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Anubis169:
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Anubis169: Placebo to you too
Scy_Anide: Howdus dodus?
Scy_Anide: I dodus fine
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
Anubis169: !sm
Anubis169: !social
Strebenherz: Howdy stalker
Juliamon: !contact
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DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: That's the one
TheMerricat:
I'm guessing you haven't had a chance to try out the huge expansion they released for Pacific Drive today Alex? 
sephyhallow: Content hole. WOW.
Anubis169: What... pray tell... is the context of that display down below?
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: You've heard of the hornerhole, now for the Alexhole?
Anubis169:
JKBalch: I missed the beginning, did the bridge still lead to nowhere?
DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: (hint: it's his subterranean garage)
sephyhallow: @Strebenherz Why is it always about holes?!
TheMerricat: @jkbalch actually you didn't this is the beginning.
JKBalch: Ah, thank you
Strebenherz: So about that blue mtg card that shows hole
Anubis169: initially?
sephyhallow: pffffft
Anubis169: is it just one huge mass of rads?
Anubis169: the river I mean
Strebenherz: Awww
sephyhallow: that's a hefty Patreon fee for the Alexhole
DigitalSeahorse: teddy!
Anubis169: No wonder your stamina's going down so fast, you're hauling a truckload
DigitalSeahorse: you can drop the stuff and give them a five finger discount
ghyllnox: Don' wanna
JollyGee29: I think the radiation would probably kill most of the odor-causing bacteria
Strebenherz: And condensed milk
Strebenherz: And whatever in gods name the tinned meat is
Juliamon: I imagine the sense of smell would be burned out purely from Tourist's Delight
Anubis169: So I remember eating at a dodgy greek restaurant with friends, they all had a vodka shot before the meal and I didn't, and I was the only one that got food poisoning
JollyGee29: I love the teeny little substation
sephyhallow: The food in Stalker has the opposite effect of the food in Ghibli. It's like my stomach recedes.
Anubis169: so like it's possible the vodka would neutralise bad breath, and probably every other thing that's supposed to be there
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: LOL it is
Anubis169: do NOT go there
DigitalSeahorse: video of food prep that makes you wanna hurl
sephyhallow: Worst anti-Ghibli food: 30kgs of sausage
ghyllnox: Alternately: Don't
Anubis169: dogs?
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JollyGee29: I keep meaning to try out the G36 extensively, and then don't. It'd look so naked without the giant optic
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
ghyllnox: At least wolves are relatively afraid of humans
Strebenherz: Splat
DigitalSeahorse: but there are some dogs that look like normal dogs too though
JollyGee29: If I recall, it's a laser sight, a 3x, and a 1x all in one piece
JKBalch: You can hear the ankle snap when Skif lands
Anubis169: when I went to see my ex down in moravia (southern CZ) they have random roaming wild boar... she didn't think anything of it, and i'm like "that will eat my feet off"
ghyllnox: "What's this one do?" "Makes holes, mostly"
DigitalSeahorse: at least your visit wasn't a boar
SquareDotCube: I remember how you had to deal with two different versions of the modern SVD and neither had good compromises compared to the original
JKBalch: Shotgun pistol, the greatest subquest.
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:56.
sephyhallow: For preferred rate, must show Alexhole
SquareDotCube: artifact hunting time
DigitalSeahorse: this is not that sort of stream
Mazrae: Watching the stream seems a chill while I try and break a low grade fever I've had all day
JollyGee29: The SIRCAA suit has lower physical protection, doesn't it?
TheAwkes: The PAO is great.
DigitalSeahorse: @Mazrae get well soon! *offers honey lemon tea*
Mazrae: @digitalseahorse that tea sounds amazing I've been coughing and my throat hurts and that tea would soothe so much
DigitalSeahorse: *hands giant mug of the tea*
JessieImproved: Hmm that makes me want to go make some peach ginger turmeric tea I've got
DigitalSeahorse:
JKBalch:
Anubis169: Alex I think that bullet landed in Moldova next door
Kerfalurf: Pistols are, vanilla, quite strong.
Mazrae: Don't know why but a shotgun pistol sounds like a gun Doom Guy would have
Anubis169: Did the guy's future Mrs. ever say anything about the roving gravity traps?
