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nymistrya: Have we Gathered, for The Magic?
Brozard: I'm curious to draft this myself
bytecaster: Branding
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wedge_x: to be fair no one knows how commerce works in America rn
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Snouut: is there going to be a loading time for the new warehouse? @loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: It's not on my end
bytecaster: Ready the memory hole!
Juliamon: Snouut They don't physically interact with the warehouse
Juliamon: it's a third party
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TheBearBee: But just some things Everything right?
bytecaster: Clear the Caches! I repeat! Clear the caches!
wordnerdify: sometimes website changes take time to disseminate
Redbassist: lrrFINE
Juliamon: The ENTIRE STORE
ShaneLeeAtk: Got to give replication a bit of time
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couchboyj: Despite the extra time, I don't think I'll be able to get down to an XS for the shirts that haven't sold yet :(
Earthenone: everything must go!
Foxmar320: If I had cash I would
bytecaster: CTRL+F5 your browser!
IbunWest: i will clear all of my cash
Akaiatana: Clear your cache! Spend your cash!
TheBearBee: April 7 LLR Shuts down confirmed
chillwizard93: April 8th is payday :( :(
TheBearBee: Pack it up
Snouut: thanks paul TwitchConHYPE
Juliamon: Oh, so it does!
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Juliamon: I'll update !sale for that
bytecaster: War of the spark also has a big dragon on the cover, so it's on theme!
Diabore: midweek magic
Mr_Horrible: more like SNORE of the Spark (I have nothing against the format I just wanted to make the joke)
Bugberry: Ugin/Bolas, both relevant
Diabore: ends at *checks notes* 2pm moonbase time
wedge_x: lucksDab
Chartle: nicol bolas is in the set i believe
bytecaster: There is also an Ugin planeswalker in this set!
hiFunko: That was a big plainswalker set right?
Mr_Horrible: sure was
Mr_Horrible: first one with uncommon walkers, and walkers with static abilities
Agnememnon: why is the background a pigmy hippo?
BrowneePointz: This was another oopsie doopsie set
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible and triggered abilities.
Diabore: so many static abilities...
Earthenone: its a house hippo
BrowneePointz: that's THE Phelldariff
RatherLargeToad: I blame the Simic
bytecaster: Yes!
BrowneePointz: !card phel
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Chartle: yeah
Bugberry: This set also had Proliferate and Amass
BrowneePointz: yes
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry oh, true, I just meant, like, rules text other than their activateds lrrLUL
hiFunko: ooh right yeah
spawnofhastur: is moo deng a larval stage pheldagriff?
hiFunko: amass was fun
Snouut: If on the store there is no sizes of t-shirts and such I assume there won't be a restock before the sale ends right?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible basically non-Loyalty abilities.
bytecaster: Sniped
Juliamon: Correct
Mr_Horrible: yeyeye
Juliamon: What's there is there
Bugberry: any permanents, including lands
bytecaster: I really enjoyed that Bontu in an aristocrats deck
lkt3190: just letting you know the link didn’t work right on blue sky
bytecaster: Gotta get the Kronch Wrangler to match though!
A_NO0B: mowu, whats this?
IbunWest: i only have regular bees PrideUwu
DaniellNaruta: this was also very big on amass and proliferate
bytecaster: Mowu is sooo buff
Bugberry: This set had lots of "noncreature spells" to work with casting Planeswalkers.
Chartle: mowu whats this
Featherweight_: dog too buff
Ilaian: I like a guy that comes in with a bonus guy (aven)
Agnememnon: I only have zombdees
Foxmar320: Buff Doggo
Juliamon: Mowu is like from Silver Fang Gin
hiFunko: Disturbing Kangaroo pictures? there's no such thing
TheWriterAleph: :V
bytecaster: Imagine being Spellkeeper Weird and seeing how often Spellgorger Weird gets reprinted.
corefluxx: Tromple
vinewood_og: Don't search that
hiFunko: I checked, we all agree
drewm1022: No you don't.
DaniellNaruta: superd93Matilda superd93Matilda superd93Matilda superd93Matilda superd93Matilda @hiFunko
Bugberry: Grazer! the subtle menace of Standard.
KingOfDoma: The first word I made out coming into the stream was "proliferate nonsense". ... yeah, gonna be a good day
bytecaster: Going all in on proliferate, just gotta find the Mill Ashiok and we are in business
theguardianotter: skulker is nb
theguardianotter: the sparvest
TheBearBee: I remeber Harvest ebing good
KingOfDoma: Oh, they're nonbinary? Good for them accepting themselves!
BrowneePointz: she brought it with her
BrowneePointz: literally
theguardianotter: opportunist is another late game sink
DaniellNaruta: Storm the Citadel was very useful to me *once*, the rest of the time it was just too expensive
bytecaster: Tax them a little, get a zomblebee
A_NO0B: fblthp
BrowneePointz: Eternal Skylord?
Bugberry: !card spark reaper
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Spark Reaper
bytecaster: I still hope we can find Ashiok, I loved milling people out with them in this format
theguardianotter: aven eternal is also a good pickup
BrowneePointz: you have the borderless variant unlocked
BrowneePointz: probably from Mastery years back
BrowneePointz: that Vivien was a very standard playable card
bytecaster: Conjurant loves a good plan, contentious even
Derthon: Hey! As big Leslie Nielsen fan, I loved last weeks friday nights!
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theguardianotter: t months?
BrowneePointz: Also that new Naked Gun dropped it's first teaser today
Bugberry: neoforming into Bontu would be hilarious
BrowneePointz: Good Timing on that Friday Nights!
BrowneePointz: seems about par for the course. Executivtes have killed the art of the Trailer
hiFunko: Yeah that's spot on
Robot_Bones: Makes things non-escapable
Featherweight_: that guy does work, blocks all day
raulghoulia: seth macfarlane and Liam Neeson have a good history together
TheAwkes: That ending gag I really liked, the rest was too... Seth McFarlane-y?
theguardianotter: pack three liliana lets go
RayFK: Pack three ashiok lets go
RayFK: Mill em
Robot_Bones: If you'd taken all the Liliana's triumphs you'd have open Lili for sure
Diabore: yes
theguardianotter: not tyrants scorn?
RayFK: Sure
ztghostie: yes
RayFK: It's really good
RatherLargeToad: Nissa, Who Wins the Game
hiFunko: he directed popstar too
A_NO0B: globe
adept_nekomancer: Pack 3 Sultai pivot?
Featherweight_: as a treat
tsp397: Is it that good if you're splashing?
Bugberry: Her triggered ability only works if you have a bunch of other forests though.
Trahas: this incredibly good planeswalker that is better with forests
samu_btdp1985: Remember JACE mind sculpture
bytecaster: Just a globe and a wish
Mangledpixel: boop
ztghostie: @Bugberry who cares, 3/3 vigilance every turn
A_NO0B: plus when you have nissa you only need one forest for double green!
RatherLargeToad: probably can’t
RayFK: What that one does is not get played in Limited
Voidhawk42: @RatherLargeToad Reminds me of my favourite saga: Kioria Bests A Game Of Limited
theguardianotter: ooh, harold
Stevie_T: I remember doing the Nissa/Evolution Sage combo at the war pre-release and it's still one the highlights of my time playing magic
Bugberry: Herald!
bytecaster: Harold!
RatherLargeToad: I also like that Nissa because sometimes she’s a frog OSFrog
RayFK: Gleaming
theguardianotter: overseer!
bytecaster: The gloverseer
TomfooleryFox: so dimir, so mindful
Voidhawk42: Look at that screaming zombie horse
RayFK: Never. Take. Augur.
Bugberry: I liked how the Grixis colors each did Amass slightly differently.
NocturnalMissions: Man I have some memories of this set
trainpants: augur of bottoming the top three
drewm1022: One does not simply...
Voidhawk42: "Look at the bottom three cards of your library"
Robot_Bones: Woah a Vanilla creatire
Trahas: I was going to ask if the text on the cards still say Amass or were they changed to Amass Zombies, but I see that they did change them
adept_nekomancer: Tyrant's Corn
theguardianotter: 3rd sparvest?
Bugberry: Domri
Robot_Bones: Domri]
Voidhawk42: Domri Rade
theguardianotter: domri?\
MarkovDescendant: Domri?
DrLigmaPhD: Domri
RayFK: Domri
bytecaster: Sometimes, sparvest season is over though
Juliamon: Definitely Domri
RatherLargeToad: Domri
BrowneePointz: Domri
RayFK: Yes he did
ipoddodd: Domri Rde
Voidhawk42: Yes he did
Chartle: yeah he did
Juliamon: he hella did
theguardianotter: LMAO
TheWriterAleph: o7
walkeroftales: domri REALLY died
Robot_Bones: Domri did died
ipoddodd: so dead
DrLigmaPhD: Domri is hella dead
Bugberry: Spark Reaper shows this happening too.
