crokinole slang. I'd stay up to 3 AM reading that shit.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIG
micalovits: You normally have negative breaks and 6 pugs per player, but fun over anything else!
Arclight_Dynamo: Do they know we heard the sound slowed down and really loud? Or are they unaware?
Kentosaurus: the sound effects in the replay are impeccable
margieargie: Complete with fitting dramatic noises
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
definenull: yep the slo-mo audio is still mildly cursed
micalovits: Please dont fix! Its great!
MeadyOchre: IT's great
couchboyj: I liked it :p
ContingentCat: I love the slo mo voices
WiJohn: It's good, keep it!
young_pyromentor: It's funny for the first 2 replays
brainbosh: Leave the sound but turn it down a bit lol
arbysgaming38: it made a satisfying crack
couchboyj: Quiter but still in would be perfect
young_pyromentor: Pop some acrylic nails on
Juliamon: There are house-rule finger guard options
Getter404: Are Crokinole Gloves a thing? Can we get a sporting authority on this
ContingentCat: shall we make some perogies then?
Heckhoundbolt: its canadian
ShifuDaxiongmao: does finger hockey exist? :D
kusinohki: learn. proper. flicking. technique!
Arclight_Dynamo: I regret to inform you that crokinole is from Ontario, based on similar games from elsewhere.
ContingentCat: huh TIL
irenrose: That sounds like the game of Corona
Vilun: is James talking about Carrom?
mister_nibbles: the game you describe sounds like Carrom
LordZarano: Crokinole was invented by Eckhardt Wettlaufer in Ontario, Canada
irenrose: Unfortunate name
Simonark: It’s from Kitchener, Ontario region, it’s from Mennonite country
young_pyromentor: Sound is good
TheDevil_Risen: Good
kusinohki: wheeler started and should be out
margieargie: No sound
Getter404: No replay sound, mission successful
margieargie: So good
vinewood_og: Hand check!
seanmrwick: well this game looks really cool
definenull: clean
TheDevil_Risen: sergeGG lrrAWESOME
seanmrwick: well played, Paul
TheDevil_Risen: Thank you Ashley!
RatherLargeToad: Go Croakers! OSFrog
vinewood_og: Not in this economy
ShifuDaxiongmao: The one in the box was because that's what you usually do when a team sink one in the middle? :)
seanmrwick: Thank you, Ashley!
pleonasticTautology: thank you ashley
TheAinMAP: The blue matches Paul's blue coat.
red_shoes_jeff: In a spray bottle? jlrrNo
margieargie: "Team Croak" definitely sounds like one that will be able to pull out the win in the end <_<
Getter404: Is it UberEats or DoorDash who have FINANCING options now?
seanmrwick: you can do that?
TheDevil_Risen: If i wanted hello fresh, I'd get hello Fresh Kappa
Heckhoundbolt: I swear Paul already ranted about this
Getter404: Pay your Taco Bell order in installments
seanmrwick: Also, isn't there something like Blue Apron that can do the same thing?
young_pyromentor: Help, I'm behind on my burrito payments
vinewood_og: Have you tried nugging your own chicken?
Heckhoundbolt: Not tonight, but like in thee replay
Heckhoundbolt: Highlights sorry
62MGcobra: talk about your hole in one
ShifuDaxiongmao: #NerfJames
seanmrwick: this is definitely an "ESPN" level instant replay
itira: welp
definenull: you did go over
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Getter404: Nice airtime
young_pyromentor: REPLAY
micalovits: I mean... It went over
ShifuDaxiongmao: definitely over :D
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margieargie: Did get over the center... very over
SnackPak_: how many points is Paul worth?
NorthstarTex: I, an unqualified chat member, say 1 point. That's all
young_pyromentor: Cheating at crokinole, had a puck in his lap
mister_nibbles: Paul is priceless
couchboyj: There was a very recent Magic cheating incident with cards in lap
SnackPak_: nice clear
Kentosaurus: double takeout
young_pyromentor: @couchboyj that's the reference
margieargie: Beautiful
TheAinMAP: Welp.
theamc2000: is this a standard board or a fancy board?
young_pyromentor: REPLAY
ShifuDaxiongmao: I imagine that with the inlay, it counts as fancy :)
kusinohki: standard board in terms of dimensions. fancy board in terms of artwork
theamc2000: the snake eye got smaller
Getter404: And close to the point where it's been conditioned enough for regulation crokinole behavior
ShifuDaxiongmao: I believe from earlier info, that it's regular tournament size board
ContingentCat: ooo
kusinohki: I'm not aware of different sized boards for this game, but I guess there could be??
young_pyromentor: So buttery smooth
red_shoes_jeff: If you love something... LET IT RIP.
SnackPak_: evil
Diabore: oh paul wants to amusement park the board
Makoforte: beybladinole...........
theamc2000: a milemeter or like 10 micrometers
young_pyromentor: Moses parted the red sea with a beyblade in the lore
pleonasticTautology: use the roof?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Crokiblade? Beynole?
pleonasticTautology: wheeler
pleonasticTautology: you already did that.
pleonasticTautology: on desert bus
TheDevil_Risen: wrong Horse
TheDevil_Risen: also, there will be a Donkey!
mister_nibbles: next afk stream after getting a half court is just dude perfect lrr style
pleonasticTautology: no, horse
SkipIives: the over/under would be on how many backs got thrown out.
definenull: 3h of horse was also done on DB
ContingentCat: also 3 hours of horse,
vinewood_og: Can't shoot horses club? Nope I hear it. Nevermind.
ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyBits
young_pyromentor: Horse? Redemption? Red Dead?!?