DigitalSeahorse: you shoot entire contents at once
TheAwkes: It's so good. Little less power than the big shottys, but it can put a full cartridge of buck into a Monolith faceplate from far enough away to get the job done.
JKBalch: But how will it fair against bloodsuckers?
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: Sticking the bullets in with... another appendage
Anubis169: so that time you reloaded 2 rounds one after the other, he might be sticking it in his belt with the chamber open
Mazrae: I feel like if you tried firing it single handed, the recoil might make the gun fly out of your hand
DigitalSeahorse:
there's a third mutant hand
DigitalSeahorse: with two fingers on it
RealGamerCow: ponder that orb
ShaneLeeAtk: Borb?
RealGamerCow: Big natural orb
Anubis169: I love the one where the pistol shoots 5 slow shots, then about 30 in quick succession, and the guy ejects a magazine about 4ft long from the tiny handle
Anubis169: or the shotgun that uses carts the same length as the barrel, takes about 3 pulls to get all of it out
Scy_Anide: Bigtop Burger is amazing and the soundtracks are on Bandcamp. I highly recommend both.
Mushbie: I wonder if you can find a mini tractor, or ride-able lawnmower in the zone to complete your power of god
ghyllnox: Someone comes up to you swaying dramatically after downing two random bottles from tables in the bar and says they need to find someone. Wyd?
Anubis169: He's still alive!?
JollyGee29: Hilka is nominally worse than the Bear
JollyGee29: It detects artifacts from further away, but does not give you directions
DigitalSeahorse: dual wield detectors
RealGamerCow: Greebled
ShaneLeeAtk: That is a PKE meter
Anubis169: wait, is this better or worse than our previous scanner?
Juliamon: yes
DigitalSeahorse: that does look like it will detect a ghost
Anubis169: ooo, you can equip both?
TheAwkes: It's like 100m for the antenna guy, and 60m for the nice display one.
Anubis169:
I wanna hang my shoes on it
TheAwkes: I did the experimenting to find out when I played.
Anubis169: SERIOUSLY!?
DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: ohh the display is proximity
Anubis169:
JollyGee29: Might check that PDA before you wander off
NightValien28: yeah why does he get protection
DigitalSeahorse:
NightValien28: evaporated a man
frank_the_great: Man was only immune to bullets
ghyllnox: It looked like they just needed to have him fiddle with his PDA to send out the message
Mushbie: and are they thirsty?
Anubis169: Sir... I'd like to file a bug report with physics...
vinewood_og: How to win friends and knifluence people
frank_the_great: @vinewood_og People like it when you remember there names, and they also like it when you don't stab them
Anubis169: it's quite difficult to get "It's not wrong, it's different" past the focus group test...
Kerfalurf: You could grind up the bread and make flour to make BREAD 2.0!
JollyGee29: I like my bread to have a bit of a chew, but..
Anubis169: you watch Tasting History?
Strebenherz: *taps hardtack together* CLACK CLACK*
ShaneLeeAtk: With Max Miller
Strebenherz: It's a very wholesome channel, highly recommend
sephyhallow: Soothing, but also scrumptious
ghyllnox: You've heard of hip-firing guns, this gun is also hip-loading
FarleyF: i have defeated rat - inform the men
Anubis169: I still got a copy of The Forme of Cury that I'm working my way through, some of those recipes are godly, others are.. yeah about that subreddit...
frank_the_great: Ground sausage
Anubis169: Alex... rads, rads!!
Anubis169:
phew
DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: I can drop you an old british lemon cream dessert recipe in your discord, super easy to make (like 15min) and it's like crack
DigitalSeahorse: a hole made just for Alex
Anubis169:
b33r
JadedCynic: aw snap; surprised by this - I'll have to see y'all in the VoD - have fun! o/
Anubis169:
later JC 
frank_the_great: Weird place to take a nap
TheAwkes: Not sure. But there's always been a separate button for hard throw and soft throw with distinct animation.
DigitalSeahorse: that cricket is still alive
Anubis169: soon to be zombie faction?
DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: so in SoC, i never used to use the minimap and went almost HUDless, navigated using the sun and sky.jpg
Anubis169: got lost a whole bunch, but it was good exploring fun
ghyllnox: Did that used to be a monkey?