Diabore: domri super died
theguardianotter: he got GOT
BrowneePointz: Domri was the FIRST to die
Voidhawk42: Domri and Dack. The death of the Ds
RatherLargeToad: says it on the card
Bugberry: Domri was the sellout
DrLigmaPhD: Yes
theguardianotter: he tried to be
lamina5432: some didn’t show up in mkm for reason
RatherLargeToad: He was a useful idiot
TheWriterAleph: Domri pulled a, "well they certainly will let ME live"
walkeroftales: Domri was like "Yeah, my boss is here, let's kill civilization!" and bolas was like "Bet. Starting with you, redshirt".
theguardianotter: eyyyy, the corn on the wheel
DrLigmaPhD: Domri is your typical LEPF voter
collectangels: there is also more flavor about this event on soul reaver
Bugberry: The Triumph cycle was a bit odd
GreatGodOm: *throws small rocks at your window*
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Walla_tv: *throws small rocks at your window*
CountSacula: *throws small rocks at your window*
Chartle: to be fair that was after _the event_
Boogerman529: *throws small rocks at your window*
sassygoogle: *throws small rocks at your window*
balaniz: *throws small rocks at your window*
ckiemnstr345: *throws small rocks at your window*
NordicRest: *throws small rocks at your window*
Wa_Pox: voxyWeasel *throws small rocks at your window*
GhostValv: *throws small rocks at your window* voxyWeaselshake
Xarl_: *throws small rocks at your window*
fizzy_djack: *throws small rocks at your window*
tekn0shaman: *throws small rocks at your window*
Earthenone: are the rocks coming?
savorycookie: *throws small rocks at your window*
whiskey_ditzy: *throws small rocks at your window*
elpresbytr: *throws small rocks at your windows*
Drexciya808: voxy lrrJUDGECALL
collectangels: *soul diviner
Drexciya808: LUL
elpresbytr: *attacks canadians*
shortieXV: *throws small rocks at your windows*
Flyingdelorion: Voxy rules!
Ujai321: I cannot believe how committed voxy chatters are
Walla_tv: LUL
Wa_Pox: voxyWeaselshake voxyWeaselshake voxyWeaselshake voxyWeaselshake
theguardianotter: maybe cut the stealth mission or the totally lost?
Joec102589: voxyWeaselshake
NocturnalMissions: the weasel gang's here now?!
Wa_Pox: tarkir was but a figment of our imagination
CountSacula: @Ujai321 She wont feed us otherwise
theguardianotter: ship it
elpresbytr: voxyWeaselshake
couchboyj: This is the time Chandra was liking manly men, so maybe Nissa just read the WotS novel
DaniellNaruta: Does the War of the Spark draft right before the return of Ugin hit at the return of Bolas?
bytecaster: Perfect deck, sadly no Ashiok
theguardianotter: lets amass some zombles
Xarl_: voxyWeaselshake
Drexciya808: LUL .
GhostValv: voxyWeaselshake
Earthenone: looks stoat-y to me
BrowneePointz: it's a SToat
TheArbysMeat: PartyHat PartyHat
Juliamon: Maybe a marten?
BrowneePointz: I think
wedge_x: "Nice marmot."
adept_nekomancer: Stoat is so very caffeinated
control_rig: It's a stoat?
ztghostie: ashiok+a way to recur them
MarkovDescendant: I agree, it is a Stoat
elpresbytr: Best Worst Card of All Time
iris_of_ether: Ashiok was rude
ztghostie: lights out
DrLigmaPhD: Call a biologist
MarkovDescendant: Ermine is a Stoat
Walla_tv: voxyRealpepe
shortieXV: its a fur snake
bytecaster: @iris_of_ether Exaclty, it's why I liked drafting them!
theguardianotter: and if they survived you could mill them for like 20 over the course of 5 turns
r10pez10: giant voxy emote isn't real and can't hurt me
shortieXV: its for sure not a mink
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW
DaniellNaruta: Reading the Emote explains the Emote?
Drexciya808: they’re all voxes to me
bytecaster: I feel like we won't be able to extract charity from that cat
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theguardianotter: please let us draw cruelty asap
bytecaster: You can sac land for cards with Bontu, which might be nice
pleonasticTautology: good afternoon
shortieXV: gifter, I hardly know her
theguardianotter: buts
Bugberry: Before Bargain, Bontu was one of the few ways in Black to sacrifice Enchantments.
theguardianotter: that helps a lot
bytecaster: Kitty is getting lost
shortieXV: "baby jail" ~voxy chatters
pleonasticTautology: little alex horne :(
Chartle: actually greg davies is the taskmaster
NocturnalMissions: love a good taskmaster. favorite season?
PorpoisesUnknown: they did a marvel Taskmaster cross-over??
GreatGodOm: Surely Corey means Greg Davies....
Flyingdelorion: Just Sac 6 lands with Bontu and draw 6 cards what could go wrong?
theguardianotter: how many lands we wanna sac?
ztghostie: !schedule
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adept_nekomancer: Cat's back on the escalator
Drexciya808: draw 2 Kreygasm
LathosTiran: hurk hurk hurk.....
Bladinus: working on a hairball...
iris_of_ether: *urk urk urk*
Robot_Bones: Giant Fur ball incoming
shortieXV: also it might be "presenting" position
Akaiatana: Move to carpet step.
bytecaster: I don't want the fur ball a 10/10 makes
theguardianotter: oh
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster imagine the "coughing up a furball" sound but so loud it echoes through a plane
Bugberry: God on God
bytecaster: That Oketra is sooooo rude
Diabore: welp good game
NocturnalMissions: God fight!
Diabore: go next?
GredGredmansson: god on god violence
DrLigmaPhD: Point is the cat either wants to fight, puke, or is bricked up
RatherLargeToad: Oketra, Who Does Not Have Reach
bytecaster: No reach though, controversially
Brozard: I have zero confidence in my deck lol
PorpoisesUnknown: "incredibly deceased" lol
theguardianotter: no reach tho
Drexciya808: hey well she may not be wrong yet!
xVoxtric: usually archers would have reach too
Walla_tv: yikes
bytecaster: Opponent needs to STOP
NocturnalMissions: Yikes the power
Bugberry: @xVoxtric not in White
RatherLargeToad: Despite being huge and an archer
theguardianotter: this sucks man
Drexciya808: lol
LinguineGenie: harold? of the dreadhorde? is that you??
tsp397: Opponent has all the white bombs in the format
Flyingdelorion: Save us Herald!
GredGredmansson: hi harold
Earthenone: hi harrold
shortieXV: they are racing! but like... foot vs vehicle
ContingentCat: hi harold
Drexciya808: I held out hope lol
tekn0shaman: quick, sneak a sunfall into your deck
Diabore: yes
xVoxtric: @Bugberry they don't print archers in white because they won't give them reach - oketra is not an archer mechanically but depicts with a bow. the joke is about the art, not mechanics of the game.
Diabore: oh we were dead, they decided not to kill us
bytecaster: Going to 1?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: technically, no, but emotionally, yes
Bugberry: @xVoxtric White has had Archers that do other things, like Brigid from Lorwyn which has First Strike and does direct damage to creatures that are attacking.
Drexciya808: makes sense
bytecaster: Flunge and hope they dont block?
shortieXV: I like the part where they played magic cards
chaostreader: @bytecaster They don’t need to.
xVoxtric: @Bugberry you're missing the point of my comment by mile
pleonasticTautology: i DID get my mtg phase (scrub edition) t-shirt on
GreatGodOm: I don't think that we succeeded in our task...
pleonasticTautology: so flunge IS a turn phase
LathosTiran: always allow your opponent to make mistakes
Featherweight_: ball!
GreatGodOm: Augur of Bolas? I love looking at the bottom 3 cards of my deck!
Bugberry: @xVoxtric I got your point, I'm just saying they do print White creatures with type Archer that have bows in their art without Reach.
adept_nekomancer: But now the roads are hexproof
xVoxtric: @Bugberry and my point is that oketra is not an archer by type but just a joke about the art
Drexciya808: born slippy
xVoxtric: @Bugberry I will not being responding to you further
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Earthenone: isent mayham devil one month early?
Robot_Bones: Devil May Ham
collectangels: I love the unicycle devil
Bugberry: @xVoxtric okay, just wanted to clarify that I know the joke, I've just heard a lot of people ask that seriously.
Drexciya808: Rakdos for days
Flyingdelorion: Devil may Cheese
Featherweight_: hearts on fire, great desire
theguardianotter: who up amassing they army
alchemistsavant: omg me
Drexciya808: I’m a mass
loona898: love amass
alchemistsavant: you should knock bolas ov-exactly!