RatherLargeToad: Was the Matt “Cat Fancier” Wiggins Memorial Stadium given away?
Lobo_Apache: @RatherLargeToad I believe the litterbox went into The Box
ContingentCat: @RatherLargeToad I believe it went in the big box at the end
ShaneLeeAtk: Get that man a whiskey!
TheDevil_Risen: i will count that as my Monthly reminder, so you won't hear it from me again this month :) sorry spent 75 aussie towards it so taking liberty <3
Kentosaurus: you gotta know when to croke 'em, know when to nole 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run
couchboyj: When the only tool you have is a croki, every problem looks like a nole
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The moon is a liar. Do not follow the moon.
ShifuDaxiongmao: with this music, you need a glass of.. prefered spirits to go along with it
pleonasticTautology: hmm
pleonasticTautology: let me see if it's in clubhouse
red_shoes_jeff: This music reminds me of when I used to play Clue on CD-Rom.
ContingentCat: @ShifuDaxiongmao Ashley is on the way
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I made a Crokinole game for my sophomore year final project. The teacher's comments were "Hey! It kind of works!"
ladyjessica: I found out there was a roleplaying game that uses crokinole as part of the rules of the game.
vinewood_og: Thanks Ashley!
phoenixfeather14: Thank you Ashley!
MeadyOchre: God I wish I had a reliable group of friends to play board games with
definenull: Thank you ashley!
dumbo3k: @Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra There is no higher honor, than to hear that!
kusinohki: crokinole rpg?? is it anything like the jenga version??
Lord_Hosk: I thought you negative broke for scoring
frogomb: Didn't realize LRR had secret Florida State fans. Go Noles!
definenull: lmao
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
tehfewl: @frogomb Boo, Go Gators
fjordsword: dont forget your button shot!
red_shoes_jeff: @tehfewl GO 'DONS!
young_pyromentor: Boozin time
Sarah_Serinde: as long as you're consistent
micalovits: Cheer1000 Whiskey bits! Cheer1000
ContingentCat: as long as you're consistent eh
TheDevil_Risen: R E L axed :)
ladyjessica: it’s an indie game on itch.io. https://sociable-turtle-games.itch.io/ring-lationship-disc-ord
Cptasparagus: is there drinking in competitive crokinole?
vinewood_og: That's a keeper
Arclight_Dynamo: Canadian whisky fact: Canadian whisky may have up to 9.09% of *any* spirit or wine blended into it, and it may still be sold as Canadian whisky.
pleonasticTautology: i don't see crokinole in clubhouse games
ShifuDaxiongmao: white did not have a holed in the one you just finished.. only James showing off with his black on first shot
superdude097: I'm having coaster anxiety from Wheeler
ShaneLeeAtk: That looks so tasty
ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat! Once again, I am in you!
CorviNoir: lrrGibb
young_pyromentor: Coaster? I hardly know her!
KeytarCat: @ExhaustedElox O_o
Lobo_Apache: @ExhaustedElox you normall have to pay for this. you're lucky today!
ShifuDaxiongmao: no worries, Ian can 3D print some coasters for future stuff :P
salamisuperstar: I enjoy an overly sweet mixed drink and like Crown Royal Maple and ginger ale
TheDevil_Risen: WHEELER
TheDevil_Risen: ewww
ContingentCat: Wow
Arclight_Dynamo: Crown and Booch.
trainpants: I don't believe you.
SnackPak_: id try it
ArdCollider: wheeler I was gonna ask if you heard about the new Aesop Rock album but I'm reconsidering
SnowBuddy18: Crownbucha
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measureofhope: Somewhat unrelated question: do we know yet what date Desert Bus starts this year?
ladyjessica: I mean if you like the booch I’m sure it’s good.
omdorastrix: sounds like a booch version od a whiskey sour
young_pyromentor: Royalucha
vinewood_og: Cheers!
TheDevil_Risen: Cheers!
ladyjessica: cheers
DoctorHutch: just tuned in, is that crown reserve?
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Ashley!
red_shoes_jeff: Screwdriver's been my drink of choice.
pleonasticTautology: i don't drink much because i hate the taste of beer and it's hard to find cherry soda ><
ShifuDaxiongmao: ok chat.. with the drinks, whose play will improve and whose will not? :D
trainpants: raising my glass in the direction of Canada
ContingentCat: thanks Ashley@
Marvoleath: !sale
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TheAinMAP: PrideCheers guyjudgeCheers
ladyjessica: before I was sober it was rum and cokes for me.
couchboyj: In France they call it a "Royal with Booch"
young_pyromentor: @shifudaxiongmao everyone's play will improve, but not their crokinole skills
kusinohki: yes
vinewood_og: Perception 10 luck 2. Story of my life!
fjordsword: wheeler just shot the same puck twice
young_pyromentor: Multiple pegging...
Lobo_Apache: Nothing we love more than a double peg
Marvoleath: totally just as planned
ShifuDaxiongmao: @Lobo_Apache what about when it just edges the hole? :P
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes Hi chat jlrrDance3 jlrrCooltunes
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
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SomebodyNowhere: put a nole in the hole
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ShifuDaxiongmao: "This Is Crokinole!"
young_pyromentor: Team nole really going in with the pegging shots
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
young_pyromentor: If crokinole is so good though, why is there no crokinole 2?
SomebodyNowhere: one cheek rule
ShifuDaxiongmao: You can't get too cheeky
LordZarano: Wikipedia says there's controversy about using powder to lubricate pucks. The World Crokinole Championships says "Wax will be placed in the ditch area so that players can rub their discs in the wax prior to shooting, if they desire. Contestants are not allowed to apply lubricants of any type to the board. Absolutely no other lubricant will be allowed"
SomebodyNowhere: solid
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Gamify your trash.