Anubis169: yeah i think you're putting it in your belt for the single-handed reload
thegreatskyfish:
How is player loading a cylinder one handed? 
Gaelan_Maestro: they look like cat monkey hairless monsters
Strebenherz: Skills
Mazrae: Stalker black magic
Mushbie: he uses the third arm he got from all the radiation
sephyhallow: It's replaced his bellybutton
Anubis169: headcanon, putting it in the belt while the chamber's open, then grabbing bullets from a pocket
DigitalSeahorse: he keeps a third godhand in his pants
TheAwkes: Quatto needs to earn his keep.
thegreatskyfish:
@Anubis169 This would work... I guess 
Anubis169: yeah pulls up his tshirt and the mouth says 'sup
Mazrae: Why did you take those off?
Strebenherz: On the thought of old sketches, were you a mono red fan irl, or was that more the sketch character?
ghyllnox: Damn that
ghyllnox: *that's very staircase-y for not the way up
DigitalSeahorse:
bubbly
TheAwkes: You get some time between the small bubbles clearing and the big bubble reforming.
JollyGee29: Did you poke that generator?
DigitalSeahorse:
thegreatskyfish:
Strebenherz: Info from the noot noot sphere
Anubis169:
Science, fuck yeah! 
Anubis169: !break
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Anubis169: aaand we're back
TheAwkes: Yellow paint marks the way.
Strebenherz: A piggu? Earl get my tractor it's boar huntin' time
TheAwkes:
Strebenherz: Is there piggu lore?
TheAwkes: Always worth picking up bullets. Only buck and 9mm have bad cash value.
Strebenherz: !alex
Strebenherz: They're great lil doodles
Strebenherz: I appreciate the rude freya xD
vinewood_og: Plug away!
Anubis169: good grief
Anubis169: LOL
Anubis169: lightning trap?
JollyGee29: Was there something on the ceiling?
DigitalSeahorse: as needed as hormones are sometimes they're a pain
JollyGee29: Oh, I was just seeing the light fixture
DigitalSeahorse: that's a very good thread
Anubis169: maybe onto the ledge, and then to the ladder?
Anubis169: or maybe i'm talkin' out my backside
Anubis169:
worth a shot
TheAwkes: Can you get on top of the surrounding wall to get to the low roof?
TheAwkes:
Their engagement range wasn't that long before. The behaviour updates happened after I finished playing. Glad of it. 
DigitalSeahorse: some of them have scopes too
Anubis169: ladder not laddering
DigitalSeahorse: no means of egress
DigitalSeahorse: aside from this tiny hole
Anubis169:
Ankles1
TheAwkes: Only going to hurt yourself trying to get up this way.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeee
Anubis169: eyy!
ghyllnox: Wheeeee... CRUNCH
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Anubis169: wow nice haul
Anubis169: oh
DigitalSeahorse: ow
PopeWorldbuild: F
ghyllnox: o7
JollyGee29: Oh, wow. I didn't realize you could get up there that way
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Anubis169:
Really?
TheAwkes: Has, is, and will again.
DigitalSeahorse: curious like a cat
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: Looks like electricity is going on
DigitalSeahorse: tasty
PopeWorldbuild: Taste the anomaly
Mushbie: yeah don't most ak platforms mount optics to the side of the receiver?
Anubis169: what's the yellow medpack?
JollyGee29: Yellow is scientific, it heals rads too
NotCainNorAbel:
500
REDphd: Stalker 2? I hardly know her
Anubis169: hihi red
REDphd: Helllllo people
Anubis169: argh, dedicated ammo only?
Anubis169: btw i adore the fact that ammo conservation is a think.. rounds are bulky and limited
Anubis169: thing*
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Strebenherz: Very best like no one ever was?
shushu2539: cool jazzy tune
FarleyF: BTW Alex in the spirit of Stalker have you ever heard of Zero Sievert. It's a combination of Stalker and Escape from Tarkov in a much smaller environment and with a more topdown feel to it
JollyGee29: Probably worth it since you're right here.
TastyGagh: oh snap you don't have to pick up the guns to know they're broken anymore?
TastyGagh: yeah they didn't have the durability indicators
TheAwkes: Red condition: no one. They're junk.
JollyGee29: Ragman in Rostok will buy red-quality guns
TheAwkes: Ragman, really?