Drexciya808: arena has been upping its game on the score
Drexciya808: cinematic music
Robot_Bones: Heart Fire, you've been caught up in the Heart Fire
bytecaster: Only Scorn now
adept_nekomancer: At least we still have the corn.
bytecaster: m'spreaper
JKBalch: Spreepers keepers
alchemistsavant: jeepers spreepers
Drexciya808: lrrFINE
bytecaster: ball is life after all
Featherweight_: lazatap those eyes
LathosTiran: PrideWorld ball
MegaDosX: Did you see the nefarious rock pet for April Fool's Day?
Bugberry: I just realized it wasn't Spark Reaper that showed Domri, it was Soul Diviner
GreatGodOm: Dear Dr G, are there any plans to bring back the TTC nickname episodes? Or have they been shelved permanently?
DrLigmaPhD: Weird little combo maker card
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I was so busy that day I forgot to check Arena. I missed the rock pet in the store the first time.
bytecaster: If they printed ghost form now, it would have flash
Drexciya808: not quite the trick yeh
MegaDosX: @Bugberry It's such a dumb little pet, I love it
bytecaster: Extractor pointing at extractor!
Drexciya808: awesome
bytecaster: But only 5 life
Bugberry: Ghost Form getting around Exile is rarely relevant but when it does it's amazing.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Drexciya808: LUL
GredGredmansson: DJ Bolas's Party Palace!
EJGRgunner: oh hey. I just noticed the "Who the heck are we?" section of the twitch page is out of date. Says Friday Nights is on hiatus.
Bugberry: They can also sac stuff eventually. People forget it has an activated ability.
Trahas: yeah they have 16 permanents right now
bytecaster: I feel like citadel isn't that great in draft
MegaDosX: !card bolas's citadel
LRRbot: Bolas's Citadel [3BBB] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. / {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.
Flyingdelorion: It's nonland permanents
Trahas: oh nonland
loufghyslaufey: Welp, they have to cast their next- nevermind.
GredGredmansson: oh NONLAND
bytecaster: With celebrant triggers it might be lethal, but they are still off
LurkerSpine: Can you sac Citadel too or no?
loufghyslaufey: Heh, theys at one
GredGredmansson: i think Citadel itself counts
Flyingdelorion: I had the citadel in my draft yesterday and I became painfully aware of that....
Trahas: with cruel celebrant citadel gets more interesting
bytecaster: Dead on board again
Chartle: if you get a noncreature you could counter your own spell
bytecaster: on board-ish
Chartle: but that works too
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I forgot it's not uh... Convolute Counterprint
Drexciya808: bayonet the survivors
loufghyslaufey: Shake hand OP
Drexciya808: gg
Flyingdelorion: GG
MegaDosX: Casting Citadel at five life was a bold move, and I applaud it
theguardianotter: man that was a game
GreatGodOm: It still lets you play lands off the top..
bytecaster: If you have Citadel, you wanna cast it, even if ill-advised
Flyingdelorion: I just hit level 69, sadly there is no achievement for that...
Bugberry: I recently got the achievo for winning with an empty library, got a UG self-mill deck in Jump-In.
MegaDosX: This hand sucks
Drexciya808: who ever had to mute anyone on arena .. one can barely communicate anything lol
bytecaster: Arena is being rude
MegaDosX: Graham did you remember to put swamps in your deck
theguardianotter: from mha??
DrLigmaPhD: He drinks your mind
Bugberry: !card mirko
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mirko, Obsessive Theorist; Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker
Robot_Bones: Better than the mind taker
theguardianotter: i was hoping the bunny hero
pleonasticTautology: miiiind takiiiing
TheBearBee: Beat me to the mind taker
GreatGodOm: "I'm trying to drink here, do you mind?"
BrowneePointz: i don't think Cori and Graham watch Green Naruto and Angry Sasuke
Drexciya808: LUL
ekplayscards: big time agree
pleonasticTautology: harvey birdman RULES
drewm1022: PEANUT
Xafty: my hero academia
Robot_Bones: My Hero Academia
BrowneePointz: My Hero Academia
GredGredmansson: MHA probably
bytecaster: Isn't regular Sasuke already angry?
LathosTiran: did you get that thing i sent you? Kappa
CountSacula: D:
GhostValv: D:
r10pez10: Modern Horizons: Alpha
BrowneePointz: welp it's been a good 6 years. So long
Drexciya808: except in barbershop format
ekplayscards: i feel horrible but i learned of harvey birdman from legal eagle and im thankful that he introduced me to it
ArdCollider: lrrWOW
Trahas: @bytecaster he was more dark and edgy then angry
MegaDosX: lmao rekt Brownee
GredGredmansson: @bytecaster Sasuke is internalized anger, Bakugo is externalized
shortieXV: isn't sausageke like inherently angry?
Bugberry: Sasuke is angry more subtly
EvilBadman: "Who are you and how did you get into my house"
frozenphoenix7: My Hero Academia I think?
Xafty: @bytecaster regular sasuke is angsty, common mistake
DrLigmaPhD: MHA kinda actively turned me off early on
Robot_Bones: it HIT!?!
Bugberry: @Xafty brooding even.
theguardianotter: yayyy
bytecaster: Harold on Harold violence? :O
theguardianotter: whoops
RatherLargeToad: MHA should have ended after the school festival. went way downhill after that
MegaDosX: Are you sure?
Drexciya808: dialed
bytecaster: How bad could a rare simic flier possibly be?
GredGredmansson: mythic, isn't it?
MegaDosX: Flashbacks to Hydroid Krasis
MegaDosX: Though that was a mythic
DrLigmaPhD: By today's standards its downright balanced
alchemistsavant: oh hydroid
GreatGodOm: Simic skyswallower hasn't seen play in decades..
Earthenone: today, thats an uncommon
theguardianotter: oh no! our edge! its bleeding!
BrowneePointz: Hello Cori how art thou. I have been banned from talking to Mr Stark
r10pez10: any trygon predator enjoyers in chat
Drexciya808: got trades for days
Drexciya808: @r10pez10 LUL
Drexciya808: @r10pez10 yes :|
r10pez10: hell ye
Akaiatana: Amass is for blockers
MegaDosX: Cultivating Amass
BrowneePointz: Sorry Graham I take the terms of my exile seriously. wait...FOILED AGAIN
MegaDosX: Graham I think you're in trouble
Agnememnon: I Thought Amass was a streamer
Flyingdelorion: They're amassing harder...
bytecaster: I'm sure we can turn it around
theguardianotter: i dont know if we're getting out of this one boss
xem1oo: I think I played against you just recently, I was playing the desperation Bolas deck
bytecaster: Maybe not
MegaDosX: RIP
bondeulv: banding?
Drexciya808: Ojeez
raulghoulia: they will never bring back banding
xem1oo: 5life and a dream
Flyingdelorion: Next time, Gadget!
MegaDosX: Oh were you the Bolas Citadel person?
Diabore: citadel on 5
bytecaster: We respect it
xem1oo: i got to play it I was happy haha
MegaDosX: I applaud you, friend, Bolas's Citadel at five life was a bold move
Chartle: tbh it helps you go through lands
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that is good
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Earthenone: i wonder if they are related to C3Pniss
ArdCollider: greatest Guardian name I ever saw in Destiny 2 was also startling: "Ronald McRawdog."
xem1oo: was fun, gg!
Brozard: Something tells me I won't get to play against you this round
bytecaster: Now they can never leave!
alchemistsavant: and his best friend C3PissedOff
xem1oo: @MegaDosX Thanks for the gift sub!
DrLigmaPhD: Boku no Gyro Academia
dabudder: @bytecaster living it up at the hotel loadingrunya?
lamina5432: I heard anime
shortieXV: he works at UPS
bytecaster: There is also mushroom girl!
bytecaster: Oooh, and sound effect guy!
BrowneePointz: and then there's a girl who can reverse gravity. she's not allowed to do ANYTHING cool
DrLigmaPhD: There is just Man with Tail who Fight Good
theguardianotter: op certainly has cards in their deck
BrowneePointz: EVER
GredGredmansson: Denim Man is CRACKED
lamina5432: did you see the sub story that boku no hero is getting
MegaDosX: Cori you are makingthis up
Brozard: Best Jeanist is GREAT
frameshifty: and best jeanist is like the #3 top hero isn't he?
adept_nekomancer: Does he have Denimwalk?
Bugberry: more or less dumb than stilt man?
theguardianotter: dont you be knocking my boy
DrLigmaPhD: Is that not a jumpsuit?
Robot_Bones: That's his Name
GredGredmansson: Do you know how many peopl WEAR CLOTHES?
alchemistsavant: isn't he like, a top 3 hero
dabudder: nominative determinism
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePointz "She's not allowed to do anything cool" is unfortunately an explanation of pretty much all female characters unfortunately
frozenphoenix7: All female MHA characters*
accountmadeforants: I forget how fucking funny BNHA could be early on.