KeytarCat: Cinole is Nembajin Umler's partner, right? KappaPride
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
definenull: oh yeah professional crok is WILD
Mazrae: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian was the starter in this round, right?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #7839: "Sun's in the north, gotta be Russia." —James [2021-11-11]
pipshardfour: I bought my husband a Crokinhole board for Christmas. It’s been a massive hit with us and when family comes to visit. Thanks be to Canada
HadesLeprechaun: I think pro crokinole is almost more just trading hole-in-ones until someone blinks and makes a mistake
Lobo_Apache: The whiskey, It's made them too powerful
Diabore: time to flip table
TheDevil_Risen: T A B L E Flip :D
couchboyj: A puck assassin
ContingentCat: niiiiice
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote puck
LRRbot: Quote #4689: "Don't touch gutter-puck." —Kathleen [2018-02-14]
Arclight_Dynamo: Wheeler, you took that puck out of the gutter.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Make sure that when lining up, the puck touches your line. :)
TheDevil_Risen: hang on, shouldnt Ian have had 20 on his score from round 1?
tehfewl: ay yo
SomebodyNowhere: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
TheDevil_Risen: or did it cancel out>?
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crokinole
LRRbot: Quote #4688: "It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills." —Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
TheDevil_Risen: in the gutter wheeler :)
UnknownFriday: @TheDevil_Risen It's differential scoring. So if in one round team A scores 40 and team B scores 20, team A gets 20 points.
TheDevil_Risen: @UnknownFriday yeah makes sense
Heckhoundbolt: yeah, writing down official moonbase crokinole rulees would be great
definenull: that rebound had some spin to it
Marvoleath: croked that nole
SomebodyNowhere: aww
ShifuDaxiongmao: make sure wasted shots get put in the gutter, to prevent double shooting the same piece
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Wheeler <3
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #8578: "I only speak the truth." —Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
Marvoleath: !findquote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #4804: "Trust Ian selectively." —Ian [2018-03-18]
Marvoleath: well played, LRRBot
Powerhelm: that’s a sick board
Darleysam: PogChamp
salamisuperstar: Pog Pearlman
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ron Pogman
Witchy_Diana: wait are those pegs around the middle?
SomebodyNowhere: pauls having a rough time
eid010n: @Witchy_Diana yup
SomebodyNowhere: wow
Witchy_Diana: ty
TheDevil_Risen: Lets Go
TheDevil_Risen: !
KeytarCat: daaaaamn
SomebodyNowhere: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7657: "I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this." —Wheeler [2021-06-19]
ShifuDaxiongmao: and it did
seanmrwick: ooh boy
Powerhelm: good shot
Powerhelm: has anyone gotten it in the hole yet?
ShifuDaxiongmao: there has been few holey shots
SomebodyNowhere: replay
Marvoleath: @Powerhelm several times in previous rounds
SomebodyNowhere: yikes
Marvoleath: and now :P
seanmrwick: the twofer!
Powerhelm: Lol well I guess my timing was good
TheDevil_Risen: N1 James
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, at what kind of Paper Magic the gathering event of LRR would you like to participate when your not running tech? Commander night, Elder drgon sotial club, draft, canlander, pre prerelease
seanmrwick: so im a little unclear: who is on which team?
Powerhelm: the teams are opposite each other
Sarah_Serinde: Paul and James are team Croki, Ian and Wheeler are team Nole
Marvoleath: @seanmrwick Nole = Wheeler, Ian, bright pucks
Getter404: I just realized: James pushed someone ELSE down a hole
Powerhelm: just like in his youth
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your Meat Magic.
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Arclight_Dynamo: You know, a black or white circle might be nice on the overlay to show which team is which colour pucks.
MAPBoardgames: Wait. If Paul is playing, who is going to run the instant-replay?
Sarah_Serinde: also Paul
Juliamon: He has the streamdeck
young_pyromentor: Up crokin with the boys
dumbo3k: Paul has clones!
seanmrwick: @Marvoleath @Marvoleath so Croki is Paul and James with the dark pucks and Nole is wheeler and Ian with the bright pucks
Marvoleath: @MAPBoardgames also Paul (clone?)
GirlPainting: we all know, paul is multitasking pro
ShaneLeeAtk: Paul is a certified Tech Wizard, TM
jessicaengle: shrimpsHowdy_SG
MAPBoardgames: oh yeah. Thanks @Marvoleath
dumbo3k: That was Kendon't
Getter404: That was a biff with Killing Intent
seanmrwick: where does one get a Crokinole board?
SomebodyNowhere: wow
westerfarmer: Oh a Paul on camera! Will look forward to the vod as I'm heading to work soon.
SomebodyNowhere: lrrJAMES lrrIAN lrrPAUL lrrWHEELER
iris_of_ether: benginBonk
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, at what kind of Paper Magic the gathering event of LRR would you like to participate when your not running tech? Commander night, Elder drgon sotial club, draft, canlander, pre prerelease
Getter404: This and a Dunk earlier
definenull: o//
TheDevil_Risen: Good Game!!!
definenull: what a comeback!
dumbo3k: GG!
TheDevil_Risen: break time!
TheDevil_Risen: <3
ShifuDaxiongmao: @seanmrwick where in the world are you?
Marvoleath: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Arclight_Dynamo: @seanmrwick If you're in Canada, Canadian Tire.