TheAwkes: Damn. Never checked, his prices are ass.
JollyGee29: He pays less for everything, but he will buy non-zero durability guns
TastyGagh: it's at 0
JollyGee29: He won't buy stuff at 0%
DigitalSeahorse: a dork lock
JollyGee29: Oh, right, this.
Anubis169: A dorky what?
Anubis169: UHHHHHH
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
sephyhallow: On that we're agreed
Anubis169: wormhole?
thebobe420: They made this path much harder
DigitalSeahorse: he had a bad time
Juliamon: good news, it's not extremely radioactive
thebobe420: They didn't initially have the stuff leaning on the sieds
JollyGee29: Yea, this is a classic "fun" platforming puzzle
Anubis169:
Anubis169: NOPE!!!!!
WowoT: thats alot of rats...
DigitalSeahorse: ratatatat
DigitalSeahorse: feck
Anubis169: oh thank heavens we didn't go far
Anubis169: nngh
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
Astramentha: have we escaped tarkov yet
ghyllnox: @Anubis169 Can you imagine if this was a significant distance away?
DigitalSeahorse: bugger
Anubis169:
Danger Will Stalkinson
shushu2539: defeating the monolith cult was easier than this
ghyllnox: Having done a few jumping puzzles in other contexts, you do get worse before you get better
tipulsar85: Don't you wish you had Radaway right now?
Anubis169: yeah but 3d platforming is bullshit
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: Then you get the muscle memory for the jumps and can actually work on the difficult parts
HadesLeprechaun: you called?
ghyllnox: I love the grenade explosions that hit the rats have rats flying in the debris
DigitalSeahorse: feed them to the anomalies
JollyGee29: Might be one of them is bleeding out
JollyGee29: Oh, should be able to save now
Anubis169: oh come on!
ghyllnox: \o/
DigitalSeahorse: noop
vinewood_og: RIP!
Strebenherz: More often than id like yed
DigitalSeahorse: I don't got a bearb
ghyllnox: No, don't wanna
JollyGee29: The view up here is great.. in the day.
Strebenherz: Yes*
sephyhallow: No but it happens to my boyfriend a lot...
ghyllnox: Did I see a stash revealed in that pile of boxes?
Anubis169: it looks de-pressed
Anubis169: ohh so that's how you get up top in this building
Anubis169: so... wondering...
ghyllnox: Nope... wait... yup
Anubis169: you see machine pistols called Uzis so often, does Uzi actually mean anything?
Anubis169: nono i meant the name, like is 'Uzi' an abbreviation for something or..
DigitalSeahorse: uzi because it makes you ooze to be shot?
JollyGee29: Uzi was the original designer's nickname. Uziel Gal
Anubis169:
oh, the more ya know
nicholasmc1: I'm a mac10 fan
nicholasmc1: im just here fawning over the view model animations in this game
Anubis169: a .45 machine pistol? that thing must kick like a shire horse
Strebenherz: St Nick just chillin
nicholasmc1: @DigitalSeahorse yo yo
DoodlestheGreat: SWAT?
JollyGee29: I always assumed they were the predecessor to the PDW
Anubis169: like rapid response units?
nicholasmc1: all pigs are pigs it's ok
DoodlestheGreat: ACAB
Anubis169: I'll say that's not fair, and leave it at that
BusTed: this looks like someone's dad
pon4ik_pokimon4ik: Hi
TheAwkes: Prof's glasses are excellent.
ghyllnox: Huh he takes all you have
Anubis169:
hi pon4ik 
pon4ik_pokimon4ik: Hallo
JollyGee29: This dude makes the best vodka
DoodlestheGreat: All vodka is magic. Except the stuff made by the North Koreans...
Mashamino: is vodka not magic enough?
ghyllnox: Lmao
DigitalSeahorse:
JollyGee29: It's on the ground next to the still
DigitalSeahorse: magic!
DigitalSeahorse: also dam keyboard made me mute just now
ghyllnox: Oh hey, there's an anomaly here huh
ghyllnox: *artifact
JollyGee29: You walked right past the bottles, yea
mrjujubeans: late night stalker? 0.0
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of sparkly on that table
BusTed: Want some rye? 'Course ya do...