MegaDosX: That cannot be real, what the hell
bytecaster: Angry Sasuke with kempt hair no less
BrowneePointz: and Best Jeanist tells him TO CHILL TEH F OUT
Cyberegg: Best Jeanist is not a teacher, just a pro hero
BrowneePointz: cuz his style SUCKS
Robot_Bones: Only Nintendo is real
Wolfstrike_NL: It's not real, but it can hurt you
GredGredmansson: he does
Dog_of_Myth: hahha
DrLigmaPhD: Why does it look like angry Sauske transitioned?
BrowneePointz: It's fine
lamina5432: there’s some anime issues.
BrowneePointz: it's aggressively fine
adept_nekomancer: It has its moments.
bytecaster: One woman is just big
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shortieXV: its... fun?
frameshifty: it starts out really fun and then just turns into a bit of a slog
raulghoulia: You Say Run is fantastoc
Geldaran: it soooorta is good... it's very anime. so much so that it must be making fun of itself.
accountmadeforants: It's pretty much constantly on a downward trend.
frozenphoenix7: It starts pretty solid
Voidhawk42: It's either a bad show done well, or a good show done badly, and I can't tell
dabudder: not OP playing demolish in limited
theguardianotter: the fights are good, the plot is... ok
WizardDanceParty: When MHA is at its best, its incredible. It's not always at its best
Bugberry: American comics processed by Japan.
theguardianotter: and thats coming from a FAN of the seires
bytecaster: There is also a naval laser
GredGredmansson: Then there's the chickenman with a living shadow.
theguardianotter: spoilers!
theguardianotter: lol
RatherLargeToad: There’s actually a real award called the “Best Jeanist” that an organization gives out for best wearing of denim. So the name is a pun
wedge_x: don't we all
raulghoulia: All Mights attacks are all state names followed by Smash!
MegaDosX: A naval laser or a navel laser?
theguardianotter: i kid i kid
DrLigmaPhD: There is, sadly, Grape Pervert
lamina5432: he had the power it was just enhanced through experimentation
bytecaster: Grape Pervert is indeed a stain on the series
GredGredmansson: @DrLigmaPhD we try not to talk about grape pervert
theguardianotter: who would you say is worse?
WizardDanceParty: Grape Pervert gets clockwork oranged and stops being so bad
RatherLargeToad: Frog girl needed more screen time
bytecaster: The question is not getting answered
lamina5432: is it wrong is a good show
BrowneePointz: Mineta is so bad
WizardDanceParty: Froppy is best girl
GredGredmansson: So, his sister ISN'T that cute
frozenphoenix7: @lamina5432 I will fight for Danmachi....at least Season 3 and 4.
DrLigmaPhD: I did that in DnD but it was a vampire ex of my character
RatherLargeToad: the show, oddly, features very little picking up of girls in the dungeon
lamina5432: turns out he got picked up outside the dungeon
g0blinslide: that cards so bad
GredGredmansson: good to know
theguardianotter: yes
GredGredmansson: i like the invisible girl
pleonasticTautology: damage doesn't kill creatures, state-based effects kill creatures
bytecaster: Lots of anime is a mistake but sometimes we get Frieren, so it's okay
TheWriterAleph: still in it!
theguardianotter: Toga best girl
TheWriterAleph: oop. sorry.
Lord_Hosk: If damage would be delt to this creature... Is phrased in the form of a question, therefore the answer is double block
Diabore: piss
RatherLargeToad: Hey! Wrong set!
TheBearBee: Hey you got my order finally!
DrLigmaPhD: Sarkhan was having a great time in the war, it seems
adept_nekomancer: I totally misread that card in your hand as "Recursive Sphinx"
WizardDanceParty: They can make another dragon in a slightly different way
GredGredmansson: speaking of did you see what MTG Japan did for april fools
theguardianotter: uhph
MegaDosX: Graham no
Diabore: this reminds me i had a great prerelease with this set, i had 2 sarkhan
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham has demonstrated a loop. I must concede.
MegaDosX: There's an Alchemy card that does that with Ashaya
MegaDosX: !card mythweaver poq
LRRbot: Mythweaver Poq [3G] | Legendary Creature — Cat Shaman [*/*] | Mythweaver Poq's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / Whenever one or more nontoken lands enter under your control, for each of them, conjure a duplicate of it onto the battlefield. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Earthenone: so many sphengies
RatherLargeToad: No, that’s Infinite Recursive Sphinx
GredGredmansson: turns out the Tarkir Elder Dragons were Isekaied to the Duel Masters DragonGirl subseries
theguardianotter: only if theyre level 3 or higher
shortieXV: which REL involves the death sentence?
Marvoleath: when your LGS judge is Judge Dredd
EJGRgunner: Only if the judge's name is Dredd
EvilBadman: The Riddle of the Recursive Sphinx
Bugberry: Granblue Fantasy did a pretty cool thing for April Fools, both the fighting game and mobile.
hackingducks: reminds me of LSV crashing mtgo with o-ring
Diabore: the time limit is how long it takes for the judge to arm themself
g0blinslide: They could make that as an Arena card. Put a card into you hand with +1/+1 more
bytecaster: Lets just hope it has a tail for tail call optimization
GredGredmansson: @shortieXV REL:EASED from this mortal coil
Bruceski: Cursive Sphinx
MegaDosX: Oh opponent is on some shit and I'm here for it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Which combat? Discombat.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: or put a -1/-1 counter on the token for each sphinx you control
Diabore: op doing spice
Lord_Hosk: Cursive sphinx "when this creature enters the battlefield... get squiiiiiigly"
GreatGodOm: Sphinx and bounce a land to make ita 4/3?
Diabore: sphinx and trade with a dragon? i guess?
TheBearBee: As long as the trouble isn't in little chinatown
pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk and cursive sphinx's card text is in comic sans
Voidhawk42: Perhaps a Fractal Sphinx, with "When this creature dies, create a token cop[y of it". Just sphinxes all the way down.
hackingducks: @pleonasticTautology evil.
bytecaster: What set has "get squiggly" as a core mechanic?
GredGredmansson: @Voidhawk42 i thought Fractals were 0/0s that enter with counters on them
Akaiatana: The battlefield becomes Koma
GredGredmansson: @bytecaster probably one of the innistrads
raulghoulia: or write a check!
bytecaster: "How are they supposed to read the constitution if they can't read cursive!?!?"
MegaDosX: RIParoni
Diabore: kids today can read good cursive, not the scratch our grandparents call cursive
Earthenone: yeah i remember asking my mom to read her moms handwriting for me :P
Wiliart: I am afraid with the kids you can stop after "Can't read" Only videos.
bytecaster: Second try at Ashiok!
pleonasticTautology: graham can i make a joke with multiple endings regarding "hearing people complain about not knowing cursive"
RatherLargeToad: Turns out that people who wrote in cursive could still have bad handwriting
vinewood_og: Yeah, I learned cursive. The problem else no one else did according to their penmanship.
theguardianotter: byeee
GreatGodOm: @bytecaster Sadly that document seems increasingly irrelevant these days..
pleonasticTautology: 1. if you're hearing people complain that kids don't know cursive, you need to spend less time in oak bay 2. if you're hearing people complain that kids don't know cursive, you need to take your back medicine
EvilBadman: I am an Old and miss cool artistic signatures
Bruceski: I don't know if it's actually a form of dyslexia, never noticed any issues with print, but the hard part of reading cursive for me is getting the dang letters to stand still. I get halfway through one letter and then my eyes are tracking the one next to it.
vinewood_og: Oww my back!
RatherLargeToad: I’d settle for kids learning how to read anything
Diabore: "ill read cursvie when you read c++"
Lord_Hosk: That was my in-laws exact complaint when I told them the kids weren't being taught cursive "But what if they need to reed old manuscripts?" and I said "what old manuscripts will they need to read" and they said "you know like if they are researching a historical document" and I said 'when in your 70 year life have you done that? Never? ok good"
Bruceski: I think everyone thinks their own cursive is much more legible than it actually is. It's like your own code.
pleonasticTautology: @Bruceski i had to translate my mom's cursive to our teachers/school admins in grade school, because no one could read it
Geldaran: @Bruceski maybe most people, not me. I KNOW my handwritriting is illegible.
r10pez10: i've been learning shorthand and it's wild
pleonasticTautology: i just maintain a solid 120wpm
RatherLargeToad: that’s why I got into computers and programming, so that I don’t have to write things by hand. my handwriting is terrible
pleonasticTautology: i am a writer, a writer of fictions
bytecaster: DinoDance
theguardianotter: my favorite
pleonasticTautology: hello / bonjour
Diabore: Welcome to first draft of the day, nothing happened before this
adept_nekomancer: Odd code errors? I blame the Recursive Sphinx.
theguardianotter: is there going to be a famjam for tarkir?
theguardianotter: yay!
tekn0shaman: hasbro is a small independent company, cant afford a bgiger debugging team
Wiliart: the 8th
theguardianotter: i love the famjam so much
pleonasticTautology: iirc it's on my/jacob's birthday
pleonasticTautology: yeah, tuesday
MegaDosX: Chewsday, innit?
pleonasticTautology: jacob and i have the same birthday, which is wild
MegaDosX: Cori no
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Lord_Hosk: wheller said he wants to be a part of it, BUT DIDNT SIGN UP
TheBearBee: I would but I gotta work
xem1oo: not all of us can defeat you...