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SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #5055: "The future is Corners" —Ian [2018-06-17]
Mazrae: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #7648: "No, I didn't want to go in the Llama." —James [2021-06-15]
Mazrae: !quote paul
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote paul
LRRbot: Quote #8151: "Paul, give 'em the dick!" —Bengineering [2022-07-30]
SomebodyNowhere: wha
SomebodyNowhere: ooh did that say cori will be playing indika that games crazy
Juliamon: Cori and Cam
SomebodyNowhere: I only noticed it a moment before it left, so talking sim then right
Juliamon: it is technically a Bonus Stream but it is the Talking Sim team
SomebodyNowhere: ah
SomebodyNowhere: I think its the kind of wild game they'll enjoy
Strebenherz: Thank you for having us, it's great to be here
3schr: Second time today I've joined while the stream was on break. Bad luck today
SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #7938: "Don't be like me, chat." —James [2022-01-15]
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definenull: he can't keep getting away with it
SomebodyNowhere: wow
jessicaengle: jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrPillow
ShifuDaxiongmao: James and holes, a story for the ages. :D
SomebodyNowhere: oh dang
definenull: OOOOO
Arclight_Dynamo: Prokinole!
ghyllnox: Prokinole
dumbo3k: Is everyone just gonna get it in?
ShifuDaxiongmao: someone clip these 2 together :D
Getter404: You heard it, the MtG stuff is over, new #1 Crokinole Influencers
vinewood_og: You can do it!
definenull: lrrAWW
vinewood_og: I was wrong!
SomebodyNowhere: the back to back holes should be a good clip
definenull: NO WAY
SomebodyNowhere: again?!
ThirdGames: FBtouchdown
MrSarkhan: seabatDance seabatDance seabatDance
ShifuDaxiongmao: how do we mark for clipping? .D
jessicaengle: James is a hero!
SomebodyNowhere: what peds did he take during the break
Strebenherz: Paul DID NOT biff it
Strebenherz: GO PAUL
definenull: what happened during break?!?!?
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Heckhoundbolt: UTTEERLY INANE
SomebodyNowhere: paul in fact did not biff it
KWardJenx: Get out!
ThirdGames: Let's gooooooo
micalovits: That whiskey is doing some work
ShifuDaxiongmao: No pressure Wheeler!
7gorobei: pressure to mr. Wheeler
Arclight_Dynamo: And Paul, who did NOT biff it...
vinewood_og: Vin-di-ca-tion!!!
Brozard: So close!
CrossXhunteR: biffed
SomebodyNowhere: good clear
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Just because you died doesn't mean it wasn't a good plan.
SnackPak_: so close
nymistrya: This is just like when I lost 100,000 nanas on Wheeler going 3-0 and he 2-1'd instead
SnackPak_: oofa
definenull: again!
SomebodyNowhere: glancing off of the hole
ShifuDaxiongmao: stop edging, Wheeler!
nymistrya: Sorry 1-2'd
Strebenherz: Just the tip
Heckhoundbolt: wheeler, you are doing great for your first time, no sarcasm
betweenmyself: Ben “Can’t Find the Hole” Wheeler
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Strebenherz: the two beds bedroom
MrSarkhan: Ian!
Getter404: That wasn't a smooch! That was a butterfly kiss at best!
mrsqu1rre1: what is this game lol
SomebodyNowhere: the dead bedroom
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
TheAwkes: The Regina Redoubt
micalovits: The what now?
vinewood_og: Please don't?
ContingentCat: oh no
GasCityGaming: Where did you get those coasters? They're awesome!
SomebodyNowhere: oh jeez
TheDevil_Risen: wheeler stop Gooning
measureofhope: AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD
Getter404: OR IS IT
definenull: what a clear
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: omg you almost made me spit coffee
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
Heckhoundbolt: so this is why they call you the gooner, because you cannot stop edging
TheDevil_Risen: <3
ShifuDaxiongmao: can we clip tht comment? :D
Strebenherz: abg, always be gooning
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Wheels
SnackPak_: they have extra knuckles
Getter404: Like that scene in Ghost In The Shell with the keyboard
vinewood_og: "Sceneic Goonsburg"
mrsqu1rre1: whats the score so far
KeytarCat: Double jointed, but not how you think~!
vinewood_og: I can't type
Getter404: @mrsqu1rre1 Crown Royal is off to a massive lead
SomebodyNowhere: awww
SnackPak_: yooo
SomebodyNowhere: pauls got it
SomebodyNowhere: lrrBartleby
Getter404: THE CHOSEN ONE
Voidhawk42: What is the international crokinole federation's stance on technical pedicures? I'm imagining a pro-player with their fingernail carved into a hockey stick.
underhill33: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Heckhoundbolt: paul and james are eon fire this game
ShifuDaxiongmao: You get to whiff again? :D
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
vinewood_og: Wow
ShifuDaxiongmao: Nice!
Heckhoundbolt: there we go
TheDevil_Risen: nice shot!
teamoliver: team nole can bring it back!
SomebodyNowhere: FBtouchdown
ShifuDaxiongmao: First try every try Wheeler
SomebodyNowhere: its like they've played this game before
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm enjoying the slow-motion waves in the rye and giners.