DigitalSeahorse: his fingers are like sausages
TheAinMAP:
ghyllnox: We *were* told not to try to outdrink the man
mrjujubeans: that’s just Ian
Scy_Anide: Oh yell yeah, I love Dvupalov
Scy_Anide: Nevermind that it takes me 15 tries to pronounce his name.
Scy_Anide: p sure those are 100 ml beakers
Scy_Anide: Just by the shape and size
Scy_Anide: Maybe 150 ml
insane_42: Hey Alex
Juliamon: Waiting for Skif to just lunge for that pickle
Mashamino: something about that half-eaten pickle
ghyllnox: All out of vodka? For this man that's an emergency!
JollyGee29: Oh no, don't mix booze and milk
sephyhallow: Wow vodka and condensed milk, what a combo
sephyhallow: A really thick, sweet white Russian
Gaelan_Maestro: XD
FarleyF: Vodka and Condensed Milk - Sounds like a Russian Cheesecake
Larkonus: Despite how many times I've cooked/baked with it, I've never tasted condensed milk. I imagine it's terrible.
DigitalSeahorse: a pickle!
Juliamon: oh...
Mashamino: oh, that's fun
Anubis169:
artifact in a still, no wonder it's magic vodka
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: Is the fourth shot the best because that's the one that kills you, or...
JollyGee29: I'm not sure if you can ever find more of the magic vodka, but it gives you psi protection
DigitalSeahorse: he's very blushy now
Mashamino: where all humanity will transcend into magic vodka
ghyllnox: Maybe they got a sponsorship or something
Anubis169: !break
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Anubis169:
Do you still have the artifact that escaped the vodka distiller... what does that do?
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JollyGee29: Boozer is.. Slag Heap I think?
Anubis169: jebus I feel old... I was in the anime subtitling scene doing stuff when "All according to keikaku" came out x_x
Anubis169: that particular line, and another which I can't say 'cause Twitch'll ban my account automagically, was the direct cause of reducing the amount of TL notes and just translating the word raw in the subtitles
Juliamon: the mass something something events?
Anubis169: yup that's the one
Juliamon: yeah, fortunate that one's mostly faded from public memory
Juliamon: good gods that was a time
ghyllnox: Can't say I was too into anime back when keikaku came out and yeah, no idea what the "something something"s are, so there's that
Anubis169: especially since the word was supposed to be 'kidnapping'
Gaelan_Maestro: yes
ghyllnox: And yaoi paddles
DigitalSeahorse: Yup
nicholasmc1: a simpler time indeed
Gaelan_Maestro: i got glomped once so hard i had a cracked rib
ghyllnox: Feeeeesh
Juliamon: this bridge haunted
Strebenherz: That's just assault at that point gaddamn
Anubis169: it's a dive-tackle hug
Anubis169: anime style
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is this another case of homestuckies
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: was it, even
Transmuted_Elf: did was a thing in my hs freind group, can run into from time to time in the furry community and with friends now. it hasnt died out.
ghyllnox: I went to one (1) anime convention full of trolls, and it was great
Strebenherz: Trying to explain yaoi paddles is.. that was a time huh
Anubis169: Nobody ever glomped me, but I did get somebody's evil eye because I dodged a glomp and she faceplanted the ground
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: who are the homestuckies of the new generation
Strebenherz: Incredible @anubis169
FarleyF: OH GOD WHY DID I LOOK
FarleyF: MY EYES
ghyllnox: I was like "hallway pizza? what's that?"
ghyllnox: <message deleted>KnowYourMeme says: "The BLFC Hallway Cum Pizza, or Furry Cum Pizza, refers to a controversial event that occurred during the second day of furry con Big Little Fur Con, when approximately 19 people ejaculated on a pizza before leaving it in a hallway for three hours."
ghyllnox: Yeah okay fair
Juliamon: You were specifically told not to look it up
DoodlestheGreat: THANK YOU JULIA...
Juliamon: 'bis actually got it
ghyllnox: I must have missed that part
kdefinition: But what if, for a joke, I did the thing?
ghyllnox: But THREE HOURS
sephyhallow: Yeah really don't scorch your brain with that info, it bad
Gaelan_Maestro: cons be whack yo
FarleyF:
ah i love that comic
ghyllnox: For information, not the joke...
ghyllnox: I apologize
Strebenherz: I googled. I shouldn't have
Anubis169: I've only been to one con where there was no con-drama
Gaelan_Maestro: thats how i got my first serious GF
ghyllnox: I think we had 12 people in 2 rooms at that one con in college
DoodlestheGreat: "I did the thing" remains one of my favorite little works of yours, Alex.