Lord_Hosk throws a ball of socks at cori
theguardianotter: 5 color it is
adept_nekomancer: All every color!
EJGRgunner: I haven't caught a FamJam in a while. Is it still good? Still about the Fam? Or is it more about the Jam now?
Earthenone: instructions unclear, 5 color it is
MegaDosX: 5c let's go
Lord_Hosk: They aren't mine! they are hoskling socks that im folding!
MegaDosX: He was first printed in this set
bytecaster: There are so many Niv-Mizzets
aerohydra: yeah tappy cast it on cam at the ppr
theguardianotter: that art isnt from this set
Voidhawk42: 5 Colour Car Crash Time!
MegaDosX: This art is the Multiverse Legends art
aerohydra: its a classic
adambomb625: legally obligated to go 5 color goodstuff
theguardianotter: thats from march of the machine
SirElgar: This looks like the MUL art
Voidhawk42: This is the Niv miz that Tappy hurt Cam with!
MegaDosX: Ob Nixilis Reborn?
pleonasticTautology: @Lord_Hosk just because lrr gave you laundry doesn't mean you can give laundry back :P
RatherLargeToad: That’s the March of the Machine art, I believe
theguardianotter: grab his hate and TWIST it!
collectangels: fire kermit is a realy cool ard
MegaDosX: Niv Reborn is funny but that's such a specific deck in draft
collectangels: *card
alchemistsavant: love spellgorger weird. love the mh3 saga that makes a token version of it
BrowneePointz: yea his normal art is like in the air lookin all resplendent and shiz
bytecaster: But that means we are open to draft Ashiok again!
Bruceski: Gideon's booty is pointed, it's too strong
vinewood_og: Planes in the front, walker in the back?
MegaDosX: Niv normal art
theguardianotter: prowlies?
Lord_Hosk: Pivot into Boros!
theguardianotter: mowu, whats this?
bytecaster: Buff dog?
Akaiatana: MoWubrg?
Featherweight_: strong dog
BrowneePointz: that song legitimately rips
theguardianotter: standard allstar
RatherLargeToad: The eyes!
EJGRgunner: Arboreal Grazer. which LSV once called "Time Walk"
KaleidoscopeMind: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
theguardianotter: the sleast
collectangels: sloth came later
Marvoleath: it was a beast until Fallout
shushu2539: sloth with a fish face
MegaDosX: It was just a beast for a good while yeah
adept_nekomancer: Wrangle that Kronch
DrLigmaPhD: Grazer looks like the energy of a disappointed deep breath.
LathosTiran: arena casually rewriting history
theguardianotter: i hope we get more sloths
Bugberry: Sloths are funny
aerohydra: can we get giant prehistoric sloths
aerohydra: thatd be my wish
Akaiatana: Sloth is new, but avarice and greed are older
BusTed: LUL
collectangels: And we lost Naga for that^^
DrLigmaPhD: Clown wasn't even UB
Dog_of_Myth: But now we can get Doctor Sloth
Bugberry: !card megasloth
LRRbot: Did you mean: Lumbering Megasloth; Hungry Megasloth
pleonasticTautology: @Dog_of_Myth good morning ,how are you, i'm doctor sloth
s0lesurviv0r: can't wait for Aliens to re-appear in Edge of Eternity
LathosTiran: all changlings are doctors
DrLigmaPhD: Relic Sloth?
BrowneePointz: there's one in Aetherdrift
seepete: All changlings are now technically time lords
adept_nekomancer: Yeah, we need normal creature types, like "fish octopus crab"
EvilBadman: Unswerving Sloth in Aetherdrift
MegaDosX: !card lumbering megasloth
LRRbot: Lumbering Megasloth [{10}GG] | Creature — Sloth Mutant [8/8] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each counter among players and permanents. / Trample / This creature enters tapped.
theguardianotter: im not a real doctor but i am a real sloth
Bugberry: Robot is also recent
Marvoleath: Jumpstart had the other megasloth
MegaDosX: Hungry Megasloth is Foundations Jumpstart
Marvoleath: Unfinity has a sloth, but it was printed just as a beast then
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey Graham, dispite you telling us not to leave during the break, I did, and moved pc's, I'm terribly sorry
RatherLargeToad: Will we get more Balloons in Final Fantasy?
RatherLargeToad: would work for the Bombs
aerohydra: nah, need a chrono trigger set for balloons
hiFunko: What's the running count on how many individual cards MTG has produced?
DrLigmaPhD: how many megasloths of RAM do you have?
Bugberry: 40k made Necron, Tyranid and Astartes creature types.
Marvoleath: !card unswerving sloth
LRRbot: Unswerving Sloth [3WW] | Creature — Sloth Mount [5/5] | Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gains indestructible until end of turn. Untap all creatures you control. / Saddle 4
Bruceski: Looking at the art I don't think the artist was given the "mega" part of hungry megasloth. Cute sloth tho.
Marvoleath: is the new sloth
hiFunko: design wise, not physically
MegaDosX: Kibler has a Mowu commander deck that has been pretty gross when he's played it on Commander at Home
LathosTiran: tap gold saucer, make a 1/1/ balloon
bytecaster: Kronch for the Wrangler, nice!
theguardianotter: !card hungry megasloth
LRRbot: Hungry Megasloth [2G] | Creature — Sloth Beast [3/3] | Reach / {2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
alchemistsavant: the mowu art from foundations jumpstart is the cutest thing
theguardianotter: big grabbies
bytecaster: Megasloth has reach, but Oketra doesn't
Marvoleath: It's mutating cause ikoria?
bytecaster: #skillissue
MegaDosX: What a literal demonstration of the Reach keyword
NocturnalMissions: nah it's got reeeeeeeeeeach
Bruceski: oh, you're right
collectangels: @hiFunko In paper there are currently 29,483 individual cards
Erdeanmich: biiiiig streeeetch
Bugberry: that's a real reach for reach
hiFunko: @collectangels dang!
TheBearBee: You flying with your buddies in the red zone and then suddenly a glowing blue arm reaches out of nowhere and grabs you
pleonasticTautology: camel up super cup
theguardianotter: camel up super cup!
Lord_Hosk: HOLLLLLY WHAT? GRAHAM GRAHAM GRAHAM.... there is a new Naked gum movie, the trailer just dropped, with Liam Neeson
DrLigmaPhD: Uh oh, slothies
BrowneePointz: you're saying that in the same cadence as "I like beeeeeeeef"
Lord_Hosk: Naked gun
EvilBadman: He hath seent it, Hosk
hiFunko: although it would be very Naked Gun to have been here for the discussion, but only react to it now
theguardianotter: BIG SNEK GOD
NornsFelidar: I don't think your colours are as open as you want😅
bytecaster: Ooooh, right that Rhonas
MarkovDescendant: Naked Gun has my interest and gives me some hope for it.
theguardianotter: god i love this rhonas
bartimus_thundercask: Didnt know twitch censored naked
Wolfstrike_NL: We also got a 5 minute reveal on the new superman :S
Marvoleath: big Ronnie
SolarBlitz1: Oh heck a lawyer!
rosesmcgee: you big nerd
MegaDosX: Your curve is concerning
Voidhawk42: @Lord_Hosk The trailer has me amused. Having him be the son of the OG Drebin is a great paying respect
theguardianotter: deathsprout my blove
bytecaster: @MegaDosX or perfect?!
Lord_Hosk: My best friend just sent me the trailer, I was not here
BrowneePointz: as of Marvel Rivals, no longer an alter Graham
pleonasticTautology: okay *i* need to watch this trailer
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DrLigmaPhD: "Anyone here dated Moon Knight?" Spiderman: "A bit"
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Erdeanmich: I love moon knight comic quotes that have clearly been edited
theguardianotter: pfff
ArcOfTheConclave: it's the Muskrat?
bytecaster: We might need more 2 drops than a singular Kronch
BrowneePointz: It's not anymore
hiFunko: its within the wheelhouse of old marvel
BrowneePointz: current Season of Marvel Rivals made it canon
raulghoulia: Marvel used to have the trademark on zombie
EvilBadman: or pollenbright, ya need 2 drops
theGuardianOtter: congurant?