Arclight_Dynamo: *gingers
SomebodyNowhere: pro-kinole
Heckhoundbolt: pro is just a center shoot out until someone misses, at least what I have seen online
micalovits: When playing 1v1 you can have some pucks in some real hard to hit places
SomebodyNowhere: nice
ShifuDaxiongmao: @micalovits opposite center, behind a peg and one of your own is blocking the straight shot :D
SomebodyNowhere: bird looks like its eating the puck
NorthstarTex: perfect transfer of momentum
SomebodyNowhere: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #3701: "This clearly requires a butt stroke" —Paul [2016-12-06]
Heckhoundbolt: I know Wyrmwood stopped sponsoring these streams like five years ago, but I still remember the thing Ian did an the fact the board was a gift from them (or a commision, I cannot remember)
SomebodyNowhere: nice
ShifuDaxiongmao: it was a won auction
micalovits: @Heckhoundbolt Won in a charity auction iirc
ShifuDaxiongmao: 2016 childs play
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
ShifuDaxiongmao: can find video/vlog on youtube :)
Heckhoundbolt: ah
jessicaengle: clack
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crokinole
LRRbot: Quote #4688: "It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills." —Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
Lord_Hosk: They can drive... cheer55
red_shoes_jeff: The Crok Monsieurs.
TheDevil_Risen: nice
iris_of_ether: Yessss
underhill33: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
NorthstarTex: That is peak Canadian
SomebodyNowhere: tremendously canadian
CrossXhunteR: ive seen a gay hockey romance webcomic
vinewood_og: Talk about a power play...
micalovits: I have seen this anime
SomebodyNowhere: are they sharing a bowl of poutine
ShifuDaxiongmao: search "crokinole board" to find it on the loading ready run youtube.. and maybe watch more videos while you're there :)
CaptainCoriale: Check Please is a classic
TheDevil_Risen: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Aarek: I'm pretty sure gay hockey romance novel is the reason Seattle couldn't name their hockey team the Sockeyes
Arclight_Dynamo: Surely the crokinole romance novel is called "One Cheek Rule."
vinewood_og: SeemsGood
Darleysam: stickers for your stones
CrossXhunteR: this stone has fire effects
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Crokinole Balatro!
SquareDotCube: rew regions, take away regions
micalovits: Unlock a launcher
SquareDotCube: turn it into 17776
ShifuDaxiongmao: What I am wondering, if it's possible to do chipped stones and make a board that can register where each is and moves :)
TheDevil_Risen: didn;t they do that with timbits and Ian lying down?
SomebodyNowhere: sink it
CrossXhunteR: ben, don't get into your head
NotCainNorAbel: ahhhhhhh
definenull: A
ShifuDaxiongmao: come on paul, don't ruin my grand dreams :D
ContingentCat: aaaaah
Melfina__: aaa
SomebodyNowhere: wow
WiJohn: ah
TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaahhhhhh
dumbo3k: Gotta Harmonize that Fuck!
Arclight_Dynamo: Note was too high.
ShifuDaxiongmao: too much on the AAAAAhhh
Strebenherz: aaaaaa
betweenmyself: AAAAH riffScream
avjamethyst: don't know your own strength
micalovits: Physics!
SomebodyNowhere: jeez
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3228: "Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
definenull: so you're saying they need to harmonize again
ShifuDaxiongmao: hmm.. I know you can get white wood center boards :)
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Dog_of_Myth: Maybe have a signal for it....like a flag
Darleysam: TTSF let's look at the decal applicaiton again
TheDevil_Risen: you can see the exact moment their heart broke
Lobo_Apache: Goal posting
SomebodyNowhere: watching serge realize he's losing to beej in that beejlander stream was the perfect slow mo
Lobo_Apache: I guesss Wheeler posting now
ContingentCat: the Northwest passage
SomebodyNowhere: whoa
LlanowarChildrensChoir: We playing for money?
ContingentCat: just fun and pride
couchboyj: I'd like to suggest "The Doppleganger" for a shot that knocks off a puck and lands in the same spot.
Lobo_Apache: @ContingentCat I bow down to your genius. Please forgive my imputense
SomebodyNowhere: sure
Arclight_Dynamo: Tabarnak, surely.
circusofkirkus: replay?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: I thought this was "the overconfident wheeler"?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
vinewood_og: And the fates took that personally
SomebodyNowhere: wow
asddsa28: yeah
KWardJenx: Ha!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: 20 years is a lot of years. At least twenty!
Dog_of_Myth: Good hit
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
vinewood_og: "The Horner Maneuver"
TheDevil_Risen: lrrSIG lrrSHINE
SomebodyNowhere: paul could still boop it into the middle
ShifuDaxiongmao: risky as one of them did dance with the hole
red_shoes_jeff: The music just changed to something more heroic sounding... I think Ian might be the protagonist!
Cptasparagus: new sponsor?
micalovits: AFK - Sponsered by Crown Royal!
SomebodyNowhere: big bag o dice
iris_of_ether: Also a classic in Wisconsin, too
tehfewl: you buy the dice bag, and you get some whiskey with it
red_shoes_jeff: It's right over there, on my shelf!
LlanowarChildrensChoir: Crown Royal sponsorship would go hard. Might as well include Dutchmasters.
vinewood_og: Michelin makes better stars than tires?
Arclight_Dynamo: Crown Royal is owned by Diageo, which is British.
GasCityGaming: Ab mb qc
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote crown
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
GasCityGaming: It skips provinces across the country
Dog_of_Myth: We do
Twilight_Spark: Not anymore
Getter404: Well... we did
KWardJenx: Oh yeah we do!
vinewood_og: Quite a lot
ghyllnox: We did
Lord_Hosk: Thats where we get our Dice bags Paul
dumbo3k: I also have a Crown Royal dice bag
dumbo3k: Just like Cookie Tins end up as crafts containers, Crown Royal ends up as Dice Bags. It is law
Getter404: My Crown Royal bag is reserved for my Metal Board Game Coins
NotCainNorAbel: lrrJUDGECALL
ShifuDaxiongmao: Next game team swap, paul and wheeler change chairs? :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: @ShifuDaxiongmao Everyone move left, change teams lrrPistachio
ShifuDaxiongmao: @NotCainNorAbel wait a moment...