FarleyF: hey i'm not blaming you in the slightest - curiousity is both my fascination and my curse
FarleyF: and yeah LeeLee is a small lady
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: my most aggravating anime convention story involves gundam fans angry that gundam wing's pretty boys got girls into the fandom
FarleyF: the Gundam Hell DB shows just how small she is, her dancing in the background was wonderfui
FarleyF: Also are we now Drunk Jensens European cousin
frank_the_great: At pax once there was a panel on art in video games, but it didn't have any visuals. The guy was like "do you know Braid?"
Anubis169: the thing that stopped me going to cons was a 50/50 split between a) money, and b) con-goers hygiene.. there were uhh.. 'visible stains' on the seats of the people next to me
Strebenherz: Eurgh
Gaelan_Maestro: @Anubis169 i stopped going because of bullying
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: see I thought some fandom smelled more than others but I thought that was just me being judgemental
Anubis169: good grief do they all have sniper scopes?
Anubis169: wait WHAT!?
Anubis169: that dude took a seated firing positing to aim up at you
Anubis169: that's a super nice touch
frank_the_great: orb
FarleyF: i love the moon logic that a bullet will not set off an anomaly but a bolt will
nicholasmc1: wow that sky
Larkonus: The sky is normally green, right? Surely it's fine.
Anubis169: Blowout soon fellow stalker
Strebenherz: The bolts are soaked in magic vodka
Juliamon: wow yeah
Anubis169: let's hope there's enough rebar in these walls to protect us
JollyGee29: Oh, that room isn't safe
Juliamon: if there's a dude in it, the room's safe
Larkonus: Don't forget to recharge your gems in the highstorm!
Transmuted_Elf: @Larkonus nice
FarleyF: ah strumming the guitar while the world burns
Transmuted_Elf: @Larkonus This is the other storm the angrier one
GMV8:
Anubis169: hi there GMV8
GMV8: ello
Anubis169: ooo dinner
Anubis169: nngh, why is the tea always gone...
Anubis169: wonder if that graffiti art exists IRL
DigitalSeahorse: probably not well maintained
Anubis169:
DigitalSeahorse:
ProcyonFlynn: In the hole is ... nope.
Strebenherz: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #8218: "Stop digging holes in my base!" —Serge, to James [2022-09-06]
Anubis169: DigitalSeahorse you're a CBC sub?
DigitalSeahorse:
shhhhhhh! 
Anubis169:
DigitalSeahorse: I was gifted on his birbday
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
CaptainSpam: Fire bad.
BusTed:
JKBalch: Stop drop and roll is hard on a ladder
Anubis169: I can't stalk right now I@m on too much fire...
TheAinMAP:
FarleyF: wheres the marshmellows when you need then
FarleyF: them
Strebenherz:
Anubis169:
PopeWorldbuild: Hot
DigitalSeahorse:
FIRE
Strebenherz:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
JKBalch: Does your guy have an impromptu sauna or bbq set up?
JollyGee29: There's a door on the ground level
JollyGee29: Outside
DigitalSeahorse: is that a free suit in the corner?
BusTed: yeah but he's really good at it
JKBalch: Poor guy, the best biochemists have stills at home
JollyGee29: Fire anomalies do a real number on suit durability
Strebenherz: No taco bell for skiff then?
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: glitchy spider
DigitalSeahorse: yep
DigitalSeahorse: bad things near bottom of spiral stairs
Strebenherz: Uhhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: aww rats
BusTed: hm
DigitalSeahorse: the floor is rats
CaptainSpam: HUh.
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed: effective
Vonbane: rat soup now
TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
Strebenherz: Boooom
DigitalSeahorse: bloof
Juliamon: they heard it's World Rat Day and were having a party
PopeWorldbuild: Rat-B_Gone
Juliamon: (not kidding)
TheAwkes: Skif casually eating HE overpressure to deal with rats.