Voidhawk42: It's now an ascendant meme - whether or not it happened, Moon Knight now remembers it
iris_of_ether: Vompertunist
theGuardianOtter: what if bigger
aerohydra: monuments to mans folly, or sheds
Akaiatana: Shufflecat!
Foxmar320: I picked up No Worries from you
bytecaster: I portmanteau much more these days!
micalovits: I use "Good question, next question" quite a lot
Earthenone: reminds me of that nickolodean fighting game on checkpint a few years back, where they used a charicter quote from a parody in the game
iris_of_ether: Saying goodbye to dropped things
pleonasticTautology: "everything is fine, there's nothing to worry about, and if anyone asks" is in my vocab
theGuardianOtter: yeah, you all have influenced my vocabulary
tekn0shaman: Voxy has definitely impacted my vocab
trainpants: I said that something "honks" to a friend the other day and it was received favorably
bartimus_thundercask: Make way for piss is definately used more in our household
TheMandrew: i saw oofa doofa a lot, and i've only heard it from you folks
theGuardianOtter: meh-nah-chay
Foxmar320: I do Good Question, Next Question as well now
pleonasticTautology: also one of my partners and i say "it not perfect system"
LathosTiran: "it not perfect system" is practicly a mantra of our church stream
SolarBlitz1: Screaming and cussing
r10pez10: voxyisms
RayFK: Ah yes, my best kill
Wolfstrike_NL: Have the pebbles hit the window yet?
Anubis169: I use one an army drill instructor used to use. "Good question, well presented, well put forward." and then blank
BrowneePointz: Repo with Voxy
theGuardianOtter: so many little magic things
BrowneePointz: would be SO good
Rebbers: Scrussin'
Voidhawk42: Play REPO with her and Amy, that would be a good time
Bruceski: @BrowneePointz The little muppet head flapping
iris_of_ether: That's one of my favorite clips. "Oh hi Graham"
NocturnalMissions: I think you all have affected my vocabulary more than anyone and I'm ok with that
MarkovDescendant: OMG that would be amazing.
lamina5432: do repo or do the 3d amungus
NornsFelidar: please please please more among us with voxie
Anubis169: xxxP xxxPLICIT
Staryx__: Voxy muppet robot talking... OMG the visual LOL
Strebenherz: Good evening
MarkovDescendant: Repo is the best one of those styles of games I've seen y'all play.
Anubis169: ob-vious pick
iris_of_ether: E g g
Bruceski: @iris_of_ether "You made a mistake killing the two loudest people on the stream!"
Rebbers: Voxy'e robot screaming whole the two eyes stare right at you
pleonasticTautology: oh, yeah, cori, the way you annunciate the second g in "egG" is in my household
micalovits: Now you just need an ashiok in pack 3
Erdeanmich: "Better than before" has entered my regular vocab
theGuardianOtter: crocodile?
bytecaster: Big Crocodile though
Anubis169: This is RNGesus saying "DENIED"
NornsFelidar: time to pivot
theGuardianOtter: *tips hat*
Anubis169: oh hello
bytecaster: Big Tree
Earthenone: stay woke vitu ghazi
Juliamon: Well then
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iris_of_ether: M'Gator
LathosTiran: serge, were deckbuilding..."
theGuardianOtter: more 5 drops, eh?
NocturnalMissions: here me out......hasty crocodile
bytecaster: Blulk
NocturnalMissions: ah nevermind
Anubis169: Hulk Smash! manBRO
Voidhawk42: Mysterious Things
Flyingdelorion: Dead?
theGuardianOtter: last we saw was on strixhaven
korvys: I assume
bytecaster: Teaching?
collectangels: Last I heard, she was on Strixhaven
Erdeanmich: "Surprise, have a 9/9" is never not funny
Juliamon: She's keeping busy
NornsFelidar: busy grading papers
EJGRgunner: for some reason I'm picturing Graham texting Kasmina: u up?
theGuardianOtter: mo-why not
jacqui_lantern234: *bangs monkey cage* WAKE UP, CHAT!!! reminder that youre all loved beyond measure!!!!! <3
lamina5432: probably no spark given she was a new planeswalker.
Strebenherz: Uwu more mowo?
Anubis169: Hello this is LRRMtG and this is Croc-a-Pack
RayFK: a kas-ual conversation
pleonasticTautology: aljdhbfgnmb,
frozenphoenix7: Pretty sure Strixhaven was that last we heard anything related to her
dutchmoose: damn
jacqui_lantern234: LUL GRAHAM
Foxmar320: lol
theGuardianOtter: graham
iris_of_ether: !clip
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EJGRgunner: I don't eitehr
micalovits: Moog Graham
Strebenherz: Legit though
Foxmar320: foxmarGG
jacqui_lantern234: GDI GRAHAM NOW I HAVE FANFIC TO WRITE
jacqui_lantern234: Kappa
EvilBadman: "Is she single, is she still sparked?"
NocturnalMissions: Graham liking bookworms huh? It's like he has a type
Dog_of_Myth: Graham i'm trying to eat dinner. I don't need to choke. LUL
MarkovDescendant: Looks like your mana curve is giving us the finger
Brozard: man I'm so bad at draft
theGuardianOtter: cut a bully?
bytecaster: Only spreap consensually though, kids
adept_nekomancer: Creepy Spreepy
jacqui_lantern234: spreepee peepee
Rebbers: Creeping peeper
SolarBlitz1: See now I have Graham laying on his bed on his stomach, chin in hands and legs kicking while asking "I wonder what Kasmina's up to" then a hard swipe cut to Kasmina screaming and fighting the phyrexian invasion
Erdeanmich: God this damn morbin meme is everywhere
Anubis169: I've run out of dots
bytecaster: Creepy peepy is so strong, I say it all the time
bartimus_thundercask: Nasa peepo?
Anubis169: 5555555
tekn0shaman: You may have forgotten about creepy peepy, but creepy peepy hasn't forgotten about you
bytecaster: Another 5 drop?
theGuardianOtter: that bond is good
NocturnalMissions: noooo big crocker
EvilBadman: *cuts a five* Ooooh, another five
pleonasticTautology: spreap, creepy peepy, and coc mods
bytecaster: Spreapers choice
micalovits: Do you need 2 iron bullys?
adept_nekomancer: We might not have enough 3 drops yet. Kappa
jacqui_lantern234: War of the Spreaper
Anubis169: many spreapers for a killing spree..p
MegaDosX: Graham your curve would make Stone Cold proud
theGuardianOtter: or a bully
TramampolineTrumbopoline: Hello LRR and Chat. I hope you're all doing well and or taking care of yourselfs.
pleonasticTautology: would a commander deck made of cards with the Worst Nicknames be tier 1
vinewood_og: Well.....
LathosTiran: eating too many jelly beans
korvys: "under the circumstances"
TramampolineTrumbopoline: James fault
Anubis169: TramampolineTrumbopoline: Congratulations, you are the first user I've ever seen who's nickname has induced name wrapping on my setup
ContingentCat: so it's really James' fault
jacqui_lantern234: gdi cori, now i want an extra bottle of cola
iris_of_ether: Mmmm big cokey
bytecaster: Keepable, gets troll out on 4
pleonasticTautology: @TramampolineTrumbopoline don't bring home more old crutches
iris_of_ether: Honestly could slam a cherry cola
jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether SURELY it'd be the Cokey Pokey :P
MegaDosX: Am Graham OK?
TramampolineTrumbopoline: @Anubis169 simpsons references always wrap maround
iris_of_ether: I think pokeweed is dangerous @jacqui_lantern234
Anubis169: hearsay or heresy?
jacqui_lantern234: LISTEN CORI
TramampolineTrumbopoline: @TramampolineTrumbopoline around** even
jacqui_lantern234: LOTUS BREACH IS FUN
CypherRaze: What is your favorite basic land art treatment?
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bytecaster: Troll, then big tree though
jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth WHAT THE FUCK?!
jacqui_lantern234: HOW DARE
DrLigmaPhD: The Krangler
EvilBadman: Grip it and rip it
TheBearBee: good hiss
alchemistsavant: I'm something of a kronch wrangler myself
Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 Get got nerd. lrrSHINE
shushu2539: oh no, the infamous sloth
MegaDosX: lmao rekt Jacqui
Anubis169: psss-shhhhh--tch
korvys: It knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
bytecaster: His other arm is longer than Oketra is tall
TramampolineTrumbopoline: @pleonasticTautology sorry i missed the meaning
micalovits: Rude!
iris_of_ether: Long long sloth lrrSLOTH
TheBearBee: Ramping? Did they play lay of the land?