CrossXhunteR: to what end
dumbo3k: wasn't that 35 vs 45?
ShifuDaxiongmao: wsn't that a 10 to the ones with the most holes?
CrossXhunteR: is there an electronic crokinole table?
Mazrae: Was that not 35 - 45 so 10 Nole?
niccus: time to smoke the board for the full mahjong experience
NotCainNorAbel: The game makes sense; the scoring takes years
ShifuDaxiongmao: ah.. the best lrr music piece :)
CrossXhunteR: on the board
varmintx0: That means chat was right...chat is never right.
7gorobei: mahjong is the blaseball and poker combined
SomebodyNowhere: replay
Cptasparagus: @Mazrae you forgot about the extra 100 points to each team from the crown royal tax
SomebodyNowhere: trick shots
TheDevil_Risen: lets go Paul!
underhill33: amazing
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
Aarek: flawless
7gorobei: showboating
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno I think that's way better than clean :D
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think we're going to call that the "engineer sink"... if it works, it works
KWardJenx: Go home puck, you're drunk
vinewood_og: Glitch physics
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
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SomebodyNowhere: nice
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah
KWardJenx: Redeemed!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Do it otter style.
ContingentCat: now that's clean
ShifuDaxiongmao: ah... the secret was "ooooh" instead of "aaah" :D
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
SomebodyNowhere: ever just think about holes
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Partner your project with Warner Bros. Discovery.
ShifuDaxiongmao: $2600
GasCityGaming: I want to know where those coaster came from :P
Nigouki: there is video of the auction
ContingentCat: but this is a fancy one, you can get cheaper crokenoke boards
Strebenherz: under 100 easy
avjamethyst: bob would cheat
Nigouki: the origins
SnowBuddy18: kijiji would be even cheaper
SomebodyNowhere: ok
SnackPak_: yooo
ShifuDaxiongmao: a tracey board is approx 400 CAD... and those are the ones that are used at tournaments, so cheaper should be possible
KWardJenx: I just bought a crokinole board on a kickstarter campaign last year. Really nice board and didn't break the bank
vinewood_og: Niiice
BrowneePointz: That was an Ooey Gooey Kablooey shot!
NotCainNorAbel: couldn't you just press replay on when the replay happens?
vinewood_og: Frame-ception?
Lord_Hosk: Nice
NotCainNorAbel: 69.99
Ehrin_CB: the color on the camera really makes the board pop
Juliamon: Dart board?
Nigouki: i see chess board and backgammon in the corner of the box
Shadowsoflife: jarts
iarethel0ser: The dart board is how we get new pegs in the crokinole board.
BrowneePointz: You did Texas Hold 'Em I think
BrowneePointz: once
micalovits: I remember a poker night
NotCainNorAbel: you will all lose to Funko
Arclight_Dynamo: If you're talking traditional Canadian games and poker... Rummoli.
Lord_Hosk: Checkers, Chess, Tik tak toe and backgamon on the back
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote poker
LRRbot: Quote #846: "You became a different poker mans." —Ian [2015-10-13]
Diabore: i remember the 18games where they called up marshal to teach them poker
ShifuDaxiongmao: if you can, I'd test a 70 cost board first, just to check that the stones slide well enough
TheDevil_Risen: that's why there's a dealer button
Fbomb101ers: When are you guys gonna play monopoly?
BrowneePointz: 200 year old game based on 500 year old game has lots of variations, who knew!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Fbomb101ers They have.
Raincoast_Bear: I remember that Poker stream. It kind off went off the rails.
TheDevil_Risen: I used to play Hold'Em pro
Fbomb101ers: I missed it!
Ehrin_CB: AFK Royal game of Ur when
Nigouki: Nintendo Monopoly stream was hilarious
SomebodyNowhere: the monopoly from several years ago showed up in my youtube recommendations not long ago
red_shoes_jeff: I WOULD be left-handed, but my kindergarten teacher had other plans.
BrowneePointz: Yall really liked the Mario Kart one right?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Monopoly Legacy? XD
Athelgar: Ednacrabopaly
adept_nekomancer: I recall Toad going to jail a whole lot.
arbysgaming38: nintendo monopoly was my childhood
mister_nibbles: i havent played monopoly in ... 30 years? lol
BrowneePointz: speaking of Mario Kart oh my god I'm so excited to see y'all play the new on on CTS in June
red_shoes_jeff: I've got Star Wars Monopoly upstairs.
ShifuDaxiongmao: @adept_nekomancer so it was realistic too?!?
avjamethyst: the zelda one has no changes, just renamed things. Very disappointing
BrowneePointz: new one*
LlanowarChildrensChoir: This replay is brought to you by Crown Royal & Square Enix
Fbomb101ers: Hole!
SomebodyNowhere: the monopoly with I think paul kathleen and ian where they strictly adhered to the rules was good
TheDevil_Risen: called it
protojman: dude nice
Marvoleath: noled that crok
SomebodyNowhere: not the fun
BrowneePointz: Also, y'all gotta have a Poker Night soon to pay tribute to Doc Holliday(pouring one out for Val Kilmer tonight)
ShifuDaxiongmao: You know, if you get 2 sets of colors you don't have, you can do 1v1v1v1 games in the future :D
LordZarano: They make little cue sticks for crokinole https://www.crokinole.com.pl/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Crokinole_Cue_PCT_002.jpg
BrowneePointz: it looks like the snake has cartoon eyes rn
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
SomebodyNowhere: not 100
ShifuDaxiongmao: comeback time!