Strebenherz: The flying rats explosion animation is peak
BusTed:
CaptainSpam: Didn't even get through the doorway.
Juliamon: you thought your problem was gonna be a bloodsucker, but it was ME, CONTROLLER!
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: Huggy time
Anubis169: lol
goombalax: scripted maybe?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe he's shy and you caught him just coming out of the shower
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz: You interrupted their man's romance pooping session
Acromonk: Does this game have thermal imaging?
DigitalSeahorse:
hocus poke us
Anubis169: A lot of people were hoping for it, along with night vision
CaptainSpam: Several layers of Earth's mantle later...
DigitalSeahorse: more stairs and an elevator
Anubis169:
but the devs are kinda under in a situation right now
DigitalSeahorse: someone spilled a bottle of cake
Strebenherz: Become sausage singularity
Getter404: Physics!
goombalax: yellow cake? its a party!
DigitalSeahorse: yay blocks
Anubis169: was that the paperwork next to where the voice recorder was?
Anubis169: so, assuming all the light down here is off our torch
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
JKBalch: Huh, generator has boss lighting.
DigitalSeahorse: oof
DigitalSeahorse: snorkles
JKBalch: shotgun pistol good against snorkles
JKBalch: i've been catching up on the youtube vidoes and the shotgun pistol has been my favorite subquest
Anubis169: it's dead enough
CaptainSpam: Dead-ish.
Cptasparagus: they're making a wolverine?
Anubis169:
MAHP?
Getter404: With no turlet, they had to get creative
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
Transmuted_Elf: still havnt run into the controller again
Anubis169: looks like a great place to drop a save
DigitalSeahorse: what was in the other direction I wonder
JollyGee29: Nicely done!
Anubis169:
CaptainSpam: Point-blank sniping, just like Richard Garfield intended.
Kirkygirl: hi all
Anubis169: That. Was. Terrifying
Strebenherz: Spoopy
PopeWorldbuild: ^^^^
Kirkygirl: Time for supper, and to make nachos
DigitalSeahorse: hi Kirkygirl
lightfut: I would like to melee you, with bullets!
CaptainSpam: Hey, Kirky.
Anubis169:
hihi Kirkygirl
PopeWorldbuild: Mmmmmm Nachos
Kirkygirl: oh there are some good beans here! hi @DigitalSeahorse and @Anubis169
DigitalSeahorse:
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JollyGee29: Oh good, you found it.
Anubis169: and save matches
cfpreston: Cause you know that i can
DigitalSeahorse: the gun that would have helped on the way in
JollyGee29: Is it better, probably not. But it has bullets!
Kirkygirl: Speaking of matches, am I very odd for stashing matches and candles in a bunch of places, for when the power goes out?
Anubis169: those stairs are tingly
DigitalSeahorse: I keep all mine next to my bed
cfpreston: I stash electric candles, but its for larp
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmm
Vonbane: haven't been able to find them in years
Anubis169: You can still pick them up at army surplus stores here
Anubis169: but can't ship 'em outta the country
Kirkygirl: I'll keep an eye out for strike on box matches next time I head to Costco
DigitalSeahorse: or in Toronto?
Kirkygirl: Robinson's Outdoor Store has some, I think
Anubis169: you can also get army windproof matches, the things that look like bullrushes
Kirkygirl: or MEC
cmdrud87: AAfter I did a quick search, I foound some on both ebay and Amazon
Acromonk: There's a couple on amazon but they are ridiculously priced.
Cptasparagus: amazon.ca does have them, but they are expensive
Anubis169:
the strike anywhere ones you kinda have to find locally 'cause nobody will ship flammables that're designed to go off.. anywhere 
DigitalSeahorse: F
ghyllnox: Y'all have Walmart, right? They carry Diamond Strike Anywhere Matches
DigitalSeahorse: walmart can eat thumb tacks
TheAwkes: Even walmart products vary by region.
DigitalSeahorse: they fire even cis people who pass for trans
DigitalSeahorse: waiting for an HR manager to step down before I shop there again
FarleyF: you know what i was going to make a glib joke about walmart and party tricks but after that yeah Walmart can douse themselves in Magnesium and walk flaming into the ocean
ghyllnox: I detest Walmart, but if it's a matter of making a kit for emergency survival and they're not obtainable in any other way, that's a place that carries them
FarleyF: i say that as we do not have Walmart here
DigitalSeahorse: true
Kirkygirl: Would you take any substitutes for strike anywhere matches, like a specific type of single match? I know you can buy something that I'll call an infinite match for all intents and purposes.