ContingentCat: how dare
bytecaster: They are us, but better?!?
LathosTiran: message sent
Anubis169: Mirror Match, start!
DrLigmaPhD: ORB
RayFK: Uh ohhhh, kronchiiiiieeess
Dog_of_Myth: Sending a message Graham
Anubis169: and I'm all outta names
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
adept_nekomancer: "Ow, my kronch!"
RatherLargeToad: That’s a big broccoli
jacqui_lantern234: speak for yourself cori, my cronch is MASSIVE Kappa
pleonasticTautology: @TramampolineTrumbopoline oh, it's from the simpsons, hold on
themercenary1987: Don't know if anyone's said this, but glad to see you're feeling better graham!
pleonasticTautology: @pleonasticTautology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvlrjwrb4Yk
bytecaster: 1080p nose action
RayFK: One day I'll feel that way again
MegaDosX: "Breathing in HD" is such a vivid image
TramampolineTrumbopoline: @pleonasticTautology i meant reference, there is so many i cant remeber them all haha
adept_nekomancer: Breathing at dial-up speed is the worst.
dutchmoose: Breathing in 60 FPS
jacqui_lantern234: SPEAKING OF BREATHING BETTER
iris_of_ether: Same Cori same
EJGRgunner: it's all worth it. we got massively dunk on Serge because of it
bytecaster: Imagine having your nose run on 140p
shushu2539: a Paul Singer card?
Anubis169: Had that about a month ago, ya never miss your lung capacity until you don't have it, eh?
Erdeanmich: Bummed to have missed being overrun by brian?
themercenary1987: Its like that one Friday Nights Episode!
RatherLargeToad: I’m looking forward to seeing how this set drafts
MegaDosX: Mana value zero
bytecaster: Yeah, it's Blast Zones biggest downside
Bugberry: If only they could de-Proliferate
jacqui_lantern234: my lungs are working SO MUCH BETTER post-surgery!!!
BrowneePointz: Aetherspark
Anubis169: isn't that in an Un- set?
bytecaster: Can you make arena actually render a changeling?
Bugberry: There is a combo, not on arena, that can make a typeless permanent.
micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 Wooo! Great news! :D
BrowneePointz: Absolutely longest name ever elemental
RatherLargeToad: Legendary Artifact Planeswalker- Equipment gets up there
Earthenone: !card longest name
LRRbot: Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental [1GG] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
BrowneePointz: from Unhinged
MegaDosX: In terms of typeline there's things like the Reality Chip and the Aetherspark
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 Hooray for functional lungs!
Bugberry: !card old fogey
LRRbot: Old Fogey [GG] | Summon — Dinosaur [7/7] | Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
iris_of_ether: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Erdeanmich: @MegaDosX Both of which are incredibly funny in the german printing
Bugberry: !card customer service
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MarkovDescendant: Did y'all get Angry Dwayne Rock?
NornsFelidar: Apparently "enchantment creature - manticore" was very close to the limit
jacqui_lantern234: @micalovits the day i woke up, i took a breath deeper than my body was used to and threw up
Anubis169: lol
Vandristine: has it ever been confirmed what kind of rock Dwayne Johnson is?
MegaDosX: Is it your dead Leyline Prowler?
Vandristine: Im thinking igneous
SolarBlitz1: Mowu whats this?
korvys: !card Mowu
LRRbot: Mowu, Loyal Companion [3G] | Legendary Creature — Dog [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on Mowu, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
jacqui_lantern234: I SAID WHAT I SAID CORI :P
jacqui_lantern234: legit though, im doing AWESOME
BrowneePointz: Mowu makes me think of the Furry Musician who made a song decrying Gen AI set to Video Killed the Radio Star
nemryn: you could probably finagle a way to get a Legendary Artifact Enchantment -- Equipment [creature type]
BrowneePointz: and now that song is stuck in my head
lamina5432: anyone else excited to prerelease tomorrow?
Earthenone: the trussty pegussy
MegaDosX: Why are you the way that you are?
vinewood_og: Pegussy
BrowneePointz: Pegastus Floop
nemryn: er, it'd be a creature too, of course
TramampolineTrumbopoline: @pleonasticTautology I just bought my brother seasons 1-10 on dvd as a gift because its his fave
adept_nekomancer: Pegasussy baka
terminaltractor: Definitely Sus
jacqui_lantern234: skill diff, cori
bytecaster: Yeah, Enforcer is templated that way so it can't tap armies, and big tree, I guess
micalovits: Ghostform was good for ashiok, and that was mostly it
Bruceski: If you add Mycosynth Lattice and Enchanted Evening then it would be an Basic Legendary Enchantment Artifact Creature Forest
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: im sorry, the joke was there
Earthenone: its because it has seen play in recent constructed formats i think
Voidhawk42: It's busted in various commander things, so alot of retrospective attempting here
themercenary1987: Goes infinite with sun titan and a ham sandwich
BrowneePointz: uh oh proliffies
bytecaster: Blooming our hulk on stream!??
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW
jacqui_lantern234: GG
vinewood_og: gg
dwchief: the tree hits hard confirmed
TheWriterAleph: TAKE. CONTROL.
Flyingdelorion: Bye Graham
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
lamina5432: Cori is gonna crush all opposition
raulghoulia: bye grahamothy
bytecaster: Quick chat, while she is distracted, post more Jeanist
MrSarkhan: sergeNewChairBanner
Ukon_Cairns: you would think being deceased is exactly when the ghostform would kick in NotLikeThis
Akaiatana: Moralumbar support
TramampolineTrumbopoline: Cory, activate WIN mode.
NornsFelidar: curve them out Cori!
Flyingdelorion: If you got ball you can't loose!
jacqui_lantern234: THATS bold, opponent?
terminaltractor: Sus
Flyingdelorion: That's weird..
Featherweight_: hatefuk
jacqui_lantern234: @Featherweight_ the innevitable escalation of the hate-cuddle
cmdrzellgaudis: Cori, are you excited for the Cori mountain card?
BrowneePointz: @Featherweight_ would you like to try that again
Flyingdelorion: uhm...
BrowneePointz: correct
NornsFelidar: yes
micalovits: I like new horizons into the vampire
Featherweight_: @browneepointz I would thank you
NornsFelidar: they are more mana screwed than you
theamc2000: animal crossing
jacqui_lantern234: @cmdrzellgaudis to quote her from my last hangout with her, "i finally have a card to sign at magic cons"
NornsFelidar: you can still do that after casting horizons
EvilBadman: @jacqui_lantern234 three
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 I can't help but read "Cori Mountain" in the same cadence as "Candy Mountain"
jacqui_lantern234: @adept_nekomancer well thats living in my brain forever rent-free
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 The internet has clearly poisoned me. :(
Bruceski: @adept_nekomancer Cori doesn't take just a kidney, that's quitter talk.
jacqui_lantern234: @Bruceski she takes an adult knee, too :P
tekn0shaman: oopsy
EvilBadman: murder the skulker at this point
CuteTeaGoat: brain is not taking comments at this time
jacqui_lantern234: uhhh...... whoops
dutchmoose: gamer fuel
NornsFelidar: you could just also pay the full cost 🥺
tekn0shaman: I kept making that sorcery mistake with roadside blowout in aetherdrift. Had to just stop running the card in my decks to stop myself from being dumb about it.
kristian_fischer: Better than Splash Mountain
jacqui_lantern234: nah, Cori. your mountain is DEFINITELY the candy mountain
jacqui_lantern234: its cause youre so sweet <3
jacqui_lantern234: FIGHT ME ABOUT IT
jacqui_lantern234: 1V1 ME IRL :P
Lord_Hosk: You won't... cause you're too sweet
iris_of_ether: Haven't you both done SCA
jacqui_lantern234: @Lord_Hosk EXACTLY!!! she knows she wont
jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether ive done sca fighting. i forget if cori has
iris_of_ether: Sick
jacqui_lantern234: oshit!
LathosTiran: rattan for life Kappa
BrowneePointz: *gasp* Dairy Queen is bringing back the S'mores Blizzard. *rubs hands devilishly*
jacqui_lantern234: cori, i need to introduce you to my buddy Reynard
Lord_Hosk: thats a weird block
BrowneePointz: Tennis Balls
walkeroftales: You weren't dead!
NornsFelidar: nooooo
EvilBadman: you wreren't dead
xem1oo: noooo, you weren't dead!
walkeroftales: You were at 1 life
NornsFelidar: you weren't dear!!
adept_nekomancer: Could have survived at one?
Flyingdelorion: You werent dead here I think?