Juliamon: snek is making uwu eyes
Brozard: more like crokinole bumper pool
TheDevil_Risen: @LordZarano nice
Aarek: they play pool on cruise ships
GasCityGaming: you'd have to YEET the pucks that size
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote puck
LRRbot: Quote #4689: "Don't touch gutter-puck." —Kathleen [2018-02-14]
SnackPak_: oofa
Chesul: I believe it's only if the board is fully clear of pucks that you have to go for the center, yeah, if only your team has pucks, no matter where, then you're in the clear.
ShifuDaxiongmao: no, if there are any of your own pieces and no opponents, you have free shot for the position (so you can do the curling one of trying to place a blocker if you want to try being tactical)
SomebodyNowhere: wow
asddsa28: ooo
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
Chesul: well that's a new move.XD
7gorobei: man down
TheDevil_Risen: Powerfun!
TheDevil_Risen: *Powerfull!
Nigouki: the unpegging has begun
vinewood_og: They WERE glued in
ShifuDaxiongmao: to be fair, the board is 9 years :D
Nigouki: ask Alex to get those threaded
TheAinMAP: On the next TTSF...
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, are they magnetic? if yes, glue magnets into the holes? :D
SomebodyNowhere: good sound
Lord_Hosk: maybe clean out the glue with a drillbit in hand first
Ehrin_CB: I'd be inclined to use a bit of CA glue myself
SomebodyNowhere: wow
TheDevil_Risen: hehehehe
TheDevil_Risen: nice!
Blasteg: FBtouchdown Own Goal FBtouchdown
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks Crokinole, Bay-Bee!!
Ehrin_CB: Long Fancy cue for me please
Ehrin_CB: though Optimal Deluxe is also very good
TheDevil_Risen: IAN!
vinewood_og: Ian....
vinewood_og: Yellow card for Horner
BrowneePointz: it reminds me of a lesbian rock song
ShifuDaxiongmao: I know that for tracey boards, the pegs are brass screws with rubber sleeves... they do require that the playing surface is at least 0.5" to prevent from sticking out the underside
BrowneePointz: that I can't think of the name of
asddsa28: ram truck add
asddsa28: aww
arbysgaming38: the comeback is real
KWardJenx: The swings!
KWardJenx: This is some high drama
Ehrin_CB: Actually curious about the maintence the board needs. Just like a natural waxing every now and then?
DoomBringerIL: Paul has an amazing head of hair.... i'm so jelly @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePointz: The rock song sounded like Paris by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Chesul: It kinda matters where the lines are, since in the image you can take the direct shot.
ShifuDaxiongmao: so wheeler did the number 2
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
ShifuDaxiongmao: the trick shot number :D
ContingentCat: wat
Twilight_Spark: uwu on ewe violence
Lord_Hosk: The whole said NO!
KeytarCat: Visually matching the setup is going to be super hard, but the shots are arranged such that the angles are simple
ShifuDaxiongmao: is that bonus point or points taken away for attempted violence? :P
KeytarCat: I didn't know Crokinole had ground rule doubles
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh god... 3D crokinole.
Mazrae: Playing 3d Nole?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Reginald Barkley's Shut Up and 'Nole"
TheAinMAP: a
vinewood_og: I am not cleaning the bio-filters after
Chesul: Crokinol3D would need to be played in zero G.
definenull: a
Lord_Hosk: Welcome to the highlight real
Lord_Hosk: reel
SomebodyNowhere: harmonize
betweenmyself: AAAAAH riffScream
Marvoleath: !clip
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TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME jlrrDance jlrrDance3 jlrrDance lrrAWESOME
ShifuDaxiongmao: Neon Genesis Evanginole
SomebodyNowhere: how did that miss everything
SomebodyNowhere: wow
7gorobei: i want a cup of that thetan's piss
ShifuDaxiongmao: lrrFINE
Ehrin_CB: need a mid 2000s "sports comedy" just called Crokinole
vinewood_og: You a cold ass honky
SomebodyNowhere: is this the comeback
NotCainNorAbel: nice shot
Strebenherz: oof
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
vinewood_og: lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: How?!?
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Secure the global bio-economy.
ShifuDaxiongmao: going to laugh if team Nole gets next round with precisely 5 points :D
Lord_Hosk: 100 point game right here
twistedsylvan: from Escafloune?
MaladyDark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
MaladyDark: you really do have the nicest board
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Makoforte: can someone gently shove ian for that terrible joke
Ehrin_CB: finger model Ian
vinewood_og: Phrasing?
Lobo_Apache: Custards Last Stand should be literally the weakest of all stands just to be lore accurate
Despoiler98: nice SHOT
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
Lord_Hosk: Custer was a terrible officer and should be shamed every time he is brought up, he was only a brevet general for 3 days as a favor to his family before being demoted back to captain, and only a Lt Col because the Army was reduced to less than 1000 people at the time.
TheDevil_Risen: aahhhh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
betweenmyself: AAAAAAAAAAUGH riffScream
MrGibberish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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Lobo_Apache: @Lord_Hosk you have my love and respect for this knowledge. <3
TheDevil_Risen: Semitone kinda life I want something else to get me through this
TheDevil_Risen: semitone kinda life :D
vinewood_og: lrrJUDGE
betweenmyself: ohnoAlf redo
TheDevil_Risen: Clean!
TheDevil_Risen: what a shot Paul!
TheDevil_Risen: *clap clap clap clap*
vinewood_og: Fight forever!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Crok Lee?
MadWolf1290 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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SomebodyNowhere: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
BrowneePointz: Hear me out
BrowneePointz: Never a bad time for Pho
Cptasparagus: Ben and Adam were talking about going across the hole last night
SomebodyNowhere: sink it
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #7624: "I hate these stupid holes." —James [2021-06-01]
TheAwkes: Ian "I want the hole" Horner
MadWolf1290: nowhere near enough momentum
vinewood_og: Solid
SomebodyNowhere: the comeback
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO!
varmintx0: gg
TheDevil_Risen: ggs gentlemen!
Diabore: fantastic comeback
vinewood_og: GG
KWardJenx: GGs!
phoenixfeather14: GG!
ShifuDaxiongmao: a 100point comeback :D
Aarek: sergeGG
ShifuDaxiongmao: from 10 to 110
Makoforte: i think i wanna try this some time
TheDevil_Risen: its a really cool drinking game
TheDevil_Risen: for sure
Ehrin_CB: I figured they would have one of these in every Canadian Bar
Makoforte: we need to get crokinole parlors set up like mahjong parlors
vinewood_og: SU&SD shout out!!
Diabore: james practicing
NotCainNorAbel: What is Paul's shirt?
ShifuDaxiongmao: if you hole, the other team both drink... if you whiff, you drink per button that you remove? :D
definenull: its just the right amount competitiveness to remain interesting but still allows you to just banter
Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream gents
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Paul
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for filling in Paul, love seeing your face <3
Marvoleath: !patreon
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SomebodyNowhere: !findquote warehouse
LRRbot: Quote #6664: "Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
TheDevil_Risen: I look forward to paying for more sea shanties next DB too :)
ShifuDaxiongmao: the magic turns shirt is also a good buy for mtg players :)
ghyllnox: I got a pin I wanted and was sad I missed out on!
vinewood_og: File not found!
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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vinewood_og: Thanks all!!
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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ShifuDaxiongmao: wasn't a mini bus in the plans for a bit later this year? :)
Simriel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
Simriel: 80 months? That's so many months
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TheDevil_Risen: yeah we can tell the diff
Ehrin_CB: it really does look nice
TheDevil_Risen: its great
CaptainSpam: smooooooooth
SnackPak_: crisp
TheDevil_Risen: apart from the buffer for Aussie net but its minimal
SomebodyNowhere: chillpoint gonna cover the switch 2 things
SomebodyNowhere: ?
ghyllnox: Oh is that why everything looks a little floaty, neat
BrowneePointz: but we have nimtemdo to talk about
definenull: and beej and heather will be here to talk about the switch 2 news right? right? \lh
ShifuDaxiongmao: nothing important happened anyways... ignore switch 2 news :D
ContingentCat: Oooo
Juliamon: It would be cruel to have a Checkpoint without Beej this week
TheDevil_Risen: only 155 skipped frames
vinewood_og: WutFace
Gekyouryuu: chillpoint this week is just an hour of silence and whiskey
definenull: 8 player?
ShifuDaxiongmao: I dare wheeler to build 5c good stuff :D
definenull: PridePog dargons!
SomebodyNowhere: indika is crazy
The_Color_Twelve: its a trip
vinewood_og: The opposite of..m
SomebodyNowhere: convent
HadesLeprechaun: very story based slightly puzzle game
vinewood_og: AC: Theresa?
Makoforte: oh, the bleak nun mystery
HadesLeprechaun: nun figuring out their relationship with religion
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
niccus: fromsoft classic
definenull: souls-likes are technically rhythm games too, right?
TheDevil_Risen: Lost Kingdoms? Fromsoft game?
TheDevil_Risen: woww
Makoforte: i remember this one existing but never got to play it
NotCainNorAbel: overwhelmingly positive
TheDevil_Risen: sick, look forward to that one Wheeler :)
SomebodyNowhere: crossing the repo
HadesLeprechaun: they've updated it!
Brozard: James, did you get the modded DS for Chrono Trigger?
SnackPak_: Graham did homework
niccus: despite the thumbnail it's muppet-oriented
definenull: that's hubris from G
ShifuDaxiongmao: they have lso updated the game :)
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
HadesLeprechaun: they seem to have gotten feedback on the logo, and changed it on Steam
TheDevil_Risen: Oooh shiot
MadWolf1290: "oh no."
matthaus_c: Wheeler likes Magic?
TheDevil_Risen: let wheelr in :)
NotCainNorAbel: but my podcast....
ShifuDaxiongmao: "famjam, with guest star Wheeler"
LordZarano: There's some better images for R.E.P.O. on https://www.steamgriddb.com/game/5478421/grids
definenull: ;_; podcast on a 1 week break
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Oh wow, James, you pronounced it correctly!
KWardJenx: Great stream! Love the 'Nole
SomebodyNowhere: :(
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote bits
LRRbot: Quote #161: "It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason." —Cameron [2015-04-16]
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MadWolf1290: nope
SnackPak_: nah
ShifuDaxiongmao: playlist ran out?
NimrodXIV: <3
TheDevil_Risen: *claps*
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby Paul
TheDevil_Risen: <3
CaptainSpam: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Brozard: cypher1Clapping cypher1Clapping cypher1Clapping cypher1Clapping
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
ghyllnox: Yaaaay
TheAinMAP: maisyClap
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SomebodyNowhere: lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
KWardJenx: Huzzah for Paul!
thebuzzstreams: praise the paul!
vinewood_og: ApPaulse?
calculated_uncertainties: Love on cam Paul
SomebodyNowhere: this is why he's paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: we appreciate the rare Crokipaul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TheDevil_Risen: we appreciate you Paul!
vinewood_og: lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
serramarkov: Thanks, all!
Simriel: I feel we dont get enough On Screen Paul tbh
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
dumbo3k: @Simriel On Screen Paul is always a delightful treat lrrPAUL