JollyGee29: Oh, the save was from before the stash
sephyhallow: @ghyllnox Worth saying, it's a practical bit of advice and it's not your fault they suck
JollyGee29: You don't have the gun, at least
ghyllnox: But really, Diamond seems like the cheap brand that hardware and grocery stores carry, and they have a line of Strike Anywheres
ghyllnox: @sephyhallow Thanks
Anubis169: you can apparently get Eddy Redbird at Canadian Tire
Isaac3567: Found a link to purchase some in Canada. There is also a local store in Victoria apparently. Of course the website description says strike on box, but the image says strike anywhere
Vonbane: Ace hardware have them as well
Anubis169: ahh fair
Juliamon: The image could be wrong
Juliamon: online sites for stores frequently have incorrect stock images
Isaac3567: Website lists it as strike anywhere as well.
sephyhallow: Look, truth is stores just don't feel comfortable bearing the weight of responsibility for selling strike-anywhere matches.
sephyhallow: Guns, on the other hand...
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAwkes: If you're willing to play with the phosphorous, you can turn strike on box matches into strike anywhere's at home.
Anubis169: i normally do the 9v battery + steel wool trick, though I have some striking steel around here somewhere
Despoiler98: that dude was just waiting there to die
Anubis169:
yeah the controller was in the control room 
DigitalSeahorse: I remember these spike racks
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Anubis169: a jam!?
TheAwkes: Spark.
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169: brb sec, gotta put the bins out
TheAwkes: Spark does a good job of seeming like the good guys until you realize they're all super delusional.
FarleyF: quick mods are out time to compliment them
DigitalSeahorse:
FarleyF: the late night mods (well for your timezone) do a great job of late night monitoring
JollyGee29: That dude had footsies
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: spinach eaten
ghyllnox: "Skif is a formidable adversary. Give it your all!" NYOOOM
Anubis169: Back
Kirkygirl: @Anubis169 on your six
DigitalSeahorse: Anubis169 you missed a trail of fire
Kirkygirl: yeah Skif ran like he was a Delorean
Anubis169: BALLS
DigitalSeahorse: he ran away
Kirkygirl: Like Sir Robin, he bravely ran away. But yeah there were so many dudes.
DigitalSeahorse: yes, bravely
Kirkygirl: OH. This is not a good kind of interesting.
DigitalSeahorse: so green
FarleyF: Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away!
Kirkygirl: oh lovely.
DigitalSeahorse: the what detector?
DigitalSeahorse: veles
DigitalSeahorse: Mr Hides behind his glasses frames
BusTed: Surely *this* time
BusTed:
Kirkygirl: JUST WHAT WE ALL FUCKIN' NEEDED. THANKS BUD.
Juliamon: cool cool cool
Anubis169: youuuuuuu morons created a controller with a personality
Kirkygirl: Jurassic Park quotes anyone?
DigitalSeahorse: so he admits he's a fool
DigitalSeahorse: take his sausage
Anubis169: it's 6am, time for bed
Lord_Hosk: Too crazy late was my nickname in highschool
ghyllnox: So he theoretically doesn't have any actual cult following, just psychically controlled drones
DoodlestheGreat: Go. Make sleepy.
FarleyF: @DigitalSeahorse that sounds NSFW
DigitalSeahorse:
eepy
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Anubis169: !contact
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FarleyF: go rest up - and chat read spaceshipping wherever all good web comics can be found
FarleyF: !alex
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
FarleyF: WOOOOOOO
DoodlestheGreat: YAY REPO
FarleyF: Love that game
FarleyF: Famjam is the crew playing Arena all day swapping out people
Anubis169: the sub welcomeninging
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169:
jibkat:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Anubis169:
night dude!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Anubis169: night chat!
DigitalSeahorse: *hangs in*
Kirkygirl: thanks for stream! 'Night all!
shushu2539:
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of hang in there Alex has cute shirts and mugs of a space kitty saying just that
LordZarano: Looks like Diamond is the only brand that still makes them
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