Lord_Hosk: thats 8
terminaltractor: Don't tell Gram
Flyingdelorion: that's 8
BrowneePointz: You're still new! Mistakes happen
terminaltractor: Magic is hard
DeM0nFiRe: It's ok we can't tell on you, we forgot your name like you told us
EvilBadman: Also make them have it, lol
noSmokeFire: make them have it (addition)
Strebenherz: Honestly though, relatable quote
Flyingdelorion: Never give up, never give in!
jacqui_lantern234: honestly, cori, i want you to visit my kingdom. i wanna see you kick ass at target archery and beat my friends at it
BrowneePointz: Never Surrender! Unless it's League of Legends and the game is miserable.
terminaltractor: Row row Fight the Power !!!
iris_of_ether: Ugin's Kugin
adept_nekomancer: It's probably fine as a bear.
BrowneePointz: that anime turned 18 this week
walkeroftales: ehh, it's fine.
Flyingdelorion: Ugin's bear?
noSmokeFire: @Flyingdelorion Happy pride to Ugin's bear
terminaltractor: Eugene' Hair?
Flyingdelorion: Yes and yes @noSmokeFire
Swamplor: Really more Green Arrow than Batman
Bugberry: Her plane was destroyed by Bolas
noSmokeFire: can we compromise on Riddler?
twistedsylvan: What's her storyline? - excellent question
Flyingdelorion: Surfer?
terminaltractor: Uh Vivian's home plane was destroyed by Bolas and she carries an Arkbow imbuted with the spirits of animals from her destroyed home
Featherweight_: time to bully!
Flyingdelorion: Oppo is hurted I think and confused it seems
walkeroftales: Nah, there's no way they could have gotten the proliferate in a way that mattered
Bugberry: Like Green Arrow, she has various trick arrows, but more like trick animals that she fires out.
Flyingdelorion: Ronnie is indestructable not?
walkeroftales: opp finding out that war of the spark is not a format where you can start playing at turn 4-5
Flyingdelorion: Oh, that's the other one sorry!
adept_nekomancer: @Flyingdelorion Temporarily destructible.
Flyingdelorion: Ah, thank you!
Featherweight_: beep beep
adept_nekomancer: Move to beep beep step
Flyingdelorion: GG
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BrowneePointz: Ack, I love when a game's servers explode mid game
BrowneePointz: nah was playing WoW
BrowneePointz: which is funny cuz Blizz' servers don't often explode, but when they do...they REALLY melt down
walkeroftales: ehh, we can do better imo
Flyingdelorion: A Blizzard server melting down, huh...
big_blue_man: just logged in and saw battle.net had a queue to log in
walkeroftales: keep and cross fingers?
adept_nekomancer: Going to 5 is rough
Drexciya808: relatable
Flyingdelorion: It doesn't look good for our hero...
walkeroftales: ugin 4/4 seems dece
Lord_Hosk: I think you're...
Lord_Hosk: dead
Flyingdelorion: Seems deece
adambomb625: haha, conjurant and vitu-ghazi get around the enforcer
walkeroftales: Can they? Isn't it mana value 0?
Flyingdelorion: How?
BrowneePointz: Travis Willingham!
walkeroftales: During your turn, gideon is a man. and WHAT a man.
BartholemewTheKitten: Is he a dragon-man?
BrowneePointz: Ding dang Roy Mustang bein Gideon Chadblade
walkeroftales: decidedly male
hedonistic_mushroom: Chad with a sword
Lord_Hosk: What are the odds they have a trick
iris_of_ether: My Friend Chad Who's Fun to Be With
BrowneePointz: More like, "The Hero we didn't know we needed until he was gone"
Drexciya808: I’m a big man ..when it’s my turn
BrowneePointz: waiiiit
Flyingdelorion: Does vitu ghazi untap?
Flyingdelorion: Sad...
walkeroftales: we're not dead yet, not by a long shot.
Flyingdelorion: 2?
BrowneePointz: das lethal
walkeroftales: you must block gids or die, but you're also probably just regular dead
hiFunko: Damage! My only weakness! How did you know?
Featherweight_: rude
BrowneePointz: Travis Willingham, still killing folks in Limited
BrowneePointz: god I love that he voices Gideon. It's perfect
korvys: Gambling? I'm in!
Featherweight_: all you need is spider. spider will get you throw
nymistrya: @BrowneePointz His himbo dad energy matches Gideon in a perfect way
BrowneePointz: Travis is unfortunately not a Himbo
BrowneePointz: but he's good at playing them!
nymistrya: No, but he has the V I B E and thats what counts
BrowneePointz: Vengeance
Flyingdelorion: Sorin's thirst?
Bugberry: !card sorin
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
BrowneePointz: thirst
Bugberry: !card sorin's thirst
LRRbot: Sorin's Thirst [BB] | Instant | Sorin's Thirst deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: vengeance is the 10 damage one lol
BartholemewTheKitten: It was the playtesting name
Featherweight_: the bell trolls for thee
Marvoleath: Sorin's wet tits? D:
BrowneePointz: if it doesn't affect combat, always play it after combat
walkeroftales: you gotta pay the troll toll
BrowneePointz: (this is not a hard and fast rule, but general advice)
Marvoleath: !card viviens grizzly
LRRbot: Vivien's Grizzly [2G] | Creature — Bear Spirit [2/3] | {3}{G}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, put it on the bottom of your library.
Bugberry: vivien's grizzly? she sure is.
BartholemewTheKitten: Harold bravely goes to his fate
BrowneePointz: Spiper Black sounds like a Tokusatsu character
Strebenherz: Spiper venom?
Flyingdelorion: Counterspell again maybe?
Flyingdelorion: try one reaper? if they have counter we have another one?
definenull: Bye G!
Ravynn: Bye G
BusTed: HypeWave
Flyingdelorion: Bye G
raulghoulia: who's Graham?
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Flyingdelorion: That worked, nice!
Flyingdelorion: Attack first ?
Flyingdelorion: I think we got them?
definenull: Nice!
Flyingdelorion: Well done!
TramampolineTrumbopoline: You got this cory!
definenull: Ruude
Diabore: in the deck
definenull: Deck plz
BartholemewTheKitten: Don't bully sloth friend
iris_of_ether: lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH
Flyingdelorion: Arena is bullying you!
adept_nekomancer: This is where I'd put my swamp. If I had one. :(
vinewood_og: Oh we're sloth shaming now?
Flyingdelorion: Should have said that earlier....
definenull: Ah the deck is one of those types, gotta insult it to get what you want
Strebenherz: lrrSLOTH seabatUseless lrrSLOTH
adept_nekomancer: Swing with sloth, opponent. Send a message!
definenull: Now you get emotional support swamp AND forest
Diabore: no
Lordofironstorm: No
definenull: Nope
Diabore: they chump checked u
Diabore: us
BartholemewTheKitten: Why Mr Turner?
Flyingdelorion: You wanted swamps not?
Diabore: maybe its not james its the computer thats cursed
Lordofironstorm: The deck is like: "You want swamps?! I'll give you effing swamps!"
TheAwkes: The power level of WAR is quaint now, in hindsight.
definenull: Well then
Diabore: HA
Flyingdelorion: To be honest: I feel your pain...
Geldaran: ::squish::
Flyingdelorion: Help!
definenull: At least ob survived
Diabore: sloth gonna kill us
BartholemewTheKitten: Oh no, big slothy
adept_nekomancer: lorge dino!
BrowneePointz: can't play around mythics
Diabore: now THATS a megasloth
Ravynn: -36 ouch
dutchmoose: wow
iris_of_ether: So rude
TheWriterAleph: :D
vinewood_og: Woof
Juliamon: !clip
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Flyingdelorion: Well that happened...
Strebenherz: What card did that buff?
adept_nekomancer: build your own megasloth
Featherweight_: sloth is laughing now
Diabore: @Strebenherz finale of devestation
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40:58.
BrowneePointz: in limited?
BrowneePointz: idk. but he's a good artifact commander card
RatherLargeToad: MN is a good winter hole
Bugberry: UB was good in Limited.
TheAwkes: Him car have doofy face.
Diabore: we have commander at home
Featherweight_: loot loot
RatherLargeToad: Chad!
BartholemewTheKitten: Chadblade!
Diabore: that guy what stabbed us earlier
definenull: RIP to a real one o7
Lordofironstorm: Heyyyy, worst rare in the set!
Bugberry: People make fun of it, but it's servicable
Bugberry: We need Fblthp in Edge of Eternity for a Lost in Space reference
BartholemewTheKitten: Where in the world is Fblthp Santiago?
TheAwkes: Is it a stonks day?
RatherLargeToad: Sealed it is then!
TramampolineTrumbopoline: Everyone take care of yourselves!
Featherweight_: tell em about the store sale
RatherLargeToad: I think they said something about 20% off at checkout, but I’m not sure
Featherweight_: yepp yepp
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for streaming! It was a fun ride! Sleepy time for me! Keep yourselves safe everyone!
Strebenherz: Take care Cori
ContingentCat: !next